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W-Whoa, what happened to you?
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I don't remember.
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You look like you slept
in the woods.
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Now I remember.
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I'm worried about you, sis.
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You usually make it to a bed,
even if it's not yours.
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Riley, you are getting
a call from someone
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named "Soul Crusher."
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It's Vanessa.
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Oh.
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Hey, what's up?
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Okay, well, where
is it leaking from?
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Just look at it and see
where the water's coming out.
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Did she turn the water off?
She's got to turn the water off.
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I got this.
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Turn the water off.
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No, don't call a plumber.
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'Cause I can fix it.
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No, I'm not paying
for a plumber.
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I'm coming over right now.
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If I say that I'm
coming, I'm coming.
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Okay, bye.
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Well, there goes my morning.
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Right, 'cause you had plans.
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What are you doing?
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I want to look nice for Vanessa.
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Come here. I will splash
some water on you, too.
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It's not a party.
We're fixing something.
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Yes, we are.
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We are fixing your marriage.
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Then we will have a party.
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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I turned the water off.
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You can tell your dad
to stop texting me.
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Hello, Vanessa.
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Hey, Al.Where's Hazel?
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Oh, she's at my folks'.
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Oh, I was really
hoping to see her.
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I just needed a weekend off.
I worked 60 hours this week.
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Riley, massage her feet.
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Al, don't be weird.
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I'm-a go check the water heater.
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You have a very beautiful home.
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Oh, thank you.
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Ah, I see that you have
the rug I sent you.
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Oh, I really love it.
Thanks again.
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It looks really nice where
you have it in the hallway.
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I thought so, too.
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But...
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I think it would look
even better in the living room.
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Um, yeah, maybe.
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Ah. Let us see.
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Uh, can I get you something?
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Maybe some tea?
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Oh, you never have to ask
an Afghan if they want tea.
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They do.
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Traditionally, men get green tea
and women are served black tea.
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Oh, I don't have any green tea.
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Oh, that is okay.
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I am confident
in my masculinity.
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But if you ever serve
my Uncle Dawood black tea,
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he would never come back
to your house.
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How about I get you
some fruit juice?
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Now, that is a drink for men.
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Oh, this looks so much better.
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Hmm.
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Lose something?
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Don't worry about it.
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Geez. Hope you find
your manners in there.
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Why do you got
so much stuff in your purse?
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What am I,
a guest on your podcast?
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I lost Michael's dog tags.
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Oh...
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Well, okay, don't worry.
They'll turn up.
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Oh, yeah, here they are.
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Oh, really?
No!
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Well, where'd you lose them?
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I don't know.
That's what "lost" means.
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I'm surprised. I just never
seen you take them off.
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I don't.
I had them on last night
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and I went to the party and then
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they must have
fallen off somewhere.
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Well, no problem.
Where was this party?
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It was out by Walnut Creek.
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That's just woods.
Who has a party in the woods?
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Bad people.
Who do you think?
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All right.
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Let's go find them. There's no way.
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Not without assistance. What do you mean?
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I got a friend. Walk with me.
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Bertha, we need your help.
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Your friend is a rifle?
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That's Emily.
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Bertha's my metal detector.
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Hello, darling.
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There's a reason
you're not dating.
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Thank you.Mm-hmm.
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You know, my mother's
cousin made this rug.
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When Riley told me
how special you were,
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I commissioned him to
weave a rug that would be
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a testament to your love.
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You see these two birds? Mm-hmm.
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That one is you and
that one is Riley.
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It's very nice.
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Flying above the
clouds of trouble.
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Al, I don't want to put you
in the middle of our problems.
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Oh, I am already in the middle.
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See this little flower
between the two birds?
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That is me.
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Do you think you should
maybe go check on Riley?
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No.
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I-I appreciate
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how much you want to help,
but we tried.
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We couldn't make it work.
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Do you think
you tried hard enough?
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He's the one who didn't
try hard enough.
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Hmm. That might be true.
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He was probably exhausted
from war.
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There was a lot of walking.
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All he had to do was show me
he wanted to be a part
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of this family and he couldn't.
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I can hear how painful
that is for you,
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but I know he still
loves you very much.
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If he still loves me so much,
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then why is he sleeping
with other women?
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I'd better go check on Riley.
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Okay, here's how it works.
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Point at the ground,
turn it on.
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Beep equals metal.
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No beep... no metal.
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Got it.
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No! No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm the only one
that dances with Bertha.
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Now, we got to visualize
the woods as a grid of squares
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measuring one yard by one yard.
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None of this meter crap.
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Can we please just start?
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Too bad the ground's not wet.
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Dry soil is suboptimal
for conductivity.
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Do you want me to pee
on the ground?
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I did it last night.
I can do it again.
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Supposed to rain later.
Maybe we should wait.
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Dad. Or now is good.
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Is that as fast as you can go?
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Were you even listening to me?
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We got to be methodical.
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Ha!
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Did you find them?
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Bottle cap.
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Now what?
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Got to keep a log.
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"Bottle cap.
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"Red square,
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two alpha."
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"1100 hours."
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That's how long it's gonna
take to find the dog tags.
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If we're lucky.
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Talk to me, Bertha.
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Why the hell are you talking to
her about who I'm sleeping with?
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She brought it up.
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Clearly,
she is not done with you.
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I shouldn't have
let you come with me.
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Mm. That was poor judgment
on your part.
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Now,
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what about these other women?
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What about 'em?
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You have a duty to your wife.
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Says who? We're separated.
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I can do whatever I want.
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I could be with a million women.
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The reason
he is debasing himself
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is because there is a
beautiful hole in his life
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in the shape of you.
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He told me himself...
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A million women
could not fill it.
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What number is he on now?
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My point is,
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he would never look
at another woman
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if he were not tormented by
the agony of not being with you.
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That is all very moving.
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Yes, it is.
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But none of it's true.
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Why are you acting
like the Whore of Babylon?
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You cheated on her
while you were still married.
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How can you not be satisfied
with her, Riley?
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Sh-She is kind
and smart and beautiful.
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You will never do better
than her.
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I get it. I screwed up.
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She screwed up.
We both made mistakes.
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No, just you.
She did nothing wrong,
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except put a silk rug
in a high-traffic area.
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You think she's such a saint?
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Why don't you ask her
about Freddy?
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Who is Freddy?
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Oh, Freddy is her "friend"
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who's just "really nice"
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but doesn't
"want anything from her"
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but he's always there to listen
whenever she's got a "problem"
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with "me."
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What is going on
with your dancing fingers?
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I'm just saying, she
was awfully cozy with the guy
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the whole time I was deployed.
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I should not be
telling you this,
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but while Riley was fighting
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thousands of miles
away from home,
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his greatest battle
was raging right here,
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with his own jealous thoughts
about you and Freddy.
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Ugh.
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God, again with Freddy.
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Ugh!
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We've been over this
a hundred times.Mm-hmm.
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He was just a friend,
a nice guy,
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who never once tried anything.
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Okay, good. So
I can assure Riley
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that there is nothing going
on with you and Freddy.
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Well...
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there wasn't.
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Mm.
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We're dating now.
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Does Riley know?
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Does Riley know what?
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You know, this is your own
private, personal business.
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I do not want to meddle in the
affairs of a husband and wife.
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Just tell me.
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Fine.
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Al asked me
if I was dating Freddy,
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and I said yes.
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I knew it.
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No, you knew nothing.
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This only started
since we were separated.
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It's not like
you haven't had your fun.
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Yeah, but Freddy?
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Seriously,
of all the guys in the world,
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you picked that guy?
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Suddenly
you have nothing to say?
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I mean, that dude
was always waiting to swoop in,
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and you assured me, "No, Riley,
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it isn't like that.
We just hang out."
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Yeah, because when I said it,
it was true.
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Well... news flash... no guy likes
to just hang out with you.
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Excuse me?
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No, no, what he means is,
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they do like
to hang out with you
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but they want more.
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Don't help.
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Do better.
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My daughter lives here, okay, so
you can't just have random guys
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coming and going
whenever you want.
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No, Freddy has known Hazel
since she was a baby.
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He held her in the hospital.
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You mean the way I didn't
'cause I was fighting a war?
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You know that's not
what I meant.
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Of course he knew that.
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Shut up, Al! Stay out of this.
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All right.
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Now you are sounding
like a team.
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Ugh. Another bottle cap.
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Yup, they are the weeds
of metal detecting.
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See you in an hour.
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I'm such an idiot.
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How do you lose something
that hangs around your neck?
263
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,624
Well, if I was trying
to be funny, I'd say...
264
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:55,105
Nothing.
265
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,153
After he died, his
mom gave them to me.
266
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,807
Don't worry.
We're gonna find 'em.
267
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,480
We've been walking back
and forth for three hours.
268
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,158
All we found is garbage.
269
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,986
Well, now we know
where they're not.
270
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,683
I call that progress.
271
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,946
This is hopeless. Just
put that stupid thing away.
272
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,818
Hey, don't yell at Bertha.
273
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,602
She's not the one
that got hammered
274
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,909
and lost her fiancé's dog tags.
275
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,696
Ah, geez.
276
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,394
Ah, don't cry. I...
277
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:26,267
Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
278
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:29,313
Michael would be so
disappointed in me.
279
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,489
Absolutely not. He loved you.
280
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,665
Yeah, when I had a
full ride to NYU
281
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:37,757
and my worst habit was leaving
my keys in the front door.
282
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,108
Ah, Lizzie, hey,
look at me, look at me.
283
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:44,285
This is just a rough patch.
284
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,852
You'll get through it.
285
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,029
When?
286
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,814
Boy, that's a good question.
287
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,520
Can I ask you something?
288
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,045
Can I stop you?
289
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:08,396
Why would you risk your marriage
for these other women?
290
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,356
I don't know, man.
291
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,229
I was just...
just chasing a feeling.
292
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,102
What does that mean?
293
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:22,540
You're looking for some
deep answer, Al, but I got none.
294
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:25,892
All right, I did a bunch
of dumb things for no reason.
295
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:29,069
Oh, and heads up...
I'm still doing 'em.
296
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,201
Hmm.
297
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:38,643
Riley jaan, I have been
in many moments with you.
298
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,472
Life-and-death moments.
299
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:44,214
And you always knew what to do.
300
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,960
Well... now I don't.
301
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,008
I love Vanessa,
I don't love her.
302
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,184
I'm texting with some chick
I barely know,
303
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,576
and then I ghost her.
304
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,404
One day, I can't get out of bed.
305
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,600
The next, I got to ride my
motorcycle as fast as it'll go.
306
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,017
You have a motorcycle?
307
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,627
I have pieces of motorcycle
308
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,499
and a titanium screw
in my shoulder.
309
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:17,073
You know how everybody thinks
they're the hero of their movie?
310
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,729
I don't think I am.
311
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,951
I don't even know
what the movie is anymore.
312
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:32,306
I know exactly
what movie you're in.
313
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:35,526
It is Christmas Eve and you are
in the Nakatomi building.
314
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,442
You are having trouble
with your wife,
315
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,009
but you will walk barefoot
316
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,924
through broken glass
to save her.
317
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,187
And I am your secret weapon.
318
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,103
I am the gun taped
to the back of your neck.
319
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,323
Yippie-kai-yay, Mr. Trucker.
320
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,675
Is that what you think he said?
321
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:57,287
I had it on VHS.
Sound was not great.
322
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,904
I remember when Michael
came to the house
323
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,689
and asked my permission
to marry you.
324
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,909
Old school.
325
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:13,129
Brought me a box of steaks.
326
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,957
There's still one
in the freezer.
327
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,133
Can't bring myself to eat it.
328
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:21,137
I know how much you love
red meat, so that means a lot.
329
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,580
"Red Zulu Niner.
330
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,148
1730 hours. All clear."
331
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,891
The old L3 is acting up.
332
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,197
You want to stop?
333
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,025
No. I just want
to sit down a second.
334
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,766
Then we'll sweep
that section by the rock.
335
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,030
Hey, you doing all right?
336
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,596
Me?
337
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,163
Never better.
338
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,731
A couple of mai tais,
it's my dream vacation.
339
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,429
We can call it now and
come back in the morning.
340
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:53,648
No way.
341
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,650
I got a bottle
of Advil in the truck,
342
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,870
and old Bertha here
can see in the dark.
343
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,829
All right, then
let's stop for me.
344
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,309
Really?
345
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,485
Yeah. I'm exhausted.
346
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,574
Oh, thank goodness.
347
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:11,666
"Operation suspended
until further notice."
348
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,886
Ah, geez, you're
writing in cursive?
349
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,976
What is this, your secret diary?
350
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:24,592
Ugh. Come on.
I'm not ready for another round.
351
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,681
Me, neither.
Just here to finish the job.
352
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,597
Come in. Thanks.
353
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,991
Where's Al?
354
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,644
Oh, I didn't want him
to come with me,
355
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,560
so I told him I was going
to a pork restaurant.
356
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,780
That's terrible.
357
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,046
Oh, you moved the rug back.
358
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:47,571
If you have any feelings left
for me at all, don't tell him.
359
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,097
Tell him what?
360
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,843
Hey. Hi.
361
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,019
I brought you a beer.
362
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,021
Thanks. Mm-hmm.
363
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,121
You know that thing
I said earlier
364
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:18,689
about how nobody wants
to hang out with you...
365
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,388
I was just mad.
366
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,174
Everybody likes to
hang out with you.
367
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:29,004
You're just... really great.
368
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,790
Thanks.
369
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,100
And I know I probably
should have told you
370
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,624
about Freddy earlier. I just...
371
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,844
Thought I'd lose it?
372
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,367
Yeah.
373
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,761
You know me well.
374
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:50,982
Also, I hate when you're right.
375
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,376
It doesn't happen much.
376
00:17:56,858 --> 00:18:00,340
Does, um, Hazel know
about you and him?
377
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,560
Uh, no.
378
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,649
It's still pretty new.
379
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,479
But she's doing okay?
380
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,178
Other than wanting
to be like her dad
381
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,484
when she grows up,
she's doing great.
382
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,445
Yeah? Yeah.
383
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,229
She quit Girl Scouts
when she found out
384
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,536
there was no target practice.
385
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,714
That's my girl.
386
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,761
This is nice.
387
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:35,114
I've enjoyed these two minutes
of not fighting with you.
388
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,854
Me, too.
389
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,119
I don't think
we should have sex, though.
390
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,947
You're impossible.
391
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,865
Well, you don't ask,
you don't get.
392
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,131
Why did you take
a metal detector
393
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,307
instead of a giant magnet?
394
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,396
What?
395
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:02,445
Then all of the metal would fly
out of the ground right to you.
396
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:05,622
Sure. And-and then,
we could have painted a door
397
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,669
on the side of a boulder,
opened it and been home.
398
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,716
What is she talking about?
399
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,153
Road Runner and Coyote.
400
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,765
Who here speaks English?
401
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,207
Methodical!
402
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:28,297
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You found them?!
403
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,994
Yeah, I couldn't sleep.Oh...
404
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,344
I heard the rain.
405
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,563
I knew I had my window
of peak conductivity.
406
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,609
Where were they? Get this.
407
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,219
Orange Bravo Seven.
408
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,353
Of course. That's
where I threw up.
409
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,009
Hmm. Thanks, Dad.
410
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,970
And?
411
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,059
Thank you, Bertha.
412
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,801
All right.
You don't have to get weird.
413
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,157
Okay, okay.
414
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,941
So, we're flying
low level with NVGs
415
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,553
for a CSAR pickup
in enemy territory, right?
416
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:09,251
Suddenly, these tracers
start zipping over our heads.
417
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,557
I look back,
418
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,863
and this clown is
miming the drum solo
419
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,691
to Phil Collins'
"In the Air Tonight."
420
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:24,135
All right, I want to make
a toast to Lizzie and Michael.
421
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,094
Aw.
I've known you
both for so long...
422
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,052
My sister and my buddy,
423
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,880
second in line
to be my best friend.
424
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,274
Riley! What? Kenny's got a boat.
425
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,015
Oh, come on. Anyways,
426
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:37,758
I don't want to get too sappy,
but now you guys are engaged,
427
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,151
and I feel sorry
for the both of you.
428
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,892
Uh... cheers.Cheers.
429
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,764
Cheers, man.Cheers.
430
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:47,681
You guys should get the house
across the street from us
431
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:50,597
and just have, like,
a million babies.
432
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,642
And you and me...
433
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:55,341
We're gonna start that
security company and get rich.
434
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,647
You're already rich
with that officer money.
435
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,476
Real money. Boat money.
436
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,391
If you buy a boat, Kenny's out.
437
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:06,003
Okay, well, if you
guys will excuse us,
438
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,483
we're gonna go to the restroom
439
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,113
and talk about you guys
behind your backs.
440
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,399
Oh, have fun.
441
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:20,366
Are we the two luckiest
guys in the world or what?
442
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:32,856
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