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Previously on
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"Real Husbands of Hollywood"...
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[all arguing at once]
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♪ This is the life
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♪ Look at the life
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♪ This is the city where we
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♪ Party every night
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♪ We do it big
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♪ Diamonds and Gold
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♪ Welcome to Hollywood ♪
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It was a beautiful day to
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host a trunk show and who better
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to invite than a bunch of
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my sophisticated--
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I need it!
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Cut it out!
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...stylish...
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Give me the jacket!
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Security!
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Regina!
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King!
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...shopaholic girlfriends.
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When are you gonna learn
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you're not a 2 anymore?
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Well, all the zeroes
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were taken.
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All in all, things couldn't
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have been going better.
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That is until...
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Tisha Campbell-Martin?
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Yes, may I help you?
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Matt Keller, FBI.
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You're under arrest for
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real estate fraud
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and tax evasion.
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Oh, wait, no!
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You have the right
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to remain silent.
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Anything you say can and will be
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used against you in
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a court of law.
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You have a right to an attorney.
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I am her attorney.
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What is going on here?
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If you don't back up,
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I got a pair of these
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for you too.
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Oh, is that a threat?
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Is there
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a problem here, officer?
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Yeah.
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That dress is too small.
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Ooh, mall cop got a mouth!
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You need you calm down
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and you need to back off.
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You ain't my white daddy.
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You don't tell me what to do.
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I play a DA on TV, okay?
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I don't know if you recognize me
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or not.
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She is very good!
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But you need a warrant
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for this.
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We have a warrant.
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I played an attorney four
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seasons, I'll check this out.
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I'm an actual attorney
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right now, so I'll look at it.
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Thank you.
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Listen to me.
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I have played a DA as well
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and I know for a fact that it is
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unlegal to walk into a woman's
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trunk show--
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Yes!
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...and arrest her.
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Settle down and back up.
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Ah!
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Whoo!
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She busted him dead in his eye!
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That is it.
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You are all under arrest.
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Let's go.
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[all shouting at once]
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Ooh...
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Did he just knock my $125,000
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limited edition crocodile
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Birkin bag,
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that was given to me by
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Leonardo DiCaprio, on the floor?
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Ha, oh, it is on!
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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Actress Tisha Campbell-Martin
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and five unidentified women have
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been arrested today at STUV
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restaurant in Hollywood.
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Now this is all stemming from an
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ongoing investigation into
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the church of the BUTIFUL,
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headed up by model/actor
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turned spiritual
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guru Boris Cujo--
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Kodjoe!
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Kodjoe.
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And financial advisor
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Duane Martin.
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Now according to authorities--
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What did Duane do?
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...Kodjoe has left
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the country and Martin is
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unavailable for comment.
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What kind of moonshine were
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you serving, Tisha?
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No.
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I'm not taking responsibility
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for that.
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Learn how to hold your liquor,
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Lindsay Lohan.
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So what did Boris say?
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Not much of anything.
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He's on a silent retreat
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in Tibet.
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Now that's the stupidest
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[beep] I ever heard.
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What kind of grown-ass man goes
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to summer camp and doesn't--
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I am so tired of hearing her
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big-ass mouth.
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Can we please send her to Tibet?
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How much you want to-bet
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I will knock you in your
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damn mouth?
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Get outta my face!
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You don't tell me what to do!
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[frightened yipping]
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What the [beep] is that?
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Sorry, that's just the sound
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I make when I get nervous.
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Well, stop it, Lassie,
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'cause you're making us all
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nervous now.
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All right, stop, stop, stop.
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Everybody.
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Let's just please figure out how
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to get the hell up out of here.
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Now who hasn't made their
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phone call yet?
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Her.
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Oh.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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Uh-uh.
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I would rather rot in jail than
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have this end my career.
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Look here, Trina Shawshank,
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if you hadn't clocked that
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federal agent, none of us would
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be up in here,
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so this is your fault.
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No!
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Do you remember why I clocked
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the federal agent?
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Because if it was not for you,
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Mrs. Duane Shaky
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Real Estate Martin,
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none of us would be in here.
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You know what, Tisha, she got
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a point.
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And I ain't seen you make 'er
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a phone call since we been
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up in here.
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Why don't you call Duaney to
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get us out of here?
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Because if I call him, Imma
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kill him and then I'm gonna be
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up in here for murder.
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And I am a classy lady.
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Either you make the call--
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Or what?
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Grab her dress!
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I got it!
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[frightened yipping]
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Babe!
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Hey... I can't hear you.
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Hey.
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Babe!
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Hey, babe.
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Where have you been?
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I got here as soon as
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I could.
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Why am I even in jail, Duane?
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I don't know!
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Somebody set you up!
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Duane, you know something,
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I will come through, I will come
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through that glass,
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I swear to God.
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Okay.
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You're gonna think this is
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crazy, right?
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Tell me something.
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So, so, so somehow, like,
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your signature ended up on
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a document involved with
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the real estate shelter deal at
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Boris' church.
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What!
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What-what-what!
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Crazy, right?
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But I got it all under control
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and I called Trina and as soon
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as Trina calls me back, we're
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going to get you out of here.
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Trina's in here with me,
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you dumbass!
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What!
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Get me out of here, Duane!
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I miss my babies!
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The kids are fine.
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[sputtering] I'm talking
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about my weaves!
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Someone needs to care for them
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and water them and sing to them.
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Who's going to
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take care of Yonce?
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Yonce is a Malaysian Indian
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and Euro and she is
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very sensitive.
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Look at me.
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Breathe.
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I just need to get out of
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here, baby.
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I know.
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But... they froze our accounts.
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Oh my God!
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But baby, I called a friend.
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Who?
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You called Will?
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Yes.
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The Smiths, they make
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everything better.
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Well, it's not Big Willie,
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but he is from Philly.
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Who?
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Oh hell no!
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[laughing] Hey, Tisha.
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Looks like your worst nightmare
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just came true.
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You gonna owe Kevin Hart,
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you hear me?
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I will never owe Kevin Hart
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[beep]!
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See that?
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That's why you in there looking
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all crazy now.
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Look like you been drinking
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a bunch of punch!
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That's what it look like.
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And they whooping your ass,
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ain't they?
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It's 'cause of your mouth.
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Ain't nothing a few years in
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the ol' big house
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won't straighten up.
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Oh, Tisha, real quick.
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Speaking of straighten,
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you might as well kiss that
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perm goodbye.
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In there looking like
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James Brown mugshot.
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[laughing]
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I wouldn't.
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Why not, she behind there!?
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What she gonna do,
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come through glass?
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♪ Ow
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♪ She don't look good
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[laughing]
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♪ Tisha look crazy
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♪ Ow ♪
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Oh [beep].
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You gonna learn today!
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Help me kill 'em!
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Help me kill 'em, Duane!
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You know, I was gonna bail
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you out, but now you know what?
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You and all your little ratchet
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friends can spend a weekend
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in county!
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Have fun, Tisha!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait.
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Kevin, you gonna let the mother
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of your children, two exes
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and your lawyer
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go to jail because
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you hate me?
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Really, Kevin?
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Well, how much would it be
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for me to pay y'all to get her
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out of here faster?
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No!
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Oh God, I hate you,
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Kevin Hart!
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Imma kill both of y'all!
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Tisha!
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I'll wait for you!
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I don't understand.
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Where are they taking us?
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They're taking us to county.
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No!
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No, no, no.
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There must be a mistake.
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My husband is on his way.
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Tell him the purse is in
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the freezer!
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Look, it's too late.
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The court's just closed for
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the holiday weekend.
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He'll get you on Tuesday.
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Let's go.
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♪ Oh my Lord,
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♪ Lord, Lord, Lord
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[resigned yipping]
♪ Oh Lord
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♪ Oh Lord
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♪ Lord take me now
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♪ We can handle that
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♪ Handle that
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♪ We can handle that
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♪ Handle that
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♪ Unh flow untouchable
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♪ You ain't got the dough
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♪ So them --
335
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♪ Is out the question ♪
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Oh!
337
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Inside the joint, the walls
338
00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:45,997
begin to close on you fast
339
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and you have to
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think quick to stay alive.
341
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And the only way for me
342
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to survive is to do what I do
343
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with Duane at home.
344
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Kick ass now
345
00:08:54,241 --> 00:08:55,791
and take names later.
346
00:08:55,793 --> 00:08:57,483
The others?
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00:08:57,482 --> 00:08:58,452
Pssh.
348
00:08:58,448 --> 00:08:59,618
Well.
349
00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:02,550
They had their own ideas.
350
00:09:02,551 --> 00:09:03,761
All right, Trina, look.
351
00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:04,928
I know you got your legal
352
00:09:04,931 --> 00:09:05,901
degrees and all of that,
353
00:09:05,896 --> 00:09:06,686
but Imma teach you how to
354
00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:09,069
survive in this iron city.
355
00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:09,758
First of all, stay away
356
00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:10,448
from Bridgette.
357
00:09:10,448 --> 00:09:11,278
Why?
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00:09:11,275 --> 00:09:12,025
She's a client.
359
00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:14,904
No.
360
00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:17,896
She's a snitch.
361
00:09:17,896 --> 00:09:18,616
Don't hate the rat just
362
00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:21,000
'cause you ain't got no cheese.
363
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:21,690
Did you save me those
364
00:09:21,689 --> 00:09:24,689
frijoles, huh?
365
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,829
They're for me.
366
00:09:27,827 --> 00:09:30,277
Taste like [beep].
367
00:09:30,275 --> 00:09:39,685
What's up, Nadine?
368
00:09:39,689 --> 00:09:41,069
What--
369
00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:42,448
Don't call me "Nadine."
370
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:43,138
What the hell?
371
00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:43,827
My name is
372
00:09:43,827 --> 00:09:45,587
"Little Puppet" now.
373
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,686
Oh, Little Puppet, huh?
374
00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:48,139
Oh, that's good 'cause [beep],
375
00:09:48,137 --> 00:09:49,447
I pull strings.
376
00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:54,168
What.
377
00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:58,692
I'm watching you, Pam.
378
00:09:58,689 --> 00:10:00,479
[prisoners laughing]
379
00:10:00,482 --> 00:10:01,142
Oh, that's funny, huh?
380
00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,547
It's funny?
381
00:10:02,551 --> 00:10:03,211
Come here.
382
00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:03,896
Let me holler at you for
383
00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:04,616
a second.
384
00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,380
Come on.
385
00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:07,689
Keep it up here and I'm going to
386
00:10:07,689 --> 00:10:08,659
tell your little chicas over
387
00:10:08,655 --> 00:10:09,715
there your ass went to
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00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:10,864
private school.
389
00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:12,212
In the short time we've been
390
00:10:12,206 --> 00:10:13,376
incarcerated, I've learned there
391
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,379
are three things that can get
392
00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:16,999
you killed in prison.
393
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,450
Stealing somebody's food,
394
00:10:18,448 --> 00:10:20,308
stealing somebody's woman
395
00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:21,170
and admitting you went to
396
00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:22,722
a French Immersion School.
397
00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:24,314
Parlez-vous francais?
398
00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,030
Oui!
399
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:27,484
Please no.
400
00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:28,242
Please, s'il vous plait.
401
00:10:28,241 --> 00:10:29,551
Don't tell them, please.
402
00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:32,931
I'll [beep] your [beep].
403
00:10:32,931 --> 00:10:40,401
Get your ass away from me.
404
00:10:40,396 --> 00:10:41,786
Regina!
405
00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:42,833
You better stop stealing or
406
00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:44,357
somebody is gonna kill your ass.
407
00:10:44,362 --> 00:10:46,452
I am good.
408
00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:50,478
I have never been caught.
409
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,972
Except today.
410
00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:52,895
Give me my phone.
411
00:10:52,896 --> 00:10:54,026
Give me my [beep] damn phone.
412
00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:54,764
I don't even know how you
413
00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:55,478
did it, but give me my
414
00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:56,282
[beep] damn phone.
415
00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:56,965
I saw you.
416
00:10:56,965 --> 00:10:58,275
Give me my phone, Regina.
417
00:10:58,275 --> 00:10:58,995
You dropped it.
418
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,280
I didn't drop nothing.
419
00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:01,405
Look, your ass really should be
420
00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:02,243
in here.
421
00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:05,211
Thieving ass Regina.
422
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,206
King.
423
00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:07,996
Tisha thinks I was trying to
424
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,140
steal her phone.
425
00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:10,277
I wasn't going for her phone.
426
00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:12,305
I was going for her wallet.
427
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,760
Mm.
428
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,448
A "Martin" residual.
429
00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:17,208
Just stick with me,
430
00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:18,306
Trina, okay?
431
00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,000
And we'll get through
432
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,970
this together.
433
00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:24,685
Hey, Shaw, you got my [beep]?
434
00:11:24,689 --> 00:11:25,339
Yeah.
435
00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:27,144
Is that what I'm known for?
436
00:11:27,137 --> 00:11:28,897
Getting [beep]?
437
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:33,446
Here's your wig glue.
438
00:11:33,448 --> 00:11:39,788
Now where's my Cup O'Noodle?
439
00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,793
I said chicken, [beep].
440
00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:43,863
Ow!
441
00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:45,552
The price just doubled.
442
00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:46,971
Now if you don't get back here
443
00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:48,615
with my Cup O'Noodle in
444
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,720
the proper flavor,
445
00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:50,904
then your habeas corpus
446
00:11:50,896 --> 00:11:52,546
is gonna be all up in that cup.
447
00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:55,691
You got me?
448
00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:59,759
Get moving.
449
00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:01,288
Who are you?
450
00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:03,483
I'm the HBIC.
451
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:04,552
Don't let the Ivy League
452
00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:05,951
degrees fool you.
453
00:12:05,948 --> 00:12:08,658
I represented Mystikal, DMX, TI
454
00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:09,895
and Tiny.
455
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,136
I am well versed in
456
00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:14,827
prison economics.
457
00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:15,587
And in case you don't know what
458
00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:17,306
you looking at, this is what
459
00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:18,240
a million dollars looks like on
460
00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:19,211
the inside.
461
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,476
Nicole!
462
00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:21,792
Stay away from Tina.
463
00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:22,973
Her ass is cr--
464
00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:23,685
Where'd you get
465
00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:24,929
that Twinkie from?
466
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:25,591
Oh, from my new
467
00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:26,356
friend Twinkie.
468
00:12:26,362 --> 00:12:28,522
Who--
469
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:31,157
He's very nice.
470
00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:33,475
Ooh, Nicole, I told you!
471
00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:34,972
Don't accept gifts from nobody
472
00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:35,995
in here!
473
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,930
Why?
474
00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:39,171
You're Twinkie's [beep] now.
475
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,002
A Twinkie for Twinkie.
476
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,860
Mm.
477
00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,826
♪ Love ya' ♪
478
00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:48,997
♪ Oh I wanna...
479
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,070
Nicole, no.
480
00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:50,788
It's just a Twinkie.
481
00:12:50,793 --> 00:12:53,003
No, Nicole, you don't get it.
482
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,480
Mellow Yellow.
483
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,902
Grab my pocket.
484
00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:58,336
What?
485
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,974
I said grab it!
486
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,065
[mouthing silently]
487
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,718
What am I supposed to do?
488
00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:06,694
[mouthing silently]
489
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:07,339
All right, I'll figure
490
00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:09,004
something out.
491
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,690
You make me sick!
492
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,069
I'm always saving you.
493
00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:12,788
You know what, no.
494
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,313
I'm not doing it.
495
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,340
You better go ahead.
496
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:17,004
Well, the truth is, I figured
497
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,070
I'd teach her a lesson and let
498
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,278
Twinkie keep her dumb ass for
499
00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:20,895
a few hours, but never in
500
00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:21,996
a million years did I expect
501
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,970
what was about to happen.
502
00:13:25,965 --> 00:13:31,065
♪
503
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:31,758
Can I have
504
00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:32,758
everybody's attention?
505
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:35,028
We got an announcement to make.
506
00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:35,694
I want the queen,
507
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,339
not the king.
508
00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:37,484
Make me this little outfit.
509
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,622
Hey!
510
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,860
Shut the [beep] up and listen!
511
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,792
Tonight, me and Mellow Yellow
512
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,173
getting married.
513
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,072
What?
514
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:49,028
No!
515
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:50,314
And we would like to invite
516
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,590
you to the engagement party
517
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:57,476
right now!
518
00:13:57,482 --> 00:14:01,592
[all cheering]
519
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:02,616
Congratulations.
520
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:03,410
Now you got a husband on
521
00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:05,553
the inside and the outside!
522
00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:07,311
Hey!
523
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,100
I don't know how she does it.
524
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:08,863
She's getting married for
525
00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:09,792
the second time and I'm trying
526
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:10,933
to get married for the first.
527
00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:12,341
And I'm telling you right now
528
00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:15,214
I am feeling blue and pink,
529
00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:17,236
which means I see babies in
530
00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:18,101
your future.
531
00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:19,003
Oh my.
532
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:19,720
Don't [beep] it up and sign
533
00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:20,484
a prenup, though.
534
00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:21,522
You want to get all of that
535
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:23,207
money at the end.
536
00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,716
Are all of you crazy?
537
00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:25,384
You're just as nutty as
538
00:14:25,379 --> 00:14:26,069
this one.
539
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:26,788
Come here, Nicole.
540
00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:27,593
Let me holler at you.
541
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:28,586
What?
542
00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:29,276
Have you lost your mind?
543
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:30,715
Are you really getting married?
544
00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:31,624
Tisha, we are gonna be in
545
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,100
here for a while and I don't
546
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,003
really do the dating scene
547
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,660
too well.
548
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:35,515
I have to be in a committed
549
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:38,407
relationship at all times.
550
00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:40,483
To this woman?
551
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:42,072
That's a woman?
552
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:44,338
Where do you think you are?
553
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:45,004
I thought this was
554
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,660
a co-ed facility?
555
00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:47,445
Right, like in my dorm
556
00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:49,098
at college.
557
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:50,663
Besides, she has hair on her ass
558
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:51,755
and everything.
559
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,168
Nicole, how do you know this?
560
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:54,622
Because I took a shower
561
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:55,620
with her.
562
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:58,170
Ooh.
563
00:14:58,172 --> 00:14:59,622
Did you not see the front?
564
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,690
Well.
565
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:02,859
You know what?
566
00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:04,212
It don't even matter 'cause love
567
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:04,996
is love.
568
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,830
She got a point there.
569
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,137
I agree.
570
00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:11,167
Love is love, but you're already
571
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:12,932
married, Nicole.
572
00:15:12,931 --> 00:15:13,791
I don't know how long Boris
573
00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:14,623
is going to hold out.
574
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:15,380
You know, I gotta get you out
575
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:15,969
of here.
576
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:16,825
I gotta get you out of this.
577
00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:17,477
Fine.
578
00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:18,142
But I'm not giving back
579
00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:18,927
the ring.
580
00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:20,211
Ooh.
581
00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,586
Girl, you came up.
582
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:22,786
Bridgette.
583
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:24,103
It's made out of hair.
584
00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:26,483
It's a nappy engagement ring.
585
00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:27,212
You don't even know where that
586
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:28,206
came from!
587
00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:28,996
Ew.
588
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,590
Oh.
589
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:31,236
But it's the thought
590
00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,071
that counts.
591
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:33,098
We got a problem over here?
592
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,593
Yeah, I got a problem.
593
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:35,336
I got a problem with you trying
594
00:15:35,344 --> 00:15:36,764
to marry my girl.
595
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:37,518
Your girl?
596
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:39,827
You better step back, homie.
597
00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:42,547
She belong to me.
598
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:43,211
Look at her.
599
00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:44,136
She's pressing her balls up
600
00:15:44,137 --> 00:15:45,137
against her.
601
00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:47,547
That's a lot of woman.
602
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:50,141
What?
603
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:52,787
Oh!
604
00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:54,033
Oh, that's what I thought.
605
00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:54,724
When I get back from my
606
00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:55,934
honeymoon on D block, I'm going
607
00:15:55,931 --> 00:16:00,551
to make you my side [beep].
608
00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:07,101
[all] Ooh...
609
00:16:07,103 --> 00:16:07,793
Girl, you about to get
610
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:09,003
beat down.
611
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,410
After I beat Twinkie's ass,
612
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:12,073
I'm gonna beat Nicole's ass.
613
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:13,788
I can't believe she let herself
614
00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:15,523
get tricked into this marriage.
615
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,827
Well, believe it, T.
616
00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:19,097
Because now the trick is on you.
617
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,343
You see, Tisha can't resist
618
00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:22,384
being everybody's big sister.
619
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:24,969
Plus, she likes to fight.
620
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:26,275
So I knew she couldn't resist
621
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:28,095
saving me from a bad marriage.
622
00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:30,073
But I told her, "One day,
623
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:30,968
"I'm gonna pay you back for
624
00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:31,685
putting pee pee on me."
625
00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:33,029
I told you.
626
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:36,034
Oh!
627
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:37,934
I got pee on me!
628
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:38,661
No!
629
00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:40,065
I don't do pee pee!
630
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:40,968
Well, guess what.
631
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:42,305
That day is here.
632
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:44,760
Enjoy your Twinkie.
633
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,928
You want some of this?
634
00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:47,591
Then bring it.
635
00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:48,236
Oh yeah, I got you.
636
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,481
Bring it, bring it, bring it.
637
00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:51,722
Oh, a dance off?
638
00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:52,974
Yeah, what's up, what's up?
639
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:53,825
We gonna dance, okay!?
640
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:54,517
This is New Jersey, baby.
641
00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:55,277
You don't know nothing about it.
642
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,165
Bring it, Jersey.
643
00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:57,342
Bring it, Jersey, then come on!
644
00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,344
Come on... [screaming] oh, oh!
645
00:16:58,344 --> 00:16:59,004
No...
646
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,070
Stop running!
647
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:04,378
[high-pitched shrieking]
648
00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:05,929
What kind of soft-ass
649
00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:07,901
sponge cake is this?
650
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,206
I'm not a gangster.
651
00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:09,896
What?
652
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:10,856
I'm just a grad student with
653
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:13,792
parking tickets.
654
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:15,283
So this tough girl act is
655
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:16,715
just some bull [beep]?
656
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,034
Well, yeah.
657
00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:18,724
I got it all from watching
658
00:17:18,724 --> 00:17:19,864
"Orange is the New Black."
659
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:20,692
Oh, I love that show.
660
00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:21,379
Yeah, it's better than
661
00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:22,139
"Game of Thrones."
662
00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:22,827
It's brilliant.
663
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:23,657
It's a brilliant show.
664
00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:24,545
Girl, you gonna tell me you
665
00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:26,521
watch that show?
666
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:35,237
That's my show.
667
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,281
But-- Nicole.
668
00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:39,095
Who else is in here faking
669
00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:45,793
an orange?
670
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:49,623
Damn, everybody?
671
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:53,790
I'm so scared.
672
00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:54,483
♪ I just wanna have
673
00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:55,622
♪ Some fun some fun
674
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:56,830
♪ I just wanna have some fun
675
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:57,477
♪ I'm talking about
676
00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:58,412
♪ Hanging out-- ♪
677
00:17:58,413 --> 00:17:59,833
Arriba!
678
00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:01,517
Let's talk about this, uh,
679
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:03,027
$15--
680
00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:04,004
14.99.
681
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,210
14.99 check forgery.
682
00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:07,136
Bonjour!
683
00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,657
Bonjour.
684
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,655
Bonjour.
♪ Amazing grace... ♪
685
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,995
♪ Amazing grace... ♪
686
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,970
Pop it, pop it,
687
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,615
pop it, pop it,
688
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,210
pop it!
689
00:18:18,206 --> 00:18:19,856
All right, ladies.
690
00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:21,282
It's Tuesday morning.
691
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:22,995
The slumber party's over.
692
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,030
Out you go.
693
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,724
Get out!
694
00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:28,414
You can stay.
695
00:18:28,413 --> 00:18:37,283
Everybody else, let's go.
696
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:37,995
Told you I would wait for
697
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,970
you, baby.
698
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:40,205
[in high pitch] Welcome home!
699
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:44,236
Welcome home!
700
00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:45,791
[laughing]
701
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:47,313
♪ Yeah, yeah
702
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:48,410
Give me Yonce.
703
00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:49,213
♪ Oh now hey
704
00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:50,756
♪ All you can
705
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,378
♪ Like the walk
706
00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:53,689
♪ I talk my supermodel walk
707
00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:54,339
♪ You better wipe
708
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:55,384
♪ Them tears away--
709
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:56,689
Like I was saying, it was
710
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:58,519
a beautiful day to do some time
711
00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,447
with my ratchet thieving
712
00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:03,448
alcoholic down-ass girlfriends.
713
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:04,308
And Yonce.
714
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,000
In my foreign whip ♪
715
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,480
♪ We all out of town
716
00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:08,002
♪ Roll in on the strip, yeah
717
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,520
♪ Big girls never cry
718
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:10,167
♪ We just get
719
00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:10,862
♪ Money money
720
00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:12,312
♪ Get at your boyfriend
721
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,590
♪ Let him call me honey
722
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,206
♪ Now he wanna see me
723
00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:16,336
♪ In my foreign whip
724
00:19:16,344 --> 00:19:17,794
♪ We all outta town
725
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:19,283
♪ Roll in on the strip
726
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,065
♪ 'Cause the cleaner ran
727
00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,688
♪ Out of patience
728
00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,859
♪ We outta town, ah
729
00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,862
♪ Keep you updated ♪
730
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:28,862
[heart beating]
731
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:30,862
♪
732
00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:33,902
[metal clanking]
♪
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