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Dre:
If you're a hopeless romantic,
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you probably think love happens
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just like it does in
the movies.
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Which makes you a sucker.
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But every once in a while,
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lightning does strike
for some gullible fools.
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I'm so sorry.
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No, no.
It's totally okay.
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Okay, good.
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♪ Ba ba ba ba
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I'm Olivia.♪ You're just too good to
be true ♪
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♪ Can't take my eyes
off of you ♪Hey, watch. Watch.
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-Okay.
-Hey, watch out!
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Oh!
Ohhh!
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Alright. Guess that means...
shirt off.
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♪ At long last,
love has arrived ♪
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Here we go.
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You ready?
Check it up.
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Okay.
Oh! Oh!
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Oops.
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Oh. My bad.
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Guess the pants are
coming off.
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♪ Unh, unh
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♪ Unh, unh, unh
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♪ I need you, baby
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♪ If it's quite alright
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♪ I need you, baby
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♪ To warm the lonely nights
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♪ I love you, baby
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♪ Trust in me when I say
okay ♪
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♪ It's okay
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♪ Oh, pretty baby
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♪ Don't let me down, I pray
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♪ Oh, pretty baby
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♪ Now that I've found you,
stay ♪
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Alright.
That should do it.
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[ Sighs ]
Thank you so much.
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That thing has been going off
for three days.
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Beep!
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Oh, no.
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Now my love detector's
going off.
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Think I need
a recharge.
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These two were in L-O-V-E.
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No wonder Junior thought
it was time
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to take the next logical step.
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Hey, you know,
we should move in together.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Yes,
I would love to!
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Beep!
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Beep!
Ooh!
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Beep!
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There it goes again.
Ooh.
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[ Gasps ] Ooh!
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Oh!
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Spider came back.
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Ugh. Look at its leg.
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Get it away from me.
Ugh!
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Please, you know,
I-I cannot -- Look, Junior.
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-Look at the leg.
-I don't do spiders!
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Junior: Good morning,
everybody.
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I have got great news --
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Donuts are on me.
Whoo!
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Because Olivia and I
are moving in together.
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[ Booing ]
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Why are you booing?
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Why does everyone else
get to be happy?
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Well, I didn't boo,
son.
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I've been looking forward tothe day you move out
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ever since I saw you throwa football for the first time.
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Stevens: Are you sure
you want to do this, Junior?
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Women only show youthe best parts of themselves
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until they trap you.
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That doesn't scare me.
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There's nothing that
I don't want to know about her.
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Are you sure?
When I moved in with my wife,
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I found out a gang of stuff.
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She didn't know how to use
chopsticks,
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refused to do laundry...
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and she didn't love me.
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Look, Junior,
trust us, okay?
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You do not want to find outher "feminine secrets."
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[ Chuckles ] If I'd wanted to
know what a tampon was for,
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I would have gone tomedical school.
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Okay, thank you, guys,
for the advice,
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but what we have
is different.
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Sometimes, we just stay up
late at night,
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looking into
each other's eyes,
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identifying colors
-we didn't even know existed. -Man?
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I always thought my eyes were
green, but it turns out,
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Olivia says they're a minty sagewith gold flecks.
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When I told you that,
you called HR.
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-Don't let 'em rattle you,
-Junior.
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I won't.
I've got this.
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I just gotta find
an apartment.
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Oh.
Well, in that case,
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let me give you my card.
[ Chuckles ]
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Let me see.
Unlicensed taxidermist.
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Freelance blood collector.
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Reverse border coyote.
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Royal food taster.
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Ah! Here we go.
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Charlie Telphy,
apartment rentals.
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-Hm.
-Tell you what --
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I'm only gonna charge you
-10% commission. -Alright.
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5% if you can find a place
with a room for Charlie.
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[ Laughs ][ Chuckles ]
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Junior was moving out,
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and there was only one thing
left to do.
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-Diane: Here we go!
-Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Make a toast!
-Come on! Let's go! -Okay, okay!
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[ Groaning ]
I gotta shake it!
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What's going on here?
What's going on?
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You know, we stopped askingquestions years ago.
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All I know is that he's gonna
let us drink champagne
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after this, okay?
Mm-hmm.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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We are not popping champagne
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to celebrate Junior moving in
with Olivia.
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What?
It's not every day ...y?
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...that I get to
get rid of a son, Bow.
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You know, you're just
being a bad sport
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because you're losing
your better half.
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No, I'm very happy that they're
-moving in with each other. -Mm.
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I just wish he had more time
to live on his own.
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I mean, think about it --
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he went from here
to college -- Mm-hmm.
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...for three days,
then back here ...en back here.
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...and then he moved inwith his roommates, back here ...ck here.
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...and now he's moving inwith his girlfriend.
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-You're right, Bow.
-Hm.
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We should change
the locks.
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Stop.
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What?
I'm serious.
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When I lived on my own,
I grew a lot.
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I learned how to be comfortable
being with myself,
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and not having to fill every
moment being with other people.
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But -- But -- Hold up.
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So, is Junior moving out
or not?
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Yes.
Look, I'm trying to get estimates
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to knock down
-his wall. -Rainbow: What?
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Jack and I have
big plans.
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-Two words --dual Pelotons.
-Mm-hmm.
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I'm with that.[ Cellphone ringing ]
Oh! It's my drywall guy.
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-Your what?
-Hey, yo, Eli!
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What is good?
E--
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Let's talk numbers.
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That bid's gonna have to come
down, okay?
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-I'm tired of it.
-Wait, did he getDad's credit card?
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I already faxed it over.
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Are you --
Bow.
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There's nothing you have to
worry about, alright?
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I never lived alone,
and I'm fine.
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[ Chuckling ]
Oh, you are not fine, Dre.
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You asked if we could be buriedin the same coffin.
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I can't help it if people love
being around me.
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-No, no, Dre.
-You really need to learn
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how to be by yourself.
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You know,
when I lived alone,
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I would read a book and havea cup of tea for hours,
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and I would meditate,and you know what?
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You could do the same.
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You could.
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If you were more of
an evolved human.
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But maybe that's justtoo much to ask of you.
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You're crazy.
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Hmm.
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And you got me all wrong.
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Would Beyoncé's
"Me, Myself and I"
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be my favorite song if
I didn't like being by myself?
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In fact,
me, myself and Dre...
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[ Glasses clinking ]
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...are gonna go drink
this champagne.
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Without you.
Oh, great.
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Alright, then.
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[ Cork pops ]
Bastard!
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Oh!
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What the --
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Oh, my g--
Oh, my goodness gracious.
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♪
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I forgot I...
shook it up.
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[ Dogs barking in distance ]
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Ah. Here we are --
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666 Sulphur Canyon Alley.[ Siren wailing in distance ]
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Oh, wow,
uh, Charlie, this --
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this neighborhood is
interesting.
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If you're referring to
the smell,
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it's because,
until recently,
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it was an unlicensed
animal shelter.
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Yeah, Charlie, I d--
I -- I don't think so. I...
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I -- I don't know.
I think we should see it.
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Oh. Great.
Yeah.
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I'll go look for
the hide-a-key.
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-Okay.
-Well, it's less of a key
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and more of a screwdriver.
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Hm.
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Okay, we are not
living here.
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Well, we should at least
look inside.
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Some of these old buildings have
good light or rare tile.
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Okay, rare tile, huh?
Yeah.
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Well, maybe we can admire
the rare tile
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while we're living in a
500-square-foot staph infection!
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We're on a budget,
okay?
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What about
the loft downtown?
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You can't just call it a loft
because there was no wall
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separating the bathroom
from the kitchen.
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That's just disgusting.
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The two-bedroom
in South LA?
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South of Wilshire?
Yes.
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In Los Angeles?
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My dad did not move
out of the hood
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just so I could
move right back.
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You are really living up to
your name today, aren't you?
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What are you
talking about?
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You know, I figured we'd learn
something about each other
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in this process,
and I'm learning that
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you're just like
your father.
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Oh.
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If I was like
my father,
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my favorite Beyoncé song
would be "Daddy Lessons,"
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not "Me, Myself and I."
Okay? You crazy. Okay.
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You got me all wrong,
woman. Whatever.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
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I really think we should
go inside.
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Standing in one spot
for too long
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is a sign of aggression
in Little Haiti.
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[ Dog barking in distance ][ Sighs ]
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Can you believe Olivia thinks
I act just like Dad?
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You know, I've been told
I'm like Mom
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or I've been told I'm like
a less cool Steve Urkel.
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Someone even said I'm like
if Drake never left "Degrassi."
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-[ Chuckles ] I really hita nerve with that one, didn't I?
-Yeah, you did.
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But no one has ever said
I'm like Dad. Mm.
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What could she have possibly
seen to even think that?
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Well, you must have
done something
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for her to feel
that way.
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Did you say you wanted
one French fry,
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and then
you ate them all? Hm.
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No. I pointed out that
she has terrible taste
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and that I don't
work my ass off
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to live in
a tenement.
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God.
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A Black man can't get away with
anything in this place.
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-Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, now I see it, too.
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-Junior, this is bad.
-Mm-hmm.
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There's only one person
who can get away with
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being like Dad,
and that's Dad.
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And that's only because
he trapped Mom with five kids.
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Right.
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-Do I really soundthat bad?
-Mm.
251
00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,249
I wasn't trying to
be a jerk. I just --
252
00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,556
It's really stressful
trying to find a place.
253
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,124
[ Gasps ] Blaming your
poor behavior on your stress.
254
00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,865
[ Exhales sharply ]
You're just like Dad.
255
00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:38,909
-You know what?
-Wow.
256
00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,345
Maybe there's still time
to fix this.
257
00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,564
Right? [ Chuckles ]
258
00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,218
I'm not gonna
stomp my feet.
259
00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,437
I'm not gonna
roll my eyes.
260
00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,570
And I am not
gonna overreact.
261
00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,703
I can control myself.
262
00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:51,443
I'm not gonna be like Dad.
263
00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,445
Okay.
Okay. Oh. Right?
264
00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,883
♪
265
00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,275
He's gonna be living in
his car again.
266
00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,842
Yeah.
Man goin' crazy.
267
00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:01,062
[ Car engine revving
on video game]
268
00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,064
Dre: Bow might have thought
she was special
269
00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:06,110
because she could sit alone for a few minutes,
270
00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:09,984
but anything Bow could do,
I could do better.
271
00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:13,553
Oh, wow. Look at this --
a forward! Oh, my God.
272
00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:17,208
Oh, you know, most people skip
over this, but, no, not me.
273
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:22,039
When I read a book, I like to
devour it from cover to cover.
274
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,781
Now, let me see
what Beanie Sigel has to say.
275
00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:25,913
You know you're proving
my point, right?
276
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,741
Shh.
277
00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:30,178
Do you mind
not disturbing me?
278
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,006
I'm trying to read.
Uh-huh.
279
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,050
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
280
00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,225
Jack: [ Sighs ]
Mm-hmm.
281
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,531
Hey, Dad.
Yeah?
282
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,620
I rigged a Super Soaker
to shoot foam darts
283
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,230
and a Nerf gun to shoot water.
284
00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,058
Ah. I feel like
when Thomas Edison
285
00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,364
invented the light switch.
286
00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,061
How did you build up
enough pressure?
287
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,498
And -- And does the water gun
shoot foam darts one at a time,
288
00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:47,848
or did you switch it over to
full auto?
289
00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:50,807
Oh.
290
00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,156
You know what, son?
Yeah.
291
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,897
I really don't have the time
for this right now.
292
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,508
I'm...kind of enjoying
some alone time.
293
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,858
Oh. Okay.
Alright. Thank you.
294
00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,773
[ Chuckles ]
295
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,036
Mm.
296
00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,907
[ Sighs ]
297
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,651
You know, I'm gonna --
I'm gonna need a bookmark.
298
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,088
You know, I'm probably gonna
finish this in one sitting,
299
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,220
but, you know,
just in case.
300
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,135
Oh. Look at this.
301
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:17,355
An unpaid bill
for our property tax.
302
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,140
Ah. Perfect.
303
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,532
You're ridiculous, Dre.
304
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,494
I'm gonna go read on
a freeway on-ramp,
305
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:29,019
because that is
a quieter place than here.
306
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:32,153
[ Spoon clinking against cup ]
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
307
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,372
[ Baby cries in distance ]
308
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,200
[ Chuckling ] Oh, wow.
309
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,507
Yeah, thanks for agreeing
to see this one.
310
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,379
I know it's not our dream,
but I think it has potential.
311
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,643
I'm sure
it's gonna be great.
312
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,340
This place has lots of
amenities --
313
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,516
a kitchen, walls,
windows that close,
314
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,213
ceilings in every room.
315
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,867
Yeah,
it's really spacious.
316
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,348
And -- And I know it's got
a view of the liquor store
317
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,872
with the neon clown on top,
but --
318
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:58,570
We'll just get some, uh,
blackout curtains.
319
00:10:58,614 --> 00:10:59,354
Problem solved.
320
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:00,703
Are you sure?
321
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,444
Totally sure, babe.
322
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,228
Okay.
323
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:07,449
-And I know it's alsosuper beige, but we can paint.
-Mm-hmm.
324
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,059
You can't paint.
325
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,974
So, we get some plants to
warm it up. No problem.
326
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,976
You should get
a Venus flytrap.
327
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,762
And if there's such thing
as a Venus roach-trap,
328
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,111
you should get one of those,
too.
329
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,330
Yep.
Okay, I like it.
330
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,203
But what do you think?
And be honest.
331
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,944
Honestly?
332
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,033
I am totally down
with whatever
333
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,730
puts a smile this big
on your face.
334
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,732
Aww. [ Chuckles ]
Charlie, we'll take it.
335
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,299
Won't he do it?
336
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,997
And they said I couldn't rent
a place where someone died.
337
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,346
♪
338
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,131
Oh.
339
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,960
I was determined
to prove Bow wrong.
340
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,224
The only problem was
books are dumb.
341
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,617
They're basically spoilers
for movies.
342
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:48,533
It was time to find my own way
of being alone.
343
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,449
Yeah, like communing with
the spirit of music.
344
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:55,671
[ Strumming single notes ]
345
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,848
Sometimes, music is dumb, too.
346
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,155
I need to immerse myself
in nature.
347
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,156
♪ Oh
348
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:07,901
♪
349
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:11,165
Perfect.
350
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:15,212
Diane! Jack!
351
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:18,041
Come see what I did to
this little-ass tree!
352
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,220
Bow?!
353
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:26,528
Mama?!
354
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,399
Janine?!
355
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,923
♪
356
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,577
[ Whimpers ]
357
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,797
Turned out Bow was right.
358
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:38,975
No matter what I tried,
I couldn't enjoy being alone.
359
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:39,976
[ Planter shatters ]
360
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:46,069
-Now, we're gonna need your firstmonth's and last month's rent.
-Okay.
361
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,592
We would need
a credit score,
362
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,116
but nobody in the building
has credit,
363
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,205
so you're good to go
on that.
364
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,468
-Of course.
-Oh, this is so exciting.
365
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,643
[ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckles ]
366
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:55,775
Okay, okay.
367
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,516
All we have to do is
sign these papers
368
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,953
and the place is ours.
369
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,216
Yep.
[ Chuckles ]
370
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,044
All we have to do is
sign this lease.
371
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:04,827
Yes.
Alright.
372
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,525
Yep. So...
373
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,920
Mm.
374
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,617
Do you want me
to sign it first?
375
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,923
No, no, no, no.
I got it.
376
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,056
It's just a --
It's a simple, two-page lease.
377
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,622
I just --
I want to review it
378
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,320
to make sure we don't have to
have a lawyer look at it.
379
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,931
-You know?
-Oh, no, no. It's your standard slumlord agreement.
380
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,063
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
381
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,673
Yeah.
Right.
382
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,893
Oh. Oh, no.
383
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,852
Is this a blue pen?
Ugh.
384
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,723
I feel like we have to
sign in black
385
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,116
to make things legal
and binding, of course.
386
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,553
Oh.
387
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,120
Okay, Junior,
what's going on?
388
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,473
I cannot live in
that dump!
389
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,867
-What?
-All the trees in that neighborhood
390
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,216
were cellphone towers,
391
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,653
and they still had rats
living in them.
392
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,873
I'm sorry
if I'm acting like my dad,
393
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,310
but my dad takes great care
of our family,
394
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,877
and he has great taste.
395
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,966
You know, there's a reason that
I'm named after him,
396
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,533
and that's because
ain't no Johnson
397
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,230
staying up in
that apartment.
398
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,364
[ Door opens, closes ]
399
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,845
Wow.
[ Sighs ]
400
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:09,152
I'll tell you -- moving in
together is never easy.
401
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,676
Mm.
That's why I recommend...
402
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,158
Charlie Telphy's
relationship counseling.
403
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,117
Oh, sorry. That says
"cognac sommelier."
404
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,553
Sorry about that.
405
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,645
Check this out.
406
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:24,951
Would you be okay
living in an apartment
407
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:28,693
with a 20-foot neon clown
outside your window?
408
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,827
Unless I was a fugitive,
absolutely not.
409
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,222
And would you be okay living
in a fifth-story walk-up
410
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,050
just to save
20 bucks a month?
411
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,922
I didn't move out of the hood
just to move right back into it.
412
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:44,622
Thank you! Olivia's just so full
of bad apartment ideas.
413
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,189
Mm.
I had to let her know what's up.
414
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,799
[ Chuckles ]
Just like you would.
415
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,366
Guess I'm just a chip off
the old block.
416
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,542
Ha! The hell you are.
417
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,197
What?
Come on, son.
418
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,025
You're nothing like me.
419
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,375
But -- But I-I-I put
my foot down.
420
00:14:58,419 --> 00:14:59,986
I-I pouted.
421
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:03,903
I was so full of false
confidence for no reason.
422
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:07,080
I-I even honked at a church bus
on the way home.
423
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,995
It was a very Dre Johnson
moment.
424
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,561
Yeah. But you
probably felt bad
425
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,346
after you did
what you did, huh?
426
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,914
Which is nothing like me.
427
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:19,309
Son...you're compassionate,
you're kind,
428
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:23,183
your heart is usually
in the right place.
429
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,098
Those are the things that
Olivia likes about you,
430
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,926
and so do I.
431
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,841
-Hell, sometimes I wishI could be more like you.
-Really?
432
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,932
Yes. It would do wonders
for my blood pressure.
433
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,498
Wow.
434
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,978
I really made a fool
of myself.
435
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,284
[ Exhales sharply ]
436
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,810
Sometimes, our partners see
things in us
437
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:45,553
that we can't see in ourselves,
which makes us defensive.
438
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,991
If it were me, I would
dig in deep and make it worse.
439
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,993
But don't be like me.
440
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:54,692
Alright? You have a chance to be
a new kind of Johnson.
441
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,131
You're right.
442
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,002
I'm gonna go
back over there.
443
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:03,136
Hey, you know, Dad,
you can change, too.
444
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,746
You just have to
brush up on
445
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:08,706
some nurturing and
listening techniques.
446
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,186
Nah.
447
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,666
I got a good thing going.
448
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:12,493
I don't want to
mess it up.
449
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,886
Okay.[ Both laugh ]
450
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,584
[ Knock on door ]
451
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,545
♪
452
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:28,988
Damn it,
they're beautiful.
453
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,381
I bought the most apologetic
bouquet they had.
454
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,948
They call it
the Tiger Woods.
455
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,603
[ Sighs ]
Alright, come on in.
456
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,175
Look, I'm sorry about
the way I acted.
457
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:43,915
When you said
I was acting like my dad,
458
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:47,223
just -- something
short-circuited in my brain.
459
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:50,357
Let's just say there are certain
aspects of his personality
460
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,837
that I consciously try
not to lean into.
461
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,405
Well, to be honest,
I've seen enough of
462
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,059
you and
your father together
463
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,800
to know that I was
pushing a button.
464
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,584
[ Chuckles ]
465
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,283
So, I guess
our apartment search
466
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,328
is right back
where it started.
467
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,851
Yep.
468
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,289
It's gonna be hard to find
the perfect place
469
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,247
that we can afford,
470
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:15,382
where we can still cuddle and
watch reality TV on the couch.
471
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:20,126
And make our special dinners
in a kitchen with an island
472
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,736
and cuddle in bed
473
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,086
and do New York Times
crossword puzzles
474
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,655
on a Sunday morning,
like we do here.
475
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,223
I know we wanted to find a new
place to make a fresh start,
476
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,399
but do you just want to
move in here?
477
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:35,315
Yes, please.
478
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,446
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
479
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,969
Just like in the movies,
480
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,276
Junior and Olivia hit
a little snag.
481
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,279
Luckily,
with a little wisdom from Dad,
482
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,455
their love conquered all.
483
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:49,503
It's just the kind of sappy
ending you suckers eat up.
484
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:50,895
[ Sighs ]
485
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,549
Hello.
Hey.
486
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,724
Hi.
487
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:57,119
Well, in case you are
wondering... Mm.
488
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,034
...I had a great day.
Oh.
489
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:03,952
I found a peace that one only
gets from being...alone.
490
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,388
Mm.
491
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,128
You hated it,
didn't you?
492
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,130
I did.
493
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,959
You know, even though I found
out I'm a bonsai master... Hm.
494
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,439
...I couldn't even
really enjoy it
495
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,963
because I couldn't share it
with the people that I love.
496
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,834
Aww, that's so sweet.
497
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,488
You know,
it's kind of on me, Dre.
498
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,881
I can't expect you
to do something
499
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,839
you don't have
the discipline to do. Mm.
500
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,798
It's like a dog.
Hey --
501
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,582
You know, you can't ask a dog
to not eat the treats
502
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,149
and then leave the treats
on the table.
503
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,282
It's a dog.
Mm.
504
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,500
[ Cellphone chimes ]
505
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,416
Are you looking at
your phone?
506
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,811
No. No.
I can't believe you.
507
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,422
-You are a dog, too.
-No, I'm not.
508
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,554
Yes, you are.
I'm not.
509
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,165
Mm-hmm.
I just -- I --
510
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,298
I'm not good
at being alone anymore.
511
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,213
Babe, you are not alone.
512
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,562
I am alone, Dre.
513
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,564
I only have like
15 followers on Instagram,
514
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,392
and it's just hard.
515
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,569
It's hard being alone
by yourself with your thoughts.
516
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,658
-I used to be so good at it.
-Mm.
517
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,312
But now
I can't even enjoy myself
518
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,617
because all I'm thinking about
519
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,924
is how terrible
it is in the world
520
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,882
and how, when we die,
521
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,234
we are gonna be forgotten
within two generations.
522
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,323
And that's why
I don't want to be alone.
523
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,238
I don't want to think about
that stuff, either.
524
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,630
I have dark thoughts, Bow.
525
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,719
You have dark thoughts?
526
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,200
Left to my own devices,
all I think about
527
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,767
is the fact that
you're gonna die before me
528
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,769
and what a hassle it's gonna be
for me to start dating.
529
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,032
Is that what you think about
when you drink this tea?
530
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,165
If I'm not listening
to a podcast, yes.
531
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,253
Okay, you know what?
[ Sighs ]
532
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,385
We both are bad
at being alone,
533
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:34,260
so maybe you and me should see
how things go being together.
534
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:35,652
Hm.
535
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,219
You want to rewatch
"A Different World"?
536
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,004
Yes, I do, because
when I stopped talking,
537
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:43,312
all I was thinking about was
the polar ice caps melting.
538
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,574
I need a palate cleanser.
539
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:47,142
Can we skip
the first season?
540
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,578
'Cause it only got good once it
turned into a Black college.
541
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,101
Right?
Yeah.
542
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,581
Hey, you want to see how
I pruned the hell
543
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,540
-out ofthis little-ass tree?
-I do, I do, I do.
544
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,106
Alright. I gotta dig it
out of the trash can,
545
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,151
-but I got it.
-You threw it away?
546
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:04,464
♪ I can't believe I believed
everything we had would last♪[ Mouthing words ]
547
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,293
♪ So young and naive for me♪[ Mouthing words ]
548
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:10,470
♪ To think she was from
your past♪
549
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:16,258
♪ Silly of me to dream of
one day having your kids♪
550
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,607
♪ Love is so blind♪
551
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:21,785
♪ It feels right
when it's wrong♪
552
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,267
♪ I can't believe I fell
for your schemes♪
553
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,748
♪ I'm smarter than that♪
554
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:31,404
♪ So dumb and naive to believe
that with me♪
555
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,319
♪ You're a changed man♪
556
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,843
♪ Foolish of me to compete♪
557
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:39,063
♪ When you cheat
with loose women♪
558
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:44,286
♪ It took me some time,
but now I moved on♪
559
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,592
♪ Because I realized I got♪
560
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,507
♪ Me, myself and I♪
561
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,639
♪ That's all I got in the end♪
562
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,075
♪ That's what I found out♪
563
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,252
♪ And it ain't no need to cry♪
564
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,123
♪ I took a vow that
from now on♪
565
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,559
♪ I'm gon' be
my own best friend♪
566
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:57,734
[ Record scratches ]
Whoa.
567
00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,998
Hey.
568
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,827
What are you doing?
569
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,786
Uh...nothing.
570
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,004
Huh.
571
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:10,051
What are you doing?
572
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,487
Nothing.
573
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,664
Okay. Cool.
574
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,796
Yeah. It's cool.
575
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:16,971
♪ A thousand times♪
576
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,321
♪ I have cried so many times♪
577
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:22,368
♪ I can't regret
time spent with you♪
578
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,282
♪ I can't -- ♪
579
00:21:23,332 --> 00:21:27,882
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