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If you're a hopeless romantic,
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you probably think love happens
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just like it does in the movies.
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Which makes you a sucker.
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But every once in a while,
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lightning does strike
for some gullible fools.
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I'm so sorry.
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No, no. It's totally okay.
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Okay, good.
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I'm Olivia.
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Hey, watch. Watch.
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- Okay.
- Hey, watch out!
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Oh! Ohhh!
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All right. Guess that means...
shirt off.
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Here we go.
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- You ready?
- Check it up.
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- Okay.
- Oh! Oh!
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Oops.
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Oh. My bad.
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Guess the pants are coming off.
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All right. That should do it.
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Thank you so much.
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That thing has been going off
for three days.
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Beep!
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Beep!
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Beep!
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Oh, no.
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Now my love detector's going off.
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Think I need a recharge.
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These two were in L-O-V-E.
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No wonder Junior thought it was time
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to take the next logical step.
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Hey, you know,
we should move in together.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Yes, I would love to!
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Beep!
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Beep!
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Beep!
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- There it goes again.
- Ooh.
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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Spider came back.
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Ugh. Look at its leg.
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- Get it away from me.
- Ugh!
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- Please, you know, I-I cannot...
- Look, Junior.
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- Look at the leg.
- I don't do spiders!
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- Subs by kinglouisxx -
for www.addic7ed.com
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Good morning, everybody.
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I have got great news...
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- Donuts are on me.
- Whoo!
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Because Olivia and I
are moving in together.
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Why are you booing?
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Why does everyone else get to be happy?
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Well, I didn't boo, son.
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I've been looking forward to
the day you move out
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ever since I saw you throw
a football for the first time.
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Are you sure
you want to do this, Junior?
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Women only show you
the best parts of themselves
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until they trap you.
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That doesn't scare me.
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There's nothing that
I don't want to know about her.
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Are you sure?
When I moved in with my wife,
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I found out a gang of stuff.
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She didn't know how to use chopsticks,
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refused to do laundry...
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and she didn't love me.
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Look, Junior, trust us, okay?
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You do not want to find out
her "feminine secrets."
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If I'd wanted to
know what a tampon was for,
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I would have gone to medical school.
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Okay, thank you, guys, for the advice,
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but what we have is different.
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Sometimes, we just stay up
late at night,
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looking into each other's eyes,
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identifying colors
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- we didn't even know existed.
- Man?
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I always thought my eyes were
green, but it turns out,
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Olivia says they're a minty sage
with gold flecks.
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When I told you that, you called HR.
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Don't let 'em rattle you, Junior.
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I won't. I've got this.
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I just gotta find an apartment.
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Oh. Well, in that case,
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let me give you my card.
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Let me see. Unlicensed taxidermist.
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Freelance blood collector.
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Reverse border coyote.
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Royal food taster.
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Ah! Here we go.
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Charlie Telphy, apartment rentals.
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- Hm.
- Tell you what...
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- I'm only gonna charge you 10% commission.
- All right.
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5% if you can find a place
with a room for Charlie.
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Junior was moving out,
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and there was only one thing left to do.
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- Here we go! Make a toast!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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- Come on! Let's go!
- Okay, okay!
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I gotta shake it!
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What's going on here? What's going on?
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You know, we stopped asking
questions years ago.
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All I know is that he's gonna
let us drink champagne
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- after this, okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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We are not popping champagne
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to celebrate Junior moving in
with Olivia.
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- What? It's not every day...
- Why?
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...that I get to get rid of a son, Bow.
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You know, you're just being a bad sport
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because you're losing your better half.
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No, I'm very happy that they're
moving in with each other.
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I just wish he had more time
to live on his own.
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I mean, think about it...
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- he went from here to college...
- Mm-hmm.
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- ...for three days, then back here...
- Then back here.
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...and then he moved in
with his roommates...
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- ...back here...
- Back here.
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...and now he's moving in
with his girlfriend.
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- You're right, Bow.
- Hm.
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We should change the locks.
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Stop.
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- What?
- I'm serious.
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When I lived on my own, I grew a lot.
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I learned how to be comfortable
being with myself,
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and not having to fill every
moment being with other people.
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But... But... Hold up.
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So, is Junior moving out or not?
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- Yes.
- Look, I'm trying to get estimates
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- to knock down his wall.
- What?
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Jack and I have big plans.
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- Two words... dual Pelotons.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm with that.
- Oh! It's my drywall guy.
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- Your what?
- Hey, yo, Eli!
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- What is good?
- E...
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Let's talk numbers.
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That bid's gonna have to come
down, okay?
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- I'm tired of it.
- Wait, did he get Dad's credit card?
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I already faxed it over.
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- Are you...
- Bow.
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There's nothing you have to
worry about, all right?
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I never lived alone, and I'm fine.
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Oh, you are not fine, Dre.
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You asked if we could be buried
in the same coffin.
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I can't help it if people love
being around me.
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No, no, Dre. You really need to learn
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how to be by yourself.
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You know, when I lived alone,
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I would read a book and have
a cup of tea for hours,
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and I would meditate, and you know what?
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You could do the same.
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You could.
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If you were more of an evolved human.
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But maybe that's just
too much to ask of you.
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- You're crazy.
- Hmm.
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And you got me all wrong.
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Would Beyonc�'s "Me, Myself and I"
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be my favorite song if
I didn't like being by myself?
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In fact, me, myself and Dre...
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...are gonna go drink this champagne.
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- Without you.
- Oh, great.
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All right, then.
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Bastard!
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Oh!
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What the...
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Oh, my g... Oh, my goodness gracious.
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I forgot I... shook it up.
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Ah. Here we are...
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666 Sulphur Canyon Alley.
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Oh, wow, uh, Charlie, this...
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this neighborhood is interesting.
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If you're referring to the smell,
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it's because, until recently,
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it was an unlicensed animal shelter.
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Yeah, Charlie, I d...
I... I don't think so. I...
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I... I don't know.
I think we should see it.
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- Oh. Great.
- Yeah.
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I'll go look for the hide-a-key.
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- Okay.
- Well, it's less of a key
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and more of a screwdriver.
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Hm.
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Okay, we are not living here.
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Well, we should at least look inside.
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Some of these old buildings have
good light or rare tile.
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- Okay, rare tile, huh?
- Yeah.
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Well, maybe we can admire the rare tile
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while we're living in a
500-square-foot staph infection!
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We're on a budget, okay?
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What about the loft downtown?
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You can't just call it a loft
because there was no wall
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separating the bathroom
from the kitchen.
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That's just disgusting.
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The two-bedroom in South LA?
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- South of Wilshire?
- Yes.
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In Los Angeles?
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My dad did not move out of the hood
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just so I could move right back.
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You are really living up to
your name today, aren't you?
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What are you talking about?
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You know, I figured we'd learn
something about each other
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in this process, and I'm learning that
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you're just like your father.
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Oh.
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If I was like my father,
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my favorite Beyonc� song
would be "Daddy Lessons,"
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- not "Me, Myself and I." Okay? You crazy.
- Okay.
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- You got me all wrong, woman.
- Whatever.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I really think we should go inside.
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Standing in one spot for too long
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is a sign of aggression in Little Haiti.
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Can you believe Olivia thinks
I act just like Dad?
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You know, I've been told I'm like Mom
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or I've been told I'm like
a less cool Steve Urkel.
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Someone even said I'm like
if Drake never left "Degrassi."
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- I really hit a nerve with that one, didn't I?
- Yeah, you did.
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- But no one has ever said I'm like Dad.
- Mm.
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What could she have possibly
seen to even think that?
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Well, you must have done something
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for her to feel that way.
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Did you say you wanted one French fry,
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- band then you ate them all?
- Hm.
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No. I pointed out that
she has terrible taste
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and that I don't work my ass off
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to live in a tenement.
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God.
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A Black man can't get away with
anything in this place.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, now I see it, too.
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- Junior, this is bad.
- Mm-hmm.
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There's only one person
who can get away with
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being like Dad, and that's Dad.
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And that's only because
he trapped Mom with five kids.
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Right.
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- Do I really sound that bad?
- Mm.
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I wasn't trying to be a jerk. I just...
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It's really stressful
trying to find a place.
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Blaming your
poor behavior on your stress.
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You're just like Dad.
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- You know what?
- Wow.
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Maybe there's still time to fix this.
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Right?
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I'm not gonna stomp my feet.
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I'm not gonna roll my eyes.
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And I am not gonna overreact.
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I can control myself.
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I'm not gonna be like Dad.
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- Okay. Okay. Oh.
- Right?
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He's gonna be living in his car again.
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- Yeah.
- Man goin' crazy.
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Bow might have thought she was special
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because she could sit alone for
a few minutes,
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but anything Bow could do,
I could do better.
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- Oh, wow. Look at this... a forward!
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, you know, most people skip
over this, but, no, not me.
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When I read a book, I like to
devour it from cover to cover.
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Now, let me see
what Beanie Sigel has to say.
255
00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:25,197
You know you're proving my point, right?
256
00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:27,032
Shh.
257
00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:29,468
Do you mind not disturbing me?
258
00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,303
- I'm trying to read.
- Uh-huh.
259
00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,338
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
260
00:09:32,404 --> 00:09:33,506
Mm-hmm.
261
00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:34,773
- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?
262
00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,143
I rigged a Super Soaker
to shoot foam darts
263
00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,511
and a Nerf gun to shoot water.
264
00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:40,346
Ah. I feel like when Thomas Edison
265
00:09:40,412 --> 00:09:41,647
invented the light switch.
266
00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:43,015
How did you build up enough pressure?
267
00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,785
And... And does the water gun
shoot foam darts one at a time,
268
00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,419
or did you switch it over to full auto?
269
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,122
Oh.
270
00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,357
- You know what, son?
- Yeah.
271
00:09:51,423 --> 00:09:53,192
I really don't have the time
for this right now.
272
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,828
I'm... kind of enjoying some alone time.
273
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:57,463
- Oh. Okay.
- All right. Thank you.
274
00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,367
Mm.
275
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,007
You know, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna need a bookmark.
276
00:10:08,073 --> 00:10:10,409
You know, I'm probably gonna
finish this in one sitting,
277
00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:11,810
but, you know, just in case.
278
00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,479
Oh. Look at this.
279
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,916
An unpaid bill for our property tax.
280
00:10:16,982 --> 00:10:18,410
Ah. Perfect.
281
00:10:18,435 --> 00:10:20,003
You're ridiculous, Dre.
282
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,724
I'm gonna go read on a freeway on-ramp,
283
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:28,260
because that is
a quieter place than here.
284
00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:31,397
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
285
00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,434
Oh, wow.
286
00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,770
Yeah, thanks for agreeing
to see this one.
287
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,906
I know it's not our dream,
but I think it has potential.
288
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,908
I'm sure it's gonna be great.
289
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,610
This place has lots of amenities...
290
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,012
a kitchen, walls, windows that close,
291
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:48,481
ceilings in every room.
292
00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,149
Yeah, it's really spacious.
293
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,618
And... And I know it's got
a view of the liquor store
294
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:55,154
with the neon clown on top, but...
295
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:58,090
We'll just get some, uh,
blackout curtains.
296
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:58,858
Problem solved.
297
00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,092
Are you sure?
298
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,961
Totally sure, babe.
299
00:11:02,027 --> 00:11:03,262
Okay.
300
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,966
And I know it's also
super beige, but we can paint.
301
00:11:07,032 --> 00:11:08,134
You can't paint.
302
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,269
So, we get some plants to
warm it up. No problem.
303
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,004
You should get a Venus flytrap.
304
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:15,040
And if there's such thing
as a Venus roach-trap,
305
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,375
you should get one of those, too.
306
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,644
- Yep.
- Okay, I like it.
307
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:21,781
But what do you think? And be honest.
308
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,282
Honestly?
309
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,351
I am totally down with whatever
310
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:27,052
puts a smile this big on your face.
311
00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:29,021
- Aww.
- Charlie, we'll take it.
312
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,623
Won't he do it?
313
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:33,325
And they said I couldn't rent
a place where someone died.
314
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,462
Oh.
315
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,532
I was determined to prove Bow wrong.
316
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,535
The only problem was books are dumb.
317
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,904
They're basically spoilers for movies.
318
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,840
It was time to find my own way
of being alone.
319
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:51,010
Yeah, like communing with
the spirit of music.
320
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:58,184
Sometimes, music is dumb, too.
321
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,586
I need to immerse myself in nature.
322
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:10,529
Perfect.
323
00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:14,461
Diane! Jack!
324
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:17,570
Come see what I did to
this little-ass tree!
325
00:12:20,665 --> 00:12:22,733
Bow?!
326
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:26,011
Mama?!
327
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,913
Janine?!
328
00:12:32,004 --> 00:12:34,019
Turned out Bow was right.
329
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:38,257
No matter what I tried,
I couldn't enjoy being alone.
330
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:45,036
Now, we're gonna need your
first month's and last month's rent.
331
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,866
- Okay.
- We would need a credit score,
332
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,434
but nobody in the building has credit,
333
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,503
so you're good to go on that.
334
00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:53,005
- Of course.
- Oh, this is so exciting.
335
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,107
Okay, okay.
336
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:58,035
All we have to do is sign these papers
337
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,278
and the place is ours.
338
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,514
Yep.
339
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,349
All we have to do is sign this lease.
340
00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:04,208
- Yes.
- All right.
341
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:07,052
Yep. So...
342
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,954
- Mm.
- Mm.
343
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,222
Mm.
344
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,158
Do you want me to sign it first?
345
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:13,192
No, no, no, no. I got it.
346
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,361
It's just a...
It's a simple, two-page lease.
347
00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:16,862
I just... I want to review it
348
00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:18,591
to make sure we don't have to have
a lawyer look at it. You know?
349
00:13:18,656 --> 00:13:21,259
Oh, no, no. It's your standard
slumlord agreement.
350
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,401
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
351
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,236
- Yeah.
- Right.
352
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,238
Oh. Oh, no.
353
00:13:26,297 --> 00:13:29,167
Is this a blue pen? Ugh.
354
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,043
I feel like we have to sign in black
355
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,711
to make things legal
and binding, of course.
356
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,880
Oh.
357
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,715
Okay, Junior, what's going on?
358
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,821
I cannot live in that dump!
359
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,190
- What?
- All the trees in that neighborhood
360
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,558
were cellphone towers,
361
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,227
and they still had rats living in them.
362
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,229
I'm sorry if I'm acting like my dad,
363
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,665
but my dad takes great care
of our family,
364
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,200
and he has great taste.
365
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,335
You know, there's a reason that
I'm named after him,
366
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,870
and that's because ain't no Johnson
367
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,839
staying up in that apartment.
368
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,211
Wow.
369
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:08,395
I'll tell you... moving in
together is never easy.
370
00:14:08,441 --> 00:14:11,282
- Mm.
- That's why I recommend...
371
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,553
Charlie Telphy's
relationship counseling.
372
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,755
Oh, sorry. That says "cognac sommelier."
373
00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,376
Sorry about that.
374
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,095
Check this out.
375
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,929
Would you be okay living in an apartment
376
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:28,033
with a 20-foot neon clown
outside your window?
377
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,936
Unless I was a fugitive, absolutely not.
378
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:34,339
And would you be okay living
in a fifth-story walk-up
379
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:36,175
just to save 20 bucks a month?
380
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:39,044
I didn't move out of the hood
just to move right back into it.
381
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:43,782
Thank you! Olivia's just so full
of bad apartment ideas.
382
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,350
- Mm.
- I had to let her know what's up.
383
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,994
Just like you would.
384
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,787
Guess I'm just a chip off the old block.
385
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,956
Ha! The hell you are.
386
00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:53,365
- What?
- Come on, son.
387
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,194
You're nothing like me.
388
00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:57,796
But... But I-I-I put my foot down.
389
00:14:57,863 --> 00:14:58,897
I-I pouted.
390
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:03,035
I was so full of false
confidence for no reason.
391
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:06,238
I-I even honked at a church bus
on the way home.
392
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,173
It was a very Dre Johnson moment.
393
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,708
Yeah. But you probably felt bad
394
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,510
after you did what you did, huh?
395
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,046
Which is nothing like me.
396
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:18,484
Son... you're compassionate,
you're kind,
397
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:22,354
your heart is usually
in the right place.
398
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,556
Those are the things that
Olivia likes about you,
399
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,091
and so do I.
400
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,048
Hell, sometimes I wish
I could be more like you.
401
00:15:28,073 --> 00:15:29,093
Really?
402
00:15:29,118 --> 00:15:32,121
Yes. It would do wonders
for my blood pressure.
403
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,699
Wow.
404
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,200
I really made a fool of myself.
405
00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:41,006
Sometimes, our partners see things in us
406
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:44,743
that we can't see in ourselves,
which makes us defensive.
407
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:48,059
If it were me, I would
dig in deep and make it worse.
408
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:49,798
But don't be like me.
409
00:15:49,873 --> 00:15:54,043
All right? You have a chance to be
a new kind of Johnson.
410
00:15:55,912 --> 00:15:57,247
You're right.
411
00:15:57,313 --> 00:15:59,115
I'm gonna go back over there.
412
00:15:59,182 --> 00:16:02,252
Hey, you know, Dad, you can change, too.
413
00:16:02,318 --> 00:16:03,820
You just have to brush up on
414
00:16:03,887 --> 00:16:08,091
some nurturing and listening techniques.
415
00:16:08,158 --> 00:16:09,325
Nah.
416
00:16:09,392 --> 00:16:10,794
I got a good thing going.
417
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:11,861
I don't want to mess it up.
418
00:16:11,928 --> 00:16:13,997
Okay.
419
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,111
Damn it, they're beautiful.
420
00:16:28,178 --> 00:16:30,780
I bought the most apologetic
bouquet they had.
421
00:16:30,847 --> 00:16:32,048
They call it the Tiger Woods.
422
00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:34,984
All right, come on in.
423
00:16:38,688 --> 00:16:41,324
Look, I'm sorry about the way I acted.
424
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,026
When you said I was acting like my dad,
425
00:16:43,092 --> 00:16:46,396
just... something
short-circuited in my brain.
426
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,532
Let's just say there are certain
aspects of his personality
427
00:16:49,599 --> 00:16:52,001
that I consciously try not to lean into.
428
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:54,838
Well, to be honest, I've seen enough of
429
00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:56,206
you and your father together
430
00:16:56,272 --> 00:16:57,974
to know that I was pushing a button.
431
00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:02,479
So, I guess our apartment search
432
00:17:02,545 --> 00:17:04,747
is right back where it started.
433
00:17:04,814 --> 00:17:06,015
Yep.
434
00:17:06,082 --> 00:17:08,485
It's gonna be hard to find
the perfect place
435
00:17:08,551 --> 00:17:10,420
that we can afford,
436
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:14,557
where we can still cuddle and
watch reality TV on the couch.
437
00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:19,329
And make our special dinners
in a kitchen with an island
438
00:17:19,395 --> 00:17:20,897
and cuddle in bed
439
00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:23,233
and do New York Times crossword puzzles
440
00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:26,836
on a Sunday morning, like we do here.
441
00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:29,439
I know we wanted to find a new
place to make a fresh start,
442
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,875
but do you just want to move in here?
443
00:17:31,941 --> 00:17:34,777
- Yes, please.
- Okay.
444
00:17:34,844 --> 00:17:35,912
Okay.
445
00:17:35,979 --> 00:17:36,913
Just like in the movies,
446
00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:39,507
Junior and Olivia hit a little snag.
447
00:17:39,582 --> 00:17:42,519
Luckily, with a little wisdom from Dad,
448
00:17:42,585 --> 00:17:44,687
their love conquered all.
449
00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:48,958
It's just the kind of sappy
ending you suckers eat up.
450
00:17:50,159 --> 00:17:52,028
- Hello.
- Hey.
451
00:17:52,095 --> 00:17:53,129
Hi.
452
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:56,372
- Well, in case you are wondering...
- Mm.
453
00:17:56,432 --> 00:17:58,234
- ...I had a great day.
- Oh.
454
00:17:58,301 --> 00:18:03,406
I found a peace that one only
gets from being... alone.
455
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,607
Mm.
456
00:18:04,674 --> 00:18:05,608
You hated it, didn't you?
457
00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:07,076
I did.
458
00:18:07,143 --> 00:18:10,213
You know, even though I found
out I'm a bonsai master...
459
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,714
...I couldn't even really enjoy it
460
00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:14,217
because I couldn't share it
with the people that I love.
461
00:18:14,284 --> 00:18:16,085
Aww, that's so sweet.
462
00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:17,754
You know, it's kind of on me, Dre.
463
00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:19,122
I can't expect you to do something
464
00:18:19,188 --> 00:18:21,348
- you don't have the discipline to do.
- Mm.
465
00:18:21,373 --> 00:18:23,059
- It's like a dog.
- Hey...
466
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:25,094
You know, you can't ask a dog
to not eat the treats
467
00:18:25,161 --> 00:18:26,663
and then leave the treats on the table.
468
00:18:26,729 --> 00:18:28,798
- It's a dog.
- Mm.
469
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,928
Are you looking at your phone?
470
00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:36,072
- No.
- I can't believe you.
471
00:18:36,139 --> 00:18:38,942
- You are a dog, too.
- No, I'm not.
472
00:18:39,008 --> 00:18:40,076
- Yes, you are.
- I'm not.
473
00:18:40,143 --> 00:18:42,412
- Mm-hmm.
- I just... I...
474
00:18:42,478 --> 00:18:44,581
I'm not good at being alone anymore.
475
00:18:44,647 --> 00:18:46,482
Babe, you are not alone.
476
00:18:46,549 --> 00:18:47,817
I am alone, Dre.
477
00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:50,119
I only have like
15 followers on Instagram,
478
00:18:50,186 --> 00:18:51,688
and it's just hard.
479
00:18:51,754 --> 00:18:55,124
It's hard being alone
by yourself with your thoughts.
480
00:18:55,191 --> 00:18:57,193
- I used to be so good at it.
- Mm.
481
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:58,628
But now I can't even enjoy myself
482
00:18:58,695 --> 00:18:59,929
because all I'm thinking about
483
00:18:59,996 --> 00:19:02,198
is how terrible it is in the world
484
00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:04,167
and how, when we die,
485
00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:07,537
we are gonna be forgotten
within two generations.
486
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,639
And that's why I don't want to be alone.
487
00:19:09,706 --> 00:19:11,623
I don't want to think about
that stuff, either.
488
00:19:11,674 --> 00:19:12,976
I have dark thoughts, Bow.
489
00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:14,811
You have dark thoughts?
490
00:19:14,878 --> 00:19:17,313
Left to my own devices,
all I think about
491
00:19:17,371 --> 00:19:18,839
is the fact that
you're gonna die before me
492
00:19:18,915 --> 00:19:20,850
and what a hassle it's gonna be
for me to start dating.
493
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:23,119
Is that what you think about
when you drink this tea?
494
00:19:23,186 --> 00:19:25,363
If I'm not listening to a podcast, yes.
495
00:19:25,388 --> 00:19:26,398
Okay, you know what?
496
00:19:26,423 --> 00:19:28,491
We both are bad at being alone,
497
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:33,663
so maybe you and me should see
how things go being together.
498
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:34,798
Hm.
499
00:19:34,864 --> 00:19:36,366
You want to rewatch "A Different World"?
500
00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:38,868
Yes, I do, because
when I stopped talking,
501
00:19:38,935 --> 00:19:42,472
all I was thinking about was
the polar ice caps melting.
502
00:19:42,539 --> 00:19:43,973
I need a palate cleanser.
503
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,009
Can we skip the first season?
504
00:19:46,075 --> 00:19:48,174
'Cause it only got good once it
turned into a Black college.
505
00:19:48,199 --> 00:19:49,212
- Right?
- Yeah.
506
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:50,713
Hey, you want to see how
I pruned the hell
507
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:52,682
- out of this little-ass tree?
- I do, I do, I do.
508
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:54,208
All right. I gotta dig it
out of the trash can,
509
00:19:54,284 --> 00:19:55,916
- but I got it.
- You threw it away?
510
00:19:58,003 --> 00:20:00,946
? I can't believe I believed ?
511
00:20:01,004 --> 00:20:03,661
? Everything we had would last ?
512
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,515
? So young and naive for me ?
513
00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:09,677
? To think she was from your past ?
514
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:15,517
? Silly of me to dream of
one day having your kids ?
515
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,784
? Love is so blind ?
516
00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:21,022
? It feels right when it's wrong ?
517
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:24,459
? I can't believe I fell
for your schemes ?
518
00:20:24,526 --> 00:20:26,961
? I'm smarter than that ?
519
00:20:27,028 --> 00:20:30,632
? So dumb and naive to believe
that with me ?
520
00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:32,567
? You're a changed man ?
521
00:20:32,634 --> 00:20:35,069
? Foolish of me to compete ?
522
00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:38,039
? When you cheat with loose women ?
523
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:43,478
? It took me some time,
but now I moved on ?
524
00:20:43,545 --> 00:20:45,079
? Because I realized I got ?
525
00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:46,748
? Me, myself and I ?
526
00:20:46,815 --> 00:20:48,883
? That's all I got in the end ?
527
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:50,285
? That's what I found out ?
528
00:20:50,351 --> 00:20:52,453
? And it ain't no need to cry ?
529
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,122
? I took a vow that from now on ?
530
00:20:54,189 --> 00:20:56,090
? I'm gon' be my own best friend ?
531
00:20:56,157 --> 00:20:57,258
Whoa.
532
00:20:57,325 --> 00:20:58,660
Hey.
533
00:20:58,726 --> 00:21:00,528
Hey.
534
00:21:01,529 --> 00:21:03,097
What are you doing?
535
00:21:03,164 --> 00:21:05,066
Uh... nothing.
536
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,267
Huh.
537
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:09,571
What are you doing?
538
00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:11,039
Nothing.
539
00:21:12,073 --> 00:21:14,025
- Okay.
- Cool.
540
00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:15,074
Yeah. It's cool.
541
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,656
? A thousand times ?
542
00:21:16,695 --> 00:21:19,172
? I have cried so many times ?
543
00:21:19,218 --> 00:21:21,907
? I can't regret time spent with you ?
544
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:22,782
? I can't... ?
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