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- Hey, so when's your mom
coming to town?
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- Ah, this afternoon.
That's right.
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Big Bobbi Williams is coming
for a visit.
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Mm! Just in time too.
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I am in dire need of some
of her signature TLC--
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Ticklin', Lovin', Chicken.
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- Ooh, well, sign me up
for some of your mom's
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famous sloppy chicken.
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But can we circle back to
the first two, right quick?
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- Oh, look, I am not ashamed
to admit
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that I need a little attention
sometimes myself, all right?
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And my mom, she's like
the only person in my life
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that I don't have to
take care of.
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We can just sit and visit
and play Boggle,
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maybe drink soda right out
of the two liter
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and talk about my problems
for once.
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Yeah, she's really gotten me
through this year.
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That woman is like
sloppy chicken for the soul.
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- True, I mean, she has a way
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of always telling you
what you need to hear.
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She's the reason why I don't
wear high-waisted jeans.
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- Yeah.
- Or low-rise jeans.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, it's just
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middle jeans for Mika
from now on.
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[laugh]
Well, you better bust out
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your maternity jeans tonight,
because if I know you,
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Mika gon' chicken.
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- Uh, you're not wrong,
I'm going chicken.
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- Now come on, we got
Ed's retirement party.
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- Ugh. Can't stand that guy.
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We're gonna miss you, Ed.
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What will we do without
our beloved cameraman Ed,
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who's leaving us at the end
of the month
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after 50 years of working
with the station.
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- Happy retirement, Ed.
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I'm heartbroken you're leaving,
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I consider you
a real father figure.
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- I'm Phil, I work with you
every day.
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Plus we're the same age.
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- How dare you?
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- Uh-uh, come on up, Ed.
Cake time.
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I got you there, buddy.
- Hey--
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[smacks hand]
- Ow!
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[laughter]
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Spicy to your last breath,
huh Ed?
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- I'm retiring, not dying.
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- 'Cause legends never die,
bud.
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- That's right, he's so old,
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he was the first Black person
they allowed in this building,
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couldn't touch nothing.
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- But, you really are part
of the greatest generation.
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Our mom is coming to town
this weekend,
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I just love to sit around
and hear her stories.
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- Is she single?
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- Wh--what?
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No, man.
She's old, like you.
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- Older people still get down,
Kenan.
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Did you know our age group
got the most STDs?
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- Why would you be
proud of that?
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- You know goats can get STDs
too?
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Also, apparently,
they're polyamorous.
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I mean, we could learn a lot
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from the goat community,
am I right?
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- Yeah, I don't think
that's right.
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- Sounds right.
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- You ever been to a foam party
at a nursing home?
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Ooh!
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- I've been to a floam party
in my kid's playroom.
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- Why are we talking about
this?
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- No, that's not
my mom's speed,
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all right, Ed?
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She likes to watch CBS
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and play bridge
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and put flowers
on my daddy's grave.
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- So she is single?
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- Ed, I swear, man,
what'd you--
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- [laughing] Hey, look,
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I play bridge too.
- Good.
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- Bridge is where two guys
face each other,
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and the woman lies down
between them, then--
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- Okay, I think
I've heard enough,
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[stammers in anger]
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Yeah, happy retirement, Ed!
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[grunts]
I'll see you again--
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never--thank you, bye.
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I didn't even want to do
this party.
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[funky upbeat music]
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♪
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- Daddy, do we have to do
this?
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- Come on, aren't you excited
to see your nana?
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- We love her.
She's just a little boring.
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She never wants to do anything
except sit and visit.
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I'm eight,
I need action!
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- Now, everyone's got
their role.
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Gary's the loose cannon,
Kenan is the diva,
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Aubrey's the best shot we got
at generational wealth.
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And, you, Birdie,
are the one
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that's kicked out of the
American Girl doll store.
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And Big Bobbi's like
a sweet, reliable hug,
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and I'm cool Papa Rick.
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- Surprisingly accurate,
but look,
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it's very important to me
that your nana
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feel very welcome, all right?
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And I get
my special Ke-Nana time.
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So mush, mush!
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- [exaggerated sigh]
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- Come on, Bro,
you cannot still be jealous
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of my relationship with Mom.
We are adults.
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- Me? Jealous? Of that?
No.
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Men who can pull off
full beards
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with a naked upper lip,
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that I'm jealous of.
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It's just, man,
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Mom went crazy at everything
you did as a kid, man,
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no matter what it was.
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- That is not true.
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- She made an AND1 Mixtape
of you going potty,
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and meanwhile, there's no
picture of me anywhere, man.
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Classic case of middle child
syndrome.
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- Middle child?
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- Yeah, Mom had a dog
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that was the real baby
of the family.
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- Come on, Gary,
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Mama was just busier
when you were a kid
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because Dad died.
She loves us both the same.
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She just shows it
differently.
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- Oh, yeah?
Like not at all?
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The only way I can get
any attention
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is by faking being ill
or injured.
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- You mean, you never had
Sticky Liver Disease?
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Or Loose Bone Syndrome?
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You know, when you say 'em
out loud...
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[doorbell rings]
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Do not ruin this for me!
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[upbeat music]
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Perfect.
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My sweet, reliable hug
is here.
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Mommy--Mommy?
What in the--
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- Nana!
- Holy smokes, Bobbi.
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- I'm here.
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- Where is the rest of you?
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- Oh, look at my babies.
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Ooh, you got so big.
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Aww. Oh.
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Hey, sweetie.
- Hey, Mama.
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- Hey, baby.
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- Hey, Mama.
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- Man, Mama, your hugs--
all hard,
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and you got biceps,
and triceps--
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ceps on ceps on ceps,
huh?
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- You look ten years younger,
and I should know 'cause--
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I look 20 years younger.
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- I mean, your hair's all done,
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and your pants have gone
from sweat to suit.
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Did The Gap Band get back
together or something?
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- No, but I do have
a Google Alert set,
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just in case they do.
[laughter]
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- But, I mean, Nana, you went
from Mrs. Doubtfire
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to Mrs. Straight-fire.
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both: "Drag Race"!
- [laughing]
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- We watch "Drag Race"
together.
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- All right, Rick.
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Girls, Nana got a little
something from my travels.
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Now, careful with
that snake wine.
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That's only for your enemies.
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- Thanks, Nana.
- You're the best.
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[both laugh]
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- Snake wine?
- Mm-hmm.
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- That sounds dangerous.
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- Well, Mama, I gotta say,
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this is a lot to take in.
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Are we still gonna be able
to do the stuff
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that we used to do?
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'Cause you know I need some
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"Iyanla My Mama Fix My Life"
time.
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- Your mommy is still in here.
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My image just got a bit
of a facelift
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and so did my face
and my buttocks.
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[both laugh]
- And you fine, okay?
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Come on, let's go lift
some whiskey glasses,
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how about that?
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- [muttering mockingly]
Okay.
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- Kenan, new Bobbi
looks incredible.
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She looks so happy.
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- Yeah, I think
she's going through
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a life crisis or something.
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I'll talk to her,
right after I get my slop on.
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- Yes.
- Okay,
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who's ready for
Big Bobbi's famous sloppy
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salad! Hey!
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- What is that?
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- Okay, I guess the chicken
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is up underneath a layer
of this dumb lettuce?
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- I'm eating healthy now,
honey.
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This year's been
really transformative for me,
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and I've realized that age
is just a number.
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But your cholesterol isn't.
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- Oh, that is so--
- Excuse me, sweetie,
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still my turn.
You gotta live every minute.
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Like, the other day, I walked
into this thing called
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LeatherCon,
thinking I was going to,
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you know, find a purse
or something.
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But, instead, I found four
new friends named Chaz.
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Ooh, baby, them gay boys
can dance.
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- [laughs]
- Straight men can dance too.
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It's usually just
from the neck up, like--
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- No.
- Looks like a woodpecker.
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- Mama, that was real?
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I mean, I thought you said when
you were going to LeatherCon,
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that it was like code for
bunion surgery or something.
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- I'm seizing the day, too,
Mama.
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Like I'm going to see Lil Jon
do his DJ set.
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I just know if we meet
then I'll sign him
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as my management client,
and then he'll hear my demo,
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and he'll sign me.
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- So you want to both sign
and be signed by Lil Jon?
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- Exactly.
- Baby,
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that sounds like a lot of fun.
I'm in.
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- Mama, I thought
we were gonna visit?
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- Wait, wait, hold up,
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you'd rather go out with me
than stay home with Kenan?
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[laughs triumphantly]
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Your first round on me, Mama--
and your second round too
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'cause it's buy one,
get one free.
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Please bring your card.
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- Come on, Kenan, let's go
and have some fun.
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Mika's in, right?
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- Oh, I have plans
between the sheets--
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my spreadsheets
and my bedsheets
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'cause Wednesdays,
I do the books in bed--
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and I will get my coat.
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- That a girl.
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Girl, we gon' turn it!
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- It's turn up, Mama.
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And I would love to go,
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but I gotta stay here
and watch my girls.
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But if you would rather
go to some loud club
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than stay home and play Boggle
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and drinking cream soda
with your loving son,
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be my guest.
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- [under breath]
Mm-mm.
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- Alone,
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lonely,
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low.
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- Oh, Kenan, thank you
for understanding, baby.
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Oh, I gotta go get my face on.
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- Can we help?
- Oh, yeah,
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just get Nana's airbrush.
Come on, girls.
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- Oh, okay!
- Ah...
250
00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:43,898
Mama going out with me,
Boggle boy.
251
00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:45,116
Lonely,
252
00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,509
alone,
253
00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,511
how that feel?
254
00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,731
- Ah, don't worry about that,
Kenan.
255
00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,384
I'll stay home with you.
- Thank you.
256
00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,603
- And clubs are too loud
anyway.
257
00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:54,952
- That's right.
258
00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,388
- And the young people
always make fun of me,
259
00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:57,781
for some weird reason--
260
00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:01,655
no, that does not sound like
cool Papa Rick.
261
00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:02,786
I'll see ya.
262
00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,527
Bobbi, wait for me.
263
00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:05,659
- Rick.
264
00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:06,964
Please come back.
265
00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,010
Anybody--
266
00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,577
Just dry lettuce?
267
00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:14,319
[chatter, laughter]
268
00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:15,930
- Oh, my God,
that was so much fun.
269
00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:17,758
[laughter]
- Okay?
270
00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:21,022
Did you see me do a split
on the dance floor?
271
00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:23,067
- I saw you slip
on a cocktail napkin
272
00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:24,721
and nearly split that jumpsuit.
273
00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,462
- Yeah, you did. I didn't think
you were gonna get back up.
274
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,073
- [laughs mockingly]
Oh, that's nice.
275
00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:30,422
Y'all have a good time out?
276
00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,207
I--I'd love to hear more
about it,
277
00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,296
but unfortunately I gotta be
at work in ten minutes.
278
00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,340
- [scoffs]
- Mom,
279
00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,559
I thought you was coming
with me,
280
00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,256
see your little "Boss Baby"
in action.
281
00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,563
- Oh, of course,
I'm coming Keeny.
282
00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,609
This is not
my first all-nighter.
283
00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,524
Do you know that
every historical walking tour
284
00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:47,352
in Boston ends
with ten hours of drinking?
285
00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:48,440
Ooh.
286
00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:50,138
- And what about you, Mika?
- Huh?
287
00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:51,835
- How you gonna work
after being up all night?
288
00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:54,055
You usually go to bed
at sad and lonely o'clock.
289
00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,839
- Don't worry, I'm fine.
290
00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:56,884
- Hey, there you are,
Rick.
291
00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,712
Where did you disappear to?
292
00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,191
- I came home,
293
00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:03,064
not that anybody noticed
or cared.
294
00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,979
That club sucked.
295
00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,937
It was too loud, too boring,
296
00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,939
and I know I say
I like rap music,
297
00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,332
but that's a lie.
298
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,682
I only like Steely Dan.
Nothing else.
299
00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,031
- Damn, Rick.
300
00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,991
You are so uptight,
even for a old white dude.
301
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,993
When did that happen?
302
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,430
- I don't know,
but it's disconcerting as hell.
303
00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:22,997
Good night.
- [laughs]
304
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,520
You should have seen him at
the club, he was struggling.
305
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,695
[laughter]
- Yeah, yeah,
306
00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,523
he was struggling, right?
[forced laughs]
307
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,611
I gotta go.
308
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,352
[downtempo music]
309
00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:31,614
- Great show, Kenan.
- Yeah, whatever.
310
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,181
Have you seen my mom?
- Mm-mm.
311
00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:34,399
- Hey, y'all seen my mom?
312
00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:36,010
She's like an older
but maybe now
313
00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,315
younger female version of me?
314
00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,839
- No.
- Oh.
315
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:39,883
Hey, you seen my--
316
00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:40,841
[laughter]
317
00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:42,277
Mom?
318
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,192
- Oh, my God,
you guys are so funny.
319
00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:45,541
- Mom, there you are.
320
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,021
- Hey, baby.
321
00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:50,502
I'm just chatting it up
with your amazing coworkers.
322
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:51,852
Did you know that Phil here
323
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:54,768
has been digging the same hole
since childhood?
324
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:55,943
- I did not.
325
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:56,987
But can I talk to you?
326
00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,336
- Oh, sure, okay.
327
00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,034
Gotta go, y'all.
Oh, Esme,
328
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,383
good luck with that surgery,
girl.
329
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:02,950
Don't go too big
with those calves.
330
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,125
- I won't.
331
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,213
- See you in a few.
- Okay, Ed.
332
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,736
- Thanks, Bobbi.
Have fun tonight.
333
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,650
- Thanks.
[laughs]
334
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,000
- Um, "in a few"?
"Tonight"?
335
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,262
Did you make plans?
- Oh, yeah.
336
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,829
Tonight I'm going
to "Cirque du Soleil:
337
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,439
Tribute to Weird Al,"
338
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:17,355
with that hot piece that I met
at the club last night.
339
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,619
- Ew, no.
No hot pieces.
340
00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:22,099
Maybe regular
or lukewarm pieces at best.
341
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,971
Or, crazy idea, no pieces.
342
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:27,409
- And in a few, I'm going to
the crew basketball game.
343
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:31,239
Ed said that he'd
dunk for mommy.
344
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,719
- Well, you know what,
345
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,808
I--I play in
that basketball game, as well.
346
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,070
- You do?
- Yeah.
347
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,941
That's right,
and I'll do you one better.
348
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:40,248
I will dribble
and say your name every time.
349
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:43,425
Mama, mama,
mama-mama-mama-mama.
350
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,992
Just like that,
and then we can go home
351
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,384
and break out a puzzle.
352
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,647
You can tell me everything's
gon' be all right
353
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,736
or wherever the night takes us.
354
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,825
- Okay, sweetie, then
355
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,130
let's go.
- All right,
356
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,741
I'ma change real quick.
- All right.
357
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,049
- Ah, Pam.
Uh...
358
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,572
where is
the crew basketball game
359
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:01,965
and can you hook me up
with some shorts?
360
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,575
- Sure, but mine all have
361
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,229
"Juicy" written on the ass.
362
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,753
- Ah--no, I'll figure out
something else.
363
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:09,973
- All right, but you do
have a juicy booty.
364
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,627
That--that was a...
365
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,891
compliment, that was not
harassment, Nancy!
366
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,284
She's always reporting me.
367
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:18,025
[upbeat music]
368
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,810
- Mama, watch this,
watch this shot.
369
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,073
Like that.
370
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,466
Oh, oh!
371
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,163
- Uh-huh,
that's a nice pass, baby.
372
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,209
- But it was a shot, Mama.
373
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,473
This is all the dribbling
that you taught me.
374
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,431
Remember?
- That's good, baby.
375
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,868
- Ain't it good?
- Uh-huh.
376
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,479
- All right, watch this.
This gonna be the layup.
377
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:38,698
- [grunts]
- Ah!
378
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,134
- Bye, bye.
- What's up, Ed?
379
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,701
That's what we doing?
380
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,398
We're playing prison rules,
huh?
381
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,182
- [laughs]
- Oh, baby, you okay?
382
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,314
- [strained]
Yeah, I'm all right, Mama.
383
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,577
Thank you.
I barely felt it.
384
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,318
- Oh, good, because I was
about to drop everything
385
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,450
to take care of my baby.
386
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,975
- You were?
- Yeah!
387
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,933
- [winces]
Ow, ow--my pain!
388
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,239
There's s-so much pain.
389
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,632
[groaning]
I feel it now--ah, yeah.
390
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,765
It's my "mis-dis-cus."
Ooh.
391
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,245
- Don't you--
- I think it's blown.
392
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,942
- Don't worry,
my precious perfect--
393
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,249
[kiss] mommy's got you.
Aw, sweet pea.
394
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,774
- Okay, that feel good?
- Yes.
395
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,863
- You like your fuzzy socks?
396
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,518
- Mm-hmm, very nice.
397
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:17,737
You know, I was thinking,
398
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,521
there is that saying,
399
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,566
"feed a fever, starve a cold,
400
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,134
feed a knee--thing?"
401
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,049
I'm just saying, maybe some
of your sloppy chicken
402
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,704
might take my mind
off the pain?
403
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,793
Ever so briefly?
- That's a good idea.
404
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,360
You know, I'll get it started
405
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,232
then we can catch up
while it sloppifies.
406
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,366
Oh, sweetie,
it'll be just like old times.
407
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,541
Now, look,
408
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,238
don't work too hard.
He needs his rest.
409
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,850
- Yes, ma'am.
410
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,548
- You are wasting
your side-eye
411
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,332
because I am not ashamed
at all.
412
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,465
I knew she still had
that mama bear in her.
413
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:51,683
I just had to pull it out.
414
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,120
- Well, mama bear seems like
415
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,774
she's trying change her life
for the better.
416
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,036
Why can't you just support her?
417
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,168
- Because she's supposed to be
supporting me.
418
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,345
Taking care of me,
solving my problems, not hers.
419
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,217
Okay? Can you just please
count me down?
420
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,697
- Fine, but did we really have
to do the show from home
421
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:06,829
because you have an "injury"?
422
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,397
- My "injury" is real.
423
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,573
I mean, sure it's my heart
and not my knee,
424
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,053
but I'm hurting.
425
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,706
And besides,
this gives the people
426
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,360
a little peek into my world,
427
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:19,363
a "behind the Keens,"
if you will.
428
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,017
- I will not.
429
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,410
We're live in five.
430
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:27,067
Four, three,
sad ass mama's boy...
431
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,764
- ♪ Wake up, wake up,
wake up ♪
432
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,810
- It's "Wake Up With Kenan,"
433
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:34,291
and I am broadcasting live
from my boudoir.
434
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,902
I used to call it
my booty-doir,
435
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,339
but I took that sign down
years ago.
436
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:41,559
[toilet flushing]
437
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,734
- Are we rolling?
438
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:43,823
[upbeat music]
439
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,303
- It's a bonfire
for your fears.
440
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:47,565
It's a little ritual
I picked up
441
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:48,566
at the Reiki retreat
442
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,698
in Tucson.
- Ooh.
443
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:50,873
- You write down a fear,
444
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,179
throw it in the fire,
445
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,572
and you watch the ashes
float away.
446
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:55,573
- [excited laugh]
447
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:56,879
- Oh, yeah?
448
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,794
- Whoa-oh!
449
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,276
[coughs]
450
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,104
- All right, girls,
go clean up,
451
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,584
and don't lick any of those
chemicals off your face.
452
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:07,890
Not even the tasty ones!
453
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,718
- Not even a lick?
- Come on.
454
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,067
- Well, you're no fun.
455
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:14,070
- Excuse me, when did you
become so irresponsible?
456
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,985
- And when did you become
so responsible?
457
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,552
When we met,
you were playing sax
458
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,598
and a horn section
called "Me So Horny."
459
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,774
- You're right, since
I moved in with the girls,
460
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,168
it sure watered down
my whiskey.
461
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:28,824
I'm not just some aimless
pleasure-seeker anymore.
462
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,219
It's kind of embarrassing,
really.
463
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,873
Do you know there was a time,
464
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,570
that most of the boats
in the Florida Keys
465
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:36,745
were named after me?
466
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,399
- Change isn't bad, Rick.
467
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,402
Sometimes it's scary,
or it comes from a sad place,
468
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,925
but it's exciting!
469
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,101
I mean, I've changed a bit too.
470
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,408
But I've never felt more alive.
471
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,626
- Changed a bit?
472
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,020
Bobbi, you used to sit
over at that chair
473
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,543
and read "Goodnight Moon."
474
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,849
And now you got these girls
475
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,720
reenacting "Little Fires Everywhere."
476
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,158
- You had your fun, Rick.
I didn't.
477
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,811
You know, good life
is a balance
478
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,205
of selfish and selfless.
479
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:05,643
Maybe we're both just looking
to make up for lost time.
480
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:06,906
But, come on now.
481
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,517
you know that Cori
would have loved
482
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,649
this fear-fire thing, right?
483
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,129
- [laughs]
She was
484
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,697
into all that kooky,
Gwyneth Goopo stuff.
485
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,265
- Yeah, she was.
486
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,963
Well, I better get-a going,
487
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,834
I said I'd bring Kenan
some aspirin.
488
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,314
- Oh no, no, no.
489
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,707
You don't get to be
the cool one
490
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,838
and the responsible one.
491
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,231
I'll do it.
492
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,842
- Okay, 'cause you know I need
to go to the store.
493
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,323
- Take your time, girl.
494
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:37,284
Go skydiving, catch a shift
at Magic City, do you.
495
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:40,156
- Don't tempt me, Rick.
[both laugh]
496
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,289
Here we go.
497
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:45,988
Responsible Rick
with the drugs and the snugs.
498
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,294
- Where's my mom?
499
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,338
She's the one
that's supposed to be
500
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:49,687
bringing me the drugs
and snugs.
501
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:50,906
- You got someone better,
502
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,473
Dr. Feel Good himself.
503
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,040
Can I get you anything?
How about a foot rub?
504
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,519
- Ah--no.
- It's medical.
505
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:56,738
- No, no.
- Come on.
506
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:59,523
- Get your weirdly soft hands
off of me.
507
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,698
Where is my mom, man?
508
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,222
We were supposed to
hang out and talk.
509
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,485
- She went to pick up some
stuff for the sloppy chicken.
510
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,877
She'll be right back.
511
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,531
Why don't we talk?
512
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:13,015
Biggest fear, favorite food,
sexiest animal, go.
513
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,756
All right, I'll go.
514
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,671
Shark, shark, shark.
515
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,848
[downtempo music]
516
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:23,025
- Well, I could make
my famous chicken.
517
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,549
It's not particularly sloppy.
518
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,464
It's really just...
519
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,772
chicken breast
baked for a couple hours.
520
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,904
Very dry, tough to get down.
521
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,819
- Uh, no.
522
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,212
My mom will be back any second.
523
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,301
- I wouldn't count on that,
K-Dog.
524
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,043
She's at Cirque.
She just tagged me in a photo.
525
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:44,046
Who's the favorite now, playa?
[haughty chuckle]
526
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,048
- I'm going to bed.
- Kenan.
527
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,619
- [screams] Ow! Ah!
Why?
528
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,274
- I guess Mama's fuzzy socks
betrayed you.
529
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,015
- Are you not entertained?
530
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,321
- I'm entertained.
- [groans]
531
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,367
- Man, look at that butt scoot.
532
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,806
- See, you went
for a real injury.
533
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:05,850
You're supposed to fake it.
534
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,113
That's where you messed up at.
535
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,114
- Ow.
- Good morning.
536
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,507
- Mommy, mommy, there she is.
537
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:14,076
How was Weird Al?
- Hilarious.
538
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,686
Hey, sweetie.
539
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,080
Oh.
- Mama, everybody starving
540
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,040
because we went to bed
with empty tummies last night.
541
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,346
- Not true.
- I ordered pizza to my room.
542
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,695
- Intermittent fasting for me.
543
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,175
- I always got eggrolls
in my pocket.
544
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,917
- Baby, I am so sorry
about last night, but--
545
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,441
I went to the store and I got
a text from the man I met.
546
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,487
Look, I know skipping out
is not like me
547
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,228
but a year ago I realized that
548
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,707
we could be gone at any moment.
549
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:40,102
So I promised myself
that my new motto is
550
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,277
"make hay."
551
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,540
- Well, I guess, making hay
552
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,586
and apparently,
rolling around in it
553
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:48,067
is more important than
making time for your family.
554
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,157
And you know
hay is for horses, okay?
555
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,159
And a horse is a gift,
556
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,986
and you don't look
in the mouth of no--
557
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,727
I should have just left.
I had it!
558
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,556
[downtempo music]
559
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,341
- Kenan.
- I got this, Bobbi.
560
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:04,518
[birds chirping]
561
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,135
Kenan,
562
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,268
I know I'm not your number one
confidant, but--
563
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,834
- No, you're not.
564
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,185
It used to be my wife,
and I guess my mom for a while.
565
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:22,623
But now it's Gary,
and then Mika, then Aubrey,
566
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,407
never Birdie--
she's a little nuts--
567
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,800
some Reddit threads,
568
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,715
Adam Carolla
in his "Loveline" days,
569
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,109
my Larry Johnson
Grandmama poster,
570
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,894
Loni Love, Steve Harvey
first season of "Family Feud,"
571
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,070
Dionne Warwick
and the Psychic Friends--
572
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,247
- Okay, so kind of far down
on the list there.
573
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,075
Well, fair.
574
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,599
I just think I might know
what's going on here.
575
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,558
- Yeah, so do I.
576
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,169
My mom finally showed
her true colors,
577
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,910
and they are ugly.
578
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,739
I mean, she's not ugly.
She actually looks amazing.
579
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,394
Her behavior is ugly.
580
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:57,266
- Or maybe she's going through
something heavy herself.
581
00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:01,052
I mean, she keeps talking
about this past year
582
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,359
being transformative
and all this...
583
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,188
"life is short" stuff.
584
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,669
- Wait, you think all
that stuff going on with her
585
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,062
has something to do with Cori?
586
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,716
- I do.
587
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,806
It really changed me.
588
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,505
In a very weird way.
589
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,246
- Rick's right, sweetie.
590
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:21,986
Oh, K-Kay.
591
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,945
I am so sorry.
592
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,165
Cori passed.
593
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,557
I realized
I hadn't done much living
594
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,517
since your dad died,
and honey, I gotta get it in
595
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,345
'cause I ain't getting
no younger.
596
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,650
But you know what?
597
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,305
I am done
with that selfishness.
598
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:39,003
I am ready to take my job back
599
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,268
as being your mommy.
[chuckles]
600
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:46,620
- Oh, Mom, taking care
of yourself isn't selfish.
601
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,970
It's self-care.
602
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,538
And nobody deserves it
more than you.
603
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,671
I mean, please, do you.
604
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,456
You already did me,
605
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:57,892
you been doing me
my whole life--
606
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,850
well, that sounded wrong.
607
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:04,507
But, seriously, you did
such a wonderful job,
608
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,248
and not just this year,
609
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:10,296
that I can finally take care
of myself with this now.
610
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,862
I mean, it's the only way
611
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,342
I'm ever gonna really get
through it anyway.
612
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,127
- Maybe I can help you out
in that department, too,
613
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:20,044
even though I'm fairly far down
on the list.
614
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,263
I mean, it--
615
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:25,789
it is kind of the whole reason
I'm here.
616
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,835
- Are you crying?
617
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,533
- My eyes are wet.
Is that crying?
618
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:33,188
- Yeah.
What's happening to you?
619
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,017
- I told you, man.
It's getting weird.
620
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,062
- Baby, aww.
621
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:41,240
I love you so much,
my precious perfect.
622
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,808
Now you know what?
You have waited long enough.
623
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,550
Why don't I make you some
of that sloppy chicken?
624
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,899
- Oh, no, Mama.
625
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,379
Thank you,
but you've done enough.
626
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,946
- No?
627
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,426
- What? You want some
sloppy chicken?
628
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,862
- Well, yeah--
629
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:57,212
it's all I've been hearing
about, sloppy chicken.
630
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,692
- Well, come on, I'm gonna
make it this time.
631
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,346
- Oh, boy.
632
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,783
- It's slimy.
Ew.
633
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,393
- And crunchy?
634
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,742
- Where is the chicken?
635
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,397
- My tastebuds feel...
636
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:09,877
well, I want to say betrayed.
637
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,357
- Might have done
something wrong.
638
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,316
- No, baby, you could never do
anything wrong,
639
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,100
neither of my babies can.
640
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:19,234
- You mean me or the dog?
- You, sweetie.
641
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,279
- [laughs]
642
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,631
- It's all sloppy
and no chicken.
643
00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:29,231
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