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Come here. 8 00:00:37,792 --> 00:00:39,709 - [chuckles] - Come here. 9 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:42,834 [both laugh] 10 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,542 - Ah. - Ah. 11 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:47,875 - [growls] - You're naughty. 12 00:00:47,959 --> 00:00:50,875 [laughs] 13 00:00:50,959 --> 00:00:57,208 ♪ ♪ 14 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,750 [jaguar growls] 15 00:00:59,834 --> 00:01:06,792 ♪ ♪ 16 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:11,792 [jaguar snarling] 17 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:17,083 [pleasant music] 18 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:24,208 ♪ ♪ 19 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:38,375 [dog barking] 20 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,250 - Hello. 21 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,750 Anybody home? 22 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:45,792 Can you tell the petunias 23 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:47,625 that the coffee grounds are here, 24 00:01:47,709 --> 00:01:48,917 so wake up? 25 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,542 [laughs] 26 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:52,417 You know, the great thing about you, Mr. Snail, 27 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:55,000 is that you'll always have a roof over your head. 28 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:58,667 [whispering] Even if we don't. 29 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:01,083 Andale, Nando! 30 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:02,250 Tell your mom and sister to hurry. 31 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:03,834 I wanna beat traffic. 32 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:05,542 - There's already a traffic jam in the bathroom. 33 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,583 Aurora! 34 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:09,041 Aurora, let's go! 35 00:02:10,917 --> 00:02:12,709 Let's go! 36 00:02:12,792 --> 00:02:15,250 - That's natural fertilizer right there. 37 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:20,000 It's potassium, phosphate, nitrogen. 38 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:21,834 At least I hope that's all you have. 39 00:02:21,917 --> 00:02:27,083 ♪ ♪ 40 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:29,041 Let's go! 41 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:32,291 - Gustavo. 42 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:34,458 Mi amor. 43 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:35,959 I was thinking, 44 00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:38,583 should we build a second bathroom? 45 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:41,583 Or should we use the money for air-conditioning? 46 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:45,250 ♪ ♪ 47 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,750 [laughs] 48 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:50,709 ♪ ♪ 49 00:02:50,792 --> 00:02:52,709 - Aurora, come on. 50 00:02:52,792 --> 00:02:55,375 - Coming. 51 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:56,875 [speaking Spanish] 52 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,417 [sighs] 53 00:03:00,917 --> 00:03:03,291 - Nando! 54 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:04,959 Come on, I'm leaving. 55 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:07,667 - Where's your brother? Where's Nando? 56 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,375 [engine turning over] 57 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,083 Nando! 58 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:14,083 Nando! 59 00:03:15,792 --> 00:03:17,125 - I'm coming! 60 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:20,041 - [speaking Spanish] 61 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,208 I don't care. I don't care. 62 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:30,959 Get outta here! This is my house! 63 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,709 They wanna throw us out of the house. 64 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,709 Please. I have my kid here. 65 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:44,041 Don't let them do this. 66 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,291 Gustavo, please, look. 67 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:49,417 - Help me, Gustavo, please. 68 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,709 Please help me. 69 00:03:50,792 --> 00:03:53,583 - They let her buy a house she can't afford? 70 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,792 - Yeah, they did. [groans] 71 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:57,875 - Oh, nada. 72 00:03:57,959 --> 00:03:59,041 I just gotta stop eating chicharróns 73 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:00,458 before I go to bed. 74 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,166 - Please, Gustavo. Help me, Gustavo. 75 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,583 Gustavo. 76 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:10,041 - 12. 77 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,083 13. 78 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:13,083 - Hey! [horn honks] 79 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:16,375 [upbeat music] 80 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:27,083 - Andale, Chuy. I have a job interview. 81 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,583 Come on, man. 82 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:29,959 - Hey, Chuy. 83 00:04:30,041 --> 00:04:31,625 What happened? She doesn't kiss you anymore? 84 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:33,125 - Long time ago. 85 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:39,792 ♪ ♪ 86 00:04:44,709 --> 00:04:46,458 Look at this shit. 87 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:50,375 - [whistles] 88 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:57,500 ♪ ♪ 89 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,125 [horns honking] 90 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:40,959 - Stop, stop, stop. Drop me here. 91 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,542 Drop me here, Papi. Drop me here. Drop me here. 92 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:44,500 - Stop. - Let me out! Let me out! 93 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:46,000 - It's not till the next block. 94 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:47,542 - Let her out. 95 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:48,834 Go, mi'ja. 96 00:05:48,917 --> 00:05:50,625 - Good luck, baby! 97 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:53,625 - Hey, let's go before we get carjacked. 98 00:05:53,709 --> 00:06:00,709 ♪ ♪ 99 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:09,709 Rise and shine? - Do it. 100 00:06:09,792 --> 00:06:14,208 ♪ ♪ 101 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:17,083 - Are we done yet? 102 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:18,834 - Ah, ah, ah, not till 3:00. 103 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:23,500 - Hey, Pops, how come these places are always empty? 104 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,875 - Yeah, it does seem like we spend 105 00:06:24,959 --> 00:06:26,500 more time in their homes than they do. 106 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,208 Hey, Chuy, angle the rows. 107 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:31,208 It's better for the grass. 108 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,583 - ♪ La-da-da ♪ - Flaco. 109 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,041 Come on, I'm not paying you to stand around 110 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:35,542 listening to birds. 111 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:38,417 [lawn mower rumbling] 112 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:42,709 I should be in charge of 500 guys. 113 00:06:42,792 --> 00:06:44,375 I should give the orders, not take 'em. 114 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:45,709 That's all I'm asking. 115 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:47,291 - You got a problem? 116 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:51,583 - Mosquitos kill more people than sharks. 117 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:54,750 - Thank you. 118 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,083 - It's time we give this mule a proper burial. 119 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:00,083 - [grunts] 120 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:01,792 - What's your name? - Tiffany. 121 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:03,417 - Yeah, I have never seen anything like it. 122 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:04,917 - Ah. [speaking Spanish] 123 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,709 Mrs. Glickman, por favor, if I could have a minute. 124 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:08,375 - It is the third will I've prepared this month 125 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:09,917 for that horny old bastard. 126 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,750 - If you have a moment, I'd like to ask you a favor. 127 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:13,417 - Not now, please. Yeah. 128 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,583 Each with a different female beneficiary. 129 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:16,792 - If I could have a small advance, 130 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:17,875 I could do a lot of extras. 131 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,083 I could clean the plants inside, the gutters. 132 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:21,250 I just need a small-- 133 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:25,709 - Mi housekeeper handle-y staff-o stuff-o. 134 00:07:25,792 --> 00:07:28,917 - [stammers] I could be on call 24-7. 135 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:33,166 - Your competition works first month free. 136 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:37,917 - [sighs] Did you just fire me? 137 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,875 - I need to be thrifty, like everyone else, Hector. 138 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:42,208 - [stammers] 139 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:45,125 Hector? 140 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:46,792 Who the hell is Hector? 141 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:50,166 [crew speaking Spanish] 142 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,166 Well, let's pack up our gear. 143 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,542 The Hondurans poached another one. 144 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:56,625 - Cowards. 145 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:58,458 Stealing our customers. 146 00:07:58,542 --> 00:07:59,875 - They're no cowards. 147 00:07:59,959 --> 00:08:02,166 If they didn't swim across the Gulf of Mexico, 148 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,667 they walked through a hot desert to get here. 149 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,208 That's no cowards. 150 00:08:06,291 --> 00:08:07,834 - Okay, but you were born here, right? 151 00:08:07,917 --> 00:08:09,083 You're a taxpaying citizen, 152 00:08:09,166 --> 00:08:10,917 just like the president. 153 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,125 And because of these illegals, you can't feed your family. 154 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:17,792 - [grunting] 155 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:20,834 [somber music] 156 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,834 ♪ ♪ 157 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:24,917 - [whistles] 158 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:28,917 - Chuy. Hey, Chuy. 159 00:08:30,417 --> 00:08:32,041 What are you doing, Chuy? 160 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:33,500 Huh? Stealing their lawn mower? 161 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:35,000 Three strikes and you go to jail forever. 162 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:36,709 - In the clink, I get three meals and free dental. 163 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:37,709 - You're not in the clink. 164 00:08:37,792 --> 00:08:39,250 You're free and you're gonna stay that way. 165 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,041 - No, no, no, no. 166 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:43,333 No, no, no, no. No, no. 167 00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:45,208 No, no, no, no, no, no. 168 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,041 No, no, no, no. No, no. 169 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:48,875 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 170 00:08:48,959 --> 00:08:50,709 - It's nothing. No, no. Wait, no. 171 00:08:50,792 --> 00:08:52,583 Mira, mira, guys. 172 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:53,834 - [growls] 173 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:57,375 [tense music] 174 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:58,667 - We're not. We're not stealing it. 175 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,041 I was trying to return it. 176 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,166 No, no, we just-- [grunts] 177 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,208 [all shouting] 178 00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:11,291 ♪ ♪ 179 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:16,250 - Yah! 180 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:23,125 ♪ ♪ 181 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,250 [both grunting] 182 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:34,959 ♪ ♪ 183 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:43,500 [siren wailing] 184 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,000 - [whistles] 185 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,417 - La migra! 186 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,750 La migra! 187 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:52,417 Vámanos! Vámanos! 188 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,959 [all shouting] 189 00:09:55,041 --> 00:09:56,875 - Get down. Don't move. - Get outta here! 190 00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:58,417 - Andale! Andale! Vamos! 191 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,250 - What's going on here? 192 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,583 - Take this. I'm a repeat offender. 193 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:03,583 I got priors. 194 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:04,750 - What are y'all fighting about? 195 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,417 I'm gonna arrest one of y'all. 196 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,500 - [laughs nervously] 197 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:14,959 [wistful music] 198 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:22,041 ♪ ♪ 199 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:33,792 - Uh, four? 200 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:34,959 - Hi. - Hi. 201 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:36,291 You speak English? 202 00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,291 - Sí. 203 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:39,625 - Your parents have a gardener? 204 00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:41,041 - Mm, yes. 205 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:42,667 - Okay. How much? 206 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,500 - My accountant. - $100. 207 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,834 - What? - [speaking Spanish] 208 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,792 No, it's a dollar! 209 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:50,000 - [speaking Spanish] 210 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,667 - Excuse me, sir? 211 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,959 I was driving by and I noticed a fine gentleman like yourself 212 00:10:55,041 --> 00:10:56,500 doing this lawn. 213 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,166 Why don't you let me and my boys do that for you? 214 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,625 - Oh, no. I do my own chores. 215 00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:01,792 Curls for the girls. 216 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:02,834 - Wait a minute. 217 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:03,959 You're that guy 218 00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:05,083 from "Days of Our Wives," aren't you? 219 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,792 - Troy Hudson. - [laughs] 220 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,000 - Yeah, yeah, didn't you win, like, a dozen Daytime Emmys 221 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:10,083 or something like that? 222 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,917 - 11, actually, but for some reason, 223 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,792 people tend to exaggerate when they talk about me. 224 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,000 - Yeah. 225 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:19,709 You know, my wife went through a box of tissues 226 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:21,166 the day your show got canceled. 227 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,333 - Oh. 228 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:24,875 If a woman cries over me, she's not the poorer for it. 229 00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:26,166 - So what's your secret? 230 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,500 - Oh, do you want the simple or the complex answer to that? 231 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:32,125 [chuckles] Women just love to be loved. 232 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:35,834 - Do you know anybody else that could use our services? 233 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:38,041 - Oh, the Hancock place could use some attention. 234 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,709 Just down there on the left. 235 00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:40,917 - Down here? - Yeah. 236 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,500 - Thank you. - All right, gentlemen. 237 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,500 - Good afternoon. 238 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,333 This is the Alvarez Landscaping Company. 239 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:47,542 We're looking for work. 240 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:48,834 [beeping] - Threat detected. 241 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,166 - Siri lives here. 242 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,542 - Threat detected. - What do you expect? 243 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,166 You look like a bandit. 244 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,375 - Gustavo, I think I broke into this house once. 245 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:58,041 - Threat detected. 246 00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,792 Threat detect-- 247 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:03,542 [curious music] 248 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:10,625 ♪ ♪ 249 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,333 - I've seen this spread before. 250 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:18,583 They filmed "Machete Massacre" here. 251 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,125 - It's a disaster. 252 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:23,917 - No, listen to me. 253 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,417 You see trash, I see cash. 254 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,917 This is an opportunity. 255 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:28,917 You know the Lopez gang? 256 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,417 That's how they got the Playboy Club. 257 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,750 - I bet they even get sleepovers. 258 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,417 - Gardeners with benefits. - [laughs] 259 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,458 - Quit clowning around. Come on. 260 00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:35,583 Let's clean up. Let's go. 261 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,417 [doorbell chimes] 262 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,750 Hello! [dog barking] 263 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,250 Gustavo Alvarez. 264 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:43,250 If your garden is a mess, I will clean it for less. 265 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:47,208 [dog barking] 266 00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:51,333 Hey, anybody home? 267 00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:54,709 [sighs] 268 00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:58,583 ♪ ♪ 269 00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,125 Hello! 270 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:07,208 ♪ ♪ 271 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:20,166 - [sighs] 272 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,959 [grunts] 273 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:25,375 - [breathing heavily] 274 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:33,125 - You won't be the first maid I've fired for complaining. 275 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,917 [chuckles] 276 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,417 - Lupe, come play with me. 277 00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:41,583 - Oh, here. I'm back here. 278 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:44,875 Come here. 279 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,959 [upbeat music] 280 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:57,750 ♪ ♪ 281 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:05,917 - [speaking Spanish] 282 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,250 - Anything wrong, Lupe? 283 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,000 - No. 284 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,166 - Good. 285 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,375 I'm going to need you to stay a little longer today. 286 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,500 - Any day but today. 287 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:26,667 Today is my anniversary-- 288 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,333 - You know how upset Henry gets 289 00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:31,166 if you're not here when he wakes from his nap. 290 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,417 Mm. 291 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,875 - [speaking Spanish] 292 00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:44,500 There you go! 293 00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,000 - [laughs] 294 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,667 [laughs] Sí, sí. 295 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,500 Two fake IDs. - Congratulations, jefe. 296 00:14:57,583 --> 00:15:02,083 And next time those cabrónes try to take our lawn mower, 297 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,792 bang, bang! 298 00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,709 - You here to buy back your camera? 299 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,917 - No. I got this. 300 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,750 Here for the... 301 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:18,417 - Oh-ho. Pancho Villa has returned! 302 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,750 [laughs] 303 00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:22,709 Gustavo, a man like you, 304 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:24,709 he's got a big heart, hmm? 305 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:27,291 But maybe you need 306 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:28,750 a little faith? 307 00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,875 Now, remember, it's not the size that counts. 308 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:33,375 Don't wanna overcompensate. 309 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,625 - Thank you. 310 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,583 [tense music] 311 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:27,667 ♪ ♪ 312 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,583 all: Surprise! 313 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:56,041 - Aww, Papi! 314 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,709 - Oh. - Yay. 315 00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,542 - Hey. How are you? Flaco, hey. 316 00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:02,375 - [speaking Spanish] Mwah. 317 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,625 - Wah! - Whoo! 318 00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:06,166 - Where's your mother? 319 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,333 - Not home yet. 320 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,333 - Who's paying for all this? 321 00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:10,709 - Ay, Papi, relax, okay? 322 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,000 Happy anniversary. 323 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,667 It's your 25th anniversary. 324 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,667 Romeo and Juliet didn't even make it to one. 325 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,667 - Yeah, we might not make it to 26. 326 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,458 - Ay, just relax, okay? 327 00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:21,166 How about you just go change 328 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,375 and I'll stay here entertaining our guests? 329 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:24,375 - Are we paying for this? 330 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:25,417 - Ay, just go change. 331 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,709 - Make sure you save the bottle. 332 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,041 That looks expensive. 333 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,041 - Got that. 334 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,083 All right, fiesta! 335 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:33,083 [upbeat mariachi music playing] 336 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:40,166 ♪ ♪ 337 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,583 all: Tequila! 338 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,041 - Oh! [people cheering] 339 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:59,125 ♪ ♪ 340 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,291 - Gustavo! - Hey. 341 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,291 - Congratulate us. We're getting married. 342 00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,750 - Oh, I didn't know she was pregnant. 343 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:13,959 - I'm not. 344 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,709 - Oh. Well, sorry. 345 00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:19,250 - Oh, we're running out of beer. 346 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,375 - Yeah? Try drinking it slower. 347 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:26,458 ♪ ♪ 348 00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:29,291 - Whoo! - Hey! Hey! Hey! 349 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,333 Hey. Hey. 350 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:34,917 [microphone feedback squealing] 351 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,750 Shh. Shh. - What is Chuy doing? 352 00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,250 He's drunk. 353 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,083 - Shh. 354 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:44,750 El jefe hired me 355 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:48,458 when nobody else gave me a break. 356 00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:50,959 He didn't care how many dudes I snuffed. 357 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:53,000 [laughter] 358 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:56,583 Wherever you are, without you, 359 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,208 I'd be pushing up daisies instead of planting 'em. 360 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,500 - Here I am. Here I am. 361 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,625 [cheers and applause] - Hey. 362 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,583 - It's amazing what a joint and a couple of beers 363 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,500 can get a person to say about you, but-- 364 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,792 [laughter] But I thank you anyways. 365 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,458 - I love you. 366 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:16,000 - I like you. [laughter] 367 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:18,166 You know, your real wealth is in your friends, 368 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,959 and tonight, I'm a very rich man. 369 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:23,625 My wife means everything to me. 370 00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,875 25 years ago, 371 00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:28,000 when I first laid eyes on her, 372 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,750 I couldn't believe that God had let an angel come to Earth. 373 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,250 So I just simply want to say 374 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:37,083 that anyone who's ever been in love 375 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:40,125 will know what I'm feeling now 376 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,041 times 25. 377 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,333 You know, if she would've said no, I-- 378 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,000 I don't know where I'd be now. 379 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,375 Thank God she was drunk, 380 00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,000 and that's why God made tequila. 381 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,500 [laughter] 382 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:55,291 Who knows when or if 383 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,041 we'll be able to share another moment 384 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,542 in this backyard again? 385 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:02,083 But here's to my Lupe. 386 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,917 people: Aww. - I love Lupe. 387 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,834 I love you, and I wish on every one of you 388 00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,542 who's ever been in love... 389 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,625 [voice breaking] To have a love like mine. 390 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:14,625 Thank you. [cheers and applause] 391 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:19,375 [upbeat mariachi music playing] 392 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:25,750 ♪ ♪ 393 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,333 - [speaking Spanish] 394 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:32,792 - [speaking Spanish] 395 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,583 [speaking Spanish] 396 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:45,834 - Sí? - Sí. 397 00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:46,917 [speaking Spanish] 398 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,458 - [giggles] 399 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,458 - Mm-hmm. 400 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,792 [curious music] 401 00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:09,875 ♪ ♪ 402 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,792 - Hey, Pops, you lost your touch. 403 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,166 - [speaking Spanish] 404 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,792 - Hey. 405 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,208 - Hey. 406 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,917 You get that from your mother, not me. 407 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:38,083 - Pops, what happens if we get arrested for trespassing 408 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,792 and I can't call Mom to bail us out? 409 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,125 - Nobody's gonna get arrested, and if we do, 410 00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:42,417 the way you play with that boy, 411 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,041 you'll fit right in with a bunch of men. 412 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,166 - I'm the only kid on Earth without a phone. 413 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:54,208 ♪ ♪ 414 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,625 - Hey! 415 00:22:17,709 --> 00:22:19,500 You scared me. 416 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:20,709 How the hell'd you get in here? 417 00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:22,041 - The doggy door. 418 00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:23,375 - That's a big dog. 419 00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:25,208 - Never been inside a castle before. 420 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:26,667 - Oh, I suppose you don't remember 421 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,041 me taking you to Disneyland's magic castle. 422 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,834 - That doesn't count. - Why? 423 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,375 - Not when you made me pretend I was ten years old 424 00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:34,125 to get in half-price. 425 00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:35,375 My knees still hurt 426 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,500 from walking around like this all day. 427 00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:39,125 - You got in, didn't you? 428 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:42,125 [eerie music] 429 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,542 Hello! 430 00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:46,625 Hello? 431 00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,333 ♪ ♪ 432 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:50,959 [exhales sharply] 433 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:58,083 ♪ ♪ 434 00:23:00,959 --> 00:23:02,166 - Hey, Pops, 435 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,542 Horace Hancock must be on vacation. 436 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:05,875 - What are you doing going through his mail? 437 00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:07,166 Put that back! 438 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,500 Ha. Publishers Clearing House. 439 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,041 Like he needs it. 440 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,333 Let's go. Let's go. 441 00:23:13,417 --> 00:23:16,875 ♪ ♪ 442 00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:18,709 Hello! 443 00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:20,500 Hello! Anybody home? 444 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:21,583 - Some females would kill 445 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,041 to be with the king of the jungle. 446 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:24,709 And although the mating session is quick... 447 00:23:24,792 --> 00:23:25,875 - Hello! 448 00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:27,542 - The female is not complaining. 449 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,375 - Sir? 450 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,250 We're the gardeners that cleaned up your yard. 451 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,041 Did you like that? Sir? 452 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,375 Hello! 453 00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:36,875 Damn. 454 00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:38,417 Don't tell me he's... 455 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,208 - Dead? - No, no, cállate. 456 00:23:40,291 --> 00:23:41,542 Please don't be dead. I need this job. 457 00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:42,583 - Damn, talk about a stiff. 458 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:44,291 - Will you stop doing that? 459 00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:45,917 Disrespectful. 460 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,583 Let me see. 461 00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:48,917 He's awfully cold. 462 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,709 Aw, man. 463 00:23:51,709 --> 00:23:53,417 Now who's gonna pay me? 464 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,458 - Pops, Pops, Pops, 465 00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:56,417 the old man was filming himself doing the deed. 466 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,542 - Stop that. Give me the phone. I gotta call 911. 467 00:23:58,625 --> 00:23:59,917 - We can't. - Why? 468 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,959 - We're trespassing and we can't afford a lawyer, 469 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,041 especially one of those free ones. 470 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:06,291 - Look at this. 471 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,834 That's a lot of blue pills. 472 00:24:08,917 --> 00:24:09,917 Let's get outta here. 473 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,875 Got your fingerprints all over the place. 474 00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:20,291 ♪ ♪ 475 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,458 - Thanks for the phone. 476 00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:25,125 ♪ ♪ 477 00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:27,583 [dog whines] 478 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:30,291 [door slams] 479 00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:33,291 [upbeat music] 480 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:40,375 ♪ ♪ 481 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,625 - What? 482 00:24:48,709 --> 00:24:49,792 What in the hell are you doing? 483 00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:51,750 You're supposed to be working. 484 00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,625 Blowing each other like that. 485 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:54,959 - So give us the good news. 486 00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:55,959 - Well... 487 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:57,583 - Father, allow me, please. 488 00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:59,166 Gentlemen, the place was dead. 489 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,458 Lifeless. Gone. 490 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:02,542 Finit. - All right. 491 00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:04,500 - Stick a fork in it. - Did we get the job? 492 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:07,500 - Uh, well...no. 493 00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:09,875 [dog barks] 494 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:13,208 - What is that? 495 00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,458 - Not worth the price of a pit bull 496 00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:16,834 but still a really nice score. 497 00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:18,875 - We did not steal the man's dog. 498 00:25:18,959 --> 00:25:20,291 - If nobody was home, 499 00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:21,709 how do you know it belongs to a man? 500 00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:23,500 - A woman wouldn't own a dog like that. 501 00:25:23,583 --> 00:25:24,667 - What do you know about women? 502 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:26,041 - You know I've been married three times. 503 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,458 - Proves my point. 504 00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:31,959 How come I gotta ride with Scooby-Doo? 505 00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:33,208 [dog whines] 506 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:35,291 - Rich. 507 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:38,917 R-I-C-H. 508 00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:41,542 Gold. 509 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:45,500 G-O-L-D. 510 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,667 Damn. 511 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,417 Hey. Hey. 512 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,041 What's the password, huh? 513 00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:53,000 Hey. Look at me. Look at me. 514 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:54,375 Look at me. What's the password? 515 00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:55,500 Hey, what's the password for his phone? 516 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:56,500 What's the password? 517 00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,000 Come back here. Horace, Horace. 518 00:25:58,083 --> 00:26:00,375 - Dad said we couldn't afford another mouth to feed. 519 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,834 His business must be booming again, huh? 520 00:26:02,917 --> 00:26:03,834 - [sighs] 521 00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:05,458 I almost got the house back together. 522 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:07,709 - Hey, you wanna go play? 523 00:26:07,792 --> 00:26:09,542 You wanna go play? Let's go play outside. 524 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,291 Let's go play outside. 525 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,625 - How is the job search? 526 00:26:13,709 --> 00:26:14,709 - [scoffs] 527 00:26:14,792 --> 00:26:17,375 Mom, the one agency that gave me the interview 528 00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:19,792 wanted me to get a butt-lift just to answer phones. 529 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,166 - When you're done feeling sorry for yourself, 530 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:24,208 help with the dishes. 531 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:27,583 Think of it like... like aqua aerobics. 532 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:29,667 [knock at door] [doorbell chimes] 533 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:32,250 - Easy, easy, easy. - Oh, sorry, boss. 534 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,250 - What? - Boss. 535 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,667 - You are late on your payments 536 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,375 and your house is foreclosed. 537 00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:39,375 - What? You are mistaken. 538 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:41,542 You probably mean, like, the house down the street. 539 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,625 - No, señorita. 540 00:26:43,709 --> 00:26:44,917 - Señorita. What señorita? 541 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,875 - You are evicted. 542 00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:49,542 Your balloon payment just went...[pops lips] 543 00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:51,750 [objects clatter] - Hey, put that down! 544 00:26:51,834 --> 00:26:54,083 Put that down! Tell them to put that down. 545 00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:55,709 - Not your couch anymore. - Put that down. Hey. 546 00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:57,417 Tell them to put that down. 547 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,667 - Lady! - Put it down. Abajo. 548 00:26:58,750 --> 00:26:59,709 - Hey, boss. - Put it down! 549 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,583 [speaking Spanish] 550 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:03,375 - What are you-- what are you doing? 551 00:27:03,959 --> 00:27:05,625 - Get outta here. Come on. Let's get out of here. 552 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:07,083 - [speaking Spanish] - Get her out. Come on. 553 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,291 - No. This is my house. 554 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:10,291 - Not anymore. - You gotta get down, lady. 555 00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:11,792 - This is my house! Stop it! 556 00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:13,291 No! Stop it! 557 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:14,500 [workers shouting] Put me down! 558 00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:15,959 No, you're not taking it away from me. 559 00:27:16,041 --> 00:27:18,125 - No! - Take that! 560 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,875 Wait until my husband gets home! 561 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,625 - Lady! - This is my house! 562 00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:25,750 My son was conceived on this couch. 563 00:27:25,834 --> 00:27:27,625 Tell them to get away! 564 00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:29,125 You are scum! Evil! 565 00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,333 [all shouting] 566 00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:31,458 My money! 567 00:27:31,542 --> 00:27:33,125 Sirs, that's my money! 568 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,166 Hey, that's my money! Stop it! 569 00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:35,583 - That money belongs to the bank. 570 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:36,959 - Stop it! 571 00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:38,333 You gonna give me a ride? 572 00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:40,291 [speaking Spanish] 573 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:41,834 Whoo-hoo! 574 00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:42,834 Whoo! 575 00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:44,333 [dog barks] 576 00:27:44,417 --> 00:27:46,792 [dog growling] Gustavo! 577 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:49,000 - Drop her, boys. - You are not taking me. 578 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:50,709 This is my house. You get that? 579 00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:51,834 - Just dump her! - Well, you do! 580 00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:53,625 Because it's my house! 581 00:27:55,917 --> 00:27:57,166 Mi amor. 582 00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:58,417 Gustavo. 583 00:27:59,709 --> 00:28:01,041 Tell them. 584 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:03,875 - It is time for you to vacate the premises. 585 00:28:03,959 --> 00:28:06,000 - No. You can't kick us out. 586 00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:10,208 Foreclosure status required a six-month notice. 587 00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:12,083 - We had a year. 588 00:28:17,917 --> 00:28:19,667 No. 589 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:21,041 - 150 bucks is yours 590 00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:23,542 if you clean up the place for us. 591 00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:27,000 Windows too. - [crying] 592 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:29,000 Gustavo. 593 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,667 [crying] 594 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,709 [somber music] 595 00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:34,875 ♪ ♪ 596 00:28:34,959 --> 00:28:37,333 - Nando, Aurora, 597 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:39,667 go in the house and get our valuables 598 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,166 and all the clean underwear. 599 00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,875 We're outta here. 600 00:28:43,959 --> 00:28:46,834 [dog barking] 601 00:28:46,917 --> 00:28:53,917 ♪ ♪ 602 00:28:57,333 --> 00:28:58,375 - How bad is it? 603 00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:00,375 - Well, we owe some mortgage, some taxes, 604 00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:02,041 some telephone bills, electricity bills, 605 00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:04,375 Costco, Subway sandwich, credit cards, 606 00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:05,834 some money for the crew, 607 00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:07,875 and five cases of champagne, that's all. 608 00:29:07,959 --> 00:29:10,166 - Without money, we got nothing. 609 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,875 - Look, I could always Uber. I'm strong. 610 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,583 - And that taco truck? 611 00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:16,417 It has 108,000 miles! - Baby. 612 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,750 - Your own daughter wouldn't even ride in it. 613 00:29:18,834 --> 00:29:20,125 - We had nothing when we started. 614 00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:21,750 We'll start again. 615 00:29:21,834 --> 00:29:22,917 - You don't understand, Gustavo. 616 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,083 I was barely able to keep on going as it was. 617 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,125 - Oh, yeah? Well, now who's-- 618 00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:27,917 who's holding secrets, huh? 619 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,083 You never let me know that. 620 00:29:29,166 --> 00:29:30,542 I never knew you were unhappy. 621 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:31,875 You never complained. 622 00:29:31,959 --> 00:29:33,625 - Because you wouldn't have heard me. 623 00:29:33,709 --> 00:29:36,875 Because you're happy with everything as it is. 624 00:29:36,959 --> 00:29:40,375 Because you're scared to think that you deserve more. 625 00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:43,208 - I don't deserve you. 626 00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:44,667 - You're right. 627 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,750 Every single day. 628 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,959 Every single day, I put the maid's uniform, 629 00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:57,959 I put the smile, 630 00:29:58,041 --> 00:30:00,250 and I become invisible. 631 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:04,083 And I overhear them talking about how unhappy they are, 632 00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:07,834 about that there's not enough snow at their ski resorts 633 00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:09,625 or how unhappy they are 634 00:30:09,709 --> 00:30:11,125 with their financial consultants, 635 00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:14,417 and meanwhile, I am cleaning up their fucking toilets. 636 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,667 The worst thing is 637 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,959 when they put me in the Christmas card 638 00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:22,375 and pretend that I am part of their family. 639 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:26,959 And all the horrible things that I don't tell you, Gustavo, 640 00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,291 because I love you and I didn't wanna hurt you. 641 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:31,792 I didn't want you to know what happens to me 642 00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:34,417 when I go to work. 643 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,917 I put up with all of that shit, Gustavo, 644 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,291 because when I came to this little house 645 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:42,083 and I closed the door... 646 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:49,375 And you take that little house away from me, Gustavo, 647 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:52,166 and I have nothing else to give! 648 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:55,250 - [sobbing] 649 00:30:58,417 --> 00:31:00,041 - Come on. Look on the bright side. 650 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:03,125 At least we now have matching luggage. 651 00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:06,041 - Get up. Get up, mi amor. 652 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,166 Help me. 653 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,083 [dog growls] [discordant accordion chord] 654 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:22,041 - Hey. [whistles] 655 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:24,458 [dog barking] 656 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:28,458 Great dog. 657 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,625 [engine turning over] 658 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:39,375 - I forgot my hat. 659 00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:40,917 - We're homeless, Gustavo, 660 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,166 and the only thing you can think of is your hat? 661 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:45,959 - It's got my DNA. 662 00:31:47,792 --> 00:31:49,917 - Even our problems have problems. 663 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:56,959 ♪ ♪ 664 00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,291 [dog barks] 665 00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:09,875 - Just wait here, mi amor. I'll be right back. 666 00:32:09,959 --> 00:32:11,291 This won't take long. 667 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:18,333 ♪ ♪ 668 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,583 - Hey, Mom, where are we gonna sleep tonight? 669 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:30,667 ♪ ♪ 670 00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:39,041 [eerie music] 671 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,250 ♪ ♪ 672 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:45,250 [objects clattering] 673 00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:52,041 ♪ ♪ 674 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:54,333 - No, Lupe! What is that? 675 00:32:54,417 --> 00:32:57,333 Lupe, did you steal that? 676 00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:59,041 What is that? 677 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:01,792 - It's Cuban. 678 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,458 - That just means you broke the law twice. 679 00:33:03,542 --> 00:33:04,458 Give me that. 680 00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:05,500 What's gotten into you? 681 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:06,792 We gotta get outta here. 682 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:09,291 - Gustavo. Hmm. 683 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,500 - What are you doing now? 684 00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:13,291 That's not right. You're taking somebody-- 685 00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:15,792 - What? Mmm. - Don't do that. 686 00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:17,125 No, no, no, I don't want-- - No, no, no. 687 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:18,834 Gustavo, open your mouth. - I don't want any. 688 00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:20,500 - Mmm, Gustavo. 689 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:23,000 Mm, that is just... [speaking Spanish] 690 00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:24,834 Oh! 691 00:33:24,917 --> 00:33:26,792 - Who's gonna clean up that mess? 692 00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:28,542 - I will clean it up later. 693 00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:30,375 - Later? There's no later. We're leaving now. 694 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,667 - No, no, no, no, no, no, Gustavo. 695 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,333 - What do you mean, "No, no, no"? 696 00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:36,500 - Gustavo, mira. 697 00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:38,208 - What? Oh, no. Don't-- 698 00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:40,291 - No? - Don't do that. 699 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:41,667 - Ah! - Oh! 700 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,166 - [laughs] 701 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:44,667 Ooh. 702 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:47,000 Who cares what happens next week, 703 00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:50,542 next month, next year? 704 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:52,500 Focus on tonight, mi amor. 705 00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:54,083 - [sighs] 706 00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:02,291 - Oh, Lupe. 707 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:07,291 [both speaking Spanish] 708 00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:10,250 - [laughs] 709 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:12,041 [upbeat music] 710 00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:14,917 When God closes one door, he opened another one. 711 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,125 - Where are you going? 712 00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:18,375 Lupe, we could wind up in handcuffs. 713 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,375 - Ooh, handcuffs. 714 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,208 That might come in handy tonight. 715 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:24,125 - Lupe, have you lost your mind? 716 00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:27,667 - I've lost much more than that, Gustavo. 717 00:34:28,959 --> 00:34:31,083 - Oh, Lupe. 718 00:34:31,166 --> 00:34:34,542 ♪ ♪ 719 00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:35,834 - Gustavo. 720 00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:37,000 Sí, Gustavo. 721 00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:38,875 - No. - Ven, mi amor. 722 00:34:38,959 --> 00:34:39,875 [laughs] 723 00:34:39,959 --> 00:34:41,667 Ven. 724 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,208 Gustavo. 725 00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:45,125 [laughs] [speaking Spanish] 726 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,250 - Okay, okay, okay. You win, you win, you win. 727 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:48,750 - Sí, rápido, rápido. 728 00:34:48,834 --> 00:34:50,625 - I'm a Superman! 729 00:34:50,709 --> 00:34:52,583 - I didn't think they still smashed. 730 00:34:52,667 --> 00:34:54,417 - They're going for that third kid. 731 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:55,709 [laughs] [door slams] 732 00:34:55,792 --> 00:34:58,583 So who owns this place? 733 00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:01,417 - Oh, let me introduce you to our host, 734 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,166 Mr. Hancock. 735 00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:07,750 - [sniffs] 736 00:35:07,834 --> 00:35:10,291 Nando, what's that smell? 737 00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,291 [animals chirping and growling over TV] 738 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:18,834 - Hancock was a cross-dresser. 739 00:35:20,792 --> 00:35:22,917 Or he was very generous with his lady. 740 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,917 - Ladies. 741 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,917 Every dress comes in five sizes. 742 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,667 [floor creaking, dull thumping] 743 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,667 [light jazzy music] 744 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:39,750 ♪ ♪ 745 00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:43,041 - Lupe. 746 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,291 [sighs] You were an animal. 747 00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:48,083 [hisses] 748 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,959 I loved it! 749 00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:52,625 But one question. 750 00:35:52,709 --> 00:35:54,959 Why did you keep calling me, "Horace! Horace!" 751 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,458 [speaking Spanish] 752 00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,500 - [laughs] 753 00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:05,542 ♪ ♪ 754 00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:12,625 [gasps] 755 00:36:12,709 --> 00:36:15,625 Ay, Dios mío. 756 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,375 - Say we get away with it for a few days, 757 00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:19,917 a week, a month. 758 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,208 Who's gonna pay the mortgage? 759 00:36:22,291 --> 00:36:25,000 - Well, he has a 1952 Rolls-Royce in his garage, 760 00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:28,208 which means he's been here for at least six decades, 761 00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:30,041 and I don't think there's a mortgage. 762 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:31,375 This house is paid for. 763 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,792 I think the only thing we have to worry about 764 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:34,667 is the utilities. 765 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:35,709 - Ay, Papi. 766 00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:37,375 A person who had all of this 767 00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:39,417 definitely had people in his life. 768 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,500 - But there is not one single picture 769 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,667 of a family in this house. 770 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,125 - Except... [panting] 771 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,500 - [laughs] A dog? 772 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,667 - Listen, and listen to me good. 773 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:51,875 We are going to only be here until we get back on our feet, 774 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,000 and we're gonna leave this place 775 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,041 better than we found it. 776 00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:55,542 [doorbell chimes] 777 00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:57,291 I didn't expect to get busted till tomorrow. 778 00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:58,542 - At least here, the cops ring politely 779 00:36:58,625 --> 00:36:59,834 before they arrest you. 780 00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:01,709 Quick, flush the weed down the toilet! 781 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:03,500 - What do I do? What do I do? 782 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:04,750 - You act like you own the place. 783 00:37:04,834 --> 00:37:05,959 - Okay. - There you go. 784 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,000 - Ah, I own this place. I own this place. 785 00:37:12,959 --> 00:37:14,875 This is my house. Can I help you? 786 00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:17,375 - I'm here to see Mr. Hancock. 787 00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:19,917 - Oh. Hancock. 788 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,625 - Is he...otherwise disposed? 789 00:37:23,834 --> 00:37:25,542 - No, he moved to Arizona. 790 00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:28,333 He sold me the house. 791 00:37:28,417 --> 00:37:29,834 - He sold the place. - Yes. 792 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,208 - To you. - Yes. 793 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:32,834 I opened the door, didn't I? 794 00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:36,750 - He sold you his house, 795 00:37:36,834 --> 00:37:39,542 his dog, and his bathrobe? 796 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:40,625 - Yeah. 797 00:37:40,709 --> 00:37:42,041 He wanted to make a clean start. 798 00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:44,375 It was a garage sale. Good day. 799 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:45,625 - Russ Huard. 800 00:37:45,709 --> 00:37:46,709 I broker high-end estates, 801 00:37:46,792 --> 00:37:49,041 and I've been eyeing this property for a while. 802 00:37:49,125 --> 00:37:50,500 How much did the old guy end up getting for it? 803 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,417 - For the dog and the house? 804 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,542 - It's okay. Could upsell. 805 00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:57,417 - No, it's just that-- 806 00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:00,583 - True, title companies make that information public 807 00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:02,458 but not when both parties agreed to sign 808 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:04,125 a confidentiality agreement, 809 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:08,458 as it is often the case in high-profile acquisitions. 810 00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:10,375 Aurora Alvarez. 811 00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:12,083 I handle our real estate transactions. 812 00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:13,792 - Smart. Keep it in the family. 813 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,375 - Yeah. 814 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:18,750 Ah, that won't be necessary. I... 815 00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:21,959 - Welcome to the neighborhood, Mr. Alvarez. 816 00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:23,333 - Thank you. 817 00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:25,291 - Compliments on the landscaping. 818 00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:27,250 - Yeah. 819 00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:32,041 I did not like the way he was staring. 820 00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:34,750 At me. 821 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:37,792 - Pancho Villa wants a fake ID, huh? 822 00:38:37,875 --> 00:38:39,917 - $300 for deluxe package. 823 00:38:40,834 --> 00:38:42,291 - Okay, but does that include 824 00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:44,667 the gas bill and the driver's license? 825 00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,959 - We throw in counterfeit handicap parking sticker, 826 00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:48,250 Grammy, Emmy, Oscar tickets, 827 00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:49,458 Yacht Show, Art Basel, 828 00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:51,500 Miami Heat, Miami Dolphin, UM football game, 829 00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:53,125 half off Brazilian butt-lift. 830 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:55,417 - Wow. - Ooh. 831 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,917 That watch, though. 832 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,834 - Oh, no, no, not the watch. - Uh-huh. 833 00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:00,208 - This watch is-- no, it's out of the question. 834 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:02,208 It's not mine. I'm holding it for a friend. 835 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,375 What would I get for it? 836 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:08,625 - Today only, fake ID. 837 00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:13,208 - The address is 911 Bizmark Drive. 838 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:16,417 - Ooh, the 1% of the 1%. 839 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:17,792 Nice. [chuckles] 840 00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:19,959 - Can you throw in a dog's license 841 00:39:20,041 --> 00:39:20,959 in there too, please? 842 00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:22,542 - What's the dog's name? 843 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:24,125 - Horace. 844 00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:25,375 - Horace? 845 00:39:25,458 --> 00:39:27,125 What kinda name is that for a Latino mutt? 846 00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:29,583 - Well, he's--he's adopted. 847 00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:31,834 [speaking Spanish] 848 00:39:31,917 --> 00:39:32,959 Come on. 849 00:39:33,041 --> 00:39:34,792 Come on. - Pops. 850 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,291 Pops, Pops, Pops. 851 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:38,375 What's it matter what monkey suit I wear 852 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:41,917 if we drive up to my new school in this piece-of-crap taco? 853 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,583 [upbeat music] 854 00:39:44,667 --> 00:39:45,709 [horn honks] 855 00:39:45,792 --> 00:39:47,250 - Hey, Nando, what if the old coot didn't die 856 00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:48,250 of natural causes? 857 00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:49,792 - He didn't, unless you consider 858 00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:51,542 jerking yourself off to death natural. 859 00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:53,834 - Hey, I'm lucky I got out of my teens alive. 860 00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:56,250 You behave, I'll let you take this to the prom. 861 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,333 If this doesn't get you laid, nothing will. 862 00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:01,083 I never really had a chance to talk to you 863 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,709 about the birds and the bees. 864 00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:04,208 - Sure, Pops. What do you wanna know? 865 00:40:04,291 --> 00:40:05,375 - I don't know, but don't touch it. 866 00:40:05,458 --> 00:40:06,834 I'm trying to learn how to drive this car. 867 00:40:06,917 --> 00:40:09,291 - Morning, Mrs. Rockefeller. 868 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:10,875 - Pops, that guy knows we're gardeners. 869 00:40:10,959 --> 00:40:12,208 [bicycle bell dings] - Who's that--ugh. 870 00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:14,208 - Whoa! [tires squealing] 871 00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:15,208 The hell are you doing? 872 00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,250 Where's Horace? 873 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,667 - Oh. 874 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:19,583 - He sold the house. 875 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:22,333 - Yeah, yeah, he sold the house and everything in it. 876 00:40:22,417 --> 00:40:23,792 - Really? 877 00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:24,959 You're gardeners. 878 00:40:25,041 --> 00:40:26,750 Why are you dressed like you're sort of... 879 00:40:26,834 --> 00:40:27,917 - Uh, well... 880 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,041 - Tell me about the new owners. 881 00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:32,083 - Well... - Gustavo. 882 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:34,333 Pick up my order at the pharmacy. 883 00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:36,208 And the pool needs attention. 884 00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:37,625 - Yes, ma'am. 885 00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:39,500 - Troy Hudson. 886 00:40:39,583 --> 00:40:43,417 If your costar wasn't arrested for humping a goat, 887 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,041 you'd still be on the air. 888 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:47,083 - Well, better to have loved and lost 889 00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:48,583 than never to have loved at all. 890 00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:50,000 [laughs] - [mimics goat braying] 891 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:52,417 - Mm. - Hey, Troy. 892 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,959 Of all the women you've been with, 893 00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:55,083 who's your favorite? 894 00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:58,250 - Hmm. Always my next one. [chuckles] 895 00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:00,375 - Forget it. You're wasting your time. 896 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,667 I haven't been able to get as much as a smile from her. 897 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:04,750 That's Donya Guadalupe Alvarez. 898 00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:07,125 - Ooh. Guadalupe. 899 00:41:07,208 --> 00:41:10,333 Oh, yeah. ♪ Little Latin Lupe-Lu ♪ 900 00:41:10,417 --> 00:41:12,208 ♪ Little Latin Lupe-Lu ♪ 901 00:41:12,291 --> 00:41:14,041 - He's still got game. 902 00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:18,917 [school bell rings] 903 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:22,625 - How may I help you, gentlemen? 904 00:41:22,709 --> 00:41:25,000 - Yes, I'd like to enroll my son 905 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,959 in this school. 906 00:41:27,041 --> 00:41:29,125 - May I have proof of residency, please? 907 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:30,375 - Here you go. 908 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,500 Well, you know, not that... 909 00:41:35,583 --> 00:41:37,458 we wanna brag about our wealth, because it's not polite, 910 00:41:37,542 --> 00:41:39,000 but I got the money. 911 00:41:39,083 --> 00:41:40,125 I could send him 912 00:41:40,208 --> 00:41:43,166 to just about any private institution, you know. 913 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,333 So private that sometimes he's the only one in the room. 914 00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:46,542 But I want him out the house. 915 00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:48,500 - No, no. Stop, stop. 916 00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:50,834 Your hands off my ukulele. I'm serious. 917 00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:52,125 That is not yours. That is mine. 918 00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:54,208 - You're gonna sit over there and not move a muscle 919 00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:55,834 until your name is called. 920 00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:56,834 You understand? 921 00:41:56,917 --> 00:41:58,458 - [mimicking] "You understand?" 922 00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:01,625 - What grade will you be attending, Fernando? 923 00:42:01,709 --> 00:42:04,542 - What comes after eighth? 924 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,333 - I've survived Tiffany Glickman. 925 00:42:06,417 --> 00:42:07,875 I can get through you. 926 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:09,583 Take a seat. 927 00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:18,166 - Students with consecutive detentions will be suspended. 928 00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:20,542 Students with consecutive suspensions will be expelled. 929 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,709 Students with consecutive expulsions will be required 930 00:42:22,792 --> 00:42:24,667 to audition for reality shows. 931 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:27,542 - Can't believe summer's over already. 932 00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:30,583 Mother made me go to boring Europe again. 933 00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:32,250 - Damn. - You? 934 00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:34,125 - I worked for my dad. 935 00:42:35,667 --> 00:42:37,834 - Wait. 936 00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:40,583 You're the guy that mows my lawn. 937 00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:42,959 - Fernando Alvarez, you're wanted in the office. 938 00:42:44,834 --> 00:42:47,125 - Hasta luego. - What? 939 00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:48,834 - Spanish. 940 00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:53,917 - I don't speak Spanish, except for the curse words. 941 00:43:00,834 --> 00:43:02,333 - ♪ Oops, sorry ♪ 942 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:06,125 ♪ It's hard to be addicted to a girl like me ♪ 943 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:08,250 ♪ I guess you didn't read the warnings ♪ 944 00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:09,750 ♪ Now you'll see ♪ 945 00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:14,750 ♪ What it's like to be on the other side ♪ 946 00:43:14,834 --> 00:43:16,208 ♪ So come ♪ 947 00:43:16,834 --> 00:43:18,667 [school bell rings] - Charlie Imbiano. 948 00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:20,959 Charlie Imbiano, come to the office, please. 949 00:43:21,041 --> 00:43:24,250 [Regina Orozco's "16 Toneladas"] 950 00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:27,250 - [singing in Spanish] 951 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:34,333 ♪ ♪ 952 00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:39,458 - You mopped underneath the refrigerator? 953 00:43:39,542 --> 00:43:40,917 - Yes. - Mm. 954 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,208 And Master Henry's pear puree? 955 00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:46,875 - Yes, he's fed and bathed. 956 00:43:46,959 --> 00:43:49,291 - Mm. Good. 957 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:50,625 Hello, darling. 958 00:43:50,709 --> 00:43:52,750 - I want more unicorns! 959 00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:55,250 - [yelps] [scoffs] 960 00:43:57,375 --> 00:43:59,250 I don't subscribe to corporal punishment, 961 00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:01,750 except under extreme circumstances. 962 00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:08,583 - [sighs] 963 00:44:14,041 --> 00:44:15,625 - Ha. Ooh. 964 00:44:15,709 --> 00:44:17,709 A little sensitive today. 965 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,667 - [whispering] I like those hairy arms. 966 00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:25,875 - Oh. - Why are you stopping? 967 00:44:25,959 --> 00:44:27,750 - [chuckles] - Don't do that. 968 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,709 - Oh! Oh! 969 00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:31,959 God. 970 00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:34,041 - Look who's sensitive now. 971 00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:35,333 - You're fired. 972 00:44:35,417 --> 00:44:37,333 Turn in your uniform. 973 00:44:37,417 --> 00:44:38,709 On Monday, my lawyer will-- 974 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:41,375 - You'll do nothing, unless you want your wife 975 00:44:41,458 --> 00:44:43,792 to find about your two mistresses 976 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:46,875 and the secret bank accounts that you keep in the Caymans. 977 00:44:54,917 --> 00:44:56,041 [shouting in Spanish] 978 00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:03,083 - Lupe! 979 00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:05,125 What are you doing? You can't quit. We're broke. 980 00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:06,458 - I am not gonna put up with this anymore. 981 00:45:06,542 --> 00:45:07,500 - What? - I am not putting 982 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:08,834 with this up anymore, Gustavo. 983 00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:11,000 Never again in my life. 984 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,083 - What happened? 985 00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,500 - You don't want to know what happened. 986 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:14,709 - Lupe. - I'm leaving. 987 00:45:14,792 --> 00:45:16,834 - Lupe, please, I can't get him to take his nap. 988 00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:18,667 How do you do it? 989 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:32,041 You are the mother. 990 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:33,083 You take care of him. 991 00:45:33,166 --> 00:45:35,291 [speaking Spanish] 992 00:45:38,834 --> 00:45:41,750 [hip-hop music] - ♪ Yeah ♪ 993 00:45:41,834 --> 00:45:43,041 ♪ ♪ 994 00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:45,875 - Didn't we brush shoulders during Art Basel? 995 00:45:45,959 --> 00:45:47,500 - I never brush shoulders. 996 00:45:47,583 --> 00:45:48,917 Wrinkles my gown. 997 00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:51,834 - Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. 998 00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:53,417 I was closing a deal on Star Island. 999 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,041 Shaq's old place. 1000 00:45:55,125 --> 00:45:56,750 - Russ Huard? 1001 00:45:56,834 --> 00:45:58,750 You still using that name? [laughs] 1002 00:45:58,834 --> 00:46:00,750 I kept three lawyers in Jaguars 1003 00:46:00,834 --> 00:46:02,750 trying to recoup the $5 mil you screwed out of me 1004 00:46:02,834 --> 00:46:05,125 on that Palace Estates deal. 1005 00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:06,250 - What's he talking about? 1006 00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:08,750 - Something that was settled a long time ago, Aurora. 1007 00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:10,709 - Won't be settled till I see you behind bars. 1008 00:46:12,041 --> 00:46:14,250 One thing you need to know about people around here: 1009 00:46:14,333 --> 00:46:16,208 most everything you see is fake. 1010 00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:19,291 ♪ ♪ 1011 00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:21,625 - I Googled your company. 1012 00:46:21,709 --> 00:46:23,583 You had your real estate license revoked 1013 00:46:23,667 --> 00:46:25,083 for fraud. 1014 00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:26,583 - It was suspended, not revoked. 1015 00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:28,291 - Just find another sucker, hmm? 1016 00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:30,583 ♪ ♪ 1017 00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:33,083 - Why did Horace Hancock just suddenly disappear? 1018 00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:34,417 Hmm? - I told you. 1019 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,000 He moved to New Mexico for the weather. 1020 00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:39,458 - Actually, no, your dad said Arizona. 1021 00:46:39,542 --> 00:46:40,792 Canadians move to the desert for the heat, 1022 00:46:40,875 --> 00:46:43,041 not people from Florida. 1023 00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:45,625 - Well, when you have the kinda money that we do, 1024 00:46:45,709 --> 00:46:47,458 you tend to conceal certain details 1025 00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:49,291 to see if people are interested in you 1026 00:46:49,375 --> 00:46:50,625 or your wealth. 1027 00:46:50,709 --> 00:46:51,709 - Oh, okay. 1028 00:46:51,792 --> 00:46:54,625 So you think that all I see are dollar signs. 1029 00:46:54,709 --> 00:46:56,667 - [sighs] Russ, come on. 1030 00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:57,792 You wouldn't be talking to me 1031 00:46:57,875 --> 00:47:00,250 if I was a little Latinita from Hialeah, mm? 1032 00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:03,959 - There are three huge properties 1033 00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:06,125 that go on the market tomorrow. 1034 00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:08,625 Do you wanna go back to my place 1035 00:47:08,709 --> 00:47:10,542 and...work? 1036 00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:13,583 - Mm, I'll do... 1037 00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:15,208 my own research at home. 1038 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,291 - [whistles] 1039 00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:21,417 Aurora, actually, your house is the other way. 1040 00:47:27,917 --> 00:47:30,834 [soft music] 1041 00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:33,291 ♪ ♪ 1042 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:36,083 - Pops, this beats hanging a hose off our roof. 1043 00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:39,625 - I wish the swimming pool was kidney-shaped. 1044 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,709 And make the jacuzzi face south. 1045 00:47:42,792 --> 00:47:44,166 - [laughs] 1046 00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:45,375 You know, we still have the same problems 1047 00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:46,792 we had before. 1048 00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:48,291 Except now we got an electricity bill 1049 00:47:48,375 --> 00:47:50,125 that's $4,400. 1050 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:52,333 - Sell his stuff. He doesn't need it. 1051 00:47:52,417 --> 00:47:54,125 - It's one thing to eat the food in his refrigerator. 1052 00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:55,375 It was gonna go bad anyways. 1053 00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:57,834 It's totally another thing to sell his stuff. 1054 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,166 - Did Robin Hood steal? 1055 00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:01,041 - Robin Hood? 1056 00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:03,250 All we are is hoods. 1057 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:04,917 Don't you think God's gonna punish us for this? 1058 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,750 - No. 1059 00:48:06,834 --> 00:48:08,542 I think he finally stopped. 1060 00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:12,333 [dogs barking] 1061 00:48:14,792 --> 00:48:16,542 - Just like the old neighborhood. 1062 00:48:16,625 --> 00:48:19,208 Except these pure breeds all bark in French. 1063 00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:21,917 [mysterious music] 1064 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,750 [dog barking] - Ow! 1065 00:48:24,834 --> 00:48:26,083 ♪ ♪ 1066 00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:29,500 [engine revving] - Threat detected. 1067 00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:31,625 Threat detected. 1068 00:48:32,792 --> 00:48:33,875 [dog barks] 1069 00:48:33,959 --> 00:48:35,625 [bell dings] 1070 00:48:37,834 --> 00:48:40,041 - Hey! [laughs] 1071 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:42,792 Mr. Hancock. Haven't seen you in a while. 1072 00:48:43,959 --> 00:48:45,291 Are you his driver? 1073 00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:46,583 - I'm a collector. 1074 00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:48,250 I collect cars like this. 1075 00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:51,458 I have a lot of them already. 1076 00:48:52,667 --> 00:48:54,083 - Never thought ole Horace would part 1077 00:48:54,166 --> 00:48:55,834 with this chick magnet. 1078 00:48:56,542 --> 00:49:00,083 Only other person he ever let behind the wheel was Svetlana. 1079 00:49:00,166 --> 00:49:01,500 - Svetlana, huh? 1080 00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:03,917 Svetlana, was that his driver? 1081 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,792 - No. She's my ex. 1082 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:07,709 That'll be $88.73. 1083 00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:11,500 - Okay, here you go. 1084 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:13,750 Uh... 1085 00:49:13,834 --> 00:49:15,083 - Oh, you're short. 1086 00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:16,375 - Uh, coupon? 1087 00:49:16,458 --> 00:49:19,208 - Not for a jumbo soda and fries. 1088 00:49:19,291 --> 00:49:20,917 - Give me a minute. 1089 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,083 - Where are you going? 1090 00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:24,208 What do you think you're doing, pal? 1091 00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:41,333 Vámanos. - Oh. 1092 00:49:41,417 --> 00:49:43,208 - [speaking Spanish] - Let's go! 1093 00:49:52,542 --> 00:49:54,333 [engine revs] 1094 00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:56,458 - Hey! Hey! 1095 00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:58,125 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1096 00:49:58,208 --> 00:49:59,917 - Thank you. 1097 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,625 [engine turning over] 1098 00:50:01,709 --> 00:50:04,667 [upbeat music] 1099 00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:10,333 ♪ ♪ 1100 00:50:10,417 --> 00:50:12,333 - Dios mío. 1101 00:50:12,417 --> 00:50:14,041 $62 an ounce? 1102 00:50:15,709 --> 00:50:18,125 That's how much they charge for the pound. 1103 00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:20,208 - If you're looking to pocket what your señora gives you 1104 00:50:20,291 --> 00:50:22,166 and what you actually pay for, 1105 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:25,125 there's a Spanish market on Calle Ocho that discounts. 1106 00:50:37,583 --> 00:50:39,583 - Infuriating, isn't it? - Oh. 1107 00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:43,125 - I mean, when I'm not wearing my Gucci 1108 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:46,208 and they hear my accent, they treat me like the help. 1109 00:50:46,291 --> 00:50:47,500 Please. 1110 00:50:47,583 --> 00:50:49,667 I mean, I wear more diamonds to the supermarket 1111 00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:51,417 than to a charity event. 1112 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,375 - Hmm. - Hola. 1113 00:50:53,458 --> 00:50:55,500 I'm Marina de la Torre. - Hi. 1114 00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:59,959 - So there's a supermarket down in Calle Ocho. 1115 00:51:00,917 --> 00:51:02,333 Es divino. 1116 00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:04,792 Shall we? 1117 00:51:12,291 --> 00:51:13,625 Thanks for nothing. 1118 00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:23,250 [tires squealing] 1119 00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:41,375 [somber music] 1120 00:51:41,458 --> 00:51:48,458 ♪ ♪ 1121 00:52:12,875 --> 00:52:14,500 - Mr. Hancock, your baby's back. 1122 00:52:14,583 --> 00:52:17,625 [both scream] 1123 00:52:17,709 --> 00:52:19,000 - What are you doing in my house? 1124 00:52:19,083 --> 00:52:20,000 - I ask same. 1125 00:52:20,083 --> 00:52:21,291 - I am going to call the police. 1126 00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:22,750 - Phone next to toilet. 1127 00:52:22,834 --> 00:52:24,083 - How did you know that? 1128 00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:25,083 - My house. 1129 00:52:25,166 --> 00:52:26,750 - This is my home! Get out! 1130 00:52:26,834 --> 00:52:28,458 Who are you? - My brush. 1131 00:52:28,542 --> 00:52:29,625 - Who are you? 1132 00:52:29,709 --> 00:52:31,583 - I'm Horace housekeeper many years. 1133 00:52:31,667 --> 00:52:33,959 Back from holiday. You take my job, I kill you. 1134 00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:36,250 - Do I look like a maid? 1135 00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:38,041 - Yes. 1136 00:52:40,709 --> 00:52:42,083 - Svetlana? 1137 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:47,250 Ah, yes. You must be Svetlana. 1138 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,500 Hancock said that you were 1139 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:51,166 the best housekeeper he ever had 1140 00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:54,542 and the only one he would allow to drive his Rolls-Royce. 1141 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:55,667 That's a big compliment. 1142 00:52:55,750 --> 00:53:00,166 - He put me in will. He die, house is mine. 1143 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:01,375 - He lie. 1144 00:53:02,417 --> 00:53:03,417 Just like all men. 1145 00:53:05,125 --> 00:53:06,834 - I go. 1146 00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:07,875 - No. 1147 00:53:07,959 --> 00:53:09,834 We could use some help around the house. 1148 00:53:09,917 --> 00:53:11,250 You can stay. 1149 00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:12,709 - [laughs] I unpack. 1150 00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:15,667 - Lupe, what are you doing? 1151 00:53:15,750 --> 00:53:17,041 - I just hired a maid. 1152 00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:18,458 - I see that. 1153 00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,333 Why don't you just hire gardeners and painters? 1154 00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:22,000 - I did. - What? 1155 00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:24,834 [upbeat percussive music] 1156 00:53:24,917 --> 00:53:27,750 ♪ ♪ 1157 00:53:27,834 --> 00:53:28,834 Hondurans? 1158 00:53:28,917 --> 00:53:30,333 - And they are cheaper than you. 1159 00:53:30,417 --> 00:53:32,875 - That's loca, you know? 1160 00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:34,834 You know... [speaking Spanish] 1161 00:53:34,917 --> 00:53:37,000 Out of your mind. 1162 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:39,917 - Gustavo. Where are you going with that? 1163 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,875 - Well, I'm gonna go try to get some money for this 1164 00:53:41,959 --> 00:53:44,083 so can pay our gardener, our maid, 1165 00:53:44,166 --> 00:53:46,208 our plumber, our painter, 1166 00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:47,709 whoever else you hired. 1167 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,166 Tan loca. 1168 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:50,917 [people arguing indistinctly] - These two producers are 1169 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,250 caught in the middle of a messy divorce 1170 00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:54,417 because they both caught each other 1171 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:56,375 sleeping with the same star of one of their films. 1172 00:53:56,458 --> 00:53:57,709 - No way. - They need a quick sale. 1173 00:53:57,792 --> 00:53:59,000 Why doesn't your father scoop it up? 1174 00:53:59,083 --> 00:54:02,375 - Oh, real estate is just his hobby, not his passion. 1175 00:54:02,458 --> 00:54:04,041 - Am I wrong to assume that your father went 1176 00:54:04,125 --> 00:54:05,875 from 0 to 60 pretty fast? 1177 00:54:05,959 --> 00:54:08,583 - Russ, it's not polite to ask how people made their money. 1178 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:10,750 - Politeness is not what made these people well-off. 1179 00:54:10,834 --> 00:54:12,667 - Why not? He's good-looking. 1180 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,750 - We ask twice its worth, 1181 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,875 list it exclusively in Dubai and Abu Dhabi, 1182 00:54:15,959 --> 00:54:19,041 sell it for 50% off, sight unseen. 1183 00:54:19,834 --> 00:54:20,917 [glass shatters] 1184 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,083 What are you waiting for? 1185 00:54:22,166 --> 00:54:24,417 The United Arab Emirates is 11 hours ahead. 1186 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,250 - Here, take the Oscar! 1187 00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:27,583 - I have a new listing. 1188 00:54:27,667 --> 00:54:30,542 [upbeat saxophone music playing] 1189 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:33,875 ♪ ♪ 1190 00:54:33,959 --> 00:54:35,417 - Oh! 1191 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,667 Coño. I burnt my tongue. 1192 00:54:38,834 --> 00:54:40,709 Now I can't taste the hint of nutmeg. 1193 00:54:40,792 --> 00:54:42,250 - Grow a pair, Flaco. 1194 00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:43,917 - I'd sooner grow one of those. 1195 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,083 You know, vaginas are ten times stronger. 1196 00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:48,041 It launched this culito into the world. 1197 00:54:48,125 --> 00:54:49,875 - Last time you touched one. 1198 00:54:49,959 --> 00:54:52,875 [sneaky music] 1199 00:54:52,959 --> 00:54:54,875 ♪ ♪ 1200 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,917 First time I've seen a Rolls in my neighborhood. 1201 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,792 ♪ ♪ 1202 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:03,959 Car drives itself? 1203 00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:05,834 - Not the ones from the last century. 1204 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:10,250 [smooth saxophone music playing] 1205 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:13,333 ♪ ♪ 1206 00:55:13,417 --> 00:55:17,125 - This painting is by P-I-C-A-S-- 1207 00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:18,959 - Worth more if it wasn't faded. 1208 00:55:19,041 --> 00:55:21,417 - Where did you get all of this stuff? 1209 00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:22,917 - This camera is the original camera 1210 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,458 used by Charlie Chaplin to-- 1211 00:55:24,542 --> 00:55:26,875 - Who's going to buy a camera that uses film? 1212 00:55:27,834 --> 00:55:29,125 - These feathers, this was used 1213 00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:30,792 to sign the Declaration of Indepen-- 1214 00:55:30,875 --> 00:55:32,500 - Yeah, was it used to tickle George Washington's balls too? 1215 00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:34,792 - If they did, it'd be worth a lot more. 1216 00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:37,500 Okay, this is my final piece. 1217 00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:39,792 These piece right here, bust is an original. 1218 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:41,875 - [mimics buzzer] It's a bust itself. 1219 00:55:41,959 --> 00:55:43,875 Leonardo da Pinche, it's got a crack in it. 1220 00:55:43,959 --> 00:55:46,667 - Yes, but it's a 5,000-year-old crack. 1221 00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:48,458 - Nobody likes old crack. 1222 00:55:48,542 --> 00:55:51,125 - $1,500. 1223 00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:52,667 - That's only $1,450. 1224 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:55,625 - You think because I'm Asian, I'm good at math? 1225 00:55:55,709 --> 00:55:56,625 - No. 1226 00:55:56,709 --> 00:55:58,542 I think you just weren't raised right. 1227 00:55:59,792 --> 00:56:01,125 - Pervert. 1228 00:56:03,166 --> 00:56:04,041 - [scoffs] 1229 00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:07,083 [soft ukulele music playing] 1230 00:56:11,417 --> 00:56:12,667 - You know, you're not the first kid 1231 00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,667 to use a fake address to get into our school. 1232 00:56:14,750 --> 00:56:15,834 - Give it back, freak. 1233 00:56:15,917 --> 00:56:18,375 - Orale, ese. Where you kick it? 1234 00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:19,792 Where's your crib, cabrón? 1235 00:56:19,875 --> 00:56:21,750 - Where do I live? - Yeah. 1236 00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:26,709 - Uh...my house is down the street, 1237 00:56:26,792 --> 00:56:29,500 around the bend, behind the trees, 1238 00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:31,208 up the road... 1239 00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:34,083 the yellow brick road. 1240 00:56:34,166 --> 00:56:37,041 - Oh, the Hancock estate. 1241 00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:38,959 Yeah, my mother writes the old geezer 1242 00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:41,250 a new will every week. 1243 00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:42,458 - Yeah, well, I swiped Hancock's, 1244 00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:44,667 but I can't figure out the password. 1245 00:56:44,750 --> 00:56:46,000 I've tried every four-letter word 1246 00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:47,542 I could think of. 1247 00:56:47,625 --> 00:56:51,166 - Oh, did you try L-I-A-R? 1248 00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:53,000 "Liar." - No. 1249 00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:56,333 I'm gonna try out S-E-X-Y. 1250 00:56:56,417 --> 00:56:57,875 - Oh, yeah? 1251 00:56:57,959 --> 00:56:59,041 Okay. 1252 00:56:59,125 --> 00:57:00,709 - "Cool" or "hot"... - Yeah, yeah. 1253 00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:02,875 - And all that kinda stuff. 1254 00:57:02,959 --> 00:57:03,917 [sighs] 1255 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,417 - So you don't have a phone that works, 1256 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,834 so how do I get in touch with you? 1257 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,542 - The old-fashioned way. 1258 00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:15,709 [shouting] Nando! 1259 00:57:15,792 --> 00:57:17,417 - [shouting] Nando! 1260 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,709 - Nando! - Nando! 1261 00:57:19,792 --> 00:57:21,834 both: Nando! 1262 00:57:22,959 --> 00:57:24,625 Nando! 1263 00:57:24,709 --> 00:57:26,417 - Hey, is that Nando? both: Nando! 1264 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,834 - Running with a rubia, yelling his name out? 1265 00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:32,750 Gustavo. - Hey. 1266 00:57:32,834 --> 00:57:34,709 - I just saw your boy running with some rubia. 1267 00:57:34,792 --> 00:57:36,166 She was yelling his name out. 1268 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:37,458 [tires screeching] 1269 00:57:37,542 --> 00:57:39,041 [upbeat music reverses] 1270 00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,750 [double-time upbeat music] 1271 00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:43,458 And Lupe just, like, ran by. 1272 00:57:43,542 --> 00:57:45,000 - Eh, that's not Lupe. 1273 00:57:45,083 --> 00:57:48,166 - No, I gotta admit, bro, it looked like Lupe ran by. 1274 00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:49,333 - I'm telling you, Lupe doesn't run 1275 00:57:49,417 --> 00:57:50,875 unless there's a sale at Target. 1276 00:57:50,959 --> 00:57:52,125 - Mr. Gus. 1277 00:57:52,208 --> 00:57:53,625 - Yes, ma'am. 1278 00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:56,542 - Mr. Gus, that stench is horrid. 1279 00:57:56,625 --> 00:57:57,667 - Yes, ma'am, it is. 1280 00:57:57,750 --> 00:58:01,834 I'm using the new, 100% all-natural fertilizers. 1281 00:58:01,917 --> 00:58:03,583 - But I'm expecting company tonight. 1282 00:58:03,667 --> 00:58:05,125 Would it be too terribly difficult 1283 00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:06,834 to get rid of it? 1284 00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:10,333 - Ma'am, this smell is horrible for human beings, 1285 00:58:10,417 --> 00:58:11,792 but I assure you, to the plants, 1286 00:58:11,875 --> 00:58:14,458 it's Chanel Number 5. 1287 00:58:14,542 --> 00:58:16,667 - Thank you. Thank you. [laughs] 1288 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:23,208 - Ah, pick up the poo. 1289 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:27,500 Yes, Mrs. Finch. 1290 00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:28,834 [sniffs deeply] 1291 00:58:28,917 --> 00:58:30,667 It's good poo. 1292 00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:32,250 [sniffs] 1293 00:58:34,917 --> 00:58:35,917 Ay. 1294 00:58:37,583 --> 00:58:38,583 No. 1295 00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:40,709 No. 1296 00:58:40,792 --> 00:58:42,041 No. 1297 00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:44,041 I quit. 1298 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,166 - Gus. 1299 00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:47,583 Gus, come on. 1300 00:58:47,667 --> 00:58:49,458 - Qué te pasó, man? - This is not like you. 1301 00:58:49,542 --> 00:58:50,917 - [sighs] 1302 00:58:53,250 --> 00:58:54,917 All I know is gardening. 1303 00:58:57,583 --> 00:58:59,041 Here's the hat. 1304 00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:00,834 Here are the keys. 1305 00:59:00,917 --> 00:59:03,792 196,000 miles, in mint condition. 1306 00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:05,875 - Take the money, Gus. Here. 1307 00:59:07,625 --> 00:59:08,917 - I don't get it. 1308 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,542 Man's broke, he doesn't take a handout. 1309 00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:13,125 - He's got dignity. 1310 00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:15,500 And he'd want me to have 'em both. 1311 00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:16,500 - But you got the hat, man. 1312 00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:17,583 - No, he wants me to have 'em both. 1313 00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:19,792 - You got the hat. - Get off! 1314 00:59:20,792 --> 00:59:23,166 - [speaking Spanish] 1315 00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:26,166 [curious percussive music] 1316 00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:33,250 ♪ ♪ 1317 00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:35,375 - [sighs] 1318 00:59:35,458 --> 00:59:38,750 You can never get enough of what you don't really need. 1319 00:59:38,834 --> 00:59:40,500 Put hers on my bill. 1320 00:59:40,583 --> 00:59:44,667 So, darling, I'm hosting my ladies' charity group 1321 00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:46,709 at my home next week. 1322 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,959 But I'm still waiting for my first invitation 1323 00:59:49,041 --> 00:59:50,667 to your house. 1324 00:59:52,166 --> 00:59:53,625 - Excuse me. 1325 00:59:53,709 --> 00:59:55,458 I couldn't help overhearing. 1326 00:59:55,542 --> 00:59:57,250 I've heard the most marvelous things 1327 00:59:57,333 --> 00:59:58,667 about your ladies' group. 1328 00:59:58,750 --> 00:59:59,709 - [laughs] 1329 00:59:59,792 --> 01:00:02,959 I mean, the minimum to join is $100,000. 1330 01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:05,667 That works for you, doesn't it, Lupe? 1331 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:08,625 [suspicious music] 1332 01:00:08,709 --> 01:00:14,291 ♪ ♪ 1333 01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:15,542 - Lupe? 1334 01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:17,792 ♪ ♪ 1335 01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:20,166 - Stop. Stop. 1336 01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:22,625 - Lupe? 1337 01:00:22,709 --> 01:00:24,542 Lupe? Is that you? 1338 01:00:24,625 --> 01:00:26,083 - Mrs. Teater. 1339 01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:29,583 - Well, I didn't know we frequented the same spa. 1340 01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:31,500 - You two know each other? 1341 01:00:31,583 --> 01:00:35,458 - Well, Lupe was our housekeeper for a decade 1342 01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,667 and her husband our gardener. 1343 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:39,250 - Oh, my God. 1344 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:40,542 Lupe? 1345 01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:44,083 - Did you think that I was going to stay married 1346 01:00:44,166 --> 01:00:45,583 to that loser forever? 1347 01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:47,458 I got divorced, 1348 01:00:47,542 --> 01:00:48,750 got married to money, 1349 01:00:48,834 --> 01:00:50,166 just like you did. 1350 01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:52,709 Except that my husband is classy enough 1351 01:00:52,792 --> 01:00:54,834 to not screw the maid. 1352 01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:56,125 - [gasps] 1353 01:00:56,208 --> 01:00:58,375 - Oh, well. [laughs] 1354 01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:06,125 Hmm. She must be religious. 1355 01:01:06,208 --> 01:01:08,000 [laughs] Enjoy. 1356 01:01:11,417 --> 01:01:14,375 [upbeat music] 1357 01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:21,458 ♪ ♪ 1358 01:01:39,417 --> 01:01:42,500 - I'm not sure why, but you make me feel 1359 01:01:42,583 --> 01:01:45,333 unbelievably secure, Lupe. 1360 01:01:45,417 --> 01:01:46,500 - Let me guess. 1361 01:01:46,583 --> 01:01:47,834 You grew up with a Latina maid? 1362 01:01:47,917 --> 01:01:48,917 - [laughs] 1363 01:01:50,917 --> 01:01:51,917 - Señora? 1364 01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:55,792 Señora. 1365 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:58,583 - Scale the fish. 1366 01:01:58,667 --> 01:02:00,417 - That is Svetlana's job. 1367 01:02:02,125 --> 01:02:04,000 - I have Svetlana working inside the house. 1368 01:02:04,083 --> 01:02:06,333 I can't have her smelling like fish. 1369 01:02:06,417 --> 01:02:08,583 - Dinner at the Fontainebleau tomorrow night. 1370 01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:11,417 - That's such an awfully short notice, Troy. 1371 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:12,542 - Well, I'm starting to think 1372 01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:14,375 there's another man in your life. 1373 01:02:14,917 --> 01:02:16,208 Frankly, I must say I'm surprised 1374 01:02:16,291 --> 01:02:18,792 there's not a huge rock on your finger. 1375 01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:21,834 - Me too. 1376 01:02:21,917 --> 01:02:23,333 May I have you for dinner? 1377 01:02:23,417 --> 01:02:25,083 My staff could use the practice. 1378 01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:27,083 - Wonderful. See you tomorrow night. 1379 01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:29,917 - Gustavo. 1380 01:02:31,625 --> 01:02:33,291 Can you help me with the clasp? 1381 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:35,250 - Of course, señora. 1382 01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:36,917 Here, hold this. 1383 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:40,875 ♪ ♪ 1384 01:02:40,959 --> 01:02:43,250 What else is Troy buying, huh? 1385 01:02:43,333 --> 01:02:44,959 - Just my act. 1386 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:46,250 - Let me tell you something. 1387 01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:50,083 That Casanova is not allowed to step one foot in my house! 1388 01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:51,458 - Your house? 1389 01:02:51,542 --> 01:02:54,291 You have been criticizing me for acting like it's my house, 1390 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:56,250 and now it's your house? 1391 01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:58,041 - You wanted it upside down, now you got it. 1392 01:02:58,125 --> 01:02:59,417 - You were the one that told him 1393 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:01,917 that I was single, rich, and available. 1394 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,917 - Well, I just didn't think that he would find you-- 1395 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,667 - What? 1396 01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:07,709 Desirable? 1397 01:03:07,792 --> 01:03:09,750 - No, no, I mean-- - What? 1398 01:03:09,834 --> 01:03:10,792 - I didn't mean it like that. 1399 01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:13,083 - Well, you didn't have to. 1400 01:03:13,166 --> 01:03:14,500 - What's gotten into you? 1401 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:15,750 You changed! 1402 01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:17,709 - Ay, Papi, Mom's not going to sleep with him. 1403 01:03:17,792 --> 01:03:19,125 She's just letting him buy her stuff 1404 01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,583 so he thinks she will. 1405 01:03:20,667 --> 01:03:21,667 Relax. 1406 01:03:21,750 --> 01:03:23,458 - Yeah, I'm doing the same with Tiffany. 1407 01:03:23,542 --> 01:03:24,917 Although I'll probably sleep with her. 1408 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,166 - And both of you, I wanna talk to you, 1409 01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:28,709 as soon as I...talk to her. 1410 01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:33,250 - I've been trying to unload this turkey for months. 1411 01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:34,250 - Really? 1412 01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:35,709 Well, I told the buyer 1413 01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:39,792 that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was conceived here, 1414 01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:41,709 and we had an offer by noon. 1415 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:45,250 - Wow, okay, so you're okay with lying, then. 1416 01:03:46,417 --> 01:03:47,583 Tell me the truth, where did your family 1417 01:03:47,667 --> 01:03:49,291 actually live last year? 1418 01:03:49,375 --> 01:03:51,583 - Russ, I've banked five commissions 1419 01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:53,291 and have yet to see a dime, hmm? 1420 01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:54,792 - Well, I just figured you're so well-off 1421 01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:56,458 that you wanted all your commission checks 1422 01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:57,458 donated to charity. 1423 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,875 - Listen, you screw me over and I'll-- 1424 01:03:58,959 --> 01:04:00,417 - Whoa, whoa! [laughs] 1425 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,125 That sounded a little hood there, chica. 1426 01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:04,166 People threaten with their attorneys around here. 1427 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:06,125 They don't just haul off and hit people. 1428 01:04:07,583 --> 01:04:09,709 - "Number one real estate couple"? 1429 01:04:09,792 --> 01:04:10,792 Really? 1430 01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,291 - Yeah. 1431 01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:13,417 Statistically, they've proven 1432 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:16,041 that people trust business couples. 1433 01:04:17,917 --> 01:04:20,125 - We'll list it for $5 million. 1434 01:04:20,208 --> 01:04:21,417 - Okay. 1435 01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:25,291 [quirky music] 1436 01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:26,834 ♪ ♪ 1437 01:04:26,917 --> 01:04:29,333 - Excuse me. What are you doing? 1438 01:04:29,417 --> 01:04:31,166 - You know, when I was a kid, I used to lie here 1439 01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:33,166 and pretend I was swimming in the ocean. 1440 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:34,500 Hey, big fella! 1441 01:04:34,583 --> 01:04:35,750 - Hey, Horace knows you. 1442 01:04:35,834 --> 01:04:37,208 - Horace? 1443 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:40,041 You named the dog after my father? 1444 01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:42,834 My dad gave him to me when he was a pup. 1445 01:04:42,917 --> 01:04:45,375 His real name is... 1446 01:04:45,458 --> 01:04:47,917 Well, it hardly matters. 1447 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,542 No sense in confusing the animal. 1448 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:52,417 Hi, I'm Theo Hancock. 1449 01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:54,083 - Hancock? - Yeah. 1450 01:04:55,166 --> 01:04:56,375 Boom! 1451 01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:58,125 I can finally do that. 1452 01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:02,709 Hard to believe the old man sold the place. 1453 01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:06,125 I figured he would die right here in this chair. 1454 01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:09,250 - So... 1455 01:05:09,333 --> 01:05:11,542 so what are your plans now, Theo? 1456 01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:13,208 - I'm part of a group. 1457 01:05:13,291 --> 01:05:17,166 And we are going to Burundi to teach English. 1458 01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:19,041 - You don't gotta go that far to teach English. 1459 01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:20,375 You can do that where I'm from. 1460 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,917 - Well, where are you from, Mr. Alvarez? 1461 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:23,917 - Miami. 1462 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,083 - Ha! 1463 01:05:25,166 --> 01:05:26,625 You got a good sense of humor. 1464 01:05:26,709 --> 01:05:27,875 - I'm not joking. 1465 01:05:27,959 --> 01:05:29,625 Have you been to the Department of Motor Vehicles here? 1466 01:05:29,709 --> 01:05:30,875 - I have. 1467 01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:33,750 - Svetlana. 1468 01:05:33,834 --> 01:05:35,500 You two must know each other. 1469 01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:37,125 - Never see before. 1470 01:05:37,208 --> 01:05:39,458 - You sure? He's the previous owner's son. 1471 01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:43,166 - Horace never mention boy. 1472 01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:48,625 - She wouldn't know me, because I was sent 1473 01:05:48,709 --> 01:05:50,125 to boarding school. 1474 01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:52,667 My father and I have been estranged for years. 1475 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:55,000 Way too long, I guess. 1476 01:05:55,709 --> 01:05:59,083 Well, I gotta do some diving before it gets dark. 1477 01:05:59,166 --> 01:06:00,333 - You like to swim at night? 1478 01:06:00,417 --> 01:06:02,125 - Dumpsters. 1479 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:03,417 - Hmm. 1480 01:06:03,917 --> 01:06:06,125 Listen, Theo, I wanna tell you something. 1481 01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:07,333 - No, no, no, no, no. 1482 01:06:07,417 --> 01:06:09,250 Don't think I'm overcompensating. 1483 01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:11,959 I was raised in a giant tombstone. 1484 01:06:12,041 --> 01:06:14,166 The place couldn't be in better hands. 1485 01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:18,834 You know, you don't feel calluses like that 1486 01:06:18,917 --> 01:06:20,750 around here too often. 1487 01:06:20,834 --> 01:06:22,250 You mind if I ask what field you're into, 1488 01:06:22,333 --> 01:06:24,291 Mr. Alvarez? 1489 01:06:24,375 --> 01:06:26,834 - I take care of private properties. 1490 01:06:26,917 --> 01:06:29,291 I specialize in hedges and... 1491 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:30,625 - Hedge funds. 1492 01:06:30,709 --> 01:06:32,291 Big-time. 1493 01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:34,625 Well, you know, some people are so poor, 1494 01:06:34,709 --> 01:06:36,166 all they have is money. 1495 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:38,125 Anyhow, adios. 1496 01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:39,291 - Adios. 1497 01:06:39,375 --> 01:06:41,625 Remember, tu casa es mi casa. 1498 01:06:41,709 --> 01:06:44,125 - You mean mi casa es tu casa. 1499 01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:46,583 - Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. 1500 01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:50,709 [whistles] Hey! 1501 01:06:50,792 --> 01:06:52,333 It's over. Everybody pack your bags. 1502 01:06:52,417 --> 01:06:53,667 This party is done. 1503 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:54,959 His son just showed up. 1504 01:06:55,041 --> 01:06:56,458 Come on. Come on. Let's go, let's go. 1505 01:06:56,542 --> 01:06:58,166 Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Get up, get up, get up. 1506 01:06:58,250 --> 01:07:01,000 - It wouldn't hurt to do just a few, gordito. 1507 01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:02,208 - You hear yourself? 1508 01:07:02,291 --> 01:07:03,875 I buried the guy in his own backyard 1509 01:07:03,959 --> 01:07:05,208 and you're worried about my pesa? 1510 01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:06,542 Come on. Let's go. - Actually, no. 1511 01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:08,667 I'm worried more about mine. 1512 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:10,291 - That's good. 1513 01:07:10,375 --> 01:07:11,709 - You know, if they catch us, 1514 01:07:11,792 --> 01:07:14,083 they're gonna put us in jail and throw away the key. 1515 01:07:14,166 --> 01:07:15,834 Will you stop doing that? Come on! Pack your bags! 1516 01:07:15,917 --> 01:07:17,834 - Worst that'll ever happen to me is some foster home 1517 01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:20,000 while you guys are in the big house, so... 1518 01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:21,166 - I'm good. 1519 01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:23,166 I can claim I was trying to sell the place. 1520 01:07:23,250 --> 01:07:25,208 - Gustavo, your son is 1521 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,041 the most popular kid in his school. 1522 01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:29,250 - He's gonna be the most popular kid in jail. 1523 01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:32,834 - And our daughter has real estate photos everywhere. 1524 01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:34,125 - I'm not happy about that. 1525 01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:36,208 - And I am on first-name basis 1526 01:07:36,291 --> 01:07:38,583 with a lady whose husband owns Chips Ahoy. 1527 01:07:38,667 --> 01:07:39,875 - Whoop-de-do. 1528 01:07:39,959 --> 01:07:41,375 - We're not invisible anymore. 1529 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:42,875 - You've gone crazy, all of you. 1530 01:07:42,959 --> 01:07:44,041 I'm telling you, pack your bags. 1531 01:07:44,125 --> 01:07:45,458 Let's get outta here, now. 1532 01:07:45,542 --> 01:07:46,709 - Gustavo, 1533 01:07:46,792 --> 01:07:48,500 it will probably end-- and badly-- 1534 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,208 but until then... 1535 01:07:50,291 --> 01:07:51,792 - Namaste. 1536 01:07:52,875 --> 01:07:54,542 Ah, man. All right. 1537 01:07:54,625 --> 01:07:57,166 I have an early showing tomorrow, so gotta go. 1538 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:58,542 - [sighs] - And relax. 1539 01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:00,375 - You need to relax. 1540 01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:01,750 - [sighs] 1541 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:05,792 Nando, let me ask you something. 1542 01:08:05,875 --> 01:08:08,333 Do you like it better here or at the old house? 1543 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,875 - More kids shoot each other in the old neighborhood, 1544 01:08:10,959 --> 01:08:12,542 but more kids here commit suicide, 1545 01:08:12,625 --> 01:08:14,375 so it kind of evens out. 1546 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,083 - Yeah. 1547 01:08:16,166 --> 01:08:18,250 You know, at the old house, I'd walk a block 1548 01:08:18,333 --> 01:08:20,417 and I'd have my choice of 20 taco trucks. 1549 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:23,709 Here, I walk a block and I'm still on the property. 1550 01:08:23,792 --> 01:08:25,250 - Hey, wait. That Hancock kid? 1551 01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:26,750 - Yeah? - He got a name? 1552 01:08:26,834 --> 01:08:27,959 - Uh, Theo. 1553 01:08:28,041 --> 01:08:29,625 - Theo. 1554 01:08:29,709 --> 01:08:31,667 - T-H-E-O. 1555 01:08:33,667 --> 01:08:35,375 - Damn. - What are you doing? 1556 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:38,959 - Forget about it. - That's not your phone. 1557 01:08:39,041 --> 01:08:41,083 - Theo. - That's not your phone. 1558 01:08:41,166 --> 01:08:43,792 - Stretch your back all the way. 1559 01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:44,875 - [sighs] 1560 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:49,917 - And when my husband died, 1561 01:08:50,041 --> 01:08:52,333 I decided to sell my Canadian horses. 1562 01:08:52,417 --> 01:08:56,000 - Don't you mean Arabian horses? 1563 01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:57,125 - Yes. 1564 01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:59,291 But I had to ship them through Canada 1565 01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:00,875 to save taxes. 1566 01:09:00,959 --> 01:09:03,583 - But Canada has higher taxes. 1567 01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:07,125 - Well, yes. 1568 01:09:07,208 --> 01:09:08,542 But the horses didn't know that. 1569 01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:10,417 - [laughs] 1570 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,291 I like that you can make distinctions 1571 01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:16,208 that may appear unclear in the minds of others. 1572 01:09:16,291 --> 01:09:18,000 [chuckles] 1573 01:09:18,083 --> 01:09:21,166 A wine like this 1574 01:09:21,250 --> 01:09:22,834 requires... 1575 01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:26,291 [soft classical piano music playing] 1576 01:09:26,375 --> 01:09:28,500 Foreplay. 1577 01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:35,583 ♪ ♪ 1578 01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:43,834 Oh! Bloody hell, son! 1579 01:09:43,917 --> 01:09:45,875 Watch what you're doing! 1580 01:09:45,959 --> 01:09:48,208 [breathing heavily] 1581 01:09:48,291 --> 01:09:49,542 Accident. [laughs nervously] 1582 01:09:49,625 --> 01:09:51,291 Totally my fault. 1583 01:09:51,375 --> 01:09:53,208 Accidents will happen. 1584 01:09:54,417 --> 01:09:56,834 - Salud. - Salud. 1585 01:09:56,917 --> 01:09:59,834 [tango music playing] 1586 01:09:59,917 --> 01:10:06,917 ♪ ♪ 1587 01:10:27,834 --> 01:10:28,959 - What's going on now? 1588 01:10:29,041 --> 01:10:31,375 - Oh, they're dancing. 1589 01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:34,375 He's got his hand around Mom's waist. 1590 01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:36,041 - And sliding south. 1591 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:38,041 - How far south? 1592 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:40,875 - Um...Key West. 1593 01:10:40,959 --> 01:10:42,417 - Key West. 1594 01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:43,750 [clears throat] 1595 01:10:43,834 --> 01:10:46,208 Svetlana, you're probably trying to figure out 1596 01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:48,875 why my wife's having dinner with another man 1597 01:10:48,959 --> 01:10:51,667 while I'm pretending to be a waiter, huh? 1598 01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:55,041 - Horace liked to watch me with other men too. 1599 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:58,041 [smooth piano arpeggio playing] 1600 01:10:58,125 --> 01:11:02,375 ♪ ♪ 1601 01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:03,792 - In every relationship, 1602 01:11:03,875 --> 01:11:06,250 there's one master and one slave. 1603 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:08,667 And when you're in love, you alternate that role. 1604 01:11:09,834 --> 01:11:10,875 Might I make a suggestion 1605 01:11:10,959 --> 01:11:13,417 as how we work off our meal, my love? 1606 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,583 - [clears throat] Madame is tired. 1607 01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:16,792 - But the night is young. 1608 01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:18,208 - Well, she's not. 1609 01:11:19,959 --> 01:11:21,625 - You have to forgive Gustavo. 1610 01:11:21,709 --> 01:11:23,750 Sometimes he just forgets himself. 1611 01:11:23,834 --> 01:11:25,917 He has been for so many years with the family. 1612 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,625 - 25 years. 1613 01:11:27,709 --> 01:11:29,667 Just celebrated my anniversary. 1614 01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:35,583 - You're gonna blow our cover. 1615 01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:37,083 - Well, it's a lot better than you blowing-- 1616 01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:43,500 - I'm sorry you had to see this. 1617 01:11:43,583 --> 01:11:46,500 I don't subscribe normally to corporal punishment, 1618 01:11:46,583 --> 01:11:49,709 except under extreme circumstances. 1619 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,542 Thank you for such an unusual evening. 1620 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:56,709 Good night, Troy. 1621 01:11:58,709 --> 01:11:59,792 - Come on, Troy. 1622 01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:02,625 - 25 years? You must have seen it all. 1623 01:12:02,709 --> 01:12:04,458 - I've seen it. I've smelled it. 1624 01:12:04,542 --> 01:12:05,458 - [exhales heavily] 1625 01:12:05,542 --> 01:12:07,458 - Pick up the pace, gentlemen. 1626 01:12:07,542 --> 01:12:09,333 We're just hiding pimples. 1627 01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:12,208 Who am I talking to? 1628 01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:14,583 They don't understand English. 1629 01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:15,917 - [speaking Spanish] 1630 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,834 Vacate my property this instant. 1631 01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:20,291 - Your property? 1632 01:12:20,375 --> 01:12:21,458 I own this. 1633 01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:23,709 - Leave, or I will call the police right now. 1634 01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:24,834 - Ha. 1635 01:12:24,917 --> 01:12:26,667 The cops are the last people you'll call. 1636 01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:28,959 You're three months late on your rent. 1637 01:12:29,041 --> 01:12:30,375 - Come on, Jackie. 1638 01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:33,000 Why don't we just go inside and talk? 1639 01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:34,250 Yeah? - Hmm. 1640 01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:36,834 Jackie. 1641 01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:39,875 [suspicious music] 1642 01:12:39,959 --> 01:12:46,917 ♪ ♪ 1643 01:12:48,917 --> 01:12:50,875 - Watch out for the-- the dog shit. 1644 01:12:51,959 --> 01:12:53,083 Yeah. 1645 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,000 - Russ Huard. 1646 01:12:57,083 --> 01:12:58,000 - Yeah. 1647 01:12:58,083 --> 01:12:59,500 When it was properly landscaped, 1648 01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:01,667 it was a gem of the neighborhood, 1649 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:03,875 let me tell you, but now they just kinda use it 1650 01:13:03,959 --> 01:13:05,375 as a dump, I guess. 1651 01:13:05,458 --> 01:13:06,875 - Wait, okay, so you said on the phone 1652 01:13:06,959 --> 01:13:08,208 that this place has been on the market 1653 01:13:08,291 --> 01:13:09,542 for, like, six to eight months? 1654 01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:11,542 - Yes, sir. 1655 01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:14,417 You know, you don't really fit the demographic 1656 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:16,333 for this zip code. 1657 01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:18,834 You plan to flip it? 1658 01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:23,625 - No, I need to show this to my business partner. 1659 01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,834 - Whatever you need. 1660 01:13:26,917 --> 01:13:30,583 ♪ ♪ 1661 01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:33,583 [frantic jazzy music] 1662 01:13:33,667 --> 01:13:40,333 ♪ ♪ 1663 01:13:56,875 --> 01:13:58,250 - You must be Gustavo. 1664 01:13:58,333 --> 01:14:00,417 - Marina. - Oh, mushrooms. 1665 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:01,792 I wonder what's under. 1666 01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:05,041 - Did you know that one fungus can cover 40 acres underground 1667 01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:06,750 and live to be 100 years old? 1668 01:14:06,834 --> 01:14:09,583 - And unless you root them out, 1669 01:14:09,667 --> 01:14:11,625 they can be deadly. 1670 01:14:11,709 --> 01:14:13,208 - She gold digger. 1671 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:16,583 Devil woman. 1672 01:14:16,667 --> 01:14:17,583 - Excuse me? 1673 01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:19,834 - Witch. - Svetlana. 1674 01:14:19,917 --> 01:14:21,875 How dare you talk to my friend like that? 1675 01:14:21,959 --> 01:14:23,959 - Oh, honey, don't worry. 1676 01:14:24,041 --> 01:14:26,959 Maybe--she must be confusing me with someone else. 1677 01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:29,041 - Thief steal Horace. 1678 01:14:29,125 --> 01:14:30,083 - I'm sorry. 1679 01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:32,375 I'm not used to being insulted by the help. 1680 01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:36,667 - Svetlana, apologize right now, 1681 01:14:36,750 --> 01:14:39,250 or you turn in your uniform. 1682 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:45,959 - Darling, let's just go. 1683 01:14:46,041 --> 01:14:47,333 You know, I'd really like to take a look 1684 01:14:47,417 --> 01:14:49,333 at the Hermès fall collection. 1685 01:14:49,417 --> 01:14:51,125 [laughs] 1686 01:14:51,208 --> 01:14:52,291 - What about dinner? 1687 01:14:52,375 --> 01:14:54,792 [upbeat music] 1688 01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:57,041 - Mom's really rolling. 1689 01:14:57,709 --> 01:15:00,959 - You know, your mom used to do so much with so little. 1690 01:15:01,041 --> 01:15:03,083 Now she does so little with so much. 1691 01:15:04,542 --> 01:15:06,625 [tires squealing] 1692 01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:09,500 - Hey, Pops. 1693 01:15:09,583 --> 01:15:11,458 Hey, Pops. 1694 01:15:11,542 --> 01:15:13,291 Found out Tiffany's mom was Hancock's lawyer. 1695 01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:14,834 She handled his last divorce. 1696 01:15:14,917 --> 01:15:16,333 - Yeah, well, I might be calling her soon. 1697 01:15:16,417 --> 01:15:18,500 - Apparently, Horace was a rich, horny old toad 1698 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:20,709 who seduced women by putting them in his will. 1699 01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:23,041 - Did she say anything else? 1700 01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:26,875 - She said, "Shut up and put your tongue to better use." 1701 01:15:26,959 --> 01:15:29,542 - That would be so funny if you weren't my son. 1702 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:31,166 - You know, I invited Esperanza 1703 01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:33,291 to pick through my ex-husband's closet. 1704 01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:35,333 Saved me a Christmas bonus this year. 1705 01:15:35,417 --> 01:15:36,500 - Mm. 1706 01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:39,792 - Lupe, what qualities do you think make a good maid? 1707 01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:44,667 - I'm not sure that I'm the right person to ask that. 1708 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:46,583 - Hmm? And why is that? 1709 01:15:49,667 --> 01:15:51,583 - Tell them the truth, darling. 1710 01:15:53,959 --> 01:15:56,375 - Because I once was one. 1711 01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:58,041 - A maid? You? 1712 01:15:58,125 --> 01:15:59,709 - Sí, señoras. 1713 01:15:59,792 --> 01:16:01,875 - Yes, ladies. 1714 01:16:01,959 --> 01:16:02,917 Lupe was a maid. 1715 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,917 - Really? 1716 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,834 - In a foreign film her husband produced. 1717 01:16:06,917 --> 01:16:09,166 [laughter] 1718 01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:10,291 - So bad. 1719 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,959 Ah, you got me. 1720 01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:17,041 Oh, I am due back at the firm. 1721 01:16:17,125 --> 01:16:18,917 Send me those names of the scholarship students 1722 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,750 and I'll prepare the checks. 1723 01:16:20,834 --> 01:16:22,667 Ciao, chicas. Mwah. 1724 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:27,083 - Well, ladies, I know that we'd usually wait a while 1725 01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,583 for a new member to fit in, 1726 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:31,583 but I'd like to make an exception. 1727 01:16:31,667 --> 01:16:35,625 Lupe Alvarez to host our annual scholarship luncheon 1728 01:16:35,709 --> 01:16:36,917 at her home. 1729 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,834 - No. I can't do that. 1730 01:16:38,917 --> 01:16:39,959 - Darling, you must. 1731 01:16:40,041 --> 01:16:41,458 - I think it's a great idea. 1732 01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:43,083 - Right? - Absolutely. 1733 01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:44,333 - What about you, ladies? - Oh, yes. 1734 01:16:44,417 --> 01:16:45,625 Lupe should do it. - I think she should do it. 1735 01:16:45,709 --> 01:16:47,959 - Yeah. - It's a great idea. 1736 01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:50,417 - Great. Cheers to that, then. 1737 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:51,458 - [laughs nervously] - Salud. 1738 01:16:51,542 --> 01:16:53,417 - Salud, darling. - Salud, querida. 1739 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:55,083 [laughs] 1740 01:16:55,166 --> 01:16:58,959 [tense music] 1741 01:16:59,041 --> 01:17:01,458 - I want every dollar you have. - Hmm. 1742 01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:05,333 Cubic zirconium. Imitation. 1743 01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:07,250 Fake. - Are you positive? 1744 01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:08,750 - I'm more positive than Magic Johnson. 1745 01:17:08,834 --> 01:17:10,333 - You got anything real? 1746 01:17:12,709 --> 01:17:13,583 - I got this. 1747 01:17:13,667 --> 01:17:16,166 [mysterious music] 1748 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,083 - Hmm. All right, let's see the pair. 1749 01:17:20,166 --> 01:17:21,792 - That's the only one I have. 1750 01:17:21,875 --> 01:17:24,291 - What kind of person buys only one earring? 1751 01:17:24,375 --> 01:17:26,000 - Burn victims. - Van Gogh. 1752 01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:27,750 - Holyfield after the Tyson fight. 1753 01:17:29,041 --> 01:17:30,375 - [sighs] 1754 01:17:32,208 --> 01:17:34,041 Classic Marilyn. 1755 01:17:35,834 --> 01:17:37,125 - Tits only. 1756 01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:38,500 - Nothing below the belt. 1757 01:17:38,583 --> 01:17:40,333 No va-jay-jay, no pa-pay-pay. 1758 01:17:40,417 --> 01:17:42,125 - We're a porn shop, not a porn shop. 1759 01:17:42,208 --> 01:17:43,083 - Pawnshop. - Porn. 1760 01:17:43,166 --> 01:17:44,125 - Pawn. - Porn. 1761 01:17:44,208 --> 01:17:45,125 - Pawnshop. - Porn. 1762 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:46,083 - Pawnshop. Pawn. - Porn. Porn. 1763 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:47,333 - It's--open your mouth. Pawn. - Porn. 1764 01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:48,667 Porn. - Pawn. Move your lips. 1765 01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:49,792 - Porn. - Pawn. Pawnshop. 1766 01:17:49,875 --> 01:17:50,834 - Porn. - Pawn sh-- 1767 01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:51,875 - Porn. - Pawnshop. 1768 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,000 - Porn. Porn. Porn. - Hey. 1769 01:17:54,083 --> 01:17:56,500 I'm taking this to eBay. 1770 01:17:56,583 --> 01:17:57,875 I don't need you thieves. 1771 01:17:57,959 --> 01:17:59,375 - What kind of scam you got going here? 1772 01:17:59,458 --> 01:18:01,750 - Not like you have receipts for any of this. 1773 01:18:01,834 --> 01:18:03,834 - Gustavo! 1774 01:18:03,917 --> 01:18:06,333 [sneaky music] 1775 01:18:06,417 --> 01:18:07,375 - Oh, hey. 1776 01:18:07,458 --> 01:18:13,166 ♪ ♪ 1777 01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:14,667 - Uh, scuse me. 1778 01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:16,667 - Ooh! Yes? 1779 01:18:16,750 --> 01:18:20,041 - I was wondering if you sell any small crucifixes. 1780 01:18:20,125 --> 01:18:24,166 ♪ ♪ 1781 01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:25,333 - Only got big ones. 1782 01:18:25,417 --> 01:18:27,000 - Yeah. More Jesus for your buck. 1783 01:18:27,083 --> 01:18:28,667 - [sighs] What a shame. 1784 01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:30,667 'Cause it just happened that my maid stole 1785 01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:34,208 this tiny, rare crucifix from me. 1786 01:18:34,291 --> 01:18:37,375 She must have thought it was just worth a few bucks. 1787 01:18:37,458 --> 01:18:39,583 Little she knows it's worth millions. 1788 01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:40,750 - Ah. 1789 01:18:42,333 --> 01:18:43,417 - [sighs] 1790 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:46,709 Anyway, lucky the person who ended up with it, right? 1791 01:18:46,792 --> 01:18:49,625 - [laughs nervously] - Thanks. 1792 01:18:49,709 --> 01:18:51,709 - Thank you. 1793 01:18:51,792 --> 01:18:53,917 Get Gustavo's address. - You get it. 1794 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:55,417 - [scoffs] 1795 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:00,750 - Svetlana? 1796 01:19:00,834 --> 01:19:02,583 Where is my diamond necklace? 1797 01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:05,208 - Svetlana no touch. 1798 01:19:05,291 --> 01:19:07,208 - "Svetlana no touch"? 1799 01:19:07,291 --> 01:19:10,083 I know every single little secret. 1800 01:19:10,166 --> 01:19:13,375 Stealing what you don't think we'll miss, Svetlana? 1801 01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:15,542 - Lupe. 1802 01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:16,709 Why are you doing this? 1803 01:19:16,792 --> 01:19:18,041 Why are you treating the housekeeper 1804 01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:19,166 worse than you were treated? 1805 01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:20,291 You forgot? 1806 01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:23,083 - Are you having sex with our housekeeper, Gustavo? 1807 01:19:23,166 --> 01:19:24,917 - I'm not even having sex with my wife. 1808 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,917 - Did you pawn my diamond necklace? 1809 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,792 - Yes, and I would pawn Troy too if I could. 1810 01:19:29,875 --> 01:19:31,542 - And my silverware? 1811 01:19:31,625 --> 01:19:33,375 - Your silverware? Uh, yeah. 1812 01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:35,709 That went last week when we had to pay the electricity bill, 1813 01:19:35,792 --> 01:19:36,709 and we're still short. 1814 01:19:36,792 --> 01:19:38,875 - Well, go and get it back. 1815 01:19:38,959 --> 01:19:40,875 I am not going to have my guests eat 1816 01:19:40,959 --> 01:19:42,291 with plastic utensils. 1817 01:19:42,375 --> 01:19:43,375 - Guests? 1818 01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,792 Are you out of your tostada? 1819 01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:46,917 You're inviting people here? 1820 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,250 - To keep up appearances. 1821 01:19:48,333 --> 01:19:49,667 To let them know that we arrived. 1822 01:19:49,750 --> 01:19:51,291 - Arrived? Arrived? 1823 01:19:51,375 --> 01:19:53,208 Where do you come up with these words, "arrived"? 1824 01:19:53,291 --> 01:19:54,583 We're Latino! We don't arrive. 1825 01:19:54,667 --> 01:19:55,875 We're on our way at best. 1826 01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:59,500 - The man I married was never afraid of anything, 1827 01:19:59,583 --> 01:20:00,959 and look at you now. 1828 01:20:01,041 --> 01:20:03,458 You're terrified, scared, 1829 01:20:03,542 --> 01:20:05,250 for a ladies' luncheon? 1830 01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:06,458 Oh, my God, Gustavo. 1831 01:20:06,542 --> 01:20:08,959 - Being wealthy is more than just having money. 1832 01:20:09,041 --> 01:20:10,959 Being wealthy is about having choices. 1833 01:20:11,041 --> 01:20:13,625 Because if it's about steak or bologna, 1834 01:20:13,709 --> 01:20:15,625 if it's about a Rolls-Royce or a Ferrari, 1835 01:20:15,709 --> 01:20:18,333 if it's about having a beautiful trophy wife 1836 01:20:18,417 --> 01:20:19,959 or the old lady, 1837 01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:22,458 then those are choices we don't know how to make, 1838 01:20:22,542 --> 01:20:24,625 because apparently, you and I were probably never in love. 1839 01:20:24,709 --> 01:20:27,166 We just didn't have any choice, huh? 1840 01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:29,625 - Money doesn't change you. 1841 01:20:29,709 --> 01:20:31,500 It just reveals who you are. 1842 01:20:31,583 --> 01:20:33,625 - Well, then you shrunk. 1843 01:20:33,709 --> 01:20:36,667 [tense music] 1844 01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:38,583 ♪ ♪ 1845 01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:39,834 No, no, no! Not that, not that. 1846 01:20:39,917 --> 01:20:41,458 We need this. We need this. 1847 01:20:44,041 --> 01:20:45,208 Or that--no! 1848 01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:48,291 What'd you do that for? 1849 01:20:50,750 --> 01:20:53,125 No, no, no, no. No ten loca. 1850 01:20:53,208 --> 01:20:54,333 I'm telling you. Ten loca. 1851 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:55,667 Lupe! Lupe! 1852 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,667 Lupe, it's David! Lupe! 1853 01:20:57,750 --> 01:21:01,208 ♪ ♪ 1854 01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:03,000 What? 1855 01:21:03,083 --> 01:21:04,333 You're crazy! 1856 01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:05,375 No, Lupe. Not that. 1857 01:21:05,458 --> 01:21:07,083 Lupe, I'm telling you, not that. 1858 01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:08,333 Don't cross this line! 1859 01:21:08,417 --> 01:21:09,625 Lupe, I'm telling you once, 1860 01:21:09,709 --> 01:21:10,917 you do that and you're gonna go straight to hell. 1861 01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:12,667 - [coughs] 1862 01:21:12,750 --> 01:21:15,041 - Lupe. - Oh, what's that? 1863 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:17,375 - That is your ticket to hell. 1864 01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:19,667 That is Mrs. Hancock's ashes, 1865 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:21,959 all over the floor, all over your nightgown, 1866 01:21:22,041 --> 01:21:23,208 and all over my face. 1867 01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:26,542 That is Mrs. Hancock. - Ah! 1868 01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:28,000 - You better go on your knees to the nearest church 1869 01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:29,041 and beg for forgiveness. 1870 01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:30,542 We've got nothing else to sell! 1871 01:21:30,625 --> 01:21:31,542 - If we are that broke, 1872 01:21:31,625 --> 01:21:33,041 why don't you go and work for a living? 1873 01:21:33,125 --> 01:21:34,083 - Well, maybe I will. 1874 01:21:34,166 --> 01:21:36,875 I happen to be the best gardener ever! 1875 01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:39,208 I talk to the snails. I squawk with the animals. 1876 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:40,709 I squeak and I talk. 1877 01:21:40,792 --> 01:21:41,709 - Well, then go. 1878 01:21:41,792 --> 01:21:44,000 - I am. - Good. 1879 01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:46,750 [siren wailing] 1880 01:21:46,834 --> 01:21:48,542 - For the last time, come on out 1881 01:21:48,625 --> 01:21:50,333 with your hands above your head. 1882 01:21:50,417 --> 01:21:51,625 - Officer. - Freeze. 1883 01:21:51,709 --> 01:21:53,875 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was just getting my ID. 1884 01:21:53,959 --> 01:21:55,291 - Slowly. 1885 01:21:58,041 --> 01:21:59,500 - Here you go, sir. 1886 01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:02,625 [indistinct police radio chatter] 1887 01:22:03,834 --> 01:22:04,875 - Do I know you? 1888 01:22:04,959 --> 01:22:07,083 - I got a common-looking face. 1889 01:22:07,166 --> 01:22:08,959 - Hmm. 1890 01:22:09,041 --> 01:22:10,750 We get a lot of porch pirates around here. 1891 01:22:10,834 --> 01:22:13,417 I think this indigent is staking out your house. 1892 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:15,959 - Oh, no, I can vouch for this man. 1893 01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:22,208 - There's no overnight parking here. 1894 01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:23,667 Move your vehicle. 1895 01:22:24,792 --> 01:22:25,792 - Thank you. 1896 01:22:26,834 --> 01:22:28,750 - [sighs] Thanks. 1897 01:22:28,834 --> 01:22:31,291 You didn't have to do that, Mr. Alvarez. 1898 01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:34,250 - Why don't you move your tub over here to the-- 1899 01:22:34,333 --> 01:22:37,417 my--your--you know, to the driveway. 1900 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:38,917 - Uh, you know, 1901 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:42,291 my battery's not really working that well right now. 1902 01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:44,083 - Well, come on. I'll help you push. 1903 01:22:44,166 --> 01:22:45,291 - Thanks. 1904 01:22:45,375 --> 01:22:48,291 [quirky music] 1905 01:22:48,375 --> 01:22:51,625 ♪ ♪ 1906 01:22:51,709 --> 01:22:53,291 - All right, Horace. [dog barks] 1907 01:22:53,375 --> 01:22:54,917 You drive. 1908 01:22:56,542 --> 01:22:58,125 [dog barks] 1909 01:22:58,208 --> 01:23:05,125 ♪ ♪ 1910 01:23:05,208 --> 01:23:08,500 [hip-hop music playing over radio] 1911 01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:13,458 ♪ ♪ 1912 01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:14,417 - Coño, man. 1913 01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:16,583 Tell me that's not Aurora in a Tesla. 1914 01:23:16,667 --> 01:23:18,041 - Russ, where are you taking me? 1915 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:21,500 - I want your opinion on a piece of property 1916 01:23:21,583 --> 01:23:23,834 that's a little bit outside of our normal sales parameters. 1917 01:23:23,917 --> 01:23:29,041 ♪ ♪ 1918 01:23:29,125 --> 01:23:30,709 - Gustavo Alvarez. 1919 01:23:30,792 --> 01:23:33,208 If your garden is a mess... - Ah, Alvarez! 1920 01:23:33,291 --> 01:23:36,208 - I will clean it for less. - Honduran crew, you're fired. 1921 01:23:36,291 --> 01:23:38,375 This guy works half as cheap. Rápido. 1922 01:23:38,458 --> 01:23:40,333 - Vamos! I got him, boss! 1923 01:23:40,417 --> 01:23:41,667 I got him, boss. 1924 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:44,667 [indistinct shouting] 1925 01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:47,667 [urgent music] 1926 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:54,750 ♪ ♪ 1927 01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:04,625 [mysterious music] [jaguar snarls] 1928 01:24:04,709 --> 01:24:11,750 ♪ ♪ 1929 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:19,750 [indistinct shouting] 1930 01:24:19,834 --> 01:24:23,750 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! [indistinct shouting] 1931 01:24:23,834 --> 01:24:25,750 - [screams] 1932 01:24:25,834 --> 01:24:27,834 Hey, it's me! Stop the truck! 1933 01:24:27,917 --> 01:24:29,667 [indistinct shouting] 1934 01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:31,000 - Huh? 1935 01:24:31,083 --> 01:24:32,750 You hear something? 1936 01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:33,834 - Hey, hey! 1937 01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:37,750 Hey, stop the truck! 1938 01:24:37,834 --> 01:24:40,041 - Gus is in trouble! - [screams] 1939 01:24:40,125 --> 01:24:41,709 Help! - Stop, Flaco! 1940 01:24:41,792 --> 01:24:43,291 Let's go. - [screams] 1941 01:24:44,625 --> 01:24:46,667 - [speaking Spanish] 1942 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:50,250 - [screams, growls] 1943 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:53,417 [all shouting] 1944 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:56,291 Come get some! Come on! [growls] 1945 01:24:56,375 --> 01:25:00,125 [all shouting] 1946 01:25:00,208 --> 01:25:02,375 - Why are they chasing you? 1947 01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:04,083 - I stole their jobs. I'm broke. 1948 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:05,583 - Always got work with us, jefe. 1949 01:25:05,667 --> 01:25:06,709 - Appreciate that. 1950 01:25:06,792 --> 01:25:07,917 - Oh, are you living on the streets? 1951 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,291 - No. I gotta come clean with you. 1952 01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:12,125 I live in a chateau. 1953 01:25:12,208 --> 01:25:15,583 I got a pool, sauna, 1954 01:25:15,667 --> 01:25:16,959 gardeners, maids, the works. 1955 01:25:17,041 --> 01:25:18,250 - Yeah, yeah, must be great. 1956 01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:19,959 - No, it's hell. 1957 01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:21,500 - Oh, you're a chateau vato. - Yeah. 1958 01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:23,625 - Hey, he's a chateau vato. 1959 01:25:23,709 --> 01:25:26,083 - I am. [breathing heavily] 1960 01:25:26,166 --> 01:25:29,125 [engine humming] 1961 01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:31,500 - Hey. [brakes squeak] 1962 01:25:31,583 --> 01:25:34,750 You guys know how to get to 911 Bizmark Drive? 1963 01:25:34,834 --> 01:25:37,917 - Yeah, it's a left past the mansion. 1964 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,458 - Every house in the neighborhood is a mansion! 1965 01:25:40,542 --> 01:25:41,959 You dumbass gardeners! 1966 01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:43,500 [tires squealing] 1967 01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:46,291 - Jefe. Why you hiding? 1968 01:25:46,375 --> 01:25:48,083 - I know why they're looking for me. 1969 01:25:48,166 --> 01:25:51,458 They wanna steal the rest of my stuff at the mansion. 1970 01:25:51,542 --> 01:25:52,875 At the chateau. 1971 01:25:52,959 --> 01:25:55,542 [breathing heavily] 1972 01:25:55,625 --> 01:25:58,000 - Gus has been in the sun way too long. 1973 01:26:00,542 --> 01:26:02,625 - Look at the smiles on the faces 1974 01:26:02,709 --> 01:26:04,625 of the children in our neighborhood 1975 01:26:04,709 --> 01:26:07,625 when you see what we have provided for them. 1976 01:26:07,709 --> 01:26:11,500 These are the lucky disadvantaged teenagers. 1977 01:26:11,583 --> 01:26:13,583 - Lucky to be disadvantaged? 1978 01:26:13,667 --> 01:26:15,208 - Oxymoronic, baby. 1979 01:26:15,291 --> 01:26:16,333 [both laugh] 1980 01:26:16,417 --> 01:26:17,333 - Lupe! 1981 01:26:17,417 --> 01:26:18,875 - Thank you for your generosity. 1982 01:26:18,959 --> 01:26:20,500 - Oh, lovely party, ladies. Hi. 1983 01:26:20,583 --> 01:26:21,959 - The three local pupils will receive... 1984 01:26:22,041 --> 01:26:23,166 - Oh, hi. Come on, Lupe. Lupe. 1985 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:24,709 Hi, ladies. - Full college scholarships... 1986 01:26:24,792 --> 01:26:26,792 - Let's go. [speaking Spanish] 1987 01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:30,250 - Courtesy of the ladies' club. 1988 01:26:31,917 --> 01:26:34,000 - Ay, Gustavo. 1989 01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:36,333 - I found out Marina's as phony as us. 1990 01:26:36,417 --> 01:26:38,792 She didn't bump into you at the supermarket by accident. 1991 01:26:38,875 --> 01:26:40,667 No. She's been stalking us. 1992 01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:43,000 She's trying to discover what happened to Hancock. 1993 01:26:43,083 --> 01:26:46,000 See, the money willed to her doesn't come into effect 1994 01:26:46,083 --> 01:26:47,500 unless she gets a body. 1995 01:26:47,583 --> 01:26:49,959 - So she killed him? 1996 01:26:50,041 --> 01:26:52,333 Is that what you think? - Well... 1997 01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:54,417 - Gustavo. 1998 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:57,000 - Is everything okay, dear? 1999 01:26:57,083 --> 01:26:59,709 - Ah. Speaking of the devil. 2000 01:26:59,792 --> 01:27:01,500 Marina, tell my wife the truth 2001 01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:03,959 about what happened to Hancock. 2002 01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:08,083 - I think you would be able to answer that better than I. 2003 01:27:08,166 --> 01:27:10,041 - You're not going to ruin my party. 2004 01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:12,041 - No, she's not. 2005 01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:13,542 And you should leave. 2006 01:27:13,625 --> 01:27:16,208 - I was talking about you, Gustavo. 2007 01:27:16,291 --> 01:27:19,208 [tense music] 2008 01:27:19,291 --> 01:27:20,542 ♪ ♪ 2009 01:27:20,625 --> 01:27:22,125 - Well, I believe these are yours. 2010 01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:25,083 [mysterious music] 2011 01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:26,417 ♪ ♪ 2012 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:28,166 - I have a question. 2013 01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:29,709 What would you do when you just want 2014 01:27:29,792 --> 01:27:33,208 to prop up your feet on someone that you love? 2015 01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:35,375 - You get a pedicure. 2016 01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:42,333 ♪ ♪ 2017 01:27:48,125 --> 01:27:49,417 - [screams] 2018 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:50,917 Yeah, Mukai! 2019 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:52,959 Gustavo! Ha-ha! 2020 01:27:53,041 --> 01:27:55,041 We have come, Gustavo! 2021 01:27:55,125 --> 01:27:56,583 [laughs] 2022 01:27:56,667 --> 01:27:57,709 Look, Mukai! 2023 01:27:57,792 --> 01:27:59,875 They're throwing a party in our honor! 2024 01:27:59,959 --> 01:28:03,875 Whoo! [whooping] 2025 01:28:03,959 --> 01:28:09,417 ♪ ♪ 2026 01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:12,750 - The third and final scholarship winner 2027 01:28:12,834 --> 01:28:16,166 is Orlando Carpiamente Jr. 2028 01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:18,291 [applause] - Okay, enough. 2029 01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:21,417 I would like to propose a toast, everyone, 2030 01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:24,375 to our hostess, Lupe Alvarez. 2031 01:28:25,250 --> 01:28:27,625 [applause] - [screams] 2032 01:28:27,709 --> 01:28:29,083 Ha! 2033 01:28:29,166 --> 01:28:30,583 - Freeze! 2034 01:28:30,667 --> 01:28:32,667 - Stand and deliver, señoras! 2035 01:28:32,750 --> 01:28:34,625 We're here! [laughs] 2036 01:28:34,709 --> 01:28:36,291 - Get the police! 2037 01:28:36,375 --> 01:28:38,917 - [laughs] Shake your asses. 2038 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:41,166 Shake 'em! Ah! 2039 01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:42,917 [laughs] 2040 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,750 If you got a chopper, get to the chopper! 2041 01:28:45,834 --> 01:28:48,125 [laughs] 2042 01:28:48,208 --> 01:28:51,458 - 911 Bizmark Drive! It's an emergency! 2043 01:28:51,542 --> 01:28:57,166 ♪ ♪ 2044 01:28:57,250 --> 01:28:59,709 - Yo, this crocodile purse is worth more than what's in it. 2045 01:28:59,792 --> 01:29:00,792 - Focus! 2046 01:29:00,875 --> 01:29:02,458 We're trying to find a million-dollar crucifix. 2047 01:29:02,542 --> 01:29:03,458 - Whatever. 2048 01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:05,083 Oh, you look like Gustavo's wife. 2049 01:29:05,166 --> 01:29:06,375 - Which of these bitches is Gus' wife? 2050 01:29:06,458 --> 01:29:07,458 You? Huh? Huh? 2051 01:29:07,542 --> 01:29:09,166 You got a crucifix in there? Huh? Huh? 2052 01:29:09,250 --> 01:29:11,000 Come on, lady. 2053 01:29:11,083 --> 01:29:12,417 Show me your titties! 2054 01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:13,542 - You Gus' wife? Huh? 2055 01:29:13,625 --> 01:29:14,792 - Are you Gus' wife? Come on. 2056 01:29:14,875 --> 01:29:16,041 - Are you Gus' wife? 2057 01:29:16,125 --> 01:29:17,333 - Crucifix! 2058 01:29:17,417 --> 01:29:19,500 - A crucifix! Over here! 2059 01:29:19,583 --> 01:29:21,041 - Hey, no, no, no. - Give it to me. 2060 01:29:21,125 --> 01:29:23,125 - No! No! - Open. Open. 2061 01:29:23,208 --> 01:29:24,792 [both grunt] 2062 01:29:25,959 --> 01:29:27,291 [grunts] - Ow! No! 2063 01:29:27,375 --> 01:29:28,375 - Open your hand! - Mio! 2064 01:29:28,458 --> 01:29:29,542 [all grunting] 2065 01:29:29,625 --> 01:29:30,834 - Come on. - Stop it! 2066 01:29:30,917 --> 01:29:31,834 [camera shutter clicks] 2067 01:29:31,917 --> 01:29:33,333 [growls] - [screams] 2068 01:29:33,417 --> 01:29:36,375 [all grunting] 2069 01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:39,166 ♪ ♪ 2070 01:29:39,250 --> 01:29:40,834 - Want some? 2071 01:29:40,917 --> 01:29:41,875 You want some? 2072 01:29:41,959 --> 01:29:45,625 - Gustavo! 2073 01:29:48,291 --> 01:29:51,417 [tires squealing] 2074 01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:58,458 ♪ ♪ 2075 01:30:00,917 --> 01:30:02,750 [tires squealing] 2076 01:30:02,834 --> 01:30:05,250 [all grunting] 2077 01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:12,291 ♪ ♪ 2078 01:30:14,792 --> 01:30:17,792 [all shouting] 2079 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,250 - Come on! Let's get out of here! 2080 01:30:24,333 --> 01:30:27,709 [all shouting] 2081 01:30:27,792 --> 01:30:31,709 ♪ ♪ 2082 01:30:31,792 --> 01:30:34,709 - [grunting] 2083 01:30:34,792 --> 01:30:35,792 Back off. 2084 01:30:37,834 --> 01:30:39,250 [grunts] Huh? 2085 01:30:39,333 --> 01:30:40,625 How much you want it? 2086 01:30:40,709 --> 01:30:41,917 Hmm? 2087 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:43,917 [groans] Ah! 2088 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:45,208 Ah! - [laughs] 2089 01:30:45,291 --> 01:30:47,250 - Thank God you're a cop, 'cause you're a lousy gardener. 2090 01:30:47,333 --> 01:30:49,291 - This is the 1%. 2091 01:30:49,375 --> 01:30:50,792 They don't leave nothing to chance. 2092 01:30:50,875 --> 01:30:52,458 You have the right to remain silent. 2093 01:30:52,542 --> 01:30:54,875 Anything you do say will be used against you. 2094 01:30:54,959 --> 01:30:56,583 - No one's that lucky. - [laughs] 2095 01:30:56,667 --> 01:30:57,875 - [speaking Spanish] 2096 01:30:57,959 --> 01:30:59,250 - I see you got this under control. 2097 01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:00,959 We've been tracking this one for a long time 2098 01:31:01,041 --> 01:31:02,250 for selling fake ID. 2099 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:04,333 Take them both outta here. 2100 01:31:04,417 --> 01:31:07,792 - [groaning] I almost got away with it. 2101 01:31:07,875 --> 01:31:09,417 - Come on. We're going in. - Oh, no, no, no. 2102 01:31:09,500 --> 01:31:11,667 Stick around, Officer. 2103 01:31:11,750 --> 01:31:13,875 You're not done arresting people here. 2104 01:31:15,667 --> 01:31:17,000 - This better be good. 2105 01:31:17,083 --> 01:31:19,166 - Well, let's say the family 2106 01:31:19,250 --> 01:31:21,959 who claims to own this house 2107 01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:25,750 does not possess the deed to the property. 2108 01:31:25,834 --> 01:31:28,166 They're squatters, tramps, 2109 01:31:28,250 --> 01:31:30,709 and, worse, killers. 2110 01:31:32,041 --> 01:31:34,875 Horace Hancock is buried right over there. 2111 01:31:35,709 --> 01:31:37,792 - Let's go. 2112 01:31:37,875 --> 01:31:40,834 [suspicious music] 2113 01:31:40,917 --> 01:31:44,792 ♪ ♪ 2114 01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:47,542 - Come on. Let's go. 2115 01:31:47,625 --> 01:31:48,792 Come on. 2116 01:31:48,875 --> 01:31:54,208 ♪ ♪ 2117 01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:55,542 - I don't get it. 2118 01:31:55,625 --> 01:31:57,000 Why are we here? 2119 01:31:57,083 --> 01:32:03,875 ♪ ♪ 2120 01:32:04,917 --> 01:32:06,208 - Tell me about the house. 2121 01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:09,041 - [laughs nervously] 2122 01:32:09,125 --> 01:32:12,625 Russ, I'm all for gentrification, 2123 01:32:12,709 --> 01:32:15,458 but isn't this slumming? 2124 01:32:17,083 --> 01:32:19,083 - This one has a fascinating history, though. 2125 01:32:21,917 --> 01:32:23,583 - Why are you doing this? 2126 01:32:24,959 --> 01:32:27,375 - Aurora, I need you to be honest with me. 2127 01:32:33,333 --> 01:32:35,125 - It's tiny... 2128 01:32:36,291 --> 01:32:37,542 But exquisite. 2129 01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:40,667 I never really saw it before today. 2130 01:32:44,792 --> 01:32:45,959 - Buy it back. 2131 01:32:47,417 --> 01:32:49,417 It's the money you've earned, plus an advance. 2132 01:32:53,625 --> 01:32:56,583 [playful music] 2133 01:32:56,667 --> 01:33:03,625 ♪ ♪ 2134 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:11,875 - It's a fine mess you got us into, huh? 2135 01:33:11,959 --> 01:33:13,375 [sighs] 2136 01:33:15,333 --> 01:33:16,792 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 2137 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:20,083 What are you doing here? 2138 01:33:20,166 --> 01:33:21,750 Wanna know the truth? 2139 01:33:21,834 --> 01:33:23,083 You're no better off than your cousins 2140 01:33:23,166 --> 01:33:24,291 in my old backyard. 2141 01:33:24,375 --> 01:33:25,625 Off you go. 2142 01:33:25,709 --> 01:33:27,250 - This is a bunch of crap! 2143 01:33:27,333 --> 01:33:29,583 We've been here for three hours already. 2144 01:33:29,667 --> 01:33:32,125 Mr. Alvarez is the only decent person 2145 01:33:32,208 --> 01:33:34,750 in this godforsaken neighborhood. 2146 01:33:34,834 --> 01:33:36,291 Theo out. 2147 01:33:36,375 --> 01:33:38,750 - Horace die, Svetlana get house. 2148 01:33:38,834 --> 01:33:40,500 Have in writing. 2149 01:33:40,583 --> 01:33:42,417 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2150 01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:46,583 A will is a revocable document, and Horace Hancock revised his. 2151 01:33:46,667 --> 01:33:50,750 He left his property to me right before he was poisoned 2152 01:33:50,834 --> 01:33:53,083 and buried by this monster. 2153 01:33:53,166 --> 01:33:55,792 - Without a body or a death certificate, 2154 01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:57,500 possession is 99% of the law. 2155 01:33:57,583 --> 01:33:58,500 - What? 2156 01:33:58,583 --> 01:34:01,000 - Plus, this is not a matter for police. 2157 01:34:01,083 --> 01:34:02,208 It's one for lawyers. 2158 01:34:03,333 --> 01:34:05,792 Sir, I apologize for the inconvenience. 2159 01:34:05,875 --> 01:34:07,125 - [gasps] This is a travesty! 2160 01:34:07,208 --> 01:34:08,542 - I'm done here. 2161 01:34:08,625 --> 01:34:10,959 - Wait! He's buried there! I know it! 2162 01:34:11,041 --> 01:34:12,500 Where are you going? 2163 01:34:12,583 --> 01:34:14,417 - She's crazy. 2164 01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:15,875 - Give me that. 2165 01:34:20,041 --> 01:34:21,083 - She's not. 2166 01:34:21,166 --> 01:34:24,166 - [grunting] 2167 01:34:31,542 --> 01:34:33,625 He's here! I know he's here. 2168 01:34:33,709 --> 01:34:34,625 [grunts] 2169 01:34:34,709 --> 01:34:37,625 [solemn music] 2170 01:34:37,709 --> 01:34:42,000 ♪ ♪ 2171 01:34:42,083 --> 01:34:43,625 - It is beautiful. 2172 01:34:45,208 --> 01:34:47,625 But where you live should not determine who you are. 2173 01:34:47,709 --> 01:34:51,125 ♪ ♪ 2174 01:34:51,208 --> 01:34:54,083 What if we need all of this to be happy? 2175 01:34:55,583 --> 01:34:57,375 And now we-- 2176 01:34:57,458 --> 01:34:59,875 we're willing to say and to do anything 2177 01:34:59,959 --> 01:35:02,667 and let our kids lie to keep something 2178 01:35:02,750 --> 01:35:04,917 that we never needed in the first place. 2179 01:35:06,750 --> 01:35:09,667 - Our love is our wealth. 2180 01:35:09,750 --> 01:35:13,041 ♪ ♪ 2181 01:35:13,125 --> 01:35:15,417 - They say to be rich is about having choices. 2182 01:35:16,625 --> 01:35:19,000 I need you to help me make the right one now. 2183 01:35:19,083 --> 01:35:22,250 ♪ ♪ 2184 01:35:22,333 --> 01:35:23,667 - Officer Jackson! 2185 01:35:34,792 --> 01:35:35,917 - [sighs] 2186 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,917 Horace Hancock never sold me this house... 2187 01:35:40,583 --> 01:35:42,583 Or this watch or this shirt. 2188 01:35:44,208 --> 01:35:47,208 We moved in illegally right after I buried him, 2189 01:35:47,291 --> 01:35:50,667 and I'm the sole person responsible for it. 2190 01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:52,709 - Help! [grunts] 2191 01:35:52,792 --> 01:35:53,875 Found him! 2192 01:35:53,959 --> 01:35:54,917 I found him! 2193 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,583 I found him! 2194 01:35:57,667 --> 01:35:58,917 [breathing heavily] 2195 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,500 I knew it! 2196 01:36:01,583 --> 01:36:04,667 [grunting] 2197 01:36:04,750 --> 01:36:06,250 I knew he was here! 2198 01:36:06,333 --> 01:36:07,375 [grunting] 2199 01:36:07,458 --> 01:36:08,917 - Did we give away the scholarships? 2200 01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:12,000 - [grunting] 2201 01:36:16,458 --> 01:36:19,750 - [laughs] 2202 01:36:19,834 --> 01:36:21,834 - What are you laughing at? 2203 01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:25,583 Want him so bad? Get in there! 2204 01:36:25,667 --> 01:36:28,000 You want him so bad? Get in here with him! 2205 01:36:30,041 --> 01:36:32,083 - Hey, I've been looking for you. 2206 01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:33,667 You are so much better 2207 01:36:33,750 --> 01:36:36,166 than the crew that replaced you, Hector. 2208 01:36:36,250 --> 01:36:38,792 - Oh, actually, my name is Gustavo. 2209 01:36:38,875 --> 01:36:40,625 And I think it's a name you're gonna remember. 2210 01:36:40,709 --> 01:36:42,250 - Get in here with him! 2211 01:36:42,333 --> 01:36:44,667 Hey. You. 2212 01:36:44,750 --> 01:36:46,625 As the attorney to the deceased, 2213 01:36:46,709 --> 01:36:49,917 please tell these idiots that my will determines 2214 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:52,125 that I'm the only legal beneficiary 2215 01:36:52,208 --> 01:36:53,125 of this property! 2216 01:36:53,208 --> 01:36:54,166 - You are correct. 2217 01:36:54,250 --> 01:36:55,500 You have the most recently dated will. 2218 01:36:55,583 --> 01:36:56,500 - Thank you. 2219 01:36:56,583 --> 01:36:58,667 - Except for this one. - What? 2220 01:36:58,750 --> 01:37:00,959 - It was notarized one day after yours. 2221 01:37:01,041 --> 01:37:02,500 - Wait, let me see that. 2222 01:37:02,583 --> 01:37:05,667 - It supersedes all other wills and is now binding. 2223 01:37:05,750 --> 01:37:06,709 - Let me see that. 2224 01:37:06,792 --> 01:37:08,208 - As per his wishes, 2225 01:37:08,291 --> 01:37:10,166 Horace Hancock left the house, 2226 01:37:10,250 --> 01:37:13,125 all the cars, and, mm, everything 2227 01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:15,083 to Rico. 2228 01:37:15,166 --> 01:37:17,291 - Rico? - Rico? 2229 01:37:17,375 --> 01:37:19,458 - Rico? - Who the hell is Rico? 2230 01:37:19,542 --> 01:37:22,125 [dog whines] 2231 01:37:22,208 --> 01:37:24,041 [siren wailing] 2232 01:37:24,125 --> 01:37:25,375 - Looks bad. - What? 2233 01:37:25,458 --> 01:37:26,500 - Only comes in one color? 2234 01:37:26,583 --> 01:37:27,834 - I'm not talking about his outfit. 2235 01:37:27,917 --> 01:37:29,208 I'm talking about Gus' case. 2236 01:37:29,291 --> 01:37:32,750 - The autopsy showed 7,000 milligrams 2237 01:37:32,834 --> 01:37:36,500 of that blue...the dick pills 2238 01:37:36,583 --> 01:37:38,000 in Hancock's bloodstream. 2239 01:37:38,083 --> 01:37:40,166 - Hancock was already wood when you found him. 2240 01:37:40,250 --> 01:37:41,667 - Pretty much. 2241 01:37:41,750 --> 01:37:43,041 And they found my fingerprints 2242 01:37:43,125 --> 01:37:45,667 all over the prescription bottle. 2243 01:37:45,750 --> 01:37:47,625 Well, you see, when Lupe and I got there, 2244 01:37:47,709 --> 01:37:49,667 well, you know, we'd never been in a house like that, 2245 01:37:49,750 --> 01:37:51,000 and one thing led to another and-- 2246 01:37:51,083 --> 01:37:52,458 - Lucky they didn't put her in prison. 2247 01:37:52,542 --> 01:37:55,542 - She got ten years. both: Doing what? 2248 01:37:55,625 --> 01:37:56,875 - Hmm. 2249 01:37:56,959 --> 01:38:00,709 Gardeners always have a way of tracking dirt in the house. 2250 01:38:04,792 --> 01:38:07,291 Keep scrubbing until you can see your reflection. 2251 01:38:08,458 --> 01:38:10,125 - You don't own this place yet. 2252 01:38:10,208 --> 01:38:11,709 - [chuckles] 2253 01:38:11,792 --> 01:38:16,250 Well, unless Mr. Rico shows up, I do indeed. 2254 01:38:16,333 --> 01:38:18,917 Mine was the last will in effect. 2255 01:38:21,750 --> 01:38:24,166 Aww, Lupe. 2256 01:38:24,250 --> 01:38:27,750 You went from a housekeeper 2257 01:38:27,834 --> 01:38:30,083 to a house-loser. 2258 01:38:35,917 --> 01:38:37,542 - [sighs] 2259 01:38:37,625 --> 01:38:39,250 - Mrs. Alvarez. 2260 01:38:39,333 --> 01:38:40,875 - Theo. 2261 01:38:40,959 --> 01:38:42,375 - How's your husband? 2262 01:38:42,458 --> 01:38:43,875 - [sighs] You know. 2263 01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:46,917 We thought you were gone already. 2264 01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:51,083 - You know, I never leave town without my lucky hat. 2265 01:38:51,166 --> 01:38:54,709 And I remember I last wore it here. 2266 01:38:54,792 --> 01:38:56,917 - Nando. 2267 01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:58,583 Nando. [dog barking] 2268 01:38:58,667 --> 01:38:59,583 He's coming. 2269 01:38:59,667 --> 01:39:02,625 [dog barking] 2270 01:39:02,709 --> 01:39:03,917 - Rico! 2271 01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:05,917 - Theo. 2272 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,458 - Thank you. 2273 01:39:08,667 --> 01:39:10,291 Hey, Rico. 2274 01:39:10,375 --> 01:39:12,083 - Rico? - You wanna play? 2275 01:39:12,166 --> 01:39:13,583 - Why'd you call him that? 2276 01:39:13,667 --> 01:39:15,417 - What, Rico? 2277 01:39:15,500 --> 01:39:18,417 You guys renamed him Horace. 2278 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:20,542 My dad and I named him Rico. 2279 01:39:20,625 --> 01:39:24,125 [curious music] 2280 01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:27,166 - Rico. Rico. R-I-C-O. 2281 01:39:27,250 --> 01:39:28,458 - He's definitely going to miss you. 2282 01:39:28,542 --> 01:39:29,792 - Rico. Mom, I'm in. 2283 01:39:29,875 --> 01:39:31,125 - What? [dog barking] 2284 01:39:31,208 --> 01:39:33,000 [gasps] - [laughs] 2285 01:39:33,083 --> 01:39:34,166 - Oh. 2286 01:39:35,917 --> 01:39:37,750 Gustavo. 2287 01:39:37,834 --> 01:39:38,959 - Lupe. 2288 01:39:39,041 --> 01:39:40,125 Lupe, mira. 2289 01:39:40,208 --> 01:39:41,834 If you want a divorce, I understand. 2290 01:39:41,917 --> 01:39:43,834 You know, I don't know how long I'm gonna be here. 2291 01:39:43,917 --> 01:39:47,458 - I came to bust someone out of jail. 2292 01:39:47,542 --> 01:39:49,333 - How you gonna do that? 2293 01:39:49,417 --> 01:39:51,041 - We have new evidence. 2294 01:39:53,333 --> 01:39:54,625 - What is that? 2295 01:39:54,709 --> 01:39:56,417 - Press play. 2296 01:39:56,500 --> 01:39:57,750 - Is that... 2297 01:39:59,208 --> 01:40:01,125 Oh, my God! 2298 01:40:01,208 --> 01:40:02,709 That woman's got skills. 2299 01:40:04,792 --> 01:40:07,291 He looks like a horny Colonel Sanders. 2300 01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:09,750 You dirty, dirty girl. 2301 01:40:09,834 --> 01:40:11,166 But, you know, two people having sex, 2302 01:40:11,250 --> 01:40:12,291 it's not against the law. 2303 01:40:12,375 --> 01:40:13,583 - Mm, just watch. 2304 01:40:13,667 --> 01:40:15,333 - [breathing heavily] 2305 01:40:15,417 --> 01:40:16,875 - He was drugged. It was in the champagne! 2306 01:40:16,959 --> 01:40:18,625 - Uh-huh. 2307 01:40:18,709 --> 01:40:19,709 - Is this admissible? 2308 01:40:19,792 --> 01:40:21,792 - It sure is. 100%. 2309 01:40:21,875 --> 01:40:23,875 - You're free, mi amor. - [sobbing] 2310 01:40:23,959 --> 01:40:25,500 - You're a free man, Hector. 2311 01:40:25,583 --> 01:40:27,208 - No, not Hector. Gustavo. 2312 01:40:28,208 --> 01:40:29,917 - Oh, man. 2313 01:40:32,083 --> 01:40:35,041 [stylish jazz music] 2314 01:40:35,125 --> 01:40:36,166 ♪ ♪ 2315 01:40:36,250 --> 01:40:37,792 All you need is love. 2316 01:40:37,875 --> 01:40:44,875 ♪ ♪ 2317 01:40:47,709 --> 01:40:51,208 - After probate officially awards me with this property, 2318 01:40:51,291 --> 01:40:52,917 I want you to feel right at home, 2319 01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:55,583 since I already feel what's yours is mine. 2320 01:40:55,667 --> 01:40:57,041 - More champagne, my love? 2321 01:40:57,125 --> 01:40:59,208 - Sure, darling. 2322 01:40:59,291 --> 01:41:06,291 ♪ ♪ 2323 01:41:10,125 --> 01:41:12,417 - Marina de la Torre? 2324 01:41:12,500 --> 01:41:13,792 We have a warrant for your arrest. 2325 01:41:14,917 --> 01:41:15,917 Let's go. 2326 01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:20,834 ♪ ♪ 2327 01:41:20,917 --> 01:41:22,417 - Eh! - [laughs] 2328 01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:24,667 Get ready for a long trial. 2329 01:41:24,750 --> 01:41:25,917 - Oh, well. 2330 01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:28,667 I have enough outfits to last a year, so... 2331 01:41:28,750 --> 01:41:30,583 My shoes. 2332 01:41:30,667 --> 01:41:31,625 - Grab those. 2333 01:41:31,709 --> 01:41:38,417 ♪ ♪ 2334 01:41:38,500 --> 01:41:40,083 - Well, hello. 2335 01:41:40,166 --> 01:41:41,417 Troy Hudson. 2336 01:41:41,500 --> 01:41:42,875 Champagne? 2337 01:41:42,959 --> 01:41:44,667 ♪ ♪ 2338 01:41:47,208 --> 01:41:50,750 [dog barking] 2339 01:41:50,834 --> 01:41:52,959 - Stay. Stay. Sit. 2340 01:41:54,667 --> 01:41:56,792 - How do you like the new house, Nando? 2341 01:41:56,875 --> 01:41:59,250 - Well, I can live without the swimming pool, 2342 01:41:59,333 --> 01:42:02,083 the 24 bedrooms, the naked angels, 2343 01:42:02,166 --> 01:42:04,750 but the big-screen TV over the toilet, 2344 01:42:04,834 --> 01:42:05,959 that's tough to live without. 2345 01:42:06,041 --> 01:42:07,250 Hey, Rico. 2346 01:42:07,333 --> 01:42:08,417 Horace. Rico! [dog barking] 2347 01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:09,417 Hey, where are you going? 2348 01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:11,750 - Nando, don't confuse the dog. 2349 01:42:11,834 --> 01:42:13,792 - I can't say that moving into my family's house 2350 01:42:13,875 --> 01:42:15,583 was the right thing, 2351 01:42:15,667 --> 01:42:17,125 but if you didn't, 2352 01:42:17,208 --> 01:42:19,333 I would've never known what happened to my father. 2353 01:42:19,417 --> 01:42:21,834 Now, I'm leaving in the morning for Burundi. 2354 01:42:21,917 --> 01:42:24,333 Would you be interested in housesitting the chateau 2355 01:42:24,417 --> 01:42:25,834 for a few years? 2356 01:42:25,917 --> 01:42:28,792 - But don't we have to get Rico's permission? 2357 01:42:28,875 --> 01:42:29,792 - No. 2358 01:42:29,875 --> 01:42:31,500 Animals are property. 2359 01:42:31,583 --> 01:42:35,000 And since one piece of property can't own another piece, 2360 01:42:35,083 --> 01:42:37,917 the inheritance goes to the closest relative. 2361 01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:40,250 - Pops. Pops, you're back. 2362 01:42:40,333 --> 01:42:41,834 - Yes, I am. 2363 01:42:41,917 --> 01:42:42,917 Ah, mi'jo. - How was the joint? 2364 01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,083 - Papi! 2365 01:42:44,166 --> 01:42:45,417 - Aww. - [laughs] 2366 01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:46,834 - I missed you. 2367 01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:49,750 - Mr. Alvarez, you have a lovely family. 2368 01:42:49,834 --> 01:42:50,750 - Thank you. 2369 01:42:50,834 --> 01:42:52,125 - Thank you. - Thank you. 2370 01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:54,959 - Remember, mi casa es su casa. 2371 01:42:55,041 --> 01:42:57,834 - You mean mi casa es tu casa. 2372 01:42:57,917 --> 01:43:00,709 [laughter] - Well, either way. 2373 01:43:00,792 --> 01:43:03,667 [soft ukulele music playing] 2374 01:43:03,750 --> 01:43:06,166 ♪ ♪ 2375 01:43:06,250 --> 01:43:08,500 - ♪ Let's break rules ♪ 2376 01:43:08,583 --> 01:43:11,125 ♪ And get tattoos ♪ 2377 01:43:11,208 --> 01:43:14,208 ♪ And stay up way too late ♪ 2378 01:43:14,291 --> 01:43:17,792 ♪ Wake up to just appreciate the sun ♪ 2379 01:43:17,875 --> 01:43:19,667 ♪ Keep making ♪ 2380 01:43:19,750 --> 01:43:21,834 [laughter] ♪ Dumb mistakes ♪ 2381 01:43:21,917 --> 01:43:24,959 ♪ And fall so deep in love ♪ 2382 01:43:25,041 --> 01:43:29,417 ♪ After all, we're only 16 once ♪ 2383 01:43:30,917 --> 01:43:33,875 [dog barking] 2384 01:43:33,959 --> 01:43:36,917 [upbeat music] 2385 01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:40,333 ♪ ♪ 2386 01:43:40,417 --> 01:43:42,083 - We're living large, ese! 2387 01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:45,083 - Hoo-ah! 2388 01:43:45,166 --> 01:43:46,834 Nothing like warm water on my huevos. 2389 01:43:46,917 --> 01:43:50,041 - In this neighborhood, we call them jewels. 2390 01:43:50,125 --> 01:43:53,250 - Some people are so poor, all they have is money. 2391 01:43:53,333 --> 01:44:00,291 ♪ ♪ 2392 01:44:56,500 --> 01:44:59,500 [Regina Orozco's "16 Toneladas"] 2393 01:44:59,583 --> 01:45:06,542 ♪ ♪ 2394 01:45:19,208 --> 01:45:22,083 - [singing in Spanish] 2395 01:45:22,166 --> 01:45:29,166 ♪ ♪ 149697