Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,483
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪
2
00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,855
♪ La-la-la, la-la-laaa ♪
3
00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,775
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪
4
00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,124
♪ La-la-la, la-la-laaa ♪
5
00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:38,584
♪ All my lazy teenage boasts ♪
6
00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:42,212
♪ Are now high precision ghosts ♪
7
00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,713
♪ And they're comin' round the track ♪
8
00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,630
♪ To haunt me ♪
9
00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,843
♪ When she looks at me and laughs ♪
10
00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,604
♪ I remind her of the facts ♪
11
00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:00,265
♪ I'm the king of rock 'n' roll ♪
12
00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,273
♪ Completely ♪
13
00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:09,782
♪ Up from suede shoes ♪
14
00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:10,951
♪ To my baby blues ♪
15
00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,530
♪ Hot dog ♪
16
00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,695
♪ Hot dog, jumpin' frog ♪
17
00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:19,445
♪ Albuquerque ♪
18
00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,461
Syd, homecoming's around the corner,
19
00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,709
and there's never really
been a better time to...
20
00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:27,497
That's fuckin' stupid.
It's not a fuckin' clearance sale.
21
00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,216
Syd, I know homecoming can be lame,
22
00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:33,675
but I was thinking maybe
we could be lame together.
23
00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,465
♪ All the pathos you can keep ♪
24
00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:38,765
Syd, go to homecoming...
25
00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:41,288
- Ugh. That was forceful.
- ♪ For the children in the street ♪
26
00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:44,901
♪ New broom, this room ♪
27
00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,439
♪ Sweep it clean ♪
28
00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,066
♪ Hot dog ♪
29
00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:52,070
- ♪ Hot dog, jumpin' frog ♪
- ♪ La-la-la ♪
30
00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,993
- ♪ La-laaa ♪
- ♪ Albuquerque ♪
31
00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,623
♪ The king of rock 'n' roll ♪
32
00:01:56,699 --> 00:02:00,039
- ♪ Hot dog, jumpin' frog ♪
- ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-laaa ♪
33
00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,580
♪ Albuquerque ♪
34
00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,044
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ La-la ♪
35
00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,294
- ♪ Hot dog, jumpin' frog ♪
- ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-laaa ♪
36
00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,707
- ♪ Albuquerque ♪
- ♪ Albuquerque ♪
37
00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,626
♪ The king of rock 'n' roll ♪
38
00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:15,094
- ♪ Hot dog, jumpin' frog ♪
- ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-laaa ♪
39
00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,352
♪ Albuquerque ♪
40
00:02:20,150 --> 00:02:22,740
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
41
00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,141
With a blitz he knows is coming...
42
00:02:25,950 --> 00:02:27,001
Oh.
43
00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:28,231
- He's through!
- You're home.
44
00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:31,863
You look like a faggot.
45
00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,278
Thirty-five, 40, one-on-one!
46
00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,074
Great talk, Dad.
47
00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,340
Syd, if you don't have plans yet,
48
00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,280
do you wanna go to homecoming with me?
49
00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,503
Okay. Sure. Why not?
50
00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,168
Uh, great!
51
00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,341
Great. Uh...
52
00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,005
So...
53
00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:56,047
So, I'm gonna go find Dina.
54
00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,474
Uh... talk... See... see you later.
55
00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:04,766
Yes!
56
00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,558
Yes! All right.
57
00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,244
Oh, fuck!
58
00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:24,202
Oh, no. Oh, God.
59
00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:25,662
Shit!
60
00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:28,749
Fuck!
61
00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:32,876
What the fuck?
62
00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:37,797
Syd!
63
00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,011
Fuck.
64
00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,475
How did...
65
00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,896
I mean, you... you just...
66
00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,065
They were like this when
I got there, I... I swear.
67
00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:54,524
They were.
68
00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,027
No, no. No, no, I...
69
00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:58,947
I saw it, Syd.
70
00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,865
Well, you better keep
this a secret, okay?
71
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,374
Not a fucking word! Got it?
72
00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,460
Promise me, please!
73
00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,211
Okay.
74
00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:16,209
Okay. I... I promise, Syd.
75
00:04:57,088 --> 00:05:01,548
Dear Diary,
76
00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,131
this thing inside me...
77
00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,807
... I can't control it.
78
00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:07,969
It controls me.
79
00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:12,349
And on top of that...
80
00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,230
it's not a secret anymore.
81
00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:54,397
Sydney, it's 7:30!
82
00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,863
So what? It's Sunday.
83
00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,899
It's Monday. You have school.
84
00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,486
I can't go. I'm sick.
85
00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,549
Yeah, nice try. Look.
86
00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:05,280
I need you to grab Liam after school
because I'm working a double.
87
00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,945
And make sure that he gets some dinner,
88
00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,833
not just a mustard sandwich
like last time, okay?
89
00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,156
I'm practically his mom.
90
00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,327
What did you just say?
91
00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,130
No, I'm curious. Say it again.
92
00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:23,925
You always ask me to do everything
for Liam, and it's not fair.
93
00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,008
It's not fair?
94
00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:28,804
Um...
95
00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,890
I... I don't mind cooking
dinner tonight, guys.
96
00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,393
That's nice, sweetie. It's just...
97
00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,774
You know what? Give us a sec, okay?
98
00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:37,854
Okay.
99
00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:44,896
I haven't been perfect.
100
00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:49,867
And I know me working 60 hours
a week isn't ideal for you,
101
00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,541
but guess what?
102
00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:54,829
My job pays for the things
we need to get by.
103
00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,964
Okay? Like groceries.
104
00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,841
When you actually pick them up.
105
00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,278
Is this about the groceries again?
106
00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:02,336
This is about your attitude.
107
00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:06,092
If Dad was here with me and Liam,
he wouldn't ask me to do so much.
108
00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:11,757
Just to clarify... this is the
scenario where I'm dead?
109
00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,885
No, I'm just saying...
110
00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,225
No. I heard you, Sydney.
111
00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:20,268
When it comes to your
dad, you have this gift.
112
00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:24,525
This selective memory, but he
wasn't who you think he was.
113
00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,400
Why are you throwing him under the bus?
114
00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,607
Because I'm the one who's still here!
115
00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,881
Your dad could be funny
and sweet, yes, but...
116
00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,249
he could also be vacant.
117
00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,620
Most days, you would go to school,
118
00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,550
and he wouldn't even get out of bed.
119
00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,260
And you wanna know
what's really not fair?
120
00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,220
You always chose him over me.
121
00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:56,880
And now, he's been gone
for almost a year,
122
00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,832
and you're still choosing him.
123
00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,190
Get up!
124
00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,037
All right...
125
00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,325
The trick is to be normal. Be normal.
126
00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,377
Be... normal.
127
00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:27,303
Yes. I do crazy shit with
my mind, but nobody knows.
128
00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:30,261
Syd! I know you don't really wanna
talk since, you know, the...
129
00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,763
Um... Cool. I'll, uh... I'll be...
130
00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:38,140
As the temperature increases, if an
atom loses one or more electrons,
131
00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,556
it becomes oxidized!
132
00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,397
Uh...
133
00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,029
Yeah, okay. Goggles up.
134
00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,900
Bunsen burners on, and please, please,
135
00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,989
please, nobody burn down the school.
136
00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,703
Look, I know that we said
that that thing is a secret,
137
00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:58,084
and it is, totally safe with me,
but we have to talk about it.
138
00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,456
- ... that should be good, um...
- Yeah.
139
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,419
Okay, so I set up in the...
140
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:07,382
Okay, can you say something? Please.
141
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,063
Yeah, I can. Why don't you just shut up?
142
00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,470
Look, I... I've been doing
some research, and I think...
143
00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,552
Syd, I think we should test your powers.
144
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,886
- What are you even talking about?
- Just hear me out, okay?
145
00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,604
There's this thing in ancient
Mayan culture where they would...
146
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,055
they would build, like, a pyramid,
147
00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:23,484
for the sun god.
148
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,643
Basically, they would use
it for a whole multitude...
149
00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,148
Fuck!
150
00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,069
... the sun.
151
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,579
... and sacrifice to him.
152
00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,028
- Hey! Where are you...
- Bathroom!
153
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,467
Calm down, Syd!
154
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,341
Calm the fuck down!
155
00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,018
Think happy thoughts.
156
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,499
Syd? You okay?
157
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,035
Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
158
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,786
You don't sound fine.
159
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:27,876
I... I am.
160
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,594
I... I'm great.
161
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,005
Okay.
162
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,178
Well, Brad and I talked, which is good.
163
00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,678
We figured that out.
164
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,554
Oh, oh, oh... okay.
165
00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:41,312
But I... I... I also wanted to
talk about the other night?
166
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,561
No, that's fine.
167
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,523
I just feel like we
left it in a weird...
168
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,193
No, no, not at all!
169
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,565
So, we're cool?
170
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,026
Yes, yes, we are so cool.
171
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,027
Uh, we can also, maybe,
talk about this later?
172
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,158
Bye!
173
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:01,785
Okay.
174
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:03,912
Um...
175
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,830
Feel better?
176
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:16,841
Hey, Syd.
177
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,888
- Hm?
- I was thinkin'.
178
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,556
What if you and Mom... talked?
179
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,061
But without being mean?
180
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:34,109
All day at school and stuff, I try
not to say anything bad to anyone.
181
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:38,239
And most of the time, no one
says anything bad back to me.
182
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,680
But it's like you and Mom
183
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,480
try to find reasons to
get mad at each other.
184
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,793
What is this?
185
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:54,086
Well, it's macaroni,
cheese, maple syrup, A1,
186
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,881
ham, corn, margarine,
187
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,716
cinnamon, fish sticks...
188
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,060
soy sauce, grape jelly,
crushed graham crackers,
189
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,641
and something in a jar in the
fridge, but I'm not sure what.
190
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,941
- The thing is, I actually just ate...
- Try it before it gets cold!
191
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,793
This is actually good.
192
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,590
Like, crazy good.
193
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,551
I call it "Liam's Loaded Lasagna."
194
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,929
I know it's not lasagna,
but I just needed an L-word.
195
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,846
I've never even seen you cook before.
196
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,509
I know. I was too afraid.
197
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,184
- Of cooking?
- Yeah.
198
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,689
But, you know, then I just figured...
199
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:56,316
That if you just tried it, you
wouldn't be afraid anymore?
200
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,318
How'd you know?
201
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,072
Sorry, we're closed.
202
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,619
Was hoping you might make an exception?
203
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,746
That depends. Are you a good bowler?
204
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,585
No.
205
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,461
Then what are you doin' here?
206
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,467
Gotta... try to make the lasagna.
207
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,474
That sounds vaguely... sexual.
208
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,925
No, it's not.
209
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,015
Okay.
210
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:31,851
I thought maybe...
211
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,188
I could hear some of those
dumb theories of yours.
212
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,606
Okay!
213
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,741
When you said "research,"
I thought you meant...
214
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:44,914
research.
215
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,741
Okay, so the people who
wrote these things...
216
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:50,263
Do you think they came up with
these characters and their powers
217
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,747
- out of thin air?
- Yes.
218
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,541
Or... or... or is it possible
that they researched carefully
219
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,038
and grounded these superhero abilities
220
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,836
in modern science and parapsychology?
221
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,423
No, it's not possible.
222
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,586
- At all.
- Okay. You're right.
223
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,296
The people who wrote these were
probably eating acid like candy.
224
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,967
But the point is, they know superpowers.
225
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:12,476
Okay? So each of these comics
features an unknown visitor.
226
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,980
A professor, a wise old sage,
some form of a mentor figure,
227
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,653
you know, who visits the hero,
228
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,981
explains their abilities,
the mythology behind them,
229
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,649
and how they can harness
those powers for good.
230
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,277
What's your point?
231
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,696
Has anyone like this ever visited you?
232
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,998
Okay, totally fine. Maybe I'll
just be your mentor figure.
233
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,172
Or not!
234
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,170
I mean, sometimes, it's a
rite of passage thing.
235
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,092
There's always an origin.
236
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,170
Okay? So have you experienced
any of the following...
237
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,134
Uh... spider bite?
238
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,717
- No.
- Okay.
239
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,180
- Radioactive goo?
- No.
240
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,932
- Alien gemstones?
- No.
241
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,015
Okay.
242
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,228
- What about secret military experiment?
- No.
243
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,271
- Bionic limb transplant?
- What?
244
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,989
- Okay, what about your parents?
- What about 'em?
245
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,779
Well, sometimes, a person
inherits their abilities.
246
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:10,494
The only thing I inherited was pasty
skin and my bubbly personality.
247
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,584
And the thigh zits.
248
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,871
Oh, too soon. I thought those
were fair game. Sorry.
249
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,417
God, this is a waste of time.
250
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,130
Okay. Look, all right.
All right. Okay, look.
251
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,336
I'm the first to call out
how shitty this town is.
252
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:29,094
And my life, it ain't great, Syd.
253
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,348
Yeah, I noticed.
254
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,813
Okay, but... but you
have something special.
255
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,812
And you're here right now because
you wanna try to understand it.
256
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,108
And that's a big first step, okay?
257
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,279
And I know this because
I am your mentor figure.
258
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:49,369
Okay, Mr. Miyagi, then, tell
me, what's the second step?
259
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,959
Focus, Syd.
260
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,883
I want you to knock down those pins
261
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:04,957
with your mind.
262
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,468
- ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪
- Okay.
263
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,850
- Knock 'em over.
- ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪
264
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,311
- ♪ Aah, aah ♪
- I want you to make the kernels pop, okay?
265
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,772
- Come on. I wanna hear 'em pop!
- ♪ I need a hero ♪
266
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,152
♪ Holding out for a
hero till the en... ♪
267
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,367
Okay.
268
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:38,210
So how does it normally happen?
Like, after Ricky's party?
269
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,289
Like, what... what was your mindset?
270
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,174
I didn't have a mindset.
271
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,211
Okay, but were you just having fun,
272
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,915
and then you just blew
down some trees, or...
273
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,588
I, um... kinda...
274
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,024
kissed someone at the party.
275
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,692
Oh.
276
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,568
When? Like, be... before or after
I asked you to homecoming?
277
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,827
Uh... did you think we were...
278
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:17,785
together?
279
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,503
I mean, we did...
280
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,959
you know, at my house, that one night.
281
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,416
I've...
282
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,835
... never done that before.
283
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,299
Me either.
284
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,137
Right. So...
285
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,524
this person you kissed,
and I'm not gonna ask who,
286
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,687
because I'm above it and I don't care.
287
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,310
I'm not even the least bit jealous.
288
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,685
But just tell me...
289
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,147
does he dress cooler than me?
290
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,906
No one can dress cooler than you, Stan.
291
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,454
That's true.
292
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,247
I actually...
293
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:11,169
kissed someone who...
didn't wanna be kissed.
294
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,683
And I felt like an idiot.
295
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,724
It almost always comes
out when I'm angry.
296
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,888
Or embarrassed.
297
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:22,990
Or...
298
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,100
or scared.
299
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,728
Okay.
300
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,273
Come on.
301
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,373
I think I know why they
didn't kiss you back.
302
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,251
Because you're incredibly ugly.
303
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,580
Repulsive, actually. And I'm
not even counting the zits.
304
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,710
You know, I... I see
what you're doing, Stan.
305
00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:50,718
And you wanna know something
that's even more embarrassing
306
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,734
than being ugly?
307
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,465
Flunking biology.
308
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,339
Which you are most definitely gonna do.
309
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,925
I mean, Martin Ganza passed biology.
310
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,141
And he thinks cyborgs
staged the moon landing.
311
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,222
Okay, so I'm ugly. I'm dumb.
312
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,164
Wait, is that all you got?
313
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,900
Do you wanna know the scary thing?
314
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,790
You're never gonna figure this out.
315
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,108
You'll never know what the
hell's going on inside you.
316
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,068
Or what the hell's wrong with you.
317
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,529
And that's gonna eat you up inside.
318
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,695
You'll never have answers,
319
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,913
and that's gonna haunt you
for as long as you live.
320
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,083
And that's gonna suck.
321
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,908
Yeah, it will.
322
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,924
But nothing will ever suck as
much as your shitty family.
323
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,514
For starters, let's talk about your dad.
324
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,551
I hear he didn't even leave a note.
325
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,240
And do you wanna know something?
326
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,868
You'll never know why he killed himself.
327
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,152
Holy shit! That was awesome!
328
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,233
Fuck you!
329
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:59,663
S... What? Syd, I... I didn't
mean any of that! I just...
330
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,370
I was just trying...
331
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:02,947
I mean, it worked.
332
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,535
I could've killed you!
333
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,538
We're through. I'm done.
334
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,623
What? No, I...
335
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,175
Nice goin', bud.
336
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,023
Oh. Now I gotta clean this up.
337
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:59,260
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
24128
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof