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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:31,188 --> 00:00:33,721 [♪♪] 3 00:00:35,125 --> 00:00:38,460 ♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO 4 00:00:38,562 --> 00:00:40,995 ♪ THAT TODDLIN' TOWN 5 00:00:41,098 --> 00:00:44,165 ♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO 6 00:00:44,267 --> 00:00:46,468 ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND 7 00:00:46,570 --> 00:00:47,668 ♪ I LOVE IT 8 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:48,903 ♪ BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR 9 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:50,338 ♪ YOU'LL LOSE THE BLUES 10 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,841 ♪ IN CHICAGO, CHICAGO 11 00:00:53,943 --> 00:00:59,280 ♪ THE TOWN THAT BILLY SUNDAY COULDN'T SHUT DOWN ♪ 12 00:00:59,382 --> 00:01:02,783 ♪ ON STATE STREET THAT GREAT STREET ♪ 13 00:01:02,885 --> 00:01:06,053 ♪ I JUST WANT TO SAY 14 00:01:06,156 --> 00:01:12,660 ♪ THEY DO THINGS THEY DON'T DO ON BROADWAY ♪ 15 00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:15,396 ♪ YOU'LL HAVE THE TIME THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE ♪ 16 00:01:15,499 --> 00:01:18,266 ♪ I SAW A MAN HE DANCED WITH HIS WIFE ♪ 17 00:01:18,368 --> 00:01:24,572 ♪ IN CHICAGO, CHICAGO MY HOME TOWN! ♪ 18 00:01:24,674 --> 00:01:30,411 ♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO THAT TODDLIN' TOWN ♪ 19 00:01:30,514 --> 00:01:33,681 ♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO 20 00:01:33,783 --> 00:01:35,650 ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND 21 00:01:35,752 --> 00:01:37,084 ♪ I LOVE IT... 22 00:01:37,187 --> 00:01:39,687 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPS] 23 00:01:39,789 --> 00:01:42,557 [SIGHS HAPPILY] 24 00:01:42,659 --> 00:01:45,326 BUENOS DIAS. COMO ESTAS? 25 00:01:45,428 --> 00:01:46,528 "BUENOS DIAS. 26 00:01:46,630 --> 00:01:48,029 COMO ESTAS?" 27 00:01:48,131 --> 00:01:50,265 MUY BIEN! 28 00:01:50,367 --> 00:01:53,034 YO QUIERO IR A LA PLAYA. 29 00:01:53,136 --> 00:01:55,002 "YO QUIERO IR A LA PLAYA." 30 00:01:55,104 --> 00:01:56,070 MUY BIEN! 31 00:01:56,173 --> 00:01:57,639 GRACIAS! 32 00:02:00,777 --> 00:02:03,278 LA BIBLIOTECA TIENES MUCHOS LIBROS. 33 00:02:04,347 --> 00:02:06,681 LA BLIBLIO-- 34 00:02:06,783 --> 00:02:09,083 LA BIBLITECHO-- 35 00:02:09,186 --> 00:02:10,084 MUY BIEN! 36 00:02:14,558 --> 00:02:16,057 [CALLING TO CAT] 37 00:02:16,159 --> 00:02:17,792 HERE YOU GO. 38 00:02:24,467 --> 00:02:25,500 [MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES] 39 00:02:26,636 --> 00:02:29,103 [MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES] 40 00:02:31,608 --> 00:02:33,208 GOOD MORNING, BEAUTIFUL. 41 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:34,375 GOOD MORNING, HONEY. 42 00:02:34,477 --> 00:02:36,311 EN ESPANOL. 43 00:02:36,413 --> 00:02:37,745 BUENOS DIAS, MI AMIGO. 44 00:02:37,847 --> 00:02:38,713 YOU'RE ADORABLE. 45 00:02:39,882 --> 00:02:41,349 DID YOU FINISH IT? 46 00:02:41,451 --> 00:02:42,517 ALMOST. 47 00:02:42,619 --> 00:02:43,951 DO NOT HOLD BACK. 48 00:02:44,053 --> 00:02:45,052 I NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION. 49 00:02:45,154 --> 00:02:47,154 IT'S WONDERFUL. 50 00:02:47,257 --> 00:02:48,456 YOU DIDN'T FIND IT TOO TEDIOUS TO READ? 51 00:02:48,558 --> 00:02:49,724 I MEAN, AS A LAYMAN? 52 00:02:49,826 --> 00:02:51,659 NO, UH... 53 00:02:51,761 --> 00:02:52,760 I TOTALLY UNDERSTOOD IT. 54 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:54,662 IT'S-- 55 00:02:54,764 --> 00:02:56,598 AH! I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT. 56 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:57,699 MOTHER LOVES IT, TOO. 57 00:02:59,436 --> 00:03:00,368 [SHIPS HORN BLARES] 58 00:03:00,470 --> 00:03:01,669 OH! I GOTTA GO! 59 00:03:01,771 --> 00:03:05,673 OH, WE'RE CHASING A SCHOOL OF FEMALE BLUE WHALES. 60 00:03:05,775 --> 00:03:07,074 OOH, SOUNDS ROMANTIC. 61 00:03:07,176 --> 00:03:08,909 SPEAKING OF, 62 00:03:09,011 --> 00:03:10,278 I'M EXCITED FOR NOVEMBER 14TH 63 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:11,779 AND TO HEAR WHAT YOUR QUESTION IS. 64 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:15,350 I'M EXCITED FOR NOVEMBER 14TH TO HEAR WHAT YOUR ANSWER IS. 65 00:03:15,452 --> 00:03:16,651 HEY, I LOVE YOU. 66 00:03:16,753 --> 00:03:18,185 [LAUGHS AND BLOWS KISS] 67 00:03:21,991 --> 00:03:24,825 GRETCHEN, I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 68 00:03:24,927 --> 00:03:26,294 I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL 69 00:03:26,396 --> 00:03:27,895 AND YOU DESERVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT. 70 00:03:27,997 --> 00:03:31,165 I JUST DON'T WANT THE SAME THINGS AS YOU. 71 00:03:31,268 --> 00:03:32,300 I TOLD YOU WHEN WE MET 72 00:03:32,402 --> 00:03:34,702 THAT I WASN'T LOOKING FOR A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP. 73 00:03:34,804 --> 00:03:36,738 [CLEARS THROAT] 74 00:03:36,839 --> 00:03:37,872 OH, I AGREE. 75 00:03:37,974 --> 00:03:39,974 I LOVE SPENDING TIME TOGETHER. 76 00:03:40,076 --> 00:03:42,644 GRETCHEN, I DON'T WANT TO LEAD YOU ON. 77 00:03:42,746 --> 00:03:44,211 OKAY. OKAY, FINE. 78 00:03:44,314 --> 00:03:46,180 WE'LL JUST SEE HOW IT GOES OVER THE HOLIDAYS, OKAY? 79 00:03:49,386 --> 00:03:50,885 SORRY, DO YOU MIND IF I SIT UP FRONT? 80 00:03:50,987 --> 00:03:52,987 NO, NO. UH... NOT AT ALL. 81 00:03:54,257 --> 00:03:55,189 GREAT. 82 00:03:57,026 --> 00:03:58,092 WHERE TO, MR. WILLIAMS? 83 00:03:58,194 --> 00:03:59,661 DRAKE HOTEL, PLEASE. 84 00:03:59,763 --> 00:04:01,095 THIS YOUR FIRST TIME IN CHICAGO, SIR? 85 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,264 NO. I GREW UP HERE. 86 00:04:03,366 --> 00:04:04,666 I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN BACK IN A WHILE. 87 00:04:04,768 --> 00:04:05,767 WELL THEN, WELCOME HOME, SIR. 88 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:09,003 I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE TODAY 89 00:04:09,105 --> 00:04:11,806 TO TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE PARADE. 90 00:04:11,908 --> 00:04:13,808 SO, CHICAGO'S FIRST PARADE 91 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:15,576 WAS CALLED "THE CHRISTMAS PARADE" 92 00:04:15,679 --> 00:04:18,379 AND IT WAS HELD ON DECEMBER 7, 1934. 93 00:04:18,481 --> 00:04:20,348 IT WAS A RECORD COLD DAY, 94 00:04:20,450 --> 00:04:21,749 BUT EVERYONE CAME OUT TO SEE IT ANYWAY. 95 00:04:22,686 --> 00:04:27,221 IT WAS FIRST TELEVISED IN 2007, 96 00:04:27,324 --> 00:04:29,424 WHEN MANY OF YOU WERE JUST TODDLERS. 97 00:04:29,526 --> 00:04:31,626 THERE ARE ENORMOUS HELIUM BALLOONS, 98 00:04:31,728 --> 00:04:32,760 AS YOU KNOW, 99 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:34,762 BUT ALSO 1,000 HIGH SCHOOL BAND MEMBERS 100 00:04:34,864 --> 00:04:37,264 APPEAR IN THE PARADE EVERY YEAR. 101 00:04:37,367 --> 00:04:39,701 AND YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE ON THE LAST FLOAT, 102 00:04:39,803 --> 00:04:40,901 RIGHT? 103 00:04:41,003 --> 00:04:43,204 PLEASE, WE'RE NOT FIVE YEARS OLD. 104 00:04:43,306 --> 00:04:44,839 YOU'RE RIGHT. 105 00:04:44,941 --> 00:04:47,007 YOU GUYS ARE WAY OLDER. 106 00:04:47,109 --> 00:04:48,810 HE'S NOT REALLY SANTA CLAUS. 107 00:04:48,911 --> 00:04:49,677 [SHOCKED] WHAT? 108 00:04:49,779 --> 00:04:51,045 NOPE. 109 00:04:51,147 --> 00:04:52,647 THE REAL SANTA CLAUS CANNOT LEAVE THE NORTH POLE 110 00:04:52,749 --> 00:04:53,981 ON THANKSGIVING. 111 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:55,450 HE IS WAY TOO BUSY GETTING EVERYTHING READY FOR CHRISTMAS. 112 00:04:55,552 --> 00:04:56,718 [GIGGLING] 113 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:59,286 BUT, SOMETIMES, 114 00:04:59,389 --> 00:05:01,489 IF HE GETS ALL OF HIS TOYS DONE EARLY, 115 00:05:01,591 --> 00:05:03,491 HE WILL COME TO CHICAGO TO BE IN THE PARADE. 116 00:05:03,593 --> 00:05:04,759 [ALL CHEERING] COOL! 117 00:05:04,861 --> 00:05:06,627 OF COURSE, WE NEVER KNOW IF HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT, 118 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:08,028 SO WE ALWAYS HIRE A GUY IN A SANTA SUIT 119 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:10,331 JUST IN CASE. 120 00:05:10,433 --> 00:05:14,001 WATCH THE PARADE REALLY CLOSELY TO SEE IF IT'S THE REAL SANTA, 121 00:05:14,103 --> 00:05:15,837 OR IF IT'S JUST A GOOD LOOK-ALIKE. 122 00:05:15,938 --> 00:05:17,338 [ALL CHEERING] 123 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,741 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 124 00:05:19,843 --> 00:05:21,709 HEY, LINDA, IT'S ME. 125 00:05:21,811 --> 00:05:23,310 ANY MESSAGES? 126 00:05:25,114 --> 00:05:28,616 TELL GRANT I'LL BE IN CHICAGO FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS. 127 00:05:28,718 --> 00:05:31,218 NO, I SENT YOU THE PROSPECTIVE ON L.A. TECH. 128 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,920 IF THEY WANT TO STAY COMPETITIVE, 129 00:05:33,022 --> 00:05:33,888 THEY'LL HAVE TO DOWNSIZE BY HALF, 130 00:05:33,990 --> 00:05:35,356 DIVERSIFY THEIR HOLDINGS 131 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:36,991 AND CONSIDER MOVING THEIR FACTORY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. 132 00:05:37,093 --> 00:05:40,227 IT'S NOT POPULAR, BUT IT'S COST EFFECTIVE. 133 00:05:40,329 --> 00:05:42,530 I'LL BE BUYING SOME RETAIL PROPERTY HERE, 134 00:05:42,632 --> 00:05:46,033 SO TELL SAM TO EXPECT THE BANK TO CONTACT HIM. 135 00:05:55,378 --> 00:05:56,778 JACQUELINE! WHERE ARE YOU? 136 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,513 EMILY, CLOSE YOUR EYES! 137 00:06:02,952 --> 00:06:03,951 [SIGHING] 138 00:06:04,053 --> 00:06:05,019 OKAY, OPEN! 139 00:06:06,255 --> 00:06:07,121 [YELPS IN DELIGHT] 140 00:06:07,223 --> 00:06:09,156 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 141 00:06:09,258 --> 00:06:11,392 IT'S A 1953 VINTAGE ORIGINAL, 142 00:06:11,494 --> 00:06:12,527 POSSIBLY WORN BY SOMEONE 143 00:06:12,629 --> 00:06:13,594 WHO LIVED HERE IN THE CITY. 144 00:06:13,696 --> 00:06:14,695 IT JUST CAME IN YESTERDAY. 145 00:06:14,798 --> 00:06:16,731 IT'S PERFECT. 146 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:17,565 IT'S MORE THAN PERFECT! 147 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:18,232 I KNOW. 148 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:19,534 CAN I AFFORD IT? 149 00:06:19,636 --> 00:06:21,302 IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'M WILLING TO ROB A BANK. 150 00:06:21,404 --> 00:06:23,137 CAN I BORROW A MASK, A GUN, AND A GETAWAY CAR? 151 00:06:23,239 --> 00:06:24,672 YOU DON'T NEED TO. IT'S YOUR WEDDING GIFT. 152 00:06:24,774 --> 00:06:26,240 AW, THANK YOU. 153 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:27,742 BUT HE HASN'T ASKED YET. 154 00:06:27,844 --> 00:06:29,276 - HE'S GOING TO. - I KNOW! 155 00:06:29,378 --> 00:06:30,411 [GIGGLING] 156 00:06:30,513 --> 00:06:32,313 OH, I LOVE IT. 157 00:06:32,415 --> 00:06:33,280 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 158 00:06:33,382 --> 00:06:37,184 OH, I'M VINTAGE CINDERELLA. 159 00:06:37,286 --> 00:06:38,753 HAVE YOU TOLD HIM YET? 160 00:06:38,855 --> 00:06:40,521 NO. 161 00:06:40,623 --> 00:06:43,123 WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY HIM, HE NEEDS TO KNOW. 162 00:06:43,225 --> 00:06:44,124 I KNOW. 163 00:06:44,226 --> 00:06:45,059 I'M WORKING ON IT. 164 00:06:46,395 --> 00:06:48,963 DON'T WORRY, I'M GOING TO TELL HIM! 165 00:06:49,065 --> 00:06:50,197 [DOUBTFULLY] OKAY... 166 00:06:50,299 --> 00:06:53,734 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF BOATS. 167 00:06:53,837 --> 00:06:54,836 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, 168 00:06:54,938 --> 00:06:56,236 I'M GOING TO TRY AGAIN BEFORE HE GETS HOME. 169 00:06:56,339 --> 00:06:57,772 WHAT...? 170 00:06:57,874 --> 00:06:59,474 OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOOKSTORE? 171 00:06:59,576 --> 00:07:01,075 IT'S CLOSED? 172 00:07:01,177 --> 00:07:02,042 NOT JUST CLOSED. 173 00:07:02,144 --> 00:07:03,778 OUT OF BUSINESS FOR GOOD. 174 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,680 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR CITY? 175 00:07:05,782 --> 00:07:07,081 HISTORICAL LANDMARKS ARE BEING DISCARDED 176 00:07:07,183 --> 00:07:08,916 AND DESTROYED. 177 00:07:09,018 --> 00:07:10,150 I WONDER HOW MANY BOOKS WERE SOLD HERE 178 00:07:10,252 --> 00:07:11,285 OVER THE PAST 50 YEARS. 179 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:12,587 YOU KNOW, 180 00:07:12,689 --> 00:07:14,522 WE SHOULD CHAIN OURSELVES TO THE BUILDING, 181 00:07:14,624 --> 00:07:15,790 AND GO ON A READING AND HUNGER STRIKE 182 00:07:15,892 --> 00:07:17,157 IN PROTEST. 183 00:07:17,259 --> 00:07:19,426 YOU KNOW, I WOULD IF I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 184 00:07:19,529 --> 00:07:20,294 IT WOULDN'T. 185 00:07:21,598 --> 00:07:23,898 THIS BUILDING IS A STRUCTURAL HAZARD. 186 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,466 IT NEEDS TO BE TORN DOWN BEFORE IT FALLS DOWN. 187 00:07:25,568 --> 00:07:28,435 AND WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU TO SAY THAT? 188 00:07:29,639 --> 00:07:30,738 I'M THE GUY 189 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,172 THAT CARED ENOUGH ABOUT THIS DILAPIDATED BUILDING 190 00:07:32,274 --> 00:07:33,474 TO BUY IT, TEAR IT DOWN AND REBUILD IT 191 00:07:33,576 --> 00:07:36,443 INTO THE PROFITABLE RETAIL OPPORTUNITY 192 00:07:36,546 --> 00:07:37,512 IT DESERVES TO BE. 193 00:07:37,614 --> 00:07:38,746 OH. 194 00:07:38,848 --> 00:07:40,014 SO WE SHOULD THANK YOU 195 00:07:40,116 --> 00:07:42,483 FOR DESTROYING THIS BELOVED LANDMARK OF LITERATURE. 196 00:07:43,953 --> 00:07:45,252 DO YOU WASH YOUR CLOTHES? 197 00:07:45,354 --> 00:07:46,721 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 198 00:07:46,823 --> 00:07:48,422 DO YOU HAVE A REALLY GREAT SWEATER? 199 00:07:48,525 --> 00:07:49,891 ONE THAT FEELS RIGHT 200 00:07:49,993 --> 00:07:51,592 EVERY TIME YOU PUT IT ON. 201 00:07:51,694 --> 00:07:52,760 ONE THAT BRINGS OUT THE GREEN IN YOUR EYES 202 00:07:52,862 --> 00:07:55,429 AND MAKES YOU FEEL CONFIDENT, AND HAPPY AND COZY? 203 00:07:55,532 --> 00:07:56,664 I DON'T. 204 00:07:56,766 --> 00:07:57,732 WELL, YOU DON'T THROW THAT SWEATER AWAY 205 00:07:57,834 --> 00:07:59,901 BECAUSE IT GETS A LITTLE MUSTARD ON THE ELBOW. 206 00:08:00,003 --> 00:08:01,035 YOU DON'T BURN IT 207 00:08:01,137 --> 00:08:02,336 BECAUSE IT LOSES A BUTTON OR FRAYS AT THE ELBOW. 208 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,604 NO! 209 00:08:03,706 --> 00:08:06,707 YOU MEND IT, AND YOU WASH IT AND YOU SEW ON A NEW BUTTON. 210 00:08:06,809 --> 00:08:07,542 WHY? 211 00:08:07,644 --> 00:08:08,743 BECAUSE IT'S A GREAT SWEATER, 212 00:08:08,845 --> 00:08:10,678 AND IT DESERVES TO BE CARED FOR, 213 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:11,679 AND RESPECTED, AND REPAIRED. 214 00:08:11,781 --> 00:08:12,813 I'M SORRY, 215 00:08:12,916 --> 00:08:13,748 IS THE SWEATER A METAPHOR 216 00:08:13,850 --> 00:08:15,783 FOR THIS TERMITE-RIDDEN DEATH TRAP? 217 00:08:15,885 --> 00:08:18,318 I BOUGHT MY FIRST NANCY DREW HERE. 218 00:08:18,421 --> 00:08:20,320 I BOUGHT MY FIRST AGATHA CHRISTIE HERE. 219 00:08:21,591 --> 00:08:24,391 NO ONE BUYS BOOKS ANYMORE, THEY DOWNLOAD THEM. 220 00:08:27,196 --> 00:08:28,062 OH, MY GOD! 221 00:08:28,164 --> 00:08:29,063 I KNOW, RIGHT? 222 00:08:29,165 --> 00:08:30,565 HE'S SO OBNOXIOUS. 223 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,800 I WAS GOING TO SAY HE'S TOTALLY HOT. 224 00:08:32,902 --> 00:08:36,103 [♪♪] 225 00:08:36,205 --> 00:08:38,172 NOT SANTA, NOT SANTA, 226 00:08:38,274 --> 00:08:40,174 NOT SANTA... 227 00:08:40,276 --> 00:08:42,209 EW, NOT SANTA. 228 00:08:42,311 --> 00:08:44,144 DEFINITELY NOT SANTA... 229 00:08:44,246 --> 00:08:45,245 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 230 00:08:45,347 --> 00:08:48,616 OKAY, THESE ARE THE BEST ONES WE GOT THIS YEAR. 231 00:08:48,718 --> 00:08:50,885 YOU TOLD ME WE NEED TO FINISH BOOKING EVERYONE 232 00:08:50,987 --> 00:08:52,386 BY THE END OF THE WEEK, 233 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:53,654 AND IT IS THE END OF THE WEEK. 234 00:08:53,756 --> 00:08:55,322 ONE OF THOSE GUYS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BEARD. 235 00:08:56,593 --> 00:08:57,792 MAYBE THEY COULD GROW ONE? 236 00:08:58,828 --> 00:09:01,062 THE SANTA FLOAT IS THE FINALE OF THE PARADE. 237 00:09:01,163 --> 00:09:03,631 HIS PRESENCE SIGNALS THE START OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON. 238 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:04,799 PEOPLE WILL HAVE BEEN 239 00:09:04,901 --> 00:09:07,234 STANDING IN THE SNOW FOR MORE THAN THREE HOURS-- 240 00:09:07,336 --> 00:09:08,535 WAIT, IT'S GOING TO SNOW? 241 00:09:08,638 --> 00:09:09,503 MAYBE. 242 00:09:09,606 --> 00:09:10,671 THE POINT IS, 243 00:09:10,773 --> 00:09:12,773 FOR SOME PEOPLE 244 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:13,874 THIS WILL BE THEIR FIRST PARADE 245 00:09:13,977 --> 00:09:16,176 AND FOR OTHERS, SADLY, IT WILL BE THEIR LAST. 246 00:09:17,346 --> 00:09:20,180 WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CREATING THOSE MEMORIES. 247 00:09:20,282 --> 00:09:21,015 OKAY. 248 00:09:21,117 --> 00:09:22,416 OKAY. 249 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:24,184 GOT IT. 250 00:09:24,286 --> 00:09:25,686 [SIGHS] 251 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:28,122 SORRY. 252 00:09:28,224 --> 00:09:29,389 ...GONNA BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR A FEW DAYS. 253 00:09:29,492 --> 00:09:32,359 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, EMILY. 254 00:09:32,461 --> 00:09:33,995 AS I WAS SAYING, 255 00:09:34,097 --> 00:09:36,196 THE CITY HAS HIRED AN OPERATIONS MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT 256 00:09:36,298 --> 00:09:37,498 TO COME IN 257 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,334 AND EVALUATE THE PARADE'S REVENUE POTENTIAL... 258 00:09:40,436 --> 00:09:41,769 WHAT? 259 00:09:41,871 --> 00:09:43,437 THE MAYOR WANTS TO SEE 260 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,773 IF THE PARADE IS COST EFFECTIVE FOR THE CITY. 261 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:46,741 THAT'S RIDICULOUS! 262 00:09:46,843 --> 00:09:48,342 THE PARADE ISN'T ABOUT MONEY. 263 00:09:48,444 --> 00:09:51,012 THIS GUY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR REORGANIZING AND REBUILDING 264 00:09:51,114 --> 00:09:52,079 THE FALCON CENTER IN MIAMI. 265 00:09:52,181 --> 00:09:55,315 THE FALCON CENTER WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED. 266 00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:56,951 THEY TOOK OUT MOST OF THE SEATS 267 00:09:57,053 --> 00:09:58,418 AND THEY BUILT PRIVATE BOXES. 268 00:09:58,521 --> 00:10:01,055 HE TRIPLED THEIR REVENUE AND ADDED 300 JOBS FOR THE CITY. 269 00:10:01,157 --> 00:10:04,125 YES, BUT AT WHAT COST? 270 00:10:04,226 --> 00:10:06,593 EMILY, NONE OF US ARE HAPPY ABOUT THIS, 271 00:10:06,696 --> 00:10:07,928 BUT WE HAVE NO CHOICE. 272 00:10:08,031 --> 00:10:09,063 THE MAYOR IS INVOLVED. 273 00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:11,331 I WANT YOU TO WORK WITH THIS GUY. 274 00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:13,100 INTRODUCE HIM TO EVERYONE. 275 00:10:13,202 --> 00:10:15,803 MAKE SURE HE HAS ACCESS TO ALL THE DEPARTMENT HEADS. 276 00:10:15,905 --> 00:10:17,437 MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 277 00:10:19,241 --> 00:10:21,275 THE PARADE AND OUR JOBS MAY DEPEND ON IT. 278 00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:23,744 CAN YOU PRETEND TO BE CHARMING? 279 00:10:23,846 --> 00:10:26,213 I'M TOTALLY CHARMING! 280 00:10:27,016 --> 00:10:28,683 HI. 281 00:10:28,785 --> 00:10:29,884 SORRY, I'M LATE. 282 00:10:29,986 --> 00:10:31,085 NO WAY! 283 00:10:33,322 --> 00:10:38,225 NO WAY WE GOT SO LUCKY TO GET THIS GUY! 284 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,862 HENRY, THIS IS EMILY JONES, 285 00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:42,863 OUR OPERATIONS MANAGER 286 00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:44,832 AND UNOFFICIAL HISTORICAL ARCHIVIST. 287 00:10:44,934 --> 00:10:46,300 THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT OUR PARADE 288 00:10:46,402 --> 00:10:47,267 SHE DOESN'T KNOW. 289 00:10:47,369 --> 00:10:48,402 SHE'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO EVERYONE, 290 00:10:48,504 --> 00:10:49,403 AND GET YOU 291 00:10:49,505 --> 00:10:50,771 WHATEVER INFORMATION YOU NEED. 292 00:10:50,873 --> 00:10:52,039 GREAT. 293 00:10:52,141 --> 00:10:53,174 WELL.. 294 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,408 I'M A BIG FAN OF THE PARADE. 295 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:55,442 I GREW UP WATCHING IT. 296 00:10:55,544 --> 00:10:58,412 [♪♪] 297 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:10,057 OH! 298 00:11:12,595 --> 00:11:13,427 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 299 00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:14,428 YOU TOO. 300 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:15,763 SO, THAT IS TRACEY. 301 00:11:15,865 --> 00:11:16,931 SHE IS OUR P.R. DIRECTOR. 302 00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,933 RIGHT BEHIND HER IS LINDA, 303 00:11:19,035 --> 00:11:20,935 SHE'S OUR DIRECTOR OF MARKETING. 304 00:11:21,037 --> 00:11:23,170 SHE WORKS WITH OUR SPONSORS 305 00:11:23,272 --> 00:11:25,139 AND RETAILERS, AND... 306 00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:26,673 THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK. 307 00:11:26,776 --> 00:11:28,175 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 308 00:11:28,277 --> 00:11:29,409 YOU BEING HERE. 309 00:11:29,511 --> 00:11:30,111 YOU COULD CONCEIVABLY 310 00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:31,311 DESTROY THE PARADE. 311 00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:33,313 YOU NEED TO COME UP WITH AN EXIT PLAN. 312 00:11:33,415 --> 00:11:35,049 YOU CAN SAY YOU NEED TO LEAVE FOR PERSONAL REASONS, 313 00:11:35,151 --> 00:11:36,784 PERHAPS SOME SORT OF REHAB. 314 00:11:36,886 --> 00:11:38,518 LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOUR LOYALTY 315 00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:39,686 AND DEDICATION TO THE PARADE, 316 00:11:39,789 --> 00:11:41,555 BUT I'M NOT HERE TO DESTROY ANYTHING. 317 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,124 I'M JUST HERE TO EVALUATE. 318 00:11:43,226 --> 00:11:44,691 YOU SAY YOU GREW UP HERE? 319 00:11:44,794 --> 00:11:45,993 I DID GROW UP HERE. 320 00:11:46,095 --> 00:11:47,594 WENT TO SCHOOL HERE? 321 00:11:47,696 --> 00:11:49,029 YES. 322 00:11:49,132 --> 00:11:50,898 WHO IS O'HARE AIRPORT NAMED AFTER? 323 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,901 LIEUTENANT COMMANDER EDWARD H. O'HARE, 324 00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:55,669 WHO EARNED A CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR 325 00:11:55,772 --> 00:11:57,238 IN 1942 326 00:11:57,339 --> 00:11:58,873 FOR SHOOTING DOWN FIVE JAPANESE PLANES. 327 00:11:58,975 --> 00:12:01,341 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. 328 00:12:01,443 --> 00:12:04,245 WHAT YEAR WAS THE WILLIS TOWER BUILT? 329 00:12:04,346 --> 00:12:07,714 1971, AND IT WAS 110 STORIES. 330 00:12:07,817 --> 00:12:08,849 IT'S A TRICK QUESTION, 331 00:12:08,951 --> 00:12:11,085 BECAUSE IT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED THE SEARS TOWER. 332 00:12:11,187 --> 00:12:12,552 [SNAPS FINGERS] 333 00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:14,221 SATISFIED? 334 00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:17,191 WHERE DID YOU WATCH THE PARADE? 335 00:12:17,293 --> 00:12:18,458 THE PENTHOUSE OF THE BERESFORD TOWER 336 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,960 ON STATE AND MADISON. 337 00:12:20,062 --> 00:12:20,928 OF COURSE! 338 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,329 WHAT, THAT'S BAD? 339 00:12:22,431 --> 00:12:24,431 THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND 340 00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:25,599 WHAT THE PARADE MEANS. 341 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,968 YOU WATCHED IT FROM UP ABOVE. 342 00:12:28,070 --> 00:12:30,104 YOU WERE WARM AND COZY WITH YOUR RICH FAMILY, 343 00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:31,972 SIPPING HOT TODDIES. 344 00:12:32,074 --> 00:12:34,741 I WAS ON STATE STREET WITH THE REAL PEOPLE OF CHICAGO. 345 00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:36,410 I WAS FREEZING MY BUTT OFF 346 00:12:36,512 --> 00:12:37,678 UP ON MY DAD'S SHOULDERS. 347 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:39,213 I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH, 348 00:12:39,315 --> 00:12:40,281 WAITING FOR THE MOMENT 349 00:12:40,382 --> 00:12:41,682 SANTA CLAUS WOULD APPEAR AND WAVE. 350 00:12:41,784 --> 00:12:43,984 I THOUGHT HE WAVED ONLY TO ME. 351 00:12:45,554 --> 00:12:47,421 LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE TO LIKE EACH OTHER, 352 00:12:47,523 --> 00:12:48,289 BUT OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, 353 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,423 WE DO HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER. 354 00:12:49,525 --> 00:12:50,858 SO... 355 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,059 WHY DON'T WE START AGAIN TOMORROW 356 00:12:52,161 --> 00:12:53,794 AND YOU CAN INTRODUCE ME TO EVERYONE 357 00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:54,561 AND SHOW ME AROUND, OKAY? 358 00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:56,596 [BEEPING ON CELL PHONE] 359 00:12:56,699 --> 00:12:57,832 MY PLEASURE. 360 00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:02,336 [SIGHS IN EXASPERATION] 361 00:13:04,606 --> 00:13:05,940 OH! [GUSHING EXCITEDLY] 362 00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:07,074 TELL ME HE'S NOT MARRIED. 363 00:13:07,176 --> 00:13:08,108 HE'S NOT MARRIED. 364 00:13:08,211 --> 00:13:09,210 ARE YOU SURE? 365 00:13:09,312 --> 00:13:10,978 MEN LIKE HIM NEVER GET MARRIED. 366 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,479 THEY JUST DATE SUPERMODELS, 367 00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:13,780 AND THEN THEY DRIVE AROUND ITALY 368 00:13:13,883 --> 00:13:15,115 ON THEIR FANCY VESPA'S. 369 00:13:15,218 --> 00:13:18,152 OH, HE'S GEORGE CLOONEY. 370 00:13:19,521 --> 00:13:20,955 EXACTLY. 371 00:13:22,221 --> 00:13:24,722 [♪♪] 372 00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:33,397 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 373 00:13:36,636 --> 00:13:39,070 ♪ I'VE TRIED MY WHOLE LIFE 374 00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:43,107 ♪ TO PLEASE SOMEONE ELSE 375 00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:46,110 ♪ BEEN TAKEN FOR GRANTED 376 00:13:46,212 --> 00:13:51,015 ♪ IGNORING MYSELF 377 00:13:51,117 --> 00:13:55,720 ♪ I HAD BAD ADVICE MORE THAN TWICE ♪ 378 00:13:55,822 --> 00:13:59,390 ♪ SOMEHOW YOU HELP ME 379 00:13:59,492 --> 00:14:03,728 ♪ CURE MY BLUES 380 00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:07,632 ♪ I COULDN'T SEE CLEAR 381 00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:11,069 ♪ THE PEOPLE IN MY FACE 382 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:15,707 ♪ CLOUD MY THINKING 383 00:14:15,809 --> 00:14:18,442 ♪ INTRUDE IN MY SPACE 384 00:14:18,544 --> 00:14:21,512 ♪ I HAD TROUBLE 385 00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:23,948 ♪ SEEIN' DOUBLE 386 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:27,919 ♪ SOMEHOW YOU HELP ME CURE MY BLUES... ♪ 387 00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:28,953 [OVER VIDEO CHAT]: TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG. 388 00:14:29,055 --> 00:14:31,089 PAUL HIRED THIS OBNOXIOUS JERK TO COME IN 389 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:32,389 AND COMPLETELY RUIN THE PARADE. 390 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:34,492 I SEE. 391 00:14:34,594 --> 00:14:36,861 HE'S SUPPOSED TO EVALUATE EVERYTHING WE'RE DOING WRONG, 392 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,630 AND TELL US HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY FOR THE CITY, 393 00:14:38,732 --> 00:14:40,498 AND BASICALLY DESTROY 394 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,199 EVERYTHING THAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT THE PARADE. 395 00:14:42,301 --> 00:14:44,068 OPERATIONS MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT? 396 00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,737 I READ ABOUT THESE GUYS IN NEWSWEEK. 397 00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:47,371 YEAH, WELL, THIS GUY'S A JERK. 398 00:14:47,473 --> 00:14:49,073 USE YOUR CHARM. 399 00:14:49,175 --> 00:14:50,975 YOU GET MORE WITH HONEY THAN WITH LEMON. 400 00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:54,646 I MEAN, SHOW HIM WHAT THE PARADE MEANS TO YOU. 401 00:14:54,748 --> 00:14:56,848 TEACH HIM ABOUT THE HISTORY. 402 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:59,183 YOU KNOW, DON'T THREATEN HIM, INSPIRE HIM. 403 00:14:59,285 --> 00:15:01,318 YOU ARE SO WISE. 404 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,326 [♪♪] 405 00:15:13,332 --> 00:15:14,298 [HORSE NICKERS] 406 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,266 NICE RIDE! 407 00:15:16,302 --> 00:15:18,335 HOW MANY MILES TO THE CARROT DO YOU GET? 408 00:15:18,437 --> 00:15:21,072 YOU WANTED ME TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT THE PARADE. 409 00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:24,042 I THOUGHT I WOULD START BY SHOWING YOU THE ROUTE. 410 00:15:26,112 --> 00:15:27,078 OKAY, EDNA. 411 00:15:28,948 --> 00:15:31,649 [PARADE MUSIC PLAYS] 412 00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:33,818 [CARRIAGE BELLS JINGLING] 413 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,888 OKAY, THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS. 414 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:39,390 THE FLOATS ARE LINED UP RIGHT BEHIND US. 415 00:15:39,492 --> 00:15:41,993 THE MARCHING BANDS ARE TUNED UP, SET TO PLAY. 416 00:15:42,095 --> 00:15:45,329 ENTERTAINERS AND EQUESTRIAN GROUPS ARE READY. 417 00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:46,530 ALL OF THE PERFORMERS HAVE BEEN THROUGH PARADE CAMP, 418 00:15:46,632 --> 00:15:48,265 AND ARE HOLDING ON TIGHT 419 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,201 TO THE GIANT HELIUM BALLOONS-- 420 00:15:50,303 --> 00:15:51,368 WAIT, PARADE CAMP? 421 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:52,837 YES. 422 00:15:52,939 --> 00:15:54,839 ALL OF THE PERFORMERS GO THROUGH A WEEK OF PARADE CAMP 423 00:15:54,941 --> 00:15:56,708 TO LEARN HOW TO MANAGE THE HELIUM BALLOONS. 424 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:58,009 WHO PAYS FOR THIS PARADE CAMP? 425 00:15:58,111 --> 00:15:59,376 IT'S A VOLUNTEER PROGRAM. 426 00:15:59,478 --> 00:16:01,045 EVERYONE DONATES THEIR TIME. 427 00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:03,280 [CLEARING THROAT] 428 00:16:03,382 --> 00:16:05,149 THE GRAND MARSHAL IS IN PLACE. 429 00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:07,585 PEOPLE, SIPPING HOT CHOCOLATE, 430 00:16:07,687 --> 00:16:08,619 ARE LINED UP 431 00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:10,021 ON BOTH SIDES OF STATE STREET. 432 00:16:10,123 --> 00:16:13,124 YOU CAN FEEL THE EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR 433 00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:16,560 AS GIANT HELIUM BALLOONS HAVE BEGUN TO APPEAR IN THE SKY. 434 00:16:16,662 --> 00:16:17,995 [GASPING IN DELIGHT] 435 00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:19,931 LOOK! 436 00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,498 THERE'S ELMO! 437 00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:22,466 [GIGGLES] 438 00:16:22,568 --> 00:16:24,535 ARE YOU ON ANY MEDICATION? 439 00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:27,605 [CHUCKLES] 440 00:16:27,707 --> 00:16:29,573 ENTERTAINERS FROM ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY 441 00:16:29,675 --> 00:16:31,909 SEEM TO APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE. 442 00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:33,677 CLOWNS AND ACROBATS-- 443 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:34,678 HANG ON A SECOND, 444 00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:35,646 WHO CARRIES THE INSURANCE FOR THE PARADE? 445 00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:38,249 IS THE CITY LIABLE FOR ANY-- 446 00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:39,884 MAY I FINISH? 447 00:16:39,986 --> 00:16:41,252 OF COURSE. SORRY. 448 00:16:41,354 --> 00:16:43,621 THANK YOU. 449 00:16:43,723 --> 00:16:45,422 [RESTARTS MUSIC] 450 00:16:45,524 --> 00:16:47,291 THEN IT HAPPENS... 451 00:16:47,393 --> 00:16:50,661 SANTA CLAUS COMES FLOATING DOWN THE STREET, 452 00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:53,530 TO THE DELIGHT OF CHILDREN YOUNG AND OLD. 453 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,767 WHAT ABOUT WHEN ALL THE SPECTATORS ARE GONE, 454 00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:57,769 AND THEY'VE DROPPED THEIR STYROFOAM CUPS, 455 00:16:57,871 --> 00:16:58,602 LOST ONE GLOVE, 456 00:16:58,704 --> 00:16:59,837 AND LEFT A HUGE MESS BEHIND? 457 00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:01,438 WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CLEAN UP? 458 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,107 HOW DOES THE CITY RECOUP THE LOSES IN REVENUE 459 00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:04,942 WHEN STATE STREET IS CLOSED DOWN FOR 48 HOURS. 460 00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:07,111 [SIGHS] 461 00:17:08,547 --> 00:17:11,649 IF YOU CHARGED EVERYONE THAT CAME TO THE PARADE... 462 00:17:11,751 --> 00:17:13,651 YOU COULD EFFECTIVELY PAY FOR THE ENTIRE CLEAN UP. 463 00:17:13,753 --> 00:17:16,287 YOU WANT TO CHARGE PEOPLE TO COME TO THE PARADE? 464 00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:17,521 IS THAT YOUR RECOMMENDATION? 465 00:17:17,623 --> 00:17:19,257 THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO COME. 466 00:17:19,358 --> 00:17:21,125 IT'S LIKE SPORTS. 467 00:17:21,227 --> 00:17:24,328 THEY COULD SIT AT HOME AND WATCH IT THERE, ON TV. 468 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:26,363 YOU REALIZE THAT DEFEATS THE ENTIRE PURPOSE 469 00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:27,598 OF A COMMUNITY PARADE. 470 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,734 IT IS ABOUT SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY 471 00:17:30,837 --> 00:17:32,369 IN THE HEART OF THE CITY YOU LOVE. 472 00:17:32,471 --> 00:17:33,337 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND 473 00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:34,305 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A FAMILY. 474 00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:35,739 YOU KNOW WHAT, CAN YOU STOP? 475 00:17:35,842 --> 00:17:36,908 STOP, PLEASE! 476 00:17:39,545 --> 00:17:40,377 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 477 00:17:40,479 --> 00:17:41,645 THANK YOU. 478 00:17:41,747 --> 00:17:42,980 I WILL WALK BACK. 479 00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:43,848 FINE. 480 00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:44,949 HEY, WAIT, 481 00:17:45,051 --> 00:17:46,383 HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY? 482 00:17:46,485 --> 00:17:48,853 BECAUSE MEN LIKE YOU DO NOT GET MARRIED. 483 00:17:48,955 --> 00:17:50,321 YOU FLY FROM WOMAN TO WOMAN 484 00:17:50,423 --> 00:17:51,789 LIKE A BEE COLLECTING POLLEN. 485 00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:52,824 EXCEPT YOU'RE NEVER SATISFIED 486 00:17:52,926 --> 00:17:53,891 WITH THE POLLEN THEY GIVE YOU. 487 00:17:53,993 --> 00:17:55,659 NO, YOU WANT MORE AND MORE POLLEN 488 00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:57,361 FROM NEWER AND YOUNGER FLOWERS. 489 00:17:57,463 --> 00:17:58,996 SO HANG ON, I'M THE BEE IN YOUR SCENARIO? 490 00:17:59,098 --> 00:18:00,698 I DON'T SEE A RING ON YOUR FINGER. 491 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,333 I AM ABOUT TO BECOME ENGAGED 492 00:18:02,435 --> 00:18:04,202 TO THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD. 493 00:18:04,304 --> 00:18:05,569 A MARINE BIOLOGIST, 494 00:18:05,671 --> 00:18:07,371 WHO, INCIDENTALLY, WROTE A BOOK ABOUT WHALES 495 00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:08,505 THAT HE SELF-PUBLISHED. 496 00:18:08,607 --> 00:18:10,507 IT CAN'T BE DOWNLOADED. 497 00:18:10,609 --> 00:18:11,575 OH. 498 00:18:11,677 --> 00:18:12,844 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING? 499 00:18:12,946 --> 00:18:14,411 FIVE YEARS. 500 00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,714 [CHUCKLES] WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 501 00:18:16,816 --> 00:18:18,883 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 502 00:18:18,985 --> 00:18:21,252 WELL, IF HE HASN'T MARRIED YOU IN FIVE YEARS, 503 00:18:21,354 --> 00:18:22,519 HE'S NOT GOING TO. 504 00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:24,088 YOU ARE SO WRONG. 505 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,256 THAT SHOULDN'T BE A SHOCK, 506 00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:27,558 SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE WRONG ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. 507 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,093 I WILL BET YOU $5.00 508 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:33,430 THAT I WILL BE ENGAGED BY THANKSGIVING. 509 00:18:33,532 --> 00:18:36,000 FINE. YOU'RE ON. 510 00:18:44,786 --> 00:18:45,651 HELLO. 511 00:18:45,753 --> 00:18:47,353 OH, YOU'RE STILL HERE. 512 00:18:47,455 --> 00:18:48,754 HAVEN'T YOU FINISHED YOUR EVALUATION YET? 513 00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:51,424 HABLAS ESPANOL? 514 00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:52,391 I'M STUDYING IT. 515 00:18:52,493 --> 00:18:53,859 MY ALMOST-FIANCÉ SENT ME BOOKS AND TAPES 516 00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:55,628 SO I CAN LEARN. 517 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:56,662 WE INTEND TO TRAVEL A LOT, 518 00:18:56,764 --> 00:18:57,763 AND HE WANTS ME TO LEARN VARIOUS LANGUAGES. 519 00:18:57,865 --> 00:18:58,664 SPANISH IS THE FIRST LANGUAGE I'M LEARNING. 520 00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:00,599 I SEE. 521 00:19:00,702 --> 00:19:01,701 YOU SEE WHAT? 522 00:19:03,237 --> 00:19:04,337 [SIGHS] 523 00:19:04,439 --> 00:19:06,071 FIVE YEARS, AND HE'S STILL TRYING TO IMPROVE YOU. 524 00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:07,940 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME 525 00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,442 YOU JUST CUT YOUR LOSSES AND MOVE ON? 526 00:19:09,544 --> 00:19:11,210 CYNICAL AND SAD, 527 00:19:11,312 --> 00:19:12,445 AND EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD EXPECT 528 00:19:12,547 --> 00:19:14,112 FROM YOU. 529 00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:16,148 MY FIANCÉ-TO-BE WILL ARRIVE IN TWO WEEKS. 530 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,150 I WILL BE PLANNING MY WEDDING IN TWO WEEKS AND ONE DAY. 531 00:19:18,252 --> 00:19:19,017 YOU KNOW THIS FOR SURE? 532 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:20,519 YO QUIERO. 533 00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:21,920 THAT MEANS "I DO" IN SPANISH. 534 00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:24,323 "YO QUIERO" MEANS "I WANT" IN SPANISH. 535 00:19:24,425 --> 00:19:27,393 THAT'S BECAUSE THERE IS NO EXACT TRANSLATION OF "I DO". 536 00:19:27,495 --> 00:19:28,894 YOU KNOW WHAT? 537 00:19:28,996 --> 00:19:30,062 I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT, 538 00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:31,797 AND YOU DON'T END UP LIKE MY FRIEND'S AUNT HELEN. 539 00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:32,931 WHO WALKS AROUND ALL DAY IN A ROBE 540 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,199 CALLING IT HER "HOUSE COAT", 541 00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:36,201 FEEDING A BUNCH OF CATS THAT SHE CALLS HER "CHILDREN." 542 00:19:36,303 --> 00:19:38,537 WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN 543 00:19:38,639 --> 00:19:41,106 BECAUSE I DON'T OWN A ROBE, 544 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,508 OR HAVE CATS... 545 00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:44,209 [QUIETLY]...OF MY OWN. 546 00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:48,080 ASK HIM THIS. 547 00:19:48,182 --> 00:19:49,682 ASK HIM IF HE THINKS YOU'RE PERFECT 548 00:19:49,784 --> 00:19:51,016 JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 549 00:19:51,118 --> 00:19:52,385 ASK HIM IF HE WOULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU IF HE COULD. 550 00:19:52,487 --> 00:19:53,886 I'M NOT GOING TO ASK HIM THAT, 551 00:19:53,988 --> 00:19:54,987 BECAUSE NO ONE IS PERFECT, 552 00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,589 AND THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING YOU WOULD CHANGE 553 00:19:56,691 --> 00:19:57,623 ABOUT THE OTHER PERSON IF YOU COULD. 554 00:19:57,725 --> 00:19:58,624 YOU DON'T WANT TO ASK HIM 555 00:19:58,726 --> 00:19:59,725 BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE ANSWER. 556 00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:01,226 YOU ARE SO WRONG. 557 00:20:01,328 --> 00:20:02,428 WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW A FEW THINGS 558 00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:04,597 I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT YOU IF I COULD? 559 00:20:04,699 --> 00:20:05,531 MAYBE LATER. 560 00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:06,799 YOU SURE? 561 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,267 I HAVE A LONG LIST! 562 00:20:09,303 --> 00:20:11,236 [SIGHING] 563 00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:13,439 EW. 564 00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,040 [PUSHING CALL BUTTON] 565 00:20:15,142 --> 00:20:16,141 HE'S A POMPOUS JERK. 566 00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:18,477 I TRIED TO INSPIRE HIM ABOUT THE PARADE, 567 00:20:18,579 --> 00:20:21,380 BUT HE'S YOUR TYPICAL TRUST FUND, 568 00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:22,848 ENTITLED PLAYBOY. 569 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:23,949 AND HE WILL BE 75 YEARS OLD 570 00:20:24,051 --> 00:20:25,551 WITH A 24-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND 571 00:20:25,653 --> 00:20:26,786 LIVING OUT HIS DAYS 572 00:20:26,888 --> 00:20:28,888 LOUNGING AROUND HIS MANSION IN HIS PAJAMAS. 573 00:20:28,989 --> 00:20:30,790 THAT'S HUGH HEFNER. 574 00:20:30,892 --> 00:20:33,025 EXACTLY. 575 00:20:33,127 --> 00:20:35,160 [APPLAUDING, MARCHING BAND PLAYS] 576 00:20:35,262 --> 00:20:36,061 THAT WAS WONDERFUL! 577 00:20:36,163 --> 00:20:37,663 GOOD PRACTICE! 578 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:44,069 [♪♪] 579 00:21:22,477 --> 00:21:23,876 [GROANS IN DOUBT] 580 00:21:25,179 --> 00:21:26,545 [GROANS IN DISAPPOINTMENT] 581 00:21:26,647 --> 00:21:28,046 [SIGHS] 582 00:21:53,073 --> 00:21:55,340 [CHUCKLES] 583 00:22:01,281 --> 00:22:03,215 [SIGHS] 584 00:22:34,381 --> 00:22:35,347 OH, HELLO. 585 00:22:35,449 --> 00:22:36,916 HELLO. 586 00:22:37,018 --> 00:22:37,883 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 587 00:22:37,985 --> 00:22:39,852 JUST A LITTLE SHOPPING. 588 00:22:39,954 --> 00:22:41,286 SHOPPING... 589 00:22:41,388 --> 00:22:42,555 NO ICE CREAM? 590 00:22:42,657 --> 00:22:44,456 WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME ABOUT ICE CREAM? 591 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:46,091 NO REASON. 592 00:22:46,193 --> 00:22:48,260 IT'S JUST WHAT I CAME IN FOR. 593 00:22:53,568 --> 00:22:54,967 WELL... 594 00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:56,835 HAVE A NICE EVENING. 595 00:22:56,938 --> 00:22:58,003 YOU TOO. 596 00:23:02,109 --> 00:23:03,407 JUST ONE MINUTE. 597 00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:04,442 OKAY. 598 00:23:10,684 --> 00:23:11,616 SORRY. 599 00:23:15,221 --> 00:23:17,455 I'M SORRY, JUST ONE MINUTE. 600 00:23:32,806 --> 00:23:34,072 WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? 601 00:23:34,174 --> 00:23:35,840 IT'S LATE. 602 00:23:35,942 --> 00:23:37,308 I WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT HOME SAFELY. 603 00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:38,677 THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. 604 00:23:38,779 --> 00:23:40,712 I KNOW. 605 00:23:40,814 --> 00:23:41,546 I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. 606 00:23:41,648 --> 00:23:42,446 AGREED. 607 00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:43,915 I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 608 00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:45,650 ABSOLUTELY. 609 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,619 TAXI! 610 00:23:48,722 --> 00:23:50,521 [CHUCKLES] 611 00:23:54,127 --> 00:23:55,593 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 612 00:23:55,696 --> 00:23:57,195 SHOOT. 613 00:23:57,297 --> 00:23:59,197 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD CHANGE ABOUT ME 614 00:23:59,299 --> 00:24:00,331 IF YOU COULD? 615 00:24:00,433 --> 00:24:03,101 NOTHING. YOU'RE PERFECT. 616 00:24:03,203 --> 00:24:05,336 SEE, THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU. 617 00:24:05,438 --> 00:24:07,538 YOU ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 618 00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:10,308 [BLOWING KISSES] 619 00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:11,576 [CHUCKLES] 620 00:24:23,790 --> 00:24:25,323 YOU AGAIN. 621 00:24:25,425 --> 00:24:27,092 [SIGHS NERVOUSLY] 622 00:24:27,194 --> 00:24:28,993 ARE YOU GOING TO GET ON BOARD TODAY? 623 00:24:29,096 --> 00:24:30,762 I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET. 624 00:24:30,864 --> 00:24:32,530 I'M ON A SCHEDULE. 625 00:24:32,632 --> 00:24:34,899 FINE. 626 00:24:39,873 --> 00:24:42,006 THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? 627 00:24:43,276 --> 00:24:46,111 PLEASE DON'T COME BACK HERE. 628 00:24:49,015 --> 00:24:51,015 [♪♪] 629 00:24:51,118 --> 00:24:53,752 GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. 630 00:24:53,854 --> 00:24:55,519 I BROUGHT YOU ALL A LITTLE TREAT 631 00:24:55,622 --> 00:24:58,189 TO HELP KICK OFF THE THANKSGIVING SEASON. 632 00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:01,926 HOLIDAY CHEESECAKE... 633 00:25:03,864 --> 00:25:05,563 MEETING'S OVER. 634 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,201 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING AND BEING ON TIME. 635 00:25:11,738 --> 00:25:14,239 WE WILL PICK UP HERE NEXT WEEK. 636 00:25:15,675 --> 00:25:16,607 GREAT WORK. 637 00:25:21,281 --> 00:25:22,313 OKAY, WHERE WERE WE? 638 00:25:22,415 --> 00:25:23,347 CHEESECAKE! 639 00:25:31,992 --> 00:25:33,258 ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO DECIDE 640 00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:34,325 HOW TO ROB THIS GREAT CITY 641 00:25:34,427 --> 00:25:35,894 OF ITS MOST VALUABLE EVENT? 642 00:25:35,996 --> 00:25:37,028 I'M JUST GOING TO LUNCH. 643 00:25:37,130 --> 00:25:38,062 WHERE? 644 00:25:38,165 --> 00:25:39,898 OZZO, IT'S THE BEST RESTAURANT IN CHICAGO. 645 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,233 [LAUGHS] IF YOU'RE A TOURIST, MAYBE. 646 00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:44,936 IT'S THE ONLY FOUR-STAR MICHELIN RATED RESTAURANT 647 00:25:45,038 --> 00:25:45,937 IN THE CITY. 648 00:25:46,039 --> 00:25:47,071 THERE IS ONE FIVE-STAR, 649 00:25:47,174 --> 00:25:48,372 BUT IT'S NOT OPEN FOR LUNCH. 650 00:25:48,474 --> 00:25:49,640 UGH, DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE 651 00:25:49,742 --> 00:25:52,443 THE BEST OF EVERYTHING? 652 00:25:54,647 --> 00:25:56,981 ENJOY YOUR OVERPRICED LUNCH. 653 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,087 TAXI! 654 00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:04,522 YOU KNOW, I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE OWNER 655 00:26:04,624 --> 00:26:06,724 OF THE ACTUAL BEST RESTAURANT IN CHICAGO. 656 00:26:06,827 --> 00:26:08,059 IT HAS SIX STARS 657 00:26:08,161 --> 00:26:09,127 AND CONSISTENTLY GETS 658 00:26:09,229 --> 00:26:11,262 THE BEST RESTAURANT REVIEWS IN THE CITY. 659 00:26:11,364 --> 00:26:13,064 OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T GET IN WITHOUT A RESERVATION, 660 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:17,268 BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU THERE AS MY GUEST. 661 00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:18,669 WELL, I'D BE HONORED. 662 00:26:18,771 --> 00:26:21,172 GOOD. LET'S WALK, IT'S NOT FAR. 663 00:26:21,274 --> 00:26:22,406 BY THE WAY, 664 00:26:22,508 --> 00:26:23,975 I ASKED BRIAN IF THERE WAS ANYTHING 665 00:26:24,077 --> 00:26:26,744 HE WOULD CHANGE ABOUT ME IF HE COULD, AND HE SAID NO. 666 00:26:26,847 --> 00:26:28,813 DO YOU THINK HE'S LYING? 667 00:26:28,915 --> 00:26:31,049 NOT AT ALL. I'M SURE YOU'RE PERFECT. 668 00:26:31,151 --> 00:26:32,283 NO ONE'S PERFECT. 669 00:26:32,385 --> 00:26:33,885 IT'S ABOUT FINDING THE PERSON WHO REALLY KNOWS YOU 670 00:26:33,987 --> 00:26:35,619 AND ACCEPTS YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE. 671 00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:36,687 AND THAT'S BRIAN? 672 00:26:36,789 --> 00:26:37,688 HE REALLY KNOWS YOU? 673 00:26:37,790 --> 00:26:38,990 KNOWS WHAT MATTERS MOST TO YOU? 674 00:26:39,092 --> 00:26:40,091 YES. 675 00:26:40,193 --> 00:26:41,192 WELL, THEN YOU'RE A LUCKY WOMAN. 676 00:26:41,294 --> 00:26:43,394 I AM. 677 00:26:43,496 --> 00:26:45,163 SO YOU GREW UP HERE. 678 00:26:45,265 --> 00:26:46,397 WHY DID YOU MOVE AWAY? 679 00:26:46,499 --> 00:26:47,365 COLLEGE. 680 00:26:47,467 --> 00:26:49,067 YOU COULDN'T GET INTO NORTH WESTERN? 681 00:26:49,169 --> 00:26:50,501 DIDN'T YOUR RICH FAMILY OWN SOMETHING? 682 00:26:50,603 --> 00:26:51,802 THE DORMS, OR THE LIBRARY OR SOMETHING? 683 00:26:51,905 --> 00:26:52,737 I WAS ACCEPTED. 684 00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:54,372 I CHOSE TO GO TO STANFORD, 685 00:26:54,474 --> 00:26:56,774 TO GET OUT OF THE COLD AND TO START A NEW LIFE. 686 00:26:56,877 --> 00:26:58,709 WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW? 687 00:26:58,811 --> 00:27:00,644 I TRAVEL FROM CITY TO CITY FOR WORK, 688 00:27:00,747 --> 00:27:02,247 SO I BASICALLY LIVE IN HOTELS. 689 00:27:02,349 --> 00:27:03,481 BUT WHERE IS YOUR HOME? 690 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:04,648 THE PLACE YOU GO TO 691 00:27:04,751 --> 00:27:06,584 WHEN YOU'RE NOT TRAVELING AND WORKING. 692 00:27:06,686 --> 00:27:09,553 WELL, WHEN I'M NOT TRAVELING AND WORKING, 693 00:27:09,655 --> 00:27:10,955 I GO ON VACATION, 694 00:27:11,057 --> 00:27:12,523 AND I LIVE IN ANOTHER HOTEL. 695 00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:15,426 HOME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PLACE IN THE WORLD. 696 00:27:15,528 --> 00:27:16,794 IT'S WHERE YOU COME FROM. 697 00:27:16,897 --> 00:27:19,563 IT'S THE PLACE YOU GO TO FEEL SAFE AND LOVED. 698 00:27:19,665 --> 00:27:21,766 IT'S THE PLACE YOU GO TO REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE. 699 00:27:21,868 --> 00:27:23,101 HOME IS THE ONLY PLACE 700 00:27:23,203 --> 00:27:25,603 YOU CAN HAVE NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT. 701 00:27:25,705 --> 00:27:28,273 I'M AFRAID TO ASK. 702 00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:29,807 NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT 703 00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:30,875 IS WHERE YOU SIT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, 704 00:27:30,977 --> 00:27:31,943 AND YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER OUT OF A JAR, 705 00:27:32,045 --> 00:27:33,011 AND YOU WATCH OLD MOVIES. 706 00:27:34,147 --> 00:27:35,046 I MEAN, I DO THAT 707 00:27:35,148 --> 00:27:37,615 ON THE RARE NIGHT THAT I AM HOME ALONE. 708 00:27:37,717 --> 00:27:39,250 HERE WE ARE. 709 00:27:39,352 --> 00:27:41,419 BEST RESTAURANT IN CHICAGO. 710 00:27:41,521 --> 00:27:43,054 IT'S A PIZZA PLACE. 711 00:27:56,339 --> 00:27:57,238 HI, GIANO. 712 00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:58,206 EMILY! 713 00:27:58,308 --> 00:27:59,807 HAVE YOU GOT ROOM FOR TWO? 714 00:27:59,909 --> 00:28:00,941 FOR YOU? ANYTIME. 715 00:28:01,043 --> 00:28:02,810 GET UP, WE HAVE A VIP WHO NEEDS THE TABLE. 716 00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:07,948 [CHUCKLING] 717 00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,083 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING 718 00:28:09,185 --> 00:28:12,086 THE MARINE BIOLOGIST WHO STOLE OUR EMILY'S HEART. 719 00:28:12,188 --> 00:28:13,221 NO, NO, NO, NO! 720 00:28:13,323 --> 00:28:15,823 NO, UH, THIS IS A CO-WORKER. 721 00:28:15,925 --> 00:28:16,924 NO, BRIAN'S NOT GOING TO BE HERE FOR A WEEK. 722 00:28:17,026 --> 00:28:18,392 I'M SORRY. 723 00:28:18,495 --> 00:28:19,427 NO PROBLEM. 724 00:28:19,529 --> 00:28:22,130 I'LL BRING YOU SOMETHING WONDERFUL! 725 00:28:23,766 --> 00:28:25,032 SORRY. 726 00:28:29,372 --> 00:28:30,871 OH. THANK YOU. 727 00:28:33,109 --> 00:28:34,074 THANK YOU. 728 00:28:38,414 --> 00:28:40,080 I'VE BEEN COMING HERE SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. 729 00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:41,949 I WORKED HERE IN HIGH SCHOOL, 730 00:28:42,051 --> 00:28:43,817 AND THIS IS WHERE I HAVE THANKSGIVING DINNER 731 00:28:43,919 --> 00:28:44,818 EVERY YEAR. 732 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,155 GIANO COOKS FOR ANYONE WHO SHOWS UP. 733 00:28:47,257 --> 00:28:48,922 NO TIME FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS? 734 00:28:49,025 --> 00:28:51,825 GIANO IS FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 735 00:28:51,927 --> 00:28:53,127 MY MOM DIED WHEN I WAS A BABY. 736 00:28:54,864 --> 00:28:56,597 AND MY DAD RAISED ME. 737 00:28:56,699 --> 00:28:57,632 HE WAS A COP. 738 00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:59,700 BEST GUY IN THE WORLD. 739 00:28:59,802 --> 00:29:01,469 HE DIED WHEN I WAS 17. 740 00:29:01,571 --> 00:29:03,404 I'M SORRY. 741 00:29:03,506 --> 00:29:04,872 THAT'S HIM. 742 00:29:07,177 --> 00:29:08,709 HE SAVED THIS PLACE FROM BEING ROBBED 743 00:29:08,811 --> 00:29:10,611 WHEN I WAS, LIKE, NINE. 744 00:29:10,713 --> 00:29:12,813 THE ROBBER HAD A GUN, 745 00:29:12,915 --> 00:29:14,081 BUT MY DAD TOOK HIM DOWN PEACEFULLY, 746 00:29:14,184 --> 00:29:15,216 AND NO ONE GOT HURT. 747 00:29:16,219 --> 00:29:17,918 GIANO PUT HIS PICTURE UP AS A THANK YOU. 748 00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:22,590 AND AS A WARNING TO OTHER ROBBERS. 749 00:29:22,692 --> 00:29:24,725 YOU MUST BE REALLY PROUD OF YOUR DAD. 750 00:29:24,827 --> 00:29:27,662 I AM. 751 00:29:28,598 --> 00:29:29,863 THANK YOU. 752 00:29:29,965 --> 00:29:30,864 THANK YOU. 753 00:29:30,966 --> 00:29:32,633 YOU LOOK REALLY HAPPY IN THAT PICTURE. 754 00:29:36,239 --> 00:29:37,538 SO, WAS THAT YOUR BEST DAY EVER? 755 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,440 IT WAS A GOOD DAY. 756 00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:40,441 I HAVE THIS THEORY 757 00:29:40,543 --> 00:29:42,176 THAT WE ALL HAVE ONE BEST DAY EVER. 758 00:29:42,278 --> 00:29:44,144 WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF DAYS THAT COME CLOSE, 759 00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:47,147 DAYS THAT ARE FUN, OR MEANINGFUL AND INTERESTING, 760 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,216 BUT... 761 00:29:48,318 --> 00:29:53,087 ONLY ONE DAY THAT ALL OTHERS ARE MEASURED BY. 762 00:29:53,189 --> 00:29:54,322 AND YOU'RE NOT TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD. 763 00:29:56,926 --> 00:29:58,492 YOU'RE NOT WISE ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU CAN FAIL, 764 00:29:58,595 --> 00:30:01,762 OR NOT NAIVE ENOUGH TO THINK THINGS COME EASY. 765 00:30:04,434 --> 00:30:06,434 THEN, YEAH, I WOULD SAY IT WAS MY BEST DAY EVER. 766 00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:08,636 SO FAR. 767 00:30:08,738 --> 00:30:12,172 I THINK MY WEDDING DAY WILL BE MY BEST DAY EVER. 768 00:30:14,577 --> 00:30:16,844 HOW ABOUT YOU, HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BEST DAY EVER? 769 00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:19,480 MAY 2, 1985. 770 00:30:19,582 --> 00:30:21,415 I HIT A HOME RUN WITH TWO ON BASE. 771 00:30:21,517 --> 00:30:22,450 IT WAS A SUNNY DAY, 772 00:30:22,552 --> 00:30:25,052 AND I ATE THREE HOT DOGS. 773 00:30:25,154 --> 00:30:27,521 [CHUCKLES] 774 00:30:27,624 --> 00:30:31,425 AND I WAS ONLY EIGHT, BUT... 775 00:30:31,527 --> 00:30:33,694 I STILL REMEMBER EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 776 00:30:35,931 --> 00:30:39,933 I CAN SMELL THE DIRT ON THE FIELD, 777 00:30:40,035 --> 00:30:42,136 I CAN SEE EXACTLY WHERE THE CHALK DUST BLEW UP 778 00:30:42,238 --> 00:30:43,271 WHEN I CROSSED HOME PLATE. 779 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,574 AND YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A DAY 780 00:30:46,676 --> 00:30:48,509 THAT WILL KNOCK THAT DAY OUT OF THE PARK? 781 00:30:48,808 --> 00:30:51,308 MAYBE A DAY THAT INVOLVES SOMEONE OTHER THAN JUST YOURSELF? 782 00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:52,576 NO. 783 00:30:53,512 --> 00:30:54,511 NO. 784 00:30:54,614 --> 00:30:55,846 GOOD IDEA. 785 00:30:55,948 --> 00:30:57,380 YEAH, KEEP YOUR EXPECTATIONS LOW, 786 00:30:57,483 --> 00:30:58,983 AND THEN YOU'LL NEVER BE DISAPPOINTED. 787 00:30:59,986 --> 00:31:00,618 THANK YOU. 788 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,986 THANK YOU. 789 00:31:02,088 --> 00:31:03,587 [SIGHING] 790 00:31:03,689 --> 00:31:04,755 - BUON APPETITO. - GRAZIE. 791 00:31:04,857 --> 00:31:06,423 MY FAVORITE. 792 00:31:06,525 --> 00:31:08,492 THIS IS CALLED "BUDDHA." 793 00:31:09,495 --> 00:31:12,195 IT'S ONE WITH EVERYTHING. 794 00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:14,665 [LAUGHING] 795 00:31:14,767 --> 00:31:15,699 THERE YOU GO. 796 00:31:15,801 --> 00:31:17,434 NO, NO, THIS ONE, THIS ONE. 797 00:31:17,536 --> 00:31:20,137 RR...! 798 00:31:20,239 --> 00:31:21,939 OH, MY GOD... 799 00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:24,975 MM. 800 00:31:25,077 --> 00:31:26,110 MM! 801 00:31:29,782 --> 00:31:30,914 THAT'S THE BEST PIZZA I'VE EVER HAD. 802 00:31:32,118 --> 00:31:34,251 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD CHANGE ABOUT IT IF YOU COULD? 803 00:31:36,288 --> 00:31:37,655 NO. 804 00:31:37,757 --> 00:31:38,756 IT'S PERFECT. 805 00:31:39,959 --> 00:31:41,391 [CHUCKLING] 806 00:31:44,630 --> 00:31:46,296 WELL, I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE. 807 00:31:46,398 --> 00:31:47,330 I THINK IT'S A LEAP. 808 00:31:47,432 --> 00:31:48,532 EXACTLY! 809 00:31:48,634 --> 00:31:49,867 IT IS A LEAP. 810 00:31:49,969 --> 00:31:50,901 THAT'S THE POINT! 811 00:31:51,003 --> 00:31:52,670 LOVE IS A LEAP YOU TAKE WITH EACH OTHER. 812 00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:54,171 YOU COMMIT TO HOLDING TIGHT, 813 00:31:54,273 --> 00:31:55,205 JUMPING OFF, 814 00:31:55,307 --> 00:31:57,074 AND FACING THE WORLD TOGETHER. 815 00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:59,543 YOU MAKE LOVE SOUND LIKE A SUICIDE PACT. 816 00:32:00,913 --> 00:32:03,080 [MARCHING BAND PLAYING] 817 00:32:03,182 --> 00:32:05,448 I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE THAT LASTS FOREVER. 818 00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:06,750 I'VE NEVER SEEN IT WORK. 819 00:32:06,852 --> 00:32:07,751 WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN IT WORK EITHER, 820 00:32:07,853 --> 00:32:09,619 BUT I STILL BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE. 821 00:32:09,722 --> 00:32:12,389 I STILL HAVE FAITH THAT IT EXISTS. 822 00:32:12,491 --> 00:32:13,991 I HAVE A FIVE-DATE RULE. 823 00:32:14,093 --> 00:32:15,125 I GO ON FIVE DATES WITH A WOMAN. 824 00:32:15,227 --> 00:32:16,459 IF I'M FEELING LIKE IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE, 825 00:32:16,562 --> 00:32:17,561 I END IT. 826 00:32:19,765 --> 00:32:21,031 THAT'S INSANE. 827 00:32:21,133 --> 00:32:22,099 YOU CAN'T KNOW 828 00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:23,033 EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT A PERSON 829 00:32:23,135 --> 00:32:24,467 IN FIVE DATES. 830 00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:25,502 I KNOW ENOUGH. 831 00:32:25,604 --> 00:32:26,937 AFTER FIVE DATES, 832 00:32:27,039 --> 00:32:28,305 A WOMAN STARTS THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE, 833 00:32:28,407 --> 00:32:29,707 SO I END IT BEFORE SHE GETS CONFUSED. 834 00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:33,610 YOU INVENTED THE FIVE-DATE RULE, 835 00:32:33,713 --> 00:32:35,312 AND SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S CONFUSED? 836 00:32:35,414 --> 00:32:36,580 DO YOU PREVIEW EVERY ACT FROM THE PARADE? 837 00:32:36,682 --> 00:32:38,281 YES! I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE READY! 838 00:32:38,383 --> 00:32:39,950 [BAND STOPS PLAYING] 839 00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:42,920 GREAT JOB, GUYS! YOU'RE READY! 840 00:32:43,022 --> 00:32:44,722 [APPLAUDING] 841 00:32:44,824 --> 00:32:45,823 WHOO! 842 00:32:45,925 --> 00:32:59,703 [♪♪] 843 00:32:59,705 --> 00:33:01,004 WHAT IS SHE DOING? 844 00:33:01,107 --> 00:33:03,974 UM, INTERVIEWING SANTAS FOR THE PARADE. 845 00:33:04,076 --> 00:33:06,043 IT'S JUST A STUPID SANTA. 846 00:33:06,145 --> 00:33:08,511 YEAH, SHE'S LOOKING FOR ONE WITH A JOLLY SMILE 847 00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:09,980 AND A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE. 848 00:33:10,983 --> 00:33:12,883 SEE THE PICTURE ON THE WALL? 849 00:33:12,985 --> 00:33:13,884 HE'S THE ONE 850 00:33:13,986 --> 00:33:14,918 FROM HER CHILDHOOD. 851 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,153 THE ONE THEY ALL HAVE TO MEASURE UP TO. 852 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:17,587 AH. 853 00:33:17,689 --> 00:33:19,990 I SEE. 854 00:33:21,426 --> 00:33:23,460 YOU KNOW, UM, [CLEARS THROAT] 855 00:33:23,562 --> 00:33:24,928 IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW YOU AROUND TOWN, 856 00:33:25,030 --> 00:33:26,130 I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP. 857 00:33:26,232 --> 00:33:27,131 I KNOW ALL THE BARS. 858 00:33:27,233 --> 00:33:29,166 I MEAN, I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. 859 00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:30,734 [GIGGLES] 860 00:33:30,836 --> 00:33:33,570 IT'S NOT LIKE I LIVE IN THEM, OR DRINK EVERY NIGHT. 861 00:33:33,672 --> 00:33:34,571 [GIGGLES] 862 00:33:34,673 --> 00:33:36,006 I LOVE TO PARTY. 863 00:33:37,509 --> 00:33:40,577 I'M NOT A PARTY GIRL... 864 00:33:40,679 --> 00:33:41,879 I SHOULD WALK AWAY NOW. 865 00:33:43,482 --> 00:33:45,215 CALL ME. 866 00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:52,022 ANYWAY... 867 00:33:52,124 --> 00:33:54,158 WE'RE DOWN A CLOWN. 868 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:55,826 HE GOT ONE OF HIS BIG SHOES STUCK IN AN ESCALATOR. 869 00:33:55,928 --> 00:33:57,661 THEY SAY HE'LL BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN BY CHRISTMAS, BUT-- 870 00:33:57,763 --> 00:33:58,662 THANKS, DONNA. 871 00:33:58,764 --> 00:34:01,398 UM, CAN I GIVE YOU A SMALL BIT OF ADVICE? 872 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,066 [SIGHS] SURE. 873 00:34:03,169 --> 00:34:04,902 YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH HENRY. 874 00:34:06,205 --> 00:34:07,237 ARE YOU READING MY MIND? 875 00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:08,205 HE'S JUST ONE OF THOSE GUYS 876 00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:10,573 WHO BREEZES INTO TOWN ALL CUTE AND NICE. 877 00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:13,143 THEN HE SUCKS YOU IN WITH HIS CHARM 878 00:34:13,245 --> 00:34:13,811 AND HIS COOL HAIR, 879 00:34:13,913 --> 00:34:14,878 AND HIS GREEN EYES, 880 00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:16,246 AND THEN HE BREAKS YOUR HEART. 881 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:18,448 HOW DID YOU KNOW HE HAD GREEN EYES? 882 00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:19,883 I SAW THEM. 883 00:34:19,985 --> 00:34:20,818 I GLANCED AT THEM. 884 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,153 THEY'RE DREAMY. 885 00:34:23,255 --> 00:34:24,521 LOOK, HE HAS A FIVE DATE RULE. 886 00:34:25,457 --> 00:34:26,423 HE GOES ON FIVE DATES, 887 00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:27,424 AND THEN WHEN HE REALIZES YOU'RE NOT PERFECT, 888 00:34:27,526 --> 00:34:28,491 HE DUMPS YOU. 889 00:34:29,829 --> 00:34:32,262 SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, THEN, I'M PRETTY PERFECT. 890 00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:33,396 TRUE. 891 00:34:33,498 --> 00:34:34,364 WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 892 00:34:34,466 --> 00:34:36,366 THANK YOU. 893 00:34:43,843 --> 00:34:45,209 ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT NIGHT? 894 00:34:45,311 --> 00:34:47,610 THIS IS THE SECOND MONDAY OF THE MONTH, RIGHT? 895 00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,213 YES, BUT-- 896 00:34:49,315 --> 00:34:50,547 JUST WAIT. 897 00:34:50,649 --> 00:34:52,615 THIS IS WHEN THEY PRACTICE FOR THE PARADE. 898 00:34:52,718 --> 00:34:53,951 THESE PEOPLE MOVE PRETTY SLOWLY. 899 00:34:59,491 --> 00:35:04,228 SO, DO YOU OWN ANY CLOTHING FROM THIS DECADE? 900 00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:07,630 I LIKE OLD CLOTHES. 901 00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:10,934 I GUESS THEY'RE ALREADY WORN IN FOR YOU. 902 00:35:17,109 --> 00:35:19,042 WHEN MY MOM DIED, 903 00:35:19,144 --> 00:35:20,210 MY DAD WAS SO SAD, 904 00:35:20,312 --> 00:35:22,412 HE GAVE ALL OF HER CLOTHES AND SHOES TO GOODWILL. 905 00:35:23,715 --> 00:35:25,849 OH, SO YOU FIGURE IF YOU BUY ENOUGH OF THEM, 906 00:35:25,951 --> 00:35:27,918 YOU MIGHT ONE DAY BE WEARING HER CLOTHES. 907 00:35:30,555 --> 00:35:32,856 STUPID, RIGHT? 908 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,724 NOT AT ALL. 909 00:35:41,466 --> 00:35:42,399 [TURNS ON DANCE MUSIC] 910 00:35:42,501 --> 00:35:45,202 [CHUCKLES] 911 00:35:45,304 --> 00:35:47,971 [♪♪] 912 00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:52,009 THEY'RE CALLED "THE STARLIGHTS." 913 00:35:52,111 --> 00:35:53,377 THEY'VE BEEN DANCING IN THE PARADE 914 00:35:53,478 --> 00:35:55,145 AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. 915 00:35:55,247 --> 00:35:56,346 MOST OF THEM HAVE BEEN MARRIED 916 00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:58,916 FOR 30 YEARS OR MORE. 917 00:36:00,319 --> 00:36:02,585 THEY PRACTICE EVERY SECOND MONDAY OF THE MONTH, 918 00:36:02,687 --> 00:36:03,620 RAIN OR SHINE. 919 00:36:03,722 --> 00:36:06,656 REALLY? 920 00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:20,470 [♪♪] 921 00:36:28,948 --> 00:36:29,947 WHOO! 922 00:36:30,049 --> 00:36:31,714 [LAUGHING] 923 00:36:31,817 --> 00:36:32,682 WHOA. 924 00:36:32,784 --> 00:36:33,850 HOW DO THEY DO THAT? 925 00:36:33,953 --> 00:36:35,052 DO WHAT? 926 00:36:35,154 --> 00:36:38,455 STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR THAT MANY YEARS? 927 00:36:38,557 --> 00:36:39,789 YOU KNOW, I ASKED THEM THAT ONCE. 928 00:36:39,891 --> 00:36:41,024 AND WHAT WAS THEIR ANSWER? 929 00:36:41,126 --> 00:36:42,926 PEAKS AND VALLEYS. 930 00:36:43,028 --> 00:36:44,527 THAT'S THE KEY, APPARENTLY. 931 00:36:44,629 --> 00:36:45,528 YOU HAVE TO REALIZE 932 00:36:45,630 --> 00:36:47,030 THAT ALL DAYS ARE NOT GOING TO BE PEAKS, 933 00:36:47,132 --> 00:36:48,631 BUT YOU HOLD ONTO THEM 934 00:36:48,733 --> 00:36:49,967 TO GET YOU THROUGH THE VALLEYS. 935 00:36:50,069 --> 00:36:51,468 THAT'S IT, JUST PEAKS AND VALLEYS? 936 00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:53,303 MM-HMM, APPARENTLY THAT'S IT. 937 00:36:53,405 --> 00:36:56,539 AFFECTION, COMPROMISE, PEAKS AND VALLEYS, 938 00:36:56,641 --> 00:36:58,308 AND A GOOD PAIR OF DANCE SHOES. 939 00:36:58,410 --> 00:37:00,677 [LAUGHING] 940 00:37:03,382 --> 00:37:04,214 WHOA! 941 00:37:04,316 --> 00:37:05,648 OH! 942 00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:07,184 [LAUGHING] 943 00:37:07,286 --> 00:37:08,751 [APPLAUSE] 944 00:37:10,322 --> 00:37:11,254 THANK YOU. 945 00:37:11,357 --> 00:37:12,289 [GIGGLES] 946 00:37:15,227 --> 00:37:17,227 I SHOULD BE GETTING HOME. 947 00:37:17,329 --> 00:37:18,661 I'LL DRIVE YOU. 948 00:37:18,763 --> 00:37:20,330 NO, NO, UH, I CAN WALK. 949 00:37:20,432 --> 00:37:21,198 NO, IT'S-- 950 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:22,065 UH, I DON'T MIND DRIVING YOU. 951 00:37:22,167 --> 00:37:23,967 IT'S OKAY, I CAN WALK. 952 00:37:43,948 --> 00:37:45,515 [CHUCKLES] 953 00:37:47,185 --> 00:37:48,884 YO QUIERO. 954 00:37:49,821 --> 00:37:51,521 I DO. 955 00:37:58,262 --> 00:37:59,729 [SQUEALS IN JOY] 956 00:38:02,467 --> 00:38:04,233 [AIRPLANES LANDING] 957 00:38:05,770 --> 00:38:08,538 [SQUEALING IN EXCITEMENT] 958 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:09,872 YOU'RE FINALLY HERE! 959 00:38:09,974 --> 00:38:10,573 AW... 960 00:38:10,675 --> 00:38:11,607 OH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 961 00:38:11,710 --> 00:38:13,309 I HAVE MISSED YOU... 962 00:38:14,713 --> 00:38:16,312 SO MUCH. 963 00:38:16,414 --> 00:38:17,747 AW... 964 00:38:17,849 --> 00:38:19,114 YOU LOOK 965 00:38:19,217 --> 00:38:20,616 WONDERFUL. 966 00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:21,484 OH, THANK YOU. 967 00:38:21,586 --> 00:38:23,319 SO DO YOU. 968 00:38:23,421 --> 00:38:24,787 YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. 969 00:38:24,889 --> 00:38:26,856 JUST A LITTLE. 970 00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:28,358 WELL, DON'T WORRY, IT'LL GROW BACK. 971 00:38:31,929 --> 00:38:33,095 GUESS WHAT? 972 00:38:33,197 --> 00:38:34,897 I GOT A LETTER FROM A PUBLISHER 973 00:38:34,999 --> 00:38:37,500 WHO MAY BE INTERESTED IN PUBLISHING MY BOOK. 974 00:38:37,602 --> 00:38:39,736 REALLY? THAT'S AMAZING! 975 00:38:39,838 --> 00:38:41,070 YOU SOUND SURPRISED. 976 00:38:41,172 --> 00:38:42,071 NOT AT ALL. 977 00:38:42,173 --> 00:38:43,706 THEY'RE LUCKY TO HAVE IT. 978 00:38:43,808 --> 00:38:45,541 WELL, I'M THINKING OF CHANGING THE TITLE TO-- 979 00:38:45,643 --> 00:38:47,943 [STAMMERING] 980 00:38:48,045 --> 00:38:49,211 OKAY. 981 00:38:51,182 --> 00:38:52,849 I'M THINKING OF CHANGING THE TITLE 982 00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:55,951 TO "WHALES: WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?" 983 00:38:56,053 --> 00:38:57,119 WOW. 984 00:38:57,221 --> 00:38:58,521 [LAUGHS] 985 00:38:59,591 --> 00:39:01,791 WELL, IT'S NOVEMBER 14TH. 986 00:39:01,893 --> 00:39:03,493 WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION? 987 00:39:03,595 --> 00:39:04,861 AH, NOT TILL TOMORROW NIGHT. 988 00:39:06,564 --> 00:39:08,664 I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT WHEN I ASK YOU. 989 00:39:08,767 --> 00:39:09,766 [GIGGLING IN EXCITEMENT] 990 00:39:09,868 --> 00:39:10,733 RIGHT NOW 991 00:39:10,835 --> 00:39:12,134 I JUST WANT TO GET HOME, 992 00:39:12,236 --> 00:39:14,771 AND HAVE DINNER AND GO TO BED. 993 00:39:14,873 --> 00:39:16,105 WELL, I THOUGHT WE COULD GO TO JIM'S FOR DINNER. 994 00:39:16,207 --> 00:39:17,172 GIANO IS MAKING LASAGNA-- 995 00:39:17,275 --> 00:39:19,108 MOTHER IS EXPECTING US FOR DINNER. 996 00:39:19,210 --> 00:39:20,109 OH. 997 00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:21,043 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SHE GETS 998 00:39:21,145 --> 00:39:22,478 WHEN I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR A LONG TIME. 999 00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:23,546 YEAH, I JUST THOUGHT-- 1000 00:39:23,648 --> 00:39:24,647 TONIGHT, WE'LL HAVE DINNER WITH MY FAMILY, 1001 00:39:24,749 --> 00:39:26,248 AND THEN TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'LL GO TO JIM'S, 1002 00:39:26,350 --> 00:39:27,750 AND YOU'LL HAVE ME ALL TO YOURSELF. 1003 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:31,387 WE'LL STOP BY YOUR PLACE SO YOU CAN GET CHANGED. 1004 00:39:44,502 --> 00:39:46,268 THIS IS ONE I DON'T MIND LOSING. 1005 00:39:46,370 --> 00:39:47,336 NO RING YET? 1006 00:39:47,439 --> 00:39:48,571 HE WANTS EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT. 1007 00:39:48,673 --> 00:39:49,739 TONIGHT, AT 8:00. 1008 00:39:49,841 --> 00:39:51,507 WELL, I'M ROOTING FOR YOU. 1009 00:39:51,609 --> 00:39:53,943 YOU STILL DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, DO YOU? 1010 00:39:54,045 --> 00:39:55,945 HE GOT HOME YESTERDAY AFTER A LONG TRIP. 1011 00:39:56,047 --> 00:39:56,979 I THINK LAST NIGHT 1012 00:39:57,081 --> 00:39:58,013 WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT TIME TO ASK YOU. 1013 00:39:58,115 --> 00:40:00,316 I WILL TAKE YOUR $5.00. 1014 00:40:00,418 --> 00:40:01,584 THAT'S HOW CONFIDENT I AM. 1015 00:40:01,686 --> 00:40:03,052 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1016 00:40:03,154 --> 00:40:04,119 OH, I'M RIGHT. 1017 00:40:04,221 --> 00:40:05,988 I HOPE SO. 1018 00:40:06,090 --> 00:40:06,956 GO AWAY. 1019 00:40:07,058 --> 00:40:08,524 I CAN'T. 1020 00:40:08,626 --> 00:40:09,559 WHY NOT? 1021 00:40:09,661 --> 00:40:10,693 I HAVE A MEETING WITH YOU AND YOUR CFO 1022 00:40:10,795 --> 00:40:11,627 TO GO OVER THE BOOKS IN FIVE MINUTES. 1023 00:40:11,729 --> 00:40:14,530 FINE, GO AWAY FOR FIVE MINUTES. 1024 00:40:25,810 --> 00:40:28,578 [CROWD CHEERING] 1025 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,313 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RING. 1026 00:40:31,415 --> 00:40:34,116 I NEVER EXPECTED THIS NIGHT TO BE SO MAGICAL. 1027 00:40:34,218 --> 00:40:36,919 I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOREVER. 1028 00:40:37,021 --> 00:40:38,821 [TAXI DISPATCH RADIO CRACKLES] 1029 00:40:38,923 --> 00:40:39,956 OH. 1030 00:40:40,057 --> 00:40:43,158 ["LA DONNA E MOBILE" FROM "RIGOLETTO" PLAYS] 1031 00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:46,529 [♪♪] 1032 00:40:50,869 --> 00:40:52,969 EMILY... 1033 00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:54,971 YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. 1034 00:40:55,072 --> 00:40:56,205 THANK YOU. 1035 00:40:56,307 --> 00:40:58,474 YOUR FATHER WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU. 1036 00:40:58,576 --> 00:40:59,642 SPECIAL NIGHT? 1037 00:40:59,744 --> 00:41:01,210 I THINK SO. 1038 00:41:01,312 --> 00:41:02,912 I'LL MAKE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1039 00:41:10,889 --> 00:41:11,854 YOU ARE 1040 00:41:11,956 --> 00:41:13,455 SO BEAUTIFUL. 1041 00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:14,590 THANK YOU. 1042 00:41:14,692 --> 00:41:15,591 AW... 1043 00:41:24,368 --> 00:41:25,835 HOW WEIRD IS THIS? 1044 00:41:25,937 --> 00:41:27,336 YOU AND ME, TOGETHER AT LAST. 1045 00:41:27,438 --> 00:41:28,604 I KNOW. 1046 00:41:28,706 --> 00:41:30,072 FINALLY. 1047 00:41:30,174 --> 00:41:32,141 IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 1048 00:41:32,243 --> 00:41:33,743 HOW IS IT WORKING OUT 1049 00:41:33,845 --> 00:41:35,377 WITH THAT GUY THEY SENT TO DESTROY THE PARADE? 1050 00:41:36,714 --> 00:41:39,048 HE DID NOT TURN OUT TO BE SO BAD. 1051 00:41:39,150 --> 00:41:42,585 WELL, LOOK AT YOU, GETTING ALONG WITH THE ENEMY. 1052 00:41:42,687 --> 00:41:45,120 I HOPE YOU'RE GOING TO COME THIS YEAR. 1053 00:41:45,222 --> 00:41:46,689 UH... YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT CROWDS. 1054 00:41:46,791 --> 00:41:47,823 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 1055 00:41:47,926 --> 00:41:49,025 RIGHT, RIGHT. 1056 00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:50,560 YOU KNOW, BEFORE WE ORDER DINNER... 1057 00:41:51,996 --> 00:41:53,863 I HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 1058 00:41:53,965 --> 00:41:55,364 YOU DO? 1059 00:41:55,466 --> 00:41:56,566 YES. 1060 00:41:56,668 --> 00:41:57,733 I NEVER IMAGINED THIS NIGHT WOULD BE SO MAGICAL. 1061 00:41:57,835 --> 00:41:59,702 I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOREVER. 1062 00:42:07,378 --> 00:42:08,343 EMILY JONES... 1063 00:42:10,247 --> 00:42:12,682 I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR FIVE YEARS... 1064 00:42:14,919 --> 00:42:17,920 AND I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR... 1065 00:42:18,022 --> 00:42:19,354 A LOT OF THAT TIME. 1066 00:42:19,457 --> 00:42:20,923 [GIGGLES] 1067 00:42:21,025 --> 00:42:24,026 I WAS AWAY AT SEA FOR MANY MONTHS, 1068 00:42:24,128 --> 00:42:25,360 AND MY TIME AWAY 1069 00:42:25,463 --> 00:42:26,762 HAS TAUGHT ME ONE THING, 1070 00:42:26,864 --> 00:42:27,730 AND THAT IS 1071 00:42:27,832 --> 00:42:31,067 THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE WITHOUT YOU. 1072 00:42:32,804 --> 00:42:34,470 I'LL HAVE MY OWN BOAT, 1073 00:42:34,572 --> 00:42:35,771 AND MY OWN RESEARCH TEAM, 1074 00:42:35,873 --> 00:42:37,039 AND WE WILL BE AWAY AT SEA FOR TWO YEARS, 1075 00:42:37,141 --> 00:42:39,008 AND WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, 1076 00:42:39,110 --> 00:42:41,110 WILL YOU DO ME THE HONOR 1077 00:42:41,212 --> 00:42:43,779 OF JOINING ME ON THE SHIP OF MY LIFE? 1078 00:42:43,881 --> 00:42:45,380 YO QUIERO. I DO! 1079 00:42:45,483 --> 00:42:46,682 WHAT? 1080 00:42:46,784 --> 00:42:47,650 [LAUGHING IN DELIGHT] 1081 00:42:47,752 --> 00:42:48,884 GREAT! 1082 00:42:48,987 --> 00:42:51,253 OH, WOW. 1083 00:42:51,355 --> 00:42:54,023 OH... 1084 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,826 WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? 1085 00:42:58,362 --> 00:42:59,194 I KNOW. 1086 00:42:59,296 --> 00:43:00,229 IT IS A BIG STEP, 1087 00:43:00,331 --> 00:43:01,263 AND WE WILL BE IN EACH OTHER'S FACES, 1088 00:43:01,365 --> 00:43:02,231 CLOSE-CLOSE QUARTERS-- 1089 00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,000 NO, NO, NO. 1090 00:43:04,102 --> 00:43:05,434 WHAT? 1091 00:43:05,536 --> 00:43:06,401 I THINK WE'RE READY 1092 00:43:06,504 --> 00:43:07,903 FOR THE NEXT STEP IN OUR RELATIONSHIP. 1093 00:43:08,006 --> 00:43:10,673 DID YOU... 1094 00:43:10,775 --> 00:43:12,541 DID YOU JUST ASK ME TO MARRY YOU? 1095 00:43:14,245 --> 00:43:15,177 M-MARRY ME? 1096 00:43:18,850 --> 00:43:20,315 [QUIETLY] YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MARRIAGE. 1097 00:43:20,417 --> 00:43:22,118 AFTER WHAT I WENT THROUGH WITH MY PARENTS. 1098 00:43:22,219 --> 00:43:23,886 YOUR PARENTS? 1099 00:43:23,988 --> 00:43:26,388 YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS. 1100 00:43:26,490 --> 00:43:27,456 EXACTLY. 1101 00:43:27,558 --> 00:43:29,725 THAT IS A LOT TO LIVE UP TO. 1102 00:43:31,362 --> 00:43:32,695 WAIT, IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS, AND I-- 1103 00:43:32,797 --> 00:43:33,729 DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. 1104 00:43:33,831 --> 00:43:35,397 EMBARRASSED? 1105 00:43:35,499 --> 00:43:37,599 A LOT OF WOMEN MIGHT HAVE MADE THE SAME MISTAKE. 1106 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:39,068 MISTAKE? 1107 00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:41,837 WELL, THINKING THAT I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE. 1108 00:43:44,308 --> 00:43:46,042 BRIAN, I'M SORRY, IT'S OVER. 1109 00:43:46,144 --> 00:43:47,176 WHAT? 1110 00:43:47,278 --> 00:43:48,144 WHY? 1111 00:43:48,245 --> 00:43:50,512 I WANT TO GET MARRIED 1112 00:43:50,614 --> 00:43:51,814 I WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY. 1113 00:43:51,916 --> 00:43:52,948 I THOUGHT YOU DID, TOO. 1114 00:43:53,051 --> 00:43:56,351 WELL, I-I DO. 1115 00:43:56,453 --> 00:43:57,452 SOMEDAY. 1116 00:43:57,555 --> 00:44:00,355 [CRYING] 1117 00:44:00,457 --> 00:44:02,658 I DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANY LONGER. 1118 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,659 YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE. 1119 00:44:03,761 --> 00:44:05,795 NO, I'M BEING HONEST! 1120 00:44:12,203 --> 00:44:15,137 I WILL BE AT THE AIRPORT THANKSGIVING DAY AT 4:00. 1121 00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:15,971 I'M FLYING TO ARUBA, 1122 00:44:16,074 --> 00:44:17,239 AND THEN I'M GETTING ON THE SHIP! 1123 00:44:17,341 --> 00:44:18,540 THERE WILL BE AN EXTRA TICKET FOR YOU AT THE AIRPORT 1124 00:44:18,642 --> 00:44:20,642 IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND! 1125 00:44:30,988 --> 00:44:32,621 EMILY! 1126 00:44:32,724 --> 00:44:34,690 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1127 00:44:34,792 --> 00:44:35,791 I ORDERED A PIZZA. 1128 00:44:35,893 --> 00:44:36,759 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1129 00:44:36,861 --> 00:44:39,128 I CAME HERE TO GET MARRIED. 1130 00:44:39,230 --> 00:44:40,429 [CRYING] 1131 00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:43,165 GET IN. 1132 00:44:43,267 --> 00:44:45,000 NO. 1133 00:44:45,103 --> 00:44:46,602 I DON'T HAVE YOUR STUPID $5.00 ON ME. 1134 00:44:46,704 --> 00:44:48,704 I'LL WRITE YOU AN "I OWE YOU." 1135 00:44:48,806 --> 00:44:49,805 WOULD YOU JUST GET IN THE CAR? 1136 00:44:49,907 --> 00:44:50,773 COME ON. 1137 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:53,475 [SNIFFLING AND SOBBING] 1138 00:44:58,707 --> 00:45:01,741 [♪♪] 1139 00:45:01,843 --> 00:45:03,977 I'M SO STUPID. 1140 00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:05,445 HERE, DRINK THIS. 1141 00:45:05,548 --> 00:45:07,013 GO AHEAD AND GLOAT. 1142 00:45:07,115 --> 00:45:09,216 SAY "I TOLD YOU SO." 1143 00:45:09,318 --> 00:45:10,250 YOU WERE RIGHT. 1144 00:45:10,352 --> 00:45:12,653 I AM GOING TO DIE ALONE IN MY HOUSE COAT, 1145 00:45:12,754 --> 00:45:13,753 SMOTHERED BY CATS. 1146 00:45:13,855 --> 00:45:14,954 LOOK, HE'S THE LOSER, OKAY? 1147 00:45:15,057 --> 00:45:16,323 HE MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE. 1148 00:45:16,425 --> 00:45:18,792 THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. 1149 00:45:18,894 --> 00:45:20,527 I WILL ACCEPT THAT LIE 1150 00:45:20,629 --> 00:45:21,795 BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME 1151 00:45:21,897 --> 00:45:24,164 FROM RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC. 1152 00:45:28,404 --> 00:45:29,336 THANK YOU FOR THE DRINK. 1153 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:31,938 I DON'T REALLY DRINK, 1154 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,309 SO I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL IT. 1155 00:45:37,179 --> 00:45:38,278 IT'S GINGER ALE. 1156 00:45:39,715 --> 00:45:40,814 OH. 1157 00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:43,183 [SOBBING] 1158 00:45:47,055 --> 00:45:49,789 THAT WAS AMAZING! 1159 00:45:49,891 --> 00:45:50,790 OH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. 1160 00:45:50,892 --> 00:45:53,527 YOU KNOW, I WAS GOOD. 1161 00:45:53,629 --> 00:45:55,061 I WAS REALLY GOOD. 1162 00:45:55,163 --> 00:45:57,731 I WAS, LIKE, PROFESSIONAL GOOD. 1163 00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,499 BUT... I WAS NOT. I WAS ONLY HIGH SCHOOL GOOD. 1164 00:45:59,602 --> 00:46:00,734 AND I WAS DEVAS-THATED. 1165 00:46:00,836 --> 00:46:02,603 I WAS... 1166 00:46:02,705 --> 00:46:04,605 DEVAS.... 1167 00:46:04,707 --> 00:46:05,639 [TOGETHER]: DEVASTATED... 1168 00:46:05,741 --> 00:46:07,207 WHEN I REALIZED 1169 00:46:07,309 --> 00:46:09,776 THAT MY DREAM WAS AN ILLUSION. 1170 00:46:09,878 --> 00:46:11,678 I'M SURE YOU WERE WONDERFUL. 1171 00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:12,679 NO, I WAS NOT. 1172 00:46:12,781 --> 00:46:14,814 I MEAN, I'M NOT, YOU KNOW, HORRIBLE, 1173 00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:15,815 BUT I'M NOT LADY GAGA. 1174 00:46:15,917 --> 00:46:18,352 [CHUCKLES] 1175 00:46:18,454 --> 00:46:20,320 ["HEART OF GLASS" BY BLONDIE STARTS PLAYING] 1176 00:46:20,422 --> 00:46:21,421 I LOVE THIS SONG. 1177 00:46:21,523 --> 00:46:23,189 NO, EMILY. NO, NO, NO-- 1178 00:46:23,292 --> 00:46:24,891 OH, YES. 1179 00:46:26,295 --> 00:46:27,261 [FEEDBACK WHINES] 1180 00:46:27,363 --> 00:46:31,465 ♪ ONCE I HAD A LOVE AND IT WAS A GAS ♪ 1181 00:46:31,567 --> 00:46:36,035 ♪ SOON TURNED OUT HAD A HEART OF GLASS ♪ 1182 00:46:36,138 --> 00:46:40,073 ♪ SEEMED LIKE THE REAL THING ONLY TO FIND ♪ 1183 00:46:40,175 --> 00:46:43,310 ♪ BUNCH OF MISTRUST LOVE'S GONE BEHIND... ♪ 1184 00:46:43,412 --> 00:46:44,311 IT HAS? 1185 00:46:44,413 --> 00:46:45,245 WHERE DID IT GO? 1186 00:46:45,347 --> 00:46:46,280 [LAUGHTER] 1187 00:46:46,382 --> 00:46:48,114 [LAUGHING] 1188 00:46:48,216 --> 00:46:49,750 I'M GONNA LOOK FOR IT! 1189 00:46:49,851 --> 00:46:54,655 ♪ ONCE I HAD A LOVE AND IT WAS DIVINE ♪ 1190 00:46:54,757 --> 00:46:57,291 ♪ SOON FOUND OUT I WAS LOSIN' MY MIND ♪ 1191 00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:02,529 ♪ THOUGHT IT WAS THE REAL THING I WAS SO BLIND ♪ 1192 00:47:02,631 --> 00:47:05,432 ♪ MUCHO MISTRUST LOVE'S GONE BEHIND ♪ 1193 00:47:05,534 --> 00:47:06,700 [WARM LAUGHTER] 1194 00:47:06,802 --> 00:47:08,868 [♪♪] 1195 00:47:08,970 --> 00:47:10,870 ♪ IN BETWEEN 1196 00:47:10,972 --> 00:47:14,508 ♪ WHAT I FIND IS PLEASIN' AND I'M FEELING FINE ♪ 1197 00:47:14,610 --> 00:47:15,742 [AUDIENCE SHOUTS] SO FINE! 1198 00:47:15,844 --> 00:47:18,512 ♪ LOVE IS SO CONFUSING THERE'S NO PEACE OF MIND ♪ 1199 00:47:18,614 --> 00:47:19,513 NO PEACE! 1200 00:47:19,615 --> 00:47:21,181 ♪ -- FEAR I'M LOSIN' YOU 1201 00:47:21,283 --> 00:47:23,082 ♪ THERE'S JUST NO GOOD 1202 00:47:23,185 --> 00:47:24,918 ♪ YOU TEASIN' LIKE YOU DO-- 1203 00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:26,019 - THIS IS YOUR PART! - I'M NOT A GOOD SINGER-- 1204 00:47:26,121 --> 00:47:27,187 ♪ OOH... 1205 00:47:27,289 --> 00:47:28,121 ♪ OOH-AAH! 1206 00:47:28,223 --> 00:47:29,088 - REALLY GOOD. - THANK YOU. 1207 00:47:29,191 --> 00:47:30,123 AGAIN. 1208 00:47:30,225 --> 00:47:32,192 ♪ [BOTH]: OOH-AAH! 1209 00:47:32,294 --> 00:47:33,159 IT'S A DUET NOW. 1210 00:47:33,261 --> 00:47:33,960 OKAY, THAT'S IT. NO MORE, PLEASE-- 1211 00:47:34,062 --> 00:47:35,295 ♪ OOH-AAH 1212 00:47:35,397 --> 00:47:36,396 ♪ OOH-AAH! 1213 00:47:36,498 --> 00:47:37,531 THAT'S IT. 1214 00:47:37,633 --> 00:47:38,532 BUT THAT WAS GREAT. 1215 00:47:38,634 --> 00:47:41,201 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1216 00:47:41,303 --> 00:47:42,469 THAT WAS GREAT. 1217 00:47:42,571 --> 00:47:43,470 THANK YOU. 1218 00:47:43,572 --> 00:47:45,004 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] 1219 00:47:45,106 --> 00:47:46,206 WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE. 1220 00:47:46,308 --> 00:47:47,173 IT'S 2:00 A.M. 1221 00:47:47,275 --> 00:47:47,941 OKAY. 1222 00:47:48,043 --> 00:47:48,842 HOW COULD YOU BE DRUNK? 1223 00:47:48,944 --> 00:47:50,276 YOU ONLY HAD ONE GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE? 1224 00:47:50,379 --> 00:47:52,111 LOW TOLERANCE. 1225 00:47:52,214 --> 00:47:53,146 I NEED TO GET YOU HOME. 1226 00:47:53,248 --> 00:47:54,180 RIGHT. HMM... 1227 00:47:54,282 --> 00:47:56,049 I KNOW YOU AND YOUR TYPE. 1228 00:47:56,151 --> 00:47:58,785 YOU THINK YOU CAN FILL ME WITH CHAMPAGNE 1229 00:47:58,887 --> 00:47:59,786 AND SEDUCE ME. 1230 00:47:59,888 --> 00:48:02,255 YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU RESCUED ME, 1231 00:48:02,358 --> 00:48:06,292 AND YOU'RE SO HANDSOME, AND CUTE, AND HANDSOME, 1232 00:48:06,395 --> 00:48:08,428 THAT I WILL JUST FALL INTO YOUR ARMS 1233 00:48:08,530 --> 00:48:09,429 AND KISS YOU. 1234 00:48:09,531 --> 00:48:12,833 WELL, THINK AGAIN, BUCKO! 1235 00:48:12,934 --> 00:48:15,469 EMILY, I JUST... 1236 00:48:15,571 --> 00:48:18,104 [VOMITING VIOLENTLY] 1237 00:48:22,745 --> 00:48:24,444 FEELING BETTER? 1238 00:48:24,546 --> 00:48:26,480 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 1239 00:48:26,582 --> 00:48:28,047 NONSENSE. THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 1240 00:48:28,149 --> 00:48:30,650 I'M NOT USED TO DRINKING CHAMPAGNE. 1241 00:48:30,753 --> 00:48:31,752 YOU'LL BE FINE. 1242 00:48:31,854 --> 00:48:32,886 I KNOW IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT NOW, 1243 00:48:32,988 --> 00:48:34,721 BUT TRUST ME, YOU'LL BE FINE. 1244 00:48:34,823 --> 00:48:36,556 COME ON, LET ME TAKE YOU HOME. 1245 00:48:36,658 --> 00:48:38,992 DON'T BOTHER, I'LL JUST JUMP. 1246 00:48:39,094 --> 00:48:41,294 NAH, IT'S TOO MESSY. 1247 00:48:41,397 --> 00:48:43,997 HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO WRONG? 1248 00:48:44,099 --> 00:48:46,065 I THOUGHT HE LOVED ME. 1249 00:48:46,167 --> 00:48:50,336 THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 1250 00:48:50,439 --> 00:48:53,072 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1251 00:48:53,174 --> 00:48:55,241 CAN ONLY GET BETTER FROM HERE. 1252 00:48:59,247 --> 00:49:00,313 [SIGHS] 1253 00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:01,180 WHOA. 1254 00:49:01,283 --> 00:49:02,682 CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET? 1255 00:49:02,785 --> 00:49:03,983 NOW THAT I'VE HUMILIATED MYSELF 1256 00:49:04,085 --> 00:49:05,018 BEYOND ALL REASON. 1257 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,152 SURE. 1258 00:49:06,254 --> 00:49:08,388 I'M AFRAID OF BOATS. 1259 00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:09,856 I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ON A BOAT, 1260 00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:12,992 SO I'M NOT SURE WHY, BUT STILL... 1261 00:49:13,094 --> 00:49:14,327 SO DON'T TAKE A CRUISE. 1262 00:49:14,430 --> 00:49:16,596 I GO DOWN TO THE TOUR DECK, AND I TRY AND GET ON, 1263 00:49:16,698 --> 00:49:18,865 BUT THEN EVERY TIME, SOMETHING STOPS ME. 1264 00:49:18,967 --> 00:49:20,300 THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP HATES ME. 1265 00:49:20,402 --> 00:49:21,267 SO, WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO 1266 00:49:21,369 --> 00:49:23,303 IF YOU MARRIED HIM? 1267 00:49:23,405 --> 00:49:26,239 I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A PLAN. 1268 00:49:26,341 --> 00:49:27,641 HUH. 1269 00:49:28,577 --> 00:49:30,811 [RATTLING KNOB] 1270 00:49:30,913 --> 00:49:31,978 NO. 1271 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:32,913 OOPS. 1272 00:49:33,014 --> 00:49:34,180 WHAT? 1273 00:49:34,282 --> 00:49:35,816 UH... 1274 00:49:35,918 --> 00:49:36,817 ONCE SECOND, UH... 1275 00:49:36,919 --> 00:49:37,884 THEY'LL PROBABLY HEAR US. 1276 00:49:37,986 --> 00:49:39,519 [BANGING ON DOOR] 1277 00:49:40,756 --> 00:49:42,088 WHY DON'T YOU JUST HAVE A SEAT, OKAY? 1278 00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:43,957 I'LL KEEP TRYING. 1279 00:49:44,059 --> 00:49:44,891 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING-- 1280 00:49:44,993 --> 00:49:46,192 I'M SICK OF TRYING. 1281 00:49:46,294 --> 00:49:47,160 AND, I LEFT MY CELL PHONE-- 1282 00:49:47,262 --> 00:49:49,529 I TRY, AND I TRY AND I TRY-- 1283 00:49:49,631 --> 00:49:50,630 OPEN THE DOOR! 1284 00:49:50,732 --> 00:49:52,031 --BUT LOOK AT ME-- 1285 00:49:52,133 --> 00:49:52,999 ANYBODY HERE? 1286 00:49:53,101 --> 00:49:54,267 I'M STILL ALONE. 1287 00:49:54,369 --> 00:49:55,101 [BANGING] 1288 00:49:55,203 --> 00:49:57,437 HELLO! 1289 00:49:57,539 --> 00:49:58,371 [SIGHS] 1290 00:49:58,474 --> 00:49:59,439 MAYBE YOU'RE AFRAID OF BOATS 1291 00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:00,507 BECAUSE YOU WERE NEVER SURE 1292 00:50:00,609 --> 00:50:02,943 IF BRIAN WAS THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU. 1293 00:50:03,044 --> 00:50:04,410 [POUNDING] 1294 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:43,282 [♪♪] 1295 00:50:43,385 --> 00:50:45,418 [SNORING] 1296 00:51:06,174 --> 00:51:08,274 GOOD MORNING. 1297 00:51:10,211 --> 00:51:12,445 WELL, THANK YOU 1298 00:51:12,548 --> 00:51:14,047 FOR TAKING CARE OF ME LAST NIGHT. 1299 00:51:14,149 --> 00:51:17,517 I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU PROBABLY DID FOR ME. 1300 00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:19,152 MY PLEASURE. 1301 00:51:19,254 --> 00:51:21,220 I'M FAIRLY SURE I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY BEHAVIOR, 1302 00:51:21,322 --> 00:51:22,221 AND AS SOON AS I REMEMBER WHAT I DID, 1303 00:51:22,323 --> 00:51:24,257 I WILL TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. 1304 00:51:24,359 --> 00:51:26,026 YOU WERE A PERFECT LADY. 1305 00:51:26,127 --> 00:51:27,326 [SIGHS] 1306 00:51:27,429 --> 00:51:30,430 I GUESS WE HAVE TO DO THE WALK OF SHAME. 1307 00:51:30,532 --> 00:51:32,331 IT APPEARS SO. 1308 00:51:32,434 --> 00:51:33,567 [GROANS] 1309 00:51:33,669 --> 00:51:36,169 HOW AM I GOING TO GO IN AND FACE EVERYONE AT WORK? 1310 00:51:36,271 --> 00:51:37,938 YOU DODGED A BULLET. 1311 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,940 THEY'LL BE HAPPY FOR YOU. 1312 00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:43,342 COME ON, LET ME SHAME-WALK YOU HOME. 1313 00:51:45,413 --> 00:51:46,379 ARE YOU SURE 1314 00:51:46,481 --> 00:51:49,616 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EMBARRASSING LAST NIGHT? 1315 00:51:49,718 --> 00:51:51,985 YOU KNOW, THERE WAS THAT ONE THING. 1316 00:51:52,087 --> 00:51:52,953 WHAT? 1317 00:51:53,055 --> 00:51:54,153 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1318 00:51:54,255 --> 00:51:57,323 IT WASN'T ANYTHING BAD ENOUGH TO PUT ON YouTube. 1319 00:51:57,425 --> 00:52:02,062 ♪ OOH-AAH! OOH-AAH! 1320 00:52:02,163 --> 00:52:04,530 [SINGING MOCKINGLY] 1321 00:52:08,436 --> 00:52:09,535 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1322 00:52:19,539 --> 00:52:21,039 I NEVER LIKED BRIAN. 1323 00:52:21,141 --> 00:52:22,874 REALLY? YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING. 1324 00:52:22,976 --> 00:52:23,808 I SAID LOTS OF THINGS. 1325 00:52:23,911 --> 00:52:25,510 YOU JUST NEVER LISTENED, SO I STOPPED. 1326 00:52:25,612 --> 00:52:28,646 I FIGURED IF YOU WERE HAPPY, WHO WAS I TO JUDGE? 1327 00:52:28,748 --> 00:52:30,515 HMM. WELL, HERE YOU GO. 1328 00:52:30,617 --> 00:52:32,417 WHAT? NO, NO, NO, KEEP IT. 1329 00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:35,086 YOU WILL WEAR IT ONE DAY, AND YOU WILL BE BEAUTIFUL IN IT. 1330 00:52:35,188 --> 00:52:36,587 NOPE. 1331 00:52:36,689 --> 00:52:38,156 I'LL NEVER GET MARRIED. 1332 00:52:38,258 --> 00:52:40,625 WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1333 00:52:45,432 --> 00:52:47,565 [LAUGHS] 1334 00:52:48,902 --> 00:52:50,302 HENRY WAS REALLY SWEET, THOUGH. 1335 00:52:50,404 --> 00:52:52,670 HE RESCUED ME FROM THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 1336 00:52:52,772 --> 00:52:54,940 WELL, HE'S A NICE GUY. 1337 00:52:55,042 --> 00:52:56,408 YEAH. 1338 00:52:56,509 --> 00:52:58,443 TOO BAD HE'S A JERK. 1339 00:52:58,545 --> 00:52:59,610 WELL, MAYBE HE'S NOT A JERK. 1340 00:52:59,712 --> 00:53:00,545 HE'S SO CUTE-- 1341 00:53:00,647 --> 00:53:01,846 NO, HE IS A JERK. 1342 00:53:01,949 --> 00:53:03,648 HE HAS A FIVE-DATE RULE. 1343 00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:05,650 HE GOES ON FIVE DATES WITH A WOMAN, 1344 00:53:05,752 --> 00:53:07,252 AND THEN IF SHE'S NOT PERFECT, 1345 00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:08,586 HE ENDS THE RELATIONSHIP. 1346 00:53:08,688 --> 00:53:11,256 THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY SENSIBLE. 1347 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:13,024 YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT A PERSON IN FIVE DATES 1348 00:53:13,126 --> 00:53:14,525 TO KNOW WHETHER THE CHEMISTRY'S THERE. 1349 00:53:14,627 --> 00:53:17,862 YES, BUT HE GOES IN, BELIEVING IT WON'T WORK. 1350 00:53:17,965 --> 00:53:19,264 AGAIN, SENSIBLE. 1351 00:53:19,366 --> 00:53:21,466 YOU HOLD THE OTHER PERSON TO A HIGHER STANDARD, 1352 00:53:21,568 --> 00:53:22,700 YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF KNOWING 1353 00:53:22,802 --> 00:53:24,002 WHETHER YOU'RE GOING TO END UP WITH THE RIGHT PERSON. 1354 00:53:24,104 --> 00:53:25,136 WELL, EITHER WAY, 1355 00:53:25,238 --> 00:53:26,737 HE LEAVES IN A WEEK RIGHT AFTER THE PARADE, 1356 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,905 SO IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1357 00:53:28,008 --> 00:53:29,507 AND HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO RECOMMEND 1358 00:53:29,609 --> 00:53:31,276 THAT THE CITY ELIMINATE THE PARADE. 1359 00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:32,910 WHAT A JERK. 1360 00:53:33,013 --> 00:53:34,412 I TOLD YOU. 1361 00:53:42,322 --> 00:53:43,888 MORNING. 1362 00:53:47,427 --> 00:53:48,860 THANKS. 1363 00:53:50,663 --> 00:53:51,829 OKAY, LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. 1364 00:53:51,931 --> 00:53:52,998 I'M FINE. 1365 00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:54,499 STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M GOING TO FALL APART. 1366 00:53:54,601 --> 00:53:55,766 I AM FINE, REALLY. 1367 00:53:56,836 --> 00:53:58,769 NOW, WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK UNTIL THE PARADE, 1368 00:53:58,872 --> 00:54:01,172 SO EVERYONE REALLY NEEDS TO FOCUS! 1369 00:54:01,274 --> 00:54:02,540 I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN, 1370 00:54:02,642 --> 00:54:04,109 BUT LET'S GET BACK TO WORK, 1371 00:54:04,211 --> 00:54:07,312 AND LET'S PUT ON THE BEST PARADE EVER! 1372 00:54:08,815 --> 00:54:12,117 [SOBBING] 1373 00:54:12,219 --> 00:54:14,886 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT TO YOU. 1374 00:54:15,855 --> 00:54:16,754 I'M FINE. 1375 00:54:16,856 --> 00:54:19,324 I WOULDN'T BE. 1376 00:54:19,426 --> 00:54:20,791 YOU ARE REALLY STRONG. 1377 00:54:20,894 --> 00:54:22,327 THANK YOU. 1378 00:54:22,429 --> 00:54:23,161 I THINK I WOULD PROBABLY KILL MYSELF 1379 00:54:23,263 --> 00:54:24,129 IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO ME-- 1380 00:54:24,231 --> 00:54:26,131 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD GET BACK TO WORK. 1381 00:54:26,233 --> 00:54:28,733 I WOULD FEEL LIKE LIFE WASN'T WORTH LIVING. 1382 00:54:28,835 --> 00:54:31,336 I MEAN, THE DISAPPOINTMENT... 1383 00:54:31,438 --> 00:54:33,371 [GASPING BETWEEN SOBS] AND THE HUMILIATION 1384 00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:34,305 WOULD JUST BE 1385 00:54:34,408 --> 00:54:35,740 MORE THAN I COULD TAKE! 1386 00:54:35,842 --> 00:54:39,144 I SERIOUSLY WOULD FALL OVER AND DIE! 1387 00:54:39,246 --> 00:54:40,211 [SOBBING] 1388 00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:44,882 [♪♪] 1389 00:54:44,984 --> 00:54:47,152 ♪ THE REINDEER FLY 1390 00:54:47,254 --> 00:54:48,920 ♪ I WAVE GOODBYE 1391 00:54:49,022 --> 00:54:52,657 ♪ TO SANTA WITH A KISS 1392 00:54:52,759 --> 00:54:54,825 ♪ YOU BRING ME HOME 1393 00:54:54,928 --> 00:55:00,498 ♪ STORIES OF ROME PARIS AND MADRID ♪ 1394 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,400 ♪ HOW SOFTLY HE TIPTOES 1395 00:55:02,502 --> 00:55:08,639 ♪ WHEN HE RETURNS HOME AND WHISPERS, "MRS. CLAUS" ♪ 1396 00:55:08,741 --> 00:55:13,978 ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND SANTA IS MINE, HO HO ♪ 1397 00:55:14,081 --> 00:55:16,114 [♪♪] 1398 00:55:16,216 --> 00:55:17,782 ♪ THE ELVES RELAX 1399 00:55:17,884 --> 00:55:19,784 ♪ WITH GINGERBREAD SNACKS 1400 00:55:19,886 --> 00:55:23,721 ♪ AND RUDOLPH STARTS TO PRANCE 1401 00:55:23,823 --> 00:55:27,225 ♪ WE SING AND SWAY TO THE MUSIC WE PLAY ♪ 1402 00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:31,396 ♪ AS SANTA STARTS TO DANCE 1403 00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:35,266 ♪ HOW SOFTLY HE TIPTOES UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE ♪ 1404 00:55:35,368 --> 00:55:38,503 ♪ AND WHISPERS, "MRS. CLAUS" 1405 00:55:38,605 --> 00:55:43,808 ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND SANTA IS MINE, HO HO ♪ 1406 00:55:43,910 --> 00:55:46,344 [♪♪] 1407 00:56:08,101 --> 00:56:11,002 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 1408 00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:14,506 [VOICEMAIL BEEPS] 1409 00:56:14,608 --> 00:56:16,608 [BRIAN]: EMILY, PLEASE PICK UP. 1410 00:56:16,709 --> 00:56:20,111 EMILY, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD, 1411 00:56:20,213 --> 00:56:22,180 BUT I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS. 1412 00:56:22,282 --> 00:56:24,115 [SIGHS SADLY] 1413 00:56:24,217 --> 00:56:27,452 YOU'RE THE ONLY FISH IN THE SEA FOR ME. 1414 00:56:27,554 --> 00:56:29,354 [CALL DISCONNECTS] 1415 00:56:57,950 --> 00:56:59,116 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1416 00:56:59,219 --> 00:57:00,251 OH, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT. 1417 00:57:00,353 --> 00:57:02,153 OH. 1418 00:57:02,255 --> 00:57:03,954 IS THE CIRCUS IN TOWN? 1419 00:57:04,057 --> 00:57:07,392 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US? 1420 00:57:10,963 --> 00:57:15,200 [KIDS GIGGLE AND SHOUT] 1421 00:57:20,373 --> 00:57:21,906 PAUL AND I STARTED THIS PROGRAM. 1422 00:57:22,008 --> 00:57:23,140 WE DO IT EVERY YEAR. 1423 00:57:23,243 --> 00:57:24,409 SOME OF THESE KIDS ARE TOO SICK 1424 00:57:24,511 --> 00:57:26,444 TO COME TO THE PARADE, 1425 00:57:26,546 --> 00:57:28,179 SO WE BRING THE PARADE TO THEM. 1426 00:57:28,281 --> 00:57:29,980 OUR ORGANIZATION DOES EVENTS THROUGHOUT THE YEAR 1427 00:57:30,083 --> 00:57:31,349 FOR THE RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE. 1428 00:57:31,451 --> 00:57:32,883 THEY GIVE FAMILIES A PLACE TO STAY 1429 00:57:32,985 --> 00:57:34,219 WHILE THEIR CHILDREN GO THROUGH TREATMENT. 1430 00:57:34,321 --> 00:57:36,354 THAT'S REALLY NICE. 1431 00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:38,055 IT'S WHAT YOU DO FOR THE CITY YOU CALL HOME. 1432 00:57:38,157 --> 00:57:42,227 AND, NO, IT DOESN'T COST THE CITY ANY MONEY. 1433 00:57:42,329 --> 00:57:45,263 [CHUCKLING] 1434 00:58:13,593 --> 00:58:14,592 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1435 00:58:14,694 --> 00:58:16,127 HELLO? 1436 00:58:16,229 --> 00:58:17,895 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1437 00:58:17,997 --> 00:58:19,930 NEW YORK TIMES CROSSWORD PUZZLE IN INK. 1438 00:58:20,032 --> 00:58:21,132 OH, IMPRESSIVE. 1439 00:58:21,234 --> 00:58:23,134 I KNOW, RIGHT? 1440 00:58:23,236 --> 00:58:25,169 ARE THOSE YOUR ONLY PLANS FOR THE EVENING? 1441 00:58:25,272 --> 00:58:27,372 IF YOU MUST KNOW, 1442 00:58:27,474 --> 00:58:28,239 I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR, 1443 00:58:28,341 --> 00:58:29,574 EATING CHOCOLATE 1444 00:58:29,676 --> 00:58:31,108 AND PEANUT BUTTER OUT OF A JAR, 1445 00:58:31,210 --> 00:58:33,311 WATCHING "MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET." 1446 00:58:33,413 --> 00:58:34,345 NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT. 1447 00:58:34,447 --> 00:58:37,214 MM-HMM, DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT. 1448 00:58:40,287 --> 00:58:42,353 [SPORTS PLAYS ON TELEVISION] 1449 00:58:45,592 --> 00:58:48,225 [CALL RINGING] 1450 00:58:48,328 --> 00:58:50,094 [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 1451 00:58:50,196 --> 00:58:52,129 HEY, GRETCHEN. 1452 00:58:52,231 --> 00:58:55,199 I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. 1453 00:58:55,302 --> 00:58:56,834 PEOPLE REALLY DO DESERVE 1454 00:58:56,936 --> 00:58:59,937 TO HAVE EVERYTHING THEY WANT IN LIFE. 1455 00:59:00,039 --> 00:59:02,273 I'M BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND 1456 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:04,676 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SIT AROUND, 1457 00:59:04,778 --> 00:59:05,743 AT HOME, 1458 00:59:05,845 --> 00:59:07,679 AND EAT PEANUT BUTTER, 1459 00:59:07,781 --> 00:59:12,383 AND WATCH MOVIES WITH SOMEONE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT. 1460 00:59:23,062 --> 00:59:23,994 OH. 1461 00:59:24,096 --> 00:59:24,995 [CHUCKLES] 1462 00:59:25,097 --> 00:59:26,864 I TRIED NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT, 1463 00:59:26,966 --> 00:59:28,333 AND I LIKED IT. 1464 00:59:28,435 --> 00:59:29,867 [GASPING] I TOLD YOU. 1465 00:59:29,969 --> 00:59:31,101 WHAT MOVIE DID YOU WATCH? 1466 00:59:31,204 --> 00:59:32,337 BULLS GAME. 1467 00:59:32,439 --> 00:59:33,904 NUTTY SPORTS NIGHT. 1468 00:59:34,006 --> 00:59:35,807 THAT WORKS, TOO. 1469 00:59:35,908 --> 00:59:36,841 I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE. 1470 00:59:36,943 --> 00:59:38,108 COME WITH ME? 1471 00:59:38,211 --> 00:59:39,176 OH, I HAVE A MEETING WITH PAUL 1472 00:59:39,278 --> 00:59:40,478 TO GO OVER THE FINAL LINE-UP FOR THE PARADE. 1473 00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:42,347 YOU WON'T BE LATE. COME ON. 1474 00:59:42,449 --> 00:59:44,716 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME MY MEETING IS? 1475 00:59:44,818 --> 00:59:46,584 WILL YOU COME? 1476 00:59:48,154 --> 00:59:49,721 [♪♪] 1477 01:00:01,901 --> 01:00:03,668 WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 1478 01:00:03,770 --> 01:00:05,002 FACING OUR FEARS. 1479 01:00:05,104 --> 01:00:06,704 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN? 1480 01:00:06,806 --> 01:00:08,172 "TITANIC"? 1481 01:00:08,274 --> 01:00:10,608 THERE ARE NO ICEBERGS IN THE RIVER. 1482 01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:11,476 BUT IT COULD STILL SINK. 1483 01:00:11,578 --> 01:00:12,577 DOUBTFUL, 1484 01:00:12,679 --> 01:00:13,578 BUT WHAT IF IT DOES? 1485 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:14,679 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM? 1486 01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:15,546 YES. 1487 01:00:15,648 --> 01:00:16,781 WELL, THEN YOU'LL SWIM TO SHORE. 1488 01:00:16,883 --> 01:00:18,015 BUT WHAT IF... 1489 01:00:18,117 --> 01:00:19,917 OH, THIS GUY HATES ME. 1490 01:00:21,153 --> 01:00:22,052 WELCOME ABOARD! 1491 01:00:22,154 --> 01:00:23,654 CAPTAIN. 1492 01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:24,856 [MUTTERING] OH, IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY. 1493 01:00:24,957 --> 01:00:26,357 I RENTED THE BOAT FOR THE DAY. 1494 01:00:26,459 --> 01:00:27,558 THE WHOLE BOAT? 1495 01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:28,292 YUP. 1496 01:00:28,395 --> 01:00:29,260 WHY? 1497 01:00:29,362 --> 01:00:31,262 WHY NOT? 1498 01:00:31,364 --> 01:00:32,897 WHAT IF-- WHAT IF I-- 1499 01:00:32,999 --> 01:00:33,898 LOOK INTO MY EYES. 1500 01:00:34,901 --> 01:00:38,135 YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE ASKING "WHAT IF?" 1501 01:00:38,237 --> 01:00:39,904 OR YOU CAN JUST LIVE IN THE MOMENT 1502 01:00:40,006 --> 01:00:41,138 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 1503 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,206 I HAVE TICKETS 1504 01:00:42,308 --> 01:00:43,875 TO THE BULLS GAME TONIGHT, IF YOU WANT TO GO. 1505 01:00:43,976 --> 01:00:46,277 SURE. YEAH, WHY NOT? 1506 01:00:46,379 --> 01:00:47,578 GREAT. 1507 01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,946 OH. LOOK DOWN. 1508 01:00:50,550 --> 01:00:52,617 [CHUCKLES] 1509 01:00:54,521 --> 01:00:56,721 CALM. BREATHE. 1510 01:00:56,823 --> 01:00:57,889 [EXHALING] 1511 01:00:57,990 --> 01:00:58,856 NOT SO BAD. 1512 01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:00,792 SEE? 1513 01:01:00,894 --> 01:01:01,793 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 1514 01:01:01,895 --> 01:01:03,294 YEAH. OKAY. 1515 01:01:03,396 --> 01:01:04,829 OKAY, NOT SO BAD. 1516 01:01:04,931 --> 01:01:07,064 IT'S FUN, RIGHT? 1517 01:01:08,334 --> 01:01:09,534 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. 1518 01:01:09,636 --> 01:01:11,536 WHAT HAVE I BEEN SO SCARED OF? 1519 01:01:11,638 --> 01:01:12,904 [LAUGHS] 1520 01:01:13,005 --> 01:01:15,706 [♪♪] 1521 01:01:17,877 --> 01:01:19,143 THERE YOU ARE. 1522 01:01:19,245 --> 01:01:21,245 I HAVE THE SIGNED RELEASE FORMS FOR ALL OF THE PERFORMERS-- 1523 01:01:21,347 --> 01:01:22,980 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 1524 01:01:23,082 --> 01:01:24,081 IT'S ALMOST MODERN. 1525 01:01:24,183 --> 01:01:26,517 OH. I'M GOING TO THE BULLS GAME WITH HENRY. 1526 01:01:26,619 --> 01:01:27,718 OH... HA HA. 1527 01:01:27,821 --> 01:01:28,986 YOU'RE DATING HIM? 1528 01:01:29,088 --> 01:01:30,922 WHAT? NO, NOT AT ALL. 1529 01:01:31,023 --> 01:01:33,290 HE ASKED ME, AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE. 1530 01:01:33,392 --> 01:01:34,425 [LAUGHS] 1531 01:01:34,527 --> 01:01:35,993 WHAT HAPPENED TO, "STAY AWAY, HE'S DANGEROUS, 1532 01:01:36,095 --> 01:01:37,762 HE'S GOT A FIVE-DATE RULE AND HE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART." 1533 01:01:37,864 --> 01:01:39,296 THIS IS NOT A DATE. 1534 01:01:39,398 --> 01:01:40,331 THIS IS A BUSINESS, 1535 01:01:40,433 --> 01:01:42,099 SLASH FRIEND, SLASH WORK THING 1536 01:01:42,201 --> 01:01:43,000 BEFORE HE GOES AWAY, 1537 01:01:43,102 --> 01:01:44,469 AND I NEVER EVER SEE HIM AGAIN, EVER. 1538 01:01:44,571 --> 01:01:45,636 [SIGHING] EVER... 1539 01:01:45,738 --> 01:01:47,472 SOUNDS LIKE A DATE TO ME. 1540 01:01:47,574 --> 01:01:48,639 [SCOFFS] 1541 01:01:48,741 --> 01:01:51,542 THIS IS SO NOT A DATE. 1542 01:01:51,644 --> 01:01:54,378 THIS IS AN EVENING OUT WITH A CO-WORKER. 1543 01:01:54,481 --> 01:01:57,448 SO WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ON LIP GLOSS? 1544 01:02:05,859 --> 01:02:07,391 IT'S NOT A DATE. 1545 01:02:15,116 --> 01:02:16,817 [CROWD CHEERING] 1546 01:02:16,918 --> 01:02:18,218 GO, BULLS, GO! GO, BULLS, GO! 1547 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:19,185 [CHEERING] 1548 01:02:19,287 --> 01:02:21,555 WHOA-HO! YEAH. 1549 01:02:21,657 --> 01:02:23,357 THIS IS THE BULLS GAME? 1550 01:02:23,459 --> 01:02:24,891 THIS IS THE BULLS GAME. 1551 01:02:24,993 --> 01:02:26,760 THE NORTH HIGH BULLS VERSUS THE SAINTS. 1552 01:02:26,862 --> 01:02:27,927 [CHEERING] 1553 01:02:28,029 --> 01:02:30,263 WOW! HOW DID YOU GET THESE GREAT SEATS? 1554 01:02:30,366 --> 01:02:32,332 [CHEERING] 1555 01:02:32,434 --> 01:02:34,468 I KNOW A GUY WHO KNOWS A GUY. 1556 01:02:34,570 --> 01:02:35,736 [LAUGHING] 1557 01:02:35,838 --> 01:02:37,404 I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE. 1558 01:02:37,506 --> 01:02:38,271 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN BACK 1559 01:02:38,374 --> 01:02:39,506 SINCE GRADUATION. 1560 01:02:39,608 --> 01:02:40,640 YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE? 1561 01:02:40,743 --> 01:02:41,842 I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOUR PARENTS 1562 01:02:41,943 --> 01:02:45,412 WOULD HAVE SENT YOU TO SOME FANCY PRIVATE SCHOOL. 1563 01:02:45,514 --> 01:02:46,880 [CROWD JEERING AT REFEREE] 1564 01:02:48,517 --> 01:02:49,783 OH! 1565 01:02:49,885 --> 01:02:51,317 [CHUCKLING] 1566 01:02:52,954 --> 01:02:53,820 YES, YES, YES, YES... 1567 01:02:54,823 --> 01:02:55,689 AW... 1568 01:02:55,791 --> 01:02:56,723 THAT WAS A FOUL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1569 01:02:56,825 --> 01:02:57,758 MY GRANDMOTHER COULD HAVE SEEN THAT! 1570 01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:58,958 GET SOME GLASSES, REF! 1571 01:02:59,060 --> 01:03:00,360 BOO! 1572 01:03:00,462 --> 01:03:01,828 [CROWD BOOING] 1573 01:03:01,930 --> 01:03:04,464 [BOOING AND LAUGHING] 1574 01:03:08,570 --> 01:03:10,370 THAT WAS GREAT. 1575 01:03:10,472 --> 01:03:12,171 [♪♪] 1576 01:03:14,042 --> 01:03:18,111 [CHEERING] 1577 01:03:18,980 --> 01:03:19,679 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] 1578 01:03:19,782 --> 01:03:20,814 AW... 1579 01:03:20,916 --> 01:03:23,683 KISS-CAM, THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS. 1580 01:03:23,786 --> 01:03:24,684 THAT IS SO CUTE. 1581 01:03:24,787 --> 01:03:27,754 [CROWD CHANTING] KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! 1582 01:03:27,856 --> 01:03:29,456 OH... 1583 01:03:30,659 --> 01:03:32,058 I GUESS WE GOTTA... 1584 01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:32,992 IT'S A KISS-CAM. 1585 01:03:33,094 --> 01:03:33,960 IT'S JUST A KISS. 1586 01:03:34,062 --> 01:03:35,962 YEAH, OKAY. 1587 01:03:36,064 --> 01:03:38,331 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1588 01:03:38,434 --> 01:03:40,567 [♪♪] 1589 01:03:51,580 --> 01:03:53,313 UH, I THINK WE SHOULD GO. 1590 01:03:53,415 --> 01:03:54,280 YEAH. NO, NO. 1591 01:03:54,382 --> 01:03:55,949 WE SHOULD GO. 1592 01:03:57,018 --> 01:04:00,186 [CROWD CHEERING] 1593 01:04:09,064 --> 01:04:09,996 ARE YOU OKAY? 1594 01:04:10,098 --> 01:04:10,797 I'M FINE. 1595 01:04:10,899 --> 01:04:11,832 I JUST THINK IT'S REALLY GREAT 1596 01:04:11,934 --> 01:04:13,333 THAT TWO CO-WORKERS CAN SHARE A FRIENDLY KISS 1597 01:04:13,435 --> 01:04:14,400 WITHOUT IT MEANING ANYTHING, 1598 01:04:14,503 --> 01:04:15,902 OR WITHOUT IT LEADING TO ANYTHING, AT ALL. 1599 01:04:16,004 --> 01:04:17,036 YEAH, I MEAN, 1600 01:04:17,138 --> 01:04:17,871 WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHOICE IN THE MATTER AT ALL. 1601 01:04:17,973 --> 01:04:18,705 AT ALL. 1602 01:04:18,807 --> 01:04:19,673 WELL, DUH, IT WAS THE KISS CAM. 1603 01:04:19,775 --> 01:04:20,907 WE DID NOT HAVE A CHOICE. 1604 01:04:21,009 --> 01:04:22,776 DUH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. 1605 01:04:22,878 --> 01:04:24,811 YEAH, WELL, IT'S WORTH REPEATING. 1606 01:04:24,913 --> 01:04:26,079 [CAR STOPS] 1607 01:04:26,181 --> 01:04:27,881 GREAT. OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1608 01:04:27,983 --> 01:04:28,782 THAT WAS A REALLY GREAT EVENING-- 1609 01:04:28,884 --> 01:04:29,716 EMILY, I JUST WANT TO-- 1610 01:04:30,586 --> 01:04:31,718 OW. 1611 01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:33,152 [LAUGHS] 1612 01:04:37,225 --> 01:04:38,324 YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR? 1613 01:04:41,597 --> 01:04:42,896 [CHUCKLES RUEFULLY] 1614 01:04:44,733 --> 01:04:45,932 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 1615 01:04:50,005 --> 01:04:51,705 DO YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE? 1616 01:04:51,807 --> 01:04:53,507 [CHUCKLES] 1617 01:04:53,609 --> 01:04:55,341 I'VE BEEN MARRIED 16 YEARS, SIR. 1618 01:04:55,443 --> 01:04:56,910 I DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE. 1619 01:04:57,012 --> 01:04:58,378 [LAUGHS] 1620 01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:01,481 I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY WIFE THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW HER. 1621 01:05:03,685 --> 01:05:05,519 [SIGHS] 1622 01:05:05,621 --> 01:05:07,954 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS TRUE LOVE? 1623 01:05:08,056 --> 01:05:09,890 I JUST KNEW. 1624 01:05:09,992 --> 01:05:11,424 I FOUND MYSELF THINKING ABOUT HER 1625 01:05:11,527 --> 01:05:13,459 WHEN I WASN'T WITH HER. 1626 01:05:13,562 --> 01:05:14,828 IF SHE WAS THERE, I WAS HAPPY. 1627 01:05:16,197 --> 01:05:17,597 I USED TO DRIVE PAST HER HOUSE 1628 01:05:17,699 --> 01:05:18,765 LATE AT NIGHT 1629 01:05:18,867 --> 01:05:21,935 JUST TO BE CLOSE TO HER WHEN SHE SLEPT. 1630 01:05:22,037 --> 01:05:23,870 I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME AFTER OUR THIRD DATE, 1631 01:05:23,972 --> 01:05:26,072 BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY YES UNTIL OUR FIFTH. 1632 01:05:32,748 --> 01:05:35,248 DRAKE HOTEL, PLEASE. 1633 01:05:35,350 --> 01:05:38,351 [♪♪] 1634 01:05:46,662 --> 01:05:49,395 [SIGHING] 1635 01:06:00,042 --> 01:06:01,507 YOU SHOULD TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL. 1636 01:06:01,610 --> 01:06:02,876 NO, IT WAS JUST ONE KISS. 1637 01:06:02,978 --> 01:06:03,977 AND HE MADE IT CLEAR 1638 01:06:04,079 --> 01:06:05,946 HE'S NOT LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP. 1639 01:06:06,048 --> 01:06:07,246 AND HE LEAVES IN TWO DAYS. 1640 01:06:07,348 --> 01:06:09,716 WELL, NO MAN IS LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP 1641 01:06:09,818 --> 01:06:11,084 UNTIL THEY FALL IN LOVE. 1642 01:06:11,186 --> 01:06:13,653 THE RIGHT WOMAN COMES ALONG AND CHANGES EVERYTHING. 1643 01:06:14,957 --> 01:06:18,024 LOOK, YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL. 1644 01:06:18,126 --> 01:06:19,659 IF YOU DON'T TAKE A SHOT, THEN YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. 1645 01:06:19,761 --> 01:06:22,328 I TOOK A SHOT WITH BRIAN. LOOK WHERE THAT GOT ME. 1646 01:06:22,430 --> 01:06:24,163 BRIAN WASN'T THE ONE. 1647 01:06:24,265 --> 01:06:26,733 YOUR EYES NEVER LIT UP LIKE THIS WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT BRIAN. 1648 01:06:26,835 --> 01:06:28,434 I THOUGHT I LOVED HIM. 1649 01:06:30,072 --> 01:06:33,006 YOU LOVED THE IDEA OF HIM. 1650 01:06:33,108 --> 01:06:34,774 I MEAN, YOU HARDLY EVER SAW HIM. 1651 01:06:34,876 --> 01:06:36,342 HE WAS GONE MORE THAN HE WAS HOME. 1652 01:06:36,444 --> 01:06:39,746 WE SKYPED OUR RELATIONSHIP FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. 1653 01:06:39,848 --> 01:06:42,682 I THINK I LOVED IN FIVE-MINUTE INTERVALS. 1654 01:06:42,784 --> 01:06:44,217 EXACTLY. 1655 01:06:44,319 --> 01:06:45,351 TELL HENRY HOW YOU FEEL. 1656 01:06:45,453 --> 01:06:47,420 TOO RISKY. 1657 01:06:47,522 --> 01:06:49,188 I ALREADY HAD MY HEART BROKEN ONCE THIS MONTH. 1658 01:06:49,290 --> 01:06:51,457 I'M NOT SURE A HEART CAN BE BROKEN TWICE IN ONE MONTH 1659 01:06:51,559 --> 01:06:53,093 WITHOUT BREAKING FOR GOOD. 1660 01:06:54,730 --> 01:06:56,562 EVERY RELATIONSHIP NEEDS A HERO. 1661 01:06:56,665 --> 01:06:58,431 OKAY, THAT ONE PERSON 1662 01:06:58,533 --> 01:07:01,001 WHO STANDS UP AND TAKES A CHANCE AND PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE LINE. 1663 01:07:01,103 --> 01:07:03,269 LOOK, I'M NOT JUST GOING TO GO OVER TO HIS HOTEL ROOM 1664 01:07:03,371 --> 01:07:05,271 AND KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND SAY, "SURPRISE! 1665 01:07:05,373 --> 01:07:06,405 "I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING. 1666 01:07:06,508 --> 01:07:07,473 "I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, 1667 01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:08,374 AND WE SHOULD FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS..." 1668 01:07:08,476 --> 01:07:10,309 YOU SHOULD TAKE A CHANCE. 1669 01:07:10,411 --> 01:07:12,145 BE HIS SOFT PLACE TO FALL. 1670 01:07:13,515 --> 01:07:15,048 WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT? 1671 01:07:15,150 --> 01:07:17,784 DR. PHIL. 1672 01:07:17,886 --> 01:07:20,486 [LAUGHING] 1673 01:07:22,490 --> 01:07:23,456 I THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND SAY HELLO. 1674 01:07:23,558 --> 01:07:25,391 AND I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 1675 01:07:25,493 --> 01:07:26,993 AND THOUGHT I'D STOP BY, AND, YOU KNOW, 1676 01:07:27,095 --> 01:07:30,496 WHAT THE HECK, THROW MYSELF AT YOU. 1677 01:07:30,598 --> 01:07:31,631 I KNOW YOU SAID 1678 01:07:31,733 --> 01:07:33,099 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, 1679 01:07:33,201 --> 01:07:37,203 BUT STILL I FIGURED I'D GIVE IT A SHOT. 1680 01:07:37,305 --> 01:07:39,539 [VOICE OVER INTERCOM]: MA'AM ARE YOU OKAY? 1681 01:07:39,641 --> 01:07:40,974 WHO IS THAT? 1682 01:07:41,076 --> 01:07:42,142 HOTEL SECURITY. 1683 01:07:42,243 --> 01:07:43,109 WE MONITOR THE ELEVATORS. 1684 01:07:43,211 --> 01:07:44,711 I'M JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE OKAY. 1685 01:07:44,813 --> 01:07:47,580 I'M FINE, THANKS. 1686 01:07:47,683 --> 01:07:49,482 ALL RIGHT. 1687 01:07:49,584 --> 01:07:50,583 [MUTTERING] MA'AM? 1688 01:08:01,196 --> 01:08:02,261 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1689 01:08:10,906 --> 01:08:13,506 SORRY, I THINK I HAVE THE WRONG ROOM. 1690 01:08:13,608 --> 01:08:14,808 I'M LOOKING FOR HENRY WILLIAMS' ROOM. 1691 01:08:14,910 --> 01:08:16,375 OH, THIS IS HIS ROOM. 1692 01:08:16,477 --> 01:08:17,476 I THINK HE'S IN THE SHOWER. 1693 01:08:17,579 --> 01:08:19,545 CAN I HELP YOU? 1694 01:08:19,647 --> 01:08:20,379 WHO ARE YOU? 1695 01:08:20,481 --> 01:08:21,981 HIS GIRLFRIEND. 1696 01:08:22,084 --> 01:08:24,117 MY NAME'S GRETCHEN. 1697 01:08:25,987 --> 01:08:27,420 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 1698 01:08:27,522 --> 01:08:28,588 I WORK WITH HIM. 1699 01:08:29,691 --> 01:08:30,957 I JUST CAME BY TO TELL HIM 1700 01:08:31,059 --> 01:08:32,726 THAT EVERYTHING IS SET FOR THE MEETING TODAY... 1701 01:08:33,729 --> 01:08:35,494 AT THE OFFICE WHERE WE WORK... 1702 01:08:35,597 --> 01:08:36,562 TOGETHER AS CO-WORKERS. 1703 01:08:36,664 --> 01:08:38,164 OKAY. 1704 01:08:38,266 --> 01:08:40,066 SO I WILL TELL HIM THAT AT THE OFFICE. 1705 01:08:40,168 --> 01:08:41,634 OKAY. 1706 01:08:46,274 --> 01:08:48,341 [KNOCKING] 1707 01:08:58,954 --> 01:09:00,019 GRETCHEN? 1708 01:09:01,256 --> 01:09:02,421 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1709 01:09:02,523 --> 01:09:04,758 I GOT YOUR MESSAGE AND I HOPPED ON A PLANE. 1710 01:09:05,627 --> 01:09:07,426 I'M HERE TO SHARE YOUR LIFE 1711 01:09:07,528 --> 01:09:09,729 AND YOUR NUTTY MOVIES AND YOUR PEANUT BUTTER. 1712 01:09:10,766 --> 01:09:11,631 WHAT? 1713 01:09:11,733 --> 01:09:14,700 YOU CALLED AND SAID YOU WERE SORRY. 1714 01:09:15,937 --> 01:09:17,036 I-I WAS, AND I AM. 1715 01:09:17,139 --> 01:09:18,238 I JUST... 1716 01:09:18,339 --> 01:09:19,305 DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. 1717 01:09:19,407 --> 01:09:22,508 I'M HERE BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO COME. 1718 01:09:23,945 --> 01:09:25,945 NOT IN THOSE WORDS, 1719 01:09:26,047 --> 01:09:28,381 BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE SORRY, 1720 01:09:28,483 --> 01:09:31,050 AND THAT YOU WERE BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND 1721 01:09:31,153 --> 01:09:33,686 WHAT A RELATIONSHIP COULD BE. 1722 01:09:38,593 --> 01:09:40,894 GRETCHEN... 1723 01:09:40,996 --> 01:09:42,095 THIS IS MY FAULT. 1724 01:09:43,765 --> 01:09:44,898 [GASPING] 1725 01:09:45,967 --> 01:09:48,001 YOU DIDN'T MEAN ME. 1726 01:10:09,490 --> 01:10:12,525 WELL, THIS IS IT, EVERYONE! 1727 01:10:12,627 --> 01:10:14,727 TOMORROW IS THE PARADE. 1728 01:10:14,830 --> 01:10:18,031 I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE OUR BEST YEAR EVER! 1729 01:10:18,133 --> 01:10:20,099 [CELL PHONE WARBLES] 1730 01:10:20,202 --> 01:10:22,768 UM...EXCUSE ME. 1731 01:10:22,871 --> 01:10:24,503 [CLEARING THROAT] 1732 01:10:25,473 --> 01:10:26,472 ARE YOU OKAY? 1733 01:10:27,742 --> 01:10:29,242 FINE. 1734 01:10:30,312 --> 01:10:31,711 GOOD. 1735 01:10:31,813 --> 01:10:33,313 'CAUSE I GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 1736 01:10:33,414 --> 01:10:36,449 APPARENTLY, THE SANTA YOU CHOSE BACKED OUT. 1737 01:10:38,419 --> 01:10:39,352 WELL, CHOOSE ONE OF THE OTHERS. 1738 01:10:39,454 --> 01:10:40,419 ME? 1739 01:10:40,521 --> 01:10:41,454 NO, 1740 01:10:41,556 --> 01:10:44,057 I-I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT DECISION. 1741 01:10:44,159 --> 01:10:45,725 YOU SAID THAT THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE PARADE. 1742 01:10:45,827 --> 01:10:46,726 YOU SAID THAT-- 1743 01:10:46,828 --> 01:10:48,328 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 1744 01:10:48,429 --> 01:10:50,196 IT'S JUST ANOTHER STUPID SANTA CLAUS. 1745 01:11:00,308 --> 01:11:01,607 BRIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1746 01:11:01,709 --> 01:11:03,042 EMILY, I HAD TO COME. 1747 01:11:03,144 --> 01:11:05,411 YOU WOULDN'T ANSWER MY PHONE CALLS. 1748 01:11:05,513 --> 01:11:08,181 THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SAY. 1749 01:11:08,283 --> 01:11:09,615 EMILY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 1750 01:11:09,717 --> 01:11:10,583 I... 1751 01:11:10,685 --> 01:11:12,852 AM PRETTY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 1752 01:11:12,954 --> 01:11:14,153 EMILY! 1753 01:11:17,425 --> 01:11:20,093 WHEN I MET YOU, MY LIFE BEGAN. 1754 01:11:21,429 --> 01:11:22,962 THE LAST FIVE YEARS 1755 01:11:23,064 --> 01:11:26,933 HAVE BEEN FILLED WITH HAPPINESS AND JOY. 1756 01:11:30,205 --> 01:11:32,005 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1757 01:11:32,107 --> 01:11:34,040 SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO. 1758 01:11:37,279 --> 01:11:40,246 YOU'RE AS RARE AS A GRAY PEARL IN AN ITALIAN OYSTER. 1759 01:11:40,348 --> 01:11:41,414 OH, PLEASE. 1760 01:11:47,989 --> 01:11:49,522 IF I DON'T TAKE THIS CHANCE WITH YOU NOW, 1761 01:11:49,624 --> 01:11:51,424 I MIGHT REGRET IT FOREVER. 1762 01:11:52,827 --> 01:11:56,729 EMILY, I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. 1763 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,466 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1764 01:12:00,568 --> 01:12:02,168 EMILY, DON'T DO THIS. 1765 01:12:03,038 --> 01:12:04,237 WHY NOT? 1766 01:12:04,339 --> 01:12:05,405 HE LOVES ME. 1767 01:12:05,506 --> 01:12:06,439 HE LOVES YOU-- HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT YOU. 1768 01:12:06,541 --> 01:12:07,673 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! 1769 01:12:07,775 --> 01:12:08,741 WHO IS THIS GUY? 1770 01:12:08,843 --> 01:12:11,044 HE'S SOMEBODY THAT I WORK WITH. 1771 01:12:11,146 --> 01:12:13,146 YES, BRIAN, I WILL MARRY YOU. 1772 01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:17,483 [BRIAN GASPING IN JOY] 1773 01:12:24,792 --> 01:12:26,659 [LAUGHING IN DELIGHT] 1774 01:12:27,695 --> 01:12:29,128 AW... 1775 01:12:29,230 --> 01:12:30,496 [EVERYONE APPLAUDS] 1776 01:12:33,634 --> 01:12:35,301 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 1777 01:12:35,403 --> 01:12:38,237 BECAUSE I'M SO HAPPY. 1778 01:12:38,340 --> 01:12:39,372 OH. 1779 01:12:44,577 --> 01:12:46,010 AND HERE ARE THE KEYS TO THE APARTMENT 1780 01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:47,344 AND GARAGE. 1781 01:12:47,447 --> 01:12:48,946 I'VE TRANSFERRED EVERYTHING INTO YOUR NAME FOR THE SUBLET. 1782 01:12:49,048 --> 01:12:51,081 YOU'RE PAID UP FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS, 1783 01:12:51,183 --> 01:12:52,583 AND THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH 1784 01:12:52,685 --> 01:12:54,084 FOR DOING THIS, JACQUELYN. 1785 01:12:54,186 --> 01:12:55,453 ARE YOU KIDDING! 1786 01:12:55,555 --> 01:12:57,655 YOUR PLACE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE. 1787 01:12:57,757 --> 01:12:59,023 I BOUGHT, LIKE, A HUNDRED CANS OF CAT FOOD, 1788 01:12:59,125 --> 01:12:59,924 AND I USUALLY FEED THEM IN THE MORNING 1789 01:13:00,026 --> 01:13:01,726 RIGHT BEFORE I GO TO WORK. 1790 01:13:01,828 --> 01:13:04,228 I WILL FEED THEM. 1791 01:13:04,330 --> 01:13:07,164 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? 1792 01:13:07,266 --> 01:13:08,165 YES. 1793 01:13:08,267 --> 01:13:09,400 I'M SO HAPPY. 1794 01:13:09,502 --> 01:13:10,835 THIS IS WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED. 1795 01:13:10,937 --> 01:13:12,002 ALWAYS. 1796 01:14:01,053 --> 01:14:02,019 [SIGHS] 1797 01:14:18,938 --> 01:14:21,806 [DIALING PHONES] 1798 01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:24,876 [HANGING UP] 1799 01:14:32,318 --> 01:14:34,318 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPS] 1800 01:14:37,456 --> 01:14:38,956 [SIGHS] 1801 01:14:43,730 --> 01:14:48,332 [ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING] 1802 01:15:00,013 --> 01:15:01,646 [BECKONING TO CATS] 1803 01:15:05,852 --> 01:15:07,151 [MEOWS] 1804 01:15:16,495 --> 01:15:18,896 [♪♪] 1805 01:15:24,170 --> 01:15:25,903 ♪ S'NO PROBLEM 1806 01:15:26,005 --> 01:15:27,371 ♪ S'NO WORRIES 1807 01:15:27,473 --> 01:15:30,808 ♪ IN THE FORECAST THERE'LL BE FLURRIES ♪ 1808 01:15:30,910 --> 01:15:38,449 ♪ WE'LL BE SURROUNDED BY MOUNTAINS OF WHITE ♪ 1809 01:15:38,551 --> 01:15:41,819 ♪ S'NO ISSUE S'NO REASON ♪ 1810 01:15:41,921 --> 01:15:44,254 ♪ S'NO QUESTION 'TIS THE SEASON... ♪ 1811 01:15:44,356 --> 01:15:45,990 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, EMILY. 1812 01:15:46,092 --> 01:15:47,925 WE'RE REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU AROUND HERE. 1813 01:15:48,027 --> 01:15:49,359 WHO IS GOING TO CARE ABOUT THE PARADE 1814 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:50,394 AS MUCH AS YOU DO? 1815 01:15:50,496 --> 01:15:52,429 I'M GOING TO MISS IT MORE THAN I CAN SAY. 1816 01:15:52,531 --> 01:15:53,931 WELL, WE GOT THE REPORT FROM HENRY. 1817 01:15:54,033 --> 01:15:57,068 HE SAYS WE COULD MAKE MORE MONEY BY CHARGING FOR THE PARADE, 1818 01:15:57,169 --> 01:15:58,302 RAISING THE FEE FOR SPONSORS, 1819 01:15:58,404 --> 01:16:00,537 AND TAKING A FEE FROM ALL THE BUSINESSES IN THE AREA 1820 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,172 WHO PROFIT FROM THE PARADE. 1821 01:16:02,274 --> 01:16:04,642 BUT... 1822 01:16:04,744 --> 01:16:10,347 IT'S HIS RECOMMENDATION THAT WE DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING. 1823 01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:12,216 THAT'S REALLY GREAT. 1824 01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:13,718 AS YOU'VE ALWAYS SAID, 1825 01:16:13,820 --> 01:16:17,154 THE JOY AND GOODWILL THE PARADE GENERATES FOR THE CITY 1826 01:16:17,256 --> 01:16:19,189 CAN'T BE MEASURED IN MONEY. 1827 01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:20,224 IT'S PRICELESS. 1828 01:16:22,461 --> 01:16:23,560 THAT'S REALLY GREAT. 1829 01:16:23,663 --> 01:16:24,729 THE MAYOR IS THRILLED. 1830 01:16:24,831 --> 01:16:26,296 THE HACKET DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION, 1831 01:16:26,398 --> 01:16:28,198 CITING THEIR APPRECIATION FOR THE PARADE, 1832 01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:30,467 BOUGHT A PIECE OF PROPERTY TO BUILD AND FUND 1833 01:16:30,569 --> 01:16:32,269 A NEW RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE. 1834 01:16:32,371 --> 01:16:33,704 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 1835 01:16:33,806 --> 01:16:34,772 YES. 1836 01:16:34,874 --> 01:16:36,674 IT'S AN OLD BOOK STORE OVER ON MAIN STREET. 1837 01:16:36,776 --> 01:16:38,275 THE NEW OWNER WAS GOING TO TEAR IT DOWN 1838 01:16:38,377 --> 01:16:39,476 AND PUT UP A RETAIL SHOP-- 1839 01:16:39,578 --> 01:16:40,745 HEY PAUL! 1840 01:16:40,847 --> 01:16:43,447 PAUL, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 1841 01:16:43,549 --> 01:16:46,416 EXCUSE ME. 1842 01:16:46,519 --> 01:16:49,219 A BOOK STORE? 1843 01:16:55,628 --> 01:16:57,128 WHERE TO, MR. WILLIAMS? 1844 01:16:57,229 --> 01:16:59,130 THE AIRPORT. 1845 01:17:01,668 --> 01:17:02,499 YES, SIR. 1846 01:17:02,601 --> 01:17:05,202 [BAND PLAYING] 1847 01:17:05,304 --> 01:17:08,205 WELCOME TO THE CHICAGO THANKSGIVING PARADE! 1848 01:17:10,677 --> 01:17:11,942 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1849 01:17:18,184 --> 01:17:20,084 TELL THE MAYOR'S FLOAT TO SLOW DOWN. 1850 01:17:20,186 --> 01:17:23,054 ELMO WAS STUCK IN A TREE AND HE'S JUST NOW CATCHING UP. 1851 01:17:28,294 --> 01:17:30,561 "BERESFORD..." 1852 01:17:32,165 --> 01:17:33,397 I'M SORRY, EXCUSE ME. I'M JUST GONNA... 1853 01:17:33,499 --> 01:17:34,231 THANKS. 1854 01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,434 THERE SHE IS! 1855 01:17:37,536 --> 01:17:38,869 [CROWD CHEERING AND SHOUTING] 1856 01:17:38,971 --> 01:17:40,404 WHOA...! 1857 01:17:40,506 --> 01:17:42,006 EXCUSE ME, 1858 01:17:42,108 --> 01:17:44,441 CAN YOU TELL ME WHO OWNS THE PENTHOUSE? 1859 01:17:44,543 --> 01:17:45,375 THE PENTHOUSE IS OWNED 1860 01:17:45,477 --> 01:17:47,211 BY THE HACKET DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION. 1861 01:17:47,313 --> 01:17:48,746 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THEY'VE OWNED IT? 1862 01:17:48,848 --> 01:17:50,815 OH, SIX OR SEVEN YEARS, I THINK. 1863 01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:52,983 WAS THERE A WILLIAMS FAMILY THAT LIVED THERE? 1864 01:17:53,086 --> 01:17:55,519 NOT IN THE LAST 30 YEARS. 1865 01:17:55,621 --> 01:17:57,254 THE SUMNER FAMILY LIVED HERE FOR 25 YEARS 1866 01:17:57,356 --> 01:17:58,989 BEFORE HACKET BOUGHT IT. 1867 01:17:59,092 --> 01:18:00,825 AND THE KIDS ARE STILL UP THERE 1868 01:18:00,927 --> 01:18:02,326 IF YOU WANT TO GO UP. 1869 01:18:02,428 --> 01:18:03,994 WHAT KIDS? 1870 01:18:04,097 --> 01:18:06,496 WELL, THE SUMNER FAMILY OPENED ITS DOORS 1871 01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:08,498 TO THE ORPHAN KIDS WHO LIVE IN THE COVINGTON HOUSE 1872 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:09,499 EVERY YEAR, 1873 01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:11,168 SO THEY COULD WATCH THE PARADE. 1874 01:18:11,270 --> 01:18:12,369 ORPHANS? 1875 01:18:12,471 --> 01:18:13,337 YES. 1876 01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:14,438 THE HACKET DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION 1877 01:18:14,540 --> 01:18:16,774 HAS KEPT UP THE TRADITION. 1878 01:18:24,350 --> 01:18:25,282 "HACKET DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION?" 1879 01:18:25,384 --> 01:18:31,021 "HENRY HACKET WILLIAMS?" 1880 01:18:31,124 --> 01:18:32,456 HENRY WAS AN ORPHAN. 1881 01:18:38,530 --> 01:18:42,233 [KIDS LAUGHING] 1882 01:18:44,871 --> 01:18:47,104 [♪♪] 1883 01:19:32,318 --> 01:19:34,651 ARE YOU ENJOYING THE PARADE? 1884 01:19:36,255 --> 01:19:36,987 AH. 1885 01:19:37,089 --> 01:19:38,455 [LAUGHS] 1886 01:19:39,192 --> 01:19:41,926 THE PARADE IS, UH... 1887 01:19:42,028 --> 01:19:42,827 IT'S AMAZING. 1888 01:19:44,063 --> 01:19:45,796 YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 1889 01:19:45,898 --> 01:19:47,064 THANK YOU. 1890 01:19:47,166 --> 01:19:50,467 DID YOU SEE THE GIANT FLYING ELEPHANT BALLOON? 1891 01:19:50,569 --> 01:19:52,336 YES. 1892 01:19:52,438 --> 01:19:53,503 IT WAS AMAZING. 1893 01:19:55,141 --> 01:19:57,574 THERE WAS NO GIANT FLYING ELEPHANT BALLOON. 1894 01:19:58,878 --> 01:20:00,477 I'M SORRY. 1895 01:20:00,579 --> 01:20:02,146 I'M A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED WITH WORK. 1896 01:20:02,248 --> 01:20:03,113 YOU UNDERSTAND. 1897 01:20:03,216 --> 01:20:05,049 TELL ME WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT ME. 1898 01:20:06,219 --> 01:20:07,084 WHAT? 1899 01:20:07,186 --> 01:20:10,087 WHY DO I LOVE THE PARADE? 1900 01:20:10,189 --> 01:20:11,956 WHY DO I WEAR VINTAGE? 1901 01:20:13,659 --> 01:20:16,093 BECAUSE YOU'RE... QUIRKY 1902 01:20:16,195 --> 01:20:17,261 AND ODD. 1903 01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:20,831 AND-AND THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I LOVE YOU. 1904 01:20:20,933 --> 01:20:23,334 WHY DO I EAT AT JIM'S? 1905 01:20:25,004 --> 01:20:26,636 BECAUSE YOU LOVE PIZZA? 1906 01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:29,673 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME. 1907 01:20:29,775 --> 01:20:30,941 YES, I DO. 1908 01:20:31,043 --> 01:20:33,377 I KNOW YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED AND I'M GIVING YOU THAT. 1909 01:20:33,479 --> 01:20:36,280 YOU'RE GIVING ME THAT? 1910 01:20:36,382 --> 01:20:38,015 THAT'S WHY WERE GETTING MARRIED? 1911 01:20:38,117 --> 01:20:40,150 YES. 1912 01:20:40,253 --> 01:20:41,886 I'M WILLING TO DO THAT FOR YOU. 1913 01:20:41,988 --> 01:20:43,487 THAT SAYS SOMETHING. 1914 01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:46,023 I AGREE, 1915 01:20:46,125 --> 01:20:49,659 BUT I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU, 1916 01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:52,396 AND I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU. 1917 01:20:52,498 --> 01:20:54,431 WHAT? 1918 01:20:54,533 --> 01:20:56,666 ARE YOU CRAZY? 1919 01:20:58,137 --> 01:21:01,772 DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M OFFERING YOU? 1920 01:21:01,874 --> 01:21:03,540 I'M OFFERING YOU A CHANCE 1921 01:21:03,642 --> 01:21:06,743 TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD WITH ME, 1922 01:21:06,845 --> 01:21:09,746 A MARINE BIOLOGIST! 1923 01:21:09,848 --> 01:21:11,481 MOST WOMEN WOULD KILL FOR THIS. 1924 01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:14,251 WELL THEN, I GUESS I'M NOT MOST WOMEN. 1925 01:21:15,354 --> 01:21:17,521 GOODBYE, BRIAN. 1926 01:21:23,129 --> 01:21:24,628 [DONNA]: EMILY, WHERE ARE YOU? 1927 01:21:24,730 --> 01:21:26,063 I'M HERE, WHAT'S WRONG? 1928 01:21:26,165 --> 01:21:27,597 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1929 01:21:27,699 --> 01:21:29,666 SORRY, I GOT SIDE-TRACKED. 1930 01:21:29,768 --> 01:21:30,834 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 1931 01:21:30,937 --> 01:21:32,102 [SHEEPISH] I'M SORRY, I DID THE BEST I COULD. 1932 01:21:32,204 --> 01:21:33,070 WHAT? 1933 01:21:33,172 --> 01:21:34,805 I COULDN'T FIND A SANTA! 1934 01:21:34,907 --> 01:21:36,407 WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME, DONNA, 1935 01:21:36,508 --> 01:21:37,607 THERE'S NO SANTA? 1936 01:21:37,709 --> 01:21:39,944 [SANTA CHUCKLING] HO, HO, HO! 1937 01:21:40,046 --> 01:21:42,012 HO, HO, HO! 1938 01:21:42,114 --> 01:21:43,948 HELLO! 1939 01:21:44,050 --> 01:21:46,116 HELLO! 1940 01:21:46,218 --> 01:21:47,617 HO, HO, HO! 1941 01:21:47,719 --> 01:21:48,986 HI, SANTA! 1942 01:21:49,088 --> 01:21:49,987 HO, HO, HO, HO! 1943 01:21:50,089 --> 01:21:51,155 HO, HO, HO... 1944 01:21:51,257 --> 01:21:54,258 EMILY, ARE YOU THERE? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? 1945 01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,160 HO, HO, HO, HO! 1946 01:21:56,262 --> 01:21:58,028 HENRY? 1947 01:21:59,131 --> 01:22:00,831 SANTA, OVER HERE! 1948 01:22:00,933 --> 01:22:02,766 COME ON. 1949 01:22:09,508 --> 01:22:10,574 [CHUCKLES] 1950 01:22:11,710 --> 01:22:12,709 WHERE'S BRIAN? 1951 01:22:12,811 --> 01:22:15,212 BRIAN DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME. 1952 01:22:15,314 --> 01:22:16,813 I'M NOT GOING WITH HIM. 1953 01:22:18,117 --> 01:22:19,316 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 1954 01:22:19,418 --> 01:22:22,419 ARE YOU REALLY THE HACKET DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION? 1955 01:22:23,422 --> 01:22:24,554 I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT 1956 01:22:24,656 --> 01:22:25,990 TO GIVE BACK TO THE CITY THAT RAISED YOU. 1957 01:22:27,059 --> 01:22:28,158 WHERE'S GRETCHEN? 1958 01:22:28,260 --> 01:22:29,193 GRETCHEN? 1959 01:22:29,295 --> 01:22:30,394 I WENT TO YOUR ROOM TO SEE YOU, 1960 01:22:30,496 --> 01:22:31,895 AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1961 01:22:31,998 --> 01:22:33,530 NO, SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. 1962 01:22:33,632 --> 01:22:35,099 SHE'S NOT? 1963 01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:36,066 NO. 1964 01:22:36,168 --> 01:22:38,869 WE BROKE UP BEFORE I EVEN MET YOU. 1965 01:22:38,971 --> 01:22:41,005 EMILY, I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1966 01:22:43,109 --> 01:22:46,110 I CAME BACK TO TELL YOU THAT AND I ENDED UP IN A SANTA SUIT. 1967 01:22:47,279 --> 01:22:48,712 I CAME BACK 1968 01:22:48,814 --> 01:22:52,216 TO HAVE THANKSGIVING DINNER AT JIM'S WITH YOU, AND... 1969 01:22:52,318 --> 01:22:54,451 AND TO ASK YOU TO MARRY ME. 1970 01:22:56,155 --> 01:22:56,753 YOU DID? 1971 01:22:56,855 --> 01:22:58,955 YES, I DID. 1972 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:01,925 YO QUIERO. 1973 01:23:02,028 --> 01:23:04,395 YO QUIERO? YOU DO? 1974 01:23:04,497 --> 01:23:05,562 I DO. 1975 01:23:05,664 --> 01:23:07,197 [LAUGHING] 1976 01:23:07,299 --> 01:23:08,399 THIS IS IT. 1977 01:23:08,501 --> 01:23:09,666 THIS IS WHAT? 1978 01:23:10,669 --> 01:23:12,869 THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 1979 01:23:15,274 --> 01:23:18,075 ♪ LET'S GET SNOWED IN TOGETHER 1980 01:23:18,177 --> 01:23:21,811 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT THAT GLOW 1981 01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:25,282 ♪ LET'S BLAME IT ON THE WEATHER ♪ 1982 01:23:25,384 --> 01:23:28,952 ♪ BRING ON THE SNOW 1983 01:23:29,055 --> 01:23:32,523 ♪ THERE'S NO QUESTION 'TIS THE SEASON ♪ 1984 01:23:32,624 --> 01:23:38,595 ♪ WHEN EVERYTHING GETS SO FESTIVE AND BRIGHT ♪ 1985 01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:45,369 [♪♪] 1985 01:23:46,305 --> 01:24:46,443 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 131219

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