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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,786 --> 00:00:05,536 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:08,625 --> 00:00:12,275 (camera shutter clicking) 3 00:00:12,275 --> 00:00:14,858 (bright music) 4 00:00:20,918 --> 00:00:24,520 - [Director] Kalamazoo take one and we're rolling. 5 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,103 (bright music) 6 00:00:49,170 --> 00:00:50,532 - [Man] One, two. 7 00:00:50,532 --> 00:00:51,365 One, two. 8 00:00:51,365 --> 00:00:53,948 (upbeat music) 9 00:02:22,224 --> 00:02:24,807 (bright music) 10 00:03:41,832 --> 00:03:45,068 (hand knocking) 11 00:03:45,068 --> 00:03:46,541 - Told you. 12 00:03:46,541 --> 00:03:48,314 - [Sean] Your second hand is a little fast. 13 00:03:48,314 --> 00:03:49,189 Don't you think? 14 00:03:49,189 --> 00:03:50,022 - Two minutes. 15 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,060 That's a new record for you, Oscar. 16 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:53,597 - It's a minute 48 according to my watch. 17 00:03:53,597 --> 00:03:54,669 - Still a record. 18 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,080 - Can someone hand me a pen? 19 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,611 - [Patrick] Oh, hello to you, too. 20 00:03:58,611 --> 00:04:00,286 - We all know when we come into Oscar's house, 21 00:04:00,286 --> 00:04:03,951 it's always don't talk to me but I will be in here. 22 00:04:03,951 --> 00:04:05,897 - Pen, please. 23 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:06,730 - I have a pencil. 24 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:07,563 That's all I have. 25 00:04:07,563 --> 00:04:08,396 - You know what? 26 00:04:08,396 --> 00:04:09,229 No time for your diary. 27 00:04:09,229 --> 00:04:10,062 We're going. 28 00:04:10,062 --> 00:04:11,423 - Give me that. 29 00:04:11,423 --> 00:04:14,713 - Seriously, we just need to let him burn himself out. 30 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,713 Here, Vodka. 31 00:04:18,814 --> 00:04:23,814 Wait, this guy looks like the guy from "Ghostbusters". 32 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:25,193 - That's my dad. 33 00:04:26,062 --> 00:04:26,895 - Sorry. 34 00:04:26,895 --> 00:04:28,575 - [Narrator] So begins "Moondance, 35 00:04:28,575 --> 00:04:30,825 a Love Story in Five Acts". 36 00:04:34,239 --> 00:04:36,072 Meanwhile across town. 37 00:04:38,827 --> 00:04:39,660 No, no. 38 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:41,160 This is not right. 39 00:04:46,926 --> 00:04:47,843 - Oh hello. 40 00:04:49,532 --> 00:04:51,199 You come here often? 41 00:04:52,894 --> 00:04:54,684 I like this bus stop. 42 00:04:54,684 --> 00:04:57,751 I mean, all bus stops are good if you wanna go somewhere, 43 00:04:57,751 --> 00:05:00,796 but usually you're stuck looking at a shopping center 44 00:05:00,796 --> 00:05:02,713 or a busy intersection. 45 00:05:04,736 --> 00:05:05,569 Not here. 46 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,513 Company's better, too. 47 00:05:14,192 --> 00:05:16,025 Well have a nice ride. 48 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:24,966 - Scared the flutist was gonna break your kneecaps. 49 00:05:24,966 --> 00:05:26,849 - I'm so scared of that anvil player. 50 00:05:26,849 --> 00:05:27,933 That's who I've been scared of. 51 00:05:27,933 --> 00:05:30,866 - No, no, the anvil player's a pushover, 52 00:05:30,866 --> 00:05:32,292 but I'm almost done with my burger. 53 00:05:32,292 --> 00:05:33,152 Can we head back now? 54 00:05:33,152 --> 00:05:35,763 - Not so fast, cowboy. 55 00:05:35,763 --> 00:05:36,596 - Pew pew. 56 00:05:36,596 --> 00:05:37,957 - Did you guys really lore me to Gatsby's 57 00:05:37,957 --> 00:05:39,491 with a cheap burger? 58 00:05:39,491 --> 00:05:41,324 - Just go inside, man. 59 00:05:43,055 --> 00:05:44,651 For the record, the burger's weren't cheap. 60 00:05:44,651 --> 00:05:48,318 - Yeah, for the record you're a millionaire. 61 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:53,177 - Hello, children of the world. 62 00:05:53,177 --> 00:05:55,510 I call this one dark empire. 63 00:05:59,536 --> 00:06:02,566 Dark skies and then I wonder. 64 00:06:02,566 --> 00:06:05,193 Will I ever see the sun again? 65 00:06:05,193 --> 00:06:09,431 This caffeinated drink I drink at what cost? 66 00:06:09,431 --> 00:06:14,264 Dark skinned workers labor so I can drink this dark drink? 67 00:06:15,304 --> 00:06:19,221 Will it ever end this slavery to a dark empire? 68 00:06:24,087 --> 00:06:25,479 - Pat, is there a bar? 69 00:06:25,479 --> 00:06:26,312 - Yeah. 70 00:06:31,332 --> 00:06:33,915 (bright music) 71 00:07:59,821 --> 00:08:01,244 - Nice belt. 72 00:08:01,244 --> 00:08:03,815 Be a shame if somebody traded you 73 00:08:03,815 --> 00:08:06,619 two free toast coupons for it. 74 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:07,991 - [Oscar] What? 75 00:08:07,991 --> 00:08:09,140 - Me. 76 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:13,388 The hypothetical person in this situation is me. 77 00:08:13,388 --> 00:08:16,611 And you look like a bacon man to me. 78 00:08:16,611 --> 00:08:18,790 No bacon out there, friend. 79 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,790 - [Oscar] No, I just missed someone. 80 00:08:24,958 --> 00:08:27,541 (upbeat music) 81 00:08:29,969 --> 00:08:34,969 ♪ It's a beautiful day ♪ 82 00:08:37,529 --> 00:08:40,258 ♪ Today is gonna be my day ♪ 83 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:43,063 ♪ Nothing's standing in my way ♪ 84 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:44,298 ♪ How's it going, kid ♪ 85 00:08:44,298 --> 00:08:45,926 ♪ Better thanks to you, Sid ♪ 86 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:46,759 ♪ That's good to hear ♪ 87 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:49,759 ♪ I'll be on my way ♪ 88 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,011 ♪ Hey Abby ♪ 89 00:09:16,011 --> 00:09:18,480 ♪ Look at all the people around ♪ 90 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,882 ♪ Listen to the musical sound ♪ 91 00:09:20,882 --> 00:09:23,048 ♪ Is it weird that I've got backup dancers ♪ 92 00:09:23,048 --> 00:09:24,402 ♪ And there's a five piece jazz band ♪ 93 00:09:24,402 --> 00:09:26,087 ♪ Playing tunes to my lines ♪ 94 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:28,004 ♪ Yeah ♪ 95 00:09:54,277 --> 00:09:56,362 ♪ Thanks for putting on the show ♪ 96 00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:59,382 ♪ But I'm afraid it's time for me to go ♪ 97 00:09:59,382 --> 00:10:00,706 ♪ It's been great to have you ♪ 98 00:10:00,706 --> 00:10:01,934 ♪ And we mean it now ♪ 99 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:05,684 ♪ We'll do it all over again ♪ 100 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:21,512 - Ah. 101 00:10:21,512 --> 00:10:24,471 What are you doing in my house? 102 00:10:24,471 --> 00:10:25,825 - Eating a bacon bowl. 103 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,408 - How do you know where I live? 104 00:10:29,999 --> 00:10:31,281 You stole my wallet? 105 00:10:31,281 --> 00:10:34,551 - No, I borrowed your wallet so I could find you. 106 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,471 You're out of bacon by the way. 107 00:10:35,471 --> 00:10:36,304 - [Oscar] Please leave. 108 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:37,137 I'm busy. 109 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,555 - That's not how you should treat a guest. 110 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,423 - You're not a guest. 111 00:10:39,423 --> 00:10:40,450 You broke in. 112 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:43,080 - Guest is a fluid term, Oscar. 113 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,651 I am in your house. 114 00:10:44,651 --> 00:10:46,400 I am eating your food. 115 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,733 - You aren't supposed to be. 116 00:10:50,278 --> 00:10:51,893 What are you doing? 117 00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:54,648 - Answering obvious questions I suppose. 118 00:10:54,648 --> 00:10:55,481 You see. 119 00:10:56,779 --> 00:10:58,776 You see, we're here. 120 00:10:58,776 --> 00:11:00,220 - [Oscar] Why is my house an eyeball? 121 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:02,009 - Why is Justin Bieber? 122 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,556 - Why is Justin Bieber what? 123 00:11:04,556 --> 00:11:06,288 - Justin Bieber. 124 00:11:06,288 --> 00:11:08,026 - Look, I need to get going so. 125 00:11:08,026 --> 00:11:09,552 - Cool it, Turbo. 126 00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:11,459 You're gonna want the map. 127 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:14,200 You see I've marked out all 22 dance studios 128 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,619 in the greater metropolitan area 129 00:11:15,619 --> 00:11:19,702 and devised the most efficient route to each one. 130 00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:26,663 You never got your car back last night. 131 00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:29,746 - I never got my car back last night. 132 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:53,733 Sean. 133 00:11:57,256 --> 00:11:58,089 Sean. 134 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:00,933 Sean. 135 00:12:02,474 --> 00:12:04,811 Sean, give me my car keys. 136 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,102 You borrowed them last night. 137 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,185 - Yes, I did. 138 00:12:12,019 --> 00:12:13,709 Oh, you want them back? 139 00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:15,266 Wait, how did you even get here? 140 00:12:15,266 --> 00:12:16,764 (upbeat music) 141 00:12:16,764 --> 00:12:17,684 - Stock market crash. 142 00:12:17,684 --> 00:12:19,983 - Stock market crash. 143 00:12:19,983 --> 00:12:22,924 Can I get 14,000 of your IPAs? 144 00:12:22,924 --> 00:12:24,703 Oh, you can go ahead and put his on mine, too. 145 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,286 (upbeat music) 146 00:12:28,476 --> 00:12:29,887 - Whoa, hold on. 147 00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:31,844 I don't think we can fit anymore in the car. 148 00:12:31,844 --> 00:12:32,786 - Oh. 149 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,703 Oh, we'll make it work. 150 00:12:36,747 --> 00:12:39,414 (tape whirring) 151 00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:45,078 - He was the most ambitious man in politics. 152 00:12:45,078 --> 00:12:47,131 You can learn a thing or two from him. 153 00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:48,646 Not the assassination. 154 00:12:48,646 --> 00:12:50,505 The ambition. 155 00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:52,640 Anyway, all this time born to the fact 156 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,980 that he'd been planning this for awhile. 157 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:57,066 Had the CIA and the FBI in his pocket. 158 00:12:57,066 --> 00:12:57,916 Thought I'd ever. 159 00:12:57,916 --> 00:13:00,825 The man used to drop his pants in the middle of. 160 00:13:00,825 --> 00:13:03,060 I was reading full stories. 161 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:03,893 Gold is gray. 162 00:13:03,893 --> 00:13:06,179 Right into the White House. 163 00:13:06,179 --> 00:13:07,712 And then he has the power to hire 164 00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:09,123 from anyone who wants to look. 165 00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:10,960 All the way up to poor old Jackie. 166 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,898 Johnson had his way. 167 00:13:11,898 --> 00:13:14,269 He was just student. 168 00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:15,519 - Okay, Cooper. 169 00:13:16,515 --> 00:13:18,230 It was nice meeting you. 170 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,203 I think we're gonna get going. 171 00:13:20,203 --> 00:13:22,786 (bright music) 172 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,087 - Oscar, you coming? 173 00:13:27,087 --> 00:13:28,234 - No. 174 00:13:28,234 --> 00:13:29,067 No. 175 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:30,150 - You're not? 176 00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:34,467 Oscar, going down, going down. 177 00:13:38,348 --> 00:13:39,598 I'll stay here. 178 00:13:41,815 --> 00:13:43,421 Oh, Jesus Christ. 179 00:13:43,421 --> 00:13:44,254 Oscar. 180 00:13:46,318 --> 00:13:47,151 Oscar. 181 00:13:51,609 --> 00:13:53,519 - Where are you taking me? 182 00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:55,769 I've never been to this side of town. 183 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,031 - We're making a quick detour. 184 00:13:57,031 --> 00:13:57,864 - What? 185 00:13:57,864 --> 00:13:58,697 No. 186 00:13:58,697 --> 00:13:59,530 I didn't agree to any detours. 187 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:01,447 - Too late, we're here. 188 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,014 - Cooper, this is getting ridiculous. 189 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,742 Yesterday alone they dropped off 40 boxes. 190 00:14:10,742 --> 00:14:13,119 - It's called a lifetime supply for a reason. 191 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,030 Take an extra box for your troubles. 192 00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:16,133 - 30 for breakfast. 193 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,216 30 for lunch. 194 00:14:18,102 --> 00:14:20,492 The wife is getting tired of 30. 195 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,862 - But it's only got seven grams of sugar. 196 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,635 - Cooper, can we hurry this up? 197 00:14:24,635 --> 00:14:25,468 - Just pull around back. 198 00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:26,788 We'll load it up. 199 00:14:26,788 --> 00:14:28,038 - Load up what? 200 00:14:29,037 --> 00:14:30,204 - [Cooper] Oh. 201 00:14:31,225 --> 00:14:32,191 - What? 202 00:14:32,191 --> 00:14:33,441 Come back here. 203 00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:38,859 What in the world? 204 00:14:39,941 --> 00:14:41,883 - Not gonna load itself. 205 00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:43,046 - What do you do with all this stuff? 206 00:14:43,046 --> 00:14:47,963 - What can you do with a lifetime supply of a sports drink? 207 00:14:55,612 --> 00:14:56,855 - Cooper. 208 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,997 We got a lot of stops to make. 209 00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:01,697 - [Cooper] Waiting on you, chief. 210 00:15:01,697 --> 00:15:03,002 - [Oscar] My god. 211 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:06,002 (telephone ringing) 212 00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:21,728 - Sean. 213 00:15:21,728 --> 00:15:24,759 (telephone ringing) 214 00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:26,277 Sean. 215 00:15:26,277 --> 00:15:27,704 Phone. 216 00:15:27,704 --> 00:15:28,680 - What? 217 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,291 - [Patrick] Answer it. 218 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:33,291 (telephone ringing) 219 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:40,571 - Hello. 220 00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:43,085 Oh hey Todd. 221 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,855 What did we talk about last night? 222 00:15:49,855 --> 00:15:50,688 Yeah. 223 00:15:57,632 --> 00:15:59,684 Hey, would you go for 14? 224 00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:02,247 - [Patrick] I'm not going over 12. 225 00:16:02,247 --> 00:16:04,330 - He's not going over 12. 226 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:08,992 Would you go for 13? 227 00:16:08,992 --> 00:16:10,053 - I'm not going over 12. 228 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,399 - Yeah, he's not going over 12. 229 00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:14,153 No, like at all. 230 00:16:14,153 --> 00:16:15,870 No, I mean I can ask but. 231 00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:18,787 Fine, I'll ask, I'll ask, I'll ask. 232 00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:21,734 Would you do 12.5? 233 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,460 Figured. 234 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:29,611 - Listen Todd, when I say 12 million is my limit, 235 00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:32,111 I mean 12 million is my limit. 236 00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:35,402 What did I just tell you? 237 00:16:35,402 --> 00:16:38,242 I'm not doing 12.2, 12.3 or any other 12 238 00:16:38,242 --> 00:16:40,159 unless it ends in zero. 239 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,168 Thank you. 240 00:16:47,953 --> 00:16:48,786 Sean. 241 00:16:50,182 --> 00:16:53,349 Looks like we're having a Ruben party. 242 00:16:54,778 --> 00:16:55,611 - A Ruben? 243 00:16:58,424 --> 00:17:00,257 - We need to clean up. 244 00:17:06,181 --> 00:17:09,593 - So, who did Todd sell to this time? 245 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:12,219 - You know the guy that lives up in Studebaker mansion? 246 00:17:12,219 --> 00:17:14,165 - The crazy guy who lives with his brother? 247 00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:16,597 - It's a friend actually. 248 00:17:16,597 --> 00:17:18,514 - Your words, not mine. 249 00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:22,443 - So, how'd the fundraiser go last night? 250 00:17:22,443 --> 00:17:24,221 - Good turnout but-- 251 00:17:24,221 --> 00:17:25,860 - But you didn't make any money 252 00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:30,763 because your clientele is a bunch of penniless hippies. 253 00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:32,288 - I've told you time and time again, 254 00:17:32,288 --> 00:17:35,286 Gatsby's is not the place to hold a fundraiser. 255 00:17:35,286 --> 00:17:37,811 - Well unlike you, I don't have any fancy, 256 00:17:37,811 --> 00:17:39,767 high society connections. 257 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,772 - Oh, what I'm not high society enough for you? 258 00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:47,035 - You're plenty high society enough for the both of us. 259 00:17:47,035 --> 00:17:48,099 - [Emily] Then what's your problem? 260 00:17:48,099 --> 00:17:50,599 - Gatsby's was my last chance. 261 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,224 - [Emily] So, how long until they're foreclosed? 262 00:17:54,224 --> 00:17:57,891 - Six days but it might as well be tomorrow. 263 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,139 What aren't you telling me? 264 00:18:02,139 --> 00:18:07,139 - Well I have an idea but I'm not sure you're gonna like it. 265 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,027 - Get out. 266 00:18:09,027 --> 00:18:10,197 How much time do we have? 267 00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:13,910 - We have 13 minutes and 22 seconds. 268 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:14,743 - Shit. 269 00:18:14,743 --> 00:18:15,576 Not enough of time. 270 00:18:15,576 --> 00:18:16,409 Not enough of time. 271 00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:17,242 Stuart. 272 00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:18,199 - Yes, sir. 273 00:18:18,199 --> 00:18:19,508 - [Patrick] How's the kitchen coming? 274 00:18:19,508 --> 00:18:20,341 - [Stuart] Lovely, sir. 275 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:21,341 Nearly done. 276 00:18:24,596 --> 00:18:25,429 - Geez. 277 00:18:25,429 --> 00:18:26,635 - Abandon the pants, Sean. 278 00:18:26,635 --> 00:18:27,468 Abandon the pants. 279 00:18:27,468 --> 00:18:29,320 I want you to look smart. 280 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,314 - My intelligence is not gonna help us at this moment, Pat. 281 00:18:32,314 --> 00:18:33,598 - Not your mind, Sean. 282 00:18:33,598 --> 00:18:35,046 Your clothes, your clothes. 283 00:18:35,046 --> 00:18:36,644 Now put on some pants, you Philistine. 284 00:18:36,644 --> 00:18:37,509 - Okay, that's why I'm up here. 285 00:18:37,509 --> 00:18:39,158 I'm trying to get them down. 286 00:18:39,158 --> 00:18:40,087 Pants can wait. 287 00:18:40,087 --> 00:18:41,433 - The pants can't wait. 288 00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,941 - Exactly why I'm trying to get them down, Pat. 289 00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:45,774 - Not the right pants. 290 00:18:46,999 --> 00:18:50,837 - Do not know what you want from me, Pat. 291 00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:52,031 (doorbell ringing) 292 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,349 Wait, what? 293 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,537 Was that? 294 00:18:54,537 --> 00:18:55,534 - Oh, I think so. 295 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:56,675 - Wait, what are we gonna do, Pat? 296 00:18:56,675 --> 00:18:58,134 What are we gonna do? 297 00:18:58,134 --> 00:19:00,285 - Just stay there. 298 00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:01,858 - You said stay here? 299 00:19:01,858 --> 00:19:02,691 - Yes. 300 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,884 Not on the chair. 301 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,634 Go put on some pants. 302 00:19:09,961 --> 00:19:11,209 - Okay. 303 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:12,042 Put on. 304 00:19:15,819 --> 00:19:18,402 (gentle music) 305 00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,206 - [Patrick] Todd. 306 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,156 - [Todd] Patrick. 307 00:19:35,156 --> 00:19:35,989 - How are you? 308 00:19:35,989 --> 00:19:36,822 - [Todd] So nice to see you. 309 00:19:36,822 --> 00:19:37,655 - Emily. 310 00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:39,080 - Nice to see you again, Patrick. 311 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,397 - Who's your friend? 312 00:19:40,397 --> 00:19:41,903 - Oh, this is Abby. 313 00:19:41,903 --> 00:19:44,309 She's an old friend from college. 314 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,534 Abby, this is Patrick. 315 00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:46,373 - Hi, Patrick. 316 00:19:46,373 --> 00:19:48,727 - Well hello there, Abby. 317 00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:50,549 - I think I see some Toddy Woddy. 318 00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:51,449 What's up? 319 00:19:51,449 --> 00:19:52,467 - How are you? 320 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:53,300 Nice suit. 321 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,664 - Okay, okay, okay. 322 00:19:55,664 --> 00:19:56,990 So where is it? 323 00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:58,832 - Oh, I left it in the back. 324 00:19:58,832 --> 00:19:59,966 Let me go grab it. 325 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:00,799 - What's up, baby? 326 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:01,632 How are you? 327 00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:02,465 Pat. 328 00:20:02,465 --> 00:20:03,592 What do you want, Pat? 329 00:20:03,592 --> 00:20:05,766 - I just met my wife. 330 00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:07,152 - Emily is married. 331 00:20:07,152 --> 00:20:07,985 - No, no, no. 332 00:20:07,985 --> 00:20:08,818 Not Emily. 333 00:20:08,818 --> 00:20:09,651 Abby. 334 00:20:09,651 --> 00:20:11,507 Did you see her? 335 00:20:11,507 --> 00:20:12,720 She's perfect. 336 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,553 - Yeah, she's hot. 337 00:20:13,553 --> 00:20:14,386 I get it. 338 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,619 - Don't make this weird. 339 00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:19,452 Invite them in. 340 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,702 - Jesus Christ. 341 00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:24,127 What are you? 342 00:20:24,127 --> 00:20:25,890 What the hell is? 343 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:26,973 Jesus Christ. 344 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,876 - [Patrick] Come on in. 345 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,559 - 22 dance studios. 346 00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:47,692 22. 347 00:20:49,618 --> 00:20:51,774 What am I supposed to do now? 348 00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:52,607 - I don't know. 349 00:20:52,607 --> 00:20:55,893 Have you considered the possibility that she doesn't exist? 350 00:20:55,893 --> 00:21:00,893 - No, I haven't considered the possibility that she doesn't. 351 00:21:02,453 --> 00:21:04,502 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 352 00:21:04,502 --> 00:21:06,365 Or the parking lot. 353 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,198 Or. 354 00:21:08,090 --> 00:21:08,923 Something. 355 00:21:15,131 --> 00:21:16,798 - And there it goes. 356 00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:23,619 See, curling's such a slow sport, 357 00:21:23,619 --> 00:21:25,698 nobody even cares about it during the Olympics, 358 00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:27,258 but I'm here to change all that 359 00:21:27,258 --> 00:21:28,345 with a little one on one 360 00:21:28,345 --> 00:21:30,667 on scouting's fourth favorite sport. 361 00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:33,752 You see, here we have the skip. 362 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,355 He's the man in charge on the ice. 363 00:21:35,355 --> 00:21:36,264 The head honcho. 364 00:21:36,264 --> 00:21:38,097 The man with the plan. 365 00:21:39,362 --> 00:21:41,456 No good team is complete without a solid number two. 366 00:21:41,456 --> 00:21:43,355 Although, if you have a solid number two, 367 00:21:43,355 --> 00:21:44,786 you should probably try more fiber. 368 00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:46,036 But, I digress. 369 00:21:47,188 --> 00:21:49,192 Just know this is the vice skip. 370 00:21:49,192 --> 00:21:50,503 I don't really know what he does. 371 00:21:50,503 --> 00:21:52,568 Just like the vice president. 372 00:21:52,568 --> 00:21:54,724 Lastly, we have the sweeps. 373 00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:58,064 As their name implies, they sweep. 374 00:21:58,064 --> 00:21:59,420 All these players work together 375 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:02,003 to get that stone to that ring. 376 00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:04,774 It's all very exciting. 377 00:22:04,774 --> 00:22:07,357 (bright music) 378 00:22:54,568 --> 00:22:56,442 (group laughing) 379 00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,663 - And of course my mother objected in the beginning, 380 00:22:58,663 --> 00:23:01,818 but I thin eventually the wealth kind of swayed her. 381 00:23:01,818 --> 00:23:03,352 (group laughing) 382 00:23:03,352 --> 00:23:04,570 - That was partly my fault. 383 00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:05,870 What were you saying about the Sheik? 384 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:09,338 - So there I was walking down the highway with this Sheik. 385 00:23:09,338 --> 00:23:11,511 And in the tiny bit of Arabic I know, 386 00:23:11,511 --> 00:23:13,131 I asked him why are we walking? 387 00:23:13,131 --> 00:23:14,136 You know what he said to me? 388 00:23:14,136 --> 00:23:15,842 - I know what he said. 389 00:23:15,842 --> 00:23:18,367 - He said we'll leave this one. 390 00:23:18,367 --> 00:23:19,475 There's another on the way. 391 00:23:19,475 --> 00:23:21,144 All it had was a flat tire. 392 00:23:21,144 --> 00:23:24,024 (group laughing) 393 00:23:24,024 --> 00:23:26,720 - [Sean] Pat just did that last week with his Maserati. 394 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,809 - Did you really? 395 00:23:27,809 --> 00:23:28,848 - [Sean] Yeah, he did actually. 396 00:23:28,848 --> 00:23:29,681 - No, no. 397 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,007 That would be wasteful. 398 00:23:32,007 --> 00:23:32,840 - Pat, I was there. 399 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,792 - Stuart, wouldn't that be wasteful? 400 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:35,922 - Quite wasteful, sir. 401 00:23:35,922 --> 00:23:37,883 More quail leg, sir? 402 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,420 - I guess I'm just not even sure 403 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,569 why you would own a car in this city. 404 00:23:41,569 --> 00:23:43,858 - Oh, Pat actually has 16 of them. 405 00:23:43,858 --> 00:23:47,096 - Yes, but they were all investments. 406 00:23:47,096 --> 00:23:48,812 - [Stuart] Great investments, sir. 407 00:23:48,812 --> 00:23:51,646 - So Patrick, what do you do when you're not 408 00:23:51,646 --> 00:23:54,763 filling garages with investments? 409 00:23:54,763 --> 00:23:57,382 - Patrick doesn't do anything. 410 00:23:57,382 --> 00:24:00,580 I mean, unless you count spending vast amounts of money 411 00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:01,885 and partying as something. 412 00:24:01,885 --> 00:24:02,867 He's very good at those. 413 00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:03,727 - He is the best. 414 00:24:03,727 --> 00:24:05,658 You can keep spending all the money you want on paintings. 415 00:24:05,658 --> 00:24:06,527 I'll be happy. 416 00:24:06,527 --> 00:24:08,043 - Well as long as you keep finding me paintings, 417 00:24:08,043 --> 00:24:08,876 I'll be happy. 418 00:24:08,876 --> 00:24:13,422 - As long as we keep having Ruben parties, I'll be happy. 419 00:24:13,422 --> 00:24:16,255 - [Emily] I guess we're all happy. 420 00:24:18,889 --> 00:24:20,732 - Where did you find these guys? 421 00:24:20,732 --> 00:24:23,601 - Patrick is Todd's biggest client. 422 00:24:23,601 --> 00:24:25,572 - Do you ladies need any assistance? 423 00:24:25,572 --> 00:24:26,405 - No, got it. 424 00:24:26,405 --> 00:24:27,238 Thanks. 425 00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:31,294 - Actually, I think Sean could use some more muscles. 426 00:24:31,294 --> 00:24:32,171 - Oh yes, please Stuart. 427 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:33,004 - You were saying, Pat. 428 00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:33,837 - No, I'm saying. 429 00:24:33,837 --> 00:24:36,415 Like if Nicolas Cage has one, why not me? 430 00:24:36,415 --> 00:24:38,502 - If Nicolas Cage has what? 431 00:24:38,502 --> 00:24:40,655 - An Oscar. - A dinosaur. 432 00:24:40,655 --> 00:24:43,148 - And which one of those do you want? 433 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,615 - Why not both? 434 00:24:44,615 --> 00:24:45,948 - You have the right complexion. 435 00:24:45,948 --> 00:24:46,781 - He's right. 436 00:24:46,781 --> 00:24:48,660 The desert sun gets hot when you're digging. 437 00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:50,319 - I think he was talking about the acting. 438 00:24:50,319 --> 00:24:52,213 - Why not both? 439 00:24:52,213 --> 00:24:53,936 - Oh good Lord. 440 00:24:53,936 --> 00:24:57,276 - Please Emily, I mean I know I'm amazing, 441 00:24:57,276 --> 00:24:58,727 but let's not go that far. 442 00:24:58,727 --> 00:24:59,932 - Sean, have you had a chance 443 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,927 to check out the exhibit at Gatsby's yet? 444 00:25:01,927 --> 00:25:03,629 - Oh, have I ever? 445 00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:05,231 - [Abby] The cat paintings. 446 00:25:05,231 --> 00:25:08,381 - Oh, so you're a feline connoisseur, too. 447 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:09,855 - Not particularly. 448 00:25:09,855 --> 00:25:11,165 I was performing. 449 00:25:11,165 --> 00:25:12,665 - Abby's a dancer. 450 00:25:15,278 --> 00:25:16,945 - That's surprising? 451 00:25:20,324 --> 00:25:22,424 - Bee boop bee boop. 452 00:25:22,424 --> 00:25:23,822 The pee pee alert. 453 00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:25,039 Excuse me. 454 00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:27,132 Pat, if you would actually. 455 00:25:27,132 --> 00:25:29,017 Excuse me, ladies. 456 00:25:29,017 --> 00:25:31,965 I'm actually gonna just go to the restroom. 457 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,002 To the gentleman's quarters. 458 00:25:34,002 --> 00:25:35,283 Pat, if you could help me. 459 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:38,881 You know, I miss sometimes unfortunately. 460 00:25:38,881 --> 00:25:40,253 - I'll be right back. 461 00:25:40,253 --> 00:25:41,130 Sorry. 462 00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:43,547 (soft music) 463 00:25:53,436 --> 00:25:54,865 What the hell is wrong with you? 464 00:25:54,865 --> 00:25:56,933 - That's the girl Oscar was talking about the other night. 465 00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:58,400 - No. 466 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,233 - Yeah. 467 00:25:59,233 --> 00:26:00,066 - No. 468 00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:01,073 - Yes. 469 00:26:01,073 --> 00:26:02,678 - She's way out of his league. 470 00:26:02,678 --> 00:26:05,766 - Well she fits the bill to me. 471 00:26:05,766 --> 00:26:07,271 - It's just a coincidence. 472 00:26:07,271 --> 00:26:10,627 - No, it's not and we need to tell Oscar. 473 00:26:10,627 --> 00:26:11,960 - No, how 'bout? 474 00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:16,948 How 'bout I let you plan the Ruben party? 475 00:26:17,797 --> 00:26:20,577 - I don't wanna pick out the champagne glasses. 476 00:26:20,577 --> 00:26:23,329 - [Patrick] No, I mean plan the whole thing. 477 00:26:23,329 --> 00:26:26,121 Imagine anything you want. 478 00:26:26,121 --> 00:26:28,538 (soft music) 479 00:26:35,378 --> 00:26:37,235 - I get Ruben Studdard. 480 00:26:37,235 --> 00:26:39,652 (soft music) 481 00:26:42,378 --> 00:26:44,013 - Yes. 482 00:26:44,013 --> 00:26:44,846 - Done. 483 00:26:44,846 --> 00:26:46,539 Fine, let's go. 484 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:47,372 What are you? 485 00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:49,200 Pat, what is you doing? 486 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,306 - You just announced to the whole room 487 00:26:50,306 --> 00:26:52,001 that you can't pee on your own. 488 00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:54,418 (soft music) 489 00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:01,756 - [Narrator] Defeat. 490 00:27:01,756 --> 00:27:06,487 After a long day of searching, our hero has come up empty. 491 00:27:06,487 --> 00:27:08,041 No girl and no-- 492 00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:09,176 - [Man] Excuse me, sir. 493 00:27:09,176 --> 00:27:10,919 They already covered this at the curling match. 494 00:27:10,919 --> 00:27:11,931 We're cutting this scene. 495 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:12,764 - [Narrator] That's it. 496 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:13,597 I've had enough of this. 497 00:27:13,597 --> 00:27:15,624 I have a network TV show. 498 00:27:15,624 --> 00:27:18,957 - [Waitress] Who ordered a number seven? 499 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,505 The rest of this must be yours. 500 00:27:21,505 --> 00:27:22,338 - [Cooper] Oh yeah. 501 00:27:22,338 --> 00:27:24,831 I'm gonna need an extra large shake, too. 502 00:27:24,831 --> 00:27:26,955 - [Waitress] You got it. 503 00:27:26,955 --> 00:27:28,393 - Mm, mm, mm. 504 00:27:28,393 --> 00:27:29,560 Dig in, buddy. 505 00:27:31,029 --> 00:27:34,191 - She sort of looked like her. 506 00:27:34,191 --> 00:27:36,282 - Who, the dancer? 507 00:27:36,282 --> 00:27:37,783 No. 508 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,855 - I know, but everyone looks like her. 509 00:27:39,855 --> 00:27:43,001 I swear I saw her half a dozen times today. 510 00:27:43,001 --> 00:27:45,418 Can't get her out of my head. 511 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:47,513 I know it's ridiculous. 512 00:27:47,513 --> 00:27:48,877 I just met this girl. 513 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,902 In fact, I didn't even meet her. 514 00:27:51,902 --> 00:27:55,414 Just something about her I can't get away from. 515 00:27:55,414 --> 00:27:57,914 It's like a spot in my vision. 516 00:28:01,632 --> 00:28:06,382 Never quite there but until I find her, it won't go away. 517 00:28:07,908 --> 00:28:10,043 - Food's getting cold. 518 00:28:10,043 --> 00:28:12,604 - Dammit Cooper, are you even listening to me? 519 00:28:12,604 --> 00:28:13,656 - Yes. 520 00:28:13,656 --> 00:28:16,380 Sounds like you need to find this girl. 521 00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:19,199 - What do you think I've been doing all day? 522 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:23,116 - Well, not sure, but obviously it didn't work. 523 00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:27,337 Hey. 524 00:28:33,903 --> 00:28:36,153 Better luck next time, kid. 525 00:28:39,556 --> 00:28:40,673 Oh, hey, hey, hey. 526 00:28:40,673 --> 00:28:42,179 We got a shake. 527 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,012 Thank you. 528 00:29:00,289 --> 00:29:02,872 (gentle music) 529 00:29:06,282 --> 00:29:09,370 You didn't happen to get anymore bacon by chance, did you? 530 00:29:09,370 --> 00:29:11,313 - What are you doing in my house? 531 00:29:11,313 --> 00:29:12,146 - I'll take that as a no. 532 00:29:12,146 --> 00:29:13,327 You've been busy. 533 00:29:13,327 --> 00:29:15,341 - Cooper, you can't just walk into my house. 534 00:29:15,341 --> 00:29:16,955 - Sure, I can. 535 00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:18,587 The cold shoot opens right up. 536 00:29:18,587 --> 00:29:19,773 Old houses. 537 00:29:19,773 --> 00:29:21,014 They don't make them the same these days. 538 00:29:21,014 --> 00:29:22,037 - No, no, no, no, no. 539 00:29:22,037 --> 00:29:23,557 I'm not listening to this. 540 00:29:23,557 --> 00:29:26,450 I have three days to write this symphony and zero ideas. 541 00:29:26,450 --> 00:29:27,330 - Look, if you give me a key. 542 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:28,486 - I'm not giving you a key. 543 00:29:28,486 --> 00:29:29,602 - I'm just saying if you give me a key. 544 00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,106 - Cooper, I'm not giving you a key. 545 00:29:31,106 --> 00:29:33,499 - I'm not asking for a key. 546 00:29:33,499 --> 00:29:35,013 I'm just saying. 547 00:29:35,013 --> 00:29:37,397 You don't want people to come in your cold shoot, 548 00:29:37,397 --> 00:29:38,557 you should give them other options. 549 00:29:38,557 --> 00:29:40,485 - Your option is to leave. 550 00:29:40,485 --> 00:29:41,599 I'm not in the mood. 551 00:29:41,599 --> 00:29:43,430 - You still upset about last night? 552 00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:45,543 - That's exactly what I'm upset about. 553 00:29:45,543 --> 00:29:48,126 (gentle music) 554 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,752 What are you doing? 555 00:29:53,752 --> 00:29:57,978 - No wonder you're having trouble writing a symphony. 556 00:29:57,978 --> 00:29:59,865 You should go for a walk. 557 00:29:59,865 --> 00:30:01,460 - I have work to do. 558 00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:03,304 - Go for a walk, Oscar. 559 00:30:03,304 --> 00:30:04,137 Downtown. 560 00:30:06,788 --> 00:30:07,793 - Fine. 561 00:30:07,793 --> 00:30:10,619 But don't touch my sheet music. 562 00:30:10,619 --> 00:30:12,255 And be gone when I get back. 563 00:30:12,255 --> 00:30:14,338 - Whatever you say, boss. 564 00:30:18,836 --> 00:30:19,878 What? 565 00:30:19,878 --> 00:30:23,689 You expect me to play a song or something? 566 00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:26,338 I mean, I'm not much of a song and dance man myself 567 00:30:26,338 --> 00:30:28,124 and let's be honest. 568 00:30:28,124 --> 00:30:32,151 Neil Patrick Harris wasn't in the budget. 569 00:30:32,151 --> 00:30:33,528 What's that? 570 00:30:33,528 --> 00:30:36,235 Why's Oscar going downtown? 571 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,986 Got an idea. 572 00:30:37,986 --> 00:30:39,321 I'm gonna go get some breakfast food 573 00:30:39,321 --> 00:30:42,654 and you can watch the rest of the movie. 574 00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:48,523 - Wow, this place is really something. 575 00:30:48,523 --> 00:30:50,768 - You have no idea. 576 00:30:50,768 --> 00:30:53,224 Up here, this is where the jazz band is. 577 00:30:53,224 --> 00:30:56,883 Having live music is so rare these days. 578 00:30:56,883 --> 00:30:59,554 And right where you're standing 579 00:30:59,554 --> 00:31:02,171 couples will be dancing the night away. 580 00:31:02,171 --> 00:31:04,754 - Sounds like my kind of place. 581 00:31:05,601 --> 00:31:07,692 - Let me show you something. 582 00:31:07,692 --> 00:31:10,109 (soft music) 583 00:31:32,951 --> 00:31:35,386 - They're tearing this place down, huh? 584 00:31:35,386 --> 00:31:37,272 - I mean, how many people do you know 585 00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:39,567 go to a jazz club anymore? 586 00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:40,592 - Fair point. 587 00:31:40,592 --> 00:31:43,009 (soft music) 588 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,194 Well. 589 00:31:46,194 --> 00:31:47,719 I'm sold. 590 00:31:47,719 --> 00:31:48,675 - Are you serious? 591 00:31:48,675 --> 00:31:49,508 - Yeah. 592 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:51,402 What's eight million between friends? 593 00:31:51,402 --> 00:31:53,819 (soft music) 594 00:32:14,414 --> 00:32:16,009 Oscar. 595 00:32:16,009 --> 00:32:16,842 - Patrick? 596 00:32:16,842 --> 00:32:17,675 What are you doing here? 597 00:32:17,675 --> 00:32:18,735 - What are you doing here? 598 00:32:18,735 --> 00:32:20,818 - Well I asked you first. 599 00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:25,934 - I think I'm gonna buy this place. 600 00:32:25,934 --> 00:32:27,993 - You're gonna own a dance studio? 601 00:32:27,993 --> 00:32:29,610 - [Patrick] Why not? 602 00:32:29,610 --> 00:32:31,240 - It's not really your style. 603 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,195 - Oh. 604 00:32:32,195 --> 00:32:34,612 (soft music) 605 00:32:38,136 --> 00:32:39,399 So what brings you here? 606 00:32:39,399 --> 00:32:40,591 - Well I never checked this place out 607 00:32:40,591 --> 00:32:42,583 when I was looking for that dancer from Gatsby's. 608 00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:43,660 - You know what? 609 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:46,457 I think they're rehearsing in the back. 610 00:32:46,457 --> 00:32:47,670 - God, thank you, Patrick. 611 00:32:47,670 --> 00:32:49,347 I might finally find this girl. 612 00:32:49,347 --> 00:32:51,764 (soft music) 613 00:32:55,368 --> 00:32:56,700 - Hey. 614 00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:58,204 Do you need a ride back to your place? 615 00:32:58,204 --> 00:32:59,037 - That'd be great. 616 00:32:59,037 --> 00:33:00,449 I took the bus. 617 00:33:00,449 --> 00:33:02,866 (soft music) 618 00:33:03,829 --> 00:33:06,050 - She performed in an art show at Gatsby's two nights ago. 619 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,981 - Did you ask Gatsby's who she was? 620 00:33:08,981 --> 00:33:10,508 - Oh, I didn't think of that. 621 00:33:10,508 --> 00:33:11,341 - [Dancer] Why don't you start there? 622 00:33:11,341 --> 00:33:12,934 - Wait, can you just tell me if she studies here? 623 00:33:12,934 --> 00:33:13,767 - She used to. 624 00:33:13,767 --> 00:33:14,600 - [Oscar] What's her name? 625 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,712 - I can't tell you that. 626 00:33:15,712 --> 00:33:16,545 - Why not? 627 00:33:16,545 --> 00:33:19,160 - Look, I have students to teach. 628 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,993 - Just give me her name and I'll leave you be. 629 00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:31,338 - How long have you been standing there? 630 00:33:31,338 --> 00:33:33,032 - Awhile, sir. 631 00:33:33,032 --> 00:33:34,671 - Why? 632 00:33:34,671 --> 00:33:37,261 - Skin cancer is a silent killer. 633 00:33:37,261 --> 00:33:39,430 - Right, that makes sense. 634 00:33:39,430 --> 00:33:40,811 Pat's home. 635 00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,484 It's about time, Pat. 636 00:33:42,484 --> 00:33:44,943 - Why is there a van in my parking spot? 637 00:33:44,943 --> 00:33:47,660 - You asked me to plan a Ruben party. 638 00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:50,037 I'm planning a Ruben party. 639 00:33:50,037 --> 00:33:50,870 Jesus. 640 00:33:55,995 --> 00:33:56,883 - [Patrick] Jesus, Sean. 641 00:33:56,883 --> 00:33:58,727 Did you invite the whole neighborhood? 642 00:33:58,727 --> 00:33:59,746 - [Sean] Look, I'm just trying to keep up 643 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,641 with the last 10 years of being sidelined. 644 00:34:01,641 --> 00:34:02,474 Monica. 645 00:34:03,529 --> 00:34:05,403 Down here with the plant. 646 00:34:05,403 --> 00:34:08,412 By the way, I need another $200,000. 647 00:34:08,412 --> 00:34:09,245 - Can't. 648 00:34:10,438 --> 00:34:11,765 - What do you mean you can't? 649 00:34:11,765 --> 00:34:13,416 - I'm buying something. 650 00:34:13,416 --> 00:34:18,166 - Ernest, put the damn plant down and pick the ladder up. 651 00:34:20,223 --> 00:34:21,640 Janice, get down. 652 00:34:22,717 --> 00:34:23,648 What are you buying? 653 00:34:23,648 --> 00:34:24,806 - A theater. 654 00:34:24,806 --> 00:34:25,639 - A the. 655 00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:27,752 Antwan, put your shoes on. 656 00:34:27,752 --> 00:34:28,585 For Abby? 657 00:34:30,219 --> 00:34:31,052 Well great. 658 00:34:31,052 --> 00:34:32,210 Well look, I still need $200,000 659 00:34:32,210 --> 00:34:33,316 and don't tell me you can't do it. 660 00:34:33,316 --> 00:34:34,888 I know you keep that much in your bedside cabinet. 661 00:34:34,888 --> 00:34:36,666 - Why are you looking through my drawers? 662 00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:37,643 - I needed a new watch. 663 00:34:37,643 --> 00:34:38,773 You stole mine. 664 00:34:38,773 --> 00:34:40,209 - I gave you $100 for it. 665 00:34:40,209 --> 00:34:42,031 - It was worth 3000. 666 00:34:42,031 --> 00:34:43,109 - You stole it from Todd. 667 00:34:43,109 --> 00:34:44,707 It wasn't worth anything. 668 00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:45,718 - Okay, that's fair. 669 00:34:45,718 --> 00:34:47,428 Oh look, he started the chicken. 670 00:34:47,428 --> 00:34:50,267 I still need 200,000 though for Studdard. 671 00:34:50,267 --> 00:34:52,693 - You know how I feel about R&B. 672 00:34:52,693 --> 00:34:54,601 - You specifically said I could hire him. 673 00:34:54,601 --> 00:34:55,434 I remember. 674 00:34:55,434 --> 00:34:57,276 I asked can I hire Ruben Studdard 675 00:34:57,276 --> 00:34:59,590 if I don't tell Oscar about the cat girl? 676 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:00,625 You said yes. 677 00:35:00,625 --> 00:35:01,640 - And it's my house. 678 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,557 I don't want R&B in it. 679 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:06,669 - [Sean] Fine. 680 00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:09,036 Guess I don't need 200 grand. 681 00:35:09,036 --> 00:35:11,150 - Look at me saving us money. 682 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:11,983 - Here. 683 00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:14,541 It's the finalized guest list for tonight. 684 00:35:14,541 --> 00:35:16,105 - Did you add the mayor? 685 00:35:16,105 --> 00:35:17,608 - Yes, I added the mayor. 686 00:35:17,608 --> 00:35:19,084 I want a good party. 687 00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:19,917 - Good. 688 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:22,446 Don't forget to invite Frank Reynolds 689 00:35:22,446 --> 00:35:24,363 and don't invite Oscar. 690 00:35:39,432 --> 00:35:41,515 - Pull it together, Sean. 691 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,123 Everything is fine. 692 00:35:48,485 --> 00:35:49,318 Hey Tammy. 693 00:35:50,290 --> 00:35:54,040 Yeah, will you get Oscar on the phone for me? 694 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:57,196 Shit. 695 00:35:58,422 --> 00:36:00,089 Son of a shit, shit. 696 00:36:08,261 --> 00:36:09,143 - I take it you found her. 697 00:36:09,143 --> 00:36:10,547 - How did you find me? 698 00:36:10,547 --> 00:36:12,616 And how do you know about that? 699 00:36:12,616 --> 00:36:14,119 I shouldn't even ask at this point. 700 00:36:14,119 --> 00:36:14,952 - Donut? 701 00:36:15,946 --> 00:36:17,170 - All I got was her name. 702 00:36:17,170 --> 00:36:18,195 Abby Kincaid. 703 00:36:18,195 --> 00:36:20,261 - If only there was a way to quickly 704 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:21,567 look people up by their name. 705 00:36:21,567 --> 00:36:23,227 - You don't think I already tried the internet? 706 00:36:23,227 --> 00:36:25,241 - You didn't ask Gatsby's who she was. 707 00:36:25,241 --> 00:36:26,517 - God, you too? 708 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:27,888 - Yup. 709 00:36:27,888 --> 00:36:31,746 Looks like you need a private investigator. 710 00:36:31,746 --> 00:36:33,568 - This is a ticket to the county fair. 711 00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:34,605 - Right. 712 00:36:34,605 --> 00:36:36,624 Well, I gotta scoot. 713 00:36:36,624 --> 00:36:39,541 Best get cracking on that symphony. 714 00:36:44,933 --> 00:36:46,517 - You're invited to a party. 715 00:36:46,517 --> 00:36:47,689 The house of Sean and Pat. 716 00:36:47,689 --> 00:36:49,205 It starts at eight so don't be late 717 00:36:49,205 --> 00:36:51,538 and please don't wear a hat. 718 00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:07,772 (gentle music) 719 00:37:15,313 --> 00:37:18,017 - [Sean] Don't you think that the detailing 720 00:37:18,017 --> 00:37:20,934 of the tiger eating is just superb? 721 00:37:23,412 --> 00:37:26,722 - It's one of the best turnouts I've seen yet, right. 722 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,696 Hey, is that the mayor? 723 00:37:28,696 --> 00:37:31,214 - Wouldn't be a Ruben party without him? 724 00:37:31,214 --> 00:37:32,943 - [Emily] What is he wearing? 725 00:37:32,943 --> 00:37:36,060 - You know, it looks like a robe. 726 00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:38,643 (gentle music) 727 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:51,252 - Oscar, you made it. 728 00:37:51,252 --> 00:37:52,085 What's up? 729 00:37:52,085 --> 00:37:53,625 - Do you know who that girl is? 730 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:54,472 - [Sean] Who are you talking-- 731 00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:55,305 - The girl right there. 732 00:37:55,305 --> 00:37:56,910 Do you know who she is? 733 00:37:56,910 --> 00:37:57,938 - That's a little complicated. 734 00:37:57,938 --> 00:37:59,366 - No, it's a simple question. 735 00:37:59,366 --> 00:38:02,116 Do you know who she is? 736 00:38:02,116 --> 00:38:03,783 - Well, technically. 737 00:38:09,493 --> 00:38:10,993 - [Oscar] Patrick. 738 00:38:16,258 --> 00:38:17,717 - What the hell is wrong with you? 739 00:38:17,717 --> 00:38:19,202 - What the hell is wrong with me? 740 00:38:19,202 --> 00:38:20,560 Do you know who's here? 741 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,957 - [Patrick] There are a lot of people here, Oscar. 742 00:38:21,957 --> 00:38:23,059 - Don't play dumb with me. 743 00:38:23,059 --> 00:38:24,480 You know exactly who I'm talking about. 744 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,313 Abby Kincaid. 745 00:38:25,313 --> 00:38:26,425 - Who? 746 00:38:26,425 --> 00:38:27,817 - The dancer from Gatsby's. 747 00:38:27,817 --> 00:38:29,952 The girl I've been looking for all week. 748 00:38:29,952 --> 00:38:31,569 - How was I supposed to know who that was? 749 00:38:31,569 --> 00:38:32,402 - I talked to Sean. 750 00:38:32,402 --> 00:38:34,426 You know who she is. 751 00:38:34,426 --> 00:38:35,336 - What's going on, guys? 752 00:38:35,336 --> 00:38:36,913 - Get out, Sean. - Did you sell me out? 753 00:38:36,913 --> 00:38:37,746 - What, Pat? 754 00:38:37,746 --> 00:38:38,579 - [Oscar] Get out, Sean. 755 00:38:38,579 --> 00:38:39,412 - How could you? 756 00:38:39,412 --> 00:38:42,165 - Oscar, low your-- - Get out. 757 00:38:42,165 --> 00:38:43,165 - Excuse me. 758 00:38:44,344 --> 00:38:45,342 - All right, now it's settled. 759 00:38:45,342 --> 00:38:47,847 - Don't tell me what to do. 760 00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:50,091 - This is my house, Oscar. 761 00:38:50,091 --> 00:38:52,249 - You were supposed to be my best friend. 762 00:38:52,249 --> 00:38:53,743 - I am your best friend. 763 00:38:53,743 --> 00:38:55,228 - Yeah, some friend. 764 00:38:55,228 --> 00:38:57,140 Going behind back with my girl. 765 00:38:57,140 --> 00:38:58,736 - She's not your girl. 766 00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:00,486 - Well she sure as hell not yours. 767 00:39:00,486 --> 00:39:02,229 - That remains to be seen. 768 00:39:02,229 --> 00:39:03,646 - Don't you dare. 769 00:39:08,532 --> 00:39:10,782 - I found out the next day. 770 00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:15,833 I didn't tell you because I wanted her for myself. 771 00:39:18,670 --> 00:39:22,173 Now I'm gonna go back to my party. 772 00:39:22,173 --> 00:39:24,673 Have a nice evening with Abby. 773 00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:29,514 And you're gonna get out of my house. 774 00:39:34,068 --> 00:39:36,290 Sorry about that, guys. 775 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,623 Did you miss me? 776 00:39:39,465 --> 00:39:41,298 - Where have you been? 777 00:39:48,121 --> 00:39:49,601 (cymbal ringing) 778 00:39:49,601 --> 00:39:51,660 - Hi, everybody. 779 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:55,513 It's so good to see you all here tonight, even you Clark. 780 00:39:55,513 --> 00:39:59,635 - 40 years of business meetings then you die. 781 00:39:59,635 --> 00:40:02,020 Well hey, at least they own the original, right? 782 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,977 - I had to have them all. 783 00:40:03,977 --> 00:40:08,392 It's been a slow process and I'm not quite there yet, 784 00:40:08,392 --> 00:40:11,514 but I'm very pleased to have you all here tonight 785 00:40:11,514 --> 00:40:16,222 to introduce the newest addition to my collection. 786 00:40:16,222 --> 00:40:17,055 But first. 787 00:40:19,011 --> 00:40:21,230 - Wrong Ruben, dear friend. 788 00:40:21,230 --> 00:40:24,598 - I wondered where other Hebrews were. 789 00:40:24,598 --> 00:40:29,348 - Without further ado, I give to you the Fall of Phaeton. 790 00:40:36,905 --> 00:40:37,980 - Get that developed for a dollar. 791 00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:39,480 It'll last longer. 792 00:40:43,102 --> 00:40:44,852 - What are you doing? 793 00:41:18,756 --> 00:41:20,589 Someone call the cops. 794 00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:24,129 (man laughing) 795 00:41:27,696 --> 00:41:28,529 - Hello. 796 00:41:29,611 --> 00:41:31,159 - [Oscar] Where did everyone go? 797 00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:33,271 - You weren't at the party? 798 00:41:33,271 --> 00:41:35,299 - [Oscar] Not exactly. 799 00:41:35,299 --> 00:41:38,966 - Well, a homeless man came into the gallery 800 00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:43,533 and lit one of the paintings on fire. 801 00:41:43,533 --> 00:41:44,748 - [Oscar] What? 802 00:41:44,748 --> 00:41:45,581 - Yeah. 803 00:41:52,231 --> 00:41:54,430 - I'm Oscar, by the way. 804 00:41:54,430 --> 00:41:56,072 - Abby. 805 00:41:56,072 --> 00:41:58,775 - Nice to meet you, Abby. 806 00:41:58,775 --> 00:42:00,688 - [Stuart] Excuse me. 807 00:42:00,688 --> 00:42:02,429 This is a private residence. 808 00:42:02,429 --> 00:42:04,262 The loitering allowed. 809 00:42:07,327 --> 00:42:08,599 - Do you wanna get out of here? 810 00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:09,682 - [Abby] Yes. 811 00:42:14,890 --> 00:42:17,473 (upbeat music) 812 00:42:22,586 --> 00:42:25,586 (audience clapping) 813 00:42:27,367 --> 00:42:28,993 - Welcome, everybody. 814 00:42:28,993 --> 00:42:30,871 Thank you for coming. 815 00:42:30,871 --> 00:42:33,114 - So, do you know how to swing dance? 816 00:42:33,114 --> 00:42:33,947 - Oh no, no. 817 00:42:33,947 --> 00:42:35,530 I haven't in years. 818 00:42:38,087 --> 00:42:40,670 (upbeat music) 819 00:45:03,031 --> 00:45:05,614 - Do you still have the camera? 820 00:45:06,484 --> 00:45:07,321 - What camera? 821 00:45:07,321 --> 00:45:10,214 - [Todd] The one he took the picture with. 822 00:45:10,214 --> 00:45:11,128 - Oh, I don't know. 823 00:45:11,128 --> 00:45:13,507 It's probably in the gallery somewhere. 824 00:45:13,507 --> 00:45:16,402 - That picture is gonna be worth a fortune. 825 00:45:16,402 --> 00:45:17,865 - I don't care about the money. 826 00:45:17,865 --> 00:45:19,907 - Yes, you do, and you should. 827 00:45:19,907 --> 00:45:21,537 That's how you keep buying paintings. 828 00:45:21,537 --> 00:45:22,586 I'm gonna be in New York soon. 829 00:45:22,586 --> 00:45:24,157 There's a couple I can look at there. 830 00:45:24,157 --> 00:45:26,012 - And I'll buy them all, 831 00:45:26,012 --> 00:45:27,845 but my collection will never be complete. 832 00:45:27,845 --> 00:45:29,394 - You're doing all right, bucko? 833 00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:30,700 - [Todd] Of course he isn't. 834 00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:32,451 - It's just a painting. 835 00:45:32,451 --> 00:45:33,862 You're still rich. 836 00:45:33,862 --> 00:45:35,791 - [Todd] He doesn't care about the money. 837 00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:37,297 - Of course I don't care about the money. 838 00:45:37,297 --> 00:45:40,236 Why else would I spend $12 million on it? 839 00:45:40,236 --> 00:45:42,327 - It is just a painting. 840 00:45:42,327 --> 00:45:43,641 We will get you another one. 841 00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:45,350 - But I can never have that one again. 842 00:45:45,350 --> 00:45:49,633 - Actually you can because I have the camera. 843 00:45:49,633 --> 00:45:51,613 - [Patrick] It is not the same. 844 00:45:51,613 --> 00:45:52,446 - It is the same. 845 00:45:52,446 --> 00:45:54,917 It's just it's not on a canvas. 846 00:45:54,917 --> 00:45:58,615 - [Todd] It's not all about looking at a pretty picture. 847 00:45:58,615 --> 00:45:59,865 It was a Ruben. 848 00:46:00,718 --> 00:46:01,635 - Oh, Todd. 849 00:46:03,450 --> 00:46:05,400 It's not about. 850 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,444 A name. 851 00:46:06,444 --> 00:46:08,282 Literally a name. 852 00:46:08,282 --> 00:46:10,911 This guy died over 100 years ago. 853 00:46:10,911 --> 00:46:12,584 Nobody knew who he was 854 00:46:12,584 --> 00:46:14,766 and now we're sitting around depressed. 855 00:46:14,766 --> 00:46:16,695 - Can you just stop talking, please? 856 00:46:16,695 --> 00:46:20,733 - No, because I refuse to let my Ruben party end this way. 857 00:46:20,733 --> 00:46:22,912 First, I didn't get Studdard. 858 00:46:22,912 --> 00:46:25,303 And now I don't want the highlight 859 00:46:25,303 --> 00:46:28,275 to be an impromptu bonfire. 860 00:46:28,275 --> 00:46:29,108 - You know what? 861 00:46:29,108 --> 00:46:30,656 This is actually what I get for letting you plan the party. 862 00:46:30,656 --> 00:46:31,779 - [Sean] No, no, no, no, no, no. 863 00:46:31,779 --> 00:46:32,612 This is not happening. 864 00:46:32,612 --> 00:46:33,613 We're going out. 865 00:46:33,613 --> 00:46:35,311 Get up, you. 866 00:46:35,311 --> 00:46:36,353 Up, get up, Pat. 867 00:46:36,353 --> 00:46:38,099 Todd, you're gonna come with us, too. 868 00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:40,682 (bright music) 869 00:46:52,117 --> 00:46:53,894 ♪ Welcome to the show ♪ 870 00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:55,790 ♪ Glad you made it out ♪ 871 00:46:55,790 --> 00:46:59,307 ♪ Everybody's waiting for you ♪ 872 00:46:59,307 --> 00:47:01,053 - [Oscar] This is all for me? 873 00:47:01,053 --> 00:47:03,073 ♪ Yes but singing it please ♪ 874 00:47:03,073 --> 00:47:08,073 ♪ 'Cause the jazz musicians, they weren't cheap ♪ 875 00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:15,682 ♪ If this is what it seems ♪ 876 00:47:15,682 --> 00:47:17,548 ♪ You know what that means ♪ 877 00:47:17,548 --> 00:47:20,911 ♪ You can have whatever you like ♪ 878 00:47:20,911 --> 00:47:23,005 ♪ You want a chorus line ♪ 879 00:47:23,005 --> 00:47:24,855 ♪ These guys are friends of mine ♪ 880 00:47:24,855 --> 00:47:28,855 ♪ Oh, I know what I really want ♪ 881 00:47:44,836 --> 00:47:46,461 ♪ Now that I have you here ♪ 882 00:47:46,461 --> 00:47:48,452 ♪ Won't you come down here ♪ 883 00:47:48,452 --> 00:47:51,972 ♪ What is it you needed to say ♪ 884 00:47:51,972 --> 00:47:53,763 ♪ I love you ♪ 885 00:47:53,763 --> 00:47:55,782 ♪ I love you too ♪ 886 00:47:55,782 --> 00:47:59,782 ♪ That is what I needed to hear ♪ 887 00:49:23,787 --> 00:49:24,620 - Sh. 888 00:49:24,620 --> 00:49:25,453 No, no, no. 889 00:49:25,453 --> 00:49:26,433 It's okay, it's okay. 890 00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:27,562 We're not real. 891 00:49:27,562 --> 00:49:29,312 You're just dreaming. 892 00:49:36,619 --> 00:49:37,452 Cut. 893 00:49:41,046 --> 00:49:42,149 I felt good about that one. 894 00:49:42,149 --> 00:49:46,329 - The choreographer said that the second verse was off. 895 00:49:46,329 --> 00:49:47,162 - Got one more in you? 896 00:49:47,162 --> 00:49:47,995 - Anything for you, boss. 897 00:49:47,995 --> 00:49:48,964 - That's what I like to hear. 898 00:49:48,964 --> 00:49:51,448 All right, looks like we're going again, guys. 899 00:49:51,448 --> 00:49:52,281 - All right, everyone. 900 00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:53,173 We're going again. 901 00:49:53,173 --> 00:49:54,006 Places, please. 902 00:49:54,006 --> 00:49:55,089 Quiet on set. 903 00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:59,107 - 68 allosaurus take four. 904 00:50:04,161 --> 00:50:05,546 - [Sean] Yup, just get the door. 905 00:50:05,546 --> 00:50:06,379 Yup. 906 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:09,199 Thank you, Stuart. 907 00:50:09,199 --> 00:50:10,032 Pat. 908 00:50:11,132 --> 00:50:12,284 Pat. 909 00:50:12,284 --> 00:50:14,260 - [Patrick] What? 910 00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:16,243 - [Sean] Are you in here? 911 00:50:16,243 --> 00:50:17,076 Oh. 912 00:50:17,076 --> 00:50:20,617 Pat, I have a couple boxes for you 913 00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:23,688 and I think it's more of your model airplanes. 914 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:24,855 - Even better. 915 00:50:26,359 --> 00:50:28,317 - There's nothing better than a model airplane. 916 00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:29,150 - You're right. 917 00:50:29,150 --> 00:50:32,233 They're like real planes except tiny. 918 00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:34,547 - Hold on. 919 00:50:34,547 --> 00:50:37,932 I love me some tiny stuff so what's in the box? 920 00:50:37,932 --> 00:50:40,371 - Why don't you open it and find out? 921 00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:41,704 - I can open it? 922 00:50:43,555 --> 00:50:44,388 Okay. 923 00:50:49,710 --> 00:50:50,543 Pat. 924 00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:56,366 You know I'm not into this kind of stuff. 925 00:50:56,366 --> 00:50:57,199 What the hell? 926 00:50:57,199 --> 00:50:58,481 - What are you talking about? 927 00:50:58,481 --> 00:51:00,116 - You know exactly what I'm talking about. 928 00:51:00,116 --> 00:51:02,979 The like dressing up kind of thing. 929 00:51:02,979 --> 00:51:04,203 - That's disgusting. 930 00:51:04,203 --> 00:51:05,036 - Okay. 931 00:51:05,983 --> 00:51:07,712 - They're costumes. 932 00:51:07,712 --> 00:51:09,099 - Okay well. 933 00:51:09,099 --> 00:51:10,916 Could've just told me we're having a costume party. 934 00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:11,872 I would've got my own. 935 00:51:11,872 --> 00:51:13,235 - No. 936 00:51:13,235 --> 00:51:15,068 They're for our heist. 937 00:51:15,971 --> 00:51:16,804 - I'm sorry. 938 00:51:16,804 --> 00:51:18,306 You said heist? 939 00:51:18,306 --> 00:51:20,025 - You heard me. 940 00:51:20,025 --> 00:51:21,943 - What are we stealing? 941 00:51:21,943 --> 00:51:24,438 - Who are we stealing? 942 00:51:24,438 --> 00:51:25,271 - Right. 943 00:51:25,271 --> 00:51:26,104 So you should know that, right? 944 00:51:26,104 --> 00:51:27,783 'Cause you got the costumes and that. 945 00:51:27,783 --> 00:51:28,616 Okay. 946 00:51:28,616 --> 00:51:30,185 - That was rhetorical. 947 00:51:30,185 --> 00:51:31,018 - Got it. 948 00:51:31,018 --> 00:51:36,018 Makes a lot sense so I'm just gonna try this on I guess. 949 00:51:36,092 --> 00:51:37,399 Cool. 950 00:51:37,399 --> 00:51:39,316 So who are we heisting? 951 00:51:40,170 --> 00:51:42,989 - The monster who burned my painting. 952 00:51:42,989 --> 00:51:44,466 - [Sean] Wait. 953 00:51:44,466 --> 00:51:45,999 Cooper. 954 00:51:45,999 --> 00:51:47,817 - Who else did you think I was talking about? 955 00:51:47,817 --> 00:51:48,755 - [Sean] Gotcha. 956 00:51:48,755 --> 00:51:50,110 That was a rhetorical. 957 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:50,943 Jesus. 958 00:51:50,943 --> 00:51:51,776 What? 959 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:52,973 Okay, see now I'm oh. 960 00:51:52,973 --> 00:51:55,431 - His crime cannot go unpunished. 961 00:51:55,431 --> 00:51:56,793 - [Sean] Okay. 962 00:51:56,793 --> 00:51:58,376 - It's un-American. 963 00:51:59,437 --> 00:52:02,270 He needs to burn like Phaeton did. 964 00:52:06,550 --> 00:52:07,383 - Right. 965 00:52:07,383 --> 00:52:10,790 So, you're gonna light him on fire? 966 00:52:10,790 --> 00:52:12,231 - That's the plan. 967 00:52:12,231 --> 00:52:14,035 - Great, okay. 968 00:52:14,035 --> 00:52:14,952 So, I'm in. 969 00:52:16,130 --> 00:52:17,893 Now where are we gonna find Cooper? 970 00:52:17,893 --> 00:52:20,893 'Cause I think he's pretty homeless. 971 00:52:21,969 --> 00:52:24,100 - We're gonna go. 972 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:25,171 - Pat, what are you doing? 973 00:52:25,171 --> 00:52:26,004 - Undercover. 974 00:52:26,004 --> 00:52:27,421 - No, no, no, no. 975 00:52:31,841 --> 00:52:32,690 Okay. 976 00:52:32,690 --> 00:52:35,200 So I have a couple questions. 977 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,512 First question is can we stop and get some food? 978 00:52:38,512 --> 00:52:40,415 Second question. 979 00:52:40,415 --> 00:52:44,498 If I need to potty, do I potty while in the suit? 980 00:52:46,052 --> 00:52:46,885 Okay, that's a dumb question. 981 00:52:46,885 --> 00:52:48,802 I'll just go get ready. 982 00:53:06,753 --> 00:53:07,703 - [Cooper] Are these for your lady? 983 00:53:07,703 --> 00:53:09,278 - As a matter of fact, they are. 984 00:53:09,278 --> 00:53:11,105 - On a first date? 985 00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:12,375 I don't think so. 986 00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:13,681 - Oh no, they're not. 987 00:53:13,681 --> 00:53:14,514 Oh. 988 00:53:15,857 --> 00:53:16,690 - Ooh. 989 00:53:16,690 --> 00:53:18,240 Writer's block's gone I see. 990 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,888 - The melody came to me last night after I met Abby. 991 00:53:21,888 --> 00:53:23,494 - There's only three movements. 992 00:53:23,494 --> 00:53:24,690 - Well it's not finished yet. 993 00:53:24,690 --> 00:53:26,394 I was up most of the night writing it. 994 00:53:26,394 --> 00:53:27,635 - Well that's just healthy. 995 00:53:27,635 --> 00:53:31,032 - I would've gotten all five if the rest had been there. 996 00:53:31,032 --> 00:53:32,675 - The rest had been where? 997 00:53:32,675 --> 00:53:35,085 - Sorry I only wrote half a symphony in one night. 998 00:53:35,085 --> 00:53:36,337 - Hey, don't sell yourself short. 999 00:53:36,337 --> 00:53:38,556 You wrote three fifths of a symphony in one night. 1000 00:53:38,556 --> 00:53:39,993 - I suppose you're to thank. 1001 00:53:39,993 --> 00:53:42,140 If it weren't for you, I never would've run into Abby. 1002 00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:43,353 - Whatever do you mean. 1003 00:53:43,353 --> 00:53:44,327 - It wasn't hard to figure out 1004 00:53:44,327 --> 00:53:45,209 that you were the homeless man 1005 00:53:45,209 --> 00:53:46,512 who lit the paintings on fire. 1006 00:53:46,512 --> 00:53:47,345 - Homeless? 1007 00:53:47,345 --> 00:53:49,214 - You seem to have a propensity for burning things. 1008 00:53:49,214 --> 00:53:51,024 - I mean it's just so easy when you have 1009 00:53:51,024 --> 00:53:53,972 Uncle Ivan's all purpose lighter fluid. 1010 00:53:53,972 --> 00:53:55,637 Here, hold this. 1011 00:53:55,637 --> 00:53:57,714 Oscar, are you aware that Uncle Ivan's 1012 00:53:57,714 --> 00:54:01,307 all purpose lighter fluid has over 180 uses? 1013 00:54:01,307 --> 00:54:02,311 - If it's all purpose, shouldn't it have 1014 00:54:02,311 --> 00:54:05,375 an infinite amount of uses? 1015 00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:06,208 Give me a minute. 1016 00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:10,708 I need to go inside and make reservations for tonight. 1017 00:54:13,221 --> 00:54:15,716 - What did he do with those backup dancers? 1018 00:54:15,716 --> 00:54:16,549 - [Man] We're about to send them home. 1019 00:54:16,549 --> 00:54:18,294 - No, don't do that. 1020 00:54:18,294 --> 00:54:19,475 - Change of plans, everybody. 1021 00:54:19,475 --> 00:54:20,308 We're rolling. 1022 00:54:20,308 --> 00:54:22,183 What are we rolling on? 1023 00:54:22,183 --> 00:54:25,132 - [Cooper] Just follow my lead. 1024 00:54:25,132 --> 00:54:25,965 Oh, I should. 1025 00:54:25,965 --> 00:54:29,031 (upbeat music) 1026 00:54:29,031 --> 00:54:30,637 ♪ It's intermission ♪ 1027 00:54:30,637 --> 00:54:31,842 ♪ Time to grab a snack ♪ 1028 00:54:31,842 --> 00:54:33,190 ♪ It's intermission ♪ 1029 00:54:33,190 --> 00:54:34,877 ♪ Take a smoke out back ♪ 1030 00:54:34,877 --> 00:54:36,147 ♪ Whatever you choose ♪ 1031 00:54:36,147 --> 00:54:37,542 ♪ Bathroom or booze ♪ 1032 00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:41,875 ♪ Back here when the lights go down ♪ 1033 00:55:01,838 --> 00:55:05,338 ♪ It's getting closer now ♪ 1034 00:55:33,537 --> 00:55:34,825 - Did I just hear show tunes? 1035 00:55:34,825 --> 00:55:35,850 - Nonsense. 1036 00:55:35,850 --> 00:55:39,045 Why would you hear show tunes? 1037 00:55:39,045 --> 00:55:39,878 - Exactly. 1038 00:55:41,227 --> 00:55:42,060 - Exactly. 1039 00:55:45,253 --> 00:55:46,086 Right. 1040 00:55:47,269 --> 00:55:48,102 - Right. 1041 00:55:58,905 --> 00:55:59,738 - [Man] Hold it. 1042 00:55:59,738 --> 00:56:00,988 - [Woman] Stop. 1043 00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,078 - [Sean] I don't see Cooper anywhere. 1044 00:56:19,078 --> 00:56:20,336 - [Patrick] That's correct. 1045 00:56:20,336 --> 00:56:23,300 Go inside and investigate. 1046 00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,050 - [Sean] Right, okay. 1047 00:56:27,525 --> 00:56:28,379 Oh, oh. 1048 00:56:28,379 --> 00:56:29,742 - [Patrick] Wait. 1049 00:56:29,742 --> 00:56:31,100 Wait, wait, wait. 1050 00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:32,862 You're too conspicuous. 1051 00:56:32,862 --> 00:56:36,870 - What do you mean too conspic (coughs)? 1052 00:56:36,870 --> 00:56:39,235 Yeah, you're right. 1053 00:56:39,235 --> 00:56:40,818 Yeah, you're right. 1054 00:56:44,021 --> 00:56:46,938 (doorbell ringing) 1055 00:56:51,980 --> 00:56:53,397 Hey there, Oscar. 1056 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:56,292 - What are you wearing? 1057 00:56:57,625 --> 00:57:00,148 - I'm raising awareness for the WWF. 1058 00:57:00,148 --> 00:57:02,283 - Oh, I didn't know you were into wrestling. 1059 00:57:02,283 --> 00:57:03,116 - Oscar. 1060 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,112 That's the WWE, Oscar. 1061 00:57:08,112 --> 00:57:09,778 If you were into wrestling, you'd know that. 1062 00:57:09,778 --> 00:57:11,035 - Well I'm not into wrestling. 1063 00:57:11,035 --> 00:57:14,088 - [Sean] Yeah me neither so. 1064 00:57:14,088 --> 00:57:17,353 - Glad we got that out of the way. 1065 00:57:17,353 --> 00:57:18,257 What can I do for ya? 1066 00:57:18,257 --> 00:57:20,051 - Oh, thanks for you asking. 1067 00:57:20,051 --> 00:57:22,850 I was looking to maybe get a drink with my old pal. 1068 00:57:22,850 --> 00:57:24,901 - Well, what do pandas even drink? 1069 00:57:24,901 --> 00:57:26,256 - Well, I thought you would never ask 1070 00:57:26,256 --> 00:57:29,339 'cause I'm in the mood for a martini. 1071 00:57:39,473 --> 00:57:41,682 - So, how's the plight of pandas these days? 1072 00:57:41,682 --> 00:57:45,182 - They're called giant panda bears, Oscar. 1073 00:57:46,316 --> 00:57:47,413 Read the literature. 1074 00:57:47,413 --> 00:57:50,267 - How's the plight of giant panda bears? 1075 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:52,287 - Oh, it's good. 1076 00:57:52,287 --> 00:57:53,120 It's good. 1077 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,337 It's actually really good. 1078 00:57:54,337 --> 00:57:57,444 In fact, they're being taken off the endangered species list 1079 00:57:57,444 --> 00:58:00,441 which means this can go back in my closet. 1080 00:58:00,441 --> 00:58:02,095 - When did you start this campaign? 1081 00:58:02,095 --> 00:58:04,762 - This morning and I think it's been pretty successful. 1082 00:58:04,762 --> 00:58:05,595 - I guess so. 1083 00:58:05,595 --> 00:58:06,428 You want olives? 1084 00:58:06,428 --> 00:58:08,497 - [Sean] Yeah, I'll take an olive. 1085 00:58:08,497 --> 00:58:09,936 - So, what are you up to the rest of the day 1086 00:58:09,936 --> 00:58:12,882 now that the pandas have been saved? 1087 00:58:12,882 --> 00:58:15,713 - Probably gonna find another good cause to support. 1088 00:58:15,713 --> 00:58:17,463 Maybe something like. 1089 00:58:21,652 --> 00:58:23,254 Heifer international. 1090 00:58:23,254 --> 00:58:24,087 - Cut. 1091 00:58:29,485 --> 00:58:30,318 Did you even read your lines? 1092 00:58:30,318 --> 00:58:33,148 - Yes, but I've told you. 1093 00:58:33,148 --> 00:58:34,528 I get nervous in front of the camera. 1094 00:58:34,528 --> 00:58:36,782 - Script sup, what's his line? 1095 00:58:36,782 --> 00:58:37,660 - Page 87. 1096 00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:38,542 Where do you think I can get-- 1097 00:58:38,542 --> 00:58:39,386 - Nevermind, nevermind. 1098 00:58:39,386 --> 00:58:40,772 We're just gonna cut to the end. 1099 00:58:40,772 --> 00:58:43,522 Can somebody give me a cigarette? 1100 00:58:45,265 --> 00:58:46,645 Now Sean. 1101 00:58:46,645 --> 00:58:47,666 - Yes. 1102 00:58:47,666 --> 00:58:48,992 - What's this scene about? 1103 00:58:48,992 --> 00:58:50,320 - Pandas. 1104 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,260 - No, no, the pandas are an illusion. 1105 00:58:52,260 --> 00:58:54,047 - An illusion, got it. 1106 00:58:54,047 --> 00:58:57,077 - You're moving the story forward. 1107 00:58:57,077 --> 00:58:57,910 - Okay, wait. 1108 00:58:57,910 --> 00:58:58,932 Why am I in a panda suit? 1109 00:58:58,932 --> 00:58:59,765 - The suit plays. 1110 00:58:59,765 --> 00:59:00,598 Doesn't the suit play. 1111 00:59:00,598 --> 00:59:01,431 - The suit plays. 1112 00:59:01,431 --> 00:59:02,264 - Suit plays. 1113 00:59:02,264 --> 00:59:03,662 - The suit plays. 1114 00:59:03,662 --> 00:59:04,765 - See? 1115 00:59:04,765 --> 00:59:06,458 - Yeah, I guess. 1116 00:59:06,458 --> 00:59:07,291 Wait. 1117 00:59:07,291 --> 00:59:08,125 Where are we starting? 1118 00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:08,958 - Ad lib. 1119 00:59:11,282 --> 00:59:12,115 - Ad lib? 1120 00:59:13,781 --> 00:59:14,614 - Action. 1121 00:59:14,614 --> 00:59:15,689 - So you and Pat talked lately? 1122 00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:16,522 - What do you think? 1123 00:59:16,522 --> 00:59:18,833 - Well, I know that he hadn't told you much about Abby. 1124 00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:20,666 - He tried to steal Abby from me. 1125 00:59:20,666 --> 00:59:22,957 - It appears you won that battle though, Oscar. 1126 00:59:22,957 --> 00:59:24,475 - It appears so. 1127 00:59:24,475 --> 00:59:26,595 - Oscar, I think it's time to exchange the hatchet. 1128 00:59:26,595 --> 00:59:27,525 - Bury the hatchet. 1129 00:59:27,525 --> 00:59:28,508 - [Sean] Why would I do that? 1130 00:59:28,508 --> 00:59:29,721 - That's the saying. 1131 00:59:29,721 --> 00:59:30,873 - I don't know that saying. 1132 00:59:30,873 --> 00:59:31,706 - Nevermind. 1133 00:59:31,706 --> 00:59:33,271 I'm not talking to Patrick. 1134 00:59:33,271 --> 00:59:34,748 - Well, I think that it would probably 1135 00:59:34,748 --> 00:59:36,150 benefit you both if you guys-- 1136 00:59:36,150 --> 00:59:37,076 - No, no, no, no, no. 1137 00:59:37,076 --> 00:59:39,511 He's pulled this shit too many times. 1138 00:59:39,511 --> 00:59:40,996 You know him better than anybody. 1139 00:59:40,996 --> 00:59:42,187 He does whatever he wants 1140 00:59:42,187 --> 00:59:43,830 and he doesn't care about the consequences. 1141 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:46,543 Well this time, there are consequences. 1142 00:59:46,543 --> 00:59:49,340 - Oscar, he's angling for Abby. 1143 00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:51,696 - And how exactly is he doing that? 1144 00:59:51,696 --> 00:59:52,529 - Well, I. 1145 00:59:52,529 --> 00:59:57,076 - Tell me and you get the martini, panda boy. 1146 00:59:57,076 --> 00:59:57,909 - Ha. 1147 00:59:58,810 --> 00:59:59,727 How clever. 1148 01:00:02,567 --> 01:00:04,266 Fine, Oscar. 1149 01:00:04,266 --> 01:00:06,503 Let's play hardball. 1150 01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,186 He's buying the dance hall, remodeling it. 1151 01:00:08,186 --> 01:00:09,893 Give me the martini. 1152 01:00:09,893 --> 01:00:10,726 - There you go. 1153 01:00:10,726 --> 01:00:12,893 He's throwing his money at his problems again. 1154 01:00:12,893 --> 01:00:15,788 - Yeah, but you know they say money's pretty good 1155 01:00:15,788 --> 01:00:18,496 at solving problems and Pat has a lot of it. 1156 01:00:18,496 --> 01:00:20,996 - Let's just drink in silence. 1157 01:00:30,266 --> 01:00:31,876 - So good. 1158 01:00:31,876 --> 01:00:32,709 So good. 1159 01:00:32,709 --> 01:00:33,542 Thank you. 1160 01:00:35,742 --> 01:00:38,659 (doorbell ringing) 1161 01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:40,533 - Hi. 1162 01:00:40,533 --> 01:00:42,039 - Oh, I brought you flowers. 1163 01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:43,160 - [Abby] Oh, thank you. 1164 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,327 Be right back. 1165 01:00:59,532 --> 01:01:00,917 - [Sean] Push. 1166 01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:01,750 Push. 1167 01:01:02,870 --> 01:01:05,260 - [Patrick] You gotta be quiet. 1168 01:01:05,260 --> 01:01:07,540 If he's here, we wanna surprise him. 1169 01:01:07,540 --> 01:01:10,175 - [Sean] You should've got me a smaller suit then, Pat. 1170 01:01:10,175 --> 01:01:12,557 - [Patrick] Turn sideways. 1171 01:01:12,557 --> 01:01:13,390 - [Sean] I'm round. 1172 01:01:13,390 --> 01:01:14,454 All the way around I'm round. 1173 01:01:14,454 --> 01:01:17,537 - Goodness me, the circus is in town. 1174 01:01:18,552 --> 01:01:20,750 - [Patrick] Sean, go around the front. 1175 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:21,583 I'll let you in. 1176 01:01:21,583 --> 01:01:22,659 - [Cooper] Come on, guys, don't talk. 1177 01:01:22,659 --> 01:01:24,820 It ruins the illusion. 1178 01:01:24,820 --> 01:01:28,620 - [Patrick] We're not professionals, Cooper. 1179 01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:29,614 - I think Sean wants in. 1180 01:01:29,614 --> 01:01:30,486 - [Patrick] That could be anyone. 1181 01:01:30,486 --> 01:01:31,361 How do you know it's Sean? 1182 01:01:31,361 --> 01:01:32,283 - [Cooper] Come on, stop talking. 1183 01:01:32,283 --> 01:01:33,207 It's bad form. 1184 01:01:33,207 --> 01:01:35,790 (upbeat music) 1185 01:02:00,815 --> 01:02:02,308 - [Sean] I'm coming, Pat. 1186 01:02:02,308 --> 01:02:03,671 I'm coming, Pat. 1187 01:02:03,671 --> 01:02:05,088 Here I come, Pat. 1188 01:02:06,353 --> 01:02:08,936 (upbeat music) 1189 01:02:16,036 --> 01:02:17,458 (door slamming) 1190 01:02:17,458 --> 01:02:20,041 (upbeat music) 1191 01:02:55,681 --> 01:02:58,182 - [Patrick] I can't believe you chased the other guy. 1192 01:02:58,182 --> 01:02:59,723 He looked nothing like Cooper. 1193 01:02:59,723 --> 01:03:03,973 - [Sean] Okay, yes he did from the back to be fair. 1194 01:03:05,290 --> 01:03:07,253 - We have to get new disguises. 1195 01:03:07,253 --> 01:03:08,976 He knows we're coming. 1196 01:03:08,976 --> 01:03:09,932 - Pat. 1197 01:03:09,932 --> 01:03:11,132 Or. 1198 01:03:11,132 --> 01:03:13,632 What if we did something else? 1199 01:03:14,518 --> 01:03:15,935 - Oh, do tell me. 1200 01:03:17,045 --> 01:03:19,793 - If we stopped chasing Cooper, 1201 01:03:19,793 --> 01:03:22,876 but we went for some twinkie winkies? 1202 01:03:24,056 --> 01:03:25,889 - How would that help? 1203 01:03:26,737 --> 01:03:29,435 - [Sean] Well, it wouldn't really but-- 1204 01:03:29,435 --> 01:03:31,164 - Then why would we do it? 1205 01:03:31,164 --> 01:03:32,229 - I don't. 1206 01:03:32,229 --> 01:03:33,250 Pat, I don't know. 1207 01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:34,667 For some me time. 1208 01:03:36,350 --> 01:03:39,555 - [Patrick] Yeah, I guess you're right. 1209 01:03:39,555 --> 01:03:43,055 We could start first thing in the morning. 1210 01:03:47,496 --> 01:03:49,706 - You know, we could always still grab a drink. 1211 01:03:49,706 --> 01:03:51,314 It's pretty early. 1212 01:03:51,314 --> 01:03:53,569 - Haven't had your fill of destroying obnoxious waiters? 1213 01:03:53,569 --> 01:03:55,550 - He had it coming and you know it. 1214 01:03:55,550 --> 01:03:57,557 - Doesn't mean it wasn't hilarious to watch. 1215 01:03:57,557 --> 01:04:00,802 - Well at least you were entertained. 1216 01:04:00,802 --> 01:04:01,780 - How 'bout that drink? 1217 01:04:01,780 --> 01:04:02,613 - Yeah. 1218 01:04:04,656 --> 01:04:07,177 - I don't understand why we have to bring this up here. 1219 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,010 - Shut up and move it. 1220 01:04:10,223 --> 01:04:11,480 - What are you? 1221 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,321 I'm sitting down. 1222 01:04:13,321 --> 01:04:15,060 - [Patrick] Abby. 1223 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:15,893 Oscar. 1224 01:04:17,171 --> 01:04:19,338 - Let's go somewhere else. 1225 01:04:26,665 --> 01:04:27,498 - Wait, what's going on? 1226 01:04:27,498 --> 01:04:28,451 - [Sean] They're having marital problems. 1227 01:04:28,451 --> 01:04:29,284 - I'll tell you later. 1228 01:04:29,284 --> 01:04:31,643 - I just hired the contractors for the theater. 1229 01:04:31,643 --> 01:04:32,476 - That's great. 1230 01:04:32,476 --> 01:04:33,309 - They should be here by Monday. 1231 01:04:33,309 --> 01:04:35,640 - Hey Sean, can you hurry this up so we can get out of here? 1232 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:36,731 - Yeah, maybe. 1233 01:04:36,731 --> 01:04:38,344 - You can see I'm a ride along. 1234 01:04:38,344 --> 01:04:39,875 - How 'bout you come to my house 1235 01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:41,088 and I'll take you over there? 1236 01:04:41,088 --> 01:04:42,042 - I don't think so. 1237 01:04:42,042 --> 01:04:43,033 Thanks though. - You wanna get out of here? 1238 01:04:43,033 --> 01:04:43,866 - [Abby] I'm good if you are. 1239 01:04:43,866 --> 01:04:44,924 - Excuse me, sir. 1240 01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:46,834 I was having a conversation with the lady. 1241 01:04:46,834 --> 01:04:48,108 - I've had enough of this. 1242 01:04:48,108 --> 01:04:49,197 Come on. 1243 01:04:49,197 --> 01:04:50,030 - [Sean] Tell him, Oscar. 1244 01:04:50,030 --> 01:04:50,863 - Hey. 1245 01:04:50,863 --> 01:04:51,696 - [Sean] Have fun. 1246 01:04:51,696 --> 01:04:52,529 - Drop the dead weight. 1247 01:04:52,529 --> 01:04:53,362 We're going after them. 1248 01:04:53,362 --> 01:04:54,195 - I'm not. 1249 01:04:54,195 --> 01:04:55,028 I don't like that idea. 1250 01:04:55,028 --> 01:04:55,861 Nope. 1251 01:04:55,861 --> 01:04:57,897 - I don't care if you like it or not. 1252 01:04:57,897 --> 01:04:58,944 - You never do. 1253 01:04:58,944 --> 01:04:59,779 - What was that? 1254 01:04:59,779 --> 01:05:00,612 - No. 1255 01:05:02,225 --> 01:05:03,308 I'll drop it. 1256 01:05:04,282 --> 01:05:06,479 Curtis, you're back on the clock. 1257 01:05:06,479 --> 01:05:07,738 Put that on ice. 1258 01:05:07,738 --> 01:05:08,571 Pat, my seat. 1259 01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,154 - [Patrick] Get on. 1260 01:05:11,631 --> 01:05:13,798 - [Sean] I'm not peddling. 1261 01:05:16,892 --> 01:05:19,079 - Oscar, what was that back there? 1262 01:05:19,079 --> 01:05:20,980 - Something I'd rather not get into. 1263 01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:24,144 - Okay, I thought you and Patrick were old friends. 1264 01:05:24,144 --> 01:05:27,118 - [Oscar] Well, you don't know the whole story. 1265 01:05:27,118 --> 01:05:28,035 - I know that Patrick got you 1266 01:05:28,035 --> 01:05:29,607 your first job at the orchestra. 1267 01:05:29,607 --> 01:05:30,440 - Oh, did he tell you that 1268 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,724 when he was explaining building permits to you? 1269 01:05:32,724 --> 01:05:33,975 - No. 1270 01:05:33,975 --> 01:05:35,888 Emily told me. 1271 01:05:35,888 --> 01:05:38,423 Oscar, what is wrong? 1272 01:05:38,423 --> 01:05:39,630 - Nothing. 1273 01:05:39,630 --> 01:05:43,014 Just seems like you made some pretty great new friends. 1274 01:05:43,014 --> 01:05:44,877 - Patrick is my friend. 1275 01:05:44,877 --> 01:05:46,639 He bought the theater for me. 1276 01:05:46,639 --> 01:05:48,171 - Then why didn't you stay with him? 1277 01:05:48,171 --> 01:05:50,144 - Because I wanted to be with you. 1278 01:05:50,144 --> 01:05:50,977 - [Oscar] Wanted? 1279 01:05:50,977 --> 01:05:52,467 - Want. 1280 01:05:52,467 --> 01:05:53,300 - Yeah. 1281 01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:56,838 Why did it have to be Patrick? 1282 01:05:56,838 --> 01:05:58,663 - What does that have to do with us? 1283 01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:00,379 - It has everything to do with us. 1284 01:06:00,379 --> 01:06:01,987 You know he wants to sleep with you. 1285 01:06:01,987 --> 01:06:04,320 - Yes, but I'm not going to. 1286 01:06:05,439 --> 01:06:07,261 - He gets whatever he wants. 1287 01:06:07,261 --> 01:06:08,718 He always has. 1288 01:06:08,718 --> 01:06:10,022 - Oscar. 1289 01:06:10,022 --> 01:06:12,439 (soft music) 1290 01:07:43,270 --> 01:07:45,853 (gentle music) 1291 01:08:02,837 --> 01:08:06,593 ♪ Walk with me ♪ 1292 01:08:06,593 --> 01:08:10,442 ♪ To where we begin ♪ 1293 01:08:10,442 --> 01:08:15,442 ♪ On our island of friends ♪ 1294 01:08:18,436 --> 01:08:22,429 ♪ Then the storm came in ♪ 1295 01:08:22,429 --> 01:08:26,545 ♪ Washed away all of them ♪ 1296 01:08:26,545 --> 01:08:31,545 ♪ And now I'm all alone here ♪ 1297 01:08:33,465 --> 01:08:38,465 ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ 1298 01:08:42,315 --> 01:08:45,815 ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ 1299 01:09:06,358 --> 01:09:07,715 ♪ I moved on ♪ 1300 01:09:07,715 --> 01:09:10,255 ♪ I found friends ♪ 1301 01:09:10,255 --> 01:09:15,255 ♪ I made new memories with them ♪ 1302 01:09:15,774 --> 01:09:20,774 ♪ I didn't need you ♪ 1303 01:09:22,441 --> 01:09:26,497 ♪ But some say I need closure ♪ 1304 01:09:26,497 --> 01:09:31,497 ♪ Some say the end is nearly over ♪ 1305 01:09:32,118 --> 01:09:37,118 ♪ I'm over you ♪ 1306 01:09:39,202 --> 01:09:44,202 ♪ Please ♪ 1307 01:09:44,237 --> 01:09:49,237 ♪ Remove me from your memories ♪ 1308 01:09:49,989 --> 01:09:54,989 ♪ Of you ♪ 1309 01:09:55,681 --> 01:10:00,681 ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ 1310 01:10:03,567 --> 01:10:08,567 ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ 1311 01:10:11,645 --> 01:10:16,645 ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ 1312 01:10:19,845 --> 01:10:23,345 ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ 1313 01:12:16,493 --> 01:12:17,326 - [Woman] We are. 1314 01:12:17,326 --> 01:12:18,584 She was supposed to have that done yesterday. 1315 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,087 - Yesterday, oh. 1316 01:12:20,087 --> 01:12:21,405 - Abby. 1317 01:12:21,405 --> 01:12:22,985 Abby. 1318 01:12:22,985 --> 01:12:24,818 Are you still with us? 1319 01:12:26,561 --> 01:12:27,912 Great. 1320 01:12:27,912 --> 01:12:29,698 Let's continue. 1321 01:12:29,698 --> 01:12:33,165 If everyone will turn to page seven. 1322 01:12:33,165 --> 01:12:33,998 - Seven. 1323 01:12:36,013 --> 01:12:38,368 Why do you have coloring pages? 1324 01:12:38,368 --> 01:12:40,358 - This is what they gave me. 1325 01:12:40,358 --> 01:12:41,191 Jerry has them. 1326 01:12:41,191 --> 01:12:43,191 Jerry, show him your pages see. 1327 01:12:43,191 --> 01:12:44,225 - [Patrick] Geez, Jerry. 1328 01:12:44,225 --> 01:12:45,166 - [Sean] Paula, you have it too right? 1329 01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:46,178 - [Woman] Can we focus please? 1330 01:12:46,178 --> 01:12:47,011 Page seven. 1331 01:12:47,011 --> 01:12:47,844 - [Sean] Sorry. 1332 01:12:47,844 --> 01:12:48,677 - [Woman] Thanks. 1333 01:12:48,677 --> 01:12:49,510 - Continue. 1334 01:12:49,510 --> 01:12:50,343 Watch this, watch this, watch this. 1335 01:12:50,343 --> 01:12:51,176 - Watch what? 1336 01:12:51,176 --> 01:12:52,009 Pat. 1337 01:12:52,009 --> 01:12:52,842 - That was a good meeting, right Abby? 1338 01:12:52,842 --> 01:12:54,385 - [Sean] Yeah, we had no pictures in our folders. 1339 01:12:54,385 --> 01:12:55,886 - There were no pictures in any of our folders. 1340 01:12:55,886 --> 01:12:57,553 - That's exactly what I'm talking about. 1341 01:12:57,553 --> 01:12:58,803 Freaking idiot. 1342 01:12:59,785 --> 01:13:01,681 - Do you need a lift? 1343 01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:04,166 We could put you on the handlebars. 1344 01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:06,285 - No, thank you. 1345 01:13:06,285 --> 01:13:07,267 - Let's go, hot shot. 1346 01:13:07,267 --> 01:13:08,934 We got places to be. 1347 01:13:16,205 --> 01:13:17,038 Jesus. 1348 01:13:18,987 --> 01:13:19,820 Bye Abs. 1349 01:13:21,410 --> 01:13:23,374 (upbeat music) 1350 01:13:23,374 --> 01:13:24,211 ♪ Got all the riches in the world ♪ 1351 01:13:24,211 --> 01:13:25,044 ♪ You do ♪ 1352 01:13:25,044 --> 01:13:26,115 ♪ And twice that much in charm ♪ 1353 01:13:26,115 --> 01:13:26,948 ♪ Not true ♪ 1354 01:13:26,948 --> 01:13:27,781 ♪ So tell me, Sean ♪ 1355 01:13:27,781 --> 01:13:29,031 ♪ What is it, Pat ♪ 1356 01:13:29,031 --> 01:13:30,578 ♪ Why can't it be me ♪ 1357 01:13:30,578 --> 01:13:31,419 ♪ I got cars galore ♪ 1358 01:13:31,419 --> 01:13:34,336 ♪ I've got score of servants serving me ♪ 1359 01:13:34,336 --> 01:13:36,393 ♪ I've got a killer sound system ♪ 1360 01:13:36,393 --> 01:13:38,279 ♪ And a 90 inch TV ♪ 1361 01:13:38,279 --> 01:13:42,161 ♪ So the mystery that's plaguing me I've laid it out to you ♪ 1362 01:13:42,161 --> 01:13:47,161 ♪ It's truly indescribable as to why can't it be me ♪ 1363 01:13:49,928 --> 01:13:51,052 ♪ He's got loads of cash ♪ 1364 01:13:51,052 --> 01:13:53,890 ♪ He's got a bass that seems to strike the wall ♪ 1365 01:13:53,890 --> 01:13:57,783 ♪ And don't forget the Mickey Mantle autographed baseball ♪ 1366 01:13:57,783 --> 01:13:59,693 ♪ Now I hope it's plainly clear to see ♪ 1367 01:13:59,693 --> 01:14:01,681 ♪ The question stumping me ♪ 1368 01:14:01,681 --> 01:14:03,692 ♪ With all the riches I possess ♪ 1369 01:14:03,692 --> 01:14:06,775 ♪ Why can't it be me ♪ 1370 01:14:14,648 --> 01:14:16,591 ♪ I've got an answer to your query ♪ 1371 01:14:16,591 --> 01:14:18,266 ♪ Speak up, don't be shy ♪ 1372 01:14:18,266 --> 01:14:22,303 ♪ If I say what I'm gonna say, it might just make you cry ♪ 1373 01:14:22,303 --> 01:14:24,157 ♪ See the thing that women want the most ♪ 1374 01:14:24,157 --> 01:14:26,155 ♪ Is not cash, gold or jewels ♪ 1375 01:14:26,155 --> 01:14:28,155 ♪ It's basic human dignity ♪ 1376 01:14:28,155 --> 01:14:29,984 ♪ I'm afraid those are the rules ♪ 1377 01:14:29,984 --> 01:14:32,065 ♪ Yes, they are ♪ 1378 01:14:32,065 --> 01:14:37,065 ♪ Take a look and see ♪ 1379 01:14:41,827 --> 01:14:42,897 ♪ He's right ♪ 1380 01:14:42,897 --> 01:14:43,854 ♪ He's really right ♪ 1381 01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:45,672 ♪ We're afraid those are the rules ♪ 1382 01:14:45,672 --> 01:14:47,685 ♪ You're gonna listen to my brother ♪ 1383 01:14:47,685 --> 01:14:49,358 ♪ In a book with bad reviews ♪ 1384 01:14:49,358 --> 01:14:51,456 ♪ Oh the proof is in the pudding, Pat ♪ 1385 01:14:51,456 --> 01:14:53,457 ♪ I'm afraid that's how it goes ♪ 1386 01:14:53,457 --> 01:14:55,275 ♪ Just like the riches you posses ♪ 1387 01:14:55,275 --> 01:14:57,435 ♪ It simply can't be you ♪ 1388 01:14:57,435 --> 01:14:58,669 ♪ What if I was tall ♪ 1389 01:14:58,669 --> 01:14:59,502 ♪ Can't be you ♪ 1390 01:14:59,502 --> 01:15:00,552 ♪ Play pro basketball ♪ 1391 01:15:00,552 --> 01:15:01,442 ♪ Can't be you ♪ 1392 01:15:01,442 --> 01:15:03,216 ♪ Is there nothing I can offer ♪ 1393 01:15:03,216 --> 01:15:04,363 ♪ I said it can't ♪ 1394 01:15:04,363 --> 01:15:06,196 ♪ Pat ♪ 1395 01:15:17,005 --> 01:15:18,219 ♪ No, it can't be you ♪ 1396 01:15:18,219 --> 01:15:19,093 ♪ Oh why not ♪ 1397 01:15:19,093 --> 01:15:20,322 ♪ No, it can't be you ♪ 1398 01:15:20,322 --> 01:15:21,155 ♪ Oh please no ♪ 1399 01:15:21,155 --> 01:15:22,294 ♪ No, it can't be you ♪ 1400 01:15:22,294 --> 01:15:27,294 ♪ But tell me why can't it be me ♪ 1401 01:15:29,965 --> 01:15:33,298 ♪ Oh why can't it be me ♪ 1402 01:15:42,739 --> 01:15:46,248 - Please, make yourself at home in my bedroom. 1403 01:15:46,248 --> 01:15:47,831 - Way ahead of you. 1404 01:15:52,432 --> 01:15:54,367 This would've been good. 1405 01:15:54,367 --> 01:15:55,557 - [Oscar] Who knows? 1406 01:15:55,557 --> 01:15:57,073 - You do. 1407 01:15:57,073 --> 01:15:58,734 - I never should've walked out on Abby. 1408 01:15:58,734 --> 01:16:00,376 That all happened so quickly. 1409 01:16:00,376 --> 01:16:02,643 - Oh, we're changing the subject now? 1410 01:16:02,643 --> 01:16:06,893 - I mean one moment we're there and now we're here. 1411 01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:10,320 Have you ever committed to something 1412 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:13,168 and felt like you can never go back? 1413 01:16:13,168 --> 01:16:14,970 - It's called owning a pet lemur. 1414 01:16:14,970 --> 01:16:17,291 You're in Madagascar and you think it's a great idea 1415 01:16:17,291 --> 01:16:19,224 and then you get home and you're like 1416 01:16:19,224 --> 01:16:21,681 these things poop everywhere, 1417 01:16:21,681 --> 01:16:23,692 but you can't let it go in the wild. 1418 01:16:23,692 --> 01:16:26,374 It's not its home and you can't go back to Madagascar 1419 01:16:26,374 --> 01:16:28,183 'cause you're out of frequent flyer miles. 1420 01:16:28,183 --> 01:16:30,249 That's sort of what you're talking about, right? 1421 01:16:30,249 --> 01:16:31,332 - Not at all. 1422 01:16:32,514 --> 01:16:35,509 - Well, I got nothing for you then. 1423 01:16:35,509 --> 01:16:37,017 Less you wanna shave. 1424 01:16:37,017 --> 01:16:38,350 Then I got that. 1425 01:16:39,965 --> 01:16:41,625 - You don't look like you do this very often. 1426 01:16:41,625 --> 01:16:43,572 - Oh no, I do this all the time. 1427 01:16:43,572 --> 01:16:44,405 Never done this before. 1428 01:16:44,405 --> 01:16:45,694 - What was that? 1429 01:16:45,694 --> 01:16:46,527 - [Cooper] Nothing. 1430 01:16:46,527 --> 01:16:48,571 - I am gonna kinda miss the beard though. 1431 01:16:48,571 --> 01:16:49,786 Makes me feel rugged. 1432 01:16:49,786 --> 01:16:51,862 - But you're not rugged. 1433 01:16:51,862 --> 01:16:52,695 - Thanks. 1434 01:16:54,282 --> 01:16:55,655 - So what's got you down, cowboy? 1435 01:16:55,655 --> 01:16:57,456 - Are you serious? 1436 01:16:57,456 --> 01:16:59,059 - Look Oscar, I'm trying to understand you, 1437 01:16:59,059 --> 01:17:00,601 but you gotta give me something. 1438 01:17:00,601 --> 01:17:01,580 - Well let's see. 1439 01:17:01,580 --> 01:17:03,128 I lost my job. 1440 01:17:03,128 --> 01:17:05,250 My symphony's never going to be heard. 1441 01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:07,486 And worst of all I ruined things with Abby. 1442 01:17:07,486 --> 01:17:08,820 - I fail to see the problem. 1443 01:17:08,820 --> 01:17:09,883 - You're unbelievable. 1444 01:17:09,883 --> 01:17:11,532 - Look, you've lost your job. 1445 01:17:11,532 --> 01:17:12,569 That's fantastic. 1446 01:17:12,569 --> 01:17:13,402 Look at me. 1447 01:17:13,402 --> 01:17:14,494 I've never had a job. 1448 01:17:14,494 --> 01:17:15,703 It's the best. 1449 01:17:15,703 --> 01:17:16,836 - If you say so. 1450 01:17:16,836 --> 01:17:17,669 - And your symphony. 1451 01:17:17,669 --> 01:17:18,744 You said it yourself. 1452 01:17:18,744 --> 01:17:20,435 Doesn't matter what happens after you write it. 1453 01:17:20,435 --> 01:17:22,167 It matters that you write it. 1454 01:17:22,167 --> 01:17:23,212 - I can't write it though. 1455 01:17:23,212 --> 01:17:25,741 - [Cooper] Which you're gonna do after this shave. 1456 01:17:25,741 --> 01:17:26,851 - [Oscar] I've lost my inspiration. 1457 01:17:26,851 --> 01:17:28,924 - You don't wait for the muse to descend. 1458 01:17:28,924 --> 01:17:31,165 You lure it in and beat it into submission. 1459 01:17:31,165 --> 01:17:32,825 - You want me to beat Abby? 1460 01:17:32,825 --> 01:17:33,926 - Whoa, no. 1461 01:17:33,926 --> 01:17:35,526 That's domestic abuse. 1462 01:17:35,526 --> 01:17:37,512 And that's not your muse. 1463 01:17:37,512 --> 01:17:38,848 You are. 1464 01:17:38,848 --> 01:17:40,093 - I don't think it works that way. 1465 01:17:40,093 --> 01:17:42,386 - [Cooper] You've written how many symphonies? 1466 01:17:42,386 --> 01:17:43,219 - Six. 1467 01:17:43,219 --> 01:17:45,261 - And you've known Amber how long? 1468 01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:46,311 - [Oscar] A few months. 1469 01:17:46,311 --> 01:17:48,039 - Okay, so I'm no expert in calendars, 1470 01:17:48,039 --> 01:17:50,431 but it would seem to me like you've written six symphonies 1471 01:17:50,431 --> 01:17:52,125 before you ever met Ashley. 1472 01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:52,958 - Okay, okay. 1473 01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:53,791 I see your point. 1474 01:17:53,791 --> 01:17:55,101 That still doesn't change the fact 1475 01:17:55,101 --> 01:17:58,665 that I ruined things with Abby because I was jealous of Pat. 1476 01:17:58,665 --> 01:18:00,650 - Do I have to solve all your problems for you? 1477 01:18:00,650 --> 01:18:02,748 - Oh, so you're a love expert now? 1478 01:18:02,748 --> 01:18:04,580 - Have you tried talking to Agnes about this 1479 01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:05,896 instead of your barber? 1480 01:18:05,896 --> 01:18:07,460 - I can't bring myself to. 1481 01:18:07,460 --> 01:18:08,953 - [Cooper] I don't see what's stopping you. 1482 01:18:08,953 --> 01:18:09,811 - Well it's not that simple. 1483 01:18:09,811 --> 01:18:10,959 I can't just walk up to her apartment 1484 01:18:10,959 --> 01:18:12,375 and tell her I'm sorry. 1485 01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:14,048 - [Cooper] I can do you one better. 1486 01:18:14,048 --> 01:18:16,631 - That might literally kill me. 1487 01:18:21,257 --> 01:18:22,254 - There you are. 1488 01:18:22,254 --> 01:18:23,827 Just got off the phone with the PI. 1489 01:18:23,827 --> 01:18:26,173 Said he saw Cooper downtown. 1490 01:18:26,173 --> 01:18:27,173 - [Sean] So? 1491 01:18:29,467 --> 01:18:31,107 - So, finish your drink. 1492 01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:32,671 We're going on a high speed chase. 1493 01:18:32,671 --> 01:18:34,004 - I'm good, bro. 1494 01:18:35,055 --> 01:18:38,116 - [Patrick] What are you talking about? 1495 01:18:38,116 --> 01:18:41,965 - I'm talking about I don't wanna hunt down Cooper. 1496 01:18:41,965 --> 01:18:43,599 - Why not? 1497 01:18:43,599 --> 01:18:45,099 - Because I don't. 1498 01:18:46,550 --> 01:18:47,812 - How dare you? 1499 01:18:47,812 --> 01:18:48,895 - How dare I? 1500 01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:52,604 Pat, you're losing control. 1501 01:18:52,604 --> 01:18:55,309 You're staying out in bushes looking for some guy 1502 01:18:55,309 --> 01:18:57,809 that you are never gonna find. 1503 01:18:58,672 --> 01:19:00,991 - I'm an art collector. 1504 01:19:00,991 --> 01:19:02,157 What did you expect? 1505 01:19:02,157 --> 01:19:04,657 - It's not just the paintings. 1506 01:19:05,764 --> 01:19:08,177 How many cars did you buy this month? 1507 01:19:08,177 --> 01:19:09,884 - Why do you care? 1508 01:19:09,884 --> 01:19:13,450 - [Sean] Because I'm your brother. 1509 01:19:13,450 --> 01:19:16,849 - Well you're not acting like it. 1510 01:19:16,849 --> 01:19:17,682 - Right. 1511 01:19:17,682 --> 01:19:19,646 Is it because I don't go on any heists? 1512 01:19:19,646 --> 01:19:21,735 - [Patrick] Among other things. 1513 01:19:21,735 --> 01:19:23,307 - Look, I'm not trying to spend my entire life 1514 01:19:23,307 --> 01:19:25,390 on some hopeless pursuit. 1515 01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:29,568 - Why don't you say it? 1516 01:19:29,568 --> 01:19:31,485 I've seen you scheming. 1517 01:19:33,607 --> 01:19:35,504 You're gonna leave me. 1518 01:19:35,504 --> 01:19:38,333 - I would never disown you, Pat. 1519 01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:42,083 You are my brother, but I am moving out, yes. 1520 01:19:47,698 --> 01:19:50,426 - Then why are you still here? 1521 01:19:50,426 --> 01:19:55,009 - I guess I should be asking myself that same question. 1522 01:20:13,755 --> 01:20:16,172 (soft music) 1523 01:20:22,929 --> 01:20:25,096 - You cost me $16 million. 1524 01:20:29,781 --> 01:20:32,031 Frank Fredricks wanted you. 1525 01:20:32,916 --> 01:20:33,833 I beat him. 1526 01:20:34,715 --> 01:20:37,132 (soft music) 1527 01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,330 You were cheap. 1528 01:20:44,539 --> 01:20:46,903 800,000 at an estate sale. 1529 01:20:46,903 --> 01:20:49,320 (soft music) 1530 01:20:52,331 --> 01:20:56,081 Don't tell the others but you're my favorite. 1531 01:20:57,466 --> 01:20:59,883 (soft music) 1532 01:21:04,581 --> 01:21:06,847 Think I overpaid for you. 1533 01:21:06,847 --> 01:21:09,264 (soft music) 1534 01:21:10,473 --> 01:21:12,604 I had to have you. 1535 01:21:12,604 --> 01:21:14,493 I had to have you. 1536 01:21:14,493 --> 01:21:16,910 (soft music) 1537 01:21:20,658 --> 01:21:23,094 You're like my children. 1538 01:21:23,094 --> 01:21:25,511 (soft music) 1539 01:21:27,590 --> 01:21:29,782 You're all my children. 1540 01:21:29,782 --> 01:21:32,199 (soft music) 1541 01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:49,189 Say hello to your brother for me. 1542 01:21:50,295 --> 01:21:52,712 (soft music) 1543 01:22:26,403 --> 01:22:29,001 - What in the world are you eating? 1544 01:22:29,001 --> 01:22:31,457 - You know, I'm not entirely sure. 1545 01:22:31,457 --> 01:22:32,290 Want some? 1546 01:22:32,290 --> 01:22:33,925 - I finished the symphony last night. 1547 01:22:33,925 --> 01:22:36,858 - After this triumph, what will you do next? 1548 01:22:36,858 --> 01:22:38,136 - Take it to the orchestra. 1549 01:22:38,136 --> 01:22:40,049 Try and get my job back. 1550 01:22:40,049 --> 01:22:40,882 - Good. 1551 01:22:40,882 --> 01:22:42,076 I have to pick up my low calorie drinks. 1552 01:22:42,076 --> 01:22:43,326 We can carpool. 1553 01:22:57,620 --> 01:22:59,537 - It's about damn time. 1554 01:23:00,911 --> 01:23:03,175 - You look like a man who likes a deal. 1555 01:23:03,175 --> 01:23:05,635 - I like clean clothes. 1556 01:23:05,635 --> 01:23:08,742 - What do you say I give you all this 30 1557 01:23:08,742 --> 01:23:10,307 for that suit right there? 1558 01:23:10,307 --> 01:23:12,974 - What would I do with all this? 1559 01:23:30,578 --> 01:23:32,049 - [Oscar] Do you know how to drive? 1560 01:23:32,049 --> 01:23:32,882 - Of course I do. 1561 01:23:32,882 --> 01:23:34,960 Who doesn't know how to drive? 1562 01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:36,268 - Why am I wearing a suit? 1563 01:23:36,268 --> 01:23:38,356 Am I robbing a casino? 1564 01:23:38,356 --> 01:23:42,189 - Are you getting dressed or asking questions? 1565 01:23:49,245 --> 01:23:50,495 - Where are we? 1566 01:23:51,382 --> 01:23:52,257 Oh no. 1567 01:23:52,257 --> 01:23:54,389 - [Cooper] Your hair does look a mess. 1568 01:23:54,389 --> 01:23:55,607 - [Oscar] Why did you bring me here? 1569 01:23:55,607 --> 01:23:58,354 - I mean, didn't you bring yourself here? 1570 01:23:58,354 --> 01:24:00,012 - No, you did. 1571 01:24:00,012 --> 01:24:00,926 - Oh. 1572 01:24:00,926 --> 01:24:01,759 Oops. 1573 01:24:05,903 --> 01:24:07,341 Straighten your tie. 1574 01:24:07,341 --> 01:24:10,271 (upbeat music) 1575 01:24:10,271 --> 01:24:13,377 Well, I guess this is goodbye. 1576 01:24:13,377 --> 01:24:14,475 It's been fun. 1577 01:24:14,475 --> 01:24:17,058 (upbeat music) 1578 01:24:44,026 --> 01:24:46,609 (bright music) 1579 01:24:55,752 --> 01:24:57,933 ♪ It's a moondance ♪ 1580 01:24:57,933 --> 01:25:01,879 ♪ Tonight's gonna be the night that we moondance ♪ 1581 01:25:01,879 --> 01:25:06,879 ♪ Swinging across the sky ♪ 1582 01:25:11,825 --> 01:25:14,272 ♪ Let me teach you how to moondance ♪ 1583 01:25:14,272 --> 01:25:16,139 ♪ Twist, shake, shimmy, and shout ♪ 1584 01:25:16,139 --> 01:25:21,139 ♪ When you moondance, you move your body about ♪ 1585 01:26:09,768 --> 01:26:12,558 ♪ When you're moondancing, the stars twinkle at you ♪ 1586 01:26:12,558 --> 01:26:14,696 ♪ Nature's in harmony ♪ 1587 01:26:14,696 --> 01:26:15,761 ♪ Conflation's are flashing ♪ 1588 01:26:15,761 --> 01:26:17,011 ♪ Everyone is laughing ♪ 1589 01:26:17,011 --> 01:26:20,261 ♪ Sweet sound symphony ♪ 1590 01:26:57,154 --> 01:27:01,146 ♪ Moondance, shimmy across the sea ♪ 1591 01:27:01,146 --> 01:27:05,313 ♪ Moondance, it's just you and me ♪ 1592 01:27:35,342 --> 01:27:36,487 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1593 01:27:36,487 --> 01:27:37,851 This can't be the end. 1594 01:27:37,851 --> 01:27:39,660 I mean, I know he got the girl, 1595 01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:41,333 but this isn't just a love story. 1596 01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:42,833 This is a musical. 1597 01:27:43,924 --> 01:27:45,270 Hey, pull over here. 1598 01:27:45,270 --> 01:27:46,582 - [Patrick] Hey, right here? 1599 01:27:46,582 --> 01:27:47,415 - Yeah here. 1600 01:27:47,415 --> 01:27:48,997 - [Patrick] All right. 1601 01:27:48,997 --> 01:27:51,126 - Hey, you don't happen to have a suit, do you? 1602 01:27:51,126 --> 01:27:52,709 - Do I have a suit? 1603 01:27:54,344 --> 01:27:55,177 - Nice. 1604 01:28:00,628 --> 01:28:01,888 - 30. 1605 01:28:01,888 --> 01:28:04,471 (bright music) 1606 01:28:11,490 --> 01:28:13,009 ♪ Well we've reached the end of the show ♪ 1607 01:28:13,009 --> 01:28:14,662 ♪ So I'm sorry to say we must go ♪ 1608 01:28:14,662 --> 01:28:16,416 ♪ But before we do, there's one thing we must do ♪ 1609 01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:18,367 ♪ It's what every great musical needs ♪ 1610 01:28:18,367 --> 01:28:21,388 ♪ You need a kick line ♪ 1611 01:28:21,388 --> 01:28:23,271 ♪ No, that's not what we need ♪ 1612 01:28:23,271 --> 01:28:27,246 ♪ You need a solo from a blonde debonair ♪ 1613 01:28:27,246 --> 01:28:29,095 ♪ These are all good things ♪ 1614 01:28:29,095 --> 01:28:31,356 ♪ Like when the fat lady sings ♪ 1615 01:28:31,356 --> 01:28:36,356 ♪ But there's one that stands above the rest ♪ 1616 01:28:37,428 --> 01:28:40,528 ♪ It's time for the finale ♪ 1617 01:28:40,528 --> 01:28:43,947 ♪ That's why we're gathered round ♪ 1618 01:28:43,947 --> 01:28:47,011 ♪ We got all the glamor of Hollywood ♪ 1619 01:28:47,011 --> 01:28:52,011 ♪ And a big ole Broadway sound ♪ 1620 01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:56,988 ♪ It's me, I'm Pat ♪ 1621 01:28:56,988 --> 01:28:57,999 ♪ And I am Sean ♪ 1622 01:28:57,999 --> 01:29:00,123 ♪ We were the brothers in the show ♪ 1623 01:29:00,123 --> 01:29:01,227 ♪ But let me clue you in ♪ 1624 01:29:01,227 --> 01:29:02,398 ♪ This guy is not my kin ♪ 1625 01:29:02,398 --> 01:29:05,898 ♪ But we play a duo on TV ♪ 1626 01:29:13,941 --> 01:29:16,133 ♪ Remember me from act three ♪ 1627 01:29:16,133 --> 01:29:18,388 ♪ I'm Bill the guy that dry cleans clothes ♪ 1628 01:29:18,388 --> 01:29:20,436 ♪ But I was in act two and one and four ♪ 1629 01:29:20,436 --> 01:29:21,269 ♪ Five too ♪ 1630 01:29:21,269 --> 01:29:26,269 ♪ I played every background role ♪ 1631 01:29:27,393 --> 01:29:28,531 ♪ We're Todd and Emily ♪ 1632 01:29:28,531 --> 01:29:31,909 ♪ We were auxiliary to the story but we played our part ♪ 1633 01:29:31,909 --> 01:29:34,143 ♪ Now we're gonna sing 'cause everybody sings ♪ 1634 01:29:34,143 --> 01:29:38,060 ♪ After all, this is a musical ♪ 1635 01:29:45,724 --> 01:29:46,629 ♪ She's Abby ♪ 1636 01:29:46,629 --> 01:29:47,908 ♪ I could sing about her all day ♪ 1637 01:29:47,908 --> 01:29:49,036 ♪ He's Oscar ♪ 1638 01:29:49,036 --> 01:29:50,485 ♪ What more can I say ♪ 1639 01:29:50,485 --> 01:29:51,701 ♪ I mean I really don't know him ♪ 1640 01:29:51,701 --> 01:29:52,914 ♪ That's not how love goes ♪ 1641 01:29:52,914 --> 01:29:57,081 ♪ But it's a musical so it's okay ♪ 1642 01:30:06,522 --> 01:30:09,797 ♪ Now we're done with introductions ♪ 1643 01:30:09,797 --> 01:30:12,436 ♪ So now we can move on ♪ 1644 01:30:12,436 --> 01:30:14,712 ♪ To the part you've all been waiting for ♪ 1645 01:30:14,712 --> 01:30:16,837 ♪ It's time to get on ♪ 1646 01:30:16,837 --> 01:30:18,241 ♪ We're gonna sing, we're gonna dance ♪ 1647 01:30:18,241 --> 01:30:19,424 ♪ We're gonna clap to the beat ♪ 1648 01:30:19,424 --> 01:30:22,206 ♪ We'll have to give nod and sing ♪ 1649 01:30:22,206 --> 01:30:23,579 ♪ We'll have a tap dancing lady ♪ 1650 01:30:23,579 --> 01:30:25,050 ♪ And if we get crazy ♪ 1651 01:30:25,050 --> 01:30:27,320 ♪ Have an indoor fireworks show ♪ 1652 01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:29,070 ♪ No ♪ 1653 01:31:15,916 --> 01:31:17,995 ♪ Let's all make a musical ♪ 1654 01:31:17,995 --> 01:31:21,578 ♪ We'll sing it once again ♪ 1655 01:31:48,868 --> 01:31:53,789 ♪ Let's ♪ 1656 01:31:53,789 --> 01:31:58,098 ♪ Oh ♪ 1657 01:31:58,098 --> 01:32:01,730 ♪ Make ♪ 1658 01:32:01,730 --> 01:32:06,730 ♪ A ♪ 1659 01:32:07,540 --> 01:32:12,540 ♪ Mu ♪ 1660 01:32:14,664 --> 01:32:19,664 ♪ Sic ♪ 1661 01:32:22,290 --> 01:32:23,123 ♪ What's my note ♪ 1662 01:32:23,123 --> 01:32:23,956 ♪ Cal ♪ 1663 01:32:23,956 --> 01:32:25,558 ♪ Cal ♪ 1664 01:32:25,558 --> 01:32:28,323 ♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪ 1665 01:32:28,323 --> 01:32:30,287 ♪ Good ♪ 1666 01:32:30,287 --> 01:32:34,450 ♪ Cal ♪ 1667 01:32:34,450 --> 01:32:38,831 ♪ Ah ♪ 1668 01:32:38,831 --> 01:32:41,414 ♪ Okay oh well ♪ 1669 01:33:01,288 --> 01:33:02,873 ♪ Look at all the people ♪ 1670 01:33:02,873 --> 01:33:05,096 ♪ Look who made it out ♪ 1671 01:33:05,096 --> 01:33:09,639 ♪ Imagine the potential for us all to twist and shout ♪ 1672 01:33:09,639 --> 01:33:11,927 ♪ We've come to tell a story ♪ 1673 01:33:11,927 --> 01:33:14,117 ♪ With romance and the life ♪ 1674 01:33:14,117 --> 01:33:15,912 ♪ We're pulling all the stops ♪ 1675 01:33:15,912 --> 01:33:18,430 ♪ To make it worth 12.99 ♪ 1676 01:33:18,430 --> 01:33:20,214 ♪ We're gonna sing, gonna sing ♪ 1677 01:33:20,214 --> 01:33:21,442 ♪ Sing the day away ♪ 1678 01:33:21,442 --> 01:33:24,136 ♪ We're dance the whole night through ♪ 1679 01:33:24,136 --> 01:33:26,840 ♪ We're gonna stomp our feet to the beat ♪ 1680 01:33:26,840 --> 01:33:31,840 ♪ Let's all make a musical ♪ 1681 01:33:36,621 --> 01:33:38,657 ♪ If you're looking for an overture ♪ 1682 01:33:38,657 --> 01:33:40,855 ♪ You've come to the right place ♪ 1683 01:33:40,855 --> 01:33:42,968 ♪ I'm your guy to guide you guys ♪ 1684 01:33:42,968 --> 01:33:45,345 ♪ With gusto, guile, and grace ♪ 1685 01:33:45,345 --> 01:33:47,570 ♪ So buckle up your seat belts ♪ 1686 01:33:47,570 --> 01:33:49,914 ♪ It's gonna be quite a ride ♪ 1687 01:33:49,914 --> 01:33:51,951 ♪ There's laughs in store, there's so much more ♪ 1688 01:33:51,951 --> 01:33:56,951 ♪ Just follow me inside ♪ 1689 01:33:58,791 --> 01:34:01,072 ♪ We've got a troop of dancers ♪ 1690 01:34:01,072 --> 01:34:03,270 ♪ They know jazz, ballet, and tap ♪ 1691 01:34:03,270 --> 01:34:05,386 ♪ They cost more than the orchestra ♪ 1692 01:34:05,386 --> 01:34:07,720 ♪ They cost more than the snacks ♪ 1693 01:34:07,720 --> 01:34:09,999 ♪ And speaking of the orchestra ♪ 1694 01:34:09,999 --> 01:34:12,366 ♪ We've got a baby grand ♪ 1695 01:34:12,366 --> 01:34:17,366 ♪ Don't forget the drummers in the high school marching band ♪ 1696 01:34:40,797 --> 01:34:45,797 ♪ We've got sexy showgirls in heels and lingerie ♪ 1697 01:34:47,582 --> 01:34:52,066 ♪ We've got a Tony winning backup dancer from LA ♪ 1698 01:34:52,066 --> 01:34:54,369 ♪ Wait, can't you hear the difference ♪ 1699 01:34:54,369 --> 01:34:56,683 ♪ Ain't it plain to see ♪ 1700 01:34:56,683 --> 01:34:59,428 ♪ We went and followed up the drum break ♪ 1701 01:34:59,428 --> 01:35:00,912 ♪ With a change of key ♪ 1702 01:35:00,912 --> 01:35:01,956 ♪ With the change of key ♪ 1703 01:35:01,956 --> 01:35:03,027 ♪ Change of key ♪ 1704 01:35:03,027 --> 01:35:05,899 ♪ We're not in the key of C ♪ 1705 01:35:05,899 --> 01:35:08,171 ♪ We went and followed up the drum break ♪ 1706 01:35:08,171 --> 01:35:09,887 ♪ With a change of key ♪ 1707 01:35:09,887 --> 01:35:11,081 ♪ Change of key ♪ 1708 01:35:11,081 --> 01:35:12,204 ♪ Change of key ♪ 1709 01:35:12,204 --> 01:35:14,867 ♪ We're not in the key of C ♪ 1710 01:35:14,867 --> 01:35:17,480 ♪ We had a drum break and changed the key back ♪ 1711 01:35:17,480 --> 01:35:20,313 ♪ To the key of C ♪ 1712 01:35:29,877 --> 01:35:32,244 ♪ We could keep it going ♪ 1713 01:35:32,244 --> 01:35:35,142 ♪ With a rousing encore show ♪ 1714 01:35:35,142 --> 01:35:37,778 ♪ But you came for love and laughter ♪ 1715 01:35:37,778 --> 01:35:40,835 ♪ So I'm afraid we'll have to go ♪ 1716 01:35:40,835 --> 01:35:43,848 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1717 01:35:43,848 --> 01:35:46,669 ♪ Now I know I said no encore ♪ 1718 01:35:46,669 --> 01:35:50,087 ♪ I said that we were done ♪ 1719 01:35:50,087 --> 01:35:51,528 ♪ You didn't really believe me ♪ 1720 01:35:51,528 --> 01:35:53,740 ♪ This is way too much fun ♪ 1721 01:35:53,740 --> 01:35:55,134 ♪ Let's give it all that we got ♪ 1722 01:35:55,134 --> 01:35:56,450 ♪ Put on one hell of a show ♪ 1723 01:35:56,450 --> 01:35:59,530 ♪ Get up, get ready, and go ♪ 1724 01:35:59,530 --> 01:36:00,677 ♪ A little razzle dazzle ♪ 1725 01:36:00,677 --> 01:36:02,990 ♪ Brought with magic Hollywood glitz and glamor ♪ 1726 01:36:02,990 --> 01:36:06,657 ♪ Everybody put on the rest ♪ 1727 01:36:46,753 --> 01:36:49,081 ♪ Let's all make a musical ♪ 1728 01:36:49,081 --> 01:36:52,284 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1729 01:36:52,284 --> 01:36:55,048 ♪ Let's all make a musical ♪ 1730 01:36:55,048 --> 01:36:58,109 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1731 01:36:58,109 --> 01:37:02,276 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1732 01:37:09,834 --> 01:37:12,636 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1733 01:37:12,636 --> 01:37:15,596 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1734 01:37:15,596 --> 01:37:19,346 ♪ I said let's all make a mu ♪ 1735 01:37:27,191 --> 01:37:32,191 ♪ Sic ♪ 1736 01:37:33,684 --> 01:37:38,684 ♪ Cal ♪ 1737 01:37:40,792 --> 01:37:42,803 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1738 01:37:42,803 --> 01:37:45,171 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1739 01:37:45,171 --> 01:37:47,426 ♪ Let's all make a musical ♪ 1740 01:37:47,426 --> 01:37:49,875 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1741 01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:52,299 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1742 01:37:52,299 --> 01:37:54,231 ♪ Let's all make a musical ♪ 1743 01:37:54,231 --> 01:37:56,633 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1744 01:37:56,633 --> 01:37:58,903 ♪ Let's all make a musical ♪ 1745 01:37:58,903 --> 01:38:03,070 ♪ I said let's all make a musical ♪ 1746 01:38:33,104 --> 01:38:35,854 (dramatic music) 1747 01:38:38,860 --> 01:38:42,360 (camera shutter clicking) 1748 01:38:43,247 --> 01:38:45,830 (bright music) 110857