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(orchestral music)

(upbeat drumming)

♪ We go together like
ice cream and ginger

♪ You push my buttons
but I like the game

♪ We go together like
sunscreen and winter

♪ It's unheard of,
must be true love

♪ Madness, I'm
lovin' this madness

♪ No room in here for silence

♪ Can't get enough
of this madness

♪ This shouldn't
work but it does

♪ Don't think about it

♪ Hooked on each
other like a drug

♪ Don't ya even doubt it

♪ This shouldn't
work but it does

♪ Don't think about it

♪ Guess there's no
one else to blame

♪ If you choose to go insane

♪ Oh baby it's madness

♪ I'm lovin' this madness

♪ No room in here for silence

♪ Can't get enough
of this madness ♪

- [Voiceover] Are we
checking for defects?

- Oh, I'm so sorry, I was just--

- Checking it for comfort.

Wow, oh my god,

you made this?

- With old vintage lace.

- Used lace.

- I love it.

- Wait til you see
the wedding dress.

My daughter threads a fit
like no one I've ever seen.

- I can't believe it, I mean,

it's exactly what
I always dreamed.

- Well it was your
dream that inspired me.

- It's just, perfect.

Thank you.

What do you think, mom?

- I think you need
a better cake.

(laughing)

- Thank you so much
again, Andy, and Bonnie,

you've both been so amazing.

- Aw, you're so welcome.

I would say come back,
but that's something

we never say at Bonnie's Bridal.

Instead, our wish to you,

- [Bonnie & Girl In Black]
One love to last a lifetime.

- (giggles) Bye.

- Nearly 600 weddings
since you were born

and you're gonna be next.

- Well, technically
Felice is next.

She and Troy have a whole
month on me and Jordan.

- Does Felice always
have to go first?

- Have you met Felice?

- (laughs) You're a
really good friend, Andy,

neglecting your own
dress to finish hers.

- Oh it's fine, I mean
I only had four dresses

to make this month, two of
which are hers and mine.

It's been a slow spring
so, worked in our favor.

- Which is good
practice, because someday

you're gonna be
designing your own

and you'll have your
own staff to make them.

- Oh yeah?

What, Bonnie's Bridal
goes worldwide? (laughs)

- You're laughing,
I'm not laughing.

- When would I
even have the time?

Once Jordan graduates,
we're gonna start a family,

and have to work around
his crazy schedule and--

- Since when does it have
to be one way or the other?

When your father and
I were raising you,

we both were working.

- Uh, yeah, and I was here
at your work every day.

As a matter of fact, I still am.

- Well fine, move your family
to the dirty little city

to accommodate Jordan's job.

I'm just saying, why do
you have to sacrifice

everything for your partner?

You and Jordan
need to compromise.

- And we will, Jordan loves me.

- I know, and you love him,
but you love your work.

Just remember that.

- Mom, I'm in the middle of
creating my very own wedding.

How could I forget?

- Cheers, honey.

- Cheers.

You're home early, thank you!

Felice!

What are you doing?

- And you need a new bulb.

Almost used your trash
can as a toilet seat.

- I thought you were Jordan.

- Aww, you thought Jordan
left class early for you?

That's cute.

So, what do you
think of the flowers?

Do you think the white
roses are like, bourgeoisie?

Be honest.

- If you want white roses,
it's your big day, right?

No one can say anything,
you get whatever you want.

- Good, I don't want 'em.

It's just what my
snooty mother wants.

What I want is, pink
roses everywhere,

and for the only white
in the entire place

to be my perfect ivory dress

made by my perfect
maid of honor.

(clapping)

- Fine, whatever you want.

- And, what I want is for
my perfect maid of honor

to join me next week
for the world famous

Whitney Walsh's
bridal boot camp.

- Bridal boot camp?

- [Felice] Yes!

- Felice, seriously?

- Sounds fun, huh?

Yay! (clapping)

No?

- No.

- You said whatever I want.

- Yeah, within reason.

That isn't.

- Okay, so if you
don't go with me,

then I'm just gonna leave.

- Hi, I'd like to order
a chicken pad thai,

and an order of spring rolls.

- After you order another
order of that chicken pad thai.

- Make that two pad thai.

Mm hmm, Andy Phillips,
five seven nine Aspendale,

thank you.
(beeping)

- Why are wedding
cakes never good?

Almost every single
one that I've tried

over the past week has been dry,

and I'm sorry but
fondant is just nasty.

- My mom's bringing over
some sample slices tomorrow.

If we find a good bakery,
you can use 'em too.

- So, have the same cake as you?

Uh uh, no.

- Well, they make
different styles, you know.

Yours can have as much sparkle
or whatever as you want.

- I just want it to taste good.

If it tastes good and it has

that triple berry cream
thing, I'm all in.

- Perfect, 'cause I want
dolce de leche anyway.

- Mmm, and what about
Jordan's groom cake?

- He wants dark
chocolate strawberry.

What about Troy?

- I have no idea what
he wants. (laughs)

- [Andy] See, who's
the perfect bride now?

- And, what is Jordan gonna
eat for dinner tonight?

- Huh?

- What is Jordan gonna have
for dinner when he gets home

from a long day of
work at the hospital

and all those long hours
of studying at school,

while you sit here and eat
pad thai and drink chianti?

You didn't order
anything for him.

I see no perfect
bride here, missy.

- Well, you distracted me.

I was gonna cook him something,
but you just showed up.

- Oh sure, blame it
on the best friend.

(items in fridge shuffling)

Sounds to me like
this bridal boot camp

could do you some good too.

- Oh, don't think I don't see
what you're trying to do here,

thwart me into another
one of your absurd ideas,

'cause I don't need it.

Miss perfect bride is
gonna make her fiancee

the perfect BLT.

(item dropping on floor)

Oh!

Lady, step away from the bacon.

- You know what, I'm outta here.

You can keep it, bye.

Love you baby.

- [Andy] Love you too.

(bread crunching)

Hey there, how was your day?

(sighing)

- Hi.

The OR was awful, there
was a really bad accident

with multiple cars on the ten.

- Oh honey, I'm so sorry.

- It's fine, I'm better now.

So, what are you watching?

- Oh, hor deaurves on display.

Just getting ideas
for our spread.

- Oh, well, wait a minute.

I thought you wanted
a three course dinner.

- No, we changed it
last week, remember?

I don't wanna serve steak and
have the vegans up in arms,

or serve pasta and have the
gluten free's freakin' out.

- Right.

- So, I told you this.

- I know, I'm sorry, it's
just been a long week.

- Aww, cardiovascular
quiz got you down?

- No, pulmonary is this month.

Cardio, cardio, was last month.

- That's right.

- Right.

- Sorry, so many wedding
things on my mind.

- THat's fine, it's just
boring stuff anyway.

- It's not boring.

- Babe.
- [Andy] I love your work

- It's my job, and I
even find it boring.

And not to mention, you
get all grimacy and stuff

when I even get graphic
about what we do in the OR,

so give me that, okay?

(laughing)

Okay.

- Wait!

- Hmm, what?

- I made you dinner.

- But you don't even cook.

- We might as well start,

'cause we don't wanna
be ordering take out

every night for our kids.

- Okay, yeah, sure,
so what is it?

- It's a BLT, try it.

- A BLT!

Well babe, I mean,
it looks great.

- Mm hmm.

- But, um, you do know
I don't eat mayo, right?

- Huh?

- Yeah I mean, you know,
it's just so fatty and...

You know, I don't
like the taste.

- Since when?

- Since ever.

- How did I not know this?

- Babe, come on, it's fine.

Look, (laughs) we've
only been together

a little over a year,

I'm pretty sure there
are lots of things

we don't know about each other.

You can't expect
to know everything

about one another, can we now?

We're not perfect.

Look, I'm gonna go get a shower,

and hit the sack because
I am tired and exhausted,

and I wanna get
up in the morning,

and go to the gym before
I go to class, okay?

Do you wanna come with?

- Oh yeah, I'll be right there.

- Yeah?

Thanks for the
sandwich. (laughs)

- [Andy] We're not perfect?

- I think what he
meant to say was,

he didn't expect you
to be all-knowing,

even though you like
to think you are.

- I don't think I'm all knowing.

But I did think that I knew
everything about Jordan.

I know that he misses
high school baseball,

I know that his favorite
color is turquoise,

I know that he always
washes his hands twice

cause it's work habit, and
I know that he secretly

tries to avoid cuddling
because we both run cold,

but this mayo thing...

It just cuts deep.

- Andy, I just think
you're making a big deal

out of nothing, okay?

I can't even tell you what
color Troy's eyes are,

much less his favorite color.

- Clearly I missed
the mark here.

I mean, how could
I marry someone

I didn't know hates mayo?

- So what, you're just
gonna call off your wedding

over a bad BLT?

- No, of course not, just...

Maybe, you were right for
once, about this boot camp.

Maybe it's something
we should try.

- Hm, I was thinking about
that again this morning,

and I just think it
sounds a bit too much.

I went on the website, and
they said we have to wear heels

the whole time for
reception rehearsal,

and I can barely make it
around this park in flats.

So, I think we just jump
the gun on that one, okay?

- Felice, it was your idea.

- Yeah, that was before
I found these water pills

that you can take the
night before your wedding.

They make you go like...

(laughing)

- Okay, okay fine.

But, I looked up that
Whitney Walsh last night,

and I was wrong about her.

She's not just some
rich housewife.

No, she made a fortune throwing

all these famous people weddings

after years of being
their yoga instructor.

So, maybe she has
some great tips

about how to throw
a good wedding?

Even if the camp
itself is a joke.

- Okay, but I'm not
wearing heels, alright,

that's how hammer
toes are made, ew.

- You're the
relationship columnist

that wants to run an
article on me, correct?

- With your
permission, of course.

- Sure, I love free press.

Tell me, June, did
you go to work today?

- Mm hmm.

- And this is what you wore?

Did you borrow it
from your fiancee?

- I got it on sale at blooming--

- Did you buy it in
the men's section?

I just don't understand
what a men's business suit

would be doing in
the women's aisle.

- Um, I don't think
it's a men's--

- Does your paper have
a fashion columnist?

And does she ever, tease you
about what you wear to work?

- Duncan, and yes,
he does, sometimes.

- If your fashion columnist
wouldn't wear it to work,

neither should you.

Hi.
- [Brunette] Hi.

- (laughs) You've been
married before, yeah?

- Mm hmm, yeah.

- If you screwed it
up the first time,

what makes you think you
can make it work this time?

Okay go, just go.

(crying)

Hey, get back here!

You need to learn how to
stick up for yourself.

Fight back.

- Okay.

- Okay sister wives.

You think what I
said was so funny?

Because you're so
young, and cute,

and you're marrying
your college sweeties?

- No, not at all.

- Uh, no it's not
that, it's just that,

we love your pinterest board.

- Mmm, well guess what, you
can't pin the perfect marriage.

So wipe that smile
off your face.

OCD elementary school teacher.

- That's me, (laughs)
my name is Wendy Day,

my students call me Miss Day,

but you guys can call me Wendy.

Just don't call me on
a Wendy day. (giggling)

- Felice Davis,
Whitney Walsh protege.

- Executive assistant,
finance firm, impressive.

- Mm hmm.

- Now you need to
work on becoming VP.

And you must be our
resident skeptic.

- Excuse me?

- Andy Phillips,
design entrepreneur.

Tell me miss Phillips,
why don't you think

you can benefit from
our program here?

- Well, honestly, I thought
that I could be a good bride

by just being myself.

- So you just came for moral
support for your friend here.

- Well, then I
thought, "Why not?"

Maybe I could
improve myself here.

- Good, I think you can.

I think you all can.

With my week-long crash course,

you will all learn what it
takes to be the perfect bride.

You'll leave here with
less fat, more confidence,

and a one way ticket
to a long, happy,

lasting marriage like mine.

Ladies, this is my
husband, Preston Walsh.

You may have stayed at one
of his five star hotels,

but, fancy hotels
and long ski weekends

are not what makes
a marriage special.

- So what does then, exactly?

- All the amazing things
that I've learned from it,

which, I'm going to share
exclusively with all of you,

with my bridal boot camp.

Rule number one,
know your fiancee.

- Duh, kind of a given.

- You wanna keep
your hubby happy?

You gotta know how he ticks.

For example, Preston
hates mismatching socks.

He loves green tea
with milk over coffee.

Even though he works
crazier hours than I do,

I know that our morning
workout together

is what keeps him sane, which
leads me to rule number two.

Look good.

Men care moreso about
how we look than we do.

They want a woman
that other men covet,

so look good, they stay happy.

Right, June?

- Easy for her to say,
she was clearly born

with those cheekbones
and those legs.

- Rule number
three, settle down.

Maybe he isn't your
dream guy, so what?

Fairy tales have lied to us
for far too long, ladies.

There is no prince charming.

There are only unstable
men, or stable men

that can be who you want
them to be, if you let them.

So, no more ideas
about prince charming,

and no flirting with men
who you think are princes,

'cause guess what?

They're not.

Four, be interested.

Be able to talk about
a variety of subjects,

like religion,
sports, even politics,

and be able to talk
about his work too.

Talk intelligently about it.

You will undoubtedly have
a multitude of differences,

and if he can tolerate
yours, you can tolerate his.

Which brings me to number five.

Stay strong, ladies.

No one likes that messy mom
in line at the grocery store

with her kids
running everywhere,

wrinkled clothes,
bags under her eyes.

Don't be that woman!

If we don't like her,
do you really think

the man that lives
with her will?

- Why not tell us
how you really feel?

- Something to say
there, skeptic?

'Cause I've got sonar hearing,
and just because you're cute,

doesn't mean you can
beat my boot camp.

Here are your
regimens for the week.

Please do not faint.

I assure you, you
can all survive it,

if you try hard enough.

So, who's ready to get started?

(cymbals ringing)

(book crashing on ground)

Kappa kappa won't be back.

(doors slamming)

- Hey, how long you
gonna be around?

- A little while.

I can stay until that
flower delivery arrives.

- You sure?

- Yeah, just lock the
front door and put a note,

tell the guy to come round back.

- By the way, before I go, um,

come with me up front, there's
something I want you to try.

- Okay.

Mmm.

- Mm, this one is divine.

I swear I'm gonna renew my
nuptials with your father

just so I can buy this
insanely expensive cake.

(laughing)

- I was right, it's all
about the dolce de leche.

That's the one.

- Oh, shoot, it's
late, I gotta run.

Your daddy's cooking me dinner,
and I don't wanna spoil it.

- Spoil it?

You mean, he spoils you.

- (laughs) Sometimes.

Sometimes it's just an apology

for leaving the toilet seat up.

I love you.

- [Andy] Tell dad Hi for me.

- I will.

(utensil clanking on plate)

(door chimes ringing)
(door slamming)

(camera clicking)

(phone vibrating)

- Oh well,

more for me.

(door chimes ringing)

What'd you forget?
(door slamming)

If you came back for more cake,

think again, this is all mine.

- I wouldn't dream
of taking your cake.

It's clearly spoken for.

- Sorry, um, I thought
you were my mom.

- Nope, just
delivering the flowers.

- Well, we usually have
them come around back.

- The front was open, and the
lights are still on, so I...

- It's fine, can you
bring them over here?

- [Delivery Man] Yeah.

- Thanks, are you new?

I've never ween you before.

What happened to Tiffany?

- I'm not new, no, but
I don't usually deliver.

Tiffany is out on leave
for a little while.

She and her husband just
adopted a little boy.

- Oh really?

That is so sweet.

- Mm hmm.

- I knew she was trying,

but I didn't know
they were adopting.

- Yeah, it all
happened kinda quickly.

She got really lucky,
we're happy for her.

- Okay, I got it.

Did my mom ask you to
arrange the vases for us?

'Cause we usually
do that ourselves.

- Oh well, you're
more than welcome to.

I just, thought you seemed
a little preoccupied

with the uh, feeding.

- Feeding?

Oh, I am cake taste testing,
thank you very much.

And, I wasn't going to
finish all this by myself.

- Oh.

- What, enjoying my cake much?

- Vanilla cream,
that's very good.

But you're not a
vanilla girl, are you?

Mmm.

- Hey!

- Now that's the
one, that's the one.

Is that the one?

- [Andy] I--

- Wait, wait, you said you
weren't going to finish.

- Well, I was gonna
finish that one.

- Is that the one you're
gonna serve on your big day?

It's a pretty big decision,
better make it a good one.

- What, you think cake taste
testing is some kind of joke?

- I think...

I think I'm gonna
be leaving now.

- Hey.

You do, don't you?

Hey!

You do, don't you?

- It's not so much that I think

cake taste testing is a joke,
as much as I think that,

well, weddings are
kind of a joke.

- You think weddings are a joke?

You think marriage
is some kind of joke?

- Well, not to be the negative
Nancy before your big day,

but the US divorce rate
does seem to agree.

- Fine, don't get married.

- Great, I don't plan to.

- But don't spoil it
for the rest of us

who do actually
believe in marriage

and think it's a
beautiful thing.

I mean, this is my whole life,

it's where I work, what I do.

- And you seem to be
very talented at it.

Listen, I'm really sorry
if I offended you, okay?

And hey, congratulations
on your big day, seriously.

I'm sure he's a very
lucky man to have you.

- He is.

- Great.

Um, can I go now?

- Yes.

- It's very nice to meet
you, uh, Andrea Phillips.

- Andy, it's Andy.

- Great, I go by Casey.

Goodnight.

- And then he's like,
"Divorce rates seem to agree."

I mean, seriously, he is a
Connor's Flowers delivery guy.

Shouldn't he be more pleasant?

(water running and splashing)

I mean, that's like what
a flower delivery service

is supposed to promote,
love, romance, anniversaries,

the occasional funeral,
but, mostly love.

Why would they even hire
such a deputy downer?

Jordan, Jordan.

- Mmm.

- I thought we were gonna stay
up and watch a movie tonight.

- How about you put one on,

and I just rest
my eyes for a bit.

- You seriously will
not stay up with me?

- I will stay up with
you, if you get up with me

at 5:30 in the morning
and go to the gym.

- That is not fair, you know
how much I hate the gym.

Please?

- Baby, you are really cold,
you're like a refrigerator.

- Yep, and you are
a freezer burn.

- Oh come on, look, hey.

Come on, can we just watch
a movie another night?

- Yep.

- Love you.

- Mm hmm, love you.

- [Jordan] You smell good.

- Are you feeling it yet?

Well that's nothing
compared to the pain

you're gonna endure
doing childbirth.

Nothing!

- Compared to the pain
I'm gonna put her through

when she's not looking.

She doesn't even have kids.

- Yeah but, can't you
see the future brochures?

"Mommy body boot camp."

(wincing)

- Wendy darling, do you
remember what I said

would happen to one who could
not hold their yoga pose?

- One would have to skip cake
eating etiquette on Wednesday.

- Well, I hope you
don't like cake.

- I love it.

- Alright ladies, downward
dog, let's see it.

And do you think you
could have done this pose

in the band-aid of a dress that
you were wearing yesterday?

Exactly.

Your downward dog
looks like dead dog!

Stop crying!

Everyone, look at Andy.

This is how a downward dog
pose is supposed to look.

Be like Andy.

- Butt-kisser.

- You know I do yoga at home.

- If I wasn't busy eating hair,

you'd see the look of
contempt on my face.

- Don't be like that, Felice.

We're here to learn, remember?

Patience in stuff like this

will make you more patient
in your marriage too.

- Don't give me that.

I frickin' hate this boot camp.

- Okay ladies, you
can relax. (clapping)

(groaning)

That was pathetic.

(cymbals chiming)

Everyone put one on please.

These are what I like
to call, truth veils.

Anyone know why?

Because once you get
married, the veils come off,

and all of your
hopes, and fears,

and all your fatal flaws
that you've been hiding

from your husbands
since the day you met,

will be revealed to him.

So we're gonna practice
opening up to each other.

Who would like to share
their fears first?

(squealing)

Wendy.

- So sorry, I'm so sorry.

Oh god.

My biggest fear, is
that I won't have

enough hours in the day to
take care of my kids at school,

plus my kiddos at home (laughs),

and still keep my
Rob a happy camper.

(giggling)

- And how would you
combat those fears?

- Umm, caffeine.

- No, no caffeine, Wendy.

- No caffeine.

- I think you know where
your real fears lie.

- I do?

- Mm hmm.

Go ahead, share with everyone

what happens when you
get anxious or nervous.

Go on, share.

- Fine, I eat when
I get nervous.

(smacking)
(bowl rattling)

- Okay, (clearing
throat) so I think

your real fears are simply based

in no longer being
desired by your husband,

so you need to find a solution

that does not involve
emotional eating.

Can you do that?

- Yes.

- Lorelei, your turn.

I think you know
your problem too.

- I do.

It's men.

Up until now, I've
been afraid to commit.

I mean, what if I cheat
on Rick with a sexy pilot

I used to date, who
was no good for me?

- That's a good question.

What would happen if
you did cheat on him?

- I might lose him, forever.

- Yeah, it's a possibility.

How can we fix it?

- Uh, find another job?

- No Lorelei, we don't
run from our problems,

we confront them.

We confront our fears,
do you know how?

- I don't know.

- You go up to that sexy pilot,

and you tell him that
he is no good for you,

and that he's got nothing
on your husband now.

- Oh um, truth be told, he's
much sexier than my Rick,

and when he tips
his hat off at me,

with those sexy
wings on the side,

my insides just go crazy and I--

- And you will
have self-control.

- But how?

Sometimes it's just so hard.

- I have an idea.

What if, every time you saw
the wings on that pilot's hat,

you thought of your Rick,

because he's the one
you ended up with

and he's the one who really
gives you wings to fly?

- It's true, my Rick is a gem.

- Mmmm, that's
poetic, but let's try

to keep our strategies based
in reality, yeah, okay?

Felice, you're next.

- (clearing throat)
Well, my fears are that

I am too selfish, because
I'm the only child.

- Mmm, and what's
your plan of attack?

- Oh well, to do something
nice for him once a month.

Okay well, once a week?

- But, I think we
can do something nice

for the one we're
with every day, right?

I mean, whether it's
surprise baseball tickets

or even just a
kiss on the cheek,

I think that every
day is a better goal.

- Okay so, what are your
big fears, miss gives-a-lot?

- Fine, um, my fear
is fearlessness,

because sometimes I
worry that Jordan and me

are too perfect.

- That's not a real fear.

- You know what I think?

I think your real
fear, is in yourself.

- Oh see, I think I know
myself pretty well, so...

- Really, then tell
us, why are you here?

- Well, at first it was
just for Felice but,

now it's to prove you wrong.

- Well then, I
look forward to it.

- Mmmm.

(birds chirping)

- Hey Andrea.

- Oh, just Andy.

- So, when's the big day?

- June 29th.

- [Whitney] Oh, so soon.

- Yeah, but Felice's is
in six weeks, May 18th.

- Best friends planning
a wedding together,

is that not competitive?

- Oh, no, it's fine,

I'm making her wedding dress.

- You're making her dress too?

- Yeah, that's what I do,
I make wedding dresses.

- Oh, you didn't say
that on your application,

it just said
entrepreneur, where?

- My mom's shop,
Bonnie's Bridal.

- Oh, Bonnie's Bridal, yeah
I've heard of that place.

It's a treasure trove for
brides on a budget, huh?

And I'm assuming you're
making your own dress too?

- Mm hmm.

- The perpetual perfectionist.

Always wants the
perfect everything.

Well, I'll let you get to it.

I'll see you tomorrow, or not.

- Mm hmm.

Ugh.

(car doors slamming)

- You and Whitney make nice?

I think she really likes you.

- What?

She clearly hates me.

- I can't tell, you had
such wonderful input today.

- Okay, look, I didn't
mean to sound preachy but,

you're the one who admitted
you can be selfish.

- Yeah, but sometimes
you need to be.

You can't always just
be worried about Jordan.

- Or Felice.

So how about, I
finish your dress,

and then I selfishly
start making mine?

- Yay, I can't wait
to see 'em both!

(laughs)

(crickets chirping)

(machine humming)

- [Casey] Hello?

- Oh, geez!
(man yelling)

Oh, god, you nearly
gave me a heart attack!

And look, I messed up my dress.

- I said hello when I walked
in, you just didn't hear me.

- Well, what were
you doing sneaking

through our back door like that?

- Yesterday you told me not
to come in through the front.

If not the front or the back,

I'm not really sure how
you expect me to get in.

Are you always this disgruntled?

- No, I'm just tired.

It's this new workout
regimen I'm doing,

and I didn't know
you were coming back.

My mom usually orders one
delivery a week, so...

- Must be a busy week.

- Right, well, thank
you, these are very nice.

Oh, shoot, I'm bleeding.

Sewing machine got me.

- Uh oh, you okay?

- Yeah, it's just
a little pin prick.

I'll be fine by tomorrow.

- Alright, well I am sorry.

And hey, let me
make it up to you.

Are you hungry?

'Cause there's a really good
pizza place down the street,

and I don't know about
you but, I'm starving.

- Oh, no, I'm good.

I am engaged, remember?

So I don't exactly
dine with other men.

- Well I wasn't exactly
asking you out on a date.

Could be delivery for
all I care. (laughs)

I'm just hungry, and I figured,

since you're here working,
maybe you were too.

- Okay, delivery, but
this is platonic dining,

because I'm engaged, remember?

- [Casey] Oh yeah.

- Casey, is it?

- Yes, Casey, engaged, and yeah,

same goes for you, missy,
no funny business, okay?

What do you want on your pizza?

- Pepperoni.

- Alright.

- I cannot remember the
last time I had pizza.

My fiancee likes to eat pretty
healthy, so pizza's a no.

- No pizza?

(laughing)

- You are madly deprived.

- It's okay.

- [Casey] Your greasy
chin says otherwise.

- Oh.

(laughing)

Well, thank you for
the pizza, and company.

My fiance works in an OR and
is in med school right now,

so I eat most of
my meals by myself.

- Well, there are
worse places to dine.

How long have you worked here?

- Uh, feels like forever,
since my mom owns the place,

and she started working
here when she was my age so,

I pretty much grew up here.

- And is dress making what
you've always wanted to do?

- It's the only thing
I've ever really known.

I mean, I thought about wedding
planning in high school,

but I just love design.

How about you, how long have you

been in the flower business?

- It's been about a year now.

Still kind of a new venture.

- And what'd you do before this?

- I was working at a
big marketing company.

Kinda cutthroat, crazy
hours, high stress.

Not for me in the
end, I don't guess.

- But, delivering
flowers for Connor's is?

- You say that like
you're judging me.

- I'm sorry, no I
don't mean that,

it's just, guess I was
wondering how you plan on

providing for a family with
a delivery guy's salary.

(laughs) Oh, that's
right, you think weddings

and marriage are silly.

- Okay, hey, I never
said I had a problem

with commitment or family, okay?

I want both of those things.

- Just without all
the legal protections

and paperwork mumbo jumbo?

- Now you're just putting
words into my mouth.

I just don't think that
a lotta people think

before they tie the knot.

- Or, you just
don't wanna commit.

(laughing)

What?

You said it yourself,
you couldn't commit

to that marketing job,
so maybe your feelings

are the same about
family and marriage.

- Well, think what you
want, Andrea Phillips,

but I'm pretty sure had I
kept that job in marketing,

I would've never had
time for a family.

I didn't even have
time for myself.

- I think you make the time.

- Okay well, I can't
just go up to my boss

and say, "Hey, sorry, but I'm
gonna leave early every day

"without finishing my work
so that I can go hang out

"with my kids and my wife."

It doesn't work that way.

- No, people make things
work all the time,

despite the odds,
including marriage.

- Oh, and uh, is this how
we overcome those odds?

With self-help regimens such as,

Whitney Walsh's
bridal boot camp?

This has gotta be one of
the most ridiculous...

Please tell me you
aren't doing this.

- Of course not!

No, that's just for our
guests, someone left it here.

Hey, I think I have
some cake in the back.

How about dessert?

- How about yeah.

- Okay.

- [Voiceover] So, if
went to try this one...

- Guys!

Did you see the
article June posted

on her blog this morning?

She totally trashed
the boot camp,

calling it a "unbridled exercise
in puritanical nonsense."

(gasping)

- Well who knows,
maybe she's right.

I know I'm getting sick of it.

- I don't know you guys,
maybe Whitney is right.

I'm just saying, who knows,
we might actually learn

something if we allow ourselves.

- Well, admittedly, I was
actually thinking of quitting

earlier this week but, you guys,

I feel more in shape than
I have in a long time.

Yoga's my new calling.

- See, rule number two.

Look good, you feel good.

- Yeah, and I saw
that pilot last night.

He brought me a latte.

But, when I saw the
wings on his hat,

it totally reminded
me of my sweet Rick.

- That's progress, rule
number three, right?

Settle down.

See, I don't think we should
listen to that columnist.

I bet she's just
upset that Whitney

didn't like her wardrobe
choices. (laughs)

- Yeah, I just don't
know if I can do it guys.

That cake just looks so good.

I swear, I am like two seconds
away from face planting it!

- Wendy!

What did Whitney say your
cravings were stemming from?

- (sighs) From the minds
of the evil cellulite

on my behind.

- [Andy] Exactly, and
rule number five is--

- Be strong.

God, come on Day,
get it together.

You are so much
better than that.

- Come on you guys, seriously,

if we can't do
this for one week,

how do we expect our
marriages to last a lifetime?

- Exactly, well put Andy.

Our wish for you, one
love to last a lifetime.

That's the motto at
Bonnie's Bridal, right?

I read it on your website.

Such a cute little philosophy.

I might have to steal
it for my boot camp.

Now then ladies, this is the
famous wedding planner, Julian.

He's going to help us
maximize our wedding's

production value, while
minimizing those budgets.

(cymbals chiming)

- Listen ladies, listen.

Take notes.

This is the simplest way to
keep your Louis Vutton's loaded.

Prioritize.

You place the most
important individuals,

such as immediate
family and friends,

nearest the bride
and grooom's table,

while placing any
degenerate cousins

and that one gassy grandpa,
down here, furthest from you.

And as for all childhood
friends who didn't like you

back at school but are now
stalking you on social media,

all of those individuals you
feel obligated to invite,

but don't know how you'll
afford to have them,

(item clunking into can)

There.

Ten grand on an evening of
artificial smiles, saved.

Now, we'll move on to
maximizing the production value

of your wedding with...

A great lighting scheme and
choreographed dance numbers.

(crickets chirping)

- Hm, you're still up.

What are you doing?

- Not much, just trying to
minimize our wedding budget.

- Oh, nice.

- Wanna help me?

- Oh, baby, I'm sorry,
I'm so exhausted.

I just promised my boss that
I'd play a round of golf

with him before class
tomorrow morning.

- You're going golfing?

Is that more important
than our wedding?

- No, it's not more
important than our wedding,

but it is my job, and
it's important right?

Why are you worried about the
whole budget thing, anyways?

I mean, you can have
anything you want.

My mom said they'd cover it.

- It's not that, I just thought,

maybe there were some people

who didn't need to
be invited after all.

- Hmm, in that case...

Ooh, yes, my Aunt Linda,
yeah, she's a crazy one.

We can actually get
rid of her if you want,

'cause if you don't, that
bar is doomed, I tell ya.

(laughing)

That woman can drink.

You remember that time I
took you to meet my parents

for the first time, and
Aunt Linda was there,

you thought she was my grandma?

(laughing)

My grandma looks
younger than she does.

I mean, that woman has lived.

- Yeah. (laughs)

Seems like ages ago.

- Yeah.

- Hard to believe
it's been, a year?

- Yeah.

- Oh, I cannot wait to
have time like that again.

Last summer was so fun.

- Well I mean, I don't
know if we'll have time

like that again.

Once my residency starts,
it's gonna get worse

before it gets better.

But hey, at least we'll have
really nice vacations. (laughs)

- But, don't you think
once we have kids,

you'll be able to
get off early and...

- Yeah, sure, I suppose.

I mean, maybe I can make
something work like that,

but, look, they're gonna
have you anyway, okay.

I'm sure you'll be
taking good care of them

until I get home, alright, you
can tell them bedtime stories

and make 'em BLT's
and be all cutesy,

and do all the mom
stuff. (laughs)

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- You must be Rob,
the history teacher.

Wendy tells me you're a
little anxious about today.

- Wendy knows I can't dance.

- There's no can't in
bridal boot camp, Rob.

Rick, the comic book writer.

Your kids are going to love you.

- And I can dance.

- Patrick the police officer.

Hate to be a criminal
on the run from you.

- Freeze, LAPD!

(laughing)

See what I did...

- Cute.

And you must be Troy, the
big pro football player.

- Yes ma'am, first string,
six years and countin'.

- Oh, so glad you're here.

You're such a gentleman,
and it's so nice

to see Felice smiling.

She's usually so grumpy.

Where's Jordan?

- Um, he can't make it.

He tried to get off
work but, he couldn't.

- Well then who's gonna
be your dance partner?

- Well, when it's her turn,

she can just dance
with Troy too.

- Or I'll do it.

- Ahh, yay!

Everyone, this is Casey
Connor, who does his very own

special wedding
arrangements, so if you don't

have your flower
arrangements booked yet,

Connor's is the way to go.

- And we offer a 10%
discount for first timers.

- (giggling) Those are
beautiful, I want those!

- Okay.

- You didn't tell me
you were Casey Connor,

the owner of the florist.

- And you told me that
this was just some brochure

for your guests, uh,
which I took, by the way,

and decided to call so that
I could try and promote me.

- Fine, yeah, I signed
up for the camp but,

for the record, my
girlfriend dragged me here.

- Though, Andrea is just
loving bridal boot camp,

aren't we dear?

And she's practically
a natural at abiding

by our boot camp rule book.

- Oh is she?

- And wait, how do you two
know each other, exactly?

- Connor's delivers
to the boutique.

- Oh.

- And we had pizza.

- Pizza?

You don't eat pizza.

Only thing you spring
for are spring rolls.

- Why are you judging me?

I had barely eaten all day.

- Oh, and she ate it all.

- Excuse us, she
was talking to me.

- Oh, sorry.

- Everyone, I'd like to
introduce you to Antonio.

He's our dance instructor.

He will be teaching us
a wonderful routine.

- Good afternoon, ladies.

- [Whitney] Shall
we start the music?

(lively guitar music)

(clapping)

Who would like to go first?

- [Andy] Your hands
are really warm.

- Abnormally warm?

- No, it's just, my
fiancee, Jordan's hands,

are always cold so, it gets
chilly holding his hand.

- Kinda like getting one of
those ice cream brain freezes?

- (laughs) Yeah.

- Sounds like you need a
good pair of winter gloves

to help you acclimate.

- Maybe so.

(groaning)

Oh, I'm so sorry!

We were doing so well.

- I didn't sign up to get
my big toe broken, you know.

- Excuse me.

- Excuse me.

(laughing)

Now that is what
you need to pull off

on your big wedding day.

- Yeah, I have no
idea what we just did.

(laughing)

Thank you for, staying
to be my partner.

That was nice.

- That's what a
good friend does.

- Oh, so we're good friends now?

- Well if you wanna
take advantage of my
friends and family

20% discount on
wedding arrangements,

you should at least
think about it.

- Okay, good friends.

- Thank you so much for
coming today, gentleman.

You were such troopers,
and always remember...

- [All Men] Be
good to your brides

for she holds the
keys to your heart.

- Exactly, bye!

- Alright boys, see ya.

- This was such a
great experience

for my technique, Antonio.

I feel like I learned
so much from your moves.

- Wow, thank you, I am so
glad that you enjoyed it.

- I truly did,
thank you so much.

Your work is just amazing.

- Okay, thank you.

- What, he's hot.

- Do you ladies have
any plans tonight?

- (sighing) I'm usually
too sore to do anything.

- Well, if you're too
tired, I totally understand,

but it's my bachelorette
party tonight,

and I don't have
that many friends,

so, if you ladies wanna join me,

it would be so awesome!

It's at Ramone's pub at 7:30.

- Are there gonna be
male dancers there?

'Cause if not, I can ask
Antonio, it would just--

- No, Lorelei, you can't.

- I hope you guys can make it,

especially since tomorrow is
our last day of boot camp.

I'm gonna miss you guys so much.

- Aww, me too.

I'm in. (clapping)

- I'm in too, and we all
need just one last hurrah

before bridal boot
camp comes to an end.

- Well, I guess I
could use a drink.

- Uh, Felice, I thought we were
gonna go pick up your dress?

- It's fine, you
can just bring it

with you tomorrow when you come.

(gasping)
(clapping)

- Yay!

- Okay girls, so,

tomorrow's the last day
of bridal boot camp,

and we're gonna be
talking about nuptials,

so get a lot of rest.

(giggling)

- Party!

- Felice, do you really
think it's a good idea

to go out partying
the night before

our last day of boot camp?

Whitney will throw a
fit if she finds out

we were all out
breaking the rules.

- Oh come on, she can't
control our lives forever.

And since when did you become
such a stick in the mud

in the first place?

You used to be so much fun.

- Hey, I'm still fun.

I'm just trying to
stick to the rules

we committed to, remember?

- Well in that case, why
don't you take a look

at rule number four again.

- Be interested.

- Good, I'm glad we agree.

- Ugh.

(chattering in background)

- Hey!

- Yay, you made it!

- [Andy] We did.

- Thank you.

So, who wants to get crazy?

(giggling) Let's go, yeah.

- Geez, I am just so obsessed

with these arrangements,
aren't you?

- And I think the
man who made them

is obsessed with this one.

- [Voiceover] Yeah.

- Really?

I thought he was gay.

(laughing)

I even invited him to
come out tonight with us.

Wait, but, he does
flower arrangements.

- Oh, no, I know he's straight.

I saw the way he
was looking at you.

Mm hmm, kinda like the
way Wendy's been staring

at those zucchinis
before she inhales them.

- Hey!

You, girl, are one to
talk, because you almost

fell off the wagon with
mister dancy pants.

- Whatever, Rick knows
I'm not going anywhere.

We're getting
married in six weeks.

And I'm happier now
than I've been in,

like since the day
we fell in love.

- Aww, do you still remember it?

I mean, the day you
fell in love with him.

- What?

Of course I do.

- Ooh, story time, do
share please, do share.

- Well, I'd been seeing
him around a while,

'cause he's friends with
my best friend's boyfriend

and one night, he
was walking me home

after we'd all been out.

He knew that the pilot
always brought me coffee

to work every once in a while,

so he pulled me into this
late night coffee shop

and bought me one bag of
every kind of coffee bean,

and when I asked
him why, he said,

"Because you deserve
it all the time,

"and not just once in a
while when you need a fix."

And then, he kissed
me like, good.

- Oh, that's so sweet.

- Right?

What about you, what
about you and the cop?

- [Lorelai] Wendy please,
your turn, go, share.

- Oh, okay, so, we'd been
working together for a while,

and I had my eye on him but,

I didn't think he ever
noticed me, you know,

because he was so shy.

My kids found out, because
I guess I talked about him

all the time, I don't
know, and they told him

that I had a crush
on him. (laughs)

So one day, I walk
into my classroom,

and my students, they
stand up one by one,

and they hold up letters
that spelled out,

Will you go out with me?

- Awwww.

- I know, and then, he walked in

with this huge
bouquet of flowers,

and he asked me out himself.

- Oh my, go Rob, I didn't
think he had it in him,

he's always been so--

- Unromantic?

Yes, normally he
is very unromantic,

but, you know, that's
how I knew he meant it.

Andy, what about you?

- Oh I'm um, I'm gonna
run to the restroom.

How about you go first,
I've heard this story.

- My turn.

(squealing)

(crickets chirping)

- Hey, what are you doing here?

- Um, bachelorette shenanigans.

- Seriously.

- Wendy said she wanted
to see my arrangements,

and asked if I could
drop off my look book

since her wedding's
around the corner.

What about you?

Did you just get here?

- No, I'm just
leaving, actually.

- Oh.

Well I can walk you to your car.

- Felice drove, so
I'm just gonna...

I'm just gonna grab a cab.

- What?

No, no no no, I'll drop you off.

- Okay, fine, I'll
wait right here.

- Seriously?

You totally just
Irish goodbye'd me.

- No, I'm just, I'll be fine.

- Yeah, you may be fine now,

but, what kind of guilt
would you leave me to carry,

if something were to happen
to you on that taxi ride home?

- Like what?

- You could, sit in
a wet wad of gum,

or get one of those
really annoying drivers

who just talks about the
fungal growth on his big toe.

Is that really something

you want me carrying
on my conscience?

- Okay, okay, fine,
you can drive me home.

I'll wait for you
right here, I promise.

- You think I trust you now?

I don't think so.

I'm gonna let you take this
look book with you tomorrow.

I'm not letting
you outta my sight.

This way, your
chariot awaits you.

(engines humming)

- These are really
impressive arrangements.

And, you don't just
do flowers either.

- Mm mm, nope, nope, any
kind of interior design,

or exterior display
horticulture,
anything that's green.

- Wow, so when you quit
that marketing job,

what made you wanna do this?

- Well, I grew up in this
little town outside of Austin,

and back home there was always

this constant competition
amongst the neighbors

to see who would win,
yard of the month.

And my mom and dad were
absolutely hellbent

on maintaining the crown,
so I was often forced

into their after school
landscaping escapades,

against my will, by the way.

After I graduated and
went off to college,

I despised the
thought of it all but,

once I got into
the business world,

I really started to miss
it, the peacefulness of it.

- So, you were bred into it,

kinda like me and dress making.

That's nice.

I'd love to see
your shop sometime.

- How about right now?

- Okay.

- Okay.

- [Andy] Wow, these
are really beautiful.

- Thank you.

Are you hungry?

'Cause I can throw some
burgers on the grill

while I show you
the garden out back.

- What, first pizza,
and now burgers?

You're a terrible
influence, you know that?

- (laughs) Okay, uh, I can
make you a turkey burger.

- I was avoiding fried
food like the plague,

but a burger does sound amazing.

- Uh huh, it does, after you.

- Wow, you did all this?

- Yep.

I can show you my
little greenhouse

after we eat, if you like.

That's where all
the good stuff is.

(squealing)

- Where to next, ladies?

- Seriously?

You wanna keep going?

Dude, none of us are
gonna be able to drive.

- Just don't even,
just park the car,

don't even get in
them, let's cab it.

The night's young, ladies.

- Woot, woo hoo!

- Oh, ooh, let's go to
the Rainbow Bar on Fourth!

There's plenty of
non-threatening men there,

who really know
how to turn it up.

- Woooh, yes!

Onward ho's!

(squealing)

- [Felice] Yes, oh,
hold on, hold on.

- [Lorelai] Wait for us!

(squealing)

(moaning)

(laughing)

- You were very
generous on the mayo.

- So what?

I love mayo.

- Me too, me too.

- So my dad makes
the best burgers,

but I think you gave
him a run for his money.

- Oh wow, well thank you.

Are your parents still together?

- Oh yeah, they have like,
the perfect marriage.

I honestly don't think
that either of them

has even looked at another
person since they met.

They are so madly in love.

They go on dates,
vacations, they even flirt,

which is, kinda disgusting.

(laughing)

But, cute.

- Mm hmm.

Yeah, I uh, I think my folks
must still be pretty in love,

although they do bicker
quite a bit these days.

Though my mom likes to
call it love quarreling.

(laughing)

You know, sometimes I think
they kinda ruined it for me,

set the bar too high,
and that's why I have

such a hard time finding a girl

that I would actually
consider marrying.

- Oh come on, no, there are
so many good girls out there.

Trust me, if even I could
find a guy great enough

to give my parents a run
for their money then,

you can find yours.

- (clearing throat) So when
is the big day, anyhow?

- Oh um, it is June 29th.

- Nice, everything
coming together?

- I think so.

I'm a bit of a planner, so I
definitely got ahead of myself.

All I have to do is finish
my dress, and order my cake.

- Oh yeah, yeah,
the carmely one.

- Dolce de leche, yep, mmm.

- Good for you.

You know, it's too bad your
fiancee couldn't make it today.

He really missed out.

Camp was actually, kinda fun.

- Between you and me, I didn't
tell my fiancee about today.

He doesn't even know
that I'm doing this camp.

- Seriously?

Why not, why didn't
you tell him?

- Well I, I just thought if
even I think it's kinda silly,

and so does my mom and so
do you, why wouldn't he?

- Well if you thought it
was gonna be so silly,

why would you do it
in the first place?

- Well I realized there's
still a lotta things

I don't know about him, even
though it's been over a year.

I do wanna be the best
bride I can for him, for us.

- Well, I imagine
it takes a lifetime

to truly get to know someone,

so even if you guys are
together 50 years from now,

you're still not gonna
100% know each other.

But that's gotta be one
of the nicest things

about a healthy
relationship, you know?

Finding out all those
new things as they,

and you, change, and then
learning to grow with them,

and then still choosing
to be with that person

despite all those changes.

- Do you really think that
people change that much?

- I think we're
changing every day.

- [Andy] Psh, no.

- No?

- Not me, I know I have
always been exactly the same.

- Are you so sure about that?

Anyway, I still think
you should've asked

your fiancee to come today.

I mean, you haven't even given
him the chance to say no.

- Well, he had class, and I knew

he couldn't get off for that.

- But how is he ever
gonna step up to the plate

if you won't ask
him to? (chuckles)

- Okay, I guess
you make a point.

- See there?

Just now there, your opinion
about something changed.

(laughing)

Did you like my
little greenhouse?

- Oh, Mr. Connors,
your horticulture
skills are impressive,

but, I should
probably go home now.

- Or, you could
take a little break.

- [Andy] Huh?

- Come here, I wanna
show you something.

- [Andy] What,
what are you doing?

- Come, come, come down here.

It seems as though you
have a lot on your mind.

When I have a lot on my mind,

this is where I
come to sort it out.

- So what do I do next?

- That's for you to decide.

(water trickling)

(crickets chirping)

(birds chirping)

Coffee?

- Wait, what, it's morning?

- Yes, it's okay, I
fell asleep here too.

I woke up and you just,
looked too peaceful

to way up so soon, I
figured you needed it.

- What....

I'm gonna be late for my
last day of boot camp.

- Okay, okay, no probs,
I'll take ya home,

I'll take ya home, let's go.

(groaning)

- Shame.

- [Andy] I'm here, I'm here.

Sorry I'm late.

- Oh, nice of you to join us.

You ladies look like you
need hair of the dog,

downward dog.

Come on ladies, let's do
this bridal boot camp!

I'm sorry.

I know you all must
be in a lot of pain.

That's not really
my fault, is it?

You all failed, hard.

- Why didn't you call
me back last night?

- Sorry, fell asleep.

- I can't believe you
just left like that,

without saying goodbye.

- Uh, I texted
you, not to mention

I didn't wanna be there.

- Ladies, I can hear you.

Okay, you can all relax, ladies.

(sighing)

Namaste.

Now, I know the original plan
was to talk nuptials today,

but, instead I think we
should skip all that,

and write vows to ourselves.

- Vows to ourselves?

- Yeah, yes, a vow
is a solemn promise,

and you have to write
them for yourself

before you can write
them to your husband.

- Vows to ourselves?

You have got to be kidding
us right now, Whitney.

- Are you questioning
my methods, dear?

- Yes, I am.

I don't need to write
some dumb vow to myself

in order to be a good wife
to my husband, thank you.

- Tell me Felice,
when you singed up

for this bridal boot
camp, did you think

it was just gonna be leafing
through wedding catalogs,

drinking bottomless mimosas,

and eating chocolate
covered strawberries?

- Actually, yes.

- You clearly signed
up for this camp

because you felt like
you needed my help.

How can I help you,
if you won't let me?

- Well, I suppose I
thank you, for showing me

that I, in fact, no
longer need your help.

I quit.

- Felice, what are you doing?

It's our last day of camp,

you can't just
take off like this.

- Making vows to ourselves about

the kind of people
we think we are?

Don't you see, Andy?

This boot camp isn't helping us,

it's only turning us into
a bunch of stepford wives,

making us more insecure
about our flaws

than we already are.

- What are you talking about?

Sharon lost weight, Wendy
got her husband to dance,

Lorelei got over the pilot,
it's helped everyone.

- Yet somehow, they were
all dying for a moment

of innocent fun last night,

only to come here and
what, be punished?

I realized something last
night, when I got home,

and Troy was laughing
at my broken heels

and my frizz all
the way out to here.

Troy loves me for
me, frizz and all.

It's not the men that we
need to worry about, Andy,

it's us, and if we want our
marriages to stay alive,

we need to learn to listen,
and to love ourselves.

And if our husbands love us,
then they will no matter what.

- Come on, Jordan's work
schedule has been so crazy,

but do you see me giving up?

If you can't last one week

of Whitney's silly
little challenge,

how do you expect
to put in the work

to make your marriage last?

- Oh come on, Andy,
you're one to talk,

you're so deluded about
your relationship,

you can't even see when
you're off flirting

with another guy you
barely even know.

- What?

I wasn't flirting with him!

- Oh, that's right, because
you're the perfect bride.

Yeah, just like perfect Whitney,

and her perfect marriage
to the perfect man

that none of us
have ever even seen.

- So what, he's probably
working all day.

- Just like Jordan,
and, I bet that's why

she's just as lonely as you are.

- You're just jealous
that for once,

the attention is on
me, and not on you.

- Yeah, that's right,
that must be it, Andy.

You know if it makes
you feel better,

then keep telling yourself that.

- Felice, wait.

Here's your dress, and if
you need any alterations,

you're gonna have
to use someone else,

'cause I need to
work on my dress.

Isn't that what you said?

I should be more selfish?

Okay, I will.

- Wow, Andy, this
is really beautiful.

Only thing is, it's not
you, or me, for that matter.

But thank you.

- Fine, get a new dress,

get a new maid of honor
while you're at it.

(crying)

- Thanks for coming back.

Thought we lost you too.

- Nope, still here.

Pen and paper please?

(paper sliding)

(gentle piano melody)

- Oh, by the way, someone
stopped by to see you.

Make it quick.

- What are you doing here?

- Oh, I just, came to drop off
the look book for you guys.

I forgot to give it
to you this morning.

- Is that really
why you're here?

- Um, yes.

- Casey, I'm engaged, remember?

- I already knew that, but
thanks for the reminder.

- Okay, will you just stop

with the cutesy
boy-next-door charm,

and just admit that you
have feelings for me,

and that's why you
keep coming around.

- Okay, fine, yes I do
have feelings for you.

But I never really had
expectations about anything.

I guess I just felt
this intuition that,

maybe you needed company, and
since I like being around you,

I just went with it, that's all.

- And it never crossed your
mind to pursue more with me?

- I mean, maybe in
my wildest dreams,

but realistically,
no, it didn't.

Did it cross yours?

- Absolutely not,
I love my fiancee.

- Okay, okay great.

What's the problem?

- The problem is, I
really don't think

we can be friends anymore.

- Why not?

- 'Cause Casey, the world
doesn't work that way.

Two people who are
attracted to each other

cannot be friends, when one
of them is already engaged.

- Wait, so it has
crossed your mind

that you might
like to be with me.

- That's not what I said.

- It's kinda what you said.

- Well, it doesn't matter, okay?

'Cause my relationship
is great. (crying)

My fiancee is kind and
wonderful, and honestly,

I would never even
think about leaving him

to be with someone like you.

- Someone like me?

What is that supposed to mean?

- Someone who doesn't
even believe in marriage,

someone who can't
commit to anything.

You're like a little kid

living in some magical
garden fantasy world.

- Okay, fine.

We don't have to be friends.

You know Andy, I
want you to be happy,

and I hope that you have
the perfect marriage,

just like you said
your parents do,

like how you said you
honestly didn't think

that either of them
had ever even looked

at anyone else since they met,

all these years
still madly in love,

but if your relationship
was really as amazing

as you say it is, perhaps
you should ask yourself,

why are you falling for me?

(piano melody)

♪ And what you fear

♪ It creeps and
then it disappears

♪ I'm guarded, what was
concealed, discarded

♪ It's yours to steal

♪ Don't want my feet
to touch the ground

♪ Just turn my whole
world upside down

♪ This is the sound
that your heart makes

♪ Like crashing into stone

♪ Takes you down

- [Andy] Mom.

- Oh, honey.

Honey, if you wanna make
it work with Jordan,

then maybe you should've
told him the truth.

Your father and I, we don't
keep anything from each other.

The most important
thing about marriage

is honesty, and trust.

- Yeah, you're right.

- Have you talked to Felice yet?

- No, I don't think she'll
wanna talk to me again

after what I said.

- Oh honey, she knows
that you don't mean this.

You need to give her a call.

- I think I should
just give it some time.

- Andy, the wedding
is in six weeks,

you don't have that much time.

- I know but, I just, I can't.

I'm embarrassed, I
lashed out at her

when I know she's right.

Anyway, I'm sorry that
I came over so late.

- Are you kidding?

Our door is always open for you,

and I love the fact that
you can come over here

and we can still talk
about these things.

- But, you're right,
I do need to start

depending on Jordan
for more support.

- You should, but know
that your father and I

are always here for you,
even though he's asleep.

(laughing)

- Of course.

Mom.

- Yeah.

- Do you know the exact moment

you knew you had fallen
in love with dad?

- I guess I do.

We'd been dating two weeks,
two, I know that's crazy,

but we were supposed to meet

at this little grocery
store outside the campus.

We were gonna get some
stuff and cook at my place,

it was the first time
he was coming over.

And, I was terrified
when he didn't show up.

- What, dad was a no show?

- Or so I thought,
and I was heartbroken

when I stood outside of
that store for like an hour,

I mean, just crushed
that he didn't show up.

So about 30 minutes after
he was supposed to show,

this pickup truck pulls up,
and he's in the back of it,

and there's this old
couple in the front seat

and they're waving at me,

and (laughs) well
it turns out that,

his brand new car had gotten
crashed into at the dorm,

and instead of
worrying about his car,

he was more worried
about how I'd feel

if he didn't show up.

And it was at that moment
I fell in love with him,

him pulling up with
his wind whipped hair

and that goofy grin on his
face, not a worry in the world.

- I like that story.

- And some day, you're
gonna have one too.

♪ This is the sound
that your heart makes

♪ Like crashing into stone

♪ Takes you down,
like an earthquake

♪ And everything you know

♪ Is shaken, and shattered

♪ Bruised and battered

♪ You're broken, wide open

- Hey, what's wrong?

You alright?

- I don't know.

- What happened?

Like last night, after
the bachelorette party,

you said you passed
out on some lawn?

- It was a whole thing...

Do you have time to talk?

Like, like really talk?

- Yeah, of course, of
course I have time to talk,

if it's important, yeah.

- It is.

- Sure you wanna do this?

- Yeah.

I'm sorry.

♪ That your heart makes

♪ Like crashing into stone

♪ Takes you down,
like an earthquake♪

- This place is really cute.

- Yep, it's a treasure trove
for brides on a budget,

or so I hear.

- Sometimes I say things,
and they come out of my mouth

and they just sound ridiculous.

- Mm, join the club.

- Hey, so I read these
vows that you wrote,

and I took them to heart,

and I asked my
husband for a divorce.

- What?

No, I didn't want--

- It wasn't because of you.

It was a long time coming,

and your words hit
me, like, hard.

But the good news is, is that
we're not getting a divorce.

We're gonna work it out, we're
gonna go through counseling,

but, you know, it took
me threatening divorce

for us to finally talk at all.

- But, I thought your
marriage was so--

- Perfect?

Yeah, so did I, but I
guess I didn't realize

how much work it actually took.

I mean, Preston's been
so busy with his career,

and I've been so
busy telling everyone

how to have their own
perfect marriage that,

I didn't realize how
unhappy I was on my own.

We never spent
any time together.

That's the reason why
we don't have kids.

Maybe that'll change now.

- That's so good,
I hope it does.

- Anyway, I wanted to thank you.

My rules really did need work.

(laughing)

But you really do have
a great grasp on things,

and you're gonna be more
than the perfect bride.

You're gonna be a good wife,
which is much more important.

- Well, I don't know about that.

I actually ended my
engagement last night.

- You did?

- I just, realized Jordan
wasn't the one for me.

It's kinda like you said,
I spent so much time

telling myself how happy I was,

I realized I wasn't
really happy at all.

- So I guess we
really are alike.

(laughing)

Two clueless sister brides.

Well hey, in that case,
you should keep these,

and remember them the next time

you're trying to get married.

Oh, my one wish for you.

- Hi, I'd like to order
a chicken pad thai

and an order of spring rolls.

- Make that two
orders of pad thai.

- Um, actually two
pad thai, mm hmm.

Andy Phillips, five seven
nine Aspendale, thanks.

- [Andy & Felice] I'm sorry.

- I shouldn't have projected
my insecurities on to you.

- We both messed up.

I shouldn't have called
you out so harshly,

especially when I was
the one who got us

into this mess of a boot
camp in the first place.

Oh hey, at least we both
screwed up together, huh?

(laughing)

So, when I went in the restroom,

I couldn't help but notice
Jordan's things were missing.

- Yeah he uh, he moved to a
temporary place near school.

- Honey, I'm so sorry.

- It's just, I couldn't
think of one single moment

in a year and a half,
when I absolutely knew

I had fallen in love with him.

I knew I loved him, but,
I think I got caught up

in the idea of how
perfect he was,

and how perfect we
seemed, that it just...

- Andy, sometimes we fall in
love with the idea of a person

more than we fall in
love with what's really

right in front of us, you know?

You remember that guy,
Jason, in college,

who used to call me--

- Mama lovin.

- I swore I was in
love with him. (laughs)

- But, how did you
know with Troy?

Was it the moment
that you fell in love?

- You know, I'm
not sure, really.

It's really hard to explain.

But what I can say is,
I've never felt like that

with anyone else.

It's kind of like asking,
when did I realize

that you and I would become
best friends for life?

(laughing)

When you know, you just, know.

- Yeah.

Well, about your dress.

- Look, I don't care how
much you fancy up my dress,

because you made
it, and I love it,

and I am going to wear
the hell out of that thing

in six weeks on
my big day, okay?

Aww, you changed it back.

I love it even more this way.

- Yay!

(laughing)

- It's the wine, cheers again.

- Alright, to us.

- To us, and life, and--

- Wine.

- The trees.

- That is so good.

♪ Everything I've waited for

♪ Is standing in front of me and

♪ This is what I'm living for

♪ It's everything I need

♪ This is the sound
that your heart makes

♪ Like crashing into stone

(clapping)
(whistling)

- Yoo hoo!

And now, a few words
from my maid of honor,

seamstress, and the best
friend anyone could ask for,

Miss Andrea Phillips.

(cheering)

- You know, it's funny,
my friendship with Felice.

We are so different,
yet for whatever reason,

maybe simply cause we chose
to be, one in the same.

Ever since we met, she has been

pulling me into
ridiculous schemes.

Most recently, she
dragged me to this thing

called bridal boot camp.

Yeah, (laughs) it's
exactly how it sounds.

They have these
rules you abide by

to become the perfect bride.

But, I think we've all forgotten

what marriage truly means.

Marriage isn't some
lofty ideal of romance,

nor is it some partnership
of convenience.

Instead, it's a
heartfelt decision

made by two people
who choose each other,

despite other options and
the odds against them.

And I know you're thinking,
"Okay, how do we choose right?"

Well, I made some
rules of my own,

that I hope might be of help.

Rule number one,
know your heart.

In every relationship,
each person must know

what's inside their own heart
to be true to the other.

And rule number two,
look good for you,

because it's only when you
love and respect yourself

can you give another a
similar kind of love.

And rule number
three, settle down,

but settle down eventually
and with the right person.

Maybe there is no prince
charming out there but,

if he's right for you, he will
treat you like a princess.

And rule number
four, be engaged.

Don't just be interested,
'cause it's only when

we're engaged in each other's
lives, interests, and needs

can we really grow together.

And rule number five,
stay strong, but
stay strong together,

because when you choose right,

marriage is worth much more
than the work it takes.

Now, I know Felice didn't
take some silly boot camp

to show you the way, it took
finding the right person,

which you did, so
cheers to you both.

To Felice and Troy.

- [Crowd] Cheers!

- Cheers.

(clapping)

(crowd chattering in background)

- That is one gorgeous
dress you designed my dear.

- Well, we'll see how
it does on the market.

- What, what are
you talking about?

- Whitney Walsh wants to
take some of my designs

to the different retail buyers
she knows, so we'll see.

- Oh honey, this is
wonderful, congratulations!

- Sweetie, we're
so proud of you.

- Yeah, nice job sis.

How do you feel about profit
sharing with your baby brother?

- No.

(laughing)

- Come on, let's dance.

- Shall we join them?

- Sure, I'll be
there in a second.

- How's my maid of
honor holding up?

- Good, how are you?

- I'm great, and thank you for
the speech, it was beautiful.

- It's really such a
magical night, isn't it?

Everything looks so beautiful.

- I know. (giggling)

Especially these flower
arrangements, huh?

And, the guy who made them.

(laughing)

- [Andy] What is he doing here?

- I invited him.

You remember that moment
we all talked about?

I can feel it, and it's coming.

- Hi.

- Hello.

- What are you doing here?

- Confession, this time,
I came because of you.

Anyway, I couldn't
just let you do

all of our favorite past
times without me, right?

Cake taste testing, and dancing.

- You are way too nice.

I said some not
nice things to you,

things that I'm very sorry for.

- It's alright, truth
be told, you were right.

I shouldn't have
kept coming around

knowing you were
with someone else,

regardless of
whether my intentions

were of the gentlemanly variety.

But for whatever reason, I just,

couldn't keep myself
away from you.

- Yeah well, admittedly,
it was hard for me too.

There is just...

- Something about us, huh?

- Maybe it's that
we both live in some

magical garden fantasy world?

- Yeah, maybe, maybe. (chuckles)

But hey, there are
worse places to live.

Oh and I heard your speech
earlier, by the way.

It was really just
missing one thing.

- Oh yeah, what's that?

- Be kinda disgusting, but cute.

(laughing)

♪ I'm yours, you're mine

♪ We go together
like stars in the sky

♪ We shine so bright

- Shall we?

- Mm hmm.

♪ I'm yours, you're mine

♪ We go together
like stars in the sky

♪ We shine so bright

♪ Together we can rule the world

♪ In the fall autumn weather

♪ Rain showers all the sky

♪ Once the clouds have faded

♪ The stars seem to magnify

♪ We are losing wind

♪ And it changes in
the blink of an eye

♪ But the truth is within

♪ The love in every one of us

♪ The love in every one of us

♪ The love in every one of us

♪ I'm yours, you're mine

♪ We go together
like stars in the sky

♪ We shine so bright

♪ And I'm yours, you're mine

♪ We go together
like stars in the sky

♪ We shine so bright

♪ We are losing wind

♪ It changes in
a blink of an eye

♪ But the truth is within

♪ The love in every one of us

♪ The love in every one of us

♪ The love in every one of us

♪ I'm yours, you're mine

♪ We go together
like stars in the sky

♪ We shine so bright

♪ I'm yours, you're mine

♪ We go together like
the stars in the sky

♪ We shine so bright

♪ I'm yours, you're mine

♪ We go together
like stars in the sky

♪ We shine so bright

♪ Together we can rule the world

♪ Together we can rule the world

♪ Together we can rule the world

♪ Together we can
rule the world ♪