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* L-O-V-E me *
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* This is Murphy Lizzle
On a Jazze produc-shizzle *
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* My nizzle *
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* I'm a make you love me, babe *
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* Hug me, baby *
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* Place no one above me, baby *
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* Kissing and hugging
Hugging and kissing *
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* Give me a chance
I'm the one you're missing *
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* L-O-V-E me *
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* Demolish ya def
Acknowledge yourself *
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* Now you rock a smaller belt
For my nutritional health *
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* I'm the god, mommy *
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* Teach you what you need
To be taught *
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* And these feelings
That I brought, ma *
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* They all in your thoughts *
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* You can't love nobody
Till you love you *
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* So when you do love somebody
You know what to do *
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* And I ain't trying
To get mushy, you dig? *
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* And all pushy, you dig? *
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* I just like the fact
Your tushy is big *
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* Can I touch it, touch it?
Maybe caress it and rub it? *
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* Take advantage of it *
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* Show me your private
When we in public *
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* You acting fresh this way
Like, "But guess" *
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* But really you princess cut *
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* Invisible set
Incredible sex *
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* Way, way ahead
Of the rest *
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* Best personality
Face, booty and chest *
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* I'm a make you love me, baby *
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* And I can make you
Love me, baby *
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* Hug me, baby
Place no one above me, baby *
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* Kissing and hugging
Hugging and kissing *
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* Give me a chance
I'm the cat you're missing *
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* Come on
I'm a make you love me, girl *
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* Hug me, girl
Place no one above me, girl *
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* Kiss and hug me, babe
Give me a chance *
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* I'm the cat that
You loving, come on *
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* L-O-V-E me *
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* Ooh, da da da *
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* From Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday, Thursday *
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* Friday, Saturday
And sometimes Sunday *
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* L-O-V-E me *
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* Ooh, da da da *
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* From Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday, Thursday *
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* Friday, Saturday
And sometimes Sunday *
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* L-O-V-E me *
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* From Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday, Thursday *
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* Friday, Saturday
And sometimes Sunday *
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* L-O-V-E me *
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* Ooh, da da da *
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* From Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday, Thursday *
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Ohh!
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GIRL 1:
Be sure to lock the door.
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GIRL 2:
I locked it.
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Hi there. Go on in.
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Hi, Ms. Morgan.
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Oh, Alvin. I should
have called you.
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The kids are having a party,
and it's in full swing now.
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Oh, that's okay.
I can still clean the pool.
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They won't be in my way.
Oh...
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, okay. It's about time
you made it, man.
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Yo, my fault, dog.
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Come on. Talking all
that garbage in school.
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That's you, baby.
What
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Look at you.
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Wow!
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GIRL:
There you are.
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You know, I've been looking
all over for you.
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Come here!
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Mama's little baby.
Look at the dog. Yeah.
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You guys, thank you so much
for watching over the grill.
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No problem.
Yeah, thanks.
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TED:
Forget it man. Chicks like Paris
don't date outside the NBA.
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* Hold you, kiss you
So sexy *
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* Drive me crazy *
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* I wanna hold you *
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* Kiss you, so sexy *
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* Drive me crazy, baby *
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* I don't even care
How I look *
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* My mind is saying
That it is you *
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* Yeah, you're blowing my mind
You're blowing my mind *
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* I can't deny
I can't deny it *
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* I'm out of my head
I'm out of my head *
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* Wanna bet your last bet
I can make your life better *
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* Next to you
It's the sexy things you do *
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Swim lessons, boy!
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All wet.
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GIRL:
You need some Floaties.
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BOY: Get that garbage
out of the pool!
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Let me give you
a tip, punk.
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Next time you
wanna crash a party
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don't fall in the pool.
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He's the pool boy,
Ted.
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If he was in the pool,
it was for a reason, I'm sure.
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Well, it's a lot more
technical than you think.
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See, I was just--
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Anyhoo! Come on, man.
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Let's get
out of here.
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Thinks he's on the swim team
or something.
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PARIS:
Can you believe she had
the nerve to ask me
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what it was like
being with him?
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I was like,
"Oh, my God."
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Hello
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Dru's on TV!
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STUART SCOTT:
A year ago, he was going
to his high-school prom.
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He had his corsage
and that old-school,
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jacked-up frilly shirt.
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Now he's clean,
living pro-baller style.
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That's one
hell of a jump.
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Why'd you have to
bring up the corsage?
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Because we all did it.
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I bet all your peoples
back home on the West Coast
miss you.
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You probably got a girl there.
Oh, my God.
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I have a job here.
I play professional
basketball. That's what I do.
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Otherwise, you know how it is,
Stu. I'm a free agent.
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Mm-hm.
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All right. Officially,
he is a member of the NBA.
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Let's go back
to SportsCenter.
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Free agent
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Paged him.
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GIRL: I'll see you
in homeroom, all right?
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ALVIN:
Yo. How you guys
doing?
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Did you see the update on
the GM website?
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What update?
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Some guy in Kentucky boosted
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his power-to-weight ratio
by 10 percent.
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You still have the best design.
That New York guy has given up.
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And the guy from Kentucky
is just desperate.
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You don't have
anything to worry about.
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Except durability.
And power-to-weight.
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WALTER:
See, that's when a new
camshaft comes in.
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It's lighter and stronger
at the same time.
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You're one of the three
finalists, Alvin.
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You're the man!
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Hey.
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We're only discussing you
getting a full-ride,
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four-year scholarship--
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She's like
a Frappuccino with hips.
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It's like they all
saw the interview.
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They did. It was on
SportsCenter.
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Ooh, grande mocha-brownie
Frappuccino.
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With mint hot fudge
and mint whipped cream.
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Dream on.
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Clearly, Alvin's not
masturbating enough.
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Thank God I don't
have that problem.
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All right, holler
at your people, now.
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I'm not touching that.
I don't want to.
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I don't want to.
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Yvonne's right. Act like he
called with a good explanation.
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Yeah, well,
he better call,
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and he better have a good
explanation. Look at me.
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CHUCK: Look at them.
Not a care in the world.
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You know if they catch you
staring like that,
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they're gonna send
the jocks to kick our asses.
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No, they won't.
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We're invisible.
Invisible?
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Not "invisible" invisible.
Just invisible to them.
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We'd be visible enough
if we'd walk down that
hallway.
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Why can't we walk down
that hallway? It's a hallway.
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In that community, we're
immigrants without green cards.
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What? Boy, I got on high fashion
just like them. Check this out.
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A fake label you got
off the Internet
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and stuck on some Wranglers.
Very high fashion.
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Man, watch this.
Walter.
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Hey, Walter.
Walter, no!
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BOY:
Hell, son, you in the wrong
hall, man!
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I mean, I'll get you there.
I'll breaks it down.
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Yeah. Hey, girl.
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You like how I do that?
He doesn't even see us.
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Yo, man!
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Yo, yo, yo.
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Y'all busters stinking up
our hallway again?
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No, no, dudes.
It's cool, bro.
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Look. Check this.
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Oh, what's up with that,
Ted?
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What's that, the gay surrender?
You some type of homo thug?
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Man, I ought
to kick your ass!
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Punk.
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Stay out of here.
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WALTER:
I got on Sean Johns. I'm gonna
make me some Phat Farms.
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No, I mean, buy some.
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Don't come down
this hallway again!
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No, man. No, man.
We can't be having that.
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CHUCK:
It sounded great.
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After you win, we should drop
this in the Galaxie.
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ALVIN:
If I win.
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No offense, but this baby's
going with me.
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Keep it in my dorm room.
Until I get a car.
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No "if."
When you win, man.
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I sure hope I win.
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It'd be a nice change.
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Tired of people
calling us losers.
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00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,060
Who says we're losers?
What's the matter with you?
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Being depressed
and cynical is my job.
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Man...
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We're about to graduate soon.
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We never go on dates.
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Never go to any dances.
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We have no memories.
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I mean, we're settling.
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And they're not.
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[AL GREEN'S
"TIRED OF BEING ALONE"]
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* I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tied up on my own *
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* Won't you help me, girl?
Just as soon as you can *
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* People say
That I found a way *
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* To make you say
That you love me *
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* But, baby
You didn't go for that *
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WOMAN: Clarence!
Dinner's ready!
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Can you turn off
that music, please?
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Turn off the music like you been
turning off your loving.
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Alvin, honey, turn that
game off. Come on, time to eat.
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00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:28,575
Aretha, come on, honey,
time to eat. Let's go.
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Gracious God.
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So...
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Alvin, got a date tonight?
Dad, you're in denial.
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Shut up, you
Bride-of-Chucky-looking
extraterrestrial--
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That's not even funny, stupid.
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00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,279
Well, Alvin, what do you have
planned for tonight, boy?
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00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,216
I'm gonna do some work
on the computer.
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All the schematics have
to be coded
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in HTML for the GM website.
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00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,455
Then me and the guys
are gonna bust out some Xbox.
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00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,525
See that? Your son's a healthy,
heterosexual dork.
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00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,828
Shut up, Lil' Kim in training!
Both of you, hush now.
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00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,796
Why you always
blaming me?
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Go straight from the bank
to the auto yard when you
pick up that part.
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00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,002
I don't like you walking around
with that much cash.
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Why not
$1500.
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$1500?
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00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:40,280
My boy got $1500
cleaning swimming pools?
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00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,550
Yeah, and he collected it
in genuine currency,
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not IOUs or food stamps.
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00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,654
Hold on, now.
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00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,057
Food stamps just like money.
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Try to buy school clothes
with food stamps.
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VIVIAN:
All right, young lady,
watch yourself.
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00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,529
Look, uh, son.
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00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,832
Your mama right.
You know, we proud of you.
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00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,303
Work on your little engine
and all your little school stuff
243
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,272
and all like that,
but listen to me, son.
244
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:09,109
All that working
like that without no loving?
245
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,579
That drive a man crazy.
246
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,381
You hear about all them
students over in China,
247
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,049
all of them be
jumping out windows
248
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,951
because they be under
so much pressure.
249
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,652
You know why they jump
out of windows?
250
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,022
Because they ain't got
enough singing over there
251
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,490
and ain't enough
loving over there.
252
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,525
You ever heard
of a Chinese love song?
253
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,760
How many Chinese
people over there?
254
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,862
Give me a figure.
What, about 25
255
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,598
What, about 30 billion of them?
256
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,467
Thirty billion people
ain't got a one Barry White.
257
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,870
Ever seen a big old, fat, black,
Chinese Barry White man?
258
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,339
Any of them?
Have you ever?
259
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,609
Hell, no.
Ain't gonna see one either.
260
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,477
Dad, I hear you
on the whole dating thing.
261
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,079
You know, sometimes
you wanna hang out--
262
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,548
I'm gonna tell you something.
263
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:52,452
* You gonna get
Tired of being at home *
264
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,853
* Tired of being alone-- *
265
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,422
Clarence!
Oh, shut up.
266
00:15:55,488 --> 00:16:02,695
* Ought to help yourself
Find a smooth little girl *
267
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,831
Don't worry, honey, he'll call.
268
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,266
Speaking of calling,
269
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,068
my cell phone
doesn't work at the resort
270
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,070
so if you need me,
call the resort.
271
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,538
I know, the number's
on the fridge.
272
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,143
You know what?
I'll just be a second.
273
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,346
I forgot to put the car
in the garage.
274
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,148
I cannot leave my Escalade--
You're killing me.
275
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,782
Come on, sweetie.
276
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,784
Mom, go!
277
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:28,555
I'll put it in for you.
Okay.
278
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,757
Park it and leave it.
279
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,759
Don't even think about cruising
around with my car
280
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,162
with your friends,
thinking you're cute, Paris.
281
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,097
I mean it.
You are not on my insurance.
282
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,531
Mom, stop!
283
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,833
Look, you give yourself
no credit.
284
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,202
You ain't no fool-maker.
285
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,171
JUNIOR:
She's right,
and we're late.
286
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,805
Love you.
Love you too.
287
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:49,476
Don't worry, honey, he will call
on one of those phones.
288
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,849
[JEANNIE ORTEGA'S
"GOT WHAT IT TAKES" PLAYING]
289
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,651
* Aaah
Feelin' it *
290
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,589
* Tell me now *
291
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,458
* I got what it takes
To start the party *
292
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,195
* We're coming out tonight
It's time to do it right *
293
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,496
I'm balling.
294
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,199
Girl, your mama's wheels
are tight.
295
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,700
* ...Pimp, y'all
Don't need the cash *
296
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,836
* Just want to shake
My boricua ass *
297
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,638
* Just want to feel it's on *
298
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:23,376
Take your time. Give everyone
a chance to envy.
299
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,878
Paris is rolling!
Yo, that's hot!
300
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,847
* ...Beat can't relax... *
301
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,682
It's Dru.
This is perfect.
302
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,018
Stay on the phone with him
while we drive up.
303
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,222
Too bad we don't have a speaker.
Do I mention the interview?
304
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,891
Hell, yeah, you mention
the damn interview, girl.
305
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,261
Just be cool.
ZOE: And sweet.
306
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:44,364
No, sweet is weak, Zoe.
307
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,765
He can't see you
through the phone!
308
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,600
Just answer it.
309
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,770
Hello, Dru?
Who's your boo, baby?
310
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:54,174
You're my boo, baby, but why
did you have to go and dis me?
311
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,510
Why you sweating me?
Come on. Who loves you?
312
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,313
Dru loves you.
Never stop, never will stop.
313
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,550
Don't hate the player, baby.
Hate the game.
314
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,285
ALVIN:
Hey, this looks pretty cool.
315
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,655
Hopefully, Russell Simmons
doesn't kick your ass.
316
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,790
Wait till the whole car
looks like that.
317
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,993
Then all the girls
will notice us? No.
318
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,662
At least with
the Phat Farm,
319
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,031
we'll get some phat booties
to rub on. Talk to you!
320
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,300
I hate y'all, man.
321
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,038
Man, I'm telling you,
we gonna roll up in this car,
322
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,608
everybody's head's
gonna be turning.
323
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,244
So, baby, really,
it was just publicity?
324
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,245
Yeah, girl.
325
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,880
Hey, hold on, okay? Hold on.
326
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,584
He's got me on hold.
327
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,823
Feel like popping
a cork, sugar?
328
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,860
Who's that?
Who's who?
329
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:52,299
The limo driver popped a tire.
I gotta go.
330
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,101
Oh, no, you don't.
Then say my name.
331
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,637
Better say it.
Say my name!
332
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,273
You better say my name.
He didn't say it.
333
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,475
What do you mean,
he didn't say your name?
334
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,145
He didn't say my name!
ZOE: Look out!
335
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,919
BOY:
Oh, she done messed the ride!
336
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,422
Yo, I got an uncle that could
fix that, baby!
337
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,025
GROUP: Better get Maaco!
Ooh!
338
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,660
CAR:
OnStar emergency.
339
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,463
BOY:
I'll stand anywhere, baby.
340
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,864
Is there an emergency
in your vehicle?
341
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,700
Do you have any idea
how much that's gonna cost?
342
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,136
$3000?
343
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,071
And about two weeks
in terms of labor.
344
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,406
I'm a little backed up.
345
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,707
Is there any way
we can figure out
346
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:38,278
some kind
of payment schedule?
347
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,313
Yeah, sure.
Here's what we can do.
348
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,615
You give me 300 now
and then you come back
349
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,684
two weeks from Monday
with 2700.
350
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:48,187
And that's cash on delivery,
not check on delivery.
351
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,857
That doesn't make sense.
352
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,862
Do you realize
I just said, my mom's
gonna be back on Monday!
353
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,799
In two weeks, I'll be dead!
Don't worry about it, honey.
354
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:04,704
Kids crash cars all the time.
That's why people get insurance.
355
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,942
You're not on your mom's
insurance, are you?
356
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,213
I'm dead.
357
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,489
Hey, Alvin!
It's in.
358
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,524
You gotta
check this out.
359
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,460
It's amazing
how light this is.
360
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:30,430
It's hard to believe
it's a camshaft.
361
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,301
You know her?
362
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,237
That's Paris Morgan.
363
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,839
Will you kindly
explain to her
364
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:44,176
that two weeks and 3 grand
is the best she can hope for?
365
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,913
I mean, it's too bad her mama's
coming home on Monday.
366
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,882
Out of that 3 grand...
367
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,518
how much is in parts?
368
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,587
I don't know.
About 1500. Why?
369
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,958
I'll be right back.
370
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,701
Paris?
371
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:14,073
Um, Alan?
372
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,343
Alvin.
373
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,679
You do our pool, right?
374
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,181
Yeah. You know,
375
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,283
Ben's quoting you
a really fair price.
376
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,355
That's what I figured.
377
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,022
I'm dead.
378
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,560
Not necessarily.
379
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,296
What?
380
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,432
I can have it done by Monday.
381
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,869
You can do it?
382
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,270
The parts are only $1500.
383
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,906
I can have the labor done
by this weekend.
384
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,975
But I don't have $1500.
385
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,611
I do.
386
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,816
Let's back up here.
387
00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:00,353
Now, you're saying
you're willing to fix this car
388
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,154
this weekend
and pay for the parts?
389
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,790
ALVIN:
Yeah.
390
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,925
That's what I'm saying.
Exactly.
391
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,661
PARIS: And what exactly
do you want in return?
392
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,331
What, you think
I'm some cheap ho?
393
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:15,702
Wait. This has nothing
to do with sex.
394
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,904
You don't have to do anything.
395
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:20,573
Just pretend.
396
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,076
Pretend to be my girlfriend
for a couple of months.
397
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,748
So you think that you can
buy me for $1500?
398
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,584
No, no, no. Not buy you,
just rent you.
399
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,688
Did I mention this has nothing
to do with sex?
400
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:40,059
Why would you want people
to think that I'm your girl?
401
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:43,730
It would make me popular.
402
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:59,078
All right. One week.
403
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,782
I'm your girl for one week.
404
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,952
ALVIN:
It has to be a month.
405
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,688
PARIS: Two weeks!
That's my final answer.
406
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:11,157
Okay, two weeks. Perfect.
407
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,259
And you better
not even think about sex.
408
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:16,663
Yeah, yeah. Got it, got it.
409
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,598
And don't even look
at my booty.
410
00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:19,999
Right. No booty licking.
411
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,370
I mean, looking.
412
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,072
ALVIN:
This is a sworn secret, right?
413
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,641
You can't tell anyone
about our deal. Promise?
414
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,176
PARIS: Believe me,
this is one thing
415
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,179
I can guarantee
I will never admit to anyone.
416
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,014
Pinky swear?
417
00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:04,243
Whoa! You're not late.
418
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,345
My dad says all women
are 15 minutes late--
419
00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,481
You know what?
Zip your mouth.
420
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,820
Do you own an iron?
421
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,022
Come here. Let me fix this.
All right.
422
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,993
All right.
423
00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:29,902
Sorry.
The pressure, the pressure.
424
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,471
Sorry, sorry.
I'm really ready to go now.
425
00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,206
Hold on.
426
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,042
Put this on.
427
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,978
Whoa! Real Sean John!
428
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,013
All right!
429
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,949
This rocks!
430
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:48,921
Okay, Alan, let's do this.
Actually, Alvin.
431
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,024
Like Al Green, because my sister
is actually named Aretha.
432
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:54,060
Whatever.
433
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,106
GIRL:
Yo, grinder, go home!
434
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:12,712
Why is he in our hallway?
Just be cool.
435
00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:16,115
Wrong hall, cornball.
Come on, boy.
436
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,150
Bozo's lost again.
437
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,822
Girl, you are tripping.
438
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:26,225
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
439
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:30,797
Hey, guys.
You guys know Al, right?
440
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,531
Why is Tito Jackson here?
441
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:38,605
Come here, girl.
We gotta talk.
442
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,140
Why is he rolling
with you?
443
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,409
Look, we're friends,
all right?
444
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,778
I'm just hanging
with him. Okay?
445
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:50,549
No, we're friends. Have you lost
your mind? Look at him.
446
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:55,121
He looks like a buggawuf.
It's gonna ruin your reputation.
447
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:58,557
Hello? I'm the one hanging
with him, not you guys.
448
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,459
Okay, but as
the old saying goes:
449
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:03,930
"Tell me who your friends are,
and I'll tell you who you are."
450
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,098
Well, as the new saying goes:
451
00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,934
"Tell me who
your friends are, Yvonne,
452
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,536
and I'll tell you
who you wanna be."
453
00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:12,739
No, she didn't.
Oh, yes, I did.
454
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,742
Hurry up.
455
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:28,621
Alvin, did you twist
your ankle or something?
456
00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:31,991
No. I'm just walking.
457
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:40,566
WALTER:
Nice job sewing on that
Sean John label, buddy.
458
00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,201
Let me see that.
459
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,706
Wait a minute. Is this real?
Real Sean John?
460
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,274
Where did you
get this?
461
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,276
Paris Morgan.
She let me borrow it.
462
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:52,344
Give it back!
463
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:54,246
Paris Morgan?
464
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:57,149
You expect us to believe
that Paris Morgan lent you
a sweatshirt?
465
00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,951
Why is that so hard
to believe?
466
00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:01,587
Because it would imply that
she would actually speak to you.
467
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:07,960
Not only did she speak to me,
we walked together. Lingered.
468
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,663
We even had small conversation.
469
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:14,000
Paris Morgan had this actual
sweatshirt on her actual body?
470
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,836
Yeah.
Let me smell it one more time.
471
00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,839
Don't be that way,
brother!
472
00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:22,775
That's a nice scent.
Wait, it's on fire!
473
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,845
Hose it down!
Put it out!
474
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,314
Turn the water on.
475
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,282
TEACHER:
What's going on, Mr. Johnson?
476
00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:34,653
Okay, it's out!
477
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,595
"Sean Jo."
Could be Asian.
478
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,664
Sean Jo.
479
00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,433
Smell like burnt
Paris Morgan now.
480
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,869
That's how hot she is.
481
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:52,204
WALTER:
That was a good one.
482
00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:55,441
Okay, okay.
Ladies, look and learn.
483
00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:02,314
Keep it gangster!
484
00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:05,451
Now, what do you call that?
High maintenance.
485
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:08,520
PARIS:
Dang, Ted. Didn't realize
you were so talented.
486
00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:09,722
Yo, Paris, you're
the one who went
487
00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:13,059
to the Halle Berry
School for Driving.
488
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:15,862
Yeah, how you gonna fix that?
It's already fixed.
489
00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:17,296
Oh, come on, Ted.
490
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:20,099
When homegirl is all quiet
and humble about it,
491
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:24,070
it's because her rich
and famous boo, Mr. Dru,
492
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:27,039
paid for all that
to be corrected immediately.
493
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:29,341
What's Mr. Dru gonna think
when he finds out
494
00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:31,778
you're volunteering
for special ed,
495
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,280
rolling with
that retard Alvin?
496
00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,983
You're the last person
to be commenting
497
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,851
on someone's
mental health, Kadeem.
498
00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:41,854
He's a grinder,
not a retard.
499
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,155
But on the real, Paris,
500
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,324
he carries
a pool net around town
501
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:46,959
on a motorized scooter.
502
00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:49,195
You know, I don't believe
I granted an interview today.
503
00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:52,999
* Me and my homeys grab a spot
On the dance floor *
504
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,101
* Basically we need to go out
And dance more *
505
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,904
* Go ahead, turn it around
Show me what you got *
506
00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,872
* Yeah, I like it a lot
Shorty makes me hot *
507
00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,573
* Do it up
I'm right here with ya *
508
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,176
* Love your style
And how they dress with ya *
509
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,646
* Let me kiss ya
Just to kiss ya *
510
00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:11,217
Hey. Hey, look.
511
00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,685
CHUCK:
It doesn't add up.
It doesn't make sense.
512
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,122
WALTER:
He cleans her pool.
513
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,857
Well, I wanna clean pools now.
514
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,525
Get to hang out
with Paris Morgan.
515
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,795
I'll clean
the bathtub too.
516
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,396
Yo, check this out, man.
517
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:27,733
Losers sit over there,
to the left.
518
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,435
You feel me?
519
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,971
Then I guess
you'll be making a right.
520
00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:33,940
That's the asshole
section, Ted.
521
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:02,101
You know what? I think
I'm gonna go get some dessert.
522
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:05,304
You know, the Butterfingers
in the vending machine rock.
523
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:12,845
You know, y'all don't have
to be so rude,
524
00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:14,146
staring at him like that.
525
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:17,716
Paris, why are you with him?
526
00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:21,888
I'm rolling with Al
because I'm with him, okay?
527
00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:24,256
BOY:
Yeah.
528
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:31,830
There you are.
Come on, let's bounce.
529
00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:35,201
There's a game tonight,
so scoop me up at 6:30?
530
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:38,237
I will be scooping you like
Chunky Monkey.
531
00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:45,044
MAN OVER TV:
Slide, hit six...
532
00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:46,913
...and kick.
533
00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:50,149
Pull. Land low.
534
00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:52,919
All right. Now shake it out.
535
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,921
Shake it out. Good job, y'all.
536
00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,655
All right.
Ready to have a good time?
537
00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:58,124
Give me my tape.
538
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,426
It's not your tape.
It's Dad's tape.
539
00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,228
Take your Wonderbra
and get out.
540
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,896
And why would
you need it anyway?
541
00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,165
You know you'll
never get to use it.
542
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:09,568
Oh, yeah?
Well, guess what.
543
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:13,605
Thank you.
Mom? Alvin's taking drugs.
544
00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:17,043
He's hallucinating. He actually
thinks he has a date tonight.
545
00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:18,077
Okay, and why
can't he have a date?
546
00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:19,545
With Paris Morgan?
547
00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:22,814
The most beautiful girl
at school? Dad, you bugging.
548
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,118
What that supposed to mean?
Look at him.
549
00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:28,420
Where's the iron?
550
00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:32,858
It's under the sink.
Are you feeling okay, honey?
551
00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:34,927
Mom, I'm great.
552
00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,936
See that? Drugs.
553
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,871
Do you think maybe I should
554
00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:48,340
No. Look here.
Let me handle this here.
555
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,410
He probably just needs a good
talking to, that's all.
556
00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,849
Take it low.
557
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,451
Son? Come out
and talk to your father.
558
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,420
Shake it out.
559
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:04,991
Shake it out. Good. Have fun
with it. Take it to the side.
560
00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:10,162
Take it low. Do what you
wanna do. It's the shake-off.
561
00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:18,037
Come on, take a seat.
562
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:21,207
Come on.
Gotta get your sea legs.
563
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,275
Might wanna get yourself
a waterbed one day.
564
00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:26,912
There ain't a woman born
that can resist
565
00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,847
the motion-- Bam!
566
00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:31,117
of the ocean. Bam!
567
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:34,920
Dad, I gotta iron my clothes.
568
00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,989
No, no, no.
Don't worry about that.
569
00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:40,292
Because nothing right
now can rob me
570
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,129
of this rite of passage
between the father and his son.
571
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,497
Me and you right now, it's big.
572
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,801
And kick.
573
00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:53,505
Jump, jump.
And mambo.
574
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,907
Now kick him in the nuts,
girl. Kick him in the face.
575
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,109
And punch.
576
00:32:57,176 --> 00:32:59,178
Hi-yah! Chop, chop.
577
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,781
This here, son,
578
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,284
is your hope chest.
579
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:13,625
This is my legacy
to you.
580
00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:23,635
A hope chest?
581
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:35,047
They come in all different
sizes and colors.
582
00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,784
Let me talk to you, son.
583
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,753
This right here, son-- Look
at me, boy. Watch this here.
584
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:44,323
This is the Trojan ribbed,
lubricated.
585
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:47,926
Sturdy, reliable,
dependable. Like a truck.
586
00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:50,962
When you got into something
you don't really know
what you into,
587
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,931
and it get a
little rough for you,
588
00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:55,501
makes you downshift.
589
00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:59,171
This one here, son...
590
00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:02,974
This is the super-size.
591
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,744
Magnum majestic.
592
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,148
The prophylactic Cadillac.
593
00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:10,782
Oh, yeah.
594
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:14,153
This is when you find yourself
and you're there.
595
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,554
You done got so comfortable
with yourself
596
00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:19,625
you done built up
a reputation.
597
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,026
You feel me?
598
00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:23,862
And this one here, son,
be extra careful,
599
00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:26,732
because that's
Mr. Little Extra Sensitive.
600
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,435
You really don't need this,
especially on the first round.
601
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,670
You'll enjoy the ride too much,
602
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,673
end up on the curb somewhere
out of commission.
603
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:37,876
You don't want that.
Save this for round three.
604
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:41,447
Because believe me,
there's gonna be a round three.
605
00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:44,850
Look at me. Feel me.
606
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,786
All right, now, look strong.
Come on, son.
607
00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,755
Close your mouth. There you go.
608
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,023
Keep it tight. Work with it.
609
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,126
Love you, man.
610
00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:59,931
--seven, eight,
and chop, chop.
611
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,700
And mambo. Lucy Liu!
612
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,170
Now kick him in the nuts, girl.
Kick him in the face.
613
00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:06,004
And punch.
614
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:08,774
Chop, chop. Yeah. Mambo.
615
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,444
Lucy Liu, now.
Kick him in the back, the face.
616
00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:15,914
Punch. Chop, chop. Mambo.
617
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:18,717
Lucy Liu. Now kick him
in the nuts, girl.
618
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:21,287
Kick him in the face.
Step, punch.
619
00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,923
Girl, you know
better than that.
620
00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:28,994
You better put that
chicken wing down, okay?
621
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:33,799
I see you, girl.
Five, six, seven, eight, down.
622
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,768
And wiggle.
623
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,404
And shimmy.
624
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,239
And five and six and....
625
00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:47,279
* I'll never be untrue *
626
00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:50,949
* Ooh, baby, yeah *
627
00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:52,351
Touch yourself,
come on.
628
00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:55,086
Hold me tight. Yes.
629
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:58,224
* Let's stay together *
630
00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:02,228
* Loving you whether
Whether *
631
00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,496
Oh, hell, no.
632
00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:07,533
Hey, fellas, how you doing?
633
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,501
Hey, Mr. Johnson.
What's going on?
634
00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:11,803
Look, I got a bit
of bad news for you.
635
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:16,208
It seems like Alvin done moved.
He don't stay here no more.
636
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:18,377
This has ceased to be funny.
Ah! Ah!
637
00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:20,579
Hey, ain't nobody playing
with you, now.
638
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:22,381
Listen to me.
I know you been friends
639
00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,115
with Alvin since
the first grade,
640
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,117
but Alvin dating a girl now.
641
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,619
He don't need to be hanging
around
642
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:31,223
y'all scientific-looking ass
no more.
643
00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:32,724
Stop all that, now.
644
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:36,862
Y'all take it easy, okay?
Come on, Mr. Johnson!
645
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:39,030
Get your big,
wide ass off the door.
646
00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:41,233
You gonna mess around,
and I'm gonna get my Roto-Rooter
647
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,934
and stick it--
648
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,135
Come on in!
649
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,638
All right, yeah.
Exactly. Let me in.
650
00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,676
Alvin, your dad's funny.
651
00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,217
So, what's going on?
652
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:04,490
I'm not asking him.
653
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,526
Okay, look, well,
we always sit together
654
00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:10,596
at the games in the visitor
section, and...
655
00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:13,198
Well, are you going
to sit with us
656
00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:16,468
or in the home seats
with the popular kids?
657
00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:18,670
WALTER: Yeah, see,
we were thinking
that we'd sit
658
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,205
in the home section
with you
659
00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:23,342
so you could introduce us
to Paris Morgan.
660
00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:25,444
Yeah.
Yeah.
661
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,148
Of course you can!
WALTER: All right! Yeah!
662
00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:34,085
So did you and Paris,
you know, do it?
663
00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:35,321
Do what?
664
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:38,156
It! It, it, it! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
665
00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:40,426
Yeah! Yeah!
666
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,429
Sorry, guys.
667
00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,697
I'm not telling.
668
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:46,932
Dogpile!
669
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:25,404
These are for you.
670
00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:29,708
They're Arabian roses.
671
00:38:29,775 --> 00:38:34,012
Alvin, that's so sweet,
but you shouldn't have.
672
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,584
Girls see a guy
being too nice
673
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:44,189
and it makes him seem
lonely, desperate, weak.
674
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,391
Right, right.
I should write this down.
675
00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,692
No, no, no, no.
676
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:49,695
Look, just be
a little tougher. You know?
677
00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:51,530
Make like you
don't need me.
678
00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:54,265
Like you don't
need any girl.
679
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,167
Then girls
will want you.
680
00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:57,703
Okay?
Okay.
681
00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:59,671
But the flowers,
they're nice.
682
00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:01,673
Look, I'll just go put them
in water,
683
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,675
and then we'll go to the game,
all right?
684
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,612
You stay right there. Okay?
685
00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,326
ANNOUNCER:
Basket!
686
00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:22,628
Assist, Sanders!
687
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,897
Sit down, clowns!
Dumb-asses!
688
00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:27,799
Sit down, Q-Tip!
689
00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:39,945
* Jackrabbits! Jackrabbits!
Jackrabbits! Jackrabbits! *
690
00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:47,653
Hi, Paris!
Hi, Paris!
691
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,521
Hi, Paris!
Come on.
692
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,757
All right, guys,
that's enough.
693
00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:54,560
She's working.
Leave her alone.
694
00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:58,797
ZOE:
What a wankster.
695
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:09,340
ANNOUNCER:
And now, the Jackrabbit
drill squad.
696
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,658
* Left, right *
697
00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,193
Chuck, have some couth.
698
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:31,663
WALTER:
Yeah, it's just breasts
and bottoms, damn!
699
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,233
Hey! Hey!
700
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:36,668
My mom bought
those for me!
701
00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:40,005
One time! One time!
CHUCK: Why are you like that?
702
00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:42,808
You pretty.
703
00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:45,477
* To the left, right *
704
00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:47,479
* Take time *
705
00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:52,350
* Just do your thing
Dropping on the dance floor *
706
00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:54,620
* Left, right *
707
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:57,222
* Take time *
708
00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:01,660
* You got it
You got it for the dance floor *
709
00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:04,229
* Left, right *
710
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,331
* Take time *
711
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:10,969
* Just do your thing
Dropping on the dance floor *
712
00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:12,203
She's perfect.
713
00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:20,045
Move. Move. Move. What are you
doing sitting in my section?
714
00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:23,314
You hungry
Let me offer some for you.
715
00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:24,516
Home is down
with your man.
716
00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,585
Stay out
of my section, all right?
717
00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:29,087
Losers sit over there,
to the left!
718
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:44,536
MAN:
What are you, a big fake?
719
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,276
Alvin?
720
00:41:52,778 --> 00:41:57,348
Alvin!
The deal is off.
721
00:41:57,415 --> 00:42:01,953
Just go. Go be with your friends
while they still claim you.
722
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,589
Come down
out of that tree.
723
00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:08,994
We still have a lot of time
to pretend we're friends.
724
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:12,197
And unlike some people,
I keep my promises.
725
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,167
You mean, unlike Dru?
726
00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:27,579
Ah!
727
00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:29,114
Are you okay
728
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:33,484
You know, these next two weeks,
if it's any consolation,
729
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:37,155
are probably gonna be the
happiest memories of my life.
730
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,694
You can't be serious.
731
00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:46,297
Alvin, we've had one
rejection after another.
732
00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:54,205
Now, are those
the kind of victories
733
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,842
you really want
in life?
734
00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:01,680
No, not really.
735
00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:07,953
Then I say we do
something about it.
736
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,293
Come on.
737
00:43:25,336 --> 00:43:31,376
* I said give me two pairs
I need two pairs *
738
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,813
* So I can get to stompin'
In my Air Force Ones *
739
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,582
* Stompin' in my
Air Force Ones *
740
00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:40,518
* I like the all-white high-top
Strap with the gum bottom *
741
00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:41,987
* There's somethin' 'bout 'em
That's dirty *
742
00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:43,955
* That's why I got 'em *
743
00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:46,424
* I leave 'em strapped and laced
And come up out 'em *
744
00:43:46,491 --> 00:43:47,759
* The last person
That touched 'em *
745
00:43:47,826 --> 00:43:49,494
* I damn near shot 'em *
746
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,163
* Now if you looked and seen
Lime-green Forces and kiwi *
747
00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:54,565
* You couldn't get this color
If you had a personal genie *
748
00:43:54,632 --> 00:44:00,405
* You now I keep it hip-hop
My niggas flip-flop *
749
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:03,074
* I like the limited edition
The khaki and army-green *
750
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,810
* Patent leather
Pinstripe *
751
00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:06,344
* You should see how I do
The strings *
752
00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:07,879
* Size 12 with the strap
Red and white *
753
00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,647
* With a cardinal cap *
754
00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:12,417
* All flavors It just depend
On when and where I'm at *
755
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:15,320
* Don't get me wrong, man
Murphy Lee ain't dumb, man *
756
00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:21,192
* I said give me two pairs
I need two pairs *
757
00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:24,029
* So I can get to stompin'
In my Air Force Ones *
758
00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:27,065
* Stompin' in my
Air Force Ones *
759
00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:34,840
* Stompin' in my
Air Force Ones *
760
00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:36,842
What happened to your hair?
761
00:44:39,144 --> 00:44:43,681
Probably need to roll your pants
up just a little bit.
762
00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:47,485
Oh, see,
these is Sean John.
763
00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:51,422
So I gotta get my swing on.
764
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:56,261
Son, what has happened
to your priorities?
765
00:44:56,327 --> 00:45:00,866
Oh, no, see, it was all about
what was under the hood.
766
00:45:00,932 --> 00:45:04,970
Now I'm trying to be on top
of the hood.
767
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,540
Because I'm a baller-tician
768
00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:11,877
on a mission. Holler.
769
00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:15,146
Urkel has gone gangster.
770
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,816
Probably need to go in here,
say something to this boy.
771
00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:20,051
Here we go.
772
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,729
Your mother wants me
to talk to you
773
00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:34,900
about what's gotten into you.
774
00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:42,908
But what I wanna talk about
is who you're getting into.
775
00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:47,212
What is that, boy?
What is that?
776
00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:48,780
You'll need more
money than that
777
00:45:48,847 --> 00:45:51,082
if you trying to scratch
that kitty-cat.
778
00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:53,484
Let me help
you out, son.
779
00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:55,987
Thanks, Dad.
780
00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:58,890
Boy, been waiting a long time
for that right there.
781
00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,658
And that's not all.
782
00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:03,628
Got it for you
right here.
783
00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:04,830
Yeah.
784
00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:06,832
Dad, I think I still
have a few left
785
00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:09,200
from the boxful
that you gave me last night.
786
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:12,103
Boy, you won't use these
cheap suckers right here.
787
00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,905
These is for practice.
788
00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:15,640
Come here, let me show you what
I'm talking about.
789
00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:17,943
Sit down right there.
790
00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:22,814
Listen to me. You gotta be able
to know how to do this
791
00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:24,782
with the ease
of a true player.
792
00:46:24,850 --> 00:46:26,885
Because nothing
kill a mood quicker
793
00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:28,553
than you sitting
up there wrestling
794
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:31,522
trying to get your raincoat on
your little rascal down there.
795
00:46:31,589 --> 00:46:34,826
Now, go on,
open one of them, right there.
796
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,963
Take your time.
797
00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:42,067
Work with it. There you go.
798
00:46:49,841 --> 00:46:51,176
Okay.
799
00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:53,111
That was good, son.
That was real good.
800
00:46:53,178 --> 00:46:57,048
Two problems. Number one,
too slow, girl probably asleep.
801
00:46:57,115 --> 00:47:00,818
Second problem,
you used two hands.
802
00:47:00,886 --> 00:47:03,788
You a Johnson.
We one-hand people.
803
00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:05,556
Make you look a lot smoother.
804
00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:07,125
Here we go.
805
00:47:14,732 --> 00:47:17,568
Little rusty, that's all.
806
00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:29,881
Sorry about that, boy.
807
00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:34,019
I want you to practice
unrolling one.
808
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:39,590
No, don't worry about that.
You a Johnson.
809
00:47:39,657 --> 00:47:41,526
I got you right here.
810
00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:43,061
Go on, slide that on there.
811
00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:46,131
You practice on that right now.
I'll be right back.
812
00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:52,437
Here we go, right here.
813
00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:56,107
All the practicing in the world
ain't gonna do you no good
814
00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:58,743
if you kill too much time
and you lose the mood.
815
00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:04,715
I'm about to give you my
number one, smooth-groove jam
816
00:48:04,782 --> 00:48:09,787
guaranteed to set the mood
just like you need it.
817
00:48:09,854 --> 00:48:13,491
Stay with me, boy. This big.
818
00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:16,461
[EARTH, WIND & FIRE'S
"REASONS" PLAYING]
819
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:21,166
* Now, I'm craving your body
Is this real? *
820
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,968
* Temperature's rising
I don't wanna feel *
821
00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:24,735
Go on, feel it.
822
00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:27,338
Come on, now,
you're Clarence Johnson's boy.
823
00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:29,574
Wet your lips.
824
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,576
Gotta get them wet. Go on.
825
00:48:31,642 --> 00:48:35,146
You got them wet like that?
Now, there it is.
826
00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:37,582
You know what?
She wants you now.
827
00:48:37,648 --> 00:48:41,086
You're a Johnson man.
All you got to do is lay back...
828
00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:42,487
let her come on
into your world.
829
00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:45,223
Let her slide right
on up on the kitchen.
830
00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,592
Because you fixed
to start cooking. Oh, yeah.
831
00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:51,162
Just go to work. When you hold
her, got to get her like that.
832
00:48:51,229 --> 00:48:54,465
She starts sliding right on down
where you got to have it.
833
00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:57,035
Get up under there.
It's all good for you.
834
00:48:57,102 --> 00:49:00,671
Then you make your move.
You slide around on her.
835
00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:04,342
Then you're in control.
Lock on. Here we go!
836
00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:08,079
Along for the ride, baby!
837
00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:10,248
Boy, you gonna learn
to scratch that kitty-cat
838
00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:11,816
and you're gonna love it!
Eww!
839
00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:14,052
You can run
but you can't hide!
840
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:17,055
That's why they call
you "Johnson"!
841
00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:23,128
Is that what
you're teaching our son?
842
00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:27,532
The boy going to get some.
843
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:31,669
The boy been working hard
trying not to go crazy.
844
00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:37,308
Maybe you ought to just
let the boy have some fun.
845
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:42,547
* All our reasons why
All our reasons were a lie *
846
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:49,254
* After all our reasons, love
Love was left aside *
847
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,755
Is that our song?
848
00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:54,692
Sounds like it to me.
849
00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:57,228
Really?
850
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:01,799
Meow...
851
00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:03,601
Woof, woof!
Meow!
852
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:06,104
Watch out, now.
Let me help you with that.
853
00:50:09,874 --> 00:50:11,809
Hold up,
might need a little rope.
854
00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,244
Daddy, don't you do it.
855
00:50:40,905 --> 00:50:43,341
Paris?
It's her mother.
856
00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:45,443
Ooh!
857
00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:49,347
God. Get up out of my bushes!
What is your problem?
858
00:50:49,414 --> 00:50:52,983
Are you okay?
I'm cool.
859
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:56,053
You were just here. Did I forget
to pay you last week?
860
00:50:56,121 --> 00:50:58,556
No, actually--
Hey, Mom. I'm out of here.
861
00:50:58,623 --> 00:50:59,890
Love you, see you.
862
00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:02,127
Sorry.
863
00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:05,230
These kids.
864
00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:07,265
So you know all
this stuff about cars.
865
00:51:07,332 --> 00:51:08,933
You mean to tell me
you've never thought
866
00:51:08,999 --> 00:51:10,868
about getting
one of your own?
867
00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:12,570
Not to brag or anything,
868
00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:14,639
but I was chosen
as one of three finalists
869
00:51:14,705 --> 00:51:17,808
in the General Motors
Young Engineers Competition.
870
00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:19,810
It's for a full-ride
scholarship.
871
00:51:19,877 --> 00:51:21,746
Dang! Look at you.
872
00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:25,816
Here I am sweating you, player,
about not having a car,
873
00:51:25,883 --> 00:51:28,753
and you know
how to make one.
874
00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:31,456
I hope you win.
875
00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:32,757
Yeah.
876
00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:36,461
I think I definitely
could have won.
877
00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:41,899
You know, the design was great,
it ran awesome.
878
00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:45,836
It just needed a stronger,
lighter camshaft.
879
00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:49,507
What, am I missing
something here?
880
00:51:49,574 --> 00:51:52,577
How come you didn't go out
and buy one?
881
00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:55,246
It cost $1500.
882
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,729
Are you serious?
883
00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:14,699
There's still a chance.
884
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:20,638
And if not, hey, I got all
my life to be an engineer.
885
00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:24,375
The last semester
in high school
886
00:52:24,442 --> 00:52:26,411
only comes around once.
887
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:34,385
Look, I haven't really been
on too many dates
888
00:52:34,452 --> 00:52:38,122
in the last 16 or 17 years.
889
00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:40,558
I hope I do okay.
890
00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:44,662
You'll do great.
891
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:52,169
Slide over. You drive.
892
00:52:56,841 --> 00:53:01,779
* I do the Humpty Hump
Come on and do the Humpty Hump *
893
00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:04,682
* So just let me
Introduce myself *
894
00:53:04,749 --> 00:53:06,817
* My name is Humpty
Pronounced with the -umpty *
895
00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:09,887
* Yo, ladies, oh
How I like to funk thee *
896
00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:12,189
* And all the rappers
In the top-10 *
897
00:53:12,257 --> 00:53:13,724
* Please allow me
To bump thee *
898
00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:15,159
* I'm steppin' tall, y'all *
899
00:53:15,226 --> 00:53:16,794
* And just like Humpty Dumpty *
900
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,796
* You're gonna fall
When the stereos bump me *
901
00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,765
* I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky *
902
00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:23,200
* I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy *
903
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:26,471
Nice Expo. Problem is,
it's a '98.
904
00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:29,507
What the hell
do you know about cars?
905
00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:37,282
Well...
906
00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:41,151
...in the '98s, there's a little
shortage in the battery cable.
907
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:45,623
It's nothing a little
rubber insulation can't fix,
though.
908
00:53:45,690 --> 00:53:47,224
BOY:
Pulling out a condom.
909
00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:57,268
Go ahead, check it out.
Give it a try.
910
00:53:57,335 --> 00:53:59,370
You're gonna fix my car
with a rubber?
911
00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:14,319
Yeah.
912
00:54:18,889 --> 00:54:21,659
* Let's get it on
Girl, you look fine *
913
00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:23,894
* Like that rapper that's
Doing time, you just shine *
914
00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:26,431
* I wanna make you mine
Let me hit that from behind *
915
00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:29,734
* I last a long time *
916
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,002
When you were doing
your thizzle earlier,
917
00:54:32,069 --> 00:54:35,105
you were off the hizzle.
918
00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:37,442
Yeah. What kind of car
do you drizzle?
919
00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:39,143
"Drizzle"
920
00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:42,179
Currently, he's designing and
constructing one from ground up,
921
00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:46,016
which, as of yet, has no model
reference in layman's terms.
922
00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:50,755
Yeah, so, basically,
you don't have a car.
923
00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:53,991
Well, I never had a rich pops
to buy me anything,
924
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:58,363
so I'm just a working man
trying to come up.
925
00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:00,465
Yeah, you cool, man.
926
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:04,702
I'm not feeling this cat.
927
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:21,352
So let me tell you
about the time
928
00:55:21,419 --> 00:55:23,153
when I was fixing
this little police car
929
00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:24,622
on the side of the highway.
930
00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:27,057
She had that outfit on,
the brown one--
931
00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:31,095
Hey, baby.
I need to talk to you.
932
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,063
Oh.
Now.
933
00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,932
Fellas, y'all have
to excuse me.
934
00:55:36,634 --> 00:55:38,936
You are a genius!
This is working great!
935
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:40,738
You're so brilliant.
936
00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:45,543
You look upset.
I am.
937
00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:47,645
At what?
While you were up here fronting
938
00:55:47,712 --> 00:55:52,417
like you're some kind of player,
I was outside waiting for you.
939
00:55:52,483 --> 00:55:54,419
We have a deal.
940
00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:56,754
We walk the hall
together, remember?
941
00:55:56,821 --> 00:55:58,456
Sorry, I--
942
00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:05,830
Look, Alvin,
I think you're starting
943
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,765
to feel yourself
a little too much.
944
00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:09,467
Who told you that, Walter?
I do not do that.
945
00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:10,801
My mother said you'll go blind!
946
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,404
Whatever.
947
00:56:13,471 --> 00:56:17,141
Look, just don't ever
keep me waiting again.
948
00:56:27,652 --> 00:56:30,455
Hey, we'll catch up with y'all.
All right, guys.
949
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:32,923
I can't believe
this, dude.
950
00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:35,593
What's the matter?
I mean, I said I was sorry.
951
00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:37,962
I got caught up.
I was hanging with my friends--
952
00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:40,531
The friends who gave you
a pepperoni facial?
953
00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:42,533
Look, we squashed
all that.
954
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,636
It's a lot of work, Alvin.
The whole interior.
955
00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:47,337
We wanted you
to be there.
956
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:50,808
Okay, look. I'm telling you,
we'll get together this weekend,
957
00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:53,377
we'll work on the car.
It'll be like old times.
958
00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:55,079
We'll have a good time.
Order pizzas.
959
00:56:55,145 --> 00:56:57,314
Great, Friday night. We'll get
to work on reupholstering
960
00:56:57,381 --> 00:56:59,884
the entire inside
of the seats--
961
00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:02,219
Friday, Friday...
962
00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:06,457
I can't do it. I got plans.
Well, Saturday, then.
963
00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:08,893
Saturday's not good
for me either.
964
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:12,029
You know what?
Sunday afternoon.
965
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,764
Yeah. Great. Sunday.
966
00:57:15,466 --> 00:57:17,201
Haa!
967
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,368
Yeah.
968
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,570
Gonna introduce me?
969
00:57:19,637 --> 00:57:21,506
You met them in fourth grade,
remember?
970
00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:23,508
KADEEM:
What's going on?
971
00:57:24,609 --> 00:57:26,677
ALVIN:
What's the deal?
972
00:57:26,744 --> 00:57:29,446
Life is good. You all right?
973
00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:01,746
Hello?
974
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:05,349
Paris?
975
00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:07,685
Yo, Paris!
976
00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:26,937
What are you doing
just walking in my house?
977
00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:31,709
The door was open.
My bad.
978
00:58:31,776 --> 00:58:34,945
I heard you playing your guitar,
though. It sound hot.
979
00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:38,983
What are you
even doing here?
980
00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:41,185
It's the last day in our
two-week contract.
981
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:43,253
I thought we'd hang out.
982
00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:46,991
Let me hear you play.
983
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:52,096
Come on.
984
00:58:54,431 --> 00:58:56,901
Look, I'm still learning,
985
00:58:56,967 --> 00:59:02,106
and the lyrics I wrote
don't go with my melody yet.
986
00:59:06,811 --> 00:59:10,014
I'll read. You play.
987
00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,720
Come on.
988
00:59:37,241 --> 00:59:40,410
"And I rise.
989
00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:44,048
"In spite of my fear inside
990
00:59:44,114 --> 00:59:48,118
"caused by those who have
burned me with their lies.
991
00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:49,854
"And I rise.
992
01:00:05,736 --> 01:00:08,138
And I rise."
993
01:00:15,312 --> 01:00:17,147
Look...
994
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:23,187
Go on, get dressed.
995
01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:24,989
Why?
996
01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:28,826
No more questions. Get dressed.
997
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,919
To my relationships
That didn't work
998
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,087
The map of this human heart
Starts at the age of 15
999
01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:59,456
When I lost my virginity
To a lady slightly older
1000
01:00:59,523 --> 01:01:01,091
Like most younger boys
Itwas based
1001
01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:02,793
on the many lies
That I told her
1002
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,095
Just to hold her and to show
her I had so much to prove
1003
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:07,031
Like I had more experience
Than she thought I knew
1004
01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:10,367
And though it wasn'ttrue
It was amazing
1005
01:01:10,434 --> 01:01:12,536
But it ended because I did
What most young boys do
1006
01:01:12,602 --> 01:01:14,371
Listened to the lies of a fool
1007
01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:16,273
Which ultimately
Led to this poor girl
1008
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,442
Getting socked in the jaw
In the middle of school
1009
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:19,810
Even though I didn't do it
1010
01:01:19,877 --> 01:01:21,245
I felt like I was
The one to blame
1011
01:01:21,311 --> 01:01:22,747
Because the girl who hit her
Was the cousin
1012
01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:24,915
Of my man who was
Salting my game
1013
01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:26,917
Nowadays it just
Don't seem cool
1014
01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:29,019
Tell me, what the hell
Am I supposed to do?
1015
01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:31,421
And then a wise man
Gave me a clue
1016
01:01:31,488 --> 01:01:35,225
He said, "The only way out
Is the way through"
1017
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,930
You know, it's silly,
1018
01:01:39,997 --> 01:01:42,867
but instead of this whole
1019
01:01:42,933 --> 01:01:47,237
"drill-team,
Dru Hilton's-girl" thing
1020
01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:50,507
what I really,
really always dream about
1021
01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:52,276
is just going somewhere.
1022
01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:56,546
Somewhere where nobody knows me.
1023
01:01:56,613 --> 01:01:59,483
Just being this girl with,
like, crazy cool dreads
1024
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:04,288
and a guitar-- Oh, never mind,
it's really dumb.
1025
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:09,794
You know,
1026
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,962
you could bring
your guitar here.
1027
01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:17,134
No, I can't.
1028
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:23,040
No, you mean you won't.
1029
01:02:41,391 --> 01:02:43,894
This is beautiful.
1030
01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,634
You know, Al,
1031
01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:56,073
there's something that
we've been avoiding all day.
1032
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:59,076
Something that maybe
we ought to do.
1033
01:03:00,177 --> 01:03:02,612
You know what,
you're right.
1034
01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:05,415
This might sound
kind of silly,
1035
01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:10,554
but how do we do it?
1036
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,056
Well...
1037
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:17,094
Just go for it, you know?
Just do it.
1038
01:03:19,663 --> 01:03:21,098
Okay.
1039
01:03:27,604 --> 01:03:30,875
We'll break up first thing
tomorrow morning.
1040
01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:33,978
In the hallway,
so everybody can see.
1041
01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:36,080
I mean,
make a big scene.
1042
01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,948
But a dignified
scene, because,
1043
01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:41,118
you know, we gotta
protect our reps.
1044
01:03:41,185 --> 01:03:44,588
Did you hear what
I just said? Our reps!
1045
01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:49,826
Al Johnson has
a rep to protect!
1046
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:54,564
Player, player.
1047
01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:57,034
Come on, girl,
put a pep in your step.
1048
01:03:57,101 --> 01:04:00,337
We got school
in the morning!
1049
01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:04,108
* What do you do
What do you say? *
1050
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:07,677
* All the time
Can't be replaced *
1051
01:04:07,744 --> 01:04:12,216
* Moments are real
Wish I was still *
1052
01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:16,353
* Living in yesterday *
1053
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:21,125
* Where do I go
What do I do *
1054
01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:26,897
* When everything has changed?
All that is real *
1055
01:04:26,964 --> 01:04:34,671
* The way that I feel
I'll carry this love with me *
1056
01:04:34,738 --> 01:04:37,241
* Always *
1057
01:04:39,977 --> 01:04:42,212
Now, those are the benefits
of being raised
1058
01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,214
in a household with vinyl
and 8-track.
1059
01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:48,919
You know, old school for real.
Damn, man, you got all the 411.
1060
01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:51,221
I'm talking Earth,
Wind and Fire.
1061
01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:53,190
"Erf." E with an F
at the end of it.
1062
01:04:53,257 --> 01:04:54,524
Al?
1063
01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:57,127
Here comes your girl.
Al, I need to talk to you.
1064
01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:59,229
Don't you see grown men
are talking here?
1065
01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:05,835
Anyway, you know, as I was
saying, you know, Ohio Players--
1066
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,437
Al, we need to talk.
1067
01:05:07,504 --> 01:05:09,473
"We"? What's up with this
"we, we" stuff?
1068
01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:12,642
This ain't French class.
Ain't no "we."
1069
01:05:12,709 --> 01:05:14,344
I'm a free agent now.
1070
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:18,415
That was cruel.
1071
01:05:18,482 --> 01:05:21,351
Sometimes you gotta
be cruel to be kind.
1072
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:23,253
BOY:
That's how you keep
a lady in check,
1073
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,654
you know what I'm saying?
1074
01:05:27,657 --> 01:05:29,426
You still here?
1075
01:05:29,493 --> 01:05:32,729
Bounce. Giddyup.
1076
01:05:32,796 --> 01:05:34,764
Damn.
1077
01:05:34,831 --> 01:05:38,002
Too many fish in the sea
for her to be hounding me.
1078
01:05:38,068 --> 01:05:40,837
GIRL: I'm feeling this.
BOY: I hear you, boy.
1079
01:05:40,904 --> 01:05:42,672
She gonna be back
too. Watch.
1080
01:05:42,739 --> 01:05:46,810
Did you just see
how he just dogged Paris?
1081
01:05:46,876 --> 01:05:49,446
I want a strong brother
like that.
1082
01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:50,547
Yep.
1083
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,416
Look at him, standing
there looking better
1084
01:05:52,482 --> 01:05:56,220
than a butter-leather
Prada bag.
1085
01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:23,013
You got a lot of nerve
dissing me the way you did.
1086
01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:28,085
Yeah, I know, that's why
I came by, to apologize.
1087
01:06:28,152 --> 01:06:30,454
But, yo,
Oscar goes to you.
1088
01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,060
Hey, I just really want
to say thank you
1089
01:06:36,126 --> 01:06:38,295
for a great couple of weeks.
1090
01:06:38,362 --> 01:06:40,664
Well, I was just doing
what I said I would do.
1091
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:44,934
And it worked. I mean,
popularity is so much better
1092
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,171
than being treated
like a social leper.
1093
01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:51,041
Popularity's a job, Alvin.
Not a privilege.
1094
01:06:51,108 --> 01:06:53,243
It's nothing but
work and worries.
1095
01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:56,913
Work to get in,
work to stay in.
1096
01:06:56,980 --> 01:06:59,383
Get a clue.
1097
01:07:11,261 --> 01:07:13,463
BOY:
You're killing them, dog.
1098
01:07:18,602 --> 01:07:20,970
Morning, dime pieces.
1099
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:24,208
Your gear is real
tight today, boo.
1100
01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:30,547
Appreciate it. You know, Nike,
Burberry, Gucci, Scooby-Doo.
1101
01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:33,850
You're taking me to Jerry's
Friday night, right?
1102
01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:37,554
Sure. I mean...
1103
01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:41,891
how could I say no
to a breezy like you?
1104
01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:43,360
For real?
1105
01:07:43,427 --> 01:07:47,764
Real is all I am, baby.
1106
01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:51,101
I'll holler.
1107
01:07:54,138 --> 01:07:59,643
Yvonne, he just broke up with
Paris less than 24 hours ago.
1108
01:07:59,709 --> 01:08:02,112
You just mad
I beat you to him.
1109
01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:12,856
ANSWERING MACHINE:
It's Yvonne.
You're all mine tomorrow night.
1110
01:08:14,558 --> 01:08:16,126
WALTER:
You know, Yolanda, my big girl,
1111
01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:17,594
we're gonna need
the whole back seat.
1112
01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:19,596
CHUCK:
Girls are gonna let us,
you know...
1113
01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:22,666
They're gonna let us, is what
I'm saying, when they see this.
1114
01:08:22,732 --> 01:08:24,434
Amazing.
1115
01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:26,035
Came out all right,
no thanks to you.
1116
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,205
WALTER:
Feel the seats, Alvin.
1117
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:33,443
ALVIN: All right.
Got the Phat Farm hookup,
1118
01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:39,316
shag carpet,
laptop, minibar. Wow.
1119
01:08:39,383 --> 01:08:41,151
Wait till you see the routine
we got worked out
1120
01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:42,686
to get in the car.
1121
01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:45,189
Here. Stand in the front.
Come on, hurry up.
1122
01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:47,257
Look, right there.
1123
01:09:12,416 --> 01:09:13,783
WALTER:
Doors.
1124
01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:32,436
You know, you guys should really
clean out the carburetor.
1125
01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:35,305
Ben's got an old Holley
four-barrel at the shop.
1126
01:09:35,372 --> 01:09:37,441
I think he'll let me get it.
1127
01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:41,211
Cool.
We're cruising tonight.
1128
01:09:41,278 --> 01:09:42,679
I can get right on it.
1129
01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:45,782
I'll go down there
right now, have it fixed.
1130
01:09:45,849 --> 01:09:47,384
I really wanna roll out
with you guys.
1131
01:09:47,451 --> 01:09:49,986
For real? Right on.
1132
01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:52,956
We missed you, man. We've been
checking the GM website,
1133
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:55,359
hoping to see your update.
1134
01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:58,662
Hey, there's plenty
of time for that.
1135
01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:00,664
I'll meet y'all
at Kenneth's house at 8.
1136
01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:04,501
We gonna party.
Go put on your good stuff.
1137
01:10:04,568 --> 01:10:07,404
I don't have any good stuff.
It's all right.
1138
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:17,514
Hey, yo, man.
I'm digging the whip, boy.
1139
01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:22,218
I'm feeling it, man.
1140
01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:24,821
You got the hooptie.
1141
01:10:26,656 --> 01:10:29,626
Look at her.
1142
01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:32,929
Yeah, I'm like the Renaissance
man of automobiles.
1143
01:10:32,996 --> 01:10:34,230
You feel me?
1144
01:10:34,298 --> 01:10:36,266
This here is
my newest work of art.
1145
01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:40,236
I call this
the "groupie hooptie."
1146
01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:44,341
This is hot.
1147
01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:48,645
Put a microwave
in the glove compartment.
1148
01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:54,418
Oh, no. Oh, no.
1149
01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:56,653
He's doing it.
1150
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,255
Get some.
Quench your thirst on that.
1151
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:06,730
He's 63 and a half minutes late.
It's not like him.
1152
01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:10,367
* No more hopin' and wishin'
I'm about to take my key *
1153
01:11:10,434 --> 01:11:11,768
* Stick it in
The ignition *
1154
01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:13,637
* So gimme that
Toot toot *
1155
01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:15,439
* Lemme give ya that
Beep beep *
1156
01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:17,474
* Runnin' her hands
Through my 'fro *
1157
01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:20,844
* Bouncin' on 24s *
1158
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:24,280
* It's the remix to "Ignition"
Hot and fresh out the kitchen *
1159
01:11:24,348 --> 01:11:27,917
* Mama rolling that body
Got every man in here wishin' *
1160
01:11:27,984 --> 01:11:31,488
* Sippin' on Coke and rum
I'm like, "So what, I'm drunk" *
1161
01:11:31,555 --> 01:11:33,490
* It's the freakin'
Weekend baby *
1162
01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:36,460
* I'm about
To have me some fun *
1163
01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:38,895
* Bounce bounce *
1164
01:11:41,498 --> 01:11:43,367
Where you going in such a hurry?
1165
01:11:45,335 --> 01:11:46,936
No rush.
1166
01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,973
I get free long distance
on my cell, baby.
1167
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,408
I don't need it on a date.
1168
01:11:55,912 --> 01:11:58,014
Is your foot on the gas?
1169
01:12:00,384 --> 01:12:02,185
Sorry.
1170
01:12:02,251 --> 01:12:04,020
Now...
1171
01:12:06,255 --> 01:12:07,290
...where were we?
1172
01:12:08,425 --> 01:12:10,527
You gotta relax, Al.
1173
01:12:10,594 --> 01:12:13,830
It's all right.
Now, don't you worry,
1174
01:12:13,897 --> 01:12:17,000
because Mama's gonna take
good care of you.
1175
01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:45,862
Dudes! I was just e-mailing you.
Sure you were.
1176
01:12:45,929 --> 01:12:47,797
No, seriously, man,
I'm telling you,
1177
01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:50,500
you will not believe what
happened to me tonight. Whoo!
1178
01:12:50,567 --> 01:12:52,936
CHUCK:
Give us the keys to our car.
1179
01:12:53,002 --> 01:12:54,804
Okay, but I'm telling you,
it's coming out
1180
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:57,507
like a Penthouse letter.
1181
01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:03,279
Y'all know how it is
when you're butt-naked
1182
01:13:03,346 --> 01:13:05,815
with a little cutie, right?
1183
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:07,817
Yeah, right--
1184
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,385
We were worried.
1185
01:13:09,453 --> 01:13:11,821
We thought you might still be
at Ben's working on our car.
1186
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:13,590
So we went down there,
but it was closed.
1187
01:13:13,657 --> 01:13:16,560
Then it took us an hour
to get his home number.
1188
01:13:16,626 --> 01:13:18,327
You talked to Ben?
CHUCK: Yeah.
1189
01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:19,963
He says if you
don't come in soon,
1190
01:13:20,029 --> 01:13:22,832
the camshaft's
going back to Germany.
1191
01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:27,471
Oh.
That's right. "Oh."
1192
01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:30,974
Look. Let me explain this--
1193
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:32,976
As of midnight tonight,
we're officially excommunicating
1194
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:35,078
Alvin Johnson
from the clubhouse.
1195
01:13:35,144 --> 01:13:36,813
The clubhouse from
fourth
1196
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,448
Come on, guys,
you can't be serious.
1197
01:13:38,515 --> 01:13:41,851
We shall never again speak to,
nor respond to any spoken words
1198
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:43,953
from the aforementioned
Alvin Johnson.
1199
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,321
Chuck, man.
1200
01:13:45,388 --> 01:13:49,125
Three, two, one.
1201
01:13:49,192 --> 01:13:51,495
Walter.
1202
01:13:54,498 --> 01:13:55,999
Fine, then.
1203
01:13:56,065 --> 01:14:00,069
Dude, I don't need
you losers.
1204
01:14:00,136 --> 01:14:02,138
Ain't my fault
you guys ain't getting no--
1205
01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:05,509
Boobie? All you gave him
was a little boob action?
1206
01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:07,310
That was all he wanted.
1207
01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:10,079
Was it good?
I was good.
1208
01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:13,449
Uh, hello. What happened
to the pact that we wouldn't
1209
01:14:13,517 --> 01:14:15,318
date each other's
ex
1210
01:14:15,384 --> 01:14:16,720
This ain't Burger King.
1211
01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:20,557
You can't always
have it your way.
1212
01:14:20,624 --> 01:14:22,759
Come on, Zoe.
1213
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,730
ARETHA:
Something is definitely
rotten in the hood.
1214
01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:28,431
At first,
I was gonna plan
1215
01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:30,600
a sort of blackmail
angle on him.
1216
01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:32,836
Then, after a
great deal of research,
1217
01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,505
I realized
he has nothing of value.
1218
01:14:35,572 --> 01:14:37,874
So here I am. I'm telling you.
1219
01:14:37,941 --> 01:14:40,109
He paid that girl
to be his friend.
1220
01:14:40,176 --> 01:14:43,246
Aretha, now, your brother
would never do such a thing.
1221
01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:47,016
Pops, Moms, what's the deal?
1222
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,618
Hey, yo, no time
for the victuals,
1223
01:14:48,685 --> 01:14:52,722
I gotta do
my thug thizzle.
1224
01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:54,958
Gotta have the pimp juice.
1225
01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,526
I'll holler.
1226
01:14:56,593 --> 01:14:59,796
Al, is there something
that you want to tell us
1227
01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:01,497
about your engine part,
son?
1228
01:15:01,565 --> 01:15:07,003
That engine part that is so very
important to your future.
1229
01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:09,606
You know what?
That's a long story.
1230
01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:11,575
I'll put you up
on game later on tonight.
1231
01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:13,276
But let's make
a long story short.
1232
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:19,816
Did you or did you not squander
your future on some tramp girl?
1233
01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:22,451
Moms...
1234
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,954
Nobody uses the word
"tramp" anymore.
1235
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:30,526
You know, it's more like
"chickenhead" or "hootchie."
1236
01:15:30,594 --> 01:15:33,329
Plus, it's my future.
1237
01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:35,899
And that's my ride to school.
1238
01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:40,269
School? Liar.
Today is Senior Ditch Day.
1239
01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:44,841
You know what?
Little biscuithead is right.
1240
01:15:44,908 --> 01:15:48,077
I'm gonna go to the beach,
check out some breezies,
1241
01:15:48,144 --> 01:15:50,980
put my feet in the water
and kick it with my crew.
1242
01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:52,849
And I could have
lied to y'all,
1243
01:15:52,916 --> 01:15:56,519
not even told y'all,
but y'all my folks.
1244
01:15:56,586 --> 01:16:00,556
And I ain't got nothing but love
for you.
1245
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,028
Peace out.
1246
01:16:05,094 --> 01:16:07,697
I told you so.
I told you so. I told you so.
1247
01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:09,165
The money he had
for the engine,
1248
01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:12,769
that's what he used
to pay that girl.
1249
01:16:12,836 --> 01:16:17,641
Well, then that's gonna
have to end right now.
1250
01:16:17,707 --> 01:16:19,776
Go on, get your purse.
1251
01:16:22,545 --> 01:16:24,814
BOY:
Yo, what's up, Al?
1252
01:16:24,881 --> 01:16:27,116
GIRL:
Hi, Alvin.
1253
01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:39,963
Wait.
1254
01:16:40,029 --> 01:16:42,231
Let me do that for you.
1255
01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:50,373
Good looking out.
1256
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:54,110
Why are these B's following us?
1257
01:16:54,177 --> 01:16:56,913
Us? We ain't on
no date right now.
1258
01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:02,385
Don't be mad. I can't bring
sand to the beach.
1259
01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:05,822
Damn, man. These shorties
is really sweating you.
1260
01:17:05,889 --> 01:17:08,624
Like gym socks.
1261
01:17:11,761 --> 01:17:15,164
Man, you doing it, baby.
Yo, pimp, pimp, hooray.
1262
01:17:15,231 --> 01:17:17,000
I ain't mad at you.
1263
01:17:17,066 --> 01:17:20,870
Hey, Kadeem.
I need to rap with Al.
1264
01:17:30,213 --> 01:17:31,981
Handle that.
1265
01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,552
So, what's up, shorty?
1266
01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:38,688
"Shorty," huh?
1267
01:17:40,023 --> 01:17:41,657
Look,
I was thinking maybe
1268
01:17:41,725 --> 01:17:43,526
we should still
hang out sometime.
1269
01:17:43,592 --> 01:17:45,729
As friends.
1270
01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:47,731
You're a great listener.
1271
01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,999
Huh?
1272
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,236
So I guess your boy
Anthony's neck didn't taste
1273
01:17:53,302 --> 01:17:56,372
as good as you made it look,
now, did it?
1274
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,174
Please. He's old and tired.
1275
01:17:58,241 --> 01:18:01,544
Yeah. And now since I'm the
coolest thing since shoestring,
1276
01:18:01,610 --> 01:18:03,279
you trying to get laced, right?
1277
01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:05,048
Al.
1278
01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:08,451
If I'd known you was for sale,
I would've bought you sooner.
1279
01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:12,555
Whoa. Now, you need
to slow your roll.
1280
01:18:12,621 --> 01:18:15,424
How dare you stand in my face
popping that noise?
1281
01:18:15,491 --> 01:18:16,760
Are you crazy?
1282
01:18:16,826 --> 01:18:20,463
Look, I made you "Al."
1283
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:25,902
I will work overtime to break
you, Alvin. You got that?
1284
01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:31,741
You can't break
a real man, baby.
Alvin.
1285
01:18:32,675 --> 01:18:34,377
I'm waiting for you.
1286
01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:40,817
You gonna have to excuse me.
I'm all booked up.
1287
01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:43,419
Auditioning prom dates.
Oh, yeah.
1288
01:18:43,486 --> 01:18:44,988
Now, there's a real catch.
1289
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:46,956
She's given more
rides than Greyhound.
1290
01:18:47,023 --> 01:18:51,194
Yeah, but I bet you it won't
cost me $1500 for a ticket.
1291
01:18:54,697 --> 01:18:59,368
Huh? Yeah. You don't have
nothing to say now, do you?
1292
01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:02,738
Whatever.
1293
01:19:02,806 --> 01:19:04,707
You don't need her no more, boo.
1294
01:19:04,774 --> 01:19:06,542
Yeah. That's what
I'm talking about.
1295
01:19:06,609 --> 01:19:08,277
Come on, let's dance.
1296
01:19:08,344 --> 01:19:10,046
Dance?
1297
01:19:17,053 --> 01:19:19,122
[BUSTA RHYME'S SINGING
"PASS THE COURVOISIER"]
1298
01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:06,629
Do you really care about me?
1299
01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:08,664
Of course I do, girl.
1300
01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:10,900
Well, prove it.
1301
01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:16,272
I always used
to watch you. Yeah.
1302
01:21:16,339 --> 01:21:18,574
And you...
1303
01:21:18,641 --> 01:21:20,409
You inspired me...
1304
01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:23,479
to write you a song.
Really?
1305
01:21:23,546 --> 01:21:26,282
Yeah. Yeah.
It goes like this.
1306
01:21:26,349 --> 01:21:31,387
Olivia, me and you
We will rise
1307
01:21:32,688 --> 01:21:35,258
Despite our fears inside
1308
01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:37,927
Rumor has it today's
Senior Ditch Day.
1309
01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:42,431
Dru Hilton.
1310
01:21:42,498 --> 01:21:44,800
What's the deal, baby?
What brings you out here?
1311
01:21:44,867 --> 01:21:47,870
DRU:
Came to see Paris, man.
Where she at
1312
01:21:47,937 --> 01:21:49,605
Yo. Thirty points last game?
1313
01:21:49,672 --> 01:21:53,276
I'm balling, baby.
What you know
1314
01:21:53,342 --> 01:21:57,080
What's up? What's going on, dog,
you know what I'm saying?
1315
01:21:58,714 --> 01:22:01,617
PARIS:
Dru.
1316
01:22:01,684 --> 01:22:05,021
It's been a while. I wasn't
expecting you in town so soon.
1317
01:22:05,088 --> 01:22:07,256
You know,
team got in a day early,
1318
01:22:07,323 --> 01:22:10,326
so I thought
I'd surprise you.
1319
01:22:10,393 --> 01:22:16,332
What do you say you and I get
out of here, just the two of us?
1320
01:22:18,567 --> 01:22:21,004
You give me a chance
to apologize.
1321
01:22:21,070 --> 01:22:22,705
All right.
1322
01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:24,340
Let me get my things.
1323
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:30,579
Damn, brother.
It's that easy, huh?
1324
01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:34,650
Hey, hey, hey. Look, what goes
on the road, stays on the road.
1325
01:22:39,488 --> 01:22:41,257
Besides, this girl,
she's my first love.
1326
01:22:41,324 --> 01:22:44,660
She can't even picture being
with anybody else.
1327
01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:49,898
Yo, one of you fools
been trying to get with Paris?
1328
01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:51,567
Which one of you?
Which one of you?
1329
01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:54,437
Yo, chill, Dru, all right?
It wasn't me.
1330
01:22:54,503 --> 01:22:56,739
She was Al Johnson's girl.
Not mine.
1331
01:22:56,805 --> 01:23:00,409
Who?
Al Johnson, man.
1332
01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:03,446
See, the only Al Johnson I know
is Alvin Johnson.
1333
01:23:03,512 --> 01:23:06,749
Yeah, he getting shorties now.
1334
01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,751
Aquaman.
1335
01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:10,253
All right.
1336
01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:14,190
What's wrong?
1337
01:23:14,257 --> 01:23:16,525
Why you looking at me like that?
1338
01:23:16,592 --> 01:23:18,994
I hear you got
yourself a new man.
1339
01:23:21,430 --> 01:23:23,532
Really, it's not--
Whatever. Whatever.
1340
01:23:23,599 --> 01:23:27,403
I didn't come back here
for you to lie in my face.
1341
01:23:27,470 --> 01:23:28,537
We're done.
1342
01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:31,640
No. No, look. Wait.
Get off me. Get off me!
1343
01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:36,112
I swear. Look,
I haven't moved on, Dru!
1344
01:23:45,254 --> 01:23:48,991
Alvin! Alvin!
BOY: Yo, Paris, where you going?
1345
01:23:49,058 --> 01:23:54,197
Al, get out there. I need you
to go tell Dru about our deal.
1346
01:23:54,263 --> 01:23:56,732
Paris, I'm kind of
in the middle of something--
1347
01:23:56,799 --> 01:23:59,001
Alvin, Dru is about to leave.
1348
01:23:59,068 --> 01:24:01,237
Please, just go
tell him the truth.
1349
01:24:01,304 --> 01:24:02,838
The truth is
that we were dating,
1350
01:24:02,905 --> 01:24:04,873
I got over you,
and that was that.
1351
01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:07,343
Al! Dru is--
Paris, stop it.
1352
01:24:07,410 --> 01:24:10,045
You're making
a fool of yourself.
1353
01:24:17,086 --> 01:24:18,887
Oh, so you won't tell
Dru the truth
1354
01:24:18,954 --> 01:24:21,357
because you're afraid
that they'll find out
1355
01:24:21,424 --> 01:24:25,628
that you paid me
to be your friend?
1356
01:24:25,694 --> 01:24:28,797
Well, guess what.
They just found out.
1357
01:24:31,134 --> 01:24:33,936
He just wanted
to be popular.
1358
01:24:34,002 --> 01:24:36,639
So he spent
1500 bucks on me
1359
01:24:36,705 --> 01:24:39,142
to hang out with him
for two weeks.
1360
01:24:40,008 --> 01:24:42,445
That's the truth.
1361
01:24:44,947 --> 01:24:48,917
Well, technically,
the money was spent on the car.
1362
01:24:48,984 --> 01:24:51,320
Olivia. What about our song?
1363
01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:54,223
We will rise
Despite those who burning us
1364
01:24:54,290 --> 01:24:57,960
She burning us with the lie--
Shut up.
1365
01:24:58,026 --> 01:24:59,695
Didn't have to push me.
1366
01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:04,267
That's my song!
I wrote those words.
1367
01:25:13,075 --> 01:25:14,943
Yeah, what's that old saying?
1368
01:25:15,010 --> 01:25:19,948
"Hell hath no fury like a woman
scorned"
1369
01:25:20,015 --> 01:25:22,785
A hallelujah?
1370
01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:25,821
I was just trying to quote,
you know, an old philosopher.
1371
01:25:25,888 --> 01:25:30,826
I think it was Pimping Ken
or Aristotle or Chris Rock.
1372
01:25:30,893 --> 01:25:34,497
Serves him right.
Let's go. Come on, let's go.
1373
01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:36,699
Hey, y'all, wait up.
Anthony. Ted.
1374
01:25:39,268 --> 01:25:41,704
Ted. Anthony.
1375
01:25:42,838 --> 01:25:46,275
* How did I let it
Get this far? *
1376
01:25:46,342 --> 01:25:50,179
* Ooh *
1377
01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:53,949
* How did I make
This wrong turn? *
1378
01:25:54,016 --> 01:25:57,353
* Ooh *
1379
01:25:57,420 --> 01:26:01,457
* Comes to the light
Comes to the light *
1380
01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:04,427
* Everything *
1381
01:26:04,493 --> 01:26:06,895
Maybe I should just try
and look past all of this.
1382
01:26:06,962 --> 01:26:10,599
Girl, you know Dru loves you.
He'll take you back.
1383
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:12,668
No, I mean....
1384
01:26:14,803 --> 01:26:17,840
You know what I've been
thinking, Zoe?
1385
01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:26,982
After graduation, I was thinking
of moving to San Francisco.
1386
01:26:27,049 --> 01:26:29,151
You know, take singing lessons.
1387
01:26:29,218 --> 01:26:31,887
I mean, I've been learning how
to play guitar, girl.
1388
01:26:31,954 --> 01:26:34,790
Oh, get real, girl.
1389
01:26:34,857 --> 01:26:38,794
You're never gonna be
Alicia Keys or Norah Jones.
1390
01:26:38,861 --> 01:26:42,064
You're gonna be the wife
of an NBA star.
1391
01:26:42,130 --> 01:26:45,934
Life doesn't get
any better than that.
1392
01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:49,938
Hello
1393
01:26:50,005 --> 01:26:51,840
Paris?
1394
01:26:51,907 --> 01:26:59,081
* Make it go away *
1395
01:26:59,147 --> 01:27:03,319
* Make it fade *
1396
01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:06,455
* Make it sail away from me *
1397
01:27:06,522 --> 01:27:10,759
* Sail away, sail away *
1398
01:27:10,826 --> 01:27:15,063
* Comes to the light
Comes to the light *
1399
01:27:15,130 --> 01:27:18,767
* Everything *
1400
01:27:18,834 --> 01:27:25,140
* Comes to the light
Comes to the light *
1401
01:27:25,207 --> 01:27:31,179
* Comes to the light
Comes to the light *
1402
01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,916
I need to talk to you, son.
1403
01:27:39,455 --> 01:27:42,658
Dad, I got all the condoms
I could use.
1404
01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:45,260
Probably won't be needing
any in the near future.
1405
01:27:45,328 --> 01:27:47,296
Well, look.
Why don't you get up, son,
1406
01:27:47,363 --> 01:27:50,766
because your future is what
I'm here to talk to you about.
1407
01:27:54,737 --> 01:27:58,441
That's right.
I got your camshaft.
1408
01:27:58,507 --> 01:28:01,644
Now, you probably gonna have
to work like hell
1409
01:28:01,710 --> 01:28:04,880
to pay this thing off,
but I don't want you to worry
1410
01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:07,249
about that till you
finish that engine up.
1411
01:28:07,316 --> 01:28:09,518
It's probably too late.
1412
01:28:09,585 --> 01:28:13,656
And I have to rebuild the engine
to the new camshaft
1413
01:28:13,722 --> 01:28:18,093
then retest it.
It's a lot of work.
1414
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:23,532
Okay, then get off your ass
and handle your business.
1415
01:28:26,101 --> 01:28:28,504
Look, Alvin. Look, man.
1416
01:28:28,571 --> 01:28:30,238
When I was in school,
1417
01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:33,809
I was one of the coolest dudes
at the school.
1418
01:28:33,876 --> 01:28:38,481
I was something else, man.
I had the whole game working.
1419
01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:42,250
And I guess I kind of
just always wanted you
1420
01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:46,589
to have that same kind
of fun that I did.
1421
01:28:51,594 --> 01:28:53,929
But you know why that was?
1422
01:28:53,996 --> 01:28:59,502
See, it was because, see,
I didn't have your brains.
1423
01:29:01,103 --> 01:29:05,641
I didn't have your potential.
None of that, man.
1424
01:29:07,275 --> 01:29:08,777
But you...
1425
01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:11,880
From day one,
me and your mama,
1426
01:29:11,947 --> 01:29:13,916
we always knew, man,
that you was just
1427
01:29:13,982 --> 01:29:16,819
gonna achieve
some great things for us.
1428
01:29:18,554 --> 01:29:21,524
I don't know,
I guess maybe I was...
1429
01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:24,960
Maybe a little jealous
or something. I don't know.
1430
01:29:25,027 --> 01:29:27,730
But I'm gonna tell you
something, though.
1431
01:29:31,266 --> 01:29:34,603
I have always,
1432
01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:37,973
always been proud of you, son.
1433
01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:48,884
I been damn proud of you, man.
1434
01:30:41,303 --> 01:30:43,872
Look who's awake.
1435
01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:46,174
You finished it.
1436
01:30:46,241 --> 01:30:49,344
Congratulations, it looks good.
1437
01:30:49,411 --> 01:30:52,247
Yeah, thanks. Hey, guys, look--
1438
01:30:52,314 --> 01:30:53,482
Man, save your breath.
1439
01:30:55,050 --> 01:30:57,753
Look, come on, guys.
Don't go. I was--
1440
01:30:57,820 --> 01:31:00,088
What's the matter
with the Galaxie?
1441
01:31:00,155 --> 01:31:02,024
It's none of your concern.
1442
01:31:35,824 --> 01:31:37,526
The scholarship committee's
probably gonna want
1443
01:31:37,593 --> 01:31:39,828
to look at this engine
next week.
1444
01:31:39,895 --> 01:31:44,166
Other than that,
y'all needed an engine.
1445
01:31:58,947 --> 01:32:02,084
DRU:
Set the screen. Set the screen.
1446
01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:06,054
There it is. There it is.
1447
01:32:15,764 --> 01:32:18,567
Get back, get back.
Come on, Ted. Come on, Ted.
1448
01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:27,309
ANNOUNCER: Basket by number 32.
Hey, that was your man.
1449
01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,144
You got to call a switch.
1450
01:32:30,946 --> 01:32:33,481
See, this is the reason
why we're losing.
1451
01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:35,217
Because we're infected
with losers.
1452
01:32:35,283 --> 01:32:38,053
Stay focused on the game, man.
Forget them.
1453
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:39,755
Oh, man.
1454
01:32:39,822 --> 01:32:43,626
Attention, losers, get out
of my good-luck seats now!
1455
01:32:44,993 --> 01:32:46,662
No, we're gonna sit
where we want.
1456
01:32:46,729 --> 01:32:49,464
Oh, you think
it's a game, huh?
1457
01:32:49,531 --> 01:32:51,233
Get up or get beat down.
1458
01:32:51,299 --> 01:32:53,669
Yo, Ted, let's go, man.
Let's go to the locker room.
1459
01:32:53,736 --> 01:32:55,804
We're running plays.
1460
01:32:55,871 --> 01:32:57,172
TED:
Move now.
1461
01:32:59,908 --> 01:33:02,177
So you wanna beat somebody up,
huh, tough guy?
1462
01:33:02,244 --> 01:33:04,680
GIRL: He just asked
for an ass-whupping.
1463
01:33:04,747 --> 01:33:06,782
I've been waiting for this.
1464
01:33:06,849 --> 01:33:09,051
Yeah. Yeah.
Ted.
1465
01:33:09,117 --> 01:33:11,720
TED:
I'll beat you like you stole
something.
1466
01:33:11,787 --> 01:33:14,022
ALVIN:
Go ahead.
1467
01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:16,124
Start beating.
1468
01:33:16,191 --> 01:33:19,094
Can't beat me no worse
than I been beating myself
1469
01:33:19,161 --> 01:33:22,631
for wanting to be
friends with you.
1470
01:33:22,698 --> 01:33:24,900
All this time,
I was just fronting to be cool.
1471
01:33:26,301 --> 01:33:28,804
Because I didn't have the balls
enough to be myself.
1472
01:33:30,939 --> 01:33:33,776
So instead, I started
dissing my real friends.
1473
01:33:33,842 --> 01:33:36,845
But, hey, this is who I am.
1474
01:33:36,912 --> 01:33:40,182
Alvin Johnson. Pool boy.
1475
01:33:44,653 --> 01:33:49,091
I like blended mocha lattes,
with a little foam on the top.
1476
01:33:49,157 --> 01:33:50,759
GIRL:
Yo, that's the kind you drink.
1477
01:33:50,826 --> 01:33:53,195
I like Michael Jackson's
Bad album.
1478
01:33:53,261 --> 01:33:57,299
PEOPLE IN CROWD:
I like that. I like Michael.
I like Thriller.
1479
01:33:57,365 --> 01:33:59,001
This is me.
1480
01:33:59,067 --> 01:34:01,837
I ain't afraid to admit it.
1481
01:34:03,605 --> 01:34:06,241
So go ahead, Ted.
1482
01:34:06,308 --> 01:34:08,443
Do it.
1483
01:34:08,510 --> 01:34:10,545
Hit me.
1484
01:34:10,612 --> 01:34:13,115
And I'm gonna
show you who's bad.
1485
01:34:13,181 --> 01:34:15,483
GIRL 1: Ted, what you gonna do?
GIRL 2: Yeah, Ted.
1486
01:34:15,550 --> 01:34:17,786
Who's bad?
1487
01:34:17,853 --> 01:34:20,022
TED:
You are a freak!
1488
01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:25,660
WALTER:
Yeah. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
1489
01:34:25,728 --> 01:34:27,562
Take your boy.
Chill, we got him.
1490
01:34:27,629 --> 01:34:30,065
Yeah, you chill.
You chill.
1491
01:35:31,593 --> 01:35:33,095
All right.
1492
01:35:36,031 --> 01:35:37,399
Alvin.
1493
01:35:37,465 --> 01:35:39,734
Alvin, stop.
1494
01:35:39,802 --> 01:35:43,371
Hey. Hey, baby.
1495
01:35:43,438 --> 01:35:44,907
I've been thinking.
1496
01:35:44,973 --> 01:35:47,810
I'm gonna give you
one more chance to apologize.
1497
01:35:49,945 --> 01:35:51,847
I have other dreams.
1498
01:35:51,914 --> 01:35:55,650
Other dreams?
I'm your meal ticket.
1499
01:35:55,717 --> 01:35:57,452
Pool boy, right?
You bugging.
1500
01:35:57,519 --> 01:35:59,922
Alvin, stop.
1501
01:35:59,988 --> 01:36:02,624
Alvin, I know.
I know what you're thinking.
1502
01:36:02,690 --> 01:36:05,760
You think you know.
No. I know.
1503
01:36:05,828 --> 01:36:09,097
You're all mad at yourself and
feeling like some kind of fool
1504
01:36:09,164 --> 01:36:14,002
because you've been fronting
about who you are for two weeks?
1505
01:36:14,069 --> 01:36:16,204
I've been fronting about
who I am, who I wanna be,
1506
01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,640
for as long
as I can even remember.
1507
01:36:18,706 --> 01:36:21,443
And on the real, I'm tired--
1508
01:36:35,023 --> 01:36:40,462
* I didn't know how to feel *
1509
01:36:40,528 --> 01:36:47,735
* I been up so long
I've forgotten what was real *
1510
01:36:47,802 --> 01:36:51,239
* It's been forever since
I've looked me in the face *
1511
01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:54,342
* I bet that's why this comfort
Feels so out of place *
1512
01:36:54,409 --> 01:36:57,245
* My head's been begging me
To turn the other way *
1513
01:36:57,312 --> 01:37:02,350
* 'Cause my eyes say go
And my heart says stay *
1514
01:37:02,417 --> 01:37:06,654
* In spite of our fears inside *
1515
01:37:06,721 --> 01:37:12,928
* 'Caused by those who burn us
Down with their lies *
1516
01:37:12,995 --> 01:37:16,264
* Gather with your eyes *
1517
01:37:16,331 --> 01:37:20,468
* To a love that
Will always be on time *
1518
01:37:20,535 --> 01:37:27,842
* A connection so electric
Can't hide from... *
1519
01:37:27,910 --> 01:37:32,647
* New York put it on the floor
New York put it on the floor *
1520
01:37:32,714 --> 01:37:36,684
* Cali put it on the floor
Cali put it on the floor *
1521
01:37:36,751 --> 01:37:40,889
* Miami put it on the floor
Miami put it on the floor *
1522
01:37:40,956 --> 01:37:45,293
* Atlanta put it on the floor
Atlanta put it on the floor *
1523
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,429
* You gonna work
For this little bit of change *
1524
01:37:47,495 --> 01:37:49,331
* Side order of pimpin'
Little bit of game *
1525
01:37:49,397 --> 01:37:51,466
* What you know gonna hurt
Just a little bit of pain *
1526
01:37:51,533 --> 01:37:54,036
* When I rip ya skirt
From ya little-bitty frame *
1527
01:37:54,102 --> 01:37:56,171
* Whole lot of drinkin'
Whole lot of cash *
1528
01:37:56,238 --> 01:37:58,506
* Dirty ol' Nick
with a whole lot of... *
1529
01:37:58,573 --> 01:38:01,276
* Fly guy, Antonio Fargus
Carrera Porsches *
1530
01:38:01,343 --> 01:38:02,911
* We ain't even parking *
1531
01:38:02,978 --> 01:38:04,646
* Valet alligator
Air forces *
1532
01:38:04,712 --> 01:38:07,182
* Waves in my head have them
Chicks gettin' nauseous *
1533
01:38:07,249 --> 01:38:09,084
* Love dont cost a thing
My dough, your world
1534
01:38:09,151 --> 01:38:11,353
* So shake it like
A na-na-na-nasty girl *
1535
01:38:11,419 --> 01:38:13,388
* I think you need to move it
to the left, shorty *
1536
01:38:13,455 --> 01:38:15,924
* Move it to the left, shorty *
1537
01:38:15,991 --> 01:38:17,592
* If you don't got
Your own paper *
1538
01:38:17,659 --> 01:38:20,795
* I don't suggest you hold
Your breath, shorty *
1539
01:38:20,862 --> 01:38:22,430
* Keep it right, shorty *
1540
01:38:22,497 --> 01:38:24,332
* You better
Keep it tight, shorty *
1541
01:38:24,399 --> 01:38:26,368
* You better bring money
Out your crib *
1542
01:38:26,434 --> 01:38:28,536
* 'Cause you ain't gettin none
Of mine tonight, shorty *
1543
01:38:28,603 --> 01:38:31,073
* I think you need to move it
To the left, shorty *
1544
01:38:31,139 --> 01:38:32,941
* Move it to the left, shorty *
1545
01:38:33,008 --> 01:38:34,676
* If you don't got
Your own paper *
1546
01:38:34,742 --> 01:38:37,412
* I don't suggest you hold
Your breath, shorty *
1547
01:38:37,479 --> 01:38:39,581
* Keep it right, shorty *
1548
01:38:39,647 --> 01:38:41,549
* You better
Keep it tight, shorty *
1549
01:38:41,616 --> 01:38:43,718
* You better bring money
Out your crib *
1550
01:38:43,785 --> 01:38:46,221
* 'Cause you ain't gettin'
None of mine tonight, shorty *
1551
01:38:46,288 --> 01:38:48,356
* Watch how the women start
Sniffing around *
1552
01:38:48,423 --> 01:38:50,392
* When we be rippin' it down
We got 'em stickin' around *
1553
01:38:50,458 --> 01:38:52,494
* The way they love to kid like
I'm the king of the town *
1554
01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:54,729
* The way my money stacks up
Got 'em flippin' around *
1555
01:38:54,796 --> 01:38:59,134
* I got em diggin' the sound *
1556
01:38:59,201 --> 01:39:01,970
* Listen, cook food, shorty
Fatten my tummy *
1557
01:39:02,037 --> 01:39:03,805
* Don't touch my money *
1558
01:39:03,871 --> 01:39:05,840
* Even though you lookin' good
And it was nice to meet ya *
1559
01:39:05,907 --> 01:39:08,010
* You'll be lucky if you even
Get a slice of pizza from me *
1560
01:39:08,076 --> 01:39:10,012
* Before you ever try to touch
My money clip I put ya *
1561
01:39:10,078 --> 01:39:12,080
* On the corner walkin' up
And down the money strip *
1562
01:39:12,147 --> 01:39:13,415
* Now looky here
Honey there *
1563
01:39:13,481 --> 01:39:15,450
* Better find
Another dummy quick *
1564
01:39:15,517 --> 01:39:17,319
* Homey tryin' to stunt better
Jump Inside the money whip *
1565
01:39:17,385 --> 01:39:19,587
* Let's see what you can get
And keep it over there *
1566
01:39:19,654 --> 01:39:21,623
* Better try your luck 'cause
You ain't gettin' nothin' *
1567
01:39:21,689 --> 01:39:23,458
* I think you need to move it
to the left, shorty *
1568
01:39:23,525 --> 01:39:25,360
* Move it to the left, shorty *
1569
01:39:25,427 --> 01:39:27,229
* If you ain't got
Your own paper *
1570
01:39:27,295 --> 01:39:30,698
* I don't suggest you hold
your breath, shorty *
1571
01:39:30,765 --> 01:39:32,234
* Keep it right, shorty *
1572
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,635
* You better
Keep it tight, shorty *
1573
01:39:33,701 --> 01:39:36,004
* You better bring money
Out your crib *
1574
01:39:36,071 --> 01:39:38,873
* 'Cause you ain't gettin
none of mine tonight, shorty *
1575
01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:43,411
* B.K. put it on the floor
B.K. put it on the floor *
1576
01:39:43,478 --> 01:39:47,582
* B.X. put it on the floor
B.X. put it on the floor *
1577
01:39:47,649 --> 01:39:51,153
* St. Louis put it on the floor
St. Louis put it on the floor *
1578
01:39:51,219 --> 01:39:56,591
* Philly put it on the floor
Philly put it on the floor *
1579
01:40:03,331 --> 01:40:08,770
* This is my fault
That I got caught up *
1580
01:40:08,836 --> 01:40:13,741
* Knowing damn well
That you and her just broke up *
1581
01:40:13,808 --> 01:40:16,311
* Say it's about me *
1582
01:40:16,378 --> 01:40:20,382
* And not the last
She's the best, did I ask you *
1583
01:40:20,448 --> 01:40:28,590
* About how she was?
No, I didn't *
1584
01:40:28,656 --> 01:40:31,393
* So tell me what the hell
You even got with me for *
1585
01:40:31,459 --> 01:40:33,695
* Tell me what the hell
You even got with me for *
1586
01:40:33,761 --> 01:40:36,131
* No matter how you front
It always showed *
1587
01:40:36,198 --> 01:40:44,872
* That you ain't let her go *
1588
01:40:44,939 --> 01:40:48,443
* Baby, please forgive me *
1589
01:40:48,510 --> 01:40:51,146
* It's been a few months now
Since I did it *
1590
01:40:51,213 --> 01:40:53,615
* I don't want
To go on living baby *
1591
01:40:53,681 --> 01:40:59,421
* Put it in the past
I wanna make this love last *
1592
01:40:59,487 --> 01:41:05,460
* Listen, don't keep on
Pushing me... *
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