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How the hell'd you get in here?
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Hey, I'm not gonna tell you
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what happened last week
on Shameless, all right?
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Go look it up on goddamn Wikipedia.
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I don't want you to sell the house.
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Me, Ian, Carl, Liam... We're movin' out.
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I want Franny to have what I had.
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I want her to grow up with family.
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How about this one?
It's got a heated pool,
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- gym, garden.
- It's on the fuckin'
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- West Side.
- Can we just talk
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to the lady, take a look at the lease?
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I'm not moving here.
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Signed the lease.
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- You did what?
- It'll be good for us, Mick.
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Hey, who's that?
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The landlord. He's the
guy who called this in.
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Need you to step out the vehicle, sir.
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- Ha ha ha. What?
- I said,
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- step out of the vehicle!
- Whoa!
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Hey, you gotta be kidding
me. Hey, get off of me, man!
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I'm arresting you for
assaulting a police officer.
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You and your fancy
S-Class and shiny shoes
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- are goin' down!
- Ah!
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Kev and V are still in Louisville
helping V's mom settle in.
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I accidentally got a bartending job.
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I maybe got offered a job today, too.
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We should sell the Alibi,
move down here, and make bank.
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If you weren't all Mr. Fuckin' Fix It,
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I wouldn't be movin' to
the goddamn West Side.
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What the fuck are you gonna do?
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Mama's really gonna miss her family.
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- You have dementia.
- Have you all talked about
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what to do with me when it gets bad?
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No. But it'll probably
be up to me to figure it out.
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Who else is gonna do
it? They all hate you.
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Right.
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Don't look so glum, kid.
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Everybody dies sooner or later.
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I lived a good life.
I got to live it my way.
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- What do you think?
- It's perfect.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Shit.
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_
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Stupid fuckin' moon.
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Last call, guys.
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Another round of appletinis, please.
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Give me your keys
or at least call an Uber.
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I'm good, I'm goo... I'm fine.
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Yeah, gluten-free.
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Oh, for health. They
smell really good, right?
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Bars are closing.
Let's go have an after-party.
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Okay. All right.
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Fuckin' West Side.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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- Thought you moved out.
- Go fuck yourself.
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- Mornin'.
- Hey.
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- You stay up all night again?
- Indeed, I have, Officer.
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Yeah, I'm an officer,
but what does that even mean?
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All I see is lazy cops who do nothing
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or hard-ass cops who don't
give a shit about the community.
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It's like I don't wanna be either
one of those, so what's the point?
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What?
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- Nothing. Never mind.
- No, no.
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Look, I'm sorry, man, I
do, I wanna listen to you,
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but could we do it another time?
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My brain can't switch gears right now.
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That's fine.
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Jesus... loud! Early!
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Yeah, well, I gotta try
and get this finished.
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I wanna list the house
by the end of the week.
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Great. Can't wait
to get kicked out soon.
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We still having this conversation?
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Are you still uprooting
my daughter and I
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from the only home we've ever known?
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No, No. I'm selling our home
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so everybody can have a nest egg
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and buy their own homes.
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Whatever. I'll still be all alone.
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Then go find somebody to be with.
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It's not that easy! I
suck at relationships.
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I can't take care of you anymore, Debs.
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Of course not.
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Look, I got my own
family to worry about.
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- So do I!
- We're adults now, okay?
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This is what adults do.
They move on, all right?
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Guess I'll go off and find
some random old person to marry.
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-You should do that.
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I'll be out of your hair
soon enough... don't worry.
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Fuck.
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Ohh... gross!
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Ew! Ass fuck.
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You shit yourself, Frank.
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What the fuck?
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- Frank.
- I just shat the bed
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and pissed myself.
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- Ew!
- I'm lost.
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Spent. Used up.
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- You're just being dramatic.
- I'm hopelessly wandering
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in a world I don't recognize.
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It's just a bad morning for you.
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Happens to the best of them.
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What are you doing today?
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Uh... nothing.
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Me neither.
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Let's have some fun.
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- I don't feel like it.
- Come on.
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It's like you used to always tell me.
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Either you run the day,
or the day runs you.
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I said that?
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Just get in the shower.
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We're gonna do some Frank things.
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Frank things?
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Yeah.
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Drinking, scamming...
You know, Frank things.
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Okay.
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Hey, morning.
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Hey.
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Where you been?
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I, uh, just woke up
early, went for a walk.
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Oh.
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I slept great last night. You?
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The moon's really
fuckin' bright over here.
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I'm pretty sure it's
the same everywhere.
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I... guess so.
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You wanna check out the
amenities in this place?
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I'm gonna get some laundry done.
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Sure you don't wanna hit up the gym...
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go for a little dip in the pool after?
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No. I wanna check to see
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when our furniture's gettin' here.
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Meet up after, then.
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Yeah, sure. Not goin' anywhere.
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Okay. Yeah, good.
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I'm glad we rented this place.
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- Carl, morning.
- Arthur.
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Beiser's husband made pound cake.
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It's in the break room.
Grab some before it's gone.
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Or I could just eat the
crumbs off your vest.
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Mm? Oopsy-doopsy.
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Got a dog at home, eats up
all the crumbs on the floor.
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Know what we call her?
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Um... Hoover?
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Oh, my God, that would have been genius.
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- No, her name's Millie.
- Gallagher.
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Sergeant Stamps.
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Need you to apologize
to Mr. McManus, Carl.
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That the guy with the Merce-Benz?
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He's filing a brutality
claim against you.
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- Me? What? Why?
- I'm gonna go with
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door number two... slamming
the guy against his car.
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This can all go away.
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Say a few words, "I'm
sorry," blah, blah, blah.
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- Seriously?
- Most likely, he'll drop the claim.
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- It'll save the department 50K.
- So what?
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Every time someone complains,
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we just apologize and it goes away?
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If the person's a rich
a-hole with an attorney.
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Ready?
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You got this, Carl.
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Mr. McManus,
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Officer Gallagher has
something to say to you.
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Excuse me if I don't, uh, do a jig.
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I got two dislocated discs
in my neck, thanks to you.
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I'm very sorry about that, sir.
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I was out of line, and
it won't happen again.
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Well, I hope we can
all put this behind us.
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Officer Gallagher, you
may go back to work now.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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That's it?
You're gonna let him
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- get off that easily?
- Gallagher, hold up.
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I'm a victim here.
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Yes. Yes, you are, sir.
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I was simply double-parked
in front of my building,
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and you slammed my
body up against my car.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Well, now I know how
every Black person in America feels.
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Did you actually just say that?
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- Say what?
- That you, a privileged
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piece of shit who evicts
people from their apartments
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can relate to how Black people feel,
who are literally murdered
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at the hands of the
police department?
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Well, yes, as a matter of fact,
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- I do relate to them.
- No, stop.
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I was fine apologizing
to your entitled ass
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to make this all go away,
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but I can't play this game anymore.
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I spent the last few
months trying to figure out
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what kind of cop I wanna be,
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and I'll say this, Sergeant Stamps:
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I haven't met a lot of
good role models here.
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- Why don't we regroup and...
- But this jagoff
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made me realize what kind
of cop I wanna be now.
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I'm not sure you'll
have much of a choice
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- at this point.
- I wanna be the type a cop
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who stands up for those
who don't have a voice...
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The lost, the forgotten.
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They deserve a fair share,
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even if that means rich
pricks like you, Mr. McManus,
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have to pay the price
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in order to re-balance
the scales of justice.
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So, with that being said,
I take my apology back.
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Mm-hmm. I'll see you in court, dickwad.
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Gallagher.
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Last piece of pound cake!
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Goin' once, goin' twice,
sold to Arthur Tipping.
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All right. All the way down.
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All the way down.
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Hope I don't see you here again.
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I ain't never comin'
back to this shithole.
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Then don't try to kill no
more cops or nothin'.
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I'll see what I can do about that.
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Really didn't think I was
gonna like it there that much,
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but everybody's so friendly and nice.
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How can Louisville be nice
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if they don't even
have pro sports teams?
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They have good college B-ball.
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- That doesn't count.
- Kev!
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- It happened.
- Oh, fuck, please don't tell me
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that that picture with
me with a turtleneck
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- resurfaced on the Internet.
- I don't know about that.
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But the money came through,
deposited into our account.
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Look.
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- Holy shit. That's a lot of numbers.
- Eighty large!
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- How'd ya score that?
- We sold our house.
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You got $80,000 for that piece of shit?
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Actually, we got $175,000.
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- What?
- Yep.
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But we had to pay off the bank loan.
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- How'd ya sell it so fast?
- Developer left us a note on our door
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sayin' she wanted to buy it.
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It's official. We're
movin' to Louisville.
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Holy shit, it's official.
We're movin' to Louisville.
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Are we really doin' this, V?
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Of course we're really doin' it.
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- You sellin' the bar, too?
- I guess so.
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- Absolutely.
- And everything in it, V?
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I mean, what about this?
What about Hulu Lamp Girl?
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I love her.
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You didn't even know she was here, Kev.
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I knew exactly where she...
No! Hulu Lamp Girl!
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Hey, you guys.
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Hey. We sold our house.
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Wait. What?
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Yeah, they're gonna
become college basketball fans.
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Hey, Tommy, don't ever say that again.
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We're movin' to Louisville.
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No! Why is everybody leaving me?
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00:13:34,217 --> 00:13:35,653
Oh, you can come visit.
251
00:13:35,678 --> 00:13:37,848
We're gonna have plenty
of room in our new house.
252
00:13:39,624 --> 00:13:41,583
Why do you guys have
such a good relationship?
253
00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:43,277
- We work on it.
- Sex.
254
00:13:43,302 --> 00:13:45,178
I can't even find a partner.
255
00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:48,098
Kev, what's wrong with me?
256
00:13:50,357 --> 00:13:52,442
Uh...
257
00:13:55,222 --> 00:13:57,141
Never ask a guy that question.
258
00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:59,685
- There is nothin' wrong with you.
- Not true.
259
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:02,200
Everybody I've ever dated
has treated me like shit.
260
00:14:02,225 --> 00:14:03,950
That's because you
treat yourself like shit.
261
00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:05,317
You have to love yourself
262
00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:06,794
before anyone else is gonna love you.
263
00:14:06,819 --> 00:14:08,864
Cute. And total bullshit.
264
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,630
- No, it isn't.
- It is.
265
00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:13,699
That's just what people say
when they can't find a partner.
266
00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:17,200
Where are you goin'?
267
00:14:17,225 --> 00:14:20,686
Find somebody who
can give me a better answer.
268
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,377
Spare some change.
269
00:14:24,402 --> 00:14:26,020
Any little bit will help.
270
00:14:26,045 --> 00:14:27,338
Please.
271
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,425
- Anything will help.
- _
272
00:14:30,132 --> 00:14:32,760
- Spare change, please!
- Get out of the street!
273
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:35,653
Spare change. Help me feed my family.
274
00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:37,221
We're homeless.
275
00:14:37,246 --> 00:14:39,081
Hey, Frank, isn't this is fun?
276
00:14:39,106 --> 00:14:41,184
- Yeah.
- Hey!
277
00:14:42,478 --> 00:14:44,021
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
278
00:14:44,063 --> 00:14:46,107
What are you fellas
doin'? Gonna get smushed!
279
00:14:46,148 --> 00:14:49,126
- Wait, wh-who is this?
- Oh, what's goin' on?
280
00:14:49,151 --> 00:14:51,779
Name's Lester. I'm not gonna hurt ya.
281
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:54,024
- Did he say Chester?
- Lester.
282
00:14:54,243 --> 00:14:56,370
You were out in the
middle of the street.
283
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,939
Here, take this.
284
00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:01,914
Promise me you'll go home now.
285
00:15:01,956 --> 00:15:03,431
C-can I lead you in
the right direction?
286
00:15:03,456 --> 00:15:06,626
Twenty bucks is not gonna
cut it... we got bills to pay.
287
00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:08,105
How'd ya know it was a 20?
288
00:15:08,264 --> 00:15:09,640
I have a keen sense of...
289
00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:12,376
My father has partial
vision in his left eye.
290
00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:15,736
Come on, son, we gotta
go get some more money.
291
00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:17,972
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
292
00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:20,817
Aw, jeez. Here's a hundy.
293
00:15:20,842 --> 00:15:23,928
Is this enough to keep
you guys out of traffic?
294
00:15:23,953 --> 00:15:25,163
Uh...
295
00:15:25,188 --> 00:15:27,065
- yes, it is.
- Okay.
296
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:30,552
Great. Now, please, go home.
297
00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:35,089
Stay safe!
298
00:15:35,114 --> 00:15:38,200
Well, that was fun.
299
00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:42,079
Hey, let's go spend some money.
300
00:15:55,864 --> 00:15:57,407
How's it goin'?
301
00:15:58,606 --> 00:16:00,483
This treadmill taken?
302
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:02,185
What?
303
00:16:02,305 --> 00:16:03,431
Nothin'.
304
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,895
You just go back to workin'
305
00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:08,036
those ripped, sweaty abs.
306
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:13,005
Okay, let's see, uh...
cross-country running?
307
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:15,974
Sure. Incline... five.
308
00:16:15,999 --> 00:16:18,168
Speed... 20?
309
00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:21,131
Okay.
310
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,828
Shit!
311
00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:48,135
Never put the speed higher
than eight on these new ones.
312
00:16:48,818 --> 00:16:50,444
Thanks.
313
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:53,226
Virgin?
314
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:54,970
Only at fancy treadmills.
315
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:59,175
- Just move in?
- I did.
316
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,493
Think you'll like it here.
317
00:17:01,092 --> 00:17:02,785
I think I will, too.
318
00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:08,791
Me and my ripped, sweaty abs
319
00:17:09,688 --> 00:17:12,670
will see ya around some time.
320
00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:43,242
Shitty-ass moon.
321
00:17:43,756 --> 00:17:45,007
Eh. Looks good.
322
00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:57,063
- Morning!
- Jesus!
323
00:17:57,088 --> 00:17:59,930
- Or is it afternoon already?
- Your dog's wearing a diaper.
324
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,130
Miss Suzannah. She's a breeding dog.
325
00:18:02,155 --> 00:18:04,031
It's her time of the month.
326
00:18:04,056 --> 00:18:06,156
That's fuckin' weird.
Hey, you know where
327
00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:07,337
I can find the laundry in this shithole?
328
00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:08,673
You know, I couldn't help but notice
329
00:18:08,698 --> 00:18:11,951
that you just hanged
some sort of... curtain?
330
00:18:11,976 --> 00:18:13,102
Sorry. Who are you again?
331
00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:14,747
Melanie Runkin, on-site manager.
332
00:18:14,772 --> 00:18:16,501
We met after your
husband signed the lease.
333
00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:18,444
From the South Side, right?
334
00:18:18,783 --> 00:18:20,504
- What about it?
- They probably do things
335
00:18:20,529 --> 00:18:22,781
differently down there, but
here at the Arlington Grove,
336
00:18:22,806 --> 00:18:25,267
we have a... a whites-only policy.
337
00:18:25,326 --> 00:18:27,119
That's some racist-ass shit.
338
00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:29,371
- I'm talking about curtains.
- Oh.
339
00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:31,368
You can read the
guidelines in the CCNRs.
340
00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:33,687
- Come on, Miss Suzannah.
- The CCN what?
341
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,630
Bye!
342
00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:37,571
Poor fucking dog.
343
00:18:39,715 --> 00:18:42,593
It's about 1,600 square feet,
344
00:18:42,618 --> 00:18:44,828
not counting the back storage area.
345
00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,347
Two blocks away from the El.
346
00:18:46,388 --> 00:18:49,005
- Kev, we're not keeping those things.
- Yes, we are!
347
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,886
Okay? Yes.
348
00:18:51,911 --> 00:18:53,162
That would be great.
349
00:18:53,187 --> 00:18:54,939
All right, I'll see you there.
350
00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:57,946
That was our commercial
real-estate agent.
351
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,890
He's coming by to check out the Alibi.
352
00:18:59,915 --> 00:19:01,917
He said it should sell pretty easily.
353
00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:04,708
- That's our cue to go.
- What? Why?
354
00:19:04,733 --> 00:19:07,516
If you're selling, we need
to start dating other bars.
355
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,303
We gotta find our new home.
356
00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:11,669
Wait, so th-that's it?
You're just leavin' us?
357
00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,279
See ya.
358
00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:17,004
V, we need to slow
down a little bit here.
359
00:19:17,109 --> 00:19:18,602
We are moving forward.
360
00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:22,007
- All of this is in our rearview mirror!
- Not mine!
361
00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:23,550
- Yo. What up?
- Hey.
362
00:19:23,592 --> 00:19:25,737
- Hey, I'm glad to see you.
- Hey, yeah, I, uh, came by
363
00:19:25,761 --> 00:19:27,441
to grab the sink from
Stan's old apartment?
364
00:19:27,471 --> 00:19:28,923
You guys said I could
have it for the remodel?
365
00:19:28,948 --> 00:19:31,475
Yeah, yeah, come on. I'm
really glad you're here.
366
00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,811
I... I need a guy chat right now, I'm...
367
00:19:33,852 --> 00:19:35,104
I-I need some support.
368
00:19:35,145 --> 00:19:36,954
Well, I'm kind of pressed
for time... can it wait?
369
00:19:36,979 --> 00:19:38,102
Not really.
370
00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:39,356
- Hey, Lip.
- Yeah.
371
00:19:39,381 --> 00:19:41,193
You can ransack our place.
Take whatever you need.
372
00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:43,188
- What do you mean?
- We sold our house.
373
00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:45,327
Wait, wait, wait... you what?
374
00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:47,616
Uh-huh. Yeah.
375
00:19:47,648 --> 00:19:48,669
We did.
376
00:19:50,369 --> 00:19:52,246
I'm just hearin' about this now?
377
00:19:52,287 --> 00:19:54,182
Well, that's what I
wanted to talk to you about.
378
00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:56,226
You know? I'm feeling
a little unmoored here.
379
00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:58,499
You guys didn't even do any renovations.
380
00:19:58,524 --> 00:20:00,271
No, buyers are just gonna knock it down.
381
00:20:00,295 --> 00:20:01,714
Fuck me. Who is this person?
382
00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:03,424
Developer. Left a note in our door.
383
00:20:03,465 --> 00:20:04,818
I'm sure she left one in yours, too.
384
00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:06,468
They wanna buy three
houses on the block.
385
00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:08,788
You serious? I been bustin' my
ass to fix the place to sell,
386
00:20:08,813 --> 00:20:10,696
and you guys get an
offer just like that?
387
00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:13,405
- 175 large.
- Shit.
388
00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:17,835
- You still got that note?
- I should. Let me check.
389
00:20:18,024 --> 00:20:19,317
Hey, Lip?
390
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,565
- Lip.
- Yeah.
391
00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:22,317
Guy chat? Kitchen sink?
392
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:23,527
Yeah, shit, I'm sorry, Kev.
393
00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:25,171
This is kind of a lot for
me to process right now.
394
00:20:25,195 --> 00:20:27,768
- Yeah, how do ya think I feel?
- Ah, here it is.
395
00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:29,326
Yeah.
396
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:31,118
All right, I'ma call her right now.
397
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,284
And, Kev, I'll call
you later, all right?
398
00:20:32,309 --> 00:20:35,002
Yeah, sure thing. Great
talk. Thanks. Bye.
399
00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:37,951
Fuck.
400
00:20:40,297 --> 00:20:42,841
You guys aren't gonna
be my neighbors anymore.
401
00:20:52,022 --> 00:20:54,158
Despite all of this potentially turning
402
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:55,963
into a major lawsuit for the department,
403
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,157
I was very inspired by your speech.
404
00:20:58,182 --> 00:20:59,684
Thank you, sir... uh, ma'am.
405
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:02,211
Ha. Reminded me of why
I became a police officer
406
00:21:02,236 --> 00:21:04,112
- in the first place.
- Really?
407
00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:06,721
Your words... mm, mm, mm...
408
00:21:06,746 --> 00:21:08,456
Brought a tear to my eye.
409
00:21:08,481 --> 00:21:09,691
- Is that so?
- Yes.
410
00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:12,719
It was beautiful. But
you made the wrong choice.
411
00:21:12,744 --> 00:21:14,303
Went against the department.
412
00:21:14,328 --> 00:21:15,662
So you're gonna fire me?
413
00:21:15,704 --> 00:21:17,831
Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't fire you.
414
00:21:17,873 --> 00:21:20,092
Union won't let me.
But I can demote you.
415
00:21:20,117 --> 00:21:21,660
- Demote me?
- Hmph.
416
00:21:22,377 --> 00:21:25,459
Welcome to your new job,
Meter Maid Gallagher.
417
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,361
Ha ha.
418
00:21:37,611 --> 00:21:40,239
Mmm.
419
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,998
Oh. Ahh.
420
00:21:43,023 --> 00:21:47,123
I missed your fucking
green little leprechaun ass.
421
00:22:11,572 --> 00:22:13,875
Jack-fuckin'-pot, baby.
422
00:22:21,353 --> 00:22:23,312
Hey, Tami.
423
00:22:23,730 --> 00:22:25,524
Hey. We were just talking
424
00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:27,394
about all the hair you
grow during a pregnancy.
425
00:22:27,419 --> 00:22:29,043
Oh, God, don't remind me.
426
00:22:29,068 --> 00:22:31,613
Whenever I would shave my thighs,
it would grow back the next day.
427
00:22:31,638 --> 00:22:33,707
It was like I was living in hair shorts.
428
00:22:33,732 --> 00:22:35,074
Kids are a pain in the ass.
429
00:22:35,099 --> 00:22:37,643
Uh, what are you doin'
here? Need a haircut?
430
00:22:37,668 --> 00:22:39,703
I need a life. I'm trying to figure out
431
00:22:39,728 --> 00:22:42,231
how to find a relationship that lasts.
432
00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:43,848
- You single?
- Yeah.
433
00:22:43,873 --> 00:22:45,249
Ooh, lucky!
434
00:22:45,274 --> 00:22:47,869
- No. I hate it.
- Why?
435
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:50,315
I mean, I don't want to be alone.
436
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,217
Well, I wish I were sometimes.
437
00:22:52,259 --> 00:22:53,677
Ooh, me too!
438
00:22:53,719 --> 00:22:55,053
How can you guys say that?
439
00:22:55,095 --> 00:22:56,601
- Easier.
- Yeah, you get to make
440
00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:57,848
all the decisions yourself.
441
00:22:57,873 --> 00:23:00,292
Don't have to deal
with anybody else's baggage.
442
00:23:00,317 --> 00:23:02,119
- Exactly.
- No.
443
00:23:02,144 --> 00:23:03,902
I want someone to share a life with.
444
00:23:03,927 --> 00:23:05,720
I mean, I wanna take care of someone.
445
00:23:05,745 --> 00:23:07,163
I don't know, Debs.
446
00:23:07,401 --> 00:23:08,360
I-it's possible
447
00:23:08,567 --> 00:23:10,907
you might be alone
the rest of your life.
448
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:12,775
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
449
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,116
I just mean that your parents
were really shitty role models.
450
00:23:16,673 --> 00:23:18,202
Yeah, they were pretty shitty.
451
00:23:18,243 --> 00:23:21,349
Yeah. They didn't teach
you how to connect,
452
00:23:21,374 --> 00:23:22,625
be vulnerable,
453
00:23:22,915 --> 00:23:26,084
resolve conflict,
communicate, compromise.
454
00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:27,711
Damn, that's some real talk!
455
00:23:27,753 --> 00:23:30,006
I didn't even know those were
things I was supposed to do.
456
00:23:30,031 --> 00:23:32,210
Yeah, and it's not your fault
that you don't know those things.
457
00:23:32,515 --> 00:23:35,108
Yeah. It's Frank's fault.
458
00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:37,432
Yeah. It is.
459
00:23:38,288 --> 00:23:40,803
I mean, he ruined love for me.
460
00:23:54,848 --> 00:23:55,974
Thank you, doll.
461
00:23:56,406 --> 00:23:58,192
See you soon, Frank.
462
00:23:59,232 --> 00:24:00,650
Bye.
463
00:24:00,911 --> 00:24:02,712
Sounds like everything worked out okay
464
00:24:02,737 --> 00:24:04,157
in the romance department.
465
00:24:04,182 --> 00:24:06,726
I don't know about romance,
466
00:24:06,751 --> 00:24:09,170
but I'm still really good at fucking.
467
00:24:09,378 --> 00:24:12,422
Frank Gallagher's still got it.
468
00:24:12,464 --> 00:24:14,049
Mm.
469
00:25:05,548 --> 00:25:07,926
Whoo.
470
00:25:38,856 --> 00:25:40,816
Forgot your towel?
471
00:25:40,841 --> 00:25:42,208
Yeah, I didn't even think of it.
472
00:25:42,233 --> 00:25:45,060
Here. We have extras. They're clean.
473
00:25:45,098 --> 00:25:47,642
- Thank you.
- We're in apartment 203.
474
00:25:47,684 --> 00:25:48,782
Just bring it back some time.
475
00:25:48,807 --> 00:25:51,104
- Washed.
- Alan. Of course
476
00:25:51,146 --> 00:25:52,962
he's gonna wash it before he returns it.
477
00:25:52,987 --> 00:25:56,532
I don't know... he didn't shower
before he jumped in the pool.
478
00:25:56,573 --> 00:25:58,491
- Oh...
- Don't listen to him.
479
00:25:58,516 --> 00:25:59,642
He's a stickler for rules.
480
00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:02,591
- It's written right there.
- Sorry about that.
481
00:26:02,616 --> 00:26:04,785
Didn't see it, but won't happen again.
482
00:26:04,826 --> 00:26:06,370
I promise, Alan.
483
00:26:07,071 --> 00:26:08,860
I'll let it go this time.
484
00:26:08,885 --> 00:26:11,179
- Thanks.
- You just move in?
485
00:26:11,204 --> 00:26:12,914
I did. With my husband.
486
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,732
Here.
487
00:26:14,757 --> 00:26:16,592
Sit, sit.
488
00:26:17,511 --> 00:26:20,567
I'm Jill. And Alan, of course.
489
00:26:20,592 --> 00:26:22,219
- Ian.
- So, Ian,
490
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:24,638
what do you do, besides
contaminate our pool?
491
00:26:24,679 --> 00:26:27,332
Stop, Alan! It has chlorine in it.
492
00:26:28,133 --> 00:26:30,177
He's only joking with you.
493
00:26:30,352 --> 00:26:33,271
That's okay, I don't mind.
I, uh, have actually
494
00:26:33,313 --> 00:26:36,024
never lived in a place like this
before, so this is all new to me.
495
00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:37,706
I grew up on the South
Side my whole life.
496
00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:40,168
Well, you're gonna love
it on the West Side.
497
00:26:40,193 --> 00:26:41,746
There's so much to do over here.
498
00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:43,689
The restaurants, cafes...
499
00:26:43,714 --> 00:26:45,055
yoga studios.
500
00:27:00,090 --> 00:27:02,634
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, what are you doin' here?
501
00:27:02,676 --> 00:27:05,220
Came by to see how your
first day in the new job was.
502
00:27:05,262 --> 00:27:07,273
I think I'm gonna like it...
Drill on the street and whatnot.
503
00:27:07,298 --> 00:27:09,781
- Finally feel like I have a purpose.
- Good for you.
504
00:27:09,806 --> 00:27:11,367
What are you doin' in that thing?
505
00:27:11,392 --> 00:27:13,645
Sometimes I like to take
it for a little joy ride.
506
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:17,543
Usually people take out a
Landi or a 'Stang for a joy ride.
507
00:27:17,568 --> 00:27:19,965
Arthur Tipping takes out
the meter maid vehicle.
508
00:27:19,990 --> 00:27:21,950
Hey, I know you don't
think I'm very adventurous.
509
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,954
- True statement.
- But I can prove you wrong.
510
00:27:23,989 --> 00:27:26,783
How? You gonna steal a
doughnut from 7-Eleven?
511
00:27:26,825 --> 00:27:28,493
Break up a fight on a playground?
512
00:27:28,535 --> 00:27:29,703
Talk too loud in church?
513
00:27:29,744 --> 00:27:32,080
- I happen to have a very wild side.
- Ha ha!
514
00:27:32,122 --> 00:27:33,665
You know the "Renegade" Challenge?
515
00:27:33,707 --> 00:27:36,543
- Yeah? What of it?
- You and me, let's go.
516
00:27:36,585 --> 00:27:38,753
We're officers of the law.
517
00:27:38,795 --> 00:27:40,130
And I'm on duty.
518
00:27:40,155 --> 00:27:42,449
What's that I hear? You're
a scared little pussy?
519
00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,676
Bitch, you don't know
what you're talkin' about.
520
00:27:44,718 --> 00:27:47,082
- And you're not on TikTok.
- Oh, ho ho.
521
00:27:48,453 --> 00:27:50,247
- "Renegade" plays
- Oh, my God.
522
00:27:50,272 --> 00:27:51,523
That's my song!
523
00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:55,145
Renegade, renegade, renegade, renegade
524
00:27:55,187 --> 00:27:58,851
Go go go go
525
00:27:58,876 --> 00:28:00,627
Fuck you.
526
00:28:05,121 --> 00:28:06,373
Watch and learn, nerd.
527
00:28:06,656 --> 00:28:08,533
? Like I hit the lottery, the lottery ?
528
00:28:08,575 --> 00:28:11,244
? Hos a trip, watch 'em ?
? how they fall on me ?
529
00:28:11,286 --> 00:28:14,498
? Hunnys blue, yeah, ?
? I got 'em all on me ?
530
00:28:14,539 --> 00:28:17,000
? Go go go go ?
531
00:28:17,042 --> 00:28:17,918
? Go, let's go ?
532
00:28:17,959 --> 00:28:19,377
? Mm, Prada shoes ?
533
00:28:19,419 --> 00:28:21,004
? Yeah, I keep a style on me ?
534
00:28:21,046 --> 00:28:22,464
? Style on me, pretty freaks ?
535
00:28:22,506 --> 00:28:23,798
? Make them bitches pile on me ?
536
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,634
? I swear, rack party ?
537
00:28:25,675 --> 00:28:27,969
? I got 30 thou on me right now ?
538
00:28:28,011 --> 00:28:29,469
? Go go go go go ?
539
00:28:29,494 --> 00:28:30,664
? Go, let's go ?
540
00:28:30,689 --> 00:28:32,819
- Hey.
- Hey.
541
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,293
- You Lip?
- Yeah, yeah.
542
00:28:34,318 --> 00:28:36,149
- Hey, Flavia.
- Hi.
543
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:39,356
- Thanks for reaching out.
- Yeah, yeah, you got it.
544
00:28:39,397 --> 00:28:41,858
So, uh, look, I got the
note you left on our door,
545
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:43,797
and, uh, the Balls said
you bought their house?
546
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,946
Oh, my boss did. I'm
just helpin' her out.
547
00:28:45,987 --> 00:28:48,000
She's lookin' for three
houses in a row on this block,
548
00:28:48,025 --> 00:28:50,069
and we just acquired that one.
549
00:28:50,094 --> 00:28:52,929
Oh, the old Milkovich house.
So... so my house would be the third.
550
00:28:52,953 --> 00:28:54,321
If you're willin' to sell.
551
00:28:54,346 --> 00:28:56,932
Could offer you 200K for the land.
552
00:28:56,957 --> 00:28:58,871
New development goin' up.
553
00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:00,707
Oh, you're pushin' people out, huh?
554
00:29:01,086 --> 00:29:03,172
You know folks have lived
here for generations.
555
00:29:03,197 --> 00:29:05,711
- Be unrecognizable soon.
- I got another appointment
556
00:29:05,736 --> 00:29:07,946
in, uh, ten minutes, so...
557
00:29:07,971 --> 00:29:09,427
Do we have a deal?
558
00:29:09,469 --> 00:29:11,763
I could, uh, send over the
paperwork for you to sign.
559
00:29:11,805 --> 00:29:13,196
Money would be wired into your account
560
00:29:13,221 --> 00:29:15,056
in... under two weeks.
561
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,279
Look, since I'm the last man standing
562
00:29:20,304 --> 00:29:22,887
and, uh, you need my house
to finish the project,
563
00:29:23,585 --> 00:29:25,546
seems only fair I get more than $200.
564
00:29:25,571 --> 00:29:27,067
Well, how much you thinkin'?
565
00:29:28,586 --> 00:29:30,991
I couldn't see myself
selling for less than $300.
566
00:29:31,032 --> 00:29:34,119
We could, uh, probably make $250 work.
567
00:29:34,632 --> 00:29:35,591
Two seventy-five?
568
00:29:36,989 --> 00:29:38,915
You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Gallagher.
569
00:29:39,227 --> 00:29:40,813
Let me talk to my boss.
570
00:29:41,081 --> 00:29:42,791
Thank you.
571
00:29:54,431 --> 00:29:56,266
Get out of the road, Grandma!
572
00:29:56,308 --> 00:29:57,684
What the fu...
573
00:29:57,726 --> 00:29:59,075
I can go faster than
you with my eyes closed
574
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,479
- and my dick in my hand.
- Yeah, very, very funny.
575
00:30:01,521 --> 00:30:03,440
All right, nothin' to see. Move along.
576
00:30:08,759 --> 00:30:10,030
No, no, no, no, no, no.
577
00:30:10,071 --> 00:30:12,091
Please, please, please, I'm
right here, I'm right here.
578
00:30:12,116 --> 00:30:13,742
Sorry. Meter's expired.
579
00:30:13,783 --> 00:30:15,761
I know. I remembered
when I was already in line.
580
00:30:15,785 --> 00:30:18,079
I didn't wanna leave
and lose my spot, man.
581
00:30:18,121 --> 00:30:20,014
Come on, you know how long
it takes in the post office.
582
00:30:20,039 --> 00:30:22,459
Look, I'm just doin' my job, buddy.
583
00:30:22,484 --> 00:30:23,861
Oh, fuck.
584
00:30:23,886 --> 00:30:25,387
How much is the ticket?
585
00:30:25,879 --> 00:30:27,380
I got furloughed last week, and...
586
00:30:27,422 --> 00:30:29,483
Hey, shit for brains,
better not ticket my car.
587
00:30:29,507 --> 00:30:31,593
Seriously, have you nothing better to do
588
00:30:31,635 --> 00:30:33,094
than be a bottom-feeding scumbag
589
00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:35,246
who can't make a living any other way?
590
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,102
You know what? You can go, son.
591
00:30:41,144 --> 00:30:42,726
- What?
- Yeah.
592
00:30:42,751 --> 00:30:44,461
Seriously, no ticket for you.
593
00:30:44,486 --> 00:30:45,930
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
594
00:30:45,955 --> 00:30:48,251
I'm the type a cop who
gives the poor man a break
595
00:30:48,276 --> 00:30:50,223
every single time, no questions asked.
596
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:52,375
Okay, great. Thank you.
597
00:30:55,575 --> 00:30:56,868
However, as for you,
598
00:30:56,910 --> 00:30:58,926
I'm going to make people like you pay
599
00:30:58,951 --> 00:31:00,580
every single time.
600
00:31:00,622 --> 00:31:02,957
You rich fucks are goin' down.
601
00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:06,895
Hey, girls, I need
to tell you somethin'.
602
00:31:07,848 --> 00:31:10,298
Sometimes change needs to happen,
603
00:31:10,465 --> 00:31:12,629
and when it does, at
first, it's really hard.
604
00:31:12,654 --> 00:31:14,198
But in the long run,
605
00:31:14,223 --> 00:31:16,559
it's always for the best.
606
00:31:16,813 --> 00:31:19,273
Well, not always. I mean, I
had to change foster families
607
00:31:19,307 --> 00:31:21,059
from the Butterfields to the Carrias,
608
00:31:21,101 --> 00:31:22,102
and that wasn't so great.
609
00:31:22,143 --> 00:31:24,938
The Carrias liked to beat me with belts
610
00:31:24,963 --> 00:31:27,232
and slippers and hairbrushes.
611
00:31:27,273 --> 00:31:28,994
Yeah, come to think of it...
612
00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:30,896
change is really, really bad.
613
00:31:30,921 --> 00:31:32,704
Kev, what are you doin'? Just tell them.
614
00:31:32,729 --> 00:31:34,526
Girls, we are leaving Chicago
615
00:31:34,551 --> 00:31:36,257
and moving to Louisville. Cool? Cool.
616
00:31:36,282 --> 00:31:37,826
That's exactly what I was doing,
617
00:31:37,867 --> 00:31:39,815
but I was trying to do
it in a delicate way.
618
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,263
Well, it wasn't workin'.
619
00:31:41,287 --> 00:31:43,541
Afternoon, my fellow Americans.
620
00:31:43,623 --> 00:31:45,500
- Hey, Frank!
- The finest beer
621
00:31:45,525 --> 00:31:47,254
- for me and my son.
- I'll take a Coke.
622
00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:48,864
Hey, Frank. Been waitin' for you.
623
00:31:48,889 --> 00:31:50,855
- Ohh!
- Hey!
624
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,757
Hey, are you okay?
Debbie, the hell you doing?
625
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:55,260
Back up, Liam! You ruined love for me!
626
00:31:55,301 --> 00:31:58,024
- I'll be alone the rest of my life!
- That's true!
627
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:00,098
The only way you'll ever have love
628
00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:03,184
is to find someone who's
even a bigger loser you are.
629
00:32:03,209 --> 00:32:05,337
Then they won't leave you!
630
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,748
- Ah! Jesus!
- Get off!
631
00:32:09,192 --> 00:32:10,650
Come on, Franny.
632
00:32:10,692 --> 00:32:12,777
Are you okay She break anything?
633
00:32:12,819 --> 00:32:14,529
You all right there, Frank?
634
00:32:14,571 --> 00:32:17,211
Never better.
635
00:32:19,290 --> 00:32:21,661
Guess we can scratch
bar fight off the list.
636
00:32:21,703 --> 00:32:23,547
Mm... God!
637
00:32:23,572 --> 00:32:26,958
Kev, there's something
wrong with the beer.
638
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,252
- I tapped it this morning.
- It tastes like poison.
639
00:32:29,294 --> 00:32:31,868
- It's fine.
- Maybe try bottled beer.
640
00:32:31,893 --> 00:32:33,766
Yeah, can you get him a Heisler, V?
641
00:32:42,385 --> 00:32:44,429
What the hell, Frank?
642
00:32:44,542 --> 00:32:47,211
My body's rejecting alcohol.
643
00:32:47,236 --> 00:32:48,946
Jesus, Frank.
644
00:32:51,131 --> 00:32:53,075
Here, try these.
645
00:32:53,443 --> 00:32:55,403
- I'm scared.
- It's just like you told me.
646
00:32:55,445 --> 00:32:58,263
- Feel the fear and do it anyway.
- I said that?
647
00:32:58,288 --> 00:33:00,248
I'm sure you intended to at some point.
648
00:33:11,586 --> 00:33:13,161
It's no use, son.
649
00:33:14,275 --> 00:33:16,132
Who am I without alcohol?
650
00:33:16,529 --> 00:33:17,967
You're Frank Gallagher!
651
00:33:18,009 --> 00:33:19,716
It's my one true love.
652
00:33:20,287 --> 00:33:22,353
But now she's rejecting me.
653
00:33:31,517 --> 00:33:33,782
_
654
00:33:36,236 --> 00:33:37,864
Oh, shit.
655
00:33:37,889 --> 00:33:39,130
You again.
656
00:33:39,155 --> 00:33:41,257
Well, I am the on-site manager.
657
00:33:41,282 --> 00:33:42,655
- How can I help you?
- Haven't gotten
658
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,328
- our furniture yet.
- Okay.
659
00:33:45,370 --> 00:33:46,944
You know when it's comin'?
660
00:33:46,969 --> 00:33:49,374
I'm not exactly sure
why I would know that.
661
00:33:49,415 --> 00:33:51,038
Where did you order it from?
662
00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,897
Order it? No. It's
the shit you guys had.
663
00:33:52,922 --> 00:33:56,397
I want to help you,
but I'm very confused.
664
00:33:56,422 --> 00:33:58,341
The furniture, like in the apartment
665
00:33:58,366 --> 00:34:00,993
on the tour you showed
us... Where's ours?
666
00:34:01,052 --> 00:34:04,848
Oh! I get it now.
667
00:34:04,889 --> 00:34:07,225
The apartments, they
don't come with furniture.
668
00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:10,103
- Wait, what?
- They're unfurnished.
669
00:34:10,452 --> 00:34:12,514
Why the hell'd you show us
one that had furniture, then?
670
00:34:12,539 --> 00:34:15,608
- Uh, that was a model.
- Huh?
671
00:34:15,765 --> 00:34:18,142
An example of how an apartment can look.
672
00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:20,044
Okay, hold on. So we
don't get any furniture.
673
00:34:20,321 --> 00:34:22,615
No, I'm sorry. But that is very cute.
674
00:34:22,657 --> 00:34:24,367
I've never had anyone
ask me that before.
675
00:34:24,409 --> 00:34:26,678
It's not fucking cute, lady,
you should've told us that shit
676
00:34:26,703 --> 00:34:28,454
before we signed the stupid-ass lease.
677
00:34:28,479 --> 00:34:31,607
You and your fuckin' weird-ass dog.
678
00:34:34,411 --> 00:34:36,079
Don't tell me I'm fuckin' cute
679
00:34:36,104 --> 00:34:38,231
for your fuckin' bullshit, lady.
680
00:34:39,896 --> 00:34:42,357
Fuck it! You owe me some chairs.
681
00:34:44,732 --> 00:34:45,858
Excuse me.
682
00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:48,307
- You can't take those.
- Like hell I can't, bitch!
683
00:34:48,332 --> 00:34:49,452
But they're for everyone.
684
00:34:49,477 --> 00:34:51,635
Well, guess they shouldn't
charge so much rent
685
00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:53,850
for an apartment don't
have no fuckin' furniture!
686
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:56,378
You gotta put the chair back, Mickey.
687
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,720
What the hell are you doin' in the pool?
688
00:34:58,745 --> 00:35:00,545
This is Jill and Alan.
689
00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:03,117
I don't give a shit if
it's Siegfried & Roy.
690
00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:05,158
I'm out here gettin'
harassed left and right
691
00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:06,534
from everybody in this dump,
692
00:35:06,576 --> 00:35:09,079
and you're in the pool playin'
fuckin' footsie with these two!
693
00:35:09,548 --> 00:35:12,248
It's fine. Hey, you can't
take the chairs.
694
00:35:12,290 --> 00:35:14,042
We're gonna get fined or evicted.
695
00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:16,502
You know, I don't give a shit!
696
00:35:16,544 --> 00:35:19,372
You know what? Fuck you and
the horse you rode in on,
697
00:35:19,397 --> 00:35:22,025
just like everybody else
in the fuckin' West Side!
698
00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:25,429
This place blows! I'm out of here!
699
00:35:32,943 --> 00:35:34,450
That your husband?
700
00:35:34,475 --> 00:35:35,852
Yep.
701
00:35:35,877 --> 00:35:38,607
- Passionate.
- Yep.
702
00:35:41,579 --> 00:35:44,666
All right, just a couple
more minutes, love.
703
00:35:44,691 --> 00:35:46,633
Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
704
00:35:46,658 --> 00:35:47,951
- Guess what.
- Hey, babe.
705
00:35:47,992 --> 00:35:49,136
Brought back the cleaning supplies.
706
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,928
Don't need it anymore.
We're sellin' the house.
707
00:35:51,084 --> 00:35:53,873
I know, that's... that's
why you've been spending
708
00:35:53,922 --> 00:35:55,763
- so much time on it.
- No, I mean we're selling
709
00:35:55,788 --> 00:35:57,122
the house, like, right now, right?
710
00:35:57,228 --> 00:35:59,498
I just talked to a realtor
who works for a developer
711
00:35:59,523 --> 00:36:01,737
who wants to buy up
three houses on the block.
712
00:36:01,762 --> 00:36:04,612
She already got two, including
Kev's... she gave him $175.
713
00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:06,698
All cash. Offered me $200.
714
00:36:06,723 --> 00:36:08,714
I said I wouldn't do
it for less than $275.
715
00:36:08,739 --> 00:36:10,866
- Isn't that amazing?
- Okay, whoa, slow down.
716
00:36:10,891 --> 00:36:12,601
- What?
- What are you talking about?
717
00:36:12,626 --> 00:36:14,994
Well, I'm talkin' about us
finally having enough money
718
00:36:15,019 --> 00:36:16,187
to buy our own place.
719
00:36:16,229 --> 00:36:19,190
Yeah, but you turned down $200,000?
720
00:36:19,232 --> 00:36:21,275
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I could make $275.
721
00:36:21,317 --> 00:36:22,360
Right?
722
00:36:22,402 --> 00:36:24,213
I mean, it was a tactic.
I was workin' her over.
723
00:36:24,237 --> 00:36:25,632
You should've seen me. You
would've been impressed.
724
00:36:25,657 --> 00:36:27,591
- I was good.
- Okay, but I'm confused.
725
00:36:27,615 --> 00:36:29,800
So she... she gave you the $275?
726
00:36:29,825 --> 00:36:31,511
No, no, no, not yet, but she will,
727
00:36:31,536 --> 00:36:33,180
and the best part is,
I don't have to spend
728
00:36:33,204 --> 00:36:35,319
any more money workin'
on the house, right?
729
00:36:35,471 --> 00:36:37,631
I mean, developer's
just gonna tear it down.
730
00:36:37,944 --> 00:36:39,991
Look, you know what?
731
00:36:40,016 --> 00:36:42,300
I'm gonna tear out some a
the new shit I put in the house.
732
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,411
I'm gonna sell it, all right?
733
00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:56,194
- Oh, shit, it's Heidi.
- That's right, cockroaches!
734
00:36:56,219 --> 00:36:57,893
Heidi's back.
735
00:37:13,653 --> 00:37:16,948
Thank you for your hospitality.
736
00:37:17,866 --> 00:37:20,557
That don't make up for you
being a shitty mama, though.
737
00:37:22,086 --> 00:37:24,495
You want me to put
your TV program on for you?
738
00:37:25,715 --> 00:37:29,135
There ya go.
739
00:37:29,177 --> 00:37:31,608
Those fucking rat-ass
neighbors of yours!
740
00:37:31,633 --> 00:37:34,511
Don't be sad if I shoot some of them.
741
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:40,229
You are excused for being a shitty car.
742
00:37:40,271 --> 00:37:42,690
Shitty car. Shitty car.
743
00:37:42,732 --> 00:37:44,686
You, however, are not.
744
00:37:44,849 --> 00:37:46,016
Pow!
745
00:38:04,801 --> 00:38:06,659
Oh, no, please, hey, come on.
746
00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:08,853
I'm right here. Don't
give me a ticket, hey.
747
00:38:09,073 --> 00:38:11,819
Sorry, miss. The meter's expired.
748
00:38:12,202 --> 00:38:14,162
Wha... Carl!
749
00:38:14,187 --> 00:38:16,280
Tish. You're pregnant.
750
00:38:16,889 --> 00:38:19,577
- You're a meter maid.
- You have a Lexus?
751
00:38:19,602 --> 00:38:21,104
It's my boss's.
752
00:38:21,145 --> 00:38:22,814
She lets me borrow it sometimes.
753
00:38:22,855 --> 00:38:24,440
The driver's seat in my car
754
00:38:24,482 --> 00:38:25,893
doesn't really go back far enough.
755
00:38:25,918 --> 00:38:28,462
The steering wheel digs into my belly.
756
00:38:28,487 --> 00:38:30,656
Oh. Yeah.
757
00:38:30,905 --> 00:38:32,615
Are you still gonna give me a ticket?
758
00:38:32,657 --> 00:38:35,159
Of course not. If I
didn't know you, I would.
759
00:38:35,201 --> 00:38:37,578
That's my new mission in
life... Fuck over the rich.
760
00:38:37,603 --> 00:38:40,064
- That's a good mission.
- Thanks.
761
00:38:40,123 --> 00:38:42,208
How long you been a meter maid?
762
00:38:42,258 --> 00:38:44,607
I really hate that name.
I prefer something else.
763
00:38:44,632 --> 00:38:46,474
- Like what?
- I don't know.
764
00:38:46,499 --> 00:38:49,724
- Meter Master maybe.
- Oh! How about, um... Ticket Titan?
765
00:38:49,749 --> 00:38:52,168
Ah, that's good, too. Parking Punisher?
766
00:38:52,385 --> 00:38:54,428
Oh, sexy. Sultan of the Summons.
767
00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:57,540
I am the Lord of the Late Fees.
768
00:38:59,102 --> 00:39:00,854
I gotta get back to work.
769
00:39:04,285 --> 00:39:05,912
Hey, Tish.
770
00:39:06,070 --> 00:39:08,823
Is that my baby?
771
00:39:10,319 --> 00:39:12,306
Thanks for not giving me a ticket.
772
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:29,380
Wee whoo, wee whoo, wee whoo.
773
00:39:29,422 --> 00:39:32,800
Yeah. I hear the sirens, too, Franny.
774
00:39:33,876 --> 00:39:35,345
Maybe Grandpa was right.
775
00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:37,205
Why?
776
00:39:37,230 --> 00:39:39,650
Mommy's a loser. What can I say?
777
00:39:41,092 --> 00:39:42,636
Mama's a loser.
778
00:39:42,661 --> 00:39:44,580
It's true.
779
00:39:44,605 --> 00:39:46,294
If I find a bigger loser than me,
780
00:39:46,319 --> 00:39:48,321
maybe then they won't leave me.
781
00:39:48,608 --> 00:39:50,302
Wouldn't that be nice, Franny?
782
00:39:50,327 --> 00:39:52,997
- Having another mommy?
- I want two mommies!
783
00:39:53,127 --> 00:39:54,420
Me too.
784
00:39:54,445 --> 00:39:57,073
If only I can find a
loser bigger than me,
785
00:39:57,098 --> 00:39:59,118
- then I won't be alone...
- Don't say a fucking word.
786
00:39:59,143 --> 00:40:00,519
Everything's gonna be fine.
787
00:40:00,544 --> 00:40:01,900
Just go along with what I'm about to do,
788
00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:04,072
otherwise I'll shoot
your kid. In the head.
789
00:40:20,306 --> 00:40:22,064
That was nice.
790
00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:24,091
Yeah. Kind of was.
791
00:40:25,310 --> 00:40:26,966
I'm Heidi.
792
00:40:26,998 --> 00:40:28,665
Debbie.
793
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,888
Honey, we're home. Did you miss us?
794
00:40:35,913 --> 00:40:38,439
Well, if it isn't Judas and Brutus.
795
00:40:38,464 --> 00:40:40,543
Sorry, V. We should never have left you
796
00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:42,278
for another bar... beer, please.
797
00:40:42,303 --> 00:40:44,346
- Me too.
- Where's Kev?
798
00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:46,470
We wanna apologize to him, too.
799
00:40:46,495 --> 00:40:48,142
Brought the girls to a play-date,
800
00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:50,836
Trying to see all their
friends before we leave.
801
00:40:50,861 --> 00:40:53,447
I'm not gonna lie, V.
It was brutal out there.
802
00:40:53,472 --> 00:40:55,548
Other bars are chargin' $12 a drink.
803
00:40:55,573 --> 00:40:57,463
And they have all kinds of rules.
804
00:40:57,488 --> 00:40:58,900
Couldn't take off my shoes.
805
00:40:58,925 --> 00:41:00,903
- No napping.
- Wouldn't let us run a tab.
806
00:41:00,928 --> 00:41:02,185
Two-drink minimum.
807
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,096
Can't sit down unless you order food.
808
00:41:04,121 --> 00:41:06,535
One place wouldn't even let
us in without a valid I.D.
809
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,413
And that one bar
that wanted a credit card
810
00:41:08,437 --> 00:41:10,356
before we even ordered anything?
811
00:41:10,398 --> 00:41:12,233
- Total scam.
- Well, I hope you two
812
00:41:12,275 --> 00:41:13,192
learned your lesson.
813
00:41:13,217 --> 00:41:15,291
Please forgive us.
814
00:41:16,862 --> 00:41:20,123
Well... look who's back.
815
00:41:20,155 --> 00:41:22,541
Benedict and Arnold.
816
00:41:24,268 --> 00:41:25,853
Kev.
817
00:41:25,878 --> 00:41:27,063
- Sorry.
- Hmph.
818
00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:29,215
- How are the girls, babe?
- Great. They're gonna have
819
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,759
dinner over there,
watch the Trolls movie,
820
00:41:30,784 --> 00:41:32,619
and Calise's mom's
gonna drop 'em off later.
821
00:41:32,644 --> 00:41:34,109
Where'd you get these books from?
822
00:41:34,134 --> 00:41:35,427
- The library.
- What?
823
00:41:35,453 --> 00:41:37,514
Yeah, near Calise's
house. Can you believe it?
824
00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:39,509
We're about to move, and I find
out we live next to a library.
825
00:41:39,548 --> 00:41:40,549
Who knew?
826
00:41:40,591 --> 00:41:42,635
- Well, what'd ya get it?
- Well, I went in there
827
00:41:42,676 --> 00:41:44,261
to ask that woman who works there...
828
00:41:44,303 --> 00:41:46,388
- The librarian?
- Long gray hair, glasses,
829
00:41:46,430 --> 00:41:47,932
oversized corduroy jumper?
830
00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,493
- Yeah, that's her.
- That's her.
831
00:41:49,517 --> 00:41:50,859
- That's the one.
- Yeah.
832
00:41:50,884 --> 00:41:52,445
Okay, well, I asked her if
she had books on Kentucky,
833
00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:54,455
and check it out... I'm
gonna learn everything
834
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,336
there is to know about
that dumb old state.
835
00:41:56,361 --> 00:42:00,694
- Oh, babe, you're the best!
- I know.
836
00:42:00,736 --> 00:42:02,238
Hey, do you know the guy on the penny
837
00:42:02,279 --> 00:42:04,252
- was born in Kentucky?
- Abe Lincoln.
838
00:42:04,277 --> 00:42:07,616
You read these books, too?
839
00:42:09,457 --> 00:42:10,500
Shit.
840
00:42:10,784 --> 00:42:13,036
Hey, Howie, here, let
me, uh, let me give a hand
841
00:42:13,078 --> 00:42:14,120
with that, man.
842
00:42:14,162 --> 00:42:15,914
Here ya go, man.
843
00:42:15,955 --> 00:42:18,628
- Give ya $200 for it.
- Yeah, good, good.
844
00:42:18,653 --> 00:42:21,312
- Wife's gonna love it.
- Cool, thanks, man.
845
00:42:21,337 --> 00:42:23,438
Yo, knuckleheads, get over here.
846
00:42:23,463 --> 00:42:24,607
- Yo, Lip.
- Yeah, yeah.
847
00:42:24,631 --> 00:42:25,933
- You selling that microwave?
- Yeah, everything.
848
00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:27,069
- Everything's gotta go.
- How much?
849
00:42:27,094 --> 00:42:30,904
Uh, I paid $150 for it,
so just give me 100 for it.
850
00:42:30,929 --> 00:42:32,527
- Hundred?
- Thanks, man.
851
00:42:33,890 --> 00:42:35,636
- Hey, Lip.
- Thank... thank you.
852
00:42:35,661 --> 00:42:37,327
Hey. Hey, there ya are.
853
00:42:37,352 --> 00:42:38,788
I was, uh, I was waitin' on your call,
854
00:42:38,812 --> 00:42:40,980
- but in person's even better.
- Yeah, the, uh,
855
00:42:41,005 --> 00:42:42,728
the guy carrying out your stove
856
00:42:42,753 --> 00:42:44,025
said I could find you back here.
857
00:42:44,067 --> 00:42:45,753
Yeah, yeah, we're ju... we're
getting rid of everything,
858
00:42:45,777 --> 00:42:47,070
you know, especially if your boss
859
00:42:47,112 --> 00:42:50,365
- is gonna tear the place down.
- Oh, yeah, um, about that.
860
00:42:50,406 --> 00:42:51,366
Yeah. What's up?
861
00:42:51,407 --> 00:42:53,493
Uh, she doesn't wanna
buy your house now.
862
00:42:53,652 --> 00:42:55,070
What?
863
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,843
Y-you said she needs
three houses, right?
864
00:42:57,868 --> 00:42:59,537
Yeah, she got them.
865
00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:02,961
Uh... I don't understand.
866
00:43:03,002 --> 00:43:05,113
The man who lives on the
other side of the Balls,
867
00:43:05,284 --> 00:43:07,119
he closed his deal.
868
00:43:07,411 --> 00:43:09,080
Old man Jefferson sold his house?
869
00:43:09,105 --> 00:43:10,607
For $200,000.
870
00:43:10,969 --> 00:43:13,179
I-I didn't even know
you made him an offer.
871
00:43:13,221 --> 00:43:14,848
It's business. My boss is very savvy.
872
00:43:14,889 --> 00:43:17,016
I encouraged you to
take her offer earlier.
873
00:43:17,058 --> 00:43:18,685
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh...
874
00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:20,019
All right, well, look, look,
875
00:43:20,061 --> 00:43:21,604
I'll just take the original offer, uh,
876
00:43:21,646 --> 00:43:24,457
- that's $200, that's good.
- Sorry.
877
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,904
How much for the fridge, Lip?
878
00:43:32,048 --> 00:43:33,841
Um...
879
00:43:38,872 --> 00:43:40,415
You okay, Frank?
880
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,066
Uh-huh.
881
00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:43,626
It's like the doctor said.
882
00:43:43,668 --> 00:43:45,978
You have good days and bad days, right?
883
00:43:46,195 --> 00:43:48,197
That's right, son.
884
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,876
I had a fun time with you.
885
00:44:01,686 --> 00:44:03,037
Oh, yeah?
886
00:44:03,479 --> 00:44:05,052
What'd we do?
887
00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:07,984
I don't think you ate enough today.
888
00:44:08,026 --> 00:44:09,619
Probably right.
889
00:44:09,931 --> 00:44:12,058
I'm gonna get food.
890
00:44:13,114 --> 00:44:16,075
Back at it again tomorrow?
We'll do more Frank things.
891
00:44:16,265 --> 00:44:18,052
You got it, son.
892
00:44:19,537 --> 00:44:21,783
- Hiya, Frank.
- Hey.
893
00:44:22,540 --> 00:44:23,833
What's goin' on in here?
894
00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:26,187
Oh, uh, the renovations.
895
00:44:26,212 --> 00:44:27,820
You know, I'm fixing up the house to...
896
00:44:27,845 --> 00:44:30,039
I know what you're doing.
897
00:44:30,064 --> 00:44:31,024
Yeah?
898
00:44:31,257 --> 00:44:34,052
You're looking for that
brick of gold we hid
899
00:44:34,093 --> 00:44:36,439
when you were 12 years old, aren't you?
900
00:44:38,064 --> 00:44:39,732
I, uh...
901
00:44:40,767 --> 00:44:42,101
I-I was.
902
00:44:42,143 --> 00:44:43,572
- I knew it!
- Busted.
903
00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:44,932
Ha ha ha!
904
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,060
Son!
905
00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:48,962
Don't you remember?
906
00:44:49,192 --> 00:44:50,564
Uh, what's that?
907
00:44:50,589 --> 00:44:53,171
- We buried it.
- Right. Oh, yeah.
908
00:44:53,196 --> 00:44:55,049
- In the backyard.
- No, that's... that's right.
909
00:44:55,073 --> 00:44:57,367
So no one would find
it, except you and me.
910
00:44:57,408 --> 00:44:59,517
Now... now... now I remember. Yeah.
911
00:45:00,326 --> 00:45:02,330
Good thing I'm here.
912
00:45:07,798 --> 00:45:10,543
I guess I'm gonna put the
kitchen back together now.
913
00:45:13,904 --> 00:45:15,989
We're gonna be rich tomorrow.
914
00:45:28,374 --> 00:45:29,667
Shit.
915
00:45:29,857 --> 00:45:31,901
You're adorable.
916
00:45:31,943 --> 00:45:33,987
I feel the same way about you.
917
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,030
There's a lot about me, though,
918
00:45:36,072 --> 00:45:37,865
that you probably aren't gonna like.
919
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,451
Oh, God, don't even get me started.
920
00:45:40,493 --> 00:45:41,703
Me too.
921
00:45:41,744 --> 00:45:44,789
- Like what?
- Pfft, for starters,
922
00:45:44,831 --> 00:45:47,490
teen mom, uh...
923
00:45:47,555 --> 00:45:49,641
raped a guy once.
924
00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:51,921
Stole a baby.
925
00:45:51,963 --> 00:45:53,603
Almost drowned a girl.
926
00:45:53,628 --> 00:45:55,797
I beat the shit out of...
927
00:45:56,342 --> 00:45:58,013
so many people.
928
00:45:58,469 --> 00:45:59,887
Once I drugged my half-sister
929
00:45:59,929 --> 00:46:01,389
and locked her in a shipping crate.
930
00:46:01,431 --> 00:46:03,308
Aw. Child's play.
931
00:46:03,349 --> 00:46:04,767
- Really?
- Hell, yeah.
932
00:46:04,809 --> 00:46:06,740
- None of that bothers me.
- Good.
933
00:46:06,962 --> 00:46:08,380
How about you?
934
00:46:08,563 --> 00:46:10,535
- Oh, okay, you ready for this?
- Go.
935
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,109
Okay, let's start... When I'm six, uh,
936
00:46:13,151 --> 00:46:15,056
I bit a chunk off my
mom's boyfriend's face
937
00:46:15,081 --> 00:46:16,775
while he was sleeping.
938
00:46:34,508 --> 00:46:35,833
Hey.
939
00:46:36,977 --> 00:46:38,604
What are you doin' over here?
940
00:46:38,801 --> 00:46:41,603
Watchin' a bunch a jackasses
try the cinnamon challenge.
941
00:46:42,857 --> 00:46:46,279
- You comin' back to the apartment?
- I like it better on the South Side.
942
00:46:48,019 --> 00:46:49,980
You haven't really given
the West Side a shot.
943
00:46:50,005 --> 00:46:51,397
Look, I don't fit in over there, man.
944
00:46:51,439 --> 00:46:52,565
Neither do I.
945
00:46:52,607 --> 00:46:55,193
But... you know, I'd like to try.
946
00:46:55,234 --> 00:46:57,380
Guess that's the difference
between you and me.
947
00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:01,363
We paid first, last, and security.
948
00:47:01,388 --> 00:47:03,093
And they were supposed to
give us some fuckin' furniture.
949
00:47:03,117 --> 00:47:04,827
- We could buy our own.
- We're not gonna
950
00:47:04,869 --> 00:47:07,306
agree on anything... we'll
have different tastes and shit.
951
00:47:09,165 --> 00:47:12,575
So you're gonna stay here,
and I'm gonna live over there.
952
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,352
Looks like it.
953
00:47:14,857 --> 00:47:16,130
It's nicer there.
954
00:47:16,172 --> 00:47:17,632
Well, I guess I don't like nice.
955
00:47:17,966 --> 00:47:19,810
- Don't you want a better life?
- No.
956
00:47:19,835 --> 00:47:21,865
- Why?
- 'Cause it's too much...
957
00:47:23,763 --> 00:47:25,818
It's too much fuckin'
pressure, all right?
958
00:47:29,329 --> 00:47:31,746
Okay. I understand.
959
00:47:31,771 --> 00:47:33,845
Shit makes me feel uncomfortable.
960
00:47:35,570 --> 00:47:36,868
Fine.
961
00:47:39,425 --> 00:47:40,718
Ahh.
962
00:47:40,743 --> 00:47:42,286
Fine what?
963
00:47:42,439 --> 00:47:44,032
Fine, we'll stay here, then.
964
00:47:48,269 --> 00:47:49,575
Why?
965
00:47:50,581 --> 00:47:51,916
Well, 'cause you're my husband.
966
00:47:52,486 --> 00:47:54,585
If you're not happy there,
then we don't have to be there.
967
00:47:54,644 --> 00:47:57,355
- Don't do that shit.
- Don't do what?
968
00:47:57,380 --> 00:47:58,840
- Guilt trippin' me.
- I'm not.
969
00:47:58,881 --> 00:48:00,401
Yeah, you are... You're doing the whole
970
00:48:00,425 --> 00:48:02,844
reverse fuckin' psychiatric
whatever the fuck.
971
00:48:02,885 --> 00:48:05,068
I swear... I'm not.
972
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,192
What cinnamon challenge
things are you watching?
973
00:48:09,142 --> 00:48:11,227
God damn it. All right, we'll go back.
974
00:48:11,269 --> 00:48:12,687
What?
975
00:48:12,728 --> 00:48:14,689
I'm not changin' for anybody, though.
976
00:48:14,730 --> 00:48:15,982
Nobody wants you to change.
977
00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:17,692
Those gentrifyin' motherfuckers do.
978
00:48:17,733 --> 00:48:19,152
All right, maybe you could change
979
00:48:19,193 --> 00:48:20,611
an eensy, teensy little bit
980
00:48:20,653 --> 00:48:22,131
and not steal anything
in the apartment complex.
981
00:48:22,155 --> 00:48:24,449
That's what I'm sayin'.
I feel fuckin' handcuffed!
982
00:48:24,490 --> 00:48:25,700
That's all I'm asking for.
983
00:48:25,741 --> 00:48:26,844
You can do anything else you want.
984
00:48:26,868 --> 00:48:27,827
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
985
00:48:27,869 --> 00:48:28,915
Can I piss in the pool?
986
00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:31,247
- Ugh. Really?
- Yep.
987
00:48:31,587 --> 00:48:34,298
All right, fine, but I want
you to come to a yoga class.
988
00:48:34,323 --> 00:48:36,520
- Yo... no fuckin' way!
- All right, Whole Foods
989
00:48:36,544 --> 00:48:38,129
so we can stare at the organic fruit.
990
00:48:38,171 --> 00:48:40,339
Jesus, really? That's
what you wanna fuckin' do?
991
00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,345
I'm letting you piss in the pool.
992
00:48:42,370 --> 00:48:45,706
Fine.
993
00:48:48,222 --> 00:48:51,350
You are such a fuckin' barbarian.
994
00:48:51,563 --> 00:48:53,025
Thank you.
995
00:48:57,106 --> 00:48:58,532
Oh, shit.
996
00:48:59,130 --> 00:49:01,777
That's why they call it
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
997
00:49:02,079 --> 00:49:03,905
Learn something new every day.
998
00:49:03,946 --> 00:49:06,782
- You ready, babe? I'm tired.
- Yeah, let's do it.
999
00:49:06,824 --> 00:49:08,659
Do you know that two
women from Louisville
1000
00:49:08,701 --> 00:49:10,536
invented the "Happy Birthday" song?
1001
00:49:10,578 --> 00:49:12,788
Oh, my goodness.
1002
00:49:12,830 --> 00:49:14,957
- Look at this.
- What?
1003
00:49:14,999 --> 00:49:16,959
- Photo...
- Oh.
1004
00:49:17,001 --> 00:49:19,420
Of you, me, and Stan.
1005
00:49:19,743 --> 00:49:21,881
That's when we first
started workin' here.
1006
00:49:21,923 --> 00:49:23,883
How long ago you think this was?
1007
00:49:23,925 --> 00:49:26,048
- It's at least 15 years ago.
- Wow.
1008
00:49:28,478 --> 00:49:31,098
I cannot believe we're
uprooting our entire life.
1009
00:49:31,523 --> 00:49:33,657
Everything we worked so hard for.
1010
00:49:35,964 --> 00:49:37,330
Oh...
1011
00:49:37,943 --> 00:49:40,024
I knew there was emotion in there.
1012
00:49:44,487 --> 00:49:47,822
We're leaving everything behind.
1013
00:49:47,847 --> 00:49:50,343
Hey, V.
1014
00:49:50,368 --> 00:49:51,827
It's gonna be okay.
1015
00:49:54,622 --> 00:49:56,290
Wait a minute. Are you faking?
1016
00:49:56,332 --> 00:49:58,751
Totally. Rearview mirror, Kev.
1017
00:49:58,793 --> 00:50:00,169
Let's go.
1018
00:50:00,987 --> 00:50:02,747
That was just mean.
1019
00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:08,866
Sh...
1020
00:50:08,891 --> 00:50:10,851
Fuck!
1021
00:50:10,876 --> 00:50:13,045
Oh, fuck!
1022
00:51:02,606 --> 00:51:04,149
Hey, Kev.
1023
00:51:07,679 --> 00:51:08,930
V!
1024
00:53:15,489 --> 00:53:18,242
Ah, that's so much better.
1025
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,585
_
1026
00:54:28,481 --> 00:54:34,137
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