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- Look at their T-shirts.
- Slag party.
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Wish you'd let me organise
you a slag party, Shona.
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- Every day's a slag party to you.
- Ha! Hey!
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Good joke. Come here, did you get
something for Vish's dad for us?
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- Did you see me get anything?
- No. We'll get something from the shop.
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Course I got him something and
a card and signed it from us.
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Gotten all nervy.
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You said you didn't care if Mam met them.
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Not about Mammy meeting Vish's
family, about you and Ma.
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- You haven't talked to her in months.
- Oh, Shona, don't.
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No, come on, she's old.
You have to forgive her.
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- Move on. - She's only
old when she wants to be.
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- What if she died?
- Mammy won't die. She's too stubborn.
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Can't believe I said
that about Mammy dying.
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We're too different,
we'll never get along.
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You'll never get along?
You always got along.
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- Look, they've gone, free slag mags.
- Grab me one.
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I'll tell you what the problem is.
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I'm stuck in the middle of this
bullshit and it's not fair.
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Hey, Sho, Sho, look at this.
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We will fight them on the beaches.
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W-we will fight them on the grass!
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Then we will come back to the
beaches for more beach fighting.
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My babies!
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- What happened to your leg?
- What happened to you?
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Don't point it out or people
will notice. It's grand.
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- You have a cane. You look mad.
- No, it's not a cane.
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I only have it in case my
sports injury starts playing up.
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Oh, God.
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God, your hair's got so long!
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You look like your father in the 70s!
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So I look like a dead man? Thanks.
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Here. Who's this?
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It's Uncle Terry!
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Mammy, stop now.
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No silliness, this is a big day for
Shona. We'll be late for our train.
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Oh, come on.
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What's in this, Mammy? Jesus.
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Just a few bricks. A little bit
of gold bullion in my knickers.
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Do you know what, it's a bit of
a way off. Shall we get a taxi?
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Yes, please.
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Shona, don't be gentle with
me like I'm an old one.
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It's just my hamstring, I'm fine.
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We'll put you in a wheelchair
and roll you down the hill.
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Do you know what you're like,
you're like Willy Wonka --
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- Willy Wonka. - Let me finish.
And The Chocolate Factory.
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I wasn't interrupting,
that's how conversations work.
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And anyway, the film is called Willy Wonka
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but the book is called Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory.
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- You used to read me that.
- No, it's the opposite way around.
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- Now. - What? - How come you're
allowed to interrupt but I'm not?
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Because that's different
than interrupting a joke.
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- You let someone get to the end of --
- It was a joke, was it?
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- Yes. It would have made Shona laugh.
- Go on, the pair of yous!
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Oh, God.
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Wait, Richard the French
boy's dad will love this.
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- What are you doing?
- Taking a picture of these coffee pods. Funny.
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He says people recycle
them but no one ever does.
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Who's Richard? You never told
me there was a man on the go.
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- Oh, Mammy! - Well, Mammy,
Richard is Aine's elderly lover.
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- Oh, elderly lover?
- He's the same age as Shona!
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Do you think he might want
a go on the mother too?
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- Oh! - Well, when I put my cane
down I could give it a good go.
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Bleurgh! Disgusting!
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Hey, girls.
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Get off, get off, it was a joke!
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I was being Willy Wonka!
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Well, it's a joke if
you know how to do it.
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You've no sense of humour.
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I would have laughed so hard if it
backfired and you fell right on your face.
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Anyways, that's not how you do a fall. It's
all in the feet. This is how you do a fall.
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Like... Whoa!
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- Like that.
- That was really fake.
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I knew you were going to do that.
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You knew because I told
you I was gonna do it.
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Answer for everything. All
right, show me a back flip now.
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I watched a YouTube clip
so don't be sarcastic.
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Let's get a taxi, seriously.
Let's just get a taxi.
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- Don't talk about curry or Bollywood.
- I could have worked in Bollywood.
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I went for a casting for a music
video they made in Dublin once.
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Who were they? All the Bollywoods?
Paul Bollywood and his friends?
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There was an Indian gentleman we
interviewed one time for Nationwide.
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Lovely man. Lived in Nice.
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Er... Don't mention that. I
don't know why, just don't.
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- And don't talk about marriage or...
- Yeah, Mam.
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- I was talking to you. - What? - Ah.
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Hi!
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Come in, come in.
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Hello! Hello!
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- Happy birthday, Hari.
- Hello, how are you?
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That's for you from all of us.
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Today's not about me, I
don't want to make a fuss.
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Oh, there she is! I just
wanted to meet the big star.
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Oh no! No, just treat
me like a normal person.
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What a lovely house you've got.
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Hi, I'm your slave for today.
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I don't get to eat never mind
that I'm on a zero hours contract.
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- But would you like one of these?
- Tell me, what's in this one?
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Mam, they're grand, you'll like them.
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- I was only asking.
- Nothing is too spicy, Eileen.
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We learnt our lesson from
the last time Aine was here.
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It wasn't too spicy for me,
something just got stuck in my neck.
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- Spice.
- She is very sensitive.
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This is demeaning on so many levels.
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If you got a proper job you could
have a spot at the big boys' table.
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I have a proper job at BuzzFeed.
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Oh, Bubs, you know what,
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when you go to school and study hard
you could have a job at BuzzFeed.
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Or you can do what Uncle Vish did and move to
New York for two minutes and sound like a shit
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radio DJ.
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Whoa, whoa, radio DJ!
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It was 12 years, it wasn't two minutes.
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Happy birthday to you, Dad.
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Don't make a fuss, huh?
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- You'll make him cry.
- All right, everyone, listen up. Shh.
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I just want to say how wonderful it
is to have you here with us today.
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And to celebrate we have
prepared a special dish for Aine.
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Oh, that's so nice.
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Ta da!
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Very funny. Oh, my God, thank you so
much. Is this all the way from Kerala?
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- No. Too spicy.
- Would you like yogurt with that?
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Can I get some yoghurt, please? Thank you.
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What you up to right now, Sho?
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I haven't told you about Sho's new thing?
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- You're gonna love this as a woman.
- As a woman who also has a job.
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Listen up... working woman.
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No, it is very good, Sho is doing this
networking thing for women in finance.
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- Oh, wow, that's amazing.
- Yes, it is very exciting.
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It's a big project. I'm setting it
up for this amazing woman who's...
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- She's doing most of the work.
- She's more amazing.
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- Oh, that's amazing!
- Is it a big job, Shona?
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Mm. Yeah.
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It's small right now but hopefully
over the next couple of years.
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It'll be hard with the
children then, won't it?
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- Mum!
- Well, what?
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Time must be a pressure at this stage.
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Oh, yes, none of us getting
any younger, Kavita.
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Well, Shona doesn't have time
for kids cos she's got me.
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Well, you definitely have become
a full-time job this last year.
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What was last year?
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Er, she broke her leg.
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- Oh, no! What did you do? - Yeah.
- It's all fixed now. She's fine.
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That's bad luck that
you both have bad legs.
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That's where the similarity ends, Seema.
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Actually, I once auditioned
for the film My Left Foot.
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- Wowee! - What did you
audition for, the right foot?
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No!
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For a neighbour who comes in.
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The neighbour, I think I saw that bit!
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- Did you? - She didn't
get the part. Chill out.
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I actually don't want kids.
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You always think you don't want
kids and then you change your mind.
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I mean, I still sometimes
think I don't want Aine.
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But genuinely, I genuinely
don't, you know?
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It's not a big deal. Just never have.
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Do you know what, lads, I'm going
to throw caution to the wind
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and eat with my hand!
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Yeah, so fork off, forks.
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What about you and children, Vish?
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- Oh, erm, I want what Shona wants.
- Oh, OK.
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What about when you're our age? Who'll
look after you in the care home?
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- I thought you wanted kids, Vish.
- No, I er... I have Bubs right here.
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And she is all I need and then
give her back to you when I'm done.
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- You never know real love
until you have children. - Mam!
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Even if Anil murdered someone I'd
still love him unconditionally.
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And get a spade to dig a
grave and cover it up.
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- Why am I a murderer?
- Vish'd never murder someone.
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Yeah, I'm a pyro guy.
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- Let me take her back.
- No, she's fine.
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I don't think you need to be a
mother to know unconditional love.
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Don't think that's a thing.
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Also I have enough money to hire
someone to visit me in a care home so...
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Do you know what, I'm just gonna make
a call, I'll be back in a second.
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- This is new.
- Huh?
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Oh, shit, I didn't mean to FaceTime you!
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- Shall I call you back normally?
- It's OK. It's nice.
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It's nice to see your face. Are you OK?
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Yeah. I just literally saw a
picture of Vish and his ex-wife
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in a frame in his parents' kitchen.
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Oh, God, why do they still have that?
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- No idea.
- Can I see it?
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Oh, she's an angry little elf.
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Yeah, er... It's thrown me a bit, sorry.
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Long day. Erm...
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Listen, I don't know if
this is a good time but --
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- Sorry, Shona.
- It's OK.
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I-I'll let you go. We can talk later.
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Yeah, OK. All right, I'll call you back.
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Shona, you know we don't
care if you have children.
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Oh, no, no, it's not that. It's erm...
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Oh, that's embarrassing.
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No, it's fine, I get it. I mean,
it was his first marriage, it's...
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Shona, we just like the
frame, that is why we have it.
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- Really? - Genuinely, and that
woman was a complete idiot.
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She thought France was
the capital of France.
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Did she?
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I've taken some really
nice pictures of you today.
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I'm going to put you in it instead.
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Oh no, you don't need
to put me in a frame.
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I mean, it's a very nice frame.
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I want you to help me choose
because I always get this wrong.
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The women always get annoyed when I put
their picture on Instagram without editing.
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All they want is a Valencia
filter and no smiling.
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Wouldn't be the worst.
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Sorry. They're awful.
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Oh! So the sun is actually boiling
up the worm? That's disgusting.
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Poor little wormie, he
needs to get inside.
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- He's got no way because...
- Any reply from the old boy?
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I'm not waiting for a reply from old
boy. What was that about the worm?
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The worm crawled up...
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- Isn't that nice?
- Mm.
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He's a real softie, isn't he?
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- Our Shona always loved
being round her dad. - Mm.
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- What's he doing? Is he
flirting with you? - Yeah.
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I said he could cos it's his birthday.
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- We have this agreement.
- On any man's birthday...
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I'm sorry, I just want both
of you to be happy. You know.
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- Don't be silly. Don't worry.
- And honestly we do just love that frame.
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- Harry told me.
- Right.
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Well, it's a beautiful thing.
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d Happy birthday to you
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- Oh, no!
- d Happy birthday to you
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- Don't make a fuss.
- d Happy birthday dear Dad
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Oh, he's cry -- Dad! Whoa! No crying! Ah!
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Come here!
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Oh, Dad, why you crying?
It's your birthday!
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It's only a cake, darling!
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- Oh, Shona, could you
take a picture? - Yes!
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With Harry's phone? OK...
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- Smiles!
- Smiles!
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That's it! Ah.
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Could somebody blow the candles
out before the house burns down.
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- Birthday boy.
- One, two, three.
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Go, go, keep going, keep going!
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Last one!
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Right, a song.
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- Now, my two daughters --
- Oh, Mammy, we're not singing. Stop.
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- Yes. They have the voices of angels.
- I don't think so.
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No, you are going to sing.
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- No. No.
- You can sing for your supper.
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I can sing!
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d Up above the world so high
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d Like a diamond in the sky
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d Twinkle twinkle little star
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00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,510
d How I wonder what you are
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Go on. Sing the song.
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Oh, no, Mammy, we're not singing.
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- The one about the ghost.
- It's not about ghosts!
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- Sing it!
- No!
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d You see, it's not me, it's not my family
251
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,470
- d In your head, in your head
- d In your head
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00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,870
- d They are fighting
- d They are fighting
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00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,390
- d With their tanks and
their bombs - d Tanks
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- d And their bombs and their guns
- d Bombs
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- d In your head, in your head
- d Bombs
256
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,230
- d They are crying
- d Cry
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d In your he-ad
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d In your he-ea-ad
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00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,670
d Zombie, zombie
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d Zombie, eh-eh-eh
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d Oh oh oh oh
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00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,230
d Oh oh oh oh
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00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:09,830
d Oh-oh-oh, aye aye aye
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d Ah... d
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~
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I feel like an absolute prick.
267
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,350
No, it's really good! Honestly.
268
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- Very haunting.
- Is it?
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00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,510
That was... very good, Synthesiser Patel.
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00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,190
- I don't have a piano at home so...
- Well, you'd never know.
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00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,870
- You'd never know. - It's always
a skill to have, isn't it, piano?
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00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:13,390
- So will the movie star be singing?
- Oh, no, no, I shun the limelight.
273
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,150
- Oh, yeah, Mam, do a song.
- We don't, we do not any more.
274
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,710
- What?
- You used to love performing.
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00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,990
- I didn't, I hated it.
- She loved it. - I didn't.
276
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:25,590
She used to come on set with me
and she would walk up and down
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00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,070
modelling children's hats.
278
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,210
Because, you see, I used to wear a different
hat every day when I was doing the weath
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00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:33,350
er.
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00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:38,390
- We were a very popular item.
- We heard. So amazing.
281
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,230
- Shona...
- What? My finger slipped!
282
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:50,030
d You know, every now and then
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00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,670
- Just do it. - d I think you might
like to hear something from us
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00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:57,270
- Go on, Ma. Do the duet.
- I don't want to!
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00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,550
d But there's just one thing
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00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:04,110
d We never ever do nothing nice and easy
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00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,910
Get up! d We always do it nice and rough
288
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,630
- d So we're gonna take the
beginning of this song easy - Do it!
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00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,510
d Then we're gonna finish it rough
290
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:18,310
d This is the way we do Proud Mary
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d Cos we rolling
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Yes! Here we go!
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- d Rolling
- Listen to the song.
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d Rolling on the river
295
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d Left a good job in the city
296
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,510
d I was working for the
man every night and day
297
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,750
d And I didn't miss a minute of sleeping
298
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,950
d Cos I was worrying about
the way things might have been
299
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,470
d You know the big wheels keep on turning
300
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,990
Here we go! d Proud Mary keep on burning
301
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,110
d Cos we're rolling, rolling
302
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,590
d Rolling on the river
303
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d Rolling, whoo! Rolling, whoo!
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d Rolling on the river d
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00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,150
Really nice to see you.
You'll never get rid of us.
306
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:08,590
- Thank you so much for coming.
- Thank you. The food was delicious.
307
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,470
Where's your coat?
308
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,110
- I'm gonna stay here for a bit so you
two head back together, yeah? - What?
309
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,470
I'll bring your bag. Aine
has my key to let you in.
310
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:20,510
Er... But h-how will we
find the train station?
311
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,830
- We'll be grand if you draw us a map.
- No, you'll be grand
312
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,190
because you have phones and
you're not five years old.
313
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,550
- Right. - Right. - Bye,
see you back at your place.
314
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,270
- Love you.
- Love you too.
315
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,880
I really do.
316
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,310
- It's been lovely.
- Are you pissed off with me?
317
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,470
- I'm not pissed off with you.
- No tears, hmm?
318
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,020
- Thank you for a lovely day.
- Bye!
319
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,910
Your singing was really good.
320
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,350
Shouldn't have said to
Shona about having kids.
321
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,390
You shouldn't have been so narky
cos some old fella never texted you.
322
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:09,560
I work for him so just try and hurry
up, we're gonna miss this train.
323
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,430
Excuse me, that's my mother!
324
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,280
- Sorry.
- She's disabled. Jesus!
325
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,000
- Sorry.
- Christ!
326
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,000
Mam, stop, you all right?
327
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,190
And you did love coming to set with me.
328
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:38,350
All those things I did. Like
wearing those stupid hats.
329
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,590
That's what paid for your drama
classes and Shona's riding lessons
330
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,470
- and all those Ad-eedas shoes.
- Adidas.
331
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,320
Adidas shoes.
332
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:53,030
I was just trying to do my best.
333
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,510
Yeah, well, your best
didn't work cos look at me.
334
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,590
Why you so angry all the time?
335
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:01,590
- What have I done? I didn't do anything.
- Exactly, Mammy! Exactly!
336
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,990
- You didn't do anything.
- What are you on about?
337
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,190
- You didn't come and get me.
- Come and get you? - Yes.
338
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,470
What?
339
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,470
I wanted you to come and get me, Mammy.
340
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,830
I wanted you to come down to that
place and take me out of there.
341
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,470
And take me home and make me better.
342
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,710
Those people in there
knew what they were doing.
343
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,150
What help would I have been?
344
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,320
You're my mammy, that's why!
345
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,830
I just wanted you to try.
346
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,990
Instead of all this... all this pretence,
347
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,310
like I'm fine, like everything's
fine, like it's grand.
348
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:39,110
- Like she broke her leg.
- That's what you told me to say.
349
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,320
Only to family if they
asked me where I was.
350
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,510
I was so alone, Mammy. You've no idea.
351
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,790
- Oh, I have an idea, believe
you me. I know. - Oh, really?
352
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,200
- Oh yeah, what, was bingo difficult
one night? - I bloody know.
353
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:57,950
I left Shona. When she
was born, I left her.
354
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:03,240
For three months I left her
because... I didn't want her.
355
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,560
Mam.
356
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,280
I just... I just couldn't.
357
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,040
I'm sorry, Mam.
358
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:35,070
- But you are brilliant.
- Oh... - You are.
359
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,240
And why wouldn't you be
brilliant? You're my daughter.
360
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,550
I just want you to find someone
who'll make you see that.
361
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,950
Mammy, a man isn't gonna fix me.
362
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,480
No.
363
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,680
- Bit of sex'd be nice.
- Oh, God, yuck, don't.
364
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,550
Oh and if you tell Shona
I left her I'll kill you.
365
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,870
And...
366
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,670
Well, could you just ring me sometimes.
367
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,710
You have to work out how to use
FaceTime. The top of your head --
368
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,910
It's very lonely, Aine.
369
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,920
Most of my friends, half of them are dead.
370
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,840
Did you kill them?
371
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,350
Only Louise Gallagher because
she was so fucking annoying!
372
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,910
- Oh, my God, Mammy, he texted back.
- Go on, what did he say?
373
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,680
Wait a minute.
374
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,870
"Ha ha."
375
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,070
That's a bit of an anticlimax.
376
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,430
Jesus.
377
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,110
You have to be careful with
men. They don't always get jokes.
378
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,750
No.
379
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,590
Also annoyingly Shona didn't
get us return tickets.
380
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,510
- What?
- Don't worry, I'll get them.
381
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,070
No, I'm getting the tickets.
382
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:55,150
- No, you're disabled so it'll be half price.
- I am not disabled.
383
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:59,160
I am getting both tickets and
they will both be full fares.
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00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,160
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