Original subtitles

Hope Fred's in the mood for bacon and eggs this morning.

[Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo]

[Sniff sniff sniff]

Mmm. I wish she'd make me some bacon.

The eggs I can make myself.

It's 7:00.

Dino, go wake daddy. Breakfast is ready.

[Snoring]

Dino.

Dino, it's 7:00!

Hurry up! Go wake daddy!

[Arr arr]

[Snoring]

[Arr arr arr]

[Snoring]

[Arr arr arr]

[Snoring]

All right, you two sleeping beauties,

Up! Come on.

Up! Up! Up!

Oh! Oh! It's cold!

Wilma, what happened to all the hot water?

I'm sorry, Fred. I used it to do the wash.

Personally, I'm glad there's no hot water.

It stings my trunk.

Wilma, where's the soap?

It's probably right where you left it yesterday.

Where's that?

Oops!

On the floor.

Never mind. I found it.

[Toot]

Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones

They're the modern stone age family

From the town of Bedrock

They're a page right out of history

Let's ride with the family down the street

Through the courtesy

Of Fred's two feet

When you're with the Flintstones

Have a yabba-Dabba-Doo time

A dabba-Doo time

We'll have a gay old time

Looks like daddy got up

on the wrong side of the bed.

All right, honey. Sip your milk.

Girls who drink their milk

grow up to be nice and pretty.

Dada! Da!

Pitty. Pitty. Pitty.

That's a good girl.

Wilma!

What's the matter now?

Cut out putting so much starch in my laundry.

Ho ho! I'm sorry, Fred.

Eat your breakfast while it's still hot.

You call this a three-Minute egg?

It's practically hard-Boiled.

Ahh, some breakfast.

Racka-Freda- Studa-Fran.

Racka-Freda- Studa-Fran.

Ha ha ha ha!

I'm going, Wilma.

Boy, what a way to start the day--

No hot water, no breakfast.

Oops!

Fred, for goodness sake!

You're in my flower bed!

Who left the hose out?

You did!

Racka-Freda-Studa- Steda-Crudifus!

Have a good day, sweetheart.

Oh, thank you, honey.

When you get home,

You can mow the lawn.

It always looks so nice when you do it.

Sure, betty, baby.

I'll be glad to.

Your wife's nagging you, too?

Boy, they're all alike.

No, Fred. She wasn't nagging.

She was suggesting that I mow the lawn

because it always looks so nice.

What you like that?

You don't even know when you're being nagged.

Betty isn't like that.

Oh, no? Let me give you an example.

What's the first thing

She said to you this morning?

I think It was, "good morning, sweetheart."

Yeah? And the next thing?

Then she kissed me and said, "I'll draw your bath."

Aha!

Aha, what, Fred?

Don't you see?

First thing in the morning,

and she's already nagging you

to take a bath.

Uh-Oh. Here comes that loudmouth, Fred Flintstone.

How much longer will you take

that kind of treatment, Barney?

As for me, I am revolting.

You certainly are, Mr. Flintstone.

Barney, look who just dropped in--

The great Gazoo.

Oh, yeah. Hi there, Gazoo.

I've been listening to you rave, Mr. Flintstone.

Boy, you're a ding-a-Ling,

A regular hoopla,

Or, as you earth people say,

You're a...a... what's that word?

Hey! Watch where you're going, you kook!

That's the word! As I was saying, you're a kook.

O.K., Mr. Smart guy,

What do you think I ought to do?

As long as you're asking,

First, start acting like an adult.

Huh? An adult?

Yeah. That's being grown-Up.

Men have the superior mind.

Women-- Well, they're just like children,

and they should be treated like children.

Yeah. You know, you're right, Gazoo.

Women are like little children.

Men are just like children,

And they have to be treated like children.

You're right. Fred may not look like one,

but sometimes he acts like a great big baby.

Don't forget, it's the woman

who has the superior mind.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Thanks for the lift, Fred.

It's O.K. I'll see you in the morning.

Right.

Don't forget what Mr. Gazoo said.

Don't worry, Barney.

I'm ready for the children's hour,

with the superior mind.

[Crash]

Racka-Freda- Studa-Stenima.

[Door opens]

Wilma, I'm as hungry as a bear!

Is dinner ready?

Wilma!

I'm home! Where's my dinner?

Hi, Fred. I'm sorry. Dinner isn't ready yet.

What do you mean?

What goes on around here?

What have you been doing all day?

The least you can--

I almost forgot.

Women are like children.

[Girl's voice] The washing machine broke.

I did the laundry by hand.

I cleaned the house, mowed the lawn,

and did the shopping.

That's all right, dear.

I realize that's a lot.

If dinner's late, daddy understands.

I'll just read the paper till it's ready.

By the way, where's the paper?

It hasn't come yet.

What? It hasn't come yet?

Almost forgot. Men are like children,

Especially my man.

My paper didn't come yet.

I want my paper! Give me my paper!

I want it!

All right. All right, dear.

When I finish dinner,

I'll go out and get you a paper.

There, there, now.

All right.

All right, Wilma.

I don't know.

This theory has worked millions of years, Flintstone.

You're the first to find a bug in it.

Maybe I'm the first with a wife like Wilma.

I treated her like a child,

used my superior mind,

and for dinner, she gave me pablum!

Flintstone, I just got another idea.

Maybe what your marriage lacks

Is togetherness.

Maybe you need a common interest,

something you can do together.

Ahh, she don't like pool or bowling or golf.

Oh, no, no, no.

I was thinking more of a parlor game

of some sort.

Hey! Hey! Now you're talking, Gazoo!

Wilma loves playing games.

On my way home from work tomorrow,

I'll pick up something.

I don't know, Betty.

Fred seems to be getting worse--

Arguing, complaining for no good reason.

What's he got to complain about?

He's taking you for granted, Wilma.

When did you last go out to dinner?

Hmm. Gosh, it's been months.

I make Barney take me out once a week,

Whether I feel like it or not.

Fred's idea of fun is to eat, read,

and fall asleep.

Well, I'm changing all that.

He's going to take me out once a week.

Starting tonight.

The sooner, the better.

A husband and wife should go out together,

Play together, do everything together.

That's what makes togetherness.

Seymour, what's all this nonsense

about togetherness?

Who cares? Let's go home.

It's on the next corner.

I see it.

Games and novelties.

Maybe we can find something here for togetherness.

Can I help you?

I'm looking for a game

that will promote togetherness.

Something for you two?

No, not him. I'm married to somebody else.

I have just the thing--

A his-And-Her pool table.

How does that promote togetherness?

When you're not using it,

It converts into a love seat.

[Barney] That's something, Fred.

Wilma hates to play pool.

Here's something that's all the rage--

A skateboard for two.

This really throws you together.

I was thinking of something a little more...

uplifting.

Perhaps this game, sir.

It's called Rockopoly, two or more can play.

[Barney] Hey, I played that once.

You use phony money

and sell each other buildings, bridges,

and bus lines.

Whoever winds up owning everything is the winner.

Hey, that sounds like fun.

I'll take it.

Wait a minute.

That game is complicated.

So what? I'll explain it to Wilma.

That will be $3.00, plus 3%.

Hmm. $3.00, plus 3%.

Now, let me see, that's...

you take the...

and you...

uh...

take it out of this fiver.

I'll take the game out to the ca--Arrr!

Here's your change, sir!

I took out $1.50 for the skateboard.

[Crash]

I forgot to tell you.

That board has the seal of approval

of the National Orthopedic Society.

Well?

Wilma, that dress is simply stunning!

And that hairdo--

It's gorgeous!

Wait till Fred sees you.

[Brakes screech]

That's Fred now. I'll sneak out the back.

Good luck, Wilma.

Hello, Fred, dear.

Oh, hiya, Wilma.

Fred, how do I look?

You look fine. Why?

Don't you feel well?

Fred, the dress. Look at my dress.

Don't worry. Nobody will see you.

We're staying home, playing Rockopoly.

What?

It's a great game, Wilma!

It promotes togetherness.

I was planning a big evening,

a show at the club vulture.

That's ridiculous.

Who ever heard of playing Rockopoly

in a night club?

Oh, Fred!

Look, Betty and Barney will be here soon.

I'll finish setting up for the game.

Ooh!

Go ahead, Wilma, honey. Your turn.

All right.

[Fred] Three.

[Wilma] one, two, three.

That puts me in Rockaway Plaza.

Right! That's my property!

That will cost you 100 smackers.

Come on! Pay up!

O.K., Scrooge. Here.

Hee hee!

Your turn, Barn.

Yeah. O.K.

It's seven.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Aha! You're on my apartment building

on granite avenue!

You owe me 300 bucks. Get it up!

[Wilma] Fred, it's only a game.

I'm just like them big tycoons.

I play to win.

Pay up, or get out of the game.

But I'm busted.

Betty, it's your turn.

I don't have money, either.

I'll take a mortgage on your orphan's home.

Shoot the dice!

Don't sit there like a dummy!

Don't talk that way to our guests.

Barney, we'd better go home.

No. You can't leave the game

till I foreclose on your orphan's home!

I've had enough of this game

and your childish behavior, Fred.

My childish behavior?

Look who's talking.

Fred, please. We have guests.

Don't "Fred, please" me,

Because I've had it.

What does that mean?

It means that I'm finally using my superior mind.

I am moving out!

Wow. This is more laughs than Peytonrock Place.

I guess you didn't hear. I'm moving out.

I heard.

Begging won't do you any good.

I'm through-- T-H-R-O-O. Through.

What do you think of that?

That you're a terrible speller,

And I was wrong about your acting like a child.

You're acting like an infant.

Should you wish to contact me,

I will be residing with my friend Bernard.

Who's that, Fred?

You, stupid! Come on.

Go with him, Barney.

Maybe you can cool him down.

Aren't you coming, betty?

No. I'll stay with Wilma.

At a time like this she may need me.

Barney!

Coming. I hope you know what you're doing.

Of course I know.

Wilma, just to show you I'm not a child,

You know the millions you owe me from the game?

I'm forgetting it.

[Arr]

[Chomp]

Yeow!

[Growling]

[Barney] Looks like Dino don't want you to go.

[Snoring]

Hey, Fred, get up.

You'll be late for work.

O.K., O.K., Wilma. I'm up. I'm up.

Barney, you're not Wilma!

What are you doing here?

This is my house,

and I've been trying to get you up.

Oh.

What do you like for breakfast?

Anything. Steak, dodo eggs, bacon, toast, sausages,

Rock muffins, pancakes, cereal, french toast, pizza.

Which do you want?

All of them! I'm starved!

Hey, Barney!

Yeah, what, Fred?

There's no hot water for my shower!

Sorry. I guess I used it up doing the wash.

Oh, boy. Sounds like home.

Sit down and have breakfast.

While you're eating, I'll shave.

[Clank clank]

I'll bet the dinosaur that laid this egg

is already extinct.

Fred, about the bathroom--

I don't like to complain, but--

Then don't!

Then congratulations on your mess!

You know, Barney, you're even worse than Wilma.

I wonder what she's doing now.

Well, what a charming domestic scene this is.

You here again?

If you're here with more advice,

save your breath.

Wait a minute, Flintstone.

You know what I'm going to do now?

I'm going to go home and apologize to Wilma

for the way I acted.

That's the worst thing you could do.

Are you forgetting

that you have the superior mind?

Let her make the first move.

Yeah?

She's probably pining away right now.

Yeah.

I appreciate your staying with me.

You don't have to. Barney needs you.

He'll be all right.

Besides, I don't want to go home

while that big lug's there.

[Wilma] Please, betty.

You're talking about my husband.

Ha ha ha ha!

She was right the first time.

Did you hear that?

Yeah. You had Wilma pegged right, mr. Gazoo.

She's over there crying her eyes out.

I don't know, Fred.

It sounds more like laughing to me.

Don't be silly. What's she got to laugh about?

Would you laugh if I walked out on you?

Well?

I don't know if I'd laugh,

but it made me feel good just thinking about it.

Just remember, Flintstone,

Don't weaken.

You're fighting for all husbands everywhere.

[Fred] yeah?

The outcome is assured, Flintstone.

It's men who have the superior mind.

Yeah. You're right.

Only one thing.

[Gazoo] What's that?

If I've got such a superior mind,

how come I'm mixed up in this nutty situation?

Ha ha ha!

Watch it, Barney! Watch it!

I hate spending another night with old fat Freddy.

I'll sneak over and find out

how betty's doing with Wilma.

Psst. Betty.

Hey. Betty.

Barney. Oh, I miss you so.

Not as much as I miss you, honey-Bunch.

This is all so silly.

How's Wilma taking it?

You know Wilma--

Cheerful on the outside,

but on the inside, miserable.

How's Fred?

Well, you know Fred--

He's miserable inside and outside.

How long is this crazy thing going on?

Until one of them is man enough

To go to her

and admit he's wrong.

I think I get the picture.

[Thump]

Uh-Oh. I don't want Fred to catch me.

Bye, dear.

Barney.

Barney!

Barney!

Yeah, Fred?

I was looking for you.

Well, I was, uh... buh...uh...

just getting a breath of air.

Aw. Hee hee! Look at Dino over there,

How he's lying there missing me.

[Snoring]

Yeah, he sure looks like he's missing you.

Hey, Dino.

Psst, psst. Dino.

Here, Dino. Come to daddy

And show him how much you miss him.

That's a good Dino.

You miss your dada, don't you?

[Chomp]

Yeowch!

[Arr arr arr]

How do you like that?

And he's supposed to be man's best friend.

He sure didn't miss you that time, Fred.

Diabogeny!

O.K., Wilma. Ready?

Ready.

Here goes.

There. Your hair will look beautiful tomorrow, Wilma.

Good. But what's the sense

of looking beautiful

when you've got nobody to look beautiful for?

Why don't you tell Fred right now to come home?

I can't, Betty. If I give in now,

there will be just no living with him.

He's got to make the first move.

And till he does, I'm not even goonna anything about.

O.K.

I'm putting him completely out of my mind.

Good idea. Good night, Wilma.

Good night, Fred.

I don't see how you can eat like that

Before going to sleep.

It would give me nightmares.

Not me.

In fact, if anything,

cucumber sandwiches make me sleep better.

Besides, it takes my mind off...

Wilma?

No! No, not Wilma.

I got other worries--

Uh...business and, uh, things.

Why should I be thinking about Wilma?

I didn't think about her once today.

O.K.

[Yawn]

Good night, Betty.

[Yawn]

Good night, Wilma.

[Cuckoo]

[Cuck--Oh]

Boy. It's only 2:00.

I must have been cuckoo to take a job like this.

[Mumbling]

Oh, that husband of mine.

Oh! Wait till I get my hands on him.

[Mumbling]

[Snoring]

Halt. Who dares enter the tent

of sheik Ali Fred Alflintstone?

I am his wife!

Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

Sheik, a lady outside says she's your wife.

- Which one? - She didn't said.

I got 300. Tell her to take a number.

O.K., Sheik.

I should have thought of it myself.

Sorry to have disturbed you.

[Mumbling]

Oh, that Fred! How dare he?

[Mumbling]

Oh.

[Snoring]

[Jazz music playing]

It was a good idea, coming to this night club.

It'll help me to forget Wilma.

Cigars. Cigarettes.

Cigars. Cigarettes.

What's the matter, Fred?

You don't look so good.

Barney... that cigarette girl--

She looks just like Wilma!

What? You must be dreaming, Fred.

Hey, it's time for the floor show.

[Dance music playing]

Oh. Wilma.

Wilma!

Wilma!

Fred! Help! Help!

Fred!

Fred!

Tha--Tha-- That's Wilma.

She's calling me.

I'm coming, Wilma!

Be calm! I'll be right there!

Help, Fred! Help!

I hear you, Wilma!

I'm coming, Wilma!

Do you hear me, Wilma?

It's Fred. He's in trouble.

I'm coming, Fred!

Oh, Fred! Fred!

Here I come, Wilma!

Oh, Fred!

I'm here, honey!

[Crash]

Oh...Fred, how I missed you.

I even dreamed about you.

I'm always dreaming about you.

I apologize for all the stupid, childish things

I've been doing.

Forgive me?

Of course, Fred.

Just, let's never quarrel again.

Never, Wilma.

I must have been out of my superior mind.

I'm glad to see you two made up.

You won't be coming back, huh, Fred?

You're a nice guy to visit,

but I wouldn't want to live with you.

Ha ha!

- Right, Wilma? - Right.

Yeah. Likewise, Fred.

See you in the morning. Good night, pal.

Well, you can't win them all.

Hee hee hee!

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones

They're the modern stone age family

From the town of bedrock

They're a page right out of history

Someday, maybe Fred

Will win the fight

Then that cat will stay out

For the night

When you're

With the Flintstones

Have a yabba-Dabba-Doo time

A dabba-Doo time

We'll have a gay old time

We'll have a gay old time

Wilma!