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( upbeat music )
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- You're late.
- For what?
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Rudy's surprise birthday party, remember?
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The one he's been planning
for himself for two weeks?
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( switch clicks )
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Rudy: He's coming.
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All: Surprise.
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How did you know it was my birthday?
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Are you guys trying to kill me?
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You'd better not have brought gifts.
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But if you did,
now would be the time to load me up.
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Hey, man, I don't have anything.
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Can I get in on your gift, please?
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Absolutely not.
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I put a lot of time,
thought and effort into this.
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This is from Jerry, Eddie and me.
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Oh, joke-a-day toilet paper. Get out.
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My cousin had this at his house.
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I literally laughed myself off the bowl.
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Thank you, guys.
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Now,
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I don't want to turn this whole gift thing
into a competition,
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but, Kim, it's time to top that gift.
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Kim, do you think I could get in on your--
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Forget it, Jack.
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I've got a winner right here.
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Unlike some people,
I put a lot of thought into my gift.
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I hope you like it, Rudy.
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( paper rustles )
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( gasps )
A signed picture of Bobby Wasabi,
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my hero, my idol,
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the man I patterned my life after?
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"To whom it may concern, Bobby Wasabi."
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That's me.
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I'm whom. I'm concerned.
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All right, Jack.
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Rock my world.
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Yeah, Jack, I'm sure Rudy
saved the best for last.
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Well, you know,
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I was thinking
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you know, everyone knows how much
you love Bobby Wasabi.
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And I asked myself what could be
better than a picture, right?
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Only the man himself.
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Wait, wait, wait a minute.
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Are you saying what I think you're saying?
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You found a way
Tt get Bobby Wasabi to come down here
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So I could meet him?
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Yeah.
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Wait, the founder of this dojo,
an international movie star,
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someone who hasn't been
seen in public in 20 years
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is coming to see me?
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I can't believe it.
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None of us can believe it, Jack.
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Milton: Let's get this party started.
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- Whoa, whoa!
- ( all chattering )
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( theme music )
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
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♪ This is how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
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♪ This is how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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( upbeat music )
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I cannot believe you
told Rudy that Bobby Wasabi was coming.
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I couldn't believe it either.
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Words just kept exploding out of me.
It's like I had a case of liarrhea.
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He's never gonna show, Jack.
And Rudy's gonna be crushed.
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Bobby could show.
I mean, my grandfather was his sensei.
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I found his number
and I left him a message.
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This could be bad.
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Remember how disappointed Rudy was
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when he lost the name-the-baby-panda
contest at the zoo?
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Oh, I know. He put on his crying boots.
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( sobbing )
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What are you guys looking at?
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We're closed.
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I know what I said was wrong.
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But, I mean, who's crazy enough to believe
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that Bobby Wasabi is actually
coming to our dojo?
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I can't believe Bobby Wasabi
is actually coming to our dojo!
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Look, Jack.
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Bro, since Bobby's coming
for Rudy's birthday,
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we've decided to take advantage
of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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We spent the whole night in Jerry's garage
writing his comeback movie.
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Wow, you hear that, Jack?
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Our friends spent all night in the garage
writing a comeback movie for Bobby Wasabi.
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What's bad about that?
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What if they wrote a really great movie?
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Oh, it's better than great. It's epic.
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Bobby Wasabi is the biggest
martial arts action star in history.
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But now he'll battle with the most
diabolical force he's ever faced.
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It's half piranha, half octopus.
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Boys: It's Piranhapus!
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- Eight arms.
- ( all blabber )
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- Nine mouths.
- ( growls )
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And one bad attitude.
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( Boys grumbling )
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♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
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We paid your cousin 50 bucks
to make a model of Piranhapus
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And this is what we get?
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You should be happy he gave us a deal.
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I mean, he took our vision
and brought it to life.
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Dude, we can't show
this thing to Bobby Wasabi. It's a joke.
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No, you know what's a joke?
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That hacky ending you wrote.
Bro, you ruined our movie.
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My ending is perfect.
No one could even see it coming.
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Of course they can't see it coming.
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How does a walrus operate a hang glider?
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You know what?
Well, here's what we think of your ending.
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( paper rustling )
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That's it.
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( yelling )
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Hey, guys, what are you doing?
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Stop. Get away. Come on.
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What is going on?
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This Bobby Wasabi movie
is tearing us apart.
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Jack, this is crazy.
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Just tell them the truth.
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You're right.
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Guys,
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you remember how I said that
Bobby Wasabi was coming down to our dojo?
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Boys: Yeah.
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Well, the truth is...
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Hey, beef meats, who do you think you are?
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I am...
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Bobby Wasabi.
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All: whoa.
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Uh, sorry, ma'am, we're closed.
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If you're looking
for the large and lovin' it dress shop,
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it's on the other side of the mall.
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What was that?
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Rudy, Rudy, your birthday present's here.
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- It's Bobby Wasabi.
- Yeah.
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You wanna know why he's here?
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Because when I say
I can deliver, what happens?
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Oh, that's right. I deliver.
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That's a great joke.
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You hire some big betty
to squeeze into a dress
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and then wobble in here
saying he's Bobby Wasabi.
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It is hilarious.
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You don't think that I am Bobby Wasabi?
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No, ma'am or sir, I do not.
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That is it.
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Hi-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah!
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( grunting )
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( yells )
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Jack: No, no, no.
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- Oh.
- ( grunts )
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Rudy, this is no joke.
That really is Bobby Wasabi.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, Bobby, I'm sorry, Mr. Wasabi.
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Mr. Wasabi, I'm so sorry
for the misunderstanding.
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Um, welcome to my dojo.
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This is not your dojo.
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This is my dojo.
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And you are fired.
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( light music )
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♪ Kickin' it with you. ♪
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Nice birthday present, Jack.
You got Rudy fired.
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Maybe next you can give him a balloon
and push him down the stairs.
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The worst part is the Bobby Wasabi
comeback movie is dead.
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Say goodbye to my Hollywood dream.
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What's Rudy gonna do without a job?
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He'll be fine.
Guys like Rudy land on their feet.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if he's already found a better job.
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These are your turtle brushes.
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You use this one to clean the mouth
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And this one to clean the butt.
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Those brushes look a lot alike.
What if I mix them up?
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You're not gonna mix them up.
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It's terribly obvious.
This one is for the mouth.
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This one is-- Oh, dear, it's mine.
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Oh.
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Oh, not again. Ooh!
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Hey guys. What are you doing here?
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You know, we just came by
to see how you're doing.
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Yeah, don't worry about me.
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I'm doing swell--
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Swell, I tell you.
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Guys, this is my fault.
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Rudy's a third-degree black belt,
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and now he's scrubbing turtle butt.
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Bobby Wasabi took away his job
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and Bobby Wasabi is gonna give it back.
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( buzzing )
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He's not answering.
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How do we know he's even in there?
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Well, someone just ordered
a truckload of pastrami.
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Hey, guys, I took three buses to get here,
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So we're just gonna have to break in.
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( scoffs )
Not happening, man. Guys like Wasabi
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have million-dollar security systems.
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Dude, I'm talking lasers,
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motion sensors, surveillance cameras.
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This thing's an impenetrable fortress.
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Bro, there's no way
we're getting in here--
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What's up, Milton? Ever.
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Uh-oh.
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That's not good.
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Oh, come on, it's just one of those
gag signs you buy at the carwash.
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All: Yah!
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Jerry, I don't think it's a gag.
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- Ninjas!
- ( screaming )
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We're trapped. What are we gonna do?
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Uh, we're warriors.
It's three of us against one ninja.
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We got this, yeah.
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( all yell )
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( crashing )
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You okay, Milton?
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I'll tell you this much,
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you get wedgied by a ninja,
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you don't even see it coming.
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( Jerry groans )
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Come on. Come on.
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Where do you think we are?
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I don't know.
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I think I found a light switch.
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( disco music playing )
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What is this place?
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You know, just your average
everyday disco bathroom.
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What's up, dude?
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Whoa. Come on.
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You boys are in so much trouble.
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You broke into my house,
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which means when I call the police
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you are going to jail.
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( sniffs )
Sausage me.
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- ( whooshes )
- ( thumps )
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That's the most incredible
thing I've ever seen.
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Sausage me.
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Don't you dare sausage him, Evan.
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Take them away.
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Fine, take us away.
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But when we leave,
your big comeback movie leaves with us.
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How's that now? What? What?
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( Boys grunt )
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It just so happens we wrote
the greatest movie of your career.
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A little something called
"Bobby Wasabi vs. Piranhapus!"
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It's half piranha, half octopus.
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So it's a little piranha
with eight tentacles?
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Try a giant octopus
with vicious piranha teeth
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at the end of each tentacle.
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Oh, I want to fight that thing so bad
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I can almost taste it.
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No, that's a little sausage juice left
in my mustache.
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( upbeat music )
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Okay, Lonnie,
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I changed the corn lizard's diaper.
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Now I know why they call it a corn lizard.
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Yeah.
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- There you go.
- Oh, yes.
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Come here, baby.
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Who's your daddy? Mm.
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Now feed the Panamanian bush devil.
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( scoffs )
And be careful. She's a feisty one.
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I think I can handle a little bush devil.
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Just so you know,
I'm only here temporarily.
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Uh, this is a minor setback
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in an otherwise illustrious career.
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Don't get too attached to this face.
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Argh. Argh.
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I said do not get attached to the face.
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( upbeat music )
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Your fingers are within inches
of an outstretched tentacle--
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A tentacle you will never
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hold again.
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The end.
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( sobbing )
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That's the most beautiful
thing I've ever heard.
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( alarm blaring )
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Either security's been breached
or my pot pie is ready.
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Hey, Bobby, I've been looking for you.
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Get them!
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( grunting )
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( grunting continues )
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( glass shatters )
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( grunting )
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( gong crashes )
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Hang on a second.
290
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That was a perfect Flying Dragon kick.
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My grandfather taught it to me.
292
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:32,834
Well, I can't think that your grandfather
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would approve of you
breaking into my house.
294
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,542
No, but he would approve
of me standing up for my sensei.
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Your sensei called me a man lady.
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It was an honest mistake.
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You've got a ponytail
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and that thing you're wearing
kind of looks like a dress.
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It's a kaftan.
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It's breathable, wrinkle-free
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and great for those on-the-go days.
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Mr. Wasabi,
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what was the one thing
that all of your movies had?
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Hot chicks, explosions
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and a sassy orangutan sidekick.
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Everyone loved Dr. Bananas.
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Oh, yeah, a funny monkey.
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But your movies also had you.
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00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,125
A man that lived by the Wasabi code.
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That's the code
sensei Rudy still lives by.
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All: We swear by
the light of the dragon's eye...
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To be loyal, honest
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00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,417
and never say die.
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All: Wasabi.
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Bobby, look,
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Rudy's far from perfect,
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But he's more than just a great sensei.
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He's our friend.
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Do the right thing. Give him his job back.
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( disco music playing )
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( disco music continues playing )
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Okay, who was that guy?
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I have no idea.
324
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I'm just glad that you could see him too.
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♪ The world is cold ♪
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♪ When you're alone ♪
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♪ The heart that's bold ♪
328
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,834
♪ Still needs a friend ♪
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♪ Take my hand ♪
330
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♪ We'll walk this land ♪
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♪ We're so much more ♪
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♪ Together ♪
333
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♪ We're friends ♪
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♪ We're truly friends ♪
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♪ And we'll stay ♪
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♪ Always friends ♪
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♪ Holding up each other ♪
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♪ Oh, no matter ♪
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♪ What life may bring ♪
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♪ We'll find ♪
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♪ Till the end of time ♪
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♪ That nothing ♪
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♪ Can come between us ♪
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♪ We'll find ♪
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♪ What's been in our hearts ♪
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♪ What's been in our minds ♪
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♪ We'll each play our parts ♪
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♪ And walk this walk ♪
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♪ Together ♪
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♪ Till the end ♪
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"Bobby Wasabi vs. Piranhapus!"
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- Take 1.
- ( clicks )
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And action!
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Somebody help me, please.
355
00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:15,333
It's horrible.
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This thing's out of control.
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( screaming )
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( suspenseful music playing )
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It's over, Piranhapus!
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00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,625
( whooshing )
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- ( microphone feedback )
- Eddie: Argh!
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You framed me for murder.
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You stole my girl.
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00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:49,083
And you crushed the dreams
of a beautiful young porpoise.
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00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,583
Cut!
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Bobby, baby, bubbie.
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00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,250
You're killin' me. Where's the energy?
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00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,000
You're right. I phoned that one in.
369
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:08,500
Eddie, go in there and tell Jerry
to take it easy with that fake tentacle.
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00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:09,834
He's going way too big.
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00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,667
Hey guys. Sorry I'm late.
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They wouldn't let me
on the bus with this thing.
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Wait a minute.
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If you're here with this, then what was--
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( screaming )
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( closing theme music )
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