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Previously on "Real Husbands
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of Hollywood..."
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Tisha Campbell-Martin, you're
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under arrest for real estate
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fraud and tax evasion.
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This is all stemming from an
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ongoing investigation into the
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Church of the BUTIFUL,
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headed up by Duane Martin.
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What?
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Crazy, right?
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What? What? What?!
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I'll wait for you!
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Look, Kev, we've been dating.
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May he love you better
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than I ever did.
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Told you I'd wait for you,
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baby.
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♪ This is the life
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♪ Look at the life
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♪ This is the city
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♪ Where we party every night
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♪ Every night
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♪ We do it big
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♪ Diamonds and gold
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♪ Welcome to Hollywood ♪
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[doorbell rings]
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♪
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[doorbell rings]
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I'm coming!
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♪ Yeah
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Hey, Kev.
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Duane, what the hell are you
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doing here, man?
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It's 4:30 in the morning.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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They let Tisha out of jail.
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Then she kicked me the [bleep]
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out.
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What's that got to do with
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me, Duane?
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Well, I was just hoping that
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I could stay with my best
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friend, man.
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You know, Kev, you're the only
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person that I came to about
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this.
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Hey, Nicole.
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Tisha kicked me out.
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I need a place to stay.
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Nelly.
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I need a place--
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Hey, Nick, listen, I need--
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Mama!
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Duane...
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do I look like I put the "W"
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in stupid?
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Hm?
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What the hell?
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Duane.
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Huh?
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How the hell-- Yo, why is all
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this luggage in here?
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Oh, that's my toiletries.
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Hey, Kev, thank you for letting
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me crash, man.
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Really appreciate it.
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I'm not letting you crash
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here, Duane, so I don't know
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where you got that idea--
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Is that chili, man?
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Yeah.
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Oh, wanna try it?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God, that's good.
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That's really good.
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I see why Tisha got so big.
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Wait till you see breakfast.
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No, no, there ain't going to
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be no breakfast, man.
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I don't hang out with thieves,
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Duane, sorry.
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Okay, first of all, Kevin,
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I didn't steal anything.
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Oh, stop it.
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But, look...
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All I did was I got some
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investors interested in backing
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Boris' church.
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Then all of a sudden, the Feds
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starting coming around
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and claiming embezzlement,
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tax evasion, racketeering.
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The bizarre thing about all of
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this is that all of the
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paperwork was in Tisha's name.
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Actually, everything is in
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Tisha's name.
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Car, house, gym membership.
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But I'm the only one who use
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that.
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Great chili, [bleep]-up
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story.
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You gotta go, Duane.
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I'm sorry, you gotta go.
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Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
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Duane.
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[sighs]
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Oh, come on.
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I got no place to go, Kev.
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Okay, just stop it, okay?
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You know where you can go?
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To the front desk,
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and you can go get you a room.
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Tisha took my allowance.
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What-- what do you want
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from me?
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[doorbell rings]
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Huh?
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Oh, if you don't mind,
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I invited some people over.
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I'm-- I'm sorry, what?
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I invited some people over.
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Is it cool?!
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You invited people to my house
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at 4:30 in the morning, man?
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God.
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Good morning, Mr. Hart.
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Are you ready for your
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massage therapy?
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Yeah.
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Uh, if you go right, uh, uh,
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straight back.
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Just go straight into the back.
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To the deep end?
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Yeah.
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[clearing throat]
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You got two days,
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one for each girl,
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and then you're gone.
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That's all I ask for.
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A couple of days, brother.
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Y'all, I'll be eating
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your chili.
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♪ Oh many times I called
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♪ You ignored me
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♪ Now you're talking I'm sorry
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♪ Got my things and I'm gone
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♪ Uh-oh uh-oh
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♪ Many times I...
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Well, this track is fire,
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Bridgette.
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We gonna win with this one.
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I don't know.
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I don't know if I can do it.
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I mean--
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Stop, stop, yes you can.
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You can do this.
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And just like Mariah, Whitney,
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and all them when they got
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started, you just laying
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foundation.
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That's all.
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I wrote this song just for you.
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You hear me?
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Mm.
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My little songbird.
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[chuckling]
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Oh.
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You know what I love
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about you?
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What's that?
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You believe in me.
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Mm.
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You know what I love about you?
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What?
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Your big ol'...
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personality.
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Yo, this has been, like, one of
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the coolest relationships
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I ever had.
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No expectations, she do her
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thing, I do my thing.
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I could get used to this.
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This relationship is amazing.
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Much better than the one I had
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with Mighty Mouse.
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I'm into him and he's into me.
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So, this is what monogamy
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feels like.
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I could get used to this.
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♪
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Good afternoon, Mr. Hart.
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Would you care for orange juice
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or coffee?
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Who the hell are you,
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and where's Peaches and Cream?
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Peaches and Cream send their
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regrets, sir.
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They had another appointment.
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Duane!
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There's an old white man
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in my room!
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That's Colman,
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your new butler.
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Okay, this is weird, man.
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You got to go.
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Very good, sir.
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I will await you in the bath.
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You don't have to follow me,
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man.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey... Shake.
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What's going on?
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Why are these people in my
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house?
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We were waiting for you,
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Kev.
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I've been wanting to introduce
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you to Team Hart.
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What?
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This is your script reader.
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She found all of Tom Cruise's
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movies, the ones that worked.
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This is your new assistant.
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Hey.
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Okay?
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This is your new chef.
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Okay.
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All right, this is your
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trainer.
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And this is your new security.
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Shake, come here.
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'Cause I feel like I met
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everybody.
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Is there a way where we can
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possibly get these people the
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[bleep] out of my house?
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Ah, come on, Kevin.
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It's too early.
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Are you serious?
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Yes, I'm serious.
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I don't want strangers in my
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home.
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Do you understand what's
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happening right here?
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This is Team Hart.
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You need a team to get where
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you're going, man.
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Kevin, I don't want you to think
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of Kevin Hart as only
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just a brand.
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I want you to think of yourself
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as a franchise, right?
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Like Hartbucks.
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Or Wal-Hart.
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All right, okay.
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You ready for this one?
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HartDonald's.
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That hit me.
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Huh?
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That hit me.
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I knew it.
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That hit me.
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HartDonald's.
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No, that's good,
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I like McDonald's.
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Home of the Little Mac?
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Okay, all right.
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You got my attention.
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Duane is good.
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He's so good.
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I need you to hurry up
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and get dressed.
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We got a meeting at Sony.
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You're at the top of the list
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for "Iron Man."
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Cheadle's out?
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Downey.
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What?
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Huh?
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Wait a minute.
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Hold on.
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You can thank me later.
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Wait a minute.
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Downey?
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Yes.
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Did I earn my rent now?
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Look at my face.
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You--
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Watch it.
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We need your face right.
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♪
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Kevin Hart's room, please.
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No, I don't know his alias.
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Honey, honey, honey!
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Honey, I need to talk to you--
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Oh!
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00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,144
Baby, I need to talk to you!
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Hey, hey, hey, listen.
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What, Kevin, what?!
302
00:07:09,724 --> 00:07:10,554
Hey, listen, Tisha, stop.
303
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We're working right now.
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We don't have the time.
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Kevin, move, okay?
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I need to talk to my husband.
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Tisha, listen, what you gonna
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do is talk to me.
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You got to talk to me.
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Talk to you about what?
311
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Talk to me.
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Reality is that's not your
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husband no more.
314
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You fired him, I hired him,
315
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baby.
316
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Look, I don't have time for
317
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your little games, okay?
318
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So [bleep] off, you little
319
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[bleep].
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We're done here, let's go.
321
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Baby, I need to talk to you!
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Let's go, guys, let's go.
323
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Babe! Babe, please!
324
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Please come home!
325
00:07:29,551 --> 00:07:31,381
I can't find the kids' school.
326
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I can't find the kids.
327
00:07:33,068 --> 00:07:33,758
Tisha!
328
00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:34,408
What?!
329
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First of all,
330
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you're a bad parent.
331
00:07:36,103 --> 00:07:37,003
Let's just throw that out there.
332
00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,620
I'm not denying that!
333
00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,000
Okay, second of all,
334
00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,380
he wants a test.
335
00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:42,029
A what?
336
00:07:42,034 --> 00:07:42,834
I don't know if those babies
337
00:07:42,827 --> 00:07:43,377
are his?
338
00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,029
W-- What?
339
00:07:44,034 --> 00:07:44,764
Yeah, yeah, I never said
340
00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:45,518
anything to you, but they don't
341
00:07:45,517 --> 00:07:46,027
look like him.
342
00:07:46,034 --> 00:07:46,864
Let's just nip that in the bud
343
00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:47,522
right now.
344
00:07:47,517 --> 00:07:48,167
Oh, my God!
345
00:07:48,172 --> 00:07:49,142
Last but not least, you gave
346
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him up, he belongs to me.
347
00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:52,103
He belongs to who?
348
00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:52,903
I didn't want to do this, but
349
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you left me no choice.
350
00:07:53,551 --> 00:07:54,281
Fellas.
351
00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:55,475
Babe, you're gonna--
352
00:07:55,482 --> 00:07:56,212
Get rid of it.
353
00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:57,136
Get rid of who?
354
00:07:57,137 --> 00:07:58,997
Who-- Who is he talking about?
355
00:07:59,000 --> 00:07:59,790
Wait!
356
00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:00,763
Get off me! Get off!
357
00:08:00,758 --> 00:08:04,028
Duane!
358
00:08:04,034 --> 00:08:05,484
♪ I'm sorry baby
359
00:08:05,482 --> 00:08:06,692
♪ Don't you know
360
00:08:06,689 --> 00:08:08,279
♪ I've had enough
361
00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:09,715
♪ Miss me with
362
00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,314
♪ I'm sorry baby
363
00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:14,000
♪ I'm sorry is not enough
364
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:14,500
♪ Not enough
365
00:08:14,499 --> 00:08:17,449
♪ Many times I called
366
00:08:17,448 --> 00:08:18,788
♪ You ignored me
367
00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:20,033
♪ Now you're talking
368
00:08:20,034 --> 00:08:20,574
♪ I'm sorry
369
00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:23,208
I'm feeling this.
370
00:08:23,206 --> 00:08:23,896
You like that?
371
00:08:23,896 --> 00:08:24,546
I do.
372
00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:25,551
This turned out dope.
373
00:08:25,551 --> 00:08:26,211
You like that take?
374
00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:26,896
Yeah.
375
00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:27,546
Mm-hmm.
376
00:08:27,551 --> 00:08:28,341
It was good. It was--
377
00:08:28,344 --> 00:08:29,314
It was really good.
378
00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:30,550
Ooh, girl, you sang that!
379
00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,381
Thanks, Tamar.
380
00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:32,099
I was just doing what you told
381
00:08:32,103 --> 00:08:32,723
me to do.
382
00:08:32,724 --> 00:08:33,694
I ain't tell you to try to
383
00:08:33,689 --> 00:08:35,759
sing better than me though.
384
00:08:35,758 --> 00:08:37,998
Wow, you sound amazing.
385
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,760
Thank you.
386
00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:39,408
That means a lot.
387
00:08:39,413 --> 00:08:40,073
I'm a fan.
388
00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:41,718
Oh, thank you.
389
00:08:41,724 --> 00:08:42,484
Nelly.
390
00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:43,142
Hey.
391
00:08:43,137 --> 00:08:43,827
Let's keep in touch.
392
00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:44,477
All right.
393
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,342
All right, thanks.
394
00:08:45,344 --> 00:08:46,104
No problem.
395
00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:47,763
Nice to meet you.
396
00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:48,898
Tamar, let's hang out some
397
00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,096
time, girlfriend.
398
00:08:50,103 --> 00:08:50,793
Um, all right.
399
00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:51,483
You really think that she
400
00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:52,102
meant what she said?
401
00:08:52,103 --> 00:08:53,213
Oh, she loved it.
402
00:08:53,206 --> 00:08:53,896
All right?
403
00:08:53,896 --> 00:08:55,096
We sold her the song!
404
00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:57,593
Yes.
405
00:08:57,586 --> 00:08:58,406
What song?
406
00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,483
The song you just sang
407
00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:00,692
the hell out of.
408
00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:02,029
You-- You don't remember me
409
00:09:02,034 --> 00:09:03,794
telling you-- That's Elle.
410
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:04,593
You know, I been trying to
411
00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,716
sell her a song since she was
412
00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:06,864
nominated for a Grammy.
413
00:09:06,862 --> 00:09:07,902
And we did it today, baby!
414
00:09:07,896 --> 00:09:08,996
Yeah, wait, wait, but my
415
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:09,660
song?
416
00:09:09,655 --> 00:09:10,335
The one you wrote for me?
417
00:09:10,344 --> 00:09:11,624
'Cause you told me I was the
418
00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:12,620
only one who could sing that
419
00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,280
song, Nelly.
420
00:09:13,275 --> 00:09:14,165
Yeah...
421
00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:15,722
Ooh, Nelly, you tried it
422
00:09:15,724 --> 00:09:16,484
like that.
423
00:09:16,482 --> 00:09:17,142
Didn't he though?
424
00:09:17,137 --> 00:09:17,827
Yes!
425
00:09:17,827 --> 00:09:18,477
Excuse me, listen.
426
00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:19,172
Don't worry about that, B.
427
00:09:19,172 --> 00:09:20,102
I got a thousand songs
428
00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:20,793
you can sing.
429
00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:21,693
We'll cut another one tomorrow.
430
00:09:21,689 --> 00:09:22,719
Yeah, but you wrote that one
431
00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:23,384
for me.
432
00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:24,099
Ooh, baby, let me tell you
433
00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:24,723
something, girl.
434
00:09:24,724 --> 00:09:25,384
Don't fall for that.
435
00:09:25,379 --> 00:09:26,029
That ain't Babyface, okay?
436
00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:27,104
And you ain't Toni.
437
00:09:27,103 --> 00:09:28,283
And you a rapper, though,
438
00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:28,995
okay?
439
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,310
You're not a songwriter.
440
00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:31,240
Okay, look, Tamar.
441
00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:32,971
Can I please have a moment with
442
00:09:32,965 --> 00:09:33,965
Bridgette, please?
443
00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:34,965
Sure.
444
00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:35,615
But girl, let me tell you
445
00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:36,280
something.
446
00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:38,095
You better watch your song.
447
00:09:38,103 --> 00:09:39,523
And get your life.
448
00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:40,337
How about you just
449
00:09:40,344 --> 00:09:41,284
get the door?
450
00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:42,235
How about you have several
451
00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:42,931
seats?
452
00:09:42,931 --> 00:09:43,591
All right.
453
00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:44,996
And give Inspector Gadget back
454
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:45,690
his hat.
455
00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:46,899
Listen.
456
00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:47,826
Don't be like that.
457
00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:48,997
She has no family values.
458
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:49,690
All right?
459
00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:50,829
We said we was gonna keep it
460
00:09:50,827 --> 00:09:51,477
100.
461
00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:52,212
I could have went behind your
462
00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:53,336
back, but that's what we're
463
00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:54,004
doing.
464
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,690
We're keeping it true,
465
00:09:54,689 --> 00:09:55,339
all right?
466
00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:56,524
Right?
467
00:09:56,517 --> 00:09:57,337
Yeah.
468
00:09:57,344 --> 00:09:59,004
That's what we're doing.
469
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,790
Oh, Imma keep it 100, all right.
470
00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:02,413
Nelly got 99 problems and this
471
00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:04,313
[bleep] is two.
472
00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:08,280
♪
473
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,305
Good afternoon, Mr. Hart.
474
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,000
Hey, Colman.
475
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,140
Your regular.
476
00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:13,997
Brown liquor on the rocks.
477
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,860
Oh, you know how I like it.
478
00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:17,002
Colman, I'm tired, man.
479
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:17,860
Is that bed ready?
480
00:10:17,862 --> 00:10:19,172
I'd say so, sir.
481
00:10:19,172 --> 00:10:20,622
Peaches and Cream are in
482
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,930
position.
483
00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,591
With their massage table.
484
00:10:23,586 --> 00:10:24,406
Hello.
485
00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:25,793
Okay, then call me back when
486
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,523
you get it right.
487
00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:28,657
Who was that?
488
00:10:28,655 --> 00:10:29,895
Some small-time insurance
489
00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:30,856
company.
490
00:10:30,862 --> 00:10:32,412
Wants you to replace a damn duck
491
00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:33,973
as their spokesperson.
492
00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:36,135
I told them we need $3 million
493
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:37,657
or they can duck off.
494
00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:38,995
Well, did you-- did you call
495
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,720
my agent?
496
00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:40,724
Come on, man, who needs a
497
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:41,484
stinking agent?
498
00:10:41,482 --> 00:10:43,002
We can keep that 10% in house.
499
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,030
What do you mean we?
500
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,724
Okay, Shake, you know what?
501
00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:47,794
After I get my massage, man, you
502
00:10:47,793 --> 00:10:48,793
and I, we're might have to have
503
00:10:48,793 --> 00:10:49,973
us a talk, okay?
504
00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:51,615
Oh, I sent the girls home.
505
00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:52,690
I'm sorry, you did what?
506
00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:53,659
I sent them home.
507
00:10:53,655 --> 00:10:55,065
You sent the girls--
508
00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:57,028
I was not aware of this, sir.
509
00:10:57,034 --> 00:10:58,004
Shall I retrieve
510
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,070
the young ladies?
511
00:10:59,068 --> 00:10:59,858
You damn right you should
512
00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:00,592
retrieve the young ladies.
513
00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:01,546
Colman, don't move.
514
00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:03,001
Colman, move.
515
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,900
No.
516
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:04,786
Yes.
517
00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:05,453
No.
518
00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:06,098
Go.
519
00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:07,343
Look, Kev, we need you to
520
00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:08,034
focus, man.
521
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,314
We have our second meeting with
522
00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:10,170
"Iron Man" tomorrow.
523
00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:11,002
Do you understand what this can
524
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:11,690
mean to us?
525
00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:12,339
Yes, yes.
526
00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:13,384
We're talking sequels, Kev.
527
00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:14,239
No, you're right.
528
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,721
You're 100% right.
529
00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:16,664
You know what?
530
00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:18,135
Colman, do me a favor.
531
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,097
Prepare me the same steak
532
00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:19,903
he has, man.
533
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,756
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Kev.
534
00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:22,518
What is going on?
535
00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:23,377
How are you going to be Iron
536
00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:24,759
Man with a Doughboy body?
537
00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:25,408
Hm?
538
00:11:25,413 --> 00:11:26,143
You're juicing.
539
00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,207
I'm not juicing, man.
540
00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:28,166
I want a damn steak,
541
00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:29,002
and you know what?
542
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,590
Colman, you call Peaches
543
00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:31,686
and Cream right now.
544
00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:33,519
So you can sweat it off, sir?
545
00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:36,787
They are quite athletic.
546
00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:40,623
Oh, you give him a raise.
547
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:43,900
Now!
548
00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:48,786
♪
549
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:50,073
Yeah, this is the fight
550
00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:51,168
of the year, now.
551
00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:52,032
Y'all get ready.
552
00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:53,034
Matter of fact, yo,
553
00:11:53,034 --> 00:11:53,724
I'll tell you what.
554
00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:54,454
All y'all running your mouth,
555
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:55,208
put your money where your mouth
556
00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:55,716
is.
557
00:11:55,724 --> 00:11:56,384
Right here, come on.
558
00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:58,069
Let me have it.
559
00:11:58,068 --> 00:11:59,968
Oh, ain't no rent getting paid
560
00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:00,685
by you.
561
00:12:00,689 --> 00:12:02,519
Kiss it goodbye. Ha.
562
00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:03,967
Hey.
563
00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:05,025
Oh, you scared me!
564
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:05,794
Oh, yeah?
565
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,523
Does that mean I can't have
566
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,517
a kiss?
567
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,097
Mm.
568
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,243
Whoo.
569
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:11,001
Let me get some of this chicken.
570
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,660
What are you doing?
571
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:12,545
I got you.
572
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:13,721
You got me?
573
00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:15,004
Oh.
574
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,310
That's what I'm talking about.
575
00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:17,590
I told the fellas you weren't
576
00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:18,686
going to be tripping about no
577
00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:19,449
damn song.
578
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,618
Boy, please, I'm not even
579
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,140
thinking about that old song.
580
00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:23,997
But they did tell me...
581
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,830
You could always make me
582
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,477
laugh, Kevin.
583
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:27,862
Okay.
584
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:28,762
I expected her to blow up
585
00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:29,618
just now.
586
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:31,380
That's a big difference
587
00:12:31,379 --> 00:12:32,379
right there.
588
00:12:32,379 --> 00:12:33,029
I'm glad--
589
00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:34,764
[explosion]
590
00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:36,618
No, no!
591
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:40,380
[Kevin screaming]
592
00:12:40,379 --> 00:12:43,719
Hey, Muja, try some of this
593
00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:47,724
chicken, my brother.
594
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:48,524
That's good.
595
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:49,167
Yeah?
596
00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:49,902
Let me keep it.
597
00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:50,716
No, no, no, no, no.
598
00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:51,384
It's cool.
599
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,139
You gotta get your own.
600
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,027
Told you the boys had you
601
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:58,384
read wrong.
602
00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:01,519
The luckiest man in the world.
603
00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:03,687
♪ I want you all baby
604
00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:04,619
♪ Don't you know
605
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,720
♪ I've had enough
606
00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:11,214
♪ Uh-oh
607
00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:16,236
[no audio]
608
00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:19,481
Make yourselves a plate, fellas.
609
00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:22,832
♪
610
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:27,407
Whoo-ooh!
611
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,413
Unh, unh, unh, unh.
612
00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:31,003
I trust your audition went
613
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,170
well, Mr. Stark.
614
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:33,482
Colman, "went well" is an
615
00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:34,142
understatement.
616
00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:35,337
I killed it, you hear me?
617
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:36,664
Nailed it, Colman.
618
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:37,895
Do you know how big this is?
619
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:39,716
To have a black superhero?
620
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:40,904
This is huge.
621
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:41,826
They already fit me for my arc
622
00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:42,967
reactor.
623
00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:45,025
Oh, quite impressive, sir.
624
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:46,384
Just don't fly away before
625
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:47,029
dinner.
626
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:47,974
What?
627
00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,375
It's not real, man.
628
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:50,619
Apparently neither was my
629
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,310
attempt at sarcasm, sir.
630
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,550
I don't get it.
631
00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:54,621
Yeah, well, when you're ready
632
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,070
to sit down and talk for real,
633
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:56,758
call us.
634
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,758
Until then, don't!
635
00:13:58,758 --> 00:13:59,658
Dude, I think I really
636
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:01,545
killed that audition.
637
00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:02,521
I know you killed it.
638
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:03,207
That was the studio on the
639
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:04,376
phone.
640
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,069
I'm sorry-- I'm sorry, what?
641
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:06,828
You was just yelling at the
642
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:07,477
studio like that?
643
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:08,142
Yeah.
644
00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:09,617
They tried to lowball us, man.
645
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:10,790
I told them I had to be
646
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:11,593
executive producer.
647
00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:12,656
If I'm not executive producer,
648
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:14,475
we're not doing it.
649
00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:15,902
What did you say?
650
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,066
What did you just say just now?
651
00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:17,928
What did--
652
00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:18,661
What are you talking about?
653
00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:19,755
Kev, I'm saving you money, man.
654
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:20,758
This is how you get the
655
00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:21,998
production to pay for your
656
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,660
manager.
657
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:23,995
It's done all the time.
658
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,790
Dave Becky is my manager.
659
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:26,693
Ex-manager.
660
00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:27,309
What?
661
00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:29,100
I fired him this morning.
662
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:31,283
Look, Kev, we can take that 15%
663
00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:32,855
and keep it in house!
664
00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:34,002
Are you kidding me?
665
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,520
Look, I know you don't know what
666
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,687
to say right now, but you can
667
00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:37,339
thank me later.
668
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,034
As a matter of fact, I'm going
669
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:39,974
to go fire the publicist
670
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,615
because I'm the one that got you
671
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:42,590
the cover of "Ebony."
672
00:14:42,586 --> 00:14:44,206
We can take that five percent
673
00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:47,926
and keep that in house!
674
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:52,621
We don't need these people.
675
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,690
Okay, it's time to get rid
676
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:55,719
of Duane.
677
00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:59,314
Might as well keep that 90%
678
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:04,550
in house.
679
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:07,861
♪
680
00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:09,002
Come on, man, let everybody
681
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:09,690
out.
682
00:15:09,689 --> 00:15:10,859
God, you're just on my back
683
00:15:10,862 --> 00:15:12,142
like that.
684
00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:13,067
Yo, that's it, man.
685
00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:13,758
One more person--
686
00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:14,718
Oh.
687
00:15:14,724 --> 00:15:15,794
What's up, baby?
688
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:16,693
You was about to get worked.
689
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:17,339
Oh, man.
690
00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:18,004
Come on, man.
691
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,030
What's up with you?
692
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:19,904
Oh, about to check in, you
693
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,276
know, law low for a few days.
694
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:22,025
Bridgette tried to kill you,
695
00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:22,624
didn't she?
696
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,280
How do you know?
697
00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:23,995
She told you?
698
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,620
You was there.
699
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:25,310
Why didn't you tell me?
700
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,000
What you mean?
701
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:26,620
I did tell you.
702
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:27,310
You don't listen, that's
703
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,000
your problem.
704
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:28,760
Thought y'all was a couple of
705
00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:29,308
freaks.
706
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:30,000
We wasn't no freak.
707
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,760
I was running for my damn life.
708
00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:31,758
What'd she do, cut your brakes?
709
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:32,378
Hm-mm.
710
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:33,029
Glass in your cereal?
711
00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:33,724
Mm.
712
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,484
Dynamite candle?
713
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:36,242
Yeah, she stole that one from
714
00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:37,001
the Roadrunner.
715
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,070
And just like the Roadrunner,
716
00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:39,208
she won't quit it.
717
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,336
I suggest you watch your back,
718
00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:41,004
boy.
719
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,860
I ain't worried about it.
720
00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:42,792
St. Louis, baby. I got this.
721
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,173
I heard that, all right.
722
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:44,862
Hey, what's up, Bridgette?
723
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:47,692
Ooh!
724
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:48,899
Meep meep!
725
00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:50,786
That's not funny!
726
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,793
Mitch.
727
00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:54,593
I didn't mention the Acme safe.
728
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,276
I didn't want to scare him.
729
00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:58,095
Ahh!
730
00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:00,243
Meep meep!
731
00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:01,101
Okay.
732
00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:02,453
Here we go.
733
00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:03,788
Why am I here, Kevin?
734
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:05,413
Hey, Tish, listen.
735
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:06,383
I want to talk to you
736
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,689
about our situation.
737
00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:08,449
Situation?
738
00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:09,408
First of all, what you and
739
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:10,383
Duane have is special.
740
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:11,239
Let's just get that out the way.
741
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,211
Stop.
742
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,206
You trying to pass Shake
743
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:14,966
back on to me?
744
00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:15,785
Tisha--
745
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:16,693
So now you want to get rid of
746
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,379
his sneaky, trifling,
747
00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:19,789
interfering ass.
748
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,003
Well, guess what, Kevin.
749
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,140
The police called.
750
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,237
They found my kids.
751
00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:23,971
What?
752
00:16:23,965 --> 00:16:24,925
And I'm making his mama
753
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:25,721
babysit too.
754
00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:27,004
I don't need his ass.
755
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,790
Okay, Tisha.
756
00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:28,763
I don't need him.
757
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:29,408
Tisha, listen.
758
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:30,103
You need to come get him!
759
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:31,593
He's ruining my life.
760
00:16:31,586 --> 00:16:32,896
My career is falling apart
761
00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:33,716
because of him.
762
00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:35,004
I see why your career fell off.
763
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,760
What?
764
00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:36,898
At one point, you were the
765
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,376
top grossing female on
766
00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:39,029
television.
767
00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:40,344
And now that's gone.
768
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:41,004
I know why.
769
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,690
'Cause he's feeding you.
770
00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:42,339
You got big.
771
00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:43,864
And look at your-- Tisha.
772
00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:44,552
Tisha.
773
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:45,591
Just for that, you can keep
774
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:46,376
his ass.
775
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:47,029
No, hell, no!
776
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:47,764
Listen to me!
777
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:48,448
Uh-uh.
778
00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:50,518
No, negotiation's off the table!
779
00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:51,997
Stop it, stop it!
780
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,210
Please!
781
00:16:53,206 --> 00:16:54,136
What do you want?
782
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:55,137
I swear I'll get it.
783
00:16:55,137 --> 00:16:56,167
Okay-- Wigs.
784
00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:57,932
I'm talking about the good ones.
785
00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,311
The ones like Beyoncé, not these
786
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,550
little cheap witness-protection
787
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:01,831
ones that you wear.
788
00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:02,547
How about I make this little
789
00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:03,661
singing dream of yours a
790
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:04,545
reality?
791
00:17:04,551 --> 00:17:05,661
Put some good money into
792
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:06,685
that false career?
793
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:08,309
You can have it, Tisha.
794
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,720
Keep your money, Kevin Hart.
795
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,144
Please.
796
00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:14,447
Tisha, whatever you want.
797
00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:15,338
Anything?
798
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:16,724
Oh, God.
799
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,594
You want sex.
800
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:20,686
Oh, that was so good.
801
00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:22,829
[man groaning]
802
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:25,237
That was amazing.
803
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:27,141
Mm, that's what we needed, baby.
804
00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:28,827
Just some time alone
805
00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:30,617
away from the kids.
806
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,520
Oh, I love you.
807
00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:34,827
[crying]
808
00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:37,337
Are you-- Are you crying again?
809
00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:38,934
It's so good, Tisha.
810
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:39,901
Okay, okay, okay.
811
00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:40,756
It's so good.
812
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,718
You wanna eat, babe?
813
00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,454
Okay.
814
00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:45,928
No, no, not that!
815
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:46,691
Not again.
816
00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:48,139
I'm exhausted.
817
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:50,097
Are you kidding me?
818
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:53,343
Get away from me.
819
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:55,284
You rang, ma'am?
820
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:55,965
[sniffing]
821
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:57,475
I can, uh, I can smell
822
00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:58,762
that you two made up.
823
00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:01,408
Shut the hell up, Kevin.
824
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,453
Go make us some eggs
825
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:03,098
Benedict.
826
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:04,343
Yes.
827
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,724
And some fruit spritzers.
828
00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:06,724
No one understands you when
829
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:07,484
you're like this, honey.
830
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:08,862
And some fruit spritzers, Kevin!
831
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,312
Yes.
832
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:12,480
With the Soda Stream, Kevin.
833
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:13,282
Okay.
834
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:14,405
You little mitch!
835
00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:17,313
Yeah, he is a mitch.
836
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:19,720
Well, which one, Bridgette?
837
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:20,934
Look, girl, I'm not trying to
838
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:21,721
kill 'em.
839
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:22,694
I just want to give 'em--
840
00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:23,859
give 'em the runs a little bit,
841
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:25,072
that's all.
842
00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:27,478
Give 'em diarrhea, right?
843
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,722
Shut up, you laughing.
844
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:29,934
Hey, you really are a witch.
845
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:32,971
I'm dead serious.
846
00:18:32,965 --> 00:18:34,335
So y'all gonna hook the cable up
847
00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:35,144
tomorrow.
848
00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:36,547
Thank you.
849
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:37,621
I was just about to get your
850
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,340
Soda Stream ready.
851
00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:40,104
So, what I'm going to do is a
852
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,523
special little mix for you.
853
00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:43,407
It's apple-mango
854
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,763
and orange-pineapple.
855
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,518
I call it my suicide mix.
856
00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:47,897
[Soda Stream squirting]
857
00:18:47,896 --> 00:18:48,926
Okay, so that's going to be
858
00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:49,691
done.
859
00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:51,239
And I got your eggs.
860
00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:52,901
Ignore this green stuff on it.
861
00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:58,616
That's just for flavor.
862
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:07,970
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