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Are you sure, doctor?
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Yes, Lillian, quite sure.
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I just spoke to the hospital.
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Thank you for telling
me, Dr. Woodfield.
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What will you do now?
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What I've always done,
smile through my tears.
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Oh, Lillian, Lillian, Lillian.
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Oh, doctor, doctor, doctor.
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Oh, nose, nose, nose.
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Would you turn that off, please?
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Say, why did you do that?
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I'm watching my
favorite TV show,
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Death Valley Hospital.
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It makes too much noise, pop.
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Do you mind?
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I sure feel sorry for Lillian.
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I'm not kidding you.
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Wednesday, she found out
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that her best friend ran
away with her husband,
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and Thursday, she found
out her son had been arrested
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for stealing a car,
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and then today, she found out
that her daughter was pregnant
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and was living
with a rock group.
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But she did get
some good news...
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The doctor gave her
six months to live...
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And that's the
same married doctor
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that she's been having
the illicit affair with.
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Hey, pop, if you don't mind
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being a little more quiet,
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see, I've got this
terrible headache.
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Okay, but... I don't know
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why they call these soap operas,
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because they're filthy.
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Look, pop, you know,
I've got a headache,
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a real bad headache.
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I've had it for
the last two days.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh? What do you mean "Uh-oh"?
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That's what Lillian
had last week.
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All right, so I've got
six months to live.
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Well, that ain't too
bad. It could be worse.
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At least you're not pregnant.
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Pop, would you stop
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talking about this
dumb soap opera?
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As a matter of fact,
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just stop talking
period, all right?
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Well, what did I do?
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Nothing, but I've been
trying to tell you, man,
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I've got a headache.
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I mean, all I'm doing
is just sitting here
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watching a sad TV show
and crying and enjoying myself.
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Yeah, while I'm
out there all day
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working my tail off on a truck.
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Why don't you
clean this place up?
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Look at it, it's a mess,
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paper scattered
all over the floor.
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I bet you last night's dishes
are still in the sink, right?
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Right?
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Shh.
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Remember, son, your headache.
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I've had this
headache for two days,
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I'm going in the kitchen and
take myself a headache pill.
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"Pop, do you know
there's not a clean glass
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in the whole kitchen?"
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Hey, pop. What?
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There's not a clean glass
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in the whole kitchen.
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I'll get you one.
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Oh, never mind.
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I've had this headache
for two days, man.
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Well, listen, son,
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maybe I can diagnose your case.
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What?
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I watch Dr. Woodfield
on Death Valley Hospital
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all the time, and
maybe I can help you.
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Well, go ahead, I'd try anything
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to get rid of this headache,
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All right, then,
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would you get up
on the table, Miss?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, see, Dr. Woodfield
is a gynecologist.
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You're fooling around. I
thought you were serious.
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Now, just leave me alone
and let me get some shut-eye,
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and I'll probably feel better
after the pill starts working,
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all right?
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I'll be quiet as a mouse.
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All right.
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Since I had this headache, pop,
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the least little noise is
magnified a hundred times,
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so try and cool it, all right?
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Not a sound.
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Beautiful.
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I'll just start
clean up a little bit.
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Oh, hiya, Fred.
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Lower your voice.
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Hiya, Fred.
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Come on.
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Come on in the kitchen.
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Hi, Lamont.
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Shh, he's trying
to get some sleep.
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He's had this
headache for two days.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh?
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What do you mean "Uh-oh"?
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Well, you remember,
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in Death Valley Hospital,
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when Lillian got a headache,
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and her doctor told her
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that she only has
six months to live?
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Oh, that's just something
they tell them silly people
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so they'll tune in the next day.
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Oh, that's...
You're right, Fred.
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Yeah. Let's wake Lamont up.
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But why?
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Because if he only
got six months to live,
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it seems a shame
wasting them sleeping.
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Go ahead, you wake him up,
and I'll stand here behind you.
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No, no, no, no, no, Fred.
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No, no, he... he
might get mad at me,
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so you wake him up.
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Well, he's already mad at me,
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so you wake him up,
and I'll be right here.
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Okay.
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He looks so cute.
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I just can't resist.
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Coochie, coochie, coo.
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Grady, what are you doing?
Just leave me alone, all right?
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I've got a headache. Let
me get some rest over here.
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
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I'll go fix you a nice
cup of hot tea, Lamont.
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Yeah, you do that.
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Yeah, son, and
I'll call a doctor.
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Hey, pop, forget it, man.
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Doctors don't make house calls.
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They will if it's an emergency.
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A headache is not an emergency.
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Not an emergency?
Well, what else is it?
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If you've got a headache,
you can't go to work.
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You can't go to work,
you can't make no money.
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You can't make no
money, I can't eat.
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If I can't eat,
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my stomach's
on the critical list.
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All right, just do
to suit yourself.
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You know,
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maybe if ate
something, I'd feel better.
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Yeah, well, there's
one piece of roast beef
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there in the kitchen
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that's left over
from last night.
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Good goodoligoo, this
roast beef's real good.
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Hello, is this
Emergency Service?
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This is Fred Sanford.
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Sanford,
S-A-N-F-O-R-D... Period.
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Yes, I've got to get a doctor
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out here right away
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to 9114 South Central Avenue.
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Yeah. Who?
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It's my son.
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His head is killing him.
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How old?
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Uh... he's two.
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Thank you, Miss.
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Bye.
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Pop, why did you tell that
woman I was two years old for?
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Because they
move a little faster
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when it's for a kid.
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I don't know, Fred,
today is Wednesday,
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and that doctor might be
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out there on the golf
course somewhere.
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No, this ain't one
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of them high-falooting
high-class
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Beverly Hills doctors.
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Well, where is he?
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He's at the bowling alley.
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Mr. Sanford?
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Yeah, doc, you sure
got here in a hurry.
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Well, luckily, I was
in the neighborhood.
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Where's the baby?
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Right over there.
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How long has he
had the moustache?
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Since he was one.
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Pretty big for two
years old, isn't he?
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Yeah, I used to give
him that kind of bread
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that helps you grow eight ways.
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Uh...
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What difference does it
make how old he is, anyway?
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Oh, it makes quite a
difference. I'm a pediatrician.
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Oh, I'm Methodist myself.
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Hey, I'm terribly sorry
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about the mix-up, doctor.
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Well, as long as I'm here,
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maybe I can help.
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I hope so.
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Now... Where does
it hurt, little fella?
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No, I've just got a headache.
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Well, let's have a look.
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Maybe you can give him a pill.
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Um, perhaps.
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Would you hold this, please?
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Wow.
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You're lucky you don't
have to take two of these.
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I'll get you a bucket of water.
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Take a deep breath.
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Again.
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Once more.
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It's all right.
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All right, let's
have a look inside.
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Open the garage wide.
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Say "Ah."
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All right, tiger,
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go upstairs while
I talk to daddy.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Now, would you
stop all this nonsense.
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I'm a grown man,
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and you don't
have to tell nothing
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to my daddy.
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You can tell me,
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and before you close that bag,
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let me have a few
of them lollipops.
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What do you think, doc?
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Well, everything
appears to be normal,
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physically that is.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Well, headaches can be caused
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by stress situations.
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Um, I'm a great believer
in psychosomatic illness.
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Hey, doc, maybe...
maybe you could help me,
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maybe you could
help me a little bit.
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I've been having
a little trouble.
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See, I've been having
them baby heart attacks.
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Well, you need a
baby heart specialist.
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Here's my bill.
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Hey, Doc, oh,
Doc, wait a minute.
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You forgot something.
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Hi, Fred.
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Hi, Fred.
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What?
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I said, hi, Fred.
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Oh.
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I mean, was that wrong?
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I mean, I... I came over,
and so I said "Hi" and "Fred,"
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referring to "Hello" and "You,"
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as opposed to
"Bye" and "Delores."
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I'm talking
about a person arriving
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in another person's yard
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and greeting that
person with the word "Hi"
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followed by his
first name, to wit,
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hi, Fred.
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Hi, Grady.
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Oh, hi, Fred.
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Say, Fred, how's Lamont?
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He's not doing too good.
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He's at the clinic now.
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Oh, wow, that's been going on
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for two weeks.
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You'd think he'd
be better by now.
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Who's he seeing today?
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He's seeing a psychiatrist,
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and for goodness sake, Grady,
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don't say nothing to nobody.
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Oh, Fred, now, wait a minute,
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you know I wouldn't
say anything,
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but that's nothing
to be ashamed of.
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We're all modern people,
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and we know that just
because you see a psychiatrist,
266
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,047
that doesn't mean
that you're crazy.
267
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That's right.
268
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,584
Yeah. Anyway, I'll see
you a little later, Fred,
269
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and when Lamont comes home,
270
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:53,022
tell him that I said,
"Hiya, koo-koo."
271
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You big dummy.
272
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,494
All right, Lamont. I
think I see a pattern here.
273
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,362
Oh, yeah, what... what is it?
274
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,364
You've never felt comfortable
lying on that couch, have you?
275
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,300
No, no, no, doctor, not really.
276
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,135
Why? Is it my approach?
277
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,636
No, it's your cologne.
278
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,438
I see something
that I'd like to go with.
279
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,307
Oh, you found a cure
for my headache?
280
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,475
No, not a cure, I found a cause,
281
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:14,610
and that's the first step.
282
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,612
You know, find a
cause, cure the cause,
283
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,814
then the headache
would cure itself.
284
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,215
Oh, great, okay, lay it on me.
285
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,216
What is it?
286
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,118
Well, a pathological patrophobia
287
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:25,354
resulting in repressed
psychogenic malaise.
288
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,355
And what does that mean?
289
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,419
You hate your father.
290
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,841
I hate my father?
291
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,943
No, that's dumb.
292
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,278
Hi, son. I thought
I heard the truck.
293
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,647
Hey, pop, I love you.
294
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,782
Huh? I love you.
295
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,784
Hey, you'd better
come on in the house
296
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:55,985
and lie down.
297
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,586
You might have a
touch of that fever.
298
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,021
No, no, there's
nothing wrong with me.
299
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,022
You all right?
300
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,023
I'm fine, pop.
301
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,625
Oh, I'll tell you.
302
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,026
Hey, how come you got the couch
303
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,027
made up like a bed?
304
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,428
Well, I thought
when you got home,
305
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,830
you'd be too sick
to go upstairs.
306
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,098
Of course you did.
307
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,800
That's another thing
I love about you, pop,
308
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,802
the concern that
you feel for me.
309
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,103
I love you, I love you,
310
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,471
I love you, I love you,
311
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,705
I love you, I love you,
312
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,289
I love you, I love you.
313
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,946
Say, what... what's happening?
314
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,984
You act like you've been
hit by the sugar truck.
315
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,185
There's nothing
wrong with me, pop.
316
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,519
Look at this. I feel great.
317
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,121
You know, I went
down to the doctor,
318
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,190
and he gave me
a new lease on life.
319
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,193
I feel fab... Look
at this, look at this.
320
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,662
Tennis, anyone? Huh?
321
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,063
Well, what else
did the doctor say?
322
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,498
I don't want to talk about it.
323
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,888
I've got a headache.
324
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,407
All right, Mrs. Nealy,
continue, please.
325
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,576
I can't say it. I'm so ashamed.
326
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,180
Well, of course you can say
it. We're so close to an answer.
327
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,469
Go on, please.
328
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,418
Look, tell me,
what I say to you,
329
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,487
is it going to be in the
strictest of confidence?
330
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,823
It's in the strictest
of confidence.
331
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,826
This room is our
kingdom of privacy
332
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,460
where we can say and discuss
333
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,595
our innermost
thoughts and secrets.
334
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:14,697
All right, then. Okay?
335
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:15,832
All right, I'll say it.
336
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,066
All right. Good.
337
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,836
The reason I don't
love my husband is...
338
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,771
Yes? Is... I love you.
339
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:26,042
Mrs. Nealy... That's nice, lady.
340
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,932
Now get the hell out of here.
341
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,480
Mrs. Nealy, you
don't have to go now.
342
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:35,184
You don't have to go. Mrs.
Nealy, come back, Mrs...
343
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,353
Do you know what
you've just done?
344
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,354
I'm sorry, doc,
345
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,956
but my son is more
important to me
346
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:40,957
than that lady.
347
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,658
She was almost
at a breakthrough.
348
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,382
Break through this.
349
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,129
Now, who are you?
350
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,831
I'm Fred G. Sanford,
351
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,132
and they told me downstairs
352
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,934
that you're the doctor
who talked to my son.
353
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:52,935
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
354
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,337
Yes, yes, I did.
355
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,305
Well, what did
you tell him, doc?
356
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,241
Exactly what do you mean?
357
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,377
I mean, my son
came home acting...
358
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:08,550
He was... Well,
exactly what did he say?
359
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,651
He said, "I love you,
360
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,254
I love you, I love you,
361
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,554
I love you, I love you."
362
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,890
Oh, Mr. Sanford.
363
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:14,891
Yeah.
364
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,692
Well, perhaps if
I got to know you
365
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,560
a little better,
366
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,796
then perhaps I
could help your son.
367
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,187
Why don't you lie
down on the couch.
368
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,374
Uh...
369
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:35,366
I... I don't think I want
to know you that well.
370
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,249
Mr. Sanford, just lie
down on the couch.
371
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,350
Now, see, I help people
372
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,452
by getting them to relax
373
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,254
and say exactly
what's on their mind.
374
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,090
Now, go ahead, lie
down on the couch.
375
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,880
Okay.
376
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,829
Now, I know this might seem
a little bit strange to you...
377
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,431
Relax...
378
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,634
But we have a way of
getting people to relax
379
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,236
by playing a word game.
380
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,637
Oh, we're going to play a game?
381
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,638
Yeah.
382
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,639
I love games.
383
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,873
Did you you ever play
384
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,598
"Pin the mule's tail
on Esther's face"?
385
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,115
I'll say a word, and
you say the first thing
386
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,516
that comes into
your mind, all right?
387
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,617
Okay, doc.
388
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,519
Okay. Esther.
389
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,310
Swamp.
390
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:23,960
Uh... telephone.
391
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,894
Bill.
392
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,963
Love.
393
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,652
Money.
394
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:30,833
Women.
395
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,801
Where? No.
396
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,869
Mr. Sanford.
397
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,538
Mr. Sanford, no.
398
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,507
I... I think that we should
play something else.
399
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,808
I think we should...
400
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,945
Let's see. Let's
try some ink spots.
401
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:43,946
Ink Spots? Yes.
402
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,814
Oh, sure.
403
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,950
♪ And would I be sure ♪
404
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:53,555
♪ That this is love
Beyond compare ♪
405
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,623
Mr. Sanford.
406
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,025
Mr. Sanford, I think...
Mr. Sanford, please...
407
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,026
♪ Would all this... ♪
408
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,494
I think we should
dispense the game
409
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,495
♪ Be true ♪
410
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,896
♪ If I didn't care... ♪
411
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,867
Mr. Sanford! Would you
lie down on the couch!
412
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,935
Mr. Sanford, please
lie down on the couch.
413
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,105
You asked for the
Ink Spots, didn't you?
414
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,473
Yes, I did ask... Don't hold...
415
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,474
I'm sorry, mister.
416
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,975
Would you lie down?
417
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,280
Just watch yourself,
Doc. I don't play that.
418
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,014
Would you try to relax?
419
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,837
Uncross your legs.
420
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,007
Relax.
421
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,391
Are you relaxed?
422
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,725
Yeah, doc, listen,
423
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,994
let me tell you, what is
causing all my son's headaches?
424
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,129
Well, first of all,
425
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,398
your son does not want
to admit the first thing
426
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,300
that's causing the headaches.
427
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,968
Well, what is it?
428
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,638
He hates you.
429
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,441
My... Son... Hates... You.
430
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,243
Hey, let's go back to
that word game again.
431
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,244
All right.
432
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,245
All right? Fist.
433
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,246
Oh, wait, no.
434
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,881
Mr. Sanford... Nose.
Behave yourself.
435
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,949
Right now. Cool it, now.
436
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,422
He hates me.
437
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,157
My own son hates me.
438
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,892
After I gave him the
best years of my life.
439
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,529
Now I ain't got nobody
who cares for me.
440
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,298
You still got me, Fred.
441
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,899
Years ago, when
he was just a baby...
442
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,435
Yeah.
443
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,937
And he would cry,
and I'd tell his mother,
444
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,872
I'd say, "Elizabeth, get
up and feed that boy."
445
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,275
Right.
446
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,676
I was a good father to him.
447
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,645
And another time, he screamed...
448
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,882
He screamed... and
I... I almost broke my leg
449
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,284
getting Elizabeth out of the bed
450
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,553
to see what was wrong.
451
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,688
I've been a good father to him.
452
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,690
Where did I go wrong, Grady?
453
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,159
Well, you've made
a few mistakes, Fred.
454
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,160
Tell me, tell me, Grady.
455
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,395
No, you see,
456
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,996
because you're not
gonna like anything I say.
457
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,031
Well, it's okay, just tell me.
458
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,334
Well, first of all,
Fred, you see,
459
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,070
Lamont loves you.
460
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:51,307
He respects you,
and he's a good son.
461
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,510
He works hard, but
on the other hand,
462
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,778
I mean, you just
don't treat him right.
463
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,416
I mean, you're always
grouching and complaining.
464
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,683
You can't cook.
465
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,919
You keep the house messy,
466
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,822
and... and you...
Fred, you're rotten.
467
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,092
Fred, I mean, just deep down,
468
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:13,596
low-down rotten to the core.
469
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:18,656
Now, Fred, take it from
a friend who knows.
470
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,741
And you take this from an enemy.
471
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:29,945
Oh, see, I told you
you wasn't gonna like it.
472
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,447
Oh, hi, Grady.
473
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,515
Oh, hi, Lamont.
474
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,949
How you doing, pop?
475
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,451
Hey, my handsome son.
How... how you doing?
476
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,852
Oh, fine, just fine.
477
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:41,123
Listen, I was just telling Grady
how... how much I worry about you.
478
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,724
Well, how about a
hot cup of coffee?
479
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:43,725
Great, I'll get it.
480
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:44,893
No, no, no, no,
481
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,295
you don't have
to go get nothing.
482
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,463
I'll get anything you want.
483
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,007
Grady, get Lamont
a cup of coffee.
484
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,067
Son, sit right down and relax,
485
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,802
because you've been
working hard all morning.
486
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,237
I know you must be exhausted.
487
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,027
Well, I am kind of tired.
488
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,843
Hey, listen, after
we have this coffee,
489
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,412
I'll fix you a nice hot bath
490
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,913
so the windows can steam all up
491
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,082
and you can write
some dirty words on them
492
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,950
like you did when you was kid.
493
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:09,951
Uh, no, thanks, pop,
494
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,353
I'll just take a shower later on
495
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,754
and go to bed early.
496
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,290
Well, I hope not too early,
497
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,625
because I've got a
great dinner planned too.
498
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,161
Yeah, I've got
prime rib of sparerib
499
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,362
and coleslaw and
canned sweet potatoes...
500
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,331
Oh.
501
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,765
And... and guess what
we're having for dessert.
502
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,202
What? Cracker Jacks.
503
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,837
And you can have
the prize this time.
504
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,739
Well, that's great.
It's real nice, pop.
505
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,141
It sounds like a good dinner.
You need any help with it?
506
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,743
Oh, no, no, I want you to see
507
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,012
that I did everything
that you need done.
508
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,381
I'll have it done
myself. I'll do it.
509
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:43,018
Grady, get dinner started.
510
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,653
Oh, yeah. Here's
your coffee, Lamont.
511
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:45,654
Thanks a lot, Grady.
512
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,389
All right.
513
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,624
Hey, listen,
514
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,492
after... after we finish dinner,
515
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,628
we can sit here and watch TV
516
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,929
while Grady does the dishes.
517
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:54,930
Yeah.
518
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,699
Just me and you sitting here,
519
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,800
father-son togetherness.
520
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,502
Yeah, it sounds great.
521
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:01,870
Excuse me, you two,
522
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,172
but I've got to run
down to the supermarket
523
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:07,343
and get something extra
special for dinner tonight,
524
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,777
and, you know,
525
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,813
I just really enjoy
being a father to Lamont.
526
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:15,183
And, Lamont, I hope
you don't hate me
527
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,308
as much as you hate
your present father.
528
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,879
Bye.
529
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,128
Hey, Pop.
530
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,129
Hmm?
531
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,364
You went down to that doctor,
532
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,466
and he told you everything
he told me, didn't he?
533
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:33,001
Don't hate me, though,
son. Please, don't hate me.
534
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:36,037
I mean, you can
hate me if it helps you,
535
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,006
but don't "Hate me" hate me.
536
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:41,143
Uh, you know what I mean?
I don't know what I mean.
537
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,279
Pop, I don't hate
you, I love you.
538
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,046
But I want you to hate me
539
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,782
if it'll help your headache,
540
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,984
and I know you won't
hate me when you hate me
541
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:52,187
but you'll just be hating
me to help your headache,
542
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,657
and if you just try it,
it might good for you,
543
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:55,824
so hate me.
544
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:58,327
Would you just
stop it. This is silly.
545
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,329
No, it's not silly if
you say you hate me,
546
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:01,330
as long as you do.
547
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,331
Just say you hate me.
548
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,199
Well... Say, "I hate you,"
549
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,934
and I'll know you don't hate me,
550
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,569
but your head will feel better.
551
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,171
Look, I'm not gonna
say I hate you,
552
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,806
because I don't
hate you, I love you.
553
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,608
Now, I don't want to
talk about it anymore.
554
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,410
Now why don't you
just clean up this place?
555
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,411
Say you hate me.
556
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,812
I'm not gonna say it.
557
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,014
Now why don't you clean
up this place? It's a mess.
558
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,416
I can't stand it
messy like this.
559
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,618
I come home from work,
I've been working hard all day,
560
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,620
and I walk in here,
and this place is messy.
561
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,021
There's newspapers
all over the floor.
562
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,324
The sink is full of dishes,
and you know something else?
563
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,659
When I come in here and
find that soap opera on,
564
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,661
boy, that really makes me
had, because I cannot stand...
565
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,696
Me.
566
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,698
Hey, wait a minute,
Huh? Wait a minute.
567
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:36,832
No, that's... that's not right.
568
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,356
I love you, but...
569
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:43,905
My headache is gone.
570
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:44,940
Huh? It's gone.
571
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:45,941
My headache is gone.
572
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,008
You hate me.
573
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,577
No, no, I don't hate you.
574
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:49,812
Don't you understand, pop?
575
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,213
I don't hate you, I love you.
576
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:52,414
It's just that I don't like
577
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:53,415
certain things that you do,
578
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:54,650
and I had all of that
579
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:55,651
bottled up inside of me.
580
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,753
Oh, son, I'm so happy.
581
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:01,022
Now I know what
happened to Lillian.
582
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,492
Lillian... Lillian
isn't gonna die.
583
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,461
Dr. Woodfield is
gonna save her life.
584
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,729
He'll pull her through.
585
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,731
Listen, you get this
house cleaned up,
586
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,198
because it's time
for the show now.
587
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,600
Oh, I'm not gonna sit up there
588
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,969
and watch this show...
589
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,393
Shh.
590
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:24,145
Boy... Something
sure smells good.
591
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:25,547
Morning, son.
592
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,549
Excuse me, I've got to
get upstairs to the beds.
593
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,550
Oh, hey,
594
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,951
you fixed breakfast,
and it smells great,
595
00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:31,019
and you've been down here
596
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,688
and straightened up
the living room already?
597
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,222
That's right, son,
that's what you like,
598
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,824
and so I want to make you happy.
599
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,325
Now, let me get to this bed.
600
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:38,326
No, wait a minute, pop.
601
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,995
Why don't you stay down here
602
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,196
and have breakfast with me, man.
603
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,998
You don't have to
make up the beds now.
604
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,600
I'm not gonna lay
down again till tonight.
605
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:45,801
Well, you're not, but I am.
606
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,603
That's why I'm going
to get to the beds,
607
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:48,604
because, see, this cleaning,
608
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:49,605
and dusting and cooking,
609
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,006
it's gotten my head aching.
610
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,776
Well... well, why
don't you stop?
611
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,311
Because if I stop, then
you'd have a headache.
612
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,312
Say, Fred,
613
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:58,580
I've finished
cleaning and cooking
614
00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,848
and dusting.
615
00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:02,973
Anything else you want
me to do for Lamont?
616
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,391
Tune in next week
617
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:11,927
for the further adventures
of Sanford & Son.
618
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,062
Will Lamont leave home?
619
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,565
Will Fred clean up the house?
620
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,901
Will you be quiet!
621
00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:21,069
Oh, Lamont, Lamont, Lamont.
622
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:23,961
Oh, Pop, Pop, Pop.
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