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01 Scary Movie - Comedy Horror 2000
1080p [H264-mp4] Subtitles English
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[Crickets Chirping]
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[Owl Hoots]
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[Phone Rings]
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- Hello. - [Mans Voice]
Wanna have a little fun?
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- Who's this? - Tell me your
name and I'll tell you mine.
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I don't think so. [Farts]
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- What's that noise?
- Oops. I farted.
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- I didn't think you would hear
me. - No, that popping noise.
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Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm
getting ready to watch a video.
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- Ooh. What is it?
- It's just a scary movie.
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- Do you like scary movies?
- Mm-hmm.
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- What's your favorite?
- Mm, I don't know.
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Think.
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Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam, the
one where Shaq plays a genie.
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- That's not a horror movie.
- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.
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[Popping]
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- Hey, you have a nice voice.
- Thanks.
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You never did tell me your name.
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Why do you wanna know my name?
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Cause I wanna know
who I'm looking at.
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What... What did you say?
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Nice breasts.
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Look, what do you want?
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I wanna see what your
insides look like.
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Well... Well, then,
turn to page 54.
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Oh.
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Hey, nice.
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Listen, asshole, you've had your
fun, now you better stop or else.
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- Or else what? - Or else my
boyfriends gonna be here any minute,
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and he's black and
he'll kick your ass.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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You mean the one who wears
makeup and dresses like a woman?
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- How did you know?
- Turn the porch lights on.
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Help! Help!
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Oh, that's not my boyfriend. I mean, I've
fucked him a couple of times, but that's it.
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- [Squealing]
- Look, I'm calling the cops.
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Go ahead. Call the cops.
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But you might wanna check
the back door first.
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You forgot to lock it.
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[Doorbell Chimes]
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Take that, you psycho!
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[Groaning]
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I cant feel my legs.
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I think my arm is broken.
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- Sorry.
- I want my mommy.
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Hello, Drew.
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Oh, God!
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[Screams]
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- Daddy! Daddy!
- Ugh!
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Daddy!
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- Daddy!
- [Groans]
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Daddy, no! No!
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- Did you hear something?
- No, I didn't hear anything.
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[Keyboard Clicking]
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[Rustling]
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[Screams] Bobby, what are you
doing? My dads in the other room.
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It just occurred to me. I never
climbed through your window before.
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Now that you got it out of your
system, Bobby, you have to leave.
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Why?
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Shh. Come on.
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What's going on in there?
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Ow! Daddy's head is stuck.
Unstick Daddy's head.
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- [Groaning]
- Dad, can you knock?
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- Knock? I thought I heard screaming
in here. - No. No, you didn't, Dad.
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Well, it could've been that crack
I smoked earlier, I guess.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's what it was.
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I gotta leave town for
a couple of days.
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No big deal. Just that new business I
started with those Colombian guys?
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- Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar.
- Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
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Well, there's a problem.
Some money went missing.
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And apparently, some legs
are gonna get broken.
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It's just better if I lay
low for a couple of days.
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- If the cops raid the place...
- I never heard of you.
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- And don't forget...
- To flush your stash.
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Oh, you are my little girl.
I love you so much...
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that I left you a little
something in the coffee can.
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- Dad... - But you have to remember
to step on it before you sell it.
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- Now, what are you gonna cut
it with? - Um, baking...
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Baking soda. Not
baking powder.
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Because baking powder guys will have
muffins growing out of their nose.
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You love that joke,
don't you, honey?
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You've loved that joke since
you were two years old.
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- Okay, well...
- Okay, I love you.
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- I love you.
- Have a good trip.
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- Bye.
- Bye. Whew!
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Is the coast clear?
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Oh, Cindy, that nightgown.
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That was close. God!
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I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist,
and it got me thinking about you.
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If this is about the time I puked green
slime and masturbated with a crucifix...
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It was my first
keg party, Bobby.
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No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV.
All the good stuff was cut out.
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So you thought you would just
climb through my window...
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and we would play bump-bump?
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I was kind of hoping to
get my balls licked,
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but I wouldn't wanna break your
little underwear rule, now, would I?
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So maybe just some
on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff?
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Okay. But just for a minute.
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[Soft Rock]
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What the...
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Wrong set.
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Bobby! Oh, Bobby!
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I don't wanna wait for
our lives to be over
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- No, Bobby, don't.
- Ow!
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Jeez.
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Yeah, my dad.
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Okay, stud, you have to go now.
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Oh, um, about the sex stuff?
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I was only half serious. I don't
wanna rush you or anything.
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Hey, would you
settle for PG-13?
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What's that?
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Oh, jeez!
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- [Crash]
- Good night, Bobby.
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- [Laughing]
- Shorty, you are so loud.
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And make sure you take your
behind to class today.
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- I do be going to class.
- Lunch is not a class, Shorty.
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It is when you got the munchies.
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- See, that's why you such
a dumb-ass. - Your mother.
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You my brother. That's
your mother too, jackass.
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Oh, yeah. Well, then,
your fathers stupid.
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So? I don't know him.
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Yeah, me neither.
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- Hey, girl, you ready?
- Yeah, in a minute.
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- Were gonna be late.
- Wait. There's Buffy.
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[Grunts] I don't know why
you hang out with her.
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- She is such a ho.
- Why do you say that?
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Cause I've seen her.
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- My friend Sean had a pool
party this summer. - Sean?
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You know, Puff Daddy?
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Anyway, everybody was
drinking Cristal champagne.
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And then it started to get wild, and people
were getting freaky in the pool and stuff.
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I look over and there was your girl
getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi.
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So?
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With a backup dancer.
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I mean, that's nasty.
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That's-That's lower than
the security guard.
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At least security can get you
backstage. She don't love herself.
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Bye, Daddy. - I don't know. II
think Buffy's sweet, Brenda.
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She is as fake as
Press-onnails.
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Hey, baby girl!
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What is up, my sister?
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- Bye, Mr. Gilmore.
- Bye!
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- Is he gone?
- Yep.
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Do you like what you see
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It's all about the money
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[Girl] Hey, Cindy!
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- I love this color.
- Let me see that.
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- Oh, you guys should not
use this brand. - Why not?
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- Because they test their
products on animals. - So?
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Look, have you seen what they
do to those poor animals?
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Well, I am much more
of a people person.
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I'd like to feed all the hungry,
little children of the world.
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I'd much rather help my
fellow man than some animal.
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- Spare a dollar?
- Get away from me, you bum!
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Buffy! Can't you see
he's just hungry?
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Here you go, sir.
A nice sandwich.
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- See?
- I said a dollar, bitch!
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Ow!
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God. Look at this place.
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It's a circus.
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Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of
the book, You're Dead, llmmm Rich.
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A small college
town is in shock...
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after the unthinkable
has happened:
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a brutal killing spree
that left one teen dead...
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- That's it. Two teens dead...
- [Gunshot]
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And this small town
shaken and stirred.
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- Its times like these... - Police
are combing the area for clues.
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There are no witnesses
available at this time.
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There are no
suspects in custody.
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Police are asking
anyone to come forward.
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Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are
dead and were getting the fuck out of here!
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Grab your shit and
lets go, motherfucker!
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Hey, do you think the press
is gonna wanna talk to us?
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Oh, girl, no. The press only wants to interview
the most ignorant person they can find.
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I'm on TV! Oh, shit!
First Cops, now this!
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Oh, man, I'm gonna
be a star, son!
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- What can you tell us about Drew?
- Well, she had the fat ass.
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- I mean, it was like bang!
- How close were you to the victim?
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Real close. Until the
roofies wore off.
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Then she woke up talking
about pressing charges.
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So I just pulled my tongue
out of her ass and left.
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What would have been
your last words to Drew?
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Run, bitch! Run!
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Hey, yo, dawg. Does this
shirt make me look gay?
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No, man.
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What about now?
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- Nah. Yeah.
- Cool?
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Here. Take one, guys. Don't
forget: elections Tuesday.
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Don't forget:
election's Tuesday.
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Ah! Goddamn it!
Son of a bitch!
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What's the matter, honey?
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My report card.
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Well, at least you got one A.
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Yeah. I did, huh?
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- You're so smart.
- [Moaning]
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- Hey, has anybody seen Bobby?
- Nah.
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You know what? That
kid is always late.
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I don't get it. He
lives so close.
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[Rock]
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See you later, Hairy
Mama, Bubba, Jim,
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Big Jim, Little Jim,
Slim Jim, everybody.
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I'll see you later.
Ciao, Ding. All right.
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Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm.
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- I'd sure like to get in them pants.
- Really?
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Yeah. What size are these?
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[Bobby] Hey, guys.
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- Hey, Bobby.
- Hey, baby.
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- How you doing?
- Good.
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- You guys see all the
reporters out there? - Yeah.
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Saying that girl Drew Decker
got killed last night.
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- You know what? I think I knew her.
- Really?
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- She had a brother named Steve?
- Yeah.
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Long hair, pretty little
mouth, perfect ass?
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- That was her.
- Nah, I was talking about Steve.
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Whatever happened to him?
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Do you guys think its strange
that she got killed...
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exactly one year after we,
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you know, killed that guy?
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Hey, Cindy, that
was an accident.
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Was it, Greg?
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[Greg] Yeah!
223
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:13,200
[Laughing]
224
00:14:15,867 --> 00:14:18,575
Would you look at
what they're doing?
225
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,867
When are we gonna do
stuff like that, huh?
226
00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,908
One day.
227
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,575
- You like that, baby?
- Yeah, that's different.
228
00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,950
- You like that?
- Oh, I love that.
229
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,408
Oh, I love when you
play with my ass.
230
00:14:30,492 --> 00:14:32,408
I'm not playing with your ass.
231
00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:38,533
- Ray!
- Oh, my bad.
232
00:14:38,658 --> 00:14:42,783
Come on, man! Hey, Bobby,
put on some music.
233
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,867
Hold on.
234
00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:46,867
Here. Put this on.
235
00:14:49,408 --> 00:14:53,242
- It's raining men - Yeah,
that's the shit right here!
236
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:56,075
- Hallelujah - Its raining men
237
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,700
- Baby.
- Amen
238
00:14:58,783 --> 00:15:03,242
- I'm gonna go out I'm gonna let
myself get - What? It's a classic.
239
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:06,783
- Absolutely soakin wet -
Put on the radio, man.
240
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:09,408
[Rock]
241
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,992
Yeah! Whoo!
242
00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:28,242
- What? It was laundry day.
- What the fuck is...
243
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:30,408
Yeah!
244
00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:34,533
Whoo! Yeah!
245
00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:40,617
- Hey. Come over here.
- What?
246
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:43,825
- Just get a little closer to me.
- Something you're gonna tell me?
247
00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:47,450
- [Zipper Unzips]
- Bobby, what are you doing?
248
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:50,325
I just want you to touch it.
Just touch it. Come on.
249
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,367
- Uh...
- Just a little bit. Come on.
250
00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:54,450
Whoo!
251
00:15:57,117 --> 00:16:01,075
- Ow! - Oh, yeah, that's
what I'm talking about.
252
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:12,450
Oh, my God! Shit!
253
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:18,367
God, Cindy... Oh, shit!
254
00:16:29,825 --> 00:16:32,242
- [Ray] Oh, my God.
- What was that?
255
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,408
I think we hit something.
256
00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:41,533
Oh, man!
257
00:16:41,617 --> 00:16:45,492
Bobby, look at my car,
man! My dads gonna freak!
258
00:16:45,617 --> 00:16:48,325
[Bobby]I didn't see it.
It came out of nowhere.
259
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:51,033
- Oh, my God, we hit a boot.
- Where's the foot?
260
00:16:51,158 --> 00:16:53,533
I don't know.
261
00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:56,533
Where the...
262
00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:58,867
- [Screams]
- Its a body!
263
00:16:58,992 --> 00:17:00,950
- Oh, shit, is he alive?
- I don't know.
264
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:03,075
- Well, check it out.
- I cant.
265
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,283
- Shit!
- We have to call the police.
266
00:17:06,408 --> 00:17:09,450
- No way. I ain't going to jail.
- We have to!
267
00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:11,867
Cindy, do you know what they
do to young boys in prison?
268
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,950
And all those sex-starved convicts just
waiting for a fresh piece of meat.
269
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:18,117
Hey, you're right, Cindy. Maybe
we should call the police.
270
00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:20,533
[Greg]Oh, yeah, That's a great idea,
Ray. But what about Brenda, huh?
271
00:17:20,658 --> 00:17:22,533
You think she wants
to go to jail?
272
00:17:22,658 --> 00:17:24,617
This is manslaughter, okay?
Were all gonna fry for this.
273
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,450
- Were looking at 10 to 15 years.
- Shut up, Bobby!
274
00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:31,492
- Its okay. I'm fine. - Alcohol all
over. - We're in so much trouble.
275
00:17:31,575 --> 00:17:34,533
- I'm fine. -[Brenda]Don't
blame that shit on me, Ray.
276
00:17:34,658 --> 00:17:38,658
- Look, well get rid of the body.
- Unnecessary.
277
00:17:38,742 --> 00:17:41,450
-[Brenda]Now you're thinking. - We'll dump
him in the ocean. - Not the ocean, the pier.
278
00:17:41,575 --> 00:17:43,658
- Guess I'll be leaving now.
- [Greg] That's a great idea.
279
00:17:43,742 --> 00:17:45,783
- What about the alcohol?
- Well get rid of it.
280
00:17:45,908 --> 00:17:47,908
[Bobby]Come on.
It'll be all right.
281
00:17:47,992 --> 00:17:50,242
- Come on. Hurry up. Lets go.
- Put him in the trunk.
282
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,908
- I wont have anything to do with this!
- [Greg]Shut up!
283
00:17:52,992 --> 00:17:56,450
Cindy, come on. Well just
pretend it never happened.
284
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,783
You know, like the time we got drunk
and we went down on each other.
285
00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:02,908
- I'll get his arm. - I'll grab.
I'll grab his other arm. His ass.
286
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:06,283
Well take him down to Williamson
Cove and we'll dump him in there.
287
00:18:06,408 --> 00:18:08,325
The sharks'll take
care of the evidence.
288
00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:10,492
Oh, my God, someone's coming.
289
00:18:10,575 --> 00:18:14,492
- Oh, shit. Its Shorty.
- Brenda, take care of him.
290
00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:20,783
[Rap Playing On Radio]
291
00:18:20,908 --> 00:18:23,950
Shorty, I know you ain't
driving without no papers.
292
00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:27,158
I got papers, blunts, bongs,
293
00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:29,742
all the ingredients to
make a high niggard pie.
294
00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:35,117
- Hey, yo, can I help you?
- Yo, what's up, Ray?
295
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,117
- Yo, son, you all need jumper cables?
- Nah, were cool.
296
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,950
Oh, good, cause I left
my roach clip at home.
297
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,908
- Go home, Shorty.
- Yeah, I-I'll see you later.
298
00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:46,825
Peace, Ray.
299
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:49,450
- Get the trunk closed.
- [Buffy]It won't close.
300
00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:52,200
- I'll do it.
- [Groaning]
301
00:18:52,325 --> 00:18:55,242
[Shorty Laughing]
302
00:19:16,783 --> 00:19:19,825
Hold on. Hold on. Put him
down. He's heavy. Oh, God.
303
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:25,742
Okay, look. On three we
dump him over the ledge.
304
00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:28,283
Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't
we at least check his wallet?
305
00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:32,033
- For what?
- Shit, he might have some money.
306
00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:35,075
We already committed murder.
We might as well rob his ass.
307
00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:37,908
- I'll take the credit cards. - I want his
jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers.
308
00:19:37,992 --> 00:19:43,033
- [All Shouting] - Get off! Hey, yo,
get off! His drawers are mine! Yo!
309
00:19:43,158 --> 00:19:46,783
- [Chuckling] I got me a gold ring.
- Credit cards.
310
00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:50,408
- All right, lets get him in the water.
- I don't think I can, Greg.
311
00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:52,950
- Its not too late.
- Shut up, okay?
312
00:19:53,075 --> 00:19:57,200
- Christ, already. I'll do it.
- Just get him in the water.
313
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,200
Okay. One, two,
314
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,200
three.
315
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:09,950
Right now we make a pact.
We take this to our grave.
316
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,617
- Agreed? - Agreed. - Agreed.
317
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,658
- Agreed?
- [Brenda, Bobby] Agreed.
318
00:20:13,742 --> 00:20:16,825
Say it, Cindy. Say it!
319
00:20:16,908 --> 00:20:19,825
We take this to our
grave. Say it!
320
00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:22,533
- [Gagging]
- We take this to our grave. Say it.
321
00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:24,533
Greg, chill. Come on.
You're hurting her.
322
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,658
We take this to our grave. Ow.
323
00:20:27,742 --> 00:20:30,408
And we never mention this again.
324
00:20:30,492 --> 00:20:32,450
Mention what?
325
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:37,075
- The guy we just killed.
- Well, you just mentioned it, Greg.
326
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,950
Starting now!
327
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:41,283
Stupid bitch, man.
328
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:45,158
- God. I hate him. - Its gonna be
okay, baby. It's gonna be okay.
329
00:20:45,283 --> 00:20:49,825
I promise. Just touch it
again. Come on. Please.
330
00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:56,325
- You have to move on, Cindy. That's
all behind us now. - Exactly.
331
00:20:56,408 --> 00:20:58,825
- Its a coincidence.
- Gregss right, Cindy.
332
00:20:58,908 --> 00:21:01,658
I mean, what do you think
were in, a horror movie?
333
00:21:01,742 --> 00:21:05,408
Yeah, you guys are
right. If we were,
334
00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:10,242
they'd probably cast some dingbat like
Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me.
335
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:14,158
Yeah, or they'd cast people in their late
twenties, early thirties to play us.
336
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:20,117
-[Bell Rings] - Kenny, get the
camera ready. Here. Hold my gum.
337
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,492
- Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get
a statement? - No comment.
338
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:30,867
Damn. Who do I have to screw
around here to get a stupid story?
339
00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:33,367
Hey! Hey, no running.
340
00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:35,367
[Blows Whistle]
341
00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:37,367
- Loser.
- [Continues Blowing]
342
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,450
- Slow it down!
- [Boy] Blow me!
343
00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:42,825
All right!
344
00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:45,908
Hi. Gail Hailstorm. Field
Reporter, Hard Story.
345
00:21:45,992 --> 00:21:48,158
Special Officer Doofy.
346
00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:52,242
Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen.
Is there a problem on campus?
347
00:21:52,325 --> 00:21:54,533
- No comment. No comment.
- Okay. Okay.
348
00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:58,325
You know, you look awfully
young to be a police officer.
349
00:21:58,408 --> 00:22:00,908
- I'm 25 and a half years old.
- Ooh!
350
00:22:00,992 --> 00:22:03,200
- Yeah, that's this many.
- Ah, so big.
351
00:22:03,325 --> 00:22:05,492
Yeah. That's big.
352
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:08,200
- Well, you don't look a
day over 12. - [Chuckles]
353
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:11,992
Except for the big head and
glazed-over look in your eyes.
354
00:22:12,117 --> 00:22:15,700
- Ooh, was that drool?
- Yeah. I forgot to swallow.
355
00:22:15,783 --> 00:22:19,200
Don't worry, cause
I never forget.
356
00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:21,200
- [Both Laughing]
- [Farts]
357
00:22:21,325 --> 00:22:23,742
- Would you remind me not
to do that again? - Sorry.
358
00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:26,865
[Man Over P.A.] Due to the recent tragedy,
the sheriff and me, your principal,
359
00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:29,367
will be questioning all
students throughout the day.
360
00:22:29,492 --> 00:22:32,367
Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings
of a serial killer on our hands.
361
00:22:32,492 --> 00:22:35,200
Yeah, I'm not supposed to say.
It's official police business.
362
00:22:35,325 --> 00:22:39,283
Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and
I go inside my van over there...
363
00:22:39,408 --> 00:22:42,075
and, uh, get to know each
other a little better?
364
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,950
- Would you like that? Yeah, that
van right there. - That van?
365
00:22:46,075 --> 00:22:48,533
- [Chuckles]
- Yeah.
366
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:52,117
- Yeah, okay, lets go. Come on.
- Oh!
367
00:22:52,242 --> 00:22:56,242
A terrible tragedy and
an unbearable loss.
368
00:22:56,325 --> 00:23:00,408
Its days like today that
we need prayer in school.
369
00:23:00,492 --> 00:23:05,492
It starts to unravel the very
moral fabric of our society.
370
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:07,825
Here you go, baby.
371
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,825
Go to your daddy.
372
00:23:09,908 --> 00:23:12,325
Oh!
373
00:23:12,408 --> 00:23:15,533
[Chuckles] I'll see
you after class.
374
00:23:15,658 --> 00:23:17,575
- Sweet!
- All right!
375
00:23:17,658 --> 00:23:21,492
Okay, class, who would like to give
their oral presentation first?
376
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:24,450
- Oh!
- Anybody?
377
00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:27,575
- Yes!
- Anybody else?
378
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,617
- Okay, Heather.
- [Students Groaning]
379
00:23:35,117 --> 00:23:37,575
- Okay. Can I start?
- Yeah.
380
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:40,908
Okay, my presentation is
on the First Amendment.
381
00:23:41,033 --> 00:23:45,450
And it began on May 25, 1787 in
Philly with George Washington.
382
00:23:45,575 --> 00:23:47,450
And it states, and lleuote,
383
00:23:47,575 --> 00:23:50,783
When our Founding Fathers argued the
passage of our glorious Constitution...
384
00:23:50,908 --> 00:23:53,908
[Heather Continuing]
385
00:24:40,450 --> 00:24:43,992
The First Amendment gives us the
right to say what we want...
386
00:24:44,117 --> 00:24:47,033
Oh, shut the fuck up!
387
00:24:47,158 --> 00:24:50,408
- So, who's next?
- [Putting]
388
00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:53,533
Uh, Cindy Campbell.
389
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,908
Isn't she the daughter
of, well, you know...
390
00:24:57,033 --> 00:25:00,575
- Oh, yeah, you know, old
Mrs., uh... - Old Mrs...
391
00:25:00,658 --> 00:25:03,533
[Sheriff] Yeah. Yeah,
the one and only...
392
00:25:03,658 --> 00:25:07,033
The one and only.
[Clears Throat]
393
00:25:07,158 --> 00:25:10,783
- Why, hello, Cindy.
- Hi, Principal Seuiggman.
394
00:25:10,867 --> 00:25:15,075
- Thanks, Doofy. - Its Special
Officer Doofy today, Cindy.
395
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,575
Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions
that he would like to ask you today.
396
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:23,200
- What is that... god-awful smell?
- I don't know.
397
00:25:23,283 --> 00:25:24,617
I got a poopie.
398
00:25:25,783 --> 00:25:28,700
Did you just say that
you went poopie?
399
00:25:28,783 --> 00:25:31,867
- Yeah. It was good.
- [Sheriff]Mm.
400
00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:35,075
- Get him out of here.
- Yes.
401
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,700
- Thank you, Doofy.
- [Doofy] Okay.
402
00:25:37,783 --> 00:25:40,242
You should now go
back to Special Ed.
403
00:25:40,325 --> 00:25:43,950
- Okay. Salute.
- Maybe a change of underwear, son.
404
00:25:44,033 --> 00:25:47,242
- Bye, Doofy.
- Bye, Cindy.
405
00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:50,117
- How are you, Cindy?
- Fine.
406
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,117
- How are you, Sheriff?
- Bloated, constipated.
407
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,783
Got a boil on my ass the size of
a walnut. You know, the usual.
408
00:25:56,908 --> 00:25:59,783
Cindy, II want to ask you some
questions about Drew Decker.
409
00:26:01,575 --> 00:26:04,325
- I didn't really know her.
- Oh, come on. Sure you do.
410
00:26:04,450 --> 00:26:06,783
No. I mean, I didn't
really know her.
411
00:26:06,908 --> 00:26:10,575
I've been in this game a long time.
Don't bullshit a bullshitter.
412
00:26:10,658 --> 00:26:14,158
Tell me about Drew. What was
she like in bed, Cindy?
413
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:18,492
Tried to get you. Its
an old police trick.
414
00:26:18,617 --> 00:26:22,158
Its an old police trick. You didn't
fall for it. Good for you, kid.
415
00:26:22,242 --> 00:26:24,158
Hike!
416
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:27,658
Pass! Pass!
417
00:26:29,825 --> 00:26:32,325
- [Whistle Blows]
- All right, shower up!
418
00:26:32,408 --> 00:26:34,492
Yes!
419
00:26:34,575 --> 00:26:38,117
Yo, Dugan, man, nice
play, yo. Word up.
420
00:26:38,242 --> 00:26:40,200
Johnson, what a block, baby.
421
00:26:40,283 --> 00:26:44,242
Word up. Woodward. Nice ass.
422
00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:46,492
Damn.
423
00:26:46,617 --> 00:26:49,950
Yo, Greg, what's up? You gonna
hit the showers or what?
424
00:26:50,033 --> 00:26:54,200
No, man. I think I'm gonna work
out, beat the bag a little.
425
00:26:54,325 --> 00:26:58,450
Suit yourself, kid. All right. Last
one in the showers a rotten egg!
426
00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:02,450
Come on, yall! I'm gonna
get you all! [Laughing]
427
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:05,533
Don't let Uncle Ray catch you!
428
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:32,992
Who did this? Huh?
Where are you?
429
00:27:33,117 --> 00:27:35,367
This isn't funny, all right?
430
00:27:35,450 --> 00:27:38,492
A small dicks like
a disability, man!
431
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:42,825
Would you make fun of a guy in
a wheelchair? Huh? Would you?
432
00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:45,325
Come on out here, you sick fuck!
433
00:27:45,450 --> 00:27:49,408
I'll kick the shit out of
you right now! All right?
434
00:27:49,492 --> 00:27:51,492
Its not the size of the hammer,
435
00:27:51,617 --> 00:27:53,492
its the nail you're
throwing it at!
436
00:27:55,992 --> 00:27:58,533
[Cindy] It's a shame
how she died.
437
00:27:58,658 --> 00:28:03,158
- She was such a nice girl. - Yeah, she
used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
438
00:28:03,242 --> 00:28:06,908
- He had the biggest crush on her.
- Ray, you're a dead man.
439
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:09,450
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
440
00:28:09,533 --> 00:28:11,533
You wanna get
butt-naked and wrestle?
441
00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:14,908
- Bring it on, Ray!
- Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline?
442
00:28:15,033 --> 00:28:17,950
- Take it easy. What's the problem?
- I'll show you the problem.
443
00:28:18,033 --> 00:28:20,867
Oh... That's you?
444
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:24,575
They... They turned the hot water
off in the showers, all right?
445
00:28:29,450 --> 00:28:32,033
Laugh it up, you
guys. Big laugh.
446
00:28:33,658 --> 00:28:36,158
You know what? You
can all go to hell!
447
00:28:36,242 --> 00:28:39,533
Greg, you're not the
only one who got one.
448
00:28:39,658 --> 00:28:42,992
Oh, you mean Bobby's
got a baby dick too?
449
00:28:45,575 --> 00:28:48,200
No. I was talking
about the note.
450
00:28:48,283 --> 00:28:50,575
I got one too.
451
00:28:50,658 --> 00:28:53,450
- Somebody knows.
- That's bullshit, Cindy.
452
00:28:53,575 --> 00:28:55,575
Someone just trying
to fuck with us.
453
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:58,325
We have to call
the police, Greg.
454
00:28:58,450 --> 00:29:01,117
You call the police, and I'll kill
you myself. [Punching Stomach]
455
00:29:08,408 --> 00:29:10,783
- You're hurting her, man.
- And you know what?
456
00:29:10,867 --> 00:29:12,783
That goes for all of you guys.
457
00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:15,492
That psycho wants a piece
of me, bring it on.
458
00:29:15,575 --> 00:29:18,700
But I'm not going to
jail. You got that?
459
00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,700
[Cindy Groaning]
460
00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:24,867
- [Bones Crunching]
- [All Groaning]
461
00:29:26,283 --> 00:29:28,200
What's everybody talking about?
462
00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:31,325
Just forget it, Shorty. You
already know too much.
463
00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:33,825
[Cindy Groaning]
464
00:29:34,158 --> 00:29:36,992
- [Audience Cheering]
- [Emcee] Aren't they beautiful?
465
00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:41,450
- Buffy!
- [Man]Contestant number one!
466
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:48,033
Very good. And
contestant number two.
467
00:29:51,950 --> 00:29:54,825
Very good. And
contestant number three.
468
00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:58,492
[Greg] Buffy! That's my girl!
469
00:29:58,617 --> 00:30:01,867
- That's my girlfriend!
- Yeah, that's my girlfriend too!
470
00:30:01,950 --> 00:30:05,242
- Hey, kiss my ass!
- [Boy #2] Yeah, I'm hitting that too!
471
00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:08,325
- All right, Buffy!
- Hey, shut the hell up, man!
472
00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:12,325
- [Boy #3] The best pussy I ever had!
- What, you want a piece of me?
473
00:30:12,408 --> 00:30:14,075
Now the talent portion
of the competition.
474
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,658
Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for
a closer seat. See you after the show.
475
00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:21,700
- Number three, Buffy Gilmore.
- [Cheers And Applause]
476
00:30:21,825 --> 00:30:24,450
Hey, you know what? I'm gonna go hit the head.
You want me to bring you back anything?
477
00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:27,055
No, no, no. I'm good, man. But
hurry back. She's gonna perform.
478
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,742
- Don't worry. I'll be back.
- Good evening, Buffy.
479
00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:31,992
And what will be your
talent for this evening?
480
00:30:32,117 --> 00:30:35,908
Acting. I'll be doing
a dramatic reading.
481
00:30:35,992 --> 00:30:38,242
[Boy] Yeah, yeah!
482
00:30:38,325 --> 00:30:40,367
Buffy Gilmore doing
a dramatic reading.
483
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,742
Hey, do that thing from Baywatch!
She's running down the beach!
484
00:30:52,658 --> 00:30:54,700
Look out, Greg!
Look behind you!
485
00:30:56,283 --> 00:30:59,033
- Its him! It's the killer!
- Huh?
486
00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:02,075
Oh, my God! Somebody
do something!
487
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,700
Somebody do something!
488
00:31:05,783 --> 00:31:07,908
He's killing him!
489
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:10,867
- He's killing him!
- Must be an original piece.
490
00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:12,867
He's killing him!
491
00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:16,575
- [Sobbing]
- She's good. She's good.
492
00:31:16,658 --> 00:31:19,533
- What's wrong with you people?
- That's fantastic.
493
00:31:19,658 --> 00:31:22,950
You fucking bastards!
Why won't anyone help?
494
00:31:23,033 --> 00:31:26,492
- Amazing.
- [Woman]She's the next Pamela Lee.
495
00:31:26,575 --> 00:31:28,992
Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't!
496
00:31:29,075 --> 00:31:32,617
- [Groans]
- Greg, hold on!
497
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,617
[Emcee]Give it up for
Buffy Gilmore! Beautiful.
498
00:31:36,742 --> 00:31:38,825
- Absolutely fantastic.
- [Cheering]
499
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:46,075
I think we have a winner, ladies
and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore!
500
00:31:46,158 --> 00:31:48,742
Buffy, wait. You have
to go back onstage.
501
00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:51,158
- No. I have to get to Greg.
- But you won!
502
00:31:51,283 --> 00:31:54,408
- They're calling your name.
- There's a killer...
503
00:31:54,492 --> 00:31:56,825
- I won?
- They're calling your name. Go.
504
00:31:56,908 --> 00:31:59,783
- Buffy, what happened? What about Greg?
- Oh, fuck Greg. I won.
505
00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:02,617
- Congratulations!
- Oh, out of my way, loser!
506
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:05,533
- Miss Buffy Gilmore!
- [Cheers And Whistles]
507
00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:07,658
Here she comes
508
00:32:07,742 --> 00:32:10,742
Miss Teen She's So Fine
509
00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:13,117
- Such lovely tits -
Give me my crown, bitch.
510
00:32:13,242 --> 00:32:16,367
And a great behind
511
00:32:16,450 --> 00:32:21,450
There she is Doggy style anytime
512
00:32:21,575 --> 00:32:25,783
And I'll do her behind
behind and behind
513
00:32:25,908 --> 00:32:28,825
Oh, there she is
514
00:32:28,908 --> 00:32:31,450
She loves 69
515
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,783
There's no sign of him anywhere.
516
00:32:33,867 --> 00:32:37,658
- He could've taken the body.
- That's impossible, Cindy.
517
00:32:37,742 --> 00:32:40,325
- There's no blood. There's nothing. Look
around. - llbetitsss just Greg playing...
518
00:32:40,408 --> 00:32:42,325
another one of his dumb jokes.
519
00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:45,450
He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's
probably at my house waiting for us right now,
520
00:32:45,575 --> 00:32:48,117
- you guys.
- All right, fine.
521
00:32:48,242 --> 00:32:50,825
But you know what? I'm gonna
look around some more, so...
522
00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:53,117
- You mind catching a ride home
with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem.
523
00:32:53,242 --> 00:32:55,658
- All right, fine.
- Call me later.
524
00:33:05,367 --> 00:33:08,242
[Humming]
525
00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:14,408
[Phone Rings]
526
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,658
- Hello.
- [Mans Voice] Hello, Cindy.
527
00:33:19,742 --> 00:33:23,033
- Who is this?
- Its me, Bobby.
528
00:33:23,117 --> 00:33:25,617
You know, your boyfriend.
529
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:29,742
Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess
I'm a little jumpy lately.
530
00:33:29,825 --> 00:33:32,575
- Hey, any sign of Greg?
- No.
531
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:36,117
- Do you want me to come by?
- No.
532
00:33:36,242 --> 00:33:39,992
I'm just gonna take a bath,
and then I'm gonna go to bed.
533
00:33:40,117 --> 00:33:43,867
Okay. I'd really like to see
you, but... I love you.
534
00:33:43,950 --> 00:33:47,367
Aw. I love you too, baby.
535
00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:00,575
[Farts]
536
00:34:05,492 --> 00:34:07,950
[Rings]
537
00:34:09,867 --> 00:34:11,742
Bobby, I told you...
538
00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:14,117
[Mans Voice] I still know
what you did last Halloween.
539
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,908
- Who is this?
- [Dial Tone]
540
00:34:22,992 --> 00:34:25,117
[Phone Rings]
541
00:34:26,908 --> 00:34:28,783
- [Screams]
- [Thud]
542
00:34:28,908 --> 00:34:32,617
- Ow! Ow!
- [Ringing]
543
00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:38,117
- Hello.
- I'm gonna kill you.
544
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,700
- I'm gonna slice you up.
- Who is this?
545
00:34:40,783 --> 00:34:43,075
- I'm gonna chop you like liver.
- What do you want?
546
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,617
I'm in the house. [Snickering]
547
00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:50,575
Do you know where I
am? [Snickering]
548
00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:54,450
I could be anywhere. I'm
like the wind, baby.
549
00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:57,950
Yeah. Where am I?
550
00:34:58,033 --> 00:35:00,200
[Snickering]
551
00:35:00,283 --> 00:35:03,033
Um, you're-you're
behind the couch.
552
00:35:03,117 --> 00:35:06,742
[Snickering Stops] What?
How do you know that?
553
00:35:06,867 --> 00:35:08,783
I can, um, see your feet.
554
00:35:10,658 --> 00:35:14,117
Ah! Okay, turn around.
555
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,450
Close your eyes. No peeking.
556
00:35:20,783 --> 00:35:25,117
Yeah. No. No. No.
557
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,117
Hey, no peeking. No
peeking. Turn around.
558
00:35:28,242 --> 00:35:29,867
Good.
559
00:35:29,950 --> 00:35:32,033
Okay, now you look.
560
00:35:32,117 --> 00:35:34,950
Now do you know where
I am? You don't.
561
00:35:35,075 --> 00:35:39,117
No, Mr. Killer. I don't
know where you are.
562
00:35:39,242 --> 00:35:42,825
- I'll give you a big clue.
- [Screams]
563
00:35:45,117 --> 00:35:47,408
Oh! I gotta stop drinking.
564
00:35:53,783 --> 00:35:55,742
- Grandma!
- Ow, baby!
565
00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:57,742
Oh, my hip!
566
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,908
[Screaming]
567
00:36:29,283 --> 00:36:31,700
[Woman Dispatcher] White woman
in trouble off the 744...
568
00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,200
[Sirens Wailing]
569
00:36:36,283 --> 00:36:38,200
- [Twigs Snapping]
- [Screams]
570
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:41,700
Are you okay? I heard
screaming. What's going on?
571
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,117
- Bobby, he was here.
- Shh.
572
00:36:44,242 --> 00:36:47,658
- The killer was here, Bobby.
- Its okay.
573
00:36:54,617 --> 00:36:58,408
- I can explain that.
- Oh, my God.
574
00:36:58,533 --> 00:37:01,367
A friend gave 'em to
me. Cindy. Cindy.
575
00:37:01,492 --> 00:37:03,742
- [Screaming]
- Cindy. Cindy!
576
00:37:03,867 --> 00:37:06,825
Cindy! Cindy! Cindy!
577
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:13,700
Its me, Cindy. [Gasps]
578
00:37:13,825 --> 00:37:16,450
Cindy, you know me. Cindy.
579
00:37:23,117 --> 00:37:25,492
I know you've had a rough night,
Cindy, so I won't keep you.
580
00:37:25,617 --> 00:37:28,408
I just want you to look at some
photos. Tell me what you think.
581
00:37:34,617 --> 00:37:36,533
Mm-mmm.
582
00:37:38,617 --> 00:37:41,575
- No?
- No.
583
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:45,700
- I'm sorry, Sheriff.
- You sure?
584
00:37:45,825 --> 00:37:48,742
Okay, you're free to go. Do you
have somebody picking you up?
585
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:51,783
- Yeah.
- Oh. Just...
586
00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:54,492
Just check that one out again.
587
00:37:56,033 --> 00:38:00,950
- Mm, no. - No? No? Well, worth
a shot. All right, thanks.
588
00:38:01,033 --> 00:38:03,658
- Guess what I just did with those
hookers we busted. - No way.
589
00:38:03,742 --> 00:38:06,825
All the way, man! Yes,
yes. Watch this. Doofy!
590
00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:09,200
- Yeah?
- Come on. Come on.
591
00:38:09,325 --> 00:38:10,825
Okay.
592
00:38:10,908 --> 00:38:13,825
Special Officer Doofy reporting.
593
00:38:13,908 --> 00:38:16,408
Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers.
594
00:38:16,492 --> 00:38:21,242
- What's that? - That's when you
know you've become a man, Doofy!
595
00:38:21,325 --> 00:38:24,283
Hey, Terry, smell my finger.
596
00:38:24,408 --> 00:38:27,075
- What the hell is that?
- My ass.
597
00:38:27,158 --> 00:38:29,242
- Get the hell out of
here, Doofy. - Doofy.
598
00:38:29,325 --> 00:38:34,158
- Mom said get home now. - Tell Mom
I'm on official police business.
599
00:38:34,283 --> 00:38:37,992
- Cindy, are you okay? - Hey, hey,
hey. No talking to the witness.
600
00:38:38,117 --> 00:38:40,908
- Go get in the car, Doofy. She's
coming with us. - Does Mom know?
601
00:38:41,033 --> 00:38:43,992
- Yeah, Doofus.
- Mom says when I wear this badge,
602
00:38:44,117 --> 00:38:46,492
you're supposed to treat
me like a man of the law.
603
00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:49,575
Mom also said for you to stop sticking
your dick in the vacuum cleaner.
604
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,408
- [Cheering] - Oh! - Oh!
605
00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:55,075
Okay, three, two...
606
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,450
- [Man]Oh, no. Gosh darn.
- What now?
607
00:38:57,533 --> 00:38:59,742
- It's just that there's all these numbers
with deci... - What, can't you count?
608
00:38:59,825 --> 00:39:03,158
- No, I can count, but there's really...
- Let me make it easy for you.
609
00:39:03,283 --> 00:39:06,783
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed home.
610
00:39:06,867 --> 00:39:08,575
Now, if this little piggy doesn't
roll the god-damn camera...
611
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,367
- I'm gonna put my foot up his
fuckin' ass... - We're live, Gail.
612
00:39:11,492 --> 00:39:13,783
Gail Hailstorm standing out
front of the police station...
613
00:39:13,867 --> 00:39:16,187
where I'm going to try and get
a glimpse of Cindy Campbell,
614
00:39:16,242 --> 00:39:18,742
the young girl who was
attacked earlier this evening.
615
00:39:18,867 --> 00:39:21,200
- You're on my foot, fat shit!
- Sorry, G...
616
00:39:21,283 --> 00:39:23,283
- What did I say? - Don't
ever step on Gail's shoes.
617
00:39:23,367 --> 00:39:25,242
- Why not?
- Because Gail wears Prada shoes.
618
00:39:25,367 --> 00:39:27,367
- You idiot.
- I'm a bad man.
619
00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:29,533
[Reporters Shouting]
Cindy! Cindy!
620
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,867
- Cindy, can we get a statement?
- Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen.
621
00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:34,867
- She's not talking. - Is it true
the police have someone in custody?
622
00:39:34,950 --> 00:39:38,158
- Come on, Cindy.
- Cindy, your ass looks fat!
623
00:39:39,283 --> 00:39:41,075
Bitch!
624
00:39:42,492 --> 00:39:45,325
- Good shot.
- Come on.
625
00:39:45,408 --> 00:39:47,783
- All right, who copped a feel?
- Gail, it was me.
626
00:39:47,867 --> 00:39:50,533
- Oh, my God.
- It was an accident, Gail.
627
00:39:50,658 --> 00:39:53,992
I only touched it, the
top of the breast.
628
00:39:54,075 --> 00:39:55,992
- It was so tender and juicy.
- Shut up!
629
00:39:56,283 --> 00:39:58,075
[Dial Tone]
630
00:40:00,908 --> 00:40:02,783
[Phone Rings]
631
00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:08,617
- Yo.
- Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?
632
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:13,950
Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin'
the game. Smokin' some bud.
633
00:40:15,450 --> 00:40:17,450
Are you all alone?
634
00:40:17,533 --> 00:40:20,825
- Was sup?
- Was sup?
635
00:40:20,908 --> 00:40:23,742
What the... Who's that?
636
00:40:23,867 --> 00:40:26,700
Yo, pick up the phone.
637
00:40:26,783 --> 00:40:29,825
- Was sup?
- Was sup?
638
00:40:32,117 --> 00:40:34,492
Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone!
639
00:40:35,617 --> 00:40:37,950
- Yo.
- Was sup?
640
00:40:47,033 --> 00:40:52,450
- What you doin', son?
- Nothin'... Just chillin'... killin'...
641
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:55,158
True. True.
642
00:40:55,492 --> 00:40:57,367
So you think Bobby did it?
643
00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:03,867
I don't know. But he
was there, Buffy.
644
00:41:03,992 --> 00:41:08,033
I knew there had to be
something. He just too perfect.
645
00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:11,450
Handsome, smart, good in bed.
646
00:41:11,575 --> 00:41:15,575
- What did you say?
- Uh...
647
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:19,033
Hey, Cindy. Got your ice
pack for your hand.
648
00:41:19,158 --> 00:41:21,867
- Ow!
- Sorry.
649
00:41:21,992 --> 00:41:24,533
- [Groans]
- I'll get you one for your head.
650
00:41:24,658 --> 00:41:26,992
No, no, that's okay, Doofy.
651
00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:31,575
Hey, were gonna get that guy
you dumped in the water. Yeah.
652
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,700
I'll be next door
if you need me.
653
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:37,200
Night, Cindy.
654
00:41:37,283 --> 00:41:38,742
Buffy, you told him?
655
00:41:38,825 --> 00:41:41,908
The moron overheard a conversation
Greg and I were having.
656
00:41:41,992 --> 00:41:44,432
- Yeah, but what if he says
something? - Who's gonna believe...
657
00:41:44,492 --> 00:41:47,200
a retarded retard
like him anyway?
658
00:41:47,283 --> 00:41:49,742
Cindy, telephone.
659
00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:53,825
Thank you.
660
00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:57,283
- Hello.
- [Mans Voice] Hello, Cindy.
661
00:41:57,367 --> 00:41:59,742
- Guess what.
- No!
662
00:41:59,867 --> 00:42:01,908
- You got the wrong guy.
- No!
663
00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:03,908
- Doofy!
- Its not Bobby.
664
00:42:04,033 --> 00:42:05,908
- Who is this?
- [Dial Tone]
665
00:42:06,033 --> 00:42:08,700
- Doofy! Doofy!
- Oh, my God.
666
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:20,367
Hello?
667
00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:25,117
I said don't disturb me
while I'm cleaning my room!
668
00:42:30,992 --> 00:42:33,492
I heard Bobby got
out this morning.
669
00:42:33,617 --> 00:42:36,867
I haven't seen him
around. Is he pissed?
670
00:42:36,992 --> 00:42:41,033
You mean since you branded him the
Candy man? No. His heart is broken.
671
00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:44,200
Yo, son. Its like I
seen this all before.
672
00:42:44,283 --> 00:42:46,283
They had a killer at your
old high school, Shorty?
673
00:42:46,408 --> 00:42:48,283
No, it was in this movie Scream.
674
00:42:48,408 --> 00:42:50,825
Same dialogue and
everything. This is ill.
675
00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:52,825
- How did it end?
- I don't know.
676
00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:56,075
Some niggas started shooting up in the
movie theater, so we just broke out.
677
00:42:56,158 --> 00:42:59,867
- No doubt. - Okay, I say
we all just stick together.
678
00:42:59,992 --> 00:43:01,992
Tonight everyone
meet at my house.
679
00:43:02,117 --> 00:43:05,700
And bring some friends. But don't
tell everyone. Try to keep it quiet.
680
00:43:05,825 --> 00:43:07,200
Okay.
681
00:43:07,325 --> 00:43:12,325
Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk
white women for everybody!
682
00:43:13,908 --> 00:43:18,700
Ray, if you see Bobby,
tell him I love him.
683
00:43:18,783 --> 00:43:22,992
Okay. If I see Bobby,
I'll tell him I love him.
684
00:43:29,992 --> 00:43:32,533
- Jesus! - Its okay. It's all
right. It's just me, baby.
685
00:43:32,658 --> 00:43:35,658
- What, you don't still think
It's me, do you? - No.
686
00:43:35,783 --> 00:43:37,867
It's just that somebody
did try to kill me.
687
00:43:37,992 --> 00:43:42,325
- And the police said I scared him away.
- I know. He called me last night.
688
00:43:42,408 --> 00:43:45,825
You see, it couldn't have been me. I
was in jail last night. Remember?
689
00:43:48,075 --> 00:43:50,033
You're the best.
690
00:43:50,117 --> 00:43:52,575
I'm sorry. Please understand.
691
00:43:52,658 --> 00:43:55,492
Understand what? That my girlfriend would
rather call me a killer than touch me?
692
00:43:55,617 --> 00:43:57,492
- That's not true, Bobby.
- Then what is it?
693
00:43:57,617 --> 00:44:00,033
What is it? She's gone and
she's not coming back.
694
00:44:00,158 --> 00:44:04,533
- Its been over a year, Cindy. - But Ginger was
such an important part of the Spice Girls.
695
00:44:04,658 --> 00:44:07,867
- Oh, you gotta move on, baby.
- Oh!
696
00:44:07,992 --> 00:44:10,700
I'm sorry if my
complicated life...
697
00:44:10,825 --> 00:44:14,867
is an inconvenience to
your perfect existence.
698
00:44:14,992 --> 00:44:17,825
Cindy. Cindy.
699
00:44:17,908 --> 00:44:19,992
[Sheriff] Okay,
everybody, listen up.
700
00:44:20,075 --> 00:44:22,408
Let me just say, uh,
701
00:44:22,492 --> 00:44:26,700
the killing of these teenagers
has been tragic, but, uh...
702
00:44:26,825 --> 00:44:28,742
Hey, you know, shit happens.
703
00:44:28,825 --> 00:44:32,367
[Reporters Shouting]
Sheriff! Sheriff!
704
00:44:32,450 --> 00:44:35,658
- Yes, Miss Thunderstorm. - Have
they found Cindy Campbell's father?
705
00:44:35,783 --> 00:44:37,825
- No.
- Isn't he a suspect?
706
00:44:37,950 --> 00:44:40,075
That is classified information.
Where are you getting that?
707
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,908
I'm sorry, but my sources are
strictly confidential, Sheriff.
708
00:44:43,992 --> 00:44:46,492
Hey, Gail.
709
00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:49,908
Gail swallows.
710
00:44:55,408 --> 00:44:57,283
Watch this.
711
00:44:58,658 --> 00:45:01,575
Hello. Who is this?
712
00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,783
What?
713
00:45:03,908 --> 00:45:06,450
You wanna kill me?
714
00:45:06,575 --> 00:45:08,742
Oh, God. Hold on.
715
00:45:08,825 --> 00:45:12,867
- Cindy, its for you.
- [Girls Laughing]
716
00:45:14,825 --> 00:45:16,783
All right, knock it off, Buffy.
717
00:45:16,867 --> 00:45:20,325
Now, as you all have heard,
there is a killer in town...
718
00:45:20,408 --> 00:45:23,742
and the police have asked us to
give you the following safety tips.
719
00:45:23,867 --> 00:45:26,033
Stay in well-lit areas.
720
00:45:26,158 --> 00:45:28,533
Do not travel alone
whenever possible.
721
00:45:28,658 --> 00:45:30,575
Always wipe front to back.
722
00:45:30,658 --> 00:45:33,200
And remember, never,
ever believe someone...
723
00:45:33,325 --> 00:45:36,575
when they tell you that
shaving your pubic hair...
724
00:45:36,658 --> 00:45:39,617
will rid you of
crab infestation.
725
00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:43,658
Now, I understand this is a difficult
time for you young ladies.
726
00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:46,742
So if anyone needs to come
to my office to talk,
727
00:45:46,867 --> 00:45:48,867
I am here for you.
728
00:45:52,992 --> 00:45:56,283
- What a crock of shit.
- [Cindy]It's not, Buffy!
729
00:45:56,367 --> 00:45:59,283
- He's real!
- [Girls Laughing]
730
00:46:03,117 --> 00:46:05,033
[Inhales]
731
00:46:08,367 --> 00:46:10,242
Miss Mann?
732
00:46:12,325 --> 00:46:15,617
Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take
off your bra if you'd like.
733
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,117
No, thanks.
734
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,325
What can I do for you, Cindy?
735
00:46:22,450 --> 00:46:26,617
I need to talk. See, I
have this problem...
736
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:28,992
and I don't know who to tell.
737
00:46:29,117 --> 00:46:33,117
- Not feeling so fresh?
- Huh?
738
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,617
Feminine odor and
itching got you down?
739
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:38,825
Uh, no. No, not that.
740
00:46:38,950 --> 00:46:42,242
Then what is it?
741
00:46:42,325 --> 00:46:45,492
I have a terrible secret.
742
00:46:45,617 --> 00:46:48,533
Well, Cindy, we all have
our little secrets.
743
00:46:51,533 --> 00:46:53,950
Sometimes we do things
were not so proud of.
744
00:46:54,075 --> 00:46:56,700
Some for money,
745
00:46:56,825 --> 00:47:00,283
others to gain the athletic
edge on the competition.
746
00:47:00,367 --> 00:47:02,950
Sometimes those secrets
come back to haunt us.
747
00:47:03,033 --> 00:47:05,075
- Aah!
- Do you know what I mean?
748
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:09,867
Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann.
Thanks for ball...
749
00:47:09,950 --> 00:47:13,867
I mean, all your help.
I have to go to class.
750
00:47:13,950 --> 00:47:15,867
Anytime, dear.
751
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:22,450
- Buffy, are you coming?
- I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.
752
00:47:28,575 --> 00:47:31,492
[Man Whispering]Redrum.
753
00:47:31,575 --> 00:47:33,492
Hello?
754
00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:43,742
Somebody there?
755
00:47:43,867 --> 00:47:45,742
Hello!
756
00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:52,950
[Gasps] Very funny.
757
00:47:53,075 --> 00:47:55,075
Who put you up to this, Cindy?
758
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,783
Lose the cape. Its
way too 990s horror.
759
00:48:00,158 --> 00:48:04,283
Oh, so what movie is this
from, Die, Cheerleader, Die?
760
00:48:06,492 --> 00:48:11,325
Wanna play psycho killer? Can I
be the helpless cheerleader?
761
00:48:13,075 --> 00:48:15,700
Oh, so this is where I'm
supposed to beg for my life?
762
00:48:16,867 --> 00:48:19,825
Please, Mr. Killer,
don't kill me.
763
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,575
So is this where I'm
supposed to bleed?
764
00:48:26,658 --> 00:48:30,450
Oh, look, I'm bleeding!
765
00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:33,992
Oh, yeah, I'm supposed
to run, right?
766
00:48:34,117 --> 00:48:39,742
Okay. I'm running!
I'm running! Help!
767
00:48:39,867 --> 00:48:44,825
Help! Now I'm gonna fall and break
my leg, leaving me helpless.
768
00:48:44,908 --> 00:48:48,325
- [Bones Crack]
- Aah!
769
00:48:48,408 --> 00:48:52,200
There you go, Mr. Scary
Killer. I'm panicking now.
770
00:48:52,283 --> 00:48:56,533
Oh, God! Somebody
please help me!
771
00:48:56,617 --> 00:48:58,825
Oh, God, no!
772
00:48:58,950 --> 00:49:01,242
No!
773
00:49:01,367 --> 00:49:03,825
Oh, now what?
774
00:49:03,950 --> 00:49:09,533
I guess this is the big climax. Hope
you don't mind if I fake it. Aah!
775
00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:15,200
Oh, look at me. I'm all dead.
776
00:49:15,283 --> 00:49:18,533
I'm a gross, scary severed
head. Come on. Please.
777
00:49:18,658 --> 00:49:22,658
Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen.
You're really giving me a headache.
778
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:26,617
And you got blood all over my Gucci
sweater. I hope you're gonna pay for that.
779
00:49:26,742 --> 00:49:29,200
Ah! I will not be
ignored by the likes...
780
00:49:30,825 --> 00:49:34,408
- I'm gonna jump!
- Phil, get back in there.
781
00:49:34,492 --> 00:49:36,450
- No!
- What are you doing up there?
782
00:49:36,533 --> 00:49:40,367
- Be reasonable.
- I cant take this fucking job...
783
00:49:40,450 --> 00:49:43,450
or those greasy shit
head teenagers anymore!
784
00:49:43,575 --> 00:49:48,867
- I'm going to end it all! - Wait!
Hold on! We're getting help for you!
785
00:49:48,992 --> 00:49:51,367
Now we know Bobby's not
the killer. So who is?
786
00:49:51,450 --> 00:49:53,367
I don't know.
787
00:49:53,450 --> 00:49:55,908
If the killer was in your house last
night, why didn't he just kill you then?
788
00:49:55,992 --> 00:49:57,950
Because he just messing with us.
789
00:49:58,075 --> 00:50:00,408
Don't you see? Hess got us
right where he wants us.
790
00:50:00,492 --> 00:50:05,742
We cant go to the police. He's just out
there watching us and waiting for us.
791
00:50:05,825 --> 00:50:09,200
What are you waiting for, huh?
792
00:50:09,283 --> 00:50:11,950
What are you waiting for?
793
00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:13,950
What are you waiting for?
794
00:50:14,075 --> 00:50:16,658
[To Himself] What
am I waiting for?
795
00:50:16,783 --> 00:50:20,200
- [Shouting] What am I waiting
for? - What are you waiting for?
796
00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:23,117
- Fuck you!
- [Crowd Gasping]
797
00:50:24,117 --> 00:50:26,200
[Woman] Oh, my God.
798
00:50:26,325 --> 00:50:29,200
Ray, I still don't think
this party is a good idea.
799
00:50:29,325 --> 00:50:33,033
- You know I'm not gonna let nothin'
happen to you. - I just don't feel right.
800
00:50:33,158 --> 00:50:36,617
- Why cant we just do something else?
- How about we go to the movies?
801
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:40,450
Huh? You like that? See
a little movie, huh?
802
00:50:40,575 --> 00:50:43,367
[Hip Hop Plays On Radio]
803
00:50:43,450 --> 00:50:47,283
- Hey! This is my song!
- Hey!
804
00:50:47,408 --> 00:50:50,450
- You know they gave me a shout-out
on the album, right? - What?
805
00:50:50,533 --> 00:50:54,825
Everywhere I go I
see the same hos
806
00:50:54,908 --> 00:50:56,825
Ooh, Brenda.
807
00:50:56,908 --> 00:50:59,658
Did I tell you how sexy
you look in my jersey?
808
00:50:59,742 --> 00:51:02,325
- I do, Ray?
- Yes.
809
00:51:02,408 --> 00:51:05,533
I like it. Hey, get up. Go
over there. Let me see it.
810
00:51:05,658 --> 00:51:08,075
[Giggling]
811
00:51:10,408 --> 00:51:13,825
Ooh! Yes, I like that.
812
00:51:13,950 --> 00:51:16,575
- You like that? You like that?
- Yeah. Hey!
813
00:51:16,658 --> 00:51:20,617
- Hey, put this on with it.
- [Laughing]
814
00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:23,992
- Ray, you are so freaky. - That's
right. You know I'm freaky, girl.
815
00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:26,325
Go on. Pull it. Pull it up.
816
00:51:26,408 --> 00:51:29,117
[Both] Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ah, ahh!
817
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,742
Yeah. Here. Put this on with it.
818
00:51:32,867 --> 00:51:34,742
Go on.
819
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,450
- Are you sure?
- Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.
820
00:51:40,575 --> 00:51:43,867
- Okay.
- Go on.
821
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:49,742
- I like that look.
- Ooh! I'm bad.
822
00:51:49,867 --> 00:51:52,992
Here. Put this on with it.
823
00:51:53,117 --> 00:51:55,450
Go on, girl. Put it on.
824
00:51:55,533 --> 00:51:58,492
Yeah. Put that shit on there.
Come on. Just shove it on.
825
00:51:58,617 --> 00:52:02,492
Do it. Yeah. Ooh,
so fucking sexy.
826
00:52:02,617 --> 00:52:05,200
Come here, girl. Bring your little
sexy ass over here. Come on!
827
00:52:05,283 --> 00:52:09,533
Full speed. Charge! [Growling]
828
00:52:10,658 --> 00:52:13,117
Yes! Yes! Come
on! Turn around!
829
00:52:13,242 --> 00:52:15,117
Turn around! Come on!
830
00:52:15,242 --> 00:52:17,575
Yes, Brendan! Take it,
Brendan! Take it, Brendan!
831
00:52:17,658 --> 00:52:19,700
- Who?
- Uh... Uh, Brenda.
832
00:52:19,783 --> 00:52:23,200
Put the helmet on. No, lets
role-play. Come on. You get me.
833
00:52:23,283 --> 00:52:25,575
- Come on! Come on!
- Huh?
834
00:52:25,658 --> 00:52:27,658
I'm here at Lovers Lookout.
835
00:52:27,742 --> 00:52:30,117
Its dark, It's in the
middle of nowhere,
836
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,283
and its where hormone-driven teens
love to come and fool around.
837
00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:36,658
So very likely were about
to see someone get killed.
838
00:52:36,742 --> 00:52:40,700
Okay, sure enough, there's a girl in
that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone.
839
00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:43,200
Lets see if she'll
have a word with us.
840
00:52:43,325 --> 00:52:46,825
Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author
of the new book You're Next.
841
00:52:46,950 --> 00:52:50,325
- Oh, yeah.
- Can you tell us your name?
842
00:52:50,450 --> 00:52:54,200
- Well, my names Heather. - Can you tell
us what you are doing out here all alone?
843
00:52:54,283 --> 00:52:58,658
Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and
I were just, like, making out...
844
00:52:58,783 --> 00:53:01,158
and then we heard a noise out
there, so he went to go check it,
845
00:53:01,283 --> 00:53:03,658
but... well, that was,
like, ten minutes ago.
846
00:53:03,783 --> 00:53:08,200
Yeah, yeah. Has it crossed your little mind
that your boyfriend was probably murdered...
847
00:53:08,325 --> 00:53:11,450
and you're about to
be slaughtered next?
848
00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:15,367
- Really? No way!
- Way.
849
00:53:15,450 --> 00:53:17,825
- Heather, good luck. - Okay,
thanks, Gail. You're the best.
850
00:53:17,908 --> 00:53:21,658
- [Screaming] - Just as I thought.
The murder is happening as we speak.
851
00:53:21,742 --> 00:53:24,408
I'm going to try and break into the
bloodshed. Are you getting this?
852
00:53:24,533 --> 00:53:28,367
Excuse me. Heather, can you tell
us what you're feeling, honey?
853
00:53:28,450 --> 00:53:32,325
Lots of pain. Gail, please
help me. Gail, please!
854
00:53:32,450 --> 00:53:35,658
I'd like to help you out, kid, but It's
sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you?
855
00:53:35,742 --> 00:53:39,117
You got a lot of nerve coming here.
I'm just trying to do my job.
856
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,120
- Get the camera off me now! You're
dead, bitch. - No, Kenny, keep rolling!
857
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,658
I'm gonna slice your head off and shove
it up his ass. Get that camera off me!
858
00:53:45,742 --> 00:53:50,867
Oh, my God, Kenny! Kenny,
move your fat ass!
859
00:53:50,992 --> 00:53:53,742
Kenny! Oh, my God,
he's right behind you!
860
00:53:53,867 --> 00:53:56,408
[Kenny] This manis
chasin' Miss Gail.
861
00:53:56,492 --> 00:53:58,408
- [Kenny Grunts]
- [Thud]
862
00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:04,825
I'm so scared right now.
863
00:54:06,617 --> 00:54:09,283
I just want to say...
864
00:54:09,408 --> 00:54:12,575
to the family of my
cameraman, Kenny,
865
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,033
I am so sorry.
866
00:54:15,158 --> 00:54:18,117
This was my interview,
867
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,200
my story.
868
00:54:21,325 --> 00:54:23,533
Its all my fault.
869
00:54:28,408 --> 00:54:33,367
- You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I
brought me a little snack of my own.
870
00:54:33,450 --> 00:54:36,075
[Paper Rustling]
871
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,533
- You want some chicken?
- Nah.
872
00:54:42,117 --> 00:54:47,158
Mm-hmm. For all yall talkers up in here,
It's time to keep it down right now.
873
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,992
Shh.
874
00:54:49,075 --> 00:54:51,408
Shh, back at you. Shh!
875
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,283
Why they actin' already? It
ain't nothin' but the previews.
876
00:55:00,950 --> 00:55:03,992
The largest ship the
world had ever known.
877
00:55:04,117 --> 00:55:08,908
It's 400 passengers and crew on a
maiden voyage to a brave new world.
878
00:55:08,992 --> 00:55:11,950
A journey that would change
their lives forever.
879
00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:14,950
Whoo!
880
00:55:16,908 --> 00:55:20,992
I'm the king of the
world! Whoo-hoo!
881
00:55:23,742 --> 00:55:27,742
- [Yells] -[Whip master]Get
your ass back down there, boy!
882
00:55:27,867 --> 00:55:31,075
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom real
quick. - The movie about to come on.
883
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,575
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Here. Take your hot sauce.
884
00:55:33,658 --> 00:55:36,700
[Brenda] Hurry up,
man. Don't be long.
885
00:55:36,825 --> 00:55:39,242
Back up! Let him through!
886
00:55:40,617 --> 00:55:43,408
You can move back some. You
don't own the theater.
887
00:55:43,492 --> 00:55:45,908
[Men Chattering]
888
00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:51,742
- [Bell Rings]
- [Announcer]And they're off!
889
00:55:51,825 --> 00:55:54,200
It's number three in the lead.
Number two close behind.
890
00:55:54,283 --> 00:55:58,450
And number three is the winner!
891
00:56:00,367 --> 00:56:03,742
Number two has placed,
and number four to show.
892
00:56:03,867 --> 00:56:06,783
Next weeks Triple
Crown starts at 2:30.
893
00:56:06,908 --> 00:56:09,325
- [Trickling]
- Be here early.
894
00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:12,325
[Baby Sounds]
895
00:56:15,867 --> 00:56:18,783
[Sounds Continue]
896
00:56:31,033 --> 00:56:33,450
[Laughing]
897
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,575
Hey, who was that?
898
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:40,908
Go ahead. Do it
again. Do it again.
899
00:56:52,908 --> 00:56:55,408
Anon.
900
00:56:57,408 --> 00:56:59,617
[Brenda] Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
901
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:02,117
Mm-mmm! Don't go in there!
902
00:57:04,617 --> 00:57:06,992
- [Yells] - [Screams]
- [Screams]
903
00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:10,908
[Laughing] Lord, I'm gonna
have a heart attack!
904
00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:13,075
Man, this is some scary shit!
905
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,075
Oh, I am scared!
[Continues Laughing]
906
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:21,700
- Excuse me. - I think I paid my money
like everybody else up in here.
907
00:57:21,783 --> 00:57:24,950
- Out of her favor...
- That ain't no man.
908
00:57:25,033 --> 00:57:27,700
- You can see her real hair right there!
- Do you mind?
909
00:57:27,825 --> 00:57:31,117
I know you better
get outta my face!
910
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,992
Outta my face! Outta my face!
911
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,658
This is all me up in
here. You handle that.
912
00:57:36,742 --> 00:57:39,200
- [Man] Will you shut the fuck up!
- [Woman] Yeah!
913
00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:42,533
Mmm, mmm. This movie is good.
914
00:57:42,617 --> 00:57:47,200
Hey, baby. You came
back just in time.
915
00:57:47,283 --> 00:57:49,908
She's about to get it
on with Shakespeare.
916
00:57:49,992 --> 00:57:52,700
- She dressing like a man...
- Shut up.
917
00:57:52,783 --> 00:57:56,575
Yeah, I got you. I
got you on camera.
918
00:57:56,658 --> 00:57:59,492
You on Candid Camera now.
919
00:57:59,617 --> 00:58:01,492
You ain't know that.
920
00:58:01,617 --> 00:58:03,575
- [Cell Phone Beeping]
- [Audience Groaning]
921
00:58:04,783 --> 00:58:08,533
Hello. Hey, girl. Uh-uh.
I'm in the movie.
922
00:58:08,658 --> 00:58:13,575
Shakespeare In Love.
Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying.
923
00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:16,575
For Christ's sake, will
you just shut your trap!
924
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:19,033
- Shut up!
- Hold on.
925
00:58:19,117 --> 00:58:22,075
I don't know why you all
is actin' I like this.
926
00:58:22,158 --> 00:58:25,242
My girlfriend already seen the movie. She said
they don't even stay together in the end.
927
00:58:25,367 --> 00:58:27,867
Give me that.
928
00:58:27,950 --> 00:58:29,908
Right on.
929
00:58:30,992 --> 00:58:32,908
Will you sit down.
930
00:58:32,992 --> 00:58:35,533
- [Groans]
- Shut up.
931
00:58:35,658 --> 00:58:38,617
Your ass is grass.
932
00:58:42,117 --> 00:58:44,658
- This is for Thelma!
- And Louise!
933
00:58:44,742 --> 00:58:48,242
This is for talking
through The Fugitive!
934
00:58:48,367 --> 00:58:51,117
- You ruined Schindlers List.
- Jackie Chan movies.
935
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,617
- Boogie Nights!
- And Big Mommas House!
936
00:58:54,742 --> 00:58:58,033
[Audience Jeering]
937
00:58:58,117 --> 00:59:01,700
Aaaaaahhhhh!
938
00:59:07,867 --> 00:59:11,117
[Applause]
939
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,492
And I can not marry the daughter
of Sir Robert De Lesseps.
940
00:59:14,742 --> 00:59:17,742
[Loud Rock]
941
00:59:17,867 --> 00:59:21,742
Um, you guys, there's a
few too many people.
942
00:59:21,867 --> 00:59:25,075
Oh, honey, please don't
throw... Hey, you guys, stop.
943
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,408
Hey! Hey, please!
That's my dad!
944
00:59:27,492 --> 00:59:29,950
- No, don't touch... Ah, no!
- Do you have more beer?
945
00:59:30,075 --> 00:59:33,200
- Do you have more beer?
- Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage.
946
00:59:33,283 --> 00:59:35,408
No, no, no, no! Don't!
947
00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:57,033
[Metal Clanging]
948
00:59:57,158 --> 01:00:00,200
[Sighs] Kitty, you scared me.
949
01:00:01,367 --> 01:00:04,283
- [Clanging]
- [Whinnying]
950
01:00:04,408 --> 01:00:07,908
Horsey. Oh, you scared me too.
951
01:00:12,450 --> 01:00:15,450
Hello? Who's there?
952
01:00:18,283 --> 01:00:21,033
Oh, my God! Oh, my
God! Please, don't!
953
01:00:21,158 --> 01:00:23,783
Please! I'm just a day player!
954
01:00:36,075 --> 01:00:38,700
[Screaming]
955
01:00:38,783 --> 01:00:40,325
Oh, my God!
956
01:00:43,658 --> 01:00:45,742
[Screaming]
957
01:00:52,242 --> 01:00:54,700
[Screaming]
958
01:01:08,533 --> 01:01:11,617
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
959
01:01:11,742 --> 01:01:14,825
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
960
01:01:14,950 --> 01:01:17,325
- [Screaming]
- [Howling]
961
01:01:17,450 --> 01:01:19,992
Yeah!
962
01:01:21,325 --> 01:01:25,325
Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was
worried about you.
963
01:01:25,450 --> 01:01:28,408
I thought the killer got
to you before I could.
964
01:01:28,492 --> 01:01:30,033
Could what?
965
01:01:30,158 --> 01:01:33,783
I wanna go upstairs. There's
something I wanna show you.
966
01:01:35,283 --> 01:01:38,533
- [Chuckles] Yeah.
- [Chuckles] Oh, yeah.
967
01:01:38,617 --> 01:01:41,533
- Hey, party on!
- [All] Yeah!
968
01:01:47,033 --> 01:01:49,950
- So...
- So. [Giggles]
969
01:01:50,075 --> 01:01:52,742
Here we are... again.
970
01:01:52,867 --> 01:01:54,908
Yeah. [Giggles]
971
01:01:56,367 --> 01:01:58,825
And, you know, if
you're not ready,
972
01:02:00,492 --> 01:02:03,200
I'll understand.
973
01:02:03,325 --> 01:02:04,867
Bobby.
974
01:02:04,992 --> 01:02:06,950
I am ready.
975
01:02:08,367 --> 01:02:10,283
- You are?
- Yeah.
976
01:02:12,158 --> 01:02:15,783
I cant keep fighting
these urges.
977
01:02:16,992 --> 01:02:19,825
I have to just
give in to them...
978
01:02:19,950 --> 01:02:21,992
and let them flow.
979
01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:24,158
Right.
980
01:02:24,283 --> 01:02:26,158
- Bobby?
- Huh?
981
01:02:26,283 --> 01:02:28,950
I have been so selfish.
982
01:02:31,283 --> 01:02:33,408
This is like a scene from
a movie or something.
983
01:02:33,492 --> 01:02:36,117
Only it isn't a movie, Bobby.
984
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,117
This is real life.
985
01:02:39,617 --> 01:02:41,742
Its all a movie, baby.
986
01:02:41,867 --> 01:02:45,992
There's the sound guy. There's the script
supervisor. How you are doin'... baby?
987
01:02:46,075 --> 01:02:47,742
- Bobby?
- What?
988
01:02:48,950 --> 01:02:53,742
What I mean is that
in real life...
989
01:02:53,867 --> 01:02:56,283
you have to enjoy each moment.
990
01:03:13,575 --> 01:03:16,700
[Moaning]
991
01:03:20,033 --> 01:03:22,825
Mmm! Ow!
992
01:03:22,950 --> 01:03:24,992
[Groaning] Bobby.
993
01:03:25,117 --> 01:03:27,658
- [Mumbling]
- Bobby!
994
01:03:30,950 --> 01:03:33,617
Can I tell you a secret?
995
01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:35,658
Sure, man.
996
01:03:36,825 --> 01:03:39,825
I see dead people.
997
01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:43,408
[Laughing] Man, this
shit is awesome!
998
01:03:43,492 --> 01:03:46,200
Yo, son, we gotta roll
some more of that shit!
999
01:03:46,325 --> 01:03:48,242
[Shrieking] Ah, shit!
1000
01:03:48,367 --> 01:03:50,700
We don't have any
more papers, man.
1001
01:03:50,783 --> 01:03:52,700
We don't have any more papers.
1002
01:03:52,783 --> 01:03:56,575
Oh, man! What can we
use to make a bong?
1003
01:04:00,950 --> 01:04:03,408
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke!
1004
01:04:03,492 --> 01:04:05,700
- Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke! - Yeah!
1005
01:04:11,617 --> 01:04:15,825
Oh, shit, son!
1006
01:04:15,950 --> 01:04:20,283
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
1007
01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:25,408
- This some good shit!
- [Shouting, Whooping]
1008
01:04:41,325 --> 01:04:43,533
[Grunting]
1009
01:04:45,117 --> 01:04:47,867
[Grunting]
1010
01:04:47,992 --> 01:04:50,742
- Bobby! I've never done this before.
- What?
1011
01:04:52,367 --> 01:04:54,242
Its okay. It's okay.
1012
01:04:54,367 --> 01:04:57,658
It's just like... It's like
sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop.
1013
01:04:57,742 --> 01:05:01,242
- A Tootsie Pop?
- Yeah, a cherry-flavor one.
1014
01:05:01,367 --> 01:05:04,492
- Oh.
- With the fudge in the middle?
1015
01:05:04,617 --> 01:05:06,908
- [Makes Sucking Sound]
- Okay. [Giggles]
1016
01:05:06,992 --> 01:05:10,492
Show me now Show me how
1017
01:05:10,617 --> 01:05:14,075
- How it feels when were
together - Just like that.
1018
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:17,492
- I'm afraid if we wait
- Just like that, baby.
1019
01:05:17,617 --> 01:05:20,242
- Well be waiting till
forever -[Crunch] - Ah!
1020
01:05:20,325 --> 01:05:22,783
Oh! Jesus!
1021
01:05:24,617 --> 01:05:27,700
I never could wait to get
to the chewy middle.
1022
01:05:27,783 --> 01:05:30,742
- You know what? Let me.
- Oh. Okay.
1023
01:05:30,867 --> 01:05:32,367
Goddamn!
1024
01:05:32,450 --> 01:05:37,200
[Man Singing, Lyrics Indistinct]
1025
01:05:37,283 --> 01:05:41,575
I'm flyin' solo but don't
know if I can stop
1026
01:05:41,658 --> 01:05:45,950
Don't ask me why
Don't make me lie
1027
01:05:46,075 --> 01:05:48,242
Just kick back just sit back
1028
01:05:48,325 --> 01:05:50,450
Enjoy the ride
1029
01:05:53,742 --> 01:05:56,367
Cause I'm a spaceman
1030
01:05:56,492 --> 01:05:58,617
- [Bats Squeaking]
- [Cindy Giggles]
1031
01:05:58,700 --> 01:06:01,117
Guess its been a while.
1032
01:06:02,658 --> 01:06:04,867
So stay with me
1033
01:06:07,075 --> 01:06:09,992
Oh! Oops! [Giggling]
1034
01:06:10,075 --> 01:06:11,992
Its very, uh, 770s of you.
1035
01:06:26,658 --> 01:06:31,408
Oh, yeah. Oh, Bobby!
1036
01:06:31,533 --> 01:06:34,367
[Gagging]
1037
01:06:34,492 --> 01:06:37,408
Come here, Bobby!
I want it now!
1038
01:06:37,492 --> 01:06:41,200
Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned!
1039
01:06:41,325 --> 01:06:43,242
Yeah, me too, son.
1040
01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:45,283
Hey, you guys hear that?
1041
01:06:45,408 --> 01:06:49,325
- [Mimics Electronic Sound That Precedes
Killers Appearance] - [Whimpering]
1042
01:06:49,450 --> 01:06:52,783
- [Laughing]
- Oh!
1043
01:06:52,867 --> 01:06:57,408
[All Laughing]
1044
01:06:57,492 --> 01:07:00,658
- Shh!
- [Touch Tones]
1045
01:07:00,783 --> 01:07:02,700
- [Line Ringing]
- [Girl] Hello?
1046
01:07:02,783 --> 01:07:06,492
- Hello. What's your favorite
scary movie? - [Girl] Hello?
1047
01:07:06,617 --> 01:07:10,408
[All Laughing]
1048
01:07:10,533 --> 01:07:12,533
Let me talk to her. Shh!
1049
01:07:14,992 --> 01:07:17,033
I'm gonna gut you like a pig!
1050
01:07:17,158 --> 01:07:22,075
[All Laughing]
1051
01:07:24,075 --> 01:07:26,950
Oh, yeah! Oh!
1052
01:07:27,033 --> 01:07:28,867
Yeah! What's my name, Bobby?
1053
01:07:28,950 --> 01:07:31,117
What? Ah!
1054
01:07:31,242 --> 01:07:34,783
- What's my name, bitch?
- Ow! God! It's Cindy!
1055
01:07:34,908 --> 01:07:37,950
Whose is it, Bobby?
Whose is it, Bobby?
1056
01:07:38,033 --> 01:07:40,075
Its yours.
1057
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,408
Ahhhhhh!
1058
01:07:43,533 --> 01:07:46,700
- [Roaring]
- Oh, my God!
1059
01:07:46,825 --> 01:07:50,242
[Rumbling]
1060
01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:55,575
Oh, shit!
1061
01:07:55,658 --> 01:07:58,408
[Shouting]
1062
01:07:58,492 --> 01:08:00,950
[Rapping] Don't even contest
Cause I'll make you undress
1063
01:08:01,033 --> 01:08:03,617
Like porn dancers waitin' at
the front door for an answer
1064
01:08:03,742 --> 01:08:06,867
Hey, yo, I'm sick of artificial
MCs like silicone titties
1065
01:08:06,992 --> 01:08:09,450
Hey, yo, check it, yo.
Fuck a cheap ball
1066
01:08:09,533 --> 01:08:11,533
I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong
1067
01:08:11,617 --> 01:08:14,075
And if I wanna fuck long I let
my ding-a-long hit the bong
1068
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,617
And then the song Always
pass the dutchie to the left
1069
01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:19,617
Because the right way
is wrong [Cackling]
1070
01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:23,408
- Whoo-hoo! - I got one. I got
one. Here it goes. Ready?
1071
01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:26,325
I'm gonna slash and gash Cut
another hole in your ass
1072
01:08:26,450 --> 01:08:28,992
I spill blood on the walls then
play tennis with your balls
1073
01:08:29,117 --> 01:08:31,033
If the phone rings
don't answer the call
1074
01:08:31,158 --> 01:08:33,158
Gonna slit your throat
fuck you like a goat
1075
01:08:33,283 --> 01:08:36,242
Peel your foreskin off and
make a winter coat Peace!
1076
01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:41,533
Yo!
1077
01:08:41,658 --> 01:08:45,658
That was the illest
rhyme I ever seen, son!
1078
01:08:47,700 --> 01:08:52,033
Bobby... where
were you tonight?
1079
01:08:52,117 --> 01:08:55,408
- What?
- I was just curious.
1080
01:08:55,533 --> 01:08:57,450
What took you so
long to get here?
1081
01:08:57,575 --> 01:08:59,617
Why you so curious?
1082
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,117
I don't know.
1083
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:05,492
I thought it would fit
the 90s horror cliché...
1084
01:09:05,617 --> 01:09:08,242
if you turned out
to be the killer.
1085
01:09:08,325 --> 01:09:11,075
Oh, so, what? You think I
killed Buffy and Greg?
1086
01:09:12,992 --> 01:09:15,033
Buffy and Greg are dead?
1087
01:09:16,367 --> 01:09:18,075
- I thought you knew that.
- Oh, my God!
1088
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,367
Bobby, turn around!
Its the killer!
1089
01:09:21,492 --> 01:09:25,450
[Screaming]
1090
01:09:35,575 --> 01:09:37,492
- Cindy!
- [Gasps]
1091
01:09:37,617 --> 01:09:40,700
- Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby!
- Cindy. Help me.
1092
01:09:42,408 --> 01:09:45,658
- Bobby, its okay.
- Gimme the gun. Gimme-
1093
01:09:46,742 --> 01:09:49,325
Its gonna be okay, Bobby.
1094
01:09:50,658 --> 01:09:53,700
Yo, wait for me! There's
a killer in the house!
1095
01:09:53,825 --> 01:09:55,742
There's ass, blood
and guts everywhere!
1096
01:09:55,867 --> 01:09:58,200
Someone done gone crazy, son!
1097
01:09:58,283 --> 01:10:02,908
- [Chuckling] We all go a little
crazy sometimes. - Bobby, no!
1098
01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:06,283
Oh, shit, son!
1099
01:10:06,408 --> 01:10:09,283
[Whimpering] Oh, my God!
1100
01:10:09,408 --> 01:10:11,283
[Groaning]
1101
01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:13,783
Cindy, he shot me in the lungs.
1102
01:10:13,908 --> 01:10:15,783
[Inhaling]
1103
01:10:15,908 --> 01:10:17,825
You wanna hit this shit?
1104
01:10:22,075 --> 01:10:23,992
Ketchup.
1105
01:10:24,075 --> 01:10:26,408
Just like my mom puts
on her spaghetti, baby.
1106
01:10:28,575 --> 01:10:31,492
Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta
help me! Bobby's gone crazy!
1107
01:10:32,950 --> 01:10:35,075
[Girls Voice] Surprise!
1108
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,992
- [Killers Voice] Surprise, Cindy!
- [Gasps]
1109
01:10:49,992 --> 01:10:52,075
Why are you doing this, Bobby?
1110
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:55,825
Why? Why? You hear that, Ray?
1111
01:10:55,950 --> 01:10:58,450
I think she wants a motive.
1112
01:10:58,575 --> 01:11:00,492
- Did Scream have a plot?
- No.
1113
01:11:00,575 --> 01:11:04,033
[Chuckles] Did I Know What You
Did Last Summer make any sense?
1114
01:11:04,117 --> 01:11:06,867
Don't think so!
1115
01:11:06,950 --> 01:11:09,783
What about the sequel? What was
with that fat, white Jamaican kid?
1116
01:11:09,908 --> 01:11:12,950
- I wanna kill that motherfucker.
- It was bad casting, Bobby.
1117
01:11:13,075 --> 01:11:15,575
How about this for a
motive? Lack of sex!
1118
01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:18,825
It can cause serious
deviant behavior.
1119
01:11:18,950 --> 01:11:22,492
- I thought you loved me.
- Oh, I did, baby.
1120
01:11:22,617 --> 01:11:26,533
I did. But abstinence can make you
discover new things about yourself.
1121
01:11:26,658 --> 01:11:29,158
That's right, Cindy. I'm gay.
1122
01:11:29,283 --> 01:11:31,992
And in case you haven't
noticed, so is Ray.
1123
01:11:33,658 --> 01:11:35,950
What? I ain't gay.
1124
01:11:36,033 --> 01:11:39,325
- What are you talking about? You took me
to that club. - So, they play good music.
1125
01:11:39,408 --> 01:11:43,700
- What about our trip to San Francisco,
then? - I wanted to go shopping.
1126
01:11:45,450 --> 01:11:49,033
- But you made love to me.
- No. First of all, you sucked my...
1127
01:11:49,117 --> 01:11:51,658
Whatever, Ray! I don't want
to talk about this now.
1128
01:11:51,783 --> 01:11:55,575
The point is, I'm a new man, and I'm ready to
leave all this behind and start a new life.
1129
01:11:55,658 --> 01:11:59,825
- So you killed all your friends?
- Oh, no.
1130
01:11:59,950 --> 01:12:01,825
Just you.
1131
01:12:01,950 --> 01:12:04,200
And maybe Shorty, but that
wasn't planned or anything.
1132
01:12:04,325 --> 01:12:06,700
But he's the genius part.
1133
01:12:06,783 --> 01:12:10,158
Were copycatting a serial
killer that already exists.
1134
01:12:10,242 --> 01:12:14,033
- Its the perfect crime, Cindy.
- But wait! There's more!
1135
01:12:14,158 --> 01:12:19,450
Hang on to your seat, baby,
cause this one's a screamer!
1136
01:12:19,575 --> 01:12:22,825
- I'll be back.
- Uh-oh.
1137
01:12:22,950 --> 01:12:25,325
Move your big ass. Come on.
1138
01:12:25,450 --> 01:12:27,742
- Dad!
- [Grunts]
1139
01:12:27,825 --> 01:12:30,492
What are you gonna
do, frame him?
1140
01:12:30,617 --> 01:12:34,825
Nah. Were just havin' a little
bit of fun with old daddio.
1141
01:12:34,950 --> 01:12:38,117
The police are gonna find
you and daddy both dead,
1142
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:41,908
and me and Ray are the only
survivors of maniacs revenge.
1143
01:12:42,033 --> 01:12:44,950
- You ready? I'm ready.
- You ready? I'm ready to do this shit.
1144
01:12:45,075 --> 01:12:47,533
- Come on. Come on. All right.
- All right.
1145
01:12:47,617 --> 01:12:49,950
- Come on! [Shouts]
- Give it to me. No!
1146
01:12:50,075 --> 01:12:53,075
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1147
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:55,408
- Ready? All right. Lets do this.
- Wait, wait. Ready.
1148
01:12:55,492 --> 01:12:56,950
- Come on. Come on.
- Ready.
1149
01:12:57,075 --> 01:12:58,617
Give it to me!
1150
01:12:58,742 --> 01:13:00,575
No! Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
1151
01:13:00,658 --> 01:13:02,533
- Remember what we talked
about? To the side. - I know.
1152
01:13:02,658 --> 01:13:04,533
- How many times we gonna
go over this? - Okay.
1153
01:13:04,658 --> 01:13:06,617
Stop. Just... All
right. Trust me, okay?
1154
01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:09,367
- All right. I'm ready.
- Trust me. I got this shit. Ready?
1155
01:13:09,492 --> 01:13:12,408
- Wait, wait, wait!
- I'm about to cut your throat, boy!
1156
01:13:12,533 --> 01:13:14,617
Stop acting like a little
girl. Come on. Come on!
1157
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:17,450
- You're right, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, come on! - Come on. You ready?
1158
01:13:17,533 --> 01:13:21,158
No! You guys are psychos!
1159
01:13:21,242 --> 01:13:23,450
You've seen one too
many TV shows!
1160
01:13:23,575 --> 01:13:27,825
No! Watching television shows
doesn't create psycho killers!
1161
01:13:27,950 --> 01:13:30,283
Cancelin' TV shows does!
1162
01:13:30,408 --> 01:13:32,700
The Wayans Brothers
was a good show, man!
1163
01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:37,325
It was a good-ass show, and we
didn't even get a final episode!
1164
01:13:37,450 --> 01:13:40,617
Take it easy! I'm feelin'
a little woozy here!
1165
01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:43,492
Its my turn. Give
me the knife.
1166
01:13:43,617 --> 01:13:46,575
Fuck outta here. Ain't
nobody stabbin' me.
1167
01:13:52,575 --> 01:13:55,117
- [Cindy Screams]
- [Ray, Bobby Groaning]
1168
01:13:55,242 --> 01:13:57,783
Surprise, Cindy!
1169
01:14:04,575 --> 01:14:06,700
[Shouting]
1170
01:14:06,783 --> 01:14:09,283
[Growling]
1171
01:14:20,117 --> 01:14:23,533
[Snarling, Yelling]
1172
01:14:39,617 --> 01:14:41,200
[Cindy Screams]
1173
01:14:48,242 --> 01:14:50,575
[Groaning]
1174
01:14:50,700 --> 01:14:53,700
All right, all right.
Hold on a second.
1175
01:14:53,825 --> 01:14:56,367
Just give me a
moment. Ah. One...
1176
01:14:58,617 --> 01:15:01,908
[Grunting, Sighing]
1177
01:15:02,033 --> 01:15:04,242
[Bones Cracking] Oh,
yeah. That's it.
1178
01:15:04,367 --> 01:15:07,367
Ah. Okay.
1179
01:15:07,450 --> 01:15:10,200
[Cindy Shouting]
1180
01:15:12,950 --> 01:15:16,658
[Irish Jig Plays]
1181
01:15:28,033 --> 01:15:31,408
[Shouting]
1182
01:15:40,742 --> 01:15:42,950
- [Screams]
- Dad!
1183
01:15:43,033 --> 01:15:45,492
- [Mumbling, Gasping]
- Are you okay?
1184
01:15:45,617 --> 01:15:48,492
I thought I told you not to
have a party unless I was here.
1185
01:15:48,617 --> 01:15:51,075
But, Dad, you were here.
You were in the closet.
1186
01:15:51,158 --> 01:15:54,658
Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get
some girlfriends numbers for me?
1187
01:15:54,783 --> 01:15:57,825
- Dad, they're dead.
- Ah, you know, I cant get a break.
1188
01:15:57,950 --> 01:16:00,367
- [Siren Wailing]
- What's that? Is that the cops?
1189
01:16:00,450 --> 01:16:02,992
Okay, okay, listen,
honey. Help me up now.
1190
01:16:03,075 --> 01:16:06,200
Uh... Uh... If the cops come,
tell em I'm a plumber, okay?
1191
01:16:06,325 --> 01:16:10,075
You had a leaky faucet, and you called, and
they sent me over. We don't know each other.
1192
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,825
[Sirens Continue]
1193
01:16:15,908 --> 01:16:19,408
- No! No!
- [Tires Screeching]
1194
01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:21,492
Dad, Dad, put your arms down.
1195
01:16:23,950 --> 01:16:27,158
- What the hells goin' on here?
-[Man]Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there.
1196
01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:29,200
- He was right here! I swear it!
- Who was?
1197
01:16:29,283 --> 01:16:32,658
The killer! The guy that
murdered all my friends!
1198
01:16:32,742 --> 01:16:36,450
And the sick bastard planted
drugs all in the house there.
1199
01:16:36,533 --> 01:16:39,450
- All over the place.
- Dad. Stop it.
1200
01:16:39,575 --> 01:16:42,325
All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have
to take you down to the station.
1201
01:16:42,450 --> 01:16:44,450
I'm cool, though, right?
1202
01:16:44,575 --> 01:16:46,533
- I'm okay?
- Lets... Lets go, Cindy.
1203
01:16:46,617 --> 01:16:48,950
Cindy. Call me.
1204
01:16:50,367 --> 01:16:52,283
Daddy'll get you out, honey.
1205
01:16:54,783 --> 01:16:58,742
Okay. Lets go over this again.
1206
01:17:11,283 --> 01:17:13,200
- You say it was an accident.
- Yes.
1207
01:17:13,283 --> 01:17:16,450
- He was on the road. - And you
think he came back to get revenge?
1208
01:17:16,575 --> 01:17:19,408
- It has to be him, Sheriff.
- [Banging]
1209
01:17:24,992 --> 01:17:27,075
Here, Sheriff. They wanted
me to give this to you.
1210
01:17:27,158 --> 01:17:30,200
- That'll be all, Doofy.
- Okay.
1211
01:17:30,325 --> 01:17:32,742
- I'm gonna go, then. All right.
- All right.
1212
01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:35,825
Bye, Cindy.
1213
01:17:39,033 --> 01:17:41,408
I'm sorry, Cindy. It wasn't
the man you guys killed.
1214
01:17:41,533 --> 01:17:44,950
His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen
found his body a few weeks later.
1215
01:17:45,075 --> 01:17:48,492
- He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery.
- That's impossible.
1216
01:17:50,867 --> 01:17:53,242
- Then I don't know who it could be.
- Hess gotta be someone...
1217
01:17:53,367 --> 01:17:56,742
who was connected with all the victims,
someone who knew about the accident.
1218
01:17:56,867 --> 01:17:59,492
Someone who could move around
without being noticed.
1219
01:18:01,825 --> 01:18:04,950
Oh, my God.
1220
01:18:05,033 --> 01:18:08,867
She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
He had the biggest crush on her.
1221
01:18:08,992 --> 01:18:11,867
[Gasping] Its me, Cindy.
1222
01:18:11,950 --> 01:18:13,533
Night, Cindy.
1223
01:18:17,450 --> 01:18:19,533
- Doofy!
- Shit head?
1224
01:18:22,825 --> 01:18:24,742
- Have you seen Doofy?
- No.
1225
01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:27,033
- Have you seen Doofy? Has anybody
seen Doofy? - No, Sheriff.
1226
01:18:27,117 --> 01:18:29,617
- No. - [Man] Yeah. Just
went out the back, Sheriff.
1227
01:18:29,742 --> 01:18:31,950
[Sheriff] Doofy!
1228
01:18:45,033 --> 01:18:48,408
He walks alone under
the big city lights
1229
01:18:48,533 --> 01:18:52,242
He always knows just
when the time is right
1230
01:18:52,367 --> 01:18:55,742
He never shows what he's
thinking He keeps it inside
1231
01:18:55,867 --> 01:18:59,575
Because he's too cool for school
1232
01:18:59,658 --> 01:19:03,158
He comes alive when
the sun goes down
1233
01:19:03,283 --> 01:19:06,742
He gets it right You
know he's always down
1234
01:19:06,867 --> 01:19:10,325
He's got one eye open and
his ear to the ground
1235
01:19:10,450 --> 01:19:13,408
And he's too cool for school
1236
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,658
He's an operator
Hess a real player
1237
01:19:18,742 --> 01:19:22,283
- And if you mess with him you
know you'll never win - [Gasps]
1238
01:19:22,408 --> 01:19:27,283
No-o-o-o-o!
1239
01:19:27,408 --> 01:19:32,283
-[Song Continues, Lyrics
Indistinct] - [Continues Shouting]
1240
01:19:42,033 --> 01:19:45,658
[Cackling] Shit, son.
Yo, what the deal?
1241
01:19:45,742 --> 01:19:48,492
Yo, if you all watchin'
this tape right now,
1242
01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:50,575
that means I didn't make it.
1243
01:19:50,658 --> 01:19:54,492
Either I'm a prisoner,
or worse, dead.
1244
01:19:54,575 --> 01:19:58,950
But either way it goes, I'm gonna tell you
all the rules to survive this situation.
1245
01:19:59,075 --> 01:20:02,200
Rule number one: You
gotta be quick.
1246
01:20:02,283 --> 01:20:05,617
Rule number two:
Don't fall down.
1247
01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:10,742
And rule number three: Whatever
you do, never look back.
1248
01:20:10,825 --> 01:20:13,033
You all wish me luck.
1249
01:20:13,158 --> 01:20:15,117
Snatch and run, you all!
1250
01:20:17,742 --> 01:20:20,200
Come back here, you
motherfuckers! Son of a bitch!
1251
01:20:20,283 --> 01:20:22,908
[Rap, Indistinct]
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