Original subtitles

Normal people wouldn't have feelings for a mannequin head, right?

Wanda is different. She has been there for me through many difficult situations.

How long are you going to stay in Kaohsiung this time?

I only have a seminar scheduled. I will be back after one night.

You want to ask me if I want to share a lamb hot pot, right?

So can you put all my hair up with just one hairpin?

I am a hairstylist. It looks nice! I will send it to you.

If we get the chance to meet again, send it to me then.

I will always love you, my younger brother.

Either "brother" or "sister" is fine.

Did somebody get the wrong suitcase?

It's you.

It's Wang Hsuan Yu, oh! Little Piggy, I missed you so much!

You two basically just switched heads. You can't blame me for not recognizing you after all these years, right?

It's been twelve years.

After twelve years, five months, and three days,

I met my goddess again.

Today I was very happy to see you again! Good night, Little Piggy.

Good night, Kim Tae Hee.

♫ I've written your name ♫

♫ Fated to be together for life ♫

♫ We've both been hurt a few times ♫

♫ And now we've grown ♫

♫ Living in this city ♫

♫ It's so easy to get lost ♫

♫ So blessed to be in love with each other ♫

♫ We've written the same address ♫

♫ From now on, we'll live life together ♫

♫ Our story ♫

♫ Is just beginning ♫

♫ We've exchanged rings ♫

♫ Happy or sad, we'll face it all together from now on ♫

♫ Always be with you ♫

♫ We'll support each other from now on ♫

♫ I promise, your smile ♫

♫ Will be more real than before ♫

♫ Always be with you ♫

♫ Your love is like a diamond ♫

♫ Zero defect, so genuine ♫

♫ Love needs no explanation ♫

♫ We'll be holding hands for the rest of our lives ♫

Love Is Science?

[Rene Caovilla]

[Rene Caovilla]

Timing and Subtitles by the Scientific Love Team @viki.com

Sorry, I would like to try on this pair.

I still remember; you're a size 37, right?

Okay. Please, wait a moment.

What do you think?

I finished. We can go now.

Don't you have another dress?

How pretty!

- I've decided on this pair. - Okay.

- Thank you, Ms. Yan. - Please, wait a minute.

Why can't someone wear what she wants on her own feet?

Why would one live by another's advice and personal taste?

Love Is Science Marriage Agency

- This way, please. - All right.

- Please have a seat. - Thank you. - Thank you.

[Love Is Science]

Hi, Miss Lin. This is our first time meeting.

And who is this?

- This is my friend— - My name is Wu Hsiao Wan. I'm Ya Ying's friend.

Her best friend.

She is here for a consultation. I worried she would be too nervous to explain clearly

so I took time off work to accompany her.

Thanks.

Okay, great. Let's get started.

Okay.

Miss Lin, which type of man are you looking for?

Well... I think...

Ya Ying's personality is very simple and innocent so she doesn't really know what type of men she likes.

Her personality is really very simple, honest, and cute. She loves men who are stable.

- The best ones are down-to-earth men, such as civil servants or teachers. - Oh!

Let me interrupt for a minute. I already know what your basic requirements are.

But, Miss Lin, do you have anything you want to add yourself?

Well... I think...

If the man has to fly often for work, or has a very flexible work schedule,

that is a definite no!

I agree. I don't like that, either.

It would be best if he had a stable job and would be financially stable as well.

He should be able to come home everyday to keep our Ya Ying company, chat with her, help her cook,

and walk the dog with her.

You must host your wedding at places such as Hualien or Taidong, where it's very green and grassy.

- That would be beautiful! - Of course, it would be beautiful! The sea would also be nearby.

For the man's surname, we prefer Liu or Tsai. Oh is fine too.

- Hsiao Wan– - We can't do I.V.F. (in vitro fertilization).

You surely can't! Doing something like that TV show, "Future Mother," will scare people to death.

There could also be problems with the mother-in-law. We must verify his parents' background.

I'll never let that happen to you.

For your wedding dress, the best would be to reveal a bit of your shoulders.

But you can't reveal your chest too much.

- Hsiao Wan, you're so good to me. - Of course.

You're the best!

I'll do my best to input all this data into our file. We will notify you once we have good news!

- Okay. Thank you. - Bye bye.

Bye bye.

- Oh, right. Wait for me. - Okay.

Mr. Ou Wen.

What's wrong?

When I meet with my potential partners later on,

can I bring Hsiao Wan with me?

There's nothing wrong with that, but important first step meetings are to get to know each other so—

Yes, I know. That means Hsiao Wan must be present!

I hope my future partner can get along well with her.

Ya Ying!

I won't omit such a major event about your future marriage.

- Thank you for your time, Mr. Ou Wen. - Thank you.

- Take care. - Let's go.

Boss, this is Miss Lee's information.

No matter how much data we have, or how perfect our matchmaking index is,

if she doesn't separate from her best friend, she will never be able to marry.

Can't we just directly tell Miss Lin?

There's no point. Do you know the cold temperature when your grandma decides you are cold?

There is a type of "good" which refers to "good intentions" from your friends.

There is a type of "happiness" which refers to when others think you are truly happy.

All of the above are exclusive to Asia.

I call it "Asian Pressure."

What?

You're living in the UK's time zone. You don't understand.

Then should I still be pursuing this case for my sales quota?

You should! You definitely should!

I just wanted you to understand all data are not enough when facing this "Asian pressure."

You have to use this here to figure things out.

Good luck. You can do this.

Voodoo

I want to dye it like this.

You know the trends well. A few days ago, a model also came to dye her hair this special color.

The color will also suit your small face well.

Really? Do you think this color will suit me?

Yes! I think it will be very suitable.

Okay, then I'll go with this color.

Okay. Leave it to me.

Take a look at these pictures first and see which style you want.

I'll be right back.

Recently, a lot of Korean actors have hairstyles that are puffy on the top,

wavy and also curly.

- Like this one! - I see.

But do you know how to use hair mousse on your hair?

If you don't, I promise it will be a disaster.

How about...

something similar to this type of hairstyle?

Are you sure about bleach dyeing for that customer?

Of course, the customer asked for it.

Did you tell her it's hard to manage that kind of hair? She will have to spend a lot of—

My customer wants to try something new. Why would I discourage her?

Maybe it is her new starting point.

Take a look.

It is curly, but... it is not the type of curls I like.

I think it suits you. It looks good.

Hair that was bleach dyed needs to be conditioned well.

That way it won't get frizzy. You can always return for touch-ups,

to maintain the vibrancy of the color.

I understand, thank you. Bye bye.

Bye bye.

I made another contribution to improving the cityscape today.

The usual, are you interested?

Okay. Plus one.

Okay.

Hsu Kai Li.

Miss Kelly likes gentlemen with taste.

So please don't look directly there.

I know Mama Chao wants a grandchild soon.

But a relationship still needs time to nurture.

I understand.

These are Ms. Kelly's favorite roses.

It's best to leave a good first impression.

Hi, I'm Kelly.

Hi, Miss Kelly.

Thank you, Mr. Chao. You are so thoughtful.

It's a must. Miss Kelly, please sit.

Thank you.

Would you like something to drink?

I heard their hand brewed coffee is quite well-known. Would you like one?

Sure. Thank you.

Do you like the roses?

Roses are my favorite flowers.

How is it going over there?

Not much is going on.

What about you?

- You will bring great luck to your husband (palm reading). - Really?

And it looks like you will have two sons and a daughter.

Just wait. We'll get wedding invitations in 3 months, and a grandchild within a year.

- You have to come with me to pick out a bed. - Of course. It's good for you to sleep well.

- Hi. - Hello. Welcome.

The usual, two orders of fried rice to go.

Sure, please wait.

Business is not bad today.

Mr. Chang, I saw on your profile that you both like to exercise.

Coincidently, Ms. Lu wanted to sign up for a swim event at Sun Moon Lake next year.

Would Mr. Chang like to join?

I think I wrote that I like to bike around the island.

That shouldn't have much to do with swimming.

What about Ms. Lu? Do you like to ride bikes?

I prefer running.

I remembered that you used to participate in marathons too.

Then what about the international marathon race early next year? Did you sign up yet?

- Yes. - Am I a third-wheel here?

Why isn't the consultant familiar with the customer's profile?

Yet the customer knows everything about the consultant's schedule?

Okay. I'll go back right now.

Something came up at the company. I need to return.

I'm sorry.

Am I the main focus today or are you?

Am I paying for you to come on a date?

Today was my mistake. Next time–

Next time? Will there even be a next time?

Haven't you embarrassed me enough?

Mr. Chang, that's not what I meant.

What did you mean? Tell me!

I gave you two hours, and you wasted the two hours!

Do you even know how much I can make in two hours?

How much money does a planner make? Can you even make it up?

There's nothing wrong with someone being better looking than you.

Hanawa. (He looks like "Hanawa" in the manga "Chibi Maruko-chan.")

Who are you talking to?

Whoever responds is the one that I'm talking to.

Hanawa.

Please respect my client, Sir.

I'm trying to help you.

Mr. Chang, I'm so sorry about today. We will do our best to plan your next appointment.

The company will cover today's expenses.

I can still afford a cup of coffee.

Hey! You–

He's leaving.

Did you not see?

He is leaving.

What does that have to do with you, Sir?

Hey.

What? Do you want to touch it?

No, but do you want to be splashed again?

Didn't I say it before?

During the date, you can't have eye contact with the female clients for more than 3 seconds.

You can't flirt, send the wrong signals, use hair gel, or dress up.

Boss. I've already dressed down today.

If I keep going down, my fashion sense won't allow it.

Is this handsome? How so?

I don't understand.

Your sense of beauty has always been lacking.

Wear this for all future arranged meetings.

I don't want to. No way!

I'm not asking for your approval. This is an order.

Why don't you let me dress according to my taste?

I can attract new female members.

It's because of your stubbornness.

Take a look at Sheng Ying's desk.

We just had another client asking for a planner change.

This is for you.

And I can't make it to the arranged date tonight.

You two can go.

What?

Today is that one day of the month.

No problem, I'll go to the arranged date.

Please take care of yourself.

Miss.

- Where's my mom? - She is upstairs changing.

Changing? Where is she going?

Yes. I saw the poster for next month.

It's too simple.

Even though our product is 100% natural, we don't need to make the poster that simple.

Okay. Please make that change.

Where's the creative director?

Tell him that I want to meet with him tomorrow.

Why are you dressed like that?

We're not on the same wavelength at all.

How was I supposed to know what you were going to wear?

You should know women always love new things and often change their minds.

Yes, it is all my fault.

I'm sorry.

Jessica, bring over the Lafite 2000 that I just opened.

Yes, Madam.

Wow! Lafite 2000? Did something good happen?

Did you open a new branch store?

It's something more worthy of a celebration.

Yung Tai and his French girlfriend broke up.

Why are you celebrating other people breaking up?

This means my daughter has a chance.

Honey, listen to your mom.

Although you two already divorced, I thought it through very carefully.

You and Yung Tai were already divorced nine years.

He was in a total of five relationships since then.

The longest didn't even last over six months.

Your short-term marriage

lasted at least three years. What does this mean?

This means that you are his best partner.

Also, let me tell you something else.

Never mind, my dress is too puffy.

Come here! Come here!

Hurry up!

Look at this!

This broken marriage of yours,

I worked hard to hold onto it.

Look here!

For every New Year, holidays,

and my birthday,

Yung Tai always sent me a message.

He never missed once.

Mom, that's enough!

When Dad passed away, you didn't bother finding another partner.

So why do I have to get back together with him?

Do you think it was my choice to remain single?

It's because I married the best man in the entire world.

Your dad was perfect in every possible way.

Except he left a little early,

leaving me alone to take care of you.

I had to carry you on my back when I cleaned blemishes and tried to get more business.

Now look at me!

All the men around me just fancy me for my mansion and my sports cars.

Honey, tell me.

Is there any man who is like your dad,

who sincerely loved me?

Mom! I would love to marry someone like Dad.

Silly.

You should marry someone like Yung Tai.

Why?

Your dad's life was short.

Yung Tai is handsome and polite.

Most importantly, he does a good job operating his business.

But Mom, we are unsuitable for each other.

Stop acting so tough.

It's already been nine years since your divorce.

You're still wearing your wedding ring.

You just don't want to admit you regret the divorce.

These past few years, you met many suitable marriage partners.

Yet none of them moved your heart once.

My phone is ringing. Hold on a second.

I have to answer this.

Hello? Chiao An Na?

What? Were you in a car accident?

Which hospital are you at?

Okay, I'll be there very soon.

Chiao An Na got into a car accident. I have to go to the hospital to see her now.

- I'll eat with you another time, okay? - Hey, hey, hey!

How many times has Chiao An Na been in a car accident?

Why does she always get into a car accident whenever you dine with me?

She has been having bad luck recently. Mom,

I have to go now! I'll come home another time to eat with you. Okay?

Bye bye!

Welcome back! Where do you want to meet?

- The light is green. - Oh.

Mr. Driver, could you please drop off my luggage

at this address? - Okay.

Here's NT$1000 ($35 U.S.) Keep the change.

♫ I'll be coming up hot for a minute ♫

♫ Everybody know the drop when I'm in it ♫

♫ Drop the top when I'm in it, I'm in it ♫

♫ Everybody know the drop when I'm in it, yes ♫

♫ I go. So show. Everybody, everybody know ♫

♫ You, you know when the click, click goes ♫

- Joanna! - Hi!

You're still so beautiful today.

Hi! Ruff. Bonny and Read.

Come in! Come in!

♫ I'll be coming up, I'll be coming up ♫

♫ Everybody, everybody know, oh, oh, oh. You, you know when the click, click goes ♫

Oh, my babe! ♫ To the sh*t, then it's about ♫

Do we have to meet here right after you just landed?

I'm starting to doubt whether you're a Love Is Science Agency shareholder or this club's shareholder.

You should be used to this already.

I was on the plane for ten hours. My bones have all hardened.

Of course, I have to come here to loosen up a bit. Did you see me dancing up there?

Yes, yes, I did.

- It's so noisy here. I want to go home. - What?

I want to go home.

You promised that you would come here with me.

♫ I'll be coming up hot for a minute ♫

♫ Everybody know the drop when I'm in it ♫

♫ I-I drop the top when I'm in it, I'm in it ♫

♫ Everybody know the drop when I'm in it, yes ♫

♫ I go. So show. Everybody, everybody know, oh, oh ♫

♫ You, you know when the click, click goes... It shall be fun ♫

Get moving! Get moving!

Be more natural!

When you're not embarrassed, other people will feel it.

Do you want to eat this?

I'll drink instead.

You read the company's revenue report already, right?

Revenue report?

Do I still need to look at the revenue report when I have you keeping an eye on it?

How have you been?

I'm doing very well! You can tell from the revenue report,

our company has been completely on track–

You know what I'm talking about.

I'm doing well! You don't need to worry.

I helped you get back on track.

If you don't treat yourself well, then you should be sorry to me.

Okay, I know.

Excuse me, we didn't order this drink.

That gentleman over there paid for it.

You just wait quietly for me here,

- while I go over to say thanks. - All right.

It's okay with me if you want to be taken away by someone though.

- Hey! - Oh!

Look who I found here! Little Piggy!

I didn't expect to meet you here.

I see you're a player.

I'm not a player. I'm... not...

I-I-I...

Come eat with me. Let's go!

You're still the same as before. You love to twirl my hair.

Before?

What does he mean before?

Give me a hint!

My name starts with an S.

Starts with an S?

Sam.

You're shocked, aren't you?

Steven.

Shawn?

Simon?

Kevin. It doesn't even have an S in it.

I was saying that I'm not a player.

I rarely come to a nightclub.

Okay, okay. You're the most well-behaved.

Here, eat this cuttlefish ball.

You caught someone so young and handsome very fast.

No, I'm not—

Let me introduce you guys. He is... my younger brother.

Little Piggy.

- Your younger brother? - Yes.

Little Piggy?

But you don't look like a pig.

My name is Wang Hsuan Yu.

Yan Fei...

The brother-in-law that wasn't meant to be.

Wow, he's Yung Tai...

He is not related to that guy in any way.

It's the unspoken past.

How can you have a history that I don't know about?

Let's add each other on LINE later. I'll add you first.

Don't "hit on" my Little Piggy!

Where's that handsome guy you were just with?

Please, he was just a boyfriend I was with several years ago,

and only for about three days.

But I forgot his name so he left angrily.

So...

There's no point in staying today.

- Isn't there? - Let's go home!

Hsuan Yu!

What are you doing here?

Let me take you home.

- Are we going, too? - Let's go.

I...

You go first.

You go first.

My brother and his wife are going on a picnic to a hot spring this Sunday.

Little Piggy, you're so cute.

Did you forget that your brother and I are both already married?

Oh, you're right.

Then what did you want to tell me earlier?

I was worried about what to say when I call you.

I thought it would be awkward since we haven't seen each other for so long.

So I kept hesitating and ended up not calling you.

But who knew we would see each other again so soon?

Staying at the club for so long while risking losing my hearing was worth it.

Even now, I still have a small headache.

My hair also smells bad. Smell it.

It is late already. Where can I wash my hair?

Or should I only wash my bangs?

I'm too lazy to wash my hair, but I do want to wash it.

I know a hair salon

that is open till very late.

Voodoo

Is it okay if we sneak in like this?

I'm currently preparing for the hairstylist exam.

My boss told me that I could use this place after work hours to practice.

Please come this way.

May I ask Ms. Yan Fei

if she is willing to accept hairstylist Number 29's invitation

to help you wash your hair?

Number 29?

Yes, I do.

Please take a seat here.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Sorry.

You're like a real hairstylist.

Okay, it's good now.

- Careful. - I'm lying down now.

Please come this way.

May I ask Ms. Yan Fei

if she is willing to accept hairstylist Number 29's invitation to help you wash your hair?

Number 29?

Yes, I do.

Please take a seat here.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Sorry.

You're like a real hairstylist.

Okay, it's good now.

- Careful. - I'm lying down now.

I'm placing a hot towel over your eyes.

- I'm taking it off now. - Okay.

I'm going to wash your hair now.

This is rose oil.

It will help you relax.

I'm done.

You massaged it so well

that I fell asleep and even had a dream.

What did you dream about?

I don't remember anymore.

Can you...

massage this area a bit more?

Hurry! Right here!

Okay.

Are you awake?

Did you come back already?

Of course, I came back already.

Yesterday, you left first with that brother-in-law who wasn't meant to be.

I was worried that I would disturb you guys if I came home too early.

What are you saying? He's my younger brother.

Your younger brother? Liar!

I saw him yesterday on the dance floor.

- Go away! - You better tell me the truth!

Was he useful?

What do you mean by useful?

Your hair smells so good. Why did you wash your hair for no reason?

And you didn't use the shampoo from home.

I caught you, didn't I? Did you spend the night together at a hotel?

Are you awake?

Did you come back already?

Of course, I came back already.

Yesterday, you left first with that brother-in-law who wasn't meant to be.

I was worried that I would disturb you guys if I came home too early.

What are you saying? He's my younger brother.

Your younger brother?

Liar!

I saw him yesterday on the dance floor.

Go away!

You better tell me the truth!

Was he useful?

What do you mean by useful?

Your hair smells so good. Why did you wash your hair for no reason?

And you didn't use the shampoo from home. I caught you, didn't I? Did you spend the night together at a hotel?

Did you do it before or after? Before or after?

Neither! You're thinking too much! He only helped me wash my hair. That's it!

- Did he only wash your hair? - Yes!

Did you spend the night together at a hotel just to wash your hair?

You made a big mistake!

That's very non-environmental, disrespectful, and impolite behavior.

You really deserve a beating!

We didn't go to a hotel!

We only went to the hair salon where he works to wash my hair.

Are you still unable forget about Yung Tai?

What? What does this have to do with him?

It is obvious. It has been so long since you divorced.

A perfect, handsome, young man is right in front of you, yet you're not making any moves on him.

If it's not because you can't forget about "that person," what is it then?

Not everyone's life revolves around love like yours does.

I want my life to revolve only around work right now.

Miss, if there's nothing else, I need to go to work now.

Good luck, Wife.

Your life has already revolved around work for many years now.

Who will accompany me to the battlefield today?

Love Is Science Marriage Agency

That Mr. Chao,

ever since we went to that wine tasting event together, he has been avoiding me.

He even blocked me.

He was just toying with my emotions.

He's trash! He's the worst!

Please don't cry. We're going to take care of this issue as fast as we can, okay?

Wipe your tears with this.

I originally wanted to introduce Kelly to my friend at the wine tasting event.

Yet when my friend met Kelly, he saw how shallow her conversations were.

She's just an attention-seeking, selfish airhead, unsuitable as a marriage partner.

Then may I ask what qualities your friend is suggesting for a marriage partner?

- My friend is suggesting I look for someone who is pure and cute– - Cute,

natural-looking, a good wife and mother, and who has never had a boyfriend before.

These members fully meet your conditions, Mr. Chao.

Why are they all just teachers, accountants, and nurses again?

I'm sorry, I opened the wrong file.

These are pure, cute, natural-looking, will be a good wife and mother, and never had a boyfriend before.

You must kick him out!

You can't let him hurt the other women here!

You don't have to worry about that.

To make up for your emotional trauma, the next three arranged dates will be free of charge.

These are our newest members' information. Let me know whom you're interested in. I'll arrange for you to meet first.

Thank you, Yan Fei.

Voodoo

Did you not sleep again last night? Where did you go to play?

First, we danced until the place closed, then we went to sing.

After karaoke, we went to eat Taiwanese cold noodles.

After eating, it was finally time to go home, right?

Apparently not, because she still invited me to a fat-burning aerobics boxing class.

More burning? My whole life will be burnt out at this pace.

How can you laugh?

If I hadn't insisted on coming to work today, I'd be dead.

Welcome!

- Hello! - Hey! Hi!

This is my hairstylist, Hsuan Yu.

My friend loved this haircut you styled for me.

He said it looks good and is easy to take care of. I brought him to you today for a haircut.

It is curly, but... it is not the type of curls I like.

No problem!

Please come in!

Take a seat there.

Okay.

Hello.

My boyfriend told me I look weird dyeing my hair purple.

My colleagues also kept staring at me while whispering to each other.

My friend even told me to go buy new clothes and shoes to pair with this hair.

Who was the one who told me this looks good?

I don't care. You must fix my hair back to what it looked like before.

Okay, okay. Okay.

Have the new arranged dates been decided yet?

For Kelly, I want to arrange courses for her on wine and financial investment

before her next arranged date.

I hope that can help increase the success rate of her dates.

In regards to Mr. Chao,

his personal preferences and his friend's requirements are complete opposites.

It's almost impossible for him to have successful arranged dates.

Our company can very accurately match people up, but...

it's the clients who can't rationally make the decision that best suits them.

Is this then the only way, continue going in circles?

Well, we can't force them to make a decision.

We've been going through lots of issues lately, right?

Hasn't it been a long time

since we've visited our Big Boss?

Bodhisattva Guanyin.

Big Boss! I'm so sorry I came very late to see you.

I hope you can bless each of our clients to help them think clearly.

I hope our arranged dates will be successful.

I hope I can meet my Mr. Right.

Please allow our clients to match successfully.

I hope I can meet my Miss Right.

I'm going to log the clients with an arranged meeting into the temple's marriage book.

I'm going to pray for a red thread (The marriage god gives a red thread as a lucky love charm).

Then I'll go pick a fortune message for the company.

Marriage Book. Name: Huang Ru Yu. Prayer: May the gods grant me a good relationship.

Number 19 (Worshipers pick a stick for a fortune message).

[Fortune number 19]

"After a long period of drought comes the long-awaited rain." [Extremely good fortune: number 19]

"You might encounter someone that you knew from childhood."

"The joyous wedding night"

"is also when you'll gain great honor and prestige in your work or school."

This sounds very incredible.

After a long period of drought comes the long-awaited rain.

You might encounter someone that you knew from childhood.

Sounds about accurate.

Your divination fortune says that my marriage is uncertain,

but the decoding slip says,

"When winter leaves, spring will come."

Does that mean I'll have a chance in the springtime after the new year?

The interpretation of the decoding slip

may vary for each person depending on one's situation.

No.

I don't care about others. I'm just asking

what mine means? I heard that this temple is very effective.

A lot of people got married after praying for the red thread.

I just got the red thread, but I also got

this fortune that says, "Fate: Hope is lost. Marriage: Unlikely."

Information Desk

Hi, do you need help?

CEO Yan Fei: Love Is Science

"Love Is Science?"

I have seen your advertisements in group chats.

Can you find me a marriage partner?

That is our specialty.

Within three months.

If you can get it done,

I will join immediately.

Love Is Science

Do you need to fly again? How come you are only back for such a short time?

I can't help it.

Are you done yet?

Come have dinner with me.

Sure, but you will have to wait.

Fine, take your time.

Who is making my Yan Fei work so late, causing her to be stressed about it?

Let me take a look.

A woman.

- Is she a "3G woman" (great education, income and job)? - Yes.

She doesn't look bad.

Her educational background is great. Her income is great.

Isn't this the deadly combo for the matchmaking market?

That's right.

But don't you think it is strange?

Why is a 3G man a hot commodity,

but a 3G woman is a deadly combo? It's very unfair.

It was never fair to start with.

At that age, a high-income man has plenty of money.

They don't want a woman who is successful at work.

They just want a young body.

In this cruel world, women lose their value once they reach thirty.

Especially when it's a hen that can't lay eggs. That's an automatic no.

So what if they can't have babies? Just like how I've decided not to have babies or get married.

Look at how happy I am.

Don't speak so soon. Even if you don't want it now, it doesn't mean you won't want it later.

Don't give up. Never say never.

Hey, I didn't give up. I just know myself.

My love is always short-lived. I'm only fond of new things.

Do you still remember when I first introduced Lily to this company? The one who gossips a lot?

She had a sudden elegant wedding and guess what? She divorced him forty-five days later.

Her life was terrible, and it was embarrassing. That's not for me.

What's wrong with divorcing?

Just get back up again, and the world is still beautiful.

That's right. The world is still beautiful.

- I'm leaving. - Bye.

- You have worked hard. Bye. - Bye.

I'm in need of your help. I'm depending on you!

Okay. Leave.

Hi, Little Piggy.

Why are you here?

I... finished my headache medicine.

I want to get bangs.

Have a seat first. I'll grab the cape.

Wait.

Can you wash my hair first?

My head has been hurting all day.

This is the best moment ever.

Was it rough today?

We were matching up arranged dates for our clients.

We can reference statistics and a personalized interview,

confirm their interests, looks, previous relationships, etc.,

then we can precisely

predict the success rate for each date.

But... often because of one word from their friend,

everything goes to waste.

- Actually, you're not alone. - What?

Yesterday, a customer dyed her hair to a bright color.

But because her friends and co-workers said it didn't suit her, she came back and demanded to dye it back to a dark color.

- Darn that Asian Pressure. - Asian Pressure.

So you were doing well in the U.S. Why did you come back?

Because I saw a good job opportunity.

What about you, Little Piggy? I always thought you would work in the food industry.

Why did you become a hairstylist?

Because I was encouraged by someone.

By whom?

So you were doing well in the U.S. Why did you come back?

Because I saw a good job opportunity.

What about you, Little Piggy?

I always thought you would work in the food industry. Why did you become a hairstylist?

Because I was encouraged to by someone.

By whom?

Kim Tae Hee (Korean actress).

- Kim Tae Hee? - Yes.

Of course.

It's true. I need to be well-prepared for my goddess.

When I was choosing majors, I thought that if one day, my goddess appears in front of me,

I can...

A. Help treat her dog's constipation;

B. Help make a beautiful bouquet for her;

C. Help her fix toilets or clear pipe drains;

Or D. Help cut and style her hair.

Yes, sure that's it.

It's true. I think it worked out well.

At least I've achieved half of it.

Which half?

Becoming a stylist.

The rest is just waiting for her to show up.

If one day you really washed Kim Tae Hee's hair,

that would be totally inspiring.

Then Kim Tae Hee would be...

your Asian Power.

- Asian Power? - Right.

Okay, time to rinse.

Wait, this area is still dirty.

Where? I already washed that area several times.

It's still dirty!

How can that be possible?

A little more massaging will clean it up.

- I have almost rubbed your skin off. - Then do the other side. - What?

Voodoo

Feifei, hang in there. Don't move.

Hey! I won't be responsible if it looks like a dog chewed on it later.

♫ Do you really understand what it means to be the one and only? ♫

♫ It's not just about always being together ♫

♫ Do you really wish to have clarity? ♫

♫ Close your eyes and see with your heart ♫

♫ I truly love you ♫

♫ No one can compare ♫

♫ The unsure glances ♫

♫ Can always see clearly at the critical moment, ♫

♫ Can always see clearly at the critical moment, ♫

♫ Your hesitancy ♫

♫ Coupled with my drifting about ♫

♫ In death, there comes a clarity ♫

♫ I understood that you're acting smart behind my back ♫

♫ The essence of love hasn't changed ♫

♫ It only feels crowded because there's too many people ♫

Piggy's Love Diary

My older brother will go to the park tonight to practice basketball.

What if he doesn't show up?

Wait.

You will owe me a chicken cutlet

and one boba (bubble) tea.

I swear, he will be there.

Very good.

♫ The most difficult thing to escape is not a black hole ♫ ♫ It's the starlight buried in your pupils ♫

♫ The quietest thing isn't the deep sea ♫

♫ It's the street where I met you ♫

♫ The hardest things to calm down are not the stormy waves ♫

Do you... do you know how to cut bangs?

♫ I love you yet still can't say why ♫

♫ The straight line belongs to men, the curved one to god (Antoni Gaudi) ♫

♫ And perhaps my existence pertains to you ♫

♫ Can't you see? ♫

Just like that, a small amount each time...

and do a straight cut a small part at a time.

I am a little nervous

to cut your hair with my hands in the air.

Otherwise, how do you want to cut?

♫ I've fallen in love with you ♫

♫ Like a panicky amateur player ♫

♫ It's just that the bargaining chip on the table is me ♫

Oh, this side is a little high.

♫ Besides my deeply affectionate eyes, everything else belongs to you ♫

♫ Even if I have nothing, I'll still be able to see you ♫

The right side is a little bit higher again.

Let's cut a little bit more here...

I'm finally finished.

Little Piggy, are you really a pig?

If you cut it like this, how can I meet your brother?

How can I go meet your brother?

Perhaps I made up my mind then.

If one day my goddess needs me to cut her hair again,

I absolutely cannot mess up.

Her outfit made her look really old.

Doesn't give people the feeling of being in love.

If you don't make any changes in that area—

How could you not find even one person

who's willing to cooperate with me?

As soon as he got off work, he went online to post the news.

Can you afford the penalty of losing advertising endorsements?

Apologize immediately.

Wang Hsuan Yu!

No one will be interested in me when I am at this age.

Who said that? Even if you are divorced, I'll still choose you.

A certain kind of love can only be hidden in the dark.

It can't be seen nor be discovered.

♫ Are you planning to stop responding? ♫

♫ Finding excitement in an absurd relationship ♫

♫ My melancholy and my monochromatic world ♫

♫ Have become the most laughable accessories ♫

♫ In the end, you're so far away ♫

♫ You became a pointless, transparent existence ♫

♫ I thought it was only because I came late ♫

♫ Turned out I was the only one playing the game ♫

♫ We don't have time to hesitate ♫

♫ Fantasize about a romantic love ♫

♫ While lonely, thinking of someone ♫

♫ He will come and warm you up ♫

♫ I think what you sometime remembered ♫

♫ Is for "just in case" ♫

♫ To treat the hug you give me ♫

♫ As something to bring you warmth ♫