Original subtitles

[♪♪]

[ Growls ]

Aah!

Invictus: Our work isn't done, child.

It's only just begun.

Where am I?

And what are you?

I am the one who pulled you from the abyss of death.

I chose you for a special purpose

And to give you what you desire.

Ah!

You're going to make me...

A titan?

Yes.

And you will do something for me.

Aah!

Where are you taking me?

To show you who I really am.

I am invictus.

And this is my prison.

You, my child, will help me escape.

How?

Find mooncake.

Ah. You've gotta be kidding me.

The more energy I absorb,

The more power I'll have

To break free of these chains

And consume life across every dimension.

Agh! Bleh!

One small problem... Kinda dying here.

I can restore you.

Then do it already!

Ah! [ Gags ]

[ Grunts ]

I feel so...

Good!

Find mooncake.

Ah...

Eh! I'm doing it already.

[♪♪]

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[♪♪]

*FINAL SPACE* Season 03 Episode 03

Episode Title: "The Ventrexian" Aired on: April 03, 2021

[♪♪]

Which one of you is going to tell me where mooncake is?

How about you, avocato?

Argh.

Ah, that's fun.

This is also fun.

Aah! [ growls ]

Leave my son alone!

I can't believe you still give so much for someone so little.

Let him go!

Where is mooncake?!

[ Growls ] nothing?

Then how about a little small talk to loosen you up?

[ laughs ]

I know!

Avocato, why don't you tell your boy how we first met?

He's gonna love that one.

No! Oh, yes!

You can't tell me anything I don't already know.

Are you sure you know everything?

Because I wouldn't be so sure, boy.

[ laughs ] screw it!

Let's make your father tell us the story.

[ Grunts ]

[ Gasps and grunts ]

Ah!

No! No! Ugh, no!

On ventrexia, wars never end.

I hated war.

The problem was...

There was no one better at it than me.

[♪♪]

Sir, we should fall back. We're advancing too far.

We push forward.

[ Grunts ]

- Look out! - It's a trap!

Soldier: Ambush!

We were surrounded.

And then in a flash, they were vaporized.

[ Screaming ]

And that's when I saw you for the first time.

Bow to me!

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H.U.E.: Approaching mooncake's location in t-minus 84.

Quinn: Gary, I'm really worried about the others.

Gary: Me too. But the good news is, look,

We... we know where mooncake is.

Yeah, but what about everybody else?

We are totally gonna find them,

Now that we have this awesome ship!

The dragon hawk 5.

God, it just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

Still shopping that, huh? Oh, we're at the check-out.

And it's entering the brown bag right now.

[ laughs ] look what we have here!

It's our super-deluxe nest.

Actually, I think separate rooms is a better idea.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Totally.

Did I make things awkward between us?

Because it feels like I just did.

[ laughs ] what?

No way!

No way. I love the idea of never sleeping,

Napping, or canoodling together ever.

Don't even sweat it. Don't sweat it!

I did. I know I did.

I'll find a room down the hall.

I'll get a shower in or something.

Oh, it's getting worse.

And the person I most want to tell in the world,

I can't.

Bolo: The fortress of the titan oreskis.

- Chookity? - Yes!

It's time for revenge.

This dick bag stole my first love, jill.

And for that, we murder him.

Oreskis, show yourself!

I know you know the sound of my voice.

Bolo, I see your dimensional keys

Did the trick of freeing you, old friend.

Old friend?

You left me to rot within that prison for eons!

You betrayed your kind.

You've been blinded by invictus.

No, old friend.

My eyes are clear.

You just failed to be inspired.

You know why I've come.

Is this about jill?

Hell, yeah, it's about jill.

Has she mentioned me?

Maybe she has, maybe she hasn't.

You die now!

And when I'm done, I will kill invictus.

You must be the mooncake.

Pok!

We've heard so much about you.

You're very, very special.

Mmmmmm. Enough!

Let the fight begin!

Arghhhhhhhh!

H.U.E.: Gary, we will be at mooncake's location

In t-minus 63.

And you are almost out of cold water.

Why did I push, ya know?

I did... Quinn hates when I push.

I should have flowed.

Oh, if only you'd flowed, gary.

You'd be nestled in her arms right now in the privacy

Of your very own garden of eden.

Scrubby scrubby! Lemme get in there.

I'm gonna count to three, kvn.

Three. Ah! Ah!

I hate myself for this, but I must admit it.

I'm desperate.

Shhh, don't talk.

I've longed to nibble on your oblong body,

But an impenetrable barrier blocks me from you.

Unlock your throbbing gates.

Ugh! Ah!

Son of a cookie wife! That hurt!

Open! Agh!

Open! Aaaah!

Opennnnn!

Owwww!

Ahhhh!

How the hell did you?

I can't break through to anything!

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[ Doors whir ]

Hey. Hey.

We'll be at mooncake's location soon.

You want to talk about the separate rooms thing?

There's not... there's nothing to talk about

Because I... I love... I love being in

The separate rooms thing. It's... well, who knew?

H.U.E.: Interesting.

I was monitoring your heart rate, gary,

And you are lying.

That's a lie! I love it.

No human contact is awesome incredible.

No. That's a lie, gary.

Stop monitoring me, h.U.E.

Unauthorized life form detected on board. [ siren blaring ]

Shouldn't you have picked that up sooner, h.U.E.?

What's the danger level, h.U.E.?

Unknown.

[ laughs ]

That guy? Oh, come on!

You wouldn't shoot a tiger tiger would you?

I can't hide on this ship any longer!

It's killing me!

Why aren't you two sleeping together?

What are you even doing here?

I stowed away. [ laughs ]

Hahaharawrawwrar!

Oh, boy, it's fun, it's fun!

We're having fun. Is it just you two?

Where's everybody else?

Where's the furry fantasy dad guy?

Where's he at?

He's probably partying...

- No! - ...And snacking.

Snacking? No way!

Yeah. He's a lucky, partying,

Snacking guy.

Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

Stop! You're hurting my dad!

This can all stop when you tell me where mooncake is.

We don't know where he is!

Shame. I don't believe you.

So let's continue.

Ugh! After the battle, you summoned me.

[ Straining ] I should have been grateful to you.

But instead, I just hated you more.

Tell me avocato,

Do you have a family?

I used to. A boy.

Is that what you fight for?

I fight for ventrexia.

Tell me, what is so special about ventrexia?

It sends its people to fight a thousand-year war for what?!

I don't know anymore.

So then they have you kill for no reason?

I kill because I...

You kill because you're good at it.

You're right. I know I'm right.

And now I'm gonna give you

The greatest gift anyone has ever given you.

I am gonna change you from the butcher you are

Into a master,

By giving you a cause.

What if, together, we could create a universe

Where death could no longer be found?

Does that even exist?

With your help, it can.

I've heard the cries of this galaxy.

They yearn for a savior, and with you as my number two,

I will finally reveal myself to them!

There will be those who'll resist,

Which is why I need you.

Ventrexians are the fiercest warriors in the galaxy.

And you, avocato,

Are the fiercest of them all.

Where do we begin?

Give me ventrexia.

I want the bodies of the king and queen!

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[ Thud ]

Bolo: Mooncake, now!

Chookity pok!

Ugh!

[ Grunting ]

- Tight. - Ah!

Hoo-wah! Ugh!

How did you become invictus' lap dog?

Ugh! Ugh!

Invictus liberated us from our bonds.

We built all of this by our backs.

We laid dimension after dimension.

For what?

So life could thrive.

Ugh! Ugh!

The arachnitects were enslaving us.

Wake up! Ugh!

Why cant you see what invictus has done for us?

All you've done is traded one master for another.

It seems there is no convincing you.

Ugggggh! Aah!

Then through death you will join us.

Ugh! Ugh!

Ughhhhh!

H.U.E.: I am detecting massive energy spikes

From mooncake's location.

If I had to guess, mooncake and bolo are fighting a titan.

Did you say a titan?

What the hell has gotten into mooncake's head?!

[ Zapping and purring ]

Gary, I haven't told you everything I've wanted to.

Please!

I've been so afraid to push, but I can't take it anymore!

Hey gary! I got a question.

Are you content with the amount of

Non-sexual affection in your relationship?

Like hugs, hand hugs, fist bumps, and whatnot?

You're not all up there are you?

Raawwwwwrr! Right.

We should get ready. Wait, quinn.

Wait, quinn! Quinn, wait!

Dang it! Way to go little dude.

I was this close to breaking through to quinn.

Don't start with me. Don't start.

Ugh! Ugh! You know, avocato,

This can all end before your boy finds out.

Ugh! Just tell me what I want.

Yes? [ spits ]

Aah! Will you quit spitting in my face?!

[ laughter ]

Avocato did you dirty there!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

I gave you an out,

But now it's time to finish the story.

Aaaaaah!

[ lasers zapping ]

Are you scared? Trust.

We're going to make it.

Hurry! Let's go!

How can you be sure?

Because avocato fights with us.

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Look. There's avocato now.

[♪♪]

Dad! You killed them?

It wasn't your fault.

That hose bag mind freaked you.

I know. But I pulled the trigger.

How could you?

I'm sorry. I'll never forgive myself.

And you shouldn't either.

But I promise you,

I've tried to right that wrong in ways you'll never understand.

You really don't know where mooncake is, do you?

Argh!

What in the bloody hellscape is this?

This... Is our destination

For your rendezvous with invictus.

[♪♪]

Gary, you know when biskit brought up sleeping together

And it got super awkward?

I do remember that vividly,

Which is why biskit must go asapp.

I just want you to know, it's not that

I don't see a life together.

It's just...

What?

What if one of us dies before that ever happens?

Hey, we made it this far, so I think we're good.

I don't mean us.

I mean me.

What are you saying? I don't know.

Maybe I'm just worrying too much.

You worry? I worry all the time.

And I never tell you because I'm too busy worrying.

What I'm saying is that I'm here for you if you need me.

But you must verbally let me know,

Because I am terrible, terrible at signals.

Oh, I know.

Maybe if you did, like, a "caw-caaaawww!"

[ laughs ]

Or, like, the sound of a butterfly

Playing an angelic harp, ya know?

[ laughs ] what does that sound like?

Screeee-scroooooh-oooooo!

It's k-kinda like that. Wow.

That's beautiful.

I know it's beautiful!

How 'bout we make a deal?

You stop worrying, and I'll do my best, too.

Let's get mooncake.

Invictus! Prepare to have one less ally.

Bring it.

[ Grunts ] arrrgghhh!

Ahhhh! Arrrgghhhh!

[ Roars ]

Goodbye, old friend.

Mooncake, do it.

Chookity pok!

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[♪♪]

Gar? Mooncake!

Gar?! Gar! Gar! Gar! Gar! Garrr!

Oh, man, it's good to see you, little buddy.

Chookity pok! What?

Dude! You told mooncake I was dead?!

What the hell, yo?!

My revenge blinded me.

It was the only way I knew mooncake would leave your side.

We want the same thing, gary.

To defeat invictus. No, we don't!

We want to get out of final space.

So you know what? Stay the hell away from us.

- Ooooooohhhh. - Did I go too far?

Crap. I went too far, didn't I?

Yes, you did, gary.

I'm trying here. Really trying!

I've been in... I've been in a cube for, uh...

I don't know how long.

But long! And I'm...

I get it! I got heated.

I mean, maybe we just take some time to cool off, huh?

How 'bout that, bud man?

Don't you quit on me.

You do you, and we're gonna go find

Avocato and the others. I'll go...

Uh, continue weakening invictus' army.

He will not win this.

Chookity pok pok!

Hmm. It's glowing.

Crap!

I don't have long.

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We're not like you.

We'll never betray each other.

Really? [ laughs ]

What makes you say that?

I don't have to know the answer to be right.

My father survived you.

And as long as he's still here.

I know I will be, too.

♪ The day the day will come

Avocato: What have I done?

[♪♪]

[ Baby crying ]

They...

They had a child.

You... You remind me of a son I used to have.

I swear, even if I have to give up my own life to protect you,

I'm gonna keep you safe.

[ Whoosh ]

Whatcha got there?

Is that their child?

No. He's... he's my son.

Are you sure you want that little thing to come between us?

I gave you ventrexia.

This is my payment.

That boy...

Will be the death of you.

♪ Now edge to edge of space...

Dad, look, I-I hate that you killed them,

But at least now everything is out in the open.

Yeah.

♪ The day will

♪ the day will come

Now you know everything.

♪ The day will come

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