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An ancient legend tells the story of a God who having found shelter in a forest of hemp

was impressed by its mesmerizing smell

The fruit was so good that He offered it the humankind donating them the well-being plant...

For someone its name is Ganja and smoking it means speaking with God...

...for all the others it is called Marijuana and smoking it, instead, is something illegal...

but there is a special place

where you just get into the right place and choose from the menu the best key to open the doors to Paradise.

EVERY MAN IS THE ARCHITECT OF HIS OWN FORTUNE.

( Appius Claudius Caecus)

This is the scepter of power

half fresh THC that gives you the shot,

the other half, dry THC that never really leaves you

Do we really have to smoke it all?!

Slowly, very slowly.

Goddamn, look how he is since he has been here Spillo?

I knew it

Open your lungs

So? How's it?

Strong..

Not this, Amsterdam..

He likes it, he likes it..

Hot dog, fries.. he only wants to eat

And ya make me smoke!

And here? Have you ever been here?

uh?

Look at them.

Gravedigger, this is the capital of “live and let live".

Do you know how many of them have problems with their past?

And they all come here.

So they forget it!

It ain’t easy..

it ain’t easy.

Apart from the fucking cold,

they are not able to make pizza,

they see the sun twice a year and coffee..

It sucks

Oh that's rubbish.

Terrible rubbish!

Green House, the best weed of Amsterdam,

even if

Look it’s here.

Mine has not rivals.

White Widow, old school.

Hey Fatty!

Holy shit..

I’ve been so lonely

They all speak different languages

they don’t even understand each other.

I’m happy you came gravedigger

Yeah but I won’t stay long

A couple of days and I’m gone.

Where are you going?

I've got a surprise for you

which surprise?

do you trust your friend Sasà?

Mmmmm...

Amsterdam

the land of toys

was once the place for junkies, drunks , prostitutes , criminals and ex-prisoners

and yet today, as then, there is always someone who flees from the past

and it is from the past that this story begins

When a story starts with a funeral it is never a good omen,

but the one about the best ganja place starts here,

and it is in such stories that it is important to follow some specific rules,

First of all: "Careful what you wish for 'cause You just might get it all

WE ARE EVER STRIVING AFTER WHAT IS FORBIDDEN, AND COVETING WHAT IS DENIED US. (Publius Ovidius Nasone)

And in these stories there are different ways to do business, some legal, some not.

Sasà, degenerate gambler and heavy smoker.

These fucking Chinese are smart...

And whenever there's a grave digger that steals, as tradition wants, there's always another one...

that brings bad luck...

I am telling you he was ok, really!

we had something to drink and then he went home..

One shot, gone..

Sasà What the fuck.. Are you nuts?

What?

What is it? It’s still burning

Uh? This? Yeah, get some.

Yeah, Yeah I get some. Gimme that thing. Give it to me, give me this.

Gino, my love..

What did they do to you??

No Madame take it easy, nothing happened. Calm down.

You are animals.

It was just some fresh water.

Shut up Sasà!

Take it easy madame, easy, really... we’ll dry and clean everything up!

What have you done?!

I feel sick..

What the fuck is this smell of strawberry, of fucking strawberry in here?

Try this!

But how did you make it?

It’s art

The secret is nature, today with two lamps and a pot everyone feels like a grower,

this is about doing it the proper way: with sun, soil, good hands.

That’s what cannabis is, it's art!

Think that there are people paying to smoke shit.

How much do you need?

30 Kilos...

30 kilos of this?

I want 30 kilos of this popular strawberry haze of yours...

Are you dumb? Do you know how much it is for all this stuff?

Who is it?! Wait here.

I know who's breaking our balls...

What the fuck do you want Leaf?

Is everything alright, bro?

What the fuck do you want?

I just wanted to say hello, what's wrong? I just wanted to do something together...

You shouldn't have come! I ain’t got no weed. Go bum somewhere else

Just because you’ve got some weed it doesn’t mean you have to show off!

This piece of shit!

What the fuck are you shouting for? Why are you shouting? Leaf, what the fuck do you want?

You don’t let me in...

Why are you shouting? What the fuck? What the fuck do you want.

Fuck you, go fuck yourself..

Anyway, I wanted to tell you that before you came everything was just fine.

So it’s my fault uh?

I want to know why...Why every time you're here...

Sasà.. Did you swipe my cufflinks?

What are you implying? I don’t get it..

Sasà, take out my cufflinks..

Why are you yelling? Which cufflinks?

Sasà... if you don’t take the cufflinks out immediately…

yeah...what are you gonna do?

I told you, give me my cufflinks!

Hey! Are you getting nuts? Alright take these cufflinks!

and fuck you, these cufflinks and this shitty job! Understood?

Hey! Why the hell are you yelling?

No we were trying to fix him and arrange what to do...

Well, c’mon, they are getting nervous out there...

Same here

What?

The tie..

Bianca

I know maybe this is not the right moment but I wanted to ask you...

Do you feel like eating a pizza with me tonight?

I know a nice place, cute, tasty, delicate

Why? What's wrong with this tie?

A nice, cute, tasty place

what fucking pizza, Gravediggie!

still calling me Grave Digger?

Hey yes Gravediggie, with a woman like that you can’t talk about pizza, you’d need a seafood restaurant..

With a woman like who? What?

Do you really think Bianca would waste her time with a loser like you?

I would like to remind you that the one stealing from the dead is you.

Look Sasa, stop it, you gave me a headache.

Where are you going?

Do you know how my grandpa survived after the second world war II?

There we go, the good old times!

And now I'll tell you...

my grandfather used to scam on the streets in New York

he sold shitty jackets with fake iron Rolex inside.

What an artsy family!

You can say that aloud, they were real fake.

What are ya doin’??

Fantastic

It’s hot..

they were almost golden. They were real.

Gravedigger…What is the first thing you do when you put on a new jacket?

You put your hand in your pocket..

and what do you find? A Rolex...

So those same people who didn’t like the jacket before,

soon after trying it on, they wanted to buy it right away.

But... isn't it the Rolex that...

But now the problem is not the Rolex, the problem is women!

Gravediggie, women are like scams...

to fuck them you don’t need that, you need this!

Gravediggie, do you want to have this pizza with Bianca or not?

Yeah.

So your Sasà is going to take care of you...

One thing we must always take into account in life, never put ourselves in the wrong hands..

But there is a second thing you have to pay even more attention to...

Never underestimate the power that two legs like these can have

Ah...everything’s ready

Good morning my darling.

Well.. What do you have to be forgiven for?

Yes..Like this...

Nothing, why?

Ahh good yes

Apart from leaving me alone in bed, smoking weed with your friends and yelling like crazy...nothing.

Oh that...

You didn’t do anything at all...

But those weren’t really my friends.

Whatever they were, they were more interesting than me...

Nooo darling...nothing is more interesting than you.

Come here...

Get out of my face or I’ll be late for work.

Really, I think you’re going to say goodbye to this job very soon, uh?

yep, ok and then what will you do?

Will you take care of me?

Wait a minute...

it's the last time you shake your ass in that night club, understood??

NOT EVERYONE CAN IMAGINE HOW BIGGER IS THE PRIDE OF A MAN COMPARED TO THE ONE OF A WOMAN,

BUT WHAT’S WELL-KNOWN IS HOW THAT PRIDE CAN MAKE MEN DO VERY STUPID THINGS...

30 Kilos 5 per grams.. 150K euros tonight..

For this?

Anyway tomorrow I'll take you to Jamaica!

Tomorrow my ass, I need that money today. Got that? Today!

Please. Tonight I have to close a deal and then tomorrow you get it all, you'll get all the money tomorrow

So you didn’t understand shit! If you don’t bring me my money today, first I'm going to bugger that crap that provides for you and then I'll come to you!

What this got to do with it? Nobody has to know, no one has to know!!

Fuck you.

Earl.. Hello..Helloo, helloooo.

Earl..

What did we decide to do with this money, Baracchè?

I’ll bring it to you this weekend.

This weekend..

I’ve got a racehorse in Grosseto

Instead, I will come get it at your house later, what do you say?

No, there is my wife at home

Ok.. I’m goin’ to talk to your wife.

Earl it’s important, she knows I’m done with it, that I don’t gamble anymore, I’ll bring it tomorrow, tomorrow..

Tomorrow...tomorrow

Everyone wants to fucking pay tomorrow! These are not the rules of the game Baracche’

Tell your wife that you'll have guests tonight and tell her to put on some perfume.

Shit!

Fuck Gravediggie, cool it, if you don't jinx it as usual...

This story again!

what are you yelling at? The less you talk, the better!

I yell as much as I want ok?! Jewels, Rolex, your grandpa’s scams, "I’ll take care of you", and now "the less I talk the better!"

I am just saying because my uncle does not like all this fuss!

but who gives a damn about your uncle?! It’s been 1 hour walking but where did you bring me?!

Is this a mobster's house?

Mobster, c’mon...Wanna trust me or not?

Don Raffaè, I’ve got family, three kids.

When you come to take the money you're all good, then when you have to give it back you ask for mercy! So, you’ve got 3 children, uh??

Why? When you came to get the money, didn’t I have kids? Didn't I have a family?

But if I ain’t got the money, what do you want?

You ain’t got it? Take this piece of shit away from my ass.

A little mercy...please, leave me alone. Give me some time.

But, are you sure that is your uncle?

Sure! Same blood!

Dude. What do you have in mind? I don't understand...

Because your father was my servant for three years you show up with this crappy rolex?

Why crappy?

Rubbish!

Out of curiosity, how much do you want for this shit?

100.. 100.000€

100.000€? What the fuck are you talking about? Are you crazy?

Don Raffae' the fact is, it’s only for a few hours, we have this small guaran..

But for a few hours...What?

We’ve got a great deal in our hands..

But what great deal, are you out of your fuckin’ mind?

This is a little too nervous.

How long it's been since....

But you know how they call me?

No

The Varan.. And you know why?

Why?

Because the Varan is an intelligent animal...

and with intelligent animals...

you can’t be an asshole Man..

Do you know the Varan or not?

It is a species of lizard..

Good...

the biggest, the bloodiest...

You know what that little motherfucker does?

He digs his infected claws

In the flesh!

Then he begins to pull the skin...and pulls, pulls, pulls..

until he’s inside the asshole..

then he gets to the heart, and takes a bite,

and then he quits when there are only bones left...

Hello! Yeah, deal is done! Yes, tonight, tonight!

This stupid moron!

Look what the fuck you made me do!

Oh okay! What was I supposed to do? Kill him?

Okay... What do you wanna do? Wanna leave or wanna fuck him?

C'mon! C'mon!

This ID holder you gave me is shit!

Okay if you wanted to feel comfortable, you should have stopped at the gas station restroom and bump rails.

C’mon stop it!

what time are we supposed to be at the restaurant?

About an hour.

We’ve got time!

To do what?

To get something to smoke, turn here.. turn here.. I'll tell you where..

Are you dumb?!

It takes a minute!

Fuck your shitty joints!

Slow down!

This is yellow coke, 80 bucks per gram.

Not sure, I'm making myself clear.

That’s too much! I told you!

Well... you want 100.000€

If I understood well... And what's the problem?

Vito! Take 100.000 euros for these men.

No! No no you don’t need to...

Don Raffaele, please don’t listen to what he says. Don’t mind him!

He says yes but it's no and he says no when it’s ..Yes, thank you!

He’s in love... In love!

Of course you know the rules, right?

Today I give you 100.000 euros

and tomorrow you give me back 120.000 euros

ok?

But that makes extra 20.000€

Ok?

Ok...

Ok?!

If you don't come tomorrow and you come the day after tomorrow...

that makes another 30.000€

and we get to 150.000€

Ok?

ok!

And then...on the third day... ehehe...

On the third day...

People will start to disappear!

mmmmm... no

I thank you, sir... But I'm not interested.

Mr. Varan, goodbye.

Are you in a hurry?

Vito is gonna take two minutes. Calm down!

"Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly". (Dalai Lama)

They have three rules:

Not more than 50 grams in stock... they can't sell more than 5 grams and no publicity

If they respect them, police won’t say anything.

So it was bullshit that they were closing down.

They’ve been saying this bullshit for years.

Still, marijuana is no longer what it once used to be. It’s all chemical stuff.

Easy..it depends on where you go.

Geko! How ‘bout that joint?

I took a piss and I almost jerked off... and you’re still like that??

Hey guy, cops!

ANOTHER IMPORTANT RULE OF LIFE IS "NEVER TRUST THE FIRST IMPRESSION."

OFTEN, THE WORST TROUBLE IS HIDDEN RIGHT BEHIND A GOOD IMPRESSION...

ANTI-DRUG SPECIAL SQUAD

Look how beautiful they are! They are all ready!

Who are we gonna fuck first?

Girl give me your ID! Lemme see..

Sorry but we haven’t done anything!

Hey Junkie, shut the fuck up!

C'mon! Have you heard? Give me your papers!!

Open your legs!

Mara. Do we wanna pay a visit to your father Berettini? Would he be happy!?!

Hey it was only the three of us smoking a joint!

Hey asshole, why weren’t you smoking?

I can arrest you even with just one joint. Got that??

Hey you're hurting me!

Kiddo!!

I am not happy to be here either! What do we want to do?

Wanna get along with me or not??

Hello?

Excuse me?

Are you Bazooka?

Galic Israeli same as Kalashnikovs,

Ammo 556, Mag 35

Shoot 750 rounds per minute. It's clean...

This is a Famas G12, 950 rounds per minute.

What's up? Something wrong?

No no...

it's that I was thinking of something smaller...

handy!

Small and handy! A little noisy!

For 3.000€ I even fill it up with ammo.

Great deal right?

The deal was this cd. Apart from the music...

This thing tastes like strawberry!

Strawberry?

Take a puff!

Uh?!

It's true, it tastes like strawberry.

What idiots! They fucked with you!

What are you talking about?! This stuff is great!

I'm telling you...

I just had a puff and I’m stoned!

Hey wait! We must take some more of this!

Shut up! It's too late!! C’mon you are high.. let me drive!

Where the fuck is he goin’?

But what the fuck do you want?? Get lost!

Let him drive! Can’t you see he’s high as fuck! Let him drive. Come on!

Strawberry!

Here have some!

No! This stuff makes me feel anxious!

Makes you anxious? You sniff half Colombia a day and some pot makes you anxious?

What the fuck are you laughing at?

20€? Aren’t you ashamed?

But Miss Lucia didn’t say so.

You meow!

Meow Meow Yes!

And you? How do you know miss Lucia?

No she is a friend... she sent me to you.

She told me you'd understand...

that you could also help me.

And what else did she say?

She didn’t say anything! She told me you've got something for me.

THE FRAGILITY OF A MAN DEPENDS ON HIS SECRETS,

THE MORE SECRETS HE HIDES THE MORE FRAGILE HE IS.

HOWEVER, IT’S OFTEN FROM THIS FRAGILITY THAT THE BIGGEST DREAMS COME FROM...

BAZOOKA’S DREAM? BECOME A BIG STAR!

A teardrop on my face...

a big smile appears instead...

BUT FOR NOW

HE MUST ACCEPT MINOR ROLES IN B MOVIES.

Hi Guys!

Yes, sure. Cops showed up!

Cops?

Yes cops! Down here.

Mara went home crying.

Crying? How they got you?

How they got us?! Fatty.

with the power of their badge!

That’s a good CD!

You have it all over your nose!

Stop it!

And have some, uh? Just one!!

Here, just one puff!! You'll relax!

I told you no!

It will relax you!!

Stop it!! I told you... But what the fuck are you doing?

Wait!

Take this fucking hand off me!

You're hurting me!! Wait a moment...

Look, I’ve almost taken it!

Damn!

Look what they have done to me, shit!

Bloody bastards!

But if you had taken it easy they wouldn’t have opened the cd.

Easy what?? Hope they choke!

Look what this genius did

He wanted to drive...

And now?

And now what?

What the fuck do we do?

What do we have to do? Do you want to say a prayer?

Come on!

Easy... We've just killed a person...

You've killed a person!

But are you serious?

Sure...

We were three in this car, men.

Who is it now?

It’s the Captain!

The captain?

We are getting late!!!!

Hello captain! 5 minutes... 5 minutes and we’ll be there... See you at the restaurant!

Come on!

No! you didn’t get it!! I'll kill you before he does.

Keep calm...Gravediggie... Keep calm.

Calm?? Don’t you see what you did?

Not sure he is a psycho or a mobster! What mob!!!

Yes racketeer!!

Gravediggie you do not even know the meaning of racketeer!

Do you know what we say in Naples?

I do not give a fuck! About you, your bullshit, your grandfather.

Enough is enough!

With a little vaseline the elephant could also fuck a chicken!

We’ll fix everything.

Let's have a pizza!

A pizza?

Yes a pizza...

With a suitcase full of money?

Goin’ around like that? Why are you so dumb?

The more you want to hide... and the more they want to fuck you.

Remember that.

All dressed up... Gravediggie. Suits and Rolex.

Come on. I have something to explain to you..

This is a real asshole!

This is your man.

He calls himself Mr. Nice...

he was gone for a while,

but today someone’s just gave us a beautiful gift

There’s drug... Tons of drugs...

He’s a dangerous person

This is his address.

We’ve already checked, it’s the house of a stripper.

A stripper??

You’ll find a jeep down there, these are the keys.

Use it as a checkpoint

And now go.

Let's go guys.

At work! Let's go!!

Not even a piece of bread here!

Finally!

I’m hungry!

Sit Gravedigger.

What are they doing here?

Where should they be?

Piece of shit!!

Are you crazy?

you put me in deep shit for a poker game??

Cool it

Say it! Say it! Just say it, I already know but say it

Shut up!

Fuck!

First it's not poker but Texas hold’em.

I don’t give a damn! It can be Mexican, Cuban... I do not give a fuck.

Hey, stay calm ...it’s not what you think it is.

We have to clean out a great surgeon.

I won’t do any clean out. All right?

You have to relax... you have to relax a little bit

But why are you always so upset?

We have got a hook up, we’ll surely goin’ to win and settle down for good, Gravedigger

No, maybe you didn’t understand! Tomorrow your so called uncle is going to settle us down forever, okay?

No. My uncle will be paid tomorrow, we pay Varan and then off we go on a nice boat with your Bianca to enjoy some caviar and champagne.

Now let me concentrate and I'll explain you the game.

After the big blind two cards will be dealt face down to each player that you have to combine with the 5 cards in the middle

And then it's like poker, who has the highest score wins

Depending on the table you can play limit or no limit.

What is the difference?

The difference is that tonight we play no limit, Gravedigger!

FEW PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO READ THE OTHER AS A GOOD POKER PLAYER.

A GOOD POKER PLAYER LIVES THROUGH SIGNS,

HE OBSERVES ANY IMPERCEPTIBLE GESTURE, EVERY OPPONENTS MOVE.

HE CAN GET INTO THEIR HEADS AND FIGURE OUT IF THEY HAVE A GOOD HAND OR NOT...

ALSO ESSENTIAL FOR A POKER PLAYER IS TO COMPLY WITH THE RULES AND AN IMPORTANT ONE IS "HAVE ALWAYS YOUR OWN EMOTIONS UNDER CONTROL"

Call.

I can feel these cards are pure shit!

Raise to 2.000

2.000

Raise to 5.000

5.000??

Yes! 5.000!

Do you have any problems? Indeed I do have a problem...

Take off these glasses that we are not on television, I like to look you in the eyes.

Fold.

5.000

5.000

5.000

Four rounders

5.000 more

Call.

Raise to 15.000! 15.000?

Oh yeah!

Yes 15.000

Before you complained of 5.000, now you are complaining of 15.000! Don’t fuck with me and play!

I'm playing...

Oh that’s good!! Play.

15.000!

Too bad the surgeon isn’t here... these are his favorite hands.

What? Sorry? .. So you're not the surgeon?

Me? I am a porter at the San Camillo Hospital

My name is Breath.

Why? Is there something wrong?

But who do we have to...

IF YOU LOOK CAREFULLY AT A PROBLEM,

YOU REALISE YOU’RE PART OF THE SAME PROBLEM SO IF SOMETHING DOESN’T SEEM TO TURN RIGHT, BETTER TO CHANGE YOUR POINT OF VIEW.

This must be Mr Nice’s house.

Yet I must have heard this name somewhere else.

Who? Mr Nice?

Yes.

It’s one of the many aliases that Howard Marks used, the largest dealer of hashish of all time.

Mr “knows everything about this stuff!”

Sweetie... I study, I inform myself. I read a book about him

This idiot called himself like this on purpose. I think that is the Jeep.

And now what?

And now we take her and put her inside the captain's jeep pretending to have found her.

What the fuck are you saying?

Why? you have a better idea?

What a fucking idea!!! I cannot do it!

Damn, you stink!!

Sure, this is a homeless she doesn’t even wash either!

Look... we gotta be here all night.

I'm really hungry, let’s have something to eat?

Let’s have a snack.

Mocio. Hey, would you like a snack?

No, he already had a snack.

Look, leave it open, let her get some air.

But where the hell are you going?

Hey!!

Motherfuckers!

Fuck off!

10.000 more

See Lollo?! They came to scare us today, and we are shitting on ourselves.

Call.

10.000

All in!

All in??

All in, Sasà.

All in

Lollo do you understand? Finally! Two men with balls!

All..

..in!

All in!

Gentlemen, cards.

Dude... full of jacks!

A little too unlucky.. full of queens.

You are a little unlucky too..

...full of aces!

YES!! Come on!! Ah ah ah let’s go!!

Sasa C’mon! Did you see? Your Gravedigger took care of you!! Go get the money!

What the fuck are you doing??

You are killing me

I laugh because I won!!

ha ha ha! Let me get the money!

STOP!!

I won! I have flush!

Full of aces beats a flush.

Full of aces beats a fl...

But where do you live?

But where did you find this asshole!

Sorry.. wait.. Sasa! But what are they saying??

Wasn’t it like in poker??

What the fuck are they saying??

It wasn’t like in poker??

Yes, poker my ass!

Hey guys!

poker is one thing...

Texas hold’em is another thing!

Asshole!

IN THE WORLD OF CHEATERS ONLY ONE THING CAN TELL A PROFESSIONAL FROM AN AMATEUR.

THE TIME TAKEN TO PLUCK YOUR CHICKS.

Fuck!! Go away!! Go away!!

Who made you do all in?? Who?? You don’t even know how to play cards!!!

All in?? All in!! Fuck!

Look! Watch Wizard!

And this one?! Yo, you stole it?

Excuse me how did you call me?!

Wizard!

So?! But I am a good wizard, I left one joint for him!

Damn right!

So he relaxes and we have some fun!

You know that, right?!

Yes! Let's get back to work.

Here! Let's get back to work!

Look! Look Wizard!

EVERY SOLUTION BREEDS NEW PROBLEMS. (Arthur Bloch)

It’s sticky uh!

Yes I know!

This, however, must be opened gland to gland.

Look at this! This is not glass dust you know.

Glass what?!

Hey hello there!

Oh well I'm going to get some food, see ya guys!

Good bring something to drink as well!

Yes, but don’t smoke it all alright!

But it’s real strawberry! How is it possible?

It’s been out for a long time,

it’s called Arjan's Strawberry Haze!

4 years ago he also won the Green House V.I.S. Smoking Panel 2005!

What?!

Hey Fatty.. why don’t you stop spending your money at Mc and take a trip to Holland?!

A return ticket costs less than a small menu!

Okay, now don’t exaggerate!

New York Diesel,

Blueberry,

Chocolate Skunk,

Lemon Haze...

Lemon and grapefruit, strawberry..

Sweets, toste, indica, sativa... up there you find them all!

But this... this is something else!

Do you feel this buzz? This urge to say and do

this is different!

The urge to eat! But when is Minkio coming!?

Hey Minkio, good evening!

What are you playing at?

You know you don’t fool with us!

What the fuck do you want?!

Ha ha! You have to show us some respect, puppy!

Where are the others?!

The Others who?!

C’mon do not waste our time, let's go!

Ouch, the ear!

Come on!

You mind your fucking business! Play poker!

But he didn’t say anything!

mmmm these chips are delicious!

HOW A GOOD BOY ONCE SAID BEFORE YOU BECOME A MAN YOU MUST LEARN TWO IMPORTANT THINGS FROM LIFE:

NEVER BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

Yo Minchio we have been waiting for you

Good Evening

What the fuck did you do?! Good Evening.

Easy Easy. Sit there...

Bravo John Lennon! Make yourself at home here,

sit down, sit down on the stool!

Don’t you feel that smell of youth in here?!

What’s up uh?

Geko, who the fuck are they?

Where the fuck did I put it?!

Fuck!

Here it is!

But.. what’s this? Weed!?

Fuck!

Yes but you can't do that! You come here without...

Without what? Uh?

Look... Vicks Sinex nasal spray!

Why not, let's welcome some anxiety too and fuck off!

Nice!

Mmm taste this...this is yellow coke!

Let me try

Bravo! Who knows how much more of this they have at home.

But what the fuck are you saying?

It's enough for us to search inside your home

At whose house?

Any house!

Unless...you tell us where the strawberry haze is...

C'mon guys!

Don’t you wanna help your friends?

FOR ALL SITUATIONS THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO WAYS OUT,

WHAT'S ALSO TRUE IS THAT, HOWEVER, THEY MIGHT BE BOTH WRONG.

Bomb & CO...

What are you doing, are you remodeling your house?

Who the fuck are you?

Have you heard that music before?!

Yes, cops came to take the good night joints!

Where do you think you’re going? Sit down. Come on! Sit!

Now We’ll show you a good night! Have a sit!

So, Mr Handsome how are you?

Fine!

Everything’s alright?!

Where the fuck are you going with this fucking water polo cap?

I use it to play with your sister!

Hey, watch your mouth!

Where did you take the Strawberry Haze?

From your mother that hoe!

alright! when they start to do this, I get really pissed off!

So your mother is a junkie and you haven’t told us anything?!

Dumbass, where did you take it?

Put your fucking hand here!

Are you talkin’ now?! uh?

Are you talking?! What have you got to do?!

I’ll tell you everything!

Now are you finally talking?

Now you tell us everything! You should have talked earlier, c’mon spit it out!

We are dead gravedigger! Dead...

It’s really true that the balls always walk in pair

Enough of jackets and Rolex of your grandfather!

You do not even know how to explain the rules.

You know who you are?! Whatever...

Here it is.. show me some gratitude,

I always wanted you to emerge and you..

Emerge what?!?! I’m in deep shit!

Emerge Gravedigger, emerge:

Nights out, a pizza, clubs...

Gravedigger, give me a break.

You know what my grandfather used to say:

“never trust someone who wants to sell you feelings"...

there he is!

Dude. Do you know that sometimes you're really heavy.

Yes I am heavy and you're an idiot! You put me

in the middle of this shit, you've taken advantage

of my feelings for Bianca and for what?

For a card game! Good friend, congratulations!

But what feelings... It’s your obsession!

What the fuck do you know!

Maybe I could have been with her by now...

to eat a pizza in a shitty restaurant, maybe!

Maybe not!

Maybe instead of a "shitty restaurant", a pizzeria would do!

A Pizzeria...

but what are you doing here?

The funeral home is mine, what are you doing here at this late hour?

We were taking care of a delicate matter..

Important..

On the third day...

people would start disappearing...

He's a snake!

The biggest snake..

The bloodiest.

Bianca, we have only you left...

SOMETIMES WHAT COUNTS

IS NOT HOW LONG YOU WAIT FOR SOMEONE...

IT'S HOPING THAT THAT SOMEONE IS NEVER THE WRONG PERSON

About time!

If you do not bring it today,

first I'm going to bugger that crap that provides for you

and then I'll come to you!

Yes?

I bet you're Eros?

Who are you?

I am a very good friend of your sweetheart.

"Sweetheart" not for long, I've been waiting for him all day

you don't let me in? We can wait together uh?!

If I said no, what would you do? You'd come in anyway?

Just kidding! Come here... get in!

See...what a beautiful couple you are!

Aren't we?

Listen..

between the two of you who is the one taking it in the mouth?

What?!

I said...is it you taking it in your mouth?

or does he swallow it all?

Out!

No!

First you shake your ass in front of me

and then you send me away??

Out! out!

Now I'll show you

what it means to have a cock...

I’ll show you...

THERE IS A NOT WRITTEN CODE

HANDED DOWN THROUGH GENERATIONS

THAT IMPOSES ITS RULES

IN PLACES WHERE RULES DON'T EXIST

AND IN PLACES LIKE THIS IT'S MANDATORY TO RESPECT THEM.

ALWAYS HONOUR A DEBT

ESPECIALLY IF THE DEBT IS A GAMBLING DEBT...

Why doesn’t she answer?

Alright darling?

Him again, uh!

Yes, this week is the fifth time I take him with me in my room!

Maybe he is in love...

What about you? Don't you want to join us?

Forget it, she’s not the type!

Why not?

Be careful!

No way!

Congratulations, really nice house!

If you want you can stay here...

until you think of something.

You know, I didn’t think of you this way.

What way?

well...

you have always been a bit cold...

but tell me one thing... is this bong real??

Ah! She is my cousin Tania.

Hello!

Hi!

And they are two of my co-workers

they will remain here for a while.

No no no no...

we gotta go and we don't wanna bother you...

What’s the matter?

No worries.. no indeed... it could be a nice diversion...

I have a joint to smoke.

Sasa no!

But why not?

I said no! I said no!

Let's put some music

They want music! Why don’t you relax??

Trust me we fuck ‘em both!

Fuck no. What the fuck are you talking about?

I take Tania and you take Bianca

and maybe later we can do a little cultural exchange

because Bianca with those two melons

makes me so horny... here! Smoke!

What smoke! What exchanges!

You forget one thing, we have debts!

Would you like some whipped cream??

Whipped cream Gravedigger!

Whipped cream what?

I am telling you how it works, a house by the sea,

the cousin who suddenly comes to visit,

the cock bong, Gravedigger, these are two dirty girls,

Let's have a wonderful weekend all sex and dru…

You really are stupid, I just stay here sitting quietly..

Ready?

For what?

For what?! Our surprise!

What surprise?

It is a special cake!

No no no no... I nooo...

C'mon, taste it otherwise you’ll offend Tania.

You don’t want Tania to be offended, right? Eh eh

Eee ok let’s taste it.

Good, so now we explain to you

the idea that came to our mind.

An idea to make money...

And how??

I know three people, one that got a mountain of weed,

one that would buy it

and another one that would take it from us!

What are you doing?

Eh?

You don’t answer uh?

No!

Tania?

Hello?

Spadino am I bothering you?

No!

Are you sure?

No, you are not bothering me!

Listen it’s not possible.

Have you heard! It can’t be done.

Why not?

Why?!

Because these things need to be organized,

you have to calculate the risks...

Look, look... there is one risk...

Why don’t we go in the other room?

that is to make as much money as possible...

Enough! Go!

Come on!

They’re my friends...

And Tania says you're the best...

Ah, ah! Ah...

Oh well if you wanna come too...

Who? No not them, they stay at home!

God forbid.

In fact better not! I don’t wanna be in a hurry. I don’t care!

Well ok then we're leaving!

Ohohohoh!

I know it's here.

What do we do? Do we get in?!

Yes!

Mind your step, we can’t see shit!

Yes.

What the fuck?

What is it?

A sawmill... a carpentry...

I smell weed already!!

I smell shit instead!

Maybe it’s yours, you probably shitted your pants.

What are you talking about?! Take the bag and let's go!

Ok, let's do this, I go from here, you go from there! What? I don't have a torch! Let's go together

You never have shit!

Stick close. I can’t see shit here, I can’t see shit here!

Aho!

Have you seen there?

I heard something.

I saw a shadow over there.

Point the gun!

The bag!

Oh! The bag that Bomb was talking about!

Easy come easy go ...

Damn you! ! Be careful!

Quiet, quiet, quiet.

Come here, come on!

What the fuck is this shit?

Steamed dumplings?

Let me see!

they look like bollocks!

I think we are the bollocks here

because there is no weed

there is everything here except for the weed...

Fuck them!

Oh! Aho! Oh!

VIOLENCE BEGETS VIOLENCE (Anthony Burgess)

I understand you come on,

if you hear anything about it please let me know!

Bye. Bye.

So?

So, nothing...

I knew it! What will we do now?

I have no idea...at this time...

Let’s try at the little tower!

Nooo no no, not at the little tower!

C’mon there we'll find someone who smokes for sure.

We are going to find cops there, listen to me...

It's not safe at all

So I dunno I dunno...

I’m fed up.

Or wait!

Or...

or you know who... MR.NICE!

Who the fuck is MR. NICE?

Who the fuck is MR. NICE?

Hell he’s the one with strawberry haze!

Ah! Goddamn! You are right!

I mean I don't have his number

I've got the number of a friend of his,

but I know him...

if he let us in, we are all set!

Come on open!

Fuck..

I am telling you guys,

it’s the last time I go in here.

Sasa' now you act like a superstitious too? C'mon!

Gravediggy,

I have been superstitious since I met you!

Stop whining like that or I’ll...

Stop messing around!

Hold this and wait here,

worst scenario, you get to move upfront later on...

No, no excuse me...

and who’s going to seat in the back?!

I certainly won’t!

See that?!

Here, come on!

Fuck off!

It's me! What happened???

I have been calling you all day!

Mmhmmhhm! Help..

What the fuck happened??

A bad day, a bad day, he took all the weed,

motherfucker!

Take this!

Ya know how to use it, don't you?

I pull the trigger and shoot!

Leave it!

What am I doing with this?

This, you just push the button

Do you wanna stop?!

Are you ready?

Yes! Ok!

You...

and you!

I had a feeling we are not alone, let's be careful!

Ok... anyway we are armed...

Ohhh! Who are you?? Ahhh!

Hush darling, shut up! Shhhh!

What a surprise!

Isn't she the girl from the strip club?

You shut up, go to look for weed, Go!

You come here, on your knees!

Come on!

Down on your knees!

Come here!

Now the two of us are goin’ to have some fun...

lick it!

Go on!!

Aah! Hmmm,

See how good you are...

Eh!?

Like this yeah! Up and down... like this!

Good Evening!

Oh! Who the fuck are you??

Listen, where is the weed??

What the fuck do I care?!

what the fuck are you doin’ to my woman??

Where the fuck is the weed please?!

There is no weed!

Please, don’t make me lose my temper, I had a very... There’s no weed!

I had a very shitty day!

I don’t give a fuck!

Don’t let me waste my time!

There is no weed, it's too late!

This fucking weed!

There is no weed...

you arrived too late, they’ve already taken it!

Listen, this one's saying there is no weed, what are we gonna do?

Make him shut up!

Nooo, nooo, Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhh...

Fuck'off!!

Now I'll give you something hotter!

You bloody cop, you shit!

Did you think that you made me talk??

You wanted to find the bag

and instead you found my friends, look!

Lift your head! See?

That is how bastards end up.

Ghost! Ghost!

That’s how you'll end up too!

Look at your friend's bollocks!

Ghost! Ghost! Don't touch me piece of shit!

Take off his jeans!

Come here!

Stop! no! Oh! Wait! Nooooo!

What a Mandingo!

uh?

Cut off that little bean

Nooo!

Cut that little bean!

Noooooo!

Nooooooooo!

Arghhhh

Fuck'off!!

Do you think they are done?

Of course! Don't worry!

SPADINO is like that, but he can do that very well!

Now I'll give you something hotter...

IT’S ALWAYS TOO LATE TO UNDERSTAND

HOW DANGEROUS IT IS LETTING THINGS GO TOO FAR

ESPECIALLY IN SITUATIONS

THAT WE COULDN’T FORESEE

WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN

ALWAYS HANDLE WITH CARE!

What the fuck did you do??

That whore tore off my cock

Let's go, run!

AAAHHHHH! AHH!

Sasa! Sasa, come here!

What happened??

But what the fuck!

It was the woman from the night club!

Who is the one from the night club??

The dancer! She was blowing Spadino...

What the fuck is going on??

C’mon c’mon fuck! Fuck!

A blow job??

I dunno, I dunno, it all happened too quickly!

I didn’t understand anything!

The hell you didn’t understand??

What the fuck?

There was a war in there and you didn’t understand a fucking thing?

And the weed? The weed?

What weed! He was bound there,

tied up to the bed, then I tased him...

Tased him? Tied up? And the weed?

Look, he’s goin’ to die without his cock

and you’re thinking about the weed!!

Give me the keys, hurry up! Come on!

Hey hurry!

Let's go to the hospital!

Why the hospital?

What are we goin’ to say uh?

That while we were doing a robbery,

suddenly a bitch has eaten his prick?!

What are you talking about?!

Eeee... where would you take him? Tell me, where?

where would I take him?

Certainly not to the hospital?

It would take someone like...

MR WOLF of PULP FICTION here!!

Yeah Ganja Fiction!

Enough of this shit!!

He will die in here, can’t you hear him?

Not so much!

Oh well maybe he is resting!

Sure!

Like he’s tired of losing blood!!

Idiot! Go check! Go see how he is??

Gravedigger! This guy is not moving!

He’s not movin?

Not a little grimace? A breath?

Nothing!!

Oh God!

Why!???

THERE IS ONE THING

MEN ARE REALLY GOOD AT.

WHEN IN BIG TROUBLE,

HE’S NOT ABLE TO FIND ANY OTHER SOLUTIONS

EXCEPT TURNING IT IN EVEN BIGGER TROUBLE.

That homeless woman what does the fucking homeless have to do with it?

In my opinion..

I had nothing to do, nothing to do..

Yes, Yes....

They all say the same! In my opinion it is more

a story of perverse sex:

handcuffs, a mask, the elderly, the black men....

Where are the others?

They left to get something to eat...

Captain!

What's up?

We found the hearse.

Okay, go on, go on...

I want everything settled by the end of today! Did I make myself clear?

Clear Captain!

What the fuck did this homeless have to do with it?

Fuck she’s heavy and she stinks!

Understood! Bye bye!

So? Will he let us in or not?

No you didn’t understand, it seems that this guy, Mr Nice

killed a homeless, a woman, an old lady

a matter of sex and things with the homeless,

he liked doing threesomes with tramps!

I get it but I do not give a fuck about this Mr. Mice..

tell me what we smoke tonight!

Again?!

Hold on!

What's up?

Come here, come here...

What's up?

It is weed!

What's up?

Weed!

What weed?! You’re paranoid!

I’m not paranoid, hurry up it’s good, come here!

Look at yourself!

You look like a truffle dog!

Shit! We got it! There’s weed in here, let’s open up this car..

I feel nothing! What are you doin’ there,

c’mon people are staring..

No no he's checking cuz it looks like his car!

There is weed! Again with this weed?! You have hallucinations..

I have no hallucinations but can’t you smell the weed?!

Oh well yeah, people fill the car with weed and then park it like that on the street.

You should go to a doctor!

THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE IS ENCLOSED

IN THE EMOTIONS,

EMOTIONS MAKE A DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN A WINNER AND A LOSER...

Here we are. Are you nervous?

I would have given you the money.

Money? I haven’t seen any money.

I would have given your money back tomorrow.

Yeah? Who would give it to you? That bitch?

You should have listened to her screaming. You probably never made her scream like that!

AND TO BE WINNERS OF COURSE ONE SHOULD ALWAYS CONTROL HIS EMOTIONS

Take that thing away,

that's for real men, you’re going to get hurt.

Wanna see if I am a real man?! Wanna see?

Wanna see a real man uh?

C’mon shoot! Shoot!

BUT YOU KNOW IN LIFE WE MUST ALWAYS TAKE INTO ACCOUNT

This is a 1938 German Luger.

SOME SMALL AND UNFORTUNATE

But are you sure that it works?

MOMENTS OF BAD LUCK!

Earl!

Baracche'?

What happened?

Did your wife figure out who the winning horse is?

Wanna pay your husband’s debt?

Wanna pay this loser’s debt?

No, I came here to pay the debt!

Oh you are all gone crazy today..

Oh get on your knees!

Baracche', put that toy down!

Baracche', why don't you tell her? That you go bet on horses and then she has to pay for it?!

You're a dead man!

I know!

Better die than live in shit and shame,

but you can't understand these things!

Do you wanna watch Baracche'?

I'm glad, this makes me very happy!

IRONICALLY DEATH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN A MAN'S LIFE...

AND OFTEN HIS WAY TO DIE DETERMINES HIS FAME.

A BAD BEGINNING MAKES A BAD ENDING. (Titus Livius)

What?

His cock?

Yes, yes, that was just a scratch..

Gravedigger isn't it true that was only a scratch?

Another one!

No, Bianca!

This is not Bianca. This is Tania, what the hell!

Fuckin' hell!

How do I switch this thing off!

No!

But is this really a Dutch stamp?

I have a friend in the Netherlands

and occasionally he sends me a present.

Bianca you are really something.

Please turn it on.

Wait a minute.

I know this man.

Found dead in mysterious circumstances

the investigators think about a vendetta...

I've got a family! I've got three children!

Gotta go to the toilet...

Gravedigger..

Sorry girls but what happened to Sasa?

They said a guy got killed...

A vendetta, I think...

A vendetta?

Eh, let’s smoke?

Let’s smoke!

Meanwhile, I'm going to make a coffee.

She goin’ for the coffee.

What the fuck?

Bianca is really one of a kind!

Shall we have this pizza then?

This pizza already created a lot of trouble! Wouldn't it better

to drink something? What about an aphrodisiac?

An aphrodisiac?

Yes!

Eight drops of Curacao,

a slice of lemon,

nutmeg,

two sugar cubes...

Go Gravedigger!

And Porto.

Porto!

Who is it?

Who the hell is it?

AND WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY SEEMS TO GO

RIGHT, YOU ALWAYS GET TO THE MOMENT WHEN YOU SAY:

NO SHIT! NOT NOW!

Where are the other two? Where the fuck are they?

Leave her alone! She’s got nothing to do with it!

Who then?

No one upstairs!

What's there?

The toilet is there?!

Go see...

I told you that nobody is there, you are wasting your time!

Here there ain't shit! Let's go!

AND THAT'S HOW MOST STORIES ABOUT THE BEST GANJA END...

SOME ARE TRUE, OTHERS A LITTLE LESS,

BUT IN PLACES LIKE THESE, THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME ENDING...

WHERE WHO IS LEFT STANDING HAS A BIG PRICE TO PAY.

AND AS IT OFTEN HAPPENS, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ESCAPING THIS RULE.

AMSTERDAM, 1 YEAR LATER

What fucking cold!

What should I eat? A fucking banana.

Can you take me to Dam square please?

Gravedigger wow!

Did you get out?

Oh well, I was released for good behavior.

You should have called.

Well no...I wanted this to be a surprise.

You made it!

Look at you! You’re so handsome!

Nobody followed you right?

Who should have followed me?

The Varan!

That Varan again.

Nobody knows I’m here.

Gravedigger... that one keeps his promises!

Especially when it comes to 100.000€!

Okay! I’m so happy!

Maybe it’s me..

okay let's celebrate.

Ok but I need to shower and change!

What shower! Come on!

All right, at least let me unpack!

Don’t unpack any suitcase come on let's go let's go celebrate,

Hop on! Eat a banana.

Gravedigger you remember what I wrote in my last letter.

I made you a promise, do you remember?

No.

I wrote that I'll let you escape...

but from the Earth, from the Earth Gravedigger!

This here must be good uh

ARJAN'S ULTRA HAZE must be good uh?

True! True!

Guys do you want the best weed of the place?

Yes!

SUPER LEMON HAZE...

Smell this!

Let's take it!

Good!

Oh my God, Spillo go get it!

AT THE SHOWDOWN, THE DECISIVE FACTOR IS ALWAYS THE CONSCIOUSNESS. (Carl Gustav Jung)

I've been alone for a long time, they all speak different languages

I don’t understand, they don’t even understand each other.

I’m so glad you came Gravedigger.

Ok but I won’t stay much.

Alright then. A couple of days and then I'm gone!

Where are you going?

I got a surprise for you!

A surprise?

Trust your friend Sasa.

AND HOW IT HAPPENS IN EVERY GOOD STORY RIGHT AT THE END, WHEN YOU DON’T THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE

Vito!

THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE BACK FROM THE PAST

FOR A PAYBACK

THE LAST RULE IS "KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN"

WHEN IT COMES TO THE PAST THERE ARE A FEW WAYS OUT, THE EASIEST ONE IS TO FLEE AND WHO FLEES NEEDS TO ALWAYS BE READY TO STAND STILL AND AVOID POSSIBLE FALLS...

IT’S CALLED FEAR, FEAR OF THINKING , OF SPEAKING, OF DECIDING,

FEAR OF LOVING, OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOVE, FEAR OF DREAMING, OF HOPING,

FEAR OF LAUGHING, OF CRYING, FEAR OF MISTAKING, EVEN FEAR OF SMOKING.

SOMETIMES WE TEND TO FORGET BUT THERE'S A THING THAT'S CALLED LIFE

Fatty is eating uh?

I was starving guys.

That's strange...

That looks nice.

Look how beautiful this city is apart from the weed...

OH! What idiots!

FEAR IS NOTHING BUT A MECHANISM

AND WHEN THIS MECHANISM DOESN'T WORK,

THE RISK IS TO STAY FOREVER STUCK IN AN ENDLESS RUNAWAY,

BUT EVEN THE RUNAWAY IS NOTHING MORE THAN A CHOICE...