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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,172 --> 00:00:02,441 [Roxette's "The Look" plays] 2 00:00:04,257 --> 00:00:08,395 BOW: In 1986, there was nothing bigger than spending money. 3 00:00:08,437 --> 00:00:10,731 We even had TV shows about it. 4 00:00:10,848 --> 00:00:14,340 And no one liked spending money more than my granddad. 5 00:00:14,387 --> 00:00:16,238 You're misinterpreting what "enough" means. 6 00:00:16,313 --> 00:00:17,681 Enough is too much, 7 00:00:17,748 --> 00:00:19,249 - so let's have too much, okay? - [Telephone rings] 8 00:00:19,316 --> 00:00:20,517 Hang on a second. 9 00:00:20,584 --> 00:00:22,552 The man could not go ten seconds 10 00:00:22,619 --> 00:00:24,187 without mentioning his Ferrari. 11 00:00:24,254 --> 00:00:26,056 El Ferrari. Un Ferrari. 12 00:00:26,123 --> 00:00:27,391 I'm Filipino, sir. 13 00:00:27,457 --> 00:00:29,226 I'm Harrison. I have a Ferrari. 14 00:00:29,292 --> 00:00:30,360 I have a Ferrari. 15 00:00:30,427 --> 00:00:32,129 You'd better hope I don't see you at the valet, 16 00:00:32,195 --> 00:00:34,414 or I will run you over with my Ferrari. 17 00:00:34,438 --> 00:00:36,873 But my parents went the other way. 18 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:38,875 That's right. Material things are just things. 19 00:00:38,966 --> 00:00:41,168 They didn't care about money at all. 20 00:00:41,204 --> 00:00:43,406 They even made it our family motto. 21 00:00:43,473 --> 00:00:44,774 What do we value? 22 00:00:44,841 --> 00:00:46,776 TOGETHER: People over things. 23 00:00:46,843 --> 00:00:48,945 Yes, it's about people over things. 24 00:00:49,035 --> 00:00:50,770 - Mm-hmm. - You know what I'm over? 25 00:00:50,814 --> 00:00:52,048 This conversation. 26 00:00:52,115 --> 00:00:53,583 I can hear you. 27 00:00:53,650 --> 00:00:56,820 My parents never bought anything they didn't need. 28 00:00:56,886 --> 00:00:59,089 Until one day, my mom bought... 29 00:00:59,155 --> 00:01:00,890 ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪ 30 00:01:00,957 --> 00:01:03,426 - Oh... - ♪ She's got the look ♪ 31 00:01:03,493 --> 00:01:04,961 Oh, God, I love it. 32 00:01:05,028 --> 00:01:06,296 I want to hug it. 33 00:01:06,363 --> 00:01:07,764 Is it weird that I want to hug it? 34 00:01:07,831 --> 00:01:10,934 No, girl. Go on and hug your new Louis bag! 35 00:01:11,001 --> 00:01:13,258 - It's only weird if you kiss it. - [Laughs] 36 00:01:13,904 --> 00:01:16,239 I still can't believe you talked me into buying this. 37 00:01:16,306 --> 00:01:19,142 I can convince anyone to do anything. 38 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,978 At Pan Am, I convinced a nun her bag wasn't lost, 39 00:01:22,045 --> 00:01:24,281 - it was just waiting on her in heaven. - [Laughs] 40 00:01:24,347 --> 00:01:26,983 Besides, you deserve to treat yourself for once. 41 00:01:27,050 --> 00:01:28,451 Plus, you can afford it. 42 00:01:28,518 --> 00:01:30,320 You a partner. Act like one. 43 00:01:30,387 --> 00:01:31,688 Amen to that. 44 00:01:31,755 --> 00:01:33,823 Did he just use that correctly? 45 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:35,025 What? I practically live here. 46 00:01:35,091 --> 00:01:36,593 I pick up a few things. 47 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:37,761 And Dee-Dee's right. 48 00:01:37,827 --> 00:01:39,095 You gotta look the part. 49 00:01:39,162 --> 00:01:40,463 Speaking of, can you start parking 50 00:01:40,530 --> 00:01:42,065 your hoopty three blocks away? 51 00:01:44,082 --> 00:01:46,351 What? I picked that up, too. 52 00:01:46,403 --> 00:01:47,337 Oh, hey. 53 00:01:47,404 --> 00:01:48,872 Hey, babe. 54 00:01:48,938 --> 00:01:50,940 I bought myself a little gift. 55 00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:53,777 It was a touch expensive, so don't freak out. 56 00:01:53,843 --> 00:01:55,045 How expensive? 57 00:01:55,111 --> 00:01:56,713 Don't freak out. 58 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:58,114 I'm not freaking out. 59 00:01:58,181 --> 00:01:59,616 [Laughing] Ok-Okay. 60 00:01:59,683 --> 00:02:01,117 $150. 61 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,156 See? 62 00:02:06,222 --> 00:02:07,324 I'm not freaking out. 63 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:13,229 Oh, my... That is an insane amount of money! 64 00:02:13,296 --> 00:02:16,166 Okay, I'm freaking out. 65 00:02:16,232 --> 00:02:17,701 Doesn't seem like that much to me, 66 00:02:17,767 --> 00:02:20,203 but I'm still interested in where this fight goes. 67 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,097 - Yeah. - [Scoffs] 68 00:02:22,144 --> 00:02:23,150 ♪ In the mix ♪ 69 00:02:23,175 --> 00:02:25,609 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, they keep trying ♪ 70 00:02:25,675 --> 00:02:27,944 ♪ But they can't stop us ♪ 71 00:02:28,019 --> 00:02:30,355 ♪ 'Cause we got a love ♪ 72 00:02:30,413 --> 00:02:32,783 ♪ That keeps rising up ♪ 73 00:02:32,849 --> 00:02:33,950 ♪ In the mix ♪ 74 00:02:34,017 --> 00:02:35,652 ♪ Life turns around ♪ 75 00:02:35,719 --> 00:02:37,287 ♪ 'Round and 'round it goes ♪ 76 00:02:37,354 --> 00:02:39,856 ♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ♪ ♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up ♪ 77 00:02:39,931 --> 00:02:41,866 ♪ And that's for sure ♪ ♪ Mixed-up ♪ 78 00:02:41,925 --> 00:02:43,226 ♪ In the mix ♪ ♪ Baby ♪ 79 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:45,737 ♪ We're gonna get by ♪ ♪ We're gonna ♪ 80 00:02:45,776 --> 00:02:47,230 ♪ On our own, side by side ♪ 81 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:50,066 ♪ Love's all we need to be free ♪ ♪ Lo-o-o-ve is all ♪ 82 00:02:50,133 --> 00:02:52,202 ♪ I got you, you got me ♪ 83 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:55,028 ♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪ 84 00:02:55,071 --> 00:02:56,873 ♪ I-I-In the mix ♪ 85 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:59,042 ♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪ 86 00:02:59,109 --> 00:03:01,878 ♪ I-I-In the mix-ish ♪ 87 00:03:02,145 --> 00:03:05,115 $150?! 88 00:03:05,181 --> 00:03:06,349 Breathe. 89 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:09,119 I'm sorry, I-I'm... I'm a... I'm a little thrown, 90 00:03:09,185 --> 00:03:11,287 because we never spend money like this. 91 00:03:11,354 --> 00:03:13,857 It shows. I love what you haven't done with the place. 92 00:03:13,923 --> 00:03:16,292 Baby, baby, we value people over... 93 00:03:16,359 --> 00:03:17,360 Things. I know. 94 00:03:17,427 --> 00:03:19,295 But honestly, there are some people I like 95 00:03:19,362 --> 00:03:20,530 less than this thing. 96 00:03:20,597 --> 00:03:23,896 O-Okay, but... but... I mean, y-you don't need a new bag. 97 00:03:23,967 --> 00:03:25,469 Yes, she does. 98 00:03:25,543 --> 00:03:27,612 This does not say "partner." 99 00:03:27,679 --> 00:03:29,681 It says, "I'm really a bucket." 100 00:03:29,748 --> 00:03:30,815 It works just fine. 101 00:03:30,882 --> 00:03:32,183 Yeah, if you want to mop up 102 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:34,085 - a gas station bathroom. - [Laughs] 103 00:03:34,152 --> 00:03:37,088 Or if you want to make spare change by drumming on it. 104 00:03:37,155 --> 00:03:39,124 You gotta get with the times, son. 105 00:03:39,190 --> 00:03:41,526 Hippies and caring about wars are out. 106 00:03:41,593 --> 00:03:43,595 Yuppies and status symbols are in. 107 00:03:43,662 --> 00:03:46,498 Without money, Hugh Hefner is just some pervert in a robe. 108 00:03:46,564 --> 00:03:49,501 Yeah, see? This is exactly what I don't want us to become. 109 00:03:49,567 --> 00:03:51,136 Oh, don't worry about that, son. 110 00:03:51,202 --> 00:03:52,671 You could never become Hef. 111 00:03:54,205 --> 00:03:55,807 Don't you kiss that bag. 112 00:03:57,075 --> 00:03:58,777 PAUL: Ugh, my dad. 113 00:03:58,843 --> 00:04:00,612 Everything is about money with him. 114 00:04:00,679 --> 00:04:02,047 I know, but don't worry. 115 00:04:02,113 --> 00:04:03,948 I'm still the cool hippie chick. 116 00:04:04,015 --> 00:04:06,017 Whoa! 117 00:04:06,084 --> 00:04:07,719 Are we millionaires? 118 00:04:07,786 --> 00:04:11,356 Hey, if Mom gets nice stuff, we should, too. 119 00:04:11,423 --> 00:04:12,891 Can I get a JanSport backpack? 120 00:04:12,957 --> 00:04:14,192 All the cool kids have one. 121 00:04:14,259 --> 00:04:16,494 Mallory's so cool, she even has two. 122 00:04:16,561 --> 00:04:19,371 Her parents are divorced and compete for her affection, but still! 123 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:21,499 And can I get leather pants like Eddie Murphy? 124 00:04:21,566 --> 00:04:22,734 I want caviar. 125 00:04:22,801 --> 00:04:24,202 I don't know what it is, I just want it. 126 00:04:24,269 --> 00:04:27,405 Oh, s... Yes, kids. Absolutely. 127 00:04:27,472 --> 00:04:29,574 Those are all things you definitely need. 128 00:04:29,641 --> 00:04:30,709 Don't you think, babe? 129 00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:32,243 And while we're at it, why don't we get you 130 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:33,912 a chauffeur to drive you to school? 131 00:04:33,978 --> 00:04:35,380 And maybe we should get them robots 132 00:04:35,447 --> 00:04:36,548 that can play catch with them. 133 00:04:36,614 --> 00:04:39,217 Wait, there's robots that can play catch?! 134 00:04:39,284 --> 00:04:42,053 - I want that. - Okay, you made your point. 135 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,757 Kids, we don't want you obsessing over material things. 136 00:04:45,824 --> 00:04:46,900 [Sighs] I'm... 137 00:04:46,925 --> 00:04:48,093 I don't know what I was thinking. 138 00:04:48,159 --> 00:04:50,161 It was an impulse buy. 139 00:04:50,228 --> 00:04:52,897 So... 140 00:04:52,922 --> 00:04:53,990 I'll return it. 141 00:04:55,266 --> 00:04:57,736 [Sniffs] Ciao, my love. 142 00:04:57,802 --> 00:04:59,424 Thank you, my love. 143 00:04:59,449 --> 00:05:00,605 - [Sighs] - [Footsteps approaching] 144 00:05:00,672 --> 00:05:01,606 Dee-Dee, where you going? 145 00:05:01,673 --> 00:05:03,208 Oh, compost bin. 146 00:05:03,274 --> 00:05:04,075 Trust me. 147 00:05:04,142 --> 00:05:06,111 But my w... my wallet. 148 00:05:06,177 --> 00:05:07,712 My money. 149 00:05:07,779 --> 00:05:09,581 - She already took it out. - Yeah. 150 00:05:09,647 --> 00:05:11,383 - [Electronic beeping] - I mean, what do I do, buddy? 151 00:05:11,449 --> 00:05:13,451 I-I just feel like, all of a sudden, 152 00:05:13,525 --> 00:05:16,028 all my family cares about is stuff. 153 00:05:16,087 --> 00:05:17,455 I hear you, Pauls-to-the-Wall. 154 00:05:17,522 --> 00:05:19,257 It's so crazy that people think 155 00:05:19,324 --> 00:05:21,026 - money can buy you happiness. - Oh. 156 00:05:21,092 --> 00:05:23,361 It's like, "Hey, buddy, a new arcade game's 157 00:05:23,428 --> 00:05:26,197 not gonna make you forget you're all alone in this world"! 158 00:05:26,264 --> 00:05:27,132 [Chuckles] 159 00:05:27,198 --> 00:05:29,234 Or some other example. 160 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:31,703 That just popped in my head for no reason. 161 00:05:31,770 --> 00:05:33,571 I-I-I just don't want anything 162 00:05:33,638 --> 00:05:35,373 to change who my kids are, you know? 163 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,275 I wouldn't worry about it, Parnold Schwarzenegger. 164 00:05:37,342 --> 00:05:38,977 We have great kids. I mean, 165 00:05:39,043 --> 00:05:41,479 look how sweet they are, all playing together. 166 00:05:41,546 --> 00:05:43,314 How ya guys doing? 167 00:05:43,381 --> 00:05:44,549 Would be a lot better if you got me 168 00:05:44,616 --> 00:05:46,317 a video game that didn't suck. 169 00:05:46,384 --> 00:05:48,053 I'm bored! 170 00:05:48,127 --> 00:05:49,395 - Not me! - My turn! 171 00:05:49,454 --> 00:05:50,722 - Kids... - Mine! 172 00:05:50,789 --> 00:05:51,890 - Just... - Mine! 173 00:05:51,956 --> 00:05:53,224 The screaming means they're having fun. 174 00:05:53,275 --> 00:05:54,297 - It's my turn! - I'm older! 175 00:05:54,367 --> 00:05:56,676 Maybe Dad was right to be worried about us. 176 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:59,950 Even I couldn't stop thinking about a better backpack. 177 00:06:00,033 --> 00:06:01,668 I want a JanSport so bad. 178 00:06:01,727 --> 00:06:03,129 But when I asked my parents for one, 179 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:04,779 they said I shouldn't even care about brands. 180 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:07,033 Ugh, your parents are the worst. 181 00:06:07,099 --> 00:06:08,467 We should curse them with a witch's spell. 182 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:11,663 I've been practicing. My powers are getting stronger. 183 00:06:11,688 --> 00:06:13,789 Yeah, your parents are wrong. 184 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,250 Everything you own should have a label printed on it. 185 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,000 REBECCA: Yeah, brands are a big deal. 186 00:06:18,047 --> 00:06:19,555 It's how I know my dad's girlfriend 187 00:06:19,628 --> 00:06:22,431 is cooler than my mom, so I know to love her more now. 188 00:06:22,491 --> 00:06:25,092 Yeah, no one ever says, "Ooh, I love that. 189 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,394 Is that the generic version 190 00:06:26,461 --> 00:06:28,053 of something people would actually wear?" 191 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,956 I heard, at Mallory's sleepovers, 192 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:33,527 you have to have one, or you can't even walk in the door. 193 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,602 You have to get your parents to buy you one. 194 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,646 Ooh, I-I bet a hex could change their minds! 195 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,857 You know what? I'll just explain to them 196 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,760 that it's about so much more than a backpack. 197 00:06:41,858 --> 00:06:44,894 I-It's about a sense of belonging, fitting in. 198 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:46,799 This is my chance to finally be cool. 199 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,532 Well, let's not get crazy. 200 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,136 I feel like no one is hearing me on the witch thing. 201 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:52,871 [Laughs awkwardly] Uh... 202 00:06:52,969 --> 00:06:56,457 Turns out, I wasn't the only one obsessing over a bag. 203 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,360 Why are you hiding your bag under my desk 204 00:06:58,427 --> 00:06:59,543 like it's a bottle of tequila? 205 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:00,846 People drink openly here. 206 00:07:00,912 --> 00:07:02,881 I just ran out of time this morning. 207 00:07:02,948 --> 00:07:04,316 [Sighs] 208 00:07:04,398 --> 00:07:06,675 I'm gonna return it after lunch. 209 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,945 Okay, fine, but technically, 210 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:12,306 you still have custody of it for the next couple of hours. 211 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,109 Why don't you have a little fun with it? 212 00:07:14,190 --> 00:07:17,560 I mean, I've worn things all weekend before returning them. 213 00:07:17,612 --> 00:07:19,814 - Hmm. - Why don't you take it for a little stroll? 214 00:07:21,015 --> 00:07:22,283 Nice bag. 215 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:24,085 Oh! [Laughs] 216 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,187 ♪♪ 217 00:07:26,277 --> 00:07:27,745 - Let me explain. - Hey! 218 00:07:27,789 --> 00:07:30,291 Everyone likes nice things, 219 00:07:30,358 --> 00:07:32,927 but when those things make people look at you 220 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,696 like they never have before... 221 00:07:34,763 --> 00:07:38,133 - WOMAN: Wow! - ...you want to feel that feeling forever. 222 00:07:38,199 --> 00:07:39,868 Ooh! 223 00:07:39,949 --> 00:07:44,387 ♪♪ 224 00:07:44,439 --> 00:07:45,940 Feels pretty good, right? 225 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,643 All the praise? The hint of jealousy? 226 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:50,311 That's the power of the status symbol. 227 00:07:50,378 --> 00:07:52,480 I'm telling you, that purse is good for your career. 228 00:07:52,547 --> 00:07:55,483 I have to admit, the attention does feel nice. 229 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:57,619 Because it says you belong at the top... 230 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:58,561 the upper echelon. 231 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:02,265 It says that you can run with the big dogs. 232 00:08:02,332 --> 00:08:05,068 It's a damn shame you need to take it back. 233 00:08:06,543 --> 00:08:08,078 [Sighs] What do I do? 234 00:08:08,145 --> 00:08:09,713 I told Paul I'd return it. 235 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:12,991 You can't tell me it didn't feel good to finally be seen. 236 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,393 How many times have we complained 237 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:15,911 about being invisible in this office? 238 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,014 The other day, Bradley did put his cup down on me. 239 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,707 Exactly. That bag's like wearing a neon shirt 240 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:24,379 when you're jogging, except for Black women in the workplace. 241 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,600 That's it. 242 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:28,336 I can tell Paul I need to keep it because of Black stuff. 243 00:08:28,403 --> 00:08:29,337 Yeah. [Laughs] 244 00:08:29,404 --> 00:08:30,338 I'm not returning it. 245 00:08:30,405 --> 00:08:32,441 End of story. 246 00:08:32,507 --> 00:08:33,809 - No turning back now. - Okay. 247 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:35,443 Ooh, girl, you left the tag on. 248 00:08:35,517 --> 00:08:36,808 - Oh. - So tacky. 249 00:08:38,086 --> 00:08:39,721 - Act like you've been there. - Okay! 250 00:08:39,781 --> 00:08:41,283 - Eyy! - [Laughs] 251 00:08:42,044 --> 00:08:42,979 Oop! 252 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:44,819 [Laughs] 253 00:08:44,886 --> 00:08:46,188 I'll keep this for me. 254 00:09:04,832 --> 00:09:06,033 What are you doing? 255 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,582 Looking for a hiding spot for your bag. 256 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,584 No, I'm just gonna tell Paul why I need to keep it. 257 00:09:10,909 --> 00:09:12,644 You know, Black stuff. 258 00:09:12,711 --> 00:09:13,636 Seriously? 259 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,038 He's just gonna make you feel guilty 260 00:09:15,104 --> 00:09:17,574 and say you're being a bad example for your kids. 261 00:09:18,082 --> 00:09:19,808 I hate it when he plays the "kids" card. 262 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:20,844 - [Door opens] - You're right. 263 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:22,764 PAUL: Hey, babe. Are you home? 264 00:09:24,527 --> 00:09:25,398 - Hi. - Hi. 265 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,399 How was your day? 266 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,201 Also, tiny heads-up... 267 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,103 - Dee, this includes you. - Huh? Yes. 268 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,405 I told Johan and Santi they can't buy anything new 269 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,757 for a year, but I'm open to forever. 270 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,116 Don't you think that's a little harsh? 271 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:39,137 No, I just don't want them to be caught up with having stuff. 272 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,197 You know, like my dad is. 273 00:09:40,264 --> 00:09:43,191 I mean, he is so obsessed with... 274 00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:47,638 with... with showing off his wealth and status. 275 00:09:47,704 --> 00:09:50,297 I mean, it's kind of gross. 276 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,441 A total yuck-fest. 277 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,310 So gross. Total yuck-fest. 278 00:09:53,377 --> 00:09:54,578 Status symbols, who needs 'em, right? 279 00:09:54,645 --> 00:09:56,345 I'm so glad we're not those people. 280 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,948 So glad. [Chuckles] 281 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,666 Not those people. 282 00:10:01,376 --> 00:10:03,053 - I need a beer. - Mm-hmm. 283 00:10:03,111 --> 00:10:06,547 ♪♪ 284 00:10:06,623 --> 00:10:08,065 Excuse me. 285 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,459 Thank you. 286 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,460 - Dee? - Huh? 287 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,595 Beer? 288 00:10:11,662 --> 00:10:12,996 Yes. 289 00:10:13,063 --> 00:10:15,405 So what do we do to keep them grounded? 290 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,234 Make them donate everything they own? 291 00:10:17,301 --> 00:10:18,769 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 292 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,527 I love that w-we're always on the same page. 293 00:10:21,552 --> 00:10:23,621 Always. No secrets. 294 00:10:23,982 --> 00:10:26,416 I need to find a box to fill for donations. 295 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,418 Great. There are boxes in the garage. 296 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,337 Definitely none in the microwave. 297 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,381 Be cool! You're gonna get us caught. 298 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,466 For a lawyer, you don't know how to lie very well. 299 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,343 Remind me to never hire you. 300 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,612 RAINBOW: Mom? 301 00:10:37,996 --> 00:10:40,081 I thought you took that back. 302 00:10:40,749 --> 00:10:43,209 We did. I did. 303 00:10:43,418 --> 00:10:44,836 You're dreaming. 304 00:10:45,587 --> 00:10:47,105 Okay, fine. 305 00:10:47,478 --> 00:10:49,481 It's about more than just a bag. 306 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,441 You have to understand the historical context. 307 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,019 For so long, no one has seen us... 308 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,820 PAUL: Hey, babe, I could only find one box. 309 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,889 I think I donated the rest. How's that for irony? 310 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,859 Long story short, it's important because we Black, 311 00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:00,951 and because you're also Black, 312 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,561 you need to help us lie to your daddy. 313 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:03,329 Mm-hmm. 314 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,499 So I had a decision to make. 315 00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:08,250 I'll keep your secret... 316 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,876 if you get me the backpack I asked for. 317 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:10,945 Deal. 318 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,615 All right, let's clean some closets and cleanse some souls! 319 00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:15,508 Can I get a "hallelujah?" 320 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,884 BOTH: Hallelujah! 321 00:11:16,951 --> 00:11:18,469 No souls in this closet. 322 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:21,513 [New Edition's "Candy Girl" plays] 323 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,824 My new backpack was awesome. 324 00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,627 ♪ My girl's like candy, a candy treat ♪ 325 00:11:26,694 --> 00:11:29,630 Sure, I had to hide it from my dad and my siblings, 326 00:11:29,697 --> 00:11:31,466 so I could wear it in my room, 327 00:11:31,532 --> 00:11:34,026 but that didn't bring me down. 328 00:11:34,502 --> 00:11:36,637 Oh, hey, cool kids. 329 00:11:36,704 --> 00:11:37,905 Oh, this? 330 00:11:37,972 --> 00:11:39,107 It's a JanSport. 331 00:11:39,173 --> 00:11:41,742 Thank you for inviting me to your sleepover. 332 00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:44,437 Of course you can check my totally rad bag. 333 00:11:44,812 --> 00:11:46,189 Hey, George Michael. 334 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,816 Let's kiss in our matching backpacks. 335 00:11:50,184 --> 00:11:51,586 Ew, what are you doing to the mirror? 336 00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:52,820 [Music stops abruptly] 337 00:11:52,887 --> 00:11:54,655 And where'd you get that? 338 00:11:54,722 --> 00:11:56,115 Ooh! 339 00:11:56,574 --> 00:11:59,342 She probably stole money from my purse! 340 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,129 - What? - My old purse. 341 00:12:01,195 --> 00:12:02,538 My only purse! 342 00:12:02,563 --> 00:12:04,532 I only have one purse. Hm. 343 00:12:04,866 --> 00:12:07,225 PAUL: Wow. First Johan and Santi, 344 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,685 - and now you. - Mm. 345 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,103 I mean, you really care about this stuff? 346 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,730 You have such a good head on your shoulders. 347 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,106 And you're my favorite, even though I say 348 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:13,945 I love you all the same. 349 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:16,073 Dad, it's about more than just stuff. 350 00:12:16,098 --> 00:12:17,569 There's a historical context. 351 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,529 Right, Mom? 352 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,655 Didn't you say it was about being seen or something? 353 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,158 You know, Black stuff? 354 00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:24,744 [Stammering] 355 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,713 I have no idea what you're talking about. 356 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,131 - Pulling the race card over a bag? - Oh. 357 00:12:29,193 --> 00:12:30,607 [Scoffs] Oh. 358 00:12:30,654 --> 00:12:32,185 - That is low. - That is low. 359 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,255 Rainbow. I'm sorry. 360 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,615 You're grounded forever. Maybe longer. 361 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,659 Longer! 362 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,803 [Whispering] Thank you for taking the fall for this. 363 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,731 I will get you anything you want. 364 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:45,806 Yeah. You owe me big time. 365 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,224 I want a pair of Sperrys, 366 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,951 Barq's Root Beer-Flavored Lip Smackers, 367 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,811 and a red puffy vest like Michael J. Fox has 368 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,978 in "Back to the Future." 369 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,089 Oh. 370 00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:55,049 Okay. 371 00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:00,362 After seeing me and my siblings care about material things, 372 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,907 my dad called a family meeting to get us back to our roots. 373 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,617 Thank you all for coming out today. 374 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,035 Uh, we're grounded. 375 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,703 This is our one hour of yard time. 376 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,080 Where'd you think we were gonna go? 377 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,567 Speaking of, I don't think grounding you is the answer. 378 00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:14,318 Does that mean we're free to go? 379 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:15,418 Depends. 380 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:16,987 I need you guys to promise me 381 00:13:17,054 --> 00:13:19,523 that you don't want material things. 382 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:22,801 If we're being honest, I don't think we can promise that. 383 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,870 Well... 384 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,830 good thing I have a Plan B. 385 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,007 Now, if you answer my questions correctly, 386 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,609 you get to keep your stuff. 387 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:30,856 - Yay! - Cool! 388 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,602 - Yay! - But answer incorrectly... 389 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,088 ...your stuff gets grilled. 390 00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:35,314 What?! 391 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,041 Uh, isn't this a bit extreme? 392 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,459 It's very, but worth it, 393 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,678 if it keeps our kids down-to-earth, right? 394 00:13:40,845 --> 00:13:42,847 So, Johan, you're first. 395 00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:47,158 Do you like Alvin for who he is or for his things? 396 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,820 Oh, I love his things. 397 00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:50,704 Wait, was that the wrong answer? 398 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:54,609 Son, you should want to play with Alvin, not his toys. 399 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,084 Okay, Santi. 400 00:13:57,151 --> 00:13:58,519 You can do this. 401 00:13:58,577 --> 00:14:00,547 - Same question. - SANTAMONICA: Oh. 402 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,717 And we're still not allowed to lie, right? 403 00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:03,718 No. 404 00:14:03,784 --> 00:14:05,720 If he didn't have a Bigfoot Power Wheel, 405 00:14:05,786 --> 00:14:07,246 I wouldn't know his name. 406 00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:12,268 Okay, Rainbow. Last up. 407 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:13,435 Oh! 408 00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:16,005 Do you really care about this backpack? 409 00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:18,340 Yes, and I know that's the wrong answer, 410 00:14:18,407 --> 00:14:20,801 but please don't burn the one thing that can make me cool. 411 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:26,636 Paul, I got that for her. Rainbow did nothing wrong. 412 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,242 What do you mean, you got this for her? 413 00:14:28,309 --> 00:14:30,478 We... We... We both agreed that this stuff is meaningless. 414 00:14:30,544 --> 00:14:33,714 It's not meaningless to me. I just want to fit in. 415 00:14:33,781 --> 00:14:35,383 Can't I just have one thing 416 00:14:35,449 --> 00:14:36,817 that will make my life a little bit easier? 417 00:14:36,884 --> 00:14:37,877 [Door opens] 418 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,189 You having a cookout and didn't invite us? 419 00:14:40,248 --> 00:14:42,130 What are you cooking? Smells like tires. 420 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,757 Oh, we're cleansing our souls 421 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,153 to get rid of stupid stuff we don't need. 422 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,011 Oh. 423 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,857 That's what an $150 fire looks like. 424 00:14:49,924 --> 00:14:51,891 Wait, you burned the bag? 425 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:52,850 The bag? 426 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,710 I thought you returned the bag. 427 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,854 I almost did, but I kept it. 428 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,391 - Dee-Dee talked me into it. - Oh, that's low. 429 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,385 Doing your own sister dirty like that? 430 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,395 I might need something big to forgive you, 431 00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:07,631 like, I don't know, a Louis Vuitton purse. 432 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,533 ♪♪ 433 00:15:12,315 --> 00:15:13,542 You lied to me. 434 00:15:13,592 --> 00:15:14,813 Technically, you didn't ask. 435 00:15:14,885 --> 00:15:16,787 But yes, I kept the bag. 436 00:15:16,854 --> 00:15:19,690 But in my defense, I didn't think you'd find out. 437 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,519 When Rainbow caught me, I bought her the backpack. 438 00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,755 You brought our innocent daughter into this? 439 00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:26,156 She's not so innocent. 440 00:15:26,223 --> 00:15:28,325 That girl extorted your wife for boat shoes 441 00:15:28,392 --> 00:15:30,279 and ChapStick that tastes like cough drops. 442 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,514 - So proud of you, Rainbow. - Thanks. 443 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,684 All of this over a bag? 444 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,143 I also bought a matching scarf and belt. 445 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,078 You've got to be kidding me. 446 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,380 I had to complete the look. 447 00:15:39,446 --> 00:15:40,447 Ah. Can't argue with that. 448 00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:42,982 How am I the only one in this family that isn't latched 449 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,052 to the poisonous teat of commercialism? 450 00:15:46,954 --> 00:15:48,389 Oh. Oh. 451 00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:51,726 Wait. This is all your stuff. 452 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,660 You're the biggest consumer of us all. 453 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,795 Oh, no. 454 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,998 DENISE: Whoo-hoo! I'm so glad I stuck around. 455 00:15:57,064 --> 00:15:58,706 This is about to get good. 456 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,281 I mean, the guy just said "teat of commercialism." 457 00:16:01,314 --> 00:16:03,002 - Ha! - No, no, no. No, no, no. The... 458 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,839 There's a big difference between my gear and your clothes. 459 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,175 Oh, really? How so? 460 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,050 Is your stuff, uh, manly? 461 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,819 - Manly? - No. No. 462 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,654 This is all stuff for the... the house, 463 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,639 for the... for the family. 464 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,241 This is all stuff that we need. 465 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,969 Really? You need all these pots? 466 00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:19,894 - Yeah. - Multiple gardening aprons? 467 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,438 Make-your-own-yogurt kit? 468 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,075 So someone can eat yogurt churned by your meaty palms? 469 00:16:24,141 --> 00:16:26,677 Don't nobody want that. Don't nobody need that. 470 00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,245 Hmm. 471 00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:29,488 Careful. 472 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,822 [Sighs] 473 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,050 Son, you lost 474 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,478 the moment they found more than three aprons. 475 00:16:35,778 --> 00:16:38,213 ♪♪ 476 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,115 [Insects chirping] 477 00:16:40,182 --> 00:16:42,151 ♪♪ 478 00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:43,334 [Sighs] 479 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,487 What are you doing? 480 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,566 Are you trying to put together that stupid home yogurt kit 481 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,925 to prove to your family that they actually need it? 482 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,036 No. 483 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,229 - [Sighs] - Yes. 484 00:16:54,296 --> 00:16:56,532 So you bought a few things you don't need. 485 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,475 - Who cares? - Well, I do. 486 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,119 It's not who I am. 487 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,562 What is so wrong with wanting something? 488 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,131 It's a slippery slope, Dad. 489 00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:05,966 Okay, if I give the kids everything they want, 490 00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,501 they'll just grow up spoiled rotten. 491 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,070 Or you could give them nothing, 492 00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:10,638 and as soon as they move out of your house, 493 00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:12,322 they lose their minds and buy everything 494 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,781 they didn't have when they were kids. 495 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:14,949 - That's what I did. - [Scoffs] 496 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,327 My dad had no money. He never bought me squat. 497 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,245 Now look at me. 498 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:21,190 I buy myself all the squat I can get my hands on. 499 00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:23,416 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 500 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,652 Hey, I don't care how you feel. 501 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,710 - That's on you. - [Chuckles] 502 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,512 I know you got your issues with me, 503 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,130 but the point is, 504 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,832 this is the way the world is going 505 00:17:30,899 --> 00:17:32,067 whether you like it or not. 506 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,536 So maybe start letting your kids 507 00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:35,887 live in the real world now and then, 508 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,448 so that when the time comes, 509 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,333 they know how to handle it on their own. 510 00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:40,976 Yeah. 511 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,254 How much did you spend on this, anyway? 512 00:17:43,921 --> 00:17:46,590 Not $150. 513 00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:49,109 But close. 514 00:17:51,022 --> 00:17:52,323 [Door closes] 515 00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:55,889 ♪♪ 516 00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:57,059 Hey. 517 00:17:59,464 --> 00:18:02,400 So I tried getting rid of stuff I don't need, 518 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,692 like my electric fly swatter. 519 00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:08,378 Honestly, if you can't kill a fly with just your own power, 520 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,074 it deserves to live. 521 00:18:10,141 --> 00:18:11,375 Right. Right. 522 00:18:11,442 --> 00:18:13,177 So I-I-I don't need it, 523 00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:16,996 but I still can't get rid of it, 'cause I want it. 524 00:18:17,288 --> 00:18:18,346 Mm. 525 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,265 Is this your version of an apology? 526 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,208 Yeah. 527 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,560 I was judging you guys for wanting stuff, 528 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,962 but I want stuff, too. 529 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,855 Ohh, I'm sorry I got carried away. 530 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,857 Why didn't you just tell me you wanted to keep the bag? 531 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,026 You didn't exactly make it easy. 532 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,112 Comparing me to Harrison? 533 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,519 Making me feel like I was corrupting the kids? 534 00:18:36,557 --> 00:18:38,024 This is something I felt good about, 535 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,053 and you made me feel bad about it. 536 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:42,088 I'm sorry. 537 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,724 I mean, we all want to project 538 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,860 the best versions of ourselves. 539 00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:51,697 You do it, too, with your homegrown, do-it-yourself kits. 540 00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:53,631 They show you're different. 541 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,284 That you're not like your dad. 542 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,052 Hmm. 543 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,971 So I buy stuff to show people that I don't care about stuff. 544 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,556 - Mm-hmm. - Wow, I'm a... 545 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,876 - I'm a real piece of work, aren't I? - Yes, you are. 546 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,712 But you're my piece of work. 547 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,857 So the kids get to keep their things, 548 00:19:09,923 --> 00:19:11,750 and I keep my bag. 549 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:12,760 Yeah. 550 00:19:13,093 --> 00:19:14,762 As long as we know to stop worrying 551 00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:16,639 about appearances when we need to. 552 00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:19,991 I'm drinking a Chardonnay you made in a bucket. 553 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,942 I think we're past caring about appearances. 554 00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:26,415 - It's good, though, right? - Delicious. 555 00:19:26,473 --> 00:19:29,376 So my parents found their way through our consumer culture. 556 00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:32,246 And decided everything was okay in moderation. 557 00:19:32,312 --> 00:19:34,815 Yes! So does that mean I get to keep all the stuff you got me? 558 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,151 - No. But we've decided... - Mnh-mnh. 559 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,454 ...that you get to keep the backpack that you wanted. 560 00:19:40,521 --> 00:19:41,789 I see how much it means to you. 561 00:19:41,855 --> 00:19:43,090 Yes! 562 00:19:43,157 --> 00:19:44,491 And I can wear it outside my room? 563 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:47,161 Actually, doesn't matter. I love it either way. 564 00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:49,071 What about us? What do we get? 565 00:19:49,138 --> 00:19:50,273 [Chuckling] 566 00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:52,528 Well, you guys are gonna love this. 567 00:19:55,578 --> 00:19:57,613 The same backpack Rainbow has? 568 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,449 That's actually worse than getting nothing. 569 00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:01,824 Let's go to Alvin's. 570 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,845 At least his parents know how to properly buy his love. 571 00:20:05,688 --> 00:20:08,562 You can go to your room, that's where you can go. 572 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,276 And I'm taking these back. 573 00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:14,904 Your Honor, I rest my case, 574 00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:16,622 but I won't rest this bag, 575 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,351 because it looks good on me! 576 00:20:19,415 --> 00:20:20,350 [Giggles] 577 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:23,745 Why, yes, Mortimer, I will bet you $1 578 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:27,392 that Harrison couldn't make it one day on the street. 579 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,060 Can I speak to your manager? 580 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,129 No? 581 00:20:30,421 --> 00:20:33,148 Now can I speak to your manager? 582 00:20:33,748 --> 00:20:35,450 [Gasps] Why, yes, 583 00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:37,735 this purse does match my yacht. 584 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,221 Thanks for noticing. 585 00:20:39,554 --> 00:20:40,989 Hey, Luther Vandross, 586 00:20:41,056 --> 00:20:43,825 let's kiss in our matching designer bags. 587 00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:46,077 Oh. Why, yes, Luther Vandross, 588 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,197 a thousand kisses from you is never too much. 589 00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:50,331 Oh. 590 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,168 ♪ I need your love ♪ 591 00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:55,303 ♪ Each and every day ♪ 592 00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:59,216 - Subs by kinglouisxx - for www.addic7ed.com 42566

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