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- Sammy Davis Jr. is considered
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one of the greatest entertainers
of all time.
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- Absolutely.
- Okay, look, everybody stop.
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Here's all I gotta say, man.
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I don't know
if you can tell or not...
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the thing about me is
I'm a grown man, buddy.
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I'm not gonna play
nobody's junior, okay?
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So, unfortunately,
on this particular case, uh...
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I'm gonna have to pass, man.
That's ridiculous.
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- Look, I know that $15 million
isn't much--
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- What'd you say?
- --for your caliber of talent.
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But I might be able
to scrape together another five.
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But that's the best I can do.
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- Well, I mean, we'd have to
at least consider that.
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- Do we have a deal?
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- I mean, I'm gonna
be honest with you,
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$15 million don't make me jump.
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Twenty--
- Twenty gets it done?
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- Twenty gets the job done.
- So we're gonna get it done?
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- Let's do this.
- All right.
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Well, in the words
of Sammy Davis Jr.,
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you got yourself
a daggone deal, baby.
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- All right.
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- ♪ This is the life,
this is the life ♪
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♪ We got the life,
we got the life ♪
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♪ This is the city
where we party every night ♪
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♪ Party every night
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♪ Just you and me
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♪ Down and to go
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♪ Welcome to Hollywood,
welcome to Hollywood ♪
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♪ Welcome to Hollywood ♪
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- ♪
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- Once again you lose.
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Full house.
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- [laughing]
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- Hey, y'all, let me
get the money to ya, man.
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Good hand. Good hand.
That was a good hand.
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You got me on that one.
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Take it. Take it. Take it.
Take it. Take it.
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- Wait a second.
Is everything okay, Kevin?
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- Everything is fine. Why?
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- 'Cause usually when you get
your ass whipped like that--
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- You cry like a little mitch.
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- I don't see myself
cryin' any more,
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especially after I got $20 million.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait, Kev.
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You hit the lotto?
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- I just got offered the role
of Sammy Davis Jr.
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- WAYNE: [sputtering drink]
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[coughing]
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- Kev, that's your raise.
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- How you tell it?
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- Let me see you do Sammy.
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- You want some Sammy?
- No!
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- I'm pullin' Sammy out.
- No!
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- You want Sam--
- No! No! No!
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This is some bull [bleep].
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I have spent my life preparing
to be Sammy Davis Jr.
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I can sing, I can dance,
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I can tap, I can trick shoot,
I can use a bullwhip.
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Hell, I've dated white women.
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I tried to poke my eye out.
I know Yiddish.
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One time I got my eye almost
poked out by a white woman
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while speaking Yiddish.
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I'm Sammy Davis Jr.!
- Here's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna invite all y'all
down to Inside Joe's tonight.
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I'm celebrating
with the producers, okay?
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- The producers of the movie?
- Yeah. It's gonna be big.
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- I'm comin'. I'm there.
- Done deal?
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- I can't make it.
I have a speaking engagement.
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- Oh!
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- What in the long finger?
Arsenio?
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- Hey, man, what my fingers
got to do with this?
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- It's like a [bleep] weapon.
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He can dig in his nose
and scratch his balls
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at the same time, man.
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- I'm a motivational speaker.
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- I heard the dude
is really good.
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But he's really expensive.
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- Jackie, I already told you
I'll give you a discount.
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- Yeah, but you keep
telling me that.
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- Stop. Stop talking.
Listen.
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Kevin, you should come, too.
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- Listen, I'm doin' a movie
where I'm playing
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Sammy Davis Jr.
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I'm motivated.
Thank you, Wayne.
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Do you understand
what I'm sayin'?
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Maybe you need to actually take
the motivation for yourself.
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Put yourself in the puddin' pop
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and get it out there, baaaahhh.
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- I cannot believe
this is happening.
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[speaking Yiddish]
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You know damn well
that I wanna play Sammy.
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- Okay, small thing,
but I happen to represent Kevin.
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- No, big thing.
You're in love with me.
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- Wayne, I thought that
we agreed that we were not gonna
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mix business
with whatever we have.
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- [laughing]
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- Okay.
- I know, I know.
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Please, please.
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- When you ask me a question
like that, then I have to step
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outside of Relationship Trina
and go into Business Trina.
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- Lay it on me, man.
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I can dig it.
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See what I just did?
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- I--
- See what--
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I channeled Sammy.
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Who else can do that?
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- Here's the thing, okay?
Look, this is it.
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I'm gonna put it out.
This is it.
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- Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
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- You're not a big enough star.
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No one who watches television
after 4 o'clock
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knows who you are.
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I'm just saying.
- I'm not--okay.
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- Look, it doesn't matter,
all right?
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That's done. It's out.
We did that.
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Okay, now let's just go back
to me, Relationship Trina.
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We can talk about what we're
gonna do for dinner tonight.
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Okay? Hm?
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Hm.
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It would be nice,
maybe like sushi--
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- No.
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Because Business Trina
just [bleep] it up
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for Relationship Trina.
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- Wayne--
- Thank you so much.
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You've been a wonderful
audience.
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- Okay, now you're
just being childish.
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- ♪ You can never
touch this again ♪
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♪ You will not have this,
no no no no no no no ♪
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- Wayne, stop it.
Don't act like this.
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- ♪ Business Trina
- Don't let this--
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Wayne, don't--
- ♪ Never ever again
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♪ You will not be
touchin' my balls ♪
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♪ No ♪
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- AUDIENCE: [applauding]
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- Let me take the time
to drop a bomb on ya.
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I just got word that I have
the opportunity to play my idol
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in a motion picture.
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You guys are lookin'
at the new Sammy Davis Sr.
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It's an amazing opportunity,
man, for me to have
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this lifetime chance to play
one of the guys that was
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in the...the Mouse Pack.
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It's gonna be dope.
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
Kevin Hart!
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- AUDIENCE: [light applause]
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- Thank you, Wayne.
- WAYNE: Yes!
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My man!
- KEVIN: What're you doin'?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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- Go ahead and give
everybody in the audience
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a preview of your Sammy.
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- Just a little piece, okay?
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♪ When I drank the puddin'
I get the puddin' pop pop ♪
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[singing gibberish]
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♪ Bop bop hey ♪
Baaaahhhh!
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That's it.
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I'm not givin' y'all
nothin' else.
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I'm not gonna waste it on y'all
so don't even get me to try.
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- I'll waste it on ya.
- What are you talkin' about?
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What are you doin'?
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- Hit it, Joe.
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- Who the [bleep] is Joe?
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- WAYNE: Ladies?
- Where'd you get dancers?
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- They came with the orchestra,
man.
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Beat it. Skidoo.
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- When that [bleep] get here?
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Hey, who are you pushing?
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[screaming]
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- ♪ Do do do do
do do do do do ♪
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Feel it, man, feel it.
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♪ Who can take a sunrise
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♪ Sprinkle it with dew
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♪ And cover it with chocolate
and a miracle too ♪
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♪ The Candy Man,
oh ta ki do ♪
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♪ The Candy Man can
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♪ Oh the Candy Man can
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♪ 'Cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world ♪
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♪ Taste good
ska di da do do ♪
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♪ The Candy Man can
'cause he mixes it with love ♪
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♪ And makes the world
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♪ Taste good
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♪ Good good
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♪ It tastes like money
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♪ Suck it, Kevin Hart ♪
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- What in the Count Basie
is Wayne doin'?
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- Why did you even
let Wayne on the stage?
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- I'm not worried about Wayne.
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That part is mine.
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- Yeah, and I was signed for
a second season in "Late Night."
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You'd better pay attention.
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- Can you believe this?
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This "Let's Make a Deal"
mother [bleep]
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is tryin' to steal my deal.
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- KEVIN: Trina!
- Hey.
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- I've been lookin' for you
all damn day.
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- Well, you found me.
- Well, that's the problem.
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I shouldn't have
to look for you, okay?
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- Hey, Kev.
- Hey, sweetie.
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- Hey, baby, that's for you.
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- What the hell's goin' on here?
- TRINA: Thank you.
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Uh, nothing. Just a little--
- WAYNE: --celebration.
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There's a little more.
Let me top that off.
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- Celebration?
What you celebrating?
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One of your little game shows
got picked up, Wayne?
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Is that what you're celebratin'?
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- No, no, I have a screen test
to play Sammy Davis Jr.
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[laughing]
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Mmm! Ah!
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Sweet...like candy, man.
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[laughing]
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Um, I see that Business Trina
has to get to work,
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so I'm just gonna,
uh, you know, leave.
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I'll leave that with you.
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- Okay. Bye.
- Oh, come on.
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- Here, here, actually,
take this.
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Take this with you.
- Really?
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- Yeah, keep the party goin'.
- ♪ Keep it goin' on
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Hey, man, stay groovy,
and I mean that.
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[scat singing]
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♪ You ain't gon'
get that job[bleep] ♪
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- What?
- ♪ No no no no no ♪
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I'm tappin'.
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- That's good, baby.
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- What the hell does he mean
screen test?
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- Sit down.
- I'm sittin' down.
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- Mark rescinded his offer.
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- I already got his offer,
so I don't know why
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he's resendin' it again.
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- No, it means--
- He don't need to resend it.
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- It means he's taking back
the offer.
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It doesn't matter.
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Look, he wants you
to screen test, though.
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- Oh, wow. That's what
this whole little celebration
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is about right now?
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You're tryin' to keep
the money in house.
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- You are wrong.
There is no house.
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There's his house,
there's my house.
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And let me tell you something.
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What you just witnessed
is Relationship Trina--
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- Oh, please.
- --supportin' her man, okay?
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Business Trina
is 100% in your corner
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and not about to let go
of 5% of $20 million.
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- Uh, if you think I'm about
let go of half of $20 million,
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you've got another think coming.
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- Five percent is not half,
Kevin.
246
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,344
- [sighing]
You and your math, girl.
247
00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:37,562
You don't know fractions?
248
00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:40,301
Five percent into $20 million.
Pi, okay?
249
00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,652
Point--point--what's that,
three point--
250
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:44,133
- Shhh! Stop it!
251
00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:45,662
Wayne is not
gonna get that part.
252
00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,436
I am workin' on it.
We'll celebrate all night long.
253
00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,310
He is going to be hung over
and wore out,
254
00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,361
I promise you, okay?
255
00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:55,707
Now I'm doing my part,
and I need you to do yours.
256
00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,749
- I'ma tell you
what I'm not gonna do.
257
00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,145
I'm not gonna screen test.
- [laughs]
258
00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:00,667
- So you need to double do
your part.
259
00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:03,241
Kevin Hart don't screen test.
Ow!
260
00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,978
- You are going to screen test
and you are going to be good.
261
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:09,160
You are going to become Sammy,
and if you don't,
262
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:12,117
then I will put five percent
of my foot up your ass.
263
00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,474
- You on your cycle?
- Cycle!
264
00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:17,819
- Okay, all right,
all right, all right.
265
00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,169
- What's up, dawg?
How're you doin'?
266
00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,170
- I'm good, man.
267
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,221
- I heard about
your screen test.
268
00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:25,696
You need some help?
269
00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,866
- Nah, man, I don't do
screen tests.
270
00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,872
- Okay. Can I have a red wine?
271
00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,274
I just want you to know
that if you need anything,
272
00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,086
I'm always here for you.
273
00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:34,924
- I'm not really sure
why you care.
274
00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,752
- Kev, you know, of all
the interviews I did,
275
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,320
the one I wouldn't
trade for the world
276
00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,228
is the one with Sammy Davis Jr.
277
00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,063
I mean, this is the greatest
entertainer that ever lived.
278
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,281
He laid the groundwork for us,
man.
279
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,800
Well, forget it.
Anyway, you don't wanna do it.
280
00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:48,975
- Well, no, it's not
that I don't wanna do it.
281
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,070
I just had no idea
that he was that important.
282
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,459
- Very important, Kevin.
283
00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,507
- You know what?
284
00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,419
Guess what you just did?
- Hm?
285
00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,434
- You just talked me into it.
286
00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:03,206
I'ma do it. I'ma do it.
287
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,211
- R-r-really?
- Yeah, I'ma do it.
288
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,523
- Well, I'll put together
a Team Sammy.
289
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:09,479
I'm gonna have you ready
to be Sammy.
290
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:13,129
You're gonna eat and drink
and smoke Sammy.
291
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,354
- So, are you ready?
Here we go.
292
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,183
Here, we're gonna do this.
Check it out.
293
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,310
- [shoes tapping]
294
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,453
- [uncoordinated tapping]
295
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:26,359
- Oh.
- Yeah! Yeah!
296
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,235
That looks just like Sammy
right there.
297
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:29,756
You can't do no more.
298
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:32,410
- [singing scales]
- [screeching scales]
299
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:36,074
- Higher.
[singing scales]
300
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,730
- [singing random notes]
301
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,246
- If I could do Sinatra,
we could bring the Rat Pack
302
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,819
back right now.
303
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,336
- Come on now. Come on now.
- Okay. Yeah.
304
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:45,469
- You know
what I'm talkin' about.
305
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,389
Now that's bananas, dawg.
306
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:55,789
If you do that,
Sammy'll give you the role.
307
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,309
That's good, Kev, that's good.
308
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,273
Yes, Kevin, yes!
309
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,226
Yeah, brother,
you're takin' it to the next
310
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,491
Sammy Davis level.
311
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,674
You did great work, Sammy.
312
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,980
Whoa, whoa, did you hear that?
313
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,146
- Hey--
- Freudian slip.
314
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:14,801
You were so good today
I called you Sammy.
315
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,545
- Hey, I feel like I knocked it
out the park.
316
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,236
- This is yours.
- I feel like it is.
317
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,203
- If you want it, Kevin,
it's yours.
318
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,720
You were brilliant.
319
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,814
- Thank you, man, thank you.
I'm serious. Thank you.
320
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,953
You know, I don't care
what people say about Arsenio.
321
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,205
I like him.
322
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,817
Hey, Eddie,
you better watch out, man.
323
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,778
I'm about to steal
your best friend.
324
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:30,816
Ohhh!
325
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,336
Left my keys.
326
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,955
Hey, Arsenio!
327
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,425
- ALL: [laughing]
328
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:40,915
- Talk about a screen test,
he need a drug test, right?
329
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,178
That was so crazy!
330
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,400
- I thought that you were gonna
hear me laughing
331
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,098
through the door.
332
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,266
♪ He can take the sunshine
and sprinkle it with doo-doo ♪
333
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,193
- ALL: [laughing]
334
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:51,278
- Sammy would love that joke.
335
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,616
Sammy's like--
336
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:56,185
- What the [bleep]
is goin' on here?
337
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,544
- So, here's what's goin' on.
338
00:11:57,673 --> 00:12:00,943
Sammy Davis Jr.
told me to my face, on my show,
339
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,498
that he would always
have my back,
340
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,684
that he would always
be there for me.
341
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,161
Well, I'm returnin' the favor,
Sammy.
342
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,731
You didn't think I was gonna let
the sweat from a baboon's balls
343
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:13,519
ruin a national treasure
like Sammy.
344
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,465
- If I had any type
of confidence or self-esteem,
345
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:18,134
I'd come over there
and kick your ass.
346
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,299
[in squeaky voice] But you
have taken what I have left.
347
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:23,697
- [playing piano keys randomly]
348
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,920
- [sobbing]
349
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,055
- That was the first thing
he's done in key the whole week.
350
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,096
- [repeats random piano keys]
351
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,360
- That's the first--
352
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,932
- ALL: [laughing]
353
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,852
- Yes, I'm gonna wash your car.
All right.
354
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,667
Bye, Mama, love you, too.
355
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,716
Who here?
356
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:49,288
- KEVIN: [singing notes]
357
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,120
- What the hell?
358
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,468
- [tapping shoes]
359
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,817
- Aw, come on, Kevin.
360
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,428
- Who the [bleep] is Kevin?
- You.
361
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:59,128
- No, I'm Sammy Davis Jr.
362
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:01,036
- Kevin, what's wrong
with you, man?
363
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,301
- [grunting]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
364
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,703
- Ah!
365
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,386
- Look, do not shoot my suit.
366
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,534
You aim for the head.
367
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,396
- Shut up, Jackie.
368
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:10,957
It ain't even loaded, okay?
369
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,754
- [gun clicking]
- See that?
370
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,359
I'm outta bullets.
- All right.
371
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,010
- Just like I'm outta hope.
372
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,674
- You almost scared me
for a minute, boy.
373
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,669
- What the [bleep]
are you wearing?
374
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,450
- Oh, this is called success.
375
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,594
And if you want any of it,
you'll come with me.
376
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,938
- Success--
377
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:33,994
seven letters
that can make or break you.
378
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,857
See, early on, I realized
that in order to be
379
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,040
truly successful--
- [slurping drink]
380
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:43,126
- --I had to understand
what I was truly worth.
381
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,607
- Why is he only talkin'
about his damn self?
382
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:46,907
- Just listen, Kevin, okay?
383
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,053
- 'Cause I'm the most
successful person I know.
384
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,526
What about you, Kevin?
- [slurping drink]
385
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,956
- You don't need that flask,
Kevin.
386
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,664
You need a hug.
- Naw.
387
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,271
- Hey, in order to heal,
you gotta deal.
388
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,881
Come on, stand up.
- Go give him a hug.
389
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,882
- Ma'am, can you grab
that flask?
390
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,754
- Touch that flask,
I'll bust your ass.
391
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,670
- Stand up. Give me a hug.
- Here, man.
392
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,112
- Come on, give me a hug.
393
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,848
Come on, man.
- Hey, what you doin'?
394
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,239
Hey, man! Come on, man!
395
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,502
Come on, Jackie.
396
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:16,074
- Kevin, you can be me.
397
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,863
I want you to imagine
that you're tall, okay?
398
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,508
That you're good looking,
all right?
399
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:23,042
That you're married to the most
beautiful woman in the world--
400
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,686
Salli.
401
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,470
- I imagined that.
- Okay, shut up.
402
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,954
Now how do you feel?
403
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,744
- Good?
404
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,651
- I don't believe you.
405
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,794
Do you know why
I don't believe him?
406
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,228
Because right now he is not me.
407
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:42,006
What I want you
to understand is...
408
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:47,102
if you can be me,
you can be anything.
409
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:50,634
Kevin, I want you to be me.
- Wow. Wow.
410
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,459
- Be me right now, okay?
411
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,757
Now I want you to picture
this beautiful suit on you,
412
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,505
instead of this
ridiculous shirt.
413
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,505
Channel being me.
414
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,547
You can be me.
415
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:04,343
If you can be me,
you can be Sammy.
416
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,117
Do you see it?
417
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:09,873
Do you see it?
418
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,393
How does it feel?
419
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:14,351
- It feels good!
420
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,348
- Say it again.
421
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:16,959
- I said it feels good!
422
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,050
- And that,
ladies and gentlemen,
423
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:23,309
is the power of being Dondre.
424
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,014
- It feel good seein' myself
dressed like this,
425
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,882
wearing turtlenecks
with zippers.
426
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:32,804
It feels good bein' the guy
that lost his hair at age seven
427
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,322
and knew it would be okay.
428
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:37,545
Oh, it feels good bein' married
to a beautiful woman and
429
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:40,715
havin' people look at me goin',
"Huh? Why's she with him?"
430
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,552
And me goin', "Mm-huh?"
431
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,640
I feel good beein' a guy that
disappeared from TV for 20 years
432
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:48,340
and still walks out on the
street and says, "Look at me!"
433
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,299
It feels so good knowin'--
- We're gonna take a--
434
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:51,727
- [muffled]
435
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,083
- Let's take lunch and we'll be
right back, all right?
436
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,563
- KEVIN: A penis
don't mean nothin'
437
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,352
as long as you can be me!
438
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:57,607
- Keep goin', Kevin.
439
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,089
- I got a little [bleep],
and I still feel good.
440
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,049
- That's
what I'm talkin' about.
441
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,007
- ♪
442
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,010
- Here he comes.
- How you doin', boy?
443
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,361
- Hey, Kevin, how's it goin'?
444
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,840
- It was weird.
445
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,230
But it wasn't, but it was.
446
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,283
Like I went in there,
I pictured that I was you,
447
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,189
and it went great,
like it went great.
448
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,464
But it was weird, you know?
449
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,366
- Why is that weird?
- WAYNE: [laughing]
450
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,851
Hey.
451
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,071
'70s Sammy. Bad choice.
452
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,811
- Untalented Sammy.
453
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,644
Didn't have a choice.
454
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,382
- Hold zoning.
455
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,823
- Do you really think so,
Kevin?
456
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,908
- I was hopin' you'd do some
dumb [bleep] like that, Wayne.
457
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:41,963
- All right, come on, guys.
458
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,128
Sammy was a peaceful man.
Come on.
459
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:48,011
- [gunfight harmonica music]
460
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,882
- [spits]
461
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,233
- [blows air]
462
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:01,244
- [gunfight music continues]
463
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,375
- [slobbering on fingers]
464
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:18,561
[blowing air]
465
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,219
- [Michael Jackson's
"Billie Jean" music intro]
466
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,892
- I only got the one dance.
I don't know--
467
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,718
- Just dance.
468
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,586
- I don't even know why you
guys are doing any of this.
469
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,677
- Do a circle, do a circle,
do a circle, Kevin, do a circle.
470
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:50,767
Ah, I'm not a bandit.
471
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,375
- I got you. I got you.
472
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,936
- It burns, Jackie! He got me!
- Give me these damn guns.
473
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:55,904
Get up, Kevin.
474
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:56,951
- KEVIN: He shot me!
475
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,286
[screaming]
476
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,115
- Nobody shot you. Get up!
477
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,393
The damn guns
aren't even loaded.
478
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:03,596
- [gunshots firing]
- ALL: [screaming]
479
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,214
- Oh [bleep]!
480
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,645
- Are you all
outta your [bleep] minds?
481
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,351
- It's him. He started it.
482
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,348
- Yeah, I was gonna finish it,
too, Wayne.
483
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,179
- TRINA: Both of you stop it!
484
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,047
It's over.
It's done.
485
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,749
Neither of you
even got the part.
486
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,046
- KEVIN AND WAYNE: What?
487
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,492
- They decided to go
with another client of mine.
488
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:18,308
- Who?
489
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,795
- They're talkin' about me, man.
490
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:21,795
- Tommy?
491
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:22,966
- In livin' color.
492
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,762
Hey, what's up, guys?
493
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:25,756
- Kev's in the house.
494
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,317
Nice little ensemble.
495
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:28,504
Do you know why you guys
didn't get the part?
496
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,239
Because you two have
the talent...
497
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,020
♪ Of a crock of kangaroos
498
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,025
♪ The Candy Man
499
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,587
♪ Sha-boing boing boing ♪
500
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,505
- Gimme my gun.
- That made no [bleep] sense.
501
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,081
- Get away! Get away!
- [gunshots firing]
502
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,248
- [tape rewinding]
503
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,555
- AUDIENCE:
[cheering, applauding]
504
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:47,340
- ARSENIO: Thank you.
505
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,956
- SAMMY DAVIS JR.: Before you
go any further, I say this...
506
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,567
to you on a one-to-one basis.
507
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:58,658
If you ever need me, you got me,
for the rest of my life,
508
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,229
and that the reason
why I wanted to do this song
509
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,576
because I didn't want
somebody to say,
510
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,746
"Well, when you were on
' Johnny Carson,' you sang.
511
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,232
How come you didn't sing
on Arsenio's show?"
512
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:10,803
- AUDIENCE: [applauding]
513
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:14,282
- Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Sammy Davis Jr.
514
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,024
- AUDIENCE: [cheering,
applauding]
515
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,204
- ARSENIO: Thank you.
516
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:23,989
- ♪
517
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,438
- [crowd cheering]
- [heart beating]
518
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,829
- ♪
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