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FREMANTLEMEDIA FINLAND
PRESENTS
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A FILM BY LAURI NURKSE
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Arto. Practice
the choreography with Dad. Kauko.
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Sure.
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Ready?
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Gentlemen, come on in.
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Arto and I will shortly perform
a welcoming show for you.
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One, two, three.
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Let's do the butt bump
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There's something special
in that move
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Let's do the butt bump
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That's retarded.
-Come to the birthday gift circle!
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Mr. Buttercookie says,
"Come to the birthday gift circle!"
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Fagerholm, come
to the birthday gift circle.
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Rainesalo, listen to Mr. Buttrider.
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"I just got
out of the mental hospital."
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"I enjoy eating my shoes
and I think I'm funny."
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Fagerholm.
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"Guess if
Mr. Buttrider's son's voice -
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is as annoying as his dad's.
There's crap in my pants."
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Mr. Buttercookie, tell the boys
that there's cake on the table.
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Go away.
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Guys, eat the cake and let's go.
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Let's do the butt bump
There's something special...
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There are 364 days
till your next birthday.
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What do you think your dad will come
up with for that? -Nothing, I hope.
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What did you draw?
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ARTO MOM
DAD
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OFF KEY
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We all remember Kauko's
strong voice and bear hugs.
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I could only come up
with one shortcoming.
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Arto, time to cry.
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Kauko didn't grow
as a human being to the point -
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where he could've understood
how great the band The Clash is.
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Bye bye, Kauko.
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Don't you get stuck now, dammit.
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Get going.-
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Bye bye. Say hi to Jesus.
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I've an appointment at two o'clock.
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I can leave early from work -
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so that we can go to the bank
and transfer the money.
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Arto and I would like to open
an account for Kauko's money.
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I can handle
these things with Arto. Arto.
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Marjukka, you don't have to come.
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Of course
I'm going to the bank with you.
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We've been thinking
that the whole estate, -
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which would one day
be Arto's anyway, -
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should be given to him now.
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I mean, Arto's worried
about your competence -
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in managing larger properties
at this phase in your life.
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Mom... Why don't we
take care of this first.
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Do we really need this drama?
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She refused
to throw dirt on the urn -
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because someone might've touched
the shovel with dirty hands.
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She also said
there's saprotrophic fungi spores -
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in the air we might inhale.
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You sure have been blessed
with a daughter-in-law.
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C'mon. Move.
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Horrible smell.
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Try to make her understand that
the smoke travels all the way here.
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You're not trying hard enough.
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Have fun at the karaoke.
See you in court tomorrow.
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You're not going anywhere.
You're our star.
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You gotta sing.
-That's right. It'll be fun.
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Excuse me, miss.
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C'mon. Hey. Finally.
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Remember: Nonverbal
communication is essential.
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The audience should understand
that the speaker is an expert -
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and has status in the scientific
and business world.
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Thank you, Mr. Rainesalo,
and good morning.
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Darkness abounds
The birds make no sounds
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Children in the city hide
when the storm rises
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Let's face our fears
I can't bring myself to leave
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DAD
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DELETE CONTACT INFORMATION?
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A hundred lightning strikes I see
My whole life is exploding
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No one can take this love from me
Only hope, no foreboding
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A hundred suns shine on us
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DELETE CONTACT IN FORMATION?
CANCEL
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I'll take this love to safety
And we'll find a new land
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Where are you?
-At the Pataässä Karaoke Bar.
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Jesus. Why? I'll come get you.
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No, you won't.
I'm here with my colleagues.
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The tradition continues, even though
your clad isn't here anymore.
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Damn good job!
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Mom, I don't think you fully
realize how upset you are.
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Arto, I'm hanging up now.
Go to bed.
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L 'm going home soon.
- Mom.
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Arto, come home!
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Next up is Duo Legal
Confirmation of Possession.
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Excuse me.
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We're having the Finnish Karaoke
Championships in Kotka this summer.
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I'm here scouting talent.
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Oh my, this on top
of everything else.
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My son would throw a fit. He's
an engineer and wouldn't understand.
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Mulkonsaari. Come eat your herring
steaks with your fellow colleagues.
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Hi.
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I read in the paper that
Mr. Buttercookie's voice is gone.
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Excuse me?
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Your dad
won't be butt bumping anymore.
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Yeah. We buried his urn last week.
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Right. You just gotta move on.
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We were just talking
about the soccer camp -
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where Fagerholm pulled
his gluteal muscle as a kid.
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That must've been
a pretty painful trip.
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Didn't Mulkonsaari get in the way
when you were attacking?
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I never went to a soccer camp.
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True. He was never at the camps.
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Aren't you eating herring?
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My wife is the head
of toxicology research...
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At my summerhouse in Kotka
I eat only herring.
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That's right. Your summerhouse
is in Kotka. -In Kaunissaari.
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I sing baritone in the local choir.
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Mulkonsaari,
where is your summerhouse?
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My wife and I are not
summerhouse people.
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We were thinking of going
to Florence this summer.
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This summer karaoke singers
will be ruining the atmosphere.
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Want to come to Kotka
to boo at them?
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I hate people who hit their dogs
and people who sing karaoke.
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That idiocy should be illegal.
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Remember the guy in HR -
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who arranged karaoke equipment
for the Christmas party?
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That was the last thing
he arranged here.
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Let's go find fresh new blood
for management.
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Rainesalo, I just wanted to...
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Guys, eat the cake and let's go.
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How many open positions are
there in management?
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Two. One of them will go to Kerminen.
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Good luck with your presentation.
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The head honchos from the Cologne
office will be in the audience.
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Can't wait to see his presentation.
He can't handle the pressure.
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Mulkonsaari, go ahead.
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Don't keep the mic
so close to your mouth.
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Don't keep the mic
so close to your mouth.
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MEDICAL CENTER
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Leena. Okay, let's stop.
Immediately.
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Tell me the good news first.
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Well, -
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it's good that you're a lawyer.
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I'm sure you've taken care of
your will and things of that nature.
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I still have
one pretty big thing to do.
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My son should be freed
so that he could enjoy his life.
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Right. just try to enjoy your life -
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and the company of your loved ones.
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That's it. Maybe I'll give him
a reason to throw a fit.
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FINNISH KARAOKE
CHAMPIONSHIPS
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This is not real.
-Apparently it is.
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This is like beer
drinking championships.
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Or cheating on your spouse
championships.
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Come with me. The last trip we took
together was to Legoland.
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It would be nice to have
a real conversation with you.
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Arto, please. Listen.
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Every time I sing, I see your dad.
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I think the championships
could help me to let go.
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Okay. I'll hitchhike then,
like I used to when I was young.
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There are a lot of Russian trucks
going that way. Davai.
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MARjUKKA: COME HOME. WE
NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE BABY.
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I'll take you there.
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Alright. And I'll also come get you.
How long is the drive?
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Less than two hours
with a coffee break.
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Oh gosh,
it's going to be a fun trip.
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Was this all the chicken we had?
-Yes.
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They're going to choose two
new members for management.
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That's great.
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We're almost on schedule.
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When will they confirm
your new position?
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I'm pretty sure
the position will be mine.
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Your mom had
a medical examination today.
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I wonder if she got
the results already.
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Oh? She hasn't mentioned
anything to me.
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No. Jesus.
The championships are in Kotka.
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You mentioned that already.
-Marjukka, it's those championships.
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If Rainesalo and Fagerholm
are there booing at singers -
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and they recognize my mom, -
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I'll never get the new position.
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They've fired people before
because of karaoke.
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If you don't want to declare
your mom incompetent...
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My mom is a respected practicing
lawyer, for heaven's sake.
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Arto Mulkonsaari.
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I feel really bad
when you yell at me -
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especially now that I'll be
ovulating in a couple of days.
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I'm sorry, darling.
I didn't yell at you, did I?
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You committed to our five-year plan
when we got married.
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Are you going to terminate
the contract unilaterally? -Oh no.
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I'm committed to the plan.
- Then find a way -
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to stop your mom
from ruining our future.
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Good night, darling.
-Good night, darling.
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Find a way...
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You drive really slow.
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Has Marjukka set your speed limit
to 50 kilometers per hour?
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It'll probably be best
to play it safe at the start.
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I'll pick one
of the karaoke classics -
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and do my interpretation of it.
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Let's listen to the news.
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First we have a public warning.
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There's a serious truck accident
near Vaalimaa.
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Explosive nitrogen sludge
has spread as far as Kotka.
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Drivers are urged to avoid
all roads leading to Kotka.
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Oh my Lord. Wow.
I guess we have to turn back.
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Now let's listen to some music
from Holland.
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Gerard Joling sings
about his pet lizard...
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Nitrogen sludge? That's cow shit.
It's not explosive.
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You should've come up
with something better.
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Shoot! Darn!
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I think our trip ends here.
-Did a satellite crash into Kotka?
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I accidentally put gas in the diesel
tank. The engine must be broken.
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You can still suck it out.
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Gas stations today
have no service anymore.
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Take your lunchbox
to the other meter.
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I just put gas into my diesel tank.
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey, dude.
You filled the tank up with gas?
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Yeah.
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Okay, let me take care of it.
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Hey. No. My mom's in the car.
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Hello, Mrs. Mom. May I ask you
to step outside for a moment?
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Oh, that's how you open it.
That's good to know.
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How come there's
so little gas coming out?
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Does the tank need to be cleaned?
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You're welcome.
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Mrs. Mom can go have coffee -
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while your son puts the cap back.
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You realize that you're going to
embarrass yourself? -So what?
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We're not the type
of people who do crazy things.
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We're rational. Embarrassing
oneself publicly is not rational.
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You know lawyers
can lose their credibility -
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because of these kinds
of stupid publicity stunts.
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Your dad liked to do crazy things.
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Well, no one ever
took him seriously.
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I've even considered
changing my last name.
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With all motherly love,
you've become quite an asshole.
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Look! Our sweet mechanic
is in trouble!
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She has a flat fire.
And we have her 'yack.
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I was wrong.
You've become a real asshole.
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Oh, I'm so sorry
for being the way I am.
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Being nice and goofing off will get
you nowhere. That's the truth.
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FINNISH KARAOKE
CHAMPIONSHIPS 2015
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THE KYMENLAAKSO CHOIR
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That's good.
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I gotta slow down. They might
dance in front of my car.
241
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,508
And here we have
a Latino in charge.
242
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,096
Sexy!
243
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:32,018
I don't care. The tryouts
already started. I'm late.
244
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:37,482
The 200 euros I paid -
245
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:41,861
was worth seeing a local
gas station and stealing a jack.
246
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:46,240
What 200 euros?
-The participation fee.
247
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:52,163
Participation fee? 200 euros?
248
00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:29,367
In force majeure events like these,
the Consumer Disputes Board -
249
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,537
advises returning the fee.
250
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:35,832
The situation is
that we don't have...
251
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,459
Why don't we take a look
at your rules?
252
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,087
Just forget it. It doesn't matter.
253
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:43,256
It was money well spent.
254
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:44,757
200 euros does matter.
255
00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:48,177
From your point of view,
it was well spent.
256
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,222
Just because a person
is from Helsinki doesn't mean -
257
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:55,143
that she's rich and
wants to throw money around.
258
00:23:55,226 --> 00:24:00,440
Welcome to the tryouts of
the Finnish Karaoke Championships.
259
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:03,443
If you don't have
a contestant number yet, -
260
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:06,362
hurry over to Jenni,
our contestant coordinator, -
261
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:09,657
to get your registration form.
262
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:13,161
That's what I've been trying
to tell you.
263
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:16,539
Our head judge was late,
so we're starting late.
264
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:20,376
If you're over 16, welcome.
265
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:24,005
Please fill in this form.
-Alright.
266
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:30,344
Hi. This is Jamissa Luukkonen.
She's over 18.
267
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:40,229
Hi, it's Mulkonsaari.
Is this the Rainesalo residence?
268
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:44,233
I called you because
I was too busy at work -
269
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:47,820
to wish you
a fun summer vacation.
270
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:50,740
So have a fun vacation. And...
271
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:54,577
What's up? Where are you?
272
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:02,335
There's nobody here.
273
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:05,755
There's no audience.
274
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,685
Is everyone
at the Karaoke Championships?
275
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:26,484
I work hard every day
Seven every morning, I'm on my way
276
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:29,820
I work hard just because
277
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:34,992
You're mine and, darling, I'm yours
278
00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:37,787
He's pretty good.
279
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,457
Like I said,
the level is pretty high.
280
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,876
There's no shame in backing out.
281
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,088
It'll be wonderful to sing
in such talented company.
282
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:50,049
These people aren't
your regular drunks.
283
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:57,515
Thank you, everyone.
284
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,852
That was great. Thank you.
That was contestant number...
285
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:06,023
I have to make a call.
- I'm up soon.
286
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:08,192
...Veikko "Veke" Hirvonen!
287
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:12,405
I made sure that Rainesalo and
Fagerholm are not here booing.
288
00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:15,408
Rainesalo was apparently
at choir practice -
289
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:19,620
and Fagerholm was
at his summerhouse drunk.
290
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:24,542
When are you coming home?
- Before midnight, I think.
291
00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:27,253
I have to let mom sing her song -
292
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,839
so that she gets her money's worth.
293
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,675
Excuse me.
I'm getting pregnant this month -
294
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,429
and hope I don't have to file
a police report on your smoking.
295
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:40,850
If I miscarry, you might be charged
with negligent homicide.
296
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,853
My mother-in-law is a lawyer.
-What are you talking about?
297
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,689
Are you only
interested in your mom?
298
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:50,401
Cut your umbilical cord before
we have one growing inside me.
299
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:54,405
I want you home no later than 2 a.m.
I have my sleep routine.
300
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,490
Okay.
-Bye bye, darling.
301
00:26:56,574 --> 00:26:59,368
Bye. Darling.
302
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:11,130
I'm a woman fully grown
303
00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:16,927
Where I'm going I certainly know
304
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,932
Let our union become
as strong as stone
305
00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:27,396
There 'll be no farewell
Our journey started so well
306
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:33,694
There may be difficulties
as we walk along
307
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:39,533
Our happiness is a wall
that protects us
308
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:44,372
This love makes us strong
309
00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:50,086
Our happiness is a bottomless pit
There's nothing that can stop it
310
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:56,634
Take it all, I don't care
I'm happy when you're near
311
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:09,855
I don't want to take your liberty
312
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:20,157
I want you to live free
313
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:32,211
I need you
A soulmate for a grown woman
314
00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:37,925
We'll share it all
We 'll catch each other if we fall
315
00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:45,391
A grown woman knows
the value of love
316
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:49,645
That was great.
317
00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:54,191
That was the 17th rendition
of "Grown Woman" tonight.
318
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,819
That's enough. Let's go.
319
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:02,408
There's singing and
then there's singing.
320
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:03,659
C'mon.
321
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,620
I'd welcome many
of these singers to our choir.
322
00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:10,958
What's the name of your choir?
-The Kymenlaakso Choir.
323
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:15,713
Are all the members here?
-No, it's just us.
324
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:19,091
Pirinen, see you at the market place
café, at one o'clock tomorrow.
325
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:21,510
See you.
326
00:29:23,012 --> 00:29:24,847
You want something to drink?
327
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:28,100
I'd love to, after the coffee.
328
00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:36,817
My father passed away
two weeks ago.
329
00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:39,528
My condolences.
330
00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:42,490
Ladies and gentlemen,
the time has come -
331
00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:45,826
to introduce our prestigious jury.
332
00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:51,248
First we have
cultural manager Eija Alanko.
333
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,168
Eija is responsible for arranging -
334
00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:57,630
a lengthy studio recording
session for the winner -
335
00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:00,966
and a gift certificate
to a dry cleaner's.
336
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:08,390
Next, we have
theater director Erik Pöppönen.
337
00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:13,145
Last but not least, -
338
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:17,525
we have an international star,
Kotka's very own -
339
00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:22,363
Susanna Salminen!
340
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:32,039
Susanna has sung opera
both in Milan and New York.
341
00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:34,291
She has appeared
in musicals in London -
342
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:37,670
and performed
in Kaija Saariaho's works.
343
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:40,548
Ladies and gentlemen,
she's here tonight.
344
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:42,800
Thank you.
345
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:46,595
I'd like to thank you on Susanna's
behalf for the warm words.
346
00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:49,390
I have a few warm words
to share with her backstage.
347
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:53,269
It's time to move on
in this contest.
348
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:57,231
I'd like to give a few words
of advice to the older ladies.
349
00:30:57,314 --> 00:31:01,569
I'd like to see you use
your imagination -
350
00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:06,115
when you pick the songs. You don't
always have to sing "Grown Woman," -
351
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:10,035
even though you've been
grown women for, like, ever.
352
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:16,083
Pöppönen, dammit. Do you even know
what a grown woman is?
353
00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:22,047
You're so slick you make me sick.
354
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:27,177
Don't. The kid from the theater
is partially right.
355
00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:31,307
We menopause sopranos
and Alzheimer's altos -
356
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,767
could use a little imagination.
357
00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:38,647
We could sing classics
from the 1950s. Right, girls?
358
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:41,775
I'm actually a theater director -
359
00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:44,653
and just wanted to give
friendly advice.
360
00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:51,118
It's time to announce the singers who
made it to the next round. Thank you.
361
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:55,915
The following contestants
have made it to the next round.
362
00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:02,046
8-
363
00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,798
17.
364
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,676
19.
365
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,846
69.
-Thank you.
366
00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:14,391
72.
367
00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:19,813
23.
368
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:23,567
70.
369
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,737
I only work with her.
370
00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:30,532
Does your wife know that cardiac
massage is part of your job now?
371
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:35,329
Don't stick your nose
in my marriage. -Hi. Hi.
372
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:39,291
Great singing.
I'm sure it's a nice hobby.
373
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:42,503
The situation is this:
374
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:46,715
you should change the list of people
who've made it to the second round.
375
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:49,551
Who the hell are you?
376
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:53,722
Arto Mulkonsaari, chemical engineer.
-Mulkonsaari...
377
00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,141
My mom Leena Mulkonsaari -
378
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,936
doesn't really want to be
in the contest.
379
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,563
She was kind of forced
to participate by a family friend.
380
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:06,026
He's a pastor
who thinks he's a punk rocker.
381
00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:08,529
We're not going
to make any changes.
382
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:11,907
She can leave if she wants to.
This is no karaoke prison.
383
00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:15,494
I've heard that people
working in the cultural sector -
384
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:18,706
depend on social grants.
385
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,334
200 euros.
386
00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:25,462
Wouldn't you like to buy something
nice for yourselves or your spouses?
387
00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:29,675
What's going on here?
-An attempt to bribe the judges.
388
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:35,139
Right.
I'm looking for the roulette table.
389
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:38,225
Does anybody know
where the roulette table is?
390
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:49,319
I'm happy I managed to free Arto
from the anaconda's hold.
391
00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:54,491
With all due respect
for my clear daughter-in-law.
392
00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:03,250
I miss you so much.
393
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:07,880
I miss you too, Laughable Lawyer.
394
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:13,469
Your "Grown Woman" was the best.
-Right.
395
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:21,477
I must select a new singing niche.
396
00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:30,903
I have to segment my target
audience, as Arto would say.
397
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:35,115
Sing to him, the way you sang
to him when he was little.
398
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:40,037
He won't listen.
"Mom, don't sing."
399
00:34:40,162 --> 00:34:43,749
He's been saying it since 1988.
400
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:52,883
Mom, I'll cancel these rooms.
We're going home.
401
00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:55,928
No, we're not.
I'm staying till the end.
402
00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:59,723
No, we're going home.
You can watch the contest online.
403
00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:02,184
YouTube is full of amateur singing.
404
00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:05,145
I don't want
to sit in the car at night.
405
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,482
You can sleep.
406
00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:11,568
My neck and shoulders will hurt.
I might get sciatica -
407
00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:16,073
or a blood clot in my leg.
I'm not young anymore.
408
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:17,741
Fine.
We'll wake up early and leave.
409
00:35:17,825 --> 00:35:21,745
You're always in a hurry.
You never had time -
410
00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:24,873
to build houses in the woods with me
even when you were a kid.
411
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:29,086
Why don't we go play
mini golf tomorrow.
412
00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:31,588
Wait till you're retired
and have grandkids.
413
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:36,093
You can build houses in the woods
with them. -I doubt it.
414
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,972
Mom.
415
00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:45,894
Marjukka has talked about scheduling
your visits to see grandkids.
416
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:50,482
We'll leave right after breakfast.
417
00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:54,444
I made it to the second round.
I don't want to give up now.
418
00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:57,072
I don't want to give up my future.
Get it?
419
00:35:57,114 --> 00:36:00,701
If Rainesalo and Fagerholm
see how you sing, -
420
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:05,455
I won't get the management
position. I might lose my job.
421
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:10,627
No, I didn't get
that I sing so badly.
422
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,061
LEENA'S SONGS
423
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,647
1 THE SOUTHWEST WIND
("MOM, DON'T SING.")
424
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,816
2 GROWN WOMAN
(JUDGE WON'T LIKE IT)
425
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:41,158
Quails and swallows rise
on the back of the southwest wind
426
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:48,707
Across borders the wind flies
Carrying cheerful melodies within
427
00:36:51,335 --> 00:36:54,588
Mom, don't sing.
428
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:11,396
My girlfriend's really upset
that she didn't make it through.
429
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:13,732
She invested a lot in this.
430
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:16,818
I understand that it'll be nicer
for you two to go home.
431
00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:21,073
Here's your receipt. Good luck
with next year's competition.
432
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:29,289
How can I help you?
-Where will breakfast be served?
433
00:37:29,373 --> 00:37:33,377
In the restaurant starting at 8:30.
-Thank you.
434
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:37,214
You sang beautifully.
435
00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:46,807
I'd like to know
if it's still possible to...
436
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:52,145
I understand that it might not.
And that's okay.
437
00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:56,191
Would you possibly have -
438
00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:59,152
two rooms available for tomorrow?
439
00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:02,489
Yes, we've had a couple of
cancellations from contestants -
440
00:38:02,531 --> 00:38:06,243
who didn't make it through.
-I see.
441
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,997
They're also available
the clay after tomorrow.
442
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,708
You want one or two extra nights?
443
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,794
MARjUKKA: YOU'RE RUINING
MY OVULATION! COME HOME!
444
00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:20,674
Sure. Two nights.
445
00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,836
Good morning.
446
00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:01,923
I booked two extra nights.
We'll stay till the end.
447
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:03,342
But you were...
448
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,845
I can make an exception.
For humanistic reasons.
449
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:10,640
But here are the rules:
you'll follow my training program -
450
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:14,728
and won't accept drinks
from strange men.
451
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:18,398
Weren't you in a hurry
to go home to Marjukka? -No.
452
00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:23,153
There's nothing
that can't wait a month.
453
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:25,781
Alright. Let's start.
454
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:29,868
Create a positive first impression.
Nonverbal communication is essential.
455
00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:33,205
Look at people in the back,
middle and front, -
456
00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:36,792
left and right. And relax.
457
00:39:36,917 --> 00:39:39,711
Don't singers
usually relax by drinking?
458
00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:41,630
Clear alcohol, clear voice.
459
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:45,467
Remember what happened
to Whitney Houston.
460
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,095
"If your voice is strained, -
461
00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:53,725
you should decrease volume,
or try the following exercise."
462
00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:07,656
Don't shake me
when I'm reading this.
463
00:40:11,535 --> 00:40:14,204
Then this exercise.
464
00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:33,890
Hi.
-Hi. How are you?
465
00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:53,743
Are these sauna hats?
466
00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:57,289
No. Do they look like them?
467
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:05,422
Excuse me. Are you, by any chance,
in the beauty or fashion industry?
468
00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:08,967
In a way.
I'm a textile handicraft teacher.
469
00:41:09,593 --> 00:41:12,512
The thing is
that I need your help, Ma'am.
470
00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:19,603
Hi. How you doing, buddy?
-I'm okay.
471
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:23,899
Hi. Your name is Pirinen, right?
-Yes.
472
00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:32,157
Are you Leena Mulkonsaari?
-Yes.
473
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,117
Costume designer.
474
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,036
Voice coach.
475
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,163
Choreographer.
476
00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:52,469
MARjUKKA: WHEN ARE YOU
COMING?? I'M OVULATING!!
477
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:57,390
ARTO: I CAN'T MAKE IT TODAY.
TRY TO KEEP IT GOING.
478
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,108
No...
479
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,209
Mulkonsaari.
480
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,170
Oh hi.
481
00:42:27,254 --> 00:42:28,880
Are you playing bus driver?
482
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:33,677
No. The wind got hold of my money.
483
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,681
And blew it here. I'm going
over there. To buy ice-cream.
484
00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:40,308
To celebrate
the start of my vacation.
485
00:42:40,433 --> 00:42:43,853
Isn't Florence a bit further south?
486
00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:46,773
Right.
487
00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:49,192
I remembered you guys talking -
488
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:53,446
about summerhouses and fishing, -
489
00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:57,409
so I suggested to my wife
that we should find out -
490
00:42:57,492 --> 00:43:00,495
if being at a summerhouse
was a good -
491
00:43:00,537 --> 00:43:03,498
recreational method.
492
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,959
You picked
the worst possible moment.
493
00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:10,630
Those damn pests have ruined
the idyllic atmosphere here.
494
00:43:10,714 --> 00:43:16,261
You're not coming... going -
495
00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:19,139
to see the contest?
Too boo at people.
496
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:23,560
No way I'm spending my vacation
doing that.
497
00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:28,982
Didn't your family have
karaoke equipment in the '80s?
498
00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:30,984
No.
-Yes, you did.
499
00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,069
No, we didn't.
500
00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:37,073
My mother
is a lawyer and loves opera.
501
00:43:37,157 --> 00:43:39,451
You did.
502
00:43:40,327 --> 00:43:42,162
No, we didn't.
-Yes, you did.
503
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:45,081
No, we didn't.
-Yes, you did.
504
00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:51,212
Damn gross.
505
00:43:51,338 --> 00:43:54,674
Alright then.
Take the bus to the garage.
506
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:15,528
Yoo-hoo!
Now we'll make your voice flow.
507
00:44:15,612 --> 00:44:18,698
I brought you
throat pastilles, fruit -
508
00:44:18,782 --> 00:44:21,326
and vitamin drinks.
509
00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:24,996
Did you feel alone as a child?
510
00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:29,250
No. Of course not.
511
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:33,338
I was in the IT Scout Group
and chess club -
512
00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:37,300
and summers
I was at science camp.
513
00:44:37,384 --> 00:44:41,846
That's right.
-I'm glad I did.
514
00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:44,974
I have a lot of good memories
of programming, differentiating -
515
00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:49,646
and Botvinnik-Slav
chess openings. I sure do.
516
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:56,569
And Kauko and I
just sang and danced.
517
00:44:58,655 --> 00:45:02,617
We should've kept
a closer eye on you.
518
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:10,125
Did you give the jack back?
I don't want it to affect my points.
519
00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:21,594
Here we go.
A cup of coffee and a jack.
520
00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:28,059
I might want jam on my jack.
521
00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:31,604
Or maybe a jam filling?
522
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:35,859
A jack with a jam filling.
523
00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:50,582
Isn't it delicious?
524
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:53,126
We had a cup of coffee -
525
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,628
and then joked about
eating the jack with jam on top.
526
00:45:55,712 --> 00:46:00,133
We laughed so hard.
527
00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:02,260
I think it's interesting -
528
00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:05,263
that you canceled our plans
with a rude text message.
529
00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:08,141
And then you don't answer your phone.
530
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:12,604
This Veikko "Veke" -
531
00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:16,775
is very... pleasant to be around.
And very different from you.
532
00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:20,987
Or me. We don't really know
people like him.
533
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:24,657
Darling, you don't sound
like yourself. You sound hyper.
534
00:46:24,741 --> 00:46:29,704
Take half a sleeping pill and
go to bed immediately.- Okay.
535
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,832
Head home
first thing in the morning -
536
00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:36,127
so that we can stay
on the baby-making schedule.
537
00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:41,382
Okay.
I'll take the pill right away.
538
00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:47,138
And then water.
-Then water.
539
00:46:48,765 --> 00:46:51,643
Goodnight, darling.
540
00:46:51,768 --> 00:46:54,020
Goodnight.
541
00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:57,607
Arto, did you forget something?
542
00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:01,319
Darling.
543
00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:25,718
That was amazing.
544
00:47:26,427 --> 00:47:31,850
That was contestant number 23,
Miranda.
545
00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:34,519
Let's see what our judges
think of her performance.
546
00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:40,441
Let's start with Eija.
5, 6, 7, 8... 9 points.
547
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:43,111
Nine points. Thank you, Eija.
548
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,405
Then it's Erik's turn.
549
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:48,533
Also 9 points.
550
00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:50,702
6-
551
00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:54,622
Let's see
what our head judge thinks.
552
00:47:54,706 --> 00:48:00,837
It's rising. It's rising. 9 points!
553
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:05,633
Yay! Amazing.
Congratulations, Miranda.
554
00:48:05,758 --> 00:48:11,180
Let's welcome
contestant number 72 onstage.
555
00:48:11,264 --> 00:48:14,434
This next song has
some naughty lyrics.
556
00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:18,479
Leena will sing
"An Old Woman Out of Control."
557
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:20,690
Come on up, Leena.
558
00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:35,705
I wake up in a strange house
559
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:41,544
It would be hard
560
00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:47,175
To tell that man sleeping next to me
561
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:51,471
That I'm married
562
00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:57,769
It would be hard to explain
563
00:48:58,394 --> 00:49:02,982
That my marriage is withering
564
00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:08,363
Forty years between the sheets
with the same man
565
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:11,908
I lost my womanhood, way back when
566
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:17,789
I just wanted you to find it again
567
00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:22,919
I thought about'...
- Everybody sing along!
568
00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:28,049
I already wanted you
on the way here, it's true
569
00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:33,304
I took a conscious risk
when I strayed
570
00:49:33,388 --> 00:49:37,225
I was an old woman
out of control
571
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:41,938
I was an old woman
out of control
572
00:49:42,063 --> 00:49:45,900
Stop the music. Thank you.
573
00:49:46,693 --> 00:49:50,530
This is a contest for soloists.
574
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:54,450
The main idea is to sing solo.
575
00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:57,787
I suggest that
contestant number 72 -
576
00:49:57,870 --> 00:50:00,498
be disqualified -
577
00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:04,293
clue to using dishonest means
and breaking the rules.
578
00:50:04,377 --> 00:50:08,589
Pöppönen, shove your rules...
-I didn't see anything forbidden.
579
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:12,468
Rules are rules.
- Rules are rules. Que pasa?
580
00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:16,889
Where's my rules addict
when I need him?
581
00:50:16,973 --> 00:50:19,726
Pöppönen, show us the rule.
582
00:50:19,809 --> 00:50:23,563
You working-class people -
583
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:26,274
never respect any rules anyway.
584
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:30,987
All you ever do is create more rules.
-Rules are made to be followed.
585
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:35,324
Does anybody have the rules?
-I do!
586
00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:44,709
Why don't I continue, since
I seem to be the only person -
587
00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:49,213
who has read the rules
through and through.
588
00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:01,392
There's no mention of -
589
00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:04,228
the audience singing along.
No mention whatsoever.
590
00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:06,481
Then I suppose it's permitted.
591
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:10,693
And as far as I understand, these
rules don't apply to the audience.
592
00:51:10,777 --> 00:51:14,864
And a performing artist can't stop
the audience from singing along -
593
00:51:14,947 --> 00:51:17,033
if the audience decides to do so.
594
00:51:17,075 --> 00:51:21,329
I think there should always be morals
and equality in a competition.
595
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:25,041
Isn't that what this is all about?
596
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:28,878
Erik, how do you apply
morals and equality -
597
00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:32,048
when you cast female actors
in your theater?
598
00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:33,549
"1 WAS TOO OLD FOR
PÖPPÖNEN'S LADY MACBETH."
599
00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:37,720
In that case I, of course...
600
00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:41,766
This case...
601
00:51:41,849 --> 00:51:46,395
Could we discuss
that later in private?
602
00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:51,651
Yes, if you stop with the silly
disqualification crap. -Sure.
603
00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:54,904
Here you are.
604
00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:58,282
Erik must be thinking of-
605
00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:01,953
the Stand-Up Championships rule
on agitating the audience.
606
00:52:02,036 --> 00:52:04,872
Good job, Arto. Let's move one.
607
00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:10,920
I want to love you tender
608
00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:14,549
You're like a flower
in all your splendor
609
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:20,513
I could never cause you any pain
610
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:25,726
You want to love me tender
611
00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,980
That's what you say
and want me to surrender
612
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:31,023
I was wearing a woolen hat
613
00:52:31,065 --> 00:52:34,068
And speedos, corduroy pants
and rubber boots
614
00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:36,696
When we met
615
00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:39,031
Yala yalla yala yala we y
616
00:52:39,115 --> 00:52:44,078
A cricket picked this teeth
with a rake
617
00:52:44,203 --> 00:52:48,499
Meninas bonitas
Tonight, yeah
618
00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:53,254
It doesn't matter where we are
We're gonna party there
619
00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:56,924
I feel so blue
620
00:52:57,008 --> 00:53:00,928
Whenever I think of you
621
00:53:01,012 --> 00:53:08,728
I lost something beautiful
when I lost you
622
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:11,731
That woman
is such a nice person...
623
00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:13,941
They're not competing in niceness.
624
00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:17,320
They're competing
in performance competence.
625
00:53:17,612 --> 00:53:20,198
Funny you should say that.
626
00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:24,160
Now we have the ten finalists.
-That's right.
627
00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:26,621
Susanna. Susanna.
628
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:30,499
You have nothing in common
with that stiff engineer.
629
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:32,752
He drives an SUV.
630
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:36,339
But I drive a Mini Cooper.
That's culture.
631
00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:40,885
Why the hell do you drive
a Mini Cooper? You have a family.
632
00:53:40,927 --> 00:53:43,888
My family means nothing to me.
633
00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:46,432
I see something in you
that others don't.
634
00:53:46,515 --> 00:53:50,728
We're both cultured people. Susanna.
635
00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:57,818
I want to thank all our finalists.
636
00:53:57,902 --> 00:54:02,823
And tomorrow one of you will be
the Finnish Karaoke Champion.
637
00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:06,244
I thank you all and wish you
a nice rest of the evening.
638
00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:09,038
Good luck in the finals.
639
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,207
You should be in the finals.
640
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:14,752
I would've wanted to.
But I'll be there in spirit.
641
00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:18,214
Great performance, Leena.
I loved watching you.
642
00:54:18,339 --> 00:54:20,508
Thank you.
643
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:24,679
You did great. Again next year.
644
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:27,139
Sure.
645
00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:36,190
You did a good job.
646
00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:40,695
Thank you.
647
00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:46,158
Let's go to Sapokka!
648
00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:48,703
Let's go as we discussed.
649
00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:54,834
Sapokka? Mom, where...
650
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:57,878
They're going to sing
karaoke in a park.
651
00:54:57,962 --> 00:55:00,631
It was Porakka's idea. He's a cop.
652
00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:03,676
Can I buy you a drink?
653
00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:06,512
I want to thank you
for taking care of Pöppönen.
654
00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:09,765
Yes, it's okay.
655
00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:22,528
I haven't drank these in years.
656
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:28,200
My wi... My wi...
My wine tasting club -
657
00:55:28,284 --> 00:55:32,079
friends always lecture me about
the aspartame and sugar in these.
658
00:55:32,163 --> 00:55:36,667
What do you do for a living?
-I'm a chemical engineer.
659
00:55:36,751 --> 00:55:38,753
How did you become one?
660
00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:43,758
Did you ever think you'd become
a lawyer like your mom?
661
00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:49,096
Well... I don't really like
public speaking.
662
00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:55,227
And no presentation skills
courses will help in my case.
663
00:55:55,311 --> 00:55:59,690
It would be nice, also at work, -
664
00:55:59,774 --> 00:56:05,696
not to be so nervous and afraid
in front of an audience.
665
00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:13,120
Have you ever tried
getting really drunk? -No.
666
00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:15,414
Good.
667
00:56:15,498 --> 00:56:18,793
I once took ecstasy before
getting onstage in London.
668
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:21,587
What?
-Yeah.
669
00:56:21,670 --> 00:56:24,632
I thought I'd taken a painkiller.
670
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,676
There were
all kinds of pills backstage.
671
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,971
But it was a molly.
-Right.
672
00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:36,352
Composer Kaija Saariaho
wasn't thrilled -
673
00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:39,814
about my quirky interpretation,
but I thought -
674
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:43,484
I was free and relaxed
and full of primitive power.
675
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:46,862
I just sang
without thinking about it.
676
00:56:46,946 --> 00:56:50,324
I didn't worry about screwing up.
677
00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:53,452
It was wonderful.
678
00:56:53,536 --> 00:56:57,540
Sometimes you just
have to do crazy things.
679
00:57:05,381 --> 00:57:09,885
You want another drink?
It's on me. -Sure.
680
00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:25,067
The sky is blue and white
681
00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:31,782
And full of stars
682
00:57:31,907 --> 00:57:36,537
My young heart is...
683
00:57:36,579 --> 00:57:39,874
If we see a copper
684
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:45,045
In the back alleys...
- What the hell?
685
00:57:46,172 --> 00:57:48,924
Goddammit.
686
00:58:15,034 --> 00:58:19,788
We 're down and out
687
00:58:19,914 --> 00:58:23,209
We live on the wrong side
of the tracks
688
00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:25,169
I'm sorry, -
689
00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:29,215
but I have to interrupt
this cacophony.
690
00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:32,843
Traditionally this stage
has been reserved -
691
00:58:32,885 --> 00:58:37,306
for our summer cantata shows.
692
00:58:37,389 --> 00:58:41,560
You could go to a disco.
693
00:58:41,644 --> 00:58:44,313
You'll find one near the harbor.
694
00:58:49,944 --> 00:58:52,738
What?
-Can we keep the lights on?
695
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:57,159
Of course. I want to see us
in the mirror. -Sure.
696
00:58:57,243 --> 00:59:01,872
We have to do something drastic.
These people aren't going anywhere.
697
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:07,294
You can't fight here.
698
00:59:08,337 --> 00:59:11,465
What? You came here to fight?
699
00:59:28,607 --> 00:59:30,859
Beat them with your sheet music!
700
00:59:33,362 --> 00:59:35,489
Stop! Stop that immediately!
701
00:59:57,803 --> 01:00:00,889
No answer.
702
01:00:03,309 --> 01:00:05,978
I'd like to have a room then.
703
01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:27,499
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
704
01:00:45,351 --> 01:00:47,978
Oh shit.
705
01:00:52,733 --> 01:00:56,362
Great. Good job, Arto.
706
01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:00,199
Good job, Arto.
707
01:01:00,282 --> 01:01:04,161
Perfect. Perfect.
708
01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:12,127
Arto. Yes, Mulkonsaari.
709
01:01:13,212 --> 01:01:18,467
Yes, I know my last name
sounds funny.
710
01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:21,762
What? The police?
711
01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:31,939
GROUP FIGHT IN SAPOKKA
712
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:43,117
That was a very unpleasant way to
wake up. You women cause trouble.
713
01:01:43,242 --> 01:01:45,786
The police called me.
And I have to take care of...
714
01:01:45,828 --> 01:01:49,665
I've been sitting here all night.
According to Finnish law...
715
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,836
Arto, what is it?
-just a moment.
716
01:01:55,963 --> 01:01:59,341
Mulkonsaari.
-Hi.
717
01:01:59,425 --> 01:02:03,887
You know these karaoke idiots?
-Oh no.
718
01:02:03,971 --> 01:02:08,058
I'm here to file a report...
My phone was stolen.
719
01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:14,064
And then immediately found.
-Sucks having to go through that.
720
01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:21,280
Let's keep this between us,
you know, us meeting here.
721
01:02:21,363 --> 01:02:23,615
Sure. I wouldn't...
722
01:02:23,699 --> 01:02:26,452
We'll discuss the sewage project -
723
01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:29,496
and management positions later.
724
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:32,666
No. You can't go in there.
725
01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:35,586
The cleaning lady just went in.
726
01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:39,673
She said it'll take
at least 15 minutes.
727
01:02:39,715 --> 01:02:42,801
There's a sewage problem.
728
01:02:56,732 --> 01:02:59,735
Oh, you've been plowing the fields.
729
01:03:01,737 --> 01:03:04,907
Plowing.
730
01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:09,119
I've had enough.
731
01:03:09,203 --> 01:03:12,122
Now we're going home.
You resisted an officer.
732
01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:14,208
I bumped into Rainesalo.
733
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,835
There's been acts of adultery
and soda drinking.
734
01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:20,005
Who committed adultery?
735
01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:23,967
I'm sure many people did
in a bacchanal like this.
736
01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:29,765
It wasn't that long ago
when adultery was a real crime.
737
01:03:31,767 --> 01:03:34,311
I don't understand what's going on.
738
01:03:34,394 --> 01:03:36,563
I want to go home to clear my head.
-Okay.
739
01:03:36,647 --> 01:03:41,819
But shouldn't we wait
until that love bite has faded?
740
01:03:41,902 --> 01:03:45,989
What?
-You have a hickey on your neck.
741
01:03:46,949 --> 01:03:50,202
No. No, Mom.
-Yes, it is.
742
01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:53,497
No.
-It is a hickey.
743
01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:57,251
I'll see you here in a minute.
I'll go pack my bag.
744
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:07,594
There sure was some erotic action
in the judge's room last night.
745
01:04:07,636 --> 01:04:11,849
You mean the singer?
-Yeah. The bed was broken.
746
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,530
Hi. You didn't come for breakfast.
747
01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:29,658
No. I'd like to apologize.
748
01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:34,705
For not coming to breakfast?
Come on in. -No. No.
749
01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:40,669
I want to apologize for last night.
750
01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:42,629
They won't charge for the bed.
751
01:04:42,713 --> 01:04:47,175
They can't prove it broke
because we were humping on it.
752
01:04:48,302 --> 01:04:52,556
I don't know
what got into me last night.
753
01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:55,976
I've never had a conversation
like the one I had with you.
754
01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:57,978
Things kind of got out of hand.
755
01:04:58,061 --> 01:05:01,189
You don't have to explain.
756
01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:05,319
We're two single adults.
It's okay to have fun, and we did.
757
01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:07,988
I've never clone anything like this.
758
01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:11,491
I've had a good life
and I'm a decent person.
759
01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:15,037
I don't do things like this.
760
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:18,707
Well, that sounds a bit boring.
761
01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:24,504
And you're not boring.
762
01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:28,050
Not at all.
763
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:35,015
Let's make a deal.
If we meet again, -
764
01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:39,478
we'll overdose on soda
and break another bed.
765
01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:42,439
Deal.
766
01:05:55,035 --> 01:05:59,915
You know I can't stand yelling
like that. Where have you been?
767
01:05:59,998 --> 01:06:03,919
Here.
-I've called you a number of times.
768
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:06,755
I was asleep.
It's the sea air.
769
01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:10,717
It makes me sleep so well.
-We have sea air at home.
770
01:06:10,801 --> 01:06:12,970
It's different here.
What are you doing here?
771
01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:16,556
I couldn't wait to see you.
772
01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:18,392
Marjukka, darling.
773
01:06:18,517 --> 01:06:21,019
The peak was yesterday, -
774
01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:23,355
but we can still try.
-Yeah.
775
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:26,650
Let's give our baby a chance.
776
01:06:35,367 --> 01:06:37,995
Hi.
-Hi.
777
01:06:51,758 --> 01:06:55,554
Look. You know what this is?
778
01:07:09,151 --> 01:07:12,237
Probably an allergic reaction -
779
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,657
to bedbugs.
780
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:20,495
From sleeping in a dirty bed,
no doubt.
781
01:07:22,664 --> 01:07:26,501
Tomorrow night you'll be
in my room. Grab your bag.
782
01:07:26,585 --> 01:07:30,213
We'll go buy you a polo shirt.
783
01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:35,177
I guess I'll always be singing
songs by the duo Matti and Teppo.
784
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:38,847
They know
the soul of the Finnish man.
785
01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:42,309
And like me,
they come from a seaside town.
786
01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:46,605
Tonight I'll sing
"Where Have You Been?"
787
01:07:51,151 --> 01:07:53,487
Leena, are you okay?
788
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:59,159
Oh yes. I just have heartburn.
Thanks for the coffee.
789
01:08:10,045 --> 01:08:14,091
This is toxic.
The clay the music died.
790
01:08:14,174 --> 01:08:17,552
Arto's permafrosted wife -
791
01:08:17,636 --> 01:08:20,514
will freeze the sea in Sapokka.
792
01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:26,645
I'd like to invite
all our finalists onstage -
793
01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:31,399
so that everybody can see you.
794
01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:34,236
Excuse me.
795
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:39,616
Our finalist Jari Lahtinen
sends his apologies, -
796
01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:42,702
saying that unfortunately he
will not be able to sing tonight.
797
01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:46,832
One of the local choir members
798
01:08:46,915 --> 01:08:51,545
sat on him last night
and broke his ribs.
799
01:08:53,213 --> 01:08:58,552
I hope Jari will be well soon.
800
01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:04,766
Thank you.
You know what?
801
01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:07,686
Since Jari can't sing
here tonight, -
802
01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:12,399
I'd like to welcome
contestant number 72 onstage.
803
01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:15,235
Leena Mulkonsaari!
804
01:09:15,694 --> 01:09:21,616
Yes, it's you. Come and join
the other finalists. Congratulations.
805
01:09:34,546 --> 01:09:37,883
I'm away from home a lot
I can't help it
806
01:09:37,966 --> 01:09:41,052
Someone 3 gotta do
the work! do
807
01:09:41,136 --> 01:09:44,389
You know I only get angry
808
01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:47,767
When I have a good reason to
809
01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:51,146
When I came home today
810
01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:54,566
The main thing wasn't there
811
01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:58,111
When there's no food on the table
812
01:09:58,195 --> 01:10:01,323
A man's a thing to fear
813
01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:07,829
Where have you been?
I just want to ask
814
01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:14,544
Is my work the problem?
Are you throwing our happiness away?
815
01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:35,148
I have to go to the toilet.
To the men's room.
816
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:52,457
How have you been, Leena?
817
01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:57,754
You're one persistent girl.
But so am I.
818
01:10:59,714 --> 01:11:04,678
Then there's a boy
who you don't understand at all.
819
01:11:06,554 --> 01:11:10,100
Although I'm not sure
if I do, either.
820
01:11:12,644 --> 01:11:15,480
Kauko, please.
821
01:11:28,243 --> 01:11:31,037
The men's room.
822
01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:37,252
The men's room. The men's.
823
01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:40,964
What kind of a man am I?
824
01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:46,720
Shit. Shit. The men's room.
825
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:49,514
What kind of a man am I?
826
01:11:49,597 --> 01:11:52,392
Mom, this is the men's room.
-I know.
827
01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:55,729
I could hear your show
all the way from the lobby.
828
01:11:57,355 --> 01:12:03,778
Arto, this was our most prized
possession, along with a home video.
829
01:12:12,454 --> 01:12:19,169
Seriously. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
830
01:12:19,294 --> 01:12:22,422
That and the home video
from your birthday party -
831
01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:27,218
are the first two things
we would've saved from a fire.
832
01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:35,894
If Marjukka saw this,
she'd put me in a mental hospital.
833
01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:40,523
She's a persistent girl
who understands nothing.
834
01:12:41,649 --> 01:12:45,028
At times your clad wished
you were gay. -C'mon.
835
01:12:45,111 --> 01:12:48,573
We might've gotten
a drag queen son-in-law.
836
01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:51,910
Mom, stop.
-With love.
837
01:12:51,993 --> 01:12:57,665
I've handled adoptions for many
gay couples pro bono. -I know that.
838
01:12:57,749 --> 01:13:01,836
You've always handled things
for some whiny losers.
839
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:05,090
You've been a mother
to the whole world.
840
01:13:05,215 --> 01:13:08,802
I've had to do everything
on my own since I was a kid.
841
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:14,099
I had to find the chess club, even
though I didn't know how to read.
842
01:13:15,767 --> 01:13:21,523
And you stopped singing to me
at bedtime. You just stopped.
843
01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:26,152
You said, "Mom, don't sing."
You didn't want me to sing.
844
01:13:26,236 --> 01:13:29,989
Your songs were so sad.
I had anxiety.
845
01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:33,243
You sang about orphan ducklings,
lovers dying from worry, -
846
01:13:33,368 --> 01:13:38,039
a new bride dying and young men
working in horrible conditions.
847
01:13:38,123 --> 01:13:42,627
I didn't realize that you were
so sensitive. -That's right.
848
01:13:42,752 --> 01:13:47,006
And you didn't say anything
when I brought Marjukka home.
849
01:13:47,090 --> 01:13:51,344
You and dad just laughed
at her behind our backs.
850
01:13:51,386 --> 01:13:54,889
Your clad and I have always been...
-Yes, you have!
851
01:13:54,973 --> 01:13:59,519
You've always been. You always will
be, even though one of you is dead.
852
01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:03,022
Do I have to die
to get into your inner circle?
853
01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:06,734
For God's sake! Having fun doesn't
mean you have an inner circle.
854
01:14:06,818 --> 01:14:09,112
Yes, it does!
855
01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:17,662
Sometimes laughter
can be very cold and mean.
856
01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:23,585
That kind of laughter
makes you feel all alone.
857
01:14:26,087 --> 01:14:30,008
I am the way I am
because I had to be like this.
858
01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:35,096
I don't laugh. I don't chitchat
or perform publicly.
859
01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:38,099
But, for fuck's sake,
I remain standing.
860
01:14:57,994 --> 01:15:02,415
I used to sing to my son
at bedtime when he was little.
861
01:15:02,499 --> 01:15:08,129
The boy grew and didn't want
his mom to sing anymore.
862
01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:11,716
What took you so long?
-I downed a vodka and coke.
863
01:15:11,799 --> 01:15:15,053
But now I have the contest
organizers' permission to sing, -
864
01:15:15,136 --> 01:15:18,681
and my son
wouldn't dare run away.
865
01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:26,189
Arto, for once you can be
Mom and Dad's happy little boy.
866
01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:30,568
This song isn't sad.
867
01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:44,082
The southwest wind has lullabies
To whom does it sing?
868
01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:50,630
Perhaps for you if you have
laughing ears and eyes of a child
869
01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:56,928
Quails and swallows rise
on the back of the southwest wind
870
01:15:57,011 --> 01:16:03,768
Across borders the wind flies
Carrying cheerful melodies within
871
01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:16,614
The wind has long blue hair and
a mustache like a sunshine wreath
872
01:16:16,698 --> 01:16:23,204
It carries cinnamon flowers
Its wings are made of fluffy clouds
873
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:29,669
Seeing dirty cities makes
the southwest wind cry
874
01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:36,509
Unhappy people and hungry children,
that's the reason why
875
01:16:42,557 --> 01:16:49,439
The southwest wind laughs
whenever it sees joy
876
01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:56,738
It laughs when you find a friend,
a girl dragon or a human boy
877
01:17:28,061 --> 01:17:35,234
Quails and swallows rise
on the back of the southwest wind
878
01:17:35,318 --> 01:17:43,368
Across borders the wind flies
Carrying cheerful melodies within
879
01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,509
No use crying yet.
880
01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:03,721
Leena might have a few years left
if she gets a heart transplant.
881
01:18:03,805 --> 01:18:08,101
But they give them
to younger people first.
882
01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:12,355
What the hell are you
talking about? -What?
883
01:18:17,110 --> 01:18:19,487
You haven't told me!
-I have.
884
01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:24,575
You haven't, so take a hike.
By yourself.
885
01:18:24,659 --> 01:18:27,078
You're not a man
who can live alone.
886
01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:29,997
I'm not a man!
I'm a happy little boy.
887
01:18:30,081 --> 01:18:33,084
Vodka and coke
really doesn't agree with you.
888
01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:36,963
Marjukka, from now on
I'm going to be who I really am.
889
01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:41,050
I don't want this,
this kind of life.
890
01:18:41,134 --> 01:18:44,178
I don't want the life
of a chemical engineer -
891
01:18:44,262 --> 01:18:46,556
or nice neighborhoods.
892
01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:52,228
I want to eat meat pies from
the hot dog stand. And donuts.
893
01:18:52,311 --> 01:18:56,399
I want to have unplanned sex.
Can we have unplanned sex?
894
01:18:56,482 --> 01:19:01,821
I want to shout when I bang you!
I want to shout when I bang you!
895
01:19:03,281 --> 01:19:08,286
Arto, I understand.
896
01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:14,959
I've suspected for a long time
that our relationship is inequal -
897
01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:20,381
when it comes to emotional stability
and the genetics of intelligence.
898
01:19:22,216 --> 01:19:24,594
I see.
899
01:19:26,179 --> 01:19:30,933
But everything's okay.
See you at home.
900
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:34,353
We'll be dividing assets.
901
01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:36,981
This was it.
902
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:42,487
Alright.
903
01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:57,668
Excuse me,
do you have any extra pillows?
904
01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:02,673
Guess what?
I've got the results here.
905
01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:07,053
You want to know who the next
Finnish Karaoke Champion is?
906
01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:11,474
You want to know?
907
01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:14,519
The finals are on.
-I know!
908
01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:18,397
Alright. And then...
909
01:20:18,481 --> 01:20:22,109
Wait. Wait.
910
01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:26,989
I'd like to sing this.
911
01:20:33,287 --> 01:20:35,039
Excuse me.
912
01:20:35,081 --> 01:20:41,587
Hi, my name is Arto.
I used to be that happy little boy.
913
01:20:41,671 --> 01:20:46,133
I'd like to sing
if it's still possible.
914
01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:50,888
Let the boy sing.
915
01:20:51,931 --> 01:20:58,271
I guess it's okay. Go ahead, boy.
916
01:21:04,110 --> 01:21:06,612
I want to sing a song -
917
01:21:06,696 --> 01:21:12,368
that's probably meaningful to the
most important woman in my life.
918
01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:17,248
And to a woman with whom -
919
01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:23,170
I enjoyed a cup of coffee and a jack
at the Kotka Market Square.
920
01:21:23,254 --> 01:21:28,843
I want to thank you both.
921
01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:32,138
This trip has rocked my world.
922
01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:39,312
Oh shit.
923
01:21:46,277 --> 01:21:48,863
Here we go.
924
01:21:53,951 --> 01:21:59,332
Beautiful women were
all I could see
925
01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:06,923
Were you a charmer
just like me?
926
01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:12,428
What's done is done
Those memories won't last
927
01:22:12,511 --> 01:22:21,354
This burning love
makes me forget the past
928
01:22:21,812 --> 01:22:25,441
Let's do the butt bump
929
01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:30,780
There's something special
in that move
930
01:22:31,238 --> 01:22:34,951
Let's do the butt bump
931
01:22:35,034 --> 01:22:40,456
It gives me hot chills
I love the groove
932
01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:48,047
A little play brings joy to your day
I'm sure you want to dance like me
933
01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:57,139
Let's do the butt bump, there's
something special in that move
934
01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:11,737
Leena, get up. Leena.
What's wrong?
935
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:22,618
Your dad liked to do crazy things.
936
01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:25,162
Well, no one ever
took him seriously.
937
01:25:25,246 --> 01:25:28,457
I've even considered
changing my last name.
938
01:25:28,582 --> 01:25:34,004
With all motherly love,
you've become quite an asshole.
939
01:26:28,934 --> 01:26:33,981
Behind the grave is a woman
whose love is so sweet
940
01:26:34,064 --> 01:26:36,734
A woman whose love can't be beat
941
01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:42,031
I'll tell it to every human
Behind the grave there's a woman
942
01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:55,169
Don't get offended, Kauko. I just
think that your wife is a fine woman.
943
01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:10,184
Hi.
-Oh hi. How are you, buddy?
944
01:27:13,771 --> 01:27:16,732
Divorced.
945
01:27:17,691 --> 01:27:21,946
And now... I'm hungry.
946
01:27:24,114 --> 01:27:29,119
Last summer was rainy
My boyfriend left me
947
01:27:29,203 --> 01:27:34,083
My boss told me,
"This will be your last day."
948
01:27:34,166 --> 01:27:38,671
I thought things couldn't get
any worse
949
01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:41,924
But I was wrong
950
01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:51,350
Send me the video by e-mail.
Can you give me my laptop?
951
01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:55,938
You want me
to send it to Susanna, too?
952
01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:58,857
Sure.
953
01:27:58,941 --> 01:28:02,736
We won't let our international star
forget karaoke.
954
01:28:02,820 --> 01:28:09,451
Write: Soda overdose next summer.
Arto says hi.
955
01:28:09,535 --> 01:28:12,746
Soda overdose?
956
01:28:13,038 --> 01:28:15,499
Soda overdose.
957
01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:10,220
Have you become your dad?
958
01:29:10,304 --> 01:29:13,349
If you screw up
in front of our Spanish guests, -
959
01:29:13,432 --> 01:29:16,393
I won't be able
to keep you afloat anymore.
960
01:29:25,903 --> 01:29:30,157
Mulkonsaari, don't suck the mic.
961
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:34,828
Fagerholm, why don't you shut up.
962
01:30:02,272 --> 01:30:07,027
My boss told me,
"This will be your last day."
963
01:31:30,444 --> 01:31:34,114
The position is yours. Interested in
running the international department?
964
01:31:34,198 --> 01:31:37,868
No. Thanks but no thanks.
965
01:31:38,911 --> 01:31:42,164
Gracias por nada and all.
966
01:31:42,247 --> 01:31:46,543
Rainesalo and Fagerholm, I'll never
invite you to my birthday party.
967
01:31:46,585 --> 01:31:52,216
Mr. Buttercookie says hi. He thinks
you're a pair of total assholes.
968
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:52,276
FINNISH KARAOKE
CHAMPIONSHIPS 2016
969
01:33:19,344 --> 01:33:22,180
Thank you,
the Kymenlaakso Choir.
970
01:33:22,264 --> 01:33:24,766
Next I want
to introduce our judges.
971
01:33:24,850 --> 01:33:29,187
The new director
of the Kotka Theater: Eija Alanko.
972
01:33:30,105 --> 01:33:33,567
Last year's winner,
our very own Justin Timberlake, -
973
01:33:33,692 --> 01:33:36,737
Veikko "Veke" Hirvonen!
974
01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:39,323
Then we have a man -
975
01:33:39,406 --> 01:33:41,575
who's barefoot -
976
01:33:41,658 --> 01:33:43,910
and loves Kotka.
977
01:33:43,994 --> 01:33:46,538
From last year we also remember
his mother, -
978
01:33:46,622 --> 01:33:50,000
Leena, who blew us away
with her performance.
979
01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:53,545
Arto "Butt Bump" Mulkonsaari.
980
01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:59,426
Then we'll take a short break.
981
01:34:00,427 --> 01:34:04,139
After this we'll go eat herring
steaks at Restaurant Kairo. -Sure.
982
01:34:06,266 --> 01:34:08,393
The lady over there sent this.
983
01:34:12,356 --> 01:34:18,070
I see. We can have
the herring steaks a little later.
984
01:34:19,112 --> 01:34:22,032
I'll try not to break
the bed tonight.
985
01:34:22,949 --> 01:34:24,951
Can you dog-sh Fret“?
986
01:34:25,035 --> 01:34:29,498
Your mother would say you're
a shameless boy. She'd be happy.
987
01:34:29,581 --> 01:34:33,377
Can I give Fredi herring?
-Sure.
988
01:34:42,052 --> 01:34:44,179
Hi.
-Hi.
989
01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:48,350
Hello.
990
01:34:48,433 --> 01:34:52,437
So, do you remember what
you promised me last summer?
991
01:34:52,521 --> 01:34:56,191
I remember
what I made you promise.
992
01:35:07,327 --> 01:35:09,496
Thank you!
993
01:38:02,544 --> 01:38:04,588
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Proofread by Rich Lyons
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