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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,129 --> 00:00:08,923 How the hell'd you get in here? 2 00:00:09,317 --> 00:00:10,527 Hey, I'm not gonna tell you 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,351 what happened last week on Shameless, all right? 4 00:00:12,376 --> 00:00:14,296 Go look it up on goddamn Wikipedia. 5 00:00:14,321 --> 00:00:15,761 I don't want you to sell the house. 6 00:00:15,786 --> 00:00:17,616 Me, Ian, Carl, Liam... We're movin' out. 7 00:00:17,641 --> 00:00:19,116 I want Franny to have what I had. 8 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:20,766 I want her to grow up with family. 9 00:00:20,808 --> 00:00:22,768 How about this one? It's got a heated pool, 10 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:24,854 - gym, garden. - It's on the fuckin' 11 00:00:24,895 --> 00:00:26,248 - West Side. - Can we just talk 12 00:00:26,272 --> 00:00:28,399 to the lady, take a look at the lease? 13 00:00:28,441 --> 00:00:29,692 I'm not moving here. 14 00:00:29,843 --> 00:00:30,885 Signed the lease. 15 00:00:30,910 --> 00:00:33,329 - You did what? - It'll be good for us, Mick. 16 00:00:33,354 --> 00:00:35,565 Hey, who's that? 17 00:00:35,781 --> 00:00:37,825 The landlord. He's the guy who called this in. 18 00:00:37,850 --> 00:00:39,601 Need you to step out the vehicle, sir. 19 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,871 - Ha ha ha. What? - I said, 20 00:00:41,912 --> 00:00:43,140 - step out of the vehicle! - Whoa! 21 00:00:43,164 --> 00:00:45,100 Hey, you gotta be kidding me. Hey, get off of me, man! 22 00:00:45,124 --> 00:00:47,168 I'm arresting you for assaulting a police officer. 23 00:00:47,209 --> 00:00:49,810 You and your fancy S-Class and shiny shoes 24 00:00:49,835 --> 00:00:51,669 - are goin' down! - Ah! 25 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,388 Kev and V are still in Louisville helping V's mom settle in. 26 00:00:54,413 --> 00:00:56,177 I accidentally got a bartending job. 27 00:00:56,218 --> 00:00:58,179 I maybe got offered a job today, too. 28 00:00:58,220 --> 00:01:01,223 We should sell the Alibi, move down here, and make bank. 29 00:01:01,265 --> 00:01:02,701 If you weren't all Mr. Fuckin' Fix It, 30 00:01:02,725 --> 00:01:04,286 I wouldn't be movin' to the goddamn West Side. 31 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:06,321 What the fuck are you gonna do? 32 00:01:07,586 --> 00:01:10,172 Mama's really gonna miss her family. 33 00:01:10,197 --> 00:01:12,501 - You have dementia. - Have you all talked about 34 00:01:12,526 --> 00:01:13,944 what to do with me when it gets bad? 35 00:01:14,223 --> 00:01:17,559 No. But it'll probably be up to me to figure it out. 36 00:01:17,707 --> 00:01:19,723 Who else is gonna do it? They all hate you. 37 00:01:19,817 --> 00:01:21,090 Right. 38 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:22,803 Don't look so glum, kid. 39 00:01:22,828 --> 00:01:24,413 Everybody dies sooner or later. 40 00:01:24,455 --> 00:01:27,136 I lived a good life. I got to live it my way. 41 00:01:27,275 --> 00:01:31,073 - What do you think? - It's perfect. 42 00:01:37,687 --> 00:01:41,220 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 43 00:02:56,672 --> 00:02:58,507 Shit. 44 00:03:15,953 --> 00:03:18,562 _ 45 00:03:42,259 --> 00:03:44,762 Stupid fuckin' moon. 46 00:03:53,896 --> 00:03:56,065 Last call, guys. 47 00:03:56,106 --> 00:03:57,946 Another round of appletinis, please. 48 00:04:01,779 --> 00:04:03,173 Give me your keys or at least call an Uber. 49 00:04:03,197 --> 00:04:05,532 I'm good, I'm goo... I'm fine. 50 00:04:05,574 --> 00:04:07,201 Yeah, gluten-free. 51 00:04:07,242 --> 00:04:09,346 Oh, for health. They smell really good, right? 52 00:04:11,914 --> 00:04:14,583 Bars are closing. Let's go have an after-party. 53 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:16,936 Okay. All right. 54 00:04:17,127 --> 00:04:18,837 Fuckin' West Side. 55 00:04:37,206 --> 00:04:39,124 Hey. 56 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:40,261 Hey. 57 00:04:44,152 --> 00:04:45,955 - Thought you moved out. - Go fuck yourself. 58 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:27,613 - Mornin'. - Hey. 59 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,576 - You stay up all night again? - Indeed, I have, Officer. 60 00:05:32,868 --> 00:05:34,829 Yeah, I'm an officer, but what does that even mean? 61 00:05:34,871 --> 00:05:37,181 All I see is lazy cops who do nothing 62 00:05:37,368 --> 00:05:39,584 or hard-ass cops who don't give a shit about the community. 63 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:42,341 It's like I don't wanna be either one of those, so what's the point? 64 00:05:43,504 --> 00:05:44,672 What? 65 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:46,777 - Nothing. Never mind. - No, no. 66 00:05:46,802 --> 00:05:48,318 Look, I'm sorry, man, I do, I wanna listen to you, 67 00:05:48,342 --> 00:05:49,635 but could we do it another time? 68 00:05:49,677 --> 00:05:51,637 My brain can't switch gears right now. 69 00:05:51,679 --> 00:05:53,097 That's fine. 70 00:05:53,139 --> 00:05:55,224 Jesus... loud! Early! 71 00:05:55,577 --> 00:05:57,268 Yeah, well, I gotta try and get this finished. 72 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:59,232 I wanna list the house by the end of the week. 73 00:05:59,257 --> 00:06:02,010 Great. Can't wait to get kicked out soon. 74 00:06:02,659 --> 00:06:05,263 We still having this conversation? 75 00:06:05,304 --> 00:06:07,265 Are you still uprooting my daughter and I 76 00:06:07,306 --> 00:06:08,662 from the only home we've ever known? 77 00:06:08,687 --> 00:06:10,435 No, No. I'm selling our home 78 00:06:10,476 --> 00:06:12,020 so everybody can have a nest egg 79 00:06:12,061 --> 00:06:13,229 and buy their own homes. 80 00:06:13,271 --> 00:06:15,064 Whatever. I'll still be all alone. 81 00:06:15,427 --> 00:06:17,525 Then go find somebody to be with. 82 00:06:17,567 --> 00:06:19,942 It's not that easy! I suck at relationships. 83 00:06:20,111 --> 00:06:21,904 I can't take care of you anymore, Debs. 84 00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:23,740 Of course not. 85 00:06:23,781 --> 00:06:25,954 Look, I got my own family to worry about. 86 00:06:25,979 --> 00:06:28,202 - So do I! - We're adults now, okay? 87 00:06:28,244 --> 00:06:31,257 This is what adults do. They move on, all right? 88 00:06:31,282 --> 00:06:34,052 Guess I'll go off and find some random old person to marry. 89 00:06:34,077 --> 00:06:35,078 -You should do that. 90 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,493 I'll be out of your hair soon enough... don't worry. 91 00:06:38,063 --> 00:06:39,735 Fuck. 92 00:07:02,227 --> 00:07:03,988 Ohh... gross! 93 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:06,231 Ew! Ass fuck. 94 00:07:06,595 --> 00:07:08,180 You shit yourself, Frank. 95 00:07:08,737 --> 00:07:10,450 What the fuck? 96 00:07:21,099 --> 00:07:23,007 - Frank. - I just shat the bed 97 00:07:23,049 --> 00:07:24,258 and pissed myself. 98 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,511 - Ew! - I'm lost. 99 00:07:26,552 --> 00:07:28,262 Spent. Used up. 100 00:07:28,304 --> 00:07:30,640 - You're just being dramatic. - I'm hopelessly wandering 101 00:07:30,681 --> 00:07:32,517 in a world I don't recognize. 102 00:07:32,558 --> 00:07:33,664 It's just a bad morning for you. 103 00:07:33,689 --> 00:07:35,274 Happens to the best of them. 104 00:07:35,478 --> 00:07:37,522 What are you doing today? 105 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:39,492 Uh... nothing. 106 00:07:39,732 --> 00:07:41,281 Me neither. 107 00:07:41,984 --> 00:07:44,153 Let's have some fun. 108 00:07:45,613 --> 00:07:47,073 - I don't feel like it. - Come on. 109 00:07:47,115 --> 00:07:48,342 It's like you used to always tell me. 110 00:07:48,366 --> 00:07:50,910 Either you run the day, or the day runs you. 111 00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:52,078 I said that? 112 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,871 Just get in the shower. 113 00:07:53,913 --> 00:07:55,776 We're gonna do some Frank things. 114 00:07:56,730 --> 00:07:58,251 Frank things? 115 00:07:58,292 --> 00:07:59,293 Yeah. 116 00:07:59,335 --> 00:08:01,492 Drinking, scamming... You know, Frank things. 117 00:08:01,517 --> 00:08:03,352 Okay. 118 00:08:19,814 --> 00:08:21,054 Hey, morning. 119 00:08:21,079 --> 00:08:22,074 Hey. 120 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:24,372 Where you been? 121 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:27,960 I, uh, just woke up early, went for a walk. 122 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:29,553 Oh. 123 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,928 I slept great last night. You? 124 00:08:32,953 --> 00:08:35,136 The moon's really fuckin' bright over here. 125 00:08:36,943 --> 00:08:39,253 I'm pretty sure it's the same everywhere. 126 00:08:40,418 --> 00:08:41,919 I... guess so. 127 00:08:43,462 --> 00:08:45,548 You wanna check out the amenities in this place? 128 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:47,570 I'm gonna get some laundry done. 129 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,578 Sure you don't wanna hit up the gym... 130 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,359 go for a little dip in the pool after? 131 00:08:52,549 --> 00:08:53,992 No. I wanna check to see 132 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,619 when our furniture's gettin' here. 133 00:08:58,227 --> 00:08:59,270 Meet up after, then. 134 00:08:59,312 --> 00:09:02,066 Yeah, sure. Not goin' anywhere. 135 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:04,596 Okay. Yeah, good. 136 00:09:06,151 --> 00:09:08,570 I'm glad we rented this place. 137 00:09:13,618 --> 00:09:15,877 - Carl, morning. - Arthur. 138 00:09:15,902 --> 00:09:17,403 Beiser's husband made pound cake. 139 00:09:17,445 --> 00:09:19,015 It's in the break room. Grab some before it's gone. 140 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,917 Or I could just eat the crumbs off your vest. 141 00:09:20,942 --> 00:09:22,784 Mm? Oopsy-doopsy. 142 00:09:22,825 --> 00:09:24,928 Got a dog at home, eats up all the crumbs on the floor. 143 00:09:24,952 --> 00:09:26,329 Know what we call her? 144 00:09:26,371 --> 00:09:27,455 Um... Hoover? 145 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:29,288 Oh, my God, that would have been genius. 146 00:09:29,313 --> 00:09:31,788 - No, her name's Millie. - Gallagher. 147 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:36,335 Sergeant Stamps. 148 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,280 Need you to apologize to Mr. McManus, Carl. 149 00:09:39,305 --> 00:09:40,953 That the guy with the Merce-Benz? 150 00:09:40,978 --> 00:09:43,279 He's filing a brutality claim against you. 151 00:09:43,304 --> 00:09:45,223 - Me? What? Why? - I'm gonna go with 152 00:09:45,264 --> 00:09:47,480 door number two... slamming the guy against his car. 153 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:48,923 This can all go away. 154 00:09:48,948 --> 00:09:51,412 Say a few words, "I'm sorry," blah, blah, blah. 155 00:09:51,437 --> 00:09:54,012 - Seriously? - Most likely, he'll drop the claim. 156 00:09:54,037 --> 00:09:55,834 - It'll save the department 50K. - So what? 157 00:09:55,858 --> 00:09:57,168 Every time someone complains, 158 00:09:57,193 --> 00:09:58,861 we just apologize and it goes away? 159 00:09:58,886 --> 00:10:00,804 If the person's a rich a-hole with an attorney. 160 00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:02,497 Ready? 161 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:05,402 You got this, Carl. 162 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,235 Mr. McManus, 163 00:10:10,316 --> 00:10:12,443 Officer Gallagher has something to say to you. 164 00:10:12,468 --> 00:10:14,428 Excuse me if I don't, uh, do a jig. 165 00:10:14,453 --> 00:10:16,705 I got two dislocated discs in my neck, thanks to you. 166 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:18,439 I'm very sorry about that, sir. 167 00:10:18,464 --> 00:10:21,217 I was out of line, and it won't happen again. 168 00:10:22,646 --> 00:10:25,239 Well, I hope we can all put this behind us. 169 00:10:25,264 --> 00:10:27,427 Officer Gallagher, you may go back to work now. 170 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,578 Thank you, ma'am. 171 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,411 That's it? You're gonna let him 172 00:10:30,435 --> 00:10:33,149 - get off that easily? - Gallagher, hold up. 173 00:10:36,412 --> 00:10:38,205 I'm a victim here. 174 00:10:39,068 --> 00:10:40,778 Yes. Yes, you are, sir. 175 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:43,406 I was simply double-parked in front of my building, 176 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,813 and you slammed my body up against my car. 177 00:10:45,838 --> 00:10:47,131 I'm sorry about that. 178 00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:50,555 Well, now I know how every Black person in America feels. 179 00:10:52,657 --> 00:10:54,292 Did you actually just say that? 180 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:56,586 - Say what? - That you, a privileged 181 00:10:56,627 --> 00:10:59,141 piece of shit who evicts people from their apartments 182 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,532 can relate to how Black people feel, who are literally murdered 183 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:02,923 at the hands of the police department? 184 00:11:02,948 --> 00:11:04,122 Well, yes, as a matter of fact, 185 00:11:04,147 --> 00:11:05,469 - I do relate to them. - No, stop. 186 00:11:05,494 --> 00:11:07,805 I was fine apologizing to your entitled ass 187 00:11:07,847 --> 00:11:09,307 to make this all go away, 188 00:11:09,348 --> 00:11:10,808 but I can't play this game anymore. 189 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:12,552 I spent the last few months trying to figure out 190 00:11:12,577 --> 00:11:13,794 what kind of cop I wanna be, 191 00:11:13,819 --> 00:11:15,458 and I'll say this, Sergeant Stamps: 192 00:11:15,483 --> 00:11:17,415 I haven't met a lot of good role models here. 193 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,168 - Why don't we regroup and... - But this jagoff 194 00:11:19,192 --> 00:11:21,486 made me realize what kind of cop I wanna be now. 195 00:11:21,527 --> 00:11:23,130 I'm not sure you'll have much of a choice 196 00:11:23,154 --> 00:11:24,947 - at this point. - I wanna be the type a cop 197 00:11:24,989 --> 00:11:26,942 who stands up for those who don't have a voice... 198 00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:28,743 The lost, the forgotten. 199 00:11:28,768 --> 00:11:30,061 They deserve a fair share, 200 00:11:30,086 --> 00:11:32,181 even if that means rich pricks like you, Mr. McManus, 201 00:11:32,205 --> 00:11:33,664 have to pay the price 202 00:11:33,706 --> 00:11:36,098 in order to re-balance the scales of justice. 203 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:39,177 So, with that being said, I take my apology back. 204 00:11:39,202 --> 00:11:42,998 Mm-hmm. I'll see you in court, dickwad. 205 00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:45,968 Gallagher. 206 00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:47,958 Last piece of pound cake! 207 00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:52,055 Goin' once, goin' twice, sold to Arthur Tipping. 208 00:12:04,226 --> 00:12:07,104 All right. All the way down. 209 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:10,223 All the way down. 210 00:12:10,576 --> 00:12:12,245 Hope I don't see you here again. 211 00:12:12,286 --> 00:12:14,032 I ain't never comin' back to this shithole. 212 00:12:14,057 --> 00:12:16,076 Then don't try to kill no more cops or nothin'. 213 00:12:16,101 --> 00:12:18,437 I'll see what I can do about that. 214 00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:20,962 Really didn't think I was gonna like it there that much, 215 00:12:21,003 --> 00:12:22,540 but everybody's so friendly and nice. 216 00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:24,257 How can Louisville be nice 217 00:12:24,298 --> 00:12:26,044 if they don't even have pro sports teams? 218 00:12:26,069 --> 00:12:27,540 They have good college B-ball. 219 00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:29,837 - That doesn't count. - Kev! 220 00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:32,324 - It happened. - Oh, fuck, please don't tell me 221 00:12:32,348 --> 00:12:34,100 that that picture with me with a turtleneck 222 00:12:34,141 --> 00:12:36,203 - resurfaced on the Internet. - I don't know about that. 223 00:12:36,227 --> 00:12:38,805 But the money came through, deposited into our account. 224 00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:40,109 Look. 225 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,637 - Holy shit. That's a lot of numbers. - Eighty large! 226 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,027 - How'd ya score that? - We sold our house. 227 00:12:45,052 --> 00:12:47,888 You got $80,000 for that piece of shit? 228 00:12:47,913 --> 00:12:49,790 Actually, we got $175,000. 229 00:12:49,815 --> 00:12:51,016 - What? - Yep. 230 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,348 But we had to pay off the bank loan. 231 00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:55,071 - How'd ya sell it so fast? - Developer left us a note on our door 232 00:12:55,096 --> 00:12:56,141 sayin' she wanted to buy it. 233 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,969 It's official. We're movin' to Louisville. 234 00:13:00,036 --> 00:13:02,962 Holy shit, it's official. We're movin' to Louisville. 235 00:13:03,004 --> 00:13:04,297 Are we really doin' this, V? 236 00:13:04,338 --> 00:13:06,090 Of course we're really doin' it. 237 00:13:06,132 --> 00:13:08,134 - You sellin' the bar, too? - I guess so. 238 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,579 - Absolutely. - And everything in it, V? 239 00:13:10,653 --> 00:13:13,364 I mean, what about this? What about Hulu Lamp Girl? 240 00:13:13,389 --> 00:13:14,446 I love her. 241 00:13:14,471 --> 00:13:16,255 You didn't even know she was here, Kev. 242 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:20,266 I knew exactly where she... No! Hulu Lamp Girl! 243 00:13:20,563 --> 00:13:22,356 Hey, you guys. 244 00:13:22,398 --> 00:13:24,684 Hey. We sold our house. 245 00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:25,919 Wait. What? 246 00:13:26,152 --> 00:13:28,213 Yeah, they're gonna become college basketball fans. 247 00:13:28,237 --> 00:13:30,698 Hey, Tommy, don't ever say that again. 248 00:13:30,723 --> 00:13:32,099 We're movin' to Louisville. 249 00:13:32,124 --> 00:13:34,192 No! Why is everybody leaving me? 250 00:13:34,217 --> 00:13:35,653 Oh, you can come visit. 251 00:13:35,678 --> 00:13:37,848 We're gonna have plenty of room in our new house. 252 00:13:39,624 --> 00:13:41,583 Why do you guys have such a good relationship? 253 00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:43,277 - We work on it. - Sex. 254 00:13:43,302 --> 00:13:45,178 I can't even find a partner. 255 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:48,098 Kev, what's wrong with me? 256 00:13:50,357 --> 00:13:52,442 Uh... 257 00:13:55,222 --> 00:13:57,141 Never ask a guy that question. 258 00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:59,685 - There is nothin' wrong with you. - Not true. 259 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:02,200 Everybody I've ever dated has treated me like shit. 260 00:14:02,225 --> 00:14:03,950 That's because you treat yourself like shit. 261 00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:05,317 You have to love yourself 262 00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:06,794 before anyone else is gonna love you. 263 00:14:06,819 --> 00:14:08,864 Cute. And total bullshit. 264 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,630 - No, it isn't. - It is. 265 00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:13,699 That's just what people say when they can't find a partner. 266 00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:17,200 Where are you goin'? 267 00:14:17,225 --> 00:14:20,686 Find somebody who can give me a better answer. 268 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,377 Spare some change. 269 00:14:24,402 --> 00:14:26,020 Any little bit will help. 270 00:14:26,045 --> 00:14:27,338 Please. 271 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,425 - Anything will help. - _ 272 00:14:30,132 --> 00:14:32,760 - Spare change, please! - Get out of the street! 273 00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:35,653 Spare change. Help me feed my family. 274 00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:37,221 We're homeless. 275 00:14:37,246 --> 00:14:39,081 Hey, Frank, isn't this is fun? 276 00:14:39,106 --> 00:14:41,184 - Yeah. - Hey! 277 00:14:42,478 --> 00:14:44,021 Yo, yo, yo, yo! 278 00:14:44,063 --> 00:14:46,107 What are you fellas doin'? Gonna get smushed! 279 00:14:46,148 --> 00:14:49,126 - Wait, wh-who is this? - Oh, what's goin' on? 280 00:14:49,151 --> 00:14:51,779 Name's Lester. I'm not gonna hurt ya. 281 00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:54,024 - Did he say Chester? - Lester. 282 00:14:54,243 --> 00:14:56,370 You were out in the middle of the street. 283 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,939 Here, take this. 284 00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:01,914 Promise me you'll go home now. 285 00:15:01,956 --> 00:15:03,431 C-can I lead you in the right direction? 286 00:15:03,456 --> 00:15:06,626 Twenty bucks is not gonna cut it... we got bills to pay. 287 00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:08,105 How'd ya know it was a 20? 288 00:15:08,264 --> 00:15:09,640 I have a keen sense of... 289 00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:12,376 My father has partial vision in his left eye. 290 00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:15,736 Come on, son, we gotta go get some more money. 291 00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:17,972 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 292 00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:20,817 Aw, jeez. Here's a hundy. 293 00:15:20,842 --> 00:15:23,928 Is this enough to keep you guys out of traffic? 294 00:15:23,953 --> 00:15:25,163 Uh... 295 00:15:25,188 --> 00:15:27,065 - yes, it is. - Okay. 296 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:30,552 Great. Now, please, go home. 297 00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:35,089 Stay safe! 298 00:15:35,114 --> 00:15:38,200 Well, that was fun. 299 00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:42,079 Hey, let's go spend some money. 300 00:15:55,864 --> 00:15:57,407 How's it goin'? 301 00:15:58,606 --> 00:16:00,483 This treadmill taken? 302 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:02,185 What? 303 00:16:02,305 --> 00:16:03,431 Nothin'. 304 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,895 You just go back to workin' 305 00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:08,036 those ripped, sweaty abs. 306 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:13,005 Okay, let's see, uh... cross-country running? 307 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:15,974 Sure. Incline... five. 308 00:16:15,999 --> 00:16:18,168 Speed... 20? 309 00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:21,131 Okay. 310 00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,828 Shit! 311 00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:48,135 Never put the speed higher than eight on these new ones. 312 00:16:48,818 --> 00:16:50,444 Thanks. 313 00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:53,226 Virgin? 314 00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:54,970 Only at fancy treadmills. 315 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:59,175 - Just move in? - I did. 316 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,493 Think you'll like it here. 317 00:17:01,092 --> 00:17:02,785 I think I will, too. 318 00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:08,791 Me and my ripped, sweaty abs 319 00:17:09,688 --> 00:17:12,670 will see ya around some time. 320 00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:43,242 Shitty-ass moon. 321 00:17:43,756 --> 00:17:45,007 Eh. Looks good. 322 00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:57,063 - Morning! - Jesus! 323 00:17:57,088 --> 00:17:59,930 - Or is it afternoon already? - Your dog's wearing a diaper. 324 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,130 Miss Suzannah. She's a breeding dog. 325 00:18:02,155 --> 00:18:04,031 It's her time of the month. 326 00:18:04,056 --> 00:18:06,156 That's fuckin' weird. Hey, you know where 327 00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:07,337 I can find the laundry in this shithole? 328 00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:08,673 You know, I couldn't help but notice 329 00:18:08,698 --> 00:18:11,951 that you just hanged some sort of... curtain? 330 00:18:11,976 --> 00:18:13,102 Sorry. Who are you again? 331 00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:14,747 Melanie Runkin, on-site manager. 332 00:18:14,772 --> 00:18:16,501 We met after your husband signed the lease. 333 00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:18,444 From the South Side, right? 334 00:18:18,783 --> 00:18:20,504 - What about it? - They probably do things 335 00:18:20,529 --> 00:18:22,781 differently down there, but here at the Arlington Grove, 336 00:18:22,806 --> 00:18:25,267 we have a... a whites-only policy. 337 00:18:25,326 --> 00:18:27,119 That's some racist-ass shit. 338 00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:29,371 - I'm talking about curtains. - Oh. 339 00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:31,368 You can read the guidelines in the CCNRs. 340 00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:33,687 - Come on, Miss Suzannah. - The CCN what? 341 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,630 Bye! 342 00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:37,571 Poor fucking dog. 343 00:18:39,715 --> 00:18:42,593 It's about 1,600 square feet, 344 00:18:42,618 --> 00:18:44,828 not counting the back storage area. 345 00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,347 Two blocks away from the El. 346 00:18:46,388 --> 00:18:49,005 - Kev, we're not keeping those things. - Yes, we are! 347 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,886 Okay? Yes. 348 00:18:51,911 --> 00:18:53,162 That would be great. 349 00:18:53,187 --> 00:18:54,939 All right, I'll see you there. 350 00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:57,946 That was our commercial real-estate agent. 351 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,890 He's coming by to check out the Alibi. 352 00:18:59,915 --> 00:19:01,917 He said it should sell pretty easily. 353 00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:04,708 - That's our cue to go. - What? Why? 354 00:19:04,733 --> 00:19:07,516 If you're selling, we need to start dating other bars. 355 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,303 We gotta find our new home. 356 00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:11,669 Wait, so th-that's it? You're just leavin' us? 357 00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,279 See ya. 358 00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:17,004 V, we need to slow down a little bit here. 359 00:19:17,109 --> 00:19:18,602 We are moving forward. 360 00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:22,007 - All of this is in our rearview mirror! - Not mine! 361 00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:23,550 - Yo. What up? - Hey. 362 00:19:23,592 --> 00:19:25,737 - Hey, I'm glad to see you. - Hey, yeah, I, uh, came by 363 00:19:25,761 --> 00:19:27,441 to grab the sink from Stan's old apartment? 364 00:19:27,471 --> 00:19:28,923 You guys said I could have it for the remodel? 365 00:19:28,948 --> 00:19:31,475 Yeah, yeah, come on. I'm really glad you're here. 366 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,811 I... I need a guy chat right now, I'm... 367 00:19:33,852 --> 00:19:35,104 I-I need some support. 368 00:19:35,145 --> 00:19:36,954 Well, I'm kind of pressed for time... can it wait? 369 00:19:36,979 --> 00:19:38,102 Not really. 370 00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:39,356 - Hey, Lip. - Yeah. 371 00:19:39,381 --> 00:19:41,193 You can ransack our place. Take whatever you need. 372 00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:43,188 - What do you mean? - We sold our house. 373 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:45,327 Wait, wait, wait... you what? 374 00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:47,616 Uh-huh. Yeah. 375 00:19:47,648 --> 00:19:48,669 We did. 376 00:19:50,369 --> 00:19:52,246 I'm just hearin' about this now? 377 00:19:52,287 --> 00:19:54,182 Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 378 00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:56,226 You know? I'm feeling a little unmoored here. 379 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:58,499 You guys didn't even do any renovations. 380 00:19:58,524 --> 00:20:00,271 No, buyers are just gonna knock it down. 381 00:20:00,295 --> 00:20:01,714 Fuck me. Who is this person? 382 00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:03,424 Developer. Left a note in our door. 383 00:20:03,465 --> 00:20:04,818 I'm sure she left one in yours, too. 384 00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:06,468 They wanna buy three houses on the block. 385 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:08,788 You serious? I been bustin' my ass to fix the place to sell, 386 00:20:08,813 --> 00:20:10,696 and you guys get an offer just like that? 387 00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:13,405 - 175 large. - Shit. 388 00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:17,835 - You still got that note? - I should. Let me check. 389 00:20:18,024 --> 00:20:19,317 Hey, Lip? 390 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,565 - Lip. - Yeah. 391 00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:22,317 Guy chat? Kitchen sink? 392 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:23,527 Yeah, shit, I'm sorry, Kev. 393 00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:25,171 This is kind of a lot for me to process right now. 394 00:20:25,195 --> 00:20:27,768 - Yeah, how do ya think I feel? - Ah, here it is. 395 00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:29,326 Yeah. 396 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:31,118 All right, I'ma call her right now. 397 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,284 And, Kev, I'll call you later, all right? 398 00:20:32,309 --> 00:20:35,002 Yeah, sure thing. Great talk. Thanks. Bye. 399 00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:37,951 Fuck. 400 00:20:40,297 --> 00:20:42,841 You guys aren't gonna be my neighbors anymore. 401 00:20:52,022 --> 00:20:54,158 Despite all of this potentially turning 402 00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:55,963 into a major lawsuit for the department, 403 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,157 I was very inspired by your speech. 404 00:20:58,182 --> 00:20:59,684 Thank you, sir... uh, ma'am. 405 00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:02,211 Ha. Reminded me of why I became a police officer 406 00:21:02,236 --> 00:21:04,112 - in the first place. - Really? 407 00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:06,721 Your words... mm, mm, mm... 408 00:21:06,746 --> 00:21:08,456 Brought a tear to my eye. 409 00:21:08,481 --> 00:21:09,691 - Is that so? - Yes. 410 00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:12,719 It was beautiful. But you made the wrong choice. 411 00:21:12,744 --> 00:21:14,303 Went against the department. 412 00:21:14,328 --> 00:21:15,662 So you're gonna fire me? 413 00:21:15,704 --> 00:21:17,831 Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't fire you. 414 00:21:17,873 --> 00:21:20,092 Union won't let me. But I can demote you. 415 00:21:20,117 --> 00:21:21,660 - Demote me? - Hmph. 416 00:21:22,377 --> 00:21:25,459 Welcome to your new job, Meter Maid Gallagher. 417 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,361 Ha ha. 418 00:21:37,611 --> 00:21:40,239 Mmm. 419 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,998 Oh. Ahh. 420 00:21:43,023 --> 00:21:47,123 I missed your fucking green little leprechaun ass. 421 00:22:11,572 --> 00:22:13,875 Jack-fuckin'-pot, baby. 422 00:22:21,353 --> 00:22:23,312 Hey, Tami. 423 00:22:23,730 --> 00:22:25,524 Hey. We were just talking 424 00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:27,394 about all the hair you grow during a pregnancy. 425 00:22:27,419 --> 00:22:29,043 Oh, God, don't remind me. 426 00:22:29,068 --> 00:22:31,613 Whenever I would shave my thighs, it would grow back the next day. 427 00:22:31,638 --> 00:22:33,707 It was like I was living in hair shorts. 428 00:22:33,732 --> 00:22:35,074 Kids are a pain in the ass. 429 00:22:35,099 --> 00:22:37,643 Uh, what are you doin' here? Need a haircut? 430 00:22:37,668 --> 00:22:39,703 I need a life. I'm trying to figure out 431 00:22:39,728 --> 00:22:42,231 how to find a relationship that lasts. 432 00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:43,848 - You single? - Yeah. 433 00:22:43,873 --> 00:22:45,249 Ooh, lucky! 434 00:22:45,274 --> 00:22:47,869 - No. I hate it. - Why? 435 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:50,315 I mean, I don't want to be alone. 436 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,217 Well, I wish I were sometimes. 437 00:22:52,259 --> 00:22:53,677 Ooh, me too! 438 00:22:53,719 --> 00:22:55,053 How can you guys say that? 439 00:22:55,095 --> 00:22:56,601 - Easier. - Yeah, you get to make 440 00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:57,848 all the decisions yourself. 441 00:22:57,873 --> 00:23:00,292 Don't have to deal with anybody else's baggage. 442 00:23:00,317 --> 00:23:02,119 - Exactly. - No. 443 00:23:02,144 --> 00:23:03,902 I want someone to share a life with. 444 00:23:03,927 --> 00:23:05,720 I mean, I wanna take care of someone. 445 00:23:05,745 --> 00:23:07,163 I don't know, Debs. 446 00:23:07,401 --> 00:23:08,360 I-it's possible 447 00:23:08,567 --> 00:23:10,907 you might be alone the rest of your life. 448 00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:12,775 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 449 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,116 I just mean that your parents were really shitty role models. 450 00:23:16,673 --> 00:23:18,202 Yeah, they were pretty shitty. 451 00:23:18,243 --> 00:23:21,349 Yeah. They didn't teach you how to connect, 452 00:23:21,374 --> 00:23:22,625 be vulnerable, 453 00:23:22,915 --> 00:23:26,084 resolve conflict, communicate, compromise. 454 00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:27,711 Damn, that's some real talk! 455 00:23:27,753 --> 00:23:30,006 I didn't even know those were things I was supposed to do. 456 00:23:30,031 --> 00:23:32,210 Yeah, and it's not your fault that you don't know those things. 457 00:23:32,515 --> 00:23:35,108 Yeah. It's Frank's fault. 458 00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:37,432 Yeah. It is. 459 00:23:38,288 --> 00:23:40,803 I mean, he ruined love for me. 460 00:23:54,848 --> 00:23:55,974 Thank you, doll. 461 00:23:56,406 --> 00:23:58,192 See you soon, Frank. 462 00:23:59,232 --> 00:24:00,650 Bye. 463 00:24:00,911 --> 00:24:02,712 Sounds like everything worked out okay 464 00:24:02,737 --> 00:24:04,157 in the romance department. 465 00:24:04,182 --> 00:24:06,726 I don't know about romance, 466 00:24:06,751 --> 00:24:09,170 but I'm still really good at fucking. 467 00:24:09,378 --> 00:24:12,422 Frank Gallagher's still got it. 468 00:24:12,464 --> 00:24:14,049 Mm. 469 00:25:05,548 --> 00:25:07,926 Whoo. 470 00:25:38,856 --> 00:25:40,816 Forgot your towel? 471 00:25:40,841 --> 00:25:42,208 Yeah, I didn't even think of it. 472 00:25:42,233 --> 00:25:45,060 Here. We have extras. They're clean. 473 00:25:45,098 --> 00:25:47,642 - Thank you. - We're in apartment 203. 474 00:25:47,684 --> 00:25:48,782 Just bring it back some time. 475 00:25:48,807 --> 00:25:51,104 - Washed. - Alan. Of course 476 00:25:51,146 --> 00:25:52,962 he's gonna wash it before he returns it. 477 00:25:52,987 --> 00:25:56,532 I don't know... he didn't shower before he jumped in the pool. 478 00:25:56,573 --> 00:25:58,491 - Oh... - Don't listen to him. 479 00:25:58,516 --> 00:25:59,642 He's a stickler for rules. 480 00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:02,591 - It's written right there. - Sorry about that. 481 00:26:02,616 --> 00:26:04,785 Didn't see it, but won't happen again. 482 00:26:04,826 --> 00:26:06,370 I promise, Alan. 483 00:26:07,071 --> 00:26:08,860 I'll let it go this time. 484 00:26:08,885 --> 00:26:11,179 - Thanks. - You just move in? 485 00:26:11,204 --> 00:26:12,914 I did. With my husband. 486 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,732 Here. 487 00:26:14,757 --> 00:26:16,592 Sit, sit. 488 00:26:17,511 --> 00:26:20,567 I'm Jill. And Alan, of course. 489 00:26:20,592 --> 00:26:22,219 - Ian. - So, Ian, 490 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:24,638 what do you do, besides contaminate our pool? 491 00:26:24,679 --> 00:26:27,332 Stop, Alan! It has chlorine in it. 492 00:26:28,133 --> 00:26:30,177 He's only joking with you. 493 00:26:30,352 --> 00:26:33,271 That's okay, I don't mind. I, uh, have actually 494 00:26:33,313 --> 00:26:36,024 never lived in a place like this before, so this is all new to me. 495 00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:37,706 I grew up on the South Side my whole life. 496 00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:40,168 Well, you're gonna love it on the West Side. 497 00:26:40,193 --> 00:26:41,746 There's so much to do over here. 498 00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:43,689 The restaurants, cafes... 499 00:26:43,714 --> 00:26:45,055 yoga studios. 500 00:27:00,090 --> 00:27:02,634 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, what are you doin' here? 501 00:27:02,676 --> 00:27:05,220 Came by to see how your first day in the new job was. 502 00:27:05,262 --> 00:27:07,273 I think I'm gonna like it... Drill on the street and whatnot. 503 00:27:07,298 --> 00:27:09,781 - Finally feel like I have a purpose. - Good for you. 504 00:27:09,806 --> 00:27:11,367 What are you doin' in that thing? 505 00:27:11,392 --> 00:27:13,645 Sometimes I like to take it for a little joy ride. 506 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:17,543 Usually people take out a Landi or a 'Stang for a joy ride. 507 00:27:17,568 --> 00:27:19,965 Arthur Tipping takes out the meter maid vehicle. 508 00:27:19,990 --> 00:27:21,950 Hey, I know you don't think I'm very adventurous. 509 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,954 - True statement. - But I can prove you wrong. 510 00:27:23,989 --> 00:27:26,783 How? You gonna steal a doughnut from 7-Eleven? 511 00:27:26,825 --> 00:27:28,493 Break up a fight on a playground? 512 00:27:28,535 --> 00:27:29,703 Talk too loud in church? 513 00:27:29,744 --> 00:27:32,080 - I happen to have a very wild side. - Ha ha! 514 00:27:32,122 --> 00:27:33,665 You know the "Renegade" Challenge? 515 00:27:33,707 --> 00:27:36,543 - Yeah? What of it? - You and me, let's go. 516 00:27:36,585 --> 00:27:38,753 We're officers of the law. 517 00:27:38,795 --> 00:27:40,130 And I'm on duty. 518 00:27:40,155 --> 00:27:42,449 What's that I hear? You're a scared little pussy? 519 00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,676 Bitch, you don't know what you're talkin' about. 520 00:27:44,718 --> 00:27:47,082 - And you're not on TikTok. - Oh, ho ho. 521 00:27:48,453 --> 00:27:50,247 - "Renegade" plays - Oh, my God. 522 00:27:50,272 --> 00:27:51,523 That's my song! 523 00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:55,145 Renegade, renegade, renegade, renegade 524 00:27:55,187 --> 00:27:58,851 Go go go go 525 00:27:58,876 --> 00:28:00,627 Fuck you. 526 00:28:05,121 --> 00:28:06,373 Watch and learn, nerd. 527 00:28:06,656 --> 00:28:08,533 ? Like I hit the lottery, the lottery ? 528 00:28:08,575 --> 00:28:11,244 ? Hos a trip, watch 'em ? ? how they fall on me ? 529 00:28:11,286 --> 00:28:14,498 ? Hunnys blue, yeah, ? ? I got 'em all on me ? 530 00:28:14,539 --> 00:28:17,000 ? Go go go go ? 531 00:28:17,042 --> 00:28:17,918 ? Go, let's go ? 532 00:28:17,959 --> 00:28:19,377 ? Mm, Prada shoes ? 533 00:28:19,419 --> 00:28:21,004 ? Yeah, I keep a style on me ? 534 00:28:21,046 --> 00:28:22,464 ? Style on me, pretty freaks ? 535 00:28:22,506 --> 00:28:23,798 ? Make them bitches pile on me ? 536 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,634 ? I swear, rack party ? 537 00:28:25,675 --> 00:28:27,969 ? I got 30 thou on me right now ? 538 00:28:28,011 --> 00:28:29,469 ? Go go go go go ? 539 00:28:29,494 --> 00:28:30,664 ? Go, let's go ? 540 00:28:30,689 --> 00:28:32,819 - Hey. - Hey. 541 00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,293 - You Lip? - Yeah, yeah. 542 00:28:34,318 --> 00:28:36,149 - Hey, Flavia. - Hi. 543 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:39,356 - Thanks for reaching out. - Yeah, yeah, you got it. 544 00:28:39,397 --> 00:28:41,858 So, uh, look, I got the note you left on our door, 545 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:43,797 and, uh, the Balls said you bought their house? 546 00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,946 Oh, my boss did. I'm just helpin' her out. 547 00:28:45,987 --> 00:28:48,000 She's lookin' for three houses in a row on this block, 548 00:28:48,025 --> 00:28:50,069 and we just acquired that one. 549 00:28:50,094 --> 00:28:52,929 Oh, the old Milkovich house. So... so my house would be the third. 550 00:28:52,953 --> 00:28:54,321 If you're willin' to sell. 551 00:28:54,346 --> 00:28:56,932 Could offer you 200K for the land. 552 00:28:56,957 --> 00:28:58,871 New development goin' up. 553 00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:00,707 Oh, you're pushin' people out, huh? 554 00:29:01,086 --> 00:29:03,172 You know folks have lived here for generations. 555 00:29:03,197 --> 00:29:05,711 - Be unrecognizable soon. - I got another appointment 556 00:29:05,736 --> 00:29:07,946 in, uh, ten minutes, so... 557 00:29:07,971 --> 00:29:09,427 Do we have a deal? 558 00:29:09,469 --> 00:29:11,763 I could, uh, send over the paperwork for you to sign. 559 00:29:11,805 --> 00:29:13,196 Money would be wired into your account 560 00:29:13,221 --> 00:29:15,056 in... under two weeks. 561 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,279 Look, since I'm the last man standing 562 00:29:20,304 --> 00:29:22,887 and, uh, you need my house to finish the project, 563 00:29:23,585 --> 00:29:25,546 seems only fair I get more than $200. 564 00:29:25,571 --> 00:29:27,067 Well, how much you thinkin'? 565 00:29:28,586 --> 00:29:30,991 I couldn't see myself selling for less than $300. 566 00:29:31,032 --> 00:29:34,119 We could, uh, probably make $250 work. 567 00:29:34,632 --> 00:29:35,591 Two seventy-five? 568 00:29:36,989 --> 00:29:38,915 You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Gallagher. 569 00:29:39,227 --> 00:29:40,813 Let me talk to my boss. 570 00:29:41,081 --> 00:29:42,791 Thank you. 571 00:29:54,431 --> 00:29:56,266 Get out of the road, Grandma! 572 00:29:56,308 --> 00:29:57,684 What the fu... 573 00:29:57,726 --> 00:29:59,075 I can go faster than you with my eyes closed 574 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,479 - and my dick in my hand. - Yeah, very, very funny. 575 00:30:01,521 --> 00:30:03,440 All right, nothin' to see. Move along. 576 00:30:08,759 --> 00:30:10,030 No, no, no, no, no, no. 577 00:30:10,071 --> 00:30:12,091 Please, please, please, I'm right here, I'm right here. 578 00:30:12,116 --> 00:30:13,742 Sorry. Meter's expired. 579 00:30:13,783 --> 00:30:15,761 I know. I remembered when I was already in line. 580 00:30:15,785 --> 00:30:18,079 I didn't wanna leave and lose my spot, man. 581 00:30:18,121 --> 00:30:20,014 Come on, you know how long it takes in the post office. 582 00:30:20,039 --> 00:30:22,459 Look, I'm just doin' my job, buddy. 583 00:30:22,484 --> 00:30:23,861 Oh, fuck. 584 00:30:23,886 --> 00:30:25,387 How much is the ticket? 585 00:30:25,879 --> 00:30:27,380 I got furloughed last week, and... 586 00:30:27,422 --> 00:30:29,483 Hey, shit for brains, better not ticket my car. 587 00:30:29,507 --> 00:30:31,593 Seriously, have you nothing better to do 588 00:30:31,635 --> 00:30:33,094 than be a bottom-feeding scumbag 589 00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:35,246 who can't make a living any other way? 590 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,102 You know what? You can go, son. 591 00:30:41,144 --> 00:30:42,726 - What? - Yeah. 592 00:30:42,751 --> 00:30:44,461 Seriously, no ticket for you. 593 00:30:44,486 --> 00:30:45,930 - Seriously? - Seriously. 594 00:30:45,955 --> 00:30:48,251 I'm the type a cop who gives the poor man a break 595 00:30:48,276 --> 00:30:50,223 every single time, no questions asked. 596 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:52,375 Okay, great. Thank you. 597 00:30:55,575 --> 00:30:56,868 However, as for you, 598 00:30:56,910 --> 00:30:58,926 I'm going to make people like you pay 599 00:30:58,951 --> 00:31:00,580 every single time. 600 00:31:00,622 --> 00:31:02,957 You rich fucks are goin' down. 601 00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:06,895 Hey, girls, I need to tell you somethin'. 602 00:31:07,848 --> 00:31:10,298 Sometimes change needs to happen, 603 00:31:10,465 --> 00:31:12,629 and when it does, at first, it's really hard. 604 00:31:12,654 --> 00:31:14,198 But in the long run, 605 00:31:14,223 --> 00:31:16,559 it's always for the best. 606 00:31:16,813 --> 00:31:19,273 Well, not always. I mean, I had to change foster families 607 00:31:19,307 --> 00:31:21,059 from the Butterfields to the Carrias, 608 00:31:21,101 --> 00:31:22,102 and that wasn't so great. 609 00:31:22,143 --> 00:31:24,938 The Carrias liked to beat me with belts 610 00:31:24,963 --> 00:31:27,232 and slippers and hairbrushes. 611 00:31:27,273 --> 00:31:28,994 Yeah, come to think of it... 612 00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:30,896 change is really, really bad. 613 00:31:30,921 --> 00:31:32,704 Kev, what are you doin'? Just tell them. 614 00:31:32,729 --> 00:31:34,526 Girls, we are leaving Chicago 615 00:31:34,551 --> 00:31:36,257 and moving to Louisville. Cool? Cool. 616 00:31:36,282 --> 00:31:37,826 That's exactly what I was doing, 617 00:31:37,867 --> 00:31:39,815 but I was trying to do it in a delicate way. 618 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,263 Well, it wasn't workin'. 619 00:31:41,287 --> 00:31:43,541 Afternoon, my fellow Americans. 620 00:31:43,623 --> 00:31:45,500 - Hey, Frank! - The finest beer 621 00:31:45,525 --> 00:31:47,254 - for me and my son. - I'll take a Coke. 622 00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:48,864 Hey, Frank. Been waitin' for you. 623 00:31:48,889 --> 00:31:50,855 - Ohh! - Hey! 624 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,757 Hey, are you okay? Debbie, the hell you doing? 625 00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:55,260 Back up, Liam! You ruined love for me! 626 00:31:55,301 --> 00:31:58,024 - I'll be alone the rest of my life! - That's true! 627 00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:00,098 The only way you'll ever have love 628 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:03,184 is to find someone who's even a bigger loser you are. 629 00:32:03,209 --> 00:32:05,337 Then they won't leave you! 630 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,748 - Ah! Jesus! - Get off! 631 00:32:09,192 --> 00:32:10,650 Come on, Franny. 632 00:32:10,692 --> 00:32:12,777 Are you okay She break anything? 633 00:32:12,819 --> 00:32:14,529 You all right there, Frank? 634 00:32:14,571 --> 00:32:17,211 Never better. 635 00:32:19,290 --> 00:32:21,661 Guess we can scratch bar fight off the list. 636 00:32:21,703 --> 00:32:23,547 Mm... God! 637 00:32:23,572 --> 00:32:26,958 Kev, there's something wrong with the beer. 638 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,252 - I tapped it this morning. - It tastes like poison. 639 00:32:29,294 --> 00:32:31,868 - It's fine. - Maybe try bottled beer. 640 00:32:31,893 --> 00:32:33,766 Yeah, can you get him a Heisler, V? 641 00:32:42,385 --> 00:32:44,429 What the hell, Frank? 642 00:32:44,542 --> 00:32:47,211 My body's rejecting alcohol. 643 00:32:47,236 --> 00:32:48,946 Jesus, Frank. 644 00:32:51,131 --> 00:32:53,075 Here, try these. 645 00:32:53,443 --> 00:32:55,403 - I'm scared. - It's just like you told me. 646 00:32:55,445 --> 00:32:58,263 - Feel the fear and do it anyway. - I said that? 647 00:32:58,288 --> 00:33:00,248 I'm sure you intended to at some point. 648 00:33:11,586 --> 00:33:13,161 It's no use, son. 649 00:33:14,275 --> 00:33:16,132 Who am I without alcohol? 650 00:33:16,529 --> 00:33:17,967 You're Frank Gallagher! 651 00:33:18,009 --> 00:33:19,716 It's my one true love. 652 00:33:20,287 --> 00:33:22,353 But now she's rejecting me. 653 00:33:31,517 --> 00:33:33,782 _ 654 00:33:36,236 --> 00:33:37,864 Oh, shit. 655 00:33:37,889 --> 00:33:39,130 You again. 656 00:33:39,155 --> 00:33:41,257 Well, I am the on-site manager. 657 00:33:41,282 --> 00:33:42,655 - How can I help you? - Haven't gotten 658 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,328 - our furniture yet. - Okay. 659 00:33:45,370 --> 00:33:46,944 You know when it's comin'? 660 00:33:46,969 --> 00:33:49,374 I'm not exactly sure why I would know that. 661 00:33:49,415 --> 00:33:51,038 Where did you order it from? 662 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,897 Order it? No. It's the shit you guys had. 663 00:33:52,922 --> 00:33:56,397 I want to help you, but I'm very confused. 664 00:33:56,422 --> 00:33:58,341 The furniture, like in the apartment 665 00:33:58,366 --> 00:34:00,993 on the tour you showed us... Where's ours? 666 00:34:01,052 --> 00:34:04,848 Oh! I get it now. 667 00:34:04,889 --> 00:34:07,225 The apartments, they don't come with furniture. 668 00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:10,103 - Wait, what? - They're unfurnished. 669 00:34:10,452 --> 00:34:12,514 Why the hell'd you show us one that had furniture, then? 670 00:34:12,539 --> 00:34:15,608 - Uh, that was a model. - Huh? 671 00:34:15,765 --> 00:34:18,142 An example of how an apartment can look. 672 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:20,044 Okay, hold on. So we don't get any furniture. 673 00:34:20,321 --> 00:34:22,615 No, I'm sorry. But that is very cute. 674 00:34:22,657 --> 00:34:24,367 I've never had anyone ask me that before. 675 00:34:24,409 --> 00:34:26,678 It's not fucking cute, lady, you should've told us that shit 676 00:34:26,703 --> 00:34:28,454 before we signed the stupid-ass lease. 677 00:34:28,479 --> 00:34:31,607 You and your fuckin' weird-ass dog. 678 00:34:34,411 --> 00:34:36,079 Don't tell me I'm fuckin' cute 679 00:34:36,104 --> 00:34:38,231 for your fuckin' bullshit, lady. 680 00:34:39,896 --> 00:34:42,357 Fuck it! You owe me some chairs. 681 00:34:44,732 --> 00:34:45,858 Excuse me. 682 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:48,307 - You can't take those. - Like hell I can't, bitch! 683 00:34:48,332 --> 00:34:49,452 But they're for everyone. 684 00:34:49,477 --> 00:34:51,635 Well, guess they shouldn't charge so much rent 685 00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:53,850 for an apartment don't have no fuckin' furniture! 686 00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:56,378 You gotta put the chair back, Mickey. 687 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,720 What the hell are you doin' in the pool? 688 00:34:58,745 --> 00:35:00,545 This is Jill and Alan. 689 00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:03,117 I don't give a shit if it's Siegfried & Roy. 690 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:05,158 I'm out here gettin' harassed left and right 691 00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:06,534 from everybody in this dump, 692 00:35:06,576 --> 00:35:09,079 and you're in the pool playin' fuckin' footsie with these two! 693 00:35:09,548 --> 00:35:12,248 It's fine. Hey, you can't take the chairs. 694 00:35:12,290 --> 00:35:14,042 We're gonna get fined or evicted. 695 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:16,502 You know, I don't give a shit! 696 00:35:16,544 --> 00:35:19,372 You know what? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, 697 00:35:19,397 --> 00:35:22,025 just like everybody else in the fuckin' West Side! 698 00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:25,429 This place blows! I'm out of here! 699 00:35:32,943 --> 00:35:34,450 That your husband? 700 00:35:34,475 --> 00:35:35,852 Yep. 701 00:35:35,877 --> 00:35:38,607 - Passionate. - Yep. 702 00:35:41,579 --> 00:35:44,666 All right, just a couple more minutes, love. 703 00:35:44,691 --> 00:35:46,633 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. 704 00:35:46,658 --> 00:35:47,951 - Guess what. - Hey, babe. 705 00:35:47,992 --> 00:35:49,136 Brought back the cleaning supplies. 706 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,928 Don't need it anymore. We're sellin' the house. 707 00:35:51,084 --> 00:35:53,873 I know, that's... that's why you've been spending 708 00:35:53,922 --> 00:35:55,763 - so much time on it. - No, I mean we're selling 709 00:35:55,788 --> 00:35:57,122 the house, like, right now, right? 710 00:35:57,228 --> 00:35:59,498 I just talked to a realtor who works for a developer 711 00:35:59,523 --> 00:36:01,737 who wants to buy up three houses on the block. 712 00:36:01,762 --> 00:36:04,612 She already got two, including Kev's... she gave him $175. 713 00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:06,698 All cash. Offered me $200. 714 00:36:06,723 --> 00:36:08,714 I said I wouldn't do it for less than $275. 715 00:36:08,739 --> 00:36:10,866 - Isn't that amazing? - Okay, whoa, slow down. 716 00:36:10,891 --> 00:36:12,601 - What? - What are you talking about? 717 00:36:12,626 --> 00:36:14,994 Well, I'm talkin' about us finally having enough money 718 00:36:15,019 --> 00:36:16,187 to buy our own place. 719 00:36:16,229 --> 00:36:19,190 Yeah, but you turned down $200,000? 720 00:36:19,232 --> 00:36:21,275 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I could make $275. 721 00:36:21,317 --> 00:36:22,360 Right? 722 00:36:22,402 --> 00:36:24,213 I mean, it was a tactic. I was workin' her over. 723 00:36:24,237 --> 00:36:25,632 You should've seen me. You would've been impressed. 724 00:36:25,657 --> 00:36:27,591 - I was good. - Okay, but I'm confused. 725 00:36:27,615 --> 00:36:29,800 So she... she gave you the $275? 726 00:36:29,825 --> 00:36:31,511 No, no, no, not yet, but she will, 727 00:36:31,536 --> 00:36:33,180 and the best part is, I don't have to spend 728 00:36:33,204 --> 00:36:35,319 any more money workin' on the house, right? 729 00:36:35,471 --> 00:36:37,631 I mean, developer's just gonna tear it down. 730 00:36:37,944 --> 00:36:39,991 Look, you know what? 731 00:36:40,016 --> 00:36:42,300 I'm gonna tear out some a the new shit I put in the house. 732 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,411 I'm gonna sell it, all right? 733 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:56,194 - Oh, shit, it's Heidi. - That's right, cockroaches! 734 00:36:56,219 --> 00:36:57,893 Heidi's back. 735 00:37:13,653 --> 00:37:16,948 Thank you for your hospitality. 736 00:37:17,866 --> 00:37:20,557 That don't make up for you being a shitty mama, though. 737 00:37:22,086 --> 00:37:24,495 You want me to put your TV program on for you? 738 00:37:25,715 --> 00:37:29,135 There ya go. 739 00:37:29,177 --> 00:37:31,608 Those fucking rat-ass neighbors of yours! 740 00:37:31,633 --> 00:37:34,511 Don't be sad if I shoot some of them. 741 00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:40,229 You are excused for being a shitty car. 742 00:37:40,271 --> 00:37:42,690 Shitty car. Shitty car. 743 00:37:42,732 --> 00:37:44,686 You, however, are not. 744 00:37:44,849 --> 00:37:46,016 Pow! 745 00:38:04,801 --> 00:38:06,659 Oh, no, please, hey, come on. 746 00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:08,853 I'm right here. Don't give me a ticket, hey. 747 00:38:09,073 --> 00:38:11,819 Sorry, miss. The meter's expired. 748 00:38:12,202 --> 00:38:14,162 Wha... Carl! 749 00:38:14,187 --> 00:38:16,280 Tish. You're pregnant. 750 00:38:16,889 --> 00:38:19,577 - You're a meter maid. - You have a Lexus? 751 00:38:19,602 --> 00:38:21,104 It's my boss's. 752 00:38:21,145 --> 00:38:22,814 She lets me borrow it sometimes. 753 00:38:22,855 --> 00:38:24,440 The driver's seat in my car 754 00:38:24,482 --> 00:38:25,893 doesn't really go back far enough. 755 00:38:25,918 --> 00:38:28,462 The steering wheel digs into my belly. 756 00:38:28,487 --> 00:38:30,656 Oh. Yeah. 757 00:38:30,905 --> 00:38:32,615 Are you still gonna give me a ticket? 758 00:38:32,657 --> 00:38:35,159 Of course not. If I didn't know you, I would. 759 00:38:35,201 --> 00:38:37,578 That's my new mission in life... Fuck over the rich. 760 00:38:37,603 --> 00:38:40,064 - That's a good mission. - Thanks. 761 00:38:40,123 --> 00:38:42,208 How long you been a meter maid? 762 00:38:42,258 --> 00:38:44,607 I really hate that name. I prefer something else. 763 00:38:44,632 --> 00:38:46,474 - Like what? - I don't know. 764 00:38:46,499 --> 00:38:49,724 - Meter Master maybe. - Oh! How about, um... Ticket Titan? 765 00:38:49,749 --> 00:38:52,168 Ah, that's good, too. Parking Punisher? 766 00:38:52,385 --> 00:38:54,428 Oh, sexy. Sultan of the Summons. 767 00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:57,540 I am the Lord of the Late Fees. 768 00:38:59,102 --> 00:39:00,854 I gotta get back to work. 769 00:39:04,285 --> 00:39:05,912 Hey, Tish. 770 00:39:06,070 --> 00:39:08,823 Is that my baby? 771 00:39:10,319 --> 00:39:12,306 Thanks for not giving me a ticket. 772 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:29,380 Wee whoo, wee whoo, wee whoo. 773 00:39:29,422 --> 00:39:32,800 Yeah. I hear the sirens, too, Franny. 774 00:39:33,876 --> 00:39:35,345 Maybe Grandpa was right. 775 00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:37,205 Why? 776 00:39:37,230 --> 00:39:39,650 Mommy's a loser. What can I say? 777 00:39:41,092 --> 00:39:42,636 Mama's a loser. 778 00:39:42,661 --> 00:39:44,580 It's true. 779 00:39:44,605 --> 00:39:46,294 If I find a bigger loser than me, 780 00:39:46,319 --> 00:39:48,321 maybe then they won't leave me. 781 00:39:48,608 --> 00:39:50,302 Wouldn't that be nice, Franny? 782 00:39:50,327 --> 00:39:52,997 - Having another mommy? - I want two mommies! 783 00:39:53,127 --> 00:39:54,420 Me too. 784 00:39:54,445 --> 00:39:57,073 If only I can find a loser bigger than me, 785 00:39:57,098 --> 00:39:59,118 - then I won't be alone... - Don't say a fucking word. 786 00:39:59,143 --> 00:40:00,519 Everything's gonna be fine. 787 00:40:00,544 --> 00:40:01,900 Just go along with what I'm about to do, 788 00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:04,072 otherwise I'll shoot your kid. In the head. 789 00:40:20,306 --> 00:40:22,064 That was nice. 790 00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:24,091 Yeah. Kind of was. 791 00:40:25,310 --> 00:40:26,966 I'm Heidi. 792 00:40:26,998 --> 00:40:28,665 Debbie. 793 00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,888 Honey, we're home. Did you miss us? 794 00:40:35,913 --> 00:40:38,439 Well, if it isn't Judas and Brutus. 795 00:40:38,464 --> 00:40:40,543 Sorry, V. We should never have left you 796 00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:42,278 for another bar... beer, please. 797 00:40:42,303 --> 00:40:44,346 - Me too. - Where's Kev? 798 00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:46,470 We wanna apologize to him, too. 799 00:40:46,495 --> 00:40:48,142 Brought the girls to a play-date, 800 00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:50,836 Trying to see all their friends before we leave. 801 00:40:50,861 --> 00:40:53,447 I'm not gonna lie, V. It was brutal out there. 802 00:40:53,472 --> 00:40:55,548 Other bars are chargin' $12 a drink. 803 00:40:55,573 --> 00:40:57,463 And they have all kinds of rules. 804 00:40:57,488 --> 00:40:58,900 Couldn't take off my shoes. 805 00:40:58,925 --> 00:41:00,903 - No napping. - Wouldn't let us run a tab. 806 00:41:00,928 --> 00:41:02,185 Two-drink minimum. 807 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,096 Can't sit down unless you order food. 808 00:41:04,121 --> 00:41:06,535 One place wouldn't even let us in without a valid I.D. 809 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,413 And that one bar that wanted a credit card 810 00:41:08,437 --> 00:41:10,356 before we even ordered anything? 811 00:41:10,398 --> 00:41:12,233 - Total scam. - Well, I hope you two 812 00:41:12,275 --> 00:41:13,192 learned your lesson. 813 00:41:13,217 --> 00:41:15,291 Please forgive us. 814 00:41:16,862 --> 00:41:20,123 Well... look who's back. 815 00:41:20,155 --> 00:41:22,541 Benedict and Arnold. 816 00:41:24,268 --> 00:41:25,853 Kev. 817 00:41:25,878 --> 00:41:27,063 - Sorry. - Hmph. 818 00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:29,215 - How are the girls, babe? - Great. They're gonna have 819 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,759 dinner over there, watch the Trolls movie, 820 00:41:30,784 --> 00:41:32,619 and Calise's mom's gonna drop 'em off later. 821 00:41:32,644 --> 00:41:34,109 Where'd you get these books from? 822 00:41:34,134 --> 00:41:35,427 - The library. - What? 823 00:41:35,453 --> 00:41:37,514 Yeah, near Calise's house. Can you believe it? 824 00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:39,509 We're about to move, and I find out we live next to a library. 825 00:41:39,548 --> 00:41:40,549 Who knew? 826 00:41:40,591 --> 00:41:42,635 - Well, what'd ya get it? - Well, I went in there 827 00:41:42,676 --> 00:41:44,261 to ask that woman who works there... 828 00:41:44,303 --> 00:41:46,388 - The librarian? - Long gray hair, glasses, 829 00:41:46,430 --> 00:41:47,932 oversized corduroy jumper? 830 00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,493 - Yeah, that's her. - That's her. 831 00:41:49,517 --> 00:41:50,859 - That's the one. - Yeah. 832 00:41:50,884 --> 00:41:52,445 Okay, well, I asked her if she had books on Kentucky, 833 00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:54,455 and check it out... I'm gonna learn everything 834 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,336 there is to know about that dumb old state. 835 00:41:56,361 --> 00:42:00,694 - Oh, babe, you're the best! - I know. 836 00:42:00,736 --> 00:42:02,238 Hey, do you know the guy on the penny 837 00:42:02,279 --> 00:42:04,252 - was born in Kentucky? - Abe Lincoln. 838 00:42:04,277 --> 00:42:07,616 You read these books, too? 839 00:42:09,457 --> 00:42:10,500 Shit. 840 00:42:10,784 --> 00:42:13,036 Hey, Howie, here, let me, uh, let me give a hand 841 00:42:13,078 --> 00:42:14,120 with that, man. 842 00:42:14,162 --> 00:42:15,914 Here ya go, man. 843 00:42:15,955 --> 00:42:18,628 - Give ya $200 for it. - Yeah, good, good. 844 00:42:18,653 --> 00:42:21,312 - Wife's gonna love it. - Cool, thanks, man. 845 00:42:21,337 --> 00:42:23,438 Yo, knuckleheads, get over here. 846 00:42:23,463 --> 00:42:24,607 - Yo, Lip. - Yeah, yeah. 847 00:42:24,631 --> 00:42:25,933 - You selling that microwave? - Yeah, everything. 848 00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:27,069 - Everything's gotta go. - How much? 849 00:42:27,094 --> 00:42:30,904 Uh, I paid $150 for it, so just give me 100 for it. 850 00:42:30,929 --> 00:42:32,527 - Hundred? - Thanks, man. 851 00:42:33,890 --> 00:42:35,636 - Hey, Lip. - Thank... thank you. 852 00:42:35,661 --> 00:42:37,327 Hey. Hey, there ya are. 853 00:42:37,352 --> 00:42:38,788 I was, uh, I was waitin' on your call, 854 00:42:38,812 --> 00:42:40,980 - but in person's even better. - Yeah, the, uh, 855 00:42:41,005 --> 00:42:42,728 the guy carrying out your stove 856 00:42:42,753 --> 00:42:44,025 said I could find you back here. 857 00:42:44,067 --> 00:42:45,753 Yeah, yeah, we're ju... we're getting rid of everything, 858 00:42:45,777 --> 00:42:47,070 you know, especially if your boss 859 00:42:47,112 --> 00:42:50,365 - is gonna tear the place down. - Oh, yeah, um, about that. 860 00:42:50,406 --> 00:42:51,366 Yeah. What's up? 861 00:42:51,407 --> 00:42:53,493 Uh, she doesn't wanna buy your house now. 862 00:42:53,652 --> 00:42:55,070 What? 863 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,843 Y-you said she needs three houses, right? 864 00:42:57,868 --> 00:42:59,537 Yeah, she got them. 865 00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:02,961 Uh... I don't understand. 866 00:43:03,002 --> 00:43:05,113 The man who lives on the other side of the Balls, 867 00:43:05,284 --> 00:43:07,119 he closed his deal. 868 00:43:07,411 --> 00:43:09,080 Old man Jefferson sold his house? 869 00:43:09,105 --> 00:43:10,607 For $200,000. 870 00:43:10,969 --> 00:43:13,179 I-I didn't even know you made him an offer. 871 00:43:13,221 --> 00:43:14,848 It's business. My boss is very savvy. 872 00:43:14,889 --> 00:43:17,016 I encouraged you to take her offer earlier. 873 00:43:17,058 --> 00:43:18,685 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh... 874 00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:20,019 All right, well, look, look, 875 00:43:20,061 --> 00:43:21,604 I'll just take the original offer, uh, 876 00:43:21,646 --> 00:43:24,457 - that's $200, that's good. - Sorry. 877 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,904 How much for the fridge, Lip? 878 00:43:32,048 --> 00:43:33,841 Um... 879 00:43:38,872 --> 00:43:40,415 You okay, Frank? 880 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,066 Uh-huh. 881 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:43,626 It's like the doctor said. 882 00:43:43,668 --> 00:43:45,978 You have good days and bad days, right? 883 00:43:46,195 --> 00:43:48,197 That's right, son. 884 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,876 I had a fun time with you. 885 00:44:01,686 --> 00:44:03,037 Oh, yeah? 886 00:44:03,479 --> 00:44:05,052 What'd we do? 887 00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:07,984 I don't think you ate enough today. 888 00:44:08,026 --> 00:44:09,619 Probably right. 889 00:44:09,931 --> 00:44:12,058 I'm gonna get food. 890 00:44:13,114 --> 00:44:16,075 Back at it again tomorrow? We'll do more Frank things. 891 00:44:16,265 --> 00:44:18,052 You got it, son. 892 00:44:19,537 --> 00:44:21,783 - Hiya, Frank. - Hey. 893 00:44:22,540 --> 00:44:23,833 What's goin' on in here? 894 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:26,187 Oh, uh, the renovations. 895 00:44:26,212 --> 00:44:27,820 You know, I'm fixing up the house to... 896 00:44:27,845 --> 00:44:30,039 I know what you're doing. 897 00:44:30,064 --> 00:44:31,024 Yeah? 898 00:44:31,257 --> 00:44:34,052 You're looking for that brick of gold we hid 899 00:44:34,093 --> 00:44:36,439 when you were 12 years old, aren't you? 900 00:44:38,064 --> 00:44:39,732 I, uh... 901 00:44:40,767 --> 00:44:42,101 I-I was. 902 00:44:42,143 --> 00:44:43,572 - I knew it! - Busted. 903 00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:44,932 Ha ha ha! 904 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,060 Son! 905 00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:48,962 Don't you remember? 906 00:44:49,192 --> 00:44:50,564 Uh, what's that? 907 00:44:50,589 --> 00:44:53,171 - We buried it. - Right. Oh, yeah. 908 00:44:53,196 --> 00:44:55,049 - In the backyard. - No, that's... that's right. 909 00:44:55,073 --> 00:44:57,367 So no one would find it, except you and me. 910 00:44:57,408 --> 00:44:59,517 Now... now... now I remember. Yeah. 911 00:45:00,326 --> 00:45:02,330 Good thing I'm here. 912 00:45:07,798 --> 00:45:10,543 I guess I'm gonna put the kitchen back together now. 913 00:45:13,904 --> 00:45:15,989 We're gonna be rich tomorrow. 914 00:45:28,374 --> 00:45:29,667 Shit. 915 00:45:29,857 --> 00:45:31,901 You're adorable. 916 00:45:31,943 --> 00:45:33,987 I feel the same way about you. 917 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,030 There's a lot about me, though, 918 00:45:36,072 --> 00:45:37,865 that you probably aren't gonna like. 919 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,451 Oh, God, don't even get me started. 920 00:45:40,493 --> 00:45:41,703 Me too. 921 00:45:41,744 --> 00:45:44,789 - Like what? - Pfft, for starters, 922 00:45:44,831 --> 00:45:47,490 teen mom, uh... 923 00:45:47,555 --> 00:45:49,641 raped a guy once. 924 00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:51,921 Stole a baby. 925 00:45:51,963 --> 00:45:53,603 Almost drowned a girl. 926 00:45:53,628 --> 00:45:55,797 I beat the shit out of... 927 00:45:56,342 --> 00:45:58,013 so many people. 928 00:45:58,469 --> 00:45:59,887 Once I drugged my half-sister 929 00:45:59,929 --> 00:46:01,389 and locked her in a shipping crate. 930 00:46:01,431 --> 00:46:03,308 Aw. Child's play. 931 00:46:03,349 --> 00:46:04,767 - Really? - Hell, yeah. 932 00:46:04,809 --> 00:46:06,740 - None of that bothers me. - Good. 933 00:46:06,962 --> 00:46:08,380 How about you? 934 00:46:08,563 --> 00:46:10,535 - Oh, okay, you ready for this? - Go. 935 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,109 Okay, let's start... When I'm six, uh, 936 00:46:13,151 --> 00:46:15,056 I bit a chunk off my mom's boyfriend's face 937 00:46:15,081 --> 00:46:16,775 while he was sleeping. 938 00:46:34,508 --> 00:46:35,833 Hey. 939 00:46:36,977 --> 00:46:38,604 What are you doin' over here? 940 00:46:38,801 --> 00:46:41,603 Watchin' a bunch a jackasses try the cinnamon challenge. 941 00:46:42,857 --> 00:46:46,279 - You comin' back to the apartment? - I like it better on the South Side. 942 00:46:48,019 --> 00:46:49,980 You haven't really given the West Side a shot. 943 00:46:50,005 --> 00:46:51,397 Look, I don't fit in over there, man. 944 00:46:51,439 --> 00:46:52,565 Neither do I. 945 00:46:52,607 --> 00:46:55,193 But... you know, I'd like to try. 946 00:46:55,234 --> 00:46:57,380 Guess that's the difference between you and me. 947 00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:01,363 We paid first, last, and security. 948 00:47:01,388 --> 00:47:03,093 And they were supposed to give us some fuckin' furniture. 949 00:47:03,117 --> 00:47:04,827 - We could buy our own. - We're not gonna 950 00:47:04,869 --> 00:47:07,306 agree on anything... we'll have different tastes and shit. 951 00:47:09,165 --> 00:47:12,575 So you're gonna stay here, and I'm gonna live over there. 952 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,352 Looks like it. 953 00:47:14,857 --> 00:47:16,130 It's nicer there. 954 00:47:16,172 --> 00:47:17,632 Well, I guess I don't like nice. 955 00:47:17,966 --> 00:47:19,810 - Don't you want a better life? - No. 956 00:47:19,835 --> 00:47:21,865 - Why? - 'Cause it's too much... 957 00:47:23,763 --> 00:47:25,818 It's too much fuckin' pressure, all right? 958 00:47:29,329 --> 00:47:31,746 Okay. I understand. 959 00:47:31,771 --> 00:47:33,845 Shit makes me feel uncomfortable. 960 00:47:35,570 --> 00:47:36,868 Fine. 961 00:47:39,425 --> 00:47:40,718 Ahh. 962 00:47:40,743 --> 00:47:42,286 Fine what? 963 00:47:42,439 --> 00:47:44,032 Fine, we'll stay here, then. 964 00:47:48,269 --> 00:47:49,575 Why? 965 00:47:50,581 --> 00:47:51,916 Well, 'cause you're my husband. 966 00:47:52,486 --> 00:47:54,585 If you're not happy there, then we don't have to be there. 967 00:47:54,644 --> 00:47:57,355 - Don't do that shit. - Don't do what? 968 00:47:57,380 --> 00:47:58,840 - Guilt trippin' me. - I'm not. 969 00:47:58,881 --> 00:48:00,401 Yeah, you are... You're doing the whole 970 00:48:00,425 --> 00:48:02,844 reverse fuckin' psychiatric whatever the fuck. 971 00:48:02,885 --> 00:48:05,068 I swear... I'm not. 972 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,192 What cinnamon challenge things are you watching? 973 00:48:09,142 --> 00:48:11,227 God damn it. All right, we'll go back. 974 00:48:11,269 --> 00:48:12,687 What? 975 00:48:12,728 --> 00:48:14,689 I'm not changin' for anybody, though. 976 00:48:14,730 --> 00:48:15,982 Nobody wants you to change. 977 00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:17,692 Those gentrifyin' motherfuckers do. 978 00:48:17,733 --> 00:48:19,152 All right, maybe you could change 979 00:48:19,193 --> 00:48:20,611 an eensy, teensy little bit 980 00:48:20,653 --> 00:48:22,131 and not steal anything in the apartment complex. 981 00:48:22,155 --> 00:48:24,449 That's what I'm sayin'. I feel fuckin' handcuffed! 982 00:48:24,490 --> 00:48:25,700 That's all I'm asking for. 983 00:48:25,741 --> 00:48:26,844 You can do anything else you want. 984 00:48:26,868 --> 00:48:27,827 - Yeah? - Yeah. 985 00:48:27,869 --> 00:48:28,915 Can I piss in the pool? 986 00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:31,247 - Ugh. Really? - Yep. 987 00:48:31,587 --> 00:48:34,298 All right, fine, but I want you to come to a yoga class. 988 00:48:34,323 --> 00:48:36,520 - Yo... no fuckin' way! - All right, Whole Foods 989 00:48:36,544 --> 00:48:38,129 so we can stare at the organic fruit. 990 00:48:38,171 --> 00:48:40,339 Jesus, really? That's what you wanna fuckin' do? 991 00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,345 I'm letting you piss in the pool. 992 00:48:42,370 --> 00:48:45,706 Fine. 993 00:48:48,222 --> 00:48:51,350 You are such a fuckin' barbarian. 994 00:48:51,563 --> 00:48:53,025 Thank you. 995 00:48:57,106 --> 00:48:58,532 Oh, shit. 996 00:48:59,130 --> 00:49:01,777 That's why they call it Kentucky Fried Chicken. 997 00:49:02,079 --> 00:49:03,905 Learn something new every day. 998 00:49:03,946 --> 00:49:06,782 - You ready, babe? I'm tired. - Yeah, let's do it. 999 00:49:06,824 --> 00:49:08,659 Do you know that two women from Louisville 1000 00:49:08,701 --> 00:49:10,536 invented the "Happy Birthday" song? 1001 00:49:10,578 --> 00:49:12,788 Oh, my goodness. 1002 00:49:12,830 --> 00:49:14,957 - Look at this. - What? 1003 00:49:14,999 --> 00:49:16,959 - Photo... - Oh. 1004 00:49:17,001 --> 00:49:19,420 Of you, me, and Stan. 1005 00:49:19,743 --> 00:49:21,881 That's when we first started workin' here. 1006 00:49:21,923 --> 00:49:23,883 How long ago you think this was? 1007 00:49:23,925 --> 00:49:26,048 - It's at least 15 years ago. - Wow. 1008 00:49:28,478 --> 00:49:31,098 I cannot believe we're uprooting our entire life. 1009 00:49:31,523 --> 00:49:33,657 Everything we worked so hard for. 1010 00:49:35,964 --> 00:49:37,330 Oh... 1011 00:49:37,943 --> 00:49:40,024 I knew there was emotion in there. 1012 00:49:44,487 --> 00:49:47,822 We're leaving everything behind. 1013 00:49:47,847 --> 00:49:50,343 Hey, V. 1014 00:49:50,368 --> 00:49:51,827 It's gonna be okay. 1015 00:49:54,622 --> 00:49:56,290 Wait a minute. Are you faking? 1016 00:49:56,332 --> 00:49:58,751 Totally. Rearview mirror, Kev. 1017 00:49:58,793 --> 00:50:00,169 Let's go. 1018 00:50:00,987 --> 00:50:02,747 That was just mean. 1019 00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:08,866 Sh... 1020 00:50:08,891 --> 00:50:10,851 Fuck! 1021 00:50:10,876 --> 00:50:13,045 Oh, fuck! 1022 00:51:02,606 --> 00:51:04,149 Hey, Kev. 1023 00:51:07,679 --> 00:51:08,930 V! 1024 00:53:15,489 --> 00:53:18,242 Ah, that's so much better. 1025 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,585 _ 1026 00:54:28,481 --> 00:54:34,137 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 74247

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