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How is it?

What a well-calculated idea of mine.

Look.

Headband, hairband.

Doesn't it look like we are sharing a bathroom?

Please don't place the headband there.

Also, does a bathroom shared by two people

have two tubes of toothpaste?

That's right.

Let me take care of this.

-Why? -No reason.

Don't leave a single thing behind. Take it all away.

Then all my effort was for nothing.

Help me prepare a few comic books, several hairbands,

and a pack of sanitary napkins.

Sanitary napkins?

Lizi said the videographer will be here soon.

They are now waiting for us outside.

Let's meet them outside.

Erduo.

Erduo.

-What's the rush? -Erduo, hurry. Put this on.

Quickly, put this on.

What are you doing?

We must have a real time connection to prevent you from blowing your covers.

If there's a problem, we can communicate and solve it anytime.

I don't need it. Having her put it on is enough.

Lizi, why do you make it seems like we're special agents?

Why is there such a thing?

They have Detective Conan. We need to play Mission: Impossible.

Let's test the volume.

-Hello. -You--

Keep it down.

Let me adjust it.

Hello? How about that?

Erduo, we'll be outside.

If something goes wrong, don't be anxious.

You must hold it back. All right?

I'll find a way to solve it.

All right. We'll get going. Bye.

Right, Lizi told me that we have to act more naturally.

Just like how we were when we get out of bed.

Don't move.

Who gets out of bed wearing earrings?

-All right. -Let's go.

Here they come.

Hello, Ye Shuwei, Bei Erduo.

I'm your videographer for today.

Sorry to bother you.

You can call me Conan.

I'm Xiaowu.

He dressed like the real Conan.

It's not just my attire.

I'm the videographer voted by the netizens who's sensitive to the finest detail.

We used to be your fans.

But you have deceived the feelings of the fans

with poor acting skills.

So our mission is to use the details during the shooting process

to prove whether the two of you are really a couple.

What we want to see

is the trace of you living together for real.

Come in.

Let's begin now.

I'm not the kind of TV show videographer who deliberately does effects.

I have only one principle.

That's the truth. The absolute truth.

After all...

-"There's only one truth." -"There's only one truth."

No wonder Lizi said it's hard to deal with the videographer.

Don't blow the cover.

Just worry about yourself.

I'm known as Logical King in the social circle.

Nothing can escape my eyes.

-Change your shoes. -Change your shoes.

You can pretend that we don't exist.

But we will be everywhere.

Xiaowu, follow them.

To all the audience and netizens.

We are in their house now.

Both of them are now sitting on the sofa in the living room.

They have no interaction at all.

Will a real couple be like this?

Will they?

Will they?

If you keep talking this way, we'll have no chance to talk.

Is this videographer crazy?

He's chosen by the netizens.

Will they blow their covers?

Don't worry. It's not their first time.

Don't be nervous.

We'll be everywhere.

You can pretend that we don't exist.

Just act as usual.

Are you hungry?

Do you want me to cook something? What would you like to eat?

I'll eat anything that you cook.

I'll go and cook then.

Ye Shuwei.

I accompanied you to prepare breakfast yesterday.

You'll need to accompany me today.

All right.

-Hi, enjoy your meal. -Thank you.

Thank you.

The tomatoes that you bought yesterday should be here, right?

That's right.

What else do you need?

I can...

Why don't you help me get the potatoes?

Then, beat the eggs and the flour.

All right?

I'm thirsty. I'll go get some drinks.

-All right. -Some drinks.

Hello?

Le Tian.

Hello, Erduo?

No, Ms. Bei.

I'm still at our usual spot. The cafe near our school.

I'm so sorry.

I can't go out today.

Why don't we move the class to next week?

What's the matter?

Why do you talk so softly?

Are you at home?

Did you fall sick?

Why don't I pay you a visit?

No.

I have a really important work today.

It's true.

Is it because of the show?

Are you in that pervert's house?

DIG DEEP INTO YE SHUWEI'S MANSION. VIOLIN MAKER, THE RICH SECOND GENERATION.

-I can't explain to you now. I-- -Bei Erduo.

Yes.

Hey.

DIG DEEP INTO YE SHUWEI

The paste that I make is different from others.

Others add a lot of flour.

I'm using all the eggs.

So, it has high nutrition values.

Does it smell good?

-Yes. -It smells good, right?

It's done.

Give it a try.

Can you not be such a loser?

Is it delicious?

The food that you cook is full of love.

It's true.

Each day with you is full of surprises.

That's how Shuwei is.

Usually, I will use my imagination to come up with some weird dishes.

He will eat them all.

He'll always say that it is delicious.

In the end, I don't even know if it's delicious or not.

Would you like to try some?

Yes.

That's enough.

You have displayed enough of public affection.

I'm full.

Remember to clean up the kitchen.

I have cooked in the morning, haven't I?

Why do I need to clean it up?

When you helped me yesterday,

didn't I clean the dishes too?

Didn't we agree to take turns?

Go on.

I'll clean it then.

We'll do the recording after Bei Erduo is done cleaning up.

Let's go around and take a look.

I didn't expect them to be able to get through safely.

Don't get too happy.

What's the matter?

Conan made it known that he's going to see through them,

and publicly blow their covers as a fake couple.

He wouldn't give up so easily.

How did you know?

I infiltrated their internet troll circle.

Success or failure comes down to today.

I really hope that he wouldn't play any tricks.

I don't believe that the few of us aren't able to deal with him.

Is he done yet?

Quickly get him out of here.

If not, I can't guarantee that I'll keep cooperating.

Damn it.

The Great Ye is getting anxious.

He's going to quit. No way.

I'll need to make a tough call.

So that they put things to an end.

-Lizi. -Yes?

I'm counting on you.

-A tough call. -All the best.

Go, hurry.

May I know if this is Ms. Bei Erduo's room?

Yes.

It's her room.

As a couple,

are you sleeping in different rooms because the villa is too huge?

This is like her study room.

Sometimes, she needs a quiet place for recording.

Just like when I'm reading, I don't like to be disturbed.

So we have our own space.

What about the bed?

Tell them about your habits.

Don't be shy.

Tell them.

My habits are...

I like to...

I like to lie down to read books.

Lie down to do the recording.

Lie down to study.

That's why there's a huge bed in my room. That's right.

Do you usually dress so formally at home?

Our attire?

It's because you're coming.

That's why we dressed formally.

Usually, we'll put on home wear.

-Right? -Yes.

Get changed then.

We can take a look at your room too.

Our bedroom is right behind you.

Do you have to follow us when we get changed?

Go and get changed.

We'll wait here.

Keep it down.

Why are you here? How did you come up?

I'm here to help you.

Don't ask so much. I've placed everything in order.

Hurry and get changed. Go on.

Hurry up.

How can my pajamas be here?

My pajamas are in my room, of course.

It's not here. Then...

This will do.

Okay. Hurry and get changed.

Go on. Hurry.

Where do I change?

You...

We can't judge by these superficial things.

We didn't get to record them sleeping together.

Who would believe that they are a real couple?

Master, are we going to record them sleeping together?

Are you stupid?

Are you done yet?

Bei Erduo, you have no pajamas, right?

I usually dress like this.

I feel comfortable with this.

Also...

Also, have you not heard of this?

The guy's shirt is the pajamas that looks best on girls.

Haven't you heard?

Xiaowu.

All right.

Have you seen enough?

Let's go.

We believe that you are a real couple now.

That's all for today's live broadcast.

Xiaowu, let's call it a day.

This way, please.

The main door.

This way, please.

Finally, we're going to send them away.

-Here. This way. -Erduo!

Le Tian.

Why are you here?

-I'm here to see-- -Xiaowu, hurry.

Get the equipment and continue recording.

Master, didn't you say we aren't going to record them sleeping?

Hurry. What a load of crap!

Erduo, are you all right?

Why does he want to record you sleeping?

No, Le Tian. It's not what you think.

It was about to end.

Why did this brat mess it up?

Who is he?

I'll chase him away.

You can't go.

If you show up in the broadcast, the netizens will look you up online.

That will blow your cover.

What should we do? He...

Let's leave it to fate.

Close the door.

No, Le Tian.

It's not what you think.

Who is he?

He cares so much about you.

Could he be your real boyfriend?

No.

Definitely not.

He's just my student.

It's true. He's just my student.

It's because...

It's because...

It's because of...

a video replacement lesson.

-That's right. -A video replacement lesson. So...

I don't have the time.

Is that so?

Since you agreed to a video replacement lesson,

why did he come to the house?

Are you lying?

I heard that Erduo is sick.

I'm representing my classmates to pay her a visit.

Are you sick?

That's right.

Are you all right?

The weather has changed.

Erduo.

Why didn't you tell me earlier that your student is coming?

I can get prepared.

Le Tian, I still have things to attend to.

-You can go back first. -No need.

Since he's representing the classmates,

just come in and have a seat.

Change your shoes.

Here.

Put this on.

Have a drink.

Drink more water if you catch a cold.

Why does Bei Erduo have a student of this age?

Actually, Bei Erduo and I are Japanese school classmates.

She has a good command of Japanese.

So, I'm here to get a tutorial from her.

She is very popular in our school.

You're the best.

So, I think that

only kind and upright people is worthy of her.

You mean that

Ye Shuwei isn't one?

You think he isn't worthy of Bei Erduo.

Right?

Of course.

Yu Sheng, let's run away.

Le Tian, drink some water.

-Drink some. -All right.

So, Ye Shuwei and Bei Erduo aren't a real couple?

They're pretending for the sake of the effect for the show.

Is that right?

I don't know.

"That's too much.

Pull your punches.

The truth must stand while the lies must fall.

You really think of yourself as her boyfriend?"

Who did you say think of himself as her boyfriend?

Sorry.

I am looking at the entertainment news.

Some actors get on the love shows

and think of themselves as the real boyfriends.

I get too emotional and forgot that you're recording.

Why is the drink all over your mouth?

Erduo, I know.

Your students surely dislike me.

I occupied too much of your time.

You couldn't give them lessons.

Right?

That's right, Le Tian.

Don't blame Ye...

Don't blame Shuwei.

He has a strong desire to protect me.

He doesn't want me to get too tired.

After this, I'll manage my time well.

Don't worry.

All right.

Get a good rest then.

Thank you for your hospitality.

Let's go too.

Call it a day.

Let me send you out.

This way, please.

I admit that we've been hard on you today.

But we have turned from trolls to your fans now.

You must be happy together.

Call it a day.

I really need to have a good sleep tonight.

I'm on the verge of collapsing.

MOM

Son, have you eaten breakfast?

Yes.

Your dad and I are just done packing.

We'll go to the airport soon.

To be honest, Xiamen is pretty good.

Next time, why don't...

Hey.

Shuwei, who is that girl?

When will you arrive?

I'll pick you up.

Don't bother.

Your dad has called the driver to pick us up.

-Son, when did you start seeing-- -Mom.

I'm going to the workshop.

-I'll call you later. -Hold--

Hi, a parcel for Ye Shuwei.

Thank you.

Hold on. There's also a parcel for Bei Erduo.

May I know is this the place?

Give it to me.

All right.

Sorry.

Was it too loud?

-I'll take note of it next time. -No.

Your parcel.

-Thank you. -Okay.

BEI ERDUO

THERE'S A NEW UPDATE FOR THE SERIES, ONE PIECE, THAT YOU'RE FOLLOWING.

That's all for today. Thank you.

-Thank you, miss. -Thank you, miss.

Bei Erduo, the interaction between you and your boyfriend is too hilarious.

Is your boyfriend's cooking good?

Is it awkward to look at the camera during the shoot?

-Your boyfriend's house is so huge. -Dismiss. Have you not met a celebrity?

-I was just asking. -Ms. Bei, I have a question.

You had me there.

Ms. Bei, judging from the situation,

are you really getting into the entertainment industry?

I mean, are you halfway into the entertainment industry?

Do you think one can get into it as they please?

That's not considered halfway in it.

At most,

I just went in to take a breath and I'm out again.

Who wants to get into the entertainment industry?

You're right. It's tiring to be in and out of it.

Didn't you read the messages?

I just got out of the class. I haven't got the time to read it.

Going home?

Just getting ready to go home.

Let's go. Something is up.

Le Tian, I'll get going then.

Be safe.

Bye.

You purposely came to pick me up?

You're thinking too much.

My friend would like to ask you a favor.

You're here. Have a seat.

You're Ms. Bei Erduo, right?

Hi, I'm Ye Shuwei's friend.

Sorry to trouble you.

Not at all. I like this kind of work.

That's great then.

When I first saw Ye Shuwei on the show, I was really shocked.

He's such a bore.

Can you stand it?

-Let's go. -Hey, don't.

Get to work. All right?

Here.

Take a look.

-Thank you. -This film

is a promotional demo video about children.

You just have to talk using your usual voice.

Your girlfriend looks quite cute.

She looks charming when she's being serious.

Don't you serve water when you have guests?

Here.

We can start now.

Judging from the current situation,

both of them are starting to have a tacit understanding.

But I can't help feeling like something is off.

Having a tacit understanding isn't good enough?

Am I seeing it right?

I just feel

that both of them are surrounded by pink bubbles.

You did me a great favor today.

Thank you so much.

Especially your voice. It's really amazing.

Also, you portrayed a good emotion with it.

I believe that my promotional video will surely be able to pass.

Ye Shuwei.

If you have time, bring your girlfriend here often.

I hope we have the chance to work together again.

I'm really happy to gain your recognition.

Let's go.

All right. Be safe.

Thank you.

All right. See you.

What did you just say?

You said that both of them are surrounded by pink bubbles?

It's true. It's just...

Are you wishing for them to turn into a real couple?

It's Erduo's marriage. Look.

It's so good.

Here, Mr. Yu. Have a cup of coffee.

Subtitle translation by Angel Choo