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In 1986, there was nothing
bigger than spending money.
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We even had TV shows about it.
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And no one liked spending money
more than my granddad.
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You're misinterpreting
what "enough" means.
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Enough is too much,
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so let's have too much, okay?
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Hang on a second.
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The man could not go ten seconds
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without mentioning his Ferrari.
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El Ferrari. Un Ferrari.
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I'm Filipino, sir.
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I'm Harrison. I have a Ferrari.
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I have a Ferrari.
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You'd better hope
I don't see you at the valet,
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or I will run you over with my Ferrari.
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But my parents went the other way.
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That's right. Material
things are just things.
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They didn't care about money at all.
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They even made it our family motto.
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What do we value?
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People over things.
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Yes, it's about people over things.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You know what I'm over?
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This conversation.
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I can hear you.
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My parents never bought
anything they didn't need.
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Until one day, my mom bought...
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Oh...
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Oh, God, I love it.
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I want to hug it.
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Is it weird that I want to hug it?
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No, girl. Go on
and hug your new Louis bag!
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It's only weird if you kiss it.
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I still can't believe
you talked me into buying this.
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I can convince anyone to do anything.
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At Pan Am, I convinced a nun
her bag wasn't lost,
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it was just waiting on her in heaven.
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Besides, you deserve to treat
yourself for once.
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Plus, you can afford it.
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You a partner. Act like one.
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Amen to that.
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Did he just use that correctly?
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What? I practically live here.
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I pick up a few things.
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And Dee-Dee's right.
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You gotta look the part.
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Speaking of, can you start parking
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your hoopty three blocks away?
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What? I picked that up, too.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, babe.
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I bought myself a little gift.
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It was a touch expensive,
so don't freak out.
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How expensive?
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Don't freak out.
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I'm not freaking out.
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Ok-Okay.
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$150.
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See?
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I'm not freaking out.
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Oh, my... That is
an insane amount of money!
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Okay, I'm freaking out.
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Doesn't seem like that much to me,
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but I'm still interested
in where this fight goes.
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Yeah.
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? In the mix ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, they keep trying ?
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? But they can't stop us ?
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? 'Cause we got a love ?
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? That keeps rising up ?
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? In the mix ?
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? Life turns around ?
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? 'Round and 'round it goes ?
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? Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ?
? Ooh, it's a mixed-up ?
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? And that's for sure ?
? Mixed-up ?
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? In the mix ?
? Baby ?
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? We're gonna get by ?
? We're gonna ?
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? On our own, side by side ?
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? Love's all we need to be free ?
? Lo-o-o-ve is all ?
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? I got you, you got me ?
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? Yaaaaay us! ?
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? I-I-In the mix ?
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? Yaaaaay us! ?
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? I-I-In the mix-ish ?
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$150?!
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Breathe.
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I'm sorry, I-I'm... I'm a...
I'm a little thrown,
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because we never spend money like this.
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It shows. I love what you
haven't done with the place.
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Baby, baby, we value people over...
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Things. I know.
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But honestly, there are
some people I like
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less than this thing.
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O-Okay, but... but... I mean,
y-you don't need a new bag.
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Yes, she does.
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This does not say "partner."
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It says, "I'm really a bucket."
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It works just fine.
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Yeah, if you want to mop up
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a gas station bathroom.
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Or if you want to make spare
change by drumming on it.
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You gotta get with the times, son.
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Hippies and caring about wars are out.
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Yuppies and status symbols are in.
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Without money, Hugh Hefner is
just some pervert in a robe.
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Yeah, see? This is exactly
what I don't want us to become.
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Oh, don't worry about that, son.
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You could never become Hef.
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Don't you kiss that bag.
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Ugh, my dad.
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Everything is about money with him.
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I know, but don't worry.
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I'm still the cool hippie chick.
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Whoa!
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Are we millionaires?
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Hey, if Mom gets nice stuff,
we should, too.
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Can I get a JanSport backpack?
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All the cool kids have one.
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Mallory's so cool, she even has two.
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Her parents are divorced and compete
for her affection, but still!
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And can I get leather pants
like Eddie Murphy?
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I want caviar.
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I don't know what it is, I just want it.
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Oh, s... Yes, kids. Absolutely.
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Those are all things
you definitely need.
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Don't you think, babe?
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And while we're at it,
why don't we get you
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a chauffeur to drive you to school?
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And maybe we should get them robots
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that can play catch with them.
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Wait, there's robots
that can play catch?!
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- I want that.
- Okay, you made your point.
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Kids, we don't want you
obsessing over material things.
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I'm...
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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It was an impulse buy.
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So...
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I'll return it.
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Ciao, my love.
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Thank you, my love.
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Dee-Dee, where you going?
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Oh, compost bin.
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Trust me.
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But my w... my wallet.
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My money.
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- She already took it out.
- Yeah.
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I mean, what do I do, buddy?
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I-I just feel like, all of a sudden,
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all my family cares about is stuff.
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I hear you, Pauls-to-the-Wall.
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It's so crazy that people think
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- money can buy you happiness.
- Oh.
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It's like, "Hey, buddy,
a new arcade game's
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not gonna make you forget
you're all alone in this world"!
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Or some other example.
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That just popped in my head
for no reason.
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I-I-I just don't want anything
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to change who my kids are, you know?
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I wouldn't worry about it,
Parnold Schwarzenegger.
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We have great kids. I mean,
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look how sweet they are,
all playing together.
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How ya guys doing?
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Would be a lot better if you got me
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a video game that didn't suck.
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I'm bored!
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- Not me!
- My turn!
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- Kids...
- Mine!
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- Just...
- Mine!
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The screaming means they're having fun.
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- It's my turn!
- I'm older!
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Maybe Dad was right to be
worried about us.
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Even I couldn't stop thinking
about a better backpack.
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I want a JanSport so bad.
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But when I asked my parents for one,
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they said I shouldn't
even care about brands.
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Ugh, your parents are the worst.
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We should curse them
with a witch's spell.
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I've been practicing.
My powers are getting stronger.
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Yeah, your parents are wrong.
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Everything you own should have
a label printed on it.
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Yeah, brands are a big deal.
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It's how I know my dad's girlfriend
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is cooler than my mom,
so I know to love her more now.
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Yeah, no one ever says,
"Ooh, I love that.
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Is that the generic version
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of something people would
actually wear?"
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I heard, at Mallory's sleepovers,
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you have to have one, or you
can't even walk in the door.
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You have to get your parents
to buy you one.
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Ooh, I-I bet a hex
could change their minds!
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You know what? I'll just explain to them
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that it's about so much more
than a backpack.
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I-It's about a sense of
belonging, fitting in.
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This is my chance to finally be cool.
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Well, let's not get crazy.
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I feel like no one is
hearing me on the witch thing.
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Uh...
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Turns out, I wasn't the only
one obsessing over a bag.
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Why are you hiding your bag
under my desk
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like it's a bottle of tequila?
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People drink openly here.
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I just ran out of time this morning.
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I'm gonna return it after lunch.
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Okay, fine, but technically,
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you still have custody of it
for the next couple of hours.
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Why don't you have a little fun with it?
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I mean, I've worn things all
weekend before returning them.
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- Hmm.
- Why don't you take it for a little stroll?
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Nice bag.
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Oh!
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- Let me explain.
- Hey!
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Everyone likes nice things,
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but when those things
make people look at you
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like they never have before...
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- Wow!
- ...you want to feel that feeling forever.
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Ooh!
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Feels pretty good, right?
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All the praise? The hint of jealousy?
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That's the power of the status symbol.
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I'm telling you, that purse
is good for your career.
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I have to admit, the attention
does feel nice.
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Because it says you belong at the top...
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the upper echelon.
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It says that you can run
with the big dogs.
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It's a damn shame
you need to take it back.
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What do I do?
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I told Paul I'd return it.
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You can't tell me it didn't
feel good to finally be seen.
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How many times have we complained
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about being invisible in this office?
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The other day, Bradley
did put his cup down on me.
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Exactly. That bag's like
wearing a neon shirt
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when you're jogging, except for
Black women in the workplace.
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That's it.
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I can tell Paul I need to keep
it because of Black stuff.
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Yeah.
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I'm not returning it.
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End of story.
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- No turning back now.
- Okay.
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Ooh, girl, you left the tag on.
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- Oh.
- So tacky.
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- Act like you've been there.
- Okay!
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Eyy!
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Oop!
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I'll keep this for me.
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What are you doing?
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Looking for a hiding spot for your bag.
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No, I'm just gonna tell Paul
why I need to keep it.
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You know, Black stuff.
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Seriously?
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He's just gonna make you feel guilty
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and say you're being a bad
example for your kids.
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I hate it when he plays the "kids" card.
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You're right.
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Hey, babe. Are you home?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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How was your day?
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Also, tiny heads-up...
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- Dee, this includes you.
- Huh? Yes.
260
00:09:21,004 --> 00:09:23,239
I told Johan and Santi
they can't buy anything new
261
00:09:23,306 --> 00:09:25,241
for a year, but I'm open to forever.
262
00:09:25,308 --> 00:09:27,010
Don't you think that's a little harsh?
263
00:09:27,076 --> 00:09:29,746
No, I just don't want them to be
caught up with having stuff.
264
00:09:29,812 --> 00:09:30,847
You know, like my dad is.
265
00:09:30,914 --> 00:09:34,717
I mean, he is so obsessed with...
266
00:09:34,784 --> 00:09:38,288
with... with showing off
his wealth and status.
267
00:09:38,354 --> 00:09:41,124
I mean, it's kind of gross.
268
00:09:41,191 --> 00:09:42,091
A total yuck-fest.
269
00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:43,960
So gross. Total yuck-fest.
270
00:09:44,027 --> 00:09:45,228
Status symbols, who needs 'em, right?
271
00:09:45,295 --> 00:09:47,230
I'm so glad we're not those people.
272
00:09:47,297 --> 00:09:48,598
So glad.
273
00:09:48,665 --> 00:09:50,233
Not those people.
274
00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:53,703
- I need a beer.
- Mm-hmm.
275
00:09:57,273 --> 00:09:59,275
Excuse me.
276
00:09:59,342 --> 00:10:00,109
Thank you.
277
00:10:00,176 --> 00:10:01,110
- Dee?
- Huh?
278
00:10:01,177 --> 00:10:02,245
Beer?
279
00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:03,646
Yes.
280
00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:06,249
So what do we do to keep them grounded?
281
00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:07,884
Make them donate everything they own?
282
00:10:07,951 --> 00:10:09,419
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
283
00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:12,177
I love that w-we're always
on the same page.
284
00:10:12,202 --> 00:10:14,271
Always. No secrets.
285
00:10:14,294 --> 00:10:17,030
I need to find a box
to fill for donations.
286
00:10:17,097 --> 00:10:18,932
Great. There are boxes in the garage.
287
00:10:18,999 --> 00:10:20,867
Definitely none in the microwave.
288
00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:22,869
Be cool! You're gonna get us caught.
289
00:10:22,936 --> 00:10:25,105
For a lawyer, you don't know
how to lie very well.
290
00:10:25,171 --> 00:10:27,107
Remind me to never hire you.
291
00:10:27,173 --> 00:10:28,441
Mom?
292
00:10:28,508 --> 00:10:31,511
I thought you took that back.
293
00:10:31,578 --> 00:10:34,381
We did. I did.
294
00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:36,683
You're dreaming.
295
00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,585
Okay, fine.
296
00:10:38,651 --> 00:10:40,787
It's about more than just a bag.
297
00:10:40,854 --> 00:10:43,056
You have to understand
the historical context.
298
00:10:43,123 --> 00:10:44,391
For so long, no one has seen us...
299
00:10:44,457 --> 00:10:46,192
Hey, babe, I could only find one box.
300
00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:48,261
I think I donated the rest.
How's that for irony?
301
00:10:48,328 --> 00:10:51,231
Long story short,
it's important because we Black,
302
00:10:51,297 --> 00:10:52,565
and because you're also Black,
303
00:10:52,632 --> 00:10:53,933
you need to help us lie to your daddy.
304
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,934
Mm-hmm.
305
00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:58,938
So I had a decision to make.
306
00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:00,273
I'll keep your secret...
307
00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:02,142
if you get me the backpack I asked for.
308
00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:03,643
Deal.
309
00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:06,946
All right, let's clean some
closets and cleanse some souls!
310
00:11:07,013 --> 00:11:07,981
Can I get a "hallelujah?"
311
00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:09,215
Hallelujah!
312
00:11:09,282 --> 00:11:10,984
No souls in this closet.
313
00:11:14,053 --> 00:11:17,155
My new backpack was awesome.
314
00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:21,961
Sure, I had to hide it
from my dad and my siblings,
315
00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:23,797
so I could wear it in my room,
316
00:11:23,863 --> 00:11:26,766
but that didn't bring me down.
317
00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:28,968
Oh, hey, cool kids.
318
00:11:29,035 --> 00:11:30,236
Oh, this?
319
00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:31,438
It's a JanSport.
320
00:11:31,504 --> 00:11:34,073
Thank you for inviting me
to your sleepover.
321
00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:37,077
Of course you can check
my totally rad bag.
322
00:11:37,143 --> 00:11:39,012
Hey, George Michael.
323
00:11:39,078 --> 00:11:41,147
Let's kiss in our matching backpacks.
324
00:11:42,515 --> 00:11:43,917
Ew, what are you doing to the mirror?
325
00:11:45,218 --> 00:11:46,986
And where'd you get that?
326
00:11:47,053 --> 00:11:49,155
Ooh!
327
00:11:49,222 --> 00:11:51,858
She probably stole money from my purse!
328
00:11:51,925 --> 00:11:53,460
- What?
- My old purse.
329
00:11:53,526 --> 00:11:55,095
My only purse!
330
00:11:55,161 --> 00:11:57,130
I only have one purse. Hm.
331
00:11:57,197 --> 00:11:59,766
Wow. First Johan and Santi,
332
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:01,201
- and now you.
- Mm.
333
00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:02,869
I mean, you really care
about this stuff?
334
00:12:02,936 --> 00:12:04,604
You have such a good head
on your shoulders.
335
00:12:04,671 --> 00:12:06,172
And you're my favorite,
even though I say
336
00:12:06,239 --> 00:12:07,040
I love you all the same.
337
00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:09,209
Dad, it's about more than just stuff.
338
00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:10,610
There's a historical context.
339
00:12:10,677 --> 00:12:11,978
Right, Mom?
340
00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:14,114
Didn't you say it was about
being seen or something?
341
00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:15,682
You know, Black stuff?
342
00:12:18,718 --> 00:12:20,687
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
343
00:12:20,753 --> 00:12:23,105
- Pulling the race card over a bag?
- Oh.
344
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:24,581
Oh.
345
00:12:24,628 --> 00:12:26,159
- That is low.
- That is low.
346
00:12:26,226 --> 00:12:29,229
Rainbow. I'm sorry.
347
00:12:29,295 --> 00:12:32,198
You're grounded forever. Maybe longer.
348
00:12:32,265 --> 00:12:35,001
Longer!
349
00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:37,237
Thank you for taking the fall for this.
350
00:12:37,303 --> 00:12:38,705
I will get you anything you want.
351
00:12:38,771 --> 00:12:40,406
Yeah. You owe me big time.
352
00:12:40,473 --> 00:12:41,908
I want a pair of Sperrys,
353
00:12:41,975 --> 00:12:43,243
Barq's Root Beer-Flavored Lip Smackers,
354
00:12:43,309 --> 00:12:45,411
and a red puffy vest
like Michael J. Fox has
355
00:12:45,478 --> 00:12:46,513
in "Back to the Future."
356
00:12:46,579 --> 00:12:48,314
Oh.
357
00:12:48,381 --> 00:12:49,382
Okay.
358
00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:55,555
After seeing me and my siblings
care about material things,
359
00:12:55,622 --> 00:12:59,259
my dad called a family meeting
to get us back to our roots.
360
00:12:59,325 --> 00:13:01,060
Thank you all for coming out today.
361
00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:02,529
Uh, we're grounded.
362
00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:04,264
This is our one hour of yard time.
363
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:05,899
Where'd you think we were gonna go?
364
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:08,334
Speaking of, I don't think
grounding you is the answer.
365
00:13:08,401 --> 00:13:10,169
Does that mean we're free to go?
366
00:13:10,236 --> 00:13:11,571
Depends.
367
00:13:11,638 --> 00:13:13,206
I need you guys to promise me
368
00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:15,742
that you don't want material things.
369
00:13:15,808 --> 00:13:19,245
If we're being honest, I don't
think we can promise that.
370
00:13:19,312 --> 00:13:20,380
Well...
371
00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:22,515
good thing I have a Plan B.
372
00:13:22,582 --> 00:13:24,517
Now, if you answer
my questions correctly,
373
00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:26,119
you get to keep your stuff.
374
00:13:26,186 --> 00:13:27,366
- Yay!
- Cool!
375
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,422
- Yay!
- But answer incorrectly...
376
00:13:29,489 --> 00:13:31,591
...your stuff gets grilled.
377
00:13:31,658 --> 00:13:32,692
What?!
378
00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:34,093
Uh, isn't this a bit extreme?
379
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,261
It's very, but worth it,
380
00:13:35,328 --> 00:13:37,964
if it keeps our kids
down-to-earth, right?
381
00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:40,366
So, Johan, you're first.
382
00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:44,737
Do you like Alvin for who he is
or for his things?
383
00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:46,239
Oh, I love his things.
384
00:13:46,306 --> 00:13:48,374
Wait, was that the wrong answer?
385
00:13:48,441 --> 00:13:52,412
Son, you should want to play
with Alvin, not his toys.
386
00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:55,148
Okay, Santi.
387
00:13:55,215 --> 00:13:56,583
You can do this.
388
00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:59,085
- Same question.
- Oh.
389
00:13:59,152 --> 00:14:01,321
And we're still not allowed
to lie, right?
390
00:14:01,387 --> 00:14:02,322
No.
391
00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:04,324
If he didn't have a Bigfoot Power Wheel,
392
00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:05,792
I wouldn't know his name.
393
00:14:08,837 --> 00:14:11,106
Okay, Rainbow. Last up.
394
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,273
Oh!
395
00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:14,843
Do you really care about this backpack?
396
00:14:14,909 --> 00:14:17,178
Yes, and I know that's the wrong answer,
397
00:14:17,245 --> 00:14:19,581
but please don't burn the one
thing that can make me cool.
398
00:14:23,218 --> 00:14:26,020
Paul, I got that for her.
Rainbow did nothing wrong.
399
00:14:26,087 --> 00:14:27,989
What do you mean, you got this for her?
400
00:14:28,056 --> 00:14:30,225
We... We... We both agreed
that this stuff is meaningless.
401
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:33,461
It's not meaningless to me.
I just want to fit in.
402
00:14:33,528 --> 00:14:35,130
Can't I just have one thing
403
00:14:35,196 --> 00:14:36,564
that will make my life
a little bit easier?
404
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,936
You having a cookout
and didn't invite us?
405
00:14:39,995 --> 00:14:42,030
What are you cooking? Smells like tires.
406
00:14:42,097 --> 00:14:43,732
Oh, we're cleansing our souls
407
00:14:43,798 --> 00:14:45,900
to get rid
of stupid stuff we don't need.
408
00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,035
Oh.
409
00:14:47,102 --> 00:14:49,604
That's what an $150 fire looks like.
410
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,873
Wait, you burned the bag?
411
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:53,441
The bag?
412
00:14:53,508 --> 00:14:55,610
I thought you returned the bag.
413
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,680
I almost did, but I kept it.
414
00:14:58,747 --> 00:15:01,049
- Dee-Dee talked me into it.
- Oh, that's low.
415
00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:03,351
Doing your own sister dirty like that?
416
00:15:03,418 --> 00:15:05,053
I might need something big
to forgive you,
417
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,289
like, I don't know,
a Louis Vuitton purse.
418
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:14,906
You lied to me.
419
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,177
Technically, you didn't ask.
420
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,151
But yes, I kept the bag.
421
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:21,054
But in my defense,
I didn't think you'd find out.
422
00:15:21,114 --> 00:15:23,883
When Rainbow caught me,
I bought her the backpack.
423
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:26,119
You brought our innocent
daughter into this?
424
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,520
She's not so innocent.
425
00:15:27,587 --> 00:15:29,689
That girl extorted your wife
for boat shoes
426
00:15:29,756 --> 00:15:31,358
and ChapStick
that tastes like cough drops.
427
00:15:31,424 --> 00:15:33,994
- So proud of you, Rainbow.
- Thanks.
428
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:36,229
All of this over a bag?
429
00:15:36,296 --> 00:15:38,698
I also bought a matching scarf and belt.
430
00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:39,699
You've got to be kidding me.
431
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:41,001
I had to complete the look.
432
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:42,068
Ah. Can't argue with that.
433
00:15:42,135 --> 00:15:45,005
How am I the only one in this family
that isn't latched
434
00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:46,873
to the poisonous teat of commercialism?
435
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,744
Oh. Oh.
436
00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:53,847
Wait. This is all your stuff.
437
00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:55,982
You're the biggest consumer of us all.
438
00:15:56,049 --> 00:15:57,183
Oh, no.
439
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,386
Whoo-hoo! I'm so glad I stuck around.
440
00:15:59,452 --> 00:16:01,333
This is about to get good.
441
00:16:01,358 --> 00:16:03,932
I mean, the guy just said
"teat of commercialism."
442
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:06,034
- Ha!
- No, no, no. No, no, no. The...
443
00:16:06,092 --> 00:16:09,029
There's a big difference between
my gear and your clothes.
444
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:09,996
Oh, really? How so?
445
00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:12,165
Is your stuff, uh, manly?
446
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,000
- Manly?
- No. No.
447
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,835
This is all stuff for the... the house,
448
00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:17,003
for the... for the family.
449
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,405
This is all stuff that we need.
450
00:16:18,471 --> 00:16:21,174
Really? You need all these pots?
451
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,276
- Yeah.
- Multiple gardening aprons?
452
00:16:23,343 --> 00:16:25,078
Make-your-own-yogurt kit?
453
00:16:25,145 --> 00:16:27,781
So someone can eat yogurt
churned by your meaty palms?
454
00:16:27,847 --> 00:16:30,383
Don't nobody want that.
Don't nobody need that.
455
00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:31,951
Hmm.
456
00:16:32,018 --> 00:16:33,420
Careful.
457
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:36,923
Son, you lost
458
00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:39,626
the moment they found
more than three aprons.
459
00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:50,203
What are you doing?
460
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:53,306
Are you trying to put together
that stupid home yogurt kit
461
00:16:53,373 --> 00:16:55,875
to prove to your family
that they actually need it?
462
00:16:55,942 --> 00:16:57,377
No.
463
00:16:57,444 --> 00:16:59,245
Yes.
464
00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:01,548
So you bought
a few things you don't need.
465
00:17:01,614 --> 00:17:03,917
- Who cares?
- Well, I do.
466
00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:05,318
It's not who I am.
467
00:17:05,385 --> 00:17:08,154
What is so wrong with wanting something?
468
00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:09,789
It's a slippery slope, Dad.
469
00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:11,624
Okay, if I give the kids
everything they want,
470
00:17:11,691 --> 00:17:13,159
they'll just grow up spoiled rotten.
471
00:17:13,226 --> 00:17:14,728
Or you could give them nothing,
472
00:17:14,794 --> 00:17:16,296
and as soon
as they move out of your house,
473
00:17:16,363 --> 00:17:18,131
they lose their minds and buy everything
474
00:17:18,198 --> 00:17:19,666
they didn't have when they were kids.
475
00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:21,134
That's what I did.
476
00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:23,136
My dad had no money.
He never bought me squat.
477
00:17:23,203 --> 00:17:24,471
Now look at me.
478
00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:27,073
I buy myself all the squat
I can get my hands on.
479
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,476
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
480
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:30,777
Hey, I don't care how you feel.
481
00:17:30,802 --> 00:17:32,145
That's on you.
482
00:17:32,212 --> 00:17:34,013
I know you got your issues with me,
483
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,682
but the point is,
484
00:17:35,749 --> 00:17:37,450
this is the way the world is going
485
00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:38,685
whether you like it or not.
486
00:17:38,752 --> 00:17:41,154
So maybe start letting your kids
487
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:42,756
live in the real world now and then,
488
00:17:42,822 --> 00:17:44,157
so that when the time comes,
489
00:17:44,224 --> 00:17:46,292
they know how to handle it on their own.
490
00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:47,961
Yeah.
491
00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:51,297
How much did you spend on this, anyway?
492
00:17:51,364 --> 00:17:54,634
Not $150.
493
00:17:54,701 --> 00:17:56,002
But close.
494
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:04,778
Hey.
495
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,716
So I tried getting rid
of stuff I don't need,
496
00:18:09,783 --> 00:18:12,685
like my electric fly swatter.
497
00:18:12,752 --> 00:18:15,989
Honestly, if you can't kill
a fly with just your own power,
498
00:18:16,055 --> 00:18:17,390
it deserves to live.
499
00:18:17,457 --> 00:18:18,691
Right. Right.
500
00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:20,493
So I-I-I don't need it,
501
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,964
but I still can't get rid of it,
'cause I want it.
502
00:18:25,031 --> 00:18:25,965
Mm.
503
00:18:26,032 --> 00:18:27,801
Is this your version of an apology?
504
00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:29,536
Yeah.
505
00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:31,204
I was judging you guys
for wanting stuff,
506
00:18:31,271 --> 00:18:33,306
but I want stuff, too.
507
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,675
Ohh, I'm sorry I got carried away.
508
00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:37,977
Why didn't you just tell me
you wanted to keep the bag?
509
00:18:38,044 --> 00:18:40,213
You didn't exactly make it easy.
510
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,182
Comparing me to Harrison?
511
00:18:42,248 --> 00:18:44,654
Making me feel like I was
corrupting the kids?
512
00:18:44,692 --> 00:18:46,159
This is something I felt good about,
513
00:18:46,219 --> 00:18:48,188
and you made me feel bad about it.
514
00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:50,223
I'm sorry.
515
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:52,859
I mean, we all want to project
516
00:18:52,926 --> 00:18:54,995
the best versions of ourselves.
517
00:18:55,061 --> 00:19:00,300
You do it, too, with your
homegrown, do-it-yourself kits.
518
00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:02,002
They show you're different.
519
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,170
That you're not like your dad.
520
00:19:04,237 --> 00:19:05,739
Hmm.
521
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,382
So I buy stuff to show people
that I don't care about stuff.
522
00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:09,976
- Mm-hmm.
- Wow, I'm a...
523
00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:13,313
- I'm a real piece of work, aren't I?
- Yes, you are.
524
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:16,049
But you're my piece of work.
525
00:19:16,116 --> 00:19:18,485
So the kids get to keep their things,
526
00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:20,020
and I keep my bag.
527
00:19:20,086 --> 00:19:21,655
Yeah.
528
00:19:21,721 --> 00:19:23,390
As long as we know to stop worrying
529
00:19:23,456 --> 00:19:25,592
about appearances when we need to.
530
00:19:25,659 --> 00:19:28,995
I'm drinking a Chardonnay
you made in a bucket.
531
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:31,570
I think we're past caring
about appearances.
532
00:19:33,274 --> 00:19:35,043
- It's good, though, right?
- Delicious.
533
00:19:35,101 --> 00:19:38,004
So my parents found their way
through our consumer culture.
534
00:19:38,071 --> 00:19:40,874
And decided everything was okay
in moderation.
535
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,443
Yes! So does that mean I get to
keep all the stuff you got me?
536
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:45,779
- No. But we've decided...
- Mnh-mnh.
537
00:19:45,845 --> 00:19:49,082
...that you get to keep
the backpack that you wanted.
538
00:19:49,149 --> 00:19:50,417
I see how much it means to you.
539
00:19:50,483 --> 00:19:51,718
Yes!
540
00:19:51,785 --> 00:19:53,119
And I can wear it outside my room?
541
00:19:53,186 --> 00:19:55,789
Actually, doesn't matter.
I love it either way.
542
00:19:55,855 --> 00:19:57,590
What about us? What do we get?
543
00:19:58,858 --> 00:20:01,047
Well, you guys are gonna love this.
544
00:20:04,097 --> 00:20:06,132
The same backpack Rainbow has?
545
00:20:06,199 --> 00:20:08,968
That's actually worse
than getting nothing.
546
00:20:09,035 --> 00:20:10,470
Let's go to Alvin's.
547
00:20:10,537 --> 00:20:13,006
At least his parents know
how to properly buy his love.
548
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:17,077
You can go to your room,
that's where you can go.
549
00:20:17,143 --> 00:20:18,411
And I'm taking these back.
550
00:20:21,414 --> 00:20:23,742
Your Honor, I rest my case,
551
00:20:23,828 --> 00:20:25,460
but I won't rest this bag,
552
00:20:25,538 --> 00:20:28,189
because it looks good on me!
553
00:20:29,213 --> 00:20:32,583
Why, yes, Mortimer, I will bet you $1
554
00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:36,414
that Harrison couldn't make it
one day on the street.
555
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,149
Can I speak to your manager?
556
00:20:38,215 --> 00:20:39,583
No?
557
00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:41,986
Now can I speak to your manager?
558
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:44,288
Why, yes,
559
00:20:44,355 --> 00:20:46,757
this purse does match my yacht.
560
00:20:46,824 --> 00:20:48,325
Thanks for noticing.
561
00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:49,827
Hey, Luther Vandross,
562
00:20:49,894 --> 00:20:52,663
let's kiss
in our matching designer bags.
563
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:55,032
Oh. Why, yes, Luther Vandross,
564
00:20:55,099 --> 00:20:58,035
a thousand kisses from you
is never too much.
565
00:20:58,102 --> 00:20:59,270
Oh.
566
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:07,278
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