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Yeah yeah, hey, man,
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check out this
clown-ass nigga out front
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- Oh, that's Sanchez. Buzz him in, man
- Oh, okay okay.
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Hey, so you ever been having sex
with a female and she, like,
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' slapped you?
- Slapped me?!
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Yeah, I didn't ask her to slap me
She just slapped me.
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So I slapped her back
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- you know what I'm saying?
- Yeah yeah.
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Then it got real awkward after that
You never get mad.
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Ho, Sanchez, my man! What it is
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- Come talk good to me.
- What's up, my good dude?
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Oh man, same shit. You know,
still up in here doing that thing
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Hey, that Charlie Sheen
kush you brought last time
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was some--
Man, that shit went in one day, man
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Please tell me you got
some more of that shit
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Man, I got something
better than that.
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Trust me-- this stuff is
from the backwoods of Kentucky
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Man, ain't nobody growing no weed
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Em mm motherfucking D mam�
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Oh man, you got
a lot to learn, grasshopper
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This is it.
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This is the HBH
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- The HBH.?
- That's that hillbilly highway shit
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Whatever, man
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You gonna let your boy
sample this here or what?
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Yeah, I actually prefer it,
because I don't want you to go ballistic
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- when I hand you the ticket
- Aw, man, whatever, man.
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- There you go. Fire it up
- You know we all good.
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Shit, we all good, man
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Hey, oh, it's cool, man.
This here shit is magically delicious
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- I told you
- Damn!
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You smoking
with your boy or what, man?
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No, I quit, man. I quit.
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No, I'm just messing with you
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Here, give me some
Give me some.
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Hey, how'd a motherfucker like you
come across some fine like that?
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Though.
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You got a minute?
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Dude, I sell weed for a living
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I ain't got nothing but time
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All right.
Then I'm gonna tell you a story
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about two homies
from the hood in Atlanta
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- ATL's on it?
- Yeah.
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Sneak that thing in
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- All right, we good, all right
- Okay, what do I do?
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I want you to pick
which one my ball's in
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I mean I want you
to pick the ball. Pick the ball
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Where it's at? Is it in this one
or is it in that one?
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I want you to pick
which one.
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- Hurry up, baby. We ain't got all day
- Pick the ball.
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Mam�
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ooh, that one!
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Aw, man,
it ain't in there. My bad
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- Hey, baby.
- That's all my money
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- Easy come, easy go.
- Hey, man, you gotta live, you learn
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- Who else next?
- Yo, man!
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Shut the fuck up
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Now I done been out here
for an hour and a half
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and I ain't seen
nobody win yet.
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Hey, man, you tripping, man
Let my hand-- oh shit. Okay.
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Shut your fucking mouth
before I grab your friend
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- and beat your ass with him
- Whup his ass.
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That muthafucker was here
and with that girl cheating that guy
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Did you start speaking in Hebrew?
I'll beat your ass.
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Hold up, man, we're just trying
to get our shit together.
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Everybody shut the fuck up!
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- Lift up the cups.
- Everything good, man!
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- Give him $100.
- It's good, man!
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- Lift up the fucking cups now
- Lift the cups up, monkey.
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- Lift 'em up!
- Okay, that's one. That's one cup.
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- There's another one.
- Okay, it's not under there
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- Two.
- It's under there
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Which one of y'all took
the fucking ball?!
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Who the fuck took the ball?
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You two bitch-ass niggas
in a whole lot of shit.
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- Motherfucker-
- Hey hey hey, look, there's the police
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That's the motherfucking police
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Yeah, yo, time to
roll up some, man
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Smoke something
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Grab a drink
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Grab something to smoke on
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Yeah, it's about that time
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We get high
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We get high
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We get high
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We get high
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Yo, how much is that?
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110 to spend with a friend?
Why not?
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My shit look like my eyelids
are inside out
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Not a dime this time,
but a nice-size quarter?
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We call our shit coffee
but we don't dip it in that water
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We honor it with no sugar
and cream, straight green
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Then it's chicken and ribs,
baked beans, my plate's clean
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Then I find the rhythm,
mind if l give them a little?
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I'm kinda high right now
so I'll just go and hit a McGriddle
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And I'll twiddle my thumbs
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My direct connect is gone
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But my middle man is about
to come with some mo' 'dro
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Oh yo, you know the logo
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We higher than mofo,
we get high...
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- Hey, son.
- What's up, Pops?
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Hey, son, so what'd you do today
for the betterment of your people?
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Come on, man, we gotta
do this every night?
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Every night of your life! As long as
the pigs are out there on the street
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killing your brothers
with the cold heat of their billy clubs
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Here
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Come on, man,
I'm out here struggling
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- Man, I ain't got time--
- Struggle!
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What you know about struggle?
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Try being
a political prisoner,
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locked up for the rest
of your natural life, brother
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- That's struggle.
- But you're not a prisoner, Pops
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You're free.
You retired from Ford, Pops
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Now you see? That's what's
wrong with you kids today.
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They've got you all brainwashed
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Damn rap music
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You know
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y'all had one cat. Um
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Teapac Secure
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Now that cat,
he was a soldier
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Then one of you young
ignorant bastards killed him
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You think you know everything, huh
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Shit!
Well, go on. Go on, boy
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Ain't no sense in watering
a tree that don't want to grow
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Hey!
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You got any weed?
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Man, I gotta get out
of this motherfucker
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Gourmet fiender
for the gourmet fiender
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From the gourmet fiender
for the fiender
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For the gourmet chocolate
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So many people ask
Who is the gourmet chocolate?"
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Nigga, I done told you
about slamming my damn door!
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Earl, you hear me talking to you?
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Yeah, you
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Bring your ass in here
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- Where the fuck have you been all day?
- I've been--
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You know today is the first
and I've got to pick up
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all these checks
from all these people, honey
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Shanequa Adams, Tamika Terry
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Samantha Jones
and this lady right here
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and so on and so on
and so forth.
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- I--
- Do you know how hard it is
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to WIC office to the next
with five kids?
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- You didn't--
- What?!
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- You fucking some other bitch?
- What?
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Hell no, nigga. Let me find out your ass
out here fucking around on me
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with one little ole ho and I swear
to God I'm a drag you and that bitch-ass
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- Yeah, that's right.
- Well, if you do all that,
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then how am I give you
these flowers?
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
you see it.
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- Mm-hmm
- Baby!
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- You did it!
- Yes, I did.
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- That's so sweet.
- Isn't it? Who am I?
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- You ain't had to do me like that
- Who am I?
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You my big-dicked Earl
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All right, that's what I thought
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- That's my baby.
- Mm-hmm, come here
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- You ain't had to do me like this
- Come here, put the ass on me.
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- Put the ass on you?
- Put the ass on me. Put the ass on me
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- Mm-hmm, roll this shit up.
- Like that? That's how you like it?
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Save me, they're killing me!
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Get off me.
I gotta get out of this shit.
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Lately, man, I've been thinking about
just getting out of the hood, dawg.
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Give me your change!
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No shit.
You know what?
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Man, I've been thinking
about the same shit, dawg
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Man, I'm just tired
of all the drama, man
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- Watch that bitch-ass
- Shit, me too.
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You know what I mean?
The hood cool and all. But, I mean
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- Fucking with her man!
- ...l think I need to find my own way
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'Cause I mean, shit
I'm better than this.
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East Side!
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- Shit crazy, dawg--
- Freeze!
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Freeze!
Don't you move, dawg
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You gonna get a gun?
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- Freeze!
- Okay.
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Next thing I know
the nigga gonna come try me
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so I grabbed the nigga by the neck
like this and just started choking him
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I'm choking the shit outta the nigga,
the nigga just shakin' and shit,
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trembling, his eyes
rolling back to his back
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I say, "Pussy nigga fuckboy!'
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The nigga started
regurgitating and shit
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So I pulled my little thing out
I just started
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- hitting the nigga with the pistol
- Hey, y'all keep it down!
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- This ain't no Def Comedy Jam
- Oh, okay.
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Nigga said calm down
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- Appreciate it.
- Fuck all of your crap
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Yeah, man, this shit all right
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- I can do this.
- Do you hear what you saying, nigga?
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- What's wrong? We got cots
- That some bullshit, man.
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- We livin'.
- I'll be glad
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when we get up out
of this motherfucker
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- Soon, man. This is bullshit.
- There ain't nothing wrong with this
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Plus we straight. We already talking
to girl that work over at city hall.
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She got all our
paperwork and shit
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That shit gonna disappear
by tomorrow.
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- Oh yeah, all right
- Yeah, we good.
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- Know what I'm saying?
- Lockdown! Lockdown.
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This motherfucker happy
he got some authority.
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It's gonna be all right, man
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- He is upset.
- Don't start no shit up with me
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Man, I don't give a fuck about
this shit. You know how I get.
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I like you
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WEE
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What the f-- hey, man,
put me goddamn down!
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I'm a real nigga. I boo-boo on myself
so you ain't gonna want this.
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I got a little story
I wanna tell you.
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Story?
About what?
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Kentucky.
Now lay down
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Oh shit
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Use protection
and don't tell nobody!
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- They raped Earl?
- No, man, he doesn't rape him!
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Not all convicts are gay
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- Really?
- You see, Wilbert is
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headed upstate for life and he wanted
to share some of his secrets
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with someone who could
benefit by them.
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You like plants
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[mm
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Well, shit, it depends
on what kind of plants
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- you talking about.
- There's a hidden part
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in a rural part
of the highway of Kentucky
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where there's nothing
but acres-- I mean acres--
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of pot farm
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Now that's what I'm talking
about right there.
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That's right up my lungs
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I'm talking about
the best weed you ever seen
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I'm talking about Sour Diesel
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00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,079
I'm talking about Train Wreck
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I'm talking about Master Kush
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You name it
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What you know about that hydro?
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All these strains, Early Girl
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Purple Haze, Afghani,
straight Candy
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Nigerian weed
Maui Wowie
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Blueberry, Island Lady
Indigo weed
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Holland's Hope,
Hindu Kush
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Master Kush,
Northern Bright
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That sound like some
old fairy-tale shit, man
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- That can't be real.
- Oh no, my little friend
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Why do you think I'm in here?
241
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,241
So which highway
are you talking about?
242
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,982
Highway 420
243
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,847
Told you I had a little secret
244
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,387
Shhh.
245
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,582
Tell me more about
this thing, man.
246
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:58,893
Don't drop the soap
247
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:02,364
Don't drop the soap, la la
248
00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,332
Yeah
249
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,064
Teddy Riley? Come on
250
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,441
All right, man. Stay up
251
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:14,603
And Ray McGathy.
Let's go, you're free to go
252
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,840
- Mcwho?
- McFuck-You, man
253
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,939
You told them your name
was Teddy Riley?
254
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,484
Hey, man, I need a job after this
Fuck this shit.
255
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:21,606
Ain't nobody tripping
ain't nobody tripping
256
00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:24,144
Ain't nobody tripping
ain't nobody tripping
257
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,020
Ain't nobody tripping
cause the money already made
258
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,753
Cause the money already made,
'cause the money already made
259
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,419
Ain't nobody tripping
260
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,464
You said acres of chronic, man?
261
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:34,725
- Yes.
- Where at?
262
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,768
Somewhere off hillbilly highway
263
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:40,997
Hillbilly highway?
Where the fuck is that?
264
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,301
- Kentucky
- What?
265
00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,205
You heard what I said
Kentucky.
266
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,743
Man
267
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,005
I'm telling you.
I know what I'm talking about
268
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:51,605
I got all the logistics
and all the directions and everything
269
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,343
You just gotta trust your boy
270
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:56,648
Pocket for a pimp, drop it
low, show me some shit
271
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,985
- Bread in the bank bank
- You know what?
272
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:02,184
- You might be onto something.
- I just know this might be the thing
273
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,852
that gets us outta the hood
274
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,623
You know what?
You might be right, man
275
00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:07,357
You know what?
Like 10, 20 lbs, man,
276
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:10,127
we come back with that shit,
we be ballin' like a motherfucker
277
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,827
You feel me?
278
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,735
Hillbilly highway, huh?
279
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,502
Fuck it, dawg. Let's roll then
280
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,714
Did this bitch just fart?
281
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,214
Fuck it
282
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,488
Fuck this, man
283
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,391
- Hey!
- Oh.
284
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:40,055
- What's up, Pops?
- Hey, son.
285
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:43,259
Me and my partner Earl-- we're about to
go see some friends up at the college.
286
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,029
Ah, man, I remember
287
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,661
Me and Huey used to take
road trips all the time.
288
00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:50,332
Down to Birmingham, up to D.C
289
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:53,104
all for the betterment
of the cause.
290
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,406
I hope your trip has
as great a cause.
291
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:58,243
Well, it's for a very--
high cause.
292
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,511
- Well, right on, boy
- All right.
293
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,416
- Hold it down now
- All right, carry on
294
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:03,680
Right on
295
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,684
All you need is weed
and nothing else
296
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,920
Sit back and roll one
297
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,262
Hey, Ray, go! Pull out
298
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,770
Don't make me chase you, Earl!
Don't make me chase you, Earl.
299
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,204
Get your ass whupped
like Lionel Richie, nigga
300
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:26,471
Hey, when you get a bitch,
you can tell me about bitches, bitch
301
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,569
I get a bitch
every night, nigga
302
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:32,582
They oughta call you Pizzazz
'cause you a pussy-ass nigga
303
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,914
Nigga, Shante is the only
woman you ever have,
304
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,682
so you ain't even qualified
to speak on women, nigga
305
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,745
I know what I am
qualified to speak on
306
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,658
Oh shit, don't show it
blow it, nigga.
307
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,061
Tell me I'm the shit first
308
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,292
I'll throw the shit out
309
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,392
- You the shit, you the shit!
- Oh okay.
310
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:54,404
- Put the shit down
- Give me a blunt.
311
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,940
So go call up the loved ones
312
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,771
And get ready for the ride
313
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,970
It's about that time, y'all
314
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,912
Let's put one in the sky
315
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,609
Lay back and enjoy the ride
316
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,243
Cause that 420-I
317
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,049
With my Chocolate Thai
318
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:14,023
Feel my bricks grow
with my Chocolate Thai
319
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,616
Let's put one in the sky
320
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,492
Lay back and enjoy the ride
321
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,827
Cause that 420-I
322
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:23,958
With my Chocolate Thai
323
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,276
I'm gonna have me a beer, darlln
324
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:35,073
Sir, you gonna have yourself
another shot there?
325
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,171
Jack Daniels. I like it.
326
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,341
One Jack Daniels coming up
327
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,284
I've been driven
from my home..
328
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,824
It got quiet in this bitch, ain't it?
329
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,155
Howdy
330
00:15:56,722 --> 00:16:00,465
- What do you want?
- Let me get a chili cheese fries
331
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:03,598
- and a fruit punch.
- I'll have the same thing
332
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:06,666
We don't make
no chili cheese fries
333
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,877
Okay, well, fuck it.
Let me get a cheeseburger
334
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,882
We don't make cheeseburgers
335
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,886
Let me get
two of those motherfuckers.
336
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,390
You're pushing it, boy
337
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,156
-"Boy"?
- Mm-hmm
338
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:28,061
Maybe we oughta just get up
outta this motherfucker.
339
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,690
Man, fuck that shit
340
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,964
This ain't no goddamn J. Edgar Hoover
back-in-the-'60s shit.
341
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,062
Is there a monkey talking?
342
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:39,303
- How you doing, Run DMC?
- You're in trouble now, ain't you?
343
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,676
Half a Dollar.
I understand that your little
344
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,012
tour rap bus
broke down up yonder
345
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:49,075
Now I heard you say you want
some kind of burger.
346
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:52,884
There's a McDonald's about three,
four miles up the road there.
347
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,289
You can get all
the chicken nuggets you want
348
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,156
and fruit punch Kool-Aid
349
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,662
And I'd advise you
350
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,789
to get your black asses up
351
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,357
and head the hell
on outta this town
352
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,597
We moved here
to move away from ya
353
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,538
Everywhere we move,
here come a couple of ya
354
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,940
moving in, sending
the property value down
355
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,671
I'm about to drop
this cracker ass.
356
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,009
Whatcha gonna do, son?
357
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,249
Hey, fellas, would y'all
take care of 'em,
358
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:24,480
- make way and escort them out there
- We good, we good.
359
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,716
- We good.
- Don't touch 'em
360
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,656
You might catch it
361
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,921
Touching you on the hand,
I tell you, the next time you know
362
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,462
your fingers turn black
363
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,341
Hold up, hold up, hold up
364
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,743
- Hey, fellas?
- Yeah, what's that?
365
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,249
I want to thank y'all again
for showing me the nice hospitality
366
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,876
Y'all showed me so much love
and I'm trying to figure out
367
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:59,889
which one of you cracker's jaws
I'm gonna let suck my black dick!
368
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,188
Holy Rick Astley shit!
Get them mother-crickets!
369
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:09,298
What? They are so fucked
right now, nigga.
370
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:12,824
It is a done daughter.
Them rednecks must've caught 'em,
371
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:16,100
then sodomized them
and murderized them.
372
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,469
Oooh
373
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,736
Man, what is it
with you and sodomy?
374
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,472
I mean that's the way
all these stories end, man
375
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,480
They fuck you
and they kill you
376
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,174
Nigga, ain't you seen "Deliverance
II?
377
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,445
No, they don't get screwed or killed
378
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:29,815
They get away
379
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,353
- Itch, though, right?
- I don't think so, man
380
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,357
Use Blue Star ointment?
381
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,518
But that don't usually work
most of the time.
382
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,754
- No shit?
- Not really
383
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,796
Gotta shave all the hair
off my nuts, huh?
384
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,661
- I had to shave my asshole
- Oooh.
385
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,964
Howdy, cowboys!
Welcome to the Dixieland Hotel
386
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:49,028
So tell me, how many
"D"s are in Dixie.
387
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,437
- One.
- No, darling!
388
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:55,468
There are 35.
DD-DD-DD-D-D-D-D-D-D--
389
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,878
Okay, you boys look exhausted
390
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,882
Like you've been out
on the range all day.
391
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,509
I'm gonna tell you
what you need: a good meal,
392
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,485
a hot tub
and a nice warm bed
393
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,352
to put that little head on
394
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,982
That's what I'm talking about.
You gonna come put me in the bed?
395
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,527
- Sounds good to you, doesn't it?
- Mm-hmm.
396
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,460
What's it gonna be?
397
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,090
Two rooms?
Or maybe one?
398
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,362
- One.
- And is that gonna be
399
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,903
two beds or one?
400
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,632
- Bitch, two! What the fuck?
- Two!
401
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:26,904
Okay okay, I got to ask.
It doesn't happen very often,
402
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:30,674
but every now and then we get
some of those life "partner" types
403
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,546
- You know what I mean.
- No, there ain't nothing like this
404
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,848
- We're definitely not life partners
- Okay.
405
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,911
Now y'all want smoking
or non-smoking?
406
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,251
Smoking
407
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:43,418
- Smoking that weed
- Feeling fine
408
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,520
- Got me a party
- And a fat-ass dime
409
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,395
How about
a little weed for me?
410
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,428
- You a Compton sister.
- Just go on upstairs and have a ball
411
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:57,474
All right, baby.
She all right to me
412
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,373
Boy, those chili cheese fries
was off the chain, man.
413
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,278
Oooh, for real. I think
she cooked them mothers herself
414
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,613
Yeah, man.
Mara's kinda feisty
415
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,983
She probably was fine
as fuck back in the day
416
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,079
If it was the '60s, shit, I'd fuck
417
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,681
While you're bullshittin' it
I'm fucking that.
418
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:17,886
Man, hold up, man. You smoked
too much for real this time, man.
419
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,554
You blowing my high, man
420
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:22,258
Oh shit
421
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,961
- Man, it's the Kush
- Oh, that's my shit
422
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,900
I ain't never seen
this shit before.
423
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,565
Man, watch, check it out,
while we be tripping.
424
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,835
- I heard about this shit.
- Here, smoke. You need to smoke
425
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,604
- while you look at that
- Okay.
426
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,906
And US veteran Akura Kushimota,
427
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:39,177
publically known as Master Kush
is wanted for murder.
428
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,616
Leading the investigation
is Special Agent Rico--
429
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:45,086
Yo yo yo yo,
that's some mad lies
430
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,851
Leader Kush never killed no one
431
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,127
Hey, true dat.
Get out, Kush
432
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:15,807
Get down! Smoke him
433
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,013
Move in, move in
434
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,817
Pull back, he's got a gun
435
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,824
It's weapons of mass destruction
436
00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:42,674
Watch out!
It's the kush goo!
437
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,352
HEB?
438
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,727
Oh no, no-ooo!
439
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:07,901
Will Master Kush be hunted down
440
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,939
and captured by the ICU?
441
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,999
Will ICU propaganda
successfully tarnish
442
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:16,171
the good name of Kush?
Will the ICU
443
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,612
use their evil influence and release
444
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,479
the dark energy into the world?
445
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:24,385
Will fear, mass paranoia
and government conspiracy
446
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:27,515
be the ultimate downfall of Master Kush?
447
00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:29,115
All this and more
448
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,388
When Kush Comes to Shove
449
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:34,090
- That hurt.
- M-M-Master Kush
450
00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:03,224
I'm having a meeting with the toilet
451
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:06,459
You gonna have to hurry up, man
452
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:08,054
What you doing?
453
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,794
Making a decision
454
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:13,462
You gotta
come back later, man
455
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:17,330
Smoking up all the fucking weed
I know what he doing.
456
00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:21,738
Free up your mind and pull up
some fresh brew
457
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,780
Blowing out my mind
cloud nine
458
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:25,872
Where I stay,
so I blaze some weed
459
00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:27,610
We've been riding forever, man
460
00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:30,152
I'm tired of this shit.
What time we gonna get there?
461
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,449
- Man, you know what?
- What?
462
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:35,720
Before we get to where we're going, man,
I think we need to get some new gear.
463
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:36,987
Think there gonna be
some mothers out there?
464
00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:40,427
No, nigga. I ain't-- I'm talking
about some clothes so we can fit in
465
00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:42,260
So we won't stick out
as much, man.
466
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,890
Like what?
What type of gear?
467
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:46,697
Shit, I don't know.
What do country motherfuckers wear?
468
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:50,265
Cowboy shit?
469
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:52,308
Yeah, I guess
470
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,101
Man, when we get
up in here, man,
471
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,340
make sure you play it cool
472
00:23:57,402 --> 00:23:59,905
Don't be doing shit that'll
bring attention to us, man
473
00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:02,042
Come on, dawg
474
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,553
I 9011 you
475
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,611
All of you freaks
476
00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:08,954
And all of you boozers
477
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,823
All of you cheats
478
00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:13,055
Emil
479
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,189
Yeee--
480
00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:16,857
--haw
481
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,368
Hey there,
Boom Boom Belinda
482
00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:22,997
Let me get some of that--
both of them.
483
00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:25,940
It's another lost weekend
stuck in this town...
484
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:27,203
He ain't gonna need this
485
00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:28,642
Hey, where you going?
Where you going?
486
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,441
Where you going?
Where you going?
487
00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:36,082
You can get that two in that
corner pocket if you just go at it.
488
00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:40,055
Smile!
489
00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:43,993
I like that.
Let me get it
490
00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:45,551
Okay, babe
491
00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:54,837
Give them a little "Whoa,
492
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:57,169
ho ho ho!"
493
00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,075
Hey, come on, man
You're crazy.
494
00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:06,308
Listen to me.
You're tripping
495
00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:14,022
- Can I get you guys something to drink?
- Yeah.
496
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:18,391
Let me get a li'l sarsaparilla
497
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,828
Knock off that cowboy shit
498
00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:23,059
This ain't the place
499
00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:29,235
Oh. My bad
500
00:25:31,429 --> 00:25:33,375
Now if you're looking for some reefer,
501
00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:35,741
stick around till after we close
502
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,309
- For sure
- Whoo.
503
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:02,401
Uh, was that drunk bitch pregnant
504
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,497
or was that pregnant bitch drunk?
505
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:17,012
- Is that what I think it is?
- Oh, yeah yeah.
506
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:27,430
Bring it here.
Come here, come on, come on in
507
00:26:27,485 --> 00:26:30,989
Now let me guess.
You guys are here
508
00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:33,468
- looking for crops
- How you know?
509
00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:36,062
The only black cowboys I know
510
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:38,129
play football in Dallas
511
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:40,676
mama
512
00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:43,144
Yeah well, shit.
What's up with the trees then, man?
513
00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,875
My man here said they got acres
of that shit growing out here.
514
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:49,180
- That's an understatement
- Fuck.
515
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,687
Kentucky yields
the most marijuana crops
516
00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:55,054
in the nation
517
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,821
If you're driving through,
just roll down your windows
518
00:26:57,882 --> 00:26:59,953
- You could smell it in the air
- No shit.
519
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:03,124
I thought I smelled it.
When I was on my way up there
520
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:06,169
- I did smell it.
- That's 'cause we was smoking on one
521
00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:10,300
You ain't wrong when you're right
522
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:14,674
Let me guess:
you guys came up in here
523
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,576
in hopes of finding
one of those crops?
524
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,546
Snatching a couple of pounds
525
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,674
and going down to sell it in the hood
526
00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:23,276
You're damn right, Iron Sheik
527
00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:28,054
Oh, I get it
528
00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:31,390
You're the funny one.
Well, we'll see how funny you are
529
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:34,055
when one of these hillbillies
has a cow prod up your ass,
530
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,963
forcing you to drink ice water
and chew on aluminum foil.
531
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:40,060
My booty hole just started burning
What type of gay shit?
532
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,362
All right, man,
for real, man.
533
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,237
Can you tell us
where the crops are?
534
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:48,140
Well, you gotta be a little
more specific than that.
535
00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:50,975
You just don't walk into McDonald's
and say "I want a hamburger."
536
00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:53,676
- You got the Barack Obama?
- What kind they got?
537
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:56,275
- EL Presidential
- It all depends
538
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,150
on how far are you
willing to go.
539
00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:00,120
I mean you can hike
for about a day
540
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,283
and find a pretty decent
chronic crop.
541
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:07,057
But if you're willing to dodge
a couple of bullets
542
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:09,120
- and booby traps
- Mm-hmm.
543
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,929
You can find that sticky green,
544
00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:14,061
crystallized,
545
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,071
extraterrestrial-type shit
546
00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:19,199
that shit that tastes like candy
when you smoke it.
547
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:20,902
Oh shit, I'm up in that
548
00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:23,741
Man, did you hear what
he said before that shit?
549
00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:26,442
Man, I'm not fucking with no bullets
or no booby traps, man.
550
00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:28,484
Can you tell us how to get
to one of the ones, like,
551
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,520
right off one
of these roads somewhere?
552
00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:32,452
All right, all right,
but trust me.
553
00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:35,354
You'll be back
554
00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:37,654
Can I get some
of that now? Shit
555
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,595
Y'all done passed it back and forth
like y'all know each other.
556
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,359
So what the guys didn't know
557
00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:47,665
was that I was waiting
for this opportunity for years
558
00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:54,402
- What opportunity?
- My sweet little baby girl
559
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:57,970
my daughter Marie--
she was held captive
560
00:28:58,036 --> 00:29:00,414
by sick, sadistic hillbillies
561
00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,918
- A group of them
- Oh, I get it.
562
00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:06,421
So he get him a piece of that
young hillbilly kinootchi
563
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:07,980
while he up there, fuck around
564
00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:10,788
and leave a seed
in the background, huh?
565
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:13,796
- Exactly.
- Should've pulled out
566
00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:16,696
I'd do it.
Called the rhythm method
567
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,462
or some shit like that
568
00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:21,402
I tried several times to free her,
569
00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:23,461
but it didn't work out
570
00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:25,974
Damn, that's fucked up
571
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,874
Yeah, so I seen these guys
as the perfect opportunity
572
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:32,540
to set her free, but first I had
to bait the hook a little.
573
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,421
Man, where in the hell
this fool Sanchez send us, man?
574
00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:43,687
I don't know. He said
look for the Highway 420 sign
575
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:48,324
There it is right there
That's it right there.
576
00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:50,059
Let's do this shit
577
00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:52,966
Come on, let's go
578
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,371
- You hear this shit?
- This is the forest, nigga.
579
00:29:57,428 --> 00:29:59,931
Man, let's just be rappers.
Let's go back home, let's be rappers
580
00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:01,807
Man, come on, man.
Bring your scary-ass on, man
581
00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:03,937
- Let's go, man
- Eh, shit!
582
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:05,174
Fucking with you
583
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,789
Okay, according to Sanchez,
there should be somewhere
584
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:16,189
- to camp right up in here somewhere
- Camp?! Hold up, hold up.
585
00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:19,057
The fuck you mean "camp"?
Black people don't camp.
586
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,028
We cook out. We picnic
587
00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:25,658
We party, have a good time,
get on that cocaine and leave
588
00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:27,964
You got me fucked up, nigga.
I'm gonna stay out of this motherfucker
589
00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:29,664
I ain't gonna be
on nobody's news. Shit
590
00:30:29,727 --> 00:30:31,502
Man, you trying to get
this weed or what, man?
591
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:35,238
Now if I can remember correctly,
this was your idea from the beginning
592
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,746
- Not this part.
- Shit, man, I don't know about you,
593
00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:40,510
man, but I'm tired of this
nickel-and-dime shit we've been doing
594
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,210
I'm trying to get
this paper for real, man
595
00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:44,685
This right here could be
our meal ticket outta the hood
596
00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:46,551
So what you want to do?
597
00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:50,820
You should be a actor, man
598
00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:53,795
'Cause I felt that. I felt like
the movie-- on "Menace ll Society
599
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,264
when he said "You gonna let
that nigga kill your cousin?
600
00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:58,267
Let that shit ride?
Fuck that!"
601
00:30:58,323 --> 00:31:00,599
That's how I-- whoa, shit.
What the-- you hear that shit?
602
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:02,160
Man, whatever, man
Come on, man.
603
00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:04,798
No, but I'm for real though
I feel what you're saying.
604
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,207
- Real good talk.
- Pfft, that's bullshit, man
605
00:31:14,772 --> 00:31:16,809
Man, what if we do come up?
606
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,980
What you gonna do
with all the brick?
607
00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:21,421
Shit, first thing I'm a do, man,
608
00:31:21,479 --> 00:31:24,551
I'm a get me a motherfucking
'58 Chevy Impala, nigga.
609
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:27,825
Put some bang in that bitch
throw some "D"s on that ho
610
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,628
You know, get it ready for the summer
You know what I'm saying?
611
00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,292
- I feel you, nigga
- Yeah yeah.
612
00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:34,394
Shit, after that though
I'll have to get me a spot
613
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:36,530
You know,
somewhere outside of the hood
614
00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:40,167
where I don't have to worry about
catching a stray bullet in my sleep
615
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,507
Nigga, I definitely feel you
on that shit, nigga.
616
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,070
- Shit.
- What about you, man?
617
00:31:45,136 --> 00:31:46,547
- What you gonna do?
618
00:31:46,604 --> 00:31:49,380
I might take Shante
on a trip to Jamaica
619
00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:53,751
Probably sit on the beach
or some shit, chill out.
620
00:31:53,811 --> 00:31:56,382
- With a fat blunt of course
- Mm-hmm.
621
00:31:56,447 --> 00:31:59,917
Me sittin' there smoking a good one
and have her run into the water,
622
00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:02,828
with a nice pretty thong
623
00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:06,164
where I don't see nothing
but her ass just jiggling.
624
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,060
And then, shit
625
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:10,936
I gotta buy something
for the kids,
626
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:13,771
so I'll probably take all them
motherfuckers out to the toy store
627
00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:17,040
and just let them ball till they fall
you know what I'm saying?
628
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:20,344
But I'm definitely moving out
of the motherfucking hood.
629
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:23,875
- Hell yeah.
- Shit, but I been thinking
630
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,218
I don't really know
where the fuck to go
631
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,018
- What do you mean?
- Shit, I mean
632
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:30,559
I don't want to be around
no white folks and shit.
633
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,721
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't trying to live by none of them
634
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,560
Yeah, I know
635
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,930
I wonder is there a spot
for people like us,
636
00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:40,265
like rich broke niggas.
You know what I'm saying?
637
00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:43,670
Niggas that made a little money
made their way up out the hood
638
00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:47,904
You know, I don't know.
There's gotta be somewhere
639
00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:51,543
Baa,
640
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:53,775
I'm about to crash, man
It's been a long day.
641
00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,476
Holla at you
642
00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,747
All right, cool.
You got some lotion?
643
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,255
No no,
I ain't got no lotion
644
00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,291
Give me that Off.
It'll work the same
645
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:06,227
Off?
You meaning Jack-Off?
646
00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:09,697
- Don't judge me.
- Man, you a nasty motherfucker
647
00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:15,263
- Shoot that way.
- Don't be in my way
648
00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:28,550
- Uh-oh.
- What's up, man?
649
00:33:28,606 --> 00:33:30,677
I gotta boo-boo
650
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,813
Can you hold it till the blunt?
651
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:36,324
No, man, my-- my stomach
is beefin' with my asshole.
652
00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:38,554
And I think my stomach
winning this beef.
653
00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:41,563
- Hurry up, man.
- Hold this for me, man
654
00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:42,927
I gotta go boo-boo
655
00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:01,880
Damn, when did I eat almonds?
656
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,384
Uh-oh, that ain't it
657
00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:06,953
Shit
658
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,790
Can't use that shit.
659
00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:14,227
Don't know what you gonna
wipe your ass with.
660
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:23,429
Whoo!
661
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:26,100
'Bout time, man. Shit, I was
about to leave without you.
662
00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:29,577
Hey, boy, don't go in that
west wing of the forest.
663
00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,910
I shut it down
664
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,185
I'm just living, man.
All these daggone--
665
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,083
Man, take this, man
666
00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:39,746
This heavier than a motherfucker
667
00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:42,189
Oh, you ain't say nothing
so what am I supposed to do?
668
00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:46,855
Say, man, you smell something?
669
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,522
Hey, man, stop playing with me
670
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,497
I wiped my ass good
with that furry rabbit.
671
00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:53,399
- What, nigga?
- Nothin', never mind
672
00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,131
- These trees are--
- No, but for real, man
673
00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:57,002
I smell something
Man, that's weed.
674
00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:59,735
That smell like some fire too
675
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,777
That shit's some killer, nigga!
676
00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,938
- Oh shit!
- Whoo.
677
00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:05,571
But where it's coming from?
678
00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,411
- Thattaway.
- Find it, Earl
679
00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:09,315
Get it, Earl.
There you go
680
00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:10,909
That's my dawg
Get it, Earl.
681
00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:13,251
Rover'll find that motherfucker
Get it, Rover!
682
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:14,847
Yes, you got it!
683
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,550
Rover, find it
684
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,093
Thatta boy.
That's my dawg
685
00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:19,787
Oh my God
686
00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:25,132
- We found it.
- Chronidocia
687
00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:26,759
WEE
688
00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:30,601
We shall call it Chronidocia
689
00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:32,732
Yeah
690
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:36,040
Oh shit!
Chronidocia, bitch!
691
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,512
Whoo-hoo!
Oh my God
692
00:35:38,569 --> 00:35:40,708
Oh my God
oh my God
693
00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:42,876
Oh my God, oh my God
694
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,442
Oh my-- oh my God
695
00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:46,318
Oh my God.
Oh, I can't touch it
696
00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:48,015
Oh my Lord,
it's so beautiful
697
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:50,389
Oh my Lord.
Oh my-- oh, I want to--
698
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,765
Well, boys,
699
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,734
looks like we've got ourselves
some pot farmers.
700
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:05,267
Well, let's get 'em!
Yeehaw!
701
00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:08,504
Yeah
702
00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:10,204
Time to roll up
something, man
703
00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:12,248
Smoke something
704
00:36:12,303 --> 00:36:14,408
Grab a drank
705
00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:15,746
Grab something to smoke on
706
00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:17,046
Yeah, babe, it's about that time
707
00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:18,610
We get high
708
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:24,787
We get high
709
00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:30,725
We get high
710
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:36,300
We get high
711
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,727
Yo, how much is that?
712
00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:38,570
Yo, how much is that?
713
00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:42,099
Man, I don't think I had
no weed like this ever in my life
714
00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,907
Man, this is some good shit, man
715
00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:45,879
No shit. We done
came up on a lick, man
716
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:48,247
I'm telling you. But I'm hungrier
than a motherfucker.
717
00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:51,048
I wish they had a Busy Bee's
around this motherfucker.
718
00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:53,281
I feel like eating
some catfish or something?
719
00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:56,621
I'm a fuck you up
with this one though, Ray
720
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,958
Adam fucked Eve raw
721
00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:06,133
- That's some deep shit
- I know it is, boy!
722
00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,833
Man, we gonna be on top,
nigga, when come back to--
723
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,874
Hold it, you hear that?
724
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:16,936
- Nigga, you tripping
- No-- okay.
725
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:22,884
Man, I might go ahead and give
myself to God after this, man.
726
00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:25,784
Man, you know what? I was gonna
tell you something too, man.
727
00:37:25,843 --> 00:37:28,050
You hold on to the weed too long
728
00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:30,058
Freeze!
729
00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:32,060
Are we high?
730
00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:34,062
Tell me your name, boy
731
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:36,564
Man, I ain't saying nothing
until I talk to my lawyer.
732
00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:40,034
Ain't no Minister Farrakhan
gonna help you here, boy.
733
00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:45,640
Now my daddy's the judge
in the only courthouse for 200 miles,
734
00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:48,836
so I suggest you
show me some respect!
735
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:51,743
Man, I ain't saying nothing
until I talk to my lawyer.
736
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:54,305
Damn!
I hate that
737
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,844
Now you lookie here, Earl
738
00:37:57,908 --> 00:38:00,889
You're looking
at a whole mess of jail time
739
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:05,951
And let me tell you,
those big hairy redneck convicts
740
00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:09,726
sure ain't gonna go light
on your little black butthole
741
00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,495
Unless of course
they take a shine to you
742
00:38:12,556 --> 00:38:14,729
and they tell you that
you have a purty mouth
743
00:38:32,276 --> 00:38:34,222
We call it "Deliverance 2
744
00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:36,849
- The Dark Side
- No no no.
745
00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:40,562
So tell me who you're with
746
00:38:40,618 --> 00:38:43,497
The Gatsfields or the McRoys?
747
00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:46,363
WEE
748
00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:48,404
Don't play dumb with me, stupid
749
00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:51,868
I'm telling you,
we have been watching
750
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:55,172
the McCoys and Gatsfields
for more than two years now
751
00:38:55,232 --> 00:38:58,873
Neither one of these clowns
would have anything to do with them
752
00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:01,883
Well, then who the hell are they?
753
00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:04,442
Don't know.
Mutt and Jeff
754
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:06,579
Frick and Frack,
Fucking Kid 'n Play
755
00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:08,555
Who gives a shit?
Let 'em go.
756
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,986
Come on, Earl. Suck it up.
Tell me whose pot farm it is
757
00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:18,626
Yeah yeah!
758
00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,464
Hey hey hey,
you're free to go now
759
00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,594
- Come on.
- What what?
760
00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:23,639
Let him go!
You got the wrong guy
761
00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,799
No no no, but he just confessed
762
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,843
Yeah, you scared him
half to damn death, man
763
00:39:27,898 --> 00:39:29,878
- Hey, my man, get outta here. Go go!
- Huh?
764
00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:31,845
Stop slobbering
and get your ass up outta here
765
00:39:31,902 --> 00:39:33,973
-Me?
-Bye-bye.
766
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:35,984
You sure?
767
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,522
I can go.
Okay, I can go
768
00:39:45,082 --> 00:39:46,356
- Pussy!
- Hey!
769
00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,658
What are you doing, man?
Let me tell you something:
770
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,255
you are wasting our time, all right?
771
00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:52,096
And you're bringing
too much attention to this investigation
772
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:53,829
with your hillbilly style of cop work
773
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,666
Lemme-- lemme tell
you something, my man,
774
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,706
this is how this is
gonna go down, okay?
775
00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,742
You gonna leave
the drug bust to us,
776
00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:03,335
while you stick
to writing traffic tickets
777
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,007
and breaking up domestic
disputes, you understand?
778
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,311
- That's a pretty good accent
- Thank you.
779
00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:10,648
Yam
780
00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:12,813
- Yes.
- Good
781
00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:22,328
Feds
782
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,591
Look at Tony!
There's Tony.
783
00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:27,692
Hell no
784
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,533
Told y'all we was innocent!
785
00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:31,300
- Yeah, nigga.
- God damn it
786
00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:33,899
It's just like the white male
trying to keep a brother down
787
00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:35,671
Oh yeah, and I forgot to tell y'all
788
00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,610
Minister Farrakhan said what's up
789
00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:39,614
Alaikum assalam
790
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,715
Sign there
791
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:47,984
- Where my EBT card at?
- Hey, wait a minute.
792
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:50,548
- Where are my keys, man?
- You mean these?
793
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:53,993
Damn, did I forget to tell you?
No, you ain't getting 'em back.
794
00:40:54,051 --> 00:40:56,793
What the fuck you mean
you ain't give me my keys, man?
795
00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:59,698
Apparently you got expired tags
so we had to impound it.
796
00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:01,703
- My car?!
- That's my car
797
00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:04,069
- Oh.
- Now you boys are resourceful
798
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:07,701
I'm sure you'll have a long refreshing
walk all the way back to Compton.
799
00:41:10,534 --> 00:41:13,447
Unless of course you want to stay.
We're gonna do some shooting later
800
00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:15,313
No, we're good, we're good
Let's go, let's go.
801
00:41:15,372 --> 00:41:17,875
Just gonna shoot
some cans is all. Jamai-cans,
802
00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:20,786
Mexi-cans, Puerto Ri-cans
803
00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:22,825
Afri-cans.
804
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,793
- Now what the hell we supposed to do?
- Shit, I don't know, man.
805
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,557
Shit, who the fuck can we call?
806
00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:31,156
Now with no car, no money
and no way to get home,
807
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,429
I had them just where
I wanted them.
808
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,802
It was time to put
my plan in motion
809
00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:39,068
Shit, I don't know
810
00:41:39,129 --> 00:41:41,075
Hold up!
811
00:41:41,131 --> 00:41:42,542
Sanchez
812
00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:47,643
Fellas, back so soon?
813
00:41:47,705 --> 00:41:50,015
Yeah, man, we're in
a real fucking bind now, man
814
00:41:50,074 --> 00:41:52,315
They done fuck around
and pop me for my shit
815
00:41:52,376 --> 00:41:55,220
- and they took his car.
- We barely got any money left, man,
816
00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:57,555
- and no way home now.
- Man, what the fuck we gonna do?
817
00:41:57,615 --> 00:42:00,323
I've already made preparations
for you guys to crash at my crib
818
00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:02,330
- I knew you'd be back
- Your crib?
819
00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:05,629
We ain't about to stay in your crib!
You see how this shit look?
820
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,532
You got Christmas tree lights
around this bitch.
821
00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:08,797
I know your house look even worse
822
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:11,533
Baum
- motherfucker?
823
00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:22,277
Sanchez,
824
00:42:22,339 --> 00:42:25,786
you, my friend, is living
hillbilly fabulous around this bitch
825
00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:29,052
Hell yeah. Why you didn't tell us
you had shit like this?
826
00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:32,890
Oh, you thought when I said
I was stuck here, it was all bad
827
00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:37,126
Hell no. Come on,
I want to show you something
828
00:42:37,187 --> 00:42:39,758
Right over here
829
00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:43,967
You living lovely, Sanchez.
830
00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:45,939
Hey, why don't you
tell us what it is, shorty?
831
00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:49,205
Yeah, put me on some of this thing
you got going on around here.
832
00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:50,768
- Yeah.
- Fuck with me
833
00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:52,871
I don't know about that,
but check this out.
834
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:59,287
- Shat.
- Oh my God
835
00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:01,949
Oh shit
836
00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:05,050
Hush, mamacita
Oh shit, oh shit.
837
00:43:05,115 --> 00:43:06,355
Can-- can I go-- in?
838
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,920
Yeah, go right ahead
and grab a bud to smoke
839
00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:10,966
Oh Lord Jesus
840
00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:16,463
You see, this is what I do
841
00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:18,234
What, smoke weed?
842
00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:23,338
No, I cultivate it
843
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,971
I know what climate it likes
844
00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:28,573
what's the best
source of nourishment?
845
00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:31,381
I know how it grows
I know how it thinks.
846
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:35,618
I know how it feels.
I am one with the sativa plant
847
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:41,162
And most importantly I know
when it's time to harvest.
848
00:43:41,218 --> 00:43:44,392
Right, well, I'm trying to
harvest this weed into a blunt
849
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,731
Or a zigzag or something
850
00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,997
Right over there in the box
851
00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:51,232
Appreciate it, folk
852
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:55,072
So that's what I do. I teach
these hillbillies how to grow weed
853
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,805
and they pay me well for it
854
00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:58,676
Why don't you just start
your own crop?
855
00:43:58,736 --> 00:44:00,238
Oh, no way
856
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:03,979
This mountain is
basically controlled by two families
857
00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:07,887
Two families
of inbred, backwood
858
00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:09,822
animalistic hillbillies
859
00:44:14,118 --> 00:44:17,429
the Gatsfields...
860
00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:20,725
and the McRoys
861
00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:24,595
My crop came up
a few pounds short again!
862
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,302
I know your sons had
something to do with it!
863
00:44:27,364 --> 00:44:31,176
I got my own crop!
I ain't had nothing to do with that
864
00:44:40,878 --> 00:44:43,358
- Shit.
- These two families have been feuding
865
00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:45,894
for years-- decades
866
00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:48,930
First it was moonshine
and now it's chronic.
867
00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:52,058
You got me fucked up. I ain't
going up there with them crackers
868
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:57,472
See, I told you from the get-go we
should have just started rapping, man
869
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,371
Man, what the fuck
you talking about, man?
870
00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:01,967
It was your whole stupid-ass
idea in the first place, man.
871
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:05,536
Until I seen all that camping shit.
I knew this was some fucked shit then
872
00:45:05,602 --> 00:45:07,582
It's too late now,
Captain Dipshit.
873
00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:10,551
All right, come on, pendejos,
stop it, all right? Listen,
874
00:45:10,607 --> 00:45:13,816
I got a foolproof plan
to pull it off.
875
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:16,551
That mean you gonna roll
with us then, right?
876
00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:20,288
- No, I can't
- Why not?
877
00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:22,023
I've been banished from up there
878
00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:24,088
Why is that?
879
00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:26,498
It's a long story,
but I tell you what
880
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:28,969
I'm gonna send you up there
to meet somebody that I know
881
00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:32,769
Her name is Marie.
She's Jim Gatsfield's only daughter
882
00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:35,777
She works at the only bar up there--
883
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,608
The Last Call
884
00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:47,254
Oh yeah
885
00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:53,823
Hey, what's happening?
How you doing?
886
00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:55,864
- I'm fine.
- Yes, you are
887
00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,729
I'm Little Earl.
This is my player partner
888
00:45:58,789 --> 00:46:01,269
- Ray Ray.
- I'm Marie.
889
00:46:01,325 --> 00:46:03,327
Can I get y'all
something to drink?
890
00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:07,341
Yeah, can we get two cognacs
and a chaser on the side?
891
00:46:07,397 --> 00:46:10,378
- Hold the chaser.
- Coming right up
892
00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:13,881
- She's fine.
- What brings you around these parts?
893
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:17,316
Well, Sanchez sent us
up here, you know,
894
00:46:17,374 --> 00:46:20,514
- to holla at you
- Sanchez?
895
00:46:20,577 --> 00:46:23,114
What would he send you
up here for?
896
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,251
To get some of them trees.
897
00:46:25,315 --> 00:46:27,955
- The what?
- The crops, lady, the crops
898
00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:35,370
How about some drinks, sweetass?
899
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,371
The hell you boys doing in here?
900
00:46:38,428 --> 00:46:40,931
You know you ain't welcome
in Gatsfield's bar.
901
00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:44,104
Me and my brother was sitting up
on the hill drinking whiskey,
902
00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:47,741
when we decided tonight was the night we
was gonna get a piece of that sweet ass.
903
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:51,582
The only thing y'all gonna get
is a hole in your head.
904
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:56,189
I get it.
You're only into dark meat
905
00:46:57,514 --> 00:46:59,323
Oh, I got your stuffin', baby
906
00:46:59,383 --> 00:47:01,192
What about you stuff
some Febreze in your mouth?
907
00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:03,492
You talk pretty bold for a nigger
908
00:47:03,554 --> 00:47:06,160
Did you just call me a nigger?
What the-- whoa, shit, he's strong
909
00:47:06,223 --> 00:47:08,396
But not you
910
00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:10,904
Punk, you hit me?
I'm not talking about mine, huh?
911
00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:13,737
- Ooooh.
- Fuckboy!
912
00:47:13,797 --> 00:47:16,710
- You gonna get yours!
- You just got yours, pussy!
913
00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:18,576
FuckboY!
914
00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:24,878
Y'all all right?
915
00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:31,058
I want to thank y'all for saving me
916
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:36,157
Here you go
917
00:47:38,488 --> 00:47:41,799
What the fuck
is going on in here?
918
00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,232
Where'd y'all get
them guns from-- T.l.?
919
00:47:47,297 --> 00:47:50,039
Are you motherfuckers
920
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:53,104
trying to put your
ginormous-sized penises
921
00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:55,081
into our sweet Marie?
922
00:47:55,138 --> 00:47:57,778
- She's a virgin, you know
- No, she ain't.
923
00:47:57,841 --> 00:48:00,082
How do you know?
924
00:48:00,143 --> 00:48:02,521
It was the crop
Just so sweet.
925
00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:04,889
You fucking maggots were
trying to touch my sister
926
00:48:04,948 --> 00:48:06,894
in places that family's
only supposed to?
927
00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:09,430
- What?
- I say we take these two pieces of shit
928
00:48:09,486 --> 00:48:12,467
- outside right now!
- Yeah, and then dump their sorry asses
929
00:48:12,522 --> 00:48:14,468
down there by the river
930
00:48:14,524 --> 00:48:17,004
- Sounds like a plan.
- No, y'all, they helped me
931
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:19,438
The McRoy boys was here.
That's why I flipped the alarm
932
00:48:19,496 --> 00:48:21,999
And these two
ran 'em up on outta here
933
00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:24,978
Are you shitting me?
These two?
934
00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:26,708
- Yeah.
- I swung first
935
00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:28,943
Beat the crap outta them,
had them running outta here
936
00:48:29,006 --> 00:48:30,644
- like a couple of sissies
- "G" shit.
937
00:48:30,707 --> 00:48:33,551
Well, dip my balls
in sweet cream and squat me
938
00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:35,954
- in a kitchen full of kittens
- You're such a poet.
939
00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:38,857
Anybody that fucks
with them McRoys
940
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,419
- are friends of ours
- Absolutely!
941
00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:44,466
- You boys come over for dinner tonight
- Aw, but, Paw,
942
00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:47,627
I wanted to kill them.
I never get to kill nobody
943
00:48:47,691 --> 00:48:49,796
In time, son. In due time
944
00:48:58,902 --> 00:49:00,245
This barbecue's banging, man
945
00:49:00,304 --> 00:49:01,840
- What kind of meat is this?
- Raccoon.
946
00:49:03,473 --> 00:49:05,612
Told ya
947
00:49:05,676 --> 00:49:07,519
Told ya not to eat it.
948
00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:11,616
Say, Earl, why don't you give us
a song from back home?
949
00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:14,629
No, I couldn't play like that
950
00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:16,926
- Y'all ain't ready for me.
- Hey! My old lady wants you
951
00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:20,901
to sing a song, sing a song.
And it better not be Hank Williams
952
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:24,337
Some songs are
sacrimonius around here
953
00:49:25,762 --> 00:49:28,675
- Spell sacrimonius
- N-l-G-G--
954
00:49:28,732 --> 00:49:30,803
All right, all right, all right
955
00:49:30,867 --> 00:49:32,073
All right
956
00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:36,783
Yeah, pluck them
goddamn strings on that guitar
957
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,979
Let me show you how to get down
958
00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:43,254
Oh, I got one right here
Turn me up.
959
00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:49,797
I stay smoking kush,
she look like Reggie Bush
960
00:49:49,853 --> 00:49:51,389
Y'all look
like some slackers
961
00:49:51,455 --> 00:49:53,401
Oops, I meant some crackers--
962
00:49:53,457 --> 00:49:56,666
Crackers?! You want some crackers,
go up in the house.
963
00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:59,264
- They're in the pantry.
- Behind the moonshine
964
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:01,969
Shit, that ain't nothing.
I can do better than that
965
00:50:02,032 --> 00:50:05,172
J.R., pluck them strings
you always pluck for me
966
00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:07,442
June Bug, bust a beat
967
00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:10,542
Yo, I chose this life,
this life chose me
968
00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:14,815
I didn't choose this life,
this life chose me
969
00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:17,688
I'm a hick from the sticks,
bitch, don't sneak
970
00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:19,921
I puff a lot of pot,
I drink a lot of booze
971
00:50:19,983 --> 00:50:22,429
Rhyme against me,
I guarantee you'll lose
972
00:50:22,486 --> 00:50:24,727
Don't get me pissed,
tryin' to dis my folks
973
00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:28,201
Next time you try and rap,
wrap you lips around this and choke
974
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,899
That's my son!
Came from my nut
975
00:50:33,964 --> 00:50:36,205
I can tell
976
00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:42,746
So what is it like growing up
here in these mountains?
977
00:50:42,806 --> 00:50:45,218
Well
978
00:50:45,275 --> 00:50:47,118
it's all right, I guess
979
00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:50,215
I much rather would've grown up
somewhere like Atlanta.
980
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,260
- Hmm, yeah
- Yeah.
981
00:50:52,315 --> 00:50:54,226
Tell me what it's like there
982
00:50:54,284 --> 00:50:57,390
I always wanted to know what
it's like to grow up in the city.
983
00:50:57,454 --> 00:51:00,162
I mean,
I grew up there all my life
984
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:03,636
It's cool I guess,
but it's funny though
985
00:51:03,693 --> 00:51:07,698
When I came out here, I was
just dying to get away from the hood
986
00:51:07,764 --> 00:51:09,801
- From what?
- The hood.
987
00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:11,812
- The city.
- Oh, sorry
988
00:51:14,037 --> 00:51:16,916
No, but like I was saying,
I was just dying to get away
989
00:51:16,973 --> 00:51:18,884
But now that we're here,
990
00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:22,048
I kinda miss it, you know what
I'm saying? Just the little things
991
00:51:22,112 --> 00:51:24,752
The liquor stores, the people,
992
00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:27,591
- the food.
- You didn't like raccoon?
993
00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:29,790
No.
Huh-uh
994
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,325
So
995
00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:35,427
what brought y'all
around these parts?
996
00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:37,768
Sanchez sent us over here
to get some crops.
997
00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:39,671
- We gonna--
- Oh, shh!
998
00:51:41,698 --> 00:51:43,644
You trying to get yourself killed?
999
00:51:49,406 --> 00:51:52,353
Say, Earl,
you want to smoke some?
1000
00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:55,219
Did LeBron mama get fucked?
1001
00:51:57,247 --> 00:51:58,692
Try that shit out
1002
00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:00,989
You ain't said nothing
but a word, man.
1003
00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:04,465
He's gonna fucking do it
1004
00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:09,092
The fuck you sniggling for?!
1005
00:52:09,159 --> 00:52:11,332
That's fucking
crystal meth, dude
1006
00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:13,340
You retard !
1007
00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:36,496
So y'all are here
to snatch some crop?
1008
00:52:36,553 --> 00:52:39,033
Yeah, Sanchez sent us
up here to holla at you about
1009
00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:41,626
snatching up some crops,
so we try and come up.
1010
00:52:41,691 --> 00:52:44,171
You know that'll get you
killed around these parts?
1011
00:52:44,227 --> 00:52:47,231
Pfft, killed?
Niggas face death every day
1012
00:52:47,297 --> 00:52:49,607
living in the hood
1013
00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,771
Well, you're a brave man
1014
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,906
I'm just trying to make a credit
1015
00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:56,974
Make what?
1016
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,680
Never mind.
So what's up with the crops?
1017
00:52:59,743 --> 00:53:02,781
Mmm, you sure that's all
you wanna talk about?
1018
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,326
Business first, you know
1019
00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:07,794
- Maybe a little pleasure later
- Mmm.
1020
00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:09,853
Well, how about a little of both?
1021
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,992
- Mmm, well...
- Marie!
1022
00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:15,662
- Yeah?
- Time to come in
1023
00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:18,365
Look, you want
to finish this later?
1024
00:53:18,428 --> 00:53:20,601
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
- Yeah, later.
1025
00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:23,440
Marie!
1026
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:26,003
Here I come
1027
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:29,047
I'll holla at you in a little bit
1028
00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:32,253
Where do I... sleep
1029
00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:34,220
Mann
1030
00:53:40,016 --> 00:53:42,519
Don't put that thumb in my ass
1031
00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:02,912
Where are they going?
1032
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:05,249
Oh, they're all going on
to work on the crops.
1033
00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:07,922
- Earl.
- It's a curable disease
1034
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:10,185
- Oh, come on, Earl, get up.
- It's a curable disease, baby
1035
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,487
Get up!
They're going to get the crops
1036
00:54:11,548 --> 00:54:12,959
- Who?
- Let's go, man. Come on
1037
00:54:13,016 --> 00:54:15,257
Don't forget your lunch
1038
00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:18,299
Oh, you flirt.
You old flirt!
1039
00:54:18,355 --> 00:54:21,097
There you go
1040
00:54:21,157 --> 00:54:23,660
- Scoot!
- Don't look at my booty
1041
00:54:23,727 --> 00:54:25,468
How can I help it?
1042
00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:33,939
- We got a big day ahead of us, bro
- It's just weed, man.
1043
00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:35,483
Yeah
1044
00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:41,516
Yeah, let's go
1045
00:54:41,578 --> 00:54:43,251
- Let's roll, buddy
- You're strong.
1046
00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:45,520
- Aw, no, shit.
- What's up, baby? You good?
1047
00:54:45,582 --> 00:54:48,188
Everybody that voted
for Barack Obama?
1048
00:54:48,251 --> 00:54:50,094
Get outta my truck.
That means you two
1049
00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:51,962
- We got work to do
- I can't vote.
1050
00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:54,502
We don't mind working, though
We can work all day.
1051
00:54:54,557 --> 00:54:57,834
- I like to earn my keep
- Paw said you can't go
1052
00:54:57,894 --> 00:55:00,340
So I suggest you two get
the fuck outta this truck
1053
00:55:00,397 --> 00:55:02,877
before I skin one of you
city motherfuckers.
1054
00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:04,969
- I do not need a haircut
- All right, damn, man.
1055
00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:06,105
All right, all right
1056
00:55:06,169 --> 00:55:07,671
I know when we're not wanted
1057
00:55:07,737 --> 00:55:09,341
- Let's roll.
- Yeah, I can tell when we ain't wanted
1058
00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:12,148
It's a damn shame. Okay
1059
00:55:12,208 --> 00:55:13,687
Yeehaw
1060
00:55:22,218 --> 00:55:24,596
- Fucking bite me!
- Oh, Lord!
1061
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:26,827
Why he do that?
1062
00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:29,632
His daddy must be
running up in here.
1063
00:55:31,261 --> 00:55:33,070
Man, this really sucks
1064
00:55:33,129 --> 00:55:36,042
We ain't got no weed,
we ain't got no money
1065
00:55:36,099 --> 00:55:38,375
And on top of that,
I had to see this white man's ass
1066
00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:40,073
that look like
an empty eye socket
1067
00:55:40,136 --> 00:55:42,548
I'm gone.
Man, I'm tired of this
1068
00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:45,211
- Where-- where you going?
- I gotta go boo-boo.
1069
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:53,460
Now what the fuck are we gonna do?
1070
00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:57,426
Hey, come on
1071
00:55:57,487 --> 00:55:59,398
Game
1072
00:56:03,159 --> 00:56:05,332
The hell this fool go?
1073
00:56:05,395 --> 00:56:08,205
Hey! You left me
1074
00:56:09,799 --> 00:56:12,507
Yodelayheehoo-hoo.
1075
00:56:12,569 --> 00:56:15,573
Hi there, sexy
1076
00:56:15,638 --> 00:56:18,448
Tell me, what would you do
1077
00:56:18,508 --> 00:56:20,579
for some of this?
1078
00:56:22,512 --> 00:56:24,253
- Hmm?
- Unfortunately anything
1079
00:56:24,314 --> 00:56:27,022
Oh, that's kinda what I thought
1080
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:30,826
Won't you follow Ma?
Come on now.
1081
00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:33,629
Don't be shy
Come on.
1082
00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:35,692
- I wish I was shy
- Whoo!
1083
00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:37,397
Oooh!
1084
00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:40,766
- Hey, where are we going?
- You'll see.
1085
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:44,738
Mam
1086
00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:47,281
all timid and shy
1087
00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:51,479
You're just a little
cute little baby is what you are
1088
00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:54,647
- Don't you want to smoke?
- Yes, now. Can I do it right now?
1089
00:56:54,711 --> 00:56:56,349
- Huh-uh-uh.
- I need it right now
1090
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:58,757
No no no.
No love, no bud
1091
00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:00,817
Can we get this over with?
1092
00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:04,627
That's just what Paw said
on our wedding night, you poet
1093
00:57:04,687 --> 00:57:08,567
Come on now.
Slip them panties off
1094
00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:10,901
I'm so stupid!
1095
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,997
These are not panties neither
1096
00:57:13,062 --> 00:57:14,735
- Oh really?
- These are briefs!
1097
00:57:14,798 --> 00:57:17,438
Oh my goodness,
now you're all the man, aren't you?
1098
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:20,538
Oh my! Look, I was right
You are packing.
1099
00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:23,607
I'm gonna have to take
my teeth out for this.
1100
00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:25,778
Teeth?
1101
00:57:28,178 --> 00:57:29,748
Ahh-- Oh
1102
00:57:29,813 --> 00:57:31,486
Oh-- oh my God
1103
00:57:31,548 --> 00:57:32,993
Oh-
1104
00:57:33,049 --> 00:57:35,188
This weed--
1105
00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:37,197
this weed right here
is the bomb, man.
1106
00:57:37,253 --> 00:57:40,257
- Your pops grow this shit right here?
- Mm-hmm.
1107
00:57:40,323 --> 00:57:43,031
Yeah, I got it out
of a secret stash.
1108
00:57:43,092 --> 00:57:46,369
Secret stash?
All the weed they growing up there,
1109
00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:48,409
why they don't just give you some?
1110
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:51,344
Give"?
1111
00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:55,213
No, sugar.
They don't give me anything
1112
00:57:55,271 --> 00:57:57,877
Shit.
Thank you
1113
00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:00,649
The only time they
pay attention to me
1114
00:58:00,710 --> 00:58:03,247
is when the McRoy boys
are bothering me
1115
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,759
or if they want me to sleep
in the bed with them
1116
00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:07,886
so they can grope
all over me and shit
1117
00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:10,932
- Your father too?
- My father, my mother, my brothers,
1118
00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:13,194
the uncles, cousins--
all of them, shit.
1119
00:58:13,256 --> 00:58:15,327
- That's how family does
- That's fucked up.
1120
00:58:15,391 --> 00:58:16,961
- Pilot?
- Yes.
1121
00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:19,768
All right, we want to make sure
we fly nice and low. Make sure we get
1122
00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:21,968
- the faces of these bastards
- Roger.
1123
00:58:34,744 --> 00:58:37,054
Looks pretty good
1124
00:58:37,113 --> 00:58:40,287
Think I'll leave it
out here another week or so
1125
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:52,035
All right,
get ready, get ready
1126
00:59:00,436 --> 00:59:02,347
You see that sumbitch
taking pictures?
1127
00:59:02,405 --> 00:59:04,043
Who was it?
1128
00:59:04,107 --> 00:59:05,552
I don't know
1129
00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:08,646
So we gotta harvest this
sooner than I thought.
1130
00:59:16,586 --> 00:59:19,157
Now you know you was wrong
for having me in that boat today
1131
00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:21,133
- Ah, you all right.
- You know black folks
1132
00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:22,498
and water don't get along too good
1133
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,402
What if I could've drown?
1134
00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:26,997
Oh, I guess I would have had
to give you mouth-to-mouth.
1135
00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:28,770
Oh shit,
you can do that anyway
1136
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:34,413
Maybe we should hurry up and get back
before my dad and them get home.
1137
00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:36,780
- Shit, let's do it
- All right.
1138
00:59:44,814 --> 00:59:47,624
- Oh yeah yeah
- Mmm...
1139
00:59:52,121 --> 00:59:54,829
What? What's up, fellas?
Hey, what's happening?
1140
00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:57,667
You took a wrong fucking
turn somewhere, buddy.
1141
00:59:57,727 --> 01:00:00,401
Uh well, we just took
a cruise in a boat.
1142
01:00:00,463 --> 01:00:02,704
And we was headed
back up the hill
1143
01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:04,711
and we about
to bounce right now
1144
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:07,577
- No, you ain't going nowhere
- Hey look, y'all,
1145
01:00:07,637 --> 01:00:10,982
- we're Gatsfields.
- I don't give a pig's ass who you are
1146
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,044
Strip
1147
01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:18,850
Hey, pump your brakes there,
Girls Gone Wild.
1148
01:00:18,915 --> 01:00:20,622
Just him
1149
01:00:20,683 --> 01:00:23,493
- Oh no no no, hell no
- Strip!
1150
01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:26,363
Man, okay, wait a minute, man
Damn, hold up, hold up.
1151
01:00:28,324 --> 01:00:29,860
I can't believe this shit, man
1152
01:00:29,926 --> 01:00:31,963
What y'all gonna do, man?
1153
01:00:32,028 --> 01:00:33,769
We're gonna fuck you
1154
01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:36,106
and make your little
girlfriend here watch
1155
01:00:36,165 --> 01:00:39,476
Yeah, I'll make you squeal like a pig!
1156
01:00:39,535 --> 01:00:41,811
Oh no, wait a minute, man
Hold up. One thing.
1157
01:00:41,871 --> 01:00:44,181
One thing before you do that, man,
let me just do one thing.
1158
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:47,119
Let me hit this one time
and you can do whatever, man
1159
01:00:47,176 --> 01:00:49,486
Just one time.
Just let me hit this
1160
01:01:34,390 --> 01:01:36,666
They ain't shit.
Alls I need is some weed
1161
01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:40,697
I'll show them motherfuckers
my "Blunted Master" technique
1162
01:01:42,331 --> 01:01:44,277
I 9011 you
1163
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:48,179
Fuck me?
No, fuck y'all
1164
01:01:52,475 --> 01:01:55,319
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.
1165
01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:59,215
Hey, where the hell you been?!
1166
01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:00,852
Come on, man
Chill out, man.
1167
01:02:00,917 --> 01:02:02,590
You're carrying
around picnic baskets
1168
01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:04,359
Old sucker for lunch--
got you sprung.
1169
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:06,263
- Oh man, chill out, man
- Oh, my ass.
1170
01:02:06,322 --> 01:02:08,893
Come on, man.
I'm out there with bugs and shit
1171
01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:11,438
- Man, what's happening?
- Man, whatever.
1172
01:02:11,494 --> 01:02:13,804
Marie, where the hell
is the goddamn weed at?
1173
01:02:13,863 --> 01:02:15,240
Shh.
Hey, chill out, man
1174
01:02:15,298 --> 01:02:17,744
I got this under control.
You know what I'm saying?
1175
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,245
We leaving tonight
1176
01:02:19,302 --> 01:02:21,714
And Marie-
she going with us
1177
01:02:21,771 --> 01:02:24,377
We ain't going nowhere
with this basic-ass hill rat.
1178
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,750
- No?
- She look regular as hell in the city
1179
01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:29,790
Well, I know where all
the booby traps are, so fuck your face
1180
01:02:29,846 --> 01:02:31,621
- Fuck your face!
- Fuck your face!
1181
01:02:31,681 --> 01:02:33,251
- Fuck your face!
- Fuck your mother's face!
1182
01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:34,989
Fuck your face,
waffle-house, teeth-ass bitch!
1183
01:02:35,051 --> 01:02:37,725
Fuck your damn face. Fuck your
goatee and your big eyebrows
1184
01:02:37,787 --> 01:02:39,858
- and fuck your little-ass neck!
- Chill out, chill out.
1185
01:02:39,922 --> 01:02:42,129
Look here, you gotta pick
either me or her. Make a choice
1186
01:02:42,191 --> 01:02:44,262
Oh, Earl,
1187
01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:46,432
I just wanted to thank you
1188
01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:49,340
for all that plumbing work
you did for me
1189
01:02:49,398 --> 01:02:51,002
this morning.
1190
01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:53,377
You really cleaned out my pipes
1191
01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:55,575
I'll step in any booby trap
you want me to. Let's go.
1192
01:02:55,638 --> 01:02:57,481
Let's go.
I'm ready to die
1193
01:03:27,203 --> 01:03:28,409
Watch out
1194
01:03:29,839 --> 01:03:33,309
- Who the fuck is this?
- They only guard it like this
1195
01:03:33,376 --> 01:03:37,119
- when it's a close call
- Close call like what?
1196
01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:40,161
Pot snatchers or the police
1197
01:03:41,384 --> 01:03:43,864
So they gonna shoot it out
with the fucking police?
1198
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,163
No, they got flamethrower things
1199
01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:48,759
at each corner of the crops
1200
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,634
- That's some smart-ass hillbillies
- Mm-hmm.
1201
01:03:50,693 --> 01:03:53,230
Man, I'm glad you're
so impressed with their criminality
1202
01:03:53,296 --> 01:03:55,572
But now how the fuck
we supposed to get this weed?
1203
01:03:55,631 --> 01:03:58,111
I guess we're gonna have to
come up with another plan.
1204
01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:03,377
Oh shit, come on
Come on, nigga.
1205
01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:10,283
See, Ray and Earl
or even I didn't realize
1206
01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:12,383
we had picked
the worst possible time
1207
01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:14,052
to make a move
1208
01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:17,359
The DEA agents were hot
on the Gatsfield's tail
1209
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:20,196
and preparing to make a bust
1210
01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:22,258
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
1211
01:04:22,325 --> 01:04:24,396
- and Deputy Dick
- Dan.
1212
01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:27,600
Whatever. We are gonna send
our ground troops
1213
01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:30,075
on the ground right here,
while simultaneously
1214
01:04:30,132 --> 01:04:32,840
choppers will be landing
here on the field.
1215
01:04:32,902 --> 01:04:34,973
- Okay?
- What day are we doing this?
1216
01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:37,039
Tomorrow
1217
01:04:37,106 --> 01:04:39,086
- Now--
- Tomorrow's bowling night
1218
01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:41,621
- Can we do it Thursday?
- Deputy Dan?
1219
01:04:41,677 --> 01:04:43,884
You're not stuck
on stupid, are you?
1220
01:04:43,946 --> 01:04:47,086
You're dangling on dummy
Shut the hell up.
1221
01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:49,561
Where the hell did you
find this guy?
1222
01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:51,394
Are we clear?
Any questions?
1223
01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:53,331
What's he mean by that?
1224
01:04:54,857 --> 01:04:56,359
All right, look, y'all
1225
01:04:56,425 --> 01:04:58,405
- we gonna come out right here
- Uh-huh.
1226
01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:01,670
Start here and we gonna come out
somewhere about right here.
1227
01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:05,042
And we gonna be off on the freeway
and then after that we home free.
1228
01:05:05,101 --> 01:05:06,205
- Cool.
- Okay?
1229
01:05:06,269 --> 01:05:07,646
- Yeah yeah
- Good.
1230
01:05:07,703 --> 01:05:10,479
That shit sound good,
but so did your other plan
1231
01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:12,985
that got fucked up.
1232
01:05:13,042 --> 01:05:16,251
Look,baby,
this here is foolproof
1233
01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:19,020
That's what your mouth say
I don't believe that shit.
1234
01:05:19,081 --> 01:05:21,288
Well, this is right
this time, I promise
1235
01:05:21,350 --> 01:05:23,660
- I know it for a fact.
- Hell, all your shit always-
1236
01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:25,596
Shut the hell up!
1237
01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:28,636
Get your girl, man. I ain't buying that
fucking shit. You know how I get.
1238
01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:30,398
- Carry your ass
- I slap bitches.
1239
01:05:30,459 --> 01:05:31,904
- Get him.
- Man, you better get your girl
1240
01:05:31,961 --> 01:05:33,099
before I Chris Brown her ass
1241
01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:35,369
Chill out, man.
Let's concentrate on the weed
1242
01:05:35,431 --> 01:05:38,810
Man, you concentrate on checking her,
man. I'm tired of all this shit.
1243
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,712
- She know what she doing.
- Fuck you and motherfuck you!
1244
01:06:05,194 --> 01:06:08,004
You know what?
I thought about it, I'm a chill
1245
01:06:08,064 --> 01:06:09,543
- That's cool
- I'm a chill.
1246
01:06:09,598 --> 01:06:10,702
Cool. All right now
1247
01:06:10,766 --> 01:06:12,803
I take my fuck back from you,
but still fuck you.
1248
01:06:12,868 --> 01:06:14,711
- When are we gonna do this?
- Tomorrow morning.
1249
01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:16,340
I heard my daddy and them
saying they was
1250
01:06:16,405 --> 01:06:18,407
harvesting the crops tomorrow morning
We're outta here.
1251
01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:19,976
Shit, tomorrow morning
it is then.
1252
01:06:20,042 --> 01:06:22,750
Yeah.
Uh-huh
1253
01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,291
Mm-hmm.
1254
01:06:24,347 --> 01:06:26,020
You a sucker-for-love nigga, man
1255
01:07:32,314 --> 01:07:34,885
- What are you doing here, Marie?
- It's the McRoy boys.
1256
01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:36,987
They got my daddy
and them down at the house
1257
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:39,761
daddy
Him
1258
01:07:41,957 --> 01:07:44,801
Come on, y'all. We don't have
enough time. Come on, hurry up
1259
01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:52,770
What the hell are you doing?
Who's guarding the crops?
1260
01:07:52,835 --> 01:07:56,009
Marie's guarding the crops. She said
the McRoys are back at the house.
1261
01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:58,643
What?
Ain't no McRoys at the house
1262
01:07:58,707 --> 01:08:01,313
That little sweetass is lying
Let's get back up the hill!
1263
01:08:01,377 --> 01:08:03,288
Yeah, finally going
to get to kill somebody!
1264
01:08:03,345 --> 01:08:05,120
Center mass, Lil June,
center mass!
1265
01:08:05,181 --> 01:08:06,785
In between the nipple
and the knee.
1266
01:08:06,849 --> 01:08:09,557
Hey, y'all come on
and hurry up now
1267
01:08:09,618 --> 01:08:12,326
- before they get back.
- All right, just one more row
1268
01:08:12,388 --> 01:08:14,629
Ugh, God!
1269
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:19,069
No, come on, y'all! Come on!
1270
01:08:21,030 --> 01:08:22,202
Oh shit
1271
01:08:34,543 --> 01:08:38,514
Stop shooting! Don't shoot the shed
You know what's in there!
1272
01:08:38,581 --> 01:08:41,061
Hold up, man. All we want is
the weed and we up outta here
1273
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,960
- Man, that's it.
- You sumbitches ain't leaving
1274
01:08:43,018 --> 01:08:44,588
this motherfucker alive
1275
01:08:44,653 --> 01:08:47,429
- Yeah, you city queers
- Hold up, son.
1276
01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:50,096
Who the fuck you think
you talking to, buddy?
1277
01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:52,036
I will flame all you mothers
1278
01:08:52,094 --> 01:08:54,040
Especially
Range-Rover-face-ass.
1279
01:08:54,096 --> 01:08:56,042
- You better shut your boy up
- June,
1280
01:08:56,098 --> 01:08:58,544
shut your Range-Rover face up
1281
01:08:58,601 --> 01:09:02,845
Now listen, maybe we can come
to some sort of comprise.
1282
01:09:02,905 --> 01:09:04,748
It's compromise,
you dumb fuck.
1283
01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:07,253
And we ain't coming to no compromise
We taking all this shit.
1284
01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:09,983
We're gonna take all
your kids from you, bitch
1285
01:09:10,045 --> 01:09:11,991
I'm afraid I can't let you do that
1286
01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:14,391
- All right, all right, all right!
- Whoa whoa whoa!
1287
01:09:14,450 --> 01:09:15,724
- Whoa whoa whoa
- Stop.
1288
01:09:15,784 --> 01:09:18,230
Listen, you can take the pot,
1289
01:09:18,287 --> 01:09:20,494
but Marie's staying with me
1290
01:09:20,556 --> 01:09:22,297
- No no!
- Go ahead, take that bitch
1291
01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:25,032
- I don't want nothing to do with her
- No, that ain't going down.
1292
01:09:25,094 --> 01:09:27,199
Oh yeah, she goes down a lot
1293
01:09:27,263 --> 01:09:28,708
- Mm.
- Fuck it.
1294
01:09:28,764 --> 01:09:32,268
My dawg say she coming with us,
so I guess we get the weed
1295
01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:35,611
- and her-- for now.
- Are you just gonna
1296
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,947
leave my earthworm
1297
01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:40,214
to suck that black snake?
1298
01:09:40,276 --> 01:09:42,586
Hey, it is what it is, man
1299
01:09:45,247 --> 01:09:47,352
- Oh shit!
- Come on, come on
1300
01:09:47,416 --> 01:09:49,794
Let me drive. Get in
1301
01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:52,332
Oh oh, let's get flow
1302
01:09:52,388 --> 01:09:55,164
- California shit good, state grown
- Let's get moving!
1303
01:10:02,965 --> 01:10:05,070
That was fun
1304
01:10:05,134 --> 01:10:08,741
I'm glad you had so much fun,
cause here these motherfuckers come
1305
01:10:08,804 --> 01:10:10,249
- Huh?
- Oh shit!
1306
01:10:29,425 --> 01:10:30,802
You know, we--
1307
01:10:30,859 --> 01:10:33,465
we should be getting the hell up
outta here. You know?
1308
01:10:33,529 --> 01:10:35,736
- Yeah.
- What the hell are we doing here?
1309
01:10:35,798 --> 01:10:38,210
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I want to do?
1310
01:10:38,267 --> 01:10:41,009
- Can we land this thing over at KFC?
- Sure.
1311
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,744
Yeah!
You're my dawg, dawg!
1312
01:10:46,642 --> 01:10:49,816
Hey, if a tree is burning
1313
01:10:49,878 --> 01:10:52,324
you know, in the forest,
1314
01:10:52,381 --> 01:10:54,190
anybody $11211 IQ
1315
01:10:56,185 --> 01:10:57,630
- That's deep, man
- Right?
1316
01:10:57,686 --> 01:10:59,563
I never thought about that
1317
01:11:09,732 --> 01:11:12,303
Man, I can't believe
1318
01:11:12,368 --> 01:11:14,644
outta all the bullshit-ass
trucks you would get,
1319
01:11:14,703 --> 01:11:17,240
- you'd get the one that'd break down
- Oh, fuck you, Earl.
1320
01:11:17,306 --> 01:11:19,752
At least you got
your goddamn weed, babe
1321
01:11:19,808 --> 01:11:21,617
Yeah, we got the weed, but shit!
1322
01:11:21,677 --> 01:11:23,384
We ain't got no way
to get home now.
1323
01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:25,288
- How the fuck we gonna get home?
- Use your thumb.
1324
01:11:25,347 --> 01:11:26,883
Or your mouth.
Maybe that's more like--
1325
01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:28,622
That ain't gonna
get us nowhere-- nowhere
1326
01:11:28,684 --> 01:11:30,186
- Fuck you, fuck him
- Fuck her.
1327
01:11:30,252 --> 01:11:33,495
- Hey, want to get lifted?
- Daddy! Hey, Daddy!
1328
01:11:33,555 --> 01:11:35,592
- Daddy?
- See, honey, I told you
1329
01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:37,501
I was gonna get you
outta here someday.
1330
01:11:37,559 --> 01:11:39,038
Man, what's going on?
1331
01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:40,767
Why you didn't tell us
this was your daughter?
1332
01:11:40,829 --> 01:11:43,309
Yeah, that's how I got stuck here
1333
01:11:43,365 --> 01:11:45,811
I couldn't leave here
without my baby.
1334
01:11:45,868 --> 01:11:48,405
Yes! Told y'all I could
get y'all a ride.
1335
01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:51,349
Come on, get in.
I'll tell you all about it
1336
01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:54,286
- on the way out.
- You're hiding a ton of things
1337
01:12:03,252 --> 01:12:05,755
Look here,
that's one hell of a story, man
1338
01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:07,266
Is it true?
1339
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:10,304
- 100%.
- Damn!
1340
01:12:10,359 --> 01:12:13,670
So I know they made it back
to the hood with all that sweet sativa
1341
01:12:13,729 --> 01:12:16,232
and flipped that shit,
now they sitting on fat
1342
01:12:16,298 --> 01:12:18,505
Hey, I know they got cheese, man
1343
01:12:18,567 --> 01:12:21,173
No, they flat broke, man
They spent it
1344
01:12:21,236 --> 01:12:23,978
on lowriders and hookers.
How much of this do you want?
1345
01:12:24,039 --> 01:12:25,882
Of this shit right here?
1346
01:12:25,941 --> 01:12:28,945
Man, I want all of this
motherfucking shit, nigga
1347
01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,854
Kick that in, right now
1348
01:12:30,913 --> 01:12:33,860
It's always a pleasure
doing business with you, baby
1349
01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:36,021
- Shit, right on
- There you go
1350
01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:37,325
D-E-V the D-U-D-E
1351
01:12:37,386 --> 01:12:38,694
Coffee for the E-X-E-C
1352
01:12:39,722 --> 01:12:41,759
Just as I am with dandy
1353
01:12:41,824 --> 01:12:44,805
Fifth Ward, Ailey Dance,
street club freaks, Spice Lane
1354
01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:47,272
To all the killers
who nose full of 'caine
1355
01:12:47,329 --> 01:12:49,900
To all the underclassmen
who rose from the fray
1356
01:12:49,965 --> 01:12:52,809
For those who never has-been
thinking they sired Cain
1357
01:12:52,868 --> 01:12:55,348
To all of those who wanna be,
really thinking they are
1358
01:12:55,404 --> 01:12:58,214
Even though they reach their
limit and took it too far
1359
01:12:58,273 --> 01:13:01,277
This for those who are
really thinking they focused
1360
01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:04,119
Never up the nose,
dipping cigarettes is bogus
1361
01:13:04,179 --> 01:13:06,625
All we need, we roll it
inhale and hold it
1362
01:13:06,682 --> 01:13:09,322
Exhale, 'cause hell,
all we need, we smoke it
1363
01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:13,495
All you need is weed
and nothing else
1364
01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,058
Sit back and roll one
and enjoy yourself
1365
01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:18,799
All them other narcotics
fuck up your health
1366
01:13:18,861 --> 01:13:21,034
Yeah yeah yeah
1367
01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:24,236
All you need is weed
and nothing else
1368
01:13:24,299 --> 01:13:27,109
Sit back and roll one
and enjoy yourself
1369
01:13:27,169 --> 01:13:29,911
All them other narcotics
fuck up your health
1370
01:13:29,972 --> 01:13:31,918
Yeah yeah yeah
1371
01:13:31,974 --> 01:13:34,352
I got an old school partner,
he smoke crack
1372
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:37,050
He's fierce with the lyrics,
but he probably won't come back
1373
01:13:37,112 --> 01:13:39,991
To the studio, because he
might be out creepin'
1374
01:13:40,048 --> 01:13:42,619
In somebody's house, trying
to clean 'em out, thievin'
1375
01:13:42,684 --> 01:13:45,460
I know another nigga,
he smoke fry
1376
01:13:45,521 --> 01:13:47,523
He always cry,
but we don't know why
1377
01:13:47,589 --> 01:13:50,763
We tried to give him advice,
but he wouldn't take it
1378
01:13:50,826 --> 01:13:53,432
Saw him last Wednesday
walking down the street beggin
1379
01:13:53,495 --> 01:13:56,533
My homeboy used to holla,
but he's out there snorting powder
1380
01:13:56,598 --> 01:13:58,942
Hour after hour,
but he'd never take a shower
1381
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:01,709
And I guess it's cool
if you can handle your thing
1382
01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:04,512
But it's kinda fucked up
if you dismantle your brain
1383
01:14:04,573 --> 01:14:07,144
Like my nigga poking his
veins with tracks in his arm
1384
01:14:07,209 --> 01:14:10,088
He ain't real cool,
but he's always calm
1385
01:14:10,145 --> 01:14:12,591
He disappear real quick
and shoot up one D
1386
01:14:12,648 --> 01:14:15,219
I tried to pass him the weed
the nigga asleep.
1387
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,365
What you know about that hydro?
1388
01:14:20,422 --> 01:14:22,095
All these strains, Early Girl
1389
01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:24,569
Purple Haze, Afghani,
straight Candy
1390
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:26,230
Nigerian weed, Maui Wowie
1391
01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:28,468
Blueberry, Island Lady
Indigo weed
1392
01:14:28,530 --> 01:14:30,168
Holland's Hope, Hindu Kush
1393
01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:31,836
Master Kush,
Northern Bright
1394
01:14:46,048 --> 01:14:49,086
I'm riding to the chronic
smoking chronic
1395
01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:51,563
Blueberry balls
are called sonic
1396
01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:54,533
Man, it picks me up,
you know about me
1397
01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:57,696
Please don't come around me
if you don't smoke weed
1398
01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:01,434
I'm smoking like a teapot
1399
01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:04,637
Are you scared of this shit
that we've got?
1400
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:06,270
Push 'em good, nigga
1401
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,406
No seeds
1402
01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:10,780
Droski
1403
01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:13,911
In addition I've gotta
track the police
1404
01:15:13,976 --> 01:15:17,423
And everybody within four feet
1405
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:19,982
I'm looking like I got no sleep
1406
01:15:20,048 --> 01:15:23,120
But I'm cool like a bag
of ice with no cold feet
1407
01:15:23,185 --> 01:15:26,632
Two blunts I roll, home sweets
1408
01:15:26,688 --> 01:15:29,862
I see two hos, I get ball freeze
1409
01:15:29,925 --> 01:15:32,769
We hook up
then we smoke weed
1410
01:15:32,828 --> 01:15:35,502
We blow the blunts
then they blow me
1411
01:15:35,564 --> 01:15:36,907
What you know
about that hydro?
1412
01:15:36,965 --> 01:15:38,501
All these strains,
Early Girl
1413
01:15:38,567 --> 01:15:40,740
Purple Haze, Afghani,
straight Candy
1414
01:15:40,802 --> 01:15:42,543
Nigerian weed
Maui Wowie
1415
01:15:42,604 --> 01:15:44,811
Blueberry, Island Lady
Indigo weed
1416
01:15:44,873 --> 01:15:46,443
Holland's Hope,
Hindu Kush
1417
01:15:46,508 --> 01:15:48,215
Master Kush,
Northern Bright
1418
01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:49,847
What you know
about that hydro?
1419
01:15:49,912 --> 01:15:51,323
All these strains,
Early Girl
1420
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,553
Purple Haze, Afghani,
straight Candy
1421
01:15:53,615 --> 01:15:55,288
Nigerian weed
Maui Wowie
1422
01:15:55,350 --> 01:15:57,591
Blueberry, Island Lady
Indigo weed
1423
01:15:57,653 --> 01:15:59,223
Holland's Hope,
Hindu Kush
1424
01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:01,359
Master Kush,
Northern Bright
1425
01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:04,604
�He
1426
01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:07,297
Burnin' one
1427
01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:10,368
Burnin' one
1428
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,376
I fina burn one
1429
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,576
Yeah, I fina burn one
1430
01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:22,651
Rats dressed in all black
1431
01:16:22,711 --> 01:16:25,487
Burning one up,
blowing one back
1432
01:16:25,547 --> 01:16:28,756
Chick on my lap
from the mini Gap
1433
01:16:28,817 --> 01:16:31,764
Twisting back my cap,
bending down her back
1434
01:16:31,820 --> 01:16:35,063
Pawing that shit like that,
beat that pussy, I beat that cat
1435
01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:36,761
Come on in,
shine like a full-blown lamp
1436
01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:38,304
All inked up like
a full-grown man
1437
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,930
Said I'm 1 7
and the bitch say ' Damn
1438
01:16:39,995 --> 01:16:41,565
Said I do it better
than her goddamn man
1439
01:16:41,630 --> 01:16:43,166
Get your eyes brown
like a full-blown tan
1440
01:16:43,231 --> 01:16:44,767
Centerfold girl like
a full-blown fan
1441
01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,710
Bitch, whoa, hold up
1442
01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:49,476
Who the fuck you talking to?
'Bout to blast off?
1443
01:16:49,538 --> 01:16:51,449
Like a motherfucking rocket do
1444
01:16:51,506 --> 01:16:54,715
Your girl tryin' to kick it,
trying to kick it like soccer shoes
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01:16:54,776 --> 01:16:57,655
All up in her mouth like
the dentist saw the doctor do
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My flow unstoppable,
you do as I do and I rap with you
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