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It's almost time.
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Where's my Barbie makeup kit?
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Oh, sweetie, I think I threw that out.
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Well, I'm sorry. It was getting nasty.
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That lip gloss was starting
to look like chutney.
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Well, I can't go to the party
without my face beat.
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I think I have a stomachache.
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I don't think I can go tonight.
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If she's not going, I'm not going.
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Wait a minute.
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Y'all have been so excited
about this for weeks.
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Your first night sleeping out.
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My first night with you sleeping out.
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- We're all excited.
- Rude!
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What?
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You're gonna have so much fun.
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And if I happen to have
a little bit of fun
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not being in charge of your fun
for the first time
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in, like, forever, well, then so be it.
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But trust me, you're ready for this.
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- Are you sure, Dad?
- Of course.
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Look, if you hate it, I'll come get you.
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But then Sophie Wexler will
make fun of us for leaving.
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That's why it's just better
if we don't go.
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No! I mean, uh, look.
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Let's just think.
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If you gotta come home,
just call me and say,
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"Dad, are we having lasagna tomorrow?"
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And then I'll come right over
with a great excuse
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of why you gotta leave,
like night church.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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"Lasagna." I like it.
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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My precious, little babies.
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Your ride is here!
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All right. Bye-bye!
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Rick, I need you to take Gary out.
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Out? Wow.
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I did say I'd help you with whatever,
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but killing my best friend is a big ask.
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What?
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I meant take him out for the night.
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And also, Gary's your best friend?
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Eh, I'm working on that.
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That's why I bought him
these: "BET: Uncut" DVDs.
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It's his favourite program.
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Didn't they stop making that show
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because it was so degrading
to black women?
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Yes! However, where there's an eBay,
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there's an e-way.
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Thank you very much,
doug@working69to5.com.
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Gary does love big black butts.
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I mean, look, I just want a night alone.
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I haven't had many since I had kids,
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or any since my father-in-law
started squatting in my home.
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None taken.
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Oh, I thought you said, "no offense."
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- Nope.
- You should have.
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Well, look, is it too much to ask
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for one special night alone?
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I mean, one night that
I don't have to do anything
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for anybody?
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I can just do stuff that I love to do,
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like eating bed cake
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or eating bed bloomin' onion.
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That's an incredibly sad
itinerary for a special night,
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but I did hear that Ludacris
has a new crab joint
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called "Ludacrabs."
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You think Gary'd like that?
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- You know what?
- I think he will.
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He will love it.
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- My treat.
- Awesome!
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What do you think I should wear?
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Anything else.
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And in the end, Justin Bartha
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was on top of the hotel the entire time,
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but, ironically,
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no one ever saw him again.
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Okay, Pam, how are your recaps
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longer than the actual movie?
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- I'm passionate.
- Okay.
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Kenan, hey. I thought you left.
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No, this isn't all for me.
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Is that what you asked?
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No, but now that you mention it...
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All right, well, truth be told,
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my girls went to their first
sleepover tonight,
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so I'm alone to do whatever I want.
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It's gonna be like "The Purge,"
but "The Binge."
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Mm, first sleepover. Yikes.
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Yeah, don't get too comfortable.
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Odds are, you're gonna
have to pick them up.
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Me and my friends,
we watched "Candyman"
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at my first sleepover,
and I got so scared,
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I peed in Katie Gianetti's sleeping bag.
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I mean, I wasn't gonna sleep in pee.
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That's disgusting.
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Well, my girls will be fine.
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- They're tough.
- Yes, they are.
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My first sleepover was great.
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I had s'mores, we talked about boys,
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conjured up my grandma
with a ouija board.
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- What?
- Yeah. For real.
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Man, please tell me
you are not that crazy.
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- Oh, no.
- Here we go.
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First of all, there's nothing crazy
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about your loved ones who
passed away watching over you.
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I'm sorry, so you think that dead people
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are just chilling around
us at all times?
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Yep, at home, at work, at the mall.
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No. I'm sorry.
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I don't buy that Cori
is just floating over me
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at an Ann Taylor loft.
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Why are you at an Ann Taylor Loft?
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I'm at where I'm at.
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Look, Kenan, a deep connection
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to the spiritual world
runs in my family.
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We believe our loved ones send us signs
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or appear at totems,
like their favorite animals,
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- to help guide us.
- And that makes you feel better?
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It does.
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Yeah, every time I see a blue jay,
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I feel my grandma's presence,
like she's watching over me.
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Remember that day a bird
dookied on my blazer?
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That was Grammy just telling me
shoulder pads aren't for me.
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- Aw.
- Okay, tell me.
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What was Cori's favorite animal?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I guess she thought
squirrels were cute...
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- Yeah.
- Which is ridiculous,
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because squirrels are just rats
with a blowout.
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But wait, how did we even get on this?
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I didn't come here to
talk about animals.
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I came here to eat some!
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So yeah.
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Cori's not watching over me.
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My girls are fine.
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It's gonna be the best night of my life.
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Oh!
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Hello?
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Oh, that's right.
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Nobody home but moi. Truly.
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Do the usher.
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Do the usher.
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Anybody want me to do anything for 'em?
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Hmm?
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Well, you can't ask me
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because I kicked y'all
all out the house!
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Even my girls...
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Despite they obvious cries for help.
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Hey. What's up?
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I... I'm chilling. I was just
calling to check on you, girl.
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Uh, how's work?
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It is Friday night.
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I am getting ready for a date.
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- Really?
- Okay, fine.
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I'm at work.
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Give me two minutes. What's up?
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Pam and Tami got in my head.
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I think the girls were really scared
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about their first sleepover,
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but I made them go anyway.
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Now I'm wondering if I pushed them away
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before they was ready
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just so I could finally
have a night alone.
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I'm sure they're ready.
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Plus, every parent needs a break.
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That's what mine told me
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when they took extended
vacations without me.
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Look, you're just not used
to being alone, all right?
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My yogi says solitude brings all
your deepest fears to the surface.
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- Your yogi, Kyler?
- Yeah.
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The guy who has a tank top that says,
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"the universe is my homeboy"?
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Just enjoy your night off.
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Okay. You're right.
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Thanks.
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Hey. Come to bed, cake.
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Uh, you didn't hang up.
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- It ain't what you think!
- Oh, see, that's what guilty people say.
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And let's toss in
a lobster rollout my business
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- for the table.
- That doesn't sound Ludacris to me!
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That's funny.
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Okay, gonna "move, bitch,
and get out" this order!
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This is nice, huh?
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Just the boys, the dawgs.
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Yeah, sure.
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I didn't know you were
such a Ludacris fan.
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Oh, yeah, man.
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I love all them
"Fast and Furious" movies.
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It's like visual Cialis.
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Huh. You know, there's something
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I just can't stop thinking about.
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Why we didn't do this sooner?
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Mm-mm. Why are we here?
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This place is whack as hell, man.
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I know the streets said no snitching
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in the hip-hop community,
but I gotta take this to yelp.
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People need to know.
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I was just gonna say the same thing.
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- So whack.
- Yeah.
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I mean, but...
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Kenan was crying about wanting to have
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his special night alone or whatever,
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and so we're here.
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We may as well enjoy
each other's company?
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Hey, that's weird.
Kenan wanted to be alone?
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I hope he's not depressed or anything.
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Well, it's not weird
to want to be alone.
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It is for Kenan.
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That dude is social.
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When my mom said he was too old
for family bath,
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he refused to go to prom.
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I just wish there was a way
I could check in on him
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without bothering him, you know?
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Um...
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What in the sick...
you've been spying on us?
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Oh, no! No, no.
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Not spying. This is security.
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Wait, is that a birthday cake?
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What's the date?
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Hold on, is Kenan's birthday coming up?
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Oh, no. It must be today.
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That's why he said
he wanted his special night.
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- Oh, he said special.
- Oh, my God.
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- We forgot Kenan's birthday.
- How we do that?
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- This is bad.
- This is bad.
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We gotta team up and throw him a party.
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Yes! Yes, like, asap.
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Ooh, asap mob throws
the best birthday parties.
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Rocky had a dirty Sprite Slip 'N Slide.
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That thing was fast.
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And sticky.
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Sometimes when you talk, I
feel like I'm having a stroke.
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Hmm.
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But I love it.
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Okay. Ready?
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Light as a feather.
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- Stiff as a...
- Hey, girls.
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No, no, no. It's okay.
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I'm Aubrey and Birdie's dad.
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- Ugh, so lame!
- Gosh.
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Once again, I'm really sorry
for scaring everybody.
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And thank you so much
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for having my girls over, by the way.
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I just wanted to tell you that
we're having lasagna tomorrow.
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No, we're not having lasagna.
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Yeah, you can't tell us
when we're having lasagna.
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We tell you when we want lasagna.
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What if I want lasagna?
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I have a lean cuisine
lasagna, if that helps.
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Nobody wants your tiny,
sad lasagna, Jan, okay?
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I'm sorry. No offense.
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But come here.
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- Dad.
- Look.
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00:08:43,961 --> 00:08:45,520
I think I made a bad
decision, all right?
258
00:08:45,589 --> 00:08:48,012
You're not ready for a sleepover,
259
00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,492
and I pushed you into it, but
why don't you just come home
260
00:08:49,576 --> 00:08:52,723
and we'll try again in,
like, a year, or maybe five?
261
00:08:52,864 --> 00:08:54,614
- I wanna stay.
- Yeah.
262
00:08:54,685 --> 00:08:56,099
They put parmesan on their popcorn.
263
00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,617
I mean, it's insane, but it works.
264
00:08:58,773 --> 00:09:00,933
Dad, are you maybe not ready?
265
00:09:01,253 --> 00:09:02,592
Me? What?
266
00:09:02,764 --> 00:09:05,145
No, I'm... I'm cool.
I came here for y'all.
267
00:09:05,192 --> 00:09:07,426
You know, I'm here to check on y'all.
268
00:09:07,543 --> 00:09:09,009
But if you straight, I'm straight.
269
00:09:09,078 --> 00:09:10,105
You did what?
270
00:09:10,146 --> 00:09:12,096
I embarrassed them
in front of Sophie Wexler.
271
00:09:12,181 --> 00:09:14,315
She's super popular even though
she don't even really know
272
00:09:14,383 --> 00:09:15,599
how to tie her shoes.
273
00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:16,934
Look, you need to relax, okay?
274
00:09:17,019 --> 00:09:19,186
Go home and take some
of Cori's calm gummies.
275
00:09:19,238 --> 00:09:21,105
You told me she bought those in bulk.
276
00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:22,823
Man, that fake crap?
277
00:09:22,892 --> 00:09:25,192
I only take herbs
recommended by a doctor...
278
00:09:25,217 --> 00:09:26,299
Dre.
279
00:09:26,346 --> 00:09:27,540
You're so cool.
280
00:09:27,579 --> 00:09:28,696
Trust me. They work.
281
00:09:28,748 --> 00:09:30,030
I take them to go to sleep.
282
00:09:30,099 --> 00:09:31,232
Or to talk to my mother.
283
00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,584
It'll take the edge off so that
you can enjoy your night
284
00:09:33,669 --> 00:09:34,977
and stop acting a fool.
285
00:09:35,002 --> 00:09:36,370
Now I gotta go. I have a friend over.
286
00:09:36,422 --> 00:09:37,507
No, you don't.
287
00:09:38,457 --> 00:09:40,241
Rude!
288
00:09:40,309 --> 00:09:41,976
Sleep. Uh, wake up.
289
00:09:42,222 --> 00:09:44,178
Think. Wake up and think.
290
00:09:44,247 --> 00:09:45,980
Calm. Calmer.
291
00:09:46,048 --> 00:09:47,348
Calmest?
292
00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:49,190
Calmest-er.
293
00:09:49,292 --> 00:09:50,684
Huh, let me see what that's about.
294
00:09:53,389 --> 00:09:54,822
Mmm!
295
00:09:54,891 --> 00:09:56,390
What's that? Olallieberry?
296
00:09:56,442 --> 00:09:58,626
Delish...
297
00:10:03,266 --> 00:10:04,782
Mmm.
298
00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:08,152
Wow, I do feel calmest... Er.
299
00:10:12,158 --> 00:10:15,159
Might as well remind myself
what all the fuss was about.
300
00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:25,669
Yeah, it's just bikinis.
301
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,338
Well, there go the bikinis.
302
00:10:31,184 --> 00:10:32,759
Y'all shouldn't be watching this.
303
00:10:34,827 --> 00:10:36,313
You neither, Cori.
304
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:40,034
Well, you just everywhere, aren't you?
305
00:10:43,605 --> 00:10:45,472
Huh. Sup, squirrel?
306
00:10:51,573 --> 00:10:52,672
What the...
307
00:11:02,441 --> 00:11:03,774
No, no... no, no, no, no, no!
308
00:11:06,662 --> 00:11:08,946
Shoo! Get out of here, squirrel!
309
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,560
Cori?
310
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,787
Man, there's nothing sadder
than a party supply store.
311
00:11:16,856 --> 00:11:18,589
It's like Bloomingdale's for weirdos.
312
00:11:18,657 --> 00:11:21,859
My brother wanting to be alone
on his birthday is sadder.
313
00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:23,127
Why doesn't he want
to be around anybody?
314
00:11:23,195 --> 00:11:26,063
Well, nothing that a big,
old surprise party can't cure.
315
00:11:26,132 --> 00:11:27,965
It's a classic case of two best bros
316
00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:30,234
saving the day for a third best bro.
317
00:11:30,302 --> 00:11:32,769
Me and Kenan are your best bros?
318
00:11:32,838 --> 00:11:35,639
Uh, no. Of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
319
00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:37,241
- I got tons of best bros...
- Okay.
320
00:11:37,309 --> 00:11:39,309
Like, well, I'll name you some.
321
00:11:39,378 --> 00:11:41,645
- There's, um, Denny...
- Mm-hmm.
322
00:11:41,714 --> 00:11:43,881
Wendy, um...
323
00:11:43,949 --> 00:11:46,049
Mike from Jersey, Mickey D...
324
00:11:46,118 --> 00:11:48,018
Okay, wait, are you just
naming restaurants?
325
00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:50,254
Denny's, Wendy's,
Jersey Mike's, McDonald's?
326
00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:53,690
- No! No! These are dear friends of mine.
- Okay.
327
00:11:53,759 --> 00:11:55,659
One of them has really good fries.
328
00:11:55,728 --> 00:11:57,427
And then I tried to shoo it away,
329
00:11:57,496 --> 00:11:59,897
but it just sat right here
on this picture of Cori
330
00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:01,415
staring at me.
331
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,667
I think she's pissed at me
for sending the girls
332
00:12:03,736 --> 00:12:05,302
to that sleepover
when they weren't ready.
333
00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:08,005
Or maybe it was because
I was watching "BET: Uncut"
334
00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:09,373
in my cozies...
335
00:12:09,441 --> 00:12:11,808
Which I was definitely was not doing.
336
00:12:11,877 --> 00:12:13,544
- Uh-huh.
- But maybe she's just,
337
00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:15,679
getting used to her
beady, little squirrel eyes.
338
00:12:15,748 --> 00:12:17,064
How many of these did you take?
339
00:12:17,149 --> 00:12:19,082
Oh, I Pac-Man'd that whole bottle.
340
00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:20,350
They're not candy.
341
00:12:20,419 --> 00:12:21,852
You're supposed to take, like, a half.
342
00:12:21,921 --> 00:12:24,571
- They have side effects.
- Right!
343
00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:26,323
It was just the gummies.
344
00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:28,525
Phew! Thank God.
345
00:12:28,594 --> 00:12:30,529
You know, I was worried you was
about to say something like...
346
00:12:30,554 --> 00:12:32,462
You finally opened yourself
up to the spiritual world,
347
00:12:32,531 --> 00:12:33,947
Cori appears as her favorite animal,
348
00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:35,532
and you do the worst thing ever,
349
00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:37,401
you shoo her away.
350
00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:39,970
That was exactly what I
was worried you were gonna say.
351
00:12:40,039 --> 00:12:42,139
Wait, but are you saying that
as an example
352
00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:43,307
of what I was worried
you were gonna say,
353
00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:44,424
or are you saying it?
354
00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:46,310
Oh, I'm saying it. Definitely saying it.
355
00:12:47,698 --> 00:12:50,381
Okay, so you need to put out
some of Cori's favorite stuff
356
00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:51,639
to lure her back.
357
00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:54,222
Do you really think Cori
is a furry rat now?
358
00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:55,394
That sucks.
359
00:12:55,496 --> 00:12:57,500
Okay, I don't think
she's actually the squirrel,
360
00:12:57,557 --> 00:12:59,123
but you see her in the squirrel.
361
00:12:59,742 --> 00:13:02,009
And you know Cori
would have my back on this
362
00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:04,678
because she was a big believer
in the spiritual realm.
363
00:13:04,747 --> 00:13:06,647
And that furniture had feelings.
364
00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:09,049
Yeah, but she also believed
that expiration dates
365
00:13:09,118 --> 00:13:10,434
were just suggestions,
366
00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:12,770
and we both saw how sick
she got off that go-gurt.
367
00:13:12,855 --> 00:13:14,688
Okay, but what about
those fertility earrings
368
00:13:14,757 --> 00:13:16,774
that I gave her when y'all
were trying to get pregnant?
369
00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:18,142
Gave you two beautiful girls!
370
00:13:18,227 --> 00:13:20,694
Uh, no. My sperms did that.
371
00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:23,530
That's right, my doc said
my count is "banonkers."
372
00:13:23,599 --> 00:13:25,833
Kenan, why are you
so resistant to the idea
373
00:13:25,901 --> 00:13:27,701
of the spiritual world
watching over you?
374
00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:30,170
Look, I just don't want Cori
watching over me!
375
00:13:31,157 --> 00:13:33,307
Okay? What's going on?
376
00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:35,242
It's just...
377
00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:37,077
The thought of Cori
watching my every move
378
00:13:37,146 --> 00:13:38,712
is just too much pressure.
379
00:13:38,781 --> 00:13:41,715
I mean, Cori had incredible
parenting instincts,
380
00:13:41,784 --> 00:13:44,084
and mine suck.
381
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:45,719
Like, you think it's
a good idea to tell a kid
382
00:13:45,795 --> 00:13:47,371
if they eat their vegetables,
they can have dessert?
383
00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:48,981
- Yeah, that sounds right.
- Wrong.
384
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,425
- Oh.
- It's the worst thing you can do.
385
00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:54,561
It makes them "food insecure"?
386
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:57,598
I mean, parenting
is so counterintuitive.
387
00:13:57,683 --> 00:14:00,067
Like, I thought the girls were
ready to go to a sleepover,
388
00:14:00,135 --> 00:14:02,569
which probably means that they're not.
389
00:14:02,638 --> 00:14:04,521
I mean, what if the other girls
try to freeze their bras
390
00:14:04,607 --> 00:14:05,656
or something while they're sleeping?
391
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:07,074
- What bras?
- Oh, my God!
392
00:14:07,142 --> 00:14:08,275
I didn't get them no bras!
393
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,610
They don't need bras. Yet.
394
00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:11,578
Oh. Well, see?
395
00:14:11,647 --> 00:14:14,581
I mean, Cori always knew
the right thing for them,
396
00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,667
but now I'm thinking
about all of the decisions
397
00:14:16,752 --> 00:14:18,285
I'm gonna have to make on my own...
398
00:14:18,337 --> 00:14:19,554
- Look, Kenan.
- You're right, okay?
399
00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:22,339
Cori had amazing instincts.
400
00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:23,657
Wow, I thought you was gonna try
401
00:14:23,726 --> 00:14:25,042
to talk me off the ledge a little bit.
402
00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:26,393
Which is why
403
00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:28,429
she chose you to be the father
of her kids.
404
00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:30,297
She knew you'd be the best dad.
405
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,300
But...
406
00:14:33,352 --> 00:14:35,102
What if she was just blinded
by my raw sex appeal?
407
00:14:36,856 --> 00:14:39,773
look, I'm sure Cori would
be proud of all your decisions.
408
00:14:39,842 --> 00:14:42,142
Except maybe the eating
all your gummies ones 'cause...
409
00:14:42,194 --> 00:14:44,311
- Oh, yeah. I'm hella faded.
- Yeah.
410
00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:50,666
Hi, girls.
411
00:14:52,187 --> 00:14:53,320
Don't be scared.
412
00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:54,621
We're just here to take two of you.
413
00:14:56,525 --> 00:14:58,826
- Again?
- Why does this keep happening?
414
00:14:58,911 --> 00:15:00,327
All right.
415
00:15:00,412 --> 00:15:02,029
I got a picture of the girls,
416
00:15:02,098 --> 00:15:04,465
that Jodeci song that she used
to like to get busy to,
417
00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:06,300
a bloomin' onion... well, part of one
418
00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:08,469
- Mm-hmm.
- And her signature drink.
419
00:15:08,537 --> 00:15:09,720
A Ros� on the Rocks.
420
00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:12,473
But didn't the ice make it
super watery when it melted?
421
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:13,974
Oh, she downed it way before that.
422
00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,042
Got it.
423
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:17,511
And now...
424
00:15:17,596 --> 00:15:18,712
Musk oil.
425
00:15:18,781 --> 00:15:20,013
All right.
426
00:15:20,065 --> 00:15:21,348
This is getting silly now.
427
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:23,321
What am I, luring a squirrel to my house
428
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,903
with musk and wine like I'm
some woodland Bill Cosby?
429
00:15:25,988 --> 00:15:27,354
And besides, everybody knows
430
00:15:27,406 --> 00:15:28,989
squirrels don't even come out at night.
431
00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:30,941
Oh, it just ran over my foot.
432
00:15:31,026 --> 00:15:32,109
Okay. See?
433
00:15:32,194 --> 00:15:33,277
I'm gonna leave you to it.
434
00:15:33,362 --> 00:15:34,862
Just speak from the heart.
435
00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:36,663
I guarantee it'll make you feel better,
436
00:15:36,732 --> 00:15:38,448
whether you think
Cori's in there or not.
437
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:41,871
SOFTLY: Hey.
438
00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:44,288
Um...
439
00:15:44,373 --> 00:15:47,374
So...
440
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:48,842
Guess this is like "Ghost" huh?
441
00:15:48,911 --> 00:15:53,380
Except I'm Demi Moore,
and you're Patrick Swayze?
442
00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:55,549
In a squirrel?
443
00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:58,375
I am so full of gummies right now.
444
00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:02,189
God, Cori,
445
00:16:02,257 --> 00:16:03,857
I don't know what I'm doing.
446
00:16:03,926 --> 00:16:05,893
Like, for the longest,
I didn't know the difference
447
00:16:05,978 --> 00:16:07,444
between leggings and tights
448
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,479
until some helpful moms
straightened me out
449
00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:11,315
when I sent them to school
with they undies showing
450
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,900
one too many times.
451
00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:18,411
If I am doing all right,
can you give me a sign?
452
00:16:18,481 --> 00:16:20,841
Surprise!
453
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,465
No! Don't go, baby!
454
00:16:23,528 --> 00:16:24,611
I mean,
455
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:25,957
it ain't what it looks like.
456
00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:28,117
So yeah. No, I was chilling, you know?
457
00:16:28,462 --> 00:16:30,016
Just loving being alone,
458
00:16:30,105 --> 00:16:31,337
and then I felt bad that Mika was alone,
459
00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:32,739
like, all the time,
460
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,791
so then, I called her up
and invited her over
461
00:16:34,843 --> 00:16:38,111
for a little night picnic.
That's all. Right, Mika?
462
00:16:38,215 --> 00:16:40,197
What... yeah. That's what happened.
463
00:16:40,222 --> 00:16:41,855
Really, 'cause it looked to me
464
00:16:41,899 --> 00:16:43,866
like he about to blow the back
out of that...
465
00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:46,201
Okay, girls, shall we
go get some cookies?
466
00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:47,402
- Yes, please.
- Nah, man.
467
00:16:47,438 --> 00:16:48,854
There wasn't nothing freaky going on.
468
00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:50,506
Just me and lonely-ass Mika.
469
00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:52,991
You know, she's such a sad
mess of a woman.
470
00:16:53,027 --> 00:16:54,543
She sure is.
471
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,112
I saw her changing clothes once
in a parking lot.
472
00:16:57,962 --> 00:16:59,116
Wait, is this a roast?
473
00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:00,699
Okay, so if you wanna continue, Kenan,
474
00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:02,201
I can just stay here with the girls.
475
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,585
No, no. I was just... I'm sorry.
476
00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:05,337
Please go inside. That's it, people.
477
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,155
Just a simple picnic.
478
00:17:07,174 --> 00:17:08,423
And then the squirrel rolled up
479
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:10,209
and I was about to handle it,
480
00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:11,843
and then y'all got here.
481
00:17:11,879 --> 00:17:13,629
Yeah, what the hell
y'all doing here anyway?
482
00:17:13,664 --> 00:17:15,731
Man, we ain't want you to be
alone on your birthday, bro.
483
00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:18,217
Don't worry, guys. I rehearsed
the black birthday song in the car,
484
00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:21,385
- so I'm ready.
- Well, I know that's supposed to be sweet,
485
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:24,690
but it's not my birthday
until next week.
486
00:17:24,725 --> 00:17:26,375
And Gary, how did you not know that?
487
00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:28,477
I knew it was coming up, man,
488
00:17:28,512 --> 00:17:30,312
but then rick was so sure,
489
00:17:30,347 --> 00:17:32,147
and I just got excited
about throwing you a party.
490
00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:33,615
Well, it's not totally on us.
491
00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:35,417
I mean, you were acting all weird,
492
00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:37,185
like your special night...
493
00:17:37,204 --> 00:17:38,620
There's nothing weird about that.
494
00:17:38,656 --> 00:17:40,155
Yeah, but you was eating birthday cake
495
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:41,957
all by your damn self, okay?
496
00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:43,205
What were we supposed to think?
497
00:17:43,245 --> 00:17:45,744
That birthday cake
is my favorite kind of cake,
498
00:17:45,796 --> 00:17:47,763
and you can get the ones
that haven't been picked up
499
00:17:47,798 --> 00:17:50,232
at the end of the day at Kroger
for five bucks.
500
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:51,767
Wait, how did you see me
eating cake anyway?
501
00:17:51,802 --> 00:17:53,919
Uh-oh, Rick, you wanna take this one?
502
00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:55,637
Don't turn this around on us.
503
00:17:55,673 --> 00:17:57,923
You were the one that was
wining and dining the rodent,
504
00:17:57,975 --> 00:18:00,559
and if we hadn't shown up, you
might've finished that rhyme!
505
00:18:00,594 --> 00:18:03,145
The picnic was with Mika,
506
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:05,931
and I was just trying to be alone.
507
00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,232
Okay.
508
00:18:07,268 --> 00:18:08,550
All right, man. We'll let you be alone.
509
00:18:08,569 --> 00:18:09,718
All right, y'all. Let's bounce.
510
00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:11,153
But I brought a little Tupperware
511
00:18:11,188 --> 00:18:12,988
to take cake home.
512
00:18:13,023 --> 00:18:14,089
No, please stay!
513
00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:14,934
I mean, uh...
514
00:18:16,216 --> 00:18:18,560
Chill. Y'all already here.
515
00:18:18,579 --> 00:18:21,530
Turns out being alone ain't all
it's cracked up to be anyway.
516
00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:22,965
- And I got cake.
- Yes!
517
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,600
Well, I got part of a cake.
518
00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:25,801
- Right?
- That'll do.
519
00:18:25,836 --> 00:18:26,969
Let's do it!
520
00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:30,733
Hey, Deon, Jan.
521
00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:31,974
Thank you so much for coming.
Cheers, cheers.
522
00:18:32,009 --> 00:18:34,109
Hey, you know, that lasagna
was actually pretty good.
523
00:18:34,144 --> 00:18:35,477
- See?
- Yep.
524
00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:36,945
- Pam, you good?
- I'm great.
525
00:18:36,981 --> 00:18:38,180
Phil, come on, man.
526
00:18:38,215 --> 00:18:39,765
This is not one of those
"take your shoes off
527
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,216
inside the house" type of houses.
528
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:42,651
Sorry.
529
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:43,885
You need a ride home, buddy?
530
00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:46,699
- I finally got a new passenger seat.
- Ooh.
531
00:18:46,761 --> 00:18:48,521
My babies!
532
00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:51,627
Thank you so much for ditching
your little satanic ritual
533
00:18:51,662 --> 00:18:53,278
to come to my not-birthday party.
534
00:18:53,314 --> 00:18:54,663
Uncle Gary and Papa Rick made us,
535
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,264
but we wanted to come home anyway.
536
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,833
I knew it! You weren't ready.
537
00:18:57,868 --> 00:19:00,002
No, we were ready for a sleepover,
538
00:19:00,037 --> 00:19:01,670
just not with those monsters.
539
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,655
They tried to give us fruit for dessert
540
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,540
and wanted us to sleep on the floor.
541
00:19:05,576 --> 00:19:06,875
Oh, my!
542
00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:08,010
And clearly,
543
00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:11,013
you needed some "lasagna."
544
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:13,882
Can we have cake even though
we just had cookies?
545
00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,177
Why not?
546
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,219
And you don't even have
to eat your veggies first.
547
00:19:17,254 --> 00:19:20,389
Boom! Parenting instincts.
548
00:19:22,296 --> 00:19:25,193
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
549
00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:27,596
Look, I'm sorry
550
00:19:27,631 --> 00:19:30,198
that I put that whole thing
about your sad life out there.
551
00:19:30,234 --> 00:19:31,516
Not that your life is sad.
552
00:19:31,568 --> 00:19:33,802
And I'm sorry that I made fun of you
553
00:19:33,837 --> 00:19:35,537
for believing in all of that stuff.
554
00:19:36,657 --> 00:19:38,223
Look, I'm not all the
way there with you,
555
00:19:38,254 --> 00:19:41,710
but I do feel better... so thank you.
556
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,662
Of course, and just so you know,
557
00:19:43,697 --> 00:19:46,415
what I heard out of all that
was, "Mika, you're right."
558
00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:48,033
Well, people gonna hear
what they wanna hear.
559
00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:49,284
Sure.
560
00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:50,919
It's a pretty dope birthday party.
561
00:19:50,954 --> 00:19:52,921
Even though it's not Kenan's birthday.
562
00:19:52,956 --> 00:19:53,979
And there's no clown.
563
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,306
Eh, it's just a classic case
564
00:19:55,392 --> 00:19:57,603
of two best bros looking out
for their third best bro.
565
00:19:57,681 --> 00:19:59,678
Okay, what's up with this
"best bro" stuff, man?
566
00:19:59,713 --> 00:20:02,230
Why you keep trying to make
me and you happen all night?
567
00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:04,216
Gee, man, I...
568
00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:06,568
I just don't have a lot
of friends to hang out with.
569
00:20:06,603 --> 00:20:08,904
The ones I have left are in Florida.
570
00:20:08,939 --> 00:20:11,006
Or jail.
571
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,190
Or heaven.
572
00:20:12,226 --> 00:20:13,227
Oh.
573
00:20:13,744 --> 00:20:15,310
Whoa, yeah, I guess I never thought
574
00:20:15,345 --> 00:20:17,562
about, uh, how much you had to give up
575
00:20:17,614 --> 00:20:19,047
to be with Kenan and the girls.
576
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,916
Gary, I had a waterbed.
577
00:20:20,951 --> 00:20:22,284
Ew.
578
00:20:22,319 --> 00:20:23,485
Yeah.
579
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,953
Well, look, man,
580
00:20:24,988 --> 00:20:27,789
for what it's worth, I had
a lot of fun tonight, man.
581
00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:29,658
I knew it.
582
00:20:29,693 --> 00:20:31,593
- Best bros.
- All right.
583
00:20:31,628 --> 00:20:34,596
Hey, boys, thanks again
for a great party.
584
00:20:34,631 --> 00:20:37,248
Unless, of course, this is still
a sleep gummy hallucination.
585
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,039
In which case, please take
me to the hospital.
586
00:20:40,504 --> 00:20:41,586
Yo, for real, though,
587
00:20:41,638 --> 00:20:42,950
were you trying to smash that squirrel?
588
00:20:43,021 --> 00:20:44,993
Of course not.
589
00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:47,442
She was thick, though, wasn't she?
590
00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:48,559
She was thick.
591
00:20:49,363 --> 00:20:50,612
We need to keep this party going
592
00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:52,447
till we get some alley cats up in here
593
00:20:52,483 --> 00:20:54,116
'cause mama needs hers too.
594
00:20:54,141 --> 00:20:55,242
What?
595
00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:57,486
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah...
596
00:20:57,513 --> 00:20:58,557
What?
597
00:20:59,573 --> 00:21:01,423
I know it's not fair.
598
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,291
It's just kind of weird when you do it.
599
00:21:03,327 --> 00:21:04,709
- He's not wrong.
- Why?
600
00:21:04,745 --> 00:21:07,295
Again, it's not fair, but...
601
00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:08,463
It's weird as hell.
602
00:21:08,499 --> 00:21:09,581
- It is weird as hell.
- "Alley cat"?
603
00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:10,916
What's wrong with an alley cat?
604
00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:12,717
- Why you got a homeless cat?
- Not homeless!
605
00:21:12,753 --> 00:21:15,303
I mean, with a little dirty,
high butt walking around.
606
00:21:15,391 --> 00:21:20,391
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