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LE PACT

NORD-WEST represents.

Co-production NORD-WEST FILMS

and N-J-J-J ENTERTAINMENT.

Featuring KANAL Featuring SINE.

Oh oh. With the participation of LE PACT.

Together with BANK POSTAL IMAGE 10, SINEVENTURE 2, SINEMAGE 11.

Well well.

I'm smiling.

Is this yours? Yes.

I'll tell you honestly nothing will come of it.

I already have another pair ...

40 years old, married, with children, with work, everything is serious.

We are getting married too I do not understand what the problem is.

Maybe not right away.

Very quickly. Six months later.

It certainly doesn't concern me but why do you need a three-room apartment?

With your income less is better.

I just have good options in new homes.

We want to pretty soon have a baby.

- Yes? - Yes.

Child, despite the fact that both of you no permanent job?

I understand it may seem absurd but we both understand what soon means.

While we choose a name

stroller model, wallpaper color ...

- Vincent! “She’s terribly stubborn.

So take your time and I will not detain you.

Thank. No wait!

We are from the start we tell you nonsense.

Vincent looked around this apartment but with a different girl.

With his ex-girlfriend. She left him, very cruelly.

We were together for 5 years, it was ...

We met at the university. It…

Yes. Thanks, Vincent.

- Love at first sight. - Yes.

So that's it. I, his best friend, invited him to live together.

Mademoiselle, you understand that I cannot rent you an apartment

just because that your dear friend had their heart broken.

Mister Petamen, everyone who comes to you, trying to charm you.

Nobody is telling you the truth.

Where is the guarantee that that couple more resilient than us?

Maybe they are threatened with scandals and divorce?

Vincent and I ...

Our advantage is strong friendship.

We're going to live independently of each other,

full sex life.

Never sit alone in the evenings.

No lies and limitations. Only love and care.

If you were offered such a life,

would you say no?

I said yes.

WILLIAM LEBHIL MARGO BRANCILLON

CAMIUM TIME

AIR ROMANCE

JONATHAN COHEN

AIR BROMANS

Screenwriters VICTOR SEN MAKARI, TOMA KAYE, AUDREY SOFA, BENJAMEN SHARBY.

Produced by PIERRE GUYARD.

MY FORMER FRIEND

Directed by VICTOR SEN MAKARI.

Look!

- You can save a lot of time. - The boxes are out.

Look. Are you ready?

- Are you okay? - Should have been filmed!

- What is this circus? - Nothing.

“We're just moving, and ... - Are you moving here?

You will have to be quiet. Will not work.

Sure, no problem.

Fucking elbow! Painfully. This is Nefeli.

Hello madam!

Did you say "Beefeli"? I do not understand.

Nearly.

Her father is Greek that's why such an unusual name.

Okay. I said to your boyfriend,

what will you need be quieter.

- I have migraines. “Of course, don’t worry, madam.

Only Vincent has one problem he screams like a cut when he comes.

- Isn't it, dear? - Disgrace.

But don't worry I come very rarely.

You never told me!

- We'll figure something out. - Let's talk about it later.

Stop immediately. I'm on the tenants committee.

Respect for neighbors - this is my main concern!

And the fact that you have problems with sex, does not give you the right to interfere with everyone!

Yes! Yes!

We will be fine here my Vincent!

But we agreed “Fine” means no problems.

Yes.

And "no problems" means that it's over with Mina.

Spying on her on Facebook walking past her house

endless reasoning about why did she leave you ...

“It's all over with. - Yes.

And the most important thing:

you must forget the code from her answering machine, okay?

What code?

- Are you not listening to her answering machine? - Not.

So don't listen.

After all, love is still rubbish.

Enough for me, I won't take it anymore.

- Nonsense. - No, honestly.

I will never fall in love again.

- You swear? - Yes.

Then spit. Until you spit it doesn't count.

Fuck love!

I'm taking another room.

How do you?

- Did you run? - I was in a hurry to see my mother.

What will you be?

Thank.

- Orange juice, please. - Well, melancholy.

It's 11 am now.

This is a pinot. Very light, unnoticeable to drink.

- How was it in Papua? - Awesome!

I brought you something.

I know you adore monkeys.

And huge members.

I immediately thought of you when I saw it.

- You didn't order this. - Nothing wrong.

Wait! Sorry? Monsieur?

Mom, it's okay. I am very happy with my coffee.

- Monsieur! - Mom, stop.

And so everyone gets it all day, I won't bother him for coffee.

This is his job, Vincent.

Here. Let's go. Heck! You are a fool.

Quite scorching.

I'll give you some money.

Are you giving me money now? I am pleased to.

- Here. - Thank.

- It's too much. - For you to settle down.

- Why didn't you take it last time? - I already had a lot of things.

- What are you doing? - Repackaging.

It's packed well, dad. No, it thunders.

Look how you wrapped them up!

Your mom still has some problem with monkeys.

- And with red wine. - Vincent!

See you, son.

- Will you be all right? - What could be wrong with me?

If something is wrong, call me.

Good! And I will come in sometimes.

Wait, you have something here ... Bye-bye!

See you, old man!

Behave yourself!

What are you waiting for, it's full of girls!

No, I'm more comfortable at the end of the party.

Are you picking up leftovers? I'm preparing. I.e?

I train the muscles of the perineum to control ejaculation.

Honestly. I rock them. Anytime, anywhere.

Now I am downloading them too.

- Right now? - I'm downloading.

- You… - I'm pumping my fellow.

My penis is in perfect shape.

- I met a girl from Tinder. - Yes?

She's a butcher. We met. We drank coffee.

I paid, returned home ...

And what is she sending me? Look at it.

Isn't that crazy?

She carries calf heads home.

- What for? - I have no idea.

And I cannot understand it turns me on or repulses me.

It's disgusting.

You are strict. I don't know what I think about it.

Kind of and disgusting but it turns me on.

It's disgusting.

- Thanks guys! - For what?

- That you start the whole party. - Why don't we kiss you?

We are not the ringleaders. I was very excited.

In our family, in the north, Mom's New Years and all that

we are doing something crazy.

We take chairs and throw them at each other.

Straight to the head. It is very funny.

- Sounds tempting. - We're having a lot of fun.

Hello kids! Hello assholes! Vincent!

- How do you? - Good, how are you?

- Thank. - It's from the three of us.

A perfect gift for a couple.

Gold fish!

Will she survive in such a hostile ...

- What are you doing? - This is her baptism!

I love these crazy girls! So, let's drink!

To the dregs! To the dregs! I have no glass.

I have no glass.

Heck!

What are you doing?

I dreamed about her. I wanted to hear her voice.

And at the same time he listened to her answering machine.

Listen. Mina, this is Yugo.

I'm at the cinema, waiting for you. Whole! So what?

"Whole". Did you hear that? "Kiss, kiss" ...

Well, isn't he a moron, honestly?

Honestly, you bother me. It's time to forget about it!

Sunstroke overtook me

love at first sight. Do not know how…

And so every morning. This is hell.

That's very beautiful.

I will love you so like no one has ever loved you.

- True? - Yes. Yes, please!

- Yes! - You are welcome! I ask you to!

Sunstroke overtook me

love at first sight.

I don't know how, I will remember ...

I have comprehended the meaning of life!

Where are you going?

Work.

- What are you doing? - I'm in my new office.

Well, boredom.

This is for Severin's gift, which leaves.

It's a pity, I liked her. How much did you give?

250. - Not true. - Honestly.

- So you really liked her! - I drove up to her, she sent me.

I didn't want to be thought that I harbored a grudge.

Now everyone will think you are a genius.

10 euros! Well, you are a curmudgeon.

I don't give a damn about Severin.

- Can you introduce me to a girl? - Not.

From Nephely. She liked the chair joke.

- Not? - I'm not sure.

- The mantle suits you! - I have a new client.

Are you taking care of it for yourself? For yourself?

- Not. - Not? Of course, neighbors!

Very interesting neighbors!

Shut up!

Please arrange a date for me!

- Dude, my balls ache! - Not.

Yes, eggs ache! You know, what is it when the eggs ache?

No, I was with Mina two months ago.

Two month? Two months is a long time, man.

In two months, a member can fall off.

- What can? - Fall off!

- Damn what! - It's true.

- Not. - Okay, let's go ...

Let's have lunch? I'm inviting you!

- Shall we go to a Chinese restaurant? - I can't, I'm having dinner with Nephely.

For the third time this week. Catch your breath a little already.

Living together, eating together ...

Just don't sleep together we already got it.

- I can't leave her alone. - Can you?

You are another matter. You are independent.

- Sure. - Here you see!

Can you increase it? I think her panties are visible.

I'm in shock, dude.

- Do not judge me. - Where is your self-respect?

- I do what I can. - People work here!

Turn off!

What?

Take a look.

- Again? - Yes, this is something incredible.

It is impossible purely physically.

This girl must be an invertebrate or some kind of reptile.

In any case, it is very beautiful.

- It seems to turn me on. - And I don't exist at all.

How it is?

After Mina, I am so-so with attraction.

- Nothing happens. - Wait, wait.

What do you mean by that?

You haven't had it for three months?

Yes.

This is serious Vincent it is very serious.

You need a boner.

- Everything is good… - Not. The riser is life.

It's like breathing. This is reunification with space.

Your cock goes up to the sky

to feel alive and at the same time to thank the universe.

Take a look.

You can't say no to beauty we must do her justice.

We won't get out of here until you have a boner.

I'm not going to do this in front of you.

Why not? We are friends, Vincent. I can not.

You can't give up you know it yourself.

Oh, triple lutz!

- Seriously? - Yes, it's something.

Damn, I missed it.

This means that we do not buy products, we decided so?

Vincent!

One ... Two ... Pass!

Heck! Sorry! Sorry! You are crazy?

Forgive me please! Are you in pain?

Everything is good. Things are good. Sorry, I was scared.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

Everything is good. Until.

I would in your place…

- What would you be in my place? “I’d try my luck.

- The contact has already been. - Literally.

So take advantage of this!

I never flirted on Mondays.

Are you serious? What are you risking?

- That's it. - What will I tell her?

- "Hello". - Is that all?

This is already pretty good, trust me.

She's nothing.

Look what she's buying. She definitely has no one.

Come on! Not.

What? Leave me alone, I went.

Well, you are getting it!

Wait, breathe.

Come on.

He seems to be lonely too.

Hey.

Until.

No, seriously, I can't admit ...

- I cannot approve of such a set of purchases. - Do you approve of others' purchases?

Yes, someone has to do it.

Otherwise, at such a pace in 10 years overweight, heart attack,

stroke, decreased self-esteem, depression…

All at once? Yes, and old age.

- It would be very offensive. - Or maybe I am striving for this?

No really I just have to invite you to dinner.

Otherwise it will be failure to provide assistance in a dangerous situation.

- Maybe next time. “It will be late another time.

You can not resist the power of quinoa.

Okay.

- You're going? - Yes.

Heck!

Hi guys.

Wow, you are as fast as a stallion!

I thought it was good. Not.

I see, a decent girl doesn't sleep on the first date?

2017 in the yard. Everyone sleeps on the first date.

- I'm just tired. - "Ustadla"?

I'm tired. You tire me out.

I was on duty for 48 hours leave me alone.

I can do it fast if you want. What?

Well, I can and slowly.

Sprint or marathon, you choose.

How good.

Will I bother you? What?

With jojoba oil. Thank.

Something is wrong?

You just ... You soap very well.

- True? - Yes.

Is it dangerous - constantly be in this state.

He really likes you and he wants you to know that.

Despite all the risks.

- And then? - The magic of sex!

Something incredible. Fireworks. Nuclear explosion.

She has such a cool southern accent she is from Toulouse.

Accents turn you on!

This thing of yours doesn't work.

Works. I saw the video on the internet. Movements should be circular.

- Don't you have a subscription? - Of course have. But that's more interesting.

That's more interesting? That's for sure.

Come on, one last time.

Come on, Vincent, circular motion.

Circular.

Come on! Stronger!

There is!

- Great, it's broken. - It's called karma.

The waves are there, that's all.

- What are you doing? - I take a bicycle.

Rock Paper Scissors.

Not very gentlemanly but you still lose.

I never lose.

What is it? Beginning of the game.

Not rock-paper-scissors.

Well, who's talking about what!

One two Three! - Paper. - Ah well!

Fuck you!

Will you meet her again? I do not know.

All clear. "Fuck love." For a short time you had enough.

Nothing like this. I'm not just like that spat in my room.

It's just sex.

So cool, yes! Yes, cool!

Michelle Petrucciani?

This is a man. He is not well. Anne Frank?

Runner. Simone Biles? Cyrano de Bergerac?

This is a woman!

- Martin Aubrey! - Not all at once!

You shout three options at once.

- Catherine Fro? - Karen Cheryl?

Richard Wagner? Wagner? What an idiot!

- Calm down! - This is a woman.

It's okay, let's move on.

Wagner is not a woman!

Cher? Singer? Older!

- Nails? - Julie Ferrier?

- Romy Schneider? - Paul, focus!

Emmanuelle Carrer? Michelle Lieb? Mosquito?

Hello frisky stallion, when can we see each other?

Maybe now?

Rama Yade? - Michel Houellebecq? - Time! All.

It's not good to cheat.

Paul, our goal is to win the game.

Whatever you do continue in the same direction.

I have to go. We've only just begun. Where are you going?

If we fail what's the point of playing?

- I'm going to Fred. - Call him to us.

Nothing personal, but ...

He wants to introduce me to someone, With girl.

He doesn't know a single girl except for their cousins.

It is truth too. Surely throw a chair at my head.

Will you tell me later? Yes of course.

Open your eyes, I don't know open the chakras.

Something is wrong with you.

Bye guys!

Well, it just got fun.

So who was it?

- Christine Okrent. - Seriously?

You don't know who it is, do you?

- Do you know or not? - You do not know anything.

My turn?

- Hey dude! - Did I stop you?

No, I rocked.

- Can you cover me? - What else have you done?

You `re incredible. You are too nice. Your eyes are always on fire.

“I was just visiting Julie again. - The girl from the supermarket?

Yes, and I said to Nefeli what was with you.

- If suddenly you meet her ... - Don't you want to tell Nefeli?

- Not now. - In other words, never.

I want to understand how serious this is. She's fragile.

Are nepheli fragile?

- Funny joke. - Yes, fragile.

And I don't want these two meetings undermined our friendship.

Will you tell the girl from the supermarket?

Not! If I tell her, she wants to meet her.

I will resist, she will insist i give up

and Nefeli will find out everything. You thought about everything.

You're just an evil genius. You're scaring me.

Since you are not alone now take me to Nefeli.

- Seriously. - I'll call you back.

Don't hang up!

Don't leave your brother in trouble, damn it!

Heck!

Can I help you?

Class.

Wonderful.

What a mess.

Hey, no, no, not that!

- Not that. - What the hell are you doing?

- You scared me to death! - Why?

“You were almost underwater. - I just took a nap in the bath.

It was not very clear.

Hey. Where are your mugs? Under the sink.

Can we make some coffee, kitty?

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't notice you.

Thomas. Nice to meet you.

- Would you like some coffee? - With pleasure. And you?

No thanks. Not? Tea?

- He's making tea. - Yes, I'm making tea.

- Great tea brews. Do you want - Not.

Doesn't he drink tea?

He's kind of tense, no?

Something is wrong?

- Have you already had a breakfast? - Yes. Okay, let's go.

You exaggerate he wasn't that scary.

No, it was. Just a non-standard appearance.

It's true. Beautiful young people - these are continuous problems.

How about you on this front?

This is the question about ugly young people?

Vincent has been for weeks does not spend the night at home.

True? It's fine!

I'm not really sick.

No, but I'm glad my son lives a full sex life.

It is important, fully experience attraction.

Thanks.

Christoph and I are experimenting. We leave our comfort zone.

Maybe we can change the subject?

- You make your "garage face". - Not true.

True true. This is your "garage face".

Isn't it, Christophe?

- What kind of "garage face"? - You do not know?

I'll show you.

- Don't show anything. - I want to see!

Do not laugh. Is not funny. Mom, stop it.

On his 8th birthday we put on a masquerade. Vincent decided that he would be a lodge.

- Very original. - Mom has a great sense of humor,

and she decided

that the garage door will open where my fly is.

- God, what a face! - This is his "garage face".

Now you know and you will notice it more often.

This garage cost me 10 years of psychoanalysis.

Come on, you were the star of the holiday.

- Kissed all the girls. - Not true.

One girl kissed me out of pity.

I'm not talking about nicknames, who were following me.

Come on, it's funny. Fuck in the garage. I support.

No, actually, it's not funny.

Very good wine.

I am glad you like it. These vineyards are grown on rhyolite.

- Do you know what rhyolite is? - Not.

This is a volcanic rock. Its advantage is

that at night she gives off warmth which accumulates in a day.

The wine retains the taste of fresh grapes.

Get to the point.

Yes, well, this is the wine that the Romans made

back in the days of the Romans, from Rome.

- That is, the Romans in the era of Rome ... - So ...

We're getting married. Seriously? It is wonderful!

Yes!

- A wedding is great, isn't it? - So we are divorcing your father.

- Do you think this is funny? - Look, we've parted for 18 years.

- And what does dad say? - He is happy.

Do you already have a lawyer?

- We're looking. “I can, if you like.

Of course, divorce - not my specialty,

but I think this is not difficult and we'll have a great time.

"Garage face".

I don’t hide it. Am I allowed to make a "garage face"?

- Sure. - Yes. So what's the problem?

- We just noticed him. - This is my face.

Can I have some more wine, Christophe?

Vincent, let's go!

This is from a completely different opera. More flavor.

Quenches thirst. Very good. The present.

I'm not far from you, I can come. Will you show me your lair?

I'll call you back.

- You talked about "binge" ... - Oh, yes, it's something.

This is when they drink at least three days get drunk to such a state ...

Vincent!

- Can you come over for a minute? - Yes.

- What? - How are you, my son? Good.

You know, this wedding is for Christophe. That he was provided financially.

I want to help you start an adult life.

I have prepared these documents.

And I would like you to sign them.

Donation?

Wedding, divorce, and now giving? What's happening?

It's just in case.

In case of what?

- She's still the same funny, this Nefeli. - In case of what, Mom?

I did the tests and the results are not very good.

Doctors don't know yet but there are suspicions ...

Perhaps nothing is wrong,

but I will take new tests, and possibly a biopsy.

How long ago did you know that?

That check in the cafe, is that also because of this?

Why didn't you tell me anything?

I wasn't sure didn't want to bother you in vain.

Put initials on every page and sign, in triplicate.

Why did you lie to me?

- I didn't lie to you. - You didn't say anything, it's the same.

I'm sorry, I'm doing what I can.

This is also the first time for me.

I need to learn to live with it.

You are welcome. Behave like an adult.

How can I act like an adult when are you with me as a child?

Vincent, wait!

Do you want a cigarette?

Are you okay?

If you want to talk I'm listening to you.

Are you okay? Yes.

Winter makes me sad too.

Do you know what will help us? Hot bath.

I only have a shower in my apartment, so ...

What is your fix idea about my apartment?

We've been together for a month and a half and I have never been to you.

I've already told you many times ...

It's dark, cramped, and the ceiling is low.

As are you.

You are welcome! Not.

- I assure you, yours is much better. - You have an other girl?

No, don't worry. I'm more of a monogamous.

- How difficult it is with you. - I have no other girlfriend, Julie.

I really like you very much.

NEFELS

Heck!

- Something is wrong? - You don’t call back in principle?

I almost do not catch the connection.

You're with a girl again! Not. I AM…

- In club. - Why in a whisper?

I'm on the toilet. Dude!

- It's not yet midnight. What's happening? - You know, I love ...

come to clubs early.

Less noise so far. You can talk to people.

Okay, have a nice evening at the club! Wait…

This is Fred, he asked me to go with him.

Again? Do you see each other every night?

You know ... I think he's depressed.

Nonsense! Fred has intelligence not enough for depression.

His picture is in the dictionary under the article "happy idiot".

Honestly.

- Vincent? Who are you talking to? - With no one.

Can you hear me?

Could you leave? If you stand there, I cannot ...

- Everything is good? - Yes, everything is great.

Vincent? Do you have diarrhea? How difficult it is with you.

Hello, Vincent?

I'll be right back… In two minutes.

Heck!

Hello, you called Nefeli ... Damn!

Do not pout. Come to us.

Well, absurd.

Throw in the address !!!

I'm in hell. I need to go home.

- At midnight? - Yes. I have…

I have a meeting tomorrow very important for my career,

- I forgot to prepare a presentation. - Get up early.

Not if I don't do it now I will worry and will not be able to sleep.

You can work here.

I don't have a computer with me.

I wanted to sleep with you together.

I wanted to too.

Then I'll call you a taxi go to the computer and come back.

You are welcome!

Good.

I don't understand how Fred could have left! So many beautiful girls today!

I tell you, he was very tired.

Let's Dance?

- Come on! - Already?

Thank! It was great! See you later!

Come on, let's go already!

I saw on the internet how to steal a car from a rental. Come on?

No, I'll go straight to work.

It's 4:00 am now. What are you, baker?

I have a meeting tomorrow very important to my career.

Do you understand? Meeting? Meeting on work?

Are you serious?

Where have you gone?

I was here. I've been here all the time.

Dancing break. I have no time for jokes.

Forgive me please.

I knock on the keys very loud didn't want to bother you ...

I could have called, I was worried.

I worked so hard didn't notice how the time passed.

Sorry.

- And where is your computer? - Computer! I forgot it!

Are you drunk or what? Not.

You're drunk.

- From you brings vodka. - Okay, I confess, I drank a little ...

I work better this way.

Seriously? Am I dating a drunkard?

With a tired drunkard.

With the drunk who woke me up

- and now will have to work. - What are you talking about?

- Not. - Yes.

Wait! Click the button!

- It's you? Why didn't you click? - Did not have time.

Are you okay? Well, your face is ... terrible.

Not now, dude.

Is it good for you to be with a girl.

Do you have your computer with you? Yes Yes.

The last one who looked like you ended his days on the cross.

As a result, your mistress is the one with whom are you sleeping or the one you live with?

No, really?

Listen, what a delicious sandwich!

This spicy thing is just super.

This is probably a hot sauce.

Listen, Julie is serious. It's time to introduce them.

- No, it's easier that way. - It's easier? Are you serious?

Okay. I.e…

Easier to take the train on your birthday,

not to choose with whom to celebrate?

Is it easier for you?

I'm just pretending.

- In terms of? - I won't get on the train.

You bought a ticket, no?

Fred, this is a fake business trip.

You said, that I can spend the night with you.

Yes. Yes Yes.

- Exactly? - Sure, no problem.

I'll call you tonight.

- Good day to you. - No, I'll put you on the train.

Today is a special day.

Wait, this is ... not too hackneyed - say goodbye on the platform?

I promise I won't cry.

Let's go to.

What?

Here. It…

This is my carriage. My carriage.

Go, you will be late. It's time for you to go.

I didn't even give you a present.

Nothing wrong. Let's celebrate when I get back.

Come on, go.

Last time.

Oh, inflatable dick! Inflatable member.

Come on!

The door closes. Come on quickly.

Well, I'm on the train. Fine.

Come on, go! - Happy Birthday! - Thank.

She's awful. Very cute but ugly. She doesn't go away. She's not leaving!

Come on, get down already! Heck!

I love you! Hell! Yes.

Damn, damn, damn! Love you! Heck!

Damn, damn!

I'm sorry. Hello.

- Where is this train going? - To Belfort.

Clear.

- And how long to go there? - 4 hours. Heck.

- And before that there are no stops? - No, no stops.

Sure. Thank.

Kindly, your ticket, please.

Yes of course.

I don't have it.

I'll have to write you a fine.

Wait here, I'll bring the machine.

I'll sit on the floor for now.

Damn, not that.

There is!

Pony!

Hello!

What a moron!

Ladies and gentlemen, in connection with power supply problems

our train at the moment is late for 2 hours 40 minutes.

Apologize for the inconvenience caused.

Have a nice day, my dear.

Thanks Mom.

One left!

A real bed. System "Lampatoflex". Italian.

40 years on the market. After the pasta, this is their best product.

You'll like it.

Something is wrong?

Something is wrong.

Do you want to sleep with me? Like a friend?

No, I'm fine on the couch, honestly.

Want some pajama pants?

It will be convenient for you.

Not.

- Do you sleep in your pajama pants? - Yes, I like it.

- A little jamon? - Not.

- Very thinly sliced. - I'm not hungry, I ...

Okay.

At least the lies are saved.

It is most important.

- Happy birthday, Vince. - Thanks, buddy.

- Turning off the light? - Yes.

- Good night. - Sleep well.

Fire!

For help! Help!

Fire!

What's happening again? Do you have drug production there?

- Don't worry, everything is all right! - I can not go on!

Damn, damn, damn!

- Nefeli! - Is everything okay, dear Vince?

- What are you doing? - I'm cooking.

What for? For your birthday.

I did not know, that boeuf bourguignon is so difficult.

I hate to cook! I don't understand what people find in this.

I thought I had time to take a shower but this is somehow shallow,

I wanted to take a bath.

While I typed it while she foamed

while I drank a couple of glasses to relax, here!

Look! Everything burned out!

No need to cook. Never again.

I wanted to arrange a meeting for you and screwed up everything.

Are you okay? Yes.

Boeuf bourguignon! What a fool!

For your 25!

Listen, I'm starving.

Are you sure that is your boeuf bourguignon inedible?

Maybe make a carbonara out of it or something like that?

Is that Fred?

How do you know?

- You guessed? - Vincent, I know.

I know…

That I'm not always a good friend.

Honestly, I know ...

I take up a lot of space

require a lot of attention, I understand that you sometimes want to catch your breath.

We need to eat.

No, seriously, are you happy with me?

Sure. What's the matter with you? I do not know.

I am very happy to live with you.

Honestly.

You are incredible. We are so great together.

It's just that sometimes I think ...

Maybe you need more, you know?

I do not want to lose you.

What was it? Let's make Love.

What did you say?

Listen…

May be, I underestimated my feelings for you.

Look, we are so great together, we we know each other like the back of our hand.

- I haven't had this with anyone. - Wait a minute…

We are friends, you know.

Why not give it a try?

Can, this is a real relationship.

Two friends who sleep with each other.

Wait a minute. Let's pause. Let's go for a walk, breathe ...

This is a very important decision, no?

I really want to.

Don't you want to?

Yes Yes.

Do you want to take off ... panties?

It will be more convenient this way. Yes of course. Sure.

Let's count to three and shoot together?

Yes, great idea.

Time…

- Two… - Maybe we turn away?

- Back? - Yes. - Yes. - Anyway…

Wait…

“You don't really want to. - Of course I want.

I really want to. Very. It's just ... I need ...

I need to prepare, I cannot ... I've been looking for a little bit.

Circulatory problems.

Something is not good for me. I'm sick.

Four bottles for two.

- Can you leave me alone? - Sure.

I will close the door.

Maybe we can ride here?

Nice couple on the carousel? No thanks.

Eat this, Jean-Pierre Bacry it will help you relax.

- You take drugs? “I'm in residency, Vincent.

This is included in the curriculum.

- Yes? - Yes.

Everything will be good.

This is not dangerous? Not.

Don't worry guys! I have insurance!

Don't worry, honey.

What a cutie!

You need to hug him. He's so lonely!

A couple of shots, ladies and gentlemen?

It's Jean-Pierre Bacri!

Oh yeah.

5 euros.

Want to try your luck?

Great shot! Wait, I didn't shoot.

- This thing of yours is strong! - You are the strongest.

- Are you okay? - Heck! I'm sorry.

“I was aiming for the head. - You are sick?

Hi Julie.

I am very glad to meet you. Vincent told me so much.

Do you know her?

This is my neighbor.

Your neighbor?

Am I just your neighbor now?

And not the one with whom you almost slept yesterday?

What? Not! There was nothing!

There was nothing, because I kicked you out.

If I insisted you would do it.

And all this is for what? To keep my pathetic lie

What are you talking about? What the hell is this? No, wait!

Julie, wait!

It's a pity, she was a cool girl.

Julie!

Julie!

Julie! Your light is on. I know that you are at home. Open up.

I'll explain everything to you.

Julie! Damn, I see.

Fine.

- My love, listen to me ... - You forgot this.

Thank.

Well, are you happy with yourself?

I think, or does it smell like defeat?

What are you doing? Heck! Heck!

You had to appear and destroy everything to teach me a lesson?

Are you mad because you are mediocre.

Are you talking to me about mediocrity? Look at yourself!

You would live in a ditch without me and ate one beer.

And you would still listen without me his ex's answering machine and sobbed.

At least I have my own life!

You have no boyfriend, no regular job no commitment.

You avoid feelings, you are afraid that they will be non-reciprocal. Afraid of getting hurt.

Do you make a commitment? You are afraid of everything, you are a coward.

You run from everything even from the mother's illness.

You know one day you will wake up in your stupid yellow sweater

and there will be no one near.

You will be left alone. All alone.

- Alone with my hangover. - Shut up! Shut up, damn it!

You are the worst thing in my life.

What are you doing?

- Now we are quits. - There is an "o", not an "a".

STUPID And fix it yourself!

Now we are quits. Idiot!

What are you doing? Are you completely crazy? Not!

Not records! Stop it! Enough, enough. Stop.

Stop it!

- Here you go. - Do you know how much they cost?

Catch! You get on my nerves! What?

- My ear! - Who's in charge here? Who is there…

Nefeli, are you okay? Sorry.

Forgive me please.

What are you doing? Stop!

Hate you!

- Stop. - Yeah, stuck!

I'll crush you!

Do you think I'm afraid of you? You and your fucking ponies?

I'll crush them, your ponies. You moron!

What is the next? Will they leave?

The apartment will be sealed before the court decision.

- So I won't have neighbors? - For a while, yes.

Thanks to them, I will live in silence.

It is wonderful. Wonderful! Thank!

Thanks for everything, Vincent!

They often looked at me.

When I was making love.

It confused me at first.

But, I must admit, gradually ...

I started to like it.

And I started trying to surprise them.

Coming up with something new. New poses, tried different ways ...

So that the performance does not repeat itself.

So they saw ...

How I Invented New Poses. So? No, that's it.

And then, you know. Girls communicate with each other.

Their girlfriends are wondering they are coming.

"Pascal, I'm downstairs, I'm from such and such."

Social networks… Off we go.

I'm like, "Girls, I'm actually alone here. "

And, in fact, for a few months I learned so much!

I learned a lot.

In his new discipline. No seriously…

You have one talent, yours is different, but I ...

I'm an ass specialist.

Alcohol? Nefeli. Fun parties? Nefeli.

Care and tenderness?

Care and tenderness? Do not be distracted.

We have an office for just 10 minutes. Care and affection, who?

Julie.

Great, the first plus for Julie. Next, cleanliness?

There are no options.

- Julie. - I thought so.

Texture? I mean, the texture of the skin. Velvet, tenderness. How soft it is.

“It doesn't work that way, man. - Of course it works.

That's how I could choose between Christian and you.

- Christian? - Yes, Christian. From the accounting department.

- Did you choose between me and Christian? - That's it. I couldn't choose.

And you wanna know why you won why did we become friends?

Not. - Do you want to know? - Not.

Your breath.

I didn't want to know. I told you.

Your breath is like the summer sun.

The smell of rain on the asphalt.

On a hot afternoon. Strong, subtle.

Awesome.

Thank. So who do we choose?

Julie? Nepheli?

I do not know. I do not know…

Christian? Are you for lunch? Wait for me.

Do you want me to tell you why did I really make friends with you?

Even when you made mistakes you did it brilliantly.

There was always something about it. Some kind of charm.

And now you are not yourself for two weeks. You walk like a shadow. You cannot be recognized.

Do something already. And then I'm already sad.

Good?

Until.

Julie!

Julie!

Life is like a horse.

She can be playful, cunning. Maybe submissive.

You will decide. But to move forward, you need to saddle it.

What she does?

Probably will come down now.

You read it very well.

Okay, let's get out of here. Go.

Wait! Help me!

Well, at least you tried.

Can I keep them for now? What for?

I'll go to Isabelle.

- Who is it? - Butcher girl.

Which one with calf heads?

I want to invite her to live together.

She loves animals, I want to surprise her.

“I didn’t know you were dating. - You've been a little busy.

- Sorry, buddy. - You know, life is like a horse.

Shut up.

Life is like a horse! Life is like a horse!

You looked at the ads which I sent you?

- I don't want to kick you out, but ... - I'll take care of it.

I opened a bottle of good wine.

Drink, you'll feel better.

Your health.

Not so easy say something important ...

Do not worry, I'm not going to live here forever.

Sure. You know…

I met a woman a few months ago.

- Yes? - Yes. Laurence. She is great.

It was hard for me to tell her that I want us to live separately.

But she took it well.

Telling the truth is a crucial step.

I took a crucial step saying that I don't want to live with her.

Everything will be fine, my Vincent.

When you are sad, something is pleasant break up. Your mom taught me that.

Do you want to try?

Wait, I have a lot of them.

Hey handsome.

- How do you? - I'm glad you came.

Daddy said you're going to the hospital this week.

Can I go with you?

Thank you my dear.

- Aren't you hugging me? - Are you jealous?

What it is?

Team France. Zidane. 3: 0. 1998 year.

“That year we parted ways with your mom. - Real divorce in a philistine way.

It's good that Nefeli was here, raised the cultural level.

That's it, now you will not bear my last name.

Selfie?

"Aren't you too old for that?" - Come on!

Let me take a picture.

Otherwise, you will be all curves.

Better me. Get up with them.

- Good. - Come on.

Stop!

I have lost. Show me. So do I.

What's happening?

We had a bet what you would do your "garage face".

Oh, so you gave birth to a child, just to mock him?

Will you take another shot? I'll give it a garage face.

Get in the middle.

Thank. - I have to go. - Thanks for all.

- It's my pleasure. - Don't get lost.

Until. Yes.

- Let's go have a drink? - Yes, not here.

There's a great cafe around the corner.

- No, not here. - Why?

It's sad here.

Where do you want to go, Vincent?

You will not be very offended if we postpone it for another day?

Wait! Heck! You're sick!

This is since my best friend crushed me with the refrigerator.

- Your best friend? - Yes.

My best friend.

The best thing in my life.

Probably, she wanted to show her love.

Well, when ... I crushed you with the refrigerator.

Anyway, she is very sorry.

Forgive me please.

I hate myself for that.

No, I did something stupid.

I was afraid that you would not come to court.

I could not miss the chance make sure you really are a lawyer!

Fuck you!

And Julie?

Everything is over. Do you love her?

Yes.

Did you tell her that? I tried. I.e?

- I came under her window with a pony. - Seriously?

Yes, I rented them in the park.

But she sent me.

Of course she sent you! If you love her, stop joking!

Go to her and tell her that she is you inspires, turns on, amazes.

That when you see her, you want cry and laugh at the same time.

You feel alive she makes you flutter.

What are you doing?

I write it down. It's pretty good.

Let me take you to Julie's. In the basket?

- Yes. - Not!

Are you sure that on the tram wouldn't it be faster?

Of course not!

Are you sure? Exactly exactly?

I told you she won't open. Let's get out of here.

Wait, there is a window open.

Must fight before end, Vincent. I.e?

She won't open the door? Get in the window.

Come on!

- It's high up there. - I'll push you.

Well ... God ...

- What a bum! - Yes, I eat a lot.

Fine.

In general, you're right, it's high there.

Be careful not to get lost.

Damn, it doesn't work.

Why did I listen to you? How good Dad had to cry in the shower.

Come on, talk to her!

Julie, I've done something stupid.

I do not want to lose you.

I lied like an idiot. I was scared.

I thought I'd have to choose between you and Nephely.

But I really need you both.

Nefeli is my best friend my soul mate.

I cannot live without her. She is a part of me.

And you, Julie ...

I won't lie. Honestly, I can't promise anything.

I don't know what will happen to us next, but now I want to be with you.

To share everything with you. And bad both average and amazing.

You are welcome…

Come back to my life.

If I say yes, will you come down?

- We're here, Vincent! - We are here, do not be afraid!

WILLIAM LEBHIL MARGO BRANCILLON

JONATHAN COHEN CAMIUM TIME

MY FORMER FRIEND Directed by VICTOR SEN MAKARI.

Produced by PIERRE GUYARD.

Co-producers CHRISTOPH ROSSIGNON, PHILIP BEFFAR.

Executive producer EV-FRANCOIS MACHUEL.

Screenwriters VICTOR SEN MAKARI, TOMA KAYE, AUDREY SOFA, BENJAMEN SHARBY.

Operator DAVID KAYE Editor FLORANCE BRESSON.

Translation by ANNA SUROVEGINA