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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:12,334 --> 00:01:13,709 Father, I want.. 2 00:01:14,001 --> 00:01:14,917 ...to confess. 3 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:17,042 What you have done? 4 00:01:17,334 --> 00:01:19,542 Nothing, father. I haven't sinned... 5 00:01:20,084 --> 00:01:23,417 ...but I intend to commit all the evil I can. 6 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:24,792 What? 7 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:27,126 - Why? - Because it's necessary. 8 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,292 What do you mean? I don't understand. 9 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:33,542 I've discovered it. 10 00:01:34,334 --> 00:01:36,042 I've deciphered the code. 11 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,084 Listen to me. 12 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:53,667 I'm speaking as a friend. Why do you keep at it? 13 00:01:55,001 --> 00:01:56,792 We've been trying for years. 14 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:58,584 We both know it is... 15 00:01:58,876 --> 00:01:59,792 ...impossible. 16 00:02:01,084 --> 00:02:02,751 You'll only harm yourself. 17 00:02:03,501 --> 00:02:05,251 Now, will you listen to me? 18 00:02:24,501 --> 00:02:26,251 Have you told anyone else? 19 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:31,501 - Will you help me? - Yes. 20 00:02:33,626 --> 00:02:35,209 We don't have much time. 21 00:02:35,584 --> 00:02:36,792 Remember one thing. 22 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:41,334 Our enemy is powerful. He will do away with us... 23 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:42,792 ...if he gets the chance. 24 00:02:45,001 --> 00:02:47,084 He may have heard this conversation. 25 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:48,792 Holy God! 26 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:52,251 Father... 27 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:54,751 Can we bear this cross? 28 00:02:56,251 --> 00:02:57,001 Yes. 29 00:02:57,501 --> 00:03:00,292 If we stay united, we'll manage it. 30 00:03:00,501 --> 00:03:01,459 With God's help. 31 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:44,251 EUROPE'S GATEWAY 32 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:55,584 Give me a few coins, father. It's for the child. 33 00:04:56,251 --> 00:04:58,126 I hope you rot in Hell! 34 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:55,084 THE DAY OF THE BEAST 35 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:08,876 TRAMP BURNED ALIVE WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING 36 00:07:09,292 --> 00:07:11,876 His body was removed last night... 37 00:07:12,209 --> 00:07:13,126 ...by the Police. 38 00:07:17,292 --> 00:07:18,542 This vandalism,... 39 00:07:18,876 --> 00:07:20,876 ...with the slogan "Clean up Madrid"... 40 00:07:21,251 --> 00:07:23,584 ...is rampant at present. In the capital. 41 00:07:29,167 --> 00:07:32,667 If you want to know what your future will be, call me. 42 00:07:53,084 --> 00:07:54,251 Taxi! Taxi! 43 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:08,501 Happy are the merciful,... 44 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:11,042 ...for they shall have mercy shown them. 45 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:15,209 Happy are the pure in heart, for they shall see God. 46 00:08:15,626 --> 00:08:19,667 Happy are the peacemakers, for they shall see God. 47 00:08:41,001 --> 00:08:44,251 THE FUTURE IS IN YOUR HANDS. New Athenaeum Lecture Hall 48 00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:49,251 - Why did you give me this? - To read it, of course. 49 00:08:49,459 --> 00:08:50,417 Who sent you? 50 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:52,876 The agency. 51 00:08:54,209 --> 00:08:56,751 Give me a break. Throw it away, if you want. 52 00:08:57,126 --> 00:09:00,167 - Let me do my job. - You know who I am, don't you? 53 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:02,876 What is this? 54 00:09:04,501 --> 00:09:05,917 Is it "Candid Camera"? 55 00:09:06,626 --> 00:09:08,417 I'm in no mood for cameras. 56 00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:12,834 - I want to be one of you. - You want to hand out leaflets? 57 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:14,751 I want to see the Devil. 58 00:09:16,876 --> 00:09:19,126 I don't give a fuck what you want to see! 59 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,834 Go away, you're scaring people! 60 00:09:25,001 --> 00:09:27,126 I always get stuck with the crazies! 61 00:09:27,376 --> 00:09:28,501 Fuck it, anyway! 62 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:53,792 What is this? 63 00:09:55,251 --> 00:09:57,417 You want to pay for one and take four? 64 00:09:57,667 --> 00:09:59,084 Don't fucking come back! 65 00:10:00,001 --> 00:10:02,167 Shit! Another glass case. 66 00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:05,042 - Good evening. - Good evening. 67 00:10:07,501 --> 00:10:09,001 I'm looking for this. 68 00:10:14,042 --> 00:10:15,001 Heavy stuff. 69 00:10:15,751 --> 00:10:17,042 Look in that drawer. 70 00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:21,709 - You're a priest, right? - Yes. 71 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:22,876 In that gear... 72 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,459 Well, I'm really a theology professor. 73 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:31,376 That's Catechism, isn't it? I studied Ethics, you know. 74 00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:33,417 And look where I ended up! 75 00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:37,834 May I hear this one? 76 00:10:46,001 --> 00:10:46,917 Heavy, right? 77 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,876 It isn't bad. 78 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:52,209 - Can you play it backwards? - Yeah, sure. 79 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:56,084 It'll sound the same, but it fucks up the turntable. 80 00:11:00,417 --> 00:11:02,459 No, no, no, it isn't that. 81 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:04,542 What are you looking for? 82 00:11:05,334 --> 00:11:07,501 I'm looking for a message, a signal. 83 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:12,626 Listen to this. 84 00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:15,459 They're not famous but they're good. 85 00:11:15,751 --> 00:11:17,292 The words are real sharp. 86 00:11:18,501 --> 00:11:19,501 Lots of message. 87 00:11:20,376 --> 00:11:21,626 And they're local guys. 88 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:29,126 It's a different sound. 89 00:11:29,584 --> 00:11:30,751 Well, it's a demo. 90 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,834 Wait till they make a record. 91 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:35,584 Here, take it. 92 00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:39,209 I won't pay. 93 00:11:39,626 --> 00:11:40,542 No problem. 94 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:41,501 Really? 95 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,917 On the house. I like your taste. 96 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,917 A pleasure meeting you. 97 00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:54,667 Going on a trip? 98 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:58,334 - Actually, I've just arrived. - Tomorrow, you can... 99 00:11:59,126 --> 00:12:00,376 ...see them in Hell. 100 00:12:00,584 --> 00:12:01,334 Where? 101 00:12:02,751 --> 00:12:05,417 In Hell. It's a music venue. Great name. 102 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,334 Impossible to forget. 103 00:12:08,126 --> 00:12:11,167 But tomorrow's Christmas Eve. I doubt if I can go. 104 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,251 If you need a hostel, I know one. 105 00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:20,501 I'll write down the name. My old lady runs it. 106 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,834 A nice friendly atmosphere. 107 00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:25,792 Here, call round. 108 00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:27,876 Thank you. 109 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:29,917 So long. 110 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,667 SATANNICA In Concert 111 00:12:34,251 --> 00:12:36,417 García's Boarding House. 112 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:50,876 Good evening. 113 00:12:54,209 --> 00:12:56,667 - Who is on the Line? - This is Mari Carmen. 114 00:12:57,834 --> 00:12:59,501 Where are you calling from? 115 00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,792 - From Valladolid. - And what do you want to know? 116 00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:06,834 My husband is unemployed. Will it take him very long... 117 00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:08,167 ...to find work? 118 00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:10,292 Let's see, Mari Carmen. 119 00:13:10,876 --> 00:13:14,501 Mari Carmen, your husband isn't going to find work... 120 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:17,751 ...for a long period of time. At least five years. 121 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:20,251 - But there's something else. - What? 122 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:22,167 A serious health problem. 123 00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:24,209 - For my husband? - No, for you. 124 00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:26,792 I'd like a room. 125 00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:29,542 The only one left is being done up. 126 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,084 I'm not fussy. 127 00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:33,459 I can't accept anyone at this time. 128 00:13:34,251 --> 00:13:36,501 The boy didn't tell me about that. 129 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,376 What boy? 130 00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:41,542 One who works in a record shop. 131 00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:44,209 Come in. 132 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:48,584 The room costs 3,000. The bath tap doesn't work. 133 00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:52,459 No visitors or pets allowed, and I'll need some I.D. 134 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:56,792 Thank you. 135 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:58,876 The front door key. 136 00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:02,126 And I'll always be here to open this door. 137 00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:05,501 Thank you. 138 00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:07,501 Can you hear me? 139 00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:09,292 Yes, yes. 140 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:12,709 I think you should get ready for the worst. 141 00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:15,792 - Are you staying a week? - No, just tonight. 142 00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:17,334 This is too much. 143 00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:19,126 It doesn't matter. 144 00:14:30,251 --> 00:14:33,167 This is the room. I told you it was being done up. 145 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:34,917 It's perfect. Thank you. 146 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,084 - Need anything? - No, not just now. 147 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,126 All right. Happy Christmas. 148 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,501 I've told you before. 149 00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,126 You accept nobody at night! 150 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,917 - You open the door, that's all. - It was a priest. 151 00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:47,917 Even if it was the Pope! 152 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,084 You can't trust anybody. 153 00:15:50,376 --> 00:15:52,292 They pull a knife and that's it. 154 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:56,501 The world is full of bastards! The woman on the second floor... 155 00:15:56,876 --> 00:15:59,792 ...was robbed on the stairs by a guy with a syringe. 156 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,501 She got off lightly. 157 00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:04,709 Look at what this street is like at night time. 158 00:16:06,501 --> 00:16:09,334 Full of whores, blacks, drug addicts, killers. 159 00:16:09,584 --> 00:16:10,501 It's disgusting! 160 00:16:11,584 --> 00:16:12,542 You know what? 161 00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:16,376 I wish that one of them would come here. 162 00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:20,667 First, I'd blow his balls off with a shotgun! 163 00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:22,126 For being a coward! 164 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,334 Then I'd break his bones. 165 00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:27,584 He'd be in a wheelchair the rest of his life! 166 00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:29,792 He'd know what suffering was! 167 00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:32,167 He's really a priest? 168 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,501 He wore a soutane. 169 00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:34,542 And so? 170 00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:39,001 Look, your son sent him. And this is Christmas Eve. 171 00:16:39,334 --> 00:16:42,459 If he's a friend of my son, that's even worse! 172 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,751 He paid 25,000 pesetas for one night! 173 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:50,542 That's different. 174 00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:54,709 He probably taught my son at the Jesuits. 175 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:57,751 I don't know. 176 00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:00,709 I still don't like what you did. 177 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:04,167 - I'll speak to him. - He seems very nice. 178 00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,001 OCCUITSCIENCES 179 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,417 Demon Magic 180 00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:30,751 "I can help you achieve the impossible." Cavan. 181 00:17:47,876 --> 00:17:49,834 You have to pay for the book. 182 00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:51,584 What? What book? 183 00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:00,876 Name? 184 00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:02,501 Angel. 185 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,834 - Angel what? - Angel Berriartua. 186 00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:11,376 - Are you a priest? - Yes. 187 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,251 Priest. That's great. 188 00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:18,376 "The Magic World of Professor Cavan??" 189 00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,292 Aren't you a bit old to be stealing books? 190 00:18:22,459 --> 00:18:23,501 I need that book. 191 00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:25,501 I need lots of things too... 192 00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:27,751 ...but I work all day to pay for them. 193 00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:30,084 I can't buy it. 194 00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:31,709 - You can't? - No. 195 00:18:32,251 --> 00:18:33,417 Why can't you? 196 00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:35,209 You have no money? 197 00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:37,917 - No, it isn't that. - So what is it? 198 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,167 I must learn to do evil. 199 00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:42,459 Why is that? 200 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,459 I have to contact Satan. 201 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:47,626 Satan? 202 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:49,501 That can't be easy. 203 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,792 No, that's why I need the book. 204 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:54,459 I'm a theology professor. 205 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:58,001 I've studied the Apocalypse of St. John for 25 years... 206 00:18:58,334 --> 00:19:00,876 ...and I've discovered that it is just a cryptogram. 207 00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:03,834 - A kleptogram? - No, a cryptogram. 208 00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:06,542 It's a message in code. 209 00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:11,084 A secret message hidden behind the words. 210 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:14,417 - And you've discovered it? - Exactly. 211 00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:15,626 Last week. 212 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,834 I based my work on a numerical transcription of the Apocalypse. 213 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:23,876 At first, I used Tritheim's Steganography. Have you read... 214 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:24,667 ...Tritheim? 215 00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:26,542 Tritheim? I think not. 216 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,084 Well, it's fundamental. 217 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,417 It inspired me to see the Apocalypse... 218 00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:34,417 ...not as an allegory but as an equation. 219 00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:38,167 Each letter has its own number. So, for example... 220 00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:40,459 ...Daleth is worth four, and Synn... 221 00:19:42,626 --> 00:19:45,251 ...is worth three hundred, so we can... 222 00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:46,542 - Excuse me. - What is it? 223 00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:49,792 Could you come up to the toy department? 224 00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:52,042 I'm busy now. I'll come up later. 225 00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:56,542 We can do this with all the words and... 226 00:19:56,876 --> 00:19:59,209 Father, does anyone else know this? 227 00:20:00,459 --> 00:20:02,834 Yes, of course. But he died. 228 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,917 - Two days ago. - I'm sorry. 229 00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:08,542 Don't worry, I believe you. We can sort everything out. 230 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,501 But what does the message say? 231 00:20:13,209 --> 00:20:16,251 The message is a figure, a date. 232 00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:19,001 The date of the end of the world. 233 00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:20,542 Today, to be exact. 234 00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:24,417 Yes, that is very important. 235 00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:29,084 Just wait here for a moment, please. 236 00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:30,459 One second. 237 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,126 Check the asylums to see... 238 00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:38,834 ...if a priest has escaped. 239 00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:41,001 And tell them to send someone. 240 00:20:41,251 --> 00:20:42,209 Well, father... 241 00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:48,167 Mr. Cerezo! 242 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,834 Are you all right? 243 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:51,459 Mr. Cerezo! 244 00:21:49,501 --> 00:21:51,917 Look, this is all burned. Totally burned. 245 00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:00,876 Hey, father! 246 00:22:01,209 --> 00:22:03,667 - Is your room all right? - Yes, it's fine. 247 00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:05,126 I must talk to you... 248 00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:06,292 ...Jose Maria. 249 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:09,584 If there's any problem, I'll get them to change you. 250 00:22:13,459 --> 00:22:14,376 Jose Maria... 251 00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:20,209 Hot stuff. I've been trying for a year to shag her. 252 00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:21,501 - But it's no go. - What? 253 00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:24,084 Shag her. Know what I mean? 254 00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:28,459 It was no go. She's from a village in Toledo. 255 00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:32,376 I hear you're in the new room. I'm Rosario, Jose Maria's mother. 256 00:22:32,876 --> 00:22:33,792 A pleasure. 257 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:36,042 Will you have some rabbit? 258 00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:39,792 No, I have to talk to Jose Maria. 259 00:22:40,084 --> 00:22:41,126 We've got lots. 260 00:22:43,584 --> 00:22:44,751 He's working now... 261 00:22:45,084 --> 00:22:48,251 ...in a record shop, but he's really an artist. 262 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,459 Fuck off! 263 00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:53,501 He's doing a drawing course just now. 264 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:57,084 But as the shop won't give him a contract... 265 00:22:59,042 --> 00:23:00,126 Enjoy your meal. 266 00:23:03,292 --> 00:23:06,417 I bet you that we'll have rabbit again tonight. 267 00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:09,334 She always buys the fucking special offers! 268 00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,417 May I ask you a favor? 269 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:13,751 Sure, anything. 270 00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:16,251 Grandad! 271 00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:17,626 This is my grandad. 272 00:23:18,626 --> 00:23:20,876 He likes going around the house starkers. 273 00:23:21,751 --> 00:23:23,542 This is a friend, Father... 274 00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:25,501 Angel Berriartua. 275 00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:27,126 I love him. 276 00:23:29,459 --> 00:23:30,501 This is just... 277 00:23:30,792 --> 00:23:33,709 ...to jazz him up a bit, because he's pretty old now. 278 00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,501 Grandad... 279 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,334 That's it. 280 00:23:42,917 --> 00:23:44,792 They say it's bad circulation. 281 00:23:45,209 --> 00:23:47,667 The other day he said he saw the Virgin. 282 00:23:48,334 --> 00:23:50,209 He's too much. Want some acid? 283 00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:51,667 No, thank you. 284 00:23:53,251 --> 00:23:55,501 If it weren't for me, my fucking mother... 285 00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:58,167 ...would put him away. 286 00:23:58,626 --> 00:24:00,584 Jose Maria, I have a mission. 287 00:24:01,001 --> 00:24:02,209 Where? In Africa? 288 00:24:02,501 --> 00:24:04,459 No, I have a mission to carry out. 289 00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:07,126 Something I have to do here in the city. 290 00:24:08,084 --> 00:24:10,501 - You're a Satannic follower? - Yeah, sure. 291 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:11,834 Can you invoke the devil? 292 00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:15,334 - I have to invoke the devil. - Why? 293 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,542 Because of the Apocalypse. 294 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:19,042 - The film? - No, no. 295 00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:20,584 The book in the Bible. 296 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:22,584 Never mind. 297 00:24:23,001 --> 00:24:25,876 Tonight, the Antichrist will be born, but I don't know where. 298 00:24:26,251 --> 00:24:28,834 - So I must invoke the Devil. - Heavy! 299 00:24:31,626 --> 00:24:32,542 I'm a sinner now. 300 00:24:34,126 --> 00:24:37,126 I've betrayed Christ to make salvation possible. 301 00:24:37,584 --> 00:24:39,501 I'm one hell of a sinner too. 302 00:24:40,751 --> 00:24:44,501 I must sell my soul to the devil but I don't know how. 303 00:24:46,376 --> 00:24:48,334 I stole a book, but it's no good. 304 00:24:48,584 --> 00:24:49,751 It doesn't explain it very well. 305 00:24:51,376 --> 00:24:52,834 It's Cavan, from the TV! 306 00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:56,126 My mother loves him. He's a bastard. 307 00:24:56,501 --> 00:24:58,917 There isn't much time. Can we do anything? 308 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:01,834 Cool it, we'll manage it. 309 00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:22,209 THE DARKZONE 310 00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:26,501 Here he is, the investigator of the occult,... 311 00:25:27,501 --> 00:25:28,917 ...the magician of mystery,... 312 00:25:29,334 --> 00:25:30,292 ...the master... 313 00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:32,042 ...of the supernatural. 314 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:34,584 The man who knows the present,... 315 00:25:35,292 --> 00:25:37,042 ...the past and the future. 316 00:25:38,084 --> 00:25:41,292 The internationally known Professor... 317 00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:42,501 ...Cavan. 318 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,917 Tonight's program is going to be very special. 319 00:25:46,334 --> 00:25:49,667 We're not going to talk about UFOs or miracle cures. 320 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:52,209 Nor will we be taking your calls. 321 00:25:52,709 --> 00:25:55,334 Tonight we have with us a guest who is... 322 00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:56,501 ...exceptional. 323 00:25:57,084 --> 00:25:59,584 Someone about whom we have all heard,... 324 00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:02,209 ...but only a few really know. 325 00:26:03,459 --> 00:26:05,542 I am talking about the Devil! 326 00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:16,167 Heavy! 327 00:26:16,751 --> 00:26:18,751 How do you feel now it's over? 328 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:21,667 Great, thanks to you and the Dark Zone team. 329 00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:24,459 Juan Carlos Cruz is eleven years old. 330 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:27,667 A month ago, Juan Carlos had a strange illness... 331 00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:30,042 ...which no doctor could diagnose. 332 00:26:31,001 --> 00:26:33,876 Juan Carlos behaved as if he were someone else. 333 00:26:34,209 --> 00:26:36,459 As he said, "Like I had a man inside". 334 00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:41,001 The Dark Zone team got a call from his desperate parents,... 335 00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:44,876 ...unable to find any reason for their son's behavior. 336 00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:47,459 Soon after, we went to their home. 337 00:26:47,751 --> 00:26:49,459 This is what happened. 338 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:53,209 It's you! At last, you're here! 339 00:26:53,501 --> 00:26:55,376 - Where is he? - In his room. 340 00:26:56,084 --> 00:26:57,292 Take it easy, ma'am. 341 00:26:57,751 --> 00:26:59,626 Whatever happens in there,... 342 00:26:59,876 --> 00:27:02,167 ...remember it's for your son's good. 343 00:27:03,001 --> 00:27:03,876 Let's go! 344 00:27:04,334 --> 00:27:05,251 This way! 345 00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,292 What a fucking set-up! 346 00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:10,542 Here! The boy is in here! 347 00:27:12,001 --> 00:27:13,126 Hold him down! 348 00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:15,376 Quickly! 349 00:27:16,584 --> 00:27:18,001 Our Father, who art in... 350 00:27:19,459 --> 00:27:20,792 That's the man I need. 351 00:27:21,501 --> 00:27:22,501 That's for sure. 352 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:25,001 I have to talk to him. Come on. 353 00:27:25,292 --> 00:27:27,292 Wait till the program's over. 354 00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:32,751 I exorcise you by the blood of Christ... 355 00:27:33,126 --> 00:27:35,001 ...and return you to your lair! 356 00:27:40,709 --> 00:27:41,834 Our Father,... 357 00:27:42,376 --> 00:27:43,626 ...who art in Heaven,... 358 00:27:44,459 --> 00:27:46,209 ...hallowed be Thy name. 359 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,834 Thy kingdom come. 360 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,084 Juan Carlos... 361 00:27:51,001 --> 00:27:53,709 Juan Carlos, how are you? Are you all right? 362 00:27:54,001 --> 00:27:54,917 What happened? 363 00:27:58,501 --> 00:27:59,417 Heavy! 364 00:28:11,709 --> 00:28:12,626 That's him. 365 00:28:13,584 --> 00:28:15,584 Yes, that's Cavan, the creep. 366 00:28:21,417 --> 00:28:22,376 Let's go! 367 00:28:27,751 --> 00:28:30,001 Last week's program was real heavy. 368 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,917 - Hurry, we're losing him. - Cool it. 369 00:28:32,292 --> 00:28:34,084 I've got him. It was about a chick... 370 00:28:34,376 --> 00:28:36,584 ...who was raped by aliens. Did you see it? 371 00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:40,542 If you'd seen her! She looked like a real slut. 372 00:28:40,876 --> 00:28:43,292 I bet you anything she provoked them. 373 00:28:43,584 --> 00:28:45,459 I don't have a television. 374 00:28:45,751 --> 00:28:47,917 You don't? What do you do at night? 375 00:28:48,251 --> 00:28:49,167 Pray. 376 00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:52,626 Pray? But you must have seen programs like... 377 00:28:53,292 --> 00:28:55,501 ..."Final Questions” or or "Sister Citroen." 378 00:28:55,876 --> 00:28:58,792 No, that was the first program I've ever seen. 379 00:28:59,084 --> 00:29:00,042 Fuck! 380 00:29:00,501 --> 00:29:01,417 Stop! Stop! 381 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:03,251 He didn't indicate! 382 00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:28,667 Clean up Madrid 383 00:29:40,292 --> 00:29:42,042 I'll leave the money here. 384 00:29:55,709 --> 00:29:56,917 There he is! 385 00:30:14,042 --> 00:30:16,542 Didn't you see "Jesus Christ Superstar?" 386 00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:19,209 It was fucking great. "Hosanna, hey... 387 00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:23,001 ...sanna, sanna sanna hey, sanna hey, sanna! 388 00:30:23,417 --> 00:30:27,042 Or the other one that went, "Jesus Christ, Superstar! 389 00:30:27,334 --> 00:30:29,084 - Stop! He's parking! - All right. 390 00:30:44,834 --> 00:30:47,042 Here, father, it'll bring you luck. 391 00:31:25,126 --> 00:31:26,709 Ennio! This is Susana! 392 00:31:27,084 --> 00:31:30,417 I'm on my way over. We can have dinner together. 393 00:31:30,751 --> 00:31:34,209 But remember, tomorrow we're taking my mother to lunch. 394 00:31:34,917 --> 00:31:38,292 See you in a little while. So long. See you soon. 395 00:31:45,376 --> 00:31:47,209 Good evening. You must listen... 396 00:31:47,459 --> 00:31:48,417 Who are you? 397 00:31:49,126 --> 00:31:51,501 I am Angel Berriartua, from the University... 398 00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:55,042 Who gave you this address? This is my home. 399 00:31:55,417 --> 00:31:58,209 Yes. I'm from the University of Deusto... 400 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:01,501 Please, call the program for an appointment. 401 00:32:01,709 --> 00:32:02,834 Or write a letter. 402 00:32:03,167 --> 00:32:05,209 But we can't talk now. Good-bye. 403 00:32:05,501 --> 00:32:07,876 But I've discovered something incredible! 404 00:32:08,251 --> 00:32:10,751 That's great, but this isn't the time. 405 00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:13,709 Call me tomorrow. I'll deal with it personally. 406 00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:16,001 No, it has to be tonight! 407 00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:18,126 Why can't it be tomorrow? 408 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:19,667 The Antichrist is coming! 409 00:32:24,792 --> 00:32:26,042 All right, let's see. 410 00:32:26,917 --> 00:32:28,501 Leave me your address. 411 00:32:29,001 --> 00:32:31,501 I'll call you tomorrow morning... 412 00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:34,251 ...you come to the program and we'll discuss... 413 00:32:34,501 --> 00:32:36,209 ...the Antichrist. All right? 414 00:32:36,751 --> 00:32:38,792 Wait, I'll get my diary. 415 00:32:56,917 --> 00:32:58,501 Now, your name was...? 416 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,876 My God! What have you done? Are you crazy? 417 00:33:16,501 --> 00:33:17,751 I'm just desperate. 418 00:33:18,084 --> 00:33:19,667 Now you'll listen to me... 419 00:33:20,001 --> 00:33:20,876 ...carefully. 420 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,001 Have you read Tritheim? 421 00:33:45,626 --> 00:33:48,751 Pope John Paul II receives Spanish theologians 422 00:33:49,626 --> 00:33:50,584 Heavy, man! 423 00:34:00,667 --> 00:34:02,792 - You can't park here. Move on. - What? 424 00:34:03,251 --> 00:34:04,584 - Move on. - Am I in the way? 425 00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:07,584 - You're badly parked. - My pal's coming now. 426 00:34:08,084 --> 00:34:10,792 - Is this your car? - No, it's my mother's. 427 00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:12,334 Your papers, please. 428 00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:15,376 It's always the same fucking story! 429 00:34:20,334 --> 00:34:21,251 You see? 430 00:34:22,001 --> 00:34:25,501 Metraton can even substitute Shaddai. But unfortunately... 431 00:34:25,792 --> 00:34:28,751 ...this system only works with single words! 432 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:30,542 That's a shame. 433 00:34:32,042 --> 00:34:33,709 There had to be something... 434 00:34:34,126 --> 00:34:37,584 ...that had confused thinkers over the years. Isn't that so? 435 00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:40,751 What? Yes, yes. Please, continue. 436 00:34:41,126 --> 00:34:43,209 Well, I found what it was! 437 00:34:44,001 --> 00:34:47,584 All the Christian cabbalists were trying to find a message. 438 00:34:48,292 --> 00:34:50,251 A word behind the Apocalypse. 439 00:34:51,501 --> 00:34:52,417 The Word of God. 440 00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:54,292 They were wrong. 441 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:58,542 The message isn't a word. It's a number. 442 00:34:59,001 --> 00:35:00,084 A number! 443 00:35:01,626 --> 00:35:05,167 The sum of the value of all the words in the text. 444 00:35:05,459 --> 00:35:06,501 Two million... 445 00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:09,751 ...one hundred and twenty six thousand, four hundred and ten. 446 00:35:10,626 --> 00:35:12,042 That number is a date. 447 00:35:12,709 --> 00:35:17,501 2,126,410 days in the Jewish calendar of the time. 448 00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:19,709 Understand? 449 00:35:20,709 --> 00:35:24,209 A date, a specific day in the calendar! 450 00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:26,501 Yes, a day. 451 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,251 Yes. The Day of the Beast. 452 00:35:30,251 --> 00:35:31,626 The Jews counted time... 453 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:34,126 ...from the beginning of the world... 454 00:35:34,501 --> 00:35:37,876 ...which they dated 3,761 years before the birth of Christ. 455 00:35:38,292 --> 00:35:40,542 Given that they used a lunar calendar... 456 00:35:40,792 --> 00:35:42,626 ...and we use a solar one... 457 00:35:43,251 --> 00:35:46,834 ...that is equivalent to December 25, 1995. 458 00:35:48,042 --> 00:35:49,376 You mean, tomorrow. 459 00:35:49,834 --> 00:35:54,084 No! Tonight, before dawn. What is the Apocalypse about? 460 00:35:55,126 --> 00:35:57,042 I don't know, I can't remember. 461 00:35:57,751 --> 00:36:00,376 The beginning of the end of the world. 462 00:36:00,542 --> 00:36:02,251 If we don't prevent it... 463 00:36:02,501 --> 00:36:05,001 ...the Antichrist will be born tonight. 464 00:36:05,334 --> 00:36:06,584 But I need your help. 465 00:36:16,501 --> 00:36:18,751 You must help me contact the Devil. 466 00:36:19,209 --> 00:36:20,167 What? 467 00:36:20,501 --> 00:36:22,709 I know the date, but not the place! 468 00:36:25,084 --> 00:36:26,126 Where will it be? 469 00:36:26,501 --> 00:36:29,167 I don't know. I haven't the slightest idea. 470 00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,876 To find out, I have to join them. 471 00:36:32,334 --> 00:36:34,251 I must sell my soul to the Devil. 472 00:36:34,917 --> 00:36:38,751 I'll be at the ceremony tonight and I'll kill him there. 473 00:36:39,751 --> 00:36:41,376 I'll kill the Antichrist... 474 00:36:41,626 --> 00:36:43,584 ...and the world may be saved. 475 00:36:44,501 --> 00:36:48,667 That's why I need to contact the Devil, and you can do it. 476 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:53,292 But this is all... This can't be happening! 477 00:36:53,584 --> 00:36:55,292 Will you be much longer? 478 00:36:55,709 --> 00:36:59,251 I'm badly parked again and we'll have to move soon. 479 00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:00,876 You're the TV guy? 480 00:37:02,251 --> 00:37:04,084 - A pleasure. - Who is this? 481 00:37:05,001 --> 00:37:05,876 I'm Jose Mari. 482 00:37:06,459 --> 00:37:07,417 Neat place! 483 00:37:08,584 --> 00:37:11,084 These masks are plastic, aren't they? 484 00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:15,584 If you want to rob the house, go ahead... 485 00:37:15,876 --> 00:37:17,417 ...but there's no money. 486 00:37:17,751 --> 00:37:19,709 How can I make you believe me? 487 00:37:21,501 --> 00:37:24,584 All right. If you want me to believe you, I do. 488 00:37:25,084 --> 00:37:28,709 But why is it going to be here? It could be somewhere else! 489 00:37:29,042 --> 00:37:31,001 No! It will be here, in Madrid! 490 00:37:32,001 --> 00:37:34,917 You don't believe me. There are hundreds of signs! 491 00:37:35,251 --> 00:37:36,209 Look. 492 00:37:36,751 --> 00:37:39,792 Newly born babies are disappearing. Just look! 493 00:37:40,334 --> 00:37:41,251 Fifty cases! 494 00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:44,626 Desecrated graves. 495 00:37:45,042 --> 00:37:47,834 100 cases here in Madrid in just one year! 496 00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:50,501 Is that not enough? 497 00:37:50,834 --> 00:37:52,626 It just proves you're crazy! 498 00:37:53,042 --> 00:37:55,917 And if it is true, how will you fool the Devil? 499 00:37:56,251 --> 00:37:58,417 Will you turn up like it's a wedding? 500 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:00,876 No, it won't be like a wedding. 501 00:38:01,251 --> 00:38:04,584 There won't be thousands adoring him. Nothing like that! 502 00:38:05,251 --> 00:38:06,501 - Oh, no? - No! 503 00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:09,334 Damn! 504 00:38:09,667 --> 00:38:12,876 The Devil tries to imitate God in order mock him. 505 00:38:13,626 --> 00:38:16,792 The birth of his son will imitate the birth of Jesus. 506 00:38:17,084 --> 00:38:19,292 Like a secret, but visible to all... 507 00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:20,751 ...as in Bethlehem. 508 00:38:21,751 --> 00:38:23,751 Will the Wise Men be there too? 509 00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:27,917 - We'll be the Wise Men. - Us? Fucking great! 510 00:38:28,417 --> 00:38:31,001 And is that asshole going as the pageboy? 511 00:38:33,542 --> 00:38:34,376 I don't like... 512 00:38:34,584 --> 00:38:36,084 ...your attitude. 513 00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:39,709 Listen carefully. I am sacrificing eternal life... 514 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:41,334 ...to fool the Devil... 515 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:43,751 ...and to kill the Antichrist! 516 00:38:44,167 --> 00:38:46,126 Great! Kidnapped by a saint! 517 00:38:47,501 --> 00:38:48,667 Quite the opposite. 518 00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:51,459 I'll take every chance to commit evil. 519 00:38:52,001 --> 00:38:53,542 The Devil will trust me. 520 00:39:02,126 --> 00:39:03,126 The first thing... 521 00:39:03,751 --> 00:39:05,334 ...is to draw... 522 00:39:05,584 --> 00:39:06,626 ...the pentacle. 523 00:39:09,834 --> 00:39:12,126 It's in the middle pages. 524 00:39:12,542 --> 00:39:14,084 A circle with symbols. 525 00:39:14,501 --> 00:39:18,167 You must draw it on the floor, and then we stand inside it. 526 00:39:18,501 --> 00:39:21,334 - So the Devil can't pass it. - That's right. 527 00:39:22,292 --> 00:39:22,834 What else? 528 00:39:23,209 --> 00:39:26,126 Be patient! There are lots of things to remember! 529 00:39:26,459 --> 00:39:28,251 Calm down. You know what's vital. 530 00:39:29,792 --> 00:39:30,751 A sword. 531 00:39:31,334 --> 00:39:34,626 A sacred sword, or a large knife. It's like a magic wand. 532 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,876 There'll be one in the kitchen. 533 00:39:40,584 --> 00:39:41,542 What else? 534 00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,376 An Amanita muscarea. 535 00:39:45,667 --> 00:39:48,834 A mushroom? What for? Are you trying to fool me? 536 00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:54,167 No, mushrooms are psychotropics. You know, like drugs. 537 00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:59,334 Yeah, I've tried those. It's like a kind of acid... 538 00:39:59,584 --> 00:40:00,501 ...like LSD. 539 00:40:01,709 --> 00:40:03,126 I have some here. 540 00:40:05,001 --> 00:40:06,292 It isn't for me, father. 541 00:40:06,542 --> 00:40:09,126 Some pals of mine are having a party. 542 00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:10,917 Got the lucky gloves? 543 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:17,751 Yeah, this is it. 544 00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:21,834 Will it do? 545 00:40:25,042 --> 00:40:26,126 This is absurd! 546 00:40:26,501 --> 00:40:30,459 Don't you see that this is just a farce for assholes? 547 00:40:30,917 --> 00:40:33,626 Assholes who watch my program and buy my book! 548 00:40:34,042 --> 00:40:36,501 - That's the truth! - Are we back to that? 549 00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,792 You think that I enjoy this? 550 00:40:42,751 --> 00:40:44,709 That I like using violence? 551 00:40:47,459 --> 00:40:50,334 I have no other choice. It's the only solution. 552 00:40:50,876 --> 00:40:52,251 You should collaborate. 553 00:40:52,834 --> 00:40:53,751 We need... 554 00:40:54,709 --> 00:40:57,584 ...a goblet, with four consecrated hosts... 555 00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:01,292 ...anointed with a maiden's blood. 556 00:41:03,334 --> 00:41:04,876 Got any maiden's blood? 557 00:41:05,501 --> 00:41:07,334 - That isn't in the book. - I know. 558 00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:10,251 Not everything is. That's why you need me. 559 00:41:11,126 --> 00:41:13,251 Look, without the maiden's blood, ... 560 00:41:13,584 --> 00:41:15,792 ...the invocation will be of no use! 561 00:41:16,126 --> 00:41:18,209 I think it's time to forget it! 562 00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:33,459 Excuse me. 563 00:41:34,251 --> 00:41:35,501 I've made a mistake. 564 00:41:36,626 --> 00:41:37,792 Susana! Run! 565 00:41:38,042 --> 00:41:39,542 Get away! He's crazy! 566 00:42:26,209 --> 00:42:27,126 Darling! 567 00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:29,167 What are you doing? 568 00:42:39,292 --> 00:42:40,167 What happened? 569 00:42:40,501 --> 00:42:42,792 - She fell down the stairs. - My God! 570 00:42:43,209 --> 00:42:46,126 It should have been deliberate but it was an accident. 571 00:42:50,209 --> 00:42:53,376 Christ! What a dame, father! How did you do it? 572 00:42:54,792 --> 00:42:56,917 I could only find sliced bread... 573 00:42:57,251 --> 00:42:59,709 ...but I cut some of the symbols on it. 574 00:43:00,042 --> 00:43:00,917 Good, thank you. 575 00:43:03,834 --> 00:43:06,459 You do the pentacle. To what? 576 00:43:08,834 --> 00:43:11,626 - You said we needed some blood. - Wait a minute! 577 00:43:12,834 --> 00:43:13,792 Now what is it? 578 00:43:14,167 --> 00:43:16,167 - She's no use. - Why is she no use? 579 00:43:16,501 --> 00:43:19,084 She's no use. She isn't a maiden. 580 00:43:19,334 --> 00:43:21,626 She isn't a virgin. Her blood is no use. 581 00:43:23,292 --> 00:43:24,501 Sure she isn't a virgin? 582 00:43:25,542 --> 00:43:27,376 Absolutely. I swear it. 583 00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:30,126 And you need a virgin's blood. 584 00:43:30,501 --> 00:43:32,626 Otherwise, it's no good, I told you. 585 00:43:33,626 --> 00:43:34,626 You're right. 586 00:43:36,834 --> 00:43:40,459 Jose Maria, finish the pentacle. I'll be out for an hour. 587 00:43:40,751 --> 00:43:43,626 - Where are you going? - To find some blood. 588 00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:47,667 You think you can find a virgin in one hour? 589 00:43:49,417 --> 00:43:50,292 Yes. 590 00:43:52,042 --> 00:43:53,084 With God's help. 591 00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:58,376 "Christmas Eve is coming, Christmas Eve is going. 592 00:43:58,709 --> 00:44:02,209 We are going too and we won't be back again.? 593 00:44:08,709 --> 00:44:09,876 You're soaked! 594 00:44:10,584 --> 00:44:11,501 It's raining. 595 00:44:15,376 --> 00:44:17,376 - Will I fix you something hot? - No, no, no. 596 00:44:18,709 --> 00:44:20,376 Well, yes. A coffee. 597 00:44:36,251 --> 00:44:38,834 "The Virgin is combing her hair... 598 00:44:39,251 --> 00:44:41,334 ...in amongst the veils... 599 00:44:41,626 --> 00:44:43,376 - Are you alone? - No way! 600 00:44:43,584 --> 00:44:46,001 Madam is asleep, nothing will waken her. 601 00:44:46,334 --> 00:44:48,334 So I have to prepare everything. 602 00:44:49,709 --> 00:44:52,251 - Is there a celebration? - Christmas Eve. 603 00:44:52,626 --> 00:44:55,751 Of course, Christmas Eve! What was I thinking of? 604 00:44:56,167 --> 00:44:58,292 - Won't you have something? - No, I won't. 605 00:44:59,334 --> 00:45:01,917 You could have some tea, or camomile. 606 00:45:02,292 --> 00:45:05,751 I just had some, and anyway, I have to fix the salad. 607 00:45:06,084 --> 00:45:08,126 I won't insist if that's how it is. 608 00:45:08,459 --> 00:45:10,209 All right then, I will. 609 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:14,334 Are you staying for dinner? We have some lovely rabbit. 610 00:45:14,584 --> 00:45:15,667 Rabbit? That's nice! 611 00:45:16,501 --> 00:45:19,501 But I can't, I'm in a hurry. I have to go out again. 612 00:45:26,417 --> 00:45:28,834 - May I ask you a question? - What is it? 613 00:45:29,751 --> 00:45:30,792 Are you a virgin? 614 00:45:32,001 --> 00:45:33,709 - What? - Are you a virgin? 615 00:45:36,251 --> 00:45:37,834 Don't worry, I'm a priest. 616 00:45:38,209 --> 00:45:40,751 I'm asking like I was your father or mother. 617 00:45:41,126 --> 00:45:44,001 No, no, I don't mind. It's just that... 618 00:45:44,917 --> 00:45:46,334 ...I wasn't expecting it. 619 00:45:47,209 --> 00:45:48,709 You took me by surprise. 620 00:45:49,167 --> 00:45:51,876 - You don't have to answer. -I don't mind! 621 00:45:52,459 --> 00:45:53,542 - Mmm... - What? 622 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:54,751 Yes, I am. 623 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:56,542 Until I get married... 624 00:45:57,084 --> 00:45:58,501 ...nothing doing. 625 00:45:58,834 --> 00:46:00,542 That's very good, child. 626 00:46:03,501 --> 00:46:05,084 Was Madam behind this? 627 00:46:06,042 --> 00:46:09,292 - If she thinks her son and I... - No, I just wondered. 628 00:46:09,542 --> 00:46:11,292 He's never touched me! 629 00:46:11,584 --> 00:46:14,584 He's a drug addict, he's a pig, and he's fat! 630 00:46:15,001 --> 00:46:16,584 I don't know what to do. 631 00:46:17,292 --> 00:46:21,042 Don't worry. I'll talk to him. He won't bother you again. 632 00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:24,001 - Really? - Yes. I'm here to help others. 633 00:46:26,209 --> 00:46:27,334 Have your coffee. 634 00:46:27,626 --> 00:46:30,001 - I don't feel like it. - Have it at once! 635 00:46:31,751 --> 00:46:32,751 I'm a bit edgy. 636 00:46:38,751 --> 00:46:39,834 I get edgy and... 637 00:46:41,876 --> 00:46:45,626 - I'm very edgy, that's all. - I can see that. What's wrong? 638 00:46:46,001 --> 00:46:47,709 - It's very serious. - What is? 639 00:46:48,126 --> 00:46:51,084 I can't explain it all now, there isn't time. 640 00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:53,209 -I need your blood. - What? 641 00:46:54,709 --> 00:46:57,417 Not all of it. Just a little bottle. 642 00:46:59,001 --> 00:47:01,751 Why do you want my blood? For a transfusion? 643 00:47:02,126 --> 00:47:05,251 No, for an invocation. I have to invoke the devil. 644 00:47:05,501 --> 00:47:06,834 This will sound odd... 645 00:47:07,209 --> 00:47:09,542 ...but we had a girl who wasn't a virgin... 646 00:47:09,917 --> 00:47:12,584 ...and as it seems we must have a virgin... 647 00:47:12,834 --> 00:47:14,209 ...I thought of you. 648 00:47:14,751 --> 00:47:18,209 No, I don't want to. I don't like the idea, really. 649 00:47:18,501 --> 00:47:20,251 Look, you needn't worry. 650 00:47:20,917 --> 00:47:22,501 It's a real emergency. 651 00:47:23,126 --> 00:47:24,042 Keep away! 652 00:47:25,209 --> 00:47:28,417 Now, don't be like that. It'll only take a moment. 653 00:47:30,084 --> 00:47:34,001 Look, we can do it with this and no one will ever know. 654 00:47:34,292 --> 00:47:36,251 - I'll stick this in you! - Look... 655 00:48:05,042 --> 00:48:06,001 Mina! 656 00:48:08,626 --> 00:48:09,584 Mina! 657 00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:17,001 Where are you? 658 00:48:19,292 --> 00:48:21,084 Mina! That girl! 659 00:48:22,417 --> 00:48:23,167 Yes? 660 00:48:23,459 --> 00:48:24,501 - Is Tere there? - What? 661 00:48:24,792 --> 00:48:27,042 - Is that the whore house? - No, it isn't. 662 00:48:28,334 --> 00:48:29,584 You've made a mistake. 663 00:48:31,584 --> 00:48:33,417 You want the house opposite. 664 00:48:34,626 --> 00:48:38,126 The whores are over there! People come here to sleep! 665 00:48:39,126 --> 00:48:40,626 I'll call the police. 666 00:48:45,376 --> 00:48:46,584 Mina! Where are you? 667 00:48:47,709 --> 00:48:49,626 Mina! Are you asleep? 668 00:48:50,376 --> 00:48:51,792 Where the hell are you? 669 00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:54,792 Mina! Is that you? 670 00:48:56,751 --> 00:48:57,834 No, it's me. 671 00:48:59,042 --> 00:49:00,126 Excuse me, father. 672 00:49:00,917 --> 00:49:02,126 I can't find Mina. 673 00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:04,001 Do you know where she is? 674 00:49:04,751 --> 00:49:07,584 I've been in here for ages, I've seen nothing. 675 00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:13,626 Are you ill? 676 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:16,792 No, I'm perfectly well, thank you. 677 00:49:17,501 --> 00:49:18,834 Why is the light off? 678 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:23,501 The light! 679 00:49:24,126 --> 00:49:25,292 That's much better. 680 00:49:26,376 --> 00:49:27,709 Don't worry about me. 681 00:49:29,126 --> 00:49:30,292 It was the rabbit... 682 00:50:05,501 --> 00:50:08,084 - Police? - This is police headquarters. 683 00:50:08,417 --> 00:50:11,917 - There's a murderer in my house. - Name, address and I.D. number? 684 00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:14,334 What? What did you say? 685 00:50:14,792 --> 00:50:17,501 Give me your name, address and I.D. number. 686 00:50:18,501 --> 00:50:19,876 Hello? Hello? 687 00:51:03,834 --> 00:51:04,792 Murderer! 688 00:52:18,751 --> 00:52:20,001 What are you doing? 689 00:52:20,334 --> 00:52:22,876 You don't have to fuck up the floor! 690 00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:26,376 The book says you must do it with the magic knife. 691 00:52:26,626 --> 00:52:28,792 I put that in for the sake of it. 692 00:52:29,792 --> 00:52:32,126 Fuck you! You shouldn't have put it! 693 00:52:35,417 --> 00:52:38,167 All you TV people are real fuckers! 694 00:52:38,709 --> 00:52:40,751 You're always laughing at people! 695 00:52:43,626 --> 00:52:45,542 - You're in real trouble. - Who, me? 696 00:52:46,126 --> 00:52:47,042 Yes, you. 697 00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:47,709 Why? 698 00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:51,501 This is a kidnapping, and that woman... 699 00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:52,667 ...may be dead. 700 00:52:53,709 --> 00:52:55,667 You could go down for a few years. 701 00:52:56,251 --> 00:52:59,209 You're aiding a psychopath, a dangerous madman! 702 00:52:59,501 --> 00:53:01,709 Who knows what he's up to now? 703 00:53:02,084 --> 00:53:04,167 All I'm doing is drawing something. 704 00:53:04,501 --> 00:53:06,834 But you're helping him. You're helping... 705 00:53:07,126 --> 00:53:08,084 ...a murderer. 706 00:53:08,876 --> 00:53:09,834 Listen to me! 707 00:53:10,542 --> 00:53:12,667 Can you hear me? Untie me! 708 00:53:13,376 --> 00:53:14,376 Lunatic! 709 00:53:14,667 --> 00:53:15,792 Do you want money? 710 00:53:18,042 --> 00:53:20,667 - Say something! - That'll be the cops again. 711 00:53:21,001 --> 00:53:22,584 Damn the bastard! 712 00:53:26,917 --> 00:53:27,751 Fuck it! 713 00:53:28,126 --> 00:53:31,334 That fucking tow truck! For Chrissake! 714 00:54:02,126 --> 00:54:03,917 - What's up? - I'm sorry. 715 00:54:04,334 --> 00:54:06,876 - Where's my car? - We waited for ages. 716 00:54:07,126 --> 00:54:09,001 Then we called the tow truck. 717 00:54:10,126 --> 00:54:12,834 Some friends are expecting us at a party and... 718 00:54:16,751 --> 00:54:17,751 Susana! 719 00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:22,626 What's going on? 720 00:54:23,834 --> 00:54:25,209 Untie me! Hurry! 721 00:54:25,459 --> 00:54:26,501 He's coming back! 722 00:54:27,667 --> 00:54:30,584 - What happened? - Untie me! Get the knife! 723 00:54:31,584 --> 00:54:32,501 Hurry! 724 00:54:33,292 --> 00:54:34,542 Are you in trouble? 725 00:54:34,876 --> 00:54:36,876 Come on, hurry up! 726 00:54:37,876 --> 00:54:40,167 - What are you doing? - Calling the police! 727 00:54:40,501 --> 00:54:42,834 There's no time. Get the fucking knife! 728 00:54:44,126 --> 00:54:45,042 Sorry! 729 00:54:48,626 --> 00:54:49,584 Good evening! 730 00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:56,001 Now, don't panic! 731 00:54:56,667 --> 00:54:57,584 Careful! 732 00:55:00,751 --> 00:55:02,209 He's coming! Hurry up! 733 00:55:03,876 --> 00:55:05,751 Forget about that! Hide! 734 00:55:11,584 --> 00:55:13,709 She's gone. She went to call the police! 735 00:55:14,292 --> 00:55:15,417 Get out, Susana! 736 00:55:20,501 --> 00:55:21,584 Run, Susana! 737 00:57:08,834 --> 00:57:09,792 I brought this. 738 00:57:10,501 --> 00:57:11,584 Will it help? 739 00:57:13,376 --> 00:57:14,709 A tape? What's it for? 740 00:57:16,751 --> 00:57:18,376 You know, demonic music. 741 00:57:19,542 --> 00:57:21,542 Heavy? You want to play heavy? 742 00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:24,251 It's Death Metal. It isn't the same. 743 00:57:24,917 --> 00:57:26,834 Sattanica. They're very good. 744 00:57:27,126 --> 00:57:29,459 - Right. - It's a form of invocation. 745 00:57:30,209 --> 00:57:32,209 Some have to be played backwards. 746 00:57:32,584 --> 00:57:36,042 Look, do whatever you want. Listen to it backwards. 747 00:57:36,376 --> 00:57:39,167 Play heavy if you want, but I'd rather you didn't. 748 00:57:39,626 --> 00:57:40,834 You're the expert. 749 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:43,584 Thank you. ls everything ready? 750 00:57:44,167 --> 00:57:46,251 Knife, bread, LSD, immaculate blood. 751 00:57:46,501 --> 00:57:47,542 In under an hour! 752 00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:51,834 Let's get started, please. And in silence. 753 00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:55,626 Read this. 754 00:57:56,126 --> 00:57:59,084 Out loud. It's your pact with the Devil. 755 00:58:01,376 --> 00:58:03,042 "My lord and master Satan... 756 00:58:03,751 --> 00:58:07,459 ...I recognize you as my God and promise to serve you. 757 00:58:07,834 --> 00:58:09,667 I now renounce Jesus Christ. 758 00:58:10,542 --> 00:58:12,751 I promise to adore you every day... 759 00:58:13,126 --> 00:58:15,001 ...to do all the evil I can... 760 00:58:15,334 --> 00:58:18,126 ...and to draw as many as I can to do evil. 761 00:58:18,751 --> 00:58:21,751 I surrender to you my body, my soul and my life... 762 00:58:22,084 --> 00:58:24,042 ...dedicated to you for ever... 763 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:26,417 ...with no intention of repentance. 764 00:58:29,501 --> 00:58:30,417 That's it. 765 00:58:30,709 --> 00:58:33,209 - Now, sign it with your blood. - Heavy! 766 00:58:45,626 --> 00:58:46,417 And now? 767 00:58:46,626 --> 00:58:47,584 Burn it. 768 00:58:56,084 --> 00:58:57,001 Now what? 769 00:58:58,209 --> 00:58:59,584 Nothing. That's all. 770 00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:04,542 What did you expect? Are you convinced? 771 00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:07,584 - Nothing's happening. - Of course not. 772 00:59:07,876 --> 00:59:09,751 This is just messing around. 773 00:59:10,126 --> 00:59:12,126 I told you. The Devil! 774 00:59:14,751 --> 00:59:16,334 It's incredible! 775 00:59:16,542 --> 00:59:17,501 Be quiet! 776 00:59:17,834 --> 00:59:19,292 Will we try the music? 777 00:59:19,584 --> 00:59:21,876 No, we won't. We're going to wait. 778 00:59:29,084 --> 00:59:30,001 Christ! 779 00:59:46,292 --> 00:59:48,001 You see? It was scared off! 780 00:59:48,834 --> 00:59:50,792 It couldn't cross the pentacle! 781 01:00:38,792 --> 01:00:39,751 My God! 782 01:00:42,834 --> 01:00:44,792 Have they gone? What happened? 783 01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:47,751 Nothing, it's all right. 784 01:00:48,376 --> 01:00:52,126 - It's better if you go home. - What? And leave you here? 785 01:00:52,459 --> 01:00:54,667 Go home and I'll call you later. 786 01:00:55,542 --> 01:00:58,917 They almost killed us, and you want to stay here! 787 01:00:59,542 --> 01:01:01,001 What's wrong with you? 788 01:01:01,334 --> 01:01:04,042 I'm perfectly all right. Nothing happened. 789 01:01:04,626 --> 01:01:06,167 Now, come on. Let's go. 790 01:01:07,876 --> 01:01:10,584 Don't worry, I'll call you tomorrow. 791 01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:13,167 Nothing's wrong. We'll talk tomorrow. 792 01:01:25,042 --> 01:01:27,167 There are hundreds of combinations. 793 01:01:27,501 --> 01:01:30,292 Thousands of millions. There are 15 letters. 794 01:01:30,709 --> 01:01:34,001 A permutation of 15 elements with three repeated twice,... 795 01:01:34,334 --> 01:01:36,792 ...and two, three times, giving us a total of... 796 01:01:37,167 --> 01:01:40,459 ...4,540,536,000 possibilities. 797 01:01:41,167 --> 01:01:44,334 My head's spinning. I think none of them makes sense. 798 01:01:44,626 --> 01:01:47,376 - Almost none. - We use all the letters? 799 01:01:47,667 --> 01:01:49,292 - Yes. - That's it. 800 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:53,876 This is not a game. 801 01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:55,126 Holy God! 802 01:02:01,209 --> 01:02:02,126 Don't answer. 803 01:02:02,501 --> 01:02:03,626 It might be Susana. 804 01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:05,292 It isn't Susana. 805 01:02:06,084 --> 01:02:07,209 I can't help it! 806 01:02:08,209 --> 01:02:10,167 - Is there another way out? - No. 807 01:02:11,334 --> 01:02:12,876 We must get out of here! 808 01:02:14,417 --> 01:02:15,334 Come on! 809 01:02:15,709 --> 01:02:18,042 Follow me! Don't just sit there! 810 01:02:18,584 --> 01:02:19,584 Come on! Hurry! 811 01:02:22,584 --> 01:02:24,834 - It's him. He's come for us! - The window! 812 01:02:27,084 --> 01:02:28,042 This way. 813 01:02:30,209 --> 01:02:31,376 We're going to die! 814 01:02:31,709 --> 01:02:34,042 - Stop laughing! - This is very high! 815 01:02:35,334 --> 01:02:38,292 Don't push. We have to hold on to the bars. 816 01:02:38,542 --> 01:02:41,251 - Hurry! - Don't push me! I'll fall! 817 01:02:43,584 --> 01:02:44,667 Don't look down! 818 01:02:47,709 --> 01:02:48,626 Be careful! 819 01:02:57,667 --> 01:02:58,584 Be careful! 820 01:02:59,751 --> 01:03:00,751 Take it slowly. 821 01:03:03,501 --> 01:03:04,667 We're at the top. 822 01:03:05,084 --> 01:03:06,584 Only six more letters! 823 01:03:07,042 --> 01:03:08,876 - Just as well! - Wait for me! 824 01:03:10,084 --> 01:03:11,042 Cool it, father. 825 01:03:11,292 --> 01:03:12,376 We'll wait for you. 826 01:03:12,751 --> 01:03:13,792 Don't crowd me! 827 01:03:18,001 --> 01:03:19,417 What are you doing? 828 01:03:20,084 --> 01:03:21,917 - Be careful! - Cool it, man. 829 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:25,042 Fuck, this is high! 830 01:03:25,501 --> 01:03:26,917 Look up here, folks! 831 01:03:27,626 --> 01:03:29,001 Be careful, you fool! 832 01:03:32,084 --> 01:03:33,042 I can't stop! 833 01:03:33,792 --> 01:03:36,667 I can't stop! We're so high up! 834 01:03:45,084 --> 01:03:46,542 - Don't look down! - Look! 835 01:03:46,834 --> 01:03:47,542 Shut up! 836 01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:49,209 You'll knock us off! 837 01:03:49,584 --> 01:03:50,917 Hey, cool it, man. 838 01:03:51,459 --> 01:03:52,376 Going down! 839 01:03:54,584 --> 01:03:57,042 I'm going to kill myself! 840 01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,501 Fucking great! 841 01:04:04,792 --> 01:04:05,751 Let go of me! 842 01:04:06,042 --> 01:04:07,459 - Let go! - Climb up! 843 01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:11,459 Now, be careful. We're going to move down bit by bit. 844 01:04:12,334 --> 01:04:14,751 - He isn't thinking straight. - Am I not? 845 01:04:15,459 --> 01:04:17,542 What if I jump off right now? 846 01:04:17,834 --> 01:04:19,292 Stop talking rubbish! 847 01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:21,334 We'll all be fucked! 848 01:04:24,917 --> 01:04:27,584 We're going down! We're going down! 849 01:04:31,917 --> 01:04:34,126 Look, father! Look, I'm flying! 850 01:04:34,751 --> 01:04:36,501 Like the angels! 851 01:05:01,251 --> 01:05:02,209 My God! 852 01:05:07,334 --> 01:05:08,376 Don't let go of me! 853 01:05:09,001 --> 01:05:10,834 Don't let go of me! 854 01:06:01,001 --> 01:06:02,209 Santa Claus! 855 01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:04,251 Santa Claus is in the house! 856 01:06:04,792 --> 01:06:06,334 Morn! Dad! Come here! 857 01:06:06,667 --> 01:06:09,542 Santa Claus has come in through the window! 858 01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:11,042 Are you ready, love? 859 01:06:11,917 --> 01:06:14,292 Let's see Santa Claus. 860 01:06:20,084 --> 01:06:21,917 - Happy Christmas. - Good-bye. 861 01:07:09,084 --> 01:07:11,584 And so ended the attempted kidnapping... 862 01:07:11,876 --> 01:07:12,917 ...of Ennio Lombardi,... 863 01:07:13,251 --> 01:07:15,292 ...better known as Professor Cavan... 864 01:07:15,501 --> 01:07:17,292 ...from "The Dark Zone"... 865 01:07:17,584 --> 01:07:19,626 ...shown on this station. 866 01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:23,042 The motive for the kidnapping is unknown,... 867 01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:26,459 ...and those responsible, as yet unidentified,... 868 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:28,126 I've just heard the news! 869 01:07:28,459 --> 01:07:30,584 I rang the hospital but you'd gone! 870 01:07:32,084 --> 01:07:34,584 How are you? Will I get you a chair? 871 01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:37,792 - Do they know where they are? - We have no idea! 872 01:07:38,084 --> 01:07:39,042 Just as well. 873 01:07:39,376 --> 01:07:42,001 You should be in hospital. How are you? 874 01:07:42,334 --> 01:07:44,917 Leave me be! I want to talk to the TV guy! 875 01:07:45,251 --> 01:07:47,126 - Why? - We 're on in two hours. 876 01:07:47,376 --> 01:07:48,459 - What? - A special program. 877 01:07:48,792 --> 01:07:51,459 And we stop the Christmas programs? 878 01:07:52,501 --> 01:07:54,501 I think you must be in shock! 879 01:07:54,751 --> 01:07:56,792 That is absolutely impossible! 880 01:07:57,167 --> 01:07:58,376 What you asked for... 881 01:07:58,917 --> 01:08:01,001 This? This is garbage! Shit! 882 01:08:01,334 --> 01:08:03,417 It's all they could find in Madrid! 883 01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:05,126 There must be more! 884 01:08:05,501 --> 01:08:07,709 Have you checked the program on sects? 885 01:08:08,584 --> 01:08:10,834 That's true! What about the sects? 886 01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:15,126 Very well. 887 01:08:15,667 --> 01:08:18,167 If that's all there is, you're fired. 888 01:08:18,459 --> 01:08:21,626 It would be easier if we knew what we were looking for. 889 01:08:21,917 --> 01:08:23,417 Don't you fucking listen? 890 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:25,126 I told you! 891 01:08:25,917 --> 01:08:27,876 A place, a fucking site! 892 01:08:28,501 --> 01:08:29,459 I don't know. 893 01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:32,501 A building, a square, gardens. 894 01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:35,751 The place where Satanists meet here in Madrid! 895 01:08:36,334 --> 01:08:39,792 But don't bring me another boy possessed by the Devil! 896 01:08:40,251 --> 01:08:43,584 But we only had an hour. We didn't even have any dinner. 897 01:08:44,501 --> 01:08:45,459 We need time. 898 01:08:46,167 --> 01:08:49,501 If I don't get it by tonight, you can shove your dinner! 899 01:08:51,251 --> 01:08:52,209 Ennio, wait! 900 01:08:52,459 --> 01:08:53,501 We can't wait. 901 01:08:53,751 --> 01:08:55,376 - Calm down! - We can't wait! 902 01:08:55,626 --> 01:08:57,417 Mr. Cavan, your autograph? 903 01:09:01,334 --> 01:09:04,751 Is someone going to clean this, or do you expect me to do it? 904 01:09:05,167 --> 01:09:06,792 Ennio! Ennio! 905 01:09:07,334 --> 01:09:08,292 Mr. Cavan... 906 01:09:11,667 --> 01:09:15,542 Can you leave that for later? We're trying to work. 907 01:09:16,751 --> 01:09:19,792 - How are you? - What the fuck are you doing? 908 01:09:20,584 --> 01:09:22,542 Excuse me, happy Christmas. 909 01:09:23,042 --> 01:09:24,459 Can't you see we're busy? 910 01:09:24,834 --> 01:09:28,876 I'm glad that you're better. Will you sign your book for me? 911 01:09:29,251 --> 01:09:31,501 My wife and kids love your program. 912 01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:35,834 This book is shit. A fraud. Tell your wife and kids that. 913 01:09:37,792 --> 01:09:38,584 - Fuck! - What? 914 01:09:39,042 --> 01:09:40,709 - I've lost my pen. - Use this. 915 01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:42,459 You're a genius! 916 01:09:42,709 --> 01:09:44,334 We'll slay them tonight! 917 01:09:44,584 --> 01:09:47,542 Everyone else has carols and we have the Devil! 918 01:09:47,834 --> 01:09:49,626 We'll have to do a re-run. 919 01:09:50,001 --> 01:09:51,917 - Your wife's name? - Mari-Angeles. 920 01:09:55,042 --> 01:09:56,042 Dump the program. 921 01:09:56,292 --> 01:09:56,667 What? 922 01:09:57,001 --> 01:09:58,417 Forget the program! 923 01:09:59,459 --> 01:10:03,042 Are you crazy? Why have you sent everyone to look for... 924 01:10:03,334 --> 01:10:04,792 ...the Devil's temple? 925 01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:07,501 The Antichrist will be born tonight. 926 01:10:07,792 --> 01:10:08,501 What? 927 01:10:08,751 --> 01:10:10,126 Shut up. Here you are. 928 01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:11,917 Thank you. 929 01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:15,501 I got a fright when I saw you on the News, climbing... 930 01:10:15,751 --> 01:10:17,376 Why don't you fuck off? 931 01:10:19,584 --> 01:10:20,876 Wait a minute! The book... 932 01:10:21,626 --> 01:10:22,584 Thank you. 933 01:10:27,626 --> 01:10:30,209 What is it, Cavan? Aren't we paying you enough? 934 01:10:30,876 --> 01:10:33,751 Do you want to be fired and go to another channel? 935 01:10:34,626 --> 01:10:37,667 Are you trying to annoy me so we'll throw you out? 936 01:10:41,459 --> 01:10:42,584 You hurt my eye! 937 01:10:44,417 --> 01:10:45,792 What are you looking at? 938 01:10:47,084 --> 01:10:48,126 In all the time... 939 01:10:48,501 --> 01:10:52,834 ...we've worked together, you've never listened to me! 940 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,209 You know that? 941 01:11:06,459 --> 01:11:07,376 Keep moving. 942 01:11:07,917 --> 01:11:10,292 Keep moving, don't stop. Keep moving. 943 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:13,376 We're stuck. The cops are all over. 944 01:11:15,501 --> 01:11:19,042 Time is running out. It'll be dawn in a few hours. 945 01:11:19,417 --> 01:11:21,751 We won't last five minutes out there. 946 01:11:22,209 --> 01:11:23,167 What will we do? 947 01:11:24,042 --> 01:11:27,501 We must be very close by now. If only there was a... 948 01:11:27,834 --> 01:11:29,792 What? What do you want? 949 01:11:30,084 --> 01:11:31,542 A sign. We need a sign. 950 01:11:32,709 --> 01:11:33,667 Fuck! 951 01:11:46,834 --> 01:11:48,501 NEWATHENAEUM 952 01:11:50,459 --> 01:11:53,584 Have science and technology left it meaningless? 953 01:11:54,209 --> 01:11:56,001 The answer is no. 954 01:11:56,626 --> 01:11:57,709 The First World War... 955 01:11:58,417 --> 01:11:59,459 ...Hitler's rise to power,... 956 01:11:59,751 --> 01:12:01,542 ...or Russia's conversion... 957 01:12:02,209 --> 01:12:03,501 ...are pure facts. 958 01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:07,209 Proof of the clairvoyant power of Michel de Nostradamus... 959 01:12:07,542 --> 01:12:10,501 ...the great futurologist, scorned by science,... 960 01:12:10,834 --> 01:12:13,709 ...but praised by experts who studied his work. 961 01:12:14,001 --> 01:12:15,334 Those who discovered... 962 01:12:15,584 --> 01:12:16,834 A neat place, father! 963 01:12:17,251 --> 01:12:19,917 We can stay here until it all cools down. 964 01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:23,417 The most important thing about Nostradamus was his... 965 01:12:23,626 --> 01:12:24,917 Why didn't I realize? 966 01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:26,667 It will be here! 967 01:12:27,459 --> 01:12:29,709 ...thus showing us humanity's future. 968 01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:33,292 - What is humanity's future? - What are you doing? 969 01:12:33,584 --> 01:12:36,417 Well, that is the subject of this talk. 970 01:12:37,209 --> 01:12:40,417 We shall try to analyze the work of Nostradamus... 971 01:12:40,667 --> 01:12:42,042 ...from a perspective... 972 01:12:42,334 --> 01:12:44,459 The Antichrist will be born tonight. 973 01:12:44,626 --> 01:12:45,584 Let's see. 974 01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:48,792 As anyone who has studied the subject knows,... 975 01:12:49,209 --> 01:12:52,417 ...Nostradamus never talks about a specific date,... 976 01:12:52,709 --> 01:12:54,834 ...but about the Third World War,... 977 01:12:55,167 --> 01:12:56,792 ...and when the Antipope... 978 01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:59,917 Nostradamus has nothing to do with all this. 979 01:13:00,251 --> 01:13:02,334 - If you have a question... - Yes. 980 01:13:02,542 --> 01:13:03,459 I have one. 981 01:13:03,709 --> 01:13:04,834 Afterwards, please. 982 01:13:05,251 --> 01:13:08,042 - It'll be here, won't it? - We'll be thrown out. 983 01:13:08,292 --> 01:13:09,334 Why not admit it? 984 01:13:09,834 --> 01:13:12,709 It's going to be here, I know. Answer me. 985 01:13:13,084 --> 01:13:15,459 After this talk we'll have questions. 986 01:13:16,876 --> 01:13:18,917 Don't try to fool me, too. 987 01:13:19,209 --> 01:13:21,167 Listen, I am one of you. 988 01:13:21,501 --> 01:13:25,417 You must believe I'm with you. I sold my soul to the Evil One. 989 01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:27,292 Will you please sit down? 990 01:13:27,667 --> 01:13:29,709 Trust in me! Trust in me! 991 01:13:30,542 --> 01:13:31,501 Just sit down! 992 01:13:32,084 --> 01:13:33,667 Father, come on! Let's go! 993 01:13:34,584 --> 01:13:36,001 I signed with my blood. 994 01:13:36,334 --> 01:13:38,584 We're asking you politely. Get out! 995 01:13:39,167 --> 01:13:40,084 What's wrong? 996 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:43,792 - Why? What's wrong? - Father, let's go! 997 01:13:52,501 --> 01:13:54,167 Wait! Listen! 998 01:14:02,709 --> 01:14:04,459 Wait! Listen! 999 01:14:06,001 --> 01:14:06,876 Wait! 1000 01:14:20,042 --> 01:14:20,917 What is this? 1001 01:14:33,126 --> 01:14:34,667 Attention, children. 1002 01:14:35,251 --> 01:14:37,709 On the junior floor of our store... 1003 01:14:38,126 --> 01:14:41,292 ...you'll find all the toys you requested for Christmas. 1004 01:14:41,626 --> 01:14:43,834 And the Three Wise Men are here... 1005 01:14:44,209 --> 01:14:46,876 ...to get your letters. Happy Christmas! 1006 01:15:00,626 --> 01:15:01,584 There he is! 1007 01:15:38,709 --> 01:15:40,334 Excuse me, you can't... 1008 01:15:44,792 --> 01:15:47,126 Stop, you bastard! Get in, father! 1009 01:15:52,167 --> 01:15:55,209 Hurry up! Start the car! Get us out of here, fast! 1010 01:15:57,876 --> 01:15:59,084 Where are we going? 1011 01:15:59,501 --> 01:16:00,709 We're losing them. 1012 01:16:03,251 --> 01:16:04,459 Where are we going? 1013 01:16:05,334 --> 01:16:08,709 - We have to go back. - How can we? It's full of cops. 1014 01:16:09,084 --> 01:16:11,917 I must speak to him. He can't have gone far. 1015 01:16:12,334 --> 01:16:15,042 That speaker? He's in Buenos Aires by now. 1016 01:16:15,667 --> 01:16:17,167 What are you looking at? 1017 01:16:19,209 --> 01:16:20,876 There he is! There he is! 1018 01:16:21,251 --> 01:16:23,501 - Stop the car! - What are you talking about? 1019 01:16:23,792 --> 01:16:25,417 - Be careful! - It's him! 1020 01:16:26,542 --> 01:16:27,542 Stop the car! 1021 01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:29,542 Stop the car! 1022 01:16:37,917 --> 01:16:38,917 Listen! 1023 01:16:40,209 --> 01:16:41,167 Listen! 1024 01:16:43,084 --> 01:16:44,001 Wait! 1025 01:16:44,667 --> 01:16:45,626 Wait! 1026 01:16:47,376 --> 01:16:49,251 Tell me where he'll be born! 1027 01:16:49,667 --> 01:16:50,626 Where? 1028 01:16:51,501 --> 01:16:53,251 What did I do? Let me go! 1029 01:16:53,584 --> 01:16:55,167 Where will the birth be? 1030 01:16:55,459 --> 01:16:57,501 Come on! We haven't got all night! 1031 01:16:57,751 --> 01:16:59,917 - What are you talking about? - Come on! 1032 01:17:01,292 --> 01:17:02,334 Will I kill him? 1033 01:17:03,001 --> 01:17:05,167 But I... I've never hurt anyone! 1034 01:17:05,501 --> 01:17:08,126 All I do is give talks! I swear, that's all! 1035 01:17:08,376 --> 01:17:09,417 Leave me alone! 1036 01:17:09,751 --> 01:17:11,792 Don't hurt me, for God's sake! Please! 1037 01:17:12,334 --> 01:17:13,334 He knows nothing. 1038 01:17:13,584 --> 01:17:14,709 Will I let him go? 1039 01:17:15,376 --> 01:17:16,292 Run, bastard! 1040 01:17:16,834 --> 01:17:18,459 Nostradamus! Big mouth! 1041 01:17:19,042 --> 01:17:21,334 And watch what you do! I know your face! 1042 01:17:21,834 --> 01:17:22,792 Asshole! 1043 01:17:26,626 --> 01:17:29,501 Come on, get up! We can't stay here! 1044 01:17:29,792 --> 01:17:32,042 - I'm so tired. - We have to get a car! 1045 01:17:32,292 --> 01:17:34,626 - Why? - So that we don't get caught! 1046 01:17:35,376 --> 01:17:37,417 It's no use. He's playing with us. 1047 01:17:38,459 --> 01:17:39,376 Who? 1048 01:17:39,584 --> 01:17:43,501 The Devil. Don't you realize? He's laughing at us. 1049 01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:46,626 Yeah, I guess, but we still have to move. 1050 01:17:46,917 --> 01:17:49,501 There's something I haven't told you. 1051 01:17:49,751 --> 01:17:51,167 Tell me another day. We... 1052 01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:53,626 Your mother fell down the stairs. 1053 01:17:54,001 --> 01:17:56,751 - What? - Well, really, I pushed her. 1054 01:17:57,376 --> 01:18:00,334 She tried to kill me, when I went for the blood. 1055 01:18:00,834 --> 01:18:02,042 It was an accident. 1056 01:18:04,126 --> 01:18:06,501 - So the blood we used... - Mina's. 1057 01:18:07,584 --> 01:18:10,417 - Is she dead too? - I only gave her some pills. 1058 01:18:11,667 --> 01:18:12,584 Heavy! 1059 01:18:13,792 --> 01:18:15,584 - So Mina was a virgin? - Yes. 1060 01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:16,709 How do you know? 1061 01:18:17,417 --> 01:18:18,334 She told me. 1062 01:18:25,292 --> 01:18:27,167 Fuck the old lady, anyway. 1063 01:18:28,376 --> 01:18:29,876 But what will happen... 1064 01:18:30,251 --> 01:18:31,209 ...to Grandad? 1065 01:18:32,001 --> 01:18:32,876 Go and see him. 1066 01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:35,417 Yeah, and leave you alone here. 1067 01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:37,792 - I can look after myself. - Sure! 1068 01:18:38,334 --> 01:18:39,251 Some chance! 1069 01:18:40,667 --> 01:18:43,001 Look, you wait here for five minutes,... 1070 01:18:43,376 --> 01:18:45,751 ...and I'll come back with a car. 1071 01:18:53,334 --> 01:18:56,709 AT LAST HEAVEN IS SENDING YOU THE SIGNAL YOU WERE WAITING FOR. 1072 01:19:43,376 --> 01:19:44,626 Clean up Madrid 1073 01:21:43,376 --> 01:21:45,209 - You're one of them. - What? 1074 01:21:45,792 --> 01:21:46,876 I know everything. 1075 01:21:47,292 --> 01:21:49,584 It'll be here. Today is the Day of the Beast. 1076 01:21:50,001 --> 01:21:53,459 No, Satannica are on tonight. You can check dates at the bar. 1077 01:21:57,876 --> 01:21:59,001 Stop shooting up! 1078 01:21:59,709 --> 01:22:00,626 That's enough! 1079 01:23:11,417 --> 01:23:12,334 Christ! 1080 01:23:12,917 --> 01:23:14,584 What did they do to you? 1081 01:23:16,042 --> 01:23:17,001 Christ! 1082 01:23:17,834 --> 01:23:21,001 Shit! The bastards! I shouldn't have left you. 1083 01:23:21,251 --> 01:23:22,167 Shit! 1084 01:23:22,792 --> 01:23:24,209 Come on! Let's go! 1085 01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:02,542 I said I'd be five minutes. 1086 01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:05,251 Couldn't you have waited? 1087 01:24:06,042 --> 01:24:07,001 Shit! 1088 01:24:12,292 --> 01:24:13,251 Here. 1089 01:24:19,459 --> 01:24:20,417 Now what? 1090 01:24:21,709 --> 01:24:24,501 His name is Angel Berriartua. 1091 01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:28,667 He is a theology professor at the University of Deusto. 1092 01:24:38,876 --> 01:24:40,584 - Hello? - The Dark Zone. 1093 01:24:40,834 --> 01:24:41,792 - Hello? - Yes? 1094 01:24:42,126 --> 01:24:43,417 Get me Professor Cavan. 1095 01:24:43,751 --> 01:24:46,876 Tell him that the priest is here with me. 1096 01:24:47,251 --> 01:24:48,667 - What? - He's right here. 1097 01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:49,834 Who are you? 1098 01:24:50,292 --> 01:24:52,584 Say I'm the one who fucked up his floor. 1099 01:24:52,834 --> 01:24:54,126 Wait a moment. 1100 01:24:59,834 --> 01:25:01,501 - Yes? Hello? - Cavan? 1101 01:25:01,917 --> 01:25:04,792 Cavan! This is Jose Mari. Wait a minute. 1102 01:25:06,792 --> 01:25:09,917 Father! It's Cavan! He's alive. He's on the TV. 1103 01:25:10,792 --> 01:25:13,751 He wants to talk to you. He's been looking for you. 1104 01:25:14,792 --> 01:25:16,626 Come on, that's it. 1105 01:25:17,709 --> 01:25:18,709 Just a bit more. 1106 01:25:19,042 --> 01:25:22,251 Come on, take the phone. Look, there he is. 1107 01:25:24,626 --> 01:25:25,542 Is that you? 1108 01:25:26,292 --> 01:25:28,042 I can see you in the shop. 1109 01:25:30,251 --> 01:25:32,042 - What are you doing? - Trying to help. 1110 01:25:33,376 --> 01:25:34,626 That's how you help? 1111 01:25:35,001 --> 01:25:37,917 The best way to find you was by using the program. 1112 01:25:38,209 --> 01:25:39,167 Now, listen. 1113 01:25:40,251 --> 01:25:42,501 I'm on to something. Where are you? 1114 01:25:42,834 --> 01:25:44,751 I don't know. In Hell. 1115 01:25:45,167 --> 01:25:46,709 Please, listen to me! 1116 01:25:48,167 --> 01:25:50,126 I'm with you. We have to talk! 1117 01:25:50,417 --> 01:25:52,292 I think I've found it. You hear? 1118 01:25:54,001 --> 01:25:56,334 - May I ask a favor? - Whatever you want. 1119 01:25:58,001 --> 01:25:58,876 Call the police. 1120 01:25:59,209 --> 01:26:00,084 What? 1121 01:26:00,834 --> 01:26:02,542 Tell them to come and get me. 1122 01:26:04,001 --> 01:26:04,876 What is this? 1123 01:26:05,709 --> 01:26:08,876 Do you think this is a trick? That I'm in with the police? 1124 01:26:10,292 --> 01:26:11,876 Yes, I suppose so. 1125 01:26:12,209 --> 01:26:14,584 Listen to what I'm going to say. 1126 01:26:17,126 --> 01:26:18,292 This is a warning... 1127 01:26:19,209 --> 01:26:22,876 ...for the 10 million assholes watching this fucking program! 1128 01:26:23,501 --> 01:26:25,626 The end of the world is tonight! 1129 01:26:26,001 --> 01:26:28,167 You understand? This very night! 1130 01:26:28,709 --> 01:26:31,626 Christmas Eve is fucked! Christmas is fucked! 1131 01:26:31,876 --> 01:26:32,792 It's all fucked! 1132 01:26:34,126 --> 01:26:37,417 While you are in your homes happily watching the TV,... 1133 01:26:37,667 --> 01:26:39,334 ...outside on the streets,... 1134 01:26:39,584 --> 01:26:42,001 ...the Antichrist's reign is beginning! 1135 01:26:44,917 --> 01:26:47,292 I make my living telling the future. 1136 01:26:47,876 --> 01:26:49,042 So now you know. 1137 01:26:49,667 --> 01:26:51,626 Is that what you wanted? 1138 01:26:51,917 --> 01:26:53,126 Are you listening? 1139 01:26:54,001 --> 01:26:56,917 I've found the place where he's going to be born! 1140 01:26:57,251 --> 01:26:59,542 There is still time before dawn. 1141 01:27:00,792 --> 01:27:03,584 - I think I was mistaken. - How? In the date? 1142 01:27:05,001 --> 01:27:06,751 - In everything. - How do you mean? 1143 01:27:07,667 --> 01:27:08,709 This is madness. 1144 01:27:09,917 --> 01:27:12,167 - Maybe poor circulation. - What? 1145 01:27:12,501 --> 01:27:13,501 Maybe I'm mad. 1146 01:27:13,834 --> 01:27:16,459 The three of us saw that thing in my house! 1147 01:27:16,626 --> 01:27:18,084 You see what you want. 1148 01:27:20,084 --> 01:27:22,126 I don't care if we're mad. 1149 01:27:22,876 --> 01:27:24,334 Fuck! Can you hear me? 1150 01:27:24,876 --> 01:27:27,501 Listen, I've found the mark of the Devil! 1151 01:27:27,709 --> 01:27:28,876 The mark of the Devil? 1152 01:27:29,209 --> 01:27:30,251 He'll be cut off! 1153 01:27:31,084 --> 01:27:32,167 Put in more money! 1154 01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,501 I'm out of change. 1155 01:27:36,792 --> 01:27:38,459 Tell me where you are! 1156 01:27:40,626 --> 01:27:42,792 - Shit! - We cut the transmission. 1157 01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:45,292 You've screwed up the program! 1158 01:27:45,626 --> 01:27:48,792 We interrupted everything so you could find a madman! 1159 01:27:49,167 --> 01:27:50,834 Then you go and lose him! 1160 01:27:51,584 --> 01:27:52,542 You! 1161 01:27:53,084 --> 01:27:55,501 - What did he say? - What? 1162 01:27:55,834 --> 01:27:58,501 - When I asked where he was? - I don't know. 1163 01:27:58,876 --> 01:28:02,667 - If it isn't taped, you're dead! - He said "I don't know" ! 1164 01:28:03,042 --> 01:28:05,084 What else? After that, what else? 1165 01:28:05,417 --> 01:28:06,667 I don't know. In Hell. 1166 01:28:07,042 --> 01:28:09,167 What does it matter? This is Hell! 1167 01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:11,709 We have a minute before we're back on. 1168 01:28:12,084 --> 01:28:14,209 Sit here and calm down. Say anything. 1169 01:28:14,584 --> 01:28:18,209 Say it's the end of the world, whatever you like, but say it! 1170 01:28:18,709 --> 01:28:22,251 Don't destroy me, Cavan. The whole country is watching! 1171 01:28:25,084 --> 01:28:28,042 - I need a newspaper. - What the fuck for? 1172 01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:34,417 Music Venue: Hell 1173 01:29:06,834 --> 01:29:07,792 Let's go! 1174 01:29:11,126 --> 01:29:12,042 What's this? 1175 01:29:14,209 --> 01:29:15,542 This is all you've got? 1176 01:29:16,376 --> 01:29:19,042 - They're photocopies. - And the signatures? 1177 01:29:21,292 --> 01:29:22,251 Satan. So what? 1178 01:29:23,001 --> 01:29:25,542 It's the document we used in the invocation. 1179 01:29:25,834 --> 01:29:27,001 Notice anything... 1180 01:29:27,292 --> 01:29:28,709 ...about the signature? 1181 01:29:30,709 --> 01:29:31,667 - Marks. - Right. 1182 01:29:33,167 --> 01:29:35,584 Now look at the other documents. You see? 1183 01:29:35,876 --> 01:29:37,042 They're repeated. 1184 01:29:37,501 --> 01:29:41,042 In all the signed pacts kept since the 15th Century. 1185 01:29:41,292 --> 01:29:42,251 The same mark. 1186 01:29:42,626 --> 01:29:44,792 - I still don't understand. - Fuck it! 1187 01:29:45,209 --> 01:29:48,417 One hand made the signatures through the centuries! 1188 01:29:49,459 --> 01:29:50,792 That proves nothing. 1189 01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,459 They were copied, that's all. 1190 01:29:53,709 --> 01:29:54,626 All right. 1191 01:29:55,001 --> 01:29:56,917 Jose Mari, take the steering wheel! 1192 01:29:57,876 --> 01:29:58,917 Keep on driving. 1193 01:30:03,751 --> 01:30:06,167 All right, they could be copies. 1194 01:30:08,376 --> 01:30:09,876 Now, look at this. 1195 01:30:11,834 --> 01:30:14,542 He's a boy we exorcised on the program. 1196 01:30:14,876 --> 01:30:16,542 The one we saw in the bar. 1197 01:30:17,626 --> 01:30:20,292 Do you still not understand? It's the mark... 1198 01:30:20,542 --> 01:30:22,751 ...of the Devil! Did the boy copy it? 1199 01:30:23,084 --> 01:30:24,501 Look at the wounds! 1200 01:30:25,209 --> 01:30:26,376 It's the same sign! 1201 01:30:26,709 --> 01:30:29,459 The Devil does it to his people with a claw. 1202 01:30:29,667 --> 01:30:30,917 His real signature. 1203 01:30:31,542 --> 01:30:32,501 Let me see. 1204 01:30:34,542 --> 01:30:35,667 Be careful! 1205 01:30:36,251 --> 01:30:37,417 What are you doing? 1206 01:30:38,126 --> 01:30:39,084 Stop the car! 1207 01:30:47,876 --> 01:30:49,001 You still don't see! 1208 01:30:51,209 --> 01:30:52,126 Listen. 1209 01:30:53,501 --> 01:30:56,667 - What is the sign of Christ? - Just forget it, please. 1210 01:30:57,376 --> 01:30:59,751 Answer me! What is the sign of Christ? 1211 01:31:00,167 --> 01:31:02,667 - The cross. - Exactly. The cross. 1212 01:31:03,626 --> 01:31:04,584 The cross. 1213 01:31:06,876 --> 01:31:09,834 - You're drawing it for me? - And Christians... 1214 01:31:11,084 --> 01:31:13,792 Where do they celebrate Christ's birth? 1215 01:31:14,084 --> 01:31:15,876 - In a church. - In a church. 1216 01:31:16,251 --> 01:31:17,792 In a church. 1217 01:31:18,709 --> 01:31:19,459 And... 1218 01:31:20,001 --> 01:31:21,584 ...what is a church? 1219 01:31:22,126 --> 01:31:23,084 Come on! 1220 01:31:23,334 --> 01:31:24,001 Answer. 1221 01:31:24,376 --> 01:31:27,001 What is a church? A cross, fuck it! 1222 01:31:27,292 --> 01:31:29,667 An enormous three dimensional cross. 1223 01:31:30,084 --> 01:31:32,209 A cross with doors and windows. 1224 01:31:32,876 --> 01:31:34,167 You still don't see? 1225 01:31:34,917 --> 01:31:35,834 Look. 1226 01:31:36,459 --> 01:31:37,417 This... 1227 01:31:39,042 --> 01:31:40,501 ...is the Devil's mark. 1228 01:31:41,292 --> 01:31:43,417 Remember? You said it yourself. 1229 01:31:44,417 --> 01:31:47,084 The Devil always tries to imitate Christ. 1230 01:31:47,501 --> 01:31:49,167 He's the dark side of God! 1231 01:31:49,542 --> 01:31:51,417 If God's temple is a cross... 1232 01:31:52,334 --> 01:31:53,376 ...Satan's temple... 1233 01:31:55,792 --> 01:31:57,251 ...must be like this. 1234 01:32:00,292 --> 01:32:02,542 Well, you have it right there. 1235 01:33:41,459 --> 01:33:42,542 We've found it. 1236 01:33:44,542 --> 01:33:45,501 You realize? 1237 01:33:46,251 --> 01:33:47,792 A secret visible to all. 1238 01:33:48,626 --> 01:33:49,751 Just like you said... 1239 01:34:33,542 --> 01:34:35,501 - We must go down! - What for? 1240 01:34:35,792 --> 01:34:37,292 They'll come up after us! 1241 01:34:37,626 --> 01:34:41,126 - But we mustn't fail now. - Come on, you have to hide! 1242 01:34:44,376 --> 01:34:45,667 Isn't he on the TV? 1243 01:34:46,042 --> 01:34:48,459 He's the bastard who tells the future. 1244 01:34:48,667 --> 01:34:49,626 My wife loves him. 1245 01:34:50,417 --> 01:34:51,334 Know what? 1246 01:34:52,292 --> 01:34:53,501 I foresee things too. 1247 01:34:54,334 --> 01:34:55,251 You doubt it? 1248 01:34:55,501 --> 01:34:56,709 Listen to this. 1249 01:34:57,167 --> 01:34:58,626 I see that very soon... 1250 01:34:59,042 --> 01:35:01,792 ...you're going to have a health problem. 1251 01:35:02,084 --> 01:35:03,209 Something permanent. 1252 01:35:03,626 --> 01:35:04,792 But first, a carol. 1253 01:35:06,209 --> 01:35:10,334 "On December 25, boom, boom, boom! 1254 01:36:54,209 --> 01:36:55,167 Get away! 1255 01:36:55,542 --> 01:36:56,834 Now, father! Quickly! 1256 01:36:57,501 --> 01:36:59,001 Go on! Get going! 1257 01:37:24,584 --> 01:37:26,709 - I think he's laughing. - He's a joker. 1258 01:37:27,001 --> 01:37:28,334 You think we're funny? 1259 01:37:29,459 --> 01:37:30,584 This is not a game. 1260 01:37:31,792 --> 01:37:33,501 Let's liven things up. 1261 01:38:14,292 --> 01:38:15,792 Clean up Madrid 1262 01:38:59,542 --> 01:39:02,626 Here he is, the investigator of the occult. 1263 01:39:03,167 --> 01:39:05,501 He knows the present, past and future. 1264 01:39:05,834 --> 01:39:09,209 The internationally known Professor Cavan! 1265 01:39:09,501 --> 01:39:10,459 Thank you. 1266 01:39:10,792 --> 01:39:13,501 Today we begin a new era in "The Dark Zone". 1267 01:39:14,167 --> 01:39:15,834 After a nine month break,... 1268 01:39:16,209 --> 01:39:18,709 ...we have returned to arise from the ashes. 1269 01:39:19,417 --> 01:39:22,917 We will always remember Ennio Lombardi,... 1270 01:39:23,376 --> 01:39:26,542 ...the former presenter, a great professional,... 1271 01:39:26,834 --> 01:39:29,792 ...a great friend and a brilliant communicator,... 1272 01:39:30,167 --> 01:39:32,917 ...who disappeared in such dramatic circumstance. 1273 01:39:33,751 --> 01:39:37,001 Wherever you are, my public sends you this applause. 1274 01:39:38,584 --> 01:39:41,209 But let us now turn to the future,... 1275 01:39:41,709 --> 01:39:44,334 ...in that mysterious world we explore... 1276 01:39:44,626 --> 01:39:46,167 ...in "The Dark Zone" 1277 01:39:49,334 --> 01:39:50,834 He's got no style. He can't move. 1278 01:39:51,251 --> 01:39:53,584 We'll lose our audience with that idiot. 1279 01:39:57,917 --> 01:40:01,209 What really fucks me about this is that I can't tell anyone. 1280 01:40:01,459 --> 01:40:02,376 About what? 1281 01:40:02,876 --> 01:40:06,251 Fuck it! We saved the world and nobody knows it! 1282 01:40:07,292 --> 01:40:09,459 They wouldn't understand. Forget it. 1283 01:40:14,501 --> 01:40:16,167 A brilliant communicator! 1284 01:40:17,501 --> 01:40:18,501 What rubbish! 1285 01:40:23,376 --> 01:40:24,292 Come along. 1286 01:40:31,001 --> 01:40:31,876 Lean on me. 85760