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Previously on "Real Husbands
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of Hollywood."
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You fire her, you fire me.
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Nick Cannon for Beverly Hills
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mayor because they need a hero?
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I didn't get there in time
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for you, but I saved
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all these guys' from fallin'.
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All our lives.
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What you do is come stay with
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me, put you up right.
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Don't motorboat.
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Aah!
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♪ This is the life
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♪ Look at the life
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♪ This is the city where
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♪ We party every night
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♪ Every night
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♪ We do it big
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♪ Diamonds and gold
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♪ Welcome to Hollywood
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♪ It feels like...
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Okay.
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Oh God, that's the spot.
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All right, do it harder.
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Harder.
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Oh, harder. Oh! Harder.
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How's that?
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Does that feel good?
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No.
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Feel good right there?
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I don't feel it enough.
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Do it harder.
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Well, I'm doing it
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as hard as I can.
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Move up, move up.
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Get the rest of me wet.
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Okay.
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Get the rest of me.
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Kevin! Kevin!
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I swear to God if you get
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my hair wet!
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You gonna spend the rest of your
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life with wheels growing out
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your ass too.
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Okay, I don't understand why
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you gotta be so dramatic.
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You're not even paralyzed.
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You're just injured.
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Yeah? Oh yeah, like this?
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Oh [bleep]!
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I guess you're wondering why
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I got a mean-ass woman in my
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house right now. So am I.
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What is this [bleep], Kevin?
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You know I only eat gluten-free.
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For once in my life, I caught
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myself doing the right thing.
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I try to lift a finger and help
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a woman who can't lift her legs.
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Ow!
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This is what I get.
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Ow! Regina, you just
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run over my feet!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Kevin.
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Can you feel 'em?
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'Cause I can't feel mine!
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Ow! You just did it again!
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Aah!
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Ow!
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I should have kept driving.
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That's what I should have did.
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Come on.
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Will you stop that?
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What store are you
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going to, Kevin?
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How did you know I was going
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to the store, Regina?
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Because I woke up feeling
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blue and green, and those are
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Sam Club's colors.
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Well, your little voodoo
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[bleep] is wrong today.
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I ain't going to no Sam's Club.
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I'm going to Pep Boys
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so I can get some
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brake pads for your mouth.
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Sam's Club is exactly
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where I was going.
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How the hell did she know that?
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This [bleep] is creepy.
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Well, I'm going with you.
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No, come on, Regina.
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No, wait, I'm going with you.
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Wait-- Regina.
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I don't have time for this.
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You know where you going?
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You know where you gonna go?
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You gonna go where I put you.
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Stop. Stop it!
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Yeah.
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No! Stop! No!
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I...
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Will you stop, Regina?
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Oh, please, Kevin!
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Stop this [bleep].
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You stop it right now!
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All I'm doing is going to get
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some snacks for the damn
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poker game. That's it.
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You're going to leave me here
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alone to go play poker?
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Regina, the game is here.
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You're supposed to be a psychic.
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I thought you could
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see that stuff.
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I can see that you haven't
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touched my stuff.
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Regina, I didn't even know
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you could feel stuff down there.
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I'm feeling something now.
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I'm horny.
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Oh. Come on, Regina.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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Regina, what is-- Ow!
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Oh, that's it, that's it.
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Just hold on.
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I'm going to take you
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for a ride.
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Pineapples!
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I said pineapples!
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Oh God.
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Okay, who's bet is it?
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My bet?
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As I was saying,
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I've had the gift since
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I was a child, you know.
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I wouldn't say I'm psychic, but
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I really am 'cause I feel things
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in colors.
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For example, like you, Nelly.
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With you, I am feeling
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an ominous black,
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and it's depressing.
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She's probably talking about
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his career.
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[bleep] you, Kevin.
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I'm just telling you
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what she's saying.
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[bleep] you.
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Just let her finish.
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For you, Nick,
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I'm feeling green.
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Oh yeah, that's money.
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Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
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It's a mucusy green-like
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sickness.
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Syphilis?
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That's an infection.
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That's an STD.
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Do you have a will?
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Ooh. Damn.
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You know what, the only
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sickness here is you, okay?
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Kevin, could you go park
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your girlfriend
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somewhere else please?
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I'm not going to park my
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girlfriend nowhere.
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She got a control on her chair.
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You don't have to be nasty.
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Wait, wait, wait, okay.
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Nobody talked about you
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or talked to you
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'cause you got green.
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But you were just talking
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to him.
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I was telling you
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what I'm sensing.
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Why are you
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raising your voice?
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I don't need to be attacked
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at this table.
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Keep it to yourself.
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Excuse me.
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Instead of just yelling,
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tell me what you see about me.
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Oh.
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Insecure.
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A willing participant.
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Give me the drink, I told you
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not to drink and drive.
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Isn't that the pot
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calling the kettle black?
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With you, I am feeling--
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mm-- two colors.
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Oh.
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Like an azure.
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Ooh, that's a rich blue.
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With a red in the middle.
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Azure with red.
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So what does that mean?
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That means she sees two
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people.
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Which means you're a crazy
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mother [bleep].
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Yeah.
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Cat's out the bag. Rar!
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Schizo.
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[bleep], you are.
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Kevin Hart, I swear
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to [bleep] God I will kill you
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in your sleep...
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Wayne, come on.
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Get the other Wayne back.
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You guys are making me feel
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inadequate.
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Y'all enjoy your little game.
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--like I'm not here
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'cause I am here.
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Where did she come from?
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Kevin, get the door.
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Roll her ass down the street.
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All right, that's enough.
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Sorry I'm late.
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What the hell happened
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to you, man?
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What the hell?
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[laughter]
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I traded clothes with
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a homeless man.
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For what, scurvy?
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Stop scratching your balls.
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What are you doing?
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What?
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Uh-uh, hey!
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Don't you sit on that chair.
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It's all right--
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Stop it.
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You wait.
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You should really let
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an adult do that.
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What is wrong with you?
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Ever since the ledge
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incident, to guide me down
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my new path of righteousness,
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I've taken a vow of poverty.
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That's why I live in
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Beverly Hills.
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I take a vow of wealth.
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You do not smell
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righteous right now.
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Whoa, whoa. Ho-- ho!
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Is that a maggot on your shirt
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right there, Boris?
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Oh! Come on, Boris.
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God... really?
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What is going on
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with your underarms?
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I don't bathe, I don't shave.
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Come on, Boris.
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That's disgusting.
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Come on, man.
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Was that a poodle?
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That's disgusting.
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Kevin.
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Your little playtime is over.
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Put them cards down.
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I gotta go to the bathroom.
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What the hell you telling me
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for?
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Don't make me embarrass you
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in front of your friends.
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Someone has got to wipe!
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Ooh, [bleep], I'm outta here.
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Would you hurry up?
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I don't feel good,
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and it's starting to leak out.
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Let's go.
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Don't clap,
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it make my bowels hurt.
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When I decided to run for
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mayor, I hired a private eye to
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see if he could dig up anything
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that could hurt my campaign.
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You know, even though I'm a
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happily married man, in my past,
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I dated a few women.
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How do you think I got the name
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Mr. NCredible?
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So what'd you find out, Hammer?
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Who the hell is the Hammer?
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My name is Black.
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Jet Black.
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Hit the lights, cool breeze.
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We don't got much longer!
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Aah!
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Where did you get this,
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Black?
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Security cam.
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Across the street.
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You know, if folks found out
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that you were the jive mother
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sucker responsible for your
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partners falling off the ledge,
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I think they would give you one
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good old-fashioned ass-whipping.
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How am I responsible?
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All I did was close the window.
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What is it going to take to
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clear my name, jive turkey?
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Why am I saying jive turkey?
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All you got to do is let me
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do my thing, and everything
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will be "copastetic."
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...allergic to shellfish when
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she's pregnant by a shrimp?
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Kevin's no shrimp.
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Wait, what?
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No, he's not. He's like--
321
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Where do you think you're
322
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swaying your little hips off to?
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I'm stepping out.
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You're stepping nowhere!
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Yes, I am.
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I told you I had someone coming
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by, and you promised
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to cook dinner.
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I'm not doing nothing.
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Now you tell your friend that
331
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the movie "The Butler" starred
332
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an actor named Forr--
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the love of God.
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Sanaa Lathan.
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You must be here looking
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for the best man.
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Hi, Kevin.
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Stop it!
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I been trying to get with
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Sanaa since I saw her in
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"Love and Basketball."
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I'm about to dunk it.
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Well, since you guys have
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enjoyed the first seven courses,
345
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I decided to save
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the best for last.
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I, uh, went with
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a sushi platter.
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In Japanese, we say
350
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[attempting Japanese].
351
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It means, "Enjoy."
352
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Wow, Kevin.
353
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You're funny, you're cute,
354
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and you can cook.
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Girl, you better chain him to
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that wheelchair before somebody
357
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else tries to steal him.
358
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Yeah, I can, uh, I can
359
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do a lot when I'm motivated.
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Mm.
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Since when?
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Don't be rude to our guest.
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Our guest?
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Yes, our guest.
365
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No, she's my guest.
366
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Sanaa is here to see me.
367
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Actually, I, I am here
368
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to see you, Regina.
369
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I wanted to tell you that--
370
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oh, this is so hard.
371
00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:49,136
Wait, what is it?
372
00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:52,027
What is it?
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They offered me your
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role in "47-1/2 Hours."
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Yes!
376
00:08:55,862 --> 00:08:56,762
I told them--
377
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I mean no, no.
378
00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,280
I told them that I would not,
379
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I would absolutely not even
380
00:09:01,551 --> 00:09:03,211
consider it if you
381
00:09:03,206 --> 00:09:04,446
were not okay with it.
382
00:09:04,448 --> 00:09:06,408
She fine. She's okay with--
383
00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,343
You're fine, right?
384
00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:08,904
This right here is way more
385
00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:09,856
important that a role.
386
00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:10,862
No, it's not!
387
00:09:10,862 --> 00:09:12,102
She can't walk.
388
00:09:12,103 --> 00:09:13,073
I can't do it.
389
00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,168
She can't walk!
390
00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:16,412
Oh God. Stop saying it!
391
00:09:16,413 --> 00:09:17,073
She can't roll
392
00:09:17,068 --> 00:09:18,518
and do those lines.
393
00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:19,687
You're right, but--
394
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:20,409
Aah!
395
00:09:20,413 --> 00:09:21,793
There's a running scene.
396
00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:22,693
Listen, Gina,
397
00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:23,689
it's okay, I won't. I won't.
398
00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,139
I can't.
399
00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:27,097
No, no. No.
400
00:09:27,103 --> 00:09:29,213
He's right.
401
00:09:29,206 --> 00:09:29,896
He's right?
402
00:09:29,896 --> 00:09:30,546
I can't walk.
403
00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:31,861
I told you. She can't.
404
00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:34,032
Are you s-- really?
405
00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:35,214
There's no one else I'd
406
00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:37,026
rather see get this than you.
407
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,454
No, I can't.
408
00:09:38,448 --> 00:09:39,828
No, you can.
409
00:09:39,827 --> 00:09:41,927
She said you can so you can.
410
00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:44,551
Right?
411
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,481
I can?
412
00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:46,592
You can.
413
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,476
Oh.
414
00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:52,342
Oh, dinner was amazing. Amazing.
415
00:09:52,344 --> 00:09:53,034
I'm glad,
416
00:09:53,034 --> 00:09:55,144
I'm glad you had a good time.
417
00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,717
So, uh, I guess I'll see you
418
00:09:56,724 --> 00:09:57,414
later, chicklet.
419
00:09:57,413 --> 00:09:59,523
Yeah. This chicklet
420
00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:02,237
is all yours.
421
00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:05,171
Wait a minute...
422
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,142
Uh, what, uh, what, uh,
423
00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:08,787
what does that mean?
424
00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:10,553
It's a line from the movie.
425
00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:13,001
Oh. Right.
426
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,930
Oh.
427
00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:16,031
See you on set.
428
00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:17,454
Yeah, I'll see you on sex--
429
00:10:17,448 --> 00:10:19,408
set. On set.
430
00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:20,903
♪ I think I like her
431
00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,236
♪ Miss Independent
432
00:10:22,241 --> 00:10:23,661
♪ She do her own thing
433
00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:26,965
♪ That's how we're winnin'
434
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:32,655
♪ Oh, I think I like her
435
00:10:32,655 --> 00:10:33,335
You gotta take this thing
436
00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:34,004
out of stealth mode.
437
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,170
Put some playing cards in the
438
00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:35,932
spokes or something because I
439
00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:39,761
can't hear nothing-- or go
440
00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:42,858
[mimics engine], something.
441
00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:43,902
[door slams]
442
00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:46,546
I'm in the bathroom, Regina.
443
00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,241
How'd it go yesterday on set?
444
00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:49,411
Amazing.
445
00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:50,413
Sanaa is such a pro,
446
00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:51,593
you know that?
447
00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:52,276
She didn't get hit
448
00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:53,025
by a car or nothing.
449
00:10:53,034 --> 00:10:54,314
Wait, wait, wait, you think
450
00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,760
she's better than me?
451
00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:56,618
I didn't say that.
452
00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:57,520
I just think
453
00:10:57,517 --> 00:10:58,447
she's quicker than you.
454
00:10:58,448 --> 00:10:59,518
I mean, you're funnier than her.
455
00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:00,407
I'll give you that.
456
00:11:00,413 --> 00:11:01,693
She's just sexier.
457
00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:02,689
It's more dramatical.
458
00:11:02,689 --> 00:11:04,069
That's what it is. What?
459
00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:04,898
Regina, why are we
460
00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:07,376
talking about this?
461
00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:08,999
I am sensing red.
462
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,760
What?
463
00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:12,028
I am sensing red.
464
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:13,794
You're doing that sex scene with
465
00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:15,313
her tomorrow, aren't you?
466
00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:16,030
You know what? You know what?
467
00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:16,864
Don't you lie to me.
468
00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:17,932
Stop it. Stop it.
469
00:11:17,931 --> 00:11:19,281
No, I just--
470
00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,615
Regina, don't go cryin',
471
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,310
and gettin' your wheelchair
472
00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:22,450
all rusty.
473
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:23,548
Director cut that scene out
474
00:11:23,551 --> 00:11:24,661
after you ran into the car.
475
00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:26,275
But I will tell you this.
476
00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:27,335
He loved me and Sanaa's
477
00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:28,314
chemistry so much that he
478
00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,520
decided to reshoot it today.
479
00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:30,207
Oh really!
480
00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:30,896
Yeah.
481
00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:31,996
So are you going to paralyze
482
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,170
her, too?
483
00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:34,552
You're being stupid.
484
00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:35,481
What you gotta understand is
485
00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:36,762
that Sanaa is way too valuable
486
00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:37,478
for that.
487
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:38,242
They're paying that girl
488
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:39,311
too much money-- way more money
489
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,480
than they was paying you.
490
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,762
Plus she's got a stunt double.
491
00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:42,658
It's real safe now.
492
00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:43,925
Ain't none of that stupid stuff
493
00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:45,341
gonna happen to Sanaa.
494
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:47,484
Ow! You want to play?
495
00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:48,692
No, no, no, you stop it!
496
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:49,759
You stop it! Aah!
497
00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:50,478
Get your ass over here,
498
00:11:50,482 --> 00:11:51,522
come on, let's go.
499
00:11:51,517 --> 00:11:52,717
No, put it down...
500
00:11:52,724 --> 00:11:53,974
stop, stop, aah!
501
00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,025
Yeah, shut it up.
502
00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:56,144
I will back you up and run you
503
00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:56,897
into that corner again.
504
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:57,686
[yelping in pain]
505
00:11:57,689 --> 00:11:58,999
[doorbell rings]
506
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,210
You stay your Hot Wheels ass
507
00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:01,376
in that corner, and I'll deal
508
00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:02,929
with you when I get back.
509
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,001
Hey, man.
510
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:04,930
Boris, this ain't the time.
511
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:05,591
No, look, I'm here
512
00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:06,236
to see Regina.
513
00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:07,001
You're here to see Regina?
514
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:07,590
Yeah.
515
00:12:07,586 --> 00:12:08,516
Oh, that's perfect.
516
00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:09,277
That's so perfect right now.
517
00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:10,205
Great. Listen.
518
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,406
If she pops off at the mouth,
519
00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:12,413
or start throwing fruit,
520
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:13,793
you put her ass in the corner.
521
00:12:13,793 --> 00:12:16,003
Watch. Watch. Yes. Watch.
522
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,170
[thud]
523
00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:18,482
Ow, [bleep], Kevin!
524
00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:19,172
Get me out of this
525
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:19,972
[bleep] corner!
526
00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:20,655
What'd you do?
527
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,335
Or what? Or what!
528
00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:23,104
What are you going to do, you're
529
00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:24,003
in a corner!
530
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,620
You can't do nothing!
531
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,450
Feeding time is at
532
00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:27,518
12:00 and 4:00.
533
00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:28,587
6:00 PM is doozy time.
534
00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:29,236
Doozy?
535
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:29,971
You're going to be fine.
536
00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:30,755
Yeah, listen, I gotta go.
537
00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:31,618
I got some stuff to do.
538
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,520
You're going to be great.
539
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:33,587
The reason I came by Kevin's
540
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,856
house was because I could tell
541
00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,522
last night Regina's spirit was
542
00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:37,307
in need of the power
543
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,070
of beautiful.
544
00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:39,138
You know what faith is?
545
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,757
Faith is believing in something
546
00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:41,588
that you can't see.
547
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,926
And for years,
548
00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:44,521
I only had faith in my face.
549
00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:46,097
I only believed in what I saw
550
00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:47,033
in the mirror.
551
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,214
But ever since the fall,
552
00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:50,586
I've learned to look beyond
553
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,166
the beautiful face.
554
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,142
Beautiful face.
555
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,517
Yeah, the perfect teeth.
556
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,027
See? Yeah.
557
00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:57,214
The chiseled abs.
558
00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:58,856
Oh.
559
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,142
Hey, hey.
560
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,377
You can do the same, Regina.
561
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,999
I can't!
562
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,520
I don't have abs, Boris.
563
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:07,927
I have two lifeless legs,
564
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,591
thanks to Kevin.
565
00:13:09,586 --> 00:13:10,236
You just kicked me
566
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:11,241
in the nuts!
567
00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:12,831
I'm sorry, they do it.
568
00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,927
I can't control them.
569
00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:15,591
Okay.
570
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,856
It's like an erection!
571
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,142
Now, you can do it.
572
00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,617
Okay? Regina.
573
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:20,660
You can do it.
574
00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:22,025
All right?
575
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:22,904
All the more reason
576
00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:26,236
to let faith lift you up.
577
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:28,071
Lift you! Get up, Regina.
578
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,718
I can't!
579
00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:30,624
Yes, you can.
580
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,340
You know why?
581
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,314
Because you're beautiful.
582
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:35,790
You think I'm pretty?
583
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:36,833
No.
584
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:37,997
Oh no!
585
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,660
No, no, no, yes. Yes!
586
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:40,615
You said no!
587
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,410
Yes! But deeper.
588
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:43,073
Deeper.
589
00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:43,998
Deeper?
590
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,070
Yes. Beautiful.
591
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,408
Bountiful.
592
00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:47,213
Universal.
593
00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:48,896
Truth-inspiring.
594
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:49,756
Faith.
595
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:50,998
Understanding.
596
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,210
And love.
597
00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:57,136
You are too fine
598
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,617
to be that corny.
599
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,690
What does that even mean, Boris?
600
00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:01,479
It means get up out of the
601
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:02,662
chair! Get up, Regina!
602
00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:03,305
I can't!
603
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,000
Stop mess--
604
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:04,660
I can't.
605
00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:06,135
Hold on, hold on,
606
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:06,857
I think that's my agent.
607
00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:07,552
I gotta take that.
608
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:08,381
Don't go.
609
00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:13,379
Hello?
610
00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:17,139
No! No! Oh God!
611
00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:18,587
All right, soul brother.
612
00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:20,066
I got some good news for you,
613
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,278
and I got some bad news for you.
614
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:23,995
The bad news is I don't really
615
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,760
have any good news.
616
00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:27,548
The people who own the building,
617
00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:28,901
they want two mil.
618
00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:30,476
Plus four front-row seats
619
00:14:30,482 --> 00:14:32,412
to Mariah's next concert.
620
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,243
Or they're going to send
621
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,481
an eight-track of this tape
622
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:38,312
to Walter Cronkite.
623
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,280
Have you lost your damn mind?
624
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:41,855
I don't even get front-row seats
625
00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,002
to Mariah's concert.
626
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,070
You know, cool breeze,
627
00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:46,138
got something
628
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,207
I want to show you.
629
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:49,096
Yeah, what is that?
630
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:50,343
Technology.
631
00:14:50,344 --> 00:14:51,624
Something your old ass clearly
632
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,410
knows nothing about.
633
00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:55,343
Turns out that building
634
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,454
that you got the surveillance
635
00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:59,338
footage from, my wife
636
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:00,974
and I just happen to own it.
637
00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:02,235
So technically, I guess
638
00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:03,451
I'm bribing myself.
639
00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:04,208
I don't have to listen
640
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:06,206
to this jive turkey.
641
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,516
Oh, you can run.
642
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:11,587
But I'm gonna get you, sucker.
643
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:13,306
You're going to the slammer,
644
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:15,970
Hammer.
645
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,965
Really.
646
00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:19,655
What the hell?
647
00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:21,305
[Nick laughs]
648
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:22,930
Damn.
649
00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:25,171
This [bleep] is a hologram.
650
00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:26,592
Yeah, I left the scene
651
00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:27,786
about two minutes ago.
652
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,173
Well, let me show you
653
00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:31,172
what you missed.
654
00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:31,602
Oh! Oh!
655
00:15:31,603 --> 00:15:39,473
Wait a second--
656
00:15:39,465 --> 00:15:44,165
Later, alligator.
657
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,592
Jackie. Hey.
658
00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:47,686
Where's Kevin, man?
659
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:48,479
We're ready for this love scene.
660
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:49,382
Do I need to go back
661
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,379
to my trailer?
662
00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:51,449
No, baby, you're good.
663
00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:52,788
197.
664
00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:54,003
Hoo hoo, Kev!
665
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,860
They're ready for you, baby!
666
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:55,592
Just a second.
667
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:56,336
I'm almost done.
668
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:57,034
All right!
669
00:15:57,034 --> 00:16:01,794
9,999.
670
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:04,483
10,000.
671
00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:06,032
Damn.
672
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,904
How many push-ups did you do?
673
00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:08,686
10,000!
674
00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:11,619
Oh, hell no.
675
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:16,930
Let's go!
676
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,791
Ho!
677
00:16:18,793 --> 00:16:20,003
All right, John, come on,
678
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,760
let's go.
679
00:16:20,758 --> 00:16:21,448
Security.
680
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,168
Get the cameras in place.
681
00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:22,902
Come on--
682
00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:24,376
Where is Kev-- who is this?
683
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:25,339
No, it is me, Sanaa.
684
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:26,034
Look, don't say nothing
685
00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,414
'cause I don't want to lose it.
686
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:28,073
You're not Kevin.
687
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:29,518
Come on, hurry up.
688
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:30,927
Oh [bleep], John!
689
00:16:30,931 --> 00:16:31,861
Come on!
690
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:32,932
Sorry, Kev, I'm sorry.
691
00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,171
That's 10,000 push-ups
692
00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:35,552
down the drain.
693
00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:37,001
Now I gotta pump up again.
694
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,140
No, I like you little, baby.
695
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:38,997
You know I got a thing
696
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,410
for little guys.
697
00:16:41,413 --> 00:16:42,483
Regina.
698
00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:43,452
Okay, who the hell let you
699
00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:44,758
roll up on this damn lot?
700
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:45,618
I thought you weren't
701
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:46,930
doing the love scene.
702
00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:48,901
Well, you thought wrong.
703
00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:50,206
He didn't tell you?
704
00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:51,276
He told me
705
00:16:51,275 --> 00:16:52,445
you were okay with it.
706
00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:53,478
I didn't tell you anything.
707
00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:55,002
In fact, Regina,
708
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,970
he has been hitting on me
709
00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:57,825
right from the start.
710
00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:58,517
Sanaa!
711
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,277
I know I should have told
712
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:00,235
you.
713
00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:01,071
I knew this.
714
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,138
I knew this was happening
715
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:03,407
because this morning,
716
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,483
I saw black all over you.
717
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,142
Mm-hmm.
718
00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:06,967
You saw me get out
719
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:07,965
the shower.
720
00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:09,235
What are you talking about?
721
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:09,971
Okay, you know what, I'm not
722
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:10,655
going to do this.
723
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,375
You ain't go to lie about
724
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:12,029
what we got.
725
00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:13,034
Kevin, I don't lie.
726
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,214
Cat's out the bag.
727
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,026
You wanna know what the cat is,
728
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:15,724
Regina?
729
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:16,594
Regina, there's no cat.
730
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,026
Bottom line-- there is a cat.
731
00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:19,384
I need a woman who can stand up
732
00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:21,339
for me when the chips are down.
733
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,664
Regina, don't listen to him.
734
00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:23,405
What do you mean don't listen
735
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,483
to me? It's the truth.
736
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,212
It is not the truth.
737
00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:26,066
[Kevin mutters]
738
00:17:26,068 --> 00:17:28,788
Regina, don't!
739
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:29,453
Regina!
740
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,788
Oh my God!
741
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:31,973
Oh.
742
00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:33,275
You can walk!
743
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:34,715
How'd that happen?
744
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:42,639
Aah!
745
00:17:42,637 --> 00:17:48,467
Regina!
746
00:17:48,465 --> 00:17:51,445
You're walking!
747
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:52,448
She's walking!
748
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:53,308
Praise the Lord!
749
00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,970
You're walking!
750
00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:55,825
Now that you can walk,
751
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,997
Regina, do us both a favor and
752
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,720
walk over there to that door and
753
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,384
when you get there, I want you
754
00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:03,409
to basically get the [bleep] out
755
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:06,663
because we are doing a scene.
756
00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:07,335
How dare you talk
757
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:08,034
to Regina like that.
758
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:09,034
I'm not talking to Regina
759
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:09,764
like nothing.
760
00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:11,788
You are lucky that Boris has
761
00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:13,453
me on a special path because if
762
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:15,278
he didn't, I would take this
763
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,585
newly working foot, and I would
764
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:19,716
shove it so far up your tight
765
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,414
[bleep] that I would toe[bleep]
766
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,103
your little brain.
767
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,343
God don't like ugly.
768
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:25,454
And that is you.
769
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:26,828
Mm.
770
00:18:26,827 --> 00:18:27,967
Let's go, Sanaa.
771
00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:29,275
Good luck walking.
772
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,615
You are an evil little man.
773
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:35,380
Evil.
774
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:36,899
No...
775
00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:38,276
you got some nerve.
776
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:40,275
What're you--
777
00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:42,275
Stop, Kevin! Stop!
778
00:18:42,275 --> 00:18:44,965
You got me!
779
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,785
What are you-- oh, uh-uh.
780
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,553
Y'all ain't gonna do me
781
00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:48,551
like that.
782
00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:51,791
Guess what.
783
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:52,973
I don't need y'all.
784
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,275
You can say God don't like ugly,
785
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:55,065
but let me tell you what He do
786
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,858
like-- He loves me.
787
00:18:56,862 --> 00:19:00,722
I'm God's child.
788
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:07,414
I'm on top of the world.
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