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Come on, Fred, make a wish
then blow out the candles.
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Yeah.
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Quiet out there. l gotta get some sleep.
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Barney to the rescue.
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Fred, you're home early.
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Yep, l wanted to catch you
before you started cooking.
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Wait till you see
what l brought home for dinner.
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Fred, if you think l'm gonna stuff pheasant
at this hour--
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-lt's not pheasant and l'll do the cooking.
-What did you buy?
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A couple of dinosaur steaks, New York cut,
two inches thick.
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-They look a little stringy to me.
-Don't be a wise guy. They're gone.
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You must've left them at the butchers.
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l tell you l had them
when l came right home.
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So how could l've....
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-What's that?
-Barney, barbecuing next door.
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How could those steaks disappear?
l swear l didn't stop anywhere.
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What's he barbecuing?
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-Smells like steak.
-Yeah.
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And l didn't let this bag
out of my sight for a sec....
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Steak? Did you say steak?
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What a sneak!
l just put that bag down for a second.
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Hi, neighbor. How do you like these?
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Couple of dinosaur steaks,
two inches thick.
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-Makes your mouth water, doesn't it?
-lt does, does it?
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ls he gonna get a fist full of fingers
in that mouth.
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-Okay, wise guy. Hand them over.
-Hand what over?
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-Hey, let go of those steaks.
-Okay, neighbor, you asked for it.
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l found your steaks right here on the wall.
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You owe Barney an apology.
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Yeah, say you're sorry
and let me have them.
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l'm sorry
and l'm gonna let you have both of them.
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What's that for?
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That's for the next thing you do wrong.
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lt's ridiculous, that's what it is.
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Two grown men acting
like a couple of kids.
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They haven't spoken to each other
for five days.
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l'm sick and tired of it.
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l told Barney to go right over
and make up with Fred.
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-What did he say?
-He absoIuteIy refused.
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So I said, ''I'm going to invite my mother
for a few weeks if you don't. ''
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Really? What'd he say then?
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Hi, Wilma.
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l'll call you back, Barney is here now.
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-Hello, Barney.
-l was just wondering if....
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-How's everything, Wilma?
-Fine, Barney. l'll go call him.
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Fred, a friend of yours is here.
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lf his name's Barney,
he's no friend of mine.
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lt's all right, Wilma.
But as long as l'm here...
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l'd like the return
of some property of mine...
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which certain people borrowed...
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but obviously don't intend to ever return.
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-l'm referring to my ladder, if l may.
-Of course, Barney, help yourself.
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lf he's no friend of mine,
l'm no friend of his.
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You did that on purpose!
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-So long, neighbor.
-Come back, you coward.
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Betty, open the front door for a coward!
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l'll head him off at the pass.
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Help!
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Fred, are you all right?
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l will be as soon as
l get out of this stupid hole...
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and lay my hands on you.
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That's not a stupid hole.
That's gonna be my swimming pool.
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l don't care what it's gonna be.
l'm gonna sue you for....
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-Swimming pool?
-That's right.
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Oh, boy! Swim parties, barbecues,
water polo.
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You know, the works.
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Too bad
we're not friends anymore, neighbor.
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Maybe you're not my friend, neighbor,
but l'm still yours.
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-What do you mean?
-Just this.
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l'm gonna show you
how you can get your pool for nothing.
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-l don't get it.
-Well, it's simple.
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lf you build half a pool...
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and somebody gives you
the other half free...
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Yeah.
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...you're getting your half
for nothing, right?
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But who's giving me the other half free?
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Who is your bosom buddy,
close pal, and lifelong friend?
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-How many guesses do l get?
-Barney, you're looking right at him.
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See you around, bosom buddy,
close pal, and lifelong friend.
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Come back here.
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-What's that supposed to be?
-A diagram of the finished pool.
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This is how it works.
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Here's your half,
and here's my half that you get free...
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with a diving board at either end.
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You keep saying l get your half free,
but it's in your yard.
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Well, without my half
you only got half a pool, right?
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-Yeah, but....
-All right.
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Now look at the advantages
of owning a pool with somebody else.
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You get all the expenses, the chlorine,
the filters, the pool toys...
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the cranophrane, the phonostein.
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-The what?
-Cranophrane and the phonostein.
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You gotta put it in every week, you know?
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-Sure.
-And it all costs money.
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We own the pool together,
we share the cost.
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-We do?
-And besides all that...
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l'm throwing in this little surprise free.
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-For me?
-For you, buddy.
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You're one of the good ones, Fred.
l'm ashamed of myself.
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Some friendships are written in blood,
Barney-boy...
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but this one is written in water.
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-Water?
-Pool water, that is.
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That's funny.
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Start digging.
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-l'm digging, Fred. Look, l'm digging.
-All right.
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You have to admit one thing...
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they've been getting along real great
since they started this pool deal.
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Why not? Barney is doing all the work.
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Four thousand more buckets
and the last one in is a hot potato.
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Keep up the good work, Barney-boy.
You're almost there.
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My half isn't even filled yet.
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lt's a big job, neighbor.
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Okay, at this rate it's gonna take all day.
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No, it's not. Relax, Barney.
Because l'm gonna help you.
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You are?
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Yes. l'm gonna get you a bigger bucket.
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-How do l look?
- Tres chic, sir.
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You might say
around the world in 80 inches.
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Yeah, it is tres chic, all right,
even if l say so myself.
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You think it's a little tight
around the middle?
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No. Snug, perhaps, but tight, never.
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You have a handsome physique, sir.
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Yeah, l know.
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Barney should have it filled by now.
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Oh, boy, swim parties, barbecues....
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-All through, Barney?
-Last bucket, Fred.
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Last one in is a hot potato.
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Wait for me!
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Out goes the bad air
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In goes the good
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-We should have left them in for good.
-Don't give me any ideas.
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Out goes the bad air
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Wilma, when are we going shopping?
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As soon as l serve His Majesty's lunch.
He's dining at the pool today.
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-Where's Barney?
-He's trying on his gear.
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Gear?
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He's gonna practice spearfishing
in the pool.
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Spearfishing?
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l'll be right back. l gotta go feed the fish.
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-Where do you want it, Fred?
-Set it down where l can reach it.
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And remember if you sink...
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don't let my best dishes
go down with the ship.
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-Take me to your leader.
-Barney, it's you.
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Did my spearfishing outfit scare you?
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Out of my wits.
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And don't scare Fred,
or he'll lose his lunch and my dishes.
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Hi, Fred.
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-And what are you made up for?
-l'm gonna practice spearfishing.
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You can't lose.
You'll spear them or they'll die laughing.
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How does it work?
And don't point that thing at me.
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-l'm sorry.
-lt's loaded.
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You're making it awful tough
to be good neighbors.
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No use wasting the lunch.
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Hey, Charlie, how soon till quitting time?
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Any minute now, Fred.
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l can't wait to hit that pool.
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And thar she blows.
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Last one in is a....
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Now what?
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Hi, Fred. Grab a shoehorn, and squeeze in.
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''Squeeze in'' where?
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Neighbor, you and me
have to have a little talk.
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And who ordered this pool full of people?
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They are not people. lt's the YCMA.
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-l'm letting them use it.
-You mean the YMCA.
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No, YCMA: Young Cavemen's Association.
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Hey, buster, you're getting a little heavy.
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Last week it was the Boy Scouts.
Monday, your relatives.
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Tuesday, it was your club.
And last night, the bowling team.
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''Last night, the bowling team.''
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When do l get to use my half of the pool?
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You are forgetting, neighbor,
that your half is my free half...
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and l'm letting you use it.
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You are an ungrateful ingrate.
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And there is only one way
to handle an ungrateful ingrate.
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ls this any way to treat
your bosom buddy...
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close pal, and lifelong friend?
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Barney, you're right.
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This is no way to treat a bosom buddy,
a close pal, a lifelong friend.
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This is!
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Now what?
We're only gone a couple of hours...
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we come back
and you got a spike fence up.
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lt's simpler this way.
When he wants to use his half he does.
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And when l wanna use my half, l do.
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And right now...
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l intend to use my half
with a fancy one-and-a-half.
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-Hi, neighbor.
-Barney, what happened?
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l took out my half of the water.
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Why should l fill the pool
for that hippopotamus next door?
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Because the wife
of that hippopotamus next door...
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happens to be my best friend. That's why.
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The fence comes down because the wife
of that little sawed-off runt...
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happens to be my best friend.
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And another thing. This constant quibbling
between the two of you...
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has got to come to an end.
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Not a bad idea.
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-Where's Fred?
-He's inside taking a nap.
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l haven't seen him since D-day.
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You mean ''D''
for ''Down-With-The-Fence''-day?
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You know Fred, he's decided:
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''That pool isn't big enough
for the two of us.''
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Barney and his buddies are sure using it.
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You know big, kind-hearted Barney:
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''Sure, come over, use the pool.''
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''Big, kind-hearted Barney.''
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Don't forget.
Barney is having the bunch over tonight.
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-l know.
-Does Fred know?
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No. But if he asks, l'll tell him
Barney's having a pool-warming party.
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''Pool-warming party''?
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Sounds like the call
of the male gripe-o-saurus.
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-You bellowed?
-l did.
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l understand ''big, kind-hearted Barney''...
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is having a pool-warming...
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which includes using my half
of the pool without my permission.
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You get the message
and l've got one for you.
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l don't want any trouble.
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You think l'd make trouble
for my bosom buddy...
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close friend, and lifelong pal?
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-ls that what you're intimating?
-No, that's not what l'm intimating.
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-That's what l'm saying.
-Wilma, l'm surprised at you.
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Why would l make trouble for Barney...
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just because
he's been a little unneighborly?
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Just because he's a little ungrateful?
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Just because he's the biggest rat
l ever met?
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Don't be silly.
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Hello. Who?
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-lt's for you, Charlie.
-Tell them to hold it a minute, Mac.
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Eight rock in the corner pocket.
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He'll be right with you.
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Ten rock the hard way.
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Yeah? Hello, Fred. Do you a favor?
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Yeah, listen.
l'm playing a gag on a neighbor.
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Remember the outfit you wore
at the Halloween party?
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You mean the policeman's suit? Yeah.
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Bust in and give them
the disturbing-the-peace routine?
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Yeah, no more parties,
or l'll throw the book at them.
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No, they won't know you.
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You put on that phony mustache
and the big nose.
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We'll have a load of laughs.
239
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:05,815
-What are you up to, Fred?
-Me? What makes you say that?
240
00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:09,854
l know you, Fred Flintstone.
Don't try anything funny.
241
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:14,056
l promise you, Wilma,
if l try anything, it won't be funny.
242
00:19:14,998 --> 00:19:18,560
Don't you realize
Barney is really the best friend you've got?
243
00:19:18,636 --> 00:19:21,935
And with him for a friend,
l don't need any enemies.
244
00:19:22,173 --> 00:19:23,538
See who's at the door.
245
00:19:23,608 --> 00:19:26,772
l don't get it.
Why do you always have to stick up...
246
00:19:26,846 --> 00:19:29,212
for that knee-high Gila monster?
247
00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:32,675
For he's a joIIy good neighbor
248
00:19:35,455 --> 00:19:37,549
Remember, this was Barney's idea.
249
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For he's joIIy good bosom buddy,
IifeIong friend, and paI
250
00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:45,397
Happy birthday, Freddie-boy!
251
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,871
My buddy!
252
00:19:59,216 --> 00:20:02,482
Come on, Fred. Make a wish,
then blow out the candles.
253
00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:05,750
Okay. Let's see, l wish....
254
00:20:47,607 --> 00:20:50,735
Quiet out there! l gotta get some sleep.
255
00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:56,639
Ever since that pool went in,
nobody sleeps.
256
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:24,772
Okay, this is all-out war.
257
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,649
Yes, madam, we'll take care of it.
258
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,287
Yes, l know, sir.
259
00:21:35,663 --> 00:21:37,426
We'll quiet it down.
260
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:41,868
l know you're a taxpayer. l know.
261
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:47,267
CaIIing car 809.
262
00:21:49,912 --> 00:21:51,072
Yes, Sarge?
263
00:21:51,148 --> 00:21:54,015
Investigate riot at Fifth and Stone Canyon.
264
00:21:54,218 --> 00:21:57,450
Right, Sarge. Over and out. Let's go, Pete.
265
00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:17,607
Barney to the rescue!
266
00:22:27,891 --> 00:22:29,882
Barney is having a ball.
267
00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:32,758
Looks like this pool-warming party
is coming to a boil.
268
00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:36,322
All right, everybody, the party's over.
269
00:22:36,534 --> 00:22:38,435
Let's quiet it down, folks...
270
00:22:38,904 --> 00:22:43,739
or l'll have to book you on a 407, a 609
and a 33-and-a-third.
271
00:22:43,909 --> 00:22:45,935
We got a dozen complaints.
272
00:22:46,379 --> 00:22:47,846
Swell job, Charlie.
273
00:22:48,915 --> 00:22:50,508
Let's ham it up a little.
274
00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:54,479
So, the party's over, big mouth?
275
00:22:54,788 --> 00:22:55,778
Big mouth?
276
00:22:56,124 --> 00:23:00,584
How would you like to take
a running 407-and-a-half into the pool?
277
00:23:00,795 --> 00:23:04,459
All right, wise guy, l'm gonna run you in.
278
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:08,803
You mean l'm gonna run you in.
lnto the pool, that is.
279
00:23:14,879 --> 00:23:18,007
-Fred, have you flipped?
-Relax, Wilma.
280
00:23:18,082 --> 00:23:20,711
That's no policeman,
that's my friend Charlie.
281
00:23:21,019 --> 00:23:22,987
-Fred.
-Yeah, Charlie?
282
00:23:23,055 --> 00:23:25,923
-l couldn't get the policeman's suit.
-That's okay, Charlie.
283
00:23:28,595 --> 00:23:30,529
Who's that in the pool?
284
00:23:31,832 --> 00:23:33,857
lt ain't Brigitte Bardot.
285
00:23:39,407 --> 00:23:42,673
''Disturbing the peace, resisting arrest.
286
00:23:43,012 --> 00:23:44,843
''Dunking an officer.''
287
00:23:45,114 --> 00:23:47,480
Et cetera, et cetera.
288
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:55,856
l didn't even have a piece
of me own birthday cake.
289
00:23:56,661 --> 00:23:59,152
How do l get into these messes?
290
00:24:03,302 --> 00:24:07,535
Barney-boy, am l glad to see a human face.
291
00:24:07,841 --> 00:24:09,433
How are you, Fred, old pal?
292
00:24:10,644 --> 00:24:13,705
-l'm okay, l guess.
-Relax, Fred.
293
00:24:13,781 --> 00:24:16,306
We'll have you out
as soon as the judge sets bail.
294
00:24:16,384 --> 00:24:20,082
-Thanks, old pal.
-And in the meantime:
295
00:24:20,422 --> 00:24:24,985
Happy birthday, bosom buddy,
cIose friend and IifeIong paI
296
00:24:28,298 --> 00:24:30,767
You're one of the good ones.
297
00:24:34,605 --> 00:24:37,939
-Thanks for bailing me out, Barney.
-What are neighbors for?
298
00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:40,904
ls Wilma still mad?
299
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,416
She'll get over it.
She gave me the bail money, didn't she?
300
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:49,353
Like you said, Fred,
''This friendship is written in water.
301
00:24:50,057 --> 00:24:53,152
-''Pool water, that is.''
-Speaking of pool water....
302
00:24:53,228 --> 00:24:55,253
You mean, ''Last one in''?
303
00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:15,944
Fred, l forgot to tell you.
l had to clean the pool, so l drained it.
304
00:26:05,512 --> 00:26:06,843
Wilma !
305
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,550
Come on, Wilma, open this door!
306
00:26:22,966 --> 00:26:24,558
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