Original subtitles

- Previously on "Good Girls"...

- Guess we're back in business.

Lemonade? We have an employee, okay?

- Where did this guy go to prison?

- He's gonna wash in ways that we can't.

- So he just showed up with all of it?

- Minus his cut, yeah.

- So your sister was trying to protect you?

- Who's gonna protect her?

- You know what they call this in the biz?

A breakthrough.

- Your principal says that you and some girls shoplifted this.

- Like mother, like daughter, I guess.

- We're not bad people.

- No, baby, we're good people who do bad things.

- I gotta show you something. - [screams]

- Lung... [grunts]

Spleen. Shoulder.

Yeah, we both know how this ends.

- I'm pregnant.

- So you have a nine-month solution

to a permanent problem.

- Three months. Maybe four.

- Congratulations.

- Paternity test.

- Oh, you can do that in about a month.

- Tried telling him to leave.

Says his boss needs him to keep an eye on you.

Who's his boss?

- There's something I have to tell you.

[Jazzboy's "Harlem"]

♪

- Are we going to school today?

♪

- Uh... - We're already late.

- ♪ Harlem

- Where's Kenny?

- Upstairs pooping.

- Go get him.

- ♪ Can't remember of the season, season ♪

♪ Half past seven

♪ Oh, Harlem

- Good morning.

- I called the cops.

- [chuckles] Okay.

- I have kids.

- I ain't got no issue with them.

♪

You don't wanna do that. - Oh, I think I do.

- [chuckles]

It's up to you.

- Fine.

Get arrested. - Kay.

But you know what I gotta do when I get out.

♪

- How we doing, folks?

Ma'am, got a call about someone in the neighborhood?

- I-I called, yeah. Um...

It's... everything's okay... [laughs nervously] Officer.

Thank you. Sorry.

- Y'all have a good day, then.

- Kay.

[Jazzboy's "Harlem" continues]

♪

- ♪ Harlem - ♪ Harlem

- ♪ You got to me, I was 11

- ♪ 11

[vocalizing]

- Looking for some firepower?

- I'm looking for something.

[kids laugh]

- 'Cause it's not the gun that does the damage.

It's the caliber of the bullet.

- Mm-hmm.

- So just depends on your needs.

- I need to kill a man.

- Oh, oh, okay, uh... [laughs nervously]

There are certain things

you can or can't say when buying a gun.

- Mm, right.

- And, uh,

well, you just said the only thing you can't say.

- What if I'm dealing

with a really aggressive moose.

- Oh, like an Alaska Yukon or...

- The kind that attacks you.

- That'd be the Shiras.

- Now, this moose...

he also has a thing for my wife.

- Wait, what exactly are we talking about here?

- We're talking about a moose, Sean, who breaks into my house.

He threatens my kids, has his way with my wife,

and I can't seem to ever do anything about it.

- All right, well, that will... [clears throat]

Narrow your selection down to the Prairie Hawk,

the Liberty single-shot...

- Whichever's your favorite.

- Uh, just a few easy questions for you,

like have you ever been convicted of a violent crime?

- No.

- Ever get a not guilty verdict by reason of insanity?

- No.

- Okay, well, just check "no" for the rest of these,

and we'll get back to you in a few days, maybe a week.

- Well, what if I need it sooner?

- Well, with this type of firearm,

they require us to do a background check.

- What could I walk out with today?

- He reads?

- Is that an "US Weekly"?

- "In Touch."

Mrs. Karpinski gave it to him

after he brought in her recycling bins.

- [sighs] - Jesus.

- How does he even go to the bathroom?

- Mrs. Karpinski.

- That bitch.

- You guys, I can't live like this.

- Okay. Okay, here's what we do.

We go to Canada and get a baby.

- Get a baby?

- Well, she said she's having his baby.

We're gonna need a baby. - What are you gonna do?

Pick one up with a cruller from Tim Horton's?

- Oh, my God.

- That's where we got that fake cash.

I mean, who knows what else they're hiding up there?

Although we could just pay for one.

I mean, the cash exchange rate right now up there

is actually... - You wanna buy a baby?

- I want my sister to not die.

- I wanna go to bed.

- Nuh-uh. - What?

- You cannot be serious, Mrs. Karpinski.

- Oh, dude.

- It's like she wants him to use her bathroom.

- Oh, look at this. She got snacks on snacks now.

- [sighs]

We'll figure something out, okay?

[announcer talking indistinctly on TV]

I'm sorry. Am I in the wrong house?

[crowd ohhs on TV]

What is happening? - Dad's mad.

- About what?

- I got fired from tutoring.

- Tell her why.

- They said I took their stupid pen.

- We gave you a backpack full of school supplies.

- Mm-mm. It's not like that.

- Was it used to sign the Declaration of Independence?

- Maybe. - What?

- Yeah, they said it's some platinum engraved fountain deal

that costs as much as a car.

- I didn't do it.

- Hm, where have we heard that one before?

- How about their own daughter

who's always vaping and skipping class?

- Okay, why don't you go to your room

so I can talk to your daddy?

[door slams] - You don't know she did it.

- And you don't know she didn't.

- Okay, well,

what do we do from here?

- Oh, it's a "we" situation now?

- And that means what?

- You're the resident crime lord.

[pensive music]

♪

- [snoring]

♪

[knocks]

- Can't sleep? - Oh, God.

[dog barking]

Give me a ride.

[music escalates]

♪

- What's good?

- Can I get a shot of tequila?

- You might wanna slow down, yeah?

- We never got to toast. [drink pouring]

One for my baby daddy here too.

- What are you doing, Elizabeth?

- I lost it.

[breathes deeply]

- When?

- Does it matter?

- All right, then.

[soft dramatic music]

♪

[exhales]

- So what comes next?

- Nothing good.

- How much would it cost?

- For what? - My life.

- Ah, nah, too late for that.

- You haven't been in the game for, what, two months?

- Don't worry about it.

- No pills, no cars, no cash? It's gotta hurt.

- You don't know my interests.

- I know they need capital.

And your guy could chop me up in a million pieces

whenever you want, so what do you got to lose?

- [scoffs]

- How much am I worth?

- You couldn't afford it.

- What if I could?

.

- Okay, pros and cons.

- Pro. You're not dead yet.

- How are we gonna get 100 grand?

- Another pro. - How is that a pro?

- Well, he could have said, like, 100 bucks,

which would have been way easier,

but said a lot less about you as a person.

- Do you know how many ones we're gonna have to get

to print that much?

- Con. - Thank you.

- It's a lot. - Not to mention washing it.

- Con.

- Okay, there are gonna be a lot more cons than pros.

- How firm was he on this number?

[door clicks]

- Hey, ladies.

- What is going on?

- I got floss.

- Oh? - We were out.

- What else did you get, Dean?

- Hm, got some razors, deodorant.

I'm gonna try these

Breathe Right nose strip thingies...

- Why is there a shotgun on our bed?

- It's the only gun I can get without a waiting period.

- What if the kids find it?

- I'll hide the ammo.

- And what if they find that? - They won't.

- Kenny's found every one of his Christmas gifts

for the past five years.

- That's 'cause you hide them.

- I know you're upset...

- No. I'm terrified.

- And I get that.

But this isn't gonna make him go away.

- Then tell me what will.

- I don't want a gun in my house.

- And I don't want the tweaker on the front lawn

reporting back to the guy who emptied a clip in me, but hey,

that's the world we're living in.

- Hmm, uh...

Time.

- 9 minutes, 38 seconds. - Mm.

Not bad.

- Yeah, it's for preschoolers, but congrats.

- What else you got around here?

- We could talk about stuff.

- How do you talk about something

that you can't talk about?

- Well, just start.

- I'm really worried about my sister.

- Okay.

- She's dealing with something that's very life-threatening.

- Well, they say when someone gets sick,

it might as well be the whole family.

- It's just that we thought that it was gone,

and now it's back.

- The big C huh?

- Mmm.

- What kind?

- It's super rare.

- I lost my mum the same way.

- Oh, God.

- So I've been down the road.

- Yeah, it's just... it's not, you know, one of the...

like a breast cancer or a lung...

not one of the super popular ones, so...

- Try me.

- [sighs] I-I just...

I...

Eye...

ball...

cancer.

It's eyeball cancer.

Just the, uh... just the one.

Left one.

- Retinoblastoma?

- If I never hear that word again...

- That's how my mum died.

- Oh, no.

- Has she... has she lost her vision yet?

- Ish?

- Mum always wanted to see the Grand Canyon.

I planned a whole thing.

We'd stay at the lodge on the valley floor.

- It's supposed to be great.

- Yeah, but, um,

I got this cat 'cause I was having a hard time dealing,

and it wouldn't sleep,

so I pushed the trip by a week.

She went completely blind the night before our flight.

- Did you still go?

- I mean, she said it smelled amazing.

[chuckles] That's just who she was.

Um...

This made me wanna be a therapist.

- "The Eye in Survivor."

- You're gonna make it whether your sister does or not.

[gentle tender music]

♪

- Okay, I feel much better. Thank you.

Thank you. - Yeah.

- Same time, same place next week.

I'm gonna grab Timmy.

Timmy!

Timothy, come on in.

[indistinct chatter]

- Add 350 to that.

- You know you don't have to put the dot zero zero, right?

- I'm aware. Thank you.

- Plus 200. Stan's working a bachelor party.

- And I get time and a half for nights,

so put half... like, another...

[patrons cheering loudly] For, like, another hundred.

No dot zero zero.

- Okay, I like to see the whole number, all right?

- Where we at?

- So that puts us at... still way off.

- If we didn't hit Fine and Frugal,

I had another plan.

Okay, this general attitude is why I keep things to myself.

- What?

- You remember when that Kardashian got, like,

a bazillion-carat diamond necklace

stolen from her hotel room in Paris?

- All right, I gotta pee.

[sighs]

- Do you still wanna hear it?

[knocking on door]

- Ooh.

[inhales deeply]

[winces]

[Delta 5's "Mind Your Own Business"]

♪

- The hardest part is finding the right width because

I think it has to be of a certain quality that...

- Let's go. We gotta go.

- Okay, you gotta listen to this.

It's insane, but,

if we had explosives,

a hypnotist, and a military helicopter,

we might be able to pull this off.

- Hang on. Did you... did you change?

- Yeah. I got our money.

- What?

- It's Gordie Howe's.

- That means nothing to me.

- From the 1955 Stanley Cup.

- Even less.

- ♪ Can I have a taste of your ice cream? ♪

♪ Can I lick the crumbs from your table? ♪

- Oh, we gotta go. - Let's go.

Let's go.

- ♪ Can I interfere in your crisis? ♪

♪ No, mind your own business

♪ No, mind your own business

[patrons cheer loudly] - Oof!

[tray clatters]

♪

- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

- It's okay. It's old.

.

- I grabbed the only thing I could think of.

- What was that?

- A toilet plunger. - Smart.

- But I had to use the wood part

to break the glass.

- Uh, but, what'd you hold on to?

- Toothbrush.

- You didn't. - I did.

- Vinegar, baking soda, lemon juice.

- Did you at least wrap some toilet paper around it?

- There was so much pressure from the knocking.

- Plunger's seen some things.

- There's a volcano burger on that menu.

- Double bison patty smothered in habanero sauce.

- It comes with bottomless chili fries.

- Oh.

- [sighing] Okay.

[mellow music]

- Now what?

- We wait.

- [whispers] It's gonna be worth it.

- [inhales deeply]

- [sighs]

♪

- Hey. How we doing tonight?

- How do you think we're doing?

- How do you even know what this thing looks like?

- The guy sent me, like, four different angles of it.

Hm?

Apparently, it belonged to his grandfather.

- At what point are we taking this too far?

- This is our job, Ruby.

- She's a straight A student. - Yeah, smart like a fox.

- She tutors, volunteers...

- Good cover.

- The other day, I watched her bring in

the Connor's trash cans without even being asked.

- Casing the joint.

- She's a perfect kid. - Yeah, and so were you.

[ambient electronic music]

♪

- [sighs]

- She's not me.

- [sighs]

I need to get in there.

Please.

♪

[door clicks]

- Hey. - Hey.

- What are you doing here?

- Um, uh,

I read it, so...

- Already?

- It's a...

it's a real page turner.

- Kay.

- Um, hey, can I ask you something?

- Now? - Yeah.

What's going on

with... with us?

- What do you mean?

- Well, you hugged me...

- Okay.

- With both arms.

- That's how I hug.

- It felt a little...

long.

- Ah, right, um,

maybe I overstepped.

- Maybe...

maybe I liked it.

- Um, I know you're going through a lot.

- Oh, no.

No, no. - There is still a line here.

- Oh, come on. Grow a pair.

- We shouldn't cross it.

- And where is that line, just so I'm aware?

- And to paraphrase Freud...

- Don't you need a real degree to do that?

- Sometimes a hug is just a hug.

- Mm.

Okay. Thank you so much, Dr. Cohen.

- I'm gonna go back to the office and count to 50.

[MEMBA's "Schools Out"]

♪

♪

- Little spot of something red here.

- I think it's blood.

- Probably from that brawl in the third period.

- Cool.

- So are we good?

- Let me run it past my guy.

[door creaks, clicks]

- [sighs]

- Late night? - Couldn't sleep.

- Weren't you wearing that yesterday?

- Okay, I can see where this is going,

so just gonna cut it off at the pass.

I tried to seduce my therapist, okay?

Like, sexually. Bone town.

He straight up rejected me, so I went home alone,

drank a lethal amount of Goldschlaeger,

and fell asleep in a pile of my own Cheetos dust.

So if you wanna rip me a new one

for being four minutes late, you go right ahead,

but I'm not gonna feel any worse than I already do.

- You're in therapy?

- Like, physical therapy?

- Why would I be in physical therapy?

- I don't know. 'Cause of how you run?

- What's wrong with how I run?

- All right, ladies.

Where'd y'all say you got this?

- Oh, it's been in my family for many generations.

- Yeah, our grandfather taught him how to skate.

- Our great-great... - Great-great-great...

- Grandfather. - Hm.

Was he Chinese?

- Huh?

- 'Cause that's where this jersey was made,

like, two years ago.

- Excuse me... - Wait, it's a fake?

- How much for it?

- 20 bucks.

- 20 bucks?

- All right, 25.

- Excuse me.

Where did you get this? - Limited edition.

Solid platinum barrel. 18 carat nib.

- Who brought it in? - Some girl.

- Like, a little blonde druggie type?

- What is going on?

- Okay, I'm not interested.

- Fine, we'll take the 20.

- I'd like you to leave. - Was it her?

- You guys cops?

.

[door thuds]

- Guess what.

- [sighs] Jesus.

- Language.

- You're home early.

- Got some good news.

- What's that?

- They found the pen.

- Wow.

- Yeah, so I made you these.

I know you've been worked up.

- How is it?

- Awesome.

- Jesus.

- What?

- How do you do that?

- What? - Eat that like you deserve it.

Where's the money?

- Does Dad know?

- Where did you hide it?

- I don't have... - Where?

- Same place you hide yours.

I don't know what you do,

but it doesn't come from painting nails.

- [sighs]

- What do you talk about?

- Just stuff.

- Like what kind of stuff?

- More lo mein anyone? Mmm, mm-hmm.

- Like me?

- I'm probably gonna stop going.

- Oh, my God. It's 100% me.

- Okay, you know what? Let's do fortunes.

- Well, mine doesn't have one, so that's probably not good.

- Huh, let's see.

"You are smarter, prettier,

and much cooler than your sibling."

Wow, hm. - That's not what it says.

Show me. - No, it does.

No, it does. Says it right here.

- Give it to me. - No!

That's like telling you my birthday wish.

Fortune wants what it wants.

[knocking on door]

And now it shall be written forever.

- You're the worst.

- Hey. - Hey.

Thank you. - Thank my derelict daughter.

- What are you gonna do to her?

- Um, I haven't devised it yet,

but it is definitely gonna be illegal.

- Okay, let's bring home some bacon.

[Sheena Easton's "Morning Train"]

♪

- ♪ I wake up every morning

♪ I stumble out of bed

♪ Stretching and yawning

♪ Another day ahead

♪ It seems to last forever

♪ And time goes slowly by

♪ Till babe and me's together ♪

♪ Then it starts to fly

♪ 'Cause the moment that he's with me ♪

♪ Time can take a flight

♪ The moment that he's with me ♪

♪ Everything's all right

♪ Night time is the right time ♪

♪ We make love

♪ Then it's his and my time

♪ We take off

♪ My baby takes the morning train ♪

♪ He works from nine till five and then ♪

♪ He takes another home again ♪

♪ To find me waiting for him ♪

♪ My baby takes the morning train ♪

♪ He works from nine till five and then ♪

♪ He takes another home again ♪

♪ To find me waiting for him ♪

♪ All day I think of him

♪ Dreaming of him constantly

♪ I'm crazy mad for him

♪ And he's crazy mad for me

♪ When he steps off that train ♪

♪ Amazingly full of fight

♪ Work all day to earn his pay ♪

♪ So we can play

♪ All night

♪ My baby takes the morning train ♪

♪ He works from nine till five and then ♪

♪ He takes another home again ♪

♪ To find me waiting for him ♪

[music stops]

- [humming Sheena Easton's "Morning Train"]

[muffled speech]

- Afraid we got a problem.

So here's the thing, man.

If you wanna move

your funny money through my guys,

we gotta get some stuff straight, yeah?

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?

- Mm-hmm!

- All right, for starters, there is a licensing fee,

but, you know, if that's gonna be an issue for you,

We can just... - Mm-mm!

[muffled speech]

- No problem? - Mm-hmm.

- Good.

Good, good, good, good, good, man, good.

I was hoping you'd say that.

- Mm-hmm.

- Now, I need to know who your employer is

'cause I don't know you. [laughs]

And you don't know me.

I feel like I should know everybody

that I work with, right?

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

[muffled speech]

- What's that now?

I...

- [muffled speech continues]

[soft dramatic music]

♪

[muffled shouting]

- So who made your money?

.

- I'm home.

- Hey, babe.

I got your food warming in the oven.

- Ah, okay.

You got a test tomorrow?

- Algebra.

- Hm.

So your mama told me what happened.

[sighs]

So what now?

Stevensons gonna give her that job back?

- Ooh. It's up to her.

- I mean, either way, they owe our family an apology.

All right, gotta wash this day off first.

I love you.

- Why didn't you tell him?

- Because it would break his heart.

- What if he runs into Mr. Stevenson somewhere?

- Well, that's the problem, isn't it?

You make up one story,

then you gotta make up another to cover that story.

Before you know it,

you can't keep any of them straight.

- Am I grounded?

- That's for kids.

You're big-time now. You're a criminal.

- So what's that mean?

- You're gonna owe me.

[soft dramatic music]

♪

[door clicks]

- Hey, need a hand?

- Well, aren't you full service?

- You've missed two sessions.

- Stalking included. - I got worried.

- Look, there's no point, okay? I made it weird.

- We should talk about that. - And make it weirder?

- It's called transference.

When people make progress in therapy,

it's not uncommon to,

you know, develop, like, a crush on the person helping them.

- Okay, well, this right now is definitely not helping,

and I have stuff to do, so...

- All right. See you.

- I'll, uh, go back in my apartment,

count to 50.

- You know what I think?

You have a storied history

of pursuing inaccessible men,

which is a defense mechanism to protect you from rejection.

In fact, you do that with a lot in your life.

I mean, why pursue anything that would make you happy

when there's a chance you might not get it, right?

And you put all that under a nice thick layer

of sex and sarcasm

that makes you bulletproof to any real emotion.

But, uh, you know, hey. What do I know?

I graduated bottom of my class online.

- You can't charge me for that.

- If you don't come back, I've gotta fill your spot.

- Hey, have you seen my purse?

- The, um... the ammo's in the office.

The gun is in the garage

with the lawn stuff.

- How would you ever get to it?

- I just like knowing it's there.

- Okay.

- We were so good with him gone.

[pulsating electronic music]

♪

Purse is on the couch.

[door bell jingles]

[door creaks]

- I'll be right with you.

- Hey, now.

- I don't have it all right now, okay?

- I'm not here for that.

I'm just here for some custom printing.

Word is you do the best work.

I'd like to see how it's done.

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- Oh, no?

'Cause your friend says you do.

I wanna see.

- Well, he's got it wrong.

[gun clicks]

- Show me.

[Gabriel Bruce's "El Musgo"]

♪

- ♪ The trees dance

♪ They sway and bend

♪ To a song that

♪ Never ends

♪ The dragonflies

♪ Are making friends

♪ Unlike you and me

♪

♪ The sun paints patterns

♪ On your skin

♪ Through the lace that

♪ You dress in

♪ You walk on water

♪ But I would rather swim

♪ Whilst you look down on me

♪

♪ I hear your voice

♪ It's loud and clear

♪ I thought we were close

♪ But you were just near

♪

♪ When you talk

♪ It's not your voice that I hear ♪

♪

♪ It's a symphony

♪

- Pulp's gotta dry now.

- Okay.

- Takes a while.

- I got time.

- ♪ So I'll just watch you

♪ From afar

♪ I'll just hope the weather is better ♪

♪ Where you are

♪ I'll wear this mark like a medal ♪

♪ But it's a scar

♪ Where you took my heart

♪ From me

♪

- What do you think?

- I think I need you alive.

♪

chorus: ♪ Ooh

♪