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♪
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- The offer still stands,
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you are more than welcome to
stay at my place, okay?
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- I'm good, the Washington
boys got me a nice suite at
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the "W."
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- Oh at the "W."
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- But what you can do is
introduce me to one of your
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good-looking single clients.
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- No I cannot because I'm your
sister not your dating service.
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And you need to be focusing on
what you're here for, your job.
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- And you should focus on not
acting like mother.
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Maybe then you wouldn't be so
backed up.
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- [laughs]
You know what?
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I'm gonna let that go, cause
you're my sister and I love you.
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- Okay.
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- Stay out of trouble.
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Backed up?
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There is nothing wrong with my
plumbing.
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I got that liquid Duane-o.
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* This is the life
This is the life *
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* We got the life
We got the life *
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* This is the city
Where we party *
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* Every night
Party every night *
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* You and me
Down and to go *
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* Welcome to Hollywood
Welcome to Hollywood *
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* Welcome to Hollywood *
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**
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- [clears throat]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, hey.
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Girl your name must be felony
cause it is a crime to be
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that fine.
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- No it's a crime to
be that corny.
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- [laughs]
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All right look, let's
cut the [bleep].
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Here's my phone, put your name
and number in it, okay?
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There you go.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Nise Trya.
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Nisa Tray.
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- Nice try.
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- Thank you, I just didn't
know how to pronounce it,
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that's why-
That's why I'm saying it
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different ways.
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- You're not a bright
one, are you?
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- I'll show you not bright.
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Got you.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh this is a great app that
Jackie turned me on to.
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It's called the stalker app.
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Not that I'm a stalker, I'm
just persistent.
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Oh I'm gonna get ya.
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- Yeah.
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- [clears throat]
You didn't see nothing.
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Hey got that contract that you
wanted me to sign.
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- Oh good, I was
just prepping this.
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- Hey who in the hell is that
fine ass girl outside
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your office?
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- You mean my baby sister,
Catherine?
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- Your sister?
- Yes.
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- Oh y'all must have
different daddies then.
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There's no way.
All right, here's the plan.
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This is how we're gonna do this.
- No it's not happening.
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- What do you mean
it's not happening?
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It's already happening.
We exchanged numbers.
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- She gave you her number?
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- Yes, no, kinda.
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I got that new stalker app.
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- You do know that that's
illegal, right?
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- No it's not.
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- I'm pretty sure that it's
frowned upon in all 50 states.
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- Oh god, Trina, first of all
there are 54 states and
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Los Angeles is one
of them, okay?
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Soon as Oakland passes this
bill, they're gonna be
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another one.
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You know what that means?
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That means that we really are
gonna have a Raider Nation.
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Geography.
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God I don't know how you passed
the bar if you don't know
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this information.
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- Yeah I don't either, thank
you for educating me.
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Look I just need you to stay
away from my sister, okay?
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- Oh, okay.
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No, no, no I get it.
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You don't think I'm good enough
for your sister.
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- Oh, Kevin, that's not it.
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- No that, that is it.
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Now granted I'm not.
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I am not in any way,
shape or form.
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But here's a news flash for
you, I'm gonna be your
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brother-in-law.
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Which means that I'm gonna be
receiving free legal services
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around here.
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- Oh ho, and that would be
different how?
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- That's a good point.
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We can talk about it later, sis.
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Oh I like the way that sounds.
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Hey what you want me to bring
for Thanksgiving?
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Stuffing, I know what you like.
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* Jacking up
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* Them greenbacks
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* Heresy, presidents *
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- Three rails in the corner.
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- No.
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- Ah.
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Oh!
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- Lord have mercy.
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- Hey listen, I want that cue
ball checked for steroids.
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- I'll take that $100 from
you too, mayor.
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[bleep] damn.
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- I'm just saying.
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- What is that, campaign money?
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Your ass going to jail.
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- When I become governor, I'm
gonna outlaw all this pool
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hustling.
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- What you need to do is
outlaw pre-nup,
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but I'm sure you
already know that.
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- Why does it always got to be
about my divorce, Kevin?
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- Because I had one too, and I
don't like the fact that you're
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not as angry as I was when I
had mine.
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- [laughs]
Okay, Shay, you up, baby.
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Matter of fact, show you how
much of a good guy I am, I'm
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gonna let you break cause you
may not get another shot.
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- Oh no, no, no I might as
well just give you the money.
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I don't play this game.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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- [bleep] about it.
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He talking that trash, you go
up there and you break.
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- Why you so aggressive?
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- Because I'm about to come
out here and punk you, shape.
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- Give me the chalk.
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- Boy what you chalking,
the ass or the stick?
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What's he doing?
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- Hey, Shay, the other way,
don't do that.
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- Show him how to hold
a damn pool stick.
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- All right, look, you might
want to move out the way, I
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don't want to put nobody's eye
out.
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- You got a point.
Definitely got a point.
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- Move back.
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- Oh!
- Oh.
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- [laughs]
- What the [bleep] was that?
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- Yo you said I only had one
shot, I took one shot.
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- Pay up.
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- NELLY: I'm not paying
his ass for that [bleep].
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- I'm gonna pay him.
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[laughs]
Oh wait a minute, everybody
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stop the press.
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What made you change your mind,
the 19 text messages I sent you?
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- After 10, I just got
a new phone.
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- Actually, she's here
to see me.
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- Uh, for what?
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He don't even live by himself,
he lives with his grandma now.
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Burn.
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- Hello.
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- So where do you want
to do this interview?
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- Do it right here,
we amongst friends.
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- Allegedly, burn, burn.
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- Double burn.
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- You're on fire,
you're on fire.
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- Don't mind him, it's the
first time off his
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ventriloquist's lap.
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- Ow.
- Low burn.
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- Why you gotta cut
so deep with yours?
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I was playing, Nick.
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[bleep] you, Nick,
I ain't no dummy.
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You the dummy that
signed that pre-nup.
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- Come on, y'all, you
knew it was me, huh?
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- And with no regard for
himself, he saved all of us.
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And that's why that's the man
that I am voting for
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to be governor.
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- Appreciate you, Shay.
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- Kevin did you want to say
something?
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- No.
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My dad always told me if I
don't got nothing good to say,
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don't say nothing at all.
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- Yeah, but wasn't your
daddy a crackhead?
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- He had the same
amount of hits as you.
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- Forty million?
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- I didn't mean you, I meant
Nick.
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- Okay, guys, thank you, that
was it.
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You guys have been great, thank
you.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Before you go, let me get
your new number.
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I didn't even get it.
- You just don't stop, do you?
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- You just don't learn.
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- PHONE: Your stalker
app has been blocked.
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The authorities
have been notified.
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- Hey, uh, hold that Nick.
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♪
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- Pissed off, man,
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everybody was over there
kissing Nick ass.
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It was making me sick
to my damn stomach.
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- Kids are crazy,
man, so who cares?
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Trina's sister, now she's fine.
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- [doorbell rings]
- You know what?
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She looked good.
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She looked real good but,
Jackie, you know how I like my
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girls to be.
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I like my girls to be the
most...
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beautiful girl in the room.
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- Damn.
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- Jackie get that top out of
my flat right now.
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Right now, you have to go.
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- You don't need me
to do nothing?
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- No I don't need you to do
[bleep], Jackie, come on.
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- Damn, that's Trina's sister?
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- So, uh, what brings you over
here?
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- Shut up and pour me a glass
of champagne.
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♪
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- [cork pops]
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♪
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- So, uh, why the
change of heart?
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Punt intended.
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So catch it, go ahead
and run it back.
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- Because you didn't kiss up
to Nick like everyone else.
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- Oh I can't stand Nick's ass.
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See I know what lurks behind
all that [bleep]
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he's shoveling.
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- Really?
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Like what?
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- I mean I can't
really tell you.
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I hate him but
that's still my boy.
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You know, it's guy code.
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- Mmm.
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Why don't we get a little
more comfortable?
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- Ooh.
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- [cork pops]
- What's that noise?
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- That's my shoulder.
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I [bleep] it up
in the military.
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Stepped on a land mine, fell
off a submarine, caught a
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grenade with my left hand and
it blew up.
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- Well why don't we go to your
bedroom and I can rub it out
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for you?
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- [cork popping]
- It's more land mines.
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- CATHERINE: Mmm.
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- Oh, okay.
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All right, girl, you
ready to do this?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- [laughs]
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- You give me something good,
I'll give you something good.
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- Oh, girl, I'm about to give
you this anaconda, that's what
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I'm about to do.
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- After you tell me about Nick.
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- [bleep] Nick,
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why we talking about
Nick right now?
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I'm trying to-
Mmm.
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You know Nick's from San Diego,
he got a mother named Claire,
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he got a daddy named Craig.
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He got this little nephew, fat,
makes these nasty pies, I call
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him fat Jesus, never liked Nick.
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- Okay, I'll see you later.
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- Oh no wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- I got a story to write,
Kevin, and you ain't helping me.
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- Okay, okay, okay, okay, all
right, you want the good stuff.
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- Yes.
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- You want the good stuff or
you want the good stuff?
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- I want the good stuff.
- But not the good, the good.
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- Just give me the normal
stuff, Kevin.
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- I don't know what you want.
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- Give me some information.
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- You know all that hero stuff
that everybody's saying about
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Nick?
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It's a lie.
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Nick is the reason why I fell
off the ledge.
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Mm-hmm, J.B.
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he left us for CBS.
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Okay, Boris is addicted, Nick
tried to kill me.
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I was falling in slow motion
and when I looked up who did
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I see?
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Nick wearing his Pee-Wee
Herman suit.
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I bet if people had known their
hero was lying, I bet they
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wouldn't have never hired
Nick to be the mayor of
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Beverly Hills.
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And I'll tell you another
thing, he damn sure wouldn't
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be running for governor.
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- Why didn't you tell anyone
about this until now?
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- Because I had magnesia, duh.
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And boys don't tell on boys.
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Unless love making's imminent.
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Now speaking of love making,
uh, you and I are about to get
281
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a little imminent, right?
282
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[laughs]
- Thanks, Kevin.
283
00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,450
- Where you going?
- I got everything I need.
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- Oh wait, girl, wait, hold on
now, Lois Lane.
285
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,290
Where you going?
- I got a deadline to meet.
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- Okay now wait a second, you
said if I gave you something,
287
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you would give me something.
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Mmm.
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- [cork pops]
- [bleep] dammit, that's it.
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00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:26,066
[bleep]
hold on, let me lay down.
291
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You can let yourself out.
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I'm gonna go ahead
and lay it down.
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Take myself a nap.
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♪
295
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Yep.
296
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♪
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- Oh, you see this, really?
298
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I give you an exclusive
interview and this is what you
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do to me?
300
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:45,985
Look at it.
301
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,789
Why would you set me up with
her?
302
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,961
- What?
303
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,089
- I wrote the truth and I have
an eyewitness.
304
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,163
- Wrote the truth?
305
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,161
Have an eyewitness?
306
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Who's your eyewitness, huh?
307
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,031
- Okay, Nick, you are a smart
man.
308
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,802
You know I can't reveal my
sources.
309
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,430
- Well you better get to
revealing something, how about
310
00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,295
that?
311
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,732
- Wow, that was a great
comeback, Nick.
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- That was.
313
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,735
- Hopefully your political
career will do the same.
314
00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,811
I'm gonna be doing a follow-up
article, so do you want to give
315
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:06,809
a statement before I go?
316
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,110
- No.
317
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,811
- Yes I want to give a
statement, that that hat ain't
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[bleep], that's my statement.
319
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,008
- Okay, Nick, Nick, okay,
okay, take a seat, okay?
320
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,446
Just calm down, I'm gonna be
right back.
321
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:18,522
Cat why does he think that I
set you up with him?
322
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,851
- Because we're sisters.
323
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,217
- [laughs]
Well then how did you get his
324
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,224
number?
325
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,915
I certainly didn't give it to
you.
326
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,857
- I got my sources.
327
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,363
The one good thing that came
out of meeting Kevin, besides
328
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:32,825
the article of course, was that
stalker app.
329
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:37,236
Now let's see who else was in
Trina's phone.
330
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:42,440
Ooh, Idris Elba, yes, sir.
331
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,548
- Nick I'm so sorry.
332
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,715
I apologize on her behalf,
okay, but don't worry about it.
333
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,315
- Why would you set me up with
your sister?
334
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,316
- You know what?
335
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,327
It doesn't matter, relax, okay?
336
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,328
We are gonna handle this.
337
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,529
I am going to organize a press
conference, okay?
338
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,260
First thing, and we are going
to deny all these accusations.
339
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,456
- Yes.
340
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,567
- Okay and then I am going to
file an injunction, I'm gonna
341
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,398
let the "Washington Voice" know
that they have a major
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00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,395
defamation suit
coming their way.
343
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,538
What are you doing?
344
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,142
- I wouldn't do that.
345
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,384
- Why wouldn't you do that?
346
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,110
The accusations are false,
right, Nick?
347
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,577
- Not completely.
348
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:24,254
- Nick what do you mean
not completely?
349
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,694
It says mayor or murderer.
350
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,189
Did you try to murder him?
351
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,120
- I went over there.
- You were there?
352
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,086
- I was looking for the guy, I
didn't know they was out there
353
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,134
on the ledge.
354
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,129
Kevin...
355
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,400
[whistles]
I didn't, I didn't try
356
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,498
to kill anybody.
357
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,629
- Okay, okay, that's fine.
358
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,034
Um, who else knows about this?
359
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,027
- No one.
360
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:41,898
- No one?
361
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,665
- Okay this jive turkey
named Jet Black.
362
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,573
- Jive turkey named-
- No, no, it's okay.
363
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,136
He's getting a monthly
be-quiet stipend.
364
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,136
Solid soul brotha.
365
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,277
- You gave him hush money?
366
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,151
Why would you give
him hush money?
367
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,510
Hush money implies
that you are guilty.
368
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,247
- It's hush money cause we
gotta be quiet.
369
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,483
- Okay.
370
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,087
- He a solid brotha.
He ain't gonna say nothing.
371
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:02,289
- So if he didn't tell, then,
um, who did?
372
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,322
♪
373
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,527
- Look I don't
know who told,
374
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,398
but it gotta be one of these
sons of snitches.
375
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,598
It can't be Boris or J.B.
'cause they don't cross
376
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:13,099
over to broadcast, they ain't
got time for this bull[bleep].
377
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,543
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
378
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:20,768
* Oh, uh, haha
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *
379
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,608
* We in the club
Singing this *
380
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,852
* For money, ha
I'm a gigolo *
381
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,148
* Spending lots of dough
You can tell the way *
382
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,820
* Wide-body
Sitting on four's *
383
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,249
* And how I'm shining
With the fresh *
384
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,253
* Fresh clothes
And I'm always surrounded *
385
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,085
* By so many [bleep] *
386
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,561
- Oh God, man.
387
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,618
- That's a cold-blooded
tune, young blood.
388
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,257
- KEVIN: Nick what
the hell is this about?
389
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,862
Why you out here dressed
like a smooth criminal?
390
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:41,864
What is this?
391
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:42,855
- I'll tell you what
this is about.
392
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,866
One of y'all ratted
me out to Cat.
393
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,098
- KEVIN: What?
394
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,103
- NICK: Mm-hmm.
395
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:49,874
- Told her them [bleep] lies.
396
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:53,273
Never liked you anyway, pretty
mother[bleep].
397
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,206
- I could tell.
398
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,282
- So what, Cat's got
everybody's tongue?
399
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,681
Maybe some more of this will
refresh your memory.
400
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,683
Uh.
401
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,884
- [screams]
- Don't.
402
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:07,617
- Come on, Nick,
seriously, man.
403
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,464
* Pimp bones in my body
Rock them body hotty *
404
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,590
* Me and Kels own Ducati's *
405
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,155
- What does that, what?
406
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,464
I don't know what that means.
407
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,895
- Somebody better get to
talking, before they pulling
408
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,330
diamonds out your ass.
409
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,165
Let's start with you,
Shaking Tail.
410
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,571
- You saw me talking to Cat.
411
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,642
I said good things about you.
412
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,140
I told her I would vote for you.
413
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,912
- Hey, listen, so did I, man.
414
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,180
But if I'd have known you was
gonna be blasting this [bleep]
415
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,139
all night, I'd have said
[bleep] Nick Cannon.
416
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,648
- That's a great idea, Nelly.
417
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:37,149
Let's watch my comedy special
ironically titled [bleep]
418
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,554
Nick Cannon.
419
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,785
- All right, all right!
420
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,460
Don't you play
one [bleep] joke.
421
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,490
It was me.
422
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,485
- What?
423
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,486
- I did it.
424
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,357
- What?
425
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,355
You're the one who sold
out young blood?
426
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,197
- You can't snitch out
your friends, man.
427
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,772
- Man you can't do that, you
gotta make this right.
428
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,830
- What about him?
429
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,738
He pushed me off the ledge,
he didn't make it right.
430
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,869
- Man it was an
accident, all right?
431
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,836
- Bottom line is, Kev, you
broke man code, cuz.
432
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,435
- No doubt.
433
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,306
We got a rat in the house.
434
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,205
Now you know what that means?
435
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,917
- Unless it means that you
gotta get rid of that mustache,
436
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,549
no I do not.
437
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,453
- You broke the man code,
therefore Nick gets to pick the
438
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,486
punishment.
439
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,521
- Yeah, I like that.
440
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,715
- What, what you gonna do?
441
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,386
You gonna brand a incredible
logo on me, is that what you're
442
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,386
gonna do, Nick?
443
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,387
- Oh no.
444
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:24,228
Not incredible
enough for my logo.
445
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,304
But I'll tell you what
I am gonna do.
446
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,343
I'm gonna hold a press
conference, let the world know
447
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,538
that you told all them lies.
448
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,840
And then, you're
gonna eat some pie.
449
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,314
- What the hell you talking
about, eating some pie?
450
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,914
♪
451
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,448
- Oh.
452
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:47,223
Oh you dirty mother[bleep].
453
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,264
- Long time no see, lil' Kev.
454
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,359
- Well, well, well.
455
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,891
Well it looks like fat Jesus
ate the last supper.
456
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,997
Look like he got titties too.
457
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,699
It's about to be us.
458
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,570
- Well fat Jesus gonna
resurrect you.
459
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,699
- That's it.
460
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,543
This ain't gonna be
like last time.
461
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,540
- Oh.
462
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,311
- Oh my-
- Damn.
463
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,540
- That's a nice punch you got
there, Kevin Hart.
464
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,376
But let's see if you can take
one.
465
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,381
- What?
466
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,852
- Or maybe a thousand?
467
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,351
- NICK: Get him!
468
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,383
Get him, nephew.
469
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,887
- That's what I'm
talking about.
470
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,618
♪
471
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,858
Hey, you don't see I'm having
a press conference?
472
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,297
Shut the [bleep] up!
473
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,473
Thank you.
474
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,641
I want to clear up these rumors
that's going around in the
475
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,869
"Washington Voice."
476
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,544
First thing I need to clear up
is that Nick Cannon did not try
477
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,013
to kill me, all right?
478
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,982
His fat ass nephew did.
479
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,051
That's right, boy got
a gland problem.
480
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,319
I think that boy got the
diabetes, or as referred to in
481
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,649
the black community, the sugars.
482
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,824
He gonna [bleep]
around, cut his foot off, Nick.
483
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,163
Right but that's another story
for another day.
484
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,659
Uh, basically what's happening
right now, they're taking
485
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,291
everything that I'm saying out
of continuity, that's what
486
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,298
they're doing.
487
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,799
- Hey, hey, hey, it's context.
488
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,570
- Jackie you don't think I
know what I'm saying?
489
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,828
What, what does this have
to do with texting, huh?
490
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,697
Are we talking on a
cell phone right now?
491
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:10,966
Are we texting back and forth?
492
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,314
Just shut your ass up.
493
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,909
Thank you.
494
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,640
Um, here's what I want
you guys to know.
495
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,676
Get your pencils ready,
because this is gonna be good.
496
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,352
Cat Shaw is telling
you guys lies.
497
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,352
The woman tried to come over to
my house and use her feminine
498
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:29,315
willies to get me drunk and,
and have sex just so I could
499
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,856
give her a bunch of bad
information about my on-and-off
500
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:35,201
again friend Nick Cannon, okay?
501
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,828
- What kind of apology is this?
502
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,774
- Although she didn't get
what she want, I did.
503
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,040
That Cat got bit.
504
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,999
[hisses]
[laughs]
505
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,837
Write it down, go
ahead, that's fine.
506
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:49,212
Bottom line is this, she spread
lies about Nick Cannon, who by
507
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,712
the way is running for the
governor of Beverly Hills.
508
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:52,854
That's right.
509
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:56,149
If Cat Shaw continues to
fabricate these stories, I will
510
00:16:56,183 --> 00:17:00,753
be forced to have my attorney
Trina Shaw get to work
511
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:01,547
and use action.
512
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,788
It's gonna be a Shaw Shank
showdown.
513
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,263
- All right, Mr. Hart
will now take a few questions.
514
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,863
- [crowd yelling]
- I have a question, I have a
515
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,356
question right here.
516
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,668
- Let's go with the bald guy.
517
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,169
Boy he's still got them awful
ass suits.
518
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,172
Do you see his suit?
519
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,343
Jesus [bleep], man.
520
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,970
- Well, uh, looks like from
the looks of your eye, took a
521
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,237
another ass whooping,
just like you did with
522
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,306
Sugar Shane Mosley.
523
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,054
Listen, Buddy Lewis,
"Humor Mill.:"
524
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:30,679
You claim the reporter,
Ms. Cat Shaw, used her "womanly
525
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,417
willies" to get you to rat out
your boy Nick Cannon.
526
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:37,263
I'm saying what kind of weak,
low-down, trifling,
527
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:41,790
dirty, twisted, morally
bankrupt, poo butt, deviant-
528
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:45,928
- Hey, hey, sir, your question
is making your lips dry.
529
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,095
This is the time to lick them
or put chap stick on.
530
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,335
So if you have some, apply it.
531
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,099
- [laughs]
Yeah, all right.
532
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,338
I just got one more question.
533
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,282
What kind of poo butt celebrity
has to lie on their iddy-bitty
534
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,808
little [bleep], huh?
535
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:57,983
Uh-huh, why is that?
536
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,710
- No more questions.
537
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,846
- [crowd yelling]
- Why did you lie?
538
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,053
Why did you lie?
539
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,755
- KEVIN: That's some bull.
540
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:10,759
- It is, man.
541
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,130
It is what it is.
542
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,389
- Watch yourself.
543
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,726
He see me?
544
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,901
- Kevin I have to talk to you.
545
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,328
- About what, Trina?
546
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,304
Tell me that I'm not good
enough for your sister, is she
547
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,302
not good enough for me?
548
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,533
- No, no you don't understand.
549
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,638
I did not tell you to stay away
from Cat because I thought she
550
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,039
was too good for you, I told
you to stay away from her
551
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,111
because she's crazy.
552
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,239
She is trouble.
553
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,984
Her InstaGram is @troublecat.
554
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,778
- Listen to me, she hasn't
seen trouble yet, okay?
555
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,451
- Look I just got a text from
her and she is pissed.
556
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,582
- She's pissed?
557
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,246
Well wait a minute, give me a
chance to find some give a
558
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,246
[bleep].
559
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,247
I can't find it.
560
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,048
- Okay.
- Okay.
561
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,788
- Okay, you seen "Gone Girl"?
- No.
562
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,263
- You about to be gone, boy.
563
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,792
- Oh, you know, whatever.
564
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,256
Like I'm supposed to be scared
of some damn reporter.
565
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,725
Hey come on, lady, don't you
see me right here?
566
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,803
Oh okay, you blind.
567
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,432
Gotta watch out for
this type of stuff.
568
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,437
Come on, lady.
569
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,768
Tripping, that's probably how
you got like that.
570
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,744
- [laughs]
- Kevin, yeah it's me.
571
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,884
I only printed what you told me.
572
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,880
And I never slept
with your sorry ass.
573
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,183
- I imagined that
I hit it twice.
574
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,176
- [laughs]
- [yells]
575
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,763
- Help!
576
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,118
Aw, hell ho!
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