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And the repeater'�s okay. The antenna'�s working.
Could be the contacts.
We should go up.
Mario?
Come on!
We'�ve lost the signal again!
Where the fuck are we?
What about Johannes? Isn'�t he coming?
Yeah. He told me he was.
Yeah, but he wants to make a grand entrance.
Yeah, if he'�s lucky enough to find it.
Where'�s that damn turnoff?
What does the GPS say?
Nothing at all. No signal.
Guys, look at that camper.
Let'�s stop and ask them.
No.
No.
Yes?
I can'�t talk right now. I'�ll call you back.
Okay.
Well, thanks for your help. Much appreciated.
What an asshole.
Did you get a good look at them?
They didn'�t look like campers to me.
So what do we do about the turnoff?
Keep going or turn back?
- Turn back! - Keep going!
Finally! Here'�s the turnoff.
Wow! How beautiful!
I didn'�t know it was so big.
It'�s great, yeah.
- Wow! - It'�s huge.
This isn'�t a house. It'�s a...
It'�s a family villa!
A family villa.
It'�s just a summer residence.
My grandparents bought it in the '�30s, I think.
Didn'�t I tell you I'�m rich?
It'�s beautiful!
I want a room all to myself.
You are lucky Johannes isn'�t here.
Otherwise, you'�d be in trouble.
- Thanks, David. - Oh!
I have such a great reputation.
I knew we'�d find you here.
Yeah, but no more.
I get the feeling it'�s better
not knowing what your friends think about you.
I'�ve always considered you an idiot.
- Okay. - A cute idiot.
Okay.
And at dinner, we should play the game where everyone says
what they really think of the others.
Okay, guys. Can we go?
I mean, we have a lot of work to do.
Do you need help?
Mama?
Hi.
Yes, we just arrived.
What? I can'�t hear you.
Mama?
And you two? Where did you two meet?
Uh, at his first exhibition.
Yeah, it was his first personal show.
You an artist, too?
Me? No, no, no, no.
I was just there for the vegan appetizers.
I'�m a personal trainer.
It shows.
And you?
And what about you, Sylvie?
Are you still studying or...
Yeah, when I have time.
But there'�s too much living to do.
Oh, yeah. I can imagine.
Happy fucking flowers, Happy fucking trees.
Happy to be happy just to be a fucking dream.
Happy fucking flowers...
Hey, guys.
Where are you?
Something'�s wrong.
Now what?
You know what you are?
You'�re a Nazi!
Mmm.
Guys? This sauce is gonna be legendary!
There'�s nothing like blowing your own trumpet.
Yeah, everyone knows that it'�s the cooking
of the pasta that counts the most, eh?
- Sylvie? - Yeah?
Are you helping me or what?
Oh, oh!
It feels like we'�ve gone back in time
to our place on the Ramblas.
We always felt great.
Aw, come on. Let'�s not spoil the dream.
We have changed so much.
It'�s incredible, isn'�t it?
Mmm?
It wasn'�t always incredible.
Spanish TV sucked!
They didn'�t have one decent series.
And you should know. You stayed home all the time.
Yeah, to study.
Yeah, once again, you were the only one.
No, not the only one. Christine was the same.
She'�d be gone all afternoon.
Which library did you go to?
- Breaking news- - Quiet, guys.
Listen to this.
The hunt continues on for Armando Spadoni
who last night escaped from
Grattazze'�s high-security prison,
and maybe his killing spree has already begun.
In the forest surrounding the prison,
the bodies of two tourists have been found.
Carl Judge and Paul Marcello
have both been horribly disfigured.
We interrupt this program with breaking news.
Armando Spadoni, serving life for multiple homicides,
has this morning escaped Grattazze'�s
high-security prison.
Anybody who has seen suspicious persons, please inform police.
Spadoni is sadly known for-
The police have so far not commented on
if Spadoni is the actual culprit...
Shit.
Now what?
Isn'�t Grattazze'�s right here?
I'�ll stand guard first.
Yeah, and we'�ll barricade the windows with sandbags.
I wonder what is really going on.
Guys, it'�s always like this!
Every time the media bangs on about something,
it means that there'�s something else that'�s happening
and they don'�t want you to know what it is!
And it could be something far more serious like,
I don'�t know, a war?
Maybe, or yeah, a Wall Street crash?
Or an experiment that maybe they'�re trying to-
They who? They who? They who?
The CIA? FBI?
Spectre?
Oh!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Hey, come on.
Chill.
The lights just went out.
Yeah, for no fucking reason!
Oh, my God! The escaped prisoner!
Hey, guys, it'�s an old house.
Who knows how old the wiring is?
All right, look.
Where'�s the main switch?
Uh, I think downstairs next to the boiler.
Of course!
That means going down there in the dark!
No, it doesn'�t.
Okay, who'�s coming?
How big is this fucking place?
And where the hell is that switch?
He said it'�s by the boiler.
Yeah? And where'�s the boiler?
- Hm? - I don'�t know.
Found it.
All right, everybody. Two minutes, then I strain it.
First come, first served.
What'�s taking them so long?
Hey! Everything okay down there?
Oh!
- Assholes! - You idiots!
Aw, come on. It was a joke!
And it worked, too!
I'�ve always dreamed of doing that.
It'�s a classic.
Mm, it'�s ready!
Guys, it'�s official.
Johannes is a jerk.
But his sauce is out of this world.
That'�s why he always went out with Italian girls.
And the English and the Danish.
Love in the kitchen.
Pity the pasta is not al dente.
She'�s right.
Then tonight I'�ll have to show her what al dente
really is in bed, you know.
Guys, please. Not while we'�re eating, okay?
Hm?
What was that?
Oh, stop it.
It wasn'�t funny the first time.
No, really.
I swear.
I saw a shadow.
Yes, she'�s right!
I just saw something, too.
Don'�t get too close!
Come on, there'�s no one out there.
Yeah, no one.
- Oh! - Ah!
Who are you?
Lionel.
What'�s the fugitive'�s name?
Why? You think he'�s gonna introduce himself?
No, guys. Lionel.
I spoke to him on the phone. He'�s a sort of caretaker.
Lionel, come in.
You scared the shit out of us.
We thought you were the escaped psycho!
There'�s a far greater danger.
You see?
You have to get out of here or you will die.
They'�re coming, the horseflies.
Horseflies?
Huge, fucking, flying,
gaping, fucking mouths.
The first to come are the scouts usually in pairs
followed closely by the whole fucking swarm.
Um, excuse me, but where does your
scientific know-how come from?
Where did you read it?
You'�re not gonna read about this sort of thing in nature, son.
I'�ve been in India for almost six months
and the only reason I survived
was because somebody told me what to do.
First, no way must they get into the house.
Because if they do,
you are f-u-k-t,
fucked unless there'�s lots of water.
They stay away from things like streams, rivers.
Excuse me. What kind of animal is that?
And what have you been smoking?
Only good wicky-wacky.
Wicky-wacky?
Good shit.
Don'�t.
Well, if you need something, call me.
And no offense taken, I'�ve gotten over worse.
Goodnight.
Anyway, if you ask me, he was tripping on acid.
Yeah, he'�s weird.
Yea, I'�ll say..
But the guy works hard and he takes care of this house.
He can be trusted.
Someone like him doesn'�t dream up stories about scary monsters.
Fuck! He was serious! Really serious!
Worse. Means the guy believes it.
Yeah, but what if it'�s true?
I don'�t know. I have a bad feeling.
Well, you are the most negative person I have ever known.
So in your opinion, I'�m just a manic depressive, a sucker?
It'�s a joke. I'�m joking.
Fuck you!
What?
Sometimes I really don'�t know why she puts up with you.
Yeah?
Or why I put up with you.
Sorry, guys.
David?
Come on, boys. Come here.
Talk about stress.
I'�m gonna go take a shower.
Goodnight, horseflies.
- Uh... - Oh! Sorry!
Sorry! I thought you were...
Don'�t worry.
Sorry.
Just pretend I'�m not here.
Okay, I'�m going.
Ow! Damn it!
I should have knocked. Sorry.
Hey, everything okay?
No.
You still fighting with Umberto?
Come on, let'�s talk.
Okay.
Okay.
Hi.
HI.
I liked you, really,
but you were with Umberto.
You kind of freaked me out.
And you didn'�t like that?
Yes, I guess I did...
and I still like you.
A little late for visitors, no?
I'�ll go see.
Wait! Are you crazy?
Who'�s there?
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What the hell?
Oh, my God!
The windows! Close the windows, guys!
Close it! The windows! The windows!
Run, David, run! Run! Go!
Help! They'�re here!
Umberto, get them!
Ahh! Ahh!
The rooms, they'�re all closed.
They didn'�t get in.
Let'�s go downstairs.
Shit! The bathroom!
Get it, get it.
The mist in here probably scared them off.
Umberto!
Oh! Oh, God!
Run! Go, go!
Under the door!
- Here you go! - Quick!
Oh!
Come on! Cover it!
Okay, okay! I got it, I got it.
Good.
What do we do now?
Okay.
At least they won'�t look at us.
I don'�t believe this is real!
It'�s a nightmare!
This shit doesn'�t happen in real life!
If Lionel'�s right, this isn'�t the first time it'�s happened.
But why us?
Did you see what happened out there?
Come on, Chris, come on.
Losing it won'�t help.
What the fuck? Don'�t touch me!
I don'�t wanna die, for fuck'�s sake!
All right. Fuck!
Who said anything about dying?
For now, we'�re safe in here.
They eat everything!
Maybe they are already in!
They could get anywhere!
Let'�s do something!
What can we do?
We can'�t even communicate with the girl in the car!
That'�s if she'�s still alive!
We'�ve been discussing this for hours
and we'�ve gotten nowhere!
Instead of trying to talk to the girl, why don'�t we call someone?
- Where'�s my phone? - I tried.
I called my mom, but there'�s no signal.
Why no signal?
You called your mom?
Guys, guys, guys, it'�s true!
There'�s no signal.
Yesterday it came and went.
Now, zero! So...
This is ridiculous!
We'�re in Italy! Europe!
The center of the civilized world!
Hey! Girl in the car!
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Are you trying to kill us? They will kill us!
Stop it!
Fighting among ourselves is all we need!
Did you see that? Huh?
They don'�t react immediately!
It takes a few seconds, two or three seconds!
And what do you think you can do in those
two or three seconds, big boy, huh?
Save the world?
- Hey, guys, guys! - Hey, hey, hey.
Come and take a look at this!
Well, my friends...
We are lost.
But it'�s only by getting lost that you can find yourself.
Brilliant.
It'�s in situations like this when I feel
man'�s place in the creation.
I mean, look at that house.
There are people inside.
You'�re right and it looks like they wanna communicate with us,
maybe invite us in for coffee.
It'�s nice to share a meal,
but to share our dope, what do you say?
If you take a good look at their front yard,
it'�s swarming with insects.
Did we bring any repellant with us?
Uh, I forgot.
So wave goodbye, guys!
- Goodbye. - Bye.
Let'�s open the window to warn them!
- No! - No!
Please!
No more opening windows!
We tried that!
To hell with those three, okay?
Let'�s warn Lionel.
You can see his house from the bedrooms.
We could try signaling him with a mirror.
It'�s a pity the sun'�s on the other side of the house.
Well, let'�s light a fire! That'�s it!
He'�ll see that for sure!
What the hell?
He'�s there.
- Within range of... - An arrow.
Come on, guys! Let'�s be serious!
It'�ll never work!
All right, on three!
Okay, but shoot right away.
Ready?
Okay, one, two, three!
Shoot, for fuck'�s sake! Shoot!
Did I hit the target?
Sure, if you were aiming at David'�s car.
Higher this time, okay?
- Okay! - Okay?
Okay! I know!
One, two, three!
Damn it!
Waste of time!
Who knows where it went?
At least it'�s not in the car, okay?
Fuck!
Let'�s try again.
Come on. Open the fucking window.
Get on with it, then!
Open the fucking window.
One, two, three!
Aah!
Oh, God!
Don'�t crowd him! Don'�t crowd him!
Let him have some air!
He decides everything. He does everything!
You see what you'�ve done, you fucking idiot?
You killed him!
Fuck that!
Damn you!
You can yell at him later, okay?
But we have to take care of Umberto first!
Fuck you!
How do you guys feel about interstellar travel?
I believe it'�s possible.
It'�s true.
Speed and position can'�t be measured at the same time
in an arbitrary way.
Space and time are concepts.
Makes the question an intellectual one.
How fast is thought?
Right.
Wine, anyone?
I forgot it.
Happens to you frequently.
You aware of that?
Oh, he made it somehow.
It'�s Lionel. Come in.
Move.
Easy, easy.
What the fuck is going on?
What are those things?
They ate a guy!
Holy cow!
Agh! No, no, no!
Wait! Wait!
Will he make it?
Will he make it?
I don'�t know!
I'�ve never dealt with an arrow wound before!
Right!
Johannes fucked up bigtime!
We'�re sorry about last night, okay?
We behaved like assholes, but how could we...
I mean, this whole deal with the horseflies,
it'�s just fucking... it'�s amazing.
The unknown is always very scary.
Let'�s not get all philosophical!
These fuckers want to eat us!
Okay?
Hey, wait a minute.
How did you make it over here without being attacked?
Smoke.
They can'�t stand it.
Smoke? You mean...
That'�s right.
Hashish, Maryjane,
that sort of smoke.
Are they somehow sensitive to the active ingredient
in the drug?
Huh?
Active ingredient.
Yeah.
Mm, could be, but I know in India,
we survived by staying under
a smoke-filled tent for 10 days.
We smoked ourselves into Bhagavad Gita.
Wow, could have been worse.
Imagine if they were allergic to farts.
You idiot!
Are you saying that they won'�t attack us if we smoke?
That'�s right.
And when your joint'�s finished?
They attack.
I have brought you everything that I have.
Do any of you people happen to have some of it too?
Well then, go and get it.
Here.
Cheap Moroccan.
Nothing special, but it never lets you down.
Superskunk.
Great for fucking.
This shit makes you sleep like a baby.
Half a balloon.
Not a lot, but you don'�t need much.
Ganja, a couple of grams.
Right pocket.
Don'�t let the size fool you.
Looks a lot for us, but it isn'�t.
Your arrow broke a window.
Now the horseflies inhabit my place.
But, luckily, I managed to save my emergency stash.
You can thank me later.
What shit we have is not gonna last long.
And we'�ll only smoke when we leave
and leave we must.
We could take the car, the fugitive'�s car.
There'�s room for all of us if we squeeze together.
Cars are traps.
Not true.
There'�s a girl out there in the fugitive'�s car.
I saw her move yesterday.
Two of us can go.
We can'�t just leave her there, can we?
Who'�s coming?
I'�ll go.
No, no. You take it easy.
I'�ll come.
Oh, come on, baby!
You see that?
They left the large intestine
and part of the kidneys.
You know, it'�s very weird
because they should have eaten everything.
Shift your ass!
Okay, I'�m coming, I'�m coming.
You see that?
Come on.
What'�s that thing?
Hey, guys, take a look at this.
It packs a healthy punch.
Great.
We'�re going to shoot them with water.
You wait and see.
Her breathing is normal.
She just seems sedated.
But why didn'�t they eat her too?
Well, during the development stage,
they are parasitic in need of a body
in which to incubate their own eggs.
But we didn'�t give them the time.
That sucks.
Or they hung her up to be eaten later.
I don'�t know.
It'�s very likely they mean to build a nest
somewhere sheltered.
Shh.
You hear that?
Hear what?
That silence.
They'�re gone, most of them anyway.
There'�s just one left!
It seems like they'�re exploring.
I know, I know.
This one'�s full.
I added perfume and a bottle of Centerbe...
Pure alcohol.
The jet is very accurate.
All it needs is a lighter.
Still going on about fire, huh?
We don'�t have that many options.
Listen to me, guys.
Those toy water rifles won'�t save our asses!
Guys, Umberto is not well at all.
He has a high temperature.
Okay, okay, I'�ll get some ice.
What are you eating?
Mustard... I think.
Want some?
I can'�t believe it.
Whoa! They'�re here!
Shit! The pipes!
Don'�t just sit there! Help me!
Give me a slice.
No, make it two.
What is up with you people, huh?
Is this the right moment?
Didn'�t you take a puff on that joint?
We better check the other bathrooms.
Let'�s go.
He'�s right.
I'�ll go call the others.
No! No, no. Wait! Wait here!
I can'�t smoke.
I quit. It just makes me feel depressed.
Just a couple of drags. Give me that.
I wanna try something.
Take that.
Take that! Give me that!
Please, let'�s get out of here.
Hold on!
Don'�t ever ask me to do that again!
It'�s not me asking you that.
Science is asking you.
- Where... - Hey.
- Where...
Hey.
You'�re safe. You'�re with us.
Hey, guys! Guys! Take a look at this!
Whatever you'�ve got there won'�t save Umberto!
We have got to get him to a hospital!
Thanks. Thanks for the trust.
You know, Louie Pasteur was treated the same way
when he invented the vaccination technique.
Okay, fine. Fine! You keep on complaining.
I'�ll handle this on my own.
Hmm.
Guys, I think we should at least warn someone.
Don'�t they have a police force in town?
Yes, I think there is a police station
near the bar where we met.
The fugitive'�s car. It'�s the only way.
Yes, but they can get into the car.
Yeah, they came in through the front.
Through the motor, I think.
They were all over my face, my body.
It was terrible!
I fainted.
Okay, but if we get in the car with a joint,
it will fill up with smoke in no time.
In the car, the more you smoke...
She'�s right! Who hasn'�t smoked shut up in a car?
Shh!
I'�ll go.
I'�ll come with you.
Excuse me?
You'�ve never smoked in your whole life!
Come on, David. It'�s just one joint.
What harm can it do to me?
Oh, my God.
There'�s so many of them.
Pass me the joint.
Starting to like it, huh?
Just a bit.
Come on.
What is this?
You ready?
Yes, I'�m ready.
It'�s not fair.
- Oh, shit. - It happened.
All right, eat your hearts out, fucking horseflies!
Let'�s sing "Toxic".
I can'�t if you don'�t drive straight.
I am driving straight.
No. Please stop.
I'�m gonna throw up!
Sorry.
Didn'�t see that coming.
- Smoke? - Please stop, stop!
I don'�t feel too good.
I don'�t...
Aw, shit!
What the fuck'�s that sign doing there?
Hey, there'�s a stream.
Let'�s go!
Officers? You'�re making a big mistake.
They are coming!
Come on! Let'�s go!
I'�ve never seen Mauro like that before.
He was in a great mood.
In a great mood?
Yeah, right.
How long will it take them to get there?
It'�s hard to tell.
David...
If they die,
I hope they die fast.
What?
Guys...
Why did you let Christine smoke?
I know what it is!
What?
But it'�s crazy.
Way to go!
What makes these horseflies tick?
Okay. First off, I wouldn'�t use the plural, okay?
You see these two?
One is the perfect replica of the other,
like the rings of a chain.
I don'�t get it.
Okay, it'�s like the components of a single being.
One repeats itself on a different scale
with fractal geometry.
Do you get it now?
No.
No, but it sounds so cool.
And then what?
Okay. Well, if I'�m right,
there has to be a nucleus control, a brain.
Okay, the swarm is this propagation,
its limbs, so to speak.
You are saying that those thousands of monsters
are like her arms, her hands.
Sort of.
The nucleus will be looking for a place to hide.
The more it eats, the more it grows,
until it reaches the adult stage.
You mean we are fighting against a kid?
What happens when it becomes an adult?
I guess we'�ll be in deep shit.
But do things like that really...
I mean, really exist in nature?
No. No, no.
This is the result of genetic manipulation.
Someone is probably experimenting
with a biological weapon or something like...
Come on! Not "them" again!
Couldn'�t it just be a mutation instead?
Caused by contamination from toxic waste,
radioactive waste, something like that waste?
Yeah, of course, like Godzilla!
- Yes! - Here!
Relax, hmm?
Guys, it'�s probably just a blown fuse.
Well, thank God for that!
Didn'�t you guys check down below?
Maybe not.
Oh, well, wanna go take a look?
Yeah. Okay.
Let'�s lock it!
Yeah!
Help!
- Hey! - Hello!
I hope those fucking horseflies eat them!
Okay, okay.
For right now, we'�re safe.
But if we end up staying here through the night,
we'�ll get pneumonia.
Oh, come on! It'�s not so bad!
Come on!
Knock it off!
- Knock it off! - Come on.
If you know you'�re about to die,
what'�s the last thing you'�d like to do?
What are we doing?
Nothing wrong.
Aw, that'�s not the point.
Because why?
Because you'�re gay?
Because I love David.
It'�s simple.
Do you understand?
Sorry.
I'�m so sorry.
Forgive me.
Come here, come here.
It'�ll eat us, one by one.
Well... at least, Umberto won'�t feel a thing.
Such a shitty way to die!
Well, let'�s hope your friends made it to the police.
We need someone with real kickass weapons.
Kickass.
Guys, we can'�t just sit around and wait, okay?
We gotta do something.
If we don'�t kill it, it'�ll kill us.
No. No, thanks.
I can'�t stand the smell. Sorry.
How the hell...
can we kill something that big, huh?
We do not have any real weapons.
We light the boiler and let the heat kill it!
No. Insects like the heat.
The boiler! Right! We blow it up!
We need something like a bomb, a big one.
A bomb. I see. How silly. A bomb.
- It was so easy! - Yeah, a bomb!
Do you happen to have one handy?
No, but we can make one.
How?
Fertilizer.
There'�s a barn full of it at my next door neighbor'�s farm.
Mix it in the right way
and it will make one hell of a bang!
And you know how to make a bomb, do you?
No.
Basics, yeah, but I chose to study art history.
- Mmm. - Nice, nice.
But I can.
- Really? - Yeah.
I know how to make one.
It pays to listen during chemistry class.
Something tells me we don'�t have much time.
This... this is fucking suicide!
I didn'�t wanna come!
It was Ricky'�s turn!
We need him sane and cool for the bomb!
Hey, Lionel, this shit is good!
Uh-huh. It'�s my gold reserve!
I was saving it for special occasion.
Guys, I'�m seeing double!
Is that normal?
I don'�t think seeing double is a positive thing, no.
Oh!
Wait!
The other way.
I'�ll drive!
Well, are they still on our asses?
What are they doing?
It'�s difficult to tell!
Go straight!
Now left... sorry, right!
Left or right?
Come on! They'�re catching us!
Whoa!
Hey! Come on! I can'�t see!
Shit!
Put your foot down!
Let'�s burn some rubber!
I can'�t see!
- Fuck! - Fuck!
This will stop it for at most, for a couple of seconds!
We must give the others time to get back!
Go see what else you can find.
Ricky...
What?
What is it, Rebecca?
Ricky, I'�m sorry.
What is it?
Are you okay?
I don'�t know if I'�ll ever make it to the plane to Formentera.
Yeah, you'�ll make it. Don'�t worry.
But I didn'�t pack. What will I wear?
Listen, you'�ll fly out the day after tomorrow, okay?
Will you come with me?
Uh... are you...
Ah!
Yes! I know she was the love of your life!
I'�m sorry!
But how about we get the fuck out of here!
And even if the paradox of Achilles and the Tortoise
tells us that space and time are potentially dividable
in an infinitum way,
here we'�re getting late.
A joint for the road?
Your turn.
We just ran out.
No problem.
Oh, no, I guess I forgot to pack it.
Are you serious?
Again?
Where did they all go?
Come on! Go! Come on!
Listen, it'�s gotta be in this campsite somewhere!
You cannot have forgotten!
You can'�t be trusted!
You'�re the typically spoiled only child!
That light over there!
Maybe it'�s a house!
Okay, let'�s try. Huh?
Okay, the mix, I think, is evenly balanced.
It'�s the fuse that'�s bothering me.
Gauging it is a bitch.
Christine?
- Christine? - What?
Where'�s Rebecca?
I'�ll explain later.
Guys?
Guys?
This is the last.
Let'�s do this.
Back off.
Back off!
Stay where you are!
Shit!
You'�re an ugly bastard!
Someone shit himself?
I think I did.
Time is now!
Go!
Go! Go!
- How much time do we have? - Not a lot!
- Meaning? - Not a lot!
Run!
Run!
Go! Go!
Run!
Come on, guys! Come on!
Run!
Spread out!
Run! Let'�s go!
Sylvie!
When is the fucking bomb supposed to blow?
I wasn'�t top of my chemistry class!
And I missed the bomb-making lesson!
What?
Get out.
You guys lucked out bigtime.
Fertilizer can play nasty tricks on you,
get you in an awful lot of trouble.
And you two could have frozen out there.
You could have chosen somewhere safer to play your love games.
We weren'�t playing.
It was the only way to kill the queen horsefly.
The queen horsefly.
Cut the crap out, son.
Uh, excuse me. Haven'�t we met before someplace?
You starting with the hallucinations again?
What hallucinations?
How about the guys in white?
Were they part of the same hallucinations?
Look who'�s talking.
I found this mushroom in your friend'�s pocket.
And I'�m pretty sure if we carry out toxicology tests,
we'�ll find traces of hallucinogenic substances
inside all of you.
Wait a minute.
The pasta sauce.
You made it!
Is that where you put it?
No! I swear!
You are crazy!
You got us all stoned!
This is a joke, right?
I'�ll swear on anything you like!
I had just that one for my own personal use.
I believe him, but what about the fugitive and Rebecca, huh?
How did they die?
Oh, yeah, the fugitive. He'�s why we'�re here.
That damn bastard left a trail of bodies
and not just that poor girl.
The press is crucifying us.
Um, excuse me.
What about my neighbor?
Did the fugitive kill him as well?
And you are...
Mr. Lionel.
You, sir, risk some very serious jail time
for growing cannabis with intent to sell it.
Guys, seriously?
Are we listening to this bullshit?
Hey!
Watch your language, boy.
This is no joke.
Among the victims, there were two of our agents
killed in the line of duty.
And while all of this was happening,
you people threw a drug party that lasted almost two days
stoned out of your heads.
You people are lucky.
We haven'�t got time for you and your stupid games.
But if you insist with this story of monsters,
you'�re gonna find out what real trouble is.
Believe me, it'�ll go on for years.
You did the same in Barcelona,
the hash in the cake without telling us.
If you really did it this time...
Guys, don'�t you realize that it'�s all a fucking plot?
What is wrong with you?
Guys, I swear I did not do it!
I'�m not going anywhere with you guys ever again!
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