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What are you doing here?
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Apparently,
the head of the college
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wants to talk to us.
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I'll just get
right to the point.
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I would like you and your son
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to meet with a very important
benefactor of the college.
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Why us?
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Sheldon is an impressive addition
to the physics program,
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and-and we like our donors
to feel really good
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about where their money's going.
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No, thank you.
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Can I speak to you alone?
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Will you give us a minute?
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Very well.
But if you're looking to see
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if my father will be
a potential donor,
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you are barking
up the wrong tree.
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People often ask
why I was so resistant
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to getting a driver's license.
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My spotty history with motor
vehicles was certainly a factor.
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Please slow down.
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I'm going eight
miles an hour.
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A cow just passed us.
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You're gonna hit it!
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Make it stop!
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It's just a car wash.
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- Do something!
- It's just a car wash.
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We're gonna die!
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Just a car wash.
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Why did I agree to this?
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I don't care for this at all.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Are you okay?
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Yes, I think so.
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Tow truck's on the way.
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You sure we shouldn't
call an ambulance?
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I'm fine. Sheldon?
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I feel fine.
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What happened?
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Oh, a cat ran in front of me.
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You couldn't stop?
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I tried,
but the brake just gave out.
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Well, thank goodness
it wasn't worse.
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I should have aimed for the cat.
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Looks like your car's gonna be
out of commission for a while.
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If you need a ride, the church
offers a shuttle service.
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I'm not getting
on that geezer bus.
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It's just for people
who can't get around.
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That's 'cause they're
so shriveled up,
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they can't even see
over the steering wheel.
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That's not nice.
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I've driven that van--
it is grim.
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If Meemaw doesn't have a car,
who's gonna drive me to college?
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I guess if we leave early,
I could take you before work.
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Hey, when you take the shuttle,
bring hard candy.
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They gobble it up.
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I can't believe you and
Meemaw almost died tonight.
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I wouldn't say
we almost died.
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Well, that's what I'm saying
at school tomorrow.
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Why?It's called good storytelling.
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But it's lying.They don't know that.
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You weren't even
in the car.
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Doesn't matter.
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Shay McElheney's dad
had a kidney stone--
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she got out of
homework for a week.
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I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience
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to manipulate people.
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Really? I can.
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- Hey, did the engine catch fire?
- No!
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You're in shock.
You don't know what happened.
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I might be a little late
picking you up tonight,
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so you can wait in the library.
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All right.
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I didn't have time
to make lunch, so
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What's going on?
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- I can't do it.
- What's wrong?
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What if there's another crash?
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Baby, that's
not gonna happen again.
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You don't know that.
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Sheldon, if you don't get in right
now, you're going to miss school.
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True.
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I know you don't believe
in it, but I'm gonna say
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an extra special prayer
right now to keep us safe.
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Lord, please look after me and
Sheldon on our drive to school...
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I'll get back to you.
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- You see Sheldon?
- That way.
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What's going on?
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He's having some sort
of panic attack.
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Oh, man. My story
just keeps getting better.
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Baby, you can't go the rest of your
life never getting in a car again.
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Before cars were invented,
people did it all the time.
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Well, I'm not gonna force you.
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Thank you.
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I can't get him in the car.
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So what now?
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So he's not going to school.
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You know, on The A-Team,
Mr. T is afraid to fly,
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and they give him special milk
to put him to sleep.
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- Ooh. -No!
- Pitty...
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I don't care what your guy says.
Have him check it again.
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Sorry, I'm cranky.
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No problem. I like when you yell
at people who aren't me.
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Stupid mechanic said
the brakes are just fine.
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Well, you probably stepped
on the wrong pedal.
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I didn't.
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I'm just saying, it happens
with people our age, you know.
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I've been driving my whole life.
I know which pedal is which.
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- Now you're yelling at me.
- Sorry.
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What do you think about letting
me borrow your truck today?
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- I don't know.
- Why not?
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- 'Cause I like my truck.
- Not funny.
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It is. You're just cranky.
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Fine.
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Maybe I'll just ride my bicycle
to the salon.
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You ride a bike?
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Is that amusing to you?
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An old lady riding a bike?
Oh, no.
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- Shut up.
- Okay, will do.
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Oh, my goodness.
Was anyone hurt?
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No. But now I got no car
for a while.
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You could ride your bike.
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An old lady on a bike?
That's not cool.
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Really? Then I won't ask
how I look on one.
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- You look great.
- I know.
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I just wanted
to hear you say it.
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So, there's no one
who can lend you a car?
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There is the church shuttle,
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but that just feels like
it's the end of the line.
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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There's all sorts of
depressing steps before the end.
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You've got full-time
nursing care...
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Bye, John.
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...assisted living...
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- Bye, John.
- Hospice....
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- Bye, John.
- Life support....
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- Bye, John!
- Pulling the plug....
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- Bye, John.
- Then...
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you make a miraculous recovery!
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- Great!
- But...
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the hospital bills
leave you destitute!
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Grant Linkletter.
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Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.
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I wanted to let you know
I won't be in class today.
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- Is everything all right?
- Yes,
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but in the interest
of self-preservation,
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I've decided to avoid traveling
in motor vehicles.
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I'm sure there's a story
behind that.
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- There is.
- I don't want to hear it.
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So, how shall we handle
today's class?
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Well, I'm sure you can get notes
from another student.
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Or you could give the lecture
to me right now.
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That's preposterous.
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Why? We could be creating
a new model of education
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where students
could learn remotely.
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It could be the wave
of the future.
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Sheldon, it's your responsibility
to come to class,
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not mine to bring the class to you.
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My meemaw gets cranky like this
when she's hungover.
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Is that what's happening here?
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First Baptist of Medford.
How may I bless you?
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I thought Peg answered
the phones.
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Mom?
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Yeah.
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Something I can help you with?
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No, it can wait.
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You want the number
to the shuttle, don't you?
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- Yes.
- Let me get that for you.
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Huh. Um, looking under "G"
for "geezer bus,"
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and it's not there.
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Oh, that's hilarious.
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Maybe it's under "O"
for "old fogies."
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You know, you're not being a
very Christian person right now.
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I have enough prayers in
the bank, I can coast for a day.
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Just give me the number!
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All right.
Now, remember when you call
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to let them know if you need
any help getting up stairs.
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Dr. Linkletter wouldn't give me what I wanted.
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I couldn't tell on him
to his mommy,
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but I could to his "work mommy."
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Sheldon. What can I do for you?
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I can't make it to school today,
and I'm concerned
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about the physics class
I'm missing.
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And how come you're not here?
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I was in a car accident
with my meemaw.
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Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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Well...
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I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience
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to manipulate people.
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Really? I can.
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...and then her car
had to get towed away.
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It was quite
a traumatic experience.
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Oh, you poor thing.
What can I do to help?
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If you turn to page 78 in the
textbook, I'll begin today's lecture.
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We should come up
with some kind of video system
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so you can see
when I raise my hand.
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Why don't you just tell me?
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Let's try it. Hand-raise.
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- Yes, Sheldon.
- That worked great.
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Hey, Connie.
Waiting for the mail?
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Yeah. You know me.Yeah.
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Something
from Publishers Clearing House.
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Maybe you won.
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Yeah, wouldn't that be something?
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You know, people think Publishers
Clearing House is Ed McMahon,
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but that's actually
a different company.
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- Is that so?
- Yeah.
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Publishers Clearing House
is the Prize Patrol
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with the giant check.
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Ed McMahon...
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Well, it sure is nice talking
to you, Edwin. Bye.
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The church van. My grandma
rides that sometimes.
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- Edwin
- Yes?
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- Beat it.
- All right. Yep.
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One can choose
the extended-zone scheme,
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the reduced-zone scheme
or the...
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- Hand-raise.
- Yes?
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I set you up on speakerphone,
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so now it's really like
I'm learning in the future.
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May I continue?
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Ahead warp factor five.
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That's from Star Trek,
which is also in the future.
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- Connie Tucker?
- Yeah.
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Give me one second.
I'll help you in.
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No, no, I don't need your help.
I can get it myself.
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She opened that
door by herself.
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Looks like we got
a feisty one.
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Don't test me.
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Oh, yeah, she's feisty.
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What?
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She's feisty!
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What?
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Vern.
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Connie.
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Where you headed, Connie?
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Stop flirting with her.
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I'm not flirting with her.
I was being cordial.
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I'm Hortense, his wife,
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which, clearly,
he seems to have forgotten.
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Judas Priest, give it a rest.
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That's Doris.
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- Hello, Doris.
- What?
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Turn on your hearing aid.
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It's nice to meet y'all.
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And to answer your question,
I'm headed to the salon.
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Oh, fancy.
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We're headed to the pharmacy.
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Seven pills a day.
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You take nine--
clearly one ain't working.
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Okay, I'm on.
What'd I miss?
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- She's headed to the salon!
- Ooh, fancy.
253
00:10:57,808 --> 00:10:58,950
Cooper residence.
254
00:10:59,043 --> 00:11:01,252
Sheldon,
President Hagemeyer again.
255
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,352
Just calling to make sure it all
worked out with Dr. Linkletter.
256
00:11:04,544 --> 00:11:05,931
Yes, everything went quite well.
257
00:11:05,974 --> 00:11:08,348
Although he was a tad irritable.
258
00:11:08,457 --> 00:11:10,608
Maybe because I ripped him
a new one.
259
00:11:10,652 --> 00:11:12,774
A new what?Not important.
260
00:11:12,818 --> 00:11:16,413
Uh, whatever you need for
classes, you just say the word.
261
00:11:16,896 --> 00:11:20,099
I suppose it could be helpful if I could
dial into the university's server
262
00:11:20,216 --> 00:11:22,388
while still on the phone with my professors.
263
00:11:22,461 --> 00:11:25,442
Like a second phone line?
We can take care of that.
264
00:11:25,653 --> 00:11:26,939
Well, as my meemaw would say,
265
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,285
"Aren't you
just a spoonful of sugar?"
266
00:11:30,997 --> 00:11:33,552
Who is he talking to
all this time?
267
00:11:33,676 --> 00:11:36,121
And if there's anything else
you need, you just let me know.
268
00:11:36,589 --> 00:11:39,007
I can't think of anything
except that I wanted Strawberry Quik
269
00:11:39,058 --> 00:11:41,611
and my brother put the empty milk carton
back in the fridge
270
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,141
Ah, brothers, they're the worst.
271
00:11:44,192 --> 00:11:46,401
Mine's an environmental
activist.
272
00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:50,301
And then they crashed
into a tree.
273
00:11:51,152 --> 00:11:52,379
The engine caught fire.
274
00:11:52,535 --> 00:11:54,090
My goodness, is everyone okay?
275
00:11:54,176 --> 00:11:57,136
Thankfully, yes.
But I was pretty shook up.
276
00:11:57,815 --> 00:12:00,024
Well, don't worry
about that test today.
277
00:12:00,878 --> 00:12:02,527
Thank you for understanding.
278
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,769
Oh, and where are we
on homework tonight?
279
00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:08,496
- Don't push it.
- Right.
280
00:12:09,113 --> 00:12:12,327
Hey, I'm just gonna run Doris into
the bank. we'll be back in a minute.
281
00:12:13,497 --> 00:12:14,886
Doris. Whoa.
282
00:12:15,013 --> 00:12:17,352
You seem like
you can get around,
283
00:12:17,395 --> 00:12:20,298
so why are you
in this geezer-buggy?
284
00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:22,333
I had a little car accident.
285
00:12:22,377 --> 00:12:24,456
Oh, no.Ooh. Anybody get hurt?
286
00:12:24,888 --> 00:12:26,404
Only the tree.
287
00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:28,669
- Step on the wrong pedal?
- No.
288
00:12:29,919 --> 00:12:32,192
Maybe.
Maybe, my ass.
289
00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:33,997
Hey, that sort of thing happens.
290
00:12:35,323 --> 00:12:39,380
He drove into all kinds of stuff
before they took his keys away.
291
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,776
Remember the goose?
Feathers everywhere.
292
00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:46,536
I just think it'd kill me to lose
my independence like that.
293
00:12:46,672 --> 00:12:47,966
Oh, it's not so bad.
294
00:12:48,107 --> 00:12:50,395
Sometimes Clayton takes us
to the park.
295
00:12:50,511 --> 00:12:51,768
Like dogs.
296
00:12:51,819 --> 00:12:53,379
I got places to go--
297
00:12:53,469 --> 00:12:55,202
bowling league,
water aerobics,
298
00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:56,942
I drive my grandson to college.
299
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,553
Why can't he drive himself?
300
00:12:58,604 --> 00:12:59,903
Well, he's 11.
301
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,835
11 and in college?
302
00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:06,778
- He's special.
- Our grandson is 27.
303
00:13:06,821 --> 00:13:09,940
He may be
the other kind of special.
304
00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:21,235
- Sheldon?
- In my room.
305
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,968
I saw a truck outside.
what's wrong with the phone?
306
00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:29,260
Nothing.
Adding a second line.
307
00:13:29,594 --> 00:13:31,902
I'm almost done here.
Just got to hop up on the roof.
308
00:13:31,946 --> 00:13:36,446
Hold on. You can't just add another
phone line without asking.
309
00:13:36,556 --> 00:13:38,391
I didn't do it.
The university did.
310
00:13:38,444 --> 00:13:40,844
- Why would they do that?
- I asked them to.
311
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,516
Are you some sort
of special kid?
312
00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:44,205
You have no idea.
313
00:13:44,249 --> 00:13:46,284
Shouldn't you be up on the roof?
314
00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:50,746
You can't just ask
the university for things.
315
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,869
President Hagemeyer seemed
so happy to help.
316
00:13:52,912 --> 00:13:54,299
Why rob her of that?
317
00:13:54,495 --> 00:13:58,328
Sheldon, you are going to have to
get in a car again eventually.
318
00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:00,331
It's not looking like it.
319
00:14:01,638 --> 00:14:03,631
This isn't over.
320
00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:06,601
Can I help you?
321
00:14:06,823 --> 00:14:09,432
- Grocery delivery for Sheldon Cooper?
- What is it?
322
00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:12,660
Looks like milk, straws and
three cans of Strawberry Quik.
323
00:14:12,757 --> 00:14:15,871
Oh, boy. Thank you.
324
00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:18,035
Would you tip him?
I'm a little light.
325
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:22,023
So, I was singing karaoke
with my girlfriend
326
00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:25,229
who used to be married to
the guy I'm currently dating.
327
00:14:25,272 --> 00:14:27,437
What the heck is a karaoke?
328
00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:30,686
It's when you stand up and sing
in front of everybody at the bar.
329
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:32,463
You're like
a Las Vegas showgirl.
330
00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:34,758
Oh, no, no, anybody can do it.
331
00:14:34,802 --> 00:14:37,314
- I'll take you sometime.
- Oh, please. Can we?
332
00:14:37,365 --> 00:14:40,807
- Well, could I sing "Blue Suede Shoes"?
- You bet.
333
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,744
You better turn your hearing aid
down for that one.
334
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,018
You got that right.
335
00:14:45,182 --> 00:14:48,299
Tell me, when was the last time you
went and got all dolled up at a salon?
336
00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:51,518
- I don't even remember.
- It's been years.
337
00:14:51,869 --> 00:14:53,775
Does it look like
I go to a salon?
338
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:57,934
We're going now. I'm gonna
take you, and it's on me.
339
00:14:57,977 --> 00:15:01,573
This is exciting. It's a good
thing I got my heart pills.
340
00:15:04,877 --> 00:15:05,783
Hello.
341
00:15:05,885 --> 00:15:08,027
Hi. This is Linda Hagemeyer
from the university.
342
00:15:08,071 --> 00:15:10,791
- Is this Mrs. Cooper?
- Yes it is.
343
00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:13,658
Excellent.
Did the Strawberry Quik arrive?
344
00:15:13,783 --> 00:15:15,463
As a matter of fact, it did.
345
00:15:15,588 --> 00:15:17,427
Sounds like nasty stuff,
but, hey,
346
00:15:17,471 --> 00:15:20,119
whatever floats
the little guy's boat, right?
347
00:15:20,193 --> 00:15:24,006
Listen, I appreciate that you
value Sheldon at your school.
348
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,291
Love him.
349
00:15:25,478 --> 00:15:27,224
But I am trying to raise him
350
00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:30,987
to be a well-rounded individual
who will get in a car.
351
00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:32,909
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
352
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,276
Academia draws all kinds
of eccentrics.
353
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:39,603
Yeah, we've got a biology professor
who hasn't cut his nails in years.
354
00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:42,104
Ugh. Looks like
Edward Scissorhands.
355
00:15:42,165 --> 00:15:44,895
That is not what I want
for my son.
356
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,378
Do you have children?
357
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,018
No, but thanks
for bringing it up.
358
00:15:51,061 --> 00:15:54,268
Anyway, I would like Sheldon
to function in society,
359
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:58,206
and it does not help if you give
him everything that he asks for.
360
00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:00,554
I'm just doing my job.
361
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:04,104
And I am just doing mine.
362
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,497
Understood.
Thank you.
363
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,010
Oh, and, um, in a few minutes,
364
00:16:10,075 --> 00:16:12,502
my assistant is gonna be
dropping off a big old basket
365
00:16:12,553 --> 00:16:14,372
of Star Trek tapes.
366
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:17,593
I'm afraid it's too late for me
to pump the brakes on that one.
367
00:16:28,749 --> 00:16:31,163
Sarah did a real nice
job on my cuticles.Yeah.
368
00:16:31,214 --> 00:16:33,483
So where we headed next?
And don't say dinner.
369
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,180
Oh, but it's almost 4:00.
370
00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:37,514
What?!:
It's almost 4:00.
371
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,880
Ooh, dinnertime.
372
00:16:39,927 --> 00:16:41,639
Just get in.
373
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,827
Ooh. She's like
a muscle man.
374
00:16:46,943 --> 00:16:48,893
- Move on over, Doris.
- What?
375
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,133
My mother eventually coaxed me
376
00:16:55,184 --> 00:16:57,264
back into a car
with a trip to RadioShack.
377
00:16:57,791 --> 00:16:59,135
She knew I was nervous
378
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,698
so she came up with an interesting distraction.
379
00:17:01,749 --> 00:17:03,957
Baby, how about
we play a car game?
380
00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:07,205
I suppose.
Can I make it science-based?
381
00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:08,169
Sure.
382
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:10,114
I'll say an element
starting with "A,"
383
00:17:10,165 --> 00:17:12,721
then you repeat that
and add one starting with "B."
384
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,509
I don't think I'll get very far.
385
00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:16,267
Great. Then I'll win.
Aluminum.
386
00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:20,952
Okay, uh, you said
"A" for aluminum.
387
00:17:21,098 --> 00:17:25,168
- "B." Is boron an element?
- Yes.
388
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,363
It was the beginning
of a new tradition.
389
00:17:27,406 --> 00:17:30,793
One that would eventually
bring countless hours of joy
390
00:17:30,851 --> 00:17:32,894
to Leonard
on our drives to work.
391
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:36,199
Much like my mother,
he never beat me.
392
00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:38,365
I don't know an element
that starts with "D."
393
00:17:38,409 --> 00:17:40,098
I win. That was fun.
394
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,048
Round two.
Argon.
395
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,267
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