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Or...memories? 10 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:26,945 Why don't you do what you came to do, and go away? 11 00:02:27,012 --> 00:02:28,815 Mm-hmm. 12 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,353 Magnificent! 13 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:39,625 The man who gave you these must have loved you very much. 14 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:42,528 He must have known you perfectly, too. 15 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:45,397 Knowin' how well the color of each pearl 16 00:02:45,464 --> 00:02:47,700 'matched the texture of your skin.' 17 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:50,168 - 'How--' - Oh, please, please, David! 18 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:53,673 Why must you talk to me like this? 19 00:02:53,739 --> 00:02:56,509 Maybe it's because I love you so much. 20 00:02:56,575 --> 00:02:59,577 - Because I want you back. - Do you mean that? 21 00:02:59,645 --> 00:03:02,148 Do you remember the words I said to you 22 00:03:02,214 --> 00:03:05,351 the day I gave you that necklace? 23 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:10,289 "Always faithful." Our wedding day. 24 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,458 I've never broken that promise, Eve. 25 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:15,662 Oh, I've been a fool. Oh, David! 26 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:19,265 [orchestral music] 27 00:03:25,771 --> 00:03:28,107 [applause] 28 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:30,710 [audience cheering] 29 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,215 What a man! 30 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,050 (male announcer) 'Miss Sarah's car.' 31 00:03:38,116 --> 00:03:40,520 'What a gala evening this is, ladies and gentlemen.' 32 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:42,788 It'd seem that everyone in Hollywood has turned out 33 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:46,226 to pay tribute to Brooks Mason, the glamour boy of Hollywood. 34 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:50,028 Oh, oh, here comes Brooks Mason himself. 35 00:03:50,095 --> 00:03:51,130 'Watch the crowds.' 36 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:52,531 [people clamoring] 37 00:03:52,598 --> 00:03:55,534 'Here they go! They all want his autograph.' 38 00:03:55,601 --> 00:03:58,704 'There they go. And is he going to have his hands full!' 39 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:01,906 They nearly swept him off his feet! 40 00:04:01,974 --> 00:04:03,976 'They have swept him off his feet!' 41 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:08,848 Mr. Mason. Mr. Mason. Mr. Mason! Mr. Mason! 42 00:04:11,016 --> 00:04:15,721 Mr. Mason. Mr. Mason, will you saw a word to your public? 43 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,357 Help! 44 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,391 You have just heard the voice of Brooks Mason. 45 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:23,462 (man on radio) 'I guess we'll have to send for an ambulance for Mr. Mason.' 46 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:26,431 'It looks like he's completely out.' 47 00:04:26,498 --> 00:04:27,700 Well, did you hear that? 48 00:04:27,766 --> 00:04:30,370 I just been mobbed out of the theater. 49 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,637 How do I look? 50 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,472 The question is, how does he look? 51 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,474 Like me, evidently. Poor guy. 52 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,544 It's his own fault. He has no right to look like you. 53 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:42,014 Don't you see, if we go to the premiere, it'd have been me. 54 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:43,448 It'd have been Brooks Mason 55 00:04:43,515 --> 00:04:45,217 they're making hash of down there. 56 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:48,486 Getting so I can't take a step without my public loving me. 57 00:04:48,553 --> 00:04:50,389 And tearing me apart. 58 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,592 Look, I want to show you something. 59 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:57,796 This happened at the preview of "The Lady Said No". 60 00:04:57,863 --> 00:05:01,434 This happened at the preview of "The Lady Said Maybe". 61 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:05,537 And this happened at the preview of "The Lady Said Yes". 62 00:05:05,604 --> 00:05:07,506 You see that sleeve? 63 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,674 Once there was a coat attached to it. 64 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:12,511 But this afternoon, front of the derby, they tore it apart. 65 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,746 They tore the buttons of my vest, my suspenders. 66 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:17,416 What's a few buttons? The fans love you. 67 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,652 I love them, too. Did you try to sign 68 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,288 an autograph with one hand and hold up your pants 69 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,623 with the other? 70 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:25,991 - 'Mr. Duffy's here.' - Oh, hello, Joe. 71 00:05:26,058 --> 00:05:28,659 Hello, glamour pants. Oh, hello, Brewster. 72 00:05:28,727 --> 00:05:31,397 - Hello. - I...hope I'm intruding. 73 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,532 Mr. Duffy, wherever you are, you are intruding. 74 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,768 Well, I've got to go. Goodnight, darling. 75 00:05:35,834 --> 00:05:36,869 Goodnight. 76 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:38,703 Don't go on account of me, Brewster. 77 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:41,940 Oh, I've got to go. I'm allergic to agents. 78 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:44,643 - Goodnight, Gale. - Goodnight, honey. 79 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:47,712 I'll get even with that dame, if I have to marry her 80 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,448 Never mind her. You see the boss. 81 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:53,119 Told you I'd fix it. I arranged a nice little vacation for you. 82 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,820 - Six whole weeks. - Good! 83 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,989 Making personal appearances in New York. 84 00:05:57,056 --> 00:06:02,426 Oh, no! Not me. I won't go. I know what it will be like. 85 00:06:02,494 --> 00:06:04,130 The mobs are bigger and stronger. 86 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,365 'Minute they stop mobbing you, you're a has-been.' 87 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,601 I know that, but I don't want to go. 88 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:11,704 I'm tired. They can't do that to me. 89 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:14,807 They promised me a vacation. Well, I quit. 90 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:17,308 - Quit? - Well, I won't quit. 91 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:19,078 But they can't do that to me. 92 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:23,115 I'm worn out. I want a rest, some peace and quiet. 93 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:27,553 I'd like to sleep one morning way up to 7:30. 94 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,656 New York. You mention New York to me once more, and I'll.. 95 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,458 ...I'll jump right out that window. 96 00:06:32,524 --> 00:06:35,461 Brooksie, you can't do that. That ain't croquet. 97 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,697 Now, go on get some sleep, and stop talking 98 00:06:37,763 --> 00:06:39,732 about jumping out of windows. 99 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,101 - Washington. - Yes? 100 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:45,838 Mix him a drink and don't make it scotch, make it a big one. 101 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,940 Goodnight, glamour pants. See you tomorrow. 102 00:06:48,006 --> 00:06:49,808 Goodnight! 103 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:53,212 They can't do that to me. They promised me a vacation. 104 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:56,816 I don't get out of here, I'll get a...nervous breakdown. 105 00:06:56,882 --> 00:06:58,284 Yes, sir. 106 00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:00,286 You know what a nervous breakdown is? 107 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,754 Well, not exactly 108 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:05,024 but if you want one, I'll try to mix it for you. 109 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,627 Oh, never mind. 110 00:07:11,029 --> 00:07:14,166 - Get me some coffee. - Yes, sir. 111 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,135 [siren wailing] 112 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:21,707 You're alright. Just take it easy, old boy. 113 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,243 Say, Mac, this is Brooks Mason, the actor. 114 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,946 Oh, the picture couldn't have been that bad, could it? 115 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,147 My girlfriend thinks he's terrific. 116 00:07:29,214 --> 00:07:31,583 Don't worry Mr. Mason, we're headed to the hospital 117 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:32,818 in 5 minutes. 118 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:35,521 Never mind the hospital, I want to go home. 119 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:45,965 [doorbell buzzing] 120 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,132 I'm coming. 121 00:07:47,199 --> 00:07:48,401 [doorbell buzzing] 122 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:51,902 Here I am. 123 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:54,340 - The Mason's residence? - Yes, sir. 124 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:57,676 Little accident. 125 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:01,514 - Where shall we take him? - Oh-h! 126 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,716 Upstairs. 127 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,522 He done did it! 128 00:08:10,589 --> 00:08:13,158 Just keep him in bed, and send for his doctor. 129 00:08:13,225 --> 00:08:15,695 Yes, sir. Poor Mr. Mason. 130 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:19,098 You said you'd do it, but I didn't believe you. 131 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,666 Why didn't you ask me? 132 00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:23,568 I'd have told you jumping out of window was bad luck. 133 00:08:23,635 --> 00:08:25,804 Here, let me help you off with that shirt. 134 00:08:25,871 --> 00:08:29,274 Oh, now, leave me alone. Leave me alone. 135 00:08:29,341 --> 00:08:32,044 Yes, sir. I'll get you coffee. 136 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:40,953 [muttering indistinctly] 137 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:24,931 Hey! Who are you? 138 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,634 What do you want, an autograph? 139 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,603 How'd you get here? 140 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:34,039 I, I was just going to ask you that. 141 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,207 I live here. 142 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:39,478 I mean I was gonna ask you how I got here? 143 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:41,146 Well, don't you know? 144 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:43,182 Well, I was coming out of the theater-- 145 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:46,919 Oh! You're the guy they thought was me. 146 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:51,223 Say, you do look like me. 147 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:54,727 You look as much like me as I do, even more. 148 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,062 - Why, you're Brooks Mason. - yeah. 149 00:09:57,129 --> 00:10:00,099 I've been mistaken for you lots of times in Hawaii. 150 00:10:00,165 --> 00:10:01,132 Are you an Hawaiian? 151 00:10:01,199 --> 00:10:04,502 Oh, no. I have a plantation there. 152 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:05,938 Pineapples? 153 00:10:06,004 --> 00:10:08,473 Yes, I grow pineapples. How did you know that? 154 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:11,810 Well, all I know about Hawaii is pineapples and ukuleles. 155 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:15,214 And you can't grow ukuleles. 156 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,050 Well, I guess I better get back to my hotel now. 157 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:20,252 Oh, no no no, stay here tonight. 158 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:22,788 Least I can offer you, is a little hospitality 159 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:25,324 after the beating you took for me. 160 00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:27,927 I'll get you some pajamas. 161 00:10:29,861 --> 00:10:32,231 No, you certainly do look alike of me. 162 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,699 We certainly do. 163 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,733 You say you've been mistaken for me before? 164 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,037 Oh, yes, lot's of times. In Hawaii. 165 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,938 What's it like it in Hawaii? 166 00:10:40,005 --> 00:10:43,040 Oh, there's nothing much to do there. 167 00:10:43,108 --> 00:10:45,844 - Just peace and quiet. - Peace and quiet. 168 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:51,350 Put these on. I'll get you a robe and some slippers. 169 00:10:56,988 --> 00:10:59,491 Here's your coffee, sir. Nice and hot, and everything. 170 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:00,926 Yes, sir! 171 00:11:00,992 --> 00:11:03,127 Oh, thank you. I don't-- 172 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,364 If they're gonna keep tearing your clothes like this 173 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:09,134 you'll have to take plenty suits. Six weeks in New York. 174 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:12,137 That must be some eight days in a week. 175 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:17,442 Multiply them together, six weeks.. 176 00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:20,913 Let's make it eight days a week, to be on the safe side. 177 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:25,484 Six times eight.. Eight times six.. 178 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:28,487 Seems to me I oughta know how much that is. 179 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:31,523 Let's call it 30. Yup, you'll need 30 suits. 180 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:35,361 I knew I'd get it if I separated my revisions from abstractions. 181 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,063 Yes, sir. 182 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:46,605 Maybe I'm wrong. 183 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,507 Well, I'd like to have that coffee. 184 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,876 Didn't I just.. 185 00:11:50,942 --> 00:11:54,246 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir! 186 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,454 How'd he do that? How'd he do that? 187 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:09,462 Oh, I don't think I care for any coffee, thank you. 188 00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:16,802 This ain't my day. 189 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:21,273 I was gonna.. You told me. Yes, sir. 190 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,253 It's impossible! 191 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,758 Where's the cream and sugar? 192 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:43,395 It's in the.. Where are you? 193 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,696 What do you think? 194 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:48,900 Something wrong. It ain't true. It can't be true! 195 00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:50,936 Yet, somehow it is. 196 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,071 Now, you go get the sugar and cream. 197 00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:55,106 Mr. Mason, you ain't got enough money 198 00:12:55,173 --> 00:12:57,042 to get me back to that room. 199 00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:01,881 - Did you see a...ghost? - Yeah, that's it. 200 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,916 You jumped out the window, and you dead. 201 00:13:03,982 --> 00:13:05,217 I'm gone! 202 00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,987 Don't tell me you're afraid of ghosts. 203 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:11,557 Mr. Mason, when folks is dead, I'm through with them. 204 00:13:18,196 --> 00:13:20,366 Well, how do you like that? 205 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:24,936 Horace's been with me 10 years, and he couldn't tell us apart. 206 00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:27,472 If he couldn't, I guess nobody could. 207 00:13:27,539 --> 00:13:28,807 Oh, so that's it. 208 00:13:28,873 --> 00:13:32,410 I was beginning to think he was crazy. 209 00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:36,481 Listen, how would you like to go to New York? 210 00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:38,116 As my guest. 211 00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:40,119 Why go to New York with you? 212 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,155 No no no, not with me, instead of me. 213 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:47,593 You see, I'm supposed to go to New York, and I don't want to. 214 00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:50,896 I want you to go, and pinch hit for me. 215 00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:54,031 You want me to go to New York as Brooks Mason? 216 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:57,969 Yes. And I'll go to Hawaii as, uh.. 217 00:13:58,036 --> 00:14:00,839 - George Smith. - George Smith. Here. 218 00:14:00,905 --> 00:14:04,009 Well, I'd like to go to New York, but-- 219 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,211 And I'd like to go to Hawaii. 220 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:11,350 It's quiet and peaceful there. You can autograph pineapples. 221 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,252 Wait a minute. You're not married are you? 222 00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:16,988 - No, but-- - Engaged? 223 00:14:17,055 --> 00:14:20,892 Well, I have been and I haven't been. 224 00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,928 Then I have been, then I haven't been. 225 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:24,763 Well, can't you make up your mind? 226 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,398 Well, I can, but she can't. 227 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,301 You see, Cecelia, my fiance, and I got along swell 228 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,502 until she got back from Europe. 229 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,239 Now, she thinks I'm dull and unsophisticated. 230 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,007 That's why I came to Hollywood. 231 00:14:36,074 --> 00:14:38,008 To sort of get a little polish. 232 00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:40,746 Swell! New York is just the place for you. 233 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,449 New York will polish you off in no time. 234 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,219 But...I'm not prepared to go to New York. 235 00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:51,323 That's alright. My agent, Joe, will take care of everything. 236 00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:53,425 Why, you'll have the time of your life. 237 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,827 But under no circumstances must you tell anyone 238 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:58,630 even Joe Duffy, that you're George Smith. 239 00:14:58,696 --> 00:15:01,867 From now on, I'm George Smith and you're Brooks Mason. 240 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,736 - Well-- - Good. Now, we gotta work fast. 241 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,772 I got a give you a few pointers 242 00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:08,606 on how to behave as a movie star. 243 00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:12,411 And you've gotta tell me what to do with those pineapples. 244 00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:15,179 I've always enjoyed you in pictures, Mr. Mason. 245 00:15:15,246 --> 00:15:18,650 Oh, thank you... Mr. Smith. 246 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,452 Ah, you want my autograph? 247 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,454 [both laugh] 248 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,056 [ukulele music] 249 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,650 [fumbling] 250 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,620 [sighs] 251 00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:56,822 Oh, Dot. Dot. 252 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,824 Oh, am I excited! Am I thrilled! 253 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:02,694 Am I all goose pimples! Am I? Am I? Well, of course I am. 254 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,029 - Oh, Millie! - Oh! 255 00:16:04,095 --> 00:16:05,464 I can hardly stand up. 256 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,732 - Put a chair under me, quick. - Here you are. 257 00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:10,334 Oh, now, I'm too excited. I can't sit down. 258 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,604 - But what's the matter? - He's on board. 259 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:13,572 Who's on board? 260 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,807 He is, too. I saw him myself. 261 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:18,410 What are you talking about? 262 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,285 Who's on board? What are you looking for? 263 00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:29,053 He's on board. My autograph book. 264 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,889 Dorothy, it was on top of the trunk. 265 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:32,924 Couldn't have walked away. Where'd you suppose-- 266 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,059 There it is. 267 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,459 - Oh, thank you. - Look. 268 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:38,030 For the last time, who's on board? 269 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,332 - Brooks Mason. - Oh, Brooks Mason. 270 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:44,169 Oh! I suppose that's peanuts to you. My dream man! 271 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,837 I'm going to meet him in person. 272 00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:50,575 And I warn you, if he makes one false move, I'm his. 273 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:53,011 You think it'll do you a lot of good 274 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,446 to throw yourself at him. 275 00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:57,181 Throw myself? If I thought it would do any good 276 00:16:57,249 --> 00:17:00,019 I'd have myself shot at him out of a canon. 277 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:15,067 - Boo. - If one can't have a.. 278 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:20,072 - Oh, how do you do? - Oh, I get it. 279 00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:23,407 You're just like all the movie stars, disguising yourself. 280 00:17:23,474 --> 00:17:26,410 - I beg your pardon. - Oh, come on! 281 00:17:26,477 --> 00:17:28,613 ♪ Stop beating around the mulberry bush ♪ 282 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,648 ♪ The mulberry bush the mulberry bush ♪♪ 283 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:33,151 Come on, Brooksie, I know you. Take it off. 284 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,719 [shouting] 285 00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:38,757 - Oh, it's a real beard. - Well, of course. 286 00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:41,627 - And you're not Brooks Mason? - Certainly not. 287 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:45,997 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry I pulled your beard! 288 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,066 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 289 00:17:48,132 --> 00:17:49,934 You know, my daddy's got a beard. 290 00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:51,136 Is that so? 291 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,571 And on account of his beard 292 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,406 he had a very dangerous operation. 293 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,674 Is that so? 294 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,544 Yeah, he got his whiskers caught in his zipper. 295 00:17:58,610 --> 00:17:59,977 In his zipper? 296 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:03,815 He put on this leather jacket, and he couldn't get it off. 297 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:07,986 Oh, I see. Yes, I'll bet that was a very dangerous operation. 298 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,722 Dangerous. Well, they had to put the instruments 299 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:13,825 down his throat and make the incision from the inside. 300 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,461 - Why? - Why! 301 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,896 Well, if they'd made it from the outside 302 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,298 they would have ruined his leather jacket. 303 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:24,068 Oh, I see. You're, you're not going? 304 00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:27,605 Let's go down to the bar and have a drink. 305 00:18:27,672 --> 00:18:29,607 Hey, pop, you're a fast worker. 306 00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:32,144 Well, I have to work fast. I'm getting old. 307 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,746 [laughing] 308 00:18:37,982 --> 00:18:40,184 I don't get it. 309 00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:44,822 [indistinct chattering] 310 00:18:44,889 --> 00:18:47,426 [peppy music] 311 00:19:00,238 --> 00:19:01,372 [tuning ukulele] 312 00:19:01,439 --> 00:19:03,307 ♪ My dog has fle-fleas ♪ 313 00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:06,110 ♪ My dog has fleas ♪ 314 00:19:06,177 --> 00:19:09,481 ♪ My dog has fleas ♪ 315 00:19:11,549 --> 00:19:15,153 ♪ My dog has fleas fleas ♪ 316 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,254 Got it! 317 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,723 [singing "Honolulu"] 318 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:21,326 ♪ I'm on my merry way I'm on a holiday ♪ 319 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:27,398 ♪ I mean I'm on my way to Honolulu ♪ 320 00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:29,834 ♪ The days just drift along ♪ 321 00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:31,870 ♪ The nights are filled of song ♪ 322 00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:37,442 ♪ I hope that I'm not wrong in Honolulu ♪ 323 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:42,614 ♪ I bought a ukulele ♪ 324 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:48,153 ♪ I practice on it daily ♪ 325 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:53,458 ♪ Sounds wicky wacky waily ♪ 326 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:59,330 ♪ My hula hula song ♪ 327 00:19:59,397 --> 00:20:01,933 ♪ I know it's gonna be ♪ 328 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:08,207 ♪ An awful blow to me unless I find romance in Honolulu ♪ 329 00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:14,045 ♪ I know just how it looks from the pretty picture books ♪ 330 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:18,850 ♪ So please don't disappoint me Honolulu ♪ 331 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:24,956 ♪ My Honolulu by the coral sea ♪♪ 332 00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:28,426 Come on, Miss March, get on the feet and do that, will you? 333 00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,727 - Mmm-mmm. Too many people. - Oh, they'd love it! 334 00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:33,298 - Oh, go on, Dorothy. - Please, Miss March. 335 00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:34,900 Oh, go on. 336 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,735 Well, alright, you're coming with me. 337 00:20:36,801 --> 00:20:39,471 Who, me? Oh, no! 338 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,742 [upbeat music] 339 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,613 ♪ I'm on my merry way ♪ 340 00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,149 ♪ I'm on a holiday ♪ 341 00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:57,254 ♪ I mean ♪ 342 00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:57,254 ♪ I'm on my way to Honolulu ♪ 343 00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,658 ♪ The days just drift along ♪ 344 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,892 ♪ The nights are filled with song ♪ 345 00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,028 ♪ I hope ♪ 346 00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:06,598 ♪ that I'm not wrong on Honolulu ♪ 347 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:11,803 ♪ I bought a ukulele ♪ 348 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:11,803 ♪ Bought a ukulele ♪ 349 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:15,372 ♪ I like to practice ♪ 350 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:15,372 ♪ I practice on it daily ♪ 351 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,475 ♪ Practice it on it daily ♪ 352 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,342 ♪ It sounds wicky wacky waily ♪ 353 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:22,147 ♪ I know that it sounds wicky wacky ♪ 354 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:27,551 ♪ My hula hula song ♪ 355 00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:30,154 ♪ I know it's gonna be ♪ 356 00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:31,823 ♪ An awful blow to me ♪ 357 00:21:31,889 --> 00:21:37,361 ♪ Unless ♪ 358 00:21:31,889 --> 00:21:37,361 ♪ I find romance in Honolulu ♪ 359 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,730 ♪ I know just how it looks ♪ 360 00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:42,300 ♪ From the pretty ♪ 361 00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:42,300 ♪ Picture books ♪ 362 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:46,071 ♪ Please don't disappoint me Honolulu ♪ 363 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:54,111 ♪ Why don't you meet us by the sea ♪ 364 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,715 [music continues] 365 00:22:35,086 --> 00:22:37,622 [music continues] 366 00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:03,048 [crowd cheering] 367 00:23:06,350 --> 00:23:08,052 - Isn't that wonderful? - Swell! 368 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,956 You know, she keeps spinning like that all the time. 369 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:12,957 And I'm always dizzy. 370 00:23:13,891 --> 00:23:15,560 Well, what are you puffing about? 371 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,662 Well, that's quite a workout. 372 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,098 Say, Dotty, I'm getting an awful empty feeling 373 00:23:20,164 --> 00:23:21,132 in my stomach. 374 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,467 Seasick? 375 00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:24,936 No, I guess it's something I didn't eat. 376 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:28,005 I suppose my exercise gave you an appetite. 377 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,777 Oh, what's the matter. Your tootsies hurt? 378 00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:36,047 Oh, come on, I'll help you. 379 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:37,582 Oh! 380 00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:40,585 Oh. 381 00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:44,655 I beg your pardon. I dropped a shoe down there. 382 00:23:44,722 --> 00:23:46,291 - Did you see it? - See it? 383 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,992 It hit me right between the eyes. 384 00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,462 Why don't you people look where you're throwing.. 385 00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:53,464 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Ah, that's alright. 386 00:23:53,531 --> 00:23:55,533 I was having a terrible dream anyway. 387 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,968 It's awfully nice that you to take it that way. 388 00:23:58,036 --> 00:23:59,704 Would you mind tossing it up? 389 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,740 I'll do better than that, I'll bring it up. 390 00:24:02,807 --> 00:24:05,377 You know, he's much nicer than I thought he'd be. 391 00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:07,812 - Who? Who? - Your dream man. 392 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:10,048 I just knocked him out of a dream. 393 00:24:10,114 --> 00:24:11,650 Mason? My Brooks Mason? 394 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:14,385 - Yes. Coming right up. - Coming up the stairs? 395 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:15,486 - To see us? - Mm-hmm. 396 00:24:15,553 --> 00:24:17,222 Like a personal appearance, like? 397 00:24:17,288 --> 00:24:22,126 Oh, Dorothy, feel my heart, my pulse, something has stopped. 398 00:24:22,193 --> 00:24:23,561 Maybe I'm dead. 399 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,629 Oh, Dorothy, will you do me a favor. 400 00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:27,164 Sure. What do you want? 401 00:24:27,231 --> 00:24:29,868 Let me be the Cinderella. Make believe it's my shoe. 402 00:24:29,934 --> 00:24:32,437 - Okay. - Thank you, Dorothy. 403 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:33,870 Oh, you and you're Brooks Mason. 404 00:24:33,938 --> 00:24:36,574 Oh, I'll never forget you for this. 405 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,676 Well, here you are. 406 00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:41,245 Thank you, but it really belongs to my friend. 407 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,448 This is Millicent De Grasse. 408 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:44,882 How you do, Miss De Grasse? 409 00:24:44,949 --> 00:24:48,720 Oh, just call me Millie, and cut De Grasse. 410 00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:50,554 Well, Cinderella, shall I put it on? 411 00:24:50,621 --> 00:24:52,590 Oh, I don't think it would suit you. 412 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,793 You better let me wear it. 413 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:02,300 Oh, it pinches. 414 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:06,303 - I think it fits like a glove. - Catcher's glove. 415 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,072 'Yeah, Dorothy.' 416 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:10,875 Say, would you like to see me dance? 417 00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:13,378 - Oh, you dance? - Oh, I'd be glad to. 418 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,745 Oh, I mean.. 419 00:25:15,813 --> 00:25:17,649 Uh, she sings, too. 420 00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:19,350 - Oh, professional? - That's right. 421 00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:22,486 We open next week at the hotel at Honolulu. 422 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:27,359 Oh, wouldn't it be nice if we could find a fellow for Dorothy. 423 00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:29,327 Poor Dorothy! 424 00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:32,630 Oh, so, Dorothy, hasn't got a fellow, huh? 425 00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,099 Poor Dorothy. 426 00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:36,533 Are you coming to the opening Mr. Mason? 427 00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:39,537 Mason? Well, my name is Smith, George Smith. 428 00:25:39,603 --> 00:25:42,106 George Smith? You're not Brooks Mason? 429 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,943 No, I'm just plain George Smith. 430 00:25:45,009 --> 00:25:46,911 Why, I can hardly believe that. 431 00:25:46,977 --> 00:25:48,346 You're the image of Brooks Mason. 432 00:25:48,412 --> 00:25:51,215 Been hearing that ever since he made a hit in pictures. 433 00:25:51,282 --> 00:25:53,617 I'm a constant disappointment to everybody. 434 00:25:53,684 --> 00:25:55,453 Are you sure you're not Brooks Mason? 435 00:25:55,519 --> 00:25:57,022 Oh, quite sure. 436 00:25:57,088 --> 00:26:00,692 Well, then you had a lot of nerve to ask me to dance. 437 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,899 Oh! I think I broke my ukulele. 438 00:26:17,775 --> 00:26:19,944 Soon as we get to Hawaii, I'll take you 439 00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:21,846 and show you my pineapples. 440 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:25,183 - Excuse me for laughing. - What's so funny about that? 441 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,752 It used to be etchings. 442 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,753 Ah, it's really a beautiful plantation. 443 00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:31,254 Lot's of pineapple. 444 00:26:31,322 --> 00:26:34,391 Pineapple bushes, pineapple trees, pineapple vines 445 00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:36,928 pineapple plants and...pineapples. 446 00:26:36,994 --> 00:26:40,365 In other words, wherever you look, there's pineapples. 447 00:26:40,431 --> 00:26:42,968 No. Wherever I look, there's you. 448 00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:45,870 I didn't realize it 449 00:26:45,936 --> 00:26:48,939 but I guess I've always wanted to meet a girl like you. 450 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:51,275 That's funny. You know, my mother told me 451 00:26:51,342 --> 00:26:54,745 that someday I'd meet a man like you. 452 00:26:54,812 --> 00:26:56,848 And what did you say? 453 00:26:56,914 --> 00:27:00,318 I said I'd be careful. 454 00:27:00,384 --> 00:27:02,620 That's one for you. 455 00:27:02,686 --> 00:27:04,722 Come on, tell me about Hawaii. 456 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:09,027 The real Hawaii that you know so well. 457 00:27:09,093 --> 00:27:13,598 Well, it's really so beautiful that I cant describe it. 458 00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:16,100 - Why? - Eh, uh.. 459 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:18,535 This is your first trip to Honolulu, isn't it? 460 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:19,971 Mm-hmm. 461 00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,239 It's the most beautiful place you've ever saw. 462 00:27:22,306 --> 00:27:26,444 - Well, tell me about it. - Eh, tell you about it. 463 00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:29,047 Well.. 464 00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:34,084 Well? 465 00:27:34,151 --> 00:27:36,887 "There's sunny days, romantic nights 466 00:27:36,954 --> 00:27:39,124 "where gentle breezes sway the spreading palms 467 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:43,861 "against the sky of softest blue. 468 00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:46,997 "Uh, the fragrance of the night 469 00:27:47,064 --> 00:27:50,768 "the rhythmic movement of the surf, to excite the senses. 470 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,671 - Go on. - Eh.. Go on. 471 00:27:53,738 --> 00:28:00,745 "Where the stars and moon lean through vast pineapple patches. 472 00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:04,514 An ideal vacation, a romantic honeymoon." 473 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:06,184 (Dorothy) 'A romantic honeymoon.' 474 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:10,354 Where "life preservers are under the sea". 475 00:28:10,421 --> 00:28:11,756 - Oh! - What? 476 00:28:11,822 --> 00:28:16,427 Well, where.. Well, where was I? 477 00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:19,930 - You were on a honeymoon. - Ah, were you with me? 478 00:28:19,997 --> 00:28:23,634 No. You left me in the pineapple patch. 479 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:26,971 Well, my dear, that's Hawaii. 480 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,141 - Uh, shall we dance? - Alright. 481 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,211 No, out here. Anyone can dance in the ballroom. 482 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:35,814 [ukulele music] 483 00:28:37,815 --> 00:28:40,351 [romantic music] 484 00:28:48,959 --> 00:28:50,461 Oh, Dorothy. Dorothy! 485 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,730 I just got a radiogram from my mother. 486 00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:54,999 - She's fine now. - Oh, I'm so glad. 487 00:28:55,065 --> 00:28:58,069 When we left home, I thought she'd never get over her fright. 488 00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:00,004 We nearly died until the doctor came. 489 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,472 What was the trouble? 490 00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:04,108 Well, she woke up one night and she looked down 491 00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:05,576 and both her feet were black. 492 00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:08,012 When the doctor came, he took off her stockings 493 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,380 and we all went back to bed. 494 00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:18,757 [siren wailing] 495 00:29:21,792 --> 00:29:24,329 Good evening, General Hospital. Yes, Mr. Mason's leaving today. 496 00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:26,831 Mr. Mason's fully recovered. He's leaving today. 497 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:28,166 What's that? 498 00:29:28,232 --> 00:29:30,902 No, you can't buy the bed he's slept in. 499 00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:33,537 This is a hospital, not a furniture store. 500 00:29:33,604 --> 00:29:35,006 Please don't bring me anymore. 501 00:29:35,072 --> 00:29:37,641 And you better start giving them away. 502 00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,443 Yes, Mr. Mason. 503 00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:40,744 Well, glamor pants.. 504 00:29:40,811 --> 00:29:42,379 Ooh! Hello, nursey. 505 00:29:42,446 --> 00:29:43,747 - Are you ready? - Yes. 506 00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:45,382 But what about that mob out there? 507 00:29:45,449 --> 00:29:47,418 I thought you said I was leaving secretly. 508 00:29:47,485 --> 00:29:50,655 Don't have a relapse, Brooksie. I've got everything fixed. 509 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,056 Oh, it's no use. 510 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,559 I'll never get through them. We've tried everything. 511 00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:57,195 When you took me in an ambulance, they got wise. 512 00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:59,230 But this time, I've got a great idea. 513 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:01,866 Leave it to me, I'll get you out this time. 514 00:30:01,932 --> 00:30:03,167 This way, boys. 515 00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:06,170 Right in here. Right there. Atta boy! 516 00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:08,205 Right down, by the bed there. That's it. 517 00:30:08,272 --> 00:30:10,139 What an idea! What an idea! 518 00:30:10,207 --> 00:30:12,109 Put it down there. That's it. 519 00:30:12,176 --> 00:30:13,644 Thank you very much. 520 00:30:13,710 --> 00:30:18,115 ♪ A tisket a tasket you're goin' out in a casket ♪♪ 521 00:30:18,182 --> 00:30:20,751 Oh, no no. You're not taking me in that box. 522 00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:22,352 - Why not? - That's a crazy idea! 523 00:30:22,419 --> 00:30:25,223 - I'm liable to get killed. - Now, listen, glamor pants. 524 00:30:25,289 --> 00:30:28,626 You heard of people killed in trains, planes and autos. 525 00:30:28,692 --> 00:30:32,330 But did you ever hear of anybody getting killed in a coffin? 526 00:30:32,396 --> 00:30:33,297 Well, I.. 527 00:30:33,363 --> 00:30:35,333 Alright then, get in, come on, get in. 528 00:30:35,399 --> 00:30:37,133 We've gotta make a personal appearance. 529 00:30:37,201 --> 00:30:38,703 [knock on door] Hurry! Hurry! 530 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,204 Well, give me a cigarette. 531 00:30:40,271 --> 00:30:43,040 This is a flying time you picked up for a cigarette. 532 00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:45,476 Well, there's the pack. Come on, get in there. 533 00:30:45,543 --> 00:30:47,644 Just a moment, please. 534 00:30:47,711 --> 00:30:48,979 [whispers] Give me a match. 535 00:30:49,046 --> 00:30:51,182 Here's the match. Get in. 536 00:30:53,918 --> 00:30:56,553 Come in. 537 00:31:00,624 --> 00:31:03,194 Will you take it easy, please, and don't drop him. 538 00:31:03,261 --> 00:31:06,264 Brother, we never drop 'em till we get to the hole. 539 00:31:28,719 --> 00:31:31,022 - Look! - Holy smoke! 540 00:31:31,722 --> 00:31:33,057 [people screaming] 541 00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:41,064 It's Brooks Mason, girls. Come on! 542 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,203 [women screaming] 543 00:31:46,937 --> 00:31:48,705 Cecelia! Cecelia, where are you? 544 00:31:48,772 --> 00:31:50,206 Cecelia? 545 00:31:50,274 --> 00:31:54,645 - Oh, where are you, Cecelia? - Ain't this crazy! 546 00:31:54,712 --> 00:31:58,917 Poor glamor pants! His fans finally got him. 547 00:32:00,484 --> 00:32:03,120 [peppy music] 548 00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:07,357 [man singing "This Night Will Be My Souvenir"] 549 00:32:07,424 --> 00:32:14,364 ♪ This night was made for dreaming ♪ 550 00:32:14,431 --> 00:32:21,272 ♪ This night was fashioned for you ♪ 551 00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:25,476 ♪ This night my arms and hold you ♪ 552 00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:29,514 Come on, dwarfy, it's off to work we go. 553 00:32:30,347 --> 00:32:35,119 ♪ And I adorn you ♪ 554 00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:41,492 ♪ This night is filled with music ♪ 555 00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:46,629 ♪ My heart will always hear ♪ 556 00:32:46,697 --> 00:32:50,200 ♪ Oh something ♪ 557 00:32:50,267 --> 00:32:53,337 ♪ Our sweet remembrance ♪ 558 00:32:53,404 --> 00:32:58,775 ♪ This night will be my souvenir ♪♪ 559 00:32:58,842 --> 00:33:01,379 [people applauding] 560 00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:12,357 s[orchestra music] 561 00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:21,499 [harp music] 562 00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:28,138 Oh, maestro, don't go away. 563 00:33:28,205 --> 00:33:30,241 Oh, don't be mad. 564 00:33:30,307 --> 00:33:31,908 Can you imagine that? 565 00:33:31,975 --> 00:33:34,945 That leader is, to say the least, a most peculiar fellow. 566 00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:37,715 [piano music] 567 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:40,684 He seems to know his instruments from piccolo to chappa. 568 00:33:40,751 --> 00:33:42,220 [cello music] 569 00:33:43,687 --> 00:33:46,689 He plays every composition and he plays in every key. 570 00:33:46,757 --> 00:33:48,693 [flute music] 571 00:33:50,394 --> 00:33:52,796 Can you explain his peculiarity, huh? 572 00:33:52,863 --> 00:33:53,964 Can you? 573 00:33:54,031 --> 00:33:55,666 [harp music] 574 00:33:58,236 --> 00:34:00,638 [singing "The Leader Doesn't Like Music"] 575 00:34:00,704 --> 00:34:03,274 ♪ The leader doesn't like music ♪ 576 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:06,209 & Ta ra ra ta ra ra ta ra ra ra ra & 577 00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:08,413 The leader doesn't like music? 578 00:34:08,478 --> 00:34:11,581 ♪ Ta ra ra ta ra ra ra ra ra ra ♪ 579 00:34:11,648 --> 00:34:14,652 ♪ Oh when he was a boy he never could enjoy ♪ 580 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,088 ♪ The fun that the other fellows had ♪ 581 00:34:17,154 --> 00:34:18,489 ♪ His father who was very stern ♪ 582 00:34:18,554 --> 00:34:19,889 ♪ Said it's music you must learn ♪ 583 00:34:19,956 --> 00:34:22,692 ♪ And that's what really made him mad ♪ 584 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,128 Oh! 585 00:34:24,194 --> 00:34:26,230 ♪ The leader doesn't like music ♪ 586 00:34:26,295 --> 00:34:29,299 & Ta ra ra ra ra ra ta ra ra ra ra ♪ 587 00:34:29,366 --> 00:34:32,036 ♪ So the people on the floor ♪ 588 00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:34,038 ♪ Maybe clamoring for more ♪ 589 00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:37,708 ♪ With his duffle in his hand he will have you understand ♪ 590 00:34:37,775 --> 00:34:40,411 ♪ That the leader doesn't like music ♪ 591 00:34:40,478 --> 00:34:43,614 ♪ And the leader doesn't like the band ♪ 592 00:34:51,322 --> 00:34:56,093 ♪ Would you like to buy my violins ♪ 593 00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,698 ♪ I've some very pretty violins ♪ 594 00:35:00,764 --> 00:35:04,368 ♪ They're the sweetest little violins ♪ 595 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:07,738 ♪ They're the cutest little violins ♪ 596 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,644 ♪ Won't you buy a violin ♪ 597 00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:17,781 ♪ Oh ♪ 598 00:35:17,848 --> 00:35:19,850 ♪ The leader doesn't like music ♪ 599 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:23,319 ♪ Ta ra ra ta ra ra ta ra ra ra ra ♪ 600 00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:25,523 Oh, the maestro, he's no like the music. 601 00:35:25,589 --> 00:35:28,225 ♪ Ta ra ra ta ra ra ra ra ra ra ♪ 602 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,926 (together) Well, what does he like? 603 00:35:29,993 --> 00:35:31,195 As if I didn't know. 604 00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:33,531 [whistles] 605 00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:36,467 ♪ Oh the leader doesn't like Opera ♪ 606 00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:37,735 ♪ Figaro ♪ 607 00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:37,735 ♪ Figaro ♪ 608 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:41,172 ♪ Figaro ♪ 609 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:41,172 ♪ Figaro so ♪ 610 00:35:41,238 --> 00:35:42,772 ♪ If you must then give us Martha ♪ 611 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,274 ♪ Figaro Figaro ♪ 612 00:35:44,341 --> 00:35:48,112 ♪ No Figaro ♪ 613 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:50,781 ♪ Figaro ♪ 614 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:50,781 ♪ Figaro ♪ 615 00:35:50,847 --> 00:35:53,517 ♪ The leader doesn't like Scotch songs ♪ 616 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:56,286 [singing in foreign language} 617 00:35:56,353 --> 00:35:58,890 ♪ Oh the leader doesn't like jazz jazz ♪ 618 00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:04,161 ♪ Pazzaz and jazz and razzmatazz ♪ 619 00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:07,031 - He hates a Bach staccato. - And he hates Bhram sonata. 620 00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:09,700 And a symphony by Hayden makes him swear. 621 00:36:09,766 --> 00:36:12,470 ♪ He despises Paganini or an opera by Rossini ♪ 622 00:36:12,536 --> 00:36:15,306 ♪ And a Strauss waltz makes him tear his hair ♪ 623 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:21,745 ♪ Oh the leader hates all kinds of music ♪ 624 00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:28,953 ♪ Ta ra ra a-ta ra ra ta ra ra ra ra ♪ 625 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:33,324 ♪ He doesn't like it sweet ♪ 626 00:36:33,390 --> 00:36:35,259 ♪ He doesn't like it hot ♪ 627 00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:37,694 ♪ With with with a stick in his hand ♪ 628 00:36:37,761 --> 00:36:39,329 ♪ He'll have you understand ♪ 629 00:36:39,396 --> 00:36:41,765 ♪ That the leader doesn't like music ♪ 630 00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:44,234 ♪ The maestro doesn't like the band boys ♪ 631 00:36:44,301 --> 00:36:46,537 ♪ And the band boys don't like the leader ♪ 632 00:36:46,603 --> 00:36:50,541 ♪ And the leader man doesn't like the band ♪♪ 633 00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:55,746 [audience applauding] 634 00:36:55,812 --> 00:36:57,381 And now, ladies and gentlemen.. 635 00:36:57,447 --> 00:36:58,749 ...Miss Dorothy March 636 00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:01,118 in her impersonation of Bill Robinson 637 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:02,252 the King of Harlem. 638 00:37:02,319 --> 00:37:04,956 [upbeat music] 639 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,671 [music continues] 640 00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:33,077 [music continues] 641 00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:00,904 [music continues] 642 00:39:11,614 --> 00:39:14,085 [audience applauding] 643 00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:21,525 [ukulele music] 644 00:39:37,407 --> 00:39:39,944 [indistinct chattering] 645 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:44,081 It's wonderful! 646 00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:46,216 The way those kids dove after those pennies! 647 00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:49,685 I ran out of pennies, and threw a five dollar gold piece in 648 00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:51,321 and they never knew the difference. 649 00:39:51,388 --> 00:39:52,556 [speaking in foreign language] 650 00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:53,991 Yes, we'll have some of these. 651 00:39:54,057 --> 00:39:56,225 Sure you don't want me to drop you off? 652 00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:58,695 No thanks, George. Someone from the hotel's meeting me. 653 00:39:58,762 --> 00:39:59,930 Mr. Smith, pardon me, sir. 654 00:39:59,997 --> 00:40:01,565 - Your luggage's right here. - Thank you. 655 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:03,701 Where is the boy with our bags, Millie? 656 00:40:03,767 --> 00:40:06,970 I didn't give him any. Thought we'd pack 'em tomorrow. 657 00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:09,739 Millie, come on. 658 00:40:09,806 --> 00:40:12,742 Dorothy! 659 00:40:12,809 --> 00:40:15,646 Tonight? 660 00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:24,687 - Hello. - Hello, Wong. 661 00:40:24,754 --> 00:40:26,389 Get the bag, will you? 662 00:40:26,456 --> 00:40:28,825 Well, it's good to be home again. 663 00:40:28,892 --> 00:40:31,662 Yes, sir. It certainly is. 664 00:40:31,728 --> 00:40:34,064 And it's nice to see you again, Wong. 665 00:40:34,130 --> 00:40:35,699 Me know. Me know. 666 00:40:35,765 --> 00:40:39,035 - Something wrong? - No. 667 00:40:39,102 --> 00:40:42,739 Ah, you took good care of the house while I was gone, Wong. 668 00:40:42,806 --> 00:40:45,475 - Everything as I left it. - Yup. 669 00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:46,777 And believe me, Wong. 670 00:40:46,843 --> 00:40:49,245 It's certainly good to be home again. 671 00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:52,283 Me know, me know. 672 00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:54,818 Peace and quiet. That's what I missed. 673 00:40:54,885 --> 00:40:57,955 The peace and quiet of my old home. 674 00:40:58,021 --> 00:41:00,357 Ah, it's good. 675 00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:02,893 Me know, me know. 676 00:41:02,959 --> 00:41:04,861 Hey, what is this "Me Know" business? 677 00:41:04,928 --> 00:41:07,330 Me know you Brooks Mason. 678 00:41:07,397 --> 00:41:09,633 Huh? 679 00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:28,651 - Oh. - I see you in movies. 680 00:41:28,718 --> 00:41:30,587 Yes, I'm Brooks Mason, the actor. 681 00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:34,291 I see you in movies. No actor. 682 00:41:34,358 --> 00:41:37,961 Oh, very funny. 683 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:41,198 But remember, from now on I'm not Brooks Mason, the actor. 684 00:41:41,264 --> 00:41:43,334 - I'm George Smith. - Me know, me know. 685 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,336 Whatever happens, whoever asks you, I'm George Smith. 686 00:41:46,403 --> 00:41:48,939 Me know, me know. 687 00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:52,542 Sorry, Mr. Grayson. All we have to report 688 00:41:52,609 --> 00:41:55,412 is that George Smith is back. Now, we'd advise you to-- 689 00:41:55,478 --> 00:41:59,783 When I want your advice, I'll ask for it. What should I do? 690 00:41:59,849 --> 00:42:03,086 - Issue a warrant. Lock him up. - Absolutely. You're right. 691 00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:05,988 I gave him $50,000 to close a deal. 692 00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:09,492 The deal disappears, the money disappears and he disappears. 693 00:42:09,559 --> 00:42:11,261 'Lock him up. But not now.' 694 00:42:11,328 --> 00:42:14,130 I don't want my daughter to know anything about it. Yet. 695 00:42:14,197 --> 00:42:16,366 'Say, maybe he came back to return the money.' 696 00:42:16,433 --> 00:42:20,137 He couldn't spend that amount of money in so short a time. 697 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:21,472 Or could he? 698 00:42:21,538 --> 00:42:24,741 - I'd lock him up tonight. - You're absolutely right. 699 00:42:24,808 --> 00:42:28,612 If he don't return that money by morning, he goes to jail. 700 00:42:28,678 --> 00:42:30,915 Good day, gentlemen. 701 00:42:33,784 --> 00:42:36,519 Wong, did you make that reservation for me for tonight? 702 00:42:36,586 --> 00:42:37,986 Wong make reservation for you. 703 00:42:38,054 --> 00:42:40,990 Cocktail for two, ring-side table for two. 704 00:42:41,057 --> 00:42:45,194 Dinner for two, after dinner, you are on your own. 705 00:42:45,261 --> 00:42:46,997 [laughing] 706 00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:49,633 - Who's that? - Mrs. Cece. 707 00:42:49,699 --> 00:42:51,635 Oh, Missy Cece. 708 00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:53,269 Hello, Missy Cece. 709 00:42:53,336 --> 00:42:56,772 (Cecelia) 'Hello, George.' 710 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,810 - Cecelia. - Darling. 711 00:43:07,684 --> 00:43:10,220 Why, George. You've changed. 712 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:24,034 I don't know what it is exactly, but you're different somehow. 713 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:25,636 Different? How? 714 00:43:25,702 --> 00:43:30,140 Well, you sort of take hold of things. 715 00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:32,875 Well, you said I needed a new approach. 716 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:35,879 Approach nothing. You've arrived. 717 00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:41,317 Cecelia, you're different too. 718 00:43:41,385 --> 00:43:43,854 I've never seen you looking more beautiful. 719 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,257 And I've missed you terribly. My mind was full of you. 720 00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:50,794 I kept subconsciously seeing you and hearing you 721 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,062 'and touching you.' 722 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,497 I can't believe it. Can this be you? 723 00:43:54,564 --> 00:43:58,902 The man of a few words and who stumbled over those? 724 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:01,705 Well, that's Hollywood you know, my dear. 725 00:44:01,771 --> 00:44:03,841 Hollywood, huh? 726 00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:05,876 I'll never forget one night at Joan Crawford's. 727 00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:07,211 Norma Shearer and I--- 728 00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:09,312 You met Joan Crawford and Norma Shearer? 729 00:44:09,379 --> 00:44:10,680 Oh yes, Norma and Myrna 730 00:44:10,747 --> 00:44:13,884 Myrna Loy, were with me all the time. 731 00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:16,919 Oh, no wonder you never got time to write to me. 732 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:19,590 Cecelia, I made up my mind when I left Hawaii 733 00:44:19,656 --> 00:44:21,558 that I would make myself worthy of you. 734 00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:25,896 I was determined to come back to you a different man. 735 00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:27,631 Who thought you how to kiss? 736 00:44:27,698 --> 00:44:30,334 Eh, Mickey Rooney. 737 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,936 Mickey Rooney? 738 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:35,605 You're not dressed. Aren't you coming over to the house? 739 00:44:35,672 --> 00:44:37,974 I was just going to...to bed. 740 00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:39,843 The trip sorta tired me out-- 741 00:44:39,909 --> 00:44:42,079 You can't go to bed. Everybody's waiting for you. 742 00:44:42,145 --> 00:44:45,248 And you ought to meet father. He'll be delighted to see you. 743 00:44:45,315 --> 00:44:46,984 - Yes-- - No buts about it. 744 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:50,888 Now, you hurry up and get dressed and come on over. 745 00:45:09,072 --> 00:45:12,176 No more rum in that one, Murphy. 746 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:17,346 Ah, the only cure for that is snakebite. 747 00:45:17,413 --> 00:45:24,387 No, no, no, no, Murphy. I'll serve these myself. 748 00:45:24,454 --> 00:45:25,589 [doorbell ringing] 749 00:45:25,656 --> 00:45:28,292 Never mind, Murphy, I'll do it. 750 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,330 - Good evening. - Good evening. 751 00:45:36,199 --> 00:45:39,869 Here you are, my good man. 752 00:45:39,936 --> 00:45:42,105 Would you mind if I have one of these? 753 00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:48,678 I think I'm gonna need it. 754 00:45:48,745 --> 00:45:50,848 What is that? A Hawaiian Mickey? 755 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:53,083 You lose your job here you'll starve to death. 756 00:45:53,150 --> 00:45:56,153 - Why-- - Ah-ah-ah. 757 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:01,224 Clumsy old duck, aren't you? 758 00:46:01,290 --> 00:46:02,826 Say, look here, young fellow. 759 00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:05,095 Well, doesn't George look wonderful, father? 760 00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:09,500 He's turned out to be quiet a practical joker. 761 00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:15,404 Well, what's the matter with father? 762 00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:18,708 Well, he's your father. You oughta know. 763 00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:21,778 Say, Homer, it took you long enough to make that drink. 764 00:46:21,845 --> 00:46:23,480 What did you use? An eye dropper? 765 00:46:23,546 --> 00:46:26,348 Well, here they come. They look mighty handsome together too. 766 00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:29,052 [indiscrete chattering] 767 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:30,954 - How are you doing? - Hello. 768 00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:32,989 What is this? Something new for the tropics? 769 00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:35,325 Evening clothes to call on the old folks? 770 00:46:35,392 --> 00:46:36,960 Eh, well, just a habit. 771 00:46:37,027 --> 00:46:38,595 A little something he acquired in Hollywood. 772 00:46:38,662 --> 00:46:41,698 Hollywood? Oh, well. We're lucky he came back at all. 773 00:46:41,765 --> 00:46:44,334 Ah, I stayed as long as my money lasted. 774 00:46:44,401 --> 00:46:46,669 (Cecelia) 'And of course you remember the Bradys.' 775 00:46:46,736 --> 00:46:47,971 - Oh, George. - Mrs. Brady. 776 00:46:48,038 --> 00:46:49,472 I haven't seen you in years. 777 00:46:49,539 --> 00:46:53,210 Why, George, we had tea together just before you went away. 778 00:46:53,276 --> 00:46:57,013 Oh, yes. Well, it just seemed like years. 779 00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,049 Sit right down here and tell us all about Hollywood. 780 00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:03,052 He can tell you plenty. He hob-knobbed with the biggest. 781 00:47:03,119 --> 00:47:06,056 Shearer, Crawford, Loy. 782 00:47:06,122 --> 00:47:10,060 I rented Greta Garbo's house and got all her telephone calls. 783 00:47:10,126 --> 00:47:12,129 Young man, don't you think you're rather extravagant? 784 00:47:12,195 --> 00:47:14,797 Renting an expensive home like Greta Garbo's? 785 00:47:14,864 --> 00:47:18,568 Well, easy come easy go. 786 00:47:18,634 --> 00:47:21,571 Homer, he's right. You can't take it with you. 787 00:47:21,638 --> 00:47:23,273 Well, he did. 788 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:25,342 He didn't bring any back, I'll bet. 789 00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:28,244 I'll bet. 790 00:47:28,311 --> 00:47:30,980 Tell me George, did you meet your twin? Brooks Mason. 791 00:47:31,047 --> 00:47:33,816 Oh, yes, we were practically inseparable. 792 00:47:33,883 --> 00:47:36,218 He even let me use one of his cars. 793 00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:39,055 Not the $8000 Dusenberg I've been hearing so much about. 794 00:47:39,122 --> 00:47:42,259 Yes, and I liked it so well, I bought one myself. 795 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,363 Father. 796 00:47:49,265 --> 00:47:51,401 ♪ My dog has fleas ♪ 797 00:47:52,335 --> 00:47:55,472 ♪ My dog has fleas fleas ♪ 798 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:59,141 You see. The dog's alright, but the fleas are outta tune. 799 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,344 ♪ My dog has fleas ♪ 800 00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:04,181 - Will you stop that? - Oh, please, Dorothy. 801 00:48:04,247 --> 00:48:05,815 Just because your date is late 802 00:48:05,882 --> 00:48:07,784 you don't have to get all nervous. 803 00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:10,320 After all, maybe his car ran off a cliff. 804 00:48:10,386 --> 00:48:13,390 Maybe he hit a truck. Or maybe he ran over a bridge. 805 00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:15,725 Maybe he had an accident. That would delay him. 806 00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:19,362 Sure, and maybe he's sitting up with a sick pineapple. 807 00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:22,232 Well, I guess it was just one of those cruise romances. 808 00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:24,401 I'm not hanging around in this anymore. 809 00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:26,236 [phone ringing] 810 00:48:26,303 --> 00:48:28,270 Hello? It's him. 811 00:48:28,338 --> 00:48:30,707 Well, it's too late. I've retired. 812 00:48:30,774 --> 00:48:32,008 Goodbye, George. 813 00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:34,910 All I can say is that. For the best man alive. 814 00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:36,212 I tried that once. 815 00:48:36,279 --> 00:48:38,715 All I got was a waiter. 816 00:48:38,781 --> 00:48:44,721 Ho hum. So here we are in romantic Hawaii. Ha ha ha. 817 00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:46,356 What's so romantic about it? 818 00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:48,524 Oh, don't let it upset you, Dorothy. 819 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:49,559 Don't worry, I won't. 820 00:48:49,626 --> 00:48:51,995 There are plenty of other fish in the sea. 821 00:48:52,061 --> 00:48:53,930 Well, that maybe alright for you. 822 00:48:53,997 --> 00:48:56,165 But I'm not the bait I used to be. 823 00:48:56,232 --> 00:48:58,634 If you wanna go out, don't let me stop you. 824 00:48:58,701 --> 00:49:01,204 What and leave you alone? I should say not. 825 00:49:01,270 --> 00:49:03,940 Anyway, I don't think my boyfriend likes me anymore. 826 00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:06,276 Oh, so you found a friend already? 827 00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:08,044 Well, he's not exactly a friend. 828 00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:10,346 I met him in the elevator. 829 00:49:10,413 --> 00:49:12,615 And he said, "Where you going tonight, girlie?" 830 00:49:12,682 --> 00:49:14,250 And I said, "Third floor." 831 00:49:14,318 --> 00:49:17,320 And he said then, "How about doing downstairs for a bite?" 832 00:49:17,387 --> 00:49:19,622 So we went downstairs and I bit him. 833 00:49:19,689 --> 00:49:20,656 [knocking on door] 834 00:49:20,723 --> 00:49:21,924 Who is it? 835 00:49:21,991 --> 00:49:23,726 (George) 'A message for Ms. March.' 836 00:49:23,793 --> 00:49:25,194 Please slip it under the door. 837 00:49:25,261 --> 00:49:27,130 'I can't. It's on my heart.' 838 00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:29,933 Well, you're not gonna leave him out there. 839 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,169 - No, no, no. - Oh, come back here. 840 00:49:33,236 --> 00:49:35,205 Didn't I just see you on the phone? 841 00:49:35,271 --> 00:49:37,674 Oh, Dorothy, I'm terribly sorry to be so late. 842 00:49:37,741 --> 00:49:41,378 - Did I keep you waiting long? - No, we just got into the room. 843 00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:43,546 We still have our date, haven't we? 844 00:49:43,613 --> 00:49:46,850 Well, it's rather late. In fact, I was just going to bed. 845 00:49:46,916 --> 00:49:51,021 How do you like that night gown she's wearing? 846 00:49:51,087 --> 00:49:52,289 Who's side are you on? 847 00:49:52,356 --> 00:49:54,457 Oh, come on, honey. Don't be angry. 848 00:49:54,524 --> 00:49:58,594 I've hired a special moon, just for tonight. Let's go. 849 00:49:58,661 --> 00:50:02,899 Oh, will it be alright to walk out on M-I-L-L-I-E? 850 00:50:02,965 --> 00:50:04,901 Or will she get M-A-D? 851 00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,836 Of course, I won't get drunk. 852 00:50:06,903 --> 00:50:10,939 Wait till I get my ukulele and I'll be right with you. 853 00:50:11,007 --> 00:50:12,342 [Hawaiian music] 854 00:50:51,948 --> 00:50:53,216 It's lovely, George. 855 00:50:53,283 --> 00:50:55,185 Which hoola is it? 856 00:50:55,251 --> 00:50:56,953 Oh, it's just a hoola. 857 00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:59,021 Well, what does it mean? 858 00:50:59,088 --> 00:51:00,323 After living here so long 859 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:02,924 you don't know that the hoola tells a story? 860 00:51:02,992 --> 00:51:04,661 Oh, the story. 861 00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:10,733 Well, that hoola tells the story of.. 862 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,303 ...two lonely tradewinds. 863 00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:16,606 Long, long ago they blew into the islands. 864 00:51:16,673 --> 00:51:18,140 Two of them? Here? 865 00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:19,509 And lonely. 866 00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:22,345 That is, they were lonely before they met. 867 00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:24,614 And he fell in love with her. 868 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,450 I suppose the tall handsome trade wind 869 00:51:27,516 --> 00:51:30,487 knew was a great love and would last forever and ever. 870 00:51:30,553 --> 00:51:31,721 Naturally. 871 00:51:31,788 --> 00:51:34,424 You see, he'd blown into so many other ports 872 00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:37,427 and he'd known so many other girls.. 873 00:51:37,493 --> 00:51:40,496 So many other trade winds. That he knew 874 00:51:40,563 --> 00:51:43,099 in the blink of one of her lashes 875 00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:46,503 that she was the one. 876 00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:49,038 But the little trade wind had an unfortunate habit 877 00:51:49,105 --> 00:51:52,709 of taking everything he said very lightly. 878 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:56,846 Well, maybe she had to take them lightly. 879 00:51:56,913 --> 00:52:01,184 Maybe she wanted to find out if the tall handsome trade wind 880 00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:03,587 was really real. 881 00:52:03,653 --> 00:52:05,087 Wouldn't just.. 882 00:52:05,154 --> 00:52:10,560 ...well, just blow about things and then vanish into thin air. 883 00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:12,395 Maybe she wanted him to be real 884 00:52:12,462 --> 00:52:16,599 more than she ever wanted anything in all her life. 885 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:19,202 Maybe she.. 886 00:52:27,243 --> 00:52:30,580 Dorothy, I have something to tell you. 887 00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:33,149 But.. 888 00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:35,785 ...I don't know how to begin. 889 00:52:35,852 --> 00:52:37,687 Can it wait? 890 00:52:37,753 --> 00:52:39,021 It's about me. 891 00:52:39,088 --> 00:52:42,058 Oh, I know all about you. 892 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:46,062 You haven't fooled me one bit. 893 00:52:46,129 --> 00:52:48,731 I've had operator 36 looking you up. 894 00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:51,334 And he tells me you're a prince or something 895 00:52:51,401 --> 00:52:53,103 from a little kingdom in the Balkans. 896 00:52:53,169 --> 00:52:56,571 You've come all the way by foot to ask for my hand. 897 00:52:56,639 --> 00:52:57,440 I know. 898 00:52:57,506 --> 00:52:59,607 I was in a show about that once. 899 00:52:59,675 --> 00:53:02,211 No, seriously. I'm afraid it wouldn't work. 900 00:53:02,278 --> 00:53:04,680 In a few weeks you'll go back to the mainland. 901 00:53:04,747 --> 00:53:07,350 You go on with your dancing, your career. 902 00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:10,252 I'll be left here with a memory and a few pineapples. 903 00:53:10,319 --> 00:53:12,488 We'll work it out someway, darling. 904 00:53:12,555 --> 00:53:16,493 But it would be so much better if I were an actor. 905 00:53:16,559 --> 00:53:18,094 Someone in your business. 906 00:53:18,161 --> 00:53:21,264 For example, someone like Robert Taylor 907 00:53:21,331 --> 00:53:23,233 or maybe Brooks Mason. 908 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:27,236 No, no, I wouldn't care for Brooks Mason. 909 00:53:27,303 --> 00:53:31,374 You wouldn't care for Brooks Mason? 910 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,242 I like George Smith. 911 00:53:33,309 --> 00:53:35,511 He's down to earth and real. 912 00:53:35,578 --> 00:53:38,080 Brooks Mason might be down to earth and real too. 913 00:53:38,147 --> 00:53:42,685 No, men like Mason are self centered and egotistical 914 00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:45,355 No, George. I'll take you. 915 00:53:45,422 --> 00:53:50,860 And we'll give Brooks Mason back to the Indians. 916 00:53:50,927 --> 00:53:52,262 Yoo-hoo! 917 00:54:05,241 --> 00:54:07,243 Just say.. You can't come in. 918 00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:09,512 - Mr. Smith see nobody. - Oh, is that so? 919 00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:11,147 - Hello, George. - Good morning, Gentlemen. 920 00:54:11,213 --> 00:54:12,548 Are you George Smith? 921 00:54:12,615 --> 00:54:14,549 Gotta ask you that, George, legal formality. 922 00:54:14,617 --> 00:54:17,153 Legal formality? Why? 923 00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:18,788 Got a little warrant here for you. 924 00:54:18,855 --> 00:54:21,124 - For me? - I said you, didn't I? 925 00:54:21,190 --> 00:54:22,559 Yes, but.. 926 00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:25,594 You mean, you have a warrant for George Smith? 927 00:54:25,661 --> 00:54:28,230 Look, George, let's start all over again. 928 00:54:28,297 --> 00:54:31,801 - Are you George Smith? - Well, I.. 929 00:54:31,868 --> 00:54:33,169 - Don't you know? - Surely. 930 00:54:33,235 --> 00:54:34,904 - Well? - But I'm not telling. 931 00:54:34,971 --> 00:54:37,840 Alright then, we'll have to arrest you on suspicion. 932 00:54:37,907 --> 00:54:38,941 Suspicion of what? 933 00:54:39,008 --> 00:54:41,743 - Of being George Smith. - Now, just a minute. 934 00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:43,580 You tell me what the warrant's for 935 00:54:43,646 --> 00:54:45,815 and I'll tell you if I'm George Smith. 936 00:54:45,882 --> 00:54:47,083 Now, isn't that nice. 937 00:54:47,150 --> 00:54:49,919 Listen buddy, we're not trying to sell you this warrant. 938 00:54:49,986 --> 00:54:52,321 We're givin' it away. 939 00:54:52,388 --> 00:54:53,523 What's it for? 940 00:54:53,590 --> 00:54:56,026 For stealing $50,000. 941 00:54:56,092 --> 00:54:59,429 - I'm not George Smith. - He's not George Smith. 942 00:54:59,495 --> 00:55:00,895 No, I'm Brooks Mason. 943 00:55:00,963 --> 00:55:02,298 Cut it out, George. 944 00:55:02,365 --> 00:55:03,732 I've known you as a kid. 945 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,569 You coming peaceably or do I slap the cuffs on you? 946 00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:08,070 Now, just a minute gentlemen. 947 00:55:08,137 --> 00:55:10,172 I can prove my identity. 948 00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:13,243 Wong, come here a minute. 949 00:55:13,309 --> 00:55:15,878 Tell these men who I really am. 950 00:55:15,945 --> 00:55:18,380 He George Smith. 951 00:55:18,447 --> 00:55:19,849 No, no, Wong. 952 00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:21,785 Tell them the truth. You understand? 953 00:55:21,851 --> 00:55:23,053 The real truth. 954 00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:25,388 Me know ever since you was a kid. 955 00:55:25,455 --> 00:55:28,157 You Mr. George Smith. 956 00:55:28,224 --> 00:55:30,059 Let me out of here! 957 00:55:30,126 --> 00:55:32,061 Lower your tone! 958 00:55:32,128 --> 00:55:34,863 - It's a mistake, I tell you. - Your mistake, not mine. 959 00:55:34,930 --> 00:55:36,899 At least let me make a phone call. 960 00:55:36,966 --> 00:55:39,535 - You got a nickel? - I wanna call New York. 961 00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:41,571 My friend, he'll clear me in a minute. 962 00:55:41,638 --> 00:55:43,272 Look, this is a jail. 963 00:55:43,339 --> 00:55:44,940 You get food, that's all. 964 00:55:45,007 --> 00:55:47,977 No phone calls, no horse back rides and no pillow fights. 965 00:55:51,547 --> 00:55:52,515 He's not good! 966 00:55:52,582 --> 00:55:54,383 - He's a thief. - He is not. 967 00:55:54,450 --> 00:55:55,884 I told you that! 968 00:55:55,951 --> 00:55:58,121 George would never do a thing like that. 969 00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,422 I know him too. 970 00:55:59,489 --> 00:56:02,258 I also know when a man steals $50,000 from me. 971 00:56:02,325 --> 00:56:04,093 I don't believe it. You never liked him. 972 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,828 You're doing this to keep us from marrying. 973 00:56:06,896 --> 00:56:09,031 Don't you talk to me like that. 974 00:56:09,098 --> 00:56:10,366 I'm older than you. 975 00:56:10,433 --> 00:56:11,801 Then you should know he's innocent. 976 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,503 - He's not! - He is! 977 00:56:13,569 --> 00:56:15,738 If you were in love with him you'd know. 978 00:56:15,805 --> 00:56:17,573 If so, why did he run away? 979 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,908 He didn't run away. I sent him away. 980 00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:21,343 You sent him? Why? 981 00:56:21,410 --> 00:56:23,413 We had a quarrel and I told him 982 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,648 he was a dull, stupid, naive farmer. 983 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:27,317 So he went to Hollywood. 984 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:30,653 - To become a man. - To become a man. 985 00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:34,357 Well, nobody's gonna spend my money on movie actresses. 986 00:56:34,424 --> 00:56:35,759 Unless it's me. 987 00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:41,297 Pardon the intrusion, Master George. 988 00:56:41,364 --> 00:56:44,567 There's a young lady here. Shall I tell her you're in. 989 00:56:44,634 --> 00:56:46,202 - Yes, send her in. - Thank you, sir. 990 00:56:46,269 --> 00:56:50,439 Okay, miss. You're certainly making this jail a success. 991 00:56:50,507 --> 00:56:51,941 - Dorothy. - Darling. 992 00:56:52,008 --> 00:56:54,778 - I'm glad to see you. - I called and Wong told me. 993 00:56:54,844 --> 00:56:57,614 - It's not true? - Of course not. It's a mistake. 994 00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,915 - Oh, I'm go glad. - Sit down, will you. 995 00:56:59,982 --> 00:57:03,052 If anything further, Master George, just ring. 996 00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:07,089 I'll get it if I have to break the door down to do it. 997 00:57:07,156 --> 00:57:09,191 Now, try to follow me. 998 00:57:09,258 --> 00:57:10,725 George Smith maybe a thief. 999 00:57:10,793 --> 00:57:12,495 He may have stolen the money. 1000 00:57:12,561 --> 00:57:14,764 But I am not George Smith. 1001 00:57:14,831 --> 00:57:15,598 What? 1002 00:57:15,665 --> 00:57:17,033 I'm Brooks Mason. 1003 00:57:17,099 --> 00:57:18,567 - Brooks Mason? - Yes. 1004 00:57:18,634 --> 00:57:21,104 Look, George, we'll get out of this somehow. 1005 00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:22,471 But don't lie to me. 1006 00:57:22,538 --> 00:57:24,707 If you didn't take the money you'll be cleared. 1007 00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:26,509 Don't involve somebody you don't know 1008 00:57:26,575 --> 00:57:27,944 just because you look like him. 1009 00:57:28,011 --> 00:57:30,647 Look like him? I am him. I'm Mason. 1010 00:57:30,713 --> 00:57:32,482 I tried to tell you last night. 1011 00:57:32,548 --> 00:57:34,549 Mason's in New York. You told me that. 1012 00:57:34,617 --> 00:57:36,385 I read it in the ships news. 1013 00:57:36,452 --> 00:57:38,521 Well, I lied to you about that. 1014 00:57:38,588 --> 00:57:39,922 And the paper lied too? 1015 00:57:39,988 --> 00:57:41,756 Well, the paper wasn't exactly lying-- 1016 00:57:41,824 --> 00:57:43,759 Of course, it wasn't. But you are. 1017 00:57:43,826 --> 00:57:45,528 Please come clean with me, George. 1018 00:57:45,595 --> 00:57:47,163 Whatever you did, I'll stick by you. 1019 00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:50,333 - But tell me the truth. - I am telling you the truth. 1020 00:57:50,399 --> 00:57:51,834 I don't believe you. 1021 00:57:51,901 --> 00:57:54,803 - Oh, listen to me please. - Officer, I'm ready to go now. 1022 00:57:54,870 --> 00:57:56,873 - Dorothy, please. - Open this thing, will you? 1023 00:57:56,939 --> 00:57:58,807 Dorothy, don't go. Please listen to me. 1024 00:57:58,874 --> 00:58:00,442 Let me tell you what happened. 1025 00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:02,077 I'm not George Smith, I'm Brooks Mason. 1026 00:58:02,144 --> 00:58:04,245 How can you lie like that, George? 1027 00:58:04,313 --> 00:58:07,083 Why, I've known you since you were a little kid. 1028 00:58:12,488 --> 00:58:14,022 Well, young lady.. 1029 00:58:14,090 --> 00:58:16,859 ...to whom am I indebted for the honor of this visit? 1030 00:58:16,925 --> 00:58:20,763 - What? - To whom am I indebted? 1031 00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:22,966 You just said that. 1032 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:25,602 Yes, I know. 1033 00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:27,770 Whom have I the pleasure of addressing? 1034 00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:29,972 Me. Who else is here? 1035 00:58:30,039 --> 00:58:31,607 But who are you? 1036 00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:33,609 Oh, I'm Millie De Grasse. 1037 00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:36,546 De Grasse? De Grasse? 1038 00:58:36,613 --> 00:58:40,149 - Those are my two brothers. - Two broth.. 1039 00:58:40,216 --> 00:58:41,584 What can I do for you? 1040 00:58:41,651 --> 00:58:44,153 Well, it's a long story, sit down. 1041 00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:48,223 - I am sitting down. - Oh, never mind then. 1042 00:58:48,290 --> 00:58:50,792 Mr. Grayson, you're one of the most influential men 1043 00:58:50,859 --> 00:58:52,261 on the island, aren't you? 1044 00:58:52,328 --> 00:58:53,529 Well, I-- 1045 00:58:53,596 --> 00:58:55,565 We would like you to sign a petition 1046 00:58:55,632 --> 00:58:58,768 to spring an innocent man from the cooler. 1047 00:58:58,835 --> 00:59:00,670 Well, if you're sure he's innocent 1048 00:59:00,736 --> 00:59:02,805 I'd be the first to sign that petition. 1049 00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:05,741 Oh, why I knew you would. I just knew you would. 1050 00:59:05,808 --> 00:59:07,977 What's the mans name? 1051 00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:11,346 Sign the petition first and we'll fill in the name later. 1052 00:59:11,413 --> 00:59:13,382 Oh no, no, no. I should say not. 1053 00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:14,850 I must know his name. 1054 00:59:14,917 --> 00:59:17,486 Oh, I'm sorry, I can't tell you the man's name. 1055 00:59:17,553 --> 00:59:19,421 But George Smith wouldn't steal anything. 1056 00:59:19,488 --> 00:59:20,990 What? 1057 00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:23,491 You want to release a man that robbed me 1058 00:59:23,559 --> 00:59:24,727 of $50,000. 1059 00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:26,696 Well, why not? It's a worthy cause. 1060 00:59:26,762 --> 00:59:28,064 Worthy cause? 1061 00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:30,299 George smith is where he belongs, in jail. 1062 00:59:30,365 --> 00:59:31,700 He's an honest man. 1063 00:59:31,767 --> 00:59:34,470 Well, young lady, let me tell you something. 1064 00:59:34,537 --> 00:59:37,939 He took my money to close a deal with a man called Jones. 1065 00:59:38,007 --> 00:59:40,977 Now he can't produce the deal, he can't produce the money 1066 00:59:41,044 --> 00:59:42,812 and he can't produce Jones. 1067 00:59:42,878 --> 00:59:44,647 Why? Because there is no Jones. 1068 00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:46,482 Oh, well, that shows what you know. 1069 00:59:46,549 --> 00:59:47,616 There is a Jones. 1070 00:59:47,683 --> 00:59:48,650 How do you know? 1071 00:59:48,717 --> 00:59:51,553 Because I'm Mrs. Jones. 1072 00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:53,822 Are you telling me the truth? 1073 00:59:53,889 --> 00:59:55,391 Would I lie to you? 1074 00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:56,926 Oh, Mr. Grayson. 1075 00:59:56,992 --> 01:00:00,029 You don't know what it's like to live with a crook. 1076 01:00:00,095 --> 01:00:03,131 To sleep every night with a gun under your husbands pillow. 1077 01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:04,767 You don't know what it's like 1078 01:00:04,834 --> 01:00:06,868 to kiss your husband goodbye every morning 1079 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:10,138 and not know whether he'll come home for dinner, dead or alive. 1080 01:00:10,205 --> 01:00:13,008 Mr. Grayson, you got the wrong man in Jail. 1081 01:00:13,075 --> 01:00:16,845 Mr. Jones is the biggest crook I ever see-- 1082 01:00:16,912 --> 01:00:18,680 Mr. Jones to see you, sir. 1083 01:00:21,049 --> 01:00:25,621 - Mr. Grayson, Clifford Jones. - How do you do? 1084 01:00:25,688 --> 01:00:28,457 What's this I hear about putting George Smith in Jail? 1085 01:00:28,524 --> 01:00:29,924 I'm afraid you're mistaken. 1086 01:00:29,992 --> 01:00:31,861 You can be sued for false arrest. 1087 01:00:31,928 --> 01:00:35,330 Well, I know. He had nothing to show for the money. 1088 01:00:35,397 --> 01:00:36,732 And you couldn't be found. 1089 01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:38,601 Well, of course, I couldn't be found. 1090 01:00:38,667 --> 01:00:40,236 After I closed the deal. 1091 01:00:40,302 --> 01:00:41,671 I went for a cruise. 1092 01:00:41,737 --> 01:00:43,706 I see no reason for all this confusion. 1093 01:00:43,772 --> 01:00:44,940 I gave him a receipt. 1094 01:00:45,007 --> 01:00:46,408 - You did? - Yes. 1095 01:00:46,475 --> 01:00:49,312 I've got the papers here, all signed and sealed. 1096 01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:51,247 And another thing, Grayson. 1097 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:55,183 I thought George was handling this deal for you. 1098 01:00:55,251 --> 01:00:57,520 You old skin bag. 1099 01:00:57,586 --> 01:01:00,589 Well, I just dropped in to clear up this situation. 1100 01:01:00,656 --> 01:01:03,326 I'd better be running along. Good bye. 1101 01:01:03,392 --> 01:01:06,060 Well, aren't you gonna say hello to Mrs. Jones? 1102 01:01:06,128 --> 01:01:07,930 That's what I'm gonna do right now. 1103 01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:09,799 She's waiting for me at the hotel. 1104 01:01:09,865 --> 01:01:11,067 Good bye. 1105 01:01:19,241 --> 01:01:21,810 Would you like to see a card trick, Mr. Grayson? 1106 01:01:21,877 --> 01:01:23,112 A card trick? 1107 01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:27,450 Oh, well, if you want the truth, I told a lie. 1108 01:01:27,516 --> 01:01:29,919 You told a lie. 1109 01:01:29,986 --> 01:01:31,853 Oh, well, it doesn't matter now. 1110 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,655 I'm so happy for Cecilia. 1111 01:01:33,722 --> 01:01:35,257 - Who's Cecilia? - My daughter. 1112 01:01:35,324 --> 01:01:37,493 George and she have been engaged for years. 1113 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,395 George is gonna marry your daughter. 1114 01:01:39,462 --> 01:01:41,830 I'm sure they'll both be very grateful to you 1115 01:01:41,897 --> 01:01:43,332 for your interest. 1116 01:01:43,398 --> 01:01:44,633 Oh! 1117 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,935 - Oh! - Well, what's the matter? 1118 01:01:47,002 --> 01:01:49,705 Oh, I wish I was a contortionist. 1119 01:01:49,772 --> 01:01:52,808 I'd kick myself all the way home. 1120 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:53,843 [knocking on door] 1121 01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:56,478 - Come in. - Darling. 1122 01:01:56,545 --> 01:01:57,646 Darling, I'm out. 1123 01:01:57,713 --> 01:01:59,448 Yes, I know. Millie told me. 1124 01:01:59,515 --> 01:02:00,716 Well, isn't it great? 1125 01:02:00,783 --> 01:02:02,718 Yes, she also told me about Cecelia. 1126 01:02:02,785 --> 01:02:03,752 That's great too. 1127 01:02:03,819 --> 01:02:04,921 - Cecelia? - Yes. 1128 01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:06,655 The girl you're going to marry. 1129 01:02:06,722 --> 01:02:10,092 I'm not going to marry Cecelia, I only met her last night. 1130 01:02:10,158 --> 01:02:12,694 Well, that's time enough for you. 1131 01:02:12,761 --> 01:02:13,963 She's engaged to George Smith. 1132 01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:16,765 I know, and you're not George Smith. 1133 01:02:16,832 --> 01:02:18,334 No, I'm Brooks Mason. 1134 01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,935 Oh, Brooks Mason. 1135 01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:22,204 Then let me be the first to congratulate you 1136 01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:25,040 on your engagement to Gale Brewster. 1137 01:02:25,107 --> 01:02:26,142 What? 1138 01:02:30,212 --> 01:02:33,248 Brooks Mason, the movie star admitted to me personally 1139 01:02:33,315 --> 01:02:35,284 that he's going to marry Gale Brewster-- 1140 01:02:35,351 --> 01:02:36,919 Let me see that. 1141 01:02:36,985 --> 01:02:39,121 - That George Smith did that. - Oh, no. 1142 01:02:39,188 --> 01:02:41,390 George Smith is engaged to Cecelia. 1143 01:02:41,457 --> 01:02:44,159 - He gave out that story. - Now, wait a minute. 1144 01:02:44,226 --> 01:02:46,762 If George Smith is engaged to Cecelia 1145 01:02:46,829 --> 01:02:48,797 And Brooks Mason is engaged to Gale Booster 1146 01:02:48,864 --> 01:02:50,832 couldn't you be Joe Dokes or Simple Simon. 1147 01:02:50,899 --> 01:02:52,868 Or maybe Patte Deforga.. 1148 01:02:52,935 --> 01:02:54,736 I really don't care who you are. 1149 01:02:54,803 --> 01:02:57,205 Please don't annoy me anymore. 1150 01:02:57,273 --> 01:03:01,043 Oh, Dorothy, please let me explain it to you. 1151 01:03:01,109 --> 01:03:04,046 Oh, Dorothy, Dorothy, let me talk with-- 1152 01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:05,381 It's better you don't talk. 1153 01:03:05,447 --> 01:03:07,616 The less you say, the less you take back. 1154 01:03:07,683 --> 01:03:09,885 - But I'm Brook-- - You ought to be ashamed. 1155 01:03:09,952 --> 01:03:13,355 Everyone in this world is one person and you have to be two. 1156 01:03:13,422 --> 01:03:15,591 - And both of them no good. - Now, listen, here-- 1157 01:03:15,657 --> 01:03:18,527 And chances are you're somebody else, some place else 1158 01:03:18,594 --> 01:03:19,995 and engaged to a third girl. 1159 01:03:20,062 --> 01:03:22,832 It's..It's trigonometry, that's what it is. 1160 01:03:22,899 --> 01:03:26,935 Now, get out of here, you bigamist! 1161 01:03:27,002 --> 01:03:28,804 You could have saved me all this. 1162 01:03:28,871 --> 01:03:30,439 Why not tell them who I was? 1163 01:03:30,506 --> 01:03:32,875 You say no tell, Mr. Smith say no tell. 1164 01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:34,810 Wong good servant. Will not tell. 1165 01:03:34,877 --> 01:03:36,845 You knew they were taking me to jail. 1166 01:03:36,912 --> 01:03:39,080 Owner say me! Wong no tell him. 1167 01:03:39,148 --> 01:03:41,950 After hang you, all the same? Wong no tell. 1168 01:03:42,017 --> 01:03:44,854 All the same to you. Wong some dumb. 1169 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,824 Oh, you speak Chinese? 1170 01:03:54,497 --> 01:03:57,832 - Get me long distance. - Mr. Mason, you go home now? 1171 01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:59,501 Having enough peace and quiet? 1172 01:03:59,568 --> 01:04:02,772 I can't leave. I gotta get Smith here to marry Ms. Cecelia. 1173 01:04:02,838 --> 01:04:04,640 That's the only way I can prove 1174 01:04:04,707 --> 01:04:06,442 that I'm Brooks Mason. 1175 01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:07,844 Hello, operator. 1176 01:04:09,745 --> 01:04:11,179 Honolulu, calling Brooks Mason. 1177 01:04:11,246 --> 01:04:14,016 Just a moment please. I'll connect you to the floor nurse. 1178 01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:17,252 Fifth floor. Mr. Mason? Oh, just a minute. 1179 01:04:17,319 --> 01:04:20,355 There's a Honolulu call for Mr. Mason. 1180 01:04:20,422 --> 01:04:22,658 - Will you take it? - Honolulu? 1181 01:04:22,725 --> 01:04:24,226 Hello? 1182 01:04:24,292 --> 01:04:25,427 Who? 1183 01:04:25,494 --> 01:04:26,729 Smith? 1184 01:04:26,795 --> 01:04:28,263 George Smith? 1185 01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:31,433 Now, look here, Mr. Mason can't receive any phone calls. 1186 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,302 Joe, Joe, it's Mason. 1187 01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:35,337 Listen, Joe, you mutton head. 1188 01:04:35,404 --> 01:04:36,271 What? 1189 01:04:36,338 --> 01:04:38,874 Yeah, well, that goes for you too. 1190 01:04:38,941 --> 01:04:40,877 Dope. I mean him. 1191 01:04:42,411 --> 01:04:43,912 No, it's no use. 1192 01:04:43,979 --> 01:04:45,548 He wouldn't call me to the phone. 1193 01:04:45,614 --> 01:04:49,251 - He never let's me speak. - Was that a notice? 1194 01:04:49,317 --> 01:04:53,121 Nobody by the name of George Smith could get me on the phone. 1195 01:04:53,188 --> 01:04:55,590 I'm harder to talk to than Napoleon. 1196 01:04:55,657 --> 01:04:57,058 Maybe you send telegram. 1197 01:04:57,125 --> 01:04:58,594 I never read telegrams. 1198 01:04:58,661 --> 01:05:00,295 But Mr. Smith Read telegrams. 1199 01:05:00,362 --> 01:05:02,731 Oh, he'll never get it. Joe throw's 'em away. 1200 01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:05,066 This if awful. What am I gonna do? 1201 01:05:05,134 --> 01:05:09,538 Confucius say, he who step in other men shoes 1202 01:05:09,605 --> 01:05:13,208 sometimes get athletes foot. 1203 01:05:13,275 --> 01:05:16,244 Oh, never mind the philosophy. 1204 01:05:16,311 --> 01:05:19,381 Wong got sensational idea. 1205 01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:21,549 - Sensational? - Hollywood work. 1206 01:05:21,617 --> 01:05:22,818 Well, what is it? 1207 01:05:22,884 --> 01:05:25,887 Mr. Smith, he love Ms. Cecelia. 1208 01:05:25,954 --> 01:05:29,858 If Mr. Smith hear you marry Ms. Cecelia, he come home fast. 1209 01:05:29,925 --> 01:05:31,426 Very quick. 1210 01:05:31,493 --> 01:05:36,163 - I can't contact him.. - Mr. Smith, listen to radio. 1211 01:05:36,231 --> 01:05:38,166 Hawaii music from hotel. 1212 01:05:38,233 --> 01:05:41,236 You keep party, announce wedding day. 1213 01:05:41,303 --> 01:05:45,741 They broadcast from hotel. He come home very quick. 1214 01:05:45,807 --> 01:05:48,109 No, that never will.. 1215 01:05:48,177 --> 01:05:49,978 Why, that's a wonderful idea. 1216 01:05:50,045 --> 01:05:52,180 All the same Wong some dum, huh? 1217 01:05:52,247 --> 01:05:54,383 All the same, Wong knows his stuff. 1218 01:05:58,421 --> 01:06:02,158 [ballroom music] 1219 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:21,811 Ladies and gentlemen, for a first presentation 1220 01:06:21,877 --> 01:06:24,279 Ms. Dorothy March is a tribute to the islands. 1221 01:06:24,346 --> 01:06:27,983 Will do a native drum dance a hoola and her version 1222 01:06:28,050 --> 01:06:30,987 of a native dance, done with taps. 1223 01:06:46,034 --> 01:06:48,571 [hoola music] 1224 01:07:30,913 --> 01:07:33,449 [music continues] 1225 01:08:13,922 --> 01:08:16,459 [music continues] 1226 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:28,337 [music continues] 1227 01:08:29,404 --> 01:08:32,140 [music continues] 1228 01:08:33,242 --> 01:08:35,778 [music continues] 1229 01:08:44,386 --> 01:08:47,756 [music continues] 1230 01:08:47,823 --> 01:08:50,359 [music continues] 1231 01:08:51,926 --> 01:08:54,462 [music continues] 1232 01:08:55,264 --> 01:08:57,800 [music continues] 1233 01:09:02,770 --> 01:09:05,307 [music continues] 1234 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:08,844 [music continues] 1235 01:09:10,111 --> 01:09:12,848 - You know her? - No. 1236 01:09:12,913 --> 01:09:14,916 We met on the boat. 1237 01:09:14,983 --> 01:09:17,520 But casually. 1238 01:09:21,724 --> 01:09:24,260 [music continues] 1239 01:09:25,227 --> 01:09:28,997 [music continues] 1240 01:09:29,064 --> 01:09:31,600 [music continues] 1241 01:09:39,808 --> 01:09:43,778 [music continues] 1242 01:09:43,845 --> 01:09:46,381 [music continues] 1243 01:09:47,448 --> 01:09:50,185 [music continues] 1244 01:10:02,998 --> 01:10:04,933 [instrumental music] 1245 01:10:33,028 --> 01:10:34,964 [music continues] 1246 01:11:03,058 --> 01:11:04,994 [music continues] 1247 01:11:33,088 --> 01:11:35,023 [music continues] 1248 01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:05,054 [instrumental music] 1249 01:12:33,148 --> 01:12:35,084 [music continues] 1250 01:12:41,489 --> 01:12:43,625 [audience applauding] 1251 01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:52,599 Exciting, wasn't she? 1252 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:55,170 I wish you'd look at me like that. 1253 01:12:55,237 --> 01:12:58,107 Well, you dance like that and I'll look like that. 1254 01:12:58,173 --> 01:12:59,273 [laughing] 1255 01:12:59,341 --> 01:13:01,442 Well, come on. 1256 01:13:01,509 --> 01:13:03,645 [instrumental music] 1257 01:13:23,031 --> 01:13:25,267 Well, glamour pants, I fixed it this time. 1258 01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:27,102 I've really got something. 1259 01:13:27,169 --> 01:13:29,938 In a few minutes, I'll take you out of here. 1260 01:13:30,004 --> 01:13:30,872 Shh! 1261 01:13:30,939 --> 01:13:32,741 Mr. Duffy, I don't think it'll work. 1262 01:13:32,808 --> 01:13:33,976 There's a big crowd outside. 1263 01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:35,811 And besides, the trunk hasn't come yet. 1264 01:13:35,878 --> 01:13:38,045 If the trunk doesn't get here, I'll take him 1265 01:13:38,113 --> 01:13:40,882 in a briefcase...if I have to make two trips. 1266 01:13:40,949 --> 01:13:42,916 We've got to make that personal appearance. 1267 01:13:42,984 --> 01:13:46,988 - Quiet. This is Honolulu. - Honolulu? 1268 01:13:47,055 --> 01:13:49,925 (man on radio) 'Ladies and gentlemen, I have been requested' 1269 01:13:49,992 --> 01:13:52,828 'to announce the forth marriage here in the fiesta room' 1270 01:13:52,894 --> 01:13:56,631 'on June twelfth, of that very popular young couple' 1271 01:13:56,698 --> 01:13:59,301 'Ms. Cecelia Grayson and Mr. George Smith.' 1272 01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:00,936 'Let's ask them to take a bow.' 1273 01:14:01,003 --> 01:14:03,538 - Holy mackerel. - What is it? What is it? 1274 01:14:03,605 --> 01:14:05,607 Didn't you hear? He's gonna marry her. 1275 01:14:05,674 --> 01:14:07,943 Look, I know this confinement is driving you crazy 1276 01:14:08,009 --> 01:14:10,579 but what do you care who marries who in Honolulu? 1277 01:14:10,645 --> 01:14:12,447 What do I care? I'll kill him. 1278 01:14:12,514 --> 01:14:14,015 - I'll mangle him. - Now, Brooksy. 1279 01:14:14,082 --> 01:14:17,485 Don't call me Brooksy. I'm not Brooks Mason. I'm Smith. 1280 01:14:17,552 --> 01:14:21,423 From Honolulu. And what's more, that's where I'm going. 1281 01:14:21,489 --> 01:14:23,090 Right now. 1282 01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:30,365 Oh well. He'll be back. He can't get through that crowd. 1283 01:14:30,432 --> 01:14:33,302 Turn the bed down again. 1284 01:14:33,368 --> 01:14:35,504 [grunting] 1285 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:42,376 - Get me out of this. - Take it easy. 1286 01:14:42,444 --> 01:14:44,079 What's the matter with you people? 1287 01:14:44,145 --> 01:14:46,180 - Easy boy. - I wanna go home. 1288 01:14:46,247 --> 01:14:48,750 Now, quiet. Quiet please. 1289 01:14:48,816 --> 01:14:51,587 I'm going to give you a psychological test, Mr. Mason. 1290 01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:54,523 Don't call me Mr. Mason. I told you, my name is Smith. 1291 01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:57,359 You think you're gonna test me for anything, you're crazy. 1292 01:14:57,426 --> 01:15:01,329 Mr. Smith, if you object to being tested 1293 01:15:01,396 --> 01:15:04,699 but I'm sure you wont mind answering a few questions. 1294 01:15:04,766 --> 01:15:07,302 Now, you simply answer by mentioning a word 1295 01:15:07,369 --> 01:15:09,137 which my word brings to your mind. 1296 01:15:09,204 --> 01:15:11,005 You needn't bother to think. 1297 01:15:11,073 --> 01:15:13,675 Just say the first word that comes into your head 1298 01:15:13,742 --> 01:15:15,677 when you hear my word. Ready? 1299 01:15:15,744 --> 01:15:16,844 - Home. - Honolulu. 1300 01:15:16,912 --> 01:15:18,513 - House. - Honolulu. 1301 01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:19,581 - Love. - Honolulu. 1302 01:15:19,647 --> 01:15:20,649 - Marriage. - Honolulu. 1303 01:15:20,715 --> 01:15:23,418 - Honolulu? - Honolulu. 1304 01:15:23,485 --> 01:15:26,688 - Honolulu? - Yeah. 1305 01:15:26,755 --> 01:15:29,157 Gosh, we can't get him out of Honolulu. 1306 01:15:29,224 --> 01:15:31,793 Just as I thought. 1307 01:15:36,998 --> 01:15:41,369 His affliction is quite common to psychiatry. 1308 01:15:41,436 --> 01:15:43,105 - You think so? - Oh, yes. 1309 01:15:43,171 --> 01:15:45,340 That's what I thought too. Yes. 1310 01:15:45,407 --> 01:15:48,076 It is the type of psychosis which is characterized 1311 01:15:48,143 --> 01:15:51,880 by the complete loss of contact with environments 1312 01:15:51,947 --> 01:15:55,617 and disintegration of personality. 1313 01:15:55,684 --> 01:16:00,255 You took the words right out of my mouth, doc. 1314 01:16:04,025 --> 01:16:08,397 Another bet, this guy is battier than Mason. 1315 01:16:08,463 --> 01:16:10,898 Yes? Yes, I'm persuaded. 1316 01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:15,570 To explain it simpler it is a clear case of schizophrenia. 1317 01:16:15,637 --> 01:16:20,875 Yeah. Schizophrenia. 1318 01:16:20,942 --> 01:16:23,778 Sounds bad and what stage is it, doctor? 1319 01:16:23,845 --> 01:16:25,213 You must take him to Honolulu. 1320 01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:28,182 Perhaps, there, in the environment he craves 1321 01:16:28,249 --> 01:16:30,351 he will regain his normal personality. 1322 01:16:30,418 --> 01:16:31,620 Oh, well, it's about time. 1323 01:16:31,687 --> 01:16:33,088 We'll take the clipper, Joe. 1324 01:16:33,154 --> 01:16:35,823 - I got to be there by the 12. - Hurry, nurse. 1325 01:16:35,890 --> 01:16:39,027 Home, home, at last. 1326 01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:41,096 [plane droning] 1327 01:16:50,972 --> 01:16:52,941 Hello, hello, get me the airport. 1328 01:16:53,008 --> 01:16:55,777 If that clipper travels as slow as your mind, I'm sunk. 1329 01:16:55,844 --> 01:16:58,079 Hello, any news of the clipper? 1330 01:16:58,146 --> 01:16:59,313 What? 1331 01:16:59,380 --> 01:17:00,948 Nothing definite yet? 1332 01:17:01,015 --> 01:17:01,783 Oh. 1333 01:17:01,850 --> 01:17:03,384 What do I care about headwinds? 1334 01:17:03,451 --> 01:17:06,520 Don't you realize I'm gonna be married in a few minutes? 1335 01:17:06,587 --> 01:17:08,022 Well, thank you very much. 1336 01:17:08,089 --> 01:17:10,391 Oh, never mind the congratulations. 1337 01:17:10,458 --> 01:17:11,526 Get that ship in. 1338 01:17:11,593 --> 01:17:13,894 [knock on the door] Come in! 1339 01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:18,266 Well, Mr. Smith. 1340 01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:19,433 Your slip is showing. 1341 01:17:19,501 --> 01:17:21,836 Oh, never mind that. Tell me about Dorothy. 1342 01:17:21,903 --> 01:17:23,738 So, you're gonna go through with it? 1343 01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,773 You're gonna marry this girl because she has 1344 01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:28,944 a big plantation with lovely pineapples. 1345 01:17:29,010 --> 01:17:31,346 Well, I think you're terrible, horrible and despicable. 1346 01:17:31,412 --> 01:17:34,416 And that's only a hint of what I really think of you. 1347 01:17:34,482 --> 01:17:36,718 Millie, tell me please, what did Dorothy say? 1348 01:17:36,784 --> 01:17:39,853 Well, how can she talk and cry at the same time? 1349 01:17:39,921 --> 01:17:42,624 You, you friend in the grass. 1350 01:17:42,691 --> 01:17:45,727 - You're terrible, horrible-- - Terrible, horrible, yeah-- 1351 01:17:45,794 --> 01:17:48,029 Wait a minute. You hear anything? 1352 01:17:48,096 --> 01:17:50,298 Not a thing. Did you hear anything? 1353 01:17:50,365 --> 01:17:51,331 No. 1354 01:17:51,399 --> 01:17:54,269 Well, if I hear anything I'll let you know. 1355 01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:57,939 And I hope you forget to tuck your shirt in. 1356 01:17:58,006 --> 01:18:02,977 Oh, Wong, I'm lost, I'm sunk, I'm cooked. 1357 01:18:03,044 --> 01:18:06,748 - Wait, Wong got great idea. - What is it? 1358 01:18:06,815 --> 01:18:09,717 - You marry Miss Cecelia. - Me? 1359 01:18:09,784 --> 01:18:12,320 You marry Miss Cecelia, Mr. Smith get here 1360 01:18:12,387 --> 01:18:15,289 he take her on honeymoon, everybody happy. 1361 01:18:15,356 --> 01:18:18,726 Oh, that's the most stupid and imbecilic suggestion 1362 01:18:18,793 --> 01:18:20,628 I ever heard in my life. 1363 01:18:20,695 --> 01:18:23,665 - But I'll have to take it. - I know, you'll like it. 1364 01:18:23,732 --> 01:18:26,268 [wedding music] 1365 01:18:32,841 --> 01:18:34,108 Dearly, beloved. 1366 01:18:34,175 --> 01:18:36,578 We're gathered here to join together this man 1367 01:18:36,645 --> 01:18:38,279 and this woman in holy matrimony-- 1368 01:18:38,346 --> 01:18:42,049 Wait. 1369 01:18:42,117 --> 01:18:43,785 Ring. I forgot the ring. 1370 01:18:43,852 --> 01:18:47,789 I'll...have to go and get it. I'll be right back. 1371 01:18:49,758 --> 01:18:53,095 Come on, Wong. It's the clipper. 1372 01:18:57,966 --> 01:19:00,001 - I'm certainly glad I got here. - You're glad? 1373 01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:01,703 I almost had to married Cecelia. 1374 01:19:01,770 --> 01:19:03,371 - That would have been awful. - What? 1375 01:19:03,438 --> 01:19:05,006 I-I mean.. 1376 01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:07,008 ...it would have been awful for you. 1377 01:19:07,074 --> 01:19:09,710 She's crazy about you now. 1378 01:19:09,777 --> 01:19:11,279 Now? 1379 01:19:11,346 --> 01:19:12,647 Well, I mean, uh.. 1380 01:19:12,714 --> 01:19:18,186 ...I know she's crazy about you by the way she kisses me. 1381 01:19:18,252 --> 01:19:20,622 George, if you don't come out this minute, I-- 1382 01:19:20,689 --> 01:19:21,889 'Coming, coming.' 1383 01:19:21,956 --> 01:19:24,025 To love and to cherish.. 1384 01:19:24,091 --> 01:19:27,228 ...till death us do apart. 1385 01:19:27,295 --> 01:19:30,231 The ring, please. 1386 01:19:30,298 --> 01:19:31,331 The ring. 1387 01:19:31,399 --> 01:19:32,367 'Well, I..' 1388 01:19:32,433 --> 01:19:34,168 The ring. 1389 01:19:34,235 --> 01:19:35,937 - 'The ring.' - Yes, the ring. 1390 01:19:36,004 --> 01:19:38,139 (Joe) 'Stop! Stop!' 1391 01:19:38,206 --> 01:19:40,141 Wait, Brooks, you can't do that. 1392 01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:43,611 Please, don't let him do it, folks. 1393 01:19:43,678 --> 01:19:46,047 I'll take him out quietly. He's perfectly harmless. 1394 01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:47,481 Now, Brooksie old boy, come right-- 1395 01:19:47,548 --> 01:19:50,518 Go away. Can't you even let me get married in peace? 1396 01:19:50,585 --> 01:19:52,820 You need a rest, not marriage. 1397 01:19:52,887 --> 01:19:54,589 - How dare you? - Who are you? 1398 01:19:54,656 --> 01:19:57,025 I'm his manager, he's not in his right mind. 1399 01:19:57,091 --> 01:19:59,427 - Come on, Broo-- - I am in right mind. 1400 01:19:59,494 --> 01:20:01,795 There's your man. 1401 01:20:01,863 --> 01:20:04,399 [indistinct chattering] 1402 01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:09,170 Oh. 1403 01:20:09,237 --> 01:20:10,872 George, what is all this? 1404 01:20:10,939 --> 01:20:13,508 Oh, Cecelia if I ever try to tell you, now-- 1405 01:20:13,575 --> 01:20:15,576 Ring, ring. 1406 01:20:15,643 --> 01:20:17,078 Ring. 1407 01:20:17,145 --> 01:20:18,613 [indistinct chattering] 1408 01:20:18,679 --> 01:20:20,882 There, now. He'll be alright. Stand back, everybody. 1409 01:20:20,949 --> 01:20:22,049 He'll be alright. 1410 01:20:22,116 --> 01:20:23,485 I'm going back to the wedding. 1411 01:20:23,552 --> 01:20:25,987 - Get him a glass of water. - Okay. 1412 01:20:26,054 --> 01:20:27,521 - What happened? - A man just fainted. 1413 01:20:27,588 --> 01:20:32,059 Oh, a man just fainted. A man just fainted. 1414 01:20:32,126 --> 01:20:36,130 Get up, get up. Get up, get up, get up. 1415 01:20:36,197 --> 01:20:38,132 - What? What happened? - Oh, you missed it. 1416 01:20:38,199 --> 01:20:40,468 A man just fainted. 1417 01:20:40,535 --> 01:20:42,470 It's probably me. 1418 01:20:42,537 --> 01:20:44,739 - Oh, thank you. - I can't get over it. 1419 01:20:44,805 --> 01:20:46,641 It's amazing. 1420 01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:48,541 Oh, this whole thing is unbelievable. 1421 01:20:48,609 --> 01:20:50,311 They look exactly alike. 1422 01:20:50,378 --> 01:20:53,414 The same color eyes, the same hair, the same size. 1423 01:20:53,481 --> 01:20:54,682 No wonder I was fooled. 1424 01:20:54,749 --> 01:20:57,552 - Don't let that bother you. - Boy, was I fooled? 1425 01:20:57,619 --> 01:20:59,186 All my brothers look alike. 1426 01:20:59,253 --> 01:21:00,722 You can't tell 'em apart. 1427 01:21:00,788 --> 01:21:03,758 I've been with him for weeks and didn't know the difference. 1428 01:21:03,825 --> 01:21:05,425 - Imagine that. - Oh, my poor brother.. 1429 01:21:05,493 --> 01:21:07,061 Something terrible happened to my brother. 1430 01:21:07,128 --> 01:21:08,496 Imagine two fellows separated that distance.. 1431 01:21:08,563 --> 01:21:10,331 My brother was held up last night. 1432 01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:13,400 ...and still looked exactly alike. 1433 01:21:13,467 --> 01:21:16,137 - I wouldn't believe it. - Did you hear me? 1434 01:21:16,204 --> 01:21:17,772 - By two me, two. - It's, it's.. 1435 01:21:17,839 --> 01:21:19,474 - My brother. - Two. 1436 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:21,109 - Yeah. - Your brother? 1437 01:21:21,175 --> 01:21:22,710 - He was held up? - Yes. 1438 01:21:22,777 --> 01:21:25,146 - Where? - All the way home. 1439 01:21:25,213 --> 01:21:27,182 Look, Miss I just fainted, you see, I'm-- 1440 01:21:27,248 --> 01:21:29,683 - He's my brother by marriage. - I'm not well-- 1441 01:21:29,750 --> 01:21:32,720 You see, my father married my mother and he's their son. 1442 01:21:32,786 --> 01:21:34,723 I'm very nervous, you see. 1443 01:21:34,789 --> 01:21:36,190 Me the boss.. 1444 01:21:36,257 --> 01:21:38,326 The manager didn't know my own boss. 1445 01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:41,563 Of course, you'd like my family. I've a very nice family. 1446 01:21:41,629 --> 01:21:43,030 We all live together. 1447 01:21:43,097 --> 01:21:45,367 See, there's my father and my uncle, my brother 1448 01:21:45,433 --> 01:21:48,169 my cousin, my nephew sleep in one bed. And then-- 1449 01:21:48,236 --> 01:21:50,304 - They all sleep in one bed? - Uh-huh. 1450 01:21:50,371 --> 01:21:52,440 I'm surprised your grandfather isn't sleeping with them. 1451 01:21:52,507 --> 01:21:54,875 My grandfather was sleeping with them but he died 1452 01:21:54,942 --> 01:21:57,045 so, they made him get up. 1453 01:21:57,111 --> 01:22:01,416 - Well, is your sister alright? - Oh, my poor sister. 1454 01:22:01,483 --> 01:22:04,586 My sister's been home two weeks now with a canary. 1455 01:22:04,652 --> 01:22:05,820 With a canary? 1456 01:22:05,887 --> 01:22:09,023 Canary is hatching an ostrich egg. 1457 01:22:09,090 --> 01:22:11,092 A canary is hatching an ostrich egg? 1458 01:22:11,158 --> 01:22:13,728 But the canary is too small to cover the egg. 1459 01:22:13,794 --> 01:22:15,330 - Well. - Well. 1460 01:22:15,396 --> 01:22:16,964 My sister's sitting on the egg 1461 01:22:17,031 --> 01:22:19,133 and holding the canary in her lap. 1462 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,501 I'm gonna get an aspirin. 1463 01:22:20,568 --> 01:22:23,003 Why, I haven't got a headache I feel good. 1464 01:22:23,070 --> 01:22:25,607 [instrumental music] 1465 01:22:29,043 --> 01:22:30,311 Hey, Joe, where's Millie? 1466 01:22:30,378 --> 01:22:33,047 She went down at the boat to meet her sister. 1467 01:22:33,114 --> 01:22:35,782 Yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo. 1468 01:22:35,850 --> 01:22:38,486 Come on, sis. Yoo-hoo. 1469 01:22:38,553 --> 01:22:40,688 - Where? - There they are. 1470 01:22:40,755 --> 01:22:43,257 Yoo-hoo. 1471 01:22:43,324 --> 01:22:46,059 Did you ever see two people look so much alike? 1472 01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:48,429 Oh-ho, don't be silly, Millie. 1473 01:22:48,496 --> 01:22:53,468 They don't look any more alike than we do. 1474 01:22:55,736 --> 01:22:58,406 [all laughing] 1475 01:23:00,141 --> 01:23:03,010 [theme music] 1476 01:23:15,123 --> 01:23:17,659 [music continues] 103026

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