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- I didn't come here
to argue with you.
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- Then what are you doing?
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- All I'm asking is that you
sign this release allowing me to
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use our name in my reality show.
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- Okay, here's some
reality for you, Bridgette.
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Hell, no!
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- Why not, Kevin?
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- What do you mean why not?
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Because I'm not giving you the
right to drag me or my kids
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or my good name through the mud.
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- Look, it's not like I'm doin'
"Love and Hip Hop"
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or "Basketball Wives."
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My reality show is
gonna be classy.
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No fighting-unless, of course,
it's absolutely necessary
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and one of those heifers comes
up in my face disrespectin' me
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and then I'ma pop off and we all
know when Bridgette pops off,
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[bleep] goes ka-bam!
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♪ This is the life This is the life ♪
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♪ We got the life We got the life ♪
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♪ This is the city Where we party ♪
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♪ Every night Party every night ♪
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♪ You and me Down and to go ♪
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♪ Welcome to Hollywood Welcome to Hollywood ♪
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- I'm not signin' no release,
no, no.
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- [sobbing]
- Bridgette, don't start that.
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I'm not-
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- Oh, Kevin...
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- KEVIN: [sighing]
- Why?
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I have always
been there for you.
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When they first pulled you off
the stage, who was in
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the front row?
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- That's right, you were there
and you were [bleep] booing.
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- But, wait, wait, who
was your inspiration
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for your best jokes?
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- Well, I mean, you are
a walkin' punchline, so...
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- That's right, Kevin.
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I have been your muse.
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- Oh, stop it.
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- I have always had faith
in you, now just have a little
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bit of faith in me.
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Like Jay-Z and Beyoncé,
we can get this money together.
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- First of all, just because
you woke up like that,
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does not make you Beyoncé, okay?
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- Rude.
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- Second of all, I don't
know why in the hell somebody
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would give you a TV show-
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- Because I have 17 million
views on my YouTube vlog.
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I am telling you, Kevin,
I am the next one.
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- No, she is the next one.
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So, why don't you go head
and vlog about that?
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Here you go, baby.
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There you go.
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Oh, don't start.
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- Your track glue is meltin'.
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I don't know who you are.
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You're just somethin'
in the way.
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- Listen, okay-
- Who told you to-
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Stop lookin' me in my eye!
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Move on me.
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- KEVIN: Don't move.
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- Move on me.
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[imitates chomping]
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- Unh-unh, unh-unh.
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- So, that's the way it is?
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- Yes, Bridgette.
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- Cut the cameras off.
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- What, you filmin'
this [bleep]?
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- You're damn right I'm
filming this [bleep].
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- This is...this is not good.
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- Now listen to me.
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You got two choices, [bleep].
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You either sign this release
sayin' that I can use our name
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in my show or I'm gonna sign
this petition right here to
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increase my alimony to
a hundred thou a month.
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- KEVIN: I really hate the
version of Kevin that used
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to love her.
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What the [bleep]
was he thinkin'?
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- NELLY: When I told Trina I
wanted to endorse a product,
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I meant something hot
like "Beats by Dre."
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But what she came up with,
I don't think it's gonna make
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me the next hip hop billionaire.
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- Headphones weren't hot until
Dre started "Beats."
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He put his name on them
and he wore them
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and that's what made them hot.
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This is going to be a good
thing for you, I promise.
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- What are the
guys gonna think?
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- Don't worry about
what they think.
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I am telling you that this
is a good move, okay?
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You're gonna thank me later.
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- Are you ready, Nelly?
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- Oh.
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Do I really have to do this?
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- Yes.
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Get out there, take your robe
off, and show us what you got.
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Stop poutin'.
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- NELLY: [sighing]
- Ooh.
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- Nelly, what's this thing
about you sellin' manties?
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- What?
- Manties.
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You know what I'm talkin' about.
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- He-man socks.
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- Ball bras.
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- You're just mad 'cause
I'm gettin' paid.
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- Yeah, dressed like
a superhero in your...
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♪ Dun Dun Dah Dun
- [laughing]
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Let me tell ya something.
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Whoever paid Nelly's dumb ass
to model underwear is about as
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stupid as the person that paid
Bridgette to do a reality show,
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okay?
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- NICK: That was me.
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- Huh?
That was what?
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- That was me.
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- [bleep] damn it, Nick.
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What the [bleep] is
your problem, man?
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- What do you mean,
what's my problem?
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- What I mean,
what's your problem?
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- Cursin' at me.
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- I'm cursin' at you because
I wanna know what your deal is.
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- Think about it-if I get
half of her 70 million YouTube
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followers who watch the show,
I'ma get paid, and if you were
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smart, which you're not,
you would sign the release
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and support her.
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- I do support Bridgette.
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You know how I
support Bridgette?
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By giving her 30 grand a month.
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- OTHERS: Damn!
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- Excuse me?
- What?
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- Hold up.
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For 30 grand, I woulda had
your baby, too.
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- Boy, you'd have
did it for $30.
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- First of all, I'm not in
the man [bleep].
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And judgin' by that thing on
your lip, you're not out here
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bein' safe.
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It's quite the situation.
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- I'll tell you what.
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Me, personally, I'll sign
anything to put money in her
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pocket and get her the hell
outta mine.
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- If the show blows up,
you could file for alimony.
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- What's what I did.
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- KEVIN: You know, those losers
have a point.
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I'd do anything to get Bridgette
outta my pocket.
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Now all I gotta do is find
a reality show for dumbass
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Jackie.
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- I take Oliver off the street,
I give him a warm meal, a bed
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to sleep in, and a Bible on
his nightstand and he still
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cheats on me.
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- Mm-hm.
- With a homeless woman.
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- Oh, not-a Bible?
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See, that's your problem.
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You're not nasty enough.
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What you need to do is get
like a sex swing and then maybe
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some porno movies.
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Get this one movie.
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It's the best movie ever.
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It's called "Ride a Doll: 2"
and it's basically this dude
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that looks like Ice Cube in
like a uniform and-
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- Uh-huh, I get it.
- I use it all the time.
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It's the best movie.
- So, is your man faithful?
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- Oh, hell, naw.
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Unh-unh. Unh-unh.
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Whenever I catch him, though,
he take me shoppin'.
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That's how I got this Indian
hair right here.
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Just that one B-33.
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- Perks!
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- Yes, girl.
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- I'll tell you what.
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I looks like you have a bigger
budget on this than you did
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on your "White Party Music."
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- NICK: "White People
Party Music."
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- You know that saying that
big things come in small
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packages?
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But once you take off your
stuff, I realize that small
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things come in big
packages, too.
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- That's disgusting.
- Girl, please!
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I know that you are not sittin'
up here tryin' to act all
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prissy, Miss Bootleg Beyoncé.
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- What?
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- 'Cause we heard about that
[bleep] that you had in that dog
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collar-
- It was role playing.
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- Playin' that role
[bleep] for free.
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- Better than the
role of a slut.
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- BOTH: What?
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- Don't judge me.
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Anyway, what about Kevin.
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Does he have a big thing
in a big package?
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- Kevin's always been good
to me and to my kids.
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He's a decent, hard-working
father and despite our marital
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problems, I will never speak
ill of him.
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- This is awful.
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I mean, this is like a disaster.
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She's so bad.
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- Well, she wouldn't be so bad,
if you would have signed the
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damn release.
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- With our without that release
signed, she would have been bad.
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- You good, Nick?
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- I'm good.
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- And cut!
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- Well, I'm not good.
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- Who asked you if
you was good?
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- Uh...[clearing throat]
Ladies, hello.
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- Hey, Kev.
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- Hi, Kevin.
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- Listen, why aren't you home
watchin' my kids?
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- I don't know, Kevin.
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I needed a job 'cause
you don't pay me.
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- Is it always about
money with you?
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- It is. It is.
It makes the world go round.
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- Stop, it's sickening.
- No, you make me sick.
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- Hey, Jennifer.
- Hey.
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- You hear about
your man's new house?
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I heard he got concrete floors.
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- Yeah, well, he'll have gold
floors when he gets to
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the Kingdom.
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- Aw...
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Somebody mad?
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They have some homeless [bleep].
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- I hate you, Kevin Hart.
- Oh.
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- Kevin, what
are you doing here?
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- Will you just relax,
Bridgette.
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Damn!
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I brought the damn release.
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How you all doin'?
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If y'all want pictures,
we'll take them-
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[straining]
Ah! God!
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- You will not regret this.
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- I already did.
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I just didn't want to
have to pay for it.
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- Oh!
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- No! No!
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You are done. Go!
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- Thank you.
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- Mm-hm.
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- I really appreciate it.
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- I feel like I'm breakin' out.
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- Great.
We are back, people.
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Let's take it from your line,
Shawty, and...
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action!
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- What about Kevin?
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Does he have a big thing
in a big package?
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- Girl, put it this way.
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His thing would
look small in your hands.
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- ALL: [hooting, laughing]
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this hot dog was as
good as hell, man.
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Delicious.
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- Way better than Dodger dogs.
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- Hey, I told you it's good
eatin' at the strip club.
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You can't beat three dogs
for a buck.
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- Yeah, but we paid $20,000
on the damn lap dance.
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- Oh, come on, man.
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You gotta get the lap dance
to get the hot dogs.
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- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Speaking of hot dog.
252
00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,398
Look at this [bleep].
253
00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:14,798
- Oh.
254
00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:17,542
What in the St.
Lunadick is that?
255
00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,724
- Come on, man,
that's ridiculous.
256
00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,760
- Are you sellin'
drawers or socks?
257
00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,026
- No, that's all me, playa.
258
00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,848
Actually, I'm on like medium
swole right there.
259
00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,676
- Looks like he's bendin'
the building over a little bit
260
00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:28,904
like this.
261
00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,813
- Yeah, I was born with
a hook.
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00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,638
- That's ri-
[jabbering]
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I don't like it.
- It's disgusting.
264
00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,778
- I don't like it.
- I like it.
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- WOMEN: Hey, Nelly.
- Hey.
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- We see you doin' big things.
267
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- Keep watchin'.
268
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Damn!
269
00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,736
Trina is a genius.
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00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:46,736
[bleep].
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00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:49,657
Oh?
272
00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:52,273
That's the first time I let
a lady put nuts in my mouth.
273
00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,794
- You know, guys, if y'all
don't think Nelly's stuffin'
274
00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:54,797
that turkey, you're crazy.
275
00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,618
- Huh?
What is he talkin' about?
276
00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,146
- You gotta be crazy.
277
00:08:58,189 --> 00:08:59,929
Now if you want the real deal,
I can give it to you.
278
00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,764
I'm talkin' about this.
279
00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,462
That's what's real, huh?
280
00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:04,939
Come on, ladies.
281
00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:05,719
Get a look at it.
282
00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:10,250
Huh?
Oh, so I see.
283
00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,678
We all afraid of the
dragon over here.
284
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:12,935
Where are you all goin'?
285
00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,637
Everybody's gon' leave.
286
00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:18,254
- [bottle clattering]
- KEVIN: [bleep].
287
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:21,946
- Hey, uh, Mandingo, you
dropped your bottle of [bleep].
288
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:25,346
- KEVIN: I don't know-
- Kev, what's up, man?
289
00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:26,780
Why you hatin'?
- Ain't nobody hatin'.
290
00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:27,957
It's called sabotagin'.
291
00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,272
- Hold on him.
- Get 'im. Hm?
292
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,008
Did I sabotage
or did I sabotage y'all?
293
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,439
[laughing]
294
00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,705
- Oh, I know you're
not about to drink that.
295
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,489
- Why are you worried
about it, Dondre?
296
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,453
Do you want some?
297
00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,490
- Are you crazy?
298
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:40,795
That bottle is balls-hot.
299
00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,281
- What is that, Dos Testes?
300
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,450
- [laughing]
- KEVIN: [fake laughter]
301
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,756
- Here's to the world's
least interesting man.
302
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,333
Stay tiny, my friend.
303
00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,240
- That's great writing-
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
304
00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,285
Kev, Kev, Kev.
Check this out.
305
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,720
- MARIO MENOUNOS:
I'm with Bridgette Hart.
306
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,677
Now, Bridgette, what will
audiences learn about your
307
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:56,985
life with Kevin Hart?
308
00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,251
- That it was a livin' hell,
Miss Menudo.
309
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,904
- KEVIN: What the-
- BRIDGETTE: He kept me
310
00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,948
barefoot in the kitchen
all day-which is where he said
311
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:03,953
pregnant women belong.
312
00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:07,524
- CROWD: [gasping]
- Barefooted?
313
00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,353
- BRIDGETTE: You know, when
I asked him to pay for my
314
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,831
acting lessons, do you know
what he said to me?
315
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,481
- No, what?
316
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:16,624
- He said, "Why don't you act
"like a maid and clean this
317
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:17,659
this house up?"
318
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,364
- CROWD: [gasping]
319
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,751
- BRIDGETTE: And he tied me up
and made me watch "SportsCenter"
320
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:24,355
all day long.
321
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,356
- CROWD: [gasping]
- That was a freak [bleep].
322
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,978
- [singing show's theme]
Do you hear that?
323
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,929
- Yeah, I...I...I...
324
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,628
- I can't get it outta my head.
325
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,805
- That's awful.
326
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,773
- I've tried so hard to be
strong, 'cause we got kids-
327
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,421
me and Kevin Hart.
328
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,864
And they don't know nothin'
about the abuse 'cause I tried
329
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:42,692
to be strong for them.
330
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,249
- Turn that off!
331
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,905
Turn it off!
332
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,729
First of all, I never said
nothing about her being no
333
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:48,947
damn maid, okay?
334
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,996
What I said was, "Act like
a tree and leave."
335
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,301
You know what?
336
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,737
I hate to say this-
Actually, I don't.
337
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,443
I don't hate to say it, Nick.
338
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:56,920
This show ain't gon' make it,
you know?
339
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,790
It ain't gon' make it-just like
your marriage.
340
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,312
That's right.
341
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,565
- NICK: You know what, ladies?
He's all yours.
342
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:02,787
- Yeah, we outta here.
343
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,046
- Oh, you can give
me whatever you want.
344
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,838
- See ya, champ.
- You on air, too.
345
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,542
- Hope you got some
Vaseline for your face.
346
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,579
- Hope you got some cocoa
butter for your head.
347
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,365
- I'll be back, Kev.
348
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,930
- Where you goin', Jack?
Oh, look at this.
349
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,067
[laughing]
Nelly leave.
350
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,020
Now you all want the real.
351
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,807
Why you take your wig off?
352
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,032
Oh, y'all got attitude.
353
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,380
Oh, no, wait-
What's this?
354
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,770
I ain't did noth-
- WOMEN: [shouting]
355
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:24,953
- KEVIN: Hey! Hey!
356
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,638
- Looks like hashtag
beatthe[bleep]outtakev
357
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,647
is about to be trendin'.
358
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:37,085
♪ You're awesome
359
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,651
- That's exactly right.
360
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,088
I thought it was just me.
They told me I was crazy.
361
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,314
But you heard it, too, right?
362
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,272
- Yes.
- They think they're slick.
363
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:45,661
Next time I see them,
I'ma confront them.
364
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,135
I'ma say, hey, if we can be
cool, we can be cool.
365
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,965
But if we're gonna be frenemies,
bump that-let's just be
366
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,233
enemies, okay, 'cause I don't
like that between-
367
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,536
- Bridgette. Bridgette.
368
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,762
[snapping fingers]
- I'm sorry, y'all. Snappin'?
369
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,451
You don't see I'm
workin' here?
370
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,278
You don't come in here snappin'
at me like you crazy-like you
371
00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,586
runnin' something.
372
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,111
This is my set.
373
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:04,245
- Wow, aren't you a tall
glass of chocolate milk.
374
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,679
Are you a basketball player?
375
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,417
- Oh, I know
what you're thinkin'.
376
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:13,947
A thimble of Patron
and Thumbelina is mine.
377
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:16,342
- Do you wanna bump phones?
378
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:19,427
- Yes, I do wanna bump phones.
379
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,127
I'm gon' go ahead and
put mine right on top.
380
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:25,215
- Kevin, what are
you doing here?
381
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,046
- Let me talk to you,
Bridgette, right now.
382
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,274
- I need you to ask me
if you want to talk to me,
383
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,272
how about that?
384
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,793
- Bridgette, get up.
385
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:31,837
- Excuse me one second.
- Would you get up. Come on.
386
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,361
- Ow, I was coming.
387
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,624
I was telling the lady-
- Get your ass down.
388
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:35,926
- I was trying to be polite.
Get off my dress.
389
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:36,802
It's expensive.
390
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,189
- You are making me look like
an asshole right now, Bridgette.
391
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,926
- No, boo, that's genetic.
392
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,237
- Oh, you think you're so smart
now that you've got your little
393
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,374
TV show, don't you?
394
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,675
- I think I'm smarter than
a five-footer.
395
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:47,902
- You know, you're right.
396
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,641
I am a dumb ass 'cause I signed
the release.
397
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:50,641
- You know what?
398
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:51,862
Let me tell you something.
399
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,771
You listen good, you little
one-trick pony.
400
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,816
I'm gonna ride this little
Kevin Hart-is-the-greatest
401
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,392
train until the wheels fall off
because we both know you did not
402
00:12:58,429 --> 00:12:59,819
get here by yourself.
403
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:03,086
I stayed with you and supported
your little ass every step of
404
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:06,790
the way, so if you think I'm
just gonna sit around and be the
405
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,829
happy little starter wife while
you pop off and lollygag with
406
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,356
your little tropical bitch,
then you got another think
407
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,401
comin' and you're stupider
than I thought.
408
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,796
- You know what?
- What?
409
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,320
- I'ma show you stupid.
- Go ahead.
410
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,893
- I'm a show you stupid when
I forget to sign these damn
411
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,500
checks every month and you can't
pay your mortgage, huh?
412
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,071
Then what, Bridgette?
- Oh, really?
413
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,848
Oh, really, Kevin?
Well, guess what?
414
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,373
I don't need your checks because
I already paid the mortgage.
415
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,457
Excuse me.
416
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,245
- You...you're a liar.
417
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,419
- Cash money, [bleep]!
418
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,084
- Okay, you know what?
419
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,338
- And if my nails weren't wet,
I would pull out the receipt
420
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,341
and show you.
421
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,692
- Know what?
422
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,121
- What?
423
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,998
- I think what happens when
all that little cash money
424
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,559
you're talkin' about runs out?
425
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,216
That's right, when you need to
go get your hair done, and you
426
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,700
wanna go get your shoes.
427
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:48,999
You with that little iPhone that
you were talkin' about.
428
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,255
- Really?
429
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:51,737
You talkin' about this hair
that's already done?
430
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,267
You talkin' about these shoes
right here with the red on
431
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,270
the bottom?
432
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,361
Oh, I'm sorry.
433
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,359
Excuse me, my newest
iPhone is ringing.
434
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:00,396
Hello?
435
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,228
Oh, hey!
436
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,316
Yeah, hold on one second.
437
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,235
You are dismissed.
438
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,500
My Jaguar's ready?
439
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,332
Oh... [laughing]
I cannot wait.
440
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,461
And you got the chocolate
interior like we talked about.
441
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:13,903
- Hey, chocolate drink boy.
442
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:23,380
[speaking non-English]
443
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:24,907
- Call me sometime.
444
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,906
- Oh, I'm gonna call her.
445
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,873
Shortly.
446
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,391
[laughing]
447
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,521
Then she gonna tell me, "I
already paid the mortgage."
448
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,178
Can you believe that?
449
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:39,272
The level of disrespect, like
that's so much disrespect, man.
450
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,493
- I don't get it.
451
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:41,791
Isn't that what you wanted?
452
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,137
- Yeah, man, why
are you acting like a mitch?
453
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,537
- Don't call me no mitch.
- You're actin' like a mitch.
454
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,360
- No, he's worse than a mitch.
455
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,018
- What am I, Nick?
456
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:48,931
- You are lower than low.
457
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,535
The scum of the Earth.
458
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:54,105
- You prey on young girls with
low self esteem and you give
459
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,294
them a coupla dollars
so they have to rely on you.
460
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,499
- That's right.
461
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,067
In The Loo, we call
that a hoe-bilitator.
462
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,554
- [doorbell ringing]
- How about you hoe-bilitate
463
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,944
your ass to the door.
464
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:04,117
- Yeah, all right, Kevin,
I'll get the door.
465
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:04,994
Hey, pizza here!
466
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:05,994
- Hi, there.
467
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:06,985
- Hey, how are you?
468
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:07,986
- I've got pizza.
469
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:08,997
Extra sausage.
470
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,208
- Sure, no problem.
471
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,217
- You know, I love
a lot of sausage, myself.
472
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,739
- Okay.
473
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,182
- You know, I normally don't do
this, but I am a big fan.
474
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,179
Can I get a picture with you?
475
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,400
- Sure.
476
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:19,959
- She probably want a
picture with me next.
477
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:20,956
- Selfie.
478
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,567
About to break out the selfie-
479
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:24,578
- OTHERS: Oh!
- Get out.
480
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,189
- Put that on Dickstagram.
481
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,539
- Here. Keep the change.
482
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:28,578
- Thanks.
483
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,103
- That's what I'm
talkin' about.
484
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,016
Ow!
485
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,980
- Oh, she got a little
piece of ass, too.
486
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,239
- [laughing]
- That ain't funny, man.
487
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,462
It's gettin' outta hand.
488
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,810
It's just plain harassment now.
489
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,419
- Aw, come on, Nelly.
490
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,990
You know the "tip drill."
491
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,379
- OTHERS: [laughing]
- Yeah, you put the "ass"
492
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,342
in "harassment."
493
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,511
- Y'all, look, just because
I model underwear don't mean
494
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,517
I gotta be out here givin'
up my dignity, man.
495
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,559
I'm an artist,
not a piece of meat.
496
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,224
- So say you.
497
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,998
Not according to this big pizza
they've just ordered here.
498
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,353
- OTHERS: [groaning]
499
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:07,618
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
500
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,102
I'm done.
I want out, Trina.
501
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,932
I want outta the contract.
502
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,620
- Why?
Your face is everywhere.
503
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,147
- Unh-unh, Trina, they're
not pinchin' my face.
504
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,840
They're smackin' my ass.
505
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,147
- I thought you wanted to be
the next billionaire like Dre.
506
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,074
- Not this way, though, Trina.
507
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,588
- Not this way?
508
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:23,111
"Nutz by Nelly"
is becoming a movement.
509
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:26,506
Men everywhere are becoming
proud of their bulge.
510
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,120
"Nutz by Nelly" is taking
the country by the balls.
511
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,472
- It's not true, too, Trina.
512
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,901
- It's not my word.
513
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,947
Check who's on the cover
of "American Swag."
514
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,134
- See?
515
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,039
This is what I'm talkin' about.
516
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,913
No, I'm done. I want out.
517
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,784
I'ma keep what
little dignity I got left.
518
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:41,955
- Oh, okay.
519
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,441
So, you don't want
the covers of magazines.
520
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,701
- I don't need 'em.
521
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:46,613
- You don't wanna sponsor
a big-name product.
522
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,217
- I don't need 'em.
523
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,268
- I guess you don't want this
check that came for you in the
524
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,052
mail today either.
525
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,577
- You think this is gonna
change my mind?
526
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,450
- Hm...
527
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,145
- Damn!
528
00:16:57,190 --> 00:17:00,500
My dick-nity
is bulging with pride now.
529
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,197
[bleep].
530
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,069
I shoulda been sellin'
that a long time ago.
531
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,331
I'll see you later.
532
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,683
Yo, set up the next shoot.
I already see it.
533
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,203
We're gonna use brown drawers.
534
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,636
Call 'em "Chocolate Nutz."
535
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,821
- Come on, man.
536
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,780
Always something new.
537
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,909
Always drama in my life.
538
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,611
KEVIN: You know,
the guys are right.
539
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,219
Instead of tryin' to
hoe-bilitate, I've decided
540
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,649
to congratulate.
541
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:26,216
What is this?
542
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,348
I thought we said no cameras.
543
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,616
- What about your cameras?
544
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,879
- I turn mine off,
you turn yours off.
545
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,362
- You first.
546
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:35,922
- Why does everything
have to be a thing?
547
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,097
- Because it is.
548
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,714
- We cut the cameras off
on the count of three.
549
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,151
- Okay.
550
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,672
- One...two...three.
551
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,276
Look, Bridgette, now I know
you don't think I want you
552
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:48,277
to shine.
553
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,288
That's not true.
554
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,979
I am happy for your success,
okay?
555
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,807
You worked hard at something.
Now it's paying off.
556
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,935
But what you need to understand
is that as a man-
557
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,337
- BRIDGETTE: Look, you can just
save your boring ass speech.
558
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,860
- KEVIN: First of all,
I wasn't finished, Bridgette.
559
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,643
Then I've done forgot what
I wanted to say now.
560
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,118
- BRIDGETTE: I'm
done with the show.
561
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,338
- KEVIN: That's not
what I was gonna say.
562
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,816
Wait, what?
What did you just say?
563
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:05,996
- BRIDGETTE: I'm
retiring in a week.
564
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,391
- KEVIN: Yeah!
Hell, yeah, you are.
565
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,125
- BRIDGETTE: [muffled]
Oh, stop it.
566
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,955
Turn the cameras on!
567
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,703
- Hey!
- Turn the cameras on!
568
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,014
- Get off of me.
- You get off of me!
569
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,750
- Off of me.
- You're on my lap.
570
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,401
- Pullin' me down.
- Ah, what's wrong with you?
571
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:19,615
- What's wrong with you?
572
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,973
How you only been
there for two weeks?
573
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,323
Why don't you tell me what
your problem is.
574
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,973
- Kevin, get it together.
It feels like two years.
575
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,847
They got me wakin' up at
the crack of dawn to
576
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:28,929
be on set and for what?
577
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,937
Money?
I don't need that money.
578
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,329
I got ours.
Oh!
579
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,722
- Wait, hold on, wait.
You got what?
580
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:34,724
- Our money.
581
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:35,935
- When'd you start
tellin' jokes?
582
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:36,724
'Cause that's a joke.
583
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,067
Is this a joke right here?
584
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,247
- You know what, Eddie Smurphy,
you're real funny.
585
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,342
All I know is Nick
is suing both of us.
586
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,601
You shouldn't have
signed that release.
587
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:44,994
- Bridgette, have you
lost your reality-ass mind?
588
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,686
Have you?
589
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,874
- Don't make me embarrass
you on regional TV.
590
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,690
- Bridgette, I married you.
591
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,178
Ain't nothin' more
embarrassin' than that.
592
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,609
- You stop playin'.
- I'm not playin'.
593
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,955
- You are playin'.
- I'm not playin'.
594
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:56,964
- You're trippin'.
- Okay.
595
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,305
- Okay?
- All right.
596
00:18:58,354 --> 00:18:59,234
- Just pull out your little
Spider Man checkbook
597
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,228
and put your "X" on it.
598
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,309
Let's be done with this.
599
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,188
- Spider man, my ass.
600
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,410
I got a Ninja Turtle.
601
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,980
- Let's go, big sexy.
602
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,409
- Ooh! Woo!
603
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,455
[laughing]
604
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:15,371
Cut the cameras off!
605
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:18,325
[laughing]
606
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:28,174
I'm about to get
up in that shell.
607
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:33,170
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