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( upbeat music )
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Guys, guys!
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Wanna know who just won
the districtwide spelling bee?
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Here's a clue: M-E.
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"Meh"?
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It's "me," you toad.
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- What is that?
- The trophy I won.
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It's a bronze bee.
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I’ve got fillings bigger than that thing.
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I rode a little filly
named "perspicacious"
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all the way to the finish line.
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Now come on, who's the man?
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- Who's the man?
- Jack is the man!
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- Burke: Ho!
- ( crowd chanting ) Jack! Jack! Jack!
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- Jack: Thank you.
- Now thanks to Jack's routine,
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we've won our first
gymnastics trophy in 15 years.
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( all cheer )
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It wasn't really a routine.
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I was just trying to move fast enough
so no one would notice
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I was wearing a unitard.
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When you're wearing one of those things,
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even when you win, you lose.
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You know, I just won the first
spelling bee our school has ever--
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Hey, show us what you did to win, Jack.
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- Yeah!
- Go for it.
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( kids cheering )
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Jack, I hope that this means
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that you're going to stay
on the gymnastics team.
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I told you, it was a one-time deal.
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I win you your trophy
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and you get a little visit
from the wedgie wizard.
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- I guess a deal's a deal.
- Just go with it.
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Hold that for me.
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Whoo!
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- Aah!
- ( girl laughs )
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( high-pitched )
Is that all you've got, punk?
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( laughter )
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- ( bell ringing )
- All right, let's go.
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Milton, are you coming?
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Yeah, I’ll catch up
with you guys in a second.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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You know, you're just a little bee
with broken wings,
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but you, my friend,
are gonna hang with the big dogs.
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Whoa, whoa!
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Whoa, whoa!
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If you're my guardian angel,
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you sir, are awesome at your job!
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( theme music )
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
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♪ This is how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
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♪ This is how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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( upbeat music )
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And at the very last second he caught me.
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He put me down and walked away.
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The only thing that I know about him
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is that his nametag said "Yoshi Nakamura."
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- Huh, never noticed him before.
- Okay, hang on.
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So you didn't notice a 600-lb custodian,
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but you did notice when Donna Tobin
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changed her ponytail from left to right?
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Okay, first it was right to left,
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second, it wasn't a ponytail,
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it was a French braid.
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And third, maybe if that custodian
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had legs like Donna Tobin,
I would've noticed him too.
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Hey, big news, everybody.
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the magic shop across the mall
went out of business.
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They have to sell
everything at half price.
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I feel so bad for them.
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I think I’m gonna cry.
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It's a good thing I have
this handkerchief.
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( mock crying )
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( laughing )
Oh, lookit!
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Yo, I don't know how he's doing that, man,
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but it's freaking me out.
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Anyway, since the store closed,
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a storage space opened up in the basement
directly below us.
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- I finally have a place for all my stuff.
- It's about time.
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- This place is getting pretty cluttered.
- It is not.
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Rudy, this place looks like
a crazy old cat lady lives here.
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Okay, that is a bit of an exaggeration.
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Really?
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( meows )
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Okay, that is not my cat.
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( meows )
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( whispers )
Are you coming, Tip-tip?
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( meows )
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( upbeat music )
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( vocalizing )
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Uh, excuse me, Lonnie.
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What are you doing in my storage space?
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I have claimed this for Reptile World.
( grunts )
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Listen, you little lizard-loving freak,
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I want you
and all of your stuff out of here now.
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Uh-oh.
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I may have just let
a bearded skink slip out.
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Why can't you say you passed gas
like everyone else?
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A skink is a type of poisonous lizard.
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And-- ooh! No, do not move.
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He's on the back of your neck.
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Look, I’m not falling for that.
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And I’m telling you
for the last time, get your--
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Oh wow, is it getting warm in here?
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That's the first sign of a skink bite.
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Second sign is your tongue will go numb.
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You should seriously get some help.
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I’m not leaving. They can carry my...
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( lisping )
dead body out of here
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and I will still stand here
to make my point.
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Aah! Holy smokes, I’m on fire!
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( screams )
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Bringing presents to custodians?
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That's not cool. I mean, what's next?
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Asking the crossing guard to the prom?
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I already tried that,
but she just wants to be friends.
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I think it's sweet Milton
bought his new friend a cake.
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Thanks, Kim.
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See, when someone does something great--
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You know, save a life
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Or win a spelling bee--
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They should get some recognition.
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( ominous music )
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All: Whoa!
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Do you know what this means?
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I know exactly what this means--
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Our custodian's king of the babies.
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Hey, what are you doing in here?
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I thought I told you
this space is for Reptile World.
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Not anymore. You left, I moved in.
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Oh, and if you're looking
for your tortoise,
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I left it in the hallway this morning.
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( gasps )
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You fool!
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He could be three
or four feet away by now.
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I have to go upstairs.
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Don't touch any of my stuff,
especially that massage chair.
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- Would you mind if i--
- No, no.
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You couldn't handle it.
That's way too much chair for you.
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- What?
- I’ll be right back.
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I will sit wherever I wanna sit.
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How is he gonna find out?
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Oooh.
( laughing )
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This is nice.
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Let's see what this baby can do.
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- ( chair whirs )
- ( gate clatters )
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( upbeat music )
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Whoa, check it out, you guys.
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Jerry: There he is.
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Well, come on.
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Mr. Nakamura,
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I just want to thank you
for saving my life the other day.
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That's what I do, mop up pudding barf,
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collect trash and catch flying boys.
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I’m living the dream.
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we stopped by your closet
and saw your newspaper clippings,
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your trophies and your medals.
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You're amazing!
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Then we checked you out on the Internet.
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You were a six-time sumo champion.
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Yeah, that match
where you lost your diaper thing
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and kept fighting, that was awesome!
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- And disturbing. But mostly awesome.
- Yeah.
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That was a long time ago.
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I used to be a hero in Japan
and now I plunge toilets.
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And you-- you either change your diet
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or use the bathroom at home, Jerry.
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Wait, you know my name?
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In the janitor's room
we call you the bowl-buster.
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You hear that, you guys?
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I’m the bowl-buster. Whoo!
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Sir, I love that awesome
victory dance you do.
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- The Nakamura stomp.
- All: Yeah!
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That started when
I seen a spider in the ring.
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The crowd loved it, so I just ran with it.
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- Come on, man, do it for us.
- Yeah, come on, do it.
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Aw, I couldn't. I’m at work.
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Please? Just once.
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Fine.
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Just one for you, little buddy.
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- All: Yeah!
- Come on, man.
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( rumbles )
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( rumbling continues )
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( laughs )
Ooh. Oops.
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- Look what you did!
- I’m sorry, sir.
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- We were just having a little fun.
- Oh, fun?
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I didn't hire you to jump around
like some hopscotching hippo.
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I got this.
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Mr. Nakamura would like you to talk to him
with a little more respect.
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So I don't talk to you with respect, huh?
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- Actually I said--
- This man used to be a hero,
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so he doesn't need this job.
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- Really?
- No, I really need the job--
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He demands you
to apologize to him right now.
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Really?
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Here's my apology,
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Nakamura, you're fired!
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( somber music )
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( upbeat music )
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- Milton, what were you thinking?
- I don't know.
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I thought by stepping up
and helping Nakamura
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I could be a hero for once, like you.
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Eh, I’m not a hero.
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Woman: Oh, help! He stole my purse!
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Aah!
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Woman: Bless you, Jack.
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Uh, what were we talking about again?
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Oh, you were just going on
about not being a hero.
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Guys, group meeting.
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Um, why is Weepy McHugie still here?
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The guy's been through a lot, Rudy.
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We found out why he gave up sumo
and left Japan in shame.
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65 wins in a row,
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then some rookie struts in and throws him
out of the ring like a moldy pear.
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You guys hiding pears over there?
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There's no pears, darlin'.
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As if that wasn't bad enough,
he lost his life's savings.
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- Wow, how did he do that?
- He went on a game show called
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"Are You Willing to Lose
Your Life's Savings?"
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Fix this.
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Once the food runs out,
we're gonna look tasty to that guy.
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( whispers )
Fix this.
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Hey, guys, I got an idea.
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Nakamura,
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Milton was right--
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You're not a custodian, you're a champion.
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And with our help, you'll get there again.
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I told you it was a long time ago.
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Why do you guys believe in me?
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Look, we live by something
called the Wasabi code.
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That means we never give up on each other.
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We just gotta find a way
to get you back on the horse.
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Uh, Jack, it'd probably
be safer if the horse got on his back.
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But, uh, you know, either way.
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Wasabi?
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All: Wasabi!
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( cheering )
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Got your note.
I heard you wanted to see me.
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Listen, we gotta come to some sort of
an agreement about this space.
253
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:38,125
We can't keep fighting like this.
254
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,083
I’m not so sure I can trust you.
255
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,375
Before this conversation goes any further,
256
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:43,834
I wanna check you for weapons.
257
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,792
Lonnie: Lift your arms.
258
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:48,333
( imitating metal detector )
259
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,834
That's a lint roller
260
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,500
and you're making
that noise with your mouth.
261
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,291
( imitating metal detector )
262
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,959
Look, so we both want the space, right?
263
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,333
It's nicer than my apartment,
264
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:03,750
smells less lizardy
and has exactly 100% less Mother.
265
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:05,375
You live with your mother?
266
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,500
I would hardly call it living, fella.
267
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,792
Why can't we just figure out
some way to share it?
268
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:10,959
Huh.
269
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,208
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
270
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,166
Both: Man cave!
271
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,750
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
272
00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:20,792
They're not back yet?
273
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,750
Nakamura wanted to run one more lap
around the mall with his weight vest.
274
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:28,250
- ( groaning )
- All right, that was your best time yet.
275
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,000
You ran the entire mall
in under four minutes.
276
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:35,500
Bouncing around in that thing
has given me a new respect for kangaroos.
277
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:41,542
Hey, Nakamura,
I saw you running through the mall
278
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:44,125
carrying a big pasty baby
that looked a lot like Milton.
279
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,333
I’m not pasty.
280
00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,333
I’m translucent.
281
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,041
Nakamura's training for his big comeback.
282
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,333
A comeback sumo match,
283
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,000
I bet people would buy tickets for that.
284
00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:00,000
I paid five bucks to watch
the Kellys' dog have puppies.
285
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,959
I’ve seen the miracle of life...
286
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:04,542
And it's disgusting.
287
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,709
You know, we can have the match
right here in the dojo.
288
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,125
Yeah, that's great and all,
289
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,583
but we don't have another sumo wrestler
for him to compete against.
290
00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:15,041
I do.
291
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:18,208
( detector chiming )
292
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,583
Oh, no.
293
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,208
Beached whale! Somebody help me!
294
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,291
We gotta haul it back to sea
before it dies!
295
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:32,625
( grunting )
296
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:35,125
- Go to your home.
- What are you doing?
297
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,709
No, I-- I--
298
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:40,125
You thought I was a whale, didn't you?
299
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,959
- Yeah, a little bit.
- ( groans )
300
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,917
We kept in touch. I’ll give him a call.
301
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,709
Huh!
302
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:58,083
All right, Nakamura,
Time for your real workout.
303
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,542
Let's belly up!
304
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,834
Jerry, how's this thing gonna help?
305
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,375
You look like a bloated turkey in a thong.
306
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,125
It's gonna make him quicker.
307
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,959
I’m scrappy and wiry.
308
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,291
Now come on, big guy.
309
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:15,417
Whoa!
310
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,083
( grunting )
311
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,375
Hey. A little help. Thanks.
312
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:32,041
I’m good. I’m good.
313
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,542
I’m telling you, Lonnie, I’m gonna make
314
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,375
- a fortune off this sumo match.
- ( Lonnie sighs )
315
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:43,542
Do you mind?
I am trying to watch the finale
316
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:45,500
of "America's Got Tap Shoes."
317
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:47,834
No, no, later for that.
318
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:51,458
It's time for "Ultimate Combat"
on the Violence Channel.
319
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:55,208
I am not watching a bunch
of girlie men slap each other
320
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,750
when there's tap dancing on.
321
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,583
Sure. Give me the remote!
322
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,834
No, you don't. Oh, no, you do not!
323
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:03,834
( remote clatters )
324
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:05,667
Are you happy?
325
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,083
Now one of us has to get off the couch
to change the channel.
326
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,542
All right, I was being unreasonable.
327
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:13,250
It is your turn. You may have the remote.
328
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,750
Thank you.
329
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:20,166
- What are you doing?
- The man cave is under new management.
330
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,041
You are out and I am in.
331
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,792
Open the gate, Lonnie.
332
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:27,250
Not gonna happen, Rudes.
333
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:30,417
Oh, yeah, and I made a few adjustments
to the security system.
334
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,125
( crackling )
335
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,917
Shocking, isn't it?
( giggles )
336
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:41,375
Tap for me, America. Tap!
337
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,250
- ( crackles )
- Aah!
338
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,083
( upbeat music )
339
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:47,750
Rudy: Enjoy the match.
340
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,458
Enjoy the match.
341
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,583
Enjoy the match.
342
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,709
( cheering )
343
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,375
All right, my man, limber up, okay?
344
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,667
Stretch yourself out.
345
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,333
Just remember
everything I showed you, okay?
346
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,709
Now come on, let's do this.
347
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:07,667
( smacks )
348
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,875
Oh, wow.
349
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,625
Skin on skin. That was pretty awkward.
350
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:18,709
Ah, there's my man, Yamazaki.
My beach buddy.
351
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,291
Got my 600 bucks?
352
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,041
Let's do this.
353
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,166
( growls )
354
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,458
( cheering )
355
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,417
Uh-oh.
356
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:38,125
Nakamura, you can't
hide in here... Or anywhere.
357
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,625
I’m not going out there. That's Yamazaki.
358
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,291
He's the only one that ever beat me.
359
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,458
- I can't fight him, man.
- ( crowd chanting ) Nakamura! Nakamura!
360
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,208
Guys, we gotta put on a fight.
361
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,417
The crowd's getting ugly
362
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,250
and they were none too pretty
to begin with.
363
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,458
This is all my fault.
364
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,709
( crowd chanting ) Nakamura! Nakamura!
365
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,000
- ( exhales )
- Nakamura, listen to me.
366
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,792
You can't be running
from this guy your whole life.
367
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:04,834
I’m sorry, Jack.
368
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,291
I just can't go through with this.
369
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:08,917
- ( door opens)
- ( crowd cheering )
370
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,208
You guys gotta see this.
You're not gonna believe it.
371
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,250
( suspenseful music )
372
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,750
( growls )
373
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,542
( thuds )
374
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,333
( sniffles )
375
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,083
( socks squeaking )
376
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,709
Come on, Milton.
377
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,792
- Come on!
- Jack: Milton!
378
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,959
Your little kangaroo baby
has the heart of a lion.
379
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:45,709
This is your moment.
Go out there and take it!
380
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,166
- ( smacks )
- Ooh. Wow.
381
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,208
Skin on skin.
382
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:51,375
Awkward.
383
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,542
Whoa.
384
00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,834
( Yamazaki grunting )
385
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,333
Aah!
386
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,834
- ( Yamazaki roars )
- ( thuds )
387
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,542
( growls )
388
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,500
I got this one, Milton.
389
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,750
( cheering )
390
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,375
You go, boy.
391
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:25,125
( both grunting )
392
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,125
( grunting continues )
393
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:34,792
( thuds )
394
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:38,083
( crowd cheering )
395
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:44,458
Milton, that was crazy.
Why would you do that?
396
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,750
I don't know. Someone had to do something.
397
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,333
I would never have done that.
398
00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:50,375
That guy is the size of a brontosaurus.
399
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:51,750
You know what this means?
400
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:54,041
He has a second brain
that controls his tail?
401
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:57,125
No, Milton. It means you're a hero.
402
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,834
You inspired Nakamura
to get his confidence back.
403
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:02,500
- You were awesome!
- Really, Jack?
404
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,709
Yeah. And you know what else is awesome?
405
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:07,500
Pants. Seriously, dude, put 'em on.
406
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:13,375
- Yeah!
- Nakamura Stomp!
407
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:17,208
( crowd chanting )
Nakamura Stomp! Nakamura Stomp!
408
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,834
Nakamura Stomp!
409
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,458
- ( rumbles )
- All: Whoa!
410
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:22,667
Host on TV: And now it's time
to find out the winner of...
411
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,000
- Do you mind?
- ..."America's Got Tap Shoes."
412
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,750
I’m trying to watch TV down here.
413
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,417
Host on TV: Are you ready for the results?
414
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,333
Yes. Give it to me.
415
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,041
- All: Whoa!
- ( rumbles )
416
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,500
Give it to me!
417
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:34,709
- All: Whoa!
- ( rumbles )
418
00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:37,500
Give it to-- Whoa!
419
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,709
Well, look who dropped in.
420
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,083
- ( groans )
- Sweet man cave.
421
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,375
♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
422
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,041
( upbeat music )
423
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,083
Thanks to Milton,
Nakamura's heading back to Japan
424
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:56,875
to get his title back.
425
00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:59,417
You know, I could be a sumo wrestler.
426
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,959
I just need to gain like 500-600 lbs.
427
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:04,041
- Your mom did it pretty easily.
- That's it, man.
428
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,917
- Come on!
- ( Eddie yelping )
429
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,875
Jack, have you seen
my spelling bee trophy?
430
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,542
I thought it was in my locker,
but I can't find it anywhere.
431
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:16,166
I know it's small,
but it means a lot to me.
432
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:19,083
Don't worry, Milton.
I’m sure it's someplace safe.
433
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,375
( light music )
434
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,875
( closing theme music )
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