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[English subtitles are available.]

What a pity!

How come such a handsome emperor

has no interest in women?

It's said that His Majesty has some unspecified disease.

Your Majesty.

The sun is so shining

today.

But

it's not as shining as Your Majesty.

I'm Yan Zhixia,

a.k.a. Jade Qilin.

I grew up at marketplaces as a disguised boy,

so it's a piece of cake for me

to dress myself up as a little eunuch.

[Jade Qilin Yan Zhixia]

I'm entering the palace this time

to demand a payment.

Anyone who dares to trick me

will get what he deserves.

The palace is so huge.

I'm being pursued by this gang of guards

before getting the money.

Don't think

you can catch me so easily.

But it is unexpected that…

Stop!

I didn't expect

to meet him here.

Oops! The King is in Love

Episode 1

[A few days ago]

The story

began a few days ago.

I, Jade Qilin,

having been mingling in society since childhood

as a disguised boy,

have earned a moderate fame

and gained a multitude of followers

in the capital.

The ones who are pursuing me now

are my followers.

Make way!

I've finally gotten rid of them.

I'm going to find Mrs. Emerald

and her girls for entertainment!

Yo!

Well,

are you standing in formation

in order to welcome me back?

Master.

Look at your sexy eyes.

Enough to turn me on.

You've made such a huge formation to welcome me.

Sisters, you look

brilliant today…

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Stop!

Why are you shouting? We're not beating you.

Do you know you sound like a pig?

Brother Aotuo,

it's improper to treat me like this.

I'm your boss after all.

Our wages have been delayed for quite a few months.

We've been starving.

How can a boss not pay his men's wages?

I'm really short of money now.

How about you guys

wait for two more days?

Liar!

You're good at nothing except for lying.

Today,

you must give us the money.

Otherwise

we'll put your pants off!

Bros!

Do it!

Calm down!

We can negotiate.

Let's negotiate peacefully.

Bros.

I also want you to live a decent life.

But now that I've lost contact with Mr. Wang

and the appropriation hasn't come,

how can I pay you?

Why don't you become a eunuch

if it's a profitable profession?

Bros,

take his pants off!

Spare his life…

Let me take the punishment

in his stead!

[Mrs. Emerald Zhixia's mother]

Are you mad?

How could you agree to mortgage the Emerald Bordello to them?

You'd have died outside today

if I hadn't appeared in time.

You wouldn't be sitting here safe and sound

if I hadn't done this.

Now tell me,

how did this happen?

Are you not telling me?

Fine,

I'm going to hand you over to that gang.

Don't, don't.

I'll tell you.

I'll just tell you the whole story.

At the beginning of the year,

rumor had it in the martial world that

Mr. Wang was spending heavily on hiring martial arts masters.

It cost me a big sum to find someone to introduce me to Mr. Wang.

[Eunuch Wang]

The more famous and orthodox a martial arts school is,

the more formalities it has.

They're friendly on the surface,

but inwardly they look down upon each other.

You're well advised not to

assemble these guys.

My men are different.

I have masters from Western Regions, Miaojiang, Persia, and Arab world

under my command.

You have never seen their martial arts,

nor have you heard of the poisons

and hidden weapons they use.

The key point is,

all of them are outlanders,

so they follow commands obediently,

taking money and doing their jobs,

and their deeds are untraceable.

Isn't this exactly what you need,

Mr. Wang?

Which of you two

is the boss?

Jade Qilin,

don't ask what you shouldn't ask.

I've known the situation.

Just go back to wait for my message.

You have good judgment.

Unexpectedly,

they just vanished

after paying the earnest money.

What's the matter with you?

I can tolerate your trouble making in normal times,

but how dare you mingle with people in the palace?

Are you bored of living?

What's the big deal?

I make money by my ability.

Where's the money you make?

A bunch of monkeys.

It's better that they have gone.

No.

Mr. Wang has left without saying a word,

and with no news of his whereabouts.

Don't I need an explanation for that?

I, the "Jade Qilin of the Capital,"

have become a boss through great efforts.

How will I maintain my reputation

in the martial world if this incident is spread out?

You don't think the trouble is big enough, do you?

And you want to make it bigger, right?

I tell you what,

you better behave as a good girl.

Otherwise

you'll see how I punish you.

"Don't call me ‘mom.'

Mortgage the Emerald Bordello."

Eureka!

Sanji, where are you running?

You said there would be no castration.

Liar!

I quit!

I'm not going even if you kill me!

I'm not going!

If he's not going,

then I can replace him, can't I?

[Castration Room]

What is this for?

You're in the Castration Room.

Don't you know what this is for?

Don't worry.

It's a quick procedure.

I'll do it as fast as I can.

Take his pants off.

Wait a sec, wait a sec.

Sir,

I, I want to bid farewell to it.

I just want to bid farewell!

Her Majesty the Empress Dowager is here!

Oh, no.

Don't stand there like an idiot.

Come over and tidy things up!

Hurry!

Your Majesty.

Mother,

why have you come here?

Why didn't anyone notify me in advance?

Attendants!

Well,

it's me who asked them not to notify you

for fear of disturbing your study.

Is Lin, whom I arranged for you,

a good attendant?

I'm not satisfied with him.

No one can bear comparison with Mr. Wang.

Why are you so picky

about a personal attendant?

Mother,

I want to select my personal attendant myself.

Fine,

I'll let you pick one yourself.

If you still can't decide this time,

I'll just give Mr. Hai to you.

In that case, don't blame me

for meddling in all your affairs.

Let's do as you say, mother.

Tell me,

where's Mr. Wang?

Spare my life.

It's no use to kill me.

I really don't know.

I'm killing you if you don't say it.

I'll tell you

after you release me.

There's an assassin!

Catch the assassin!

Catch the assassin!

Stop!

Catch him!

Catch the assassin!

This way, this way.

Catch the assassin!

Big Zhang,

what's the situation in your area?

We've found no trace.

He won't be able to escape.

Continue chasing.

Go!

This way.

The fame I've achieved throughout my life

is going to be ruined by a eunuch!

It's really a terrible bad luck.

Catch the assassin!

Stop!

"Life Leisure Pavilion."

What?

Mr. Wang?

Stop!

Ah!

What are you calling ?

Yan Jin.

I didn't ask "what are you called"?

Release me now.

Presumptuous.

Bro,

let's talk about something.

Just release me out of here.

If you release me,

I'll give you a substantial reward.

" This little eunuch

seems to be unaware of my identity."

"Hasn't this guy

come to catch me?"

What's the situation in your area?

No finding.

Continue chasing!

Go! This way.

You bastard,

let me out quickly.

I have dozens of followers.

They'll kill you

if you don't let me out.

I don't want to talk to you.

Don't disturb me.

Just be quiet and leave me alone.

Do you behave like that every day?

You're

obviously a low-ranking official

who makes troubles all the time.

How can you know that?

Look at you.

All your emotions

are written on your face.

Don't you think

a man as unsophisticated

and as artless as you

tends to be framed

by others?

Then tell me,

what have you found in me?

Well,

it's obvious that you're a poor boy who is controlled

by your superiors,

whose work is done by your subordinates,

and who has lots of ambitions

but little power.

Seems that

I've made a right guess.

Continue.

I can continue talking about it,

but

you must let me out first

so that I can talk to you in detail.

You're so cunning

and sophisticated

that we …

that I was almost deceived by you.

You'll certainly harm the world

if I release you.

You're bullying me too much.

I'll bite you

after I get out!

Bite you!

Bite you to death!

Bite you to death!

You're quite truculent.

Fine,

since you've broken my dear Dawu,

you must compete with me in martial arts.

If you win,

I'll let you go.

You mean it?

I mean it.

Then don't blame me

for beating you too hard.

It's you!

Big Zhang.

It's a forbidden zone.

We'll be beheaded for entering it.

We must catch the assassin

by hook or by crook.

Charge!

Hey, hey.

You're running in the wrong direction.

Bro.

So you've woken up.

I felt you were mysterious when we met at the tavern.

Tell me,

where's Mr. Wang?

I also want to ask you.

Where's Mr. Wang?

I, the "Jade Qilin of the Capital," have been in the martial world

for many years without ever losing out like this.

Tell me the truth,

or I'll treat you impolitely.

What are you going to do?

I'll break it—

No!

How dare you stare at me?

Mr. Wang has never come back since he went out to pay you

the money three months ago.

There's no news of him.

Bullshit!

I haven't received a dime from you during these three months,

and my dozens of followers are starving to death

because of you!

I saw with my own eyes that Mr. Wang

went out to pay you the money.

As a ruthless guy,

you must have murdered him for the money.

Bah!

You are so mean and shameless.

How dare you, a villain, accuse an innocent person?

I haven't suspected you of murdering Mr. Wang

and taking the money.

Presumptuous!

Do you know who I am?

Why do I need to care who you are?

Give me the money now.

Otherwise…

What do you want to do this time?

Otherwise you'll be destroyed like this!

No!

Wait.

This is a forbidden zone.

But we must obey the order

and do the check.

Presumptuous…

I'm the incumbent emp…

Is anyone in there?

Is anyone in there?

Your Majesty.

Don't just kneel there.

Chase him!

Two idiots.

One of them should've stayed here

and helped me get out.

Jade Qilin,

I

won't let you off.

My guess is right

that you must be looking for food after a night's escape.

Now that you've eaten a chicken,

let that be your last meal.

Let's behead him

and get the reward.

Bro?

You're the

twin

brothers!

Bro.

Bro.

How come you're here?

That's the whole story.

If I still can't find Mr. Wang and get the money,

my mom will mortgage the Emerald Bordello.

Jade Qilin, oh Jade Qilin.

You indeed led us to beat down

many martial gangs years ago,

and my brother and I have been forced to become

guards at the palace,

but how could you

have cut your thing because of that?

How can we still

call you "brother" when you're no longer a man?

Mr. Wang is a strictly taboo subject right now in the palace,

and no one knows

the specific reason for that.

But I must

warn you about the danger of looking for him.

You can be beheaded for that.

Whatever.

It's a universally accepted principle

that debtors should pay back their debts.

Stop thinking about the money!

One of the new eunuchs is missing,

and that is you, right?

Mr. Hai is looking for you.

How dare you beat me!

Mr. Hai?

You're in big trouble now.

Mr. Hai,

the head of the eunuchs,

and one of the Empress Dowager's favorite s,

is mean,

vulgar,

shameless,

dirty,

sly,

filthy,

deceitful,

cruel,

and ruthless.

He is the most horrible person

in the palace.

Mr. Hai.

You have already

been taught the rules before entering the palace,

so there shouldn't be

any bad habit in you now that you've

entered the palace.

If any of you dares to do any evil

and violate the rules of the palace,

you'll be unworthy of the grace of the emperor.

In that case, even cutting you to pieces and killing you

is not enough as a punishment.

We the minions will obey your instructions, Mr. Hai.

I will obey the instructions.

I will obey your instructions, Mr. Hai.

Let's get down to business.

Right now.

Hurry, hurry!

All of you line up.

One at a time.

Enter the room quickly when it's your turn,

and don't dawdle.

Mr. Hai is quite busy.

Hey, bro.

I know you.

Don't play up to me.

Call me "Mister."

Mister.

May I ask what we're going to do?

Idiot.

Weren't we castrated before entering the palace?

Now

Mr. Hai

is going to check in person if we are castrated.

[Bear penises Deer penises]

"My brother the Emperor's disinterest in women

[Princess Anle]

is certainly problematic.

My ‘love-arousing pills'

will be ready with Sanji's help."

We should decoct it over a gentle flame.

Sanji has entered the palace.

Really?

That's great.

I'd be happy to get your advice in the future.

Let's work together.

Let's work together.

I…

We were punished

because of your escape halfway.

How dare you come back?

You'll get what you deserve

after moving into the Dorm.

No!

Help me!

Mr. Hai,

this is the last one.

We have wasted a night looking for you.

You would have been executed by now

if the roster

hadn't been submitted.

Many thanks.

Many thanks.

Pants off.

I…

I'm shy.

Shy?

If you were not shy when being castrated,

why have you become shy now?

Pants off.

My wound hasn't healed,

so it looks bloody.

I'm afraid that you might be frightened, Mr. Hai.

I've been in the palace for over four decades

and have seen all kinds of strange things.

How can I be frightened by that?

Do you

want me to take off your pants

for you?

Mr. Hai…

Pants off!

My wound hasn't healed.

My wound hasn't healed.

Mr. Hai.

Who is Sanji?

Your Highness.

Sanji, where are you running?

You said there would be no castration.

Liar!

I quit!

I'm not going even you kill me!

I'm not going!

If he's not going,

then I can replace him, can't I?

I am!

I am Sanji.

Mr. Hai,

please get out for a few minutes.

My humble greetings to you, Your Highness.

We're checking

whether these new eunuchs

are castrated or not.

Please keep your distance

from these filthy minions, Your honorable Highness.

Just get out as I command.

Get out

right now

and at once!

But…

Be as polite as you can

to Her Royal Highness,

if you don't want your head removed.

Pee!

What? Pee?

Yep.

You're the virgin boy whom I've spent a lot of money

and energy to find outside the palace

and whose birth date has been confirmed as being auspicious.

Hurry.

Finish it and I'll take you out of the palace.

I can get out of the palace after peeing?

Sure.

You don't

want to be a eunuch, do you?

No, I don't.

But I don't want to pee now.

Mr. Hai!

Your shout

has made me want to

pee profusely, Your Highness.

Just pee.

I'd be too shy to pee

if you look at me, Your Highness.

What a fussy boy.

Do it quickly.

OK,

Your Highness.

Your Highness,

I'm done.

How come

it is

not warm at all?

This

is because

I've been suffering "body coldness" since I entered the palace.

My body is cold.

"How strong these arms are.

How delicately handsome he looks.

He's even smiling at me!"

"I'll punish you hard

after I catch you."

Mr. Hai,

what trick is this Sanji playing?

Can it be that something has happened to Her Highness?

Your Highness.

I'm taking this person away,

and you mustn't stop me.

Your Highness,

I'm afraid this is improper.

I'm the Princess.

There's nothing improper in my taking a eunuch away.

But…

Why are you

being so meddlesome?

I'll bear the responsibility

if anything is wrong.

Sanji,

let's go.

Yes, Your Highness.

His Majesty gave an order

to send for all the new eunuchs

to the court right now.

Why are you still standing here

after listening to His Majesty's order?

Get going.

Hurry, hurry.

Go, go.

Make haste.

Your Highness, I…

I…

It's not bad

that he stays in the palace.

His Majesty orders that

you enter the room one at a time

so that he can pick you personally.

Mr. Hai.

It's His Majesty's order,

so I really cannot make an exception.

Come on!

Next one.

Next.

Come on,

it's your turn.

It's you!

Enemies are destined to meet.