Original subtitles

What's happening here?

Stay calm my little children!

So...ouch!

Who was it?

It was the dry cleaner's son, Mommy

It's “dryer”! Come on, go to the other room.

Nico! Nico! I can't take it anymore. They're tearing the house down!

Nico, are you ready?

Come on, let's all sit down on the floor.

Quiet! Quiet! Oh, I can't do this anymore!

Thank you, thank you!

Calm, stay calm!

Calm.

Oh look who's here.

Filiberto the cat!

It is a special cat.

It won 1st prize for the mockingbird contest.

But Daddy. How's a cat supposed to win a mockingbird contest?

Because it ate the mockingbird who won the prize in the first place!

I need someone from the kind audience to help me with an experiment of high magic.

Me! Me! Pick me!

No no no.

I would like to have a lady for the number!

I would like to have a lady to help me with an experiment of high magic.

Mal an.“

Angelam

What?! What happened?

Were you asleep?

Me? Asleep? Are you insane?

Here she comes. Let her pass. Applause!

So...

A dice.

I'll put it on the lady's head.

Blue scarf.

Nothing on this side, nothing on this one.

Here.

Here, the lady and the dice.

I'll cover the dice.

And I cover lady, alright?

You can't see the dice, can you?

Here it goes!

High magic...

Someone's here, who do you think it is?

I don't know, turn around!

I'll go, Mom.

Happy birthday, Rocky

Thank you.

It's nothing.

Daddy! The pain in the ass is here!

Rocky, watch the language!

I am Chief Trentini!

I know, but Daddy always says you're a pain in the ass.

Ah, good boy.

Trenti' did you come here to screw with me again?

See?

Look Nico, please keep such nice words for someone else.

Oh don't get mad. I'm just saying you are a pain in the ass.

Nico, please come and finish the games. I can't stand these kids anymore.

Sorry Ma'am, but I need to talk to him about some very urgent stuff.

I took a day off for my son's birthday.

Which I never granted. Also, what's with the costume?

I'm doing this for the kids.

Ok Nico, but have a little dignity. You are a police officer.

Did you forget when you dressed up like a Hawaiian dancer for your daughter's birthday?

Ok but what does it have to do with this?

I didn't even want to come, I tried to phone.

But your phone's a mess. The line's always busy.

Do you mistake the phone for a nutcracker? Go play in the other room, will you?

Can't we talk tomorrow?

No, tomorrow's not good, not good at all.

There's an important meeting at the Board for...

Be good! Be good!

I was saying...

I can't hear jack shit.

Let's go over there.

Maybe the restroom's better. Come with me.

Hey! They're talking about some important stuff! Quit it!

Be good! Stay quiet! I'll be right back! Watch your hands

Nico, where should we sit?

Well, since you surely will tell me some crap sit on the toilet!

Ah, look Nico. We got another body on the Highway.

A truck driver. A certain Taruscio.

He had a load of medical supplies.

So?

So I went to the Chief of the Police.

He wants some results, and he wants them now.

So I thought...

Hold on, hold on. Do you think, I get involved and do all the work?

Hey what do you want? Don't joke around!

I'm not joking! I've had enough Trenti'!

I'm forty! I'm tired! I have family, and I want to spend time with my son.

I want holidays and you always screw me up!

Hold it! Let me finish.

You could act like a truck driver to get into the loop and then investigate.

This should be easy for you!

You have to find the murderer,

those plotting in the shadows,

who are the leaders

and who's the boss.

Just a trifle then.

Come on, you've done better in the past

Oh, what do you want?

I have to poop. - Ah, go poop.

Naturally you can't keep in touch with anybody for some time.

Neither with us, nor with your family.

Wow.

You wanna know who you will be?

Eh!

Luigi Rossi.

Luigi Rossi?

And you wanna know where you're supposed to work?

Eh!

You'll work at the Velox shipping company.

Velox... so let's recap.

I won't be allowed to be around anybody Not you, not my family. - Nobody.

I get it.

And... - and your name is... - Luigi Rossi.

Luigi Rossi. - And I will work for Velox.

Perfect! Here,

Here is your ID.

And this is $ 73,50 US for expenses.

Wow, I won the lottery.

Nico, don't mess around or I'll report it.

Look you have it all set up. You just did it all by yourself.

Trenti' can I ask you something? - Yes

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I am Chief Trentini!

Hey, this is the voice of innocence!

Hi Gianluca.

Daddy, this is Gianluca, my classmate.

Hi Gianluca.

And he's his father. He's very rich, he's not a poor devil like us.

Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.

You're Rocky's Dad? My son always talks about Rocky's father who works in the Police.

You know, they have a Villa with a pool.

And he even has a personal helicopter.

Wow.

Well I...I work hard to afford all these things.

He works hard, you see?

That's why he has all that money. - Why do you have a beard?

Well, since I can't afford an helicopter, at least I have a beard.

But does he have a gun?

Sure he does!

Daddy show it to him.

No that's not possible. Also I have to go now.

Daddy has to leave for two or three months.

And you have to be a good boy.

You have to listen to Mom because you are the man in the house, ok?

Take care.

I get to sit on the big couch then and Mom will take my shoes off and put slippers on.

That'd be exaggerated! You'll have to help Mom.

Bye, give me a kiss. - Bye.

Bye Gianluca.

Bye Daddy!

Be a good boy. - Come back soon! Bye!

You are a very good man, aren't you?

You've got a Villa, you've got a helicopter. You've got such a car...

And yet you send your son to a public school.

I have to say quite impressive! It doesn't happen everyday.

He's going to become leader of this company.

And I want him to learn there. On public school's desks

Wonderful, wonderful...

I haven't been able to go to school.

Well there's still time if you want to. There are adults' schools.

I did go as an adult, but they threw me out.

Why's that?

I banged the teacher!

Bye, see you. - See you! Bye!

I read somewhere when you talk to a deaf person

you really understand it takes only few words that are worth saying.

I need to say to you one of those things.

What's that?

I can't say it that like this. It would look like I'm selling artichockes at the street market!

Actually the presence of some other person wasn't planned.

For me a dinner invitation wasn't planned.

Here's what you can do: Take the rock singer with you.

He may not be an attractive woman, but at least he's patriotic.

Ah finally!

Here, give it to me, I'll keep it for you.

Yes please.

I made it, see?

You're so cute.

Say it again.

What?

Say it again.

What do you do now?

You mean what do WE do?

We? - Yeah.

I don't know, we could go to a restaurant

But I have to leave early for Cremona tomorrow.

You mean WE leave for Cremona.

I'm ok with it, but I don't know...

I don't see how someone who won 1st prize at “New Voices Festival”

travels on a truck full of bucatini pasta and razor clams.

It's better this way, I'd like to avoid some bad encounters.

I'd say you already had the worst encounter.

What now?

I was thinking of a friend of mine.

What's with him?

Nothing.

He just lost his mind.

He's brain-dead.

He fell for some younger girls.

He's even married, he has a wife and a son.

He's not a kid.

His hair is starting to turn grey.

His belly...

is growing because he eats way too much garlic spaghetti... lots of it.

Eh...it's serious.

So what's with the drama?

It's that he can't leave his wife and son.

Look, I can't read palms, but I do read eyes.

Your friend's name is Luigi Rossi, isn't it?

Ah here we are.

His name is Luigi Rossi.

He's a truck driver and an asshole.

I can go if you want to.

I don't want you to leave.

Come.

5000.

5000.

Call.

Me too.

3 queens.

I can put my 3 tens up in my pockets.

Pairs are useless.

I started with 2 Nines and it stayed like this.

If nobody lends me any money I can't play anymore.

Come on, I'll do it for you. Pick the cards.

The match's turning around.

Alright.

Guys, I'm out of money again, now if nobody gives me a credit...

Come on. I said I'll give it to you. Here, keep playing.

5000.

5000. - Call.

Just a minute.

How many cards?

Give me two.

Deal.

5000 more.

Plus 5000.

I'll pass.

Pass, fuck.

Pot's mine, excuse me...

Let's continue.

What? I'll have to sell my stick shift!

How much do I owe you?

300.000

When am I supposed to give it back to you?

There's no rush.

Next time you come back here we'll meet and you'll give it back to me, ok?

You're so unlucky.

It's not me, it's you.

You're so lucky, it's not even funny!