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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,249 --> 00:00:03,949 01 Scary Movie - Comedy Horror 2000 1080p [H264-mp4] Subtitles English 2 00:00:03,950 --> 00:00:07,158 [Crickets Chirping] 3 00:00:08,867 --> 00:00:11,158 [Owl Hoots] 4 00:00:14,450 --> 00:00:15,783 [Phone Rings] 5 00:00:19,575 --> 00:00:22,283 - Hello. - [Mans Voice] Wanna have a little fun? 6 00:00:22,408 --> 00:00:25,533 - Who's this? - Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine. 7 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,575 I don't think so. [Farts] 8 00:00:27,658 --> 00:00:30,617 - What's that noise? - Oops. I farted. 9 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:33,950 - I didn't think you would hear me. - No, that popping noise. 10 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:37,783 Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video. 11 00:00:37,908 --> 00:00:41,575 - Ooh. What is it? - It's just a scary movie. 12 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,658 - Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm. 13 00:00:43,783 --> 00:00:46,992 - What's your favorite? - Mm, I don't know. 14 00:00:47,075 --> 00:00:48,992 Think. 15 00:00:49,075 --> 00:00:52,617 Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam, the one where Shaq plays a genie. 16 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:56,075 - That's not a horror movie. - Well, you haven't seen Shaq act. 17 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,825 [Popping] 18 00:00:57,950 --> 00:01:01,033 - Hey, you have a nice voice. - Thanks. 19 00:01:01,158 --> 00:01:03,283 You never did tell me your name. 20 00:01:03,408 --> 00:01:05,617 Why do you wanna know my name? 21 00:01:05,742 --> 00:01:08,408 Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at. 22 00:01:10,117 --> 00:01:12,242 What... What did you say? 23 00:01:12,325 --> 00:01:14,575 Nice breasts. 24 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,575 Look, what do you want? 25 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:19,367 I wanna see what your insides look like. 26 00:01:19,492 --> 00:01:21,867 Well... Well, then, turn to page 54. 27 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:23,575 Oh. 28 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,575 Hey, nice. 29 00:01:27,408 --> 00:01:31,533 Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else. 30 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:34,700 - Or else what? - Or else my boyfriends gonna be here any minute, 31 00:01:34,825 --> 00:01:36,867 and he's black and he'll kick your ass. 32 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:38,867 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 33 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:41,075 You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman? 34 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,200 - How did you know? - Turn the porch lights on. 35 00:01:50,367 --> 00:01:53,450 Help! Help! 36 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:57,992 Oh, that's not my boyfriend. I mean, I've fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. 37 00:01:58,075 --> 00:02:01,325 - [Squealing] - Look, I'm calling the cops. 38 00:02:01,408 --> 00:02:03,617 Go ahead. Call the cops. 39 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:06,742 But you might wanna check the back door first. 40 00:02:06,867 --> 00:02:08,867 You forgot to lock it. 41 00:02:18,950 --> 00:02:21,158 [Doorbell Chimes] 42 00:02:31,908 --> 00:02:33,825 Take that, you psycho! 43 00:02:35,283 --> 00:02:36,908 [Groaning] 44 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:39,158 I cant feel my legs. 45 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,742 I think my arm is broken. 46 00:02:41,825 --> 00:02:45,408 - Sorry. - I want my mommy. 47 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:50,367 Hello, Drew. 48 00:03:07,867 --> 00:03:09,742 Oh, God! 49 00:03:11,533 --> 00:03:13,700 [Screams] 50 00:04:09,742 --> 00:04:13,908 - Daddy! Daddy! - Ugh! 51 00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:16,617 Daddy! 52 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:19,033 - Daddy! - [Groans] 53 00:04:19,117 --> 00:04:22,242 Daddy, no! No! 54 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,200 - Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything. 55 00:04:39,908 --> 00:04:42,450 [Keyboard Clicking] 56 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,450 [Rustling] 57 00:04:53,742 --> 00:04:58,533 [Screams] Bobby, what are you doing? My dads in the other room. 58 00:04:58,617 --> 00:05:01,283 It just occurred to me. I never climbed through your window before. 59 00:05:01,408 --> 00:05:04,950 Now that you got it out of your system, Bobby, you have to leave. 60 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:06,283 Why? 61 00:05:06,408 --> 00:05:08,658 Shh. Come on. 62 00:05:08,783 --> 00:05:10,700 What's going on in there? 63 00:05:10,783 --> 00:05:14,075 Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head. 64 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,158 - [Groaning] - Dad, can you knock? 65 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:21,700 - Knock? I thought I heard screaming in here. - No. No, you didn't, Dad. 66 00:05:21,783 --> 00:05:24,408 Well, it could've been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess. 67 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,367 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what it was. 68 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:28,492 I gotta leave town for a couple of days. 69 00:05:28,617 --> 00:05:31,367 No big deal. Just that new business I started with those Colombian guys? 70 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:34,242 - Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. - Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 71 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,700 Well, there's a problem. Some money went missing. 72 00:05:36,783 --> 00:05:38,825 And apparently, some legs are gonna get broken. 73 00:05:38,950 --> 00:05:41,325 It's just better if I lay low for a couple of days. 74 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:43,825 - If the cops raid the place... - I never heard of you. 75 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:46,283 - And don't forget... - To flush your stash. 76 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:49,200 Oh, you are my little girl. I love you so much... 77 00:05:49,325 --> 00:05:51,405 that I left you a little something in the coffee can. 78 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:55,033 - Dad... - But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. 79 00:05:55,158 --> 00:05:58,075 - Now, what are you gonna cut it with? - Um, baking... 80 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,075 Baking soda. Not baking powder. 81 00:06:00,158 --> 00:06:03,200 Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their nose. 82 00:06:03,283 --> 00:06:05,533 You love that joke, don't you, honey? 83 00:06:05,617 --> 00:06:08,825 You've loved that joke since you were two years old. 84 00:06:08,950 --> 00:06:11,033 - Okay, well... - Okay, I love you. 85 00:06:11,158 --> 00:06:13,117 - I love you. - Have a good trip. 86 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,658 - Bye. - Bye. Whew! 87 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,950 Is the coast clear? 88 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:21,200 Oh, Cindy, that nightgown. 89 00:06:21,325 --> 00:06:24,492 That was close. God! 90 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:32,575 I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you. 91 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:36,783 If this is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix... 92 00:06:36,908 --> 00:06:39,075 It was my first keg party, Bobby. 93 00:06:39,158 --> 00:06:43,658 No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out. 94 00:06:43,783 --> 00:06:46,658 So you thought you would just climb through my window... 95 00:06:46,783 --> 00:06:48,783 and we would play bump-bump? 96 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,950 I was kind of hoping to get my balls licked, 97 00:06:51,075 --> 00:06:53,742 but I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I? 98 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:57,158 So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff? 99 00:07:00,492 --> 00:07:03,367 Okay. But just for a minute. 100 00:07:08,825 --> 00:07:11,742 [Soft Rock] 101 00:07:18,658 --> 00:07:20,950 What the... 102 00:07:21,033 --> 00:07:22,992 Wrong set. 103 00:07:26,575 --> 00:07:30,158 Bobby! Oh, Bobby! 104 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:33,367 I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over 105 00:07:33,492 --> 00:07:35,617 - No, Bobby, don't. - Ow! 106 00:07:37,867 --> 00:07:40,658 Jeez. 107 00:07:40,742 --> 00:07:43,325 Yeah, my dad. 108 00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:48,533 Okay, stud, you have to go now. 109 00:07:51,492 --> 00:07:53,992 Oh, um, about the sex stuff? 110 00:07:54,117 --> 00:07:56,477 I was only half serious. I don't wanna rush you or anything. 111 00:07:56,575 --> 00:07:59,825 Hey, would you settle for PG-13? 112 00:07:59,908 --> 00:08:02,533 What's that? 113 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,200 Oh, jeez! 114 00:08:05,325 --> 00:08:07,867 - [Crash] - Good night, Bobby. 115 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:16,408 - [Laughing] - Shorty, you are so loud. 116 00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:19,200 And make sure you take your behind to class today. 117 00:08:19,283 --> 00:08:22,575 - I do be going to class. - Lunch is not a class, Shorty. 118 00:08:22,658 --> 00:08:24,950 It is when you got the munchies. 119 00:08:25,075 --> 00:08:28,950 - See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother. 120 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:33,033 You my brother. That's your mother too, jackass. 121 00:08:33,158 --> 00:08:36,408 Oh, yeah. Well, then, your fathers stupid. 122 00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:39,075 So? I don't know him. 123 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,033 Yeah, me neither. 124 00:08:42,158 --> 00:08:45,908 - Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute. 125 00:08:47,492 --> 00:08:50,242 - Were gonna be late. - Wait. There's Buffy. 126 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:53,700 [Grunts] I don't know why you hang out with her. 127 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,117 - She is such a ho. - Why do you say that? 128 00:08:56,242 --> 00:08:58,783 Cause I've seen her. 129 00:08:58,908 --> 00:09:01,700 - My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. - Sean? 130 00:09:01,825 --> 00:09:03,783 You know, Puff Daddy? 131 00:09:03,908 --> 00:09:06,408 Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne. 132 00:09:06,492 --> 00:09:09,575 And then it started to get wild, and people were getting freaky in the pool and stuff. 133 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:13,783 I look over and there was your girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi. 134 00:09:13,908 --> 00:09:15,492 So? 135 00:09:15,575 --> 00:09:18,700 With a backup dancer. 136 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,742 I mean, that's nasty. 137 00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:22,992 That's-That's lower than the security guard. 138 00:09:23,117 --> 00:09:26,950 At least security can get you backstage. She don't love herself. 139 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:30,283 Bye, Daddy. - I don't know. II think Buffy's sweet, Brenda. 140 00:09:30,408 --> 00:09:33,742 She is as fake as Press-onnails. 141 00:09:33,825 --> 00:09:36,158 Hey, baby girl! 142 00:09:37,783 --> 00:09:39,783 What is up, my sister? 143 00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:42,492 - Bye, Mr. Gilmore. - Bye! 144 00:09:42,617 --> 00:09:44,367 - Is he gone? - Yep. 145 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:49,533 Do you like what you see 146 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:52,075 It's all about the money 147 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,075 [Girl] Hey, Cindy! 148 00:09:57,117 --> 00:10:00,200 - I love this color. - Let me see that. 149 00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:05,950 - Oh, you guys should not use this brand. - Why not? 150 00:10:06,033 --> 00:10:08,992 - Because they test their products on animals. - So? 151 00:10:09,117 --> 00:10:13,658 Look, have you seen what they do to those poor animals? 152 00:10:15,533 --> 00:10:19,283 Well, I am much more of a people person. 153 00:10:19,408 --> 00:10:22,658 I'd like to feed all the hungry, little children of the world. 154 00:10:22,742 --> 00:10:25,283 I'd much rather help my fellow man than some animal. 155 00:10:25,408 --> 00:10:27,283 - Spare a dollar? - Get away from me, you bum! 156 00:10:27,408 --> 00:10:30,075 Buffy! Can't you see he's just hungry? 157 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:33,117 Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich. 158 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,742 - See? - I said a dollar, bitch! 159 00:10:37,825 --> 00:10:40,117 Ow! 160 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,325 God. Look at this place. 161 00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:45,825 It's a circus. 162 00:10:45,908 --> 00:10:50,617 Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book, You're Dead, llmmm Rich. 163 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,950 A small college town is in shock... 164 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:55,242 after the unthinkable has happened: 165 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:58,367 a brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... 166 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,742 - That's it. Two teens dead... - [Gunshot] 167 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:03,200 And this small town shaken and stirred. 168 00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:06,825 - Its times like these... - Police are combing the area for clues. 169 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:09,158 There are no witnesses available at this time. 170 00:11:09,283 --> 00:11:11,158 There are no suspects in custody. 171 00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:13,158 Police are asking anyone to come forward. 172 00:11:13,283 --> 00:11:16,450 Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead and were getting the fuck out of here! 173 00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:19,742 Grab your shit and lets go, motherfucker! 174 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:26,533 Hey, do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us? 175 00:11:26,658 --> 00:11:31,242 Oh, girl, no. The press only wants to interview the most ignorant person they can find. 176 00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:35,075 I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! 177 00:11:35,158 --> 00:11:37,075 Oh, man, I'm gonna be a star, son! 178 00:11:37,158 --> 00:11:41,867 - What can you tell us about Drew? - Well, she had the fat ass. 179 00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:44,950 - I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim? 180 00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:47,617 Real close. Until the roofies wore off. 181 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,742 Then she woke up talking about pressing charges. 182 00:11:49,825 --> 00:11:51,950 So I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left. 183 00:11:52,033 --> 00:11:54,200 What would have been your last words to Drew? 184 00:11:54,325 --> 00:11:57,367 Run, bitch! Run! 185 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:03,908 Hey, yo, dawg. Does this shirt make me look gay? 186 00:12:03,992 --> 00:12:05,908 No, man. 187 00:12:07,658 --> 00:12:10,158 What about now? 188 00:12:10,242 --> 00:12:12,742 - Nah. Yeah. - Cool? 189 00:12:12,825 --> 00:12:15,200 Here. Take one, guys. Don't forget: elections Tuesday. 190 00:12:15,283 --> 00:12:17,783 Don't forget: election's Tuesday. 191 00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:22,117 Ah! Goddamn it! Son of a bitch! 192 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,992 What's the matter, honey? 193 00:12:25,117 --> 00:12:26,992 My report card. 194 00:12:29,575 --> 00:12:31,617 Well, at least you got one A. 195 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:35,033 Yeah. I did, huh? 196 00:12:35,117 --> 00:12:38,742 - You're so smart. - [Moaning] 197 00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:41,200 - Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah. 198 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,700 You know what? That kid is always late. 199 00:12:43,783 --> 00:12:46,117 I don't get it. He lives so close. 200 00:12:46,242 --> 00:12:49,117 [Rock] 201 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,825 See you later, Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, 202 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,825 Big Jim, Little Jim, Slim Jim, everybody. 203 00:13:01,908 --> 00:13:04,617 I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding. All right. 204 00:13:10,992 --> 00:13:13,867 Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm. 205 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:16,450 - I'd sure like to get in them pants. - Really? 206 00:13:16,575 --> 00:13:19,117 Yeah. What size are these? 207 00:13:19,242 --> 00:13:21,200 [Bobby] Hey, guys. 208 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:24,117 - Hey, Bobby. - Hey, baby. 209 00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:26,783 - How you doing? - Good. 210 00:13:26,908 --> 00:13:29,617 - You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah. 211 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:32,033 Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. 212 00:13:32,158 --> 00:13:34,408 - You know what? I think I knew her. - Really? 213 00:13:34,492 --> 00:13:37,533 - She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah. 214 00:13:37,658 --> 00:13:40,242 Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass? 215 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:43,242 - That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve. 216 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,325 Whatever happened to him? 217 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,325 Do you guys think its strange that she got killed... 218 00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:51,700 exactly one year after we, 219 00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:54,117 you know, killed that guy? 220 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,575 Hey, Cindy, that was an accident. 221 00:13:56,658 --> 00:13:58,575 Was it, Greg? 222 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,617 [Greg] Yeah! 223 00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:13,200 [Laughing] 224 00:14:15,867 --> 00:14:18,575 Would you look at what they're doing? 225 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,867 When are we gonna do stuff like that, huh? 226 00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,908 One day. 227 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,575 - You like that, baby? - Yeah, that's different. 228 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,950 - You like that? - Oh, I love that. 229 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,408 Oh, I love when you play with my ass. 230 00:14:30,492 --> 00:14:32,408 I'm not playing with your ass. 231 00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:38,533 - Ray! - Oh, my bad. 232 00:14:38,658 --> 00:14:42,783 Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music. 233 00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,867 Hold on. 234 00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:46,867 Here. Put this on. 235 00:14:49,408 --> 00:14:53,242 - It's raining men - Yeah, that's the shit right here! 236 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:56,075 - Hallelujah - Its raining men 237 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,700 - Baby. - Amen 238 00:14:58,783 --> 00:15:03,242 - I'm gonna go out I'm gonna let myself get - What? It's a classic. 239 00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:06,783 - Absolutely soakin wet - Put on the radio, man. 240 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:09,408 [Rock] 241 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,992 Yeah! Whoo! 242 00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:28,242 - What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is... 243 00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:30,408 Yeah! 244 00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:34,533 Whoo! Yeah! 245 00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:40,617 - Hey. Come over here. - What? 246 00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:43,825 - Just get a little closer to me. - Something you're gonna tell me? 247 00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:47,450 - [Zipper Unzips] - Bobby, what are you doing? 248 00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:50,325 I just want you to touch it. Just touch it. Come on. 249 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,367 - Uh... - Just a little bit. Come on. 250 00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:54,450 Whoo! 251 00:15:57,117 --> 00:16:01,075 - Ow! - Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 252 00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:12,450 Oh, my God! Shit! 253 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:18,367 God, Cindy... Oh, shit! 254 00:16:29,825 --> 00:16:32,242 - [Ray] Oh, my God. - What was that? 255 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,408 I think we hit something. 256 00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:41,533 Oh, man! 257 00:16:41,617 --> 00:16:45,492 Bobby, look at my car, man! My dads gonna freak! 258 00:16:45,617 --> 00:16:48,325 [Bobby]I didn't see it. It came out of nowhere. 259 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:51,033 - Oh, my God, we hit a boot. - Where's the foot? 260 00:16:51,158 --> 00:16:53,533 I don't know. 261 00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:56,533 Where the... 262 00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:58,867 - [Screams] - Its a body! 263 00:16:58,992 --> 00:17:00,950 - Oh, shit, is he alive? - I don't know. 264 00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:03,075 - Well, check it out. - I cant. 265 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,283 - Shit! - We have to call the police. 266 00:17:06,408 --> 00:17:09,450 - No way. I ain't going to jail. - We have to! 267 00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:11,867 Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? 268 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,950 And all those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat. 269 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:18,117 Hey, you're right, Cindy. Maybe we should call the police. 270 00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:20,533 [Greg]Oh, yeah, That's a great idea, Ray. But what about Brenda, huh? 271 00:17:20,658 --> 00:17:22,533 You think she wants to go to jail? 272 00:17:22,658 --> 00:17:24,617 This is manslaughter, okay? Were all gonna fry for this. 273 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,450 - Were looking at 10 to 15 years. - Shut up, Bobby! 274 00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:31,492 - Its okay. I'm fine. - Alcohol all over. - We're in so much trouble. 275 00:17:31,575 --> 00:17:34,533 - I'm fine. -[Brenda]Don't blame that shit on me, Ray. 276 00:17:34,658 --> 00:17:38,658 - Look, well get rid of the body. - Unnecessary. 277 00:17:38,742 --> 00:17:41,450 -[Brenda]Now you're thinking. - We'll dump him in the ocean. - Not the ocean, the pier. 278 00:17:41,575 --> 00:17:43,658 - Guess I'll be leaving now. - [Greg] That's a great idea. 279 00:17:43,742 --> 00:17:45,783 - What about the alcohol? - Well get rid of it. 280 00:17:45,908 --> 00:17:47,908 [Bobby]Come on. It'll be all right. 281 00:17:47,992 --> 00:17:50,242 - Come on. Hurry up. Lets go. - Put him in the trunk. 282 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,908 - I wont have anything to do with this! - [Greg]Shut up! 283 00:17:52,992 --> 00:17:56,450 Cindy, come on. Well just pretend it never happened. 284 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,783 You know, like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other. 285 00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:02,908 - I'll get his arm. - I'll grab. I'll grab his other arm. His ass. 286 00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:06,283 Well take him down to Williamson Cove and we'll dump him in there. 287 00:18:06,408 --> 00:18:08,325 The sharks'll take care of the evidence. 288 00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:10,492 Oh, my God, someone's coming. 289 00:18:10,575 --> 00:18:14,492 - Oh, shit. Its Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him. 290 00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:20,783 [Rap Playing On Radio] 291 00:18:20,908 --> 00:18:23,950 Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers. 292 00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:27,158 I got papers, blunts, bongs, 293 00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:29,742 all the ingredients to make a high niggard pie. 294 00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:35,117 - Hey, yo, can I help you? - Yo, what's up, Ray? 295 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,117 - Yo, son, you all need jumper cables? - Nah, were cool. 296 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,950 Oh, good, cause I left my roach clip at home. 297 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,908 - Go home, Shorty. - Yeah, I-I'll see you later. 298 00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:46,825 Peace, Ray. 299 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:49,450 - Get the trunk closed. - [Buffy]It won't close. 300 00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:52,200 - I'll do it. - [Groaning] 301 00:18:52,325 --> 00:18:55,242 [Shorty Laughing] 302 00:19:16,783 --> 00:19:19,825 Hold on. Hold on. Put him down. He's heavy. Oh, God. 303 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:25,742 Okay, look. On three we dump him over the ledge. 304 00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:28,283 Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet? 305 00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:32,033 - For what? - Shit, he might have some money. 306 00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:35,075 We already committed murder. We might as well rob his ass. 307 00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:37,908 - I'll take the credit cards. - I want his jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers. 308 00:19:37,992 --> 00:19:43,033 - [All Shouting] - Get off! Hey, yo, get off! His drawers are mine! Yo! 309 00:19:43,158 --> 00:19:46,783 - [Chuckling] I got me a gold ring. - Credit cards. 310 00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:50,408 - All right, lets get him in the water. - I don't think I can, Greg. 311 00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:52,950 - Its not too late. - Shut up, okay? 312 00:19:53,075 --> 00:19:57,200 - Christ, already. I'll do it. - Just get him in the water. 313 00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,200 Okay. One, two, 314 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,200 three. 315 00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:09,950 Right now we make a pact. We take this to our grave. 316 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,617 - Agreed? - Agreed. - Agreed. 317 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,658 - Agreed? - [Brenda, Bobby] Agreed. 318 00:20:13,742 --> 00:20:16,825 Say it, Cindy. Say it! 319 00:20:16,908 --> 00:20:19,825 We take this to our grave. Say it! 320 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:22,533 - [Gagging] - We take this to our grave. Say it. 321 00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:24,533 Greg, chill. Come on. You're hurting her. 322 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,658 We take this to our grave. Ow. 323 00:20:27,742 --> 00:20:30,408 And we never mention this again. 324 00:20:30,492 --> 00:20:32,450 Mention what? 325 00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:37,075 - The guy we just killed. - Well, you just mentioned it, Greg. 326 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,950 Starting now! 327 00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:41,283 Stupid bitch, man. 328 00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:45,158 - God. I hate him. - Its gonna be okay, baby. It's gonna be okay. 329 00:20:45,283 --> 00:20:49,825 I promise. Just touch it again. Come on. Please. 330 00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:56,325 - You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. - Exactly. 331 00:20:56,408 --> 00:20:58,825 - Its a coincidence. - Gregss right, Cindy. 332 00:20:58,908 --> 00:21:01,658 I mean, what do you think were in, a horror movie? 333 00:21:01,742 --> 00:21:05,408 Yeah, you guys are right. If we were, 334 00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:10,242 they'd probably cast some dingbat like Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me. 335 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:14,158 Yeah, or they'd cast people in their late twenties, early thirties to play us. 336 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:20,117 -[Bell Rings] - Kenny, get the camera ready. Here. Hold my gum. 337 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,492 - Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement? - No comment. 338 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:30,867 Damn. Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story? 339 00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:33,367 Hey! Hey, no running. 340 00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:35,367 [Blows Whistle] 341 00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:37,367 - Loser. - [Continues Blowing] 342 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,450 - Slow it down! - [Boy] Blow me! 343 00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:42,825 All right! 344 00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:45,908 Hi. Gail Hailstorm. Field Reporter, Hard Story. 345 00:21:45,992 --> 00:21:48,158 Special Officer Doofy. 346 00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:52,242 Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen. Is there a problem on campus? 347 00:21:52,325 --> 00:21:54,533 - No comment. No comment. - Okay. Okay. 348 00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:58,325 You know, you look awfully young to be a police officer. 349 00:21:58,408 --> 00:22:00,908 - I'm 25 and a half years old. - Ooh! 350 00:22:00,992 --> 00:22:03,200 - Yeah, that's this many. - Ah, so big. 351 00:22:03,325 --> 00:22:05,492 Yeah. That's big. 352 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:08,200 - Well, you don't look a day over 12. - [Chuckles] 353 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:11,992 Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes. 354 00:22:12,117 --> 00:22:15,700 - Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow. 355 00:22:15,783 --> 00:22:19,200 Don't worry, cause I never forget. 356 00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:21,200 - [Both Laughing] - [Farts] 357 00:22:21,325 --> 00:22:23,742 - Would you remind me not to do that again? - Sorry. 358 00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:26,865 [Man Over P.A.] Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff and me, your principal, 359 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:29,367 will be questioning all students throughout the day. 360 00:22:29,492 --> 00:22:32,367 Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings of a serial killer on our hands. 361 00:22:32,492 --> 00:22:35,200 Yeah, I'm not supposed to say. It's official police business. 362 00:22:35,325 --> 00:22:39,283 Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I go inside my van over there... 363 00:22:39,408 --> 00:22:42,075 and, uh, get to know each other a little better? 364 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,950 - Would you like that? Yeah, that van right there. - That van? 365 00:22:46,075 --> 00:22:48,533 - [Chuckles] - Yeah. 366 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:52,117 - Yeah, okay, lets go. Come on. - Oh! 367 00:22:52,242 --> 00:22:56,242 A terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss. 368 00:22:56,325 --> 00:23:00,408 Its days like today that we need prayer in school. 369 00:23:00,492 --> 00:23:05,492 It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society. 370 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:07,825 Here you go, baby. 371 00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,825 Go to your daddy. 372 00:23:09,908 --> 00:23:12,325 Oh! 373 00:23:12,408 --> 00:23:15,533 [Chuckles] I'll see you after class. 374 00:23:15,658 --> 00:23:17,575 - Sweet! - All right! 375 00:23:17,658 --> 00:23:21,492 Okay, class, who would like to give their oral presentation first? 376 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:24,450 - Oh! - Anybody? 377 00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:27,575 - Yes! - Anybody else? 378 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,617 - Okay, Heather. - [Students Groaning] 379 00:23:35,117 --> 00:23:37,575 - Okay. Can I start? - Yeah. 380 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:40,908 Okay, my presentation is on the First Amendment. 381 00:23:41,033 --> 00:23:45,450 And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly with George Washington. 382 00:23:45,575 --> 00:23:47,450 And it states, and lleuote, 383 00:23:47,575 --> 00:23:50,783 When our Founding Fathers argued the passage of our glorious Constitution... 384 00:23:50,908 --> 00:23:53,908 [Heather Continuing] 385 00:24:40,450 --> 00:24:43,992 The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want... 386 00:24:44,117 --> 00:24:47,033 Oh, shut the fuck up! 387 00:24:47,158 --> 00:24:50,408 - So, who's next? - [Putting] 388 00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:53,533 Uh, Cindy Campbell. 389 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,908 Isn't she the daughter of, well, you know... 390 00:24:57,033 --> 00:25:00,575 - Oh, yeah, you know, old Mrs., uh... - Old Mrs... 391 00:25:00,658 --> 00:25:03,533 [Sheriff] Yeah. Yeah, the one and only... 392 00:25:03,658 --> 00:25:07,033 The one and only. [Clears Throat] 393 00:25:07,158 --> 00:25:10,783 - Why, hello, Cindy. - Hi, Principal Seuiggman. 394 00:25:10,867 --> 00:25:15,075 - Thanks, Doofy. - Its Special Officer Doofy today, Cindy. 395 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,575 Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions that he would like to ask you today. 396 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:23,200 - What is that... god-awful smell? - I don't know. 397 00:25:23,283 --> 00:25:24,617 I got a poopie. 398 00:25:25,783 --> 00:25:28,700 Did you just say that you went poopie? 399 00:25:28,783 --> 00:25:31,867 - Yeah. It was good. - [Sheriff]Mm. 400 00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:35,075 - Get him out of here. - Yes. 401 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,700 - Thank you, Doofy. - [Doofy] Okay. 402 00:25:37,783 --> 00:25:40,242 You should now go back to Special Ed. 403 00:25:40,325 --> 00:25:43,950 - Okay. Salute. - Maybe a change of underwear, son. 404 00:25:44,033 --> 00:25:47,242 - Bye, Doofy. - Bye, Cindy. 405 00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:50,117 - How are you, Cindy? - Fine. 406 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,117 - How are you, Sheriff? - Bloated, constipated. 407 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,783 Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual. 408 00:25:56,908 --> 00:25:59,783 Cindy, II want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker. 409 00:26:01,575 --> 00:26:04,325 - I didn't really know her. - Oh, come on. Sure you do. 410 00:26:04,450 --> 00:26:06,783 No. I mean, I didn't really know her. 411 00:26:06,908 --> 00:26:10,575 I've been in this game a long time. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. 412 00:26:10,658 --> 00:26:14,158 Tell me about Drew. What was she like in bed, Cindy? 413 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:18,492 Tried to get you. Its an old police trick. 414 00:26:18,617 --> 00:26:22,158 Its an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid. 415 00:26:22,242 --> 00:26:24,158 Hike! 416 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:27,658 Pass! Pass! 417 00:26:29,825 --> 00:26:32,325 - [Whistle Blows] - All right, shower up! 418 00:26:32,408 --> 00:26:34,492 Yes! 419 00:26:34,575 --> 00:26:38,117 Yo, Dugan, man, nice play, yo. Word up. 420 00:26:38,242 --> 00:26:40,200 Johnson, what a block, baby. 421 00:26:40,283 --> 00:26:44,242 Word up. Woodward. Nice ass. 422 00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:46,492 Damn. 423 00:26:46,617 --> 00:26:49,950 Yo, Greg, what's up? You gonna hit the showers or what? 424 00:26:50,033 --> 00:26:54,200 No, man. I think I'm gonna work out, beat the bag a little. 425 00:26:54,325 --> 00:26:58,450 Suit yourself, kid. All right. Last one in the showers a rotten egg! 426 00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:02,450 Come on, yall! I'm gonna get you all! [Laughing] 427 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:05,533 Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! 428 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:32,992 Who did this? Huh? Where are you? 429 00:27:33,117 --> 00:27:35,367 This isn't funny, all right? 430 00:27:35,450 --> 00:27:38,492 A small dicks like a disability, man! 431 00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:42,825 Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you? 432 00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:45,325 Come on out here, you sick fuck! 433 00:27:45,450 --> 00:27:49,408 I'll kick the shit out of you right now! All right? 434 00:27:49,492 --> 00:27:51,492 Its not the size of the hammer, 435 00:27:51,617 --> 00:27:53,492 its the nail you're throwing it at! 436 00:27:55,992 --> 00:27:58,533 [Cindy] It's a shame how she died. 437 00:27:58,658 --> 00:28:03,158 - She was such a nice girl. - Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. 438 00:28:03,242 --> 00:28:06,908 - He had the biggest crush on her. - Ray, you're a dead man. 439 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:09,450 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 440 00:28:09,533 --> 00:28:11,533 You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle? 441 00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:14,908 - Bring it on, Ray! - Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline? 442 00:28:15,033 --> 00:28:17,950 - Take it easy. What's the problem? - I'll show you the problem. 443 00:28:18,033 --> 00:28:20,867 Oh... That's you? 444 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:24,575 They... They turned the hot water off in the showers, all right? 445 00:28:29,450 --> 00:28:32,033 Laugh it up, you guys. Big laugh. 446 00:28:33,658 --> 00:28:36,158 You know what? You can all go to hell! 447 00:28:36,242 --> 00:28:39,533 Greg, you're not the only one who got one. 448 00:28:39,658 --> 00:28:42,992 Oh, you mean Bobby's got a baby dick too? 449 00:28:45,575 --> 00:28:48,200 No. I was talking about the note. 450 00:28:48,283 --> 00:28:50,575 I got one too. 451 00:28:50,658 --> 00:28:53,450 - Somebody knows. - That's bullshit, Cindy. 452 00:28:53,575 --> 00:28:55,575 Someone just trying to fuck with us. 453 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:58,325 We have to call the police, Greg. 454 00:28:58,450 --> 00:29:01,117 You call the police, and I'll kill you myself. [Punching Stomach] 455 00:29:08,408 --> 00:29:10,783 - You're hurting her, man. - And you know what? 456 00:29:10,867 --> 00:29:12,783 That goes for all of you guys. 457 00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:15,492 That psycho wants a piece of me, bring it on. 458 00:29:15,575 --> 00:29:18,700 But I'm not going to jail. You got that? 459 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,700 [Cindy Groaning] 460 00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:24,867 - [Bones Crunching] - [All Groaning] 461 00:29:26,283 --> 00:29:28,200 What's everybody talking about? 462 00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:31,325 Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much. 463 00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:33,825 [Cindy Groaning] 464 00:29:34,158 --> 00:29:36,992 - [Audience Cheering] - [Emcee] Aren't they beautiful? 465 00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:41,450 - Buffy! - [Man]Contestant number one! 466 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:48,033 Very good. And contestant number two. 467 00:29:51,950 --> 00:29:54,825 Very good. And contestant number three. 468 00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:58,492 [Greg] Buffy! That's my girl! 469 00:29:58,617 --> 00:30:01,867 - That's my girlfriend! - Yeah, that's my girlfriend too! 470 00:30:01,950 --> 00:30:05,242 - Hey, kiss my ass! - [Boy #2] Yeah, I'm hitting that too! 471 00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:08,325 - All right, Buffy! - Hey, shut the hell up, man! 472 00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:12,325 - [Boy #3] The best pussy I ever had! - What, you want a piece of me? 473 00:30:12,408 --> 00:30:14,075 Now the talent portion of the competition. 474 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,658 Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for a closer seat. See you after the show. 475 00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:21,700 - Number three, Buffy Gilmore. - [Cheers And Applause] 476 00:30:21,825 --> 00:30:24,450 Hey, you know what? I'm gonna go hit the head. You want me to bring you back anything? 477 00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:27,055 No, no, no. I'm good, man. But hurry back. She's gonna perform. 478 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,742 - Don't worry. I'll be back. - Good evening, Buffy. 479 00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:31,992 And what will be your talent for this evening? 480 00:30:32,117 --> 00:30:35,908 Acting. I'll be doing a dramatic reading. 481 00:30:35,992 --> 00:30:38,242 [Boy] Yeah, yeah! 482 00:30:38,325 --> 00:30:40,367 Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic reading. 483 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,742 Hey, do that thing from Baywatch! She's running down the beach! 484 00:30:52,658 --> 00:30:54,700 Look out, Greg! Look behind you! 485 00:30:56,283 --> 00:30:59,033 - Its him! It's the killer! - Huh? 486 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:02,075 Oh, my God! Somebody do something! 487 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,700 Somebody do something! 488 00:31:05,783 --> 00:31:07,908 He's killing him! 489 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:10,867 - He's killing him! - Must be an original piece. 490 00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:12,867 He's killing him! 491 00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:16,575 - [Sobbing] - She's good. She's good. 492 00:31:16,658 --> 00:31:19,533 - What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic. 493 00:31:19,658 --> 00:31:22,950 You fucking bastards! Why won't anyone help? 494 00:31:23,033 --> 00:31:26,492 - Amazing. - [Woman]She's the next Pamela Lee. 495 00:31:26,575 --> 00:31:28,992 Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't! 496 00:31:29,075 --> 00:31:32,617 - [Groans] - Greg, hold on! 497 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,617 [Emcee]Give it up for Buffy Gilmore! Beautiful. 498 00:31:36,742 --> 00:31:38,825 - Absolutely fantastic. - [Cheering] 499 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:46,075 I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore! 500 00:31:46,158 --> 00:31:48,742 Buffy, wait. You have to go back onstage. 501 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:51,158 - No. I have to get to Greg. - But you won! 502 00:31:51,283 --> 00:31:54,408 - They're calling your name. - There's a killer... 503 00:31:54,492 --> 00:31:56,825 - I won? - They're calling your name. Go. 504 00:31:56,908 --> 00:31:59,783 - Buffy, what happened? What about Greg? - Oh, fuck Greg. I won. 505 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:02,617 - Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, loser! 506 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:05,533 - Miss Buffy Gilmore! - [Cheers And Whistles] 507 00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:07,658 Here she comes 508 00:32:07,742 --> 00:32:10,742 Miss Teen She's So Fine 509 00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:13,117 - Such lovely tits - Give me my crown, bitch. 510 00:32:13,242 --> 00:32:16,367 And a great behind 511 00:32:16,450 --> 00:32:21,450 There she is Doggy style anytime 512 00:32:21,575 --> 00:32:25,783 And I'll do her behind behind and behind 513 00:32:25,908 --> 00:32:28,825 Oh, there she is 514 00:32:28,908 --> 00:32:31,450 She loves 69 515 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,783 There's no sign of him anywhere. 516 00:32:33,867 --> 00:32:37,658 - He could've taken the body. - That's impossible, Cindy. 517 00:32:37,742 --> 00:32:40,325 - There's no blood. There's nothing. Look around. - llbetitsss just Greg playing... 518 00:32:40,408 --> 00:32:42,325 another one of his dumb jokes. 519 00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:45,450 He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's probably at my house waiting for us right now, 520 00:32:45,575 --> 00:32:48,117 - you guys. - All right, fine. 521 00:32:48,242 --> 00:32:50,825 But you know what? I'm gonna look around some more, so... 522 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:53,117 - You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem. 523 00:32:53,242 --> 00:32:55,658 - All right, fine. - Call me later. 524 00:33:05,367 --> 00:33:08,242 [Humming] 525 00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:14,408 [Phone Rings] 526 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,658 - Hello. - [Mans Voice] Hello, Cindy. 527 00:33:19,742 --> 00:33:23,033 - Who is this? - Its me, Bobby. 528 00:33:23,117 --> 00:33:25,617 You know, your boyfriend. 529 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:29,742 Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess I'm a little jumpy lately. 530 00:33:29,825 --> 00:33:32,575 - Hey, any sign of Greg? - No. 531 00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:36,117 - Do you want me to come by? - No. 532 00:33:36,242 --> 00:33:39,992 I'm just gonna take a bath, and then I'm gonna go to bed. 533 00:33:40,117 --> 00:33:43,867 Okay. I'd really like to see you, but... I love you. 534 00:33:43,950 --> 00:33:47,367 Aw. I love you too, baby. 535 00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:00,575 [Farts] 536 00:34:05,492 --> 00:34:07,950 [Rings] 537 00:34:09,867 --> 00:34:11,742 Bobby, I told you... 538 00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:14,117 [Mans Voice] I still know what you did last Halloween. 539 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,908 - Who is this? - [Dial Tone] 540 00:34:22,992 --> 00:34:25,117 [Phone Rings] 541 00:34:26,908 --> 00:34:28,783 - [Screams] - [Thud] 542 00:34:28,908 --> 00:34:32,617 - Ow! Ow! - [Ringing] 543 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:38,117 - Hello. - I'm gonna kill you. 544 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,700 - I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this? 545 00:34:40,783 --> 00:34:43,075 - I'm gonna chop you like liver. - What do you want? 546 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,617 I'm in the house. [Snickering] 547 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:50,575 Do you know where I am? [Snickering] 548 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:54,450 I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby. 549 00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:57,950 Yeah. Where am I? 550 00:34:58,033 --> 00:35:00,200 [Snickering] 551 00:35:00,283 --> 00:35:03,033 Um, you're-you're behind the couch. 552 00:35:03,117 --> 00:35:06,742 [Snickering Stops] What? How do you know that? 553 00:35:06,867 --> 00:35:08,783 I can, um, see your feet. 554 00:35:10,658 --> 00:35:14,117 Ah! Okay, turn around. 555 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,450 Close your eyes. No peeking. 556 00:35:20,783 --> 00:35:25,117 Yeah. No. No. No. 557 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,117 Hey, no peeking. No peeking. Turn around. 558 00:35:28,242 --> 00:35:29,867 Good. 559 00:35:29,950 --> 00:35:32,033 Okay, now you look. 560 00:35:32,117 --> 00:35:34,950 Now do you know where I am? You don't. 561 00:35:35,075 --> 00:35:39,117 No, Mr. Killer. I don't know where you are. 562 00:35:39,242 --> 00:35:42,825 - I'll give you a big clue. - [Screams] 563 00:35:45,117 --> 00:35:47,408 Oh! I gotta stop drinking. 564 00:35:53,783 --> 00:35:55,742 - Grandma! - Ow, baby! 565 00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:57,742 Oh, my hip! 566 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,908 [Screaming] 567 00:36:29,283 --> 00:36:31,700 [Woman Dispatcher] White woman in trouble off the 744... 568 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,200 [Sirens Wailing] 569 00:36:36,283 --> 00:36:38,200 - [Twigs Snapping] - [Screams] 570 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:41,700 Are you okay? I heard screaming. What's going on? 571 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,117 - Bobby, he was here. - Shh. 572 00:36:44,242 --> 00:36:47,658 - The killer was here, Bobby. - Its okay. 573 00:36:54,617 --> 00:36:58,408 - I can explain that. - Oh, my God. 574 00:36:58,533 --> 00:37:01,367 A friend gave 'em to me. Cindy. Cindy. 575 00:37:01,492 --> 00:37:03,742 - [Screaming] - Cindy. Cindy! 576 00:37:03,867 --> 00:37:06,825 Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! 577 00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:13,700 Its me, Cindy. [Gasps] 578 00:37:13,825 --> 00:37:16,450 Cindy, you know me. Cindy. 579 00:37:23,117 --> 00:37:25,492 I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you. 580 00:37:25,617 --> 00:37:28,408 I just want you to look at some photos. Tell me what you think. 581 00:37:34,617 --> 00:37:36,533 Mm-mmm. 582 00:37:38,617 --> 00:37:41,575 - No? - No. 583 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:45,700 - I'm sorry, Sheriff. - You sure? 584 00:37:45,825 --> 00:37:48,742 Okay, you're free to go. Do you have somebody picking you up? 585 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:51,783 - Yeah. - Oh. Just... 586 00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:54,492 Just check that one out again. 587 00:37:56,033 --> 00:38:00,950 - Mm, no. - No? No? Well, worth a shot. All right, thanks. 588 00:38:01,033 --> 00:38:03,658 - Guess what I just did with those hookers we busted. - No way. 589 00:38:03,742 --> 00:38:06,825 All the way, man! Yes, yes. Watch this. Doofy! 590 00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:09,200 - Yeah? - Come on. Come on. 591 00:38:09,325 --> 00:38:10,825 Okay. 592 00:38:10,908 --> 00:38:13,825 Special Officer Doofy reporting. 593 00:38:13,908 --> 00:38:16,408 Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers. 594 00:38:16,492 --> 00:38:21,242 - What's that? - That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy! 595 00:38:21,325 --> 00:38:24,283 Hey, Terry, smell my finger. 596 00:38:24,408 --> 00:38:27,075 - What the hell is that? - My ass. 597 00:38:27,158 --> 00:38:29,242 - Get the hell out of here, Doofy. - Doofy. 598 00:38:29,325 --> 00:38:34,158 - Mom said get home now. - Tell Mom I'm on official police business. 599 00:38:34,283 --> 00:38:37,992 - Cindy, are you okay? - Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness. 600 00:38:38,117 --> 00:38:40,908 - Go get in the car, Doofy. She's coming with us. - Does Mom know? 601 00:38:41,033 --> 00:38:43,992 - Yeah, Doofus. - Mom says when I wear this badge, 602 00:38:44,117 --> 00:38:46,492 you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law. 603 00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:49,575 Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner. 604 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,408 - [Cheering] - Oh! - Oh! 605 00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:55,075 Okay, three, two... 606 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,450 - [Man]Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now? 607 00:38:57,533 --> 00:38:59,742 - It's just that there's all these numbers with deci... - What, can't you count? 608 00:38:59,825 --> 00:39:03,158 - No, I can count, but there's really... - Let me make it easy for you. 609 00:39:03,283 --> 00:39:06,783 This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. 610 00:39:06,867 --> 00:39:08,575 Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the god-damn camera... 611 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,367 - I'm gonna put my foot up his fuckin' ass... - We're live, Gail. 612 00:39:11,492 --> 00:39:13,783 Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station... 613 00:39:13,867 --> 00:39:16,187 where I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell, 614 00:39:16,242 --> 00:39:18,742 the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening. 615 00:39:18,867 --> 00:39:21,200 - You're on my foot, fat shit! - Sorry, G... 616 00:39:21,283 --> 00:39:23,283 - What did I say? - Don't ever step on Gail's shoes. 617 00:39:23,367 --> 00:39:25,242 - Why not? - Because Gail wears Prada shoes. 618 00:39:25,367 --> 00:39:27,367 - You idiot. - I'm a bad man. 619 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:29,533 [Reporters Shouting] Cindy! Cindy! 620 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,867 - Cindy, can we get a statement? - Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen. 621 00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:34,867 - She's not talking. - Is it true the police have someone in custody? 622 00:39:34,950 --> 00:39:38,158 - Come on, Cindy. - Cindy, your ass looks fat! 623 00:39:39,283 --> 00:39:41,075 Bitch! 624 00:39:42,492 --> 00:39:45,325 - Good shot. - Come on. 625 00:39:45,408 --> 00:39:47,783 - All right, who copped a feel? - Gail, it was me. 626 00:39:47,867 --> 00:39:50,533 - Oh, my God. - It was an accident, Gail. 627 00:39:50,658 --> 00:39:53,992 I only touched it, the top of the breast. 628 00:39:54,075 --> 00:39:55,992 - It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up! 629 00:39:56,283 --> 00:39:58,075 [Dial Tone] 630 00:40:00,908 --> 00:40:02,783 [Phone Rings] 631 00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:08,617 - Yo. - Hello, Shorty. What are you doing? 632 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:13,950 Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game. Smokin' some bud. 633 00:40:15,450 --> 00:40:17,450 Are you all alone? 634 00:40:17,533 --> 00:40:20,825 - Was sup? - Was sup? 635 00:40:20,908 --> 00:40:23,742 What the... Who's that? 636 00:40:23,867 --> 00:40:26,700 Yo, pick up the phone. 637 00:40:26,783 --> 00:40:29,825 - Was sup? - Was sup? 638 00:40:32,117 --> 00:40:34,492 Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone! 639 00:40:35,617 --> 00:40:37,950 - Yo. - Was sup? 640 00:40:47,033 --> 00:40:52,450 - What you doin', son? - Nothin'... Just chillin'... killin'... 641 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:55,158 True. True. 642 00:40:55,492 --> 00:40:57,367 So you think Bobby did it? 643 00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:03,867 I don't know. But he was there, Buffy. 644 00:41:03,992 --> 00:41:08,033 I knew there had to be something. He just too perfect. 645 00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:11,450 Handsome, smart, good in bed. 646 00:41:11,575 --> 00:41:15,575 - What did you say? - Uh... 647 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:19,033 Hey, Cindy. Got your ice pack for your hand. 648 00:41:19,158 --> 00:41:21,867 - Ow! - Sorry. 649 00:41:21,992 --> 00:41:24,533 - [Groans] - I'll get you one for your head. 650 00:41:24,658 --> 00:41:26,992 No, no, that's okay, Doofy. 651 00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:31,575 Hey, were gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah. 652 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,700 I'll be next door if you need me. 653 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:37,200 Night, Cindy. 654 00:41:37,283 --> 00:41:38,742 Buffy, you told him? 655 00:41:38,825 --> 00:41:41,908 The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having. 656 00:41:41,992 --> 00:41:44,432 - Yeah, but what if he says something? - Who's gonna believe... 657 00:41:44,492 --> 00:41:47,200 a retarded retard like him anyway? 658 00:41:47,283 --> 00:41:49,742 Cindy, telephone. 659 00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:53,825 Thank you. 660 00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:57,283 - Hello. - [Mans Voice] Hello, Cindy. 661 00:41:57,367 --> 00:41:59,742 - Guess what. - No! 662 00:41:59,867 --> 00:42:01,908 - You got the wrong guy. - No! 663 00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:03,908 - Doofy! - Its not Bobby. 664 00:42:04,033 --> 00:42:05,908 - Who is this? - [Dial Tone] 665 00:42:06,033 --> 00:42:08,700 - Doofy! Doofy! - Oh, my God. 666 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:20,367 Hello? 667 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:25,117 I said don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room! 668 00:42:30,992 --> 00:42:33,492 I heard Bobby got out this morning. 669 00:42:33,617 --> 00:42:36,867 I haven't seen him around. Is he pissed? 670 00:42:36,992 --> 00:42:41,033 You mean since you branded him the Candy man? No. His heart is broken. 671 00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:44,200 Yo, son. Its like I seen this all before. 672 00:42:44,283 --> 00:42:46,283 They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty? 673 00:42:46,408 --> 00:42:48,283 No, it was in this movie Scream. 674 00:42:48,408 --> 00:42:50,825 Same dialogue and everything. This is ill. 675 00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:52,825 - How did it end? - I don't know. 676 00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:56,075 Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theater, so we just broke out. 677 00:42:56,158 --> 00:42:59,867 - No doubt. - Okay, I say we all just stick together. 678 00:42:59,992 --> 00:43:01,992 Tonight everyone meet at my house. 679 00:43:02,117 --> 00:43:05,700 And bring some friends. But don't tell everyone. Try to keep it quiet. 680 00:43:05,825 --> 00:43:07,200 Okay. 681 00:43:07,325 --> 00:43:12,325 Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! 682 00:43:13,908 --> 00:43:18,700 Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him. 683 00:43:18,783 --> 00:43:22,992 Okay. If I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him. 684 00:43:29,992 --> 00:43:32,533 - Jesus! - Its okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby. 685 00:43:32,658 --> 00:43:35,658 - What, you don't still think It's me, do you? - No. 686 00:43:35,783 --> 00:43:37,867 It's just that somebody did try to kill me. 687 00:43:37,992 --> 00:43:42,325 - And the police said I scared him away. - I know. He called me last night. 688 00:43:42,408 --> 00:43:45,825 You see, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail last night. Remember? 689 00:43:48,075 --> 00:43:50,033 You're the best. 690 00:43:50,117 --> 00:43:52,575 I'm sorry. Please understand. 691 00:43:52,658 --> 00:43:55,492 Understand what? That my girlfriend would rather call me a killer than touch me? 692 00:43:55,617 --> 00:43:57,492 - That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? 693 00:43:57,617 --> 00:44:00,033 What is it? She's gone and she's not coming back. 694 00:44:00,158 --> 00:44:04,533 - Its been over a year, Cindy. - But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls. 695 00:44:04,658 --> 00:44:07,867 - Oh, you gotta move on, baby. - Oh! 696 00:44:07,992 --> 00:44:10,700 I'm sorry if my complicated life... 697 00:44:10,825 --> 00:44:14,867 is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. 698 00:44:14,992 --> 00:44:17,825 Cindy. Cindy. 699 00:44:17,908 --> 00:44:19,992 [Sheriff] Okay, everybody, listen up. 700 00:44:20,075 --> 00:44:22,408 Let me just say, uh, 701 00:44:22,492 --> 00:44:26,700 the killing of these teenagers has been tragic, but, uh... 702 00:44:26,825 --> 00:44:28,742 Hey, you know, shit happens. 703 00:44:28,825 --> 00:44:32,367 [Reporters Shouting] Sheriff! Sheriff! 704 00:44:32,450 --> 00:44:35,658 - Yes, Miss Thunderstorm. - Have they found Cindy Campbell's father? 705 00:44:35,783 --> 00:44:37,825 - No. - Isn't he a suspect? 706 00:44:37,950 --> 00:44:40,075 That is classified information. Where are you getting that? 707 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,908 I'm sorry, but my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff. 708 00:44:43,992 --> 00:44:46,492 Hey, Gail. 709 00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:49,908 Gail swallows. 710 00:44:55,408 --> 00:44:57,283 Watch this. 711 00:44:58,658 --> 00:45:01,575 Hello. Who is this? 712 00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,783 What? 713 00:45:03,908 --> 00:45:06,450 You wanna kill me? 714 00:45:06,575 --> 00:45:08,742 Oh, God. Hold on. 715 00:45:08,825 --> 00:45:12,867 - Cindy, its for you. - [Girls Laughing] 716 00:45:14,825 --> 00:45:16,783 All right, knock it off, Buffy. 717 00:45:16,867 --> 00:45:20,325 Now, as you all have heard, there is a killer in town... 718 00:45:20,408 --> 00:45:23,742 and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips. 719 00:45:23,867 --> 00:45:26,033 Stay in well-lit areas. 720 00:45:26,158 --> 00:45:28,533 Do not travel alone whenever possible. 721 00:45:28,658 --> 00:45:30,575 Always wipe front to back. 722 00:45:30,658 --> 00:45:33,200 And remember, never, ever believe someone... 723 00:45:33,325 --> 00:45:36,575 when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair... 724 00:45:36,658 --> 00:45:39,617 will rid you of crab infestation. 725 00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:43,658 Now, I understand this is a difficult time for you young ladies. 726 00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:46,742 So if anyone needs to come to my office to talk, 727 00:45:46,867 --> 00:45:48,867 I am here for you. 728 00:45:52,992 --> 00:45:56,283 - What a crock of shit. - [Cindy]It's not, Buffy! 729 00:45:56,367 --> 00:45:59,283 - He's real! - [Girls Laughing] 730 00:46:03,117 --> 00:46:05,033 [Inhales] 731 00:46:08,367 --> 00:46:10,242 Miss Mann? 732 00:46:12,325 --> 00:46:15,617 Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you'd like. 733 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,117 No, thanks. 734 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,325 What can I do for you, Cindy? 735 00:46:22,450 --> 00:46:26,617 I need to talk. See, I have this problem... 736 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:28,992 and I don't know who to tell. 737 00:46:29,117 --> 00:46:33,117 - Not feeling so fresh? - Huh? 738 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,617 Feminine odor and itching got you down? 739 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:38,825 Uh, no. No, not that. 740 00:46:38,950 --> 00:46:42,242 Then what is it? 741 00:46:42,325 --> 00:46:45,492 I have a terrible secret. 742 00:46:45,617 --> 00:46:48,533 Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets. 743 00:46:51,533 --> 00:46:53,950 Sometimes we do things were not so proud of. 744 00:46:54,075 --> 00:46:56,700 Some for money, 745 00:46:56,825 --> 00:47:00,283 others to gain the athletic edge on the competition. 746 00:47:00,367 --> 00:47:02,950 Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us. 747 00:47:03,033 --> 00:47:05,075 - Aah! - Do you know what I mean? 748 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:09,867 Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann. Thanks for ball... 749 00:47:09,950 --> 00:47:13,867 I mean, all your help. I have to go to class. 750 00:47:13,950 --> 00:47:15,867 Anytime, dear. 751 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:22,450 - Buffy, are you coming? - I'll catch up with you guys in a sec. 752 00:47:28,575 --> 00:47:31,492 [Man Whispering]Redrum. 753 00:47:31,575 --> 00:47:33,492 Hello? 754 00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:43,742 Somebody there? 755 00:47:43,867 --> 00:47:45,742 Hello! 756 00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:52,950 [Gasps] Very funny. 757 00:47:53,075 --> 00:47:55,075 Who put you up to this, Cindy? 758 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,783 Lose the cape. Its way too 990s horror. 759 00:48:00,158 --> 00:48:04,283 Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die? 760 00:48:06,492 --> 00:48:11,325 Wanna play psycho killer? Can I be the helpless cheerleader? 761 00:48:13,075 --> 00:48:15,700 Oh, so this is where I'm supposed to beg for my life? 762 00:48:16,867 --> 00:48:19,825 Please, Mr. Killer, don't kill me. 763 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,575 So is this where I'm supposed to bleed? 764 00:48:26,658 --> 00:48:30,450 Oh, look, I'm bleeding! 765 00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:33,992 Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right? 766 00:48:34,117 --> 00:48:39,742 Okay. I'm running! I'm running! Help! 767 00:48:39,867 --> 00:48:44,825 Help! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless. 768 00:48:44,908 --> 00:48:48,325 - [Bones Crack] - Aah! 769 00:48:48,408 --> 00:48:52,200 There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now. 770 00:48:52,283 --> 00:48:56,533 Oh, God! Somebody please help me! 771 00:48:56,617 --> 00:48:58,825 Oh, God, no! 772 00:48:58,950 --> 00:49:01,242 No! 773 00:49:01,367 --> 00:49:03,825 Oh, now what? 774 00:49:03,950 --> 00:49:09,533 I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it. Aah! 775 00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:15,200 Oh, look at me. I'm all dead. 776 00:49:15,283 --> 00:49:18,533 I'm a gross, scary severed head. Come on. Please. 777 00:49:18,658 --> 00:49:22,658 Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache. 778 00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:26,617 And you got blood all over my Gucci sweater. I hope you're gonna pay for that. 779 00:49:26,742 --> 00:49:29,200 Ah! I will not be ignored by the likes... 780 00:49:30,825 --> 00:49:34,408 - I'm gonna jump! - Phil, get back in there. 781 00:49:34,492 --> 00:49:36,450 - No! - What are you doing up there? 782 00:49:36,533 --> 00:49:40,367 - Be reasonable. - I cant take this fucking job... 783 00:49:40,450 --> 00:49:43,450 or those greasy shit head teenagers anymore! 784 00:49:43,575 --> 00:49:48,867 - I'm going to end it all! - Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you! 785 00:49:48,992 --> 00:49:51,367 Now we know Bobby's not the killer. So who is? 786 00:49:51,450 --> 00:49:53,367 I don't know. 787 00:49:53,450 --> 00:49:55,908 If the killer was in your house last night, why didn't he just kill you then? 788 00:49:55,992 --> 00:49:57,950 Because he just messing with us. 789 00:49:58,075 --> 00:50:00,408 Don't you see? Hess got us right where he wants us. 790 00:50:00,492 --> 00:50:05,742 We cant go to the police. He's just out there watching us and waiting for us. 791 00:50:05,825 --> 00:50:09,200 What are you waiting for, huh? 792 00:50:09,283 --> 00:50:11,950 What are you waiting for? 793 00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:13,950 What are you waiting for? 794 00:50:14,075 --> 00:50:16,658 [To Himself] What am I waiting for? 795 00:50:16,783 --> 00:50:20,200 - [Shouting] What am I waiting for? - What are you waiting for? 796 00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:23,117 - Fuck you! - [Crowd Gasping] 797 00:50:24,117 --> 00:50:26,200 [Woman] Oh, my God. 798 00:50:26,325 --> 00:50:29,200 Ray, I still don't think this party is a good idea. 799 00:50:29,325 --> 00:50:33,033 - You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. - I just don't feel right. 800 00:50:33,158 --> 00:50:36,617 - Why cant we just do something else? - How about we go to the movies? 801 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:40,450 Huh? You like that? See a little movie, huh? 802 00:50:40,575 --> 00:50:43,367 [Hip Hop Plays On Radio] 803 00:50:43,450 --> 00:50:47,283 - Hey! This is my song! - Hey! 804 00:50:47,408 --> 00:50:50,450 - You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right? - What? 805 00:50:50,533 --> 00:50:54,825 Everywhere I go I see the same hos 806 00:50:54,908 --> 00:50:56,825 Ooh, Brenda. 807 00:50:56,908 --> 00:50:59,658 Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey? 808 00:50:59,742 --> 00:51:02,325 - I do, Ray? - Yes. 809 00:51:02,408 --> 00:51:05,533 I like it. Hey, get up. Go over there. Let me see it. 810 00:51:05,658 --> 00:51:08,075 [Giggling] 811 00:51:10,408 --> 00:51:13,825 Ooh! Yes, I like that. 812 00:51:13,950 --> 00:51:16,575 - You like that? You like that? - Yeah. Hey! 813 00:51:16,658 --> 00:51:20,617 - Hey, put this on with it. - [Laughing] 814 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:23,992 - Ray, you are so freaky. - That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl. 815 00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:26,325 Go on. Pull it. Pull it up. 816 00:51:26,408 --> 00:51:29,117 [Both] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh! 817 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,742 Yeah. Here. Put this on with it. 818 00:51:32,867 --> 00:51:34,742 Go on. 819 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,450 - Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on. 820 00:51:40,575 --> 00:51:43,867 - Okay. - Go on. 821 00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:49,742 - I like that look. - Ooh! I'm bad. 822 00:51:49,867 --> 00:51:52,992 Here. Put this on with it. 823 00:51:53,117 --> 00:51:55,450 Go on, girl. Put it on. 824 00:51:55,533 --> 00:51:58,492 Yeah. Put that shit on there. Come on. Just shove it on. 825 00:51:58,617 --> 00:52:02,492 Do it. Yeah. Ooh, so fucking sexy. 826 00:52:02,617 --> 00:52:05,200 Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on! 827 00:52:05,283 --> 00:52:09,533 Full speed. Charge! [Growling] 828 00:52:10,658 --> 00:52:13,117 Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around! 829 00:52:13,242 --> 00:52:15,117 Turn around! Come on! 830 00:52:15,242 --> 00:52:17,575 Yes, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! 831 00:52:17,658 --> 00:52:19,700 - Who? - Uh... Uh, Brenda. 832 00:52:19,783 --> 00:52:23,200 Put the helmet on. No, lets role-play. Come on. You get me. 833 00:52:23,283 --> 00:52:25,575 - Come on! Come on! - Huh? 834 00:52:25,658 --> 00:52:27,658 I'm here at Lovers Lookout. 835 00:52:27,742 --> 00:52:30,117 Its dark, It's in the middle of nowhere, 836 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,283 and its where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around. 837 00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:36,658 So very likely were about to see someone get killed. 838 00:52:36,742 --> 00:52:40,700 Okay, sure enough, there's a girl in that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone. 839 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:43,200 Lets see if she'll have a word with us. 840 00:52:43,325 --> 00:52:46,825 Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book You're Next. 841 00:52:46,950 --> 00:52:50,325 - Oh, yeah. - Can you tell us your name? 842 00:52:50,450 --> 00:52:54,200 - Well, my names Heather. - Can you tell us what you are doing out here all alone? 843 00:52:54,283 --> 00:52:58,658 Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out... 844 00:52:58,783 --> 00:53:01,158 and then we heard a noise out there, so he went to go check it, 845 00:53:01,283 --> 00:53:03,658 but... well, that was, like, ten minutes ago. 846 00:53:03,783 --> 00:53:08,200 Yeah, yeah. Has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered... 847 00:53:08,325 --> 00:53:11,450 and you're about to be slaughtered next? 848 00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:15,367 - Really? No way! - Way. 849 00:53:15,450 --> 00:53:17,825 - Heather, good luck. - Okay, thanks, Gail. You're the best. 850 00:53:17,908 --> 00:53:21,658 - [Screaming] - Just as I thought. The murder is happening as we speak. 851 00:53:21,742 --> 00:53:24,408 I'm going to try and break into the bloodshed. Are you getting this? 852 00:53:24,533 --> 00:53:28,367 Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us what you're feeling, honey? 853 00:53:28,450 --> 00:53:32,325 Lots of pain. Gail, please help me. Gail, please! 854 00:53:32,450 --> 00:53:35,658 I'd like to help you out, kid, but It's sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? 855 00:53:35,742 --> 00:53:39,117 You got a lot of nerve coming here. I'm just trying to do my job. 856 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,120 - Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch. - No, Kenny, keep rolling! 857 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,658 I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass. Get that camera off me! 858 00:53:45,742 --> 00:53:50,867 Oh, my God, Kenny! Kenny, move your fat ass! 859 00:53:50,992 --> 00:53:53,742 Kenny! Oh, my God, he's right behind you! 860 00:53:53,867 --> 00:53:56,408 [Kenny] This manis chasin' Miss Gail. 861 00:53:56,492 --> 00:53:58,408 - [Kenny Grunts] - [Thud] 862 00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:04,825 I'm so scared right now. 863 00:54:06,617 --> 00:54:09,283 I just want to say... 864 00:54:09,408 --> 00:54:12,575 to the family of my cameraman, Kenny, 865 00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,033 I am so sorry. 866 00:54:15,158 --> 00:54:18,117 This was my interview, 867 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,200 my story. 868 00:54:21,325 --> 00:54:23,533 Its all my fault. 869 00:54:28,408 --> 00:54:33,367 - You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I brought me a little snack of my own. 870 00:54:33,450 --> 00:54:36,075 [Paper Rustling] 871 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,533 - You want some chicken? - Nah. 872 00:54:42,117 --> 00:54:47,158 Mm-hmm. For all yall talkers up in here, It's time to keep it down right now. 873 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,992 Shh. 874 00:54:49,075 --> 00:54:51,408 Shh, back at you. Shh! 875 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,283 Why they actin' already? It ain't nothin' but the previews. 876 00:55:00,950 --> 00:55:03,992 The largest ship the world had ever known. 877 00:55:04,117 --> 00:55:08,908 It's 400 passengers and crew on a maiden voyage to a brave new world. 878 00:55:08,992 --> 00:55:11,950 A journey that would change their lives forever. 879 00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:14,950 Whoo! 880 00:55:16,908 --> 00:55:20,992 I'm the king of the world! Whoo-hoo! 881 00:55:23,742 --> 00:55:27,742 - [Yells] -[Whip master]Get your ass back down there, boy! 882 00:55:27,867 --> 00:55:31,075 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - The movie about to come on. 883 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,575 I gotta go to the bathroom. Here. Take your hot sauce. 884 00:55:33,658 --> 00:55:36,700 [Brenda] Hurry up, man. Don't be long. 885 00:55:36,825 --> 00:55:39,242 Back up! Let him through! 886 00:55:40,617 --> 00:55:43,408 You can move back some. You don't own the theater. 887 00:55:43,492 --> 00:55:45,908 [Men Chattering] 888 00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:51,742 - [Bell Rings] - [Announcer]And they're off! 889 00:55:51,825 --> 00:55:54,200 It's number three in the lead. Number two close behind. 890 00:55:54,283 --> 00:55:58,450 And number three is the winner! 891 00:56:00,367 --> 00:56:03,742 Number two has placed, and number four to show. 892 00:56:03,867 --> 00:56:06,783 Next weeks Triple Crown starts at 2:30. 893 00:56:06,908 --> 00:56:09,325 - [Trickling] - Be here early. 894 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:12,325 [Baby Sounds] 895 00:56:15,867 --> 00:56:18,783 [Sounds Continue] 896 00:56:31,033 --> 00:56:33,450 [Laughing] 897 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,575 Hey, who was that? 898 00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:40,908 Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again. 899 00:56:52,908 --> 00:56:55,408 Anon. 900 00:56:57,408 --> 00:56:59,617 [Brenda] Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. 901 00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:02,117 Mm-mmm! Don't go in there! 902 00:57:04,617 --> 00:57:06,992 - [Yells] - [Screams] - [Screams] 903 00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:10,908 [Laughing] Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack! 904 00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:13,075 Man, this is some scary shit! 905 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,075 Oh, I am scared! [Continues Laughing] 906 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:21,700 - Excuse me. - I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here. 907 00:57:21,783 --> 00:57:24,950 - Out of her favor... - That ain't no man. 908 00:57:25,033 --> 00:57:27,700 - You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind? 909 00:57:27,825 --> 00:57:31,117 I know you better get outta my face! 910 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,992 Outta my face! Outta my face! 911 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,658 This is all me up in here. You handle that. 912 00:57:36,742 --> 00:57:39,200 - [Man] Will you shut the fuck up! - [Woman] Yeah! 913 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:42,533 Mmm, mmm. This movie is good. 914 00:57:42,617 --> 00:57:47,200 Hey, baby. You came back just in time. 915 00:57:47,283 --> 00:57:49,908 She's about to get it on with Shakespeare. 916 00:57:49,992 --> 00:57:52,700 - She dressing like a man... - Shut up. 917 00:57:52,783 --> 00:57:56,575 Yeah, I got you. I got you on camera. 918 00:57:56,658 --> 00:57:59,492 You on Candid Camera now. 919 00:57:59,617 --> 00:58:01,492 You ain't know that. 920 00:58:01,617 --> 00:58:03,575 - [Cell Phone Beeping] - [Audience Groaning] 921 00:58:04,783 --> 00:58:08,533 Hello. Hey, girl. Uh-uh. I'm in the movie. 922 00:58:08,658 --> 00:58:13,575 Shakespeare In Love. Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying. 923 00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:16,575 For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap! 924 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:19,033 - Shut up! - Hold on. 925 00:58:19,117 --> 00:58:22,075 I don't know why you all is actin' I like this. 926 00:58:22,158 --> 00:58:25,242 My girlfriend already seen the movie. She said they don't even stay together in the end. 927 00:58:25,367 --> 00:58:27,867 Give me that. 928 00:58:27,950 --> 00:58:29,908 Right on. 929 00:58:30,992 --> 00:58:32,908 Will you sit down. 930 00:58:32,992 --> 00:58:35,533 - [Groans] - Shut up. 931 00:58:35,658 --> 00:58:38,617 Your ass is grass. 932 00:58:42,117 --> 00:58:44,658 - This is for Thelma! - And Louise! 933 00:58:44,742 --> 00:58:48,242 This is for talking through The Fugitive! 934 00:58:48,367 --> 00:58:51,117 - You ruined Schindlers List. - Jackie Chan movies. 935 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,617 - Boogie Nights! - And Big Mommas House! 936 00:58:54,742 --> 00:58:58,033 [Audience Jeering] 937 00:58:58,117 --> 00:59:01,700 Aaaaaahhhhh! 938 00:59:07,867 --> 00:59:11,117 [Applause] 939 00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,492 And I can not marry the daughter of Sir Robert De Lesseps. 940 00:59:14,742 --> 00:59:17,742 [Loud Rock] 941 00:59:17,867 --> 00:59:21,742 Um, you guys, there's a few too many people. 942 00:59:21,867 --> 00:59:25,075 Oh, honey, please don't throw... Hey, you guys, stop. 943 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,408 Hey! Hey, please! That's my dad! 944 00:59:27,492 --> 00:59:29,950 - No, don't touch... Ah, no! - Do you have more beer? 945 00:59:30,075 --> 00:59:33,200 - Do you have more beer? - Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage. 946 00:59:33,283 --> 00:59:35,408 No, no, no, no! Don't! 947 00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:57,033 [Metal Clanging] 948 00:59:57,158 --> 01:00:00,200 [Sighs] Kitty, you scared me. 949 01:00:01,367 --> 01:00:04,283 - [Clanging] - [Whinnying] 950 01:00:04,408 --> 01:00:07,908 Horsey. Oh, you scared me too. 951 01:00:12,450 --> 01:00:15,450 Hello? Who's there? 952 01:00:18,283 --> 01:00:21,033 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Please, don't! 953 01:00:21,158 --> 01:00:23,783 Please! I'm just a day player! 954 01:00:36,075 --> 01:00:38,700 [Screaming] 955 01:00:38,783 --> 01:00:40,325 Oh, my God! 956 01:00:43,658 --> 01:00:45,742 [Screaming] 957 01:00:52,242 --> 01:00:54,700 [Screaming] 958 01:01:08,533 --> 01:01:11,617 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 959 01:01:11,742 --> 01:01:14,825 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 960 01:01:14,950 --> 01:01:17,325 - [Screaming] - [Howling] 961 01:01:17,450 --> 01:01:19,992 Yeah! 962 01:01:21,325 --> 01:01:25,325 Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you. 963 01:01:25,450 --> 01:01:28,408 I thought the killer got to you before I could. 964 01:01:28,492 --> 01:01:30,033 Could what? 965 01:01:30,158 --> 01:01:33,783 I wanna go upstairs. There's something I wanna show you. 966 01:01:35,283 --> 01:01:38,533 - [Chuckles] Yeah. - [Chuckles] Oh, yeah. 967 01:01:38,617 --> 01:01:41,533 - Hey, party on! - [All] Yeah! 968 01:01:47,033 --> 01:01:49,950 - So... - So. [Giggles] 969 01:01:50,075 --> 01:01:52,742 Here we are... again. 970 01:01:52,867 --> 01:01:54,908 Yeah. [Giggles] 971 01:01:56,367 --> 01:01:58,825 And, you know, if you're not ready, 972 01:02:00,492 --> 01:02:03,200 I'll understand. 973 01:02:03,325 --> 01:02:04,867 Bobby. 974 01:02:04,992 --> 01:02:06,950 I am ready. 975 01:02:08,367 --> 01:02:10,283 - You are? - Yeah. 976 01:02:12,158 --> 01:02:15,783 I cant keep fighting these urges. 977 01:02:16,992 --> 01:02:19,825 I have to just give in to them... 978 01:02:19,950 --> 01:02:21,992 and let them flow. 979 01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:24,158 Right. 980 01:02:24,283 --> 01:02:26,158 - Bobby? - Huh? 981 01:02:26,283 --> 01:02:28,950 I have been so selfish. 982 01:02:31,283 --> 01:02:33,408 This is like a scene from a movie or something. 983 01:02:33,492 --> 01:02:36,117 Only it isn't a movie, Bobby. 984 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,117 This is real life. 985 01:02:39,617 --> 01:02:41,742 Its all a movie, baby. 986 01:02:41,867 --> 01:02:45,992 There's the sound guy. There's the script supervisor. How you are doin'... baby? 987 01:02:46,075 --> 01:02:47,742 - Bobby? - What? 988 01:02:48,950 --> 01:02:53,742 What I mean is that in real life... 989 01:02:53,867 --> 01:02:56,283 you have to enjoy each moment. 990 01:03:13,575 --> 01:03:16,700 [Moaning] 991 01:03:20,033 --> 01:03:22,825 Mmm! Ow! 992 01:03:22,950 --> 01:03:24,992 [Groaning] Bobby. 993 01:03:25,117 --> 01:03:27,658 - [Mumbling] - Bobby! 994 01:03:30,950 --> 01:03:33,617 Can I tell you a secret? 995 01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:35,658 Sure, man. 996 01:03:36,825 --> 01:03:39,825 I see dead people. 997 01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:43,408 [Laughing] Man, this shit is awesome! 998 01:03:43,492 --> 01:03:46,200 Yo, son, we gotta roll some more of that shit! 999 01:03:46,325 --> 01:03:48,242 [Shrieking] Ah, shit! 1000 01:03:48,367 --> 01:03:50,700 We don't have any more papers, man. 1001 01:03:50,783 --> 01:03:52,700 We don't have any more papers. 1002 01:03:52,783 --> 01:03:56,575 Oh, man! What can we use to make a bong? 1003 01:04:00,950 --> 01:04:03,408 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 1004 01:04:03,492 --> 01:04:05,700 - Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! - Yeah! 1005 01:04:11,617 --> 01:04:15,825 Oh, shit, son! 1006 01:04:15,950 --> 01:04:20,283 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 1007 01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:25,408 - This some good shit! - [Shouting, Whooping] 1008 01:04:41,325 --> 01:04:43,533 [Grunting] 1009 01:04:45,117 --> 01:04:47,867 [Grunting] 1010 01:04:47,992 --> 01:04:50,742 - Bobby! I've never done this before. - What? 1011 01:04:52,367 --> 01:04:54,242 Its okay. It's okay. 1012 01:04:54,367 --> 01:04:57,658 It's just like... It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop. 1013 01:04:57,742 --> 01:05:01,242 - A Tootsie Pop? - Yeah, a cherry-flavor one. 1014 01:05:01,367 --> 01:05:04,492 - Oh. - With the fudge in the middle? 1015 01:05:04,617 --> 01:05:06,908 - [Makes Sucking Sound] - Okay. [Giggles] 1016 01:05:06,992 --> 01:05:10,492 Show me now Show me how 1017 01:05:10,617 --> 01:05:14,075 - How it feels when were together - Just like that. 1018 01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:17,492 - I'm afraid if we wait - Just like that, baby. 1019 01:05:17,617 --> 01:05:20,242 - Well be waiting till forever -[Crunch] - Ah! 1020 01:05:20,325 --> 01:05:22,783 Oh! Jesus! 1021 01:05:24,617 --> 01:05:27,700 I never could wait to get to the chewy middle. 1022 01:05:27,783 --> 01:05:30,742 - You know what? Let me. - Oh. Okay. 1023 01:05:30,867 --> 01:05:32,367 Goddamn! 1024 01:05:32,450 --> 01:05:37,200 [Man Singing, Lyrics Indistinct] 1025 01:05:37,283 --> 01:05:41,575 I'm flyin' solo but don't know if I can stop 1026 01:05:41,658 --> 01:05:45,950 Don't ask me why Don't make me lie 1027 01:05:46,075 --> 01:05:48,242 Just kick back just sit back 1028 01:05:48,325 --> 01:05:50,450 Enjoy the ride 1029 01:05:53,742 --> 01:05:56,367 Cause I'm a spaceman 1030 01:05:56,492 --> 01:05:58,617 - [Bats Squeaking] - [Cindy Giggles] 1031 01:05:58,700 --> 01:06:01,117 Guess its been a while. 1032 01:06:02,658 --> 01:06:04,867 So stay with me 1033 01:06:07,075 --> 01:06:09,992 Oh! Oops! [Giggling] 1034 01:06:10,075 --> 01:06:11,992 Its very, uh, 770s of you. 1035 01:06:26,658 --> 01:06:31,408 Oh, yeah. Oh, Bobby! 1036 01:06:31,533 --> 01:06:34,367 [Gagging] 1037 01:06:34,492 --> 01:06:37,408 Come here, Bobby! I want it now! 1038 01:06:37,492 --> 01:06:41,200 Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned! 1039 01:06:41,325 --> 01:06:43,242 Yeah, me too, son. 1040 01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:45,283 Hey, you guys hear that? 1041 01:06:45,408 --> 01:06:49,325 - [Mimics Electronic Sound That Precedes Killers Appearance] - [Whimpering] 1042 01:06:49,450 --> 01:06:52,783 - [Laughing] - Oh! 1043 01:06:52,867 --> 01:06:57,408 [All Laughing] 1044 01:06:57,492 --> 01:07:00,658 - Shh! - [Touch Tones] 1045 01:07:00,783 --> 01:07:02,700 - [Line Ringing] - [Girl] Hello? 1046 01:07:02,783 --> 01:07:06,492 - Hello. What's your favorite scary movie? - [Girl] Hello? 1047 01:07:06,617 --> 01:07:10,408 [All Laughing] 1048 01:07:10,533 --> 01:07:12,533 Let me talk to her. Shh! 1049 01:07:14,992 --> 01:07:17,033 I'm gonna gut you like a pig! 1050 01:07:17,158 --> 01:07:22,075 [All Laughing] 1051 01:07:24,075 --> 01:07:26,950 Oh, yeah! Oh! 1052 01:07:27,033 --> 01:07:28,867 Yeah! What's my name, Bobby? 1053 01:07:28,950 --> 01:07:31,117 What? Ah! 1054 01:07:31,242 --> 01:07:34,783 - What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy! 1055 01:07:34,908 --> 01:07:37,950 Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby? 1056 01:07:38,033 --> 01:07:40,075 Its yours. 1057 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,408 Ahhhhhh! 1058 01:07:43,533 --> 01:07:46,700 - [Roaring] - Oh, my God! 1059 01:07:46,825 --> 01:07:50,242 [Rumbling] 1060 01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:55,575 Oh, shit! 1061 01:07:55,658 --> 01:07:58,408 [Shouting] 1062 01:07:58,492 --> 01:08:00,950 [Rapping] Don't even contest Cause I'll make you undress 1063 01:08:01,033 --> 01:08:03,617 Like porn dancers waitin' at the front door for an answer 1064 01:08:03,742 --> 01:08:06,867 Hey, yo, I'm sick of artificial MCs like silicone titties 1065 01:08:06,992 --> 01:08:09,450 Hey, yo, check it, yo. Fuck a cheap ball 1066 01:08:09,533 --> 01:08:11,533 I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong 1067 01:08:11,617 --> 01:08:14,075 And if I wanna fuck long I let my ding-a-long hit the bong 1068 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,617 And then the song Always pass the dutchie to the left 1069 01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:19,617 Because the right way is wrong [Cackling] 1070 01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:23,408 - Whoo-hoo! - I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready? 1071 01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:26,325 I'm gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your ass 1072 01:08:26,450 --> 01:08:28,992 I spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls 1073 01:08:29,117 --> 01:08:31,033 If the phone rings don't answer the call 1074 01:08:31,158 --> 01:08:33,158 Gonna slit your throat fuck you like a goat 1075 01:08:33,283 --> 01:08:36,242 Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat Peace! 1076 01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:41,533 Yo! 1077 01:08:41,658 --> 01:08:45,658 That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son! 1078 01:08:47,700 --> 01:08:52,033 Bobby... where were you tonight? 1079 01:08:52,117 --> 01:08:55,408 - What? - I was just curious. 1080 01:08:55,533 --> 01:08:57,450 What took you so long to get here? 1081 01:08:57,575 --> 01:08:59,617 Why you so curious? 1082 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,117 I don't know. 1083 01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:05,492 I thought it would fit the 90s horror cliché... 1084 01:09:05,617 --> 01:09:08,242 if you turned out to be the killer. 1085 01:09:08,325 --> 01:09:11,075 Oh, so, what? You think I killed Buffy and Greg? 1086 01:09:12,992 --> 01:09:15,033 Buffy and Greg are dead? 1087 01:09:16,367 --> 01:09:18,075 - I thought you knew that. - Oh, my God! 1088 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,367 Bobby, turn around! Its the killer! 1089 01:09:21,492 --> 01:09:25,450 [Screaming] 1090 01:09:35,575 --> 01:09:37,492 - Cindy! - [Gasps] 1091 01:09:37,617 --> 01:09:40,700 - Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby! - Cindy. Help me. 1092 01:09:42,408 --> 01:09:45,658 - Bobby, its okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme- 1093 01:09:46,742 --> 01:09:49,325 Its gonna be okay, Bobby. 1094 01:09:50,658 --> 01:09:53,700 Yo, wait for me! There's a killer in the house! 1095 01:09:53,825 --> 01:09:55,742 There's ass, blood and guts everywhere! 1096 01:09:55,867 --> 01:09:58,200 Someone done gone crazy, son! 1097 01:09:58,283 --> 01:10:02,908 - [Chuckling] We all go a little crazy sometimes. - Bobby, no! 1098 01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:06,283 Oh, shit, son! 1099 01:10:06,408 --> 01:10:09,283 [Whimpering] Oh, my God! 1100 01:10:09,408 --> 01:10:11,283 [Groaning] 1101 01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:13,783 Cindy, he shot me in the lungs. 1102 01:10:13,908 --> 01:10:15,783 [Inhaling] 1103 01:10:15,908 --> 01:10:17,825 You wanna hit this shit? 1104 01:10:22,075 --> 01:10:23,992 Ketchup. 1105 01:10:24,075 --> 01:10:26,408 Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby. 1106 01:10:28,575 --> 01:10:31,492 Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me! Bobby's gone crazy! 1107 01:10:32,950 --> 01:10:35,075 [Girls Voice] Surprise! 1108 01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,992 - [Killers Voice] Surprise, Cindy! - [Gasps] 1109 01:10:49,992 --> 01:10:52,075 Why are you doing this, Bobby? 1110 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:55,825 Why? Why? You hear that, Ray? 1111 01:10:55,950 --> 01:10:58,450 I think she wants a motive. 1112 01:10:58,575 --> 01:11:00,492 - Did Scream have a plot? - No. 1113 01:11:00,575 --> 01:11:04,033 [Chuckles] Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense? 1114 01:11:04,117 --> 01:11:06,867 Don't think so! 1115 01:11:06,950 --> 01:11:09,783 What about the sequel? What was with that fat, white Jamaican kid? 1116 01:11:09,908 --> 01:11:12,950 - I wanna kill that motherfucker. - It was bad casting, Bobby. 1117 01:11:13,075 --> 01:11:15,575 How about this for a motive? Lack of sex! 1118 01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:18,825 It can cause serious deviant behavior. 1119 01:11:18,950 --> 01:11:22,492 - I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby. 1120 01:11:22,617 --> 01:11:26,533 I did. But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourself. 1121 01:11:26,658 --> 01:11:29,158 That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. 1122 01:11:29,283 --> 01:11:31,992 And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray. 1123 01:11:33,658 --> 01:11:35,950 What? I ain't gay. 1124 01:11:36,033 --> 01:11:39,325 - What are you talking about? You took me to that club. - So, they play good music. 1125 01:11:39,408 --> 01:11:43,700 - What about our trip to San Francisco, then? - I wanted to go shopping. 1126 01:11:45,450 --> 01:11:49,033 - But you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my... 1127 01:11:49,117 --> 01:11:51,658 Whatever, Ray! I don't want to talk about this now. 1128 01:11:51,783 --> 01:11:55,575 The point is, I'm a new man, and I'm ready to leave all this behind and start a new life. 1129 01:11:55,658 --> 01:11:59,825 - So you killed all your friends? - Oh, no. 1130 01:11:59,950 --> 01:12:01,825 Just you. 1131 01:12:01,950 --> 01:12:04,200 And maybe Shorty, but that wasn't planned or anything. 1132 01:12:04,325 --> 01:12:06,700 But he's the genius part. 1133 01:12:06,783 --> 01:12:10,158 Were copycatting a serial killer that already exists. 1134 01:12:10,242 --> 01:12:14,033 - Its the perfect crime, Cindy. - But wait! There's more! 1135 01:12:14,158 --> 01:12:19,450 Hang on to your seat, baby, cause this one's a screamer! 1136 01:12:19,575 --> 01:12:22,825 - I'll be back. - Uh-oh. 1137 01:12:22,950 --> 01:12:25,325 Move your big ass. Come on. 1138 01:12:25,450 --> 01:12:27,742 - Dad! - [Grunts] 1139 01:12:27,825 --> 01:12:30,492 What are you gonna do, frame him? 1140 01:12:30,617 --> 01:12:34,825 Nah. Were just havin' a little bit of fun with old daddio. 1141 01:12:34,950 --> 01:12:38,117 The police are gonna find you and daddy both dead, 1142 01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:41,908 and me and Ray are the only survivors of maniacs revenge. 1143 01:12:42,033 --> 01:12:44,950 - You ready? I'm ready. - You ready? I'm ready to do this shit. 1144 01:12:45,075 --> 01:12:47,533 - Come on. Come on. All right. - All right. 1145 01:12:47,617 --> 01:12:49,950 - Come on! [Shouts] - Give it to me. No! 1146 01:12:50,075 --> 01:12:53,075 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1147 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:55,408 - Ready? All right. Lets do this. - Wait, wait. Ready. 1148 01:12:55,492 --> 01:12:56,950 - Come on. Come on. - Ready. 1149 01:12:57,075 --> 01:12:58,617 Give it to me! 1150 01:12:58,742 --> 01:13:00,575 No! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1151 01:13:00,658 --> 01:13:02,533 - Remember what we talked about? To the side. - I know. 1152 01:13:02,658 --> 01:13:04,533 - How many times we gonna go over this? - Okay. 1153 01:13:04,658 --> 01:13:06,617 Stop. Just... All right. Trust me, okay? 1154 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:09,367 - All right. I'm ready. - Trust me. I got this shit. Ready? 1155 01:13:09,492 --> 01:13:12,408 - Wait, wait, wait! - I'm about to cut your throat, boy! 1156 01:13:12,533 --> 01:13:14,617 Stop acting like a little girl. Come on. Come on! 1157 01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:17,450 - You're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah, come on! - Come on. You ready? 1158 01:13:17,533 --> 01:13:21,158 No! You guys are psychos! 1159 01:13:21,242 --> 01:13:23,450 You've seen one too many TV shows! 1160 01:13:23,575 --> 01:13:27,825 No! Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers! 1161 01:13:27,950 --> 01:13:30,283 Cancelin' TV shows does! 1162 01:13:30,408 --> 01:13:32,700 The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! 1163 01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:37,325 It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode! 1164 01:13:37,450 --> 01:13:40,617 Take it easy! I'm feelin' a little woozy here! 1165 01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:43,492 Its my turn. Give me the knife. 1166 01:13:43,617 --> 01:13:46,575 Fuck outta here. Ain't nobody stabbin' me. 1167 01:13:52,575 --> 01:13:55,117 - [Cindy Screams] - [Ray, Bobby Groaning] 1168 01:13:55,242 --> 01:13:57,783 Surprise, Cindy! 1169 01:14:04,575 --> 01:14:06,700 [Shouting] 1170 01:14:06,783 --> 01:14:09,283 [Growling] 1171 01:14:20,117 --> 01:14:23,533 [Snarling, Yelling] 1172 01:14:39,617 --> 01:14:41,200 [Cindy Screams] 1173 01:14:48,242 --> 01:14:50,575 [Groaning] 1174 01:14:50,700 --> 01:14:53,700 All right, all right. Hold on a second. 1175 01:14:53,825 --> 01:14:56,367 Just give me a moment. Ah. One... 1176 01:14:58,617 --> 01:15:01,908 [Grunting, Sighing] 1177 01:15:02,033 --> 01:15:04,242 [Bones Cracking] Oh, yeah. That's it. 1178 01:15:04,367 --> 01:15:07,367 Ah. Okay. 1179 01:15:07,450 --> 01:15:10,200 [Cindy Shouting] 1180 01:15:12,950 --> 01:15:16,658 [Irish Jig Plays] 1181 01:15:28,033 --> 01:15:31,408 [Shouting] 1182 01:15:40,742 --> 01:15:42,950 - [Screams] - Dad! 1183 01:15:43,033 --> 01:15:45,492 - [Mumbling, Gasping] - Are you okay? 1184 01:15:45,617 --> 01:15:48,492 I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here. 1185 01:15:48,617 --> 01:15:51,075 But, Dad, you were here. You were in the closet. 1186 01:15:51,158 --> 01:15:54,658 Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some girlfriends numbers for me? 1187 01:15:54,783 --> 01:15:57,825 - Dad, they're dead. - Ah, you know, I cant get a break. 1188 01:15:57,950 --> 01:16:00,367 - [Siren Wailing] - What's that? Is that the cops? 1189 01:16:00,450 --> 01:16:02,992 Okay, okay, listen, honey. Help me up now. 1190 01:16:03,075 --> 01:16:06,200 Uh... Uh... If the cops come, tell em I'm a plumber, okay? 1191 01:16:06,325 --> 01:16:10,075 You had a leaky faucet, and you called, and they sent me over. We don't know each other. 1192 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,825 [Sirens Continue] 1193 01:16:15,908 --> 01:16:19,408 - No! No! - [Tires Screeching] 1194 01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:21,492 Dad, Dad, put your arms down. 1195 01:16:23,950 --> 01:16:27,158 - What the hells goin' on here? -[Man]Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there. 1196 01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:29,200 - He was right here! I swear it! - Who was? 1197 01:16:29,283 --> 01:16:32,658 The killer! The guy that murdered all my friends! 1198 01:16:32,742 --> 01:16:36,450 And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there. 1199 01:16:36,533 --> 01:16:39,450 - All over the place. - Dad. Stop it. 1200 01:16:39,575 --> 01:16:42,325 All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have to take you down to the station. 1201 01:16:42,450 --> 01:16:44,450 I'm cool, though, right? 1202 01:16:44,575 --> 01:16:46,533 - I'm okay? - Lets... Lets go, Cindy. 1203 01:16:46,617 --> 01:16:48,950 Cindy. Call me. 1204 01:16:50,367 --> 01:16:52,283 Daddy'll get you out, honey. 1205 01:16:54,783 --> 01:16:58,742 Okay. Lets go over this again. 1206 01:17:11,283 --> 01:17:13,200 - You say it was an accident. - Yes. 1207 01:17:13,283 --> 01:17:16,450 - He was on the road. - And you think he came back to get revenge? 1208 01:17:16,575 --> 01:17:19,408 - It has to be him, Sheriff. - [Banging] 1209 01:17:24,992 --> 01:17:27,075 Here, Sheriff. They wanted me to give this to you. 1210 01:17:27,158 --> 01:17:30,200 - That'll be all, Doofy. - Okay. 1211 01:17:30,325 --> 01:17:32,742 - I'm gonna go, then. All right. - All right. 1212 01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:35,825 Bye, Cindy. 1213 01:17:39,033 --> 01:17:41,408 I'm sorry, Cindy. It wasn't the man you guys killed. 1214 01:17:41,533 --> 01:17:44,950 His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen found his body a few weeks later. 1215 01:17:45,075 --> 01:17:48,492 - He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery. - That's impossible. 1216 01:17:50,867 --> 01:17:53,242 - Then I don't know who it could be. - Hess gotta be someone... 1217 01:17:53,367 --> 01:17:56,742 who was connected with all the victims, someone who knew about the accident. 1218 01:17:56,867 --> 01:17:59,492 Someone who could move around without being noticed. 1219 01:18:01,825 --> 01:18:04,950 Oh, my God. 1220 01:18:05,033 --> 01:18:08,867 She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. He had the biggest crush on her. 1221 01:18:08,992 --> 01:18:11,867 [Gasping] Its me, Cindy. 1222 01:18:11,950 --> 01:18:13,533 Night, Cindy. 1223 01:18:17,450 --> 01:18:19,533 - Doofy! - Shit head? 1224 01:18:22,825 --> 01:18:24,742 - Have you seen Doofy? - No. 1225 01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:27,033 - Have you seen Doofy? Has anybody seen Doofy? - No, Sheriff. 1226 01:18:27,117 --> 01:18:29,617 - No. - [Man] Yeah. Just went out the back, Sheriff. 1227 01:18:29,742 --> 01:18:31,950 [Sheriff] Doofy! 1228 01:18:45,033 --> 01:18:48,408 He walks alone under the big city lights 1229 01:18:48,533 --> 01:18:52,242 He always knows just when the time is right 1230 01:18:52,367 --> 01:18:55,742 He never shows what he's thinking He keeps it inside 1231 01:18:55,867 --> 01:18:59,575 Because he's too cool for school 1232 01:18:59,658 --> 01:19:03,158 He comes alive when the sun goes down 1233 01:19:03,283 --> 01:19:06,742 He gets it right You know he's always down 1234 01:19:06,867 --> 01:19:10,325 He's got one eye open and his ear to the ground 1235 01:19:10,450 --> 01:19:13,408 And he's too cool for school 1236 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,658 He's an operator Hess a real player 1237 01:19:18,742 --> 01:19:22,283 - And if you mess with him you know you'll never win - [Gasps] 1238 01:19:22,408 --> 01:19:27,283 No-o-o-o-o! 1239 01:19:27,408 --> 01:19:32,283 -[Song Continues, Lyrics Indistinct] - [Continues Shouting] 1240 01:19:42,033 --> 01:19:45,658 [Cackling] Shit, son. Yo, what the deal? 1241 01:19:45,742 --> 01:19:48,492 Yo, if you all watchin' this tape right now, 1242 01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:50,575 that means I didn't make it. 1243 01:19:50,658 --> 01:19:54,492 Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead. 1244 01:19:54,575 --> 01:19:58,950 But either way it goes, I'm gonna tell you all the rules to survive this situation. 1245 01:19:59,075 --> 01:20:02,200 Rule number one: You gotta be quick. 1246 01:20:02,283 --> 01:20:05,617 Rule number two: Don't fall down. 1247 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:10,742 And rule number three: Whatever you do, never look back. 1248 01:20:10,825 --> 01:20:13,033 You all wish me luck. 1249 01:20:13,158 --> 01:20:15,117 Snatch and run, you all! 1250 01:20:17,742 --> 01:20:20,200 Come back here, you motherfuckers! Son of a bitch! 1251 01:20:20,283 --> 01:20:22,908 [Rap, Indistinct] 98356