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♪
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Hey, guys! Maybe we should
wait for Emmy to get here
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before we mask up.
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It's already been
half an hour.
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Yeah. Self-care
waits for no one.
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You're right. My pores are
growing bigger by the second.
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-[computer beeping]
-Oh! That's probably Emmy.
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-Syd?
-Harry!
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What happened to your face?
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Sorry about that.
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Uh, just having a spa
night with my friends.
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Hi, friends.
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-Olive/
-Sophia: Hi!
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So, what's up?
Isn't it the middle of the night in London?
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Yeah.
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But I couldn't wait to
tell you the big news.
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We're moving
back to Portland, for good this time!
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Wow!
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Harry, that's so...
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wow.
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I know! I'm so pumped.
I'll see you in a few days.
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-Can't wait.
-Bye, Olive and Sophia.
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-Olive/
-Sophia: Bye!
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Dad!
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Are my 10 minutes up?
Because I feel like
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my blackheads could
use an extra five.
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No, Harry called.
He's moving back to Portland.
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-His dad, too?
-The whole fam.
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Oh, this is great!
I get my old bud back!
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-I gotta go video call Rand Man.
-Uh, Dad?
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I know, I know.
I'll comb my hair.
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Syd, this is amazing!
Harry's back!
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And you still
like-like him, right?
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I do. And now,
he's gonna live here.
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They're not lying.
These masks really do work miracles.
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♪ Do, do, do, do
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Like father, like daughter,
we don't always agree♪
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♪ But looking at you
is like looking at me♪
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♪ The more things change,
the more they stay the same♪
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♪ Like father, like daughter,
from different times♪
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♪ Taking all the best
from your decade and mine♪
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♪ The more things change♪
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♪ The more they stay
the same♪
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♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do
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♪ Do, do
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♪ The more they stay
the same ♪
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♪
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I think the right earring
feels wrong,
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but the left earring
feels right. Am I wrong?
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Syd, why are you so nervous?
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Because...
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Harry only said he like-liked me
when he knew he was leaving.
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Maybe he's a like-like
and leaver.
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Are you kidding?
He called you
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in the middle of the night
to tell you he's moving.
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But, six months is a long time
to be away from each other.
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Which is why when he gets here,
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he'll tell you how
much he missed you
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and wanna spend every
second with you.
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And he'll be on a horse.
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With a string quartet.
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Maybe the quartet's
on a horse.
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Ooh! I wonder if he'll
let me ride the horse!
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There's not gonna be
a quartet on a horse.
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Not with that attitude.
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Wait. I know whatHarry will be giving you!
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-The macaroni necklace!
-Right!
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The one you made him
at camp and gave to him
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to keep close to his heart.
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There's no way he's
not bringing that.
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You know,
maybe you guys are right.
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Now, I just need to
choose an earring.
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-Left it is.
-Girls: Uh...
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Just testing you.
I'm going right!
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Girls:
Ah!
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♪
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Oh! Max, thank
goodness you're here.
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Wow. I don't usually hearthat when I enter a room.
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Honestly,
it feels a little wrong.
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Come on, Max, help me out!
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We've got boxes to unpack,
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the Crush-A-Mole
keeps getting stuck,
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and someone put gum in
the change machine again!
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Wasn't your dad gonna hire
someone new to help out?
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Hasn't had time.
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My uncle, aunt,
and cousin just moved here
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and are living with us
until they find a place.
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Between that
and the craziness here, it's like let a Leo live!
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Wait, which cousin? Alisha?
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The one who came to my
birthday party? She was cool.
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Yeah, until you have toshare a bathroom with her.
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The girl shows zero respectfor my morning prep time.
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You think this
hair does itself?
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Well, if it does, it doesn't
know what it's doing.
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What? It was fine
when I left the house!
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[laughs] I'm just messing
with you, cuz. Hey, Max!
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Hey, Alisha. I see you're
still up to no good.
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If you have a gift,
you gotta use it.
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[banging]
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Great.
The Crush-a-Mole's stuck again.
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I got this. This used
to happen all the time
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at the arcade back home.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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[machine rattles]
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Um, this is where
you clap, boys.
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That was awesome!
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Alisha, you should
work here!
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Alisha:
Really?
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I'd love to!
What do you say, cuz?
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-Hooray...
-[Alisha laughs]
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Great. I can't wait
to tell my folks.
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Max, what did
you do that for?
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It's bad enough she's at
my school and at my house.
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Now, she's gonna be here? Ugh!
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She's like a human
Crush-A-Mole.
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Everywhere I go, she pops up!
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Come on! She's got skills.
Plus, we need someone.
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And maybe if
Alisha's at work,
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she'll spend less
time in your bathroom
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and you can finally
get your hair right.
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[gasps] I thought you
guys were kidding!
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Is it flat?
Is it crooked?
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Oh, I'm taking an early lunch.
Don't look at me!
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♪
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♪ Happy happy kitchen song,
sing it while I cook along ♪
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♪ I chop and mix
and bake and fry ♪
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♪ And sing a song,
don't ask me why ♪
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Aw, you're singing Alisha's
Happy Happy Kitchen Song.
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FYI, I liked it
better when she sang it.
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So did I, but it's back
for a special occasion.
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The Rand Man's coming over.
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Oh good!
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So, the man who loved
monster truck rallies
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and belching is coming over.
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I can't wait! Oh yes, I can.
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See ya.
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[doorbell rings]
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-Rand Man!
-Max Attack! [laugh]
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-Harry, great to see you.
-You, too, Mr. Reynolds.
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Syd! Harry's here!
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You know, maybe we should
give them a little privacy.
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[whispers]:
Good idea.
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-Hidigarry!
-Sydigid!
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Wow, I can't believe
you're really here!
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-It's so good to see you.
-It's so good to see you, too.
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I can't tell you how much
I've missed Portland.
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Right. Portland.
Who wouldn't miss Portland?
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Oh! I just remembered.
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-I brought you something.
-I had a feeling.
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The pen I accidentally
took to London!
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Don't you hate it when people
don't return your pens?
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Yeah, it's...
super disappointing.
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But, uh, thanks.
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Kinda thought it would
be something that...
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I made for you when I was
really young. It's...
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kinda starchy?
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Oh, the macaroni necklace.
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I probably tossed it
in one of my suitcases.
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No prob. Yeah,
I'm trying to cut back
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on food jewelry
anyway, so...
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[doorbell rings]
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Pizza's here.
Get it while it's hot.
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Okay, get it while
it's room temperature.
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Whoa! What's all this for?
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Oh, for dinner.
I got your favorite.
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Four anchovy
peanut butter banana pies.
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I'm not one to judge but, dude,
that sounds delicious.
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Way to go, guy I don't know.
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Max, it's really
so nice of you,
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-but we can't stay for dinner.
-Sydney: Really?
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Yeah. We were actually just
stopping by for a quick hello.
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Oh. Okay, well maybe
we can hang tomorrow?
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-Yeah, maybe.
-Let me check and get back to you.
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Oh. Okay.
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Well, Randy,
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come back any time.
Day or night.
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I'm here. Call me?
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Well.
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That did not go as expected.
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Sure didn't.
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So, you want any of this
extremely gross pizza?
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Sure don't.
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♪
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♪
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[knocking]
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Leo! Just in time.
Dinner's almost ready.
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Oh good. I'm starving.
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By the way, I'm sorry I gave
you a hard time about Alisha.
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So what if she
works at the arcade?
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It's not like she's everywhere.
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♪ Happy happy kitchen song,
sing it while you cook along ♪
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Oh hey, Leo.
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Alisha,
what are you doing here?
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Max forgot his jacket
at the arcade,
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and when I came to return it,
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he invited me
to stay for dinner.
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Mm, of course, because
everybody likes Alisha.
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♪ I chop and mix
and bake and fry ♪
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♪ And sing a song,
don't ask me why ♪
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-Hey, Leo.
-Hey, look at you, Ms. Reynolds.
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Singing Alisha's
Happy Happy Kitchen Song,
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which she sings nonstop,
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every minute in the house,
and it's such... a joy.
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Leo, wait until you try my
first homemade chicken parm.
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It might actually be his
first homemade anything.
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And it might
actually be edible
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-thanks to me and Alisha.
-[Alisha giggles]
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-Mom.
-Fine, thanks to Alisha.
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I gotta say, being awesome
runs in your family.
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Alisha is so much fun.
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I know! Isn't she?
In fact, she's so much fun,
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sometimes a man needs
a break! I'll see you.
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♪
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-Olive: There you are!
-Finally. Tell us everything.
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Yeah. This is
the most romantic thing
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that's ever
happened to us.
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Let's see. Harry didn't
say he missed me,
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he didn't have
the macaroni necklace, and when I asked him
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if he wanted to
hang out, he said,
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"Let me check."
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Girls:
No!
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I know. He's totally over me.
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-Unless...
-Unless what?
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Unless he's
not over you,
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but he wants to make sure
you're not over him,
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so he's playing it cool
to make you like him more.
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Sophia:
Wait, you're right.
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Remember in
Werewolf Girlfriend when Maria pretended
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she didn't like Danny,
even though she did?
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And then Danny
suddenly realized
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he loved her more than
any other werewolf?
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Oh wow.
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This is exactly like
Danny and Maria!
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But of course,
Danny ate Maria later, but that's their issue.
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-Maybe Harry is
playing it cool. -Sophia: For sure.
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So, you just have to show Harry
that you're less interested
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in hanging out with him
than he is with you.
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It's how true love works.
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And we know.
We watch TV.
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So, maybe I should text
him before he can text me
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and tell him that I'm actually
busy and I can't hang?
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Yes! Good!
Take the puck out of his court
245
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,797
and kick it right
through the hoop!
246
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,758
Is that not sports?
247
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,718
♪
248
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:32,762
[doorbell rings]
249
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,985
Pizza's here.
Get it while it's hot.
250
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,987
And this time,
it really is.
251
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,380
I tried a piece
in the car.
252
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,426
Good to know.
253
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,169
[text notification dings]
254
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,914
Aw, man.
255
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,785
What's with
the upside-down smile?
256
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,787
Wait. Unless...
257
00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,963
I'm upside-down.
258
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,966
No. I was about to text Syd
to tell her I was free,
259
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,708
but she texted me saying
she's busy tonight.
260
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,405
I was gonna ask her to
my first school dance.
261
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,885
Ooh.
262
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,975
You like-like her.
263
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,716
Is it really that obvious?
264
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,501
I was tryingnot to seem too eager.
I hope she didn't notice.
265
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,678
Nah. She didn't notice.
266
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,680
I'm just more observant
than most people.
267
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,119
Uh, Iggy!
268
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,208
Aren't you supposed to take
the money and leave the pizza?
269
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,037
Well, well, well.
270
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,648
Looks like
I met my match.
271
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,695
♪
272
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,830
Hey, Max.
What's with all the grub?
273
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,353
The Rand Man's coming over!
274
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,746
And you're
putting out forks?
275
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,443
I thought you just
tossed food in the air
276
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,619
and he caught it in his mouth.
277
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,492
The man's an athlete,
what can I say?
278
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,712
Are you sure he's even
staying this time?
279
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,976
Yep. His text
was very clear.
280
00:11:56,628 --> 00:12:00,067
Max, you texted him
12 times in a row?
281
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,722
I've met newborn babies
less needy than you.
282
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,507
I'm just excited to have
a friend back in town.
283
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:06,769
You don't wanna
come on too strong.
284
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:07,944
I mean, you don't
wanna look desperate.
285
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,990
But I am desperate!
286
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,733
-[doorbell rings]
-Sydney: I got it!
287
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,386
Hey, where are you
going with that?
288
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,998
I'm helping you play
it cool with Randy.
289
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,913
Also, I was in charge
of sorority dinner,
290
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,915
and I forgot to
make anything.
291
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,744
But mostly, I am
doing this for you.
292
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,879
-Hey, Syd!
-Hey, Randy! Uh, my dad's in the kitchen.
293
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,925
Ooh, great. I am starving!
294
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,361
[laughs]
295
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,452
Oh. Harry! You're here, too!
296
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:38,845
This is so...
297
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,848
cool.
298
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,372
Super cool, super chill.
299
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,330
Honestly,
it's just fine. It's...
300
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,463
whatever.
301
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,074
Uh, hi, Syd.
302
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,253
So, how's Portland Prep?
303
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,908
Good. Still adjusting.
304
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,999
Listen, I was wondering if
you were busy tomorrow night.
305
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,871
Tomorrow night?
306
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,962
Hm, lemme check
and get back to you.
307
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,878
Oh. Um, sure. Okay.
308
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,794
[sighs] Change of plans, Harry.
309
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,318
Max didn't think
we were staying. Let's grab a bite, huh?
310
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,363
-Okay.
-See you, Syd!
311
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,932
So, let me know about tomorrow?
312
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,760
Sure. Sure.
313
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,110
Might work out. Might not.
314
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,634
You never know till, you know,
315
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,462
you know?
316
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,600
And that's how it's done.
317
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:45,955
Oh... my... gosh.
You got Ms. Snakman?
318
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:48,088
I know, right? Just came in.
319
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,917
I've been dying to play it!
320
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,961
You game, gamer?
321
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,529
Oh, I'm always game. But,
322
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:57,010
Leo and I usually break in
the new machines together.
323
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,620
I get that.
324
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,928
Although...
325
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,538
Way ahead of you.
326
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,673
-[insert coins]
-[video game noises]
327
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,545
Stole your cheese. Booyah!
328
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,764
Bam! Just stole it back.
329
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,985
-[game noises continue]
-Hey, guys. Wait, Ms. Snakman is here?
330
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,682
Yep!
331
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:20,207
But Max, you and I usually play
new games for the first time.
332
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,340
Sorry, Leo. You weren't here,
but you can play the winner.
333
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,864
Oh! Got the donut.
334
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,910
Or we can all play right now!
[laughs] Scooch over.
335
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,913
-Leo, there isn't any room.
-That's 'cause you're not scooching.
336
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,916
-What are you doing, man?
-Playing the game.
337
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,613
[game noises]
338
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,920
-Leo, get outta here! No, you!
-No, you get outta here!
339
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,704
-[thud]
-[game beeps]
340
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,055
Well, that was rude.
341
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,101
Leo, why are you
acting like this?
342
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,668
I'm not acting like anything.
343
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,104
You're the ones
who are playing games
344
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,976
instead of paying
attention to the customers.
345
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,021
There aren't
any customers.
346
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,805
[sighs] You know, Alisha?
347
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,503
I've been rethinking
our personnel needs,
348
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,462
and I decided we have plenty
of people working here.
349
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,508
Are you firing me?
350
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,163
I wouldn't say fired.
You just don't work here anymore.
351
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,907
Real nice, cuz.
352
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,344
[sighs]
353
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,172
That was totally unfair.
354
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,739
You're just jealous I'm hanging
out with Alisha instead of you.
355
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,524
That is not true.
Rules are rules,
356
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,830
and if you don't like it,
take it up with management.
357
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,876
Which is also me.
358
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,880
You know what?
If she's leaving, I'm leaving.
359
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,928
♪
360
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,497
You guys are
gonna be so proud.
361
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,760
I played it so
cool with Harry.
362
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,980
Get this.
363
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,765
He asked me if I was free
tomorrow night, and I said,
364
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:41,897
wait for it,
365
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,595
"Let me check
and get back to you."
366
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,989
-Yes, girl!
-Ice cold.
367
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,425
Are you nuts?
368
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,993
Say what?
369
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,126
My neighbor goes to
Harry's school, Portland Prep,
370
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,997
and they have
a dance tomorrow night.
371
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,260
He must've been trying
to ask you to the dance.
372
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:58,740
Oh no.
373
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,350
Why'd you play
it so cool?
374
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,873
You guys told me to!
375
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:05,355
Why'd you listen to us?
We get all our ideas from TV!
376
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,880
Okay, um,
I guess I will just
377
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,404
text Harry
that I can go.
378
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:13,581
Uh, what should I say?
And don't bring up a TV show.
379
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,975
I got nothing.
380
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:19,500
[doorbell rings]
381
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,374
Pizza's here.
Get it while it's--
382
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,420
Oh no.
383
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,900
The upside-down
smile again.
384
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:32,165
This time, I know
I'm right side up.
385
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,647
Yeah. I wanted to
ask Syd to the dance,
386
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:39,607
but before I could,
she said she was probably busy.
387
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,523
Ah. I see what's happening.
388
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,046
The game is afoot.
389
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,874
Game? What game?
390
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,355
Game of love, bro.
391
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:51,488
Text her that you're going
to the dance with friends.
392
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,186
Sydney will wonder
who you're going with,
393
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,710
-and wish she said yes.
-Wow.
394
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,059
That actually might work.
395
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,279
Of course it will!
Then, boom!
396
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:02,804
You're together forever.
Like my shirt and this stain.
397
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,545
That's never coming out.
398
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,245
How does this sound?
399
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,901
"Hey, Harry. Sorry if
I was being weird before,
400
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,685
but I'd love to hang out
tomorrow night."
401
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,513
That's perfect.
Send it.
402
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:18,689
[text notification dings]
403
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,563
-Oh, it's from Harry.
-What's it say?
404
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,608
"Change of plans.
405
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,047
Forgot I had a dance.
Gonna go with some friends."
406
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,832
Girls:
No...
407
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,095
That's it.
408
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,706
If he didn't
like-like me before,
409
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,795
he definitely doesn't
like-like me now.
410
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,320
I blew it.
411
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,844
I'm sorry, Syd.
412
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,889
♪
413
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:50,286
♪
414
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:52,897
What's up, Syd?
You look bummed.
415
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,291
Nothing.
Just checking social media
416
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,772
to see if anyone's tagged
Harry at the dance.
417
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,296
Come on, people.
The streets want content!
418
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,820
Wait, how could Harry be
at a dance without you?
419
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,780
Said the totally neutral
and impartial dad.
420
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,912
Well, he almost asked me,
421
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,784
but I was trying to
play it cool, and now,
422
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,829
he's at the dance with friends.
423
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,483
Oh, the old "play it cool
424
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,182
just to have it blow up
in your face" trick. Been there.
425
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,619
Wait, I am there.
426
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,534
I haven't heard
from the Rand Man since he left yesterday.
427
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,363
Stinks, huh?
428
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,756
But why would you play
it cool with Harry?
429
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,760
Well, I wasn't sure if he still
felt the same way about me.
430
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,981
I guess I was trying
to protect myself.
431
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,852
I hear you.
432
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,290
Well,
433
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,815
maybe it's time we both
start trusting our instincts.
434
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,774
I'm gonna tell Harry
exactly how I feel.
435
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,037
You know what? I'm gonna do
the same with the Rand Man.
436
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,997
I gotta change my clothes.
I have a dance to get to.
437
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,565
I gotta change, too.
I got a Rand Man to get to.
438
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,958
♪
439
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,003
[knocking]
440
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,053
Well, welly, well.
441
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,534
If it isn't
Leo "Rules are Rules" Webb.
442
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,710
Major Rules McGee.
443
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:10,061
Mr. Ruley Van Rulenstein.
444
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,848
-Got anymore?
-No, that's all I could come up with.
445
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,198
What are you doing here?
446
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,332
Look, I came to say
I'm sorry I was a jerk.
447
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,769
You were right, I was jealous.
448
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,075
I guess I just sort of felt
like I was being replaced.
449
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,948
Aw, come on, Leo!
You're my best bud.
450
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,863
No one can
replace you. No one.
451
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,908
-Really?
-Of course!
452
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,388
You have nothing to worry about.
453
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,173
Just because
Alisha's super cool,
454
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,480
and smart and fun and...
455
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,917
[inhales, exhales]
456
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,398
she smells like strawberries.
457
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:46,010
Wait! You like Alisha!
458
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:49,057
I mean, you like-like her.
How did I miss that?
459
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,799
What? [scoffs]
I don't like-like her.
460
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:52,930
She's a bud. She's a pal.
461
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,324
Or your future wife.
462
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,370
Ew, gross.
463
00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,199
You don't wanna
be my cousin-in-law? Now, that hurts.
464
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,027
Seriously? Will you stop?
465
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,508
Fine. But only because
I gotta go apologize
466
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:06,814
to Alisha and rehire her.
467
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,903
Okay!
Tell her I say hi!
468
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,645
I mean, don't.
469
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,908
I don't want her to know
I'm thinking about her.
470
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,823
Which I'm not.
471
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,042
Got it. You love her.
472
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:21,089
♪
473
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,874
Olive, the dance was a bust.
474
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,920
By the time I got there,
Harry was already gone.
475
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:27,835
It's officially over.
476
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,274
Oh, great.
And we're out of ice cream.
477
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,842
There better be
some in the garage.
478
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:36,887
[sighs] Talk to you later.
479
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,459
Harry.
480
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,505
What are you doing here?
481
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,117
Well, I went to the dance,
482
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,772
stood there through half of
the first song, and thought...
483
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:53,991
why am I here without Syd?
484
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,081
So, I came over.
485
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:58,866
Really?
486
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,000
What about your friends?
487
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:04,393
That was a lie.
488
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,004
I went alone.
489
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,964
I guess I was just hurt that
you didn't wanna hang with me.
490
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:13,533
Well, I only said that 'cause
I was trying to play it cool.
491
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,797
But I was only playing it cool
because you were playing it cool.
492
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,843
-So, neither of us are cool.
-Not even a little.
493
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:23,369
I'm sorry, Harry.
It's just that...
494
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,807
when you said you
missed Portland,
495
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:29,853
I thought that meant
you didn't miss me.
496
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:32,726
Syd.
497
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:35,946
I missed you every day.
498
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:38,993
Really?
499
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:42,475
So, does that mean you
still like-like me?
500
00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:46,087
Would I bring...
501
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,959
a string of stale pastahalfway around the world
502
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:51,005
if I didn't like-like you?
503
00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:00,971
Let's make a pact never
to play games again.
504
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:01,842
Deal.
505
00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:10,764
So, I guess I owe
you a dance, huh?
506
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:11,852
[keys clicking on phone]
507
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:14,898
[soft music playing]
508
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,829
And I told him,
509
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,265
"Of course I wanna
hang with you, bud!"
510
00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:35,789
-I know that now, bud.
-[laughs]
511
00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,791
It was my bad, buds.
512
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:40,141
Which is why I'm making
you this homemade
513
00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:42,665
scrumptious dinner.
Oh, I forgot the forks.
514
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,885
I'll even bring one for you,
Randy, but no pressure.
515
00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:50,020
Just take one bite, make some
yummy noises, move it around,
516
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,892
and then dump it
in the bathroom when she's not looking.
517
00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,981
You'll find granola bars
taped behind the TV,
518
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,026
under the kitchen sink,
and...
519
00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,638
Wait, where did we
put those other two?
520
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:00,553
I don't remember.
521
00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:02,119
Here you go.
522
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:04,513
Dig in.
523
00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:09,518
Mm.
524
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:12,521
-This is unbelievable.
-Don't overdo it, Harry.
525
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,089
No, Syd,
this is really delicious.
526
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:16,699
Where'd you get this recipe?
527
00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:18,745
Actually,
Sydney's mom, Alisha,
528
00:23:18,788 --> 00:23:20,790
taught me how to cook it
when she was about your age.
529
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,792
So, I guess you won't be
needing the granola bars
530
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:24,968
hidden under the stairs
in the girl cave, huh?
531
00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:26,666
-That's where they are!
-That's where they are!
532
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,929
♪
533
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:32,367
♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do
534
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,673
♪ Do, do
535
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:37,024
♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do
536
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,286
♪ Do, do
537
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:48,992
♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do
538
00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,341
♪ Do, do
539
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,997
♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do
540
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,172
♪ Do, do
541
00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:57,914
Man:
Oh yeah.
542
00:23:57,964 --> 00:24:02,514
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