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[cameras shutters clicking]
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- Good morning, everyone.
Good to see everybody.
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I am excited
to formally announce
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my choice of running mate.
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The person who I have chosen
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to become our next Vice
President of the United States
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is General Monica Jackson.
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[crowd gasps and chatters]
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- Miss Jackson, quick question.
- Miss Jackson.
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- Who?
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[camera shutters clicking]
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- Thank you.
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Not very good
at public speaking.
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[crowd clamoring]
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- But General Jackson endorsed
your opponent, Senator Taft.
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- That's right, she did.
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And General Jackson and I
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have had many differences
of opinion in the past.
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- She said
your remake of "Matilda"
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lacked the necessary violence
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to be entertaining.
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- And that was not one of them.
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I completely agree with
General Jackson on that one.
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[chuckles]
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Guys.
Guys, listen.
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I understand that
this choice today
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is one that may surprise
a lot of you,
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but growing up the way I did,
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I learned to really value
unique people
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with wildly different
points of view.
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So let me just take a moment,
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and take you back
to when I was ten years old,
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living in Hawaii.
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"Instant classic,
stunning puppetry."
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You hear that, Mom?
The puppetry is stunning.
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- What is it
with that ugly thing?
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He's everywhere.
- He's E. T.!
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He eats candy
and uses the telephone.
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I have to see it.
- That's E. T.?
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Looks like the guy who sells
mangoes next to the highway.
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- It's the eyes.
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- Mom, can we see "E. T."?
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Please?
- Sorry, baby, not today.
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I'm recording my audition song
for "Star Search."
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- That's right, you are!
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God, they're gonna
love your voice.
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What are you singing?
- Laura Branigan.
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She sings "Gloria."
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It's the hottest song
of the summer.
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It's gonna be great, trust me.
- Okay.
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- Mom, I don't mean
to not be supportive here--
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- How 'bout we go tomorrow?
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- [blows raspberry]
- Dewey, don't make that face.
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What if the wind changes?
You'll get stuck that way.
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- I accept that you don't
want me to do adult stuff--
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I don't like it,
but I accept it.
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But this movie is for kids.
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At least let me do kid stuff.
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- Maybe your dad can take you.
- Okay!
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Here are the showtimes.
10:00, 10:30, 11:00...
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- Babe, I can't take him
to the movies.
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I gotta go over the match
for Lia's Battle Royale.
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- So take him after.
- I can't after.
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I gotta run an errand.
- What errand?
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- Oh, this guy
came to me with
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a business opportunity
the other day.
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- You wrestle for me,
you'll be my number one guy.
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Greg Yao.
My info's on the card.
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- No big deal.
Which shirt do you like?
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- What look are you going for?
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- Professional cool.
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Like Sidney Poitier
going to court.
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- Beige turtleneck.
Corduroy pants.
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- Done.
[alarm beeping]
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- Oh, it's on!
- 9:30, 10:00...
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- Mom's big announcement.
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- Your one-stop shop for local
Hawaiian sports.
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I'm Terry,
and with me, as always,
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is the Washaki from Kapolei:
The Chief.
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- They call me The Chief
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and I like the beef.
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[laughter]
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- And in the studio today,
we have the Queen
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of Polynesian Pacific
Pro Wrestling,
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Lia Maivia,
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with some huge news
for Hawaii wrestling fans.
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- And mahalo, Terry.
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I just want to say
to all your listeners
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that they should hold
onto their butts.
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It's going to be the greatest
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Battle Royale in history.
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- I got a hand on each cheek.
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- Now, Lia, what about
local promoter Greg Yao.
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He worked for
your late husband
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Peter Maivia for years
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and has now become
your competitor.
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- [speaking native language]
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- Ooh.
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- So you're not concerned
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he poached two
of your best guys,
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King Kong Bundy
and Junkyard Dog,
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signing them
to exclusive contracts.
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- My guys--
Soulman Rocky Johnson,
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André the Giant,
the Wild Samoans,
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Macho Man Randy Savage--
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they are the toughest
and the meanest guys out there.
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My late husband Peter Maivia--
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I love you, Peter.
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I miss you, High Chief.
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He was a real chief
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and true king
of Hawaii wrestling.
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And that's why I am here
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to announce on
the "Terry Show"...
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- "Terry and The Chief."
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- That I am putting
Peter's championship belt
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where no other wrestler
has ever
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held since his passing,
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on the line for the winner.
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[funky music]
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- ♪ That you've been
living under ♪
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♪ But you really
don't remember ♪
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♪ Was it something
that they said? ♪
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♪ Are the voices in your head ♪
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♪ Calling Gloria ♪
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- Let me guess,
you're auditioning
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for "Star Search"?
- How'd you know?
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- So are they.
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- ♪ Calling Gloria ♪
- ♪ Calling Gloria ♪
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- ♪ Was it something
that he said? ♪
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- ♪ But you really
don't remember ♪
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- ♪ Calling Gloria ♪
- ♪ And they got your number ♪
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- Well, except for that guy.
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Actually, he just comes in
every week and reads the Bible.
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- "And the hand of the Lord
was on me
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and carried me out
in the spirit of the Lord."
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[funky upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey André.
You're European.
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What you think of my outfit?
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- I like it, Boss.
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You look like, uh,
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Columbo from the TV, huh?
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Don't arrest me,
Monsieur Columbo!
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[laughing]
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- All right, let's start.
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First--
- Grandma?
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- Yes, Dewey?
- Is this meeting over?
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- No, I've just started.
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Is there somewhere
you need to be?
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- Yeah, "E. T."
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- Play E. T. with Francine.
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[dog snoring]
Wrap her up in a blanket
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and she can be E. T.
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- I could take Dewey
for the afternoon.
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- Really?
Dad, can I go with André?
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Please?
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- Sure, it's okay with me.
- Yes!
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- No, André,
you need to hear the plan.
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- André plan always the same,
huh?
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André wrestle,
everyone hit André with chair.
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André leave, non?
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- Yeah, good.
That's it.
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- Formidable.
Allons-y, mon ami.
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Buh-bye, Columbo.
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[laughing]
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- Okay, so
if we drive really fast
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we can make it to the 1:30
"E. T." at Pearlridge--
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- André doesn't like movie.
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- You don't like movies?
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- André prefer books.
- Books?
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- André has an even better plan
than movie.
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We are going to do
my favorite thing, huh?
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[chuckles]
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- I didn't know it then,
but my day with André
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was about to change
my perspective on everything.
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- Okay, Battle Royale.
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As you all know,
the winner takes Peter's belt.
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And then we get a new champion.
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First thing,
everyone's in the ring.
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Get rid of the jobbers,
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and then it's down to
our eight stars.
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♪ ♪
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Sergeant Slaughter,
you will be eliminated
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by Ricky Steamboat
after a high-crossbody.
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- Great, see you all
at the bar.
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- While Steamboat
fires up the crowd,
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Rocky, you hit him
with a dropkick, boom!
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Right out of the ring.
- I love it.
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I'll stick the landing
like Nadia Comaneci.
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- Sheik, you will have
Macho Man in a Camel Clutch,
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then toss him out.
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- Your Sheiky Baby
always delivers.
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- Rocky and The Wild Samoans
make quick work of Sheik.
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- Can I wave to my girlfriend
in the front row?
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- No.
- That will upset her.
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- Then after the Samoans
attack André with chairs,
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Rocky joins in and the three
eliminate the Giant.
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The Wild Samoans
turn on Rocky.
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Sika holds Rocky up
as Afa charges.
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Rocky backbody drops Afa
over the top rope.
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- The fifth time this month.
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Think I would know better.
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- Rocky hits Sika with
the big Soulman right hand
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and out he goes.
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Rocky will be the new champ.
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Faamalo, Rocky.
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- Malo, Rocky.
- Malo, malo.
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[clapping]
- Well done.
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- Lia,
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I'm honored.
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- It's what Peter
would have wanted.
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What are we gonna do,
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give it to the Sheik?
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- There is a fly
on this danish.
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You jabronis never close box.
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- It's been a rough few weeks,
Rocky.
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You've been beside me
and you've supported me.
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Peter would have been proud of
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the kind of man you've become.
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- Lia, you know how
you insist I take roll call
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before the meeting?
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Well, I forgot.
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So, I did it just now
and Macho Man is not here.
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- Ey!
Anyone know where Randy is?
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- Yeah, he wanted me to tell
you he couldn't make it.
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Something about his girlfriend
Deborah's birthday.
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But don't worry.
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I've been taking notes for him.
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- "Girlfriend's birthdays."
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Bundy and JYD's "sick mothers."
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Greg Yao's behind this.
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Bob, go get the car.
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[tense exciting music]
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♪ ♪
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- How'd it go?
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- Turns out every woman
in Hawaii is auditioning
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for "Star Search"
by singing "Gloria."
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Ugh.
Where's Dewey?
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- With André.
But relax...
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you're here with Rocky Johnson.
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Want one of
my patented back rubs?
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- How am I supposed
to stand out
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when I'm singing the same song
as everybody else?
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- Well, if you want people
to remember you,
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you gotta show them something
they've never seen before.
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- That's okay for you to say,
you're a showman.
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I get nervous when
I wear my red belt.
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- I think you should sing
an original song.
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- [laughs]
Sure, yeah.
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I'll just whip up
a song better than "Gloria,"
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one of the greatest songs
of all time.
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- Nothing's gonna make
you stand out more
253
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than something only you
could've written.
254
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,162
I gotta run.
I'll catch you later.
255
00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,040
Squeeze the bicep
for good luck?
256
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,375
- That helped.
257
00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,046
- You know what,
André was right.
258
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,173
He was rude,
but he was right.
259
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,883
♪ ♪
260
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,719
- That way,
Randy's in room 302.
261
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,054
[whispering]
Three, two, one.
262
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,638
[crashing]
263
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,514
- Whoa!
264
00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,141
- Bob, Lia?
What the hell?
265
00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:21,728
- Oh, good, it really is
your girlfriend's birthday.
266
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,230
- Hey, happy birthday, Deborah.
- Thank you.
267
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,523
- Okay, bye!
268
00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:28,068
- Sorry, I'll just--
269
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,070
- Please.
Leave, Bob.
270
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,571
- I'll tell maintenance--
271
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,864
the front desk to
send up maintenance.
272
00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:35,408
- Have them wait 20,
maybe 30 minutes.
273
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,203
Beat it!
- Right, yeah.
274
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,038
- Big elbow!
Hey!
275
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,290
[jaunty French music]
276
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,709
- [cooing and clucking]
277
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,377
- [singing in French]
278
00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,880
- You really think this is fun?
279
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,090
- So fun.
280
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,218
And relaxing, non?
Want to borrow some seed?
281
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,595
- No, I don't want any seed.
282
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,347
I want to be at the movies,
watching "E. T."
283
00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,848
and having fun.
284
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,769
- What do you love
about the movie, huh?
285
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,021
- I like the stories?
- [chuckles]
286
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,357
You don't have to go to
the cinema to find a story.
287
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,943
Everything has a story to tell.
288
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,445
Have you ever
looked at the moon?
289
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,239
- Um, yeah?
290
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:17,784
- Some people used to think
the moon was made of cheese.
291
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,285
- Cheese?
292
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,079
- Because the craters,
293
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,956
they look like
the hole in the swiss cheese.
294
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,127
It depend on
how you look at it, non?
295
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,796
Regarde.
The big one.
296
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,548
Le Cochon approaches.
297
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,133
- Get out of here, porker!
298
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,801
- Hey!
299
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,469
It is not Le Cochon's fault
he is big.
300
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,929
And it is not easy for him.
301
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,639
The birds,
they do not include him.
302
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,890
And the people,
they shoo him away
303
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,267
because they think
he is greedy.
304
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,980
But not me.
305
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,481
He is my favorite,
306
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,317
which is why I give him
the moon.
307
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,279
[gentle music]
308
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,614
- [cooing]
309
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,700
- [chuckles]
310
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:00,994
- You know, looking back,
311
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,662
André was trying to show me
312
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,539
that there are a million
different ways
313
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,000
to look at something...
314
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,669
if you're only willing
to change your perspective.
315
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,921
[funky music]
316
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,674
- Greg Yao.
317
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,967
Sorry I'm late.
318
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,011
- I was surprised
you even wanted to meet,
319
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,679
seeing as how
you're Lia's son-in-law.
320
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,598
- I'm also a business man.
321
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,016
- [chuckles]
322
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,518
- Nice cowboy boots.
323
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,769
- They're not subtle.
324
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,272
But neither am I.
- [chuckles]
325
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,192
- Hope you don't mind,
I pre-ordered us some calamari.
326
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,526
- I'm good, thanks.
327
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,861
- Are you sure?
328
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,946
You might want to
take a closer look.
329
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,494
- Is that a gold chain
that says "No"?
330
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,205
- What?
[groans]
331
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,581
Damn it, it's got
some cocktail sauce on it.
332
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,874
Give me a minute.
333
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,710
It says "No. 1"
334
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,213
because that's what you'll
be when you sign with me.
335
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,180
- That was really beautiful,
wasn't it?
336
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,310
A man having sex with
his girlfriend on her birthday?
337
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,979
It really restored
my faith in people, you know?
338
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,190
- We were lucky to see it.
339
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,818
- Oh, a Zippy's.
Good, I want some chili rice.
340
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,404
[laidback music]
341
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,407
- What do you want to drink?
- Fruit punch.
342
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,911
♪ ♪
343
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,956
- ♪ Fruit punch
and a chili rice ♪
344
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,125
- [sighs]
Come on, you can do this, Ata.
345
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,258
[ukelele strumming]
346
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:43,388
♪ Don't look at me
all angry, baby ♪
347
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,597
♪ ♪
348
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:48,935
♪ I know it's not your way ♪
349
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,772
♪ What if the breeze
stops blowing ♪
350
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,900
♪ And you get stuck this way? ♪
351
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,944
♪ ♪
352
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:01,531
♪ I know
you're getting older, baby ♪
353
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,534
♪ I asked
the calendar to wait ♪
354
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:08,037
♪ But he laughed at me
and told me ♪
355
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,957
♪ I'm already late ♪
356
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,166
♪ ♪
357
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,794
♪ So I opened up
the windows, baby ♪
358
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,923
♪ And I left the door ajar ♪
359
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,427
♪ So the wind
might change direction ♪
360
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,888
♪ And you'll stay
always as you are ♪
361
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,640
♪ ♪
362
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,058
- I love it.
- Really?
363
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,810
- Oh, this is
your Rocky Shuffle!
364
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,271
"Star Search" is gonna love it.
365
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,148
All right,
let's head to the arena.
366
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,774
You can drop me off and
I'll see you and Dewey later?
367
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:37,984
- Already?
368
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,986
- Yeah, I just
got a lot on my mind.
369
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,988
Getting Peter's belt,
that's...
370
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,449
that's a big deal.
- Yeah.
371
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,660
- But you know what'll help?
372
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,495
Rewind that tape.
- [laughing]
373
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,622
- Let's hear that hit
one more time.
374
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,876
- And you really think there's
different versions of me
375
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,002
living in different dimensions?
376
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,587
- Oui.
377
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,756
- Well, if there are
other Deweys,
378
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,299
I hope one's big like you.
379
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,260
So everyone would have to
listen to him.
380
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,929
- Big, small,
it doesn't matter.
381
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,765
If you think small,
382
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,350
you will definitely
stay small, huh?
383
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,020
- That's easy for you to say.
You're big.
384
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,272
Everything's easy for you.
385
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,857
- Sometime André is too big.
386
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,610
Too big for chair,
too big for hat.
387
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,029
Too big to ride horses.
388
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,323
Sometime André feel like
King Kong.
389
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:28,534
You ever see the "King Kong"?
That is André's favorite movie.
390
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:32,747
- But I thought you said
you didn't like the movies?
391
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,415
- André lied.
392
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,542
I used to love to go to
the movies when I was a kid.
393
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:40,046
But I am too big now,
and people get angry at me.
394
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,215
I have to sit in the back
where I cannot see.
395
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,008
- Why don't you
just get glasses?
396
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,510
- [chuckles]
397
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,719
Vanité.
398
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,887
- You're the same, you know.
399
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,888
- As who?
400
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,181
- As le Cochon.
401
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,225
You guys are both bigger
than everybody else
402
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,227
and people are gonna
treat you differently
403
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,020
and it's not fair.
404
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,524
What if the problem isn't that
you're too big for the world,
405
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,193
it's that the world
is just too small for you?
406
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,697
André?
407
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,994
- A very clever little boy.
408
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,207
Jump on my back.
409
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,251
- Did I consider choosing
a running mate
410
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,585
who I had more in common with?
411
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,504
Of course I did.
412
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,507
But then I started to think
about André the Giant
413
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,426
and his birds.
414
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,220
He was the Eighth Wonder
of the World.
415
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,596
And he had enough
of an open mind
416
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,932
to listen to
a ten-year-old scrub like me.
417
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,601
- [E. T. cooing]
418
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,604
[whimsical music]
419
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,273
♪ ♪
420
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,108
- What is
the monster's name again?
421
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,778
- E. T.
422
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,780
- Eht.
423
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,074
- I will never forget that.
424
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,909
- Then Eht,
425
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,119
he use a spell to make
426
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,413
all the bicycles
fly up in the air.
427
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,248
- André, man,
I already told you.
428
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,167
Me and Sheik are
gonna go see it tomorrow!
429
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,918
- Oh, he dies.
430
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,129
- He dies.
He dies.
431
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,131
Hey, everyone, Eht dies!
- How are you doing?
432
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,426
Feeling good?
- Yeah, great.
433
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,469
Yeah, I'm gonna put on a show
for you tonight, Lia.
434
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,556
- Peter will be happy his belt
is staying in the family.
435
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:16,184
- And if André wasn't too big
to learn new lessons,
436
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:22,982
- Get ready for the 18-Man
437
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,276
Battle Royale.
438
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,986
Each wrestler has
to throw their opponent
439
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,446
over the top rope
440
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,614
and the last man in the ring
441
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,073
is the champion.
442
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,617
- Yeah!
- Look at this crowd.
443
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,993
This is amazing, Mom.
444
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,120
- You're in for a show.
445
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,205
- Go, Dad!
446
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,873
[bell dinging]
447
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,499
- Go, Rocky!
448
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,460
["Gloria" by Laura Branigan
playing]
449
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,170
Whoo!
450
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,297
♪ ♪
451
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:49,091
- It looks like everyone
is piling on André.
452
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,677
Will they smother the
Eighth Wonder of the World?
453
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,596
♪ ♪
454
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,849
And the Giant does it again.
Can't keep him down.
455
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,353
♪ ♪
456
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:04,690
- ♪ Gloria, you're always
on the run now ♪
457
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,484
- Go Dad!
458
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,527
- And another wrestler
over the top of the rope
459
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,446
and gone.
460
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:14,325
- ♪ You gotta get him
somehow ♪
461
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,285
♪ I think you've got
to slow down ♪
462
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,828
- Steamboat
eliminates Slaughter,
463
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,206
who can't believe it!
464
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,876
- ♪ I think you're headed
for a breakdown ♪
465
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,503
- And Ricky Steamboat is out.
466
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,881
- ♪ So be careful
not to show it ♪
467
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,342
♪ You really don't remember ♪
468
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,386
- Macho Man,
over the top rope.
469
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,888
Out he goes.
470
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,181
- ♪ Are the voices
in your head ♪
471
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,976
- Number one!
Who else?
472
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,978
- ♪ Calling Gloria ♪
473
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,397
- And the Sheik is out.
474
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,233
- ♪ Gloria ♪
475
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:51,028
♪ Don't you think
you're falling? ♪
476
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,905
♪ If everybody wants you ♪
477
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,073
[crowd shouting]
478
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,201
♪ Why isn't anybody callin'? ♪
479
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,036
- They're teaming up
to get the seven-footer
480
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,079
out of the ring.
481
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,081
Will Rocky be able to hang on?
482
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,041
- ♪ Leave them
hangin' on the line ♪
483
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:09,046
♪ Oh, calling Gloria ♪
484
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,507
- And André is out!
He's out!
485
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,675
- ♪ Gloria! ♪
486
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,094
- ♪ I think
they got your number ♪
487
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,598
♪ Gloria
I think they got the alias ♪
488
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,932
♪ Gloria ♪
489
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,102
- Samoan is gone!
490
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,564
all: [chanting]
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!
491
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:30,443
- ♪ Was it something
that they said? ♪
492
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,945
- This is it!
Rocky Johnson will be
493
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,197
the new Polynesian
Pacific Champion.
494
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,618
- ♪ Calling Gloria ♪
495
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,453
[music muffles]
496
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,079
[camera bulbs flashing]
497
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:49,086
♪ ♪
498
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,297
- Wait a minute.
The Sheik is back!
499
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,882
Must have gone
through the ropes,
500
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:53,966
not over the top rope.
501
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,635
He could still win this thing.
502
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,469
- What the hell are you doing?
503
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,471
- Lia changed finish
last minute.
504
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,769
- ♪ Fruit punch ♪
505
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,104
♪ And a chili rice ♪
506
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,482
[ambient dramatic music]
507
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,942
[faint ringing]
508
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,820
♪ ♪
509
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,573
[both speaking inaudibly]
510
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,161
all: [crowd chanting]
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!
511
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,038
- Fine.
Shoot me off the rope.
512
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,040
I'll get myself out.
- Okay, bubba.
513
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,958
[straining]
514
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,502
- Come on, Dad!
515
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,297
[crowd booing]
516
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:37,843
- And the new Polynesian
Pacific Champion,
517
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:42,014
Iron Sheik!
518
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:42,973
- Mom, what's going on?
519
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,684
- Rocky lost.
520
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:49,689
[crowd booing]
521
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,191
- Guess you forgot to tell me
you changed the finish.
522
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,151
- I say you, Rocky, with Yao.
523
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,444
So I double-crossed you
524
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,113
before you could
double-cross me.
525
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,031
[tense music]
526
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,700
- You're right.
527
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,201
I did meet with Yao.
528
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,370
- I guarantee you
the championship belt.
529
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,580
You won't lose a match.
530
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,998
Huh?
- All right.
531
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,417
Now it's my turn.
532
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,293
You worked for
my father-in-law.
533
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,546
And then when he dies
and Lia needs you the most,
534
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,798
you stab her in the back
and steal her guys?
535
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:16,966
- Fine.
536
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,384
You've clearly made up
your mind.
537
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,635
Why did you even come here?
538
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,054
- Well, Yao, you stole
wrestlers from Lia.
539
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,682
And when you
take from my family,
540
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,726
I take something back.
541
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,227
You like my outfit?
542
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,312
I mean, I went back and forth
on it all day.
543
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,897
Couldn't decide what to wear.
544
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,399
But I think...
545
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,901
I think I finally found it!
546
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,236
It's the perfect outfit
547
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,405
to wear with yellow...
548
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,990
cowboy...
549
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,908
boots.
550
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,870
[moody rock guitar playing]
551
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:50,124
♪ ♪
552
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,042
- Oh, Rocky...
553
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,754
- Even in the wild world
of professional wrestling,
554
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,173
no one expects
a screw-job finish.
555
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,759
Is it wrong
or is it justified?
556
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,051
Well, like all things,
557
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,887
it just depends
on your perspective.
558
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,264
Sometimes we get locked in
to one way of thinking.
559
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,599
But lucky for me,
560
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,435
my experience with André
forever impacted
561
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,853
the way I look at the world.
562
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,272
Monica will always push me
563
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,065
to consider
other points of view.
564
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,235
But our guiding light will
always be our shared values
565
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,196
and love of country.
566
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,781
Thank you all for joining me
this morning.
567
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,283
General, thank you so--
- Also I'd like to
568
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,203
say hello to my husband.
569
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,287
Hi, Daryl.
570
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,163
- Daryl.
[crowd applauding]
571
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:33,083
[bell ringing]
572
00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:37,683
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