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Zoey.

Miles, can you say Zoey?

He cannot.
He's a baby.

Zoey.

Oh, see, Grandma can do it.

Will you please bring
me that carafe?

What's with
the fancy plates today?

Did you forget?

Tonight is the first night
of your birthday week.

It's not a thing.

Even if it was a thing,

I don't need a whole week.

I don't need a whole day.

It's so soon after Dad,
I don't...

I don't want people
making a fuss over me.

You're turning 30.

It is a big deal.

And you know what your
father would say

if he were here right now.

- Bigger moments, bigger memories.
- Bigger moments, bigger memories.

That is correct.

I'm sure he'd be

setting up
the fireworks display

and hiring a marching band.

Putting a jumpy castle
up in the backyard.

Yeah, that was
the best 21st birthday

a boy could ever ask for.

- Okay, you know what?
- I guess it wouldn't be

the worse idea
to honor his legacy

with an engagement
that some might classify

- as a party.
- Yes!

Okay, I'm thinking
something like

the parties you and Dad
used to throw.

- Hmm.
- Can we do it here?

- Yes, yes. Absolutely.
- I would love that.

We can hire a caterer,
and maybe set up a bar

in the dining room.

- Thank you.
- I'll do the flowers, and...

if all this sounds okay to you.

It actually sounds
kind of great.

Hey, so, uh...

How do you plan on
filling this place?

I mean,
it's a pretty big house,

and don't you have,
like, six friends?

Excuse you, me.

I have a lot of close
relations I'll be inviting

to this party.

In fact,

I might have to limit
the guest list.

Hey, Alicia.

You don't happen to
have plans Saturday night,

do you?

I didn't know
you knew my name.

Of course I do.

Hey, you want to come
to my birthday party?

It's not my actual birthday.
That's the next day.

But Saturday is historically

the hottest party night
of the week.

So, you in?

As like a caterer
or something?

No, as one of my main peeps.

Oh, okay. Yeah, sure,
I'll come to your party.

Great.

Morning.

What are we smiling about?

"Tech Assurance Weekly"
just came out

with their annual list

of the most influential voices
in tech,

and you are looking at
influential voice number 27.

Whoa.

That is huge!
Congratulations.

- Thank you. It's cool.
- Tatiana put me up for it.

She's pretty much been acting
like my publicist these days.

So, I know
you're really popular...

- I mean...
- But please tell me,

you don't have
a "Save the World" gala

on Saturday night, because I'm
having a 30th birthday party.

So feel free to save
the world any other night

but that night, please.

See if we can accommodate,
um...

moving saving the world
to next week.

Free now.

Can't wait.

Thank you.

I have two announcements.

First, I'm having
a birthday party on Saturday.

You all should be
receiving invitations shortly.

Quick party-related question.

What man-to-lady ratio
are we talking about?

Depends on how many
women you invite.

On it.

Announcement number two

comes from
Danny Michael Davis himself.

He wants us to "turn the page"

and move into
a new chapter at Sprqpoint

by revamping
our signature phone.

He's opened up the pitches
to the entire company,

but how amazing
would it be if the new idea

came from engineering?

Whoa, whoa. Leif's at a
birding conference all week.

How can we do
this without him?

- Easily.
- My Robot Wars Team

brought home the Golden
Sprocket three years in a row.

I can think of something.

So can I.

I'm actually thinking
of something right now.

Well, I look forward to
seeing what you come up with,

and also to seeing all of you

at my party.

Thank you for coming
on such short notice.

We are newly committed
to fire safety

here at Maximo,

and we felt it best
to add another alarm.

Thoughts?

You're good to go.

But you probably didn't need
a certified fire marshal

to come all the way
out here for that.

Better safe than sorry,
right?

It is.

But if what you really wanted
was to see me again,

you could have just asked
me on a proper date.

Huh.

Could have done that.

I would have said yes.

Hope to hear from you soon.

You look happy.

I just love a hot man
with a clipboard.

My God. Mm.

- Is that a thing?
- Mm-hmm.

There she is,
almost-birthday girl.

What are we doing this year,
huh?

Going back to the Exploratorium

where more people
could judge us

for not being there
with a child?

- Okay, not this year.
- This year...

I've decided to throw
a big blow-out party.

But it's going to
be very tasteful.

- Wow.
- Max, hi.

Oh, oh, one second.

- Hi, hey.
- Hi.

- I'm so sorry.
- I'm so late.

You're not going to
believe what happened to me.

- Tell me.
- Okay. So I thought I was

getting on the 580,
but I was getting on the 280.

So then I ended up on the
wrong side of the Bay Bridge...

- Oh, my God.
- Right?

And then this really nice
hippie gave me directions

and this worry stone.

- Any takers?
- Me!

Ooh, Mo. Cute top.
Nice to meet you.

Put this directly
in your cubby.

- You know why.
- Yes, please.

Rose, this is my uh...

This is Zoey,

and Zoey, this is Rosanna.

Or Rose. We went to
sleepaway camp together.

We did. For six summers,
and he had a giant crush on me.

Oh, wow, you don't say?

Okay, settle down.

I believe it was
a mutual crush,

and I'm not the one who
went on a night hike with...

What was his name again?

- The tall kid.
- Yeah, with the...

- Josh Goldstein. - Josh Goldstein.
- Yes!

He's in jail now.

Oh, cool.

So, how do you two
know each other?

Oh, Max and I
met at Sprqpoint.

We actually started on
the same day, and...

It's actually kind of
a funny story.

Come over here.

All right.
I'll wait.

♪

♪ All you got
is this moment ♪

♪ The twenty-first
century's yesterday ♪

♪ You can care all you want

♪ Everybody does
yeah that's okay yeah ♪

♪ So slide over here

♪ And give me a moment

♪ Your moves are so raw

♪ I've got to let you know

♪ I've got to
let you know ♪

♪ You're one of my kind

I can do that.

♪ I need you tonight

♪ 'Cause I'm not sleepin'

♪ There's something
about you girl ♪

♪ That makes me sweat

- ♪ So slide over here ♪
- ♪ So slide over here ♪

♪ And give me a moment

♪ I've got to let you know

♪ I've got to
let you know ♪

♪ You're one of my kind

Uh, sorry.

But, where was I?

Oh, right.
Um...

Max and I have been friends,
you know, and stuff,

ever since.

Great.

We were just gonna
grab a table

and get some dinner,
if you want to join us.

No, thank you, um...

I have a lot of big
party planning to do.

Well, it was really
nice to meet you, Zoey.

You too.

I've got us
the best table they had.

No big deal, right?

And the biggest chair.

Is it just me,
or does it seem

like those two are
really trying to...

I don't know what
the worst part was.

How they sang together,
or how they...

Danced together.

Or, how Max looked at her

when they were singing
and dancing together.

Mm, I get it.

I hate when I see white
people dance, too.

But when's the last
time you and Max

talked about
your relationship status?

What are you talking about?

Well, clearly he's
thinking of somebody else,

and to be fair, you've also
been thinking of somebody else.

- I have?
- Who?

What about that cute
Australian boy toy of yours?

- Okay.
- We're just friends.

And there's not
a day that goes by

that you and Simon
don't do that

- little dance you do.
- What is your point?

Okay, defensive.

I'm just saying that you can
vibe with whoever

you want to vibe with,
I mean,

what are the rules
on your... pause?

There aren't any

that I'm aware of?

So you're mad at Max because

he broke rules
that don't exist?

I'm not mad.

I am maybe a little
bit surprised

that he had those feelings
for someone else.

Oh, so you thought
he was gonna sit around

and wait for you
to make a decision?

Sounds unfair
when you put it like that.

I'm just gonna text
him right now,

and I'm gonna see
where we stand.

Actually, I should do
it in person, right?

That's the...

mature...

30-year-old way
to do it, right?

Girl,
why are you asking me?

I'm still basking
in my 20-somethings.

20 what, exactly?

You know, I've lied
about it so often,

I don't remember either.
Bye.

♪

Yes, yes.

That was totally hot.
That was a hot jam.

Wow. Sorry I flamed out
a bit there at the end.

Just uh...

my wife and I had a...
long night...

In the bedroom.

Look, we're happy

you're getting
some from your wife,

but you don't have to
keep telling us.

Oh.

Sorry, I was just
trying to express

that, like, this band is

like a really good thing
for my marriage.

We're gonna go get
some fresh air.

Yeah, it's just uh...

it's unnecessarily crass,
man.

No, I hear that.

Yeah.

Hey, man. Aiden,
that's a really catchy tune.

Hey, thanks, man.

I've been writing
a lot of music lately.

Always happens whenever
I've been feeling rejected.

Oh, no. What happened?

This girl
just got up in my head,

and I...

We definitely shouldn't
talk about it.

Uh, no. We absolutely should
be talking about this.

This is where all
the best songs come from.

This is real heartbreak.

This is the stuff.
This is what you want, man.

You want to dig in there,
so tell me everything.

Okay, so...

we were kind of vibing...

Yeah, uh-huh.

And then, she ghosted me.

Oh...

I just can't stop
thinking about her, man.

Her hips, her lips...

Her fingertips.

Yeah.

- Yes, and it rhymes!
- Yeah.

- That's how I got there.
- Um...

- What's uh, what's next?
- Let's, uh...

Let's dig deeper. Let's get in
there deep, you know?

- No, I, um...
- I write alone.

Okay. Well, I can just...

You know,
just be here for energy

and you can feed off of it.

Actually, you know what?

You do that, and I'm gonna
just go see the other guys.

See what they're up to.

Come in, it's open.

Ooh, hummus and baby carrots.

I brought some ginger ale,
whiskey, and chamomile tea

because your "Let's have
a mature conversation about

our relationship" text
kind of threw me a little.

Sorry. Didn't mean to
make it sound so formal.

I just feel like

we should talk about where

things stand between us,

what the rules
of engagement are

for our current pause
and, you know,

just make sure we're
following the same protocols.

Okay. This feels natural.

Is there any particular reason?

Well, I heard you
sing a heart song

last night at Maximo's.

A sexy duet with Rose.

Rose and I sang together?

Yeah, so...

clearly you guys have feelings
for each other, right?

Uh, I don't know.

This is all news to me,

and honestly, I'm still trying
to figure it out,

but, as usual,
you've already downloaded

my innermost thoughts
right into your brain,

so, uh, also...
Why are you even asking me?

Are you ready to
stop our pause?

'Cause I'm happy to
have that conversation,

but if not, then I don't
know what we're doing here.

I'm just trying to make sure
that we're not messing it up,

you know, messing us up...
I think that it's important

for both of us to be clear
about our expectations

when it comes to other people
right now.

Okay, what other people
are in your world now, Zoey?

Just... okay, well, I had

this one flirty

thing with this neighbor kid.

He's not a kid exactly,

but also a thing is way
too strong of a word.

It was actually
basically nothing

now that I'm talking about it,
but, um,

in the spirit
of this honest conversation

I feel like I should
mention that

maybe I'm starting to
have feelings

for Simon again.

I'm sorry, what?

Nothing has happened,
and I'm...

I don't know
if anything will happen

I don't like
the sound of that.

Well, it's not about

what you like, Max.

It's... I'm just...
I'm trying to be mature

and be honest with you
about what I'm feeling.

You know,
saying the word mature

doesn't suddenly
make you more mature.

Well, raising your voice

doesn't suddenly mean
that you're right.

Okay, fine then, uh...

Thank you so much
for inviting me over

to clarify our rules of
engagement

just so you could find an
excuse to run off at Simon.

That's not what I'm doing.

Then you're just, what,
ambushing me with

my own emotions right now?

Okay, well, what am
I supposed to do?

Never talk to you again just in
case you sing a heart song?

I don't know,

but I'm so tired of storming
out of fights with you,

so I am just going to maturely

walk away.

Zoey, I haven't had
my coffee

or my crustless quiche yet.

I'm gonna cancel my party.

That's a horrible idea.

Maybe the party was
a horrible idea to begin with.

Did you say quiche?

Ugh. You can't cancel.

I've already invited
the hot fire marshal

to be my date.

I thought inviting
the nice grown-up man

to the nice grown-up party
would be a great way

to introduce him to my world.

I'm sorry, but it's just not
the right time.

It's been a terrible year.

I have nothing to celebrate,
and it was stupid to even try.

What did I miss?

The last time I checked, you
were trying to hire a bouncer.

Things totally imploded with
Max last night

and I was so upset that I
spent most of the night

questioning every single life
decision I ever made,

especially the one
that led me

to throwing a giant
30th birthday party.

Smells delicious,
but I'm in no mood to eat.

You are all over the place.

I'm sorry that everything
with you and Max imploded,

but that is no reason
for you to deprive yourself

of a worthy celebration,

and did I mention
hot fire marshal?

Several times, yes, but...

I don't know
what to tell you.

It's not happening.

Okay.

It's delicious.

- Zoey, what's up?
- We got some pictures for you.

Which phone do you like better,

and why is it the Megaphone?

The biggest phone to be
put out in the market.

It's cute to see you get
your hopes up, Tobes,

but she's obviously
gonna prefer my idea.

The Microphone.
She's a micro-person.

I mean that in a nice way.

Oh. Can you just give
me a minute

to weigh in on
this phone battle?

- Yeah-yeah-yeah.
- I am pre-caffeinated.

- Mm-hmm.
- Take your time, but, uh,

now that we're walking,
let me just tell you

a few reasons why
the Megaphone's better.

- What?
- Whoa, what's going on?

Surprise!

Zoey! Zoey! Zoey!

We matched your clothes
with the candy.

And the cake
and the cookies too.

Is this your idea?

I may have started
the email chain.

Wow. Thank you guys for the

cookies, cake, and candy.

This is a great platform
for me to tell you

that my party
has been canceled.

- Aw...
- What? Why?

'Cause I canceled it.

You can't do that.

You told me to work on
the lady ratio,

so I invited all these hot
girls from Tinder.

And I was gonna raid your
mother's medicine cabinet,

but whatever.

Oh, wait. You guys are
actually upset about this?

- I'll be fine.
- Can't promise that a bunch of

hot single ladies aren't gonna
show up at your mom's.

Hey.

So why did you
cancel the party?

- You seemed so excited about it.
- Oh, I was, but yeah, yeah.

I just... I got in
a really big fight

with, um... myself,

and it's
just better this way.

I mean, if you want to spend
your birthday alone

without all of the people
who care about you

who made a whole
candy bar just for you...

Okay, I really
appreciate the candy,

but I'm not taking the bait.

I am, however,
taking these Red Hots.

Mm-hmm.

"Don't Leave Me This Way"
begins...

♪ Don't leave me this way

♪ I can't survive

♪ I can't stay alive

♪ without your love

♪ Oh baby

♪ Don't leave me this way

♪ Ahhhh, baby!

♪ My heart is full of love
and desire for you ♪

♪ Now come on down
and do what you gotta do ♪

♪ You started this fire
down in my soul ♪

♪ Now can't you see
it's burning out of control ♪

♪ Come on,
satisfy the need in me ♪

♪ 'Cause only your good lovin'
can set me free ♪

♪ Set me free, set me free

Okay!

I hear you.

I mean, I understand

you care about
having the party, and...

I really appreciate that,
so, umm...

All right. Party's back on.

I'll see you
all tomorrow night.

Winner, winner,
Tinder dinner.

♪

Where's the Y?

They were sold out.

Also, does she really
need the Y?

- Good point.
- God, I love your brain.

Zoey? Zoey are you down here?

If you two are gonna do that,
do it right.

Go into a closet
for seven minutes.

Does anybody know
where Zoey is?

The guests are gonna
arrive any second.

I think she's still
upstairs getting ready.

Hmm, I wonder
what's taking her so long.

- Hey, honey.
- Just checking-in.

Hey.

What's wrong?

I forgot earrings.

And then I was looking through
this old jewelry box and...

I found the ones that Dad
got me for my sweet 16,

and I just can't stop thinking

about the night he gave
them to me.

I've been thinking
about him all week.

I miss him too,

but I am not gonna let
it get me down,

because tonight
my baby girl is turning 30.

Yep.

Let's...

celebrate after I just
hide under

the blankets for a few hours.

Honey, I would
like nothing more than to

hide under there with you,

but that's not
what's gonna happen tonight.

You know why?

Because I'm more
uncomfortable at parties

than you are.

Come on. Get up.

Here's the thing.

Your Dad loved parties.

So I tried to step outside
my comfort zone for him,

and the truth is,

that some of those parties

turned out to be
my favorite memories.

So,

are we gonna stay up
here and wallow,

or are we going to do
this party Mitch style?

Excuse me?

What are you doing?

I may have already
started drinking.

I'm just
trying to embrace the moment.

Dad would be so proud.

If the phone's too big, then
it's just basically a tablet.

Exactly. No one says
"Hey, I lost my tablet."

It's gotta take up space.

That is literally
manspreading

for your electronics.

If the phone is so big,

I can't tuck it away
when I go out,

or hide it in my bra.

Stop staring
and give me your coat.

Be careful. It's Italian.

No, it's not.

I'll take that.

Okay, now can I tell you
all the reasons

- why the Microphone sucks?
- No.

Nice, huh?

What are you looking for?

Number of exits.

- Force of habit.
- Ah.

Cinderella,
you look stunning.

The hair, the dress,
the shoes.

Come on.
Is that contour?

Thanks, Mo.

Oh, and this is...

- Hot fire marshal?
- Oh, my God, wow.

Mo's told me all about you.

Everything but my name,
apparently.

Hi, I'm Perry.

Nice to meet you.

I'm so happy you're here.

Can I get you two a drink?

No, you go mingle

and make some memories.

We'll get 'em. Come on.

- Hi, Zoe.
- Happy birthday.

Thank you.

- Listen, I've been thinking...
- I was hoping...

- A lot...
- So...

You go. Sorry.

I'm really glad
that you're here.

Yeah, well,

nowhere else I'd rather be, so.

And I brought you
a peace offering,

also known as
a birthday present.

- Can I open it right now?
- Yeah.

Could we just, maybe,
go somewhere private?

Sure. Upstairs?

Sure.

So, I feel like you
should know that I got this

before our fight,
and I almost

didn't bring it because
I was worried

you might think
it was a little bit too much.

Careful. It's heavy.

"A Moment Like This"?

Max, it's...

It's our song.

Well, I would say it's
America's song.

It's perfect.

Thank you.

This means a lot to me.

You mean

a lot to me,

and I want you to know that

if you're having
feelings for Rose...

- Zoey.
- No-no-no-no, it's okay.

The last thing I want
is to hold you back,

so if you want to pursue
something with her,

it would be

it would be wrong of me to...

get in the way.

I appreciate that.

And I guess it would
also be wrong for me to

get in the way of

anything you want.

I don't wanna lose you.

I know that much.

- It's fine.
- Hey, you know what?

We'll figure it out.

Like we always do.

Yeah.

'Cause it's us.

Mm-hmm.

We got this, right?

Right.

I'm glad we had
this mature talk.

In my childhood bedroom.

Where we did it.

- Okay.
- Sorry.

Well,
we were both thinking it.

Let's go downstairs,
where we also did it.

Please tell me there are
goody bags at least?

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Welcome.
- Hey, Zoey. Hey, Max.

- Hey.
- Happy birthday.

- I love your earrings.
- Oh, thank you.

My dad gave them to me.
He's dead now.

Anyway, I'm so glad
that you are here

at my party.

Obviously you know
where you are,

because you came
here on purpose

together, which is great,

and, um, awesome.

So I'm just gonna
go check on the drinks

and food.
A lot of both.

You know, you should have them.
We all should.

Okay, now seems
like a good time...

Hey. What is happening

with Tatiana and Simon?

Child, I literally
couldn't tell you.

I'm too busy focused on
my own love life.

Oh, right, right, right.

Um, how are things
going with Perry?

I'm not sure.

He plays it super cool,
which I love,

but also, almost too cool,
which I hate.

It's fine.

If he doesn't want to
tell me how he feels,

then I won't tell
him how I feel.

- Hm.
- Oh.

She's All That's
"Kiss Me" begins...

♪ Kiss me

♪ Out of the bearded barley

♪ Nightly

♪ Beside the green,
green grass ♪

♪ Swing, swing

♪ Swing the spinning step

♪ You wear those shoes
and I will ♪

♪ Wear that dress

♪ Oh, kiss me

♪ Beneath the milky twilight

♪ Lead me

♪ Out on the moonlit floor

♪ Lift your open hand

♪ Strike up the band and make
the fireflies dance ♪

♪ Silver moon's sparkling

- ♪ So kiss me
- ♪ So kiss me

♪ Kiss me

♪ Down by
the broken tree house ♪

♪ Swing me

♪ Upon its hanging tire

♪ Bring, bring

♪ Bring your flowered hat

♪ We'll take the trail
marked on your father's map ♪

- ♪ Oh, kiss me - ♪ Oh, kiss me
- ♪ Oh, kiss me - ♪ Oh, kiss me

♪ Beneath the milky twilight

♪ Lead me

♪ Out on the moonlit floor

♪ Lift your open hand

♪ Strike up the band and make
the fireflies dance ♪

♪ Silver moon's sparkling

♪ So kiss me

♪ Kiss me

♪ Beneath the milky twilight

♪ Lead me

♪ Out on the moonlit floor

♪ Lift your open hand

♪ Strike up the band and make
the fireflies dance ♪

♪ Silver moon's sparkling

♪ So kiss me

♪ So kiss me

♪ So kiss me

You want to kiss Perry.
Perry wants to kiss you.

- I think you're good.
- How do you know this?

Did we sing?
What did we sing?

Luther, Stevie, Chaka?

- Who?
- There was "bearded barleys."

So I'm gonna say no.

Look, I am really happy

for you two
and everyone else

in this house
who wants to kiss someone,

but... it is my birthday,

and I can't believe
I'm saying this,

but how come no one's
singing to me?

I can't believe all this
time I thought you spelled

- your name with a Y.
- Speaking of Y,

why haven't you Tinder ladies
shown up yet?

Probably because
they're Russian bots.

- You're a Russian bot.
- No.

Thank you all for

being here tonight to celebrate

my beautiful,
brilliant daughter, Zoey.

My husband always told me,

"If you have
to make a speech,

"you should keep it brief,

and speak from the heart."

So, Zoey,

I love you,

I like you,

and I'm so very proud

to be your mom.

Now, they have
given me the task

of introducing a surprise,

so everyone,
wave your hands in the air

like you care for our
special musical guest.

Take it away, boys.

G'day, everyone.

Zoey, happy birthday.

One, two, three.

♪ In my dreams,
she comes to me ♪

♪ She's the one
that set me free ♪

♪ And I crave her
all the time ♪

♪ I crave her

♪ I rock and roll
all night ♪

♪ And make her

♪ Mine

♪ What a babe,
inside my head ♪

♪ Inside my head

♪ She's got me here

- ♪ Seeing red - ♪ Seeing red
- ♪ Seeing red - ♪ Seeing red

♪ And I crave her
all the time ♪

- ♪ I crave her - ♪ I crave her
- ♪ I crave her - ♪ I crave her

♪ Next door ginger,
come be mine ♪

- ♪ I'll save ya - ♪ I'll save ya
- ♪ I'll save ya - ♪ I'll save ya

Oh, my God.

Well, at least somebody's
singing to you.

♪ Frozen love
inside my head ♪

♪ You got me
♪ You got me

- ♪ Seeing red - ♪ Seeing red
- ♪ Seeing red - ♪ Seeing red

♪ Your lips, your hips

♪ My fingertips

- ♪ Let's stop this dance
- ♪ Let's stop this dance

♪ And take off our shirts
and pants ♪

- ♪ Ginger, ginger
- ♪ Come with me

- ♪ Neighbor, Neighbor
- ♪ Set me free

♪ She rips my soul,
she's my one and only goal ♪

♪ I am under your control

♪ You and me, smoke a bowl

♪ My heart is what you stole

♪ Come on, Zoey

♪ Make me whole

Allllll right.

Let's give it up for the band.

Hey, I didn't see
you sneak off.

Zoey said they're
about to do the cake,

and so how about after that

you and I make our exit?

That sounds

so great, but...

I should actually probably go
in a minute or so.

I got to go pick up something

from my ex-husband.

Hm, I don't think
I've ever dated

a divorced guy before.

Turns out this is the
flip-side of marriage equality.

So what are you picking up?

Oh, just... my kids.

As in little baby goats?

As in humans
who are nine and seven.

Oh!

Interesting.

It's not something
I usually bring up

right away,
but unless I like someone.

Is that an issue for you?

No. You liking me?

I like that part.

Well, the kids and I
are kind of a package deal,

and I'm in a stage of
my life where I'm

not just looking for some
hook-up.

So... you have my number.

Feel free to call me

if I didn't just
scare you away.

- Hey.
- So,

what did you think of my song?

It was flattering.

Maybe not the best choice
for my birthday party, friend.

Yeah, well, I just

wanted to let you
know how I felt.

Uh-huh.

Ever since that day together,
I just...

can't stop thinking about you.

And this probably
makes no sense to you,

I just keep having these
melodies in my head.

I feel like
I'm being haunted by music.

- Wow.
- Yeah, that's...

wild.

- So, we you gonna...
- It's not gonna happen.

Right, 'cause your friends
are all here

and you have to play host.
I get it.

- Call me later.
- No, no.

We're... not

going to happen.

You are a very free-spirited

young man, and I am...

About to be 30, so we're just
in different places.

Right.

Kay.

Very well.

Ah, um,

good luck finding another
Australian boyfriend

who plays guitar
and has this hair.

Happy birthday to you...

No!

That's okay.

I just don't need any
more singing right now,

but thank you all so
very much

for being here tonight
and celebrating with me.

- Thanks for having us, Zoe.
- Bye.

- Happy birthday again.
- Great, great party.

Hey, um, thank you
for coming.

Where's Simon?

Didn't you two
come here together?

We did, but now I'm gonna
meet a late night Bumble date,

and if he's not 6'4"
like his profile says he is,

I'm just gonna
head straight home.

Wait, wait, wait, so...

There's nothing romantic going
on with you and Simon?

Ah...

Well, I mean,
look at that face.

Who wouldn't want to
kiss that man?

But no. We are just friends.

Besides, I think there
might be someone else

that he's interested in

that's not me.

Good night, Zoey.

I mean,
I still don't understand

how you didn't realize it
was a creepy lust anthem

about your sister.

I thought the
girl's name was Ginger, okay?

And he didn't sing that
ending until tonight.

Honestly, that song's
still stuck in my head.

- Oh, thank you.
- You know, I actually

contributed some of the rhymes.

I hope
you're not talking about

what I think
you're talking about.

I am so sorry.

Hey, Em, I know this
is upsetting to you

because I know you
love musicians, but I...

you know,
I think I have to quit.

- You do.
- Yeah.

But maybe you could
start your own band?

- Mm.
- With people a little closer

to your age.

You thinking dad band?

I wasn't 'til you
called it that.

Oh, here. Let me help
you with one of these.

Yeah, come on dad band.
Okay.

Hi.

Hi.

You have a good time tonight?

Yeah, I mean
it was fun, right?

I feel like my dad
would have loved it.

I mean, what's not to love?

I'm glad you're still here.

- Of course.
- I... would not leave without...

Oh, yeah, I've got,
like, whole journals

just filled with lyrics.

Hey, that reminds me,

Max, you sing, right?

- Uh, kinda, yeah.
- Yeah?

We should start a band
No.

- Hey, Simon, we should...
- No.

You guys were great, though.

- Oh, yeah, thanks so much.
- Thank you.

What, what is it?

Happy actual birthday.

Oh, my God.

Thank you. Wow.

These look amazing.

Not sure you needed to wake me
up for them, but...

Mm! Yes.

Definitely worth waking up for.

You're welcome.

So what's on tap for
the big 3-O?

Mmm..

I was thinking about
going back to bed.

Ah, that's what
happens when you're old.

I also texted Simon

and invited him
here for dinner tonight.

Ooh, you better go on
with your dirty 30 thang.

Oh, how'd it go with
you and Perry?

Oh, I'll tell you
how that went.

It turns out he
has two young kids

that he shares custody
of with his ex-husband.

So many big adult words

for one little sentence.

- Is that a dealbreaker?
- I don't know.

It just goes against
all of my instincts

to hold onto my youth
as long as I can.

Makes sense.

You should probably just forget
about that nice grown man

who's made you
giddier than I've

ever seen you in your life.

It's definitely not
worth you going outside

of your comfort zone
for that guy.

- Hm.
- I see what you're doing.

I also see some
gray hair sprouting out.

- Excuse you.
- Happy birthday.

I'm going gray now?

Hey.

How did breaking up
with the band go?

Ah, it was
pretty devastating.

- Oh, no.
- They took it that badly?

- Oh, no. I meant for me.
- Oh.

- But it's okay.
- I'll find something else.

Maybe, like, pottery

or maybe like a
sketch comedy workshop.

Yeah, that should really
keep the flame alive

between you and your wife.

So how was last
night for you?

Having a party here,

you know, without Dad.

Ah, it was a little weird

and sad at moments,
but we made it through,

and you know, actually,
it was really nice

bringing some life back
into this house again.

Thinking maybe you
should do it every week now?

Like, you have velvet ropes,
start charging admission...

Yeah, I wouldn't go that far,

but I might
have a little dinner party,

invite a few friends over.

Baby steps.

Yeah.

Oh! Look what I found

when I was putting
away the decorations

in the garage.

- Oh, my gosh.
- I remember these.

Sorry, Miles. Looks like
you're just gonna have to be

in a band with your dad now.

Yeah, and your grandma.

"Kiss Me" reprise...

Okay, now I have

one last birthday
surprise for you.

- Okay...
- Oh, uh-uh.

It's just a small one.

And I didn't think that this,
this...

big birthday week would feel

truly complete

without our favorite...

The cheesequake.

Happy birthday, Zoey.

Make a wish.

♪ I'm so into you

♪ I can barely breathe

♪ And all I wanna do

♪ Is to fall in deep

♪ But close
ain't close enough ♪

♪ 'Til we cross the line

♪ So name a game to play

♪ And I'll roll the dice

♪ Yeah

♪ Oh, baby,
look what you started ♪

♪ The temperature's
rising in here ♪

♪ Is this gonna happen?

♪ Been waiting
and waiting for you ♪

♪ To make a move

♪ Before I make a move

♪ So baby, come light me up

♪ And maybe
I'll let you on it ♪

♪ A little bit dangerous

♪ 'Cause baby,
that's how I want it ♪

♪ A little less conversation

♪ And a little more
touch my body ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm so into you

♪ Into you, into you