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Alright, young man,
what do we got here?
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Let's see.
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[ Metal snips ]
Ooh, yeah.
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[ Sighs ]
I'll take the clips.
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[ Metal snips ]
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You're all set.
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Finally.
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Dr. Tony, I think
it's fair to say
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you and I have had
our ups and downs.
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I don't know who encouraged you
into this damn field,
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but you're a terrible
orthodontist, sir.
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Well, I'm very sorry
to hear that.
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Obviously,
my mother meant well,
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but didn't do
her due diligence.
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Seven years is a long time
to wear braces, sir.
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I've watched
your damn kids grow up,
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and they're
the only reason
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I'm not writing you
a bad Yelp review.
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But thankfully,
my life begins today,
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despite your ass.
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Alright, Chad.
That's enough. Thanks.
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My lollipop, please.
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[ Sighs ]
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Move, Tony.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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There he is!
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Well, hello, hello,
Mr. Freshman!
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Are you excited to show people
your new mouth?
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Yep, pretty huge day
for me.
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I think people will finally
see me for who I really am.
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Are we sure
that's a good thing? Die.
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I have a little something I want
to talk to you about, Chad,
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but it can wait
until after school.
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Mom's dating someone.
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Or we can do it now.
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You're dating someone
behind Dad's back?
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That's how divorce works.
Yes, I am seeing someone.
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We don't need to get
into the details right now.
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He's Muslim.
His name's Ikrimah.
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Niki, stay out of
my Match.com profile.
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I told you, your account
needs more thirst traps.
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And I told you
I don't know what that is.
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-Fantastic.
-Hamid: I love the name Ikrimah.
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It means "female pigeon."
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What the dick are we even
talking about right now? Hey!
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You're dating
a Muslim guy?
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Chad, you do realize
we're technically Muslim.
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Yeah, we're Muslim enough.
We don't need people thinking
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that's, like,
our whole thing.
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What is your problem
with our heritage?
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I'm embarrassed by it
and I'd like to fit in.
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I've made that
very clear to you.
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If you wanted us
to be so Muslim,
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you should've raised us
in freakin' Ramalaladadan.
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Where?
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You're just mad
that you're a late bloomer
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and Mom's getting more action
than you.
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Niki, no offense,
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but you are a whore.
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Chad!
I said no offense! God.
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Alright,
let's go over this again.
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I won't mention to anyone
your braces came off.
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Yes, just let them discover
it organically, okay?
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Let them just kinda
find that joy on their own.
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Got it.
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Good, 'cause today
is important.
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Alright, we can't have
another junior high situation.
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I loved junior high.
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Peter, you were voted
most likely to be kidnapped.
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-That was cool.
-That was not cool.
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Okay? We can't be
losers anymore.
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We don't have any friends.
We never talk to girls.
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We didn't go to a single party
this summer.
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We had that party
at my house.
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That was a brunch,
Peter!
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That your mom had
for your aunt!
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And you came late.
I was just sitting
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in a living room with a bunch
of middle-aged ladies.
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I-I actually think
it was a baby shower.
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I think it was, yeah.
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This is what
I'm talking about!
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You need to dream bigger.
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Okay, today's the first day
of high school,
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and I want to be popular.
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Why?
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Because fitting in rocks.
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Oh! My body --
My body is stuck.
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Hey, I'm -- I'm not
entirely in the bus yet.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Hey, Denise.
How was your break?
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You still have
chronic fatigue syndrome?
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It's chronic, so, yeah.
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That sucks so hard.
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If it makes you
feel better,
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a lot of people on the Internet
say it's not even real.
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Alright, let's do this!
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[ Young Thug's "Sin" playing ]
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♪ Ayy, ayy, I'm drippin' again
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♪ The way that I drip this shit
should be a sin ♪
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♪ Ayy, ayy,
divorce all my friends ♪
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♪ I'm not a Migo,
'bout to trap out the Benz ♪
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Hey! You can't
do that in here.
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It's actually
a USB drive.
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Oh...kay...
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♪ Ayy, I think she a twin
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♪ Plus she got red
calamari skin ♪
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♪ Ayy, you don't got no wins
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Don't do that.
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I'm very sorry.
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♪ Let me pour up some Act,
got some brand-new graffiti ♪
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♪ It goin' down my back
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♪ I got Chanel slippers,
Gucci pennies ♪
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♪ Baby girl, you can pick
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Why the hell
would you do that?
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What-- What's up?
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You hit our bottle,
dude.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Derek's all pissed.
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How do you know my name?
Like, who are you?
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I-I'm Chad.
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My name's Chad.
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Raul: That kid's
disrespectful.
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Are you okay?
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Why did you let me
do all of that?
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[ Bell rings ]
Ms. Wroblicky: Get your butts in a seat!
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We're low on desks, folks.
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What is happening?
Sit.
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Is this --
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Am I supposed to sit
like this?
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Alright, roll call,
let's go!
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Fereydoon Amani!
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It's Chad!
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I legally changed it
to Chad.
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Can you not
look at me?
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Yeah, I was gonna look
over here.
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-James Barry.
-Here.
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-Hannah S. Clifton.
-Here.
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♪
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[ Crying ]
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[ Bangs ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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[ Whispering ]
When was that?
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It was in August.
No!
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Yeah.
Geez.
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You guys have
a good summer?
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-What?
-I was just asking about summer.
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'Cause she said something
about August, and I was like,
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"Oh, they're talking
about summer."
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I'm Chad.
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-Who? are you?
-Oh, I'm Chad.
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You know me from we were in
K through 8 together.
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-Hey, babes.
-Hey, Joey!
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Oh, um, did you get
that playlist I made?
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I'm deejaying now,
so...
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It's actually going pretty well.
Um, they're paying me, so...
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Th-That's really --
That --
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That's really just
so exciting.
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Yeah.
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I'm -- I'm Chad.
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I'm Joey.
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Yep.
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My name is Chad.
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I, um, love music.[ Both chuckle ]
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I love both radio
and non-radio.
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Have you guys heard of
the Coachella Valley
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Music and Arts
Festival?
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It's in California.
Mm.
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I'm either gonna
go to it
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or try to watch footage of it
on the internet.
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Jay-Z and Beyoncé.
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Okay.
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Anyways, um...
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Oh, right -- are you guys
coming over this weekend?
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'Cause it's gonna be
super intimate,
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just like a handful of rad,
interesting people.
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-Yeah, I'll be there.
-I'm down.
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Okay. It's gonna be
at 7:00, I think.
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And it should go
till like 11.
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Um, I had sex.
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Alice: What?
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I, um, just...
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I just had a little bit of sex
this summer,
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over summer break,
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is what I was gonna
tell you
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when we were talking about
summer earlier.
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So, yeah, it was great.
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Don't know what you guys did,
but I had sex.
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You had sex?
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Full on. Yes.
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With a female...
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horny style.
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You lost
your virginity?
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It's completely gone.
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Well, why are you
telling us this?
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Just thought it was
an interesting fun fact
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about me and my summer
and my lifestyle.
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Do you --
Do you know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
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That's cool.
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Thanks, you guys.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Why did you tell people
you had sex?
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Same reason I do everything --
so people respect us
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and let us into their
social circles.
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But you haven't
even kissed a girl.
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Peter, shut up!
I know!
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It's called panicking.
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Whoo!
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God, this day blows.
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Ms. Wroblicky called me
Fereydoon.
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You know, I think
Fereydoon's exotic.
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Do you like
being Persian?
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I don't know, I mean,
it's not as cool as being black,
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but that comes with its own
set of complications.
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Blacks are great.
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Yeah, they crush.
Obviously.
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Unh![ Whistle blows ]
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Next station!
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Hey, Chad, heard about
your summer!
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Yeah, pimp!
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Gym Teacher: Chad! Go!
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Yeah!
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Thank you, Reid!
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[ Quietly ]
Chad! Chad!
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Tell us, killer.
What's it like to be a man?
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Yeah. Tell us.
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Oh, i-it's great.
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Yeah, there was
definitely a lot
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of verbal consent
and everything.
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And obviously we were both
blushing the whole time.
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Legend.
Yeah.
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You know, we took turns.
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A-At first
she was the one having sex,
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and then I was the one
having sex.
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And then we were having sex
at the same time.
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And then at the end,
we both exploded.
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Ohh, damn!
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Sounds like she was
after that D!
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[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, she really was.
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And I was after
that P --
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That -- That V.
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Aah! Meh!
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Her genitals.
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Like, what --
Like, what happened?
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Um, she let me
touch her butt
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and, like, spit on her face
and also --
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[ Laughter ]
Also, she also let me spit on her butt.
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[ Laughs ]
I know.
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Everyone is taken aback
when they hear the story.
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[ Laughter ]
Good job.
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Thank you.
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So much. [ Chuckles ]
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Thank you.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
258
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,515
Oh, my God,
my bra's inside out.
259
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:49,213
Can you get that? It's Ikrimah.
He's picking me up for a date.
260
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,867
I don't even know
this person!
261
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,130
-Chad!
-On a scale of 1 to 10,
262
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:56,307
just how Muslim
will his physical situation be?
263
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:59,441
-Answer the door.
-Just so I'm prepared!
264
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,964
Ugh!
265
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,405
You must be Chad.
Nice to meet you.
266
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,669
I'm Ikrimah.
267
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,932
Y-You're Ikrimah?
268
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,151
Yeah. What's up, man?
269
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,544
Please welc--
270
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,633
Welcome to our home.
271
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,940
[ Crickets chirping ]
272
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,727
[ Clock ticking ]
273
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,512
[ Slurping loudly ]
274
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,079
Ahh!
275
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,040
I've heard a lot
about you.
276
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,215
Thanks.
277
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:37,087
I-I like your
clothing style.
278
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:41,831
You look like the freakin'
star of Hollywood.
279
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,441
Thanks.
280
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,834
Hey!
281
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,357
Thanks for
scoopin' me up.
282
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,185
Yeah --Can Ikrimah drive me
to school,
283
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,622
since I don't have a dad
in my life?
284
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,842
Uh, no, this is
our third date.
285
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,714
I don't really think
that's necessary.
286
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,847
There's violence
on the bus. What?
287
00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:00,284
Chad, can we talk
about this later?
288
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,199
No, I-I can do it.
289
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,724
Right on.
290
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,726
Thank you.
291
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,123
S-So, is my mom doing
292
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,386
whatever it is
she needs to be doing
293
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,040
to keep you happy?
294
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:20,130
-She's great, yeah.
-That's awesome.
295
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:23,743
Can -- Can you actually drive
into the entrance right here?
296
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,961
Is that allowed?
297
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,876
Yeah, no, they want us
to do that.
298
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,791
Okay.
Yeah, great.
299
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,837
Put on some tunes.
300
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,403
[ Hip-hop music playing ]
Yep.
301
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:35,972
[ Horn honking ]
302
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,583
Just hit that horn.[ Honking continues ]
303
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:39,802
Great.
Yeah, this is great.
304
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,021
-Yeah, right here.
-Right here, yeah?
305
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,500
Yeah, that's awesome.
306
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,721
Sick chatting
with you about
307
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,331
things important
to both of us, man!
308
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,856
[ Bangs on hood ]
I love you!
309
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,599
That's Ikrimah.
310
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,906
[ Cheers and applause ]
311
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,563
[ To tune of
Maroon 5's "This Love" ]
312
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:05,088
♪ High school
is time to have fun ♪
313
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,350
♪ And learn
314
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,004
♪ Try to behave
315
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,442
These teachers
are really, really funny.
316
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:15,055
Look at their costumes.
Freakin' hilarious.
317
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,491
♪ Ah, ah
318
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,362
♪ If you do not
319
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,583
♪ We'll feed you
to the mascot ♪
320
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,628
Uh, hey, Chad?
321
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,326
This is for you.
322
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:29,286
♪ Ma-a-scot, ma-a-scot [ Laughter, cheers ]
323
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,984
Marjorie?
324
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:34,074
Isn't that the goth girl
that calls teachers by their first name?
325
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:38,818
She probably just has some sort
of school help question.
326
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,516
Girl: Ow! Hey, guys...
327
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:46,564
♪
328
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,961
Hey, Marjorie, I...
329
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,442
got your
feminine napkin.
330
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,226
Get over here.
331
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,107
Ch-Chair's broken.
332
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,805
Heard about your summer.
333
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,896
It sounds a lot like
my summer.
334
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,289
Okay.
335
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:18,422
At least there's one boy
at this school I can talk to
336
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,728
who gets it.
337
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:24,515
Who understands
that first feeling of intimacy
338
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:28,998
and the incessant need for more
that follows.
339
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,782
For sure.
340
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,046
It was an incredible
opportunity,
341
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,917
and I'm definitely
gonna do it again,
342
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:39,052
But it's actually now time
for me to focus on my academics.
343
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,228
Why don't you
come over tonight?
344
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,533
What?
345
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,192
My address
is on the back.
346
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,368
What are we gonna do?
347
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:55,895
♪
348
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,549
[ Dramatic notes play ]
349
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,377
Wow.
350
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,944
What are you gonna do?
351
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,250
Well, she wants sex,
352
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,513
so obviously we're both
gonna go to her house
353
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,210
and we're both gonna
have sex with her.
354
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,559
Probably one at a time.
355
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,779
I'm definitely not going.
She scares me.
356
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,347
What are you talking about?
I'm going, and I'm not scared.
357
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,044
You sure?
I think you're freaking out
358
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,437
'cause your lie
is getting out of control.
359
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,830
My lie is the best thing
that ever happened to us,
360
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,006
and you know it,
Peter.
361
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,224
You're just jealous.
362
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,400
I'm really not.
I'm afraid of her.
363
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,576
Are you wearing
leather shorts?
364
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,100
Yeah, they're my mom's.
365
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,492
Why are you wearing
your mom's clothes?
366
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,407
My dad's clothes
were too small for me.
367
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,062
Stop wearing
your parents' clothes!
368
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,935
You're your own boy, Peter!
Wear your clothes!
369
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,284
God!
370
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:40,504
Okay. Good luck tonight!
Be safe!
371
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,510
[ Siren wailing ]
372
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:51,559
♪
373
00:15:55,606 --> 00:16:00,611
♪
374
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,661
[ Doorbell rings ]
375
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:10,491
♪
376
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,710
Up here.
377
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:13,929
Found it.
378
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,105
[ Clears throat ]
379
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,368
Hey, Marjorie.
380
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,850
Do -- Do you
live here alone?
381
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:25,027
I mean...basically.
382
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,467
Who feeds you?
383
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,688
♪
384
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,170
[ Liquid pouring ]
385
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:40,912
What's this?
386
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,828
Just some absinthe.
387
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:47,354
My ex-boyfriend brought me some
back from Amsterdam.
388
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,965
Fuuuu--
389
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,619
Europe's awesome.
[ Inhales sharply ]
390
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:55,840
Hey, real quick, do you mind
if this night stays between us?
391
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,626
Yeah, alright.
392
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,149
Also, you should know,
393
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,499
um, I've had a lot
of different kinds
394
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,459
of sexual intercourse,
and sometimes,
395
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:09,071
honestly, my penis doesn't
even come into play at all,
396
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,160
and I've still walked away
being like,
397
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,336
"That -- That was good
for me."
398
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,340
Yup, a-yup.
399
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:20,256
Yup, yup, yup,
yup, yup, yop.
400
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,738
Why don't we put on
some music?
401
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,087
[ Clears throat ]
402
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,697
Okeydokey.
403
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,482
Drink up.
404
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,705
[ Theme from
"Punky Brewster" plays ]
405
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:39,754
♪
406
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:48,458
♪ Maybe the world is blind
407
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,895
♪ Or just a little unkind
408
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,897
[ Coughing ]
409
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,030
♪ Although
410
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,381
♪ You may be lonely and then Can I go
to the bathroom?
411
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,122
What?
[ Coughs ]
412
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,733
I just, I need to go
to the bathroom.
413
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,779
The music is so loud.
414
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,563
♪ Every time I'm feeling a little weird
415
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,261
'cause the music's so loud,
I just want to go --
416
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,568
[ Music stops, objects clatter ]
417
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,397
It's just so loud.
It's so loud.
418
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,792
♪ I turn around
419
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:22,144
♪ I see the girl that
turns my world around ♪
420
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,059
♪ Standing there You okay?
421
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,408
I'm really not.
422
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:29,151
♪ Every time I turn around
423
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:33,416
♪ Her spirit's lifting me
right off the ground ♪You will be.
424
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,462
Chad.
425
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,072
♪ Guess we'll just
wait and see ♪
426
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,293
What have you
gotten yourself into?
427
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:44,427
♪ In my wildest dreams
428
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,516
♪ I've never seen anything
429
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,736
[ Echoing ]
Look at me, Chad.
430
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,433
♪ Like this
431
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,000
Chad, do you like this?
432
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,611
♪ With some give and take
433
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,700
Oh, my God,
it's all happening.
434
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:59,964
I'm having sex
with this girl.
435
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:06,406
♪ Of magically making my day [ Music distorts ]
436
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,059
[ Shower running,
siren wailing in distance ]
437
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,366
[ Dramatic note plays ]
438
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,982
[ Up-tempo rock music plays ]
439
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:21,203
♪
440
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,683
Aah!
441
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,469
[ Sobbing ]
God, where am I?!
442
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:29,603
[ Soft music playing ][ Door opens ]
443
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,387
[ Heavy rock music playing ]
444
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,650
[ Screams, sobs ]
445
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:38,916
♪
446
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,006
Sorry.
447
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,705
[ Sniffling ][ Knock on door ]
448
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,446
Chaddy joon,
is everything alright?
449
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,969
Go away, Uncle Hamid.
450
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,188
Okay, bye.
451
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,233
Stay with me!
Okay.
452
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,452
[ Sobs ]
453
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:55,368
What happened, Chad?
454
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,370
I was tricked into
being a booty call
455
00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,024
and I'm freaking out now
and I want --
456
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,765
I want my mommy.
457
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,463
It's okay, Chad.
458
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,334
Your mommy is kissing
right now,
459
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,162
but I am here for you.
460
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,685
[ Sobbing ]
461
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:12,254
Listen, I don't totally
understand your situation yet,
462
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,648
but let me tell you
something.
463
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:18,652
When I was dating multiple women
in post-revolution Iran,
464
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:22,438
things became...
very messy.
465
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,527
Everyone was tricking
each other.
466
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:25,789
Tricking, tricking.
467
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,443
I'm tricking you,
I'm tricking you.
468
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,315
No, you are my friend.
No, you're not my friend.
469
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,273
[ Groans ]
You are tricking me again.
470
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:34,537
Ultimately,
it is always the trickster
471
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,886
who pays
the highest price.
472
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,846
[ Sobbing ] What are you
talking about?!
473
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,370
I'm saying you will
be alright --I don't understand.
474
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:42,719
What happened?
475
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,591
Chad's booty
was called tonight
476
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:47,071
and he is very upset
about it.
477
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:48,943
Alright, Hamid.
Thank you.
478
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:51,250
[ Sobbing ]
479
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,383
Okay,
let's stay calm.
480
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,298
Walk me through
what happened.
481
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,908
You were with a girl?
482
00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,476
Yes, and she's
too fast for me.
483
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,524
A-And I blacked out right as
she was mounting my body.
484
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,395
Wait, you blacked out?
485
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,267
So you're not exactly sure
what happened?
486
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,182
[ Whining ]
Stop grilling me!
487
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,968
[ Sobs ]
I don't remember anything!
488
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:17,276
Except that I'm a liar,
I'm a big old liar,
489
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,974
and now I'm probably
a father.
490
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:23,238
Honey.
I don't wanna be a father!
491
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,153
Wait,
we can fix this.
492
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,241
I'll call her mom.
493
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,025
No, I'll kill you!
Okay!
494
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,419
I don't even know
if she has a mom!
495
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:32,203
She just has a neighbor
496
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:33,770
and a debit card.
497
00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:36,251
She doesn't even use
a backpack.
498
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,601
She just comes to class
[sobs]
499
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:42,083
with a b-broken pencil
and a ripped piece of paper.
500
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:46,609
Have you ever heard
of such a terrifying thing?!
501
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:50,309
I just want to play video games
with Peter!
502
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:53,355
[ Sobbing hysterically ]
503
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:56,358
Come here.
Come here, baby.
504
00:21:56,402 --> 00:22:00,319
Oh, sweetheart.
505
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,364
I brought you water.
506
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,627
That's very nice
of you, Niki.
507
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,977
Chad, you want to say
thank you?
508
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:15,899
I don't really like water,
but fine.
509
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,435
Get out of here,
you li-little dipshit.
510
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:31,654
Chad.
511
00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:34,788
I'm sorry about whatever
happened, sweetie.
512
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:37,399
Being a teenager
can be really tough.
513
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,053
It's horrifying.
514
00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:41,838
Now, tomorrow morning,
I want you to go up to this girl
515
00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:44,624
and get the full story
of what happened.
516
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,843
We can go from there.
Okay?
517
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,847
Okay.
518
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,462
Please turn on
my Fortnite light.
519
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,072
Okay.
520
00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:00,161
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
521
00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:03,164
♪
522
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:05,775
[ Sniffles ]
523
00:23:08,996 --> 00:23:14,088
♪
524
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,437
Hey, Marjorie.
525
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,483
Your bedsheets.
Thanks.
526
00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,485
Not really sure
why you took those.
527
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:21,704
You were fully clothed.
528
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:25,708
It was very disorienting
waking up like that.
529
00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,580
Listen, Marjorie,
I'd give anything for you
530
00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:31,671
to tell me nothing happened,
but I have to ask you.
531
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:35,370
Did we have sex?
Are you pregnant?
532
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,719
How do we know
I'm the dad?
533
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:39,418
Chad, you passed out.
We didn't have sex.
534
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,464
What?
We didn't have sex.
535
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,988
I can tell you're saying that
to make me feel better.
536
00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:47,208
And it's working.
Thank you.
537
00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:48,122
It's the truth.
538
00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:51,081
Hey, thank you.
539
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,953
Don't wink at me.
540
00:23:52,996 --> 00:24:04,225
♪
541
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:06,793
You're a good girl.
542
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,664
No, I'm not.
543
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,927
I was thinking maybe like the
fashion club or the chess club
544
00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:13,582
or something like that.
Oh. I see that for you.
545
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:16,280
Just want to hear --Hey, Peter.
546
00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:17,804
Denise.
547
00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:19,501
So, did you have sex?
548
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:20,720
How was it?
549
00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:23,505
I did have sex.
It was intense.
550
00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:25,202
You should know, though,
551
00:24:25,246 --> 00:24:27,683
that we have decided
not to tell people.
552
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:30,077
So don't tell anyone.
553
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,948
Unless you want to.
554
00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:32,819
Wow.
555
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:34,516
I feel like
you're lying.
556
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,779
Denise, don't.
Don't be like that.
557
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:39,478
Reid: Hey, Chad!
Hop in.
558
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,393
Looks like Reid wants me to join
him on a stolen golf cart.
559
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:43,786
That's exciting.
560
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,659
I promise I'll come back
for you guys, probably.
561
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:55,145
Here you go, dawg.
Help yourself.
562
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:56,146
Thanks.
563
00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:57,974
Ooh, worms!
564
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,238
Damn!
You're a professional.
565
00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:04,546
I trip balls from
just like half of one.
566
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:05,634
What?
567
00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,897
That's weed, dude.
568
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:09,595
Ugh!
569
00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,466
Raul:
What are you doing?
570
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,512
Ugh! Ugh!
571
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:16,602
See you guys later.
572
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:21,171
[ Black Cats' "Jooneh Khodet"
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573
00:25:21,215 --> 00:25:26,220
♪
574
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:36,143
♪
575
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:46,066
♪
576
00:25:46,116 --> 00:25:50,666
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