All language subtitles for Traffic Light s01e11 Where The Heart Is.eng

So, you told her that?

Yeah. It was just a dream.

It doesn't actually mean
anything. I tell her everything.

Everything?
Mm-hmm. (groans)

Since Callie and I
moved in together,

we have decided
that we're going

to have
a full disclosure policy.

I don't know. As a guy

who's been married six years,

I think you might want
to reconsider that.

Okay, well, you
do things your way.

I do things my way.

I am completely
comfortable with it.

So, you did that
right next to me

while I was sleeping?

You're a sound sleeper.

Just-Just
right there?

Just took care
of business? I was having trouble sleeping.

Yeah. Well, you could
have woke me up.

Because I was literally
three inches away from you,

and I generally take an interest
in these kinds of things.

Hey, look. I'm you.

(stiffly):
I am unnecessary now.

It's uncanny.

That is uncanny.

What are you, like,
five years old?

Yes.
(chuckling)

I just haven't stopped
thinking about this.

I feel like I should be
a little offended here.

No. I just needed
to get to sleep.

Besides, all women do it.

No. No, they don't.

I happen to know that none
of the women I've ever dated...

Yeah, they have.

Really?
Yeah.

Even, uh...
Yeah.

Well, not my...

Her, too.

(groans)

Oh, come on.

You do that, right?

Right next to Mike? No, never.

In a bubble bath
with the door locked,

it has been known to happen.

But I would never tell him that

because men are really sensitive
about satisfying our needs.

Yeah, I guess he did
seem a little thrown.

Trust me. He's freaked out.
They're all freaked out.

MAN (on speaker):
Welcome to Frostie's. Can I take your order?

CALLIE: What was that?

(beeps)

Hi. Yeah, I'd like a large

double cream chocolate shake.

Hello? You still there?

(beeps)

Yeah. I, uh, must have hit
a dead spot. Sorry.

MAN: You want to flavor-jack
that for 50 cents more?

Busted.

All right. All right, fine.

Naughty girl.

Sometimes I sneak a shake
on my way home from work,

and I don't tell Mike about it

because then I can't judge him
for what he eats,

and I kind of live for that,
so please excuse me,

but yes, sir,
please flavor-jack me.

Jack her.

If you could jack me
with all sorts of flavors...

Triple jack her!

LISA:
That's inappropriate.

(cell phone ringing)
It's Lisa.

Hey, babe.

LISA: Hey, babe. Bad news.

The sitter canceled.

We can't
see Revengeance tonight.

Oh, come on.

I haven't seen a movie since
before Tommy was born.

Actually, he went
to the movies yesterday morning.

Ooh...
Okay, well...

I guess I'm just going
to stay at the gym

and work out a little
longer, you know?

Maybe do another
set. You know.

Blast the quads.

LISA: Yeah, blast those quads.

Blasting your quads.

Or just stay at the bar
and have another beer.

Honey, I know
you're at the King's Head.

Oh, there is a pharmacy
400 feet east of you.

Can you pick
up some diapers, babe?

What?

How do you know
I'm at the King's Head?

It turns out our new phones
have this GPS thing.

And we can track
each other's location.

It's cool, huh?

Totally cool.

Yeah, my secretary
showed me this morning.

We've been tracking you all day.

Man, you get around.

She's crafty.
I'll give her that.

But I got her
right where I want her.

What are you talking about?
She's got you on GPS.

She just told you that she
is tracking you in real time.

How do you have her
where you want her?

Because she told me.

That's a textbook
rookie mistake.

If you're KGB,
you don't tell the Americans

you've got eyes on the ground.

'Cause you don't want
your spies to get murdered.

Exactly.
You're an idiot.

You're an idiot.
Question is, how do I play this?

How to play this.

Why don't you just tell her
you don't want the GPS?

'Cause if I tell her
I don't want the GPS,

it actually creates
more problems

than if I actually
have the GPS.

No, no, no. I need to get
her to ask me to get rid of it.

And I have
all the tools to do it.

(cell phone rings)
Pretty sure I'm looking at a big tool right now.

You're a big tool.

(chuckles)

Oh, good news.

Someone died.
Oh, nice.

What are
you talking about?

One of his EMT buddies
got him a side gig

delivering organs.

ADAM:
Like, organs, like...?

No, no, no, no. Kidneys,
hearts, what have you.

I actually delivered
a pair of eyeballs yesterday.

There is a girl
in Chicago

right now who
can finally see her puppy.

Oh...
Oh, that's sweet.

I know. Of course, it's the same
puppy who ripped out her eyes,

so there's some bitter irony
right there.

But you know, what can you do?
Double time.

See you later.
See ya.

That story was
both happy and sad.

You're an idiot.

You're an idiot.

All right.
All right.

Hey, Kev.
Hey, what's up, buddy?

Dude, I love the piece
you did on Ricky Jay.

Oh, thank you.

No, look at me.

I loved it.

I believe you.

Also, just very quickly,

between me and you,

I feel bad about
the whole promotion thing.

Now I'm your boss, and I make
a lot more money than you.

But things are not going
to change at all,

but I got a lot
of work for you.

I need an article.
Option one.

Okay, what is...

Sextasy: Flipping
the Switch to Better Sex.

Mm-hmm. Quick review.

Something kind of punchy,
something kind of naughty.

Maybe your graphic is...

like, a chick on a jet ski.

Wait. Two chicks
on a jet ski.

Their badonks
are all tooted, right?

(chuckles)
I just...

I don't even know
what that means.

But listen, um...

These books are so depressing.

You know, it's like the second
you get one of these things,

you're just admitting
that the best days

of your relationship are over.

Come on. I wouldn't know,
because Kev likes...

Hookers?
Yeah. Prostitutes.

(chuckles)
So we also need a piece

on getting rock-hard abs.

What would I have to do?

You got
to get rock-hard abs, bro.

Pass.

Okay, what else?

Okay, this is a little thing
I call "Tased and Confused."

What is that?
Shh.

It's for the
"You Did What?" section.

Basically, you play a video game
while I Taser you, and...

I'll do the book.

Great. Done and done.

So we're all cool, right?

Um, we're cool. Totally cool.

Love it.

* Going to the gym
to work out my glutes *

* Got those shoes that make me
walk like Joe Montana. *

MIKE:
So you'd have us believe

that when you patented
Dimethylhydrasulfazine

you had no idea, despite
numerous inter-office emails,

that it would result
in rapid testicular...

(phone beeps)

Milkshake.

She's getting another milkshake.
Second day in a row.

Sorry about that.
It's just, uh, I got her.

I am so glad you
finally had a layover

long enough for us
to make this happen.

This gumbo's amazing.

You're amazing.

Should we give the rest
of the gumbo to Carl?

Oh, no, no. He's
allergic to oysters.

Wait. Oysters?

(barks)

Now, what kind
of a medical professional

doesn't ask a woman if
she's allergic to shellfish?

I had my mind on other things.

Ah, yes. Your
precious gumbo.

You didn't complain
on your birthday.

I told you, I don't want
to talk about my birthday.

Oh...

Sweetheart?

Do you know what
a tracheotomy is?

Gonna enjoy it.
It's a real rush.

(knocking at door)

Hey. I'm coming in.

Just in case anybody
is masturbating...

(chuckles)
Hi.

I ordered in.

Excellent.

Gonna wash up.

Kevin hugged me.
I smell like a limo driver.

(knocking at door)

Hi.
Food delivery.

Thank you. Come on in.

Oh, man.
This place looks great.

How much?

Uh, it's $14.95, please.

Oh, yeah, let me
run that through.

Boop, boop. Declined. We
don't take credit cards.

Oh.
Cash only.

Sweetie, do you have cash?

Yeah, my wallet's in my bag.

Yeah, my uncle has this weird
distrust of credit cards,

and banks.

I don't really...

I know you're hoping I
did not see that book.

But I did.

Oh, it's not what you...
It's a sex book.

Mm-hmm.
Yes, it is.

Okay.
Shh.

Don't be ashamed.

I see shame on your face.

It does not belong
there at this time.

Okay.
Things get stale.

The only shame is in not
doing something about it.

Okay?

Oh, looky here, Paul.
It's a 20.

That's a great tip.
Thanks so much. Thank you.

Have a good night.

And now let me give
you a great tip.

When I did the book
with my... friend,

we learned these
are not rules.

They're suggestions.

Don't be afraid
to improvise.

"Oh, no. He did something
unexpected. What should I do?"

You roll with it.

Never yell "cut."

Never yell "cut."

Is that the guy?
Getting clean

for the big night, huh?

Uh, not sure
what you mean by that.

You know
what I mean.

(clicks tongue)

CALLIE: No, I didn't bring it up
because he didn't bring it up.

I told you, you
probably freaked him out.

That's why I bought
my own copy of the book.

Yeah, you did.

You give me details,
and I'll go get a shake.

Oh, it's weird.
It's full of all these scenarios

that are just silly and, like,
really, like, prop-intensive.

Oh, I wish I could talk to him.

It's just so awkward.

So talk with your hips, bitch.

Just drop one on him.
Be like, bam!

"What just happened?"

"Sex from a book, baby."

"I just rocked you with a book."
(laughs)

"Me, girl. You, boy.
And we are gonna knock this..."

Oh, it's Mike.
Can you wait a second?

Yeah. Me wait.

Hey, babe.
I'm almost home.

MIKE: Yeah, I can see that.
I'm tracking you on the phone.

You got to get off Grand.
Um, what?

I'm five blocks ahead of you,
and there is a huge accident.

Total gridlock.
What? No. No, there isn't.

I'm telling you, it's crazy.

You know, your next left
is your last chance to avoid...

Honey, I'm-I'm just right there.

I'll just go
a little bit longer and...

No. The sitter is waiting,

and you know how she gets
if you don't get home on time.

Turn the wheel. Turn the wheel!
I know, but I can...

Turn the wheel!
Okay, fine! I'm turning the wheel!

I'm turning the wheel, Michael.
(horns honking)

Nicely done.
See you at home, baby.

Mmm. Oh, these are good.

So just tell Mike you want
to lose the GPS thing.

I can't just come out
and say that.

I'll completely lose
the moral high ground.

You have the moral high ground?

Screw it.

I deserve a shake.

Hey! I'm turning! I'm turning!
I'm turning! Wait!

MAN: Hey! What are you doing?!
You're not helping!

(horns honking)
Just, everybody, calm down!

* *

* I'm crafty *

* I'm crafty. *

All right. Well played, Michael.

But be aware.

You just woke a sleeping giant.

And that giant's name is Lisa.

Lisa the giant.

Can I see it?

Ramon, I'm a professional.

I can't just...

Quickly, quickly.

Huh. I did not think
lungs would be so small.

That's because they're
testicles, Ramon.

I did not think testicles
would be so big.

They're like grapefruits.

He must have been a great man.

There you are.

Here I am.
You beat me home.

Thanks to you.

Oh, it was nothing.

Mm-hmm.
(smooches)

Oh, hey. I want to talk
to you about the phone.

Oh, really?
What about the phone?

Well, about the apps.

Any app in particular?

Yes, actually. The GPS.

Really?

What sort of problem
are you having

with the global
positioning system?

No, honey. I'm not
having a problem.

I just wanted to tell
you that I upgraded it.

(coughing)
You all right?

Yeah. Just spicy.

Upgrade, huh?

Yeah. As soon as I got home.

I mean, you really saved
my bacon

out there on
the road today.

You were like... an
angel on my shoulder.

Yeah. So, what's this, uh,
new awesome upgrade do?

Oh, for an extra five bucks
a month... Mm-hmm.

...it sends us a text every time
one of us changes location.

Right?
Oh.

(beeping)
Oh.

(gasps)
The upgrade kicked in!

Guess who is home!
Ah!

Yeah. You.
Yeah, that's...

You see that
dot? It's you! Yeah.

Ooh, I know. I'm going to
go into the living room.

And you tell me
if it sends you a text.

It's totally
sensitive. (chiming)

It should send you one
any minute.

Babe, did you get it?

I don't know why...
Yup, that's you.

Yay!

Oh, I'm gonna try
the porch, okay?

Look at your phone!
Look at your phone!

Look at
your phone! (chiming)

There he is.

Yes, that guy who lives here.

I got plans for us tonight.

Hit the shower, sport.

Okay. Are we gonna go out?

Because check this out. (sniffs)
Think I'm pretty good.

I said, "Hit the shower, sport."

I mean, I...

I don't smell, but I'm gonna...

Whatever.

The third shower
I've taken today.

It's completely unnecessary.
I was clean, you know.

(Southern accent):
What are you doing in here?

I'm taking a shower.

Um, you-you asked me
to take a shower.

No, I mean, what
are you doing

in the girls' locker
room, Coach Saunders?

What, um... What is happening?

I know it's wrong,
but you're just so hot,

the way you look
at me in gym class.

Oh, God. Older men!

Please don't
tell my parents.

I-I won't?

Mmm.

ETHAN: Wait.
A high school gym teacher?

Oh, it's fabulous.

So you wore a whistle
and everything?

Doors were closed,
rules were broken.

What we did would technically be

grounds for dismissal
immediately

in any right-thinking
school system.

And you're saying
that she drove this?

Of course she did.
The girl was desperate.

She flunked her midterm.

I got to tell you, man.

I'm having a hard time
picturing you doing this.

What are you talking about?
He's Coach Saunders.

He's a legend.
ADAM: Thank you.

And I do think I had sort of

a cool take on the character,
because I was tough,

but fair. Not, like,
you know, Great Santini tough,

but education
is important to me.

I think I got my point across.

ETHAN:
No, you had to.

It's your job, damn it!
ADAM: What I didn't tell her,

was in my back story,
I had taken the team

to State three years in a row,

which is a big deal
in Louisiana,

because for a while there,
sports is all we had, you know.

I mean, it was fun, but
it just didn't feel like us.

I think that's the point.

Yeah, but role-playing?
Is that where we're at?

So make it a one-off.
You tried it. Put it behind you.

In fact, I'm taking this
to the trash,

'cause you were just
getting in your head about it.

The... trash.

You know, I think if I'm going
to be living with this character

for a while,
which I certainly am,

I need to work
on the back story a little bit.

Oh, good. Hear me out.

Your need to win
is driven by the fact

that as a child, you had polio.

Yes, yes. I love that.
I'm gonna steal it.

Yeah. You know, they've largely
eradicated polio, okay?

What do you care, Mike?
This is my sex game.

You know what?
I don't care. You're right.

I don't. I really don't,
because I don't need a sex game.

You know why? Because Lisa
is totally satisfied.

You're saying
this is all happening

because Callie's not satisfied?

Dude, you're the only one
who can answer that.

All I'm saying is that when
Lisa and I make the sweet love,

afterwards, she takes
a long bubble bath,

and then purrs like a kitten.

Yeah, you put that image
in my mind without permission.

(horns honking)

So, the Hanrahan
deposition canceled.

Which means my day
is done early.

And because I know
you'd want to know,

Revengeance is playing
at 4:00 at the Vista.

Really? The Vista?
That's right.

The place where they let you
pump your own nacho cheese.

Oh, they are so stupid
for letting me do that.

(speed-dials)

Hey, babe. Yeah, look,
I'm gonna be stepping

in this deposition
for the next three...

Four.
...four hours.

So I'm going to be off the grid.

Okay. I will, uh,
see you at home, then.

Love you.

We are switching phones.

You're only going to call me
if Lisa calls you,

and I'm only going to call you

if that guy
you like calls.

I know, but we'll keep
our fingers crossed.

Sorry. Hope I didn't
keep you waiting. Don't worry about it.

I was just hoping to get out
early and catch a movie.

I don't exactly tell my wife.

Yeah, well, you know what they
say on the airplane, Ramon.

You have to put the oxygen
mask on yourself first.

Ay, el corazón.

The heart. The king
of the organs.

It's cool, right?
Ah.

So, it says here
you got six hours

until the doctor
arrives from Seattle.

Ethan?

Renee!
(laughs)

What are you
doing here?

I'm on a quick layover
from Barcelona.

Oh, you look great.
I love the scarf.

There's a hole in my larynx.

I know. I put it there
while saving your life.

Please tell me you have
a few hours to kill.

Ugh! I mean, well,
there was something

I had to do, but, uh,

I can put
it on ice.

Good luck
with your organ, my friend.

He can sense the chemistry.

He is going
to have sex with her.

(whistling blowing)

(normal voice):
Oh! Hey.

What's up?

(Southern accent):
I was just gonna ask you

the same thing, Miss Lady.

Oh. Okay.
We're doing that again.

What we're doin'
is learnin'.

Learnin' what happens when
we forget our permission slips.

Uh, for the field trip.

To the aquarium.

(Southern accent): Why are we
going to the aquarium?

Uh, you know, because
learning isn't limited

to the classroom,
young lady.

(normal voice):
Okay, time out. Hmm?

Look, just because
I masturbated next to you in bed

does not mean
that I'm not satisfied with you.

(Southern accent):
Well, then why did you spr...?

(normal voice):
Why did you spring this whole Coach Saunders thing on me?

I was just trying
to keep up with you.

You're the one who brought home
that sex book.

Wait. What sex book?

Look. See, now I can
hold my nose and still breathe.

(squeaking)

Oh, you are fantastic.

Why don't we head up
to the room and, uh...

Oh, but not quite ready
for our siesta just yet.

I'm still on Barcelona time.

Right. Uh, it's just

that you're so
irresistible.

And the heart
can't wait forever.

Sure, it can.

No, it can't.

Pretty sure it can.

So you're okay with what we do?

Our-Our repertoire?

Of course. I'm a big
fan of our repertoire.

Even your solo work.

Good, 'cause you're kind of
hard to read sometimes.

Oh, really?
I kind of love that.

Would you say that I
also have a dark side?

Oh, no.

I always wanted one.

(giggles)

Come on, let's just stick
to us for now.

Totally, 'cause
we're good together.

Yeah, we're awesome.

Although...
Oh, yeah, I see.

(Southern accent): You want
another night of Coach Saunders.

Huh?
Kind of do.

I mean, I did a lot of
work on the character.

You know what I mean? I'd
like to complete that arc. Okay.

You open to pitches?

Okay, hold that thought.

I just have to run
to the loo for a second.

(sighs)

Now don't you start without me.

(laughs)

Actually, do start without me.

MAN (on screen):
Oh...

Excuse me, sir.
Is this seat taken? Oh.

Hey.

Yeah.

(yelling and explosion
on screen)

Spike told you?

No. You never call me
to say you have a deposition.

You're so obvious.

Plus, I have been talking
about this movie a lot, huh?

You acted out the trailer
at breakfast.

Yeah, I did.

Well, I guess we're
both pretty predictable.

Both? How am I predictable?

I'm the one that tracked you.

Yeah, just like
I knew you would.

Yeah, okay, Mike.

Well, if I didn't
expect it, then why would

I have gotten you
this milkshake?

Wow.

All right. I'm impressed.

(rapid gunfire on screen)

Mike, this...

Yeah, it's Diet
Dr. Pepper.

I didn't really think
that last one through.

You're so cute
when you're outwitted.

(explosion and yelling
on screen)

Today. Outwitted today.

Mm. Yeah.

Yeah.
Give me a kiss.

(man yelling on screen)

(toilet flushing)
All right, darling, we are good as new.

Oh! Mmm! I hope you don't mind.

I was starving. Mmm.

Oh, my God, what are you doing?!

It's a bit saltier
than I expected.

I have to go.

Mmm. You're so bad, sneaking
into movies behind my back.

Oh, yeah?
Mm-hmm.

Look at you, sneaking
shakes behind my back.

You know I need
my sugar every day.

I'll give you some sugar.

I'll give you some
sugar right now, huh?

Too far?
No, I liked it.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna get some
sugar all over your face.

Okay, that was too far.
Why would you say that?

I was just... Sorry.

Corazón!

Corazón! Corazón!

Corazón!
(screams)

CALLIE:
Please don't tell my parents I'm drinking.

I signed that pledge.

No, it's okay, Nancy.

It's just going to be
our little secret.

Oh, Bill.

Mm.

Oh, no way!
That is awesome!

I mean, the level of detail
here and the character work.

(laughs)
Mmm.

(brakes squeaking)

(siren toots)

Oh, my God,
it's the cops!

Ooh. Okay, it's cool.
I'm just gonna tell 'em

I forgot my I.D.,
and you're gonna roll with it.

How old are you?
15.

Almost.

Oh, Nancy, I can't
go back to jail.

Callie?

Bill. Hi... hi!

Hi.
Uh, hi.

Adam Goodman.
Oh, hi. Bill Saunders.

I don't know
if you heard.

We won State this year.

Oh. Great.

Anyway, I-I... I got to go.

I'm meeting my wife.

Oh, good, you
guys got back...

Yeah, yeah.

Go... go, Ducks!

Yeah.

It's great to see you again.

Yeah, you, too.
Nice to meet you, Coach Saunders.

Coach Saun... That's the guy,
right? That's the guy...

We're gonna get you
a big popcorn. Wow.

I love you.
He doesn't have an accent.

I have so many questions
for him.

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