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Oh, don't judge me, May.

I'm stressed about Oh, don't judge me, May.

I'm stressed about Grady versus Grady.

I'm not gonna eat muesli, I need my Chocco Puffs.

Why don't you just tell Mr and Mrs Gruber

that you've never been to court before?

Firstly, they're not married, it's not Mr and Mrs Gruber.

And secondly, I have been to court, I know where it is,

I've just never argued a case in court before.

So, tell them that. Honesty's your best policy.

So, tell them that. For getting fired. No.

For getting fired. No.

A better policy is if I just keep pretending I've got experience,

and then just make Ray take the case back.

- I can do that. - Turn on the lights!

That's rude. Turn them on yourself, Graham.

He shouldn't speak to you like that. Oh, no.

He shouldn't speak to you like that. He's got a new smart hub thing.

He's got a new smart hub thing.

Veloxa, turn on the lights.

You need to download special Veloxa, turn on the lights.

You need to download special software. You'll have to tell him.

You need to download special Oh!

Oh!

Veloxa, turn on the lights!

Helen says you have to download special software for it.

Helen says you have to download Veloxa, download special software.

Veloxa, download special software.

For the love of God.

Guys...what are we doing? Shh!

We're waiting for the special software to be downloaded.

We're waiting for the special OK.

OK.

That's not how it works.

Alright? You have to go online, download the software.

There's probably an app you have to get for your phone.

There's probably an app It's quite complicated...

It's quite complicated...

Software downloaded.

OK, that one isn't, but most of them...are.

OK, that one isn't, So you're lucky you got that one.

So you're lucky you got that one.

Alright. Moving on.

The executor of the Pinkerton estate isn't coping,

he's asked us to help.

Pinkerton? Was he the hoarder?

Don't say hoarder, Ray, it's pejorative.

Sorry, was he the guy who was rubbish bin challenged?

Executor work? Bags not. Yeah, bags not.

Sorry, since when did we apportion work in this office by bagsing?

Sorry, since when did we apportion We don't. That said, bags not.

We don't. That said, bags not.

This one's on you, Roz. Technically it's not legal work

so I believe it remains in your purview.

Agreed.

However, it is a big job,

so I've asked someone to come in and give me a hand.

so I've asked someone to come in Get out. You have not!

Get out. You have not!

Oh, I most certainly have.

Oh, well done, Roz. This is magic stuff from you.

Nice one, Roz.

Sorry, I missed it. Who's coming in? What's happening?

Sorry, I missed it. Who's coming in? Fun Peggy. She used to clerk here.

Fun Peggy. She used to clerk here.

Hope you've got some of those Fun Peggy. She used to clerk here.

Hope you've got some of those old lady nappy things, Helen.

Because you are gonna wet your pants.

Because you are gonna She's the funniest woman ever.

She's the funniest woman ever.

She truly is just one of the greats. Mmm.

Sorry, why have I got the Grady case?

Didn't I hand this over to you, Helen?

Yeah, I think that one's going to court, though,

Yeah, I think that one's so that was supposed to go to Ray.

so that was supposed to go to Ray.

Remember...remember the time when so that was supposed to go to Ray.

Remember...remember the time when Peggy came in wearing the eye patch?

Remember...remember the time when

Had she had an operation? No, like a pirate.

She's a loose unit. She was making a point about focus.

Peggy has a diploma in communication therapy.

Right. That sounds made up.

Ray did say he was going to... Heyyyyyy-ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

She's here!

Look who it is!

Oh, Peggy! Peggy!

Helen! Yeah?

Helen! Helen, come and meet Peggy.

Helen, come and meet Peggy.

Quick sticks! Oh, running.

Hello, Peggy!

Oh! Bloody... Yep.

OK.

Question for you, Helen. Yes.

Are you ready to board the fun train?

Bit busy this morning, but if there's a fun bus later,

maybe I could get on that.

All roads lead to Fun Town, Helen. Get there however you like.

Honk! Honk! Fun Truck coming through.

Honk! Honk!

I'm out of here before I lose my whole day.

Ray, don't forget that file, Ray.

The orange one. The Grady case. It's going to court...

Or I can bring it to you, it doesn't matter. Whatever.

Coffee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Coffee? - No, not you.

No, not you.

Oh, thank you.

Is it too late to order scones, do you think?

Not a menu. Oh.

Not a menu. It's inspiration. OK.

It's inspiration. OK.

So, Carole, are these the texts? Yes.

I typed them up with the date received next to each one.

OK. "Happy anniversary, darling. I miss you.

OK. "Happy anniversary, darling. "All my love, Leonard."

"All my love, Leonard."

And Leonard's your husband?

Who died six months ago.

But you got this text last month? Correct.

While I was with Richard, my new lover.

"With" Richard, if you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, I do. Let's move on.

"My love, you look more and more beautiful every day, Leonard."

"My love, you look more and more Two weeks ago.

Two weeks ago.

"Carole, darling, can't wait to get lost in your bush?"

"Carole, darling, can't wait Oh, sorry. No, that's from Richard.

Oh, sorry. No, that's from Richard.

Just go down to the next one,

that came when I was at the supermarket last week.

"Don't forget the milk, my love, you always forget the milk.

"Smiley face. Leonard."

Wow. This is pretty weird. I know.

I only ever forgot the milk once. I mean, one time.

Yeah. I meant because he's dead.

Well, I know that's weird too, but honestly, the milk thing,

Well, I know that's weird too, I mean, let it go, Leonard.

I mean, let it go, Leonard.

Yeah. Have you tried texting the number?

Yeah. Have you tried Yes. I got this.

Yes. I got this.

Right.

"Your message could not be delivered. Heaven is outside the NBN network."

"Your message could not be delivered. Right. OK.

Right. OK.

I thought there might be something about it in Leonard's will.

Yeah. Well, I've got the will, so I will have a quick squiz now.

Richard's only the second man I've been with, if you can believe that.

Richard's only the second man I've We met at a widows' wine tasting.

We met at a widows' wine tasting.

And one minute we were talking

and the next we were just kissing passionate...

I might need some, um...shush to concentrate.

It's quite busy language. So...

Hmm. Let me just...focus.

I do regret not putting it about more when I was younger.

I mean, how many men have you been with, do you think?

Sorry. I was not listening. But I'm sure it was interesting.

Look, the only thing that stands out in here

is a trust account set up to make payments to BTG Holdings.

is a trust account set up Does that name mean anything to you?

Does that name mean anything to you?

No. I don't think so.

I think you're gonna No. I don't think so.

I think you're gonna have to leave it with me.

I'll get back to you as soon as I know anything.

But, let's... Oh.

..let's get you out. Thank you. It's interesting.

Mm-hm.

Leonard was a very selfish man in the bedroom.

OK.

Whereas Richard...very considerate.

A beautiful lover.

Always putting me first. How nice.

Oh, is that from Leonard?

No. It's from Richard, my lover.

OK. Don't encourage her, George.

Thanks, Carole. I'll...

..let you know how I go.

Can you please look into that for me? BTG Holdings?

Yeah. I just need an address or a phone number.

I can't find anything. Did you search the dark web?

I can't find anything. No? How do you do that?

No? How do you do that?

Normally I just type "search the dark web."

Does that work? Not so far.

But one day, who knows. I might catch them with their guard down,

suddenly I'm in and I'm dark webbing.

suddenly I'm in Yep. Sounds like how it happens.

Yep. Sounds like how it happens.

Can you put that on Ray's desk for me?

Don't tell him it's from me, just put it on his desk. Thank you.

Beep! Beep!

Oh... Beep!

Yep. Safe to... Safe to go.

Rarr! Yep. Safe to... Safe to go.

Rarr! There we go.

Rarr! Oh, good fun. Good fun.

Oh, good fun. Good fun.

Roz?

Rozzy, they're chalking the tyres.

What was that for? Always be ready.

What was that for? An agile body means an agile mind.

An agile body means an agile mind.

There you go.

Thanks. Just what I need.

Someone wasn't ready.

How are you fitting in Hell-Bear? Helen?

How are you fitting in Hell-Bear? Oh, look out, here comes trouble.

Oh, look out, here comes trouble.

Ray doesn't want this. He says Oh, look out, here comes trouble.

Ray doesn't want this. He says he can't be arsed going to court.

Ray doesn't want this. He says And this is the address you wanted.

And this is the address you wanted.

Ooh, where'd you find that? Dark web?

Ooh, where'd you find that? The light one.

The light one.

Alrighty. Me, back to the grind.

Mmm.

See you, George. I'll be late tomorrow.

I'm checking out this BTG Holdings place.

No worries. See you. Oh, Helen, hang on a sec.

Always be ready.

She's been hiding down here the whole time.

Wow. The whole time.

Wow. That is such a good use of your time.

That is such a good use of your time.

Hi, Viktor. Good girl. Right on time.

Come in. Come in. I'll let your dad know you're here.

Thank you.

See how much easier life is when you make an appointment?

Yes. Appointments are the heart of every family.

Now, he's still beavering away at his memoirs

Now, he's still but I say it's time for an aperitif.

but I say it's time for an aperitif.

How about a little sherry?

- Do you like sherry? - No.

A little sherry for you there, Helen.

Oh, yummy.

Helen tells me she's never been to court, Tip, not once,

I don't believe it. It's true.

Oh, Helen, don't be silly, that can't be true.

Never argued a case in court. Just imagine.

Well, I can't. I can't imagine that. Are you sure?

Jesus, get me a bible, I'll swear on it.

Alright. Don't snap. Sorry.

Why don't we have a little mock trial, bit of role play,

Why don't we have a little mock let Helen practise her court game.

let Helen practise her court game.

No, I don't think we need to do that. Wonderful idea.

No. I just wanted to talk to you about the case.

Shall I fetch your wig? Add a little gravitas?

I want an idea of procedure. Oh, yes, the wig. Why not?

Let's take the old horsehair out for a run. What do you think, Helen?

Yeah. Great. Let's all put wigs on and pretend to be in court.

You don't get a wig.

Proceed.

Right. So...

No.

What's that face?

Well, you didn't bow.

You've got to bow to the coat of arms above the judge's head.

OK. How's that?

Well, that felt a tad sarcastic.

It should be more of an earnest nod to justice.

It should be more of Like so.

Like so.

Spot on. Very nice, Tip.

Better. Hmm.

Better. Alright. Good morning, everyone.

Alright. Good morning, everyone.

What... What? What?!

"Good morning, everyone." What... What? What?!

"Good morning, everyone." It's not school assembly.

You say, "Good morning, your honour."

Whatever. can we just fast forward to the bit that matters.

Respect for convention, procedure and due process,

it all matters, Helen.

Do you have the affidavit, Miss Fisk?

Do you have the affidavit, Yes. I have it. Just hang on.

Yes. I have it. Just hang on.

I'm sorry, did you just ask Yes. I have it. Just hang on.

I'm sorry, did you just ask the court to "hang on"?

Either present the affidavit or declare you don't have it.

I'm looking for it, just hang on, give me a second, Dad, I mean...

..your honour, whoever you are,

obviously there's more than one affidavit here,

so which one am I looking for? Oh, Helen.

Not helping, Viktor. Don't badger the defence.

- Oh, for fucks sake. - That's contempt.

May I see the plaintiff's bank records.

No. I don't have them. I'm still waiting for copies.

So why are we here? This was your idea.

So why are we here? I just wanted to get some tips.

I just wanted to get some tips.

You two wanted to come in here and yell at me in stereo.

This is exactly what's going to happen, Helen.

Judges are busy people. You cannot waste the court's time.

Judges are busy people. Preparedness is key.

Preparedness is key.

But do you have to be so mean about it?

You know, "Ooh, look at me and Tippy, we know everything about court.

"I'm the boss. I wear a wig. Helen's an idiot."

I don't even want to go to court, Dad. Court's stupid.

Helen. Helen. You mustn't say that, not about our justice system.

Oh, who cares? Oh, dear, tears.

Oh, who cares? No, not tears.

No, not tears.

Tip, can you deal with that? We can't have tears.

I'm not crying. I'm just frustrated. And I don't even care.

And I'll just see you both tomorrow for dinner.

And I'll just see you both 6:00pm Helen. We like early dinner.

6:00pm Helen. We like early dinner.

Yes. I know.

- Well, don't be late and... - Don't be early, either.

Well, that didn't go well.

Wig. What?

Wig. Respect the wig.

Respect the wig.

Oh...

"Veloxa can make calls and send texts with ease".

"Veloxa can make calls Give that a go.

Give that a go.

Veloxa, send Helen a text.

OK. What would you like it to say?

Say hello.

I'm right here, guys.

Did you get the text?

Yeah. It says, "Say hello."

Oh, great. What else is there?

Ooh, we've got music Oh, great. What else is there?

Ooh, we've got music and entertainment.

Veloxa "find us some beats".

Searching. I'm heading off, May.

But, oh... You don't care.

'Cause...got a breakfast discotheque going on.

Enjoy that.

Is this BTG? Yeah.

Which stands for...? Beyond The Grave Messaging.

Which stands for...? Take a seat.

Take a seat.

So... On this?

Yeah. Yeah.

So, you're the one sending Yeah. Yeah.

So, you're the one sending text messages from dead people?

It's an automated system, but essentially, yes.

I need to shut down an account, the widow is not enjoying the texts.

That's interesting feedback. What exactly isn't she enjoying?

The fact that they're coming from her husband, who is dead.

OK. What's the name? Leonard Vyvian Foxton.

Am I sitting on this right?

Yep. Got him. He signed up for the gold package,

Yep. Got him. He signed up which includes geo-tracking.

which includes geo-tracking.

I don't know what that means.

When the widow's phone is located in certain places,

it triggers specific messages. Like the supermarket.

That's a rather uninspired use of it, but yes.

That's a rather uninspired How do I stop it?

How do I stop it?

You could tell your client to stop going to the supermarket.

Let's assume my client needs to eat occasionally.

How does she get her groceries

without being haunted by her dead husband?

You'd have to close the account. Great. Let's do that.

Alright.. I'll just need permission from the account holder.

Who is dead. Yes.

It's tricky, isn't it?

Yeah.

Always be ready to be agile in business.

Always be ready And agile in the agileness of mind.

And agile in the agileness of mind.

Hey, hey, hey. Settle down there, fireball.

We're not doing agility bats at the moment. Thank you.

We're not doing agility bats Don't snatch.

Don't snatch.

And do you know why?

Because it's time...to...

..work.

Yeah. We're in work mode, Helen.

So... Work mode.

Feels more like Playschool mode, George.

Hey, Ray?

Always be ready... Jesus.

Always be ready... Arrgh! Don't!

Arrgh! Don't!

OK. Listen.

This case is going to court,

and I could do it, I just think you should do it.

Yeah. I've told you, I'm not going to court, it's a massive time suck.

Exactly. That's why I hate going to court, too, such a time suck.

Whose time, do you think is more important, Fisk?

Whose time, do you think I want to say...

I want to say...

Mine. I want to say...

Mine. ..yours.

Is there a problem? 'Cause you are starting to shit me.

Is there a problem? There's no problem, Ray.

There's no problem, Ray.

I'm going to go to court, like I've done countless times before.

I'm going to go to court, like Don't even worry about it.

Don't even worry about it.

Oh. Funny every time.

Never gets old. I know.

Never gets old. It's really good, isn't it?

It's really good, isn't it?

Helen, what are you doing out here? Oh...God.

Helen, what are you doing out here? It's not six o'clock, Viktor

It's not six o'clock, Viktor

You always say, "Be on time.

"Don't be early, don't be late,

"be on time."

Helen, don't be so silly. Come inside. Look. I've had a great idea.

I'm going to help you organise your court documents.

No, thanks. I don't want anymore of your help.

Helen? Jesus!

Helen? What are you doing? Come inside.

What are you doing? Come inside.

Tip's going to show you What are you doing? Come inside.

Tip's going to show you his special system,

Tip's going to show you help you with your court case.

help you with your court case.

No. I know what happens. You both just yell at me.

No. Thank you. I'd rather... No-one is going to yell...

Come on, Helen. Get out of the car. Come inside.

Tony, leave the door alone, I'm doing it. Come on.

You leave the door... I can't get out that side.

Just open this side. Both of you, hands in the air.

Just open this side. For heaven's...

For heaven's...

God, you're like a pair For heaven's...

God, you're like a pair of geriatric car jackers

God, you're like a pair that don't know what they're doing.

that don't know what they're doing.

You just pull the button.

I don't know what you thought you were doing.

Colours, post-it notes, documents.

Good.

The post-it note is your friend. Good.

The post-it note is your friend. OK.

Always remember that. Yep.

Why am I tabbing twice?

This, this...

There, into your pile.

No. No. No.

Don't touch. Just stand back.

What about this one?

You don't need that.

Exactly the way. Apricot for affidavit.

Apricot for affidavit. Well done. Good job, Helen.

Gorgeous. Thank you. Nice.

Hey, Viktor, here's a funny joke.

Puerile.

Do you want another one? No. I'm good.

I want to see an affidavit now. Go!

No. Too long. Yep. I've got it...

Here it is. Done. Too long.

You've been dismissed from court. It's too late.

You've been dismissed from court. You've got to be quicker. Try again.

You've got to be quicker. Try again.

And the affidavit?

Ah, well done, you.

For the record, the judge won't applaud you.

For the record, I'm just being encouraging, Tip.

I'm just being encouraging, Tip.

Thank you, Your Honour.

Ooh, well done again.

I find in favour of the plaintiff

and congratulate Ms Helen Tudor-Fisk on a wonderful job.

and congratulate Ms Helen Tudor-Fisk Well done, you.

Well done, you.

Thank you. Bring it in, Viktor. Well done, you.

Thank you. Bring it in, Viktor. High five?

Thank you. Bring it in, Viktor. No high fiving in court, Helen.

No high fiving in court, Helen.

I'll high five you, Helen. Good on you, Dad.

That's the spirit. I get one from the judge.

Uh... What?

Uh... Just a moment.

Just a moment.

Respecting the wig.

No, Dad, it's fine.

Dad, we've missed the moment. We've missed the moment.

Veloxa, send Helen a text. Oh, Veloxa, please don't.

Veloxa, send Helen a text. I'm right here. Good morning, Graham.

I'm right here. Good morning, Graham.

Good morning, Veloxa. Will you be joining us for breakfast?

I'm sorry. I don't understand the question.

Don't tease her, Helen, it's not a toy.

It's not a Tamagotchi either. You don't have to walk it.

Today. Second shimmy.

That's it.

Yeah. It is good. Yeah.

And work... And play.

We move the company forward, today.

You went a bit early. Yes. I know. A bit early.

You went a bit early. When we connect...

When we connect...

Through work...and play.

We move the company forward today.

Helen!!!!! Get in here!

Yeah. Come on.

I'm coming.

Come on, Fisk. Get involved.

Yeah. OK. Why not? I like chips. Come on, Fisk. Get involved.

Yeah. OK. Why not? I like chips. I'm in.

Hey, good news, everyone, about Grady versus Grady.

It's going to court and I'm all over it.

It's going to court Yeah. I'm going to win that case

Yeah. I'm going to win that case

and then I'm going to Yeah. I'm going to win that case

and then I'm going to move the company forward today.

But next week when I go to court, not today.

No, I don't think so. No. That one's not going to court.

Yes. It is. Nuh.

They called this morning and agreed to settle.

No. No. No. We're not settling, no way.

Can you give us a sec, guys? No way. You are kidding.

Can you give us a sec, guys? Not doing it.

Not doing it.

Leave the chips, mate.

We're not settling.

I'm all over it.

This always happens, Fisk. Nobody wants to go to court.

Last minute they make an offer. And it's a good offer.

No. It isn't. I reckon I can get heaps more.

No. It isn't. I think they're running scared,

I think they're running scared,

'cause they know there's a Fisk I think they're running scared,

'cause they know there's a Fisk on the case.

I say we reject the offer. All in favour?

Oh, come on, guys. I'm so prepared.

You should see my system. Court is all about preparedness.

I'm telling you, I can win this if you let me take it all the way.

Ehh, you might, you might not.

I worked really hard. I know I can win it.

I worked really hard. Yes. But it's not about you.

Yes. But it's not about you.

It kind of is about me because I've Yes. But it's not about you.

It kind of is about me because I've never argued a case in court before

- and this is my big chance... - What?!

..to prove to everybody... What did you say?

I said, I'll accept the offer, just as you suggested.

I said, I'll accept the offer, Thanks for your wise counsel.

Thanks for your wise counsel.

Let's pretend this conversation never happened.

Hey, Peggy, I think your clock's wrong.

Apparently it's time to crush Helen's dreams.

Classic Helen.

Never been to court?

Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if ROZ: Never been to court?

Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if she even has a law degree, Raymond.

Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if You've got a chip on your chest.

You've got a chip on your chest.

Right. You.

Listen up. Carole, take a seat. Right. You.

Listen up. Carole, take a seat. It's surprisingly comfortable.

What is this?

That is a letter informing you

of my intention to apply for a That is a letter informing you

of my intention to apply for a personal safety intervention order.

of my intention to apply for a A what?

A what?

It's like a restraining order to stop you from sending texts to my client.

I have evidence they are causing severe mental anguish.

There's no evidence of that. I beg to differ.

I have an affidavit from Carole Foxton

who swears the first time she got a message from her dead husband,

she almost stepped out in front of a bus.

she almost That's true I did.

That's true I did.

I have security camera footage showing my client

dropping a full jar, a full jar of gherkins in the supermarket,

upon receiving a text reminding her...

Badgering, it felt like badgering not reminding.

Badgering, it felt like ..badgering her to get the milk.

..badgering her to get the milk.

These don't show anything.

I have a medical certificate

stating that Carole Foxton has a weak heart.

Receiving a text message from a dead person,

could induce shock and/or death.

I have a stat dec from Richard Froggert.

Who? He's my lover.

Carole, I thought we agreed

you weren't going to use that word anymore?

We said 'paramour'. Remember. Sorry.

Richard is Carole's paramour. Her what?

The gentleman with whom she is having relations.

What? Oh, for God's sake, they're doing it.

OK. I don't need to see a picture of that.

OK. I don't need to see It's not a picture, it's a statement.

It's not a picture, it's a statement.

Richard claims that the texts are affecting their sex life.

Richard claims that the texts It's interfering with...

It's interfering with...

You know what? It doesn't matter what It's interfering with...

You know what? It doesn't matter what it says, we don't need to read it,

just know that it's there

and further proof that these texts are causing psychological damage.

And physical. He finds it very hard. No. No.

to get an... No. Carole.

We don't need to get into that. I just made that point.

We don't need to get into that. How long did all this take you?

How long did all this take you?

Two days. Just two days. All this and more.

Shall I go on? Please don't.

Running scared, are we? No. I'm just bored. Alright?

I'll shut down the account. She won't receive anymore texts.

Thank you. Case closed.

I find in favour of the plaintiff.

Don't bang my stuff.

Yeah. I did go a bit hard. I'm sorry about that.

Carole...get you out of there. Thank you.

Next time, just block the number, you whackjob.

Next time, just block I'm sorry. What's that now?

I'm sorry. What's that now?

You could have just blocked the number.

What's happening? It's not your business, Carole.

What's happening? Wait for me outside.

Wait for me outside.

I couldn't have just blocked Wait for me outside.

I couldn't have just blocked the number and I'll tell you why.

A, because then you would still be taking money

from an account that technically belongs to my client.

And, B, I didn't know you could block a number.

And, B, I didn't know But that is handy information.

But that is handy information.

Can you tell me how you do that But that is handy information.

Can you tell me how you do that because my uncle is driving me...

You know what? I'm going to work it out myself.

It's probably in the manual. I'll have a look. OK?

Let's go, Carole. Carole?

This way. Yeah. Thank you. Let's go.

Hey, uh, Peggy's leaving.

Oh, OK.

You have to come and say goodbye.

Oh. Alright.

And that's it. Another job well done.

And another absolute hoot of a week. Thank you, Peggy.

Aww, thank you. See you, Peg.

See you on the socials, Georgie. HelBear...

See you, Peggy. It's been a real treat.

Just need to chase you up for that merchandise cash.

It'll be 20 for the bats and 15 for the clock.

It'll be 20 for the bats Come on. 15 bucks?

Come on. 15 bucks?

It doesn't even work. Doesn't it?

Can I just give it back? You could, you could, you could.

But wouldn't you want to invest in your personal growth?

But wouldn't you want to invest I think you should invest, Helen.

I think you should invest, Helen.

Are you investing? I think you should invest, Helen.

Are you investing? I would but I can't afford it.

How about I do you a buy one, get one free deal, Helen?

How about I do you Thanks, Peggy. Thank you, Helen.

Thanks, Peggy. Thank you, Helen.

How does that work for me?

I take card if that's easier. Fine. Yep. Sure.

I take card if that's easier. Thanks for the good times, Peg.

Thanks for the good times, Peg.

Here you go, mate. Thanks, Ray.

Oh, you sure you don't want to purchase it

and invest in your personal growth?

What did I tell you? One of the greats.

What did I tell you?

Thanks, Peggy.

Oh, and an EFTPOS surcharge.

Oh...come on.

I need to see HR.

Veloxa, how do you block someone's number?

To block someone's number, tap the info button

next to the contact or phone number.

Then tap "Block This Caller"

Shit. That really was quicker.

Veloxa, how do you search the dark web?

Veloxa, Alert activated.

Alert activated.

Illegal activity detected.

Ooh... Hey. Hey. Hey. Any search of the dark web

is unlawful

and considered a threat

to national security.

Shoosh.

Shoosh. Your ISP has been recorded

Your ISP has been recorded

and forwarded to the relevant cyber...

Oh...

(AND Helen, what on earth are you doing?

Helen, what on earth are you doing?

Alrighty. We've got 10 minutes I reckon, May. 10 minutes. Get out.

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