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Have you ever told your lover...

You've changed my whole life

Can you remember your shortest relationship?

Do you remember the longest heart-breaking experience?

When you get older your memory becomes worse

Only know that there are twenty four hours a day

Work eight hours, sleep eight hours

Don't know what to do with the rest of the time

So you find a nice looking,

and kind person...

To share each other, love each other

The two of you spend the rest of the eight hours together

According to an unknown status

Each person takes in over 3869 second hand smoke

Heart broken seven point eight times

Being fired four point two times

Also 0.99 time that they have affairs

One has half admirer

But no one is sure that the one they found...

is the true love they've ever met

Have you found yours yet?

You've found it? Are you really sure?

Like me, everytime I thought I'd found it...

the girl always broke my heart

When I open my eyes every morning,

I can only see boxes of grave stones, I am not lying...

there are boxes of grave stones

When break up, I don't know if the girls are always busy,

or is she not...

a neat person

They not only left me...

also a pile of useless things

But there is no need to throw them away

It doesn't make a difference

Recently I added another box

On this pace, I need to make my grave yard bigger

Sir, I am from the Hong Kong Market Research Centre

Want to use some of your time to do a survey

Sorry Miss, I am in a hurry

Go find someone else

No, the survey is quite simple

Market research,

you should do it in the super market

It's useless to bother me

You are the most handsome man today I've seen

I really mean it!

Because you told the truth,

okay, let's do it

Make it quick, I am in a hurry

Sir,

when is the most recent you use a condom?

What?

Sorry, I should ask this first

Have you used a condom before?

Of course

When was your first time?

How old?

I was too young, I can't remember

Did you buy it the first time or your girl did?

I didn't buy it, I stole it from my dad

What about now?

Do you buy it or does she prepare for it

What?

She acts first,

I am always passive

How many do you use each time?

This is private

In my good condition, about three to seven condoms

Ask something else, I am really in a hurry

Okay, have you ever tried these brands before?

Sweet love, Thunder, Sex machine, Never say die

I love happiness, Love you drive me crazy...

Let me take this home and read it over

And I will fax it back to you, OK?

Last time when I did it,

Oh! I forgot using it!

What about the time before last time and who did I do with?

Pity! Wai got dumped again

No wonder he hasn't come to work this couple of days

He is used to be dumped

Right,

everytime Wai makes a young potential become famous,

they wouldn't stay with Wai and they flew away!

Who flew away?

Good morning, Mr. Wai

Good morning everyone, we have a new challenge now

We need to change the story board...

It would be a big change

It's already done! Are you kidding?

We can throw it away

Where is the paper?

It's in Patrick's room

Good

Mr. Wai, what are you looking for?

Where is your junior high friend?

Patrick? He was here early

It's not yours, it is for Patrick

Sorry! What is this?

It's honey, he has a sore throat

How come honey is bitter?

No!

I know

Everyone needs love

Inside love, we will grow

Grow and grow...

Grow what? Grow!

Come out Patrick...

What is it?

Don't memorize it, I need to change it

What is wrong with you?

Every time I drive in alone with the ball,

you stop me from behind

You want to destroy us all or you want a red card?

You didn't return my page,

no one answered at your home last night

Where the hell did you go?

Last night I went to "stand"

What?

Stand! Stand!

Means one night stand!

Do you understand, my friend?

It looks great!

Of course, it is like Spain against Nigeria

It was really a great time!

The world will be moved because of this

If Fanny knows that, you will be melted!

She went with her parents to their hometown

So I finally gained a little freedom

By the way,

you should not pressure yourself too much

If the old doesn't go, new won't come

Heung is foolish to dump you...

Shut up!

I am your buddy, why can't we talk about it?

Please look into the mirror

How dry you are, you know?

Okay then

If anything is wrong, you fix it yourself

Is not like this? Are you mad?

What this world is missing?

What is a person always wanted?

Right!

It's the thing we want every hours...

Love!

So...

This is love

All the parents want their kids to feel love

Good kids, better parents

Your diapers will sell better

And we will advertise the best for you

Love, should feel good

First, look at this

There are some companies supporting our programs

Patrick

remember dinner at eight

Dinner? What dinner?

We will have dinner with Ming and some old friends,

remember?

But I promised mother to have dinner with her

You know, I haven't seen her for a month

Being a good boy is more important

Where are we going?

We are going to Kowloon Tong motel, okay?

You sure? I am not going

Then where should we go?

Let's go to your place?

My place? OK

Forever Jewlery, with you forever

Why did you dump me, Heung?

What you want me to do?

After break-up,

you still don't understand

What I don't understand? I really understand

He is rich! That is why you go with him

Wai,

a messed up relationship is not because of one side's fault

You've had many chances

You still didn't change your temper!

Change what?

Right, sometimes I am...

a little over reacted

But this is my...

It's your personality, right?

But your personality might hurt me,

you'd be considerate!

You like me, then you must accept my personality

When I was with you, I was serious!

I was really true to you

But it was like a flash!

At the beginning we wanted to be together every moment

So romantic!

After a while, things changed

You think I am annoying, boring

Like I don't exist

My work is stressful

I am a creative director! It requires deep thoughts, I...

You are selfish!

You said you would be with me forever

Oh, I forgot your name

When I met you, it was my first love,

of course I would say forever at the beginning

What you want me to say? Just three days and two night?

But you broke my heart

I also lost trust in men

Finally I become a lesbian

No wonder you didn't come look for me

Now you know what is wrong with you?

There is nothing wrong!

99.9% of men are like this

You don't know how to treasure a relationship

And also a man doesn't know how to love a woman

You don't understand woman at all!

Are you sure you don't need me to take you home?

No, I will sleep in my friend's house

Why sleep in your friend's house?

Because she got dumped

She got dumped? You want me to go and help?

No, it's OK

I will call you in the next couple of days, OK?

Wait and see!

Bye bye

Bye bye

What the hell?

How can you use my room?

You think I want to?

She didn't want to go to Kowloon Tong motel

We had no where to "stand",

that is why I came here

Luckily I came

You didn't lock the door, that is dangerous

You think my house is a sex motel?

You want to play, go home and play

I promised myself

If I want to stand, it must be on the outside

If Fanny comes over suddenly

I will be caught red-handed

Without getting caught,

then you're still a great boyfriend!

Enough, go clean up my room now

If you let me see it again, I will kill you

You are so cruel

When did you become a referee?

Hi, Simon

Dad, why you come so late?

I come to watch the football game My house lost power

Dad, turn it up, I can't hear

You watch the game, not to listen

They just bull shit, they don't make sense

No, they are soccer commenators

Right!

Me? I am in Wai's house watching the game

Nothing, he is garboing, I just keep him company

Garboing again?

Nothing,

she just had to dump me, I can't help it

Why did she dump you for no reason?

How come your dead mother didn't dump me

Tell me the truth,

when mom was alive, did you cheat?

Go ask the players did they cheat?

Of course they won't tell the truth!

Tell me the truth, Simon

Every men knows the answer

I don't get it! You want affair outside

Why keep a woman at home?

That are two different subjects

Right! You need a back up

Simon, you are right

The more back ups are better

It's hard to find the starter, how you find a back up?

Perhaps, every back up begin thinks...

she is the starter

Like Patrick's back up, the Shanghai girl Fanny

She's stayed with Patrick for five years

All she know is to clean up his house every week

She is more like a maid than a girlfriend

Get up! I brought you diced chicken in rice paper and chicken legs

Dad asked

why didn't you go have tea with them on Sunday

Just tell him I have things to do

Right! Is there any other way?

Have you paid the credit card bills yet?

Right! I will write you a check

Pay for me at lunch tomorrow

Did you go stay in the hotel?

What hotel?

Remember that American friend?

I almost paid for the hooker's bill! How sad!

Why?

That old bastard! That satyr...

Patrick has 108 lies and

he needs just one,

and Fanny will fall for it

Forget it, it's okay

What?

You think I go out with another girl, right?

How do I know? You are never home

If you don't trust me, then test me

No!

OK!

Go into the room

No, I like it here

Go get the condom

I don't want condom

Do you like a baby? You want to get married?

Okay, I will get the condom

Michael?

I'll be back

Yes, urgent, the office called, right

I've called you many times!

What happened? The office has "earthquake"

They are going to cut lots of people

They even fired my boss, what are we going to do?

I've seen it!

Please let me go to your company!

Really,

have you heard anything that they are going to cut us too?

No

We are dead

I don't think I can work with the new boss

They said she is a lesbian

Her name is Vivian Ng

Graduated at UCLA and she is a doctor

She worked in two top commercial companies in US

Right!

That's very kind of you

Come in

Oh! Of course

Great

What do you know about her?

She is 1.73 meters tall and her figures are 34, 23, 34.5

She has been only here for three hours

She's already fired one third of the staffs

How do you know she is a lesbian?

Look at her legs

May be I'll send you the schedule next Monday

Why?

Toes, see it?

Toes?

Right!

How can you tell?

Great!

You too!

Thanks for calling, bye

Sorry, it's a long distance call

Vivian Ng

Cheung Suk-wai

Come sit down here

Mr. Cheung, next time please be on time

What?

No excuse, OK?

Don't argue! We should be lucky to attend a meeting next time

Three years ago, JET hired you two to form the BEST

She controls the local commercial business in Hong Kong

But from now on, you two won't have that freedom

Whatever you say, you are the boss now

If you don't like, fire us too

No, Wai really means...

that BEST is confident to join with JET in hard times!

You two can be good friends, take your time

I want to file a long vacation

Mr. Cheung really is an artist

But now is not the time for you to get mad

This company really looks up to you

So we decided to give you more international jobs

Right! I believe this company has made a right choice

Right! To make the best use of talent...

But, Mr. Cheung...

You should change your attitude

What do you mean?

You have lots of talent

But you're too low keyed

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah what?

She is right! Look at yourself

Always dress so sloppy

You know how to make others pretty but not to yourself

You should show up more often

Meet more people and customers

It could help our company a lot

He always shows up on press

But he is always on the entertainment paper, I mean gossips!

I have another meeting,

but we can talk later

Thank you Bye bye

Yeah...

I have a meeting with Japan's Tomy's boss...

on next Monday

Mr. Cheung, you have to come too

Me?

No excuse!

Oh! She likes you!

What are you talking about?

She just dated you, didn't you hear it?

I don't care

Oh no! You like her!

What?

She made you mad!

There is spark of love

I think it's time to change the taste

I wonder what will it feel doing it with a lesbian

Damn it!

How you tell from the toes?

Boss, you can try

Where do they come from?

I want this kind! No? Where have they gone?

Patrick said the company is cutting budget

He did it in a last minute

Right, Mr. Wei, I heard GWT and LB...

are spending much to do the Project pre-sells

They will always be better

Come here

Everyone puts on one. Change it now

Let's not film this

They are all here

My Boss is not satisfied

Com'on! Each girl costs just four hundred dollars

I tried so hard to find them inside the red light zone

That is all today Pay everyone full payment

Everybody goes home

Who is it?

Come out!

I said come out

Who is it?

Stand straight

Don't move!

That's great

Right, like this

Where are the rest of them?

You don't need to know, just don't move

Are you a photographer?

Who is going to pay me?

I will pay you after

How long will it take?

My leg is hurting

OK

We've almost finished, hold on!

A little to the left...

I can hold it no more!

It hurts

You are so weak! You only stand for a little while

What? I stand on the street for a whole day

On the street?

I understand

You understand what?

There is no such thing as right or wrong profession

You are a new immigrant, right?

I have been here only for two weeks

You came for two weeks and become a hook... er...

What?

I mean you've become a worker

I work for my aunt

She wants me to serve her clients

She needs help, so I serve

Well, you work in that kind of... place?

Of course! There are lots of customers

Come when you are free, you will get discounts

It's okay, I don't like that

Are you feeling better?

Why don't you rest a little? We will continue later

We still have to continue?

It's late, I don't know how to get back

I will get you a taxi

Ah, it's done, look

I am really tired

Five hundred dollars included payment and fare

Come visit me sometimes

Hope to see you again, Ah Yu

Aren't we clear from last time?

You don't have to tell everyone, do you?

You have destroyed my reputation!

OK... We will talk tonight, bye

Do you like egg tart?

Why are you so upset? Got in a fight with your girl?

Do you have any plan after work?

I will buy you dinner?

You are on time

You too

I miss you so much

I believe...

We are here to have fun, let's not be so serious

Don't be so serious!

Why can't we have fun?

I love to play with you

Wasn't it good last time?

OK, we are friends only!

Why don't we cut it lose then?

What do you mean? You don't want me anymore?

It's not that easy

When will you quit?

Honey!

Let me speak

Patrick's already told me about your relationship

It's only for fun

I suggest you forget him

You are young and pretty

Lots of men will fight over you

But I just like your husband

Can't I?

Time changed!

You can't stop him, he likes to have affairs

You as his wife, just act you didn't know anything

How can you say such things?

Forget it... Forget it!

Call me if you have time

I don't mind!

Are you. OK?

What kind of girl is she?

She is only a kid

Does your girlfriend know you are a satyr?

I think she knows! She can guess

Did you think about marrying her?

Marriage?

My parents, brothers and sisters, aunt, uncle...

All my relatives divorced

But it doesn't mean you can't get successful marriage

You don't understand! Let me tell you

I am a natural born satyr

You are crazy!

It's true!

Do you think I have too much sex hormone

I think nothing can heal me

You are not that bad, right?

I will take you home

No, it's OK

Me?

No way! They are all there?

OK... I will come at once

My friend is having a birthday party at 97, go with me?

No, you go ahead

Come on, go with me!

No, you go

You are really not going?

Mei Mei, thank you for what's just happened!

It's OK

OK, bye

Bye bye

Mr, help up your girlfriend first

What happened to you?

Thank you

That's OK

Do you really mean it?

If you can't drink then don't drink so much

I can't hold you if you are like this

Maybe I will leave you here on the street!

Taxi...

Where are you going, sir?

Where?

What?

Kowloon Tong

What?

Kowloon Tong

She wants to go to Kowloon Tong motel

Then go to Kowloon Tong

Are we really going to lover's motel?

Calm down

Why are you so heavy?

Aren't you very tired?

I've got it!

Let me use a towel to wipe her face and wake her up

You fall asleep already?

You wanted to come to motel

And you come here to sleep, what about me?

I think you are the first...

to take a girl to a motel...

not sleeping with her

but only feeling her toes

I am not you

I won't be that heartless to take advantage of others like this

She gave her body to you

It's she who wanted to go to lover's motel

I think she likes you

Maybe, she wanted you to help her to become normal again

She was so drunk, she couldn't feel it

So she couldn't experience how powerful I would be!

Also she might frame me of raping

Then I would be in deep shit

Right, it sounds reasonable

But if this happens again,

you should call me to the place to rape...

No, I mean to help

Go ahead

Boss, Miss Ng wants Mister Wai...

to see her in her room

Turn yourself in

It's me who wanted to go to Kowloon Tong?

If you don't admit,

I will get the taxi driver

He heard it, he can be my witness

I wanted to go to Kowloon Tong because I live there

What? Really? What a mess!

You didn't tell me...

the whole address, so I...

OK, I understand

That is enough

Did you touch me?

Yes!

No...

I swear! Calm down

You did! You must have touched me

Where did you touch?

Where?

My tits?

The bottom?

Only your toes

My toes?

Are you nuts?

Why did you touch my toes?

Because your toes are very...

What?

Sexy

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone

From this minute on, what happened last night...

I've already forgotten everything!

OK! OK!

What are you doing?

IDM buys our concept

And they want this girl to be the image girl

This girl?

Who is she? She is a model, right?

This girl is really pretty

Where did you find her?

I heard that she is a hooker in a hawdy house

Hawdy house?

Everyone reads carefully her face

For thirty million dollars' sales,

no matter, in two days...

you must find this hooker!

By the way, if there is any new girls,

call me at once, OK?

OK, no problem

Bye bye

You find her?

Yes, she is making a deal in the conference room

She is hawker selling fishballs on the street

And you said she is a hooker...

working in a hawdy house

You played an unfunny joke, you know that?

She sells fishballs?

Where are you going?

That girl only signs

if the contract is in Chinese

She doesn't know English? So why does she sell fishballs?

If she knows English, she doesn't have to sell fishballs

Hey photographer!

You are great, you made me look so pretty

I almost can't recognize myself

Tony, I got to go

Thank you, lawyer Ho

You are welcome

I only found out you were a famous person yesterday

Look!

They said you are the famous image designer

They've ruined a handsome guy's image!

Really it's wise to choose better reporters

Stop it!

Why can't we copy this Chinese contract?

Did you lesbian boss...

sexually harass you

I am smart, I don't wear low dress anymore

So I won't give her a chance

Really, you do have big breast

Go to hell!

There is nothing wrong to have big breast

Big breast but no brain, that means shit!

Look! I have big breast too

Bigger than yours!

Can you breast shake?

Shake?

How hard do you want it?

I will let you feel it

No punching! I want you to touch it!

Okay, but you can't touch mine

Okay, come!

Hurry!

It really shakes!

Am I good?

Watch out! It's turbo time

It's very exciting!

Of course,

the right side is more powerful, feel it

Two hands, come on! Don't be shy!

It's fun!

You shake like this, won't you get hurt?

Of course not

Sit tight, now is...

Level seven earthquake

Am I good? You smiled?

You are really good!

Keep going, don't stop

I am tired, it's over

Let me rest Hurry

It's your turn! You want me to kill you?

Then the contract...

It's lunch time?

Enjoy yourselves!

Where you go work out? Introduce to me

All is your fault!

I can really make a lot of money?

It's better than selling fishballs

Talk it over with your family Then decide

I don't have a family

My dad died before I was born

My mom died shortly after my birth

Is she a jinx?

Poor girl!

It's my aunt who got me to Hong Kong

Aunt said people in Hong Kong are very tricky

I live in a place...

with many other groups of people

Everynight I shower, there are people peeping

I will talk with the company,

we'll try to put you in a hotel

OK! Why don't you be my manager?

What?

No excuse!

I know you are going to say this! It's true!

You should be her manager, right?

After the commercial, she will be famous

Then you will be rich...

No way! Forget it!

You are scared of that, right?

What? What?

This time you can... not doing that, right?

No, what happen if I do?

You are sick! You like that?

Are you a freak?

You are a freak!

On that night, you took that girl to my house...

Excuse me

What are you guys talking about?

We are talking about that night...

No, we are saying that he is scared...

Don't say it, I mean it

OK, I won't say...

Stop!

You take care of him

You don't even know what we are talking about

You worry that you will fall for that girl

Right?

Can't you control yourself?

Can you control such of thing?

Why not?

You can, right?

Of course!

What happen if I can't?

No... No excuse!

Is that all the English you know?

Dad, you come to watch the game again?

I forgot! I waited for a whole night

I am losing memory There is no game tonight

you don't have electric power at your house again?

Last night...

after Croatia defeated Germany,

I was so mad that I broke the television

You got a real bad temper

Bad temper?

Your friend... Pat had a bigger temper

He look a girl upstair

Are they still there?

They are showering

What?

Come out you punk!

You think this is a shopping mall?

You are really cheap! You even save up the motel fee?

Come out!

I am going to call Fanny, expose your secret

Let her catch you cheating on her right here!

Have a gentle heart!

What?

She is still young, don't try too hard

That is it

You are back?

How come you are here?

Your friend brought me here

He told me to take care of you tonight

Really!

No

Why can't I...

Why you want to take care of me?

He said if I stay here with you tonight...

you will be my manager

So you can get rid of the shadow from the past

I don't really understand what that means

But the magazines and newspaper always say...

The world of entertainment is very dirty...

This is the price you have to pay to enter, right?

You are saying that

I take advantage of newcomers?

Here says you are the player behind the scene

This is only hearsay

You won't understand

Go change, you don't have to stay with me tonight

What about tomorrow night?

No

Night after tomorrow?

Night after tomorrow?

We will talk about it later

I don't talk about anything after 24 hours

So you will be my manager?

I don't know yet

Go change now or...

I will do you!

Hurry!

OK

Your friends said that

all your EXs are very pretty

But everytime they "fly" away

What does that mean?

What?

Fly away

That is...

travel away on plane

Have you heard about the story of love bus?

What story? Dirty story?

No

Love is like waiting for a bus

Sometimes you will think it is too old

And don't want to ride it

Sometimes you feel there is no air-conditioning,

too hot...

And you don't want to ride it

Then another bus comes alone!

There are lots of passengers

And you don't want to be squeezed

You wait, until it becomes dark

And you worried

You see a bus and

you jump on it without thinking

But look!

You got on the wrong bus!

But you already paid and

waited for so long,

do you really want to wait for another one?

Also you don't know

when it will come

Then take a taxi

No taxi available!

Then walk, no big deal!

Right! Losing someone is like walking

Understand?

Where you learn such deep story?

From a woman magazine

You should read it sometimes, you can understand women better

Then the girls won't easily fly away,

right?

Did you get on the wrong bus?

I used to ride bicycle

I don't like buses

After hearing the bus story,

and seeing France defeat Brazil, I have decided...

Giving no ride

There is no such medicine sold here in Hong Kong?

My cousin said no

This is a test drug, you can only get it at the hospital

No way! They are still testing it?

Will it kill me?

Just take it! It won't kill you

You don't have to be so mean

I am just trying to help you

Your house is not that messy

You have a maid to clean up for you?

What is it?

Nothing?

I am chocking

I have something to show you

Can you tell which one is you and which one is me?

It's so small, how can I tell?

Do you have a microscope?

I will try

This is you

You are good! How can you tell?

Of course!

You were the dumpest person that year

You were the dumpest

You were so ugly and looked like a Mickey Mouse

I was so handsome!

That year, you always stole my sandwich

And lied to me that

you would take me to Disneyland

Then you said there were sharks in Disneyland and

wouldn't take me

I was so mad and cried for nights at home

You still remember what I said?

Of course

No!

Sorry...

Not today

I am going to go buy a pack of cigarettes, bye

Look! Is it pretty?

Miss,

you said you are only gonna buy shoes

You need a dress to match it

Look, isn't it pretty?

Do you need a hat?

I have it!

Isn't it pretty?

Why don't you buy underwears also?

I already did!

No need!

Give you ten minutes and I get this

This kind of clothes doesn't match you

If you want clothes, tell me, I will buy it for you

No,

then I will lose woman's biggest enjoyment!

You don't trust me, I can't be your manager

OK! I trust you

Mr. Cheung, she can put on make-ups now

Okay

After make up, change the clothes too

She looks like a red envelope

Luckily there are no cows on the street or it will charge you

She is cute

I heard you have found a new star

Is this it?

She is too small and short

Will people like her?

Being tall doesn't mean anything!

Show-biz isn't a basketball match

You weren't very popular when you first started

Right! But thanks to you

Why haven't you come see me for a long time?

We can still be friends

I don't see any point to be friends with my EXs

Sorry

You are still mad at me? Then forget it

But you look like you changed

Your standard seems to be lower

You ever use low standard model

I made you famous

I can make others too

If I were you, I wouldn't try so hard

So she can stay with you forever

What's wrong with you?

Don't tell me you are too tired!

I am mad!

She called me a low standard

But you are not

What do you say?

Of course not! You are very pretty!

Good! I believe you!

What is wrong now?

I am not mad, I am happy

She made fun of me because she was jealous

Am I right?

I don't know what you are talking about

You don't understand girls

Didn't I tell you read more woman's magazine?

Did you listen to me?

I do read Playboy on its every issue

No! I mean woman magazine

Men don't read woman magazine

You think I'm insane?

It's okay to learn more

Starting today,

I will study hard in English and make up

And fashion design

I don't want to be a low standard

I want to be the most famous commercial queen

Put it down first before it smaches you, queen

Continue shopping

The company doesn't have a lot of money

Don't be so mean, you are going to make me famous

Of course you need to spend a little money

Don't let people look down

Before you become famous, I will die!

You brought a girl back?

It's useless to explain

When a girl leaves you,

she will have many excuses

It depends on her mood

Show hand!

Bye, understand?

There is nothing between Mei Mei and I

Are you really innocent?

But you will be damned if there is

Are you my friend?

Can you comfort me a little?

Fanny finally decided to let you go, then be good and let her go

OK

I will go kill myself tonight

So I will hurt nobody no more

Are you selling drugs?

Is my personal collection

If you are my friend then take those bottles of red wine...

and drink it all for me

No way! Go buy your own red wine

I have to save that for my girlfriend

Is my secret weapons

Okay, I go get it

This is called "Walk"

Is dead walk

Have you heard of the bus story?

Oh, I forgot the story

Anyways, until you get on the last bus

You won't get on the wrong bus

Why you eat my noodle?

Just don't call an ambulance

when I faint

Open it yourself

On the day of my funeral,

tell every girls I slept with to come

It will be a great party

You want it to be held at the soccer stadium?

No, that's too cheap

I love Repulse Bay

It has to be on the beach, and they must wear bikini

Very nice

Why the noodle tastes so weird?

Is it tasteful?

Don't we need the Spice Girls to put on a show?

I really love her!

She dumped me

I want to sleep with her!

She just wants shopping with me!

I really like her!

I...

What are you doing?

Haven't played it a long time, forgot the lyrics already?

I want to puke!

I am telling you! Don't take grass if you don't know how

I didn't take grass

You just ate...

a bowl of "grass noodle"

I can't east grass!

I get dizzy eating grass!

Don't scare me

Mei Mei, didn't you study CPR?

Go help Ah Wai

What happened to him?

He is hurting His heart stopped for a while

Go help him

Take him to the hospital for gastric lavage

No, what happened if the cops find out?

I don't know how to make it

Just try. Go get the hose. Hurry

Hurry. Where is the hose?

Find it!

Wake up, Ah Wai

Wake up

Why isn't he awake yet?

Wake up

No response... Continue...

Why is he so exciting?

He is innocent

I broke up with Fanny!

What?

She saw the cup

She thought I brought a woman home

Try to explain

There is no love between us anymore, why continue?

Is all my fault

Don't be like this

You are the only one on this world who understands me

Asshole! You use me as an experiment?

You use me?

I am the first to be performed illegal gastric lavage

No! They turn my stomach upside down

I gave them a chance to get together

What?

Can't sleep, so many things in my mind

Go to sleep

Are you going to see her again?

We haven't used a condom

Don't worry! My period passed couple days ago

Is okay!

No wonder it feels so good!

Is tight, and it feels good

I am telling you, you must use a condom when you do it with others

Don't be silly, you'll be the last one

All men love fooling around

Is just how many times they can get away without one

If a pill can reduce your hormone,

that's great!

Will it make me unable to perform sex?

Yes, so you can stay with me forever

Go sleep! We'll do it again tomorrow morning

Stop dreaming!

You don't want to? Wasn't it...

Forget it... go sleep...

She is Vivian also?

It's my idea, but not because of you!

Why are you still here? It's late

I forgot something here

She became popular after the commercial

You are a successful manager

I work really hard this time

Even if I get fired, I still have a back up

I can work for other companies

Are you always this mean...

Or you just don't like me?

Both

You really hate me that much?

You know...

you have a nickname?

What?

"Super cold blooded woman"...

Female killer!

Your face is always black like now!

Let me teach you another English word

Relax! You know how to pronounce it?

Relax!

Thank you!

I already taught you the good

You should at least take me out to eat

The same restaurant as last time Split the bill

Split the bill? Okay

You want a drink?

Wait, give me your address first

So I can take you home this time!

Last time was not good

This time I will look at your toes

I have Hong Kong feet

Why you call me? I don't have time

Okay

Sorry, I have things to do...

No excuse!

Just joking! Next time

I will treat you next time! Bye

Bye bye

Too bad you don't get to eat with me, it's your lost!

I will eat by myself!

I was going to make her drunk, and tear off her skirt

I will do her on the top, and...

Relax! I will remember!

Don't you wish I will open the door for you! Patrick!

You want to have sex, go home and do it there

Is me, Ah Yu

Hi!

This late!

I just got off work, want to take a shower

There is no water at the hotel?

I don't know why, the water pressure is low these two day

Is better to bath at your house

You finally listen to me and read woman magazine

This magazine is not mine

Is my dad's magazine

Your lying skills are poor

Hurry up with your shower, you have five minutes only

I am going!

Shower...

Are you crazy! You dress like this at three in the morning

Watch out for rapist!

He will drag you into an empty street

and rape you

Mouse What?

Mouse? Where?

There! And is a big one

Is really big?

Yes! It went towards the window

It just ran across? You scared me!

It might come back!

But...

How am I going to shower now?

Just don't shower for one night

I sometime shower once in a week

What? It smells, try it

Is okay

Why don't you shower with me?

Shower with you?

It feels good

It's good!

Hurry, are you done?

Are you in a hurry?

Sitting like this hurrys me

Just read the magazines then you won't be bored

What article are you reading? Read it to me

How to get to...

High post!

I don't want to hear this one, what is next?

Read!

Give him a hundred percent...

Challenge!

What? Why is this issue so strange?

Yes,

this magazine is not good, waste of money!

Let me see

Where is the best place to

get best feel!

On the bed, one star

On the floor, two stars

On the sofa, three stars

In the car, four stars!

In the bath tub...

Guess how many stars? Can you guess?

No need for star!

Help!

Help? You turn me on!

Help me put out the fire!

No...

At last, I can't hold it anymore...

I slept with her

Will she feel...

I am easy?

Do you like it?

What?

You don't like it?

No! I like it

I...

This is my first time!

No way?

I think it is

But, I used to ride bicycle, so...

I think I lost it

I have nothing to say

I believe you

I wish you are my first

Also my last man

You want me to take on this responsibility forever?

I will!

This quick?

Just kissing, let me recharge my strength

Let eat!

Is ready!

Is your telephone

Answer it for me

Is Patrick here?

He is in the bathroom, who is calling?

This quick? Did you but it down stairs?

How dare you! I cooked it myself!

What kind of soup is this?

Vegetable soup

Mable just called you

Remind you to go to Bar 97 tonight!

Which Mable? I don't quite know her

Just go and you might remember her

No way!

I promise you to watch DVD the whole night

Need to go to bathroom?

Do you know where I can find Chinese doctor to treat catalepsis?

You are sick?

You don't have to go that far...

with a virgin

I can't help it!

She wants me to shower with her everynight, is bad enough, right?

You are something!

I have...

never tried virgin before

You look tired, too!

Yeah, I think I haven't come out to stand enough

You become a good boy after staying with Ah Mei

No

I slept with other girls two nights ago

I did it bad. Like this!

This bad?

Right!

Everytime I wear a condom, I can't perform

Side effect?

Yeah, since I don't use condom with Ah Mei

I am not used to condoms outside anymore

Which means that you can only do it with Ah Mei

Right

Did Ah Mei give you soup or medicine?

Both

99 percent is a curse!

No way? What curse?

Curse on your head, your heart, your legs...

Curse on your sex

Not curable!

Curse on sex?

The crew get off this early?

Shouldn't they have to work?

Something is wrong with the set

So I called them continue tomorrow

Do you need help?

I study fine art for half semester in college

Really! Why didn't you continue?

I didn't like the professor! I gave him a punch

He wanted to sleep with me

Right!

I said you should beat him

How to do it?

Whatever

Don't be serious,

just relax

All the men I know, you are the most...

Most what?

You don't care much... right?

Is good or is bad?

There is nothing wrong! Simple man, easy life!

Write down your address first

I don't plan to go home tonight

Someone is waiting for me, I don't want to see him

You owe somebody money?

Just kidding

What is troubling you?

What do you think of me? Tell me

All the women I know...

You are the most infeminine woman

What do you mean?

You are not man... what woman...

I don't know

You are a lesbian

Lesbian?! You mean I am a lesbian?!

Aren't you?

Who said so?

Everyone in the company believe this

You believe what they said?

Luckily they said I am a lesbian,

what if they said I have AIDS

Don't worry, they would rather say Patrick gets AIDS

You always think I am a lesbian, don't you?

That is why you don't like me?

No!

You are!

I can tell,

you hated me at the first sight, right?

Don't guess anymore!

You think I am a lesbian, that is why you are scared of me

Afraid to talk to me

That is why you touched my toes, right?

I am afraid! But is not you

What are you scared of?

What happens if I can't control myself?

So, just do it

Dad

What?

Look at number 6, he has good skill

Have you tried with two girls...

You mean on the same bed?

Not on the same bed,

is liking two girls at the same time

Of course! But no big deal

Did mom know?

I don't know! Maybe she did

How could she take it?

Sharing her husband with other one?

One?! Didn't you say two girls?

Two?! Yes!

Both on the outside? Not including mom?

Not including her

Did they dump you or you dumped them?

Is not about dumping

Under this situation, you must take one step at a time

It will slowly disappear

Disappear?

In the rule book it said that

you can't play with two balls

Understand?

Two balls?

You are stupid! I don't want you to watch any more games with me

The mobile phone you bought me in broken

Take it and fix it for me

OK

Two balls... will disappear...

I come back to pick some clothes

Nothing left?

You can throw away what is left

See that bag on the chair? I give it back to Patrick

All are pictures and birthday cards

You can throw it away also

I left the keys on the table

The lock is broken, you better change a new one

Then you will be safe

No need! The lease is ending soon

We have been looking around

We are going to buy an apartment!

Don't hurry! He always changes his mind

You like flowers, right?

His nose is allergic to flowers

Right

He still has his suit in the dry cleaner

please get it for him

Don't worry! I will take care of it

Don't waste time on him,

he is not going to change

I didn't want to change him

Most important is, we are happy together

At the beginning, our thought was the same

But you know there is not going to be a happy ending

Don't lie to yourself

Mei Mei

Mei Mei is on vacation

When did she start her vacation?

I don't know! She applied for two weeks

She is going on a trip

Trip?!

Your place or mine?

Well... Up to you! But I just want to make it no condom

No condom?! No, safe sex! Man

I am ok! I am clean

You clean? You sure! But I can't

Come on

Forget it. Bye bye

I told you many times

I don't want rocket train...

to become a pencil

Do it again, be creative

Let's have lunch together?

Where? When?

One o'clock, my room

I already showered

Come join me!

Don't waste water

You go in and sit with me, I am scared of mouse

I have a lot of things to do

Do it when we shower

What?

This is bad for my health

You have "Viagra"?

I'll finish your stock

Hurry! Give me a discount

Benny, you can have the change

I will call you when the new product comes

Okay

Mr, what do you want?

You have pain killer?! No?

It's ok, thank you

Yes we have

You want to buy "Viagra"?

You people who wear sunglasses are all the same

My uncle he doesn't really...

Okay... all the customers tell the same story!

Miss, it hurts!

You don't have to be so rough, do you?

Do you feel good?

Let me rest a little! I will pay you more money

Let me put more oil on you, it helps you

I already took some medicine

Let me check your pulse

You were a nurse before?!

For three generations, my family were Chinese doctors

Have my respect

Raise your head, show me your tongue

More... more...

Okay! Raise both of your arms... higher

Can you make it?

Stand up straight

It hurts?! Poor you!

What?

You kidneys have problem

Shit! Your kidneys have problem

I am still young and strong,

how dare you say this nonsense!

Don't joke with me

Check please

I want to get married

What?

I didn't say anything

It's me, I want to get married

Dad, are you drunk?

Recently I feel lonely, so I want to find a companion

Simon, you should tell me that you were bored

I will buy you a sex doll

I don't mean that!

Although it's normal for elder to have sex life,

why you want to get married? Who is going to marry you?

Jenny from downstairs' fruit market

Jenny?

Do I know her

Does it matter?

Our wedding will be held on next month, I'll introduce you then

You really mean it?

Woman likes wedding

It doesn't cost much, so I don't care

Man really need a lover at home

You guys are young,

you won't understand

I am back

Uncle is here?

Hello!

Did you miss me?

Of course

Isn't she the one you took up stairs that day?

Simon,

you don't have to know what is going, OK

I don't understand you guys anyways

How can two brothers share the same girl

No, dad, I...

Let me explain, OK?

I will go outside and drink with you, okay?

Don't bother others, OK?

Long distance flight is killing me!

Let me fix the water for you to shower

Luckily Thomas was there to talk to me so I wouldn't be bored

Who?

Thomas, the person who sat next to me

He is really a gentleman

He was trying to get to know you!

No!

He said I look like his wife who died twenty years ago

He's got honey lips, what a liar!

He knows a lot of things like, history, science

He just knows everything

Guess what he does for living?

He's a pimp

No

He does oil business and he is rich

He works at the gas station

It must be him, he promised to call me

Thomas, it is really you

I am in my manager's house

Manager?

Yes

let's go shower

Okay, but tomorrow

There is a mouse inside

Change this quickly? My goodness!

Ah Moon, the flowers are for Ms Mu

Thank you You are welcome

Ah Moon, I've got a tooth-ache, do you have any pain killer?

What?

Go ask your friends

What are you doing?

These flowers are very pretty

Are you jealous that he is after me?

Yes!

He has a wife

Mr. Wai, does this pain killer work?

I talk to you later

Ah Moon, throw away the flowers for me

Boss, will you see Mei later?

Why?

Before her vacation,

she let me scan her picture into the computer

But I am going on a trip tomorrow

Give it to me Thanks boss

You always seized my sandwich

And lied that

you were going to take me to Disneyland

And you said there were sharks in Disneyland,

girls were prohibited

Why did you take a vacation all of a sudden?

Where did you go these past two weeks?

Water please

I have to go to America

You can give me a call

Do you know what you like in me?

Me... you have a good body

You are nice, you treat me nice,

you care for me... you...

Didn't Fanny treat you good?

You two are not the same

What did you do? What happened?

Patrick, do you understand?

Two persons get together is not only for one night

Is a whole life and is not as easy as you think

I know! Before I was...

I know I was wrong before, but...

I married my cousin in America

He asked me many times

I thought about it many times already

I think he can give me happiness

OK, OK

OK, bye

Is that him?

Congratulation

Thanks

Honey, I am coming back now

Daughter is asleep? OK

Cousin, we can leave now

Are you okay?

OK, I will give you a call, bye

Mei Mei...

Mei Mei...

I don't care who that person is

You did not register to marry him, I'm damn sure!

Why you lie to me? Tell me

Let me go, I don't want to fight with you

I don't know why you want to lie to me

Don't be like this You tell me

I don't want to be another Fanny

I told you I will change

Change? How?

Change to make you happy?

You can't sleep with another girl when we're together

Can you make it, huh?

But I can not live without you

Why not?

These past two weeks you can survive!

Fanny was with you for five years

After her, you still can survive too!

Don't be that selfish!

I really want to be your friend again

I love the feeling in the past It's so simple

When I was in America, I went to Disneyland

And I realized it wasn't that great

Life is contradictious

I made up my mind before I come back to see you

Why you come back so late, why don't you just don't come back

You want to bath?

Bath with petrol!

You don't even bring the keys

Is Mr. Cheung Shu Wai home?

Yes

Hello, call me Mut,

I am from ICN management company

Management company? It takes a lot to sign me

No, I want to sign Ms. Vivian Tsui

You want to steal my girl

Don't say this, we can be a team

We just want her to do good

Why is it so difficult?

This is a wedding package

No, stop... I am too tired

What's wrong?

Look at you, only couple of steps and you are tired

Couple of steps? We walked couple of blocks!

You are so weak, how can you go after girls?

No wonder not one relationship was long

Look, Dad marries faster than you do

How many times could you marry later on!

What are you looking at? Is children's clothes, so, let's go

I will buy it for my unborn baby

What? You get married because you made her pregnant?

I'm still a strong man

You already deposited something, so why don't we make this short?

Do you know? It's your fault to make me marry your mom

Now, my job is to make babies And yours is to feed him

You know I worked so hard to raise you!

Boy is better, what about girl?

Man will trick them any minute

Bunch of freaks?!

Dad, I have important things to do, go get it yourself

Bye bye Where are you going?

Go after girls

You're fit now!

You missed it... you can stop here

Why didn't you return my call yesterday?

Do I have to answer you?

Will you respect me?

I won't divorce her

I feel tired

You knew it at the beginning

Can we change?

Do you have another man?

You can go now, I will be okay

Don't come see me anymore

What a coincidence?!

What are you doing here?

What am I doing?

You followed me?

What did you see?

I saw birds flying by, and the sun coming up

Then I turned around and saw you

I am not the third person, am I?

I didn't say you look like one

You be the third, I be the forth

Is hard to describe relationship, right?

Is not like you can control it

Have you heard the bus story before?

What?

Let me think

You are waiting for a bus

First bus came, but too many people

You couldn't get on, right?

So you wait

The next one came!

Oh no, is too old! You wait

The third one came, not air conditioned

It's too hot, you didn't want to get on

The forth one came...

but, whatever in the middle is not important

The most important is you rather walk than...

getting on a wrong bus

What did you say?

I don't really know

But I believe it's ok if you get on the wrong bus

It's your choice

I told him, I picked you

Does it mean I got on the wrong bus?

Wait What?

I want some wine

You don't want me?

I...

No

You told another manager...

to send me to Japan for a year?

I want you to learn more in Japan, and make...

Make more money

I don't want money!

I don't want to go anywhere

I just want to be with you

You promised that you will never leave me

I'm sorry

I shouldn't have trusted you!

Ah Yu...

Vivian, can you go get me some medicine,

cotton and bandage?

I stepped on glass

I am the third party, not a maid

Go get it yourself

Oh, there is a fifth party

Surprise!

Out!

The most painful experience is not bleeding,

but is the mess which you don't know how to solve after bleeding

People don't know what to do because they aim too high

Things go on, things get worse

Maybe we go too fast

Faster than what our brain can handle and we become slow

So fast that

we don't have the courage to go back

Anything is possible, life is very weak

We must lower the pain that caused by accident

At this age, we have only one choice

Buy BIB insurance, to protect ourselves

Today is last day of your work?

There is a lot of things I must take care of

No wonder you didn't see my show

When you were acting,

you looked real

What? You think I am acting now

I don't know The feeling is not the same

Is Ah Yu really going to Japan?

I think so

Why didn't Wai stop her?

I want to keep you too

The key is, can I stop you?

We said we are not going to discuss this matter

I promised myself of not crying today

You won't cry?

Before all your friends called you...

Crying Queen Watch it!

Ma'am, I am in pain

You know it hurts now? You always hurt others

If no one is going to marry you, don't come back to me!

Whatever!

Get up! You don't want Ah Yu any more?

You let her go to Japan,

she will fly away

I think Vivian fits you

She is taller than you, make more money than you

Everything is better than you!

You are going to run away from the problem

You are very good at running away

You think... Shut up!

Don't cry

Go upstairs and do your homework

Do what?

Where are you going?

Going... on a trip

A trip to where?

I don't know yet

You haven't been to work for a week

God only used seven days to create this world

Any you can't come up with a place to go in seven days?

I will decide my destination at the airport

So do you decide what bus to take when you are on the street

And decide what to eat in the restaurant

And go to church before deciding whom to marry?

Yes to all other than marriage

lf... I want to marry you

Do you need seven years to decide?

I give you seven seconds

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Six

Sorry

I don't think I am the right bus for you

I said if

I come to tell you...

I didn't get on the wrong bus

But the bus is too slow, I am in a hurry

I will never forget Vivian

Because she is the first woman I've ever dumped

But, being dumped is the same as dumping others

The feelings are like eating chili or

wasabi respectively

Both will make you cry

Let's further...

Vivian Tsui's interview recorded days before

Vivian, we all know that

you're leaving Hong Kong for Japan soon

Driver, please make it louder

Are you going to miss anyone?

There is a person... who changed my whole life

Actually, there is nothing to talk about him

Because I have to learn...

how to forget him

She has just checked out?

I am sorry, I can't go to Japan

Are you looking for me?

Under such circumstances, if you were me...

You would deny

Yes, I can't live without you

Marry me, we will stay happily for the rest of our lives

Wait, there is something wrong

After so many heart breaking experiences

Of course I wouldn't be that emotional

I wouldn't have said such irrational and solid promise

It's better to tell her something abstract

Are you looking for me?

Yes

I worry much about your trip to Japan

So I intend to go with you

Although we won't be sure about our future,

I will never change my love to you

Look, she will be happy to hear that too

So, you can't be big mouth...

to promise anything about love,

if you make a little mistake, it'll change your whole life

Ah Yu hasn't become my wife

But she becomes the most famous model in Japan

She drives the Japanese crazy!

Although we seldom meet each other,

we will occasionally enjoy bathing together

Patrick broke up with Mei,

and he kept on fooling around

God knows, he fainted one night

He lied on street for 3 hours and no one paid any notice to him

At last, a cleaning maid called the police and sent him to hospital

He was proved to have...

Kidney stone!

Aster his recovery, he's totally changed

He got married and gave birth to a baby

He's found a hot tempered Taiwan girl

who is 99.9% alike Fanny

She is named Fonny

He's paid for it!

I asked you to wait for me!

Why can't you just wait a while?

I am sorry... Take it

Move faster!

You'd make it quick!

You're useless!

But, whenever he hugs his girl...

I mean his daughter,

he will be so satisfied!

And Mei, that kind-hearted angel,

she keeps on sending her love to the world

But not to the men

She's opened a toy shop for children

This little rich lady is...

still waiting for her Mickey Mouse

And Vivian...

So, you've seen it

I don't know whether she was seriously hurt as being dumped,

she's disappeared for two years

She went to USA, and opened a gallery in Soho, New York

It's named Relax, selling modern oil paintings

She's become an artist

Her paintings are expensive

But, I really think that...

her paintings are not that good

I've got you, honey

Yes, I'll pick you up after watching the game

Yes, I mean I will pick you up

Not kick you up, yes...

Daddy, let's go play football in the garden

I've told you many times!

I am your brother

He is your father, he is my father too

Anything would do!

If you feed him, you can be his father

Anyway, we are a family

That's Ah Yu's new commercial

She is hit in Japan, she must be making more money than you do

Police will not arrest me for that!

You cheap, man!

Kiddy, recognise her face

When you see her, greet her mother

You'll get benefit from it

Yes...

Have you acquainted with a French girlfriend recently?

Stop nagging! It's none of your business

The game is started now, let's see whether France will win or not

Dad, I think I like snooker more than football

Can you handle so many balls at the same time?

Good!

So, life is like playing ball games,

you'll be a hero if only you can make it