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fences, scale the yards
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streets, no handlebars
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from bullies and crooks
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don't call our bluff
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it's one for all
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- This is the first
year my dad's trusted me
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in the movie room alone.
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His dad's
collection of movies
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are not only legendary but some
of the titles are priceless.
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There is even one
section devoted to movies
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that were made and not
released by the studios.
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The crown jewel of this
section is "The Blue Shadow."
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It's a comic book
adaptation about a superhero
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who straddles the line
between justice and vengeance.
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The movie is so rare,
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its existence has become an urban legend.
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Now that I'm old enough to watch it,
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there's no way I'm only
watching it when I visit my dad.
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Have you packed?
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- I don't feel like going.
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this is a
chance to make some friends
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before school starts.
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- I don't feel good.
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You're just nervous.
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- What if they don't like me?
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- They wouldn't have invited
you if they didn't like you.
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- I have no delusions
about the invitation.
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My social skills are nonexistent.
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The amount of meds I
need to calm my anxiety
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could kill an elephant.
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He hasn't made one friend
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since he moved here last year,
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and now that summer's coming to an end,
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his friend count is still the only zero.
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"The Blue Shadow!"
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The only
reason he got an invite
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is because he told the kid
at the pool he had a copy
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of "The Blue Shadow."
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- I can stay home by myself!
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Not while I'm out of town.
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- But my stomach really hurts!
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Do you
need to go pee pee, poo poo?
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- I'm not a baby, Mom!
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Sorry.
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You need to drop the kids off
at the pool or drop a deuce
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or whatever 5th graders
are saying these days?
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- Gross, Mom.
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I'm loading up your bike.
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I don't want my bike.
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- Henry, come on, let's go!
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- I'm coming!
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- Your dad called.
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- Why?
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'Cause he loves you.
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- No, what did he want?
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Well, he got
you tickets opening weekend
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to "Nipper 2: The Golden Kabob."
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- Anything else?
- No.
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- The skinny dude is Stats.
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The smelly, crazy-looking one is Stink.
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They're part of the
Mingo Valley Film Club.
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Let's see it.
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Open it.
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No, without the ceremony.
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- Do you guys wanna see something?
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- Sure.
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There she is, Ava Anderson.
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I live in her neighborhood.
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- And Stink has exactly .047% chance
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of Ava Anderson ever liking him.
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- You wanna see Stats' girlfriend?
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- You're disgusting.
- You're not.
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- I've heard rumors of Dream Girl
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but never seen her in person.
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Dream Girl
is the kind of girl
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that makes guys forget their names
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and wish they'd used the
entire stick of deodorant.
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- The brat.
- There's the brat.
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- He has kind of a long neck.
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- What's up, Stats?
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- Not a chance, not a
chance. You Henry, right?
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- Yeah, but you can call me Retro
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'cause I bring the old-school movies.
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- Hey, I come up with the nicknames,
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Dough Head, and you don't have one.
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- This is Chip.
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He's the only kid in the neighborhood
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who took a chances against
the McGuffin brothers.
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- How'd you get a copy
of "The Blue Shadow"?
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- My dad collects rared
movies. I borrowed it from him.
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- Open it.
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- Not until the ceremony.
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- No, no. Pizza first.
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- Well, this is "The Blue
Shadow." We can make an exception.
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- This is "The Blue Shadow."
Respect the ceremony.
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- Boys, pizza!
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Pizza!
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- Yes, thank you.
- Pizza!
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Oh, no, no, no, no. No food upstairs.
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- But we have "The Blue Shadow."
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- Yeah. You think I don't know that?
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- Oh.
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- Would you rather?
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Would you rather toss your cookies
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every time you hear the word
pizza or never eat pizza again?
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- Toss my cookies every
time we hear the word pizza.
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- Pizza.
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- Would you rather rip one
out loud in class everyday
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for a week or smell like
butt for the whole year?
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- Rip one in class.
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- You literally already do that.
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And it smells like butt.
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Yeah.
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- Would you rather stand
up to the McGuffin brothers
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or go to school in your underwear?
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- Underwear.
- Underwear.
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- Neither.
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- Come on, man. You gotta choose.
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- Underwear.
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I've seen this kind of friendship
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in movies but never in real life.
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If Henry
plays his cards right,
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he could be one of the guys,
maybe even get a cool nickname
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like Chip, Stats, or Stink.
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All he'd have to do is not blow it.
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He has never not blown it.
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- You do one.
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- Do it.
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Would you rather,
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ooh, be a superhero named
Booger Boy or Sir Snots a Lot?
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- It's an interesting question.
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- They both have
snot-centered superpowers.
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- Booger Boy could shoot
radioactive books from his nose.
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- But Sir Snots a Lot could shoot a string
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of radioactive snot.
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- And swing from buildings
with strands of snot,
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like Spiderman but super gross.
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- Their arch enemy is Captain Clean.
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- They used to work for
Captain Clean until one day,
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Captain Clean was trying
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to create the ultimate
crime-fighting tissue.
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There was an accident at the lab,
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and his assistant Jack
and Stan were covered
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in a radioactive material that turned them
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into Booger Boy and Sir Snots a Lot.
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Together, they try to cover
the world in boogers and snot.
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Thank you.
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- What in the name of
Hernandon is going on here?
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- We have "The Blue Shadow."
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- Ugh, where's your mother?
- Upstairs.
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- Dude, your dad is mad.
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- Hey,
- Hi!
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- so quick question for ya.
- Okay.
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- What's with all the kids in the kitchen?
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- Stop, really? It's "The
Blue Shadow" tonight!
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- She knows what she did.
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See, rather than go to
a party with me tonight,
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she'd like to stay in this evening
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and watch comic book movies with kids.
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Watch how she forgets about
the Henderson's party.
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But tonight is the Henderson's party.
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Oh really? Oh, I'm so
sorry, I completely forgot.
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- Did ya?
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It's no problem. I got it, okay.
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You go to the Henderson's party,
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and I'll stay here with the
boys and watch the movie.
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It's fine! I can be flexible.
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I am so done with being flexible.
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Hey. You look beautiful.
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- Thank you.
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- So I messed up.
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- What'd you do?
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- Well, I was supposed
to set up a sleepover
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for your brother for tonight,
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and then I accidentally
invited all his friends
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over to watch a movie,
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and it's the Henderson's party tonight.
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Nice one, Mom.
- I know.
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Dad's so mad, so I need your help.
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- Mom, no, no!
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- I will make it up to you.
- I have plans tonight!
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- It's Parker. He will understand.
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He is such a good kid. I like him.
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- I'm not gonna do it.
- Okay.
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So I'll just go tell your dad.
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- It's not fair.
- I know, I'm sorry.
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One more thing.
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We don't want Parker in the
house while we're gone, okay?
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- We're just friends.
- Okay. No, I know.
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I was just friends with
your dad once, too,
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and look how that turned out.
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- How do you eat more than 99%
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of the population and stay so skinny?
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- Genetics.
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- All right, boys. Ashley
is in charge this evening.
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We'll be home by midnight, 'kay?
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Okay.
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- Oh, come on.
- Okay.
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And the new movie opening ceremony begins.
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- Gas leak.
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- Can't breathe.
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Can't breathe.
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Save yourself!
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- Gas leak? Save yourself?
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Don't go up there.
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- Wow, the probability of
you saving us was zero.
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- There was a gas leak.
Chip said, "Save yourself."
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There's your gas leak.
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Oh, dude.
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- Don't show any weakness,
or they will eat you alive.
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- Wait, where's the movie?
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- What?
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- Real funny, guys.
- This is no joke.
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Henry, Henry!
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He's in shock.
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- Henry! Henry!
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- Step aside. I got this.
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- Cup o' fart?
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- It's the only way.
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- If my calculations are correct,
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there's a 50% chance he won't survive.
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Your calculations
are never correct.
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You okay?
- Got you.
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Do you know where the movie is?
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Where?
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- It's in my room.
- Call your mom.
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- She's out of town.
- Call your dad.
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- He lives in Oklahoma City.
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- Where do you live?
- Stonegate.
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- Fancy.
- I know where Stonegate is.
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- I'm not allowed to
leave the neighborhood.
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- Me neither.
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- I'll go.
- You can't go alone.
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What if you run it through
the McGuffin brothers?
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- If you put these guys between
two giant pieces of bread
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and some chopped
vegetables, some seasoning,
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a little mayo, you'd have the
world's biggest chicken salad.
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- Hey, anyone wanna play Nerds?
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- So this is where I spend most
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of my time when I'm not playing tennis.
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- Wow.
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- I've got a rare film collection.
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"Verde"? "Huckleberry"?
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"Eat the Corn"?
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- Eh.
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- But the crown jewel
of my collection is...
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Henry!
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- Dang it.
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You're up five.
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- Is this what we're doing tonight?
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- It's not what we're
supposed to be doing.
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- Sorry, sorry.
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- You are sorry.
- Knock it off.
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- I told people we were watching
"The Blue Shadow" tonight.
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- Look, dude. It's not my
fault he forgot the movie.
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That's the only reason I invited him.
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Knock it off!
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- No, it's okay. I deserve it.
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- No you don't.
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00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,955
If you're gonna let
these losers pick on you,
261
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,457
then everyone will.
262
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,000
- Hey!
263
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,044
- Instead of just sitting
here like a bunch of babies,
264
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,462
let's do something about it.
265
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:29,590
I don't know about the rest of you,
266
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,092
but I'm watching "The
Blue Shadow" tonight.
267
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,220
- That's impossible.
268
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,806
- Nothing's impossible.
I'm going to Henry's house.
269
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:41,643
I'm going to get that
movie. Now who's with me?
270
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,199
Stink?
271
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,077
I bet Ava Anderson would
be pretty impressed
272
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,953
if you saw "The Blue Shadow" tonight.
273
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:06,627
Stats, your game room
would go down in history
274
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,546
if we had the premiere here tonight.
275
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,970
And Henry, this would be your chance
276
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,515
to rewrite the wrong that you've done.
277
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:22,518
Who's with me?
278
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,856
This, this is a real man.
279
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,192
Are there any other real men here tonight?
280
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,863
- The odds of us surviving are slim.
281
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,074
- Yes, they are.
282
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:52,422
Stats, I need you to distract Dream Girl.
283
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,885
- Don't call her Dream
Girl. She's my sister.
284
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,096
- Sorry, I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
285
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,558
- Most of the kids at school
call Stats' sister Dream Girl
286
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,809
'cause she's so hot.
287
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,103
Makes him lose his mind,
but he's just a little guy,
288
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,729
so he can't do anything about it.
289
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,277
- Stats, I need you to distract Ashley.
290
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,945
- Better.
291
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,739
- While Stink, Henry, and
I sneak out the back door.
292
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,701
- But what if she comes upstairs?
293
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,286
- Don't worry. I got a plan.
294
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,833
This is the best thing we've ever seen!
295
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,043
- Who's the fool that didn't release this?
296
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:31,336
- I'll never watch another movie.
297
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,422
- "The Blue Shadow" is ruthless!
298
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,883
- Chris Hoyt is awesome!
299
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:36,717
- Exactly.
300
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:09,041
- Wait. Go motor.
301
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,293
Whoa!
302
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,545
- Wait, long one. Three...
303
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,424
- Wait.
- How long does it go?
304
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,140
- Nice!
305
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,059
- Awesome, man!
306
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,562
When my parents can be phone service,
307
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,231
this is gonna be my ringtone.
308
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,273
- Yes!
- Definitely.
309
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,609
It's perfect!
310
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,028
To pull this plan off, execution is key.
311
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,114
- Oh, no.
- What?
312
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,993
- My house is locked.
313
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,912
- You don't have a key?
314
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,081
- No.
- Where'd you find this kid?
315
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,874
- Do you have a key pad on your garage?
316
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:51,708
Yeah.
317
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,377
- Do you know the code?
318
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,966
- I think it has a seven in it.
319
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,301
- Forget it, he's useless.
320
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,101
- Hold on.
321
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,146
Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
322
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,691
- You don't wanna be the
kid crying in the bathroom.
323
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,111
- I'm not crying.
- Come on.
324
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:19,987
Take a seat.
325
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,409
This is your first time here, isn't it?
326
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,661
- Yeah, and the last.
327
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,706
- What's your name?
- Henry, Henry Hudson.
328
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,917
- You're new?
- Yeah.
329
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:37,004
- New kids don't get invited
to the Mingo Valley Film Club.
330
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,550
- I told your brother I had
a copy of "The Blue Shadow."
331
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,761
- Is it rare?
- It was never released.
332
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,263
- So why the tears?
333
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,267
- I forgot the movie.
334
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,478
- Are you trying not to make friends?
335
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,605
- Apparently.
336
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,276
Will you take me to get the movie?
337
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:02,738
- I'm being forced to
babysit, not chauffeur.
338
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,575
- What I supposed to do?
339
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,076
- I don't know, Henry Hudson,
340
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,953
but you can't hide in here all night.
341
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,042
- That's it! Thanks!
342
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,004
- You're welcome.
343
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:27,220
- We can use the rock, the
rock! We can use the rock!
344
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,638
- He's lost it.
345
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,058
- In my backyard, there's a fake rock
346
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,060
with a key hidden inside!
347
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,814
The plan for
sneaking out of the house hinges
348
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:41,318
on taking advantage of
Dream Girl's germophobia
349
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,653
and Stink's disgusting reputation.
350
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:47,074
Stink will pretend to have
trouble with the Wi-fi
351
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,994
on his phone and ask Dream Girl for help.
352
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:54,790
While he waits, Stink will
constantly wipe his nose,
353
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:58,085
pick his teeth, and cough into his hands.
354
00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:00,837
It will be more than
Dream Girl can handle,
355
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,590
and she will assume that
anything in Stink's hand
356
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:07,511
is covered with germs,
especially his phone.
357
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,930
This will send her to the closest sink
358
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,099
where Stats will be waiting.
359
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:16,353
While she scrubs her hands,
Stats will make the switch.
360
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:20,399
With Dream Girl's phone in
hand, Stats will run upstairs
361
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,735
and lure Dream Girl
away from the back door.
362
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,821
When she realizes Stats has her phone,
363
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,406
You have my phone!
364
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,949
She'll chase him down
365
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,284
and leave the exit unprotected.
366
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:35,247
It's locked. We gotta climb.
367
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,096
- I can't.
- Can't what?
368
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,141
I'll just wait here.
369
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:57,144
- No, you're thinking
too much. Just do it.
370
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,606
- Intuition is knowing beyond knowledge.
371
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,693
My intuition is telling me
that I'm gonna break my legs.
372
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,920
- Dude, your bike is awesome.
373
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,219
And lame.
374
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,512
I know, I know.
375
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,515
- He's not old enough to
watch "The Blue Shadow"
376
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,017
without parental guidance.
377
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,895
That movie would be rated
R by today's standards.
378
00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:43,773
The regulations were
much looser in the 80s.
379
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,693
- He probably hears worse at school.
380
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:49,446
Maybe.
381
00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:53,783
But the fact is he took
it without permission.
382
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:54,618
He stole it.
383
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,154
taking care of business
384
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,991
better than Cheez
385
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:39,704
- Why'd you stop?
386
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,415
- That way takes us past the
McGuffin brothers' house.
387
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:47,587
- On the first day of school,
I got one piece of advice.
388
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:50,966
That was to steer clear
of the McGuffin brothers.
389
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,676
That was from a teacher.
390
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,263
They were bad at school
391
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,098
and worse in the neighborhood.
392
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,141
If kids got caught riding their bikes
393
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:01,935
past the McGuffin brother's house,
394
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,312
they got wedgies so intense,
395
00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:07,732
the skid marks permanently
stained their underwear.
396
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,735
Joggers who ran by ended
up barefoot, confused,
397
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:13,530
and no longer wearing their Fitbits.
398
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:17,576
Tonight, Henry Hudson wanted
to keep his shoes on his feet
399
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,828
and his underwear out of his bum.
400
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:21,955
- If we circle back,
401
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,873
we don't have to ride past the McGuffins.
402
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:25,959
- Yes. Predict and prevent.
403
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,670
- No, no. That'll take way too long.
404
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,672
- I know a shortcut through the woods.
405
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,970
- I'm allergic to the woods.
406
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,346
- I guess we got no choice.
407
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,849
- The long way.
- Nope.
408
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,439
Chip took the lead riding
409
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,734
down the street with Stink close behind.
410
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,193
They were a distant blur
411
00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:55,947
before Henry got the
courage to start pedaling.
412
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,074
Henry road slow and steady
413
00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,702
as he approached the
McGuffin brother's house.
414
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,288
His eyes searched the shadows.
415
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,248
The path looked clear,
416
00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:09,461
and Henry slowly gained
speed and confidence.
417
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,795
He was doing it.
418
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:14,007
He was riding by the
McGuffin brother's house
419
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,842
and not getting pummeled.
420
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:19,929
Then the unthinkable happened.
421
00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:23,141
His shoelace came undone
and was dangerously close
422
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,894
to getting tangled in his pedal.
423
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:29,189
If it got wrapped around,
he would be toast.
424
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:32,609
So Henry put his head
down and pedaled harder
425
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,986
than he ever pedaled before.
426
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:38,406
His training wheels barely
touched the pavement.
427
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:42,202
Then, at the most dangerous
point of the crossing,
428
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,495
it happened.
429
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,747
The shoelace whipped around the pedal
430
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,541
and sent him to a crashing halt.
431
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:54,047
Henry was doomed, laying
helpless on the ground
432
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,925
in front of the McGuffin brother's house.
433
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:59,469
He struggled to free
his foot from the pedal,
434
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,721
but it was no use.
435
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:04,766
He would be another
victim of the McGuffins.
436
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:07,977
Footsteps came from the distance.
437
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:11,314
Henry scooted away from
the footsteps frantically.
438
00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:13,525
It was Chip.
439
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,444
Chip slipped Henry's foot out of his shoe
440
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,113
and pushed the bike to safety
441
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:21,908
as Henry hobbled beside
him, wearing only one shoe.
442
00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,828
The boys got lucky.
443
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:27,956
No kid has ever survived being stranded
444
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:31,167
like that in front of
the McGovern's house.
445
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:34,713
They knew this meant the
McGuffins were on the prowl,
446
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,799
and the boys better watch their backs.
447
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,224
- This is it.
448
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,169
I smell nerds.
449
00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:31,561
What are you fools doing
out of the neighborhood?
450
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,104
- We're going to my house.
451
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,648
- Who are you?
- Henry Hudson.
452
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:39,736
- Nice bike, Henry Hudson.
- Thanks.
453
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,112
- What'd you say, turd face?
454
00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:43,156
- Thanks?
455
00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,617
- That's not what I heard.
- What did you hear?
456
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,912
- I heard him say he wants to trade bikes.
457
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:49,871
- That's what I heard, too.
458
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:52,540
- Look, you know that's not what he said.
459
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,213
- Training wheels?
460
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:03,718
Oh man.
461
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,555
- Let the air out of your tires.
462
00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:11,017
Do it!
- Okay! Okay!
463
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:12,977
Okay.
464
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,200
Get off my bike.
465
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,835
Move!
466
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,503
Thanks for the bike, losers!
467
00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,226
- I would love to let Parker
out of the friend zone,
468
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:55,144
but the thought of
holding hands with someone
469
00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:59,357
or kissing them gives
germophobia to my germophobia.
470
00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:04,112
You're not supposed to be here.
471
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,947
- I'm not supposed to be in there.
472
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:24,382
if, what if we miss
473
00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:30,096
- If my sister lets her guard down,
474
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:32,348
that nerd could slip
out of the friend zone.
475
00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:36,811
Not on my watch. I'm gonna
nip it, nip it in the bud.
476
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,733
What's up, chicken butt?
477
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,318
You got a girlfriend yet?
- No.
478
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,947
- Dad said no boys over tonight.
479
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,741
- He means in the house.
480
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,576
- Should I text him to make sure?
481
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:54,162
- Do that and see what happens.
482
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:00,501
t was time for Stats
483
00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:04,422
to implement Operation Mystery Fart.
484
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:08,426
It was a communications ruse
designed to keep nerds away
485
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:13,222
from his sister and in the
friend zone where they belonged.
486
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,604
- I think it's like kind of-
487
00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:03,439
- Do you know where dad...
488
00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:06,150
Oh, gross!
489
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,695
It smells like a skunk
farted and died, ugh!
490
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,827
- My mom's gonna get me killed.
491
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,870
- Don't you mean your
mom's gonna kill you?
492
00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:18,705
- No.
493
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:21,833
When she finds out the McGuffin
brothers stole my bike,
494
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,127
she is gonna go ballistic
on their parents,
495
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:26,796
their parents are gonna
go ballistic on them-
496
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,881
- And they're gonna go ballistic on you.
497
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:30,758
- It trickles downhill.
498
00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:35,555
We gotta stop. He's gonna explode.
499
00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:50,611
- The McGuffin brothers
have skid marks for brains.
500
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:55,283
The McGuffin brothers
look like elephant butts.
501
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,955
- The McGuffin brothers? More
like the McMoron brothers.
502
00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:04,292
- The McGuffin brothers'
breath smells like.
503
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:10,173
More like this.
504
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,555
- I smell it. I actually smell it.
505
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,723
Yeah, you can.
506
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,850
Could you really smell it
507
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,268
from all the way over there?
- Yes, I could actually
508
00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:23,269
smell it.
- Yeah.
509
00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:25,021
- Bad.
- It was so stinky.
510
00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,814
- Well, he is Stink.
It's 'cause of all the food
511
00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:27,648
I eat.
- True, yeah.
512
00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:28,775
- It's how he got his nickname.
513
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:31,527
- Jerky?
514
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:12,777
- It's locked.
515
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:17,573
- This is a new car!
- I'll be careful.
516
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,077
- But those are
517
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:24,539
nachos.
518
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,936
- Stew meat? Stew meat jerky.
519
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:51,941
Nothing's better, except
maybe jerky and cheese.
520
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,026
I could eat a whole plate of cheese.
521
00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:01,033
- What's in there?
522
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,911
- Oh, that's our place to get away.
523
00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:06,747
- My dad runs the school. He hooked us up.
524
00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:08,541
- Your dad's the principal?
525
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:11,335
No, he's the janitor.
526
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,337
- He can unlock any door in the school.
527
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,342
That's funny.
- Naw.
528
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,596
- No, none of that.
- Hey, speaking of.
529
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:25,850
So my Uncle Jason, he has a
150-pound dog named Grace,
530
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,643
and man, that is one backyard you
531
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:29,187
don't wanna walk around in barefooted.
532
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,147
- I stepped in it once, ankle deep.
533
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,899
- Ugh.
- Stepped in it?
534
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,569
- Ice cream.
535
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:42,783
- Stink?
536
00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:50,124
Is that Ava Anderson?
537
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:53,336
- Sure is. Stink's gonna lose his mind.
538
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:57,924
- Does he like like her?
539
00:36:57,924 --> 00:37:00,009
- I mean, yeah, but she likes
him pretty boy, you know,
540
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,053
who was the personality of a potato.
541
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:04,972
- Just like the movies.
542
00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:07,433
- Yeah, except for in
the movies, you know,
543
00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:10,228
the hot girl likes the
nice guy in the end.
544
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,812
It's not like that in real life.
545
00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:18,861
If you can only watch one
movie your entire life,
546
00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:19,737
what would it be?
547
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:21,614
- Dang, Henry.
548
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:24,158
You know, that's a tough one
'cause you got your classics
549
00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:26,327
like "The Goondocks or
"The Great Bambino."
550
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,080
But you can't forget about
once like "The Tournament."
551
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,958
It's a classic 80s, just not
as beloved as the others.
552
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,669
You also have some like "Party Crashers,"
553
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:38,256
you know, the best worst
horror movie I've ever seen.
554
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,423
You know, what about you?
555
00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:40,633
- "The Blue Shadow."
556
00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:44,262
- Is it that good?
- yes.
557
00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:52,228
- Okay, he's cute.
558
00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:55,731
He's nice. He's the obviously into me.
559
00:37:55,731 --> 00:37:59,110
I just, I need to give him a sign.
560
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:03,948
We can start slow, hold
hands, and then maybe...
561
00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:08,077
I wonder when the last time
he washed his hands was.
562
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:11,539
Hands are full of gross
germs and bacteria,
563
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:14,250
and if we held hands, it would be like he
564
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,419
was sneezing into my hand.
565
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,046
Oh, that's gross.
566
00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:25,928
Having a burp and
toot track and not listening
567
00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:29,390
to it turned out to be more
than Stats could handle.
568
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:51,370
"The Blue Shadow" is ruthless.
569
00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:53,122
- "The Blue Shadow"?
- It's the best thing we
570
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:54,874
- It was never released.
- have ever seen.
571
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,334
Who's the fool
that didn't release this?
572
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,086
I'll never watch another movie!
573
00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:12,099
- You're not supposed to be in here.
574
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:14,518
"The Blue Shadow" is ruthless!
575
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:15,895
Chris Hoyt is awesome.
576
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,730
This is absolutely nuts.
577
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:20,524
The ending's insane!
578
00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:23,444
This is the best
thing we've ever seen.
579
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:24,278
- Who is the fool that
580
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:25,196
- Where are they?
- didn't release this?
581
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,452
- How'd it go, Romeo?
- Good, really good.
582
00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:32,995
- Where's your ice cream?
583
00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:35,581
I guess who went so good, I
forgot to get any ice cream.
584
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:36,582
- You wanna get some ice cream?
585
00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:39,377
- Hey, we didn't sneak out
to spend all night talking
586
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,545
to girls and eating ice cream.
587
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:42,505
We're on a mission.
588
00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:45,966
- Guys.
589
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,850
- I know nothing.
590
00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:56,268
- Do you want me to text Dad?
591
00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:01,273
- Do you want me to show Dad a picture
592
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:02,608
of that boy in the house?
593
00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:04,360
- That's not what this is about.
594
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,654
- If you were watching us not
letting boys in the house,
595
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,072
my friends wouldn't have escaped.
596
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,784
- Does he really have a
copy of "The Blue Shadow"?
597
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:12,993
- That's what he says.
598
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,164
- I can take you to get it.
599
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,168
- Where are they?
600
00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:25,881
And I was like,
"Text you later, sweetheart."
601
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,716
Your phone
doesn't even have service.
602
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:29,927
I can use my mom's phone.
603
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,178
When are you gonna text her?
604
00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:33,597
Not right away.
Girls can smell desperation.
605
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,641
That's not all they can smell.
606
00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:37,309
What's the code?
607
00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:38,811
My car has a sensor.
608
00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:42,982
We can climb.
609
00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:44,984
- No way. I'm not
leaving my bike out here.
610
00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:46,986
One of your fancy friends might take it.
611
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,447
- We wait.
612
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,452
Monkey butt.
613
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,953
- Bum sniffer.
- Puke breath.
614
00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:59,623
- Butt breath.
- Booger eater.
615
00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,459
- It's like the more
they insult each other,
616
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,836
the more they like each other.
617
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:14,930
- Ava Anderson.
618
00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:18,392
What are you doing?
- Hiding.
619
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,728
- Why?
620
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:24,523
- I can't show my face in front
of Ava Anderson ever again.
621
00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:25,774
- You said it went really well.
622
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,777
- It didn't.
- What happened?
623
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:30,946
- I brought my A game,
624
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:34,366
but love does strange things to a man.
625
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,582
Hey, Ava.
626
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:44,043
Hey-
- Stink.
627
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,837
My friends call me Stink.
- Oh.
628
00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:48,714
- Allow me to buy you some ice cream.
629
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:54,094
- Do you really think I would
ever like a guy named Stink?
630
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,180
Come on.
631
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:59,308
But if the kids wants to buy me ice cream,
632
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:01,060
I'm not gonna say no.
633
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,770
What would you like?
634
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:05,940
- Hmm, I'd like a sweet tart please.
635
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:09,944
- For this lovely lady, I'd
like one large sweet tart.
636
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,501
- Sorry that happened to you, man.
637
00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:28,087
- Where I come from, if you fart in front
638
00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:31,048
of the girl you love, your
friends make fun of you.
639
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,592
I don't know where Henry comes from.
640
00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:36,303
- Everyone toots, even Ava Anderson.
641
00:42:36,303 --> 00:42:38,597
- I bet it smells like roses.
642
00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:40,182
- You're disgusting.
- I know.
643
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,978
- Look, we can still make it. Run!
644
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:46,605
- My bike.
- Leave your bike!
645
00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:48,941
The boys sprinted.
646
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:52,695
Chip was in the league with
Stink in a close second.
647
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,238
Henry was a distant third,
648
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:57,658
and it looked like it was
his first time to run.
649
00:42:57,658 --> 00:43:00,035
Chip slipped through the
closing gate with ease.
650
00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:03,205
Stink made it through and
collapsed on the other side.
651
00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:07,501
Henry got closer, and
the opening grew smaller.
652
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,544
He started to let up,
653
00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:11,672
which would put him on the
wrong side of the gate.
654
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:15,134
Henry dug down and kept running.
655
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,969
His chance of making it through the gate
656
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,346
was improbable at best.
657
00:43:19,346 --> 00:43:20,264
I'm not gonna make it!
658
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,975
Yes, you will! Dive!
659
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,685
Henry knew
the chance of him diving
660
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:26,895
through the gate was slim, and the chance
661
00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:28,480
of him bashing his head into the gate
662
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,317
and getting his concussion
was much better.
663
00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:35,112
But tonight Henry threw
caution to the wind,
664
00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:39,742
ran faster than he'd ever
run in his life, and dove.
665
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:42,953
He flew through the air
past the closing gate.
666
00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:46,749
Well, almost.
- My shorts!
667
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:48,125
Henry got caught on the gate
668
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,586
in mid air and dangled by his shorts
669
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:53,088
as the gate continued to close.
670
00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:54,590
If Henry wasn't freed,
671
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,968
he would be crushed by the massive gate.
672
00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:01,263
Chip and Stink sprang into
action and grabbed Henry.
673
00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:04,266
They pulled as hard as they could
674
00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:05,684
but were losing the battle.
675
00:44:05,684 --> 00:44:08,854
However, the strain with which they pulled
676
00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:11,065
caused Stink to rip one,
677
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:14,068
and the extra force was just enough
678
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,278
to pull Henry right out of his shorts
679
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:18,113
Ah! My shorts!
680
00:44:18,113 --> 00:44:20,949
just before
the gates slam shut.
681
00:44:20,949 --> 00:44:23,952
Chip and Stink nearly peed their pants
682
00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:27,915
at the sight of Henry in
his Blue Shadow underwear.
683
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:30,209
Are those Blue Shadow underwear?
684
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,378
- Yes.
- I have those.
685
00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:35,631
That's great, but
could you please get my shorts?
686
00:44:47,601 --> 00:44:49,144
Finding a
rock with a hidden key
687
00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:52,231
shouldn't be a big deal unless there
688
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:56,276
are a thousand other rocks
that look just like it.
689
00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:59,238
We didn't come all
this way to not find the movie.
690
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:13,544
- I found it!
691
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:16,839
The key.
692
00:45:18,298 --> 00:45:19,466
It's amazing.
693
00:45:25,931 --> 00:45:28,642
No!
694
00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:48,162
It's gone.
695
00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:52,750
- We don't need a key.
- No!
696
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:56,295
- Step aside.
- Don't do it, Stink.
697
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,547
I'm doing it.
- My window.
698
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:01,425
- Yes, I'm going to break your window.
699
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,427
- No, my window's unlocked.
700
00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:17,608
Got a ladder?
701
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,360
- In the garage.
- In the locked garage?
702
00:46:21,987 --> 00:46:22,821
- Yeah.
703
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,449
- That's it, I'm breaking the window.
704
00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:26,784
- Well, no, we can climb.
705
00:46:29,077 --> 00:46:31,538
- Are you looking at the
same window I'm looking at?
706
00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:32,706
- Yes.
707
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:41,215
- Maybe you should go first.
- I don't do heights.
708
00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:42,800
- Well, I don't do heights, either.
709
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,135
- Yeah? Well I didn't forget the movie.
710
00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:49,556
- I can't do this.
711
00:46:51,433 --> 00:46:53,393
- Believe in yourself, man.
712
00:46:53,393 --> 00:46:57,189
- I do believe in myself. I
believe I'm gonna break my neck.
713
00:46:58,273 --> 00:46:59,107
- I got you.
714
00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:03,779
- If life had disclaimers,
this one would say,
715
00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:05,197
"Do not attempt."
716
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,121
As Henry scaled
the ridiculously pitched roof,
717
00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:15,874
he grew more concerned about the plan.
718
00:47:15,874 --> 00:47:18,794
It appeared Chip was
going to try to lower him
719
00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:22,381
down to the window with
a homemade harness.
720
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:24,800
With one end of the
garden hose tag to Henry
721
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,136
and the other fastened to the
chimney, Chip was confident he
722
00:47:28,136 --> 00:47:30,806
could lower Henry safely to the window.
723
00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:34,268
Henry, on the other hand,
was not as confident.
724
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,687
Not a chance. I'll lower you.
725
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,689
You can't hold me.
726
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,732
What if you can't hold me?
727
00:47:40,732 --> 00:47:43,110
I can. Listen.
728
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:46,613
I watched tons of "Lost
in the Wild" shows,
729
00:47:46,613 --> 00:47:49,116
and I saw this guy repel off a cliff
730
00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:51,827
with a ball of twine and some gummy bears.
731
00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:53,787
Trust me, we got this.
732
00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:55,998
I knew he could do it.
733
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:58,041
But when you're dangling above concrete
734
00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:02,170
facing certain death, a kid's
nerves can get a little shaky.
735
00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:04,965
I am going
to die! I can't do it.
736
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:08,385
Look, I got you.
Just crawl through the window!
737
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:09,636
I'm too high!
738
00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:13,140
You okay?
739
00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:15,517
I'm by the window!
740
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:17,769
Okay, bring it home!
741
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:19,980
He's in!
742
00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:31,283
- The alarm.
743
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:37,122
Unhook me!
- What?
744
00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:39,291
- Unhook me!
745
00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,504
You're free!
746
00:48:49,509 --> 00:48:51,178
Henry
sprinted through the house
747
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:53,430
with the garden hose trailing behind him.
748
00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:55,515
Henry was about to punch in the code
749
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:59,311
when the garden hose cinched
up and stuck in his tracks.
750
00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:03,106
The beeping got faster as the
counter ticked towards zero.
751
00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:06,193
Henry backtracked to find
where the hose was snagged.
752
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:09,529
He managed to rip it free and
race back to the alarm panel.
753
00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:12,574
Five, four, three, two.
754
00:49:12,574 --> 00:49:15,869
Henry punched the code just
before the alarm hit zero.
755
00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:18,163
Disarmed.
756
00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:21,124
Disaster averted.
757
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:45,232
- Ah, Stats is never gonna believe this.
758
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:47,985
- If that was me, I would've
literally pooped my pants.
759
00:49:51,029 --> 00:49:52,656
Are you crop dusting?
760
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:53,490
- Maybe a little.
761
00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:56,910
- You never had of crop dusting?
762
00:49:56,910 --> 00:50:00,455
- That's when you let one rip
every time you take a step.
763
00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:04,334
- What do you turn sniffers doing?
764
00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:05,168
- Crop dusting.
765
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:10,632
- Give me one reason not to
pulverize this puke face.
766
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,469
- We have "The Blue Shadow."
- That's an urban legend.
767
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:19,433
- Is this a book?
- It's a VHS, you moron.
768
00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:23,937
- What's a VHS?
- It's like an old-timey DVD.
769
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:29,276
Is it "The Blue Shadow"?
- Yes.
770
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:35,866
You can't have
that! You can't have that!
771
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,581
- If anything happens to that movie,
772
00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:46,043
I will kill him, literally kill him.
773
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,920
- It's just a movie.
774
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,172
- Just a movie!
775
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,382
What? Just a movie.
776
00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:55,510
That's like saying WAM is just a band.
777
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,554
- Who's WAM?
778
00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:00,766
- Who's WAM?
779
00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:05,187
Only the most awesome band to ever exist.
780
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:07,355
Geez.
781
00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,284
- Did you get the movie?
782
00:51:20,368 --> 00:51:23,038
- You guys get back to the house now.
783
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,723
All right, boys.
784
00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:43,183
Take a good look around because you
785
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,852
will not be getting
invited back to this house.
786
00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:51,983
What's wrong with him?
787
00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:55,821
- The lights are on, but nobody's home.
788
00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:57,739
- His dad's gonna kill him.
789
00:51:57,739 --> 00:51:59,991
- He deserves whatever punishment he gets.
790
00:51:59,991 --> 00:52:03,703
- Yeah, well, the McGuffin
stole his movie and his bike.
791
00:52:04,579 --> 00:52:08,750
- The McGuffin brothers. They
have always been terrible.
792
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,460
I used to babysit them,
and they would literally
793
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:12,879
steal my babysitting money every time.
794
00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:13,922
- They are so disgusting,
795
00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:16,883
I have to sanitize my hands
after thinking about them.
796
00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:20,303
- They make me poop in
the other hall at school.
797
00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:22,139
I've almost fumbled twice.
798
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,807
- Yep. They chipped my tooth.
799
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,018
- They say things about you.
800
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:29,729
- What kind of things?
801
00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:32,315
- Let's just say they
think you're real pretty.
802
00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:35,735
- Now I have to drop my kids
off at the pool before school.
803
00:52:35,735 --> 00:52:36,945
- That's enough.
804
00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:45,537
Would you rather be losers all our lives
805
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,415
or earn some respect?
806
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:51,293
- We're not losers.
Yeah, we kinda are.
807
00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:56,339
- Stats, would you rather
let those meat heads
808
00:52:56,339 --> 00:52:58,800
call your sister Dream Girl
809
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,927
or make them call your sister Ashley?
810
00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:06,850
Stink, would you rather
poop in your own hall
811
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,769
or fumble in front of Ava Anderson?
812
00:53:11,396 --> 00:53:15,275
Parker, would you rather let the McGuffins
813
00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:19,487
take your babysitting money
or take back your dignity?
814
00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:26,912
Ashley, would you rather
disinfect your hands
815
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:29,706
every single time you saw those creeps
816
00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:34,336
or disinfect the neighborhood
by showing them who's boss?
817
00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:38,548
Chip, would you rather let
the McGuffin brothers pick
818
00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:40,342
on us for the rest of our lives
819
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:44,804
or stand up for ourselves like men?
820
00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:49,309
But if we stand up for
ourselves, they'll destroy us.
821
00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:51,228
- Or we'll destroy them.
822
00:53:54,856 --> 00:53:55,690
- I'm in.
823
00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:59,986
- From now on, I poop in my own hall.
824
00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:02,364
- I'll do anything you need, Henry Hudson.
825
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:03,198
- Me, too.
826
00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:06,368
- You know we're gonna die, right?
827
00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:09,746
- It's highly probable.
828
00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:13,667
- Forget the probability. I'm in.
829
00:54:20,131 --> 00:54:21,508
- Okay, here's the plan.
830
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:29,182
We slide out in stealth mode.
831
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:39,484
Chip and I are the ladder crew.
832
00:54:44,322 --> 00:54:46,825
Stats, you're my eyes and ears.
833
00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:53,748
Ashley, you have some
most dangerous job of all.
834
00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:01,298
Can we take a second
to appreciate this moment?
835
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:04,342
That, ladies and gentlemen, is
why they call her Dream Girl.
836
00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:06,428
- Let's go, weirdo.
837
00:55:09,014 --> 00:55:12,142
Stink, we need
you to eat more beans
838
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:14,060
than you have ever eaten in your life.
839
00:55:18,606 --> 00:55:21,234
When the coast is clear,
you give the signal.
840
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,114
You are clear for takeoff.
841
00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:34,622
- Locked and loaded.
842
00:55:43,214 --> 00:55:44,799
The shuttle has landed.
843
00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:53,683
All systems go.
844
00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:59,022
- Deploy the diversion.
845
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:01,733
- Caw caw caw! Caw caw caw caw!
846
00:56:04,569 --> 00:56:05,904
Caw caw caw caw!
847
00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:12,911
Ashley, you
will engage the enemy.
848
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:20,126
Thank you, Jesus.
849
00:56:20,126 --> 00:56:22,045
- Sorry, wrong house.
850
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,300
- That was Dream Girl.
- Whatever.
851
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,511
- She winked at me.
- She was squinting
852
00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:31,221
because you're so ugly.
853
00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:39,229
- You are clear to breach the perimeter.
854
00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:49,531
- Caw caw caw! Caw caw caw caw!
855
00:56:57,288 --> 00:56:58,832
- Oh!
- Oh, God!
856
00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:00,500
- Oh, get out!
- I can't breathe!
857
00:57:03,795 --> 00:57:05,672
- Call the ball.
858
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:18,518
- And that's how it was
supposed to go down.
859
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:21,938
What really happened was
much more of a disaster.
860
00:57:22,772 --> 00:57:24,774
A disaster is
a bit of an understatement.
861
00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:28,736
This raid was more like a catastrophe.
862
00:57:28,736 --> 00:57:30,488
The ladder proved to be a little more
863
00:57:30,488 --> 00:57:32,157
than the ladder crew could handle.
864
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:33,950
Stink immediately got tangled
865
00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:36,828
in his megaphone garden
hose rig and hit the ground.
866
00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:38,997
Dream Girl tried to untangle Stink
867
00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:41,416
but ended up hogtying him instead.
868
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,001
- I'm trapped!
- Let go of the handle.
869
00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:44,836
- Unlock the door!
- Let go of the handle.
870
00:57:46,921 --> 00:57:48,339
Apparently,
there is a limit to
871
00:57:48,339 --> 00:57:51,134
how many beans a man can
eat, and Stink found it.
872
00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:55,180
He strained to cut the cheese.
His face turned bright red.
873
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:59,767
Veins rose from his forehead,
but his stomach revolted.
874
00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:05,273
Instead of letting his lethal
gas loose on the McGuffins,
875
00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:09,569
he blew chunks all over the lawn.
876
00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:12,280
Abort, abort!
He's tossing his cookies.
877
00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:15,575
The force of Stink's
cookie tossing knocked him
878
00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:17,327
into the ladder.
879
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:19,204
What are you
losers doing in my yard?
880
00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:20,163
Who is it?
881
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:22,790
It's those losers
who gave us the movie.
882
00:58:22,790 --> 00:58:25,251
This is going
to the highest bidder.
883
00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:27,128
It's already on e-Bay.
884
00:58:27,128 --> 00:58:29,339
Henry didn't
know what he was thinking.
885
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:31,966
What happened next just happened.
886
00:58:31,966 --> 00:58:34,552
Without thinking, he plucked
a movie from Mark's hand,
887
00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:36,179
leapt from the roof, rolled forward,
888
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:39,474
popped up onto his feet, and chaos ensued
889
00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:41,309
on the McGuffin brothers lawn.
890
00:58:41,309 --> 00:58:45,480
Stink, Chip, Stats, and Dream
Girl ran for Parker's SUV.
891
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,441
However, Henry saw his
bike and went for it.
892
00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:52,070
He hopped on and started
to ride for the SUV.
893
00:58:52,070 --> 00:58:54,239
But without his training wheels,
894
00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:56,616
he weaved drastically off course,
895
00:58:56,616 --> 00:58:58,451
crashing into the McGuffins' fence.
896
00:58:58,451 --> 00:59:01,663
Mark and Mike exploded out the front door.
897
00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:03,665
You're dead, nerds!
898
00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:12,674
We got a runner!
899
00:59:17,762 --> 00:59:20,807
You can't run forever, nerd!
900
00:59:22,433 --> 00:59:24,769
You know you're dead, right?
901
00:59:32,193 --> 00:59:33,820
- Do you think he's dead yet died?
902
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:34,988
- He died a hero.
903
00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:46,749
What's the code?
904
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:50,837
- The code is 7260, repeated, 7260.
905
00:59:52,797 --> 00:59:53,715
Roger that.
906
01:00:03,808 --> 01:00:08,271
Whoa, he's
pretty fast for a nerd.
907
01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:10,898
- Okay, you guys stay
here. I gotta go help him.
908
01:00:10,898 --> 01:00:12,442
- I'm going with you.
909
01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:14,110
- My parents will be here in an hour,
910
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:15,987
and there is 100% chance that they
911
01:00:15,987 --> 01:00:18,197
will notice that everyone is gone.
912
01:00:18,197 --> 01:00:23,202
- I can distract them, but I
need Parker's help. Come on.
913
01:00:24,912 --> 01:00:26,372
- Let's go.
- all right, come on.
914
01:00:27,915 --> 01:00:30,627
Henry was
safe for the moment,
915
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,630
and when he laid his eyes
on the secret hideout
916
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:38,176
for the first time, it was a kid's dream.
917
01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:40,970
There was a mismatch
of worn-out furniture,
918
01:00:40,970 --> 01:00:45,475
movie posters, comics, action
figures for decoration.
919
01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:49,312
Boxes, candy wrappers, and soda
bottles littered the floor.
920
01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:53,149
Half-full two liters were
lined up next to the computer.
921
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:56,694
The beef jerky and candy
stash were on the table.
922
01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:58,946
Board games, magazines, trading cards,
923
01:00:58,946 --> 01:01:01,574
Nerf guns were strewn about the hideout.
924
01:01:01,574 --> 01:01:04,452
The centerpiece of the room
was a giant computer screen
925
01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:06,245
with three chairs huddled around it.
926
01:01:06,245 --> 01:01:07,747
The longer you stay in there,
927
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,415
the more we're gonna beat you.
928
01:01:09,415 --> 01:01:11,876
Start timer.
- For how long?
929
01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:14,420
- As long as it takes.
- For how long?
930
01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:16,130
- Fine, five minutes.
931
01:01:16,130 --> 01:01:18,549
Timer
set for five minutes.
932
01:01:18,549 --> 01:01:20,426
You got five minutes.
933
01:01:20,426 --> 01:01:22,637
Henry continued
to search the hideout
934
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,806
and found a duffel bag in the corner.
935
01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:29,769
He unzipped it and discovered
an arsenal of water guns.
936
01:01:29,769 --> 01:01:31,729
Henry chose two mega soakers.
937
01:01:31,729 --> 01:01:33,981
He filled the mega soakers with soda,
938
01:01:33,981 --> 01:01:36,651
then pressed his ear against the door.
939
01:01:36,651 --> 01:01:40,113
Let's get this over
with, nerd! I'm getting hangry.
940
01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:43,449
The word
hangry gave Henry an idea.
941
01:01:43,449 --> 01:01:46,160
He grabbed a bag of beef
jerky, cracked open the door,
942
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,246
tossed it to the McGuffin brothers,
943
01:01:48,246 --> 01:01:51,332
and slammed the door and waited.
944
01:01:56,421 --> 01:01:58,005
- And then my therapist suggested I
945
01:01:58,005 --> 01:02:00,758
should go to Sweden on my next holiday.
946
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,391
- I wish I was in Sweden right now.
947
01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:10,601
- What was that?
- Nothing.
948
01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:25,616
- Is that your parents?
949
01:02:25,616 --> 01:02:27,410
- My parents don't ring the doorbell.
950
01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:28,786
- Oh yeah.
951
01:02:31,289 --> 01:02:32,123
- Who is it?
952
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,253
- I don't know, but he
does not look happy.
953
01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,016
- You got your ears on good, buddy?
954
01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:52,935
We're gonna rip
his ears off his head.
955
01:02:52,935 --> 01:02:54,270
They got him.
956
01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:56,564
Then we'll rip
your ears off your head.
957
01:02:57,398 --> 01:03:00,777
- I got my eyes on the
McGuffin, but no Henry.
958
01:03:02,153 --> 01:03:03,946
While the
McGuffin brothers were fighting
959
01:03:03,946 --> 01:03:06,240
over the last piece of beef jerky,
960
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:07,742
Henry flung open the door
961
01:03:07,742 --> 01:03:10,077
and unloaded both mega soakers on 'em.
962
01:03:11,913 --> 01:03:15,166
It was hard to tell what
surprised the McGuffins more,
963
01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:19,003
that Henry tried to stand
up to them or that his aim
964
01:03:19,003 --> 01:03:23,382
was so bad that not even
a drop of soda hit them.
965
01:03:23,382 --> 01:03:25,802
Henry dropped the mega
soakers and ran for it,
966
01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:28,763
but instead of escaping, he slipped
967
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,848
on the spilled soda and hit the ground.
968
01:03:32,725 --> 01:03:35,228
You're not going anywhere, fool!
969
01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,563
You gonna cry, little baby?
970
01:03:37,563 --> 01:03:39,482
Henry did not cry.
971
01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:43,945
He released the biggest
burp to ever escape his lips
972
01:03:48,699 --> 01:03:51,369
and blew it into the McGuffins' faces.
973
01:03:52,203 --> 01:03:56,290
For a moment, they gagged,
allowing Henry to squirm away
974
01:03:56,290 --> 01:03:58,209
and make a dash for his bike.
975
01:03:58,209 --> 01:04:00,169
He's on the move. Let's go.
976
01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,050
It was happening.
977
01:04:06,050 --> 01:04:09,804
Not only was he riding his
bike without training wheels,
978
01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:13,015
but he wasn't crashing into anything.
979
01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:17,436
He was home free until
he rounded the corner.
980
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:27,154
Is everyone okay?
981
01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:32,827
The McGuffin
brothers, they're coming.
982
01:04:32,827 --> 01:04:34,579
Yeah, it's good. It's okay.
983
01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:35,872
- We have to run!
- No, no.
984
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:38,666
- We cannot run forever.
- It's okay.
985
01:04:40,251 --> 01:04:43,337
Well, if it isn't
the Mingo Valley film nerds.
986
01:04:43,337 --> 01:04:44,839
Who do we beat first?
987
01:05:18,956 --> 01:05:21,876
- Where's your sister? Answer me this.
988
01:05:21,876 --> 01:05:24,670
How do you look like a total dorkus
989
01:05:24,670 --> 01:05:26,505
and she looks like such a dream girl?
990
01:05:29,133 --> 01:05:30,760
- I knew the odds weren't in my favor,
991
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,554
but there's just so much a man can take.
992
01:05:33,554 --> 01:05:36,724
It finally happened. I lost my mind.
993
01:05:59,455 --> 01:06:00,623
- Get off him!
994
01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:07,463
- Give us the movie.
- Never.
995
01:06:09,006 --> 01:06:10,967
- If you don't want the
rest of your teeth chipped,
996
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:12,218
you'll give us the movie.
997
01:06:13,135 --> 01:06:14,345
- Don't do it.
998
01:06:16,555 --> 01:06:17,848
You can watch it with us.
999
01:06:17,848 --> 01:06:19,433
- Really?
- Yeah!
1000
01:06:19,433 --> 01:06:20,851
- We're not hanging out with these losers.
1001
01:06:20,851 --> 01:06:22,269
We already got a bid for $2,000.
1002
01:06:22,269 --> 01:06:23,896
No!
1003
01:06:23,896 --> 01:06:25,982
- And there's still five days left.
1004
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:27,942
- Yeah, we're gonna buy some dirt bikes,
1005
01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:32,947
an Xbox, a Nintendo Switch,
a huge TV, two tablets,
1006
01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:36,909
a bunch of pellet guns,
a drone, some nunchucks,
1007
01:06:36,909 --> 01:06:41,205
throwing stars, crossbows,
jellyfish, a huge shark!
1008
01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:45,042
- Dog pile!
1009
01:06:48,254 --> 01:06:49,213
Before I met these guys,
1010
01:06:49,213 --> 01:06:51,716
I would have never found
myself in this situation.
1011
01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:56,929
He might get
clobbered, but tonight,
1012
01:06:56,929 --> 01:07:01,058
Henry was defending his
friend's sister's honor.
1013
01:07:01,058 --> 01:07:03,978
That's right, his friend.
1014
01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:07,648
Chip had been waiting for
this day for a long time.
1015
01:07:07,648 --> 01:07:10,192
The McGuffins' reign of terror was over.
1016
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:14,864
It was like Stats was having
an out of body experience.
1017
01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:18,617
He saw the McGuffins
getting what they deserved,
1018
01:07:18,617 --> 01:07:20,286
and it was awesome.
1019
01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:25,207
If what Stink thought was
happening was actually happening
1020
01:07:25,207 --> 01:07:28,544
and they were defeating
the McGuffin brothers,
1021
01:07:28,544 --> 01:07:30,421
the Mingo Valley Film Club
1022
01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:33,132
would become neighborhood legends.
1023
01:07:40,264 --> 01:07:41,682
- That's my boy!
1024
01:07:45,102 --> 01:07:46,645
- Get your butt on their noses.
1025
01:07:55,029 --> 01:07:56,489
Get off!
1026
01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:13,422
I can still smell it.
1027
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,382
- That was an indirect hit.
1028
01:08:15,382 --> 01:08:17,343
You are now in the perfect position
1029
01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:19,512
for a full blow of Stink's gas.
1030
01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:20,846
No!
1031
01:08:20,846 --> 01:08:23,057
- Do you promise to stop
making fun of everybody
1032
01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:25,351
and stop talking about Stats' sister?
1033
01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:26,811
Promise!
1034
01:08:26,811 --> 01:08:30,689
- There's a 99.999%
chance that they're lying.
1035
01:08:30,689 --> 01:08:31,941
Let 'em have it, Stink.
1036
01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:34,777
- Please, no! I can't take another one.
1037
01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:37,363
Okay, okay! Not another word.
1038
01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,281
- How do we know you're not lying?
1039
01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:40,157
- The spit shake.
1040
01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:44,161
- The spit shake is the
ultimate in boyhood trust.
1041
01:08:44,161 --> 01:08:46,080
None of us have actually
done the spit shake,
1042
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,832
but we've seen it in movies.
1043
01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:01,387
Fist bump?
1044
01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:07,476
I knew there were lying!
1045
01:09:07,476 --> 01:09:08,853
Give me the movie.
1046
01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:20,156
Out of the shadows,
1047
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:24,869
Henry's dad emerged
like a gunslinger coming
1048
01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:26,370
to collect his bounty.
1049
01:09:27,955 --> 01:09:29,999
Drop the movie!
1050
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,876
It's not your fight, old man!
1051
01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:35,129
Old man?
1052
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:37,798
Henry's
dad took off after Mark.
1053
01:09:37,798 --> 01:09:42,803
He was not graceful,
but he was determined.
1054
01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:45,723
Mark juked, but Henry's dad kept up
1055
01:09:45,723 --> 01:09:48,601
with him for every twist and turn.
1056
01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:52,813
- Who's the old man now?
- You!
1057
01:09:52,813 --> 01:09:54,523
Then, just as Henry's dad
1058
01:09:54,523 --> 01:09:58,861
was about to grab Mark, his knee went out,
1059
01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:02,907
and he hit the ground.
1060
01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:07,203
Henry's dad was immobile on
the ground, holding his knee.
1061
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,914
Mark stood above him, holding the movie.
1062
01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:12,541
Nerds never win.
1063
01:10:12,541 --> 01:10:15,461
Nerd? I'm not a nerd!
1064
01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,171
Did you see my car?
1065
01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:22,218
That's a nice car,
but once a nerd, always a nerd.
1066
01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:27,806
Give me the movie!
- Not a chance, old nerd.
1067
01:10:27,806 --> 01:10:31,101
Mark smirked at
Henry's dad on the ground.
1068
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:34,438
Then, out of nowhere,
1069
01:10:35,272 --> 01:10:38,484
Mark was tackled by Henry.
1070
01:10:39,944 --> 01:10:41,695
The movie fell from Mark's hand,
1071
01:10:41,695 --> 01:10:44,698
and Henry's dad crawled to grab it.
1072
01:10:44,698 --> 01:10:49,078
Henry unleashed years of pent-up rage.
1073
01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:52,581
He grabbed Mark by the
waistband of his underwear and,
1074
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:57,586
with super human strength, Henry
lifted Mark above his head.
1075
01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:00,965
It was a wedgie that would go down
1076
01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:02,925
in the history of wedgies.
1077
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:06,387
Mark cried like a little baby.
1078
01:11:07,388 --> 01:11:09,181
Mike took a step to save his brother,
1079
01:11:09,181 --> 01:11:14,186
but he was met with a wall
of Chip, Stink, and Stats.
1080
01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:18,065
Try it and see what happens.
1081
01:11:18,065 --> 01:11:20,484
Henry, that's enough!
1082
01:11:20,484 --> 01:11:23,112
Henry
dropped Mark to the ground
1083
01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:26,365
and held him there with a stare.
1084
01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:29,994
- Are we cool?
- We're cool.
1085
01:11:31,036 --> 01:11:32,496
Henry extended his hand
1086
01:11:32,496 --> 01:11:34,206
and helped Mark to his feet,
1087
01:11:35,207 --> 01:11:38,377
and that was the last
time the McGuffin brothers
1088
01:11:38,377 --> 01:11:40,713
ever terrorized the neighborhood.
1089
01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:48,637
- Henry! We gotta go like now.
1090
01:11:48,637 --> 01:11:51,140
- I can't. I'm in serious trouble.
1091
01:11:56,603 --> 01:11:57,438
- Wait.
1092
01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:07,531
Go have fun with your friends.
1093
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:17,791
- You gave him the movie?
- No.
1094
01:12:20,127 --> 01:12:20,961
He earned it.
1095
01:12:23,547 --> 01:12:24,840
- Can I go home now?
1096
01:12:27,926 --> 01:12:28,761
- Yeah.
1097
01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:50,866
- Maybe we should wait outside.
1098
01:12:53,118 --> 01:12:54,953
Under any other circumstance, sitting down
1099
01:12:54,953 --> 01:12:56,914
on Ashley's couch would
have been my dream.
1100
01:12:56,914 --> 01:13:00,542
But no dad wants to find their
daughter alone with a guy.
1101
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:04,963
- They're here. Kiss me!
- Your parents!
1102
01:13:07,257 --> 01:13:08,342
- Hey!
- Ah!
1103
01:13:12,179 --> 01:13:13,305
- Where are you going, big boy?
1104
01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:14,139
- No!
1105
01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:17,142
- We trusted you!
1106
01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:19,603
- I thought you liked him!
1107
01:13:20,687 --> 01:13:22,523
- Is this the example you
wanna set for your brother?
1108
01:13:23,357 --> 01:13:27,069
- Hold on, it's quiet. It's too quiet.
1109
01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:28,779
- That's 'cause they're listening!
1110
01:13:29,988 --> 01:13:30,823
You know what?
1111
01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:32,491
Because you deliberately disobeyed us,
1112
01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:33,909
you're grounded for a month.
1113
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,123
- I'm sorry!
1114
01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:41,875
I'm sorry! I thought you liked him.
1115
01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:42,709
Wait.
1116
01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:51,135
I learned how to cry
on demand from YouTube.
1117
01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:53,137
It's a skill every daughter should have.
1118
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,723
I'm sorry! I thought-
1119
01:13:56,723 --> 01:13:57,850
The tears were fake,
1120
01:13:57,850 --> 01:14:00,561
but the diversion was real.
1121
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:03,230
Dream Girl motioned for
the boys to get upstairs.
1122
01:14:04,815 --> 01:14:07,151
- Are we busted?
- Not yet.
1123
01:14:07,151 --> 01:14:08,444
If the
boys were gonna make it
1124
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:10,154
to the game room undetected,
1125
01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:13,866
they would have to scale a
giant tree and leap to the roof.
1126
01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:17,244
It was dangerous, but not impossible.
1127
01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:20,289
The only thing holding
them back was Stink.
1128
01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:22,708
Stink doesn't do heights.
1129
01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:25,419
But to all of their surprise,
Stink was the first one
1130
01:14:25,419 --> 01:14:27,045
to look at the tree and say.
1131
01:14:27,045 --> 01:14:29,923
- We climb.
- Can you do it?
1132
01:14:29,923 --> 01:14:31,091
He can do it.
1133
01:14:31,091 --> 01:14:34,219
The boys scaled
the tree in a single file line.
1134
01:14:34,219 --> 01:14:36,430
They were all agile except for Stink,
1135
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:38,348
who brought up the rear.
1136
01:14:38,348 --> 01:14:41,393
From his position, Stink
saw Stat's mom heading
1137
01:14:41,393 --> 01:14:42,478
for the stairs.
1138
01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:44,480
Your mom is coming upstairs.
1139
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:47,774
The only thing
that could stall Stats' mom
1140
01:14:47,774 --> 01:14:51,195
was burps and toots, and lucky for Stats,
1141
01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:53,363
he had them in his pocket.
1142
01:14:53,363 --> 01:14:54,656
Stats whipped out his phone
1143
01:14:54,656 --> 01:14:57,367
and cued up the burp and toot track.
1144
01:14:57,367 --> 01:14:58,744
The moment he hit the play button,
1145
01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:01,747
the sounds of burps and
toots filled the house.
1146
01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:08,295
It was enough to stop
Stats' mom in her tracks.
1147
01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:12,049
One by one, the boys leapt
from the tree to the roof.
1148
01:15:12,049 --> 01:15:14,676
Stats and Chip slept in the window,
1149
01:15:14,676 --> 01:15:16,428
and Henry waited for Stink,
1150
01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:19,181
who was stuck at the jumping point.
1151
01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:21,558
- Jump.
- I can't make it.
1152
01:15:21,558 --> 01:15:23,769
Quit thinking and do it!
1153
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:27,189
Stink closed
his eyes and made the leap.
1154
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:31,109
Henry was in awe as Stink
flew through the air
1155
01:15:31,109 --> 01:15:33,111
like a fragrant flying squirrel.
1156
01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:37,115
But despite his courage, it looked like he
1157
01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:39,409
was gonna come up just short of the roof
1158
01:15:39,409 --> 01:15:44,373
and land in the bushes
below until out of nowhere,
1159
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,375
Stink released a toot
1160
01:15:48,085 --> 01:15:50,879
that propelled him the
extra distance he needed.
1161
01:15:53,173 --> 01:15:55,926
The boys scurried inside and
stumbled to the game room.
1162
01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:08,146
Oh, come on, Stink.
1163
01:16:27,749 --> 01:16:28,917
- Is it clear?
1164
01:16:29,793 --> 01:16:31,545
It's clear.
1165
01:16:35,507 --> 01:16:39,469
So, was it awesome?
1166
01:16:39,469 --> 01:16:40,554
- We didn't watch it.
1167
01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:44,725
- What? Why?
1168
01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:46,852
What have you guys been doing?
1169
01:16:46,852 --> 01:16:47,728
- Waiting for you.
1170
01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:52,274
Really?
1171
01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:57,654
Well, in that case, who wants
to eat ice cream upstairs
1172
01:16:57,654 --> 01:16:59,114
and not tell Dad?
1173
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:17,257
- How'd you do it?
- Lots of tears.
1174
01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:19,343
- What'd you get?
1175
01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:23,347
- Grounded for a month
and sentenced to hang out
1176
01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:25,807
around the house with my
brother and his friends.
1177
01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:28,602
- Thanks for covering for us.
1178
01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:30,979
- I could think of worse people
1179
01:17:30,979 --> 01:17:32,522
to hang out with, Henry Hudson.
1180
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,912
- I get maple!
- Yeah.
1181
01:17:51,166 --> 01:17:52,376
- Pass me the sausage rolls.
1182
01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:54,294
- Yeah, I know. Henry gets dibs.
1183
01:17:54,294 --> 01:17:55,545
- What? Why does Henry get dibs?
1184
01:17:55,545 --> 01:17:58,173
- 'Cause last night, he was the man.
1185
01:17:58,173 --> 01:18:01,718
- Yes, he was. Yes, he was.
1186
01:18:01,718 --> 01:18:03,845
- I've never been called the man before.
1187
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,307
This is gonna be in the
moment I get my nickname,
1188
01:18:07,307 --> 01:18:10,143
and the man is a nickname
I can get behind.
1189
01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:21,196
Nice move, Cheese.
1190
01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:24,199
- Henry Cheese.
- Henry Cheese Hudson.
1191
01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:25,617
- Cheese.
- Yeah.
1192
01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:40,757
- Again?
- Rewind it, brother.
1193
01:18:40,757 --> 01:18:43,051
- It's happening. It's really happening.
1194
01:18:43,051 --> 01:18:45,220
Ava Anderson is following me.
1195
01:18:46,138 --> 01:18:47,514
Outgoing.
1196
01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:51,560
- Dude, how can she not like you?
1197
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:52,728
- I know, right?
1198
01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:56,022
- He may have the manners
of a water buffalo,
1199
01:18:56,022 --> 01:18:58,608
but there's something
that I like about a man
1200
01:18:58,608 --> 01:19:01,570
that could take care of himself.
1201
01:19:22,257 --> 01:19:24,217
- Your son is so cool.
1202
01:19:24,217 --> 01:19:25,093
- Henry?
- Yes!
1203
01:19:26,052 --> 01:19:29,598
He knows more about "The Blue
Shadow" than anybody I know.
1204
01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:31,600
Yeah, he
gets that from his dad.
1205
01:19:33,935 --> 01:19:35,395
And where do you think you're going?
1206
01:19:35,395 --> 01:19:38,940
- I invited the guys for
a sleepover. Is that okay?
1207
01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:39,775
- The guys?
1208
01:19:41,234 --> 01:19:43,236
I mean, I guess, if it's
okay with their parents.
1209
01:19:43,236 --> 01:19:45,071
- We already asked. They said yes.
1210
01:19:45,071 --> 01:19:46,823
- Yeah, they do this all the time.
1211
01:19:46,823 --> 01:19:49,868
- Okay, well we don't have
enough room for all the bikes.
1212
01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:51,787
- That's okay. We'll ride.
1213
01:19:55,415 --> 01:19:56,249
Come on.
1214
01:20:07,302 --> 01:20:08,595
Nice one, Cheese!
1215
01:20:09,846 --> 01:20:13,099
It wasn't the
nickname Henry would have picked,
1216
01:20:13,099 --> 01:20:16,561
but from that day on, Henry Hudson,
1217
01:20:16,561 --> 01:20:19,773
the man who risked his
life for "The Blue Shadow,"
1218
01:20:19,773 --> 01:20:21,817
helped defeat the McGuffin brothers
1219
01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:27,781
and finally made some friends,
became known as Cheese,
1220
01:20:30,951 --> 01:20:32,994
and it never sounded sweeter.
1221
01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:45,590
- I forgot the movie.
1222
01:20:48,426 --> 01:20:49,886
- Classic Cheese.
1223
01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:01,565
fences, scale the yards
1224
01:21:01,565 --> 01:21:03,733
streets, no handlebars
1225
01:21:05,735 --> 01:21:08,613
from bullies and crooks
1226
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:22,586
don't call our bluff
1227
01:21:41,187 --> 01:21:43,648
it's one for all
1228
01:23:57,490 --> 01:24:00,076
Chris Hoyt is awesome!
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