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Previously on rescue me...

Jesus, come on.

Johnny's ex?

I was seeing this wall street

Guy, but, uh, he's too

Possessive.

So, you think, uh, he would

Mind if we you know, got dinner

Sometime?

Oh, Tommy.

I know you have some secret evil

Plan in mind, and you know what?

I've grown too mature for that

Old school, old neighborhood

Type of bullshit.

If you stay in your house, no

Matter what you do, no matter

How long you're there, you're

Always gonna be the probie.

You gotta get out, Mike.

What are you doing?

What?

What are you kissing me for?

I thought that's what you

Wanted.

Why would you think that?

I don't know, Tommy.

You were being all gay and

Crying.

I thought I'd take a shot.

I wasn't crying, OK?

Listen, Tommy, including

Garrity, I got four guys in line

Right now.

No, five.

Maggie, I'm not gonna play

Fifth fiddle to anyone.

You told me that if I told

You the truth, you wouldn't get

Mad at me.

Well, I lied. How's it feel?

What the hell are you doing?

Want me to call you, or...

no, uh...

I'll call you.

I want us to be together

Forever.

I'll see what I can do about

That.

The chick I've been

Seeing, man.

Yeah.

She took my little girl, man.

She took Keela.

Oh, man.

You didn't tell her about the

Foster family.

Yeah, I did, all right.

It slipped out in conversation.

How the hell was I supposed to

Know she'd use it

Against me, huh?

I don't want you to call me.

It's over.

We're breaking up.

You're breaking...

yes.

Hey, you guys listening

To this?

Garrity's breaking up with me.

Who you calling a faggot,

Faggot?

You.

No, you're the faggot.

Yeah, OK, Mr.

Gay faggot guy standing out in

His construction site...

spend the night.

It's 5 grand.

It should help you, uh...

is everything OK?

Look, it's not what you

Think, bud.

What I think is, that's the

Most expensive piece of ass you

Ever had, my friend.

I'm in.

You're in.

Yeah.

What we talked about at the bar.

Messing with Johnny and Janet.

I think it would be fun.

All right.

Bye.

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Jesus.

Oh...

yeah.

Just a sec.

Oh, my God.

Oh...

hey.

Everything all right in here?

Yeah, it's great.

You sure?

Yeah.

All right.

Your old man pissed the bed

Again.

Cool.

I, uh...

was thinking of maybe taking a

Shit on the floor.

That's great.

Great.

See you later.

Maybe I'll just puke on the

Couch.

Decisions, decisions.

Hey.

Hey, Tommy.

How you doing?

How's it hanging man?

Hanging all right.

Who's that talking to my probie

Over there?

Oh, that's rocko, man.

He's off to iraq next week.

Can you believe that?

Yeah?

Brave kid, huh?

Yeah, brave or stupid.

One of the other.

How's, uh, how's your probie?

He's all right, why?

Just asking.

Yeah, yeah.

Just asking.

I've known you long enough to

Know that just asking means

Anything but.

I'll tell you what, he's a

Complete idiot, but he's our

Complete idiot, all right?

OK, got you.

OK, OK, what's the nut on the

Game, man?

What do you want to do, like,

50 bucks a head?

400 bucks to the winning team?

You got it.

All right.

Let's get it on, man.

Yeah, let's get it on.

What is this, 1977?

'77, '78, you're gonna get

Yours.

Big time.

All right, guys.

You know the rules.

2 points in the bucket, 3 points

If you hit the bottle, all

Right?

I want to just tell you right

Now, I want a round of applause

Here for rocko.

He's going to iraq next week to

Fight for our freedom, all

Right?

Now, before he goes, let's

Give him one last gift.

A little, good old fashioned

American ass kicking.

Here we go.

Probie, let's go!

Hey, watch the ball, man.

Watch the ball.

Watch the probie.

Yeah, you know rocko's going

Over there because it's for

Freedom.

You know that.

Yeah, I understand.

And your probie...

yeah?

He wants a transfer, and it

Is his God given right, man.

Yeah!

Yeah!

What's going on?

Huh?

You banging that guy?

What, I'm just being

Friendly.

Yeah?

Be friendly with somebody on

Your own team, OK?

Let's all sit down.

Ow!

Nice shot, nice shot.

Hey, these guys get the rink

In 5 minutes.

All right.

5 minutes.

Next goal wins, OK?

All right.

Yeah!

Good stuff.

What do you got for me?

Here. 400.

Good game, man.

Thank you.

By the way, I meant what I said

About my probie.

Yeah, well. So did I.

Yeah.

Hands off.

Do me a favor.

What's that?

200.

Will you give that to rocko for

His trip.

Yeah.

Thank you, man.

You're welcome.

That's great.

Rematch next week?

Yeah.

Oh, hey, Tommy.

Yeah.

Bite me, man.

* on another day,

Come on, come on,

With these ropes I tied,

Can we do no wrong?

Now we grieve

'Cause now is gone,

Things were good

When we were young,

With my teeth locked down

I can see the blood

Of a thousand men

Who have come and gone,

Now we grieve

'Cause now is gone,

Things were good

When we were young,

Is it safe to say?

Come on, come on,

Was it right to leave?

Come on, come on,

Will I ever learn?

Come on, come on,

Come on, come on,

Come on, come on *

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Hey, did we win?

Yeah.

200 dinero.

Yeah 200.

200 dineros.

Daddy, way to go.

Yeah.

Yeah, daddy.

That's what I'm talking about.

Hey, probie.

Nice hustle out there today.

Thanks.

I need some ibuprofen.

You guys got any?

That's interesting.

I got a whole giant bottle of

Ibuprofen.

It's just sitting in my locker

Waiting to be taken.

Really?

Can I have some?

No.

It's for me and my friends.

OK, can we be friends again?

No, you broke up with me.

I'm sorry.

It's not that easy for me to

Recover.

Come on, Tom, I'm

In pain here.

I'm in pain, too, OK?

Emotional pain.

Really?

Yeah.

I was very, very hurt.

I'm kidding.

Brown, take the brown ones.

Don't take the white ones or the

Red ones.

Why brown?

Because brown is the

Ibuprofen.

The red and the white ones are

Left over from when I was

Seriously addicted to pills.

Well, why didn't you just

Throw them away?

Because I'm sentimental.

About pills?

Sarcasm.

All right, so, uh, the red,

Right?

Brown.

Brown.

Gonna take the brown.

Tell me he's not color blind.

I hope not.

Are you sure there's not

Anything I can do?

Honey, come on, look.

You handle the kids, right?

You drive them to

And from school.

You take them to their games.

You do their laundry.

Well, actually, lately, you

Do the laundry.

Yeah, right, but you know,

You take care of everything

Else.

I feel guilty being at work all

Day long while you're here doing

Things.

I mean, the cooking's the least

I can do.

Besides, I enjoy cooking

For you guys.

You know, how the hell you

And Tommy came from the same

House.

I don't know.

That's beyond me.

You're always on time.

You come straight home from

Work.

And I never have to wonder where

You are or what you're up to.

What do you say, half a

Cupcake for katy?

Huh?

She's been real good at her

Homework lately.

Yeah, OK.

OK.

Oh, yay.

What's the capital of

Massachusetts?

Boston.

Connecticut?

Hartford.

California?

Sacramento.

You're a smart one, huh?

There you go.

Listen.

Mm-Hmm?

I got about 10 minutes left

On my chicken and potatoes.

I'm gonna go upstairs and talk

To colleen about what happened

In school today.

You know, it is so not OK to

Slap your classmate in the

Middle of class.

I'll handle it.

She's out of control.

Hey, I'll handle it.

I like uncle Johnny.

He's so nice.

He never gets mad.

He never yells at us.

And he never does that thing

That daddy does where he would

Say something and then, like, a

Few seconds later, he'd have to

Explain that he didn't mean what

He just said.

Oh, you mean sarcasm.

Yep.

That's it.

Mm-Hmm.

Yeah.

Daddy's funny that way.

Between the smokin' can and

The street hockey take, we got

Almost 2 grand here.

It's unbelievable.

Why don't we call a truce, OK?

We all quit smoking anyway, so

Why don't we call a truce and

Buy something we really need.

New ipod.

How about a boom box.

Come on, a new microwave.

That oven is so old, it's

Leaking microwaves when it's not

Even on.

Pretty soon we're all gonna be

Growing an extra cock and a pair

Of tits.

Look at me, come on.

I'm halfway there.

An ipod can hold 35,000

Songs.

35,000 puerto rican

Hip-Hop songs.

Hey.

Will you please get me a

Little garlic out of the fridge,

Too, please?

Batting cage.

Batting cage.

I'm just throwing those two

Words out.

If we get a batting cage, we win

The department softball

Tournament every goddamn summer.

I guarantee it.

Yeah, we need music.

I need a bra.

Hey, how about a couple new

Halligans and maybe that new saw

We were all bitchin' about the

City not getting for us

Last week?

I feel like a million bucks,

Man.

Thanks for that ibuprofen.

That stuff's like a wonder drug,

You know?

They should make you take it

Every morning.

Vitamin I. Half an hour ago,

I couldn't

Walk now I feel fantastic.

Hey, Jesus.

Look at all this money.

How much is that?

2 grand.

Know what we should get?

A batting cage.

Shoot me.

Well, come on.

We dominated the department

Softball league every summer.

Great minds.

Just got a call from an

Inside source.

Due to recent bad press,

Vis-A-Vis, the sex scandal from

That firehouse downtown, they're

Sending over a crew to

Confiscate all the dirty

Magazines, pornographic tapes,

Dvds, as well as the computers

That might contain traces of

Pornographic websites.

Magazines?

Yeah, playboy, perfect 10.

Everything.

This is bullshit, Chief.

That's what the department's

Come to, Tom.

Bunch of micro-Managing,

Bullshit bean counters.

Showing up out of the blue.

Pricks.

Call me when

The meal's on.

All right, Chief.

Unbelievable.

This is what they're going to

Waste their time on.

That's my copy.

Give me that.

That's mine.

This is so sad.

Really sad.

You're right.

It's...

sad.

We've reduced ourselves

To animals.

That's what we are.

Yeah, a bunch of dumb ass,

Animal house frat boys.

Morons.

Morons might be a bit harsh.

No.

Morons is right.

Cause all of the porno tapes,

The dvds, are up in the

Bunk room.

Son of a bitch.

What in the hell happened

To him?

Man, he must have taken the

White pills.

The sleeping pills.

He's totally dead to the

World.

What kind were they?

Somunall.

Somunall?

Goddamn, Tommy.

Those are the pills that have

Been in the newspaper.

I know, I know.

What are you talking about?

People sleepwalk on those

Pills.

They sleepwalk, they sleepdrive,

They sleepeat.

There's a woman on the news

Talking about how she gained 100

Pounds while she was on weight

Watchers cause every night,

Unbeknownst to her, she'd

Sleepwalk down to the kitchen

And sleepeat her way through 2

Bags of oreos, 4 pints of

Haagen-Dazs and a dozen donuts.

What about sleepfoodshopping.

Talking about pointing the wrong

Finger.

Why do you still have the

Pills if you don't take them

Anymore?

Duh.

I'm a junkie, OK?

But you quit now, right?

Yeah, but in case I had a

Relapse, I didn't want to have

To go...

searching for the pills.

I was, I was planning ahead.

Oh, yeah, for the bender that

AA is supposed to stop you from

Having.

Nice cult you joined, by the

Way.

Look, sleepwalking is the

Least of our problems.

He took 4.

He's gonna be sleeping till, you

Know...

we gotta get him out of here

Before the Chief sees him, all

Right?

And make sure he hasn't drowned

In my spinach dip.

You wanna have some?

You're kidding me, right?

Come on.

I make a good, goddamn

Spinach dip.

That's ridiculous.

You got pills, I got dip.

OK, let's get him up.

Probie, get his legs.

Got it.

Jesus Christ.

Get him, get him, get him,

Get him.

Oh...

come on.

Watch his head.

Watch it.

Got him?

Watch his head, mcmahon.

Jesus, Garrity.

You know something, why don't

You tie your shoes, you know?

Here we go.

Watch it.

He's out.

Mikey, go get something to

Clean up his puss, will you?

All right.

Get paper towels or something

To wipe... actually, get a rag and

Wet it down, OK?

This is what you're planning

Ahead for, huh?

Franco, you got a rag over there

Or something?

Franco, get away from that

Porno.

I'm just, I'm taking what's

Mine.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see. Let me see.

Let me see. Yeah.

Forrest hump. Mine.

King schlong. Mine.

King schlong's mine actually.

No, you brought in

King dong.

Ah, right.

It sucked, by the way.

All the girls had skeeter bites

For tits.

That's because they're real

Tits, Franco.

That's what real tits look like,

OK?

Johnny giant fake boob.

Yeah, well, excuse me for

Being an American, OK?

I like to suck on big tits.

Now it's a political issue?

I'm a terrorist because I like

Real tits?

It's political, what are you

Talking about?

What about the sad fags?

What sad fags?

Guys, guys.

Are we actually arguing about

Tits, come on.

Ladder.

Batallion.

You know what, guys.

I know this address.

My cousin's a sculptor.

He used to have a studio in this

Place.

It's like a whole warehouse.

It's divided up into, like a

Million, tiny little rooms.

Just keep your head straight

Cause you get lost in there, it

Can get real confusing real

Fast, you know?

You got a cousin who's a

Sculptor?

Yeah, every family's got a

Black sheep.

Most families get, like, a

Retard, or a guy that likes to

Wear dresses, we got a sculptor.

Yeah, retard, sculptor.

Same thing really.

Yeah, there was a retard

Sculptor.

60 minutes did a piece on him I

Think.

Yeah.

Really brilliant work.

And he was real quick, too.

He'd make like one or two

Statues a day.

Only one problem though.

What was that?

He liked the taste of clay.

So you're saying...

yeah, he'd eat his own work.

Goddamn, what a waste.

Not really, you know every

Time he took a shit, genius.

Ah, Lou.

T, you and the probie go down

That way, Franco and I are gonna

Head this way.

What'd they say, 5 people on

This floor?

I said 5, 5.

Whoa.

Got it, frank?

Yeah.

Anybody in here, anybody

Hear me?

Anybody in here?

It's down here, Franco.

All right.

You all right?

Oh...

you OK?

Yeah, I lost my goddamn hook.

You got it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's go in.

You all right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do we do now?

It's got to be north.

Window's on the north side.

Go, it's jammed.

I can't see shit in here.

Me, neither.

Grab a wall.

All right.

What you got in there, Lou?

I got nothing.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Lou!

I'm sinking!

Shit!

Probie!

I think she's OK.

Grab her.

All right.

T, guy's gone.

The kid.

The kid's still got a chance.

OK.

Hey, hurry.

Yeah.

We're stuck.

Where?

We're in a room off the

Hallway we went down.

We're losing air time.

You gotta hurry.

OK.

I'm on my way,

I'm on my way.

Yo, grab him.

Lou, where are you guys?

We're in a room across the

Hallway, t.

It should be facing north.

The windows face north.

Turn on the pass alarm.

All right.

I got you.

T, hurry!

We're almost out of air.

Lou.

Hey.

This way, guys.

Take my spot.

Take my spot.

You all right?

Shit.

I can't find my axe.

I got it.

That's a problem.

Hey, what happened?

I tried getting through on the

Radio.

Everything all right?

Yeah, yeah.

Where the hell is Garrity?

He never left the house.

It's a long story, Chief.

Tom?

It's a mess.

A goddamn mess.

Goddamn doors everywhere.

Everybody get out?

Yeah.

2 dead.

Right.

Any kids?

No, why?

Checking.

You all right?

Yeah, that was fun, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Next best thing to having sex,

Right?

Shoulder's killing me, man.

Hey, I've been meaning to ask

You.

How's Keela?

Ah, you know, they're in

Disneyland for 10 days.

I'm gonna see her when she

Gets back.

Right, right.

I guess that's better than

Nothing, right?

Can you do me a favor?

Can you doublecheck on Lou cause

I'm worried about him.

Yeah.

I'll take care of this shit.

All right.

Hey, man.

You wanna grab a beer after

Work?

I gotta go see my uncle red.

Oh, yeah.

How's he doing?

Face cancer.

Spread to his balls.

How did that happen?

Sucking his own cock.

Too much.

Sorry about tonight, frankie.

Oh, hey, man.

Don't even sweat it, you know

What I mean.

At least you had an idea.

I didn't know which goddamn way

To go.

Yeah.

You know, Lou, you know when

I get stuck like that, there's

Only two people who's lead I'd

Follow in a heartbeat.

That's you and Tommy.

You've saved my ass, goddamn I

Don't even know how many times.

So tonight you didn't.

Yeah.

That's all you gotta say,

Is yeah?

Uh-Huh?

No sweat, man.

Hey, buddy.

Where's the mustard?

Thanks very much.

You know something, pal?

You got to lose, like,

75 pounds.

Seriously, bro.

If I got to pull you out of a

Fire, it's gonna be awful slow

Going.

Juice.

Hey, lady.

Wow, that's a really ugly baby.

I mean, I'm sure she's gonna

Grow up to be a very gorgeous

Person one day, but there's no

Reason why should be showing her

Off in public anytime soon.

OK, bye bye.

Sir.

Sir!

Yes?

You have to pay.

No, no. It's OK.

I'm a fireman.

With 62 truck.

We already don't get paid enough

As it is.

And God forbid this store catch

On fire, I would be the one to

Run in here and save all of you.

So, I mean, I think

The least that you can do is

Offer me some free food, you

Know, as reward.

OK, and buddy, that comb over,

It's not fooling anyone.

Good luck, God bless.

Good night, new York.

Hey, what's up, man?

This your car?

Yeah, it's cool, right?

Sorry?

The car.

It's cool, right?

You know what color that is?

Copper.

Hey, what you

Writing there?

A ticket.

Wow.

You can write those?

Yeah.

Do me a favor.

Will you write me 2 tickets to

The u2 concert at the garden?

I love u2.

2.

My mom and my sister.

My mom loves Bono because of the

Whole world hunger thing.

Actually, my mom's... will you

Write us 12?

12 tickets?

What?

Whoa, hey.

Cool gun.

Put your hands behind your

Head.

Oh, my God.

I got a, uh, Jesus, I don't

Know what else to call it.

A zombie over here.

Hey, I'll call you tomorrow,

Bro.

Take some candy.

They're giving it away.

I never heard you guys so

Quiet.

What the hell happened in there?

Nothing.

It was a little messy,

That's all.

What the hell?

Who are you?

You bill?

No, no I'm not bill.

Oh, you must be otis.

Otis?

Who the hell is otis?

Goddamn it, Sean.

You're nacho.

That's right, asshole.

Who the hell was that?

I think that was my new

Boyfriend.

What's going on, officer?

A man wearing a tee-Shirt

That had a ladder 62 FDNY logo

On it doubleparked over at the

Supermarket, and he, uh, I don't

Know how else to say this, he

Looked like, uh, like a zombie.

A zombie.

He stole food and candy.

He was really scary.

And he told me, told me I should

Lose weight.

He called my baby ugly.

What he say to you?

He made fun of my hair.

Well, look, you know, we're

All pretty much accounted for

Here except for Garrity is

Upstairs sleeping in the

Bunkroom.

You sure about that?

Yeah, he took 4 sleeping

Pills.

Accidentally, Chief, and he's

Gonna be sleeping until the

Middle of next week, at least.

And he's been accused of a lot

Of things, in the course of his

Life, but being a brutally

Honest, scary looking, walk the

Earth type of zombie.

It's a little bit off his list.

No offense, folks, you know?

Hey, guys.

Look what I got.

A bunny.

It's cool, right?

I always wanted a bunny.

Hey, bro, you know what?

I'm gonna need 2 more tickets to

That u2 concert.

Turns out my dad and my stepmom

Are huge fans.

Mostly my stepmom.

She's my age, my dad's, like,

60, so it's kind of creepy,

Actually when you think about

It.

I'm gonna go find this guy some

Carrots.

Hey...

some fireman from this house

Just took my...

yeah, let me guess.

He just stole a bunny rabbit,

Right?

It's here.

Yeah.

You're gonna love this.

You remember shirley cappacona,

The blonde with the big tits who

Used to hang out with Janet and

Sheila and they always used to

Make fun of me and all those

Girls, and they all hated me?

Yeah.

Well, she's a hostess at a

Shitty, little Italian place.

She's working tonight.

She knows all about you and

Janet and Johnny and me.

And?

So, we show up there, we

Totally act like we're together.

By 11 o'clock tonight, she can't

Keep her hands off the phone.

Johnny and Janet are cursing our

Souls to eternal hell.

You know, let me think about

It.

It sounds like it might be...

hey, I made a 10 o'clock

Reservation.

Get your skinny, little ass over

Here.

Pronto.

OK.

Sean of the dead?

Goddamn that's good dip.

Yeah.

Hey, are you on your

Way home?

What do you mean?

For what?

Well, your dad's drunk.

Again.

And he's asleep.

But I was thinking since you're

Off tonight that, um, maybe we

Might talk.

For what?

I don't know.

Whatever.

You.

Us.

Your crying jags.

Jag, jag?

OK, it was one time.

Uh-Huh.

Jags.

Listen, Tommy...

I went through this.

OK?

It comes in waves.

I used to fall apart in the

Cereal aisle in the grocery

Store for 2 years after 9/11.

Or in the car out of the blue,

Or in the shower.

I used to talk to people about

It.

I talked to my therapist and to

My psychic.

Yeah, right.

The lesbo.

Look, you gotta talk about

This or it ain't gonna go away.

You know, I'm running late

Here.

I gotta get home,

All right?

I think you have a date, and

You don't want to tell me

About it.

What?

And let me tell you

Something, I could give less of

A shit because I got stuff going

On in that department, too.

I got dates of my own.

Is that so?

Like what?

Like, uh, oh, Tony scaluso.

What, the weightlifter,

Steroid guy?

I went out with him last

Night.

We had dinner.

And he is a total asshole, but

The body on him.

You slept with him?

Oh!

That's none of your business.

Who else?

You really want to get into

This?

L... I got to go.

You're what, you're sleeping

Around now?

Sampling.

I'm sampling.

You?

Gotta go.

Hey.

Come in, come in.

I think we better rehearse.

Rehearse?

What we're gonna do.

OK, sit down.

All right.

Um, so we're gonna start like

This, right?

OK.

We order appetizers and our

Wine, in your case, water, OK?

Right.

Wine comes, we sip, we talk,

We laugh.

And then, you take this hand,

And then you put it here.

Oh, OK.

Then, I lean in and I laugh.

Ha ha ha.

And I put this hand here.

Then you lean in, and you

Whisper something that I find

Very sexy.

OK.

And then you kiss me.

OK.

OK, go ahead.

Uh, go ahead?

Go ahead, kiss me.

Oh, OK.

Um...

uh...

hey.

What kind of pussy kiss was

That?

You have to kiss me like you

Mean it.

L-L-I OK.

You know what?

Linger a little.

OK.

Linger.

Tommy, you want to make it

Look real, right?

Yes, yes.

OK.

All right, so, here I go.

Oh, you're good at this.

OK.

That's good.

Um, yes.

The third time that you kiss

Me...

oh, there's three.

There's four.

There's five actually if you

Count the deep tongue kiss with

The mutual groping and the tit

Rub on the sidewalk after we

Leave.

But the third time that you kiss

Me, grab my ass a little.

OK.

Define a little.

OK, so you kiss me again.

This is the third kiss?

Yeah.

Kiss, linger, hand behind the

Head, ass grab.

OK.

Got it.

All right.

Mmm.

Oh, oh, oh.

You are good at this.

This is gonna be fun.

Yes, yes.

OK!

Do you want to try the

Sidewalk tit rub thing?

Uh, no.

I'll explain it to you in the

Car.

OK, OK.

Hello.

Hey, it's me.

Hey, you on your way?

Uh, well, we had a situation

Here and Garrity's kind of

Messed up.

And the Chief asked me to cover

For him.

Goddamnit.

I gotta work.

Mike, I was making us

Linguine.

I know, I know.

I'm sorry.

So, they couldn't get someone

Else to cover?

They all got seniority.

Mike, you gotta get out of

That house.

I know.

Christ.

So, when will you be home?

Uh, pretty late.

Like after midnight.

OK.

You pissed?

No, no.

I'll see you then, pal.

We just caught a break, big

Boy.

So, cancer.

My face, my balls, that's it.

Face and balls.

That's pretty serious.

Hey, my age, face and balls

Is the least important part of

My life.

Mouth, ass, legs, hands.

In that order, my friend.

I gotta eat, I gotta shit, and I

Gotta walk.

I gotta pick stuff up.

Otherwise, the rest of me is

Pretty much cancer friendly.

No vodka, red?

Vodka's for fags and women.

Real irishmen drink whiskey.

Get that in you.

Beer chaser?

It's dark out, for Christ's

Sake.

So, what's eating you?

I screwed up tonight.

I lost my bearings.

I almost took me and Franco out.

Tommy had to save our asses.

That's why we have tommys.

No, it's me.

I've been drinking too much.

Thinking about this broad who

Screwed me over.

I miss my ex-Wife.

Who seems all too happy, by the

Way.

I don't know.

Drink your drink.

We're going out.

Going out where?

You'll see.

Listen to me, kid.

I was a fireman for 50 goddamn

Years. A real fireman.

Before Scott packs and oxygen

Masks and all this over goddamn

Pussy breathing apparatus

Bullshit.

We went into a fire with a

Cigarette in one hand and a

Halligan in the other.

And I know a sorry for

Yourself story when I hear one.

I'm taking you downtown.

Refill my glass.

You look great, shirl.

So do you.

And you, too, Tommy.

Oh, thanks, shirl.

I can't believe you guys just

Happened to stop in here.

Oh, you know, well, we were

Just in the neighborhood, and,

Uh, we were thinking Italian.

How's Tony?

Oh, he's great.

Our 25 year anniversary's coming

Up next month.

Wow.

Well, that's great.

I know.

I know.

So try the spaghetti bolognese.

It's heaven.

Thanks, shirl.

Thank you, shirl.

It's really busy in here.

We might have to go right into

Ass grab mode.

Really?

Yeah, yeah.

Look around.

The place is jammed.

Phone's ringing off the hook.

Kiss me.

Now?

Yeah.

Kiss, linger, ass grab. Now.

OK.

Perfect.

Really?

You see her face?

No, I was a little...

busy.

Holy shit.

She's going for the phone.

OK.

OK.

Rub my left thigh.

It could be, uh, just a

Reservation.

I don't think so.

Rub my left thigh.

OK.

Sexier, more subtle.

Oh, OK.

Oh, shit.

She hung up.

It must've been a work call.

Goddamnit.

All right.

I guess I better order.

OK.

Just for our discriminating

Customers, I'm gonna seat you

Guys in the vip section.

Bring us a couple of big

Whiskeys, georgie.

And a cheeseburger.

Lou?

I'm good with the whiskey.

Thanks.

Thanks, georgie.

No problem, red.

Hey, you look great.

As always.

You, too, kid.

No matter what you think, and

Believe me, every fireman at

Some point in his career gets

The jangle.

That little bit of nervous wreck

That hits you right in the ball

Sack.

It's normal.

If you don't feel it, that's

When you should start to worry.

But you are making a difference

Every goddamn day.

Not today I didn't.

OK, not every day.

But most days.

You pull on those boots, that

Gear, you jump on the rig

Tomorrow, maybe that's the day.

Thanks, georgie.

It's my treat, by the way.

Bullshit.

When have you ever paid for

Anything in this joint?

Shut up and drink, old man.

All right, so let's cut to

The Chase.

You remember when you were a

Teenager?

I used to tell you about that

Kid got trapped in a tenement

Fire in the bronx?

Burned all over his legs?

Out cold?

I pulled him out.

Only reason I found him was I

Took a wrong turn, I smelled

Flesh burning, it was coming

From under the bed.

He was in a coma for over a

Month.

I visited him in the hospital.

Yeah, I know it was a big

Fire.

It was in all the papers.

Pictures of it.

My mother had it up on the

Mantle.

Right. That kid?

That was georgie.

I don't take a wrong turn that

Day, georgie ain't cooking me

This cheeseburger tonight.

Somebody else might heig

M. Vehi

Might've, woulde, w could've.

You can't re-Write history, my

Friend.

I make a wrong turn that day,

Georgie cooks e cocheeseburgerer

Tonight.

It.

It's that simple.

No bullst. B

T

That in your pipe and smoke

It.

Where's my burger, asshole?

What I w, David copperfield

Ere?

Hang on!

This ck ts.

Really?

Us

E my linguine's pretty good. G

No, no, no.

She's so busy, she's not even

Looking over here.

Oh.

Oh, no.

W

Hat?

. >Ex

He's outside.

I can't believe it.

This guy won't

Let it go.

How did he even know

We were here?

I told you he follows me

Around.

All right.

I'm gonna put an end to this

Right now.

No, Tommy.

I'm telling you, sebastian's

Crazy.

His name is sebastian?

Yeah.

I think I can handle it.

Hey, asshole.

I know who you are.

Yeah?

She's mine.

She loves me.

I got news for you, pal.

She hates your guts, all right?

And I'm gonna tell you something

Else, next time I see you

Around, I'm not calling the

Cops.

I'm gonna kick your

Midget little ass myself.

OK, sebastian?

OK.

That would be the next time you

Have the balls to take her out

On a date.

You got that?

Really?

Yeah.

You got that?

Hey.

He's leaving?

Yeah.

By the way, this guy's tiny.

I've taken bigger shits than

This guy.

I'm telling you, Tommy.

Yeah, yeah.

He knows kung fu.

Ooh, I'm scared.

She's watching us right now.

Oh, really.

Uh-Huh.

She's got the phone

In her hands.

Yeah?

So, kiss...

yeah.

Linger.

Mm-Hmm.

Grope, ass grab, tit rub.

OK, wait a minute.

I forgot.

Grope...

ass grab, tit rub, go ahead.

Uh-Huh.

She's still on the phone.

It's working like a goddamn

Charm.

Second tit rub.

Go.

OK.

She hung up.

All right.

Let's go.

Oh, what about the bill?

No, no, no.

I paid it.

It's OK.

Come on.

Arm in arm.

You are a great kisser.

Oh, my God.

I know.

You, too.

Wait a second.

It's Janet.

Answer it.

Right, right, right.

Yeah.

Uh...

uh...

well, actually, Lou's sleeping

Over at uncle red's tonight.

And, you know, dad's probably

Asleep.

He's asleep by 9:30 every night

When there's five glasses of

Wine in him.

What's up?

How's half an hour?

All right.

I'll see you then.

What, what, what?

She wants to talk, and it

Sounds urgent.

Oh, my God!

This is unbelievable.

Oh, my God.

Goddamn bitch.

He's gonna shit bricks when he

Finds out.

The scumbag.

Come on, come on.

Let's get

Me home.

Oh, right, right, right.

Hey.

Hi.

How you doing?

So, are we alone?

Yeah.

I mean, dad's here, but he's

Dreaming of dead nazis.

How you doing?

Good.

You're not gonna kiss me hello?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Of course.

So how you been?

What?

You pissed about something?

Yeah.

A little.

Wha...

what?

The kiss.

Huh?

Well, is that all you got?

What do you mean?

Holy shit.

Jesus, Janet.

Wow.

Hey...

oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, baby.

Oh...

oh, oh.

Yeah, baby.

Shit.

Wow.

That was great.

Yeah.

I know.

So, listen...

colleen's been in some trouble

At school.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, she called her teacher

A bitch, and she slapped one of

Her classmates.

So they want her to see a

Counselor.

I think it has to do with

Connor.

And you not being around

Anymore.

Right.

It has nothing to do with the

Fact that you're sleeping with

And living with her uncle.

I would really appreciate it

If you went with her to the

First session.

I think Johnny should go.

I think he could really make

Some good use out of some time

With a shrink.

OK, Tommy, it is not a

Shrink.

They help the kids out.

They talk them through things.

You know, like last year when

Colleen's classmate got killed

In that airplane crash.

The counselor helped them talk

Through their grief.

But, you know what, just forget

It.

No, no, no.

You know what?

I'll do it.

I should be spending more time

With her anyway.

That would be nice.

I'll do it.

Thanks.

For the colleen thing or

The...

both.

Payback's a bitch, huh?

Yeah.

Hey.

Can you talk?

There's no way shirley got a

Hold of her.

You sure?

I'm pretty goddamn sure.

Well, she was talking to

Somebody.

I could tell by the

Way she was hawkeyeing us when

We were outside.

Yeah, well.

It wasn't Janet.

I don't know who else it

Could've been.

Well, who else would give

A shit?

No!

No!

No!

No!

You bastard!

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